MUSIC: 'Land Of 1,000 Dances' by Wilson Pickett
Oh, I can't wait for the show.
Right, time for the most important part of any theatre trip.
Snacks. Talent.
Snacks.
Come on.
What's wrong with you? I'm just excited.
You know, the talent so far has been incredible.
Look at it! ALESHA:That was incredible.
ANT AND DEC CHEER This is genius.
Fantastic.
Making the audience laugh on Britain's Got Talent
is really difficult.
Oh, don't worry about it, you'll get there one day.
LAUGHTER
It just really made me laugh. I just love baked beans!
BUZZER Oh, chef's kiss.
BELCHES
BRUNO:It's Simon mania!
Right, here goes nothing. DEC LAUGHS
There's been some amazing Golden Buzzer acts
this series, hasn't there?
Hasn't there? Cue the gold confetti!
I meant for the acts.
BRUNO: It blows everything else I've seen out of the water.
ALESHA:You are incredible.
SIMON:It was more than a ten, it was an 11.
AMANDA:You were so funny.
It was fantastic. That's what this is all about.
What we waiting for?
Yeah, which idiots are holding up the show?
Er, boys, could we get on with the show?
Sorry, sorry! LAUGHTER
Sorry about that. Welcome to Britain's Got Talent!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
This is the last night of the auditions.
Group hug. Group hug.
So, hopefully, you've brought us good luck,
good energy.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Ladies, we're ready for you,
so if you wanna come round with me...
BRUNO:Energy, face. Come on.
Very cosy. They look super-snuggly.
LAUGHTER Who are you, girls?
We're a group of ladies who enjoy getting together every week
and want to make the message
that it's never too old to be on the stage.
And now we're here. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Who's the oldest?
How old are you?
Do you mind me asking? I'm 85.
Oh, you look fantastic.
Do you think you've got what it takes
to win Britain's Got Talent?
Yes! Yes? Good!
We'd like to perform in front of the royalty.
At our age, it may be the last time we get to do something like that.
AUDIENCE:Aw.
Well, listen, I'm gonna let you get on with it.
I wish you all the very best of luck.Thank you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
MUSIC: 'Strangers In The Night' by Frank Sinatra
AUDIENCE:Aw!
# Strangers in the night
# Exchanging glances
# Wandering in the night
# What were the chances
# We'd be sharing love
# Before the night was through... #
RECORD SCRATCH
MUSIC: 'You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)' by Sylvester
# Make me feel
# Mighty real
# Make me feel
# Mighty real
# Make me feel
# Mighty real. #
# Strong enough walk on Through the night
# There's a new day On the other side
# Yeah You got to have hope
# In your soul
# Just keep on walking, yeah
# Relight my fire Come on
# Your love is my only desire
# Relight my fire
# Cos I need
# Your love. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Young hearts run free
# Never be hung up
# Hung up like my man and me... #
So, whose idea was this? ALL:Debbie!
My idea was to get ladies over 40
to just get together and dance and have fun.
And then it just grew and grew?
Very quickly. Yeah.
LAUGHTER
I think I've spotted two men. ALL:Yes.
So, they must be having a cracking time.
LAUGHTER
Do you feel a little bit intimidated, or...?
Never. Never.
LAUGHTER How many of you are there?
About 135.
Oh, I'm saying yes.
Oh, my God, it felt like the biggest party in town.
Yes. It's a yes from me.
You've got four yeses.
# Young hearts run free... #
ANT AND DEC CHEER
Thank you.
Dec.
# Don't be no fool When love really don't love you. #
Hello, Ella. Hi.
How are you? I'm good, thanks.
What is the act? I'm doing some magic.
Yes! We love magic.
And how did you learn? My dad taught me.
Is he a really good magician? Yes.
Is he like a wizard?
Yes. Is he?
# I thank my lucky stars That you're so close to me... #
Er, me.
# I thank my lucky stars... #
Ella's always had a passion for magic.
Magic! But what Ella doesn't like is cleaning up after the magic.
Three, two, one.
We're really proud of you, OK? Yeah.
Love you.
I want to impress Simon the most
because I feel like he really likes magic,
and I think that's really cool.
ELLA EXHALES
'She's just incredible.'
So to see her walking on that stage,
it'll be a dream come true for Ella,
and it'll be one of the proudest moments of my life.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I thank my lucky stars. #
Whoo!
Hello, my darling. What's your name? My name is Ella Rose.
Ella. So, where are you from?
