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OH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
HUH?
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[ BARKS ]
[ GROWLS ]
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AAHHH!
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[ ALL LAUGHING ]
[ BEEPS ]
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OH, YEAH!
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HA HA!
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[ BEEPING RAPIDLY ]
AAH-AAH!
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AAH!
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[ HORNS HONKING ]
♪ OH, LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE
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AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW, THE WORLD'S GONE
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CRAZY, AND IT AIN'T SAFE ON THE
STREET ♪
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♪ OH, WE'RE LOSING TRACK, AND I
KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO
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GO ♪
♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪
♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪
♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪
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Jared: AAH!
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OH, NO!
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SPACE INTRUDERS!
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[ ALARM BLARES ]
Warden: SUPERJAIL IS UNDER
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ATTACK!
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JAILBOT, ATTACK MODE!
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Alice: DON'T WORRY.
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THIS WILL HURT WORSE THAN IT
TASTES.
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Warden: INTRUDER ALERT!
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[ ALL GASP ]
[ ALL PANTING ]
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Warden: JARED, ARE THESE WHAT
YOU'D CALL IMMIGRANTS?
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Jared: I THINK THEY'RE WOMEN,
SIR.
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Jared: I THINK THEY'RE WOMEN,
SIR.
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I'M SORRY FOR THE UNANNOUNCED
INTRUSION, BUT LET ME INTRODUCE
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MYSELF.
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I AM THE MISTRESS, HEAD OF
ULTRA-PRISON, THE BEST PRISON
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KNOWN TO MAN.
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Warden: GREETINGS TO YOU.
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I'M THE WARDEN.
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AND THIS IS SUPERJAIL, THE --
SORRY, WARDEN, BUT I DON'T
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HAVE TIME FOR SMALL TALK.
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ONE OF OUR CARRIER SHIPS HAS
MALFUNCTIONED, AND REPAIRS ARE
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NECESSARY.
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Warden: THE LEAST I CAN DO IS
GIVE YOU LOVELY CREATURES A
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TOUR, WHILE MY JAILBOT HELPS
WITH THE REPAIRS.
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NOVA, TRY TO WORK WITH THIS
RETRO MODEL AND FIX THE SHIP.
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YOU WANT ME TO TRY TO WORK
WITH THIS RETRO UNIT?
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GREAT.
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Alice: LISTEN UP, TRAMPS.
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SCRAM, LADY!
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YEAH, BEAT IT, BEFORE WE BEAT
YOU.
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[ ALL LAUGH ]
[ BLOWS WHISTLE ]
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CORRECTIONS, OFFICER BRUCE.
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I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
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Alice: I'M ALICE, AND I'M IN
CHARGE HERE.
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THEN SHOW ME TO THE
CONTAINMENT FACILITY.
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[ BLOWS WHISTLE ]
[ WHISTLES ]
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AAH!
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Warden: AH, EVER SINCE I WAS
A KID, I HAD DREAMS OF
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INCARCERATION.
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YEAH, I DON'T DREAM -- NO
TIME.
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YOU HAVE A NICE, LITTLE PRISON
HERE, WARDEN.
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Warden: LITTLE?!
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THAT'S ONLY THE HALF OF IT.
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THIS IS THE LARGEST PRISON THIS
SIDE OF DIMENSION 5612.
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IT'S...CUTE.
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Warden: WELL, AT LEAST MY
PRISONERS DON'T ACT LIKE WILD
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ANIMALS.
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THIS PLACE IS A STINKY, DIRTY
ZOO.
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Warden: WELL, AT LEAST MY
ANIMALS ACT CIVILIZED.
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I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET
YOUR INMATES TO ACT CIVILIZED
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FOR EVEN ONE NIGHT.
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Warden: I'LL TAKE YOUR BAIT.
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LET'S HAVE A GRAND BALL, AND
WHOSEVER INMATES ACT THE MOST
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CIVILIZED WILL BE THE WINNER.
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I WIN YOUR LADIES, OR YOU WIN MY
SUPERJAIL.
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[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
LET'S SHAKE ON IT.
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AH HA!
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HMM...HOW JUVENILE.
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CHARISE, WE HAVE WORK TO DO.
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Jared: SIR, HOW ARE WE TO
REFINE THE INMATES BY TONIGHT?
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THERE'S JUST NO TIME!
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Warden: THAT'S FOR YOU TO
KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
Jared: [ COUGHS ]
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THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE MOST
BORING BALL EVER.
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LET'S MAKE SURE WE PUMP IT
UPWARDS.
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Both: WHEE.
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FUN.
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[ BEEPING ]
I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE
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TRYING TO DO.
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MAYBE I CAN OFFER YOU SOME
ASSISTANCE.
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[ BEEPING RAPIDLY ]
OH, I THINK I UNDERSTAND THE
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PROBLEM.
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[ DINGS ]
SORRY FOR ANY CONFUSION.
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WE ARE REPLACING OUTDATED
OPERATING SYSTEMS FOR MORE
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EFFICIENT TECHNICAL SUPPORT.
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[ BEEPING RAPIDLY ]
Alice: THAT SHOULD HOLD THEM.
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HEY, DUDE, WANT TO RUMBLE?
