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DEC: This is the main man,
Double D,

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ready to drop cargo off at BGT.

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# Don't stop thinking about tomorrow

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# Don't stop, it'll soon be here

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# It'll be better than before

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# Yesterday's gone
Yesterday's gone. #

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HORN BLARES

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HE YAWNS
Ooh, where are we? It's dark.

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Ah.
I'll give you a clue.

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The sky is grey,
the traffic's terrible

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and a cappuccino costs £6.50.

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London.
London!

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I've missed the place.
Yeah, me, too.

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All that's left to do now is drop
the mini judge-mobiles. Here we go.

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Five, four, three, two, one...

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<i>Let's go. 90- 9°!</i>

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<i>Ah-ha-ha.
Woo-hoe'.!</i>

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Oh, these things are wicked.
I love this.

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Where is David?

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ENGINE REVS

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Oh, my God, what's that?
DAVID: Hi, everybody. Hi.

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What the hell is that?
This is the safety car.

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Oh, my God, it's David!

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How did he even fit in that car?

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OK, straight to the Palladium.
Roger that.

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I don't want anyone driving
too fast, especially you, Simon.

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Ah. Stop it, stop it.
Stop it, Simon!

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HE LAUGHS

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Simon, you're going too fast!

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Simon. Simon. Simon.

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Oh, no. No, no, no, no!

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LAUGHS

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Oh, my God,
he's taken out a bollard.

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CAR HORNS BLARE
Oh,dean

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THEY LAUGH

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Sorry about that, David.

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Bye, David!

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I'm meant to be at the front.

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# Everybody dance

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# Do-do-do clap your hands
Clap your hands

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# Everybody dance

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# Do-do-do clap your hands

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# Clap your hands... #
Hi, guys.

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# Body

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# Body
Everybody

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# Body

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# Body

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# Everybody

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# Body

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# Body
Everybody

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# Body... #

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It's your Britain's Got Talent
judges!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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# Everybody dance
Do-do-do clap your hands

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# Clap your hands... #

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Hold on, hold on. Where's David?

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He was taking a long time
to get here!

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We're quite happy to carry on.

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# I like driving in my car... #

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Sorry I'm a little bit late.

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# It don't look much
But I've been far

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# I like driving in my car... #

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LAUGHTER,
CHEERING

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# Even with a flat tyre

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# I like driving in my car

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# It's not quite a Jaguar. #

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It's me!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Can you get back in your car, David?

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There's a white star
at the front of the stage,

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that's where you stand,
have a little chat with the judges.

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Then you will get into
your performance.

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Thank you.
LAUGHTER

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They love me.
What can I say? They love me.

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Hi, everybody. Hi.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Best of luck.
It's all yours.

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Have fun.
Good luck. Break a leg.

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Lovely dresses.
Yeah.

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Welcome.
Thank you. Thank you.

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So, what's the name of your group?
We are The Dots.

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I'm Amanda, this is Rosie
and this is Kathy.

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And so where do you normally
perform?

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All over the place.
I've never done it before.

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Oh. Oh, no, we said
we weren't gonna say that.

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Basically, yesterday,
one of our original Dots

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actually walked out,
creative differences,

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but Kathy has stepped in
last minute.

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Hang on, hang on.

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Don't just throw that away.

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What happened?
She's a bit difficult,

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should we say, shall we say?

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So you've never performed with them
until today?

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No.

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Um, I am intrigued
what you're gonna do,

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so I'm gonna let you take to
the stage and go for it.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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SONG: 'Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy'

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Kathy. Kathy.

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Nope.

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Wrong way. Wrong way.

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# He was a famous trumpet man
From out Chicago way... #

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Other way.

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# He had a boogie style
That no-one else could play... #

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The other way.

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# He can't blow a note unless

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# The bass and guitar
ls playin' with him... #

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Ah!

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So cute.

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# He was our boogie woogie bugle boy
Of Company B... #

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LAUGHTER

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# He puts the boys asleep
With boogie every night

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# And wakes 'em up the same way
In the early bright

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# They clap their hands
And stamp their feet

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# Because they know how he plays
When someone gives him a beat... #

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LAUGHTER

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# He's the boogie woogie bugle boy
Of Company B

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# A toot, a toot
A toot diddelyada toot

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# He blows it eight to the bar... #

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LAUGHTER

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# And the company jumps
When he plays reveille

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# He's the boogie woogie bugle boy
Of Company B. #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Yes! Brilliant!

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# Rescue me

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# Take me in your arms
Rescue me

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# I want your tender charm... #

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|—| knew,
I knew that was part of the act.

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LAUGHTER

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I'm actually getting really stupid,
aren't I?

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That was brilliant, by the way,
cos you really, really fooled me.

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Oh, thank you.

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It was absolutely brilliant.

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Your timing was excellent.

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Your harmonies
are actually very good and,

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you know, in the end,
I think you'll get there.

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So... good luck.

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Oh, I love everything about
this act. just a genius idea.

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I love seeing things go wrong.

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This is proper entertainment.

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I thought you were brilliantly
talented comic performers.