I'm from Tamworth, which is near Birmingham.
I can hear you have supporters here already.
My dad's here. Oh, nice.
What's made you come to Britain's Got Talent today?
I've seen lots of other kid magicians
on Britain's Got Talent,
and I really want to perform in front of the King,
so I thought I'd give it a go.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I can't wait to see your act. Thank you.
Whoo!
My teacher, Mr Neiland, set me a challenge.
I brought these things from my classroom,
this book and these inspiration cards.
As you can see, they're all different pictures.
I want to make some magic with them.
Bruno, take these. Yes.
Alesha... Hello, lovely.
..you take this. Thank you.
And, Amanda, you take these.
SIMON CLEARS THROAT Now...
LAUGHTER
This is my favourite book. Bruno... Yes.
..take your cards, put them into the book.
OK. One...
..two... and three.
Alesha, please do the same.
And finally, Amanda.
OK. Now, Simon,
you're gonna help me create a moment of real magic.
Take one out. OK.
Now another. OK.
Another.
God.
LAUGHTER And finally, one more.
That one.
That leaves us with only one bookmark. Yep.
And you can put those cards on the mat. OK.
Turn the page to where that bookmark has been placed.
Now look at the very last word on the right-hand page.
Don't say it out loud, and show Amanda.
OK. Using the power of real magic,
let's make what you're thinking of a reality.
OK.
# You won't believe it
# Strange as it sounds
# Extraordinary magic
# Follows you around
# I see it, I see it
# I swear I do, I see
# Extraordinary magic
# In you... # AUDIENCE GASPS
Oh! Oh!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Simon, what word are you thinking of?
It really was this. Feather.
No way.
Do you know, Simon,
sometimes, magic can be right in front of your eyes.
You just need to know where to look.
# So I'll keep my eyes open
# Awed and amazed
# And if you start to doubt it
Feather.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE F-E-A-T-H-E-R.
Whoo!
Wow.
# I can see clearly now
# The rain has gone... #
Wow. Wow. You were giving me Matilda vibes.
You have got a bright future.
That was wonderful. Thank you.
Well done, Ella. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Ella, I really enjoyed it, and I've no idea how you did it.
People laugh at me when I say this,
but I actually do believe in magic.
People do have special powers, and I loved your whole presentation.
Thank you.
You had us absolutely spellbound. Thank you.
It's a yes from me. It's a yes from me.
When you've got it,
you've got it. You've got four yeses.
Whoo! Thank you.
Well done, Ella.
Ella! Well done! Thank you.
Where's these feathers?
ELLA GIGGLES
# Sunshiny day. #
SIMON:Hi, everyone.
RAPTUROUS CHEERING
ANT: Now, judges, come up on stage.
What we thought we'd do is a little end-of-series photo.
DEC:Simon, you come and get in the middle.
You get in the middle. You go around there.
Pop your glasses on.
LAUGHTER
Here we go. Here we go, everyone!
OK. Let's face this way with the audience in the background.
CHEERING
Thanks, guys. Grab a seat. So...
All we need now is some talent.
CHEERING
How are you doing? Good, thank you.
Little last-minute warmup there. Yeah.
What's that?
How are you feeling? All right? Pressure, but good pressure.
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
Come on, then. Do it.
CHEERING
Hello, how are you? Hi, I'm good. How are you?
Very well, thank you. Tell me all about you.
Your name, your age, where you come from.
My name is Leightonjay Halliday.
I am 23, and I'm a dancer from Scotland.
From a small village called Douglas,
where there is more sheep than people.
LAUGHTER
So, what made you decide to come to Manchester
and audition for Britain's Got Talent?
My main goal is to inspire younger dancers to never give up.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I'm gonna get emotional. Erm...
Oh, I know what it's like. Don't worry. I know what it's like.
And listen, what are you gonna do
if you're gonna win Britain's Got Talent?
I would love to start my own company to, like, nurture young kids
to know that they can be authentically themselves.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Aw.
Well, listen, all of our hearts are with you.
We're all supporting you. So go for it, relax and enjoy.
Yeah?Thank you. Go for it, my darling.Thank you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Bless him.
# Woah-oh
# Woah-oh-oh
CHEERING
# Woah-oh-oh
# Woah-oh-oh... #
Oh! # Talk is cheap
# But words cut deep
# We gotta take a stand
# Fighting hand in hand
# Hide behind your lies... #
Whoa! What are you playing at, son?
