1 00:00:01,977 --> 00:00:10,477 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ THUNDER CRASHING ] 2 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,543 [ GRUMBLING ] [ GRUMBLING CONTINUES ] 3 00:00:23,076 --> 00:00:23,744 AAH! 4 00:00:23,810 --> 00:00:27,343 AAAAAAAAAAAH! 5 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:29,243 AAAAAAAAAAAAH! 6 00:00:29,310 --> 00:00:35,777 ♪ OH, LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE ♪ 7 00:00:35,844 --> 00:00:39,277 ♪ YOU KNOW, THE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY, AND IT AIN'T SAFE ON THE 8 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:44,110 STREET ♪ ♪ OH, WE'RE LOSING TRACK, AND I 9 00:00:44,176 --> 00:00:48,277 KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO GO ♪ 10 00:00:48,343 --> 00:00:51,443 ♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪ ♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪ 11 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,677 ♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪ [ GROANS ] 12 00:01:04,911 --> 00:01:07,377 [ GROANS ] [ POP! ] 13 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:14,343 [ POP! ] AAH! 14 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:20,410 AAAAAAAAAAAAH! 15 00:01:20,477 --> 00:01:22,110 Warden: AH, SPELUNKING. 16 00:01:22,176 --> 00:01:25,210 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE FEAR OF DYING TO SCARE AWAY THE WINTER 17 00:01:25,277 --> 00:01:26,277 BLUES, RIGHT, JARED? 18 00:01:26,343 --> 00:01:28,243 Jared: SIR, YOU KNOW I HATE CAVES! 19 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:30,644 Warden: FACING YOUR FEARS IS THE ONLY THING THAT'LL PUT SOME 20 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:32,011 HAIR ON YOUR CHEST, RIGHT, ALICE? 21 00:01:32,076 --> 00:01:33,577 Alice: [ Deep voice ] I DON'T KNOW. 22 00:01:33,644 --> 00:01:35,011 I DON'T HAVE ANY FEARS. 23 00:01:35,076 --> 00:01:38,176 [ CRUMBLING ] [ CLICK! ] 24 00:01:38,243 --> 00:01:41,777 [ WIND BLOWS ] Warden: EEE! 25 00:01:41,844 --> 00:01:44,911 JAILBOT, KILL! KILL! 26 00:01:44,977 --> 00:01:56,610 [ WHIRRING ] [ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 27 00:01:56,677 --> 00:02:03,243 [ BABY CRYING ] WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! 28 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:09,710 [ MOTOR WINDS DOWN ] [ GONG CRASHES ] 29 00:02:09,777 --> 00:02:12,110 Jared: SIR, MY HIEROGLYPHICS ARE A LITTLE RUSTY, BUT I THINK 30 00:02:12,176 --> 00:02:14,577 THIS IS A WARNING -- SOMETHING ABOUT TURNING OUR SOULS INTO THE 31 00:02:14,644 --> 00:02:16,844 DEVIL'S DUST IF WE TOUCH THE -- Warden: OH, THIS'LL LOOK 32 00:02:16,911 --> 00:02:20,277 GREAT IN MY OFFICE OR AS A HOOD ORNAMENT OR AS THE KNOB ON MY 33 00:02:20,343 --> 00:02:20,911 SHIFTER. 34 00:02:20,977 --> 00:02:22,176 Jared: N-O-O-O-O! 35 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:27,243 [ RUMBLING ] AAH! 36 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:28,543 UGH! 37 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:31,510 [ SQUEAKING ] [ GRUNTS ] 38 00:02:31,577 --> 00:02:33,744 Jared: OHH! 39 00:02:33,810 --> 00:02:37,410 [ CREAKS ] [ BANG! BANG! BANG! ] 40 00:02:37,477 --> 00:02:40,243 [ CRASH! ] [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] 41 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:43,610 OH, LOOK -- THE WARDEN DISCOVERED A LITTLE 42 00:02:43,677 --> 00:02:45,043 SOMETHING-SOMETHING. 43 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:53,644 THE ANCIENT CITY OF PAMELONIA HAS RISEN. 