[ GRUNTING ] [ MOANING ]
AAH!
[ SCREAMING ] [ GRUNTING ]
AAH! AAH! OH!
AAH! AAH!
[ WHIRRING ] AAH!
AAAAH!
AAAAAH!
OH!
[ GRUNTING ] AAH!
[ GROANS ] AAH!
♪ OH, LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW, THE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY, AND IT AIN'T SAFE ON THE
STREET ♪ ♪ OH, WE'RE LOSING TRACK, AND I
KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO GO ♪
♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪ ♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪
♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪ [ LAUGHS ]
AAH!
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] HMM.
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] UGH!
NIGHTY-NIGHT.
Warden: MILDLY INTERESTING.
BORING.
[ CHUCKLES ] LAME.
MORONIC.
PBHT!
AAH!
[ WHIMPERING ] [ FEEDBACK WHINES ]
Warden: I HAVE JUDGED ALL THE ENTRIES FOR THE SUPERJAIL
SCIENCE EXTRAVAGANZA, AND I AM MORE THAN PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THE WINNER IS...
[ DRUMROLL ] [ ALL GASPING ]
...ME!
[ LAUGHS ] [ ALL GROAN ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT MY TERRORARIUM!
[ ALL GROAN ] I NEED FIVE VOLUNTEERS.
AAH!
Warden: PERFECT.
EACH OF THESE LUCKY INMATES WILL BECOME MINI-INMATES, SHRUNKEN
WITH MY AWESOME MICROTECHNOLOGY, SO THEY CAN BATTLE THE FORCES OF
NATURE AND TEST THEIR WILL TO SURVIVE INSIDE MY TERRORARIUM!
OHH!
AAH!
Warden: MY TERRORARIUM MAY BE TINY, BUT IT'S FULL OF BIG
ADVENTURE!
WATCH THEM RUN FOR THEIR LIVES THROUGH A JUNGLE MAZE FILLED
WITH NASTY, TERRIBLE, HUNGRY CRITTERS, WHO LOVE THE TASTE OF
NAUGHTY INMATES.
THE ONLY SURVIVOR WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO CROSS THE FINISH
LINE AND DRINK THE REWARD -- A VIAL OF GROWTH SERUM, WHICH WILL
RETURN THEM TO NORMAL SIZE!
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] I WANT TO PLAY.
LOOK. I WON.
I WILL LEAVE THE WINNER A CONSOLATION "SUR-PRIZE."
Warden: WELL, AS SOON AS I PICK UP MY TROPHY, WE'LL HAVE A
PARTY TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY CLASSY CHOICE NOT TO CELEBRATE MY
VICTORY.
Jared: SIR, THERE'S A SLIGHT PROBLEM WITH THE TROPHY -- IT
WON'T BE HERE UNTIL NEXT WEEK.
Warden: WHAT?! I TOLD YOU I WANTED MY TROPHY HERE TODAY!
Jared: SIR, MAKING A TROPHY FROM 800 POUNDS OF EGYPTIAN GOLD
ACCENTED WITH BURMESE SAPPHIRE TAKES SOME TIME.
Warden: WELL, THANKS FOR RUINING THE BIGGEST DAY OF MY
LIFE!
[ CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ]
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO MY HUMILITY PARTY.
AS YOUR PUNISHMENT, MOVE THAT VAT OF GROWTH SERUM BACK TO THE
CLOSET.
BESIDES, YOU'RE NOT TALL ENOUGH FOR THIS RIDE!
[ LAUGHTER ] Jared: STUPID WARDEN.
TOO SMALL.
STUPID PARTY.
MUMBLING TO MYSELF.
STUPID TROPHY.
BOBO.
TELL MY DAUGHTER THAT I ALWAYS LOVED HER!
YOU DON'T HAVE A DAUGHTER.
OH, RIGHT!
LOOK. IT'S SO GRACEFUL, LIKE A BALLERINA OF THE SKY.
AWW.
[ SCREECHES ] [ WHIMPERING ]
AAH!
[ LAUGHTER ] [ DOOR OPENS ]
Jared: JUST WHAT I NEED -- A HOT, STEAMY DIP WITH MY FRIENDS.
Alice: SORRY.
NO NERDS ALLOWED.
[ RUMBLING ] BOBO!