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Everyone can enjoy this, can't they?
AMANDA: Yeah.

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You are on to something, The Dots,

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so let me kick this off

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with an enormous yes!

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I'm saying yes.

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It's a yes from me.

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I knew all along it was a joke.

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It's... four yeses.

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# Rescue me

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# Take me in your... #

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LAUGHTER

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# Rescue me

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# I want your tender charm... #

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Come on. Come on.

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Here we are.

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Here we go.

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LAUGHTER

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It just was the best thing
he didn't know what was going on.

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He didn't know.
I loved it.

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Oh. There we go.

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# It's my party
And I'll cry if I want to

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# Cry if I want to... #

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The stage is gonna be a lot bigger
than the living room. I know!

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Simon, I think, you know...
I think, to be honest,

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he's like a little bit of a pussycat
on the inside. He's all right.

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I'll probably regret
now I've said that.

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SIMON: What day is it today?

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It's Monday, all right?

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And you're judging
Britain's Got Talent.

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LAUGHTER

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Er, my mum, my dad and my sister.

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Immi, are you singing for us today?

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Yes, I am.
Let's do it.

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It's all yours. Onto the star.

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Good luck.
Good luck, darling.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Go on, lmmi!

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Well, nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you, too, Simon.
Oh, thank you.

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And what's your name?
My name is lmmi Davis.

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And where are you from, lmmi?

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I'm from Welwyn Garden City.

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That's my neck of the woods.

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AMANDA: How old are you?
I'm nine.

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Oh, my goodness.

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So, are you going to... sing?

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Yes, I am.

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OK, and what are you gonna sing?

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I'm going to sing
I Put A Spell On You

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by Screamin' jay Hawkins.

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Oh, my goodness.

194
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Why that song?

195
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It's because I've been practising it
and...

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LAUGHTER

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Ha-ha! Good reason.

198
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Everyone's making me look
a bit stupid this year.

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I've realised that.

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I'm sorry.

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You aren't stupid.
I know I'm not, but...

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I feel a bit stupid this year.

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Thank you, lmmi, we've sort of
become friends, I like that.

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OK, so, why did you decide
to come on the show, lmmi?

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Because since I was five,
I've been watching this show

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and I've always wanted
to be on this show. Really?

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So, do you think you're gonna win,
lmmi? I'd love to.

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Well, look,
I'm not gonna ask any more questions

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because I'm feeling really, really
stupid right now, so good luck.

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Go on, lmmi!

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She's really sweet.

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Yeah.
And funny.

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SONG: 'I Put A Spell On You'

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# I put a spell on you

215
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# Because you're mine

216
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# And you better stop the things
You doin'

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# I say watch out

218
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# No, I ain't lyin'

219
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# I put a spell on you

220
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# Because you're mine, you're mine

221
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# You better stop the things
You're doin'

222
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# I say watch out

223
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# No, I ain't lyin'

224
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# No, I ain't lyin'

225
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# Cos, baby, I love you, yeah

226
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# Can't you see that I love you
Love you, love you?

227
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# Even if you don't want me to

228
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# Baby, if you don't want me

229
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# I put a spell on you

230
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# Oh, yes, I did

231
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# Because you're mine... #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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# You're mine

234
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# Because you're mine. #

235
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

236
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# Who is the girl I see

237
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# Staring straight back at me? #

238
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They're all on their feet!
The whole lot of them.

239
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# Why is my reflection
Someone else? #

240
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What a performance! Huh?!

241
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You're not human.

242
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How old you?
Nine. Impossible.

243
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Nine?! And sings like that!

244
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That is extraordinary.

245
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It's like you transform.

246
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You're this cute nine—year—old
and then you're,

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"Pow! Take that." And we really did.

248
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We were under your spell.
I loved it, lmmi. Well done.

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Thank you.

250
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It sounded so retro,
so vintage, so otherworldly.

251
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It's like you were channelling
goodness knows what. It was amazing.

252
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SIMON: David.
You sure you weren't miming?

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LAUGHTER

254
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I'm sure.

255
00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:51,208
No, I was just
completely gobsmacked.

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It was extraordinary.

257
00:12:53,743 --> 00:12:55,458
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.

258
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,178
Were you expecting this reaction?

259
00:12:57,203 --> 00:12:58,488
No.
You weren't, were you?

260
00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:00,647
No. No,
that's what makes you so special.

261
00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:03,608
You were incredible.

262
00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:05,078
Thank you.

263
00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:07,687
But let's start with David.

264
00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:09,928
I'm gonna say yes.

265
00:13:09,953 --> 00:13:11,258
I'm saying yes.

266
00:13:11,283 --> 00:13:12,687
It's a yes from me.

267
00:13:14,483 --> 00:13:17,328
I think you got about 5,000 yeses,
lmmi.

268
00:13:17,353 --> 00:13:22,408
# Somehow I cannot be

269
00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:24,767
# Who I am... #

270
00:13:27,592 --> 00:13:29,817
Aww.
Bless her.

271
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:32,998
Wow, wow, wow!

272
00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:35,358
Where's the roof?