44 00:02:53,710 --> 00:02:56,011 Jared: IT SAYS THAT THIS IS PAMELONIA, AN ANCIENT COLISEUM 45 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:58,377 WHICH PROVIDED THE MOST VIOLENT AND BRUTALLY EXCITING FORM OF 46 00:02:58,443 --> 00:02:59,644 ENTERTAINMENT KNOWN TO MAN. 47 00:02:59,710 --> 00:03:02,677 THIS PLACE WAS ONCE REMOVED BY A MYSTICAL BEASTLING THAT -- AAH! 48 00:03:02,744 --> 00:03:04,443 WARDEN, WARDEN! 49 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:05,977 Warden: DOCTOR, DOCTOR. 50 00:03:06,043 --> 00:03:07,644 I HAVE CONCLUDED MY TESTS. 51 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:10,877 MY DIAGNOSIS IS THAT SUPERJAIL IS IN A STATE OF SEVERE 52 00:03:10,944 --> 00:03:12,011 [SNORTS] DEPRESSION. 53 00:03:12,076 --> 00:03:14,243 Warden: PERFECTAMUNDO! 54 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:16,310 I HAVE JUST UNEARTHED THE CURE. 55 00:03:16,377 --> 00:03:17,810 MY PRESCRIPTION IS... 56 00:03:17,877 --> 00:03:21,110 FIGHT CITY LAY DORMANT FOR 40,000 YEARS -- THAT IS, UNTIL 57 00:03:21,176 --> 00:03:22,443 THIS SATURDAY! 58 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:25,110 FIGHT CITY -- WE'RE LETTING THE DOORS FLY OPEN AND THE WRATH OF 59 00:03:25,176 --> 00:03:26,343 HELL BLOW IN! 60 00:03:26,410 --> 00:03:28,510 FIGHT CITY -- IT'S YOUR LUCKY NIGHT, SO COME HARD OR DON'T 61 00:03:28,577 --> 00:03:30,043 COME AT ALL! 62 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,710 FIGHT CITY! 63 00:03:31,777 --> 00:03:33,176 YOU HEAR ABOUT FIGHT CITY? 64 00:03:33,243 --> 00:03:34,243 FIGHT WHAT? 65 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:38,076 [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] IF THE WARDEN IS OPENING THE 66 00:03:38,143 --> 00:03:40,210 ULTIMATE FIGHTING ARENA... 67 00:03:40,277 --> 00:03:48,110 THEN WE WILL BUILD THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING MACHINE. 68 00:03:48,176 --> 00:03:53,911 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BUBBLING ] 69 00:03:53,977 --> 00:03:58,977 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] 70 00:03:59,043 --> 00:04:02,510 Warden: WELCOME TO FIGHT CITY! 71 00:04:02,577 --> 00:04:06,911 PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR AN ALL-OUT FIGHT TO THE FINISH! 72 00:04:06,977 --> 00:04:12,277 FIRST PRIZE -- A WARRIOR'S FEAST OF SNAKE HIDES AND BLOOD 73 00:04:12,343 --> 00:04:13,543 SAUSAGE. 74 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:17,977 YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE A SPECIAL DAY OF FLOGGING, BUGGERING, AND 75 00:04:18,043 --> 00:04:21,944 LEECH TREATMENTS AT THE FIGHT CITY DAY SPA. 76 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:26,443 AND FINALLY, THE WINNER WILL BE GIVEN THE ULTIMATE PRIZE -- 77 00:04:26,510 --> 00:04:27,410 FREEDOM! 78 00:04:27,477 --> 00:04:31,477 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ] 79 00:04:31,543 --> 00:04:34,644 ♪ IF YOU'RE STUCK IN SUPERJAIL ♪ 80 00:04:34,710 --> 00:04:40,243 ♪ DON'T FRET ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE THE BEST IS YET TO 81 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:45,110 COME ♪ ♪ HERE'S WHAT YOU GET ♪ 82 00:04:45,176 --> 00:04:48,944 ♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ 83 00:04:49,011 --> 00:04:51,977 ♪ AND DO IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT ♪ 84 00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:54,277 ♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT YOUR WAY TO FREEDOM ♪ 85 00:04:54,343 --> 00:04:57,443 ♪ YOU KNOW THAT'S THE ONLY WAY ♪ YEAH! 86 00:04:57,510 --> 00:04:58,977 I LOVE YOU, FIGHT CITY! 87 00:04:59,043 --> 00:05:00,710 HEY, WHAT THE [BLEEP] MAN? 88 00:05:00,777 --> 00:05:01,944 I GOT TWO MORE VERSES. 