[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ GRUMBLING ] [ GRUMBLING CONTINUES ]
AAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
♪ OH, LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW, THE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY, AND IT AIN'T SAFE ON THE
STREET ♪ ♪ OH, WE'RE LOSING TRACK, AND I
KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO GO ♪
♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪ ♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪
♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪ [ GROANS ]
[ POP! ]
AAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Warden: AH, SPELUNKING.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE FEAR OF DYING TO SCARE AWAY THE WINTER
BLUES, RIGHT, JARED?
Jared: SIR, YOU KNOW I HATE CAVES!
Warden: FACING YOUR FEARS IS THE ONLY THING THAT'LL PUT SOME
HAIR ON YOUR CHEST, RIGHT, ALICE?
Alice: [ Deep voice ] I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T HAVE ANY FEARS.
[ CRUMBLING ] [ CLICK! ]
[ WIND BLOWS ] Warden: EEE!
JAILBOT, KILL! KILL!
[ WHIRRING ] [ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BABY CRYING ] WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
[ MOTOR WINDS DOWN ] [ GONG CRASHES ]
Jared: SIR, MY HIEROGLYPHICS ARE A LITTLE RUSTY, BUT I THINK
THIS IS A WARNING -- SOMETHING ABOUT TURNING OUR SOULS INTO THE
DEVIL'S DUST IF WE TOUCH THE -- Warden: OH, THIS'LL LOOK
GREAT IN MY OFFICE OR AS A HOOD ORNAMENT OR AS THE KNOB ON MY
SHIFTER.
Jared: N-O-O-O-O!
[ RUMBLING ] AAH!
UGH!
[ SQUEAKING ] [ GRUNTS ]
Jared: OHH!
[ CREAKS ] [ BANG! BANG! BANG! ]
[ CRASH! ] [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
OH, LOOK -- THE WARDEN DISCOVERED A LITTLE
SOMETHING-SOMETHING.
THE ANCIENT CITY OF PAMELONIA HAS RISEN.
Jared: IT SAYS THAT THIS IS PAMELONIA, AN ANCIENT COLISEUM
WHICH PROVIDED THE MOST VIOLENT AND BRUTALLY EXCITING FORM OF
ENTERTAINMENT KNOWN TO MAN.
THIS PLACE WAS ONCE REMOVED BY A MYSTICAL BEASTLING THAT -- AAH!
WARDEN, WARDEN!
Warden: DOCTOR, DOCTOR.
I HAVE CONCLUDED MY TESTS.
MY DIAGNOSIS IS THAT SUPERJAIL IS IN A STATE OF SEVERE
[SNORTS] DEPRESSION.
Warden: PERFECTAMUNDO!
I HAVE JUST UNEARTHED THE CURE.
MY PRESCRIPTION IS...
FIGHT CITY LAY DORMANT FOR 40,000 YEARS -- THAT IS, UNTIL
THIS SATURDAY!
FIGHT CITY -- WE'RE LETTING THE DOORS FLY OPEN AND THE WRATH OF
HELL BLOW IN!
FIGHT CITY -- IT'S YOUR LUCKY NIGHT, SO COME HARD OR DON'T
COME AT ALL!
FIGHT CITY!
YOU HEAR ABOUT FIGHT CITY?
FIGHT WHAT?
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] IF THE WARDEN IS OPENING THE
ULTIMATE FIGHTING ARENA...
THEN WE WILL BUILD THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING MACHINE.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BUBBLING ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
Warden: WELCOME TO FIGHT CITY!
PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR AN ALL-OUT FIGHT TO THE FINISH!
FIRST PRIZE -- A WARRIOR'S FEAST OF SNAKE HIDES AND BLOOD
SAUSAGE.
YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE A SPECIAL DAY OF FLOGGING, BUGGERING, AND
LEECH TREATMENTS AT THE FIGHT CITY DAY SPA.
AND FINALLY, THE WINNER WILL BE GIVEN THE ULTIMATE PRIZE --
FREEDOM!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ IF YOU'RE STUCK IN SUPERJAIL ♪
♪ DON'T FRET ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE THE BEST IS YET TO
COME ♪ ♪ HERE'S WHAT YOU GET ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪
♪ AND DO IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT YOUR WAY TO FREEDOM ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT'S THE ONLY WAY ♪ YEAH!
I LOVE YOU, FIGHT CITY!
HEY, WHAT THE [BLEEP] MAN?
