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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
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[ GRUMBLING ]
[ GRUMBLING CONTINUES ]
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AAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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♪ OH, LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE
AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW, THE WORLD'S GONE
CRAZY, AND IT AIN'T SAFE ON THE
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STREET ♪
♪ OH, WE'RE LOSING TRACK, AND I
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KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO
GO ♪
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♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪
♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪
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♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪
[ GROANS ]
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[ GROANS ]
[ POP! ]
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[ POP! ]
AAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Warden: AH, SPELUNKING.
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THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE FEAR OF
DYING TO SCARE AWAY THE WINTER
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BLUES, RIGHT, JARED?
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Jared: SIR, YOU KNOW I HATE
CAVES!
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Warden: FACING YOUR FEARS IS
THE ONLY THING THAT'LL PUT SOME
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HAIR ON YOUR CHEST, RIGHT,
ALICE?
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Alice: [ Deep voice ] I DON'T
KNOW.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY FEARS.
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[ CRUMBLING ]
[ CLICK! ]
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[ WIND BLOWS ]
Warden: EEE!
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JAILBOT, KILL! KILL!
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[ WHIRRING ]
[ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ BABY CRYING ]
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
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[ MOTOR WINDS DOWN ]
[ GONG CRASHES ]
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Jared: SIR, MY HIEROGLYPHICS
ARE A LITTLE RUSTY, BUT I THINK
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THIS IS A WARNING -- SOMETHING
ABOUT TURNING OUR SOULS INTO THE
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DEVIL'S DUST IF WE TOUCH THE --
Warden: OH, THIS'LL LOOK
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GREAT IN MY OFFICE OR AS A HOOD
ORNAMENT OR AS THE KNOB ON MY
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SHIFTER.
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Jared: N-O-O-O-O!
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[ RUMBLING ]
AAH!
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UGH!
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[ SQUEAKING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
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Jared: OHH!
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[ CREAKS ]
[ BANG! BANG! BANG! ]
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[ CRASH! ]
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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OH, LOOK -- THE WARDEN
DISCOVERED A LITTLE
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SOMETHING-SOMETHING.
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THE ANCIENT CITY OF PAMELONIA
HAS RISEN.
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Jared: IT SAYS THAT THIS IS
PAMELONIA, AN ANCIENT COLISEUM
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WHICH PROVIDED THE MOST VIOLENT
AND BRUTALLY EXCITING FORM OF
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ENTERTAINMENT KNOWN TO MAN.
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THIS PLACE WAS ONCE REMOVED BY A
MYSTICAL BEASTLING THAT -- AAH!
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WARDEN, WARDEN!
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Warden: DOCTOR, DOCTOR.
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I HAVE CONCLUDED MY TESTS.
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MY DIAGNOSIS IS THAT SUPERJAIL
IS IN A STATE OF SEVERE
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[SNORTS] DEPRESSION.
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Warden: PERFECTAMUNDO!
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I HAVE JUST UNEARTHED THE CURE.
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MY PRESCRIPTION IS...
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FIGHT CITY LAY DORMANT FOR
40,000 YEARS -- THAT IS, UNTIL
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THIS SATURDAY!
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FIGHT CITY -- WE'RE LETTING THE
DOORS FLY OPEN AND THE WRATH OF
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HELL BLOW IN!
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FIGHT CITY -- IT'S YOUR LUCKY
NIGHT, SO COME HARD OR DON'T
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COME AT ALL!
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FIGHT CITY!
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YOU HEAR ABOUT FIGHT CITY?
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FIGHT WHAT?
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[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
IF THE WARDEN IS OPENING THE
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ULTIMATE FIGHTING ARENA...
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THEN WE WILL BUILD THE
ULTIMATE FIGHTING MACHINE.
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[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BUBBLING ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
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Warden: WELCOME TO
FIGHT CITY!
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PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR AN
ALL-OUT FIGHT TO THE FINISH!
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FIRST PRIZE -- A WARRIOR'S FEAST
OF SNAKE HIDES AND BLOOD
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SAUSAGE.
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YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE A SPECIAL
DAY OF FLOGGING, BUGGERING, AND
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LEECH TREATMENTS AT THE
FIGHT CITY DAY SPA.
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AND FINALLY, THE WINNER WILL BE
GIVEN THE ULTIMATE PRIZE --
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FREEDOM!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪ IF YOU'RE STUCK IN
SUPERJAIL ♪
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♪ DON'T FRET ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THE BEST IS YET TO
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COME ♪
♪ HERE'S WHAT YOU GET ♪
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♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT ALL THROUGH
THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ AND DO IT WITH ALL YOUR
MIGHT ♪
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♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT YOUR WAY TO
FREEDOM ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW THAT'S THE ONLY WAY ♪
YEAH!