89 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:03,110 [ SLAM! ] [ CLICKING ] 90 00:05:03,176 --> 00:05:06,011 [ CLANK! ] I WON. I WON! 91 00:05:06,076 --> 00:05:07,877 [ High-pitched voice ] HEY, GARY, I WON! 92 00:05:07,944 --> 00:05:13,043 [ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ WHIMPERING ] 93 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:17,443 [ WHIMPERING ] [ GRUNTS ] 94 00:05:17,510 --> 00:05:20,310 [ GRUNTS ] [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 95 00:05:20,377 --> 00:05:23,377 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] UHH. 96 00:05:23,443 --> 00:05:24,710 AAAAH! 97 00:05:24,777 --> 00:05:30,143 [ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ] [ BOTH SCREAMING ] 98 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:31,176 OHH! 99 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:35,243 [ WHIRRING ] [ WHIMPERING ] 100 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:38,644 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 101 00:05:38,710 --> 00:05:41,744 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ CLICKING ] 102 00:05:41,810 --> 00:05:55,210 [ RUMBLING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ] 103 00:05:55,277 --> 00:05:56,744 AAAAH! 104 00:05:56,810 --> 00:06:05,744 [ SNARLING ] [ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 105 00:06:05,810 --> 00:06:09,844 [ LAUGHTER ] [ GRUNTING ] 106 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:14,911 [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] THERE'S NO TIME LIKE THE 107 00:06:14,977 --> 00:06:16,043 SHOWTIME. 108 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:20,110 OUR LITTLE BABY IS THE PERFECT GIFT TO THE FIGHT CITY. 109 00:06:20,176 --> 00:06:25,076 [ GAS HISSES ] [ MOTOR WINDS DOWN ] 110 00:06:25,143 --> 00:06:28,977 Warden: ♪ FIGHT CITY, WHAT A WONDERFUL TOWN ♪ 111 00:06:29,043 --> 00:06:32,243 ♪ AGGRESSION IS UP, AND DEPRESSION IS DOWN ♪ 112 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:36,710 [ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] WHAT THE [BLEEP] 113 00:06:36,777 --> 00:06:38,577 [ Echoing ] PERFECTION. 114 00:06:38,644 --> 00:06:39,944 DOMINANCE. 115 00:06:40,011 --> 00:06:43,143 THE ULTIMATE IN FIGHTING BIOTECHNOLOGY. 116 00:06:43,210 --> 00:06:46,877 COMBATICUS. 117 00:06:46,944 --> 00:06:50,210 YES, LITTLE ONE, IT'S YOU. 118 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,377 HUMILIATE THEM. 119 00:06:52,443 --> 00:06:57,744 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HA HA! 120 00:06:57,810 --> 00:07:00,277 HE'S JUST A LITTLE PIP-SQUEAK. 121 00:07:00,343 --> 00:07:05,377 [ THUD! ] [ GROANING ] 122 00:07:05,443 --> 00:07:08,644 [ SCREAMS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 123 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:12,243 FOUR HEARTS ALLOW FOR UNPARALLELED SPEED AND 124 00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:13,443 METABOLISM. 125 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:19,143 14 FINGERS ALLOW FOR A VISE GRIP OF 6,050 NEWTONS PER SQUARE 126 00:07:19,210 --> 00:07:20,143 METER. 127 00:07:20,210 --> 00:07:22,710 HE IS AN INDIVIDUAL COOL CAT. 128 00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:27,577 A CAT WHO HAS TAKEN MORE THAN NINE LIVES. 129 00:07:27,644 --> 00:07:31,243 Warden: THAT THING'S DESTROYING FIGHT CITY! 130 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:34,243 DOCTOR, YOU NEED TO RELEASE OUR SECRET EXPERIMENT. 