# It starts with you and I
# To keep the love alive
CHEERING
# You gotta change With your sense of dignity
# No hate, we gotta act differently
# Why wait? Be the positivity
# All stand up, we've had enough
# Whoa-oh-oh-oh
# Scrolling down our feeds
# It makes us incomplete
# No, we just can't escape it
# Don't choose to feed The simulation
# Worth more Than what the people saying
# Ignore toxic manipulation
# Don't be fooled By everyone behind the scenes
# All this pain just makes me Wanna scream
CHEERING
# You gotta change Where's your sense of dignity?
# No hate, we gotta act differently
# Why wait? Be the positivity
# All stand up, we had enough. #
RAPTUROUS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# You
# Are the only one I'll ever love
# Yeah, you
# If it's not you It's not anyone... #
BRUNO: So strong.
So powerful.
What a performance!
I think, erm... You know, the water was incredible.
You know, it added an extra layer.
But even if we took away that water, you know, you on your own,
you're strong enough, you're good enough.
I thought it was a fantastic audition
and one we are really going to remember.
So well done.
CHEERING Amanda?
I can see your passion.
I can see how much this means to you.
You were like in your own music video up there.
It was stunning.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
You'll be really interested to hear this story
because that music was sung by somebody
who came on our American show who is blind and autistic.
He wrote that song.
And he is going to be so blown away
when I call him and say someone has just done
the most unbelievably good audition to your song.
It was, I thought, absolutely stunning. Well done.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Be proud of yourself. Votes. Alesha?
I'm saying yes. AMANDA:I'm saying yes.
Absolutely yes. Yes!
# You
# Are the only one I'll ever love
# Yeah, you
# If it's not you It's not anyone... #
Oh, my God. Oh!
Well, have you brought a change of clothes?
They've got a robe.
Well done. Just be careful.
It's all right. Brilliant, pal. Brilliant.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Thank YOU!
# Watch me dance
# Dance the night away... # DEC:Shall we get you on?
Heather, it is all yours. I can't wait.
Good luck. Good luck.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Ooh, wow. She looks amazing.
My gosh, she's stunning. Oh, my God!
But doesn't she look like Marilyn Monroe?
AUDIENCE CLAMOURS
AUDIENCE SCREAMS
METAL RINGS Oh, wow.
Do not try this at home.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
No, no, no, no, no.
CHEERING
Good grief. Straight in, that, like.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Baby, can't you see
# I'm calling
# A guy like you
# Should wear a warning
# It's dangerous
# I'm falling
# There's no escape... #
Two? Two at once?!Two?
Oh, God!
Oh, what? She doesn't hang around, does she?
CHEERING
Oh, yes!
# Too high, can't come down
# Losing my head Spinnin' round and round... #
She's cool, all right?
I mean, to pull it out and grab it like that...
# Do you feel me now? #
Six swords?!
I don't think we've ever had six at once.
# With a taste of your lips
# I'm on a ride
# You're toxic
# A taste of your poison paradise
# I'm addicted to you
# Don't you know that you're
# Toxic?
# With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride
# Toxic
# A taste Of your poison paradise... #
Oh, my God!
# A taste Of your poison paradise... #
Wow. Oh, good Lord.
# Did you know that you're
# Toxic? #
RAPTUROUS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Live and let die
# Live and let die... #
More! More! No more! No more!
AMANDA:Oh, my goodness. What's your name?
My name is Heather Holliday.
Ooh, what a great name. Thank you.
You've got that whole star glow around you.
Your whole presence is unbelievable.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
There is a class to it. The look, it's so sophisticated
that it's like a wonderful sense of artistry
that I appreciate.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I actually find this kind of act very difficult to watch.
So I don't really want to see you again!
LAUGHTER
But you are beautiful. Thank you.You are.
You're a superstar up there. You made sword swallowing sexy.
# You know you did You know you did
# You know you did... #
OK. Shall we take a vote? Bruno?
Yes. Alesha?
I have to say yes. I mean, it's a yes from me.
Everyone, I think, would say yes to this act.
It was unbelievable. I mean, seriously unbelievable.
# Live and let die... #
Well done, Heather. You've got four yeses.
RAPTUROUS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
This is exactly what we love on this show.
Well done, Heather. Wonderful stuff. See you next time.
ALESHA:It's competition time, and we've got a real treat for you
MUSIC: 'Start Me Up' by The Rolling Stones
ANT: Hello, Manchester!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# If you start me up I'll never stop... #
This is the rowdiest crowd we've had so far.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# If you start me up I'll never stop... #
Just let us know who you like.
