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[ BUBBLING ]
[ GROANS ]

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UNH!

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[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUMBLES, LAUGHS ]

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AH!

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OOH!

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AHH.

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AAH!

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AAH! AAH! AAH!

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[ SIZZLING ]
[ GRUMBLES ]

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[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
AAH!

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AAH! AAH! AAH!

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AAH!

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♪ OH, LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE
AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE ♪

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♪ YOU KNOW, THE WORLD'S GONE
CRAZY, AND IT AIN'T SAFE ON THE

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STREET ♪
♪ OH, WE'RE LOSING TRACK, AND I

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KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO
GO ♪

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♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪
♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪

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♪ I'M COMING HOME ♪
[ SCREAMING ]

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Jared: SECTOR 5,
QUADRANT 27-D.

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THIS IS PROJECT KX-111 --
PRE-EMPTIVE KILLING AUTOMATA.

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Warden: HOW DO YOU DO THAT,
JARED?

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HOW DO YOU FIND A WAY TO MAKE
EVEN THIS BORING?

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Jared: SIR, IT'S MY JOB!

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SPEAKING OF WHICH, I -- I JUST
DON'T SEE WHY WE NEED ALL THESE

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EXPENSIVE WEAPONS, SIR.

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Warden: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOT
THE WARDEN, JARED.

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YOU'RE AN ACCOUNTANT.

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OH! THAT ONE HAS MY FACE ON IT!

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WRITE THIS DOWN, JARED.

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MAKE MORE OF THOSE.

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AH, WARDEN! EXCELLENT!

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YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO WITNESS
THE RESULTS OF OUR LATEST

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INTERSPECIES GENETIC
MODIFICATION EXPERIMENT!

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Warden: UH, WHAT IS THAT IN
ENGLISH?

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Jared: HE'S BEEN SPLICING
ANIMAL GENES WITH HUMANS TO

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CREATE MORE DOCILE INMATES.

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Warden: WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT
THE GOOD DOCTOR HAS COOKED UP.

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[ SCREECHING ]
AAH! AAH!

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[ SCREECHING ]
[ GUNSHOT ]

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SCRATCH SCORPION OFF THE
LIST!

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Jared: [ VOMITING ]
Warden: AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE

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NOT A SCIENTIST.

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NEXT!

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WOW, THIS ONE MUST BE GOOD.

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LOOK AT THEM ALL LINING UP TO
GET IN.

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Jared: NO, IT'S TERRIBLE,
SIR!

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THIS IS WHERE WE PROCESS ALL THE
NEW INMATES.

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BUT WITH SUPERJAIL ALREADY
STUFFED TO CAPACITY, THERE'S NO

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PLACE TO PUT THEM ALL!

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Warden: OH, JARED, HOW CAN
THAT ENORMOUS HEAD OF YOURS BE

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SO FULL OF SUCH TINY IDEAS?

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OBVIOUSLY, WE JUST NEED TO MAKE
SUPERJAIL BIGGER!

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Jared: [ SNIFFING ]
OOH! A DOUBLE CHUB!

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Warden: A WHAT?

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Jared: BACK IN CIVILIAN LIFE,
I USED TO EAT ChubSteaks EVERY

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DAY!

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I JUST COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF
THEM!

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IT GOT TO BE KIND OF A PROBLEM,
ACTUALLY.

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Warden: JARED? JARED. JARED!

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YOU'RE OFF-TOPIC AGAIN, BUDDY.

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YEAH, MM-MMM!

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SO, WHERE CAN I GET MORE OF
THESE TASTY MORSELS?

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Jared: OH, THEY'RE
EVERYWHERE, SIR!

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THEY'RE A FRANCHISE!

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Warden: A FRANCHISE.

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OF COURSE.

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A SUPERJAIL ON EVERY CORNER OF
EVERY TOWN OF EVERY STATE OF

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EVERY NATION!

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NOTHING BUT SWEET, INSTANT
INCARCERATION FOR ONE AND ALL!

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♪ WARDEN OF SUPERJAIL,
WE HAVE COME FOR YOU ♪

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Jared: [ MUNCHING ]
WHERE'D THE WARDEN GO?

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Alice: WHO CARES?

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SUPERJAIL EMERGENCY.

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CODE 45735.

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Warden: [ VOMITS ]
WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?

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LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO
THROW THE BOOK AT THE WARDEN'S

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PENAL SYSTEM.

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Both: OUCH.

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WARDEN OF SUPERJAIL, YOU
STAND BEFORE THIS TIME COURT

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BECAUSE, ON THIS DAY, IN YOUR
TIME CONTINUUM, YOU ENACTED A

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PLAN TO OPEN SUPERJAIL
SUBSIDIARIES WORLDWIDE.

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Warden: OH, MY GOD.

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I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT LIKE
30 SECONDS AGO.

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HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

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SILENCE!

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YOU ARE ACCUSED OF 437 COUNTS OF
TIME CRIME...

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♪ TIME CRIME ♪
...WAGING AN UNPROVOKED WAR

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ON THE NATIONS OF THE EARTH,
ENSLAVING ITS PEOPLES, LAYING

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WASTE TO ITS ECOSYSTEM.

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Warden: YEAH, IS THIS GONNA
TAKE A WHILE?

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BECAUSE I SHOULD REALLY BE
GETTING BACK TO SUPERJAIL.

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THOSE PEOPLE REALLY DON'T KNOW
HOW TO RUN THE PLACE WITHOUT ME,

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SO...

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HOW DO YOU PLEAD?

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Warden: PLEAD?!

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WHERE'S YOUR CORPUS CHRISTI?!

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WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?!