131 00:07:34,310 --> 00:07:36,343 BUT -- BUT IT'S NOT READY YET! 132 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:38,176 IT'S READY WHEN I SAY IT IS. 133 00:07:38,243 --> 00:07:39,076 NOW, YOU DO IT! 134 00:07:39,143 --> 00:07:41,510 RELEASE SPECIMEN 7! 135 00:07:41,577 --> 00:07:43,577 [ ALL SCREAM ] FORGED FROM THE DNA OF YOUR 136 00:07:51,343 --> 00:07:55,944 SUPERJAIL STAFF COMES A CREATURE WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS 137 00:07:56,011 --> 00:08:00,810 TO DESTROY, WHOSE ONLY RECOGNIZABLE EMOTION... 138 00:08:00,877 --> 00:08:04,911 [ GROANS ] ...IS DOMINATION. 139 00:08:04,977 --> 00:08:06,877 DOMINATION. 140 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:09,410 SPECIMEN 7. 141 00:08:09,477 --> 00:08:16,110 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ ROARS ] 142 00:08:16,176 --> 00:08:19,176 [ WHIRRING AND CLANKING ] [ ZAP! ] 143 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:36,410 [ SQUIRT! ] [ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 144 00:08:36,477 --> 00:08:40,777 NOBLE WARRIOR, I AM GORE, THE WAR GOD OF PAMELONIA. 145 00:08:40,844 --> 00:08:45,176 YOUR PEOPLE'S EXCESSIVE BLOODSHED HAS FINALLY RETURNED 146 00:08:45,243 --> 00:08:47,577 ME TO MY MORTAL, HUMAN FORM. 147 00:08:47,644 --> 00:08:52,210 I AM FOREVER IN DEBT AND SHALL BESTOW UPON THEE ALL OF THIS 148 00:08:52,277 --> 00:08:56,043 WORLD'S RICHES AS MY SINCERE THANKS -- OHH! 149 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:59,011 [BLEEP] WHAT?! 150 00:08:59,076 --> 00:09:03,076 OH, THAT [BLEEP] BURNS! 151 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,810 GOD! UGH! 152 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,310 UM...UH...I'M A GONER. 153 00:09:07,377 --> 00:09:11,744 I-I AM -- OH, IT'S GO-- I-I NEED TO SIT. 154 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:15,443 I-I JUST GOT TO -- OH, IT'S -- IT'S GETTING HAZY. 155 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:17,877 I JUST -- WHOO! 156 00:09:17,944 --> 00:09:21,143 I-I DON'T KNOW WH-- OH, GOD. 157 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:24,844 I JUST -- I JUST WANT TO -- I'M JUST GONNA CLOSE MY EYES FOR A 158 00:09:24,911 --> 00:09:25,744 SECOND HERE. 159 00:09:25,810 --> 00:09:30,011 I JUST G-- [ RUMBLING ] 160 00:09:30,076 --> 00:09:40,410 [ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ RUMBLING CONTINUES ] 161 00:09:40,477 --> 00:09:45,243 LOOKS LIKE THE WARDEN'S ARENA IS CRUMBLING LIKE A COOKIE. 162 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:51,443 SPECIMEN 7 WAS A BIT -- CAN'T TELEPORT. 163 00:09:51,510 --> 00:09:54,176 SYSTEMS FAILURE. 164 00:09:54,243 --> 00:09:55,043 Warden: AAH! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! 165 00:09:56,043 --> 00:09:58,110 I'M FALLING DOWN HERE! 166 00:09:58,176 --> 00:10:00,277 [ WHIMPERS ] HELP. 167 00:10:04,877 --> 00:10:05,644 HELP. HELP. 168 00:10:06,543 --> 00:10:07,944 PLEASE HELP ME. 169 00:10:08,011 --> 00:10:09,477 A LITTLE HELP HERE. 170 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:10,343 HELP US. 171 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:13,977 COULD YOU -- UH, I'M LOOKING FOR HELP. 172 00:10:14,043 --> 00:10:16,043 [ RUMBLING CONTINUES ] [ THUD! ] 173 00:10:23,610 --> 00:10:29,011 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] IT SEEMS FOUR HEARTS WAS ONE 174 00:10:29,076 --> 00:10:30,210 TOO MANY. 175 00:10:30,277 --> 00:10:34,610 HE ONLY HAD ONE WEAKNESS -- COMPASSION. 176 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:39,543 [ TWINKLE! ] I AM THE NEW GOD OF WAR. 177 00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:42,677 BOW DOWN TO COMBATICUS.