I GOT TWO MORE VERSES.
[ SLAM! ] [ CLICKING ]
[ CLANK! ] I WON. I WON!
[ High-pitched voice ] HEY, GARY, I WON!
[ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ WHIMPERING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] UHH.
AAAAH!
[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ] [ BOTH SCREAMING ]
OHH!
[ WHIRRING ] [ WHIMPERING ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ] [ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ CLICKING ]
[ RUMBLING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]
AAAAH!
[ SNARLING ] [ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] [ GRUNTING ]
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] THERE'S NO TIME LIKE THE
SHOWTIME.
OUR LITTLE BABY IS THE PERFECT GIFT TO THE FIGHT CITY.
[ GAS HISSES ] [ MOTOR WINDS DOWN ]
Warden: ♪ FIGHT CITY, WHAT A WONDERFUL TOWN ♪
♪ AGGRESSION IS UP, AND DEPRESSION IS DOWN ♪
[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] WHAT THE [BLEEP]
[ Echoing ] PERFECTION.
DOMINANCE.
THE ULTIMATE IN FIGHTING BIOTECHNOLOGY.
COMBATICUS.
YES, LITTLE ONE, IT'S YOU.
HUMILIATE THEM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HA HA!
HE'S JUST A LITTLE PIP-SQUEAK.
[ THUD! ] [ GROANING ]
[ SCREAMS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
FOUR HEARTS ALLOW FOR UNPARALLELED SPEED AND
METABOLISM.
14 FINGERS ALLOW FOR A VISE GRIP OF 6,050 NEWTONS PER SQUARE
METER.
HE IS AN INDIVIDUAL COOL CAT.
A CAT WHO HAS TAKEN MORE THAN NINE LIVES.
Warden: THAT THING'S DESTROYING FIGHT CITY!
DOCTOR, YOU NEED TO RELEASE OUR SECRET EXPERIMENT.
BUT -- BUT IT'S NOT READY YET!
IT'S READY WHEN I SAY IT IS.
NOW, YOU DO IT!
RELEASE SPECIMEN 7!
[ ALL SCREAM ] FORGED FROM THE DNA OF YOUR
SUPERJAIL STAFF COMES A CREATURE WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS
TO DESTROY, WHOSE ONLY RECOGNIZABLE EMOTION...
[ GROANS ] ...IS DOMINATION.
DOMINATION.
SPECIMEN 7.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ ROARS ]
[ WHIRRING AND CLANKING ] [ ZAP! ]
[ SQUIRT! ] [ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
NOBLE WARRIOR, I AM GORE, THE WAR GOD OF PAMELONIA.
YOUR PEOPLE'S EXCESSIVE BLOODSHED HAS FINALLY RETURNED
ME TO MY MORTAL, HUMAN FORM.
I AM FOREVER IN DEBT AND SHALL BESTOW UPON THEE ALL OF THIS
WORLD'S RICHES AS MY SINCERE THANKS -- OHH!
[BLEEP] WHAT?!
OH, THAT [BLEEP] BURNS!
GOD! UGH!
UM...UH...I'M A GONER.
I-I AM -- OH, IT'S GO-- I-I NEED TO SIT.
I-I JUST GOT TO -- OH, IT'S -- IT'S GETTING HAZY.
I JUST -- WHOO!
I-I DON'T KNOW WH-- OH, GOD.
I JUST -- I JUST WANT TO -- I'M JUST GONNA CLOSE MY EYES FOR A
SECOND HERE.
I JUST G-- [ RUMBLING ]
[ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ RUMBLING CONTINUES ]
LOOKS LIKE THE WARDEN'S ARENA IS CRUMBLING LIKE A COOKIE.
SPECIMEN 7 WAS A BIT -- CAN'T TELEPORT.
SYSTEMS FAILURE.
Warden: AAH! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
I'M FALLING DOWN HERE!
[ WHIMPERS ] HELP.
HELP.
PLEASE HELP ME.
A LITTLE HELP HERE.
HELP US.
COULD YOU -- UH, I'M LOOKING FOR HELP.
[ RUMBLING CONTINUES ] [ THUD! ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] IT SEEMS FOUR HEARTS WAS ONE
TOO MANY.
HE ONLY HAD ONE WEAKNESS -- COMPASSION.
[ TWINKLE! ] I AM THE NEW GOD OF WAR.
BOW DOWN TO COMBATICUS.