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[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
SILENCE! ORDER!

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THE PROOF!

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CHARGE!

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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING, GUNFIRE ]
AAH! AAH!

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[ SCREAMING ]
Jared: SIR, IT LOOKS LIKE THE

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JAPANESE AND EURO-AMERICAN
FORCES ARE PLANNING A SNEAK

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ATTACK ON THE NORTHERN FRONT.

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HOW DO YOU WANT TO PROCEED?

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Warden: LET JAILBOT "X" HAVE
A GO AT THEM.

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Warden: LET JAILBOT "X" HAVE
A GO AT THEM.

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AH!

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AAH!

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AAH!

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DON'T JUST STAND THERE, YOU
SAP-SUCKIN' MAGGOTS!

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NOW GET UP AND TAKE THAT HILL!

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[ SOLDIERS GROANING ]
Jared: SIR, THE GERMANS ARE

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ENGAGING!

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Warden: PERHAPS THE GOOD
DOCTOR WILL MAKE A HOUSE CALL.

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READY SPECIMENS 1 THROUGH 6!

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[ SCREECHING ]
[ SOLDIERS SCREAMING ]

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[ SOLDIERS SHOUTING ]
Warden: ADIOS, MEXICANS.

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WE'LL HAVE TO RESORT TO THE
BOMB.

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ARE YOU MAD?!

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YOU'LL KILL ALL OF OUR GROUND
FORCES!

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THERE ARE NO GROUND FORCES
LEFT!

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HE'S RIGHT!

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WE HAVE NO CHOICE!

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MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR
SOULS.

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Warden: WAIT! WAIT! HOLD ON!

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CAN YOU PAUSE IT FOR A SECOND?

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I NEED TO TAKE A BATHROOM BREAK.

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SUPERJAIL EMERGENCY!

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Alice: SHUT UP ALREADY!

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MAN!

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Jared: I DON'T GET IT.

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IT'S NOT LIKE THE WARDEN TO MISS
AN EXECUTION.

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SOMETHING'S GOT TO BE WRONG.

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Alice: YEAH, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S WRONG.

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THAT F'ing ALARM!

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING,
ANYWAYS?

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Jared: I HAVE NO IDEA!

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Alice: GO FIND OUT BEFORE MY
HEADACHE KICKS YOUR ASS!

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Warden: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
COME WITH ME, DO YOU?

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I'M A LITTLE PEE SHY.

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[ LAUGHS ] YEAH!

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♪ WE READ THAT IN YOUR FILE ♪
Warden: EW!

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Jared: "EMERGENCY CODE 45735
IS ACTIVATED WHEN THE WARDEN'S"

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PRESENCE IS NO LONGER DETECTED
WITHIN THE CONFINES OF

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SUPERJAIL.

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WITHOUT A WARDEN, SUPERJAIL HAS
NO CHOICE BUT TO...

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SHUT DOWN"?!

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[ RUMBLING ]
Alice: WE GOT TO GET OUT OF

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HERE.

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Jared: ALICE, THE WARDEN --
HE REALLY IS GONE!

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Alice: NO [BLEEP] SHERLOCK.

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NOW LET'S GO!

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Warden: [ WHISTLES ]
♪ HEY ♪

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♪ WAIT ♪
♪ YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ♪

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♪ NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THE
TIME POLICE ♪

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♪ YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE ♪
AND NOW YOU WILL SEE THE

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IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF YOUR
FUTURE CRIMES.

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AS THE LEADER OF WHAT WAS THE
FREE WORLD, I HEREBY SIGN THIS

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PEACE TREATY, BESTOWING ALL
POWERS OF OUR GOVERNMENTS OVER

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TO --
AAH!

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DIE, YOU MADMAN!

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Warden: GUILTY AS CHARGED.

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
PEOPLE OF THE FORMER PLANET

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EARTH, UNDER THE FREEDOM OF
ATTAINMENT ACT, YOU ARE NOW ALL

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FREE CITIZENS OF THE NATION OF
SUPERJAIL AND PROPERTY OF ME.

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[ SHOUTING ]
[ GUNSHOT ]

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[ BABY CRYING ]
EXCELLENT SHOT.

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WE DID IT, JARED.

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Jared: YOU DID IT, SIR.

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AND WE CAME IN UNDER BUDGET.

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WITH THE EXTRA DOUGH, I GOT US A
NICE LITTLE FEAST.

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All: ALL HAIL THE WARDEN!

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Warden: WOW!

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WHERE CAN I GET A BOOTLEG OF
THIS?

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THIS IS GREAT!

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SILENCE!

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WARDEN OF SUPERJAIL, BY THE
POWERS VESTED IN US, IN THE NAME

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OF TIME COURT, WE HEREBY FIND
YOU...

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All: GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!

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...GUILTY!

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Warden: FINE. JUST SEND ME
BACK TO SUPERJAIL, AND I PROMISE

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NOT TO DECLARE WAR ON THE WHOLE
WORLD, OKAY?

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WAIT, DON'T GO!
THIS IS CRAZY.

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I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET!

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[ ALARM BLARING ]
[ BUZZER ]

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[ CHEERING ]
WE'RE FREE!

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TO KILL!

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AAH!

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[ ALL SHOUTING ]
Jared: WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

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Alice: YOU DON'T GET IT, DO
YOU, TONTO?!

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IT'S OVER.

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GO GET A REAL JOB.

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[ WHIMPERING ]
[ SNIFFLES ]

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SO LONG...LITTLE MAN.

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Jared: GOODBYE, ALICE.

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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST
YOU AND ME NOW, JAILBOT.

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IS THIS REALLY THE END OF
SUPERJAIL?!