That's the most important thing.
And be as badly behaved as you want cos we don't care.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# If you start me up I'll never stop, never stop... #
ALESHA: What a great audience. I know. I know.
Everyone's in a good vibe.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
SIMON:OK, here we go. Here we go.
CHEERING
We are the Radetsky Kwartet, and we are from Holland.
We are professional classical musicians.
I love classical music. This is your moment. Take it!
SONG: 'Radetzky March' by Johann Strauss
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Da, da, da, da... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
BUZZER
AUDIENCE BOOS
LAUGHTER
# One, two, one, two, three, ow... #
BUZZER
AUDIENCE BOOS, BUZZER
BOTH:Boo!
Well, it was just total torture. AUDIENCE BOOS
Yeah, I'm sorry. No.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# You cannot find the light... #
# You've got the music in you Don't let go
# You've got the music in you... #
My name's Richard, and my mission is to show people
that a recorder can be a fun instrument.
Oh, no. ALESHA LAUGHS
Hit it.
# My name is Richard And I'm sitting in the corner
# Sitting in the corner Playing my recorder... #
LAUGHTER
# My parents really wanted me... # BUZZER
AUDIENCE BOOS
CHEERING Ooh, hello.
# Bruno does the dances For music royalty... #
RICHARD PLAYS RECORDER
# Amanda is an Olivier nominee... #
HE PLAYS RECORDER Thanks for remembering.
# Author, singer, dancer What can't Alesha do? #
Can't play the recorder as well as you.
# And also here is Simon too. #
LAUGHTER, HE PLAYS RECORDER
CHEERING
BUZZER
AUDIENCE BOOS
Nobody puts the recorder in the corner.
LAUGHTER, CHEERING
AUDIENCE CHANTS: Richard! Richard! Richard!
ALESHA:OK.
It's a yes, Richard!
CHEERING
I'm saying yes. CHEERING
I say no. No. AUDIENCE BOOS
It's up to Simon now.
AUDIENCE CHANTS: Richard! Richard! Richard!
Look, they like you,
so I'm actually gonna change my X to a yes.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE # You've got the music in you
# Don't let go You've got the music in you
# One dance left This world is gonna pull through
# Don't give up... #
AUDIENCE: # My name is Richard I'm sitting in the corner
# My name is Richard I'm playing the recorder
# My name is Richard I'm sitting in the corner
# My name is Richard I'm playing the recorder. #
You're very naughty, Manchester. CHEERING
That's why I like you so much.
# Wake up, kids We got the dreamer's disease... #
We are... ALL:Haribow!
We are all best friends.
We have been together for nine years.
Er, we all met at school.
Good luck. Give 'em a little massage.
We really want four yeses today.
We are here to win!
# Fly high
# High
# What's real, oh. #
Hello, everyone. AUDIENCE:Hello!
We are Haribow.
CHEERING Yeah.
AMANDA:Haribow? Yes.
Great name.
We are Double Dutch team.
Double Dutch! Skipping!
Where are you guys from? We came from Japan.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Have you come here to win? Yes, of course!
Yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
OK, I'm not gonna ask any more questions. Good luck.
Oh, thank you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Warming up is very good. You have to get ready.
Stretch!
Come on. Limber up.
Why are you limbering up? Just in case it's...
I have to get involved.
INDISTINCT CHATTER
UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wow. UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, wow.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES
MUSIC: 'Shape Of You' by Ed Sheeran
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Take my hand, stop Put Van the Man on the jukebox
# And then we start to dance And now I'm singing like
# Oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I
# I'm in love with your body
# Oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I... # CHEERING
# I'm in love with the shape of you Shape of you
# Shape of you, shape of you. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
MUSIC: 'I Feel It' by Kody, Leftwing
Yeah, baby! Ooh!
# I feel it deep in my heart
# I feel it deep in my heart... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I feel it deep in my heart I feel it deep in my heart
# I feel it deep in my heart I got a love that's for real... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I feel it... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I feel it
# I feel it deep in my heart
# I got a love that's for real. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, my God.
# It's gotta be you
# Only you... #
Brilliant!
# It's got to be you
# Only you
# It's gotta be you... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Only you. #
Golden! Golden!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wow. Oh, my gosh.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
AUDIENCE CHANTS: Golden! Golden! Golden!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
DEC:Wow! What a reaction.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
ALESHA:Simon?