Warden: JARED, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Jared: BUT -- BUT -- BUT -- Warden: NOW YOU'RE RUINING MY
PARTY.
GO CLEAN UP YOUR LATEST MESS BEFORE I DEMOTE YOU TO PRISON
GUARD! Alice: WHAT?
Warden: I'M JUST [BLEEP] WITH HIM.
AAH!
BOBO!
[ RUMBLING ] [ SCREECHES ]
OKAY, EW.
I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA, BUT, NO, YOU WENT AHEAD AND DID
IT, ANYWAY.
WELL, I'M PUTTING A STOP TO YOUR LITTLE FRANKENSTEIN EXPERIMENT.
NO, WAIT!
WE CAN RIDE THIS WALL-SMASHING MONSTER TO FREEDOM!
HA-RUMPH!
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT IF YOU THINK WE'RE KEEPING THIS THING
WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE, YOU CAN FORGET IT, MISTER.
[ INSECTS BUZZING ] AH!
OH, WHOA!
[ LAUGHS ] [ SIZZLING ]
Both: [ PANTING ] AAH!
Jared: I HAVEN'T HAD A BITE ALL DAY.
IT'S ALL WORK, WORK, WORK.
Warden: OH, SORRY.
ALREADY TAKEN.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY THE KIDDY TABLE.
Alice: WHOOPS.
[ LAUGHTER ] Warden: WHO TIED HIS PANTIES
IN A KNOT?
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] [ PANTING ]
AH!
[ LAUGHS ] Warden: CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU'VE WON TERRORARIUM!
NOW PLEASE DRINK YOUR PRIZE.
Jared: [ CRYING ] I UNDERSTAND YOU, JARED.
NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON?
MINE'S GOT A NOUGATY CENTER.
CHOCOLATE IS CLINICALLY PROVEN TO REDUCE DEPRESSION.
JARED, SHOVE MY DEEP, DARK CHOCOLATE DOWN YOUR THROAT.
Jared: OH!
LET ME CREAM IN YOUR MOUTH!
Jared: THIRSTY -- NEED A DRINK!
NO MILK!
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] TRY THIS TO QUENCH YOUR
THIRST...
FOR POWER.
Jared: YES! YES!
MMM.
AAH!
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Alice: WAKE UP, LOSER.
I NEED YOU TO FILL OUT THIS -- UGH, YOU'RE SUCH A DISGUSTING
SLOB.
Jared: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR ABUSE!
LET'S SETTLE THIS, MAN TO WOMAN-MAN.
[ GRUNTS ] Alice: LITTLE BABY DECIDED TO
GROW SOME BALLS.
NOW THAT YOU'RE A MAN, WHY DON'T YOU HOLD THE DOOR FOR A LADY?!
Jared: OH, I'M SORRY.
IS THERE A LADY PRESENT?
Alice: SOMEBODY HUNGRY FOR SOME THIGH PIE?
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT A LA MODE?!
Jared: RING, RING.
THE PHONE'S FOR YOU.
WILL YOU ACCEPT THE CHARGES?!
Alice: AAH!
Jared: THERE'S A PAPER JAM.
CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK?!
Alice: ALICE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.
WHY DON'T YOU FILE THIS UNDER "X" FOR "X-TREME BEATDOWN"?!
[ GRUNTING ] OHH!
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] AAH!
OHH. AAH!
I'M RICH!
[ INSECT BUZZING ] AHH.
OH?
OH.
OHH!
AAH!
[ INSECTS BUZZING ] AAAAAH!
Warden: MINIATURE MAYHEM -- THAT'S MY KIND OF SANDWICH.
[ INSECTS BUZZING ] AAH! WHOA!
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
WHOA!
[ SCREECHES ] AAH!
[ PANTING ] AAH! AAH! AAH!
[ GRUNTING ] OH!
[ CROAKING ] OHH!
[ GRUNTS ] [ LAUGHS ]
[ SCREAMING ] [ GUNFIRE ]
[ BEES BUZZING ] AAH!
[ PANTING ] [ SCREECHES]
Both: OH!
[ SCREECHES ] Warden: OH, WHOA!
[ RUMBLING ] NO!
[ CHUCKLES ] [ RUMBLING ]
Warden: BOBO?
WE'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE WORLD IN OUR HANDS.
[ LAUGHTER ]