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Alice: I'M NOT A DUDE.
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I'M A LADY.
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I'LL MAKE YOU A LADY.
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AAH!
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EFFECTIVE BUT SLOPPY.
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FOR A MORE EXTREME INJURY, TRY
DISLOCATING THE ROTATOR CUFF IN
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A COUNTERCLOCKWISE MOTION.
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AAHHH!
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Alice: WHATEVER.
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THAT WARDEN IS AN OVERGROWN
MAN-CHILD.
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SOON, HIS SUPERJAIL WILL BE
MINE.
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I-I THINK --
CHARISE, PEDICURE!
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Jared: JACKNIFE, CAN YOU FIND
THE SALAD FORK?
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[ GROANING ]
AAHHH!
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WHEN A GENTLEMAN COMES UP TO
YOU, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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SCRAM, DIRT BAG!
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GO EAT YOURSELF!
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BITE ME!
GADZOOKS!
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I HAD A REALLY NICE TIME.
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MAYBE WE CAN SEE EACH OTHER
AGAIN.
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Jared: THAT'S GREAT, TONY.
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ROD, WHAT'S YOUR RESPONSE?
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I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN...
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IN HELL.
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AAHHH!
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Jared: WHY AM I TRYING TO
TEACH THESE IMBECILES MANNERS?
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WHY AM I TRYING TO TEACH
THESE JEZEBELS TO BE CLASSY
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LADIES?
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Jared: MAYBE THOSE BOOKS ARE
RIGHT.
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MAYBE I...
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Both: CRAVE THE ABUSE!
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Jared: CAN I SHOW YOU MY
FAVORITE SPOT IN SUPERJAIL?
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THE PLEASURE WOULD BE ALL
MINE.
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[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
Alice: HMM.
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
THIS PARTY NEEDS A LITTLE
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BUZZ.
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HOW ABOUT SOME SPANISH FLY?
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[ BUZZING ]
OH!
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I FEEL HOT AND BOTHERED!
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ME TOO -- AND ITCHY!
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[ BUZZING ]
THIS DRESS IS TOO TIGHT!
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LET'S DANCE!
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[ ALL SQUEALING ]
[ ALL GASP ]
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SORRY, LADIES.
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HE'S MINE.
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Warden: [ SIGHS ]
LOOKS LIKE LOVE IS IN THE AIR.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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SOMETHING'S WRONG.
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AAH!
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MY OLFACTORY SENSES ARE
PICKING UP A SCENT OF A HORMONAL
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NATURE-TURE-TURE-TURE-TURE-TURE.
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A MAN!
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OOH! AAH!
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AAHHH!
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AAH!
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[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
OOH, GIVE ME THAT HARD DRIVE,
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FELLA!
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AAH!
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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
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I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO
BITE.
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AT SOME POINT, THEY WERE BOTH
LADIES, AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH
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FOR ME.
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
[ BOTH PANTING ]
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Warden: WHAT THE HELL?!
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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OH, WARDEN, DON'T BE SUCH A
PRUDE.
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Warden: OOH!
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AH, I HOPE YOU'RE
CREAM-FILLED.
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Warden: AAHHH!
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LET'S GET DIRTY WITH THIS
MOTHER.
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AAH!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
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Jared: I CALL THIS PLACE THE
TIP, 'CAUSE WHEN I'M ABOUT TO
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TIP OVER THE EDGE OF INSANITY, I
COME HERE AND FEEL SAFE AND
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SECURE.
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IT'S A LOVELY TIP.
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THIS NIGHT SURE DID FLY BY,
DIDN'T IT, "J."
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Jared: I FEEL LIKE I'VE
MISSED YOU MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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[ BIRD CHIRPING ]
[ BEEPING ]
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MMM.
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HMM. HMM?
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AAH!
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Warden: OH.
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WHAT A GREAT NIGHT SLEEP.
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AHH!
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THANKS FOR THE GREAT SEX, LOSER!
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FINE. YOU WIN.
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I'LL GATHER MY STAFF, AND YOU
CAN KEEP THE LADIES.
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Warden: OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA GET AWAY WITH THAT ONE.
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YOUR LADIES ARE TOO UNREFINED
FOR SUCH A HIGH-CLASS
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ESTABLISHMENT AS SUPERJAIL.
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AAH!
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JARED, I JUST REALLY WANT TO
TELL YOU THAT --
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CHARISE, LET'S GO.
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WE HAVE SOME CHANGES TO MAKE
WITH ULTRA-PRISON.
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GOODBYE, JARED.
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Jared: I LOVE --
Warden: JARED, BACK TO WORK.
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[ CRYING ]
Warden: YOU'RE BETTER OFF
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WITHOUT HER, JARED.
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GIRLS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A
PACK OF HORMONALLY INSANE
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VIXENS.
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[ BEEPING RAPIDLY ]
DANG, I THINK I BIT, LIKE,
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OVER 50 LADIES LAST NIGHT.
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AND I'M HUNGRY FOR MORE.
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MAN, IF I DON'T GET A LADY
SOON, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BANG THE
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TEQUILA WORM.
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HEY, BOYS, RIDES ONLY A
QUARTER.
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HEY, BOYS, RIDES ONLY A
QUARTER.