AUDIENCE CHANTS: Golden! Golden! Golden!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE SIMON: I know sometimes,
you watch an audition,
I'm sitting here thinking,
"I genuinely don't know what to say."
CHEERING
When it's brilliant like this, it's just...
words aren't really necessary.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Is there anyone who thinks they deserve a Golden Buzzer?
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
AUDIENCE CHANTS:Push the Gold! Push the Gold! Push the Gold!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Gotta be you
# Only you
# It's got to be you
# Only you
# Oh, girl, can we try one more One more time?
# One more, one more
# Can we try one more One more time?
# I'll make it better
# One more, one more
# Can we try one more... # Aw!
# One more, can we try one more time To make it all better?
# Cos it's gotta be you... #
AMANDA: I can't believe that.
What an amazing moment.
# It's gotta be you... #
That was my son, Amanda's daughter, egged on by the audience.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE We are gonna see you in the finals.
Congratulations. Yay!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# It's gotta be you... #
AMANDA: Wow.
That was... Sensational.
..unbelievable. Unbelievable!
DEC:Ugh! Guys!
That is crazy! THEY CHEER
I'm gonna give this one to all of you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.
That's never happened before.
Congratulations. Yeah!
You came to BGT and got a Golden Buzzer. Wow.
THEY CHEER
Now, there are only a matter of hours
until our first live semi-final, and you know what that means? What?
We need to remind everybody at home to register to vote.
All you've gotta do is... READS
Put in your details, and that's it!
So, get a move on because the semi-finals start tomorrow!
Tomorrow? Tomorrow. See you there.
MUSIC: 'Give It Up' by KC and The Sunshine Band
ALESHA:On the last day, I always feel sad and excited.
AMANDA:To go home to my own bed.
Yes! LAUGHTER
# Na-na, na-na, na-na Na-na-na-na, now
# Baby, give it up Give it up... #
MUSIC DISTORTS AND STOPS
CROWD EXCLAIMS Really? Again? Again?
Oh, BLEEP!
SONG: 'Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme'
ANT LAUGHS
He's back.
My name's Bobby Goldfinn, and I've got some jokes.
Knock, knock! Who's there?
Er...
Oh, yeah.
I...
I'm Bobby Goldfinn. We know.
We know. We know. Do I get to start?
What, is he really performing again?
I've got jokes. Knock, knock! AUDIENCE:Who's there?
Bobby Goldfinn.
CRICKETS
I... So... It's swell to be here.
LAUGHTER
Come on, I've got 300 to 400 kids to feed.
Come on. Thank you.
I don't think we'll be seeing the last of him.
I love the way we just buzzed out. LAUGHING:Yeah!
He's too quick! Too quick! He didn't even get his rod out.
ANT LAUGHS
SONG: 'Austin Powers Theme'
Ready to do this? I think so.
Yes! Come on, let's go.
My name's Dave, I'm 38,
and I'm not actually auditioning today
because Simon wants to get his own back on Ant and Dec,
who've been playing pranks on him and everybody else for years.
You've got to be the best actor in the world.
I've got this. We've got this. Really, really play it up.
I'm gonna be pretending to Ant and Dec that I'm a baker,
and it's my lifelong dream to break a record
for the most custard pies being thrown at me in one minute.
You say, and really mean it, "This is everything to me."
Yeah. "I've practised for months."
OK? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
Good luck. We've got this.
Ant and Dec are gonna help me out, and it's all gonna go wrong.
WHISPERS: It's all gonna be their fault.
Hi. Dave. Lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you, Dave.
How are you, Dave? Nice to see you. Amazing. Welcome.
By the way, I'm gonna quickly say this,
this is the last night of the auditions,
and... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
..this is the best audience we've had throughout the whole run.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
So, like, we're part of The Custard Pie Society.
Oh, wow! Look at that! And that is my dad...
So that's your dad? ..custard pieing Charles.
With then Prince Charles? Yeah.
And he was custard pieing your dad?
That's my gran and The Rolling Stones.
No way! Oh, my God. Look at that. That is amazing.
I know it sounds silly, but it's, like, our whole lives.
My dad used to have the record, and then someone else broke it.
So I'm it winning back. Let's do it, man!
This is gonna be great. Our last act!
We could set a world record
and get the honour back for the family!
What is that? What is that?
Are they, like, cream pies?
So, I want you guys to be throwing the pies.
What, us two? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.OK. You'll be great!
At your face?Yeah. That's quite a bit of pressure.