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I LOVE YOU, FIGHT CITY!
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HEY, WHAT THE [BLEEP] MAN?
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I GOT TWO MORE VERSES.
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[ SLAM! ]
[ CLICKING ]
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[ CLANK! ]
I WON. I WON!
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[ High-pitched voice ] HEY,
GARY, I WON!
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[ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ WHIMPERING ]
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[ WHIMPERING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
UHH.
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AAAAH!
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
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OHH!
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[ WHIRRING ]
[ WHIMPERING ]
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[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ CLICKING ]
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[ RUMBLING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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AAAAH!
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[ SNARLING ]
[ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
[ GRUNTING ]
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[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
THERE'S NO TIME LIKE THE
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SHOWTIME.
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OUR LITTLE BABY IS THE
PERFECT GIFT TO THE FIGHT CITY.
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[ GAS HISSES ]
[ MOTOR WINDS DOWN ]
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Warden: ♪ FIGHT CITY, WHAT A
WONDERFUL TOWN ♪
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♪ AGGRESSION IS UP, AND
DEPRESSION IS DOWN ♪
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[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHAT THE [BLEEP]
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[ Echoing ] PERFECTION.
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DOMINANCE.
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THE ULTIMATE IN FIGHTING
BIOTECHNOLOGY.
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COMBATICUS.
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YES, LITTLE ONE, IT'S YOU.
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HUMILIATE THEM.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HA HA!
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HE'S JUST A LITTLE PIP-SQUEAK.
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[ THUD! ]
[ GROANING ]
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[ SCREAMS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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FOUR HEARTS ALLOW FOR
UNPARALLELED SPEED AND
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METABOLISM.
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14 FINGERS ALLOW FOR A VISE
GRIP OF 6,050 NEWTONS PER SQUARE
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METER.
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HE IS AN INDIVIDUAL COOL CAT.
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A CAT WHO HAS TAKEN MORE THAN
NINE LIVES.
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Warden: THAT THING'S
DESTROYING FIGHT CITY!
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DOCTOR, YOU NEED TO RELEASE OUR
SECRET EXPERIMENT.
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BUT -- BUT IT'S NOT READY
YET!
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IT'S READY WHEN I SAY IT IS.
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NOW, YOU DO IT!
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RELEASE SPECIMEN 7!
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[ ALL SCREAM ]
FORGED FROM THE DNA OF YOUR
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SUPERJAIL STAFF COMES A
CREATURE WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS
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TO DESTROY, WHOSE ONLY
RECOGNIZABLE EMOTION...
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[ GROANS ]
...IS DOMINATION.
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DOMINATION.
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SPECIMEN 7.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ ROARS ]
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[ WHIRRING AND CLANKING ]
[ ZAP! ]
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[ SQUIRT! ]
[ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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NOBLE WARRIOR, I AM GORE, THE
WAR GOD OF PAMELONIA.
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YOUR PEOPLE'S EXCESSIVE
BLOODSHED HAS FINALLY RETURNED
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ME TO MY MORTAL, HUMAN FORM.
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I AM FOREVER IN DEBT AND SHALL
BESTOW UPON THEE ALL OF THIS
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WORLD'S RICHES AS MY SINCERE
THANKS -- OHH!
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[BLEEP]
WHAT?!
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OH, THAT [BLEEP] BURNS!
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GOD! UGH!
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UM...UH...I'M A GONER.
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I-I AM -- OH, IT'S GO--
I-I NEED TO SIT.
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I-I JUST GOT TO -- OH, IT'S --
IT'S GETTING HAZY.
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I JUST -- WHOO!
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I-I DON'T KNOW WH--
OH, GOD.
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I JUST -- I JUST WANT TO -- I'M
JUST GONNA CLOSE MY EYES FOR A
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SECOND HERE.
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I JUST G--
[ RUMBLING ]
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[ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ RUMBLING CONTINUES ]
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LOOKS LIKE THE WARDEN'S ARENA
IS CRUMBLING LIKE A COOKIE.
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SPECIMEN 7 WAS A BIT --
CAN'T TELEPORT.
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SYSTEMS FAILURE.
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Warden: AAH!
SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
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I'M FALLING DOWN HERE!
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[ WHIMPERS ]
HELP.
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HELP.
HELP.
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PLEASE HELP ME.
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A LITTLE HELP HERE.
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HELP US.
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COULD YOU -- UH, I'M LOOKING
FOR HELP.
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[ RUMBLING CONTINUES ]
[ THUD! ]
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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
IT SEEMS FOUR HEARTS WAS ONE
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TOO MANY.
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HE ONLY HAD ONE WEAKNESS --
COMPASSION.
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[ TWINKLE! ]
I AM THE NEW GOD OF WAR.
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BOW DOWN TO COMBATICUS.