AMANDA:Right, last one. Good luck, Dave.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
SIMON:Hello. Hi.
What's your name? Dave Bibby.
And, Dave, what do you do? So, I work in a bakery. I'm a baker.
SINGLE CHEER, LAUGHTER
Whoo! I'm guessing, erm... We haven't had one this year.
Is this one of these world-record things? Yes!
I'm not a huge fan. Oh.
I thought you were. Not really.
AUDIENCE BOOS
Boo! Everybody likes a world record, Simon.
OK, so, what is the world record you're trying to break?
So, the record I'm trying to break today
is the most custard pies thrown at the face in one minute.
Oh, God. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
My dad used to have this record, and, like, he had it for years,
but then someone else did it, and we've lost it.
Oh, no! CROWD BOOS
So... So you're gonna try and get it back?
I'm here to win it back for the family. Yes!
Yes!
Yeah, actually, this is quite serious, then, for you?
For me, yeah, it is. I know it, like, sounds silly to you,
to other people... Well, it did initially.
But, like, it means a lot to me,
and, Dad, if you're watching, I've got this.
AUDIENCE:Aw! All right, then.
Is your dad here? He's at home, I think.
Feel a little bit of pressure here. I know. I really do.
The family's honour's at stake,
and we're the ones flinging the pies. Hoo!
OK. All right, OK, I've got it. I've got it. Good luck.
EPIC MUSIC
Well, I need someone to sort of throw the custard pies for me.
Come on!
Yes! Yes!
All right, let's do it! Excellent.
Come on. Right.
Hoo!
And, er, we've got an adjudicator somewhere as well.
MUSIC: 'The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)'
AUDIENCE BOOS AND JEERS
AUDIENCE CHANTING: Off! Off! Off!
DEC LAUGHS Give him a break. Boo!
He's on our team! Don't boo him!
Right. My name is Brian.
Hello, Brian. Hi, Brian.
I am the official adjudicator for the British Custard Pie Association.
AUDIENCE CHEERS
The current record is 36 pies in one minute.
Understood. No pressure on the boys.
Now, from a rules perspective... Yeah.
..the person or persons throwing the pies
must keep a 1.5m distance,
as indicated by the line.
OK. SIMON:No pressure, guys.
BRIAN:Dave? I'm ready.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Throwers? BOTH: We're ready!
Three...
two...
one... go!
KLAXON Yes!
Oh! Go on!
ANT LAUGHS Yes!
No!
Dec's really good!
LAUGHTER
We've gotta get quicker! We've gotta get quicker!
Yes!
AUDIENCE:Six, five, four... Yes!
..three, two, one!
KLAXON
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I thought that was pretty good. Yeah, you reckon?
There was a few that flew past,
but there was quite a lot bang in the face, baby.
LAUGHTER
Right, the current record... Yes.
# I've paid my dues... #
..is 36 pies.
The results of this attempt
have been counted and verified,
and I can reveal that in the one-minute period,
the amount of custard pies thrown was...
# And I ain't gonna lose... # Come on.
# And I mean to go on... #
Come on. Come on.
..44! CHEERING
# We are the champions My friends
# And we'll keep on fighting Till the end
# We are the champions... # Get in!
I never thought you'd do it!
However... RECORD SCRATCHES
However what?Anthony stepped over the throw line...
No, I didn't! AUDIENCE CLAMOURS
..which means the record attempt
is null and void.
You stepped over the throw line. No, I didn't!
AUDIENCE BOOS
MUSIC: 'Waiting For A Star To Fall' by Boy Meets Girl
AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND CLAMOURS
It was a prank!
What?
# Waiting for a star to fall
# And carry your heart into my arms
# That's where you belong... # Oh, no, no, no, no!
Get him!
# Waiting for a star to fall
# And carry your heart into my arms
# That's where you belong... #
ANT: What?!
What?!
I believed it!
SIMON AND AUDIENCE LAUGH
This... This wasn't a real record? No.
You...
SIMON LAUGHS
# Trying to catch a star
# But I can't love you This much, baby... #
You were so happy! ANT LAUGHS
# And love you from this far... #
CHEERING
I WAS so happy!
Dave! You had us.
I think we should actually get one now.
Well, what a way to end auditions for 2024!
Thank you, everyone!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Get them, Si!
Absolutely no way.
# Waiting for a star to fall
# And carry your heart into my arms
# That's where you belong... #
Bye, everybody! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Waiting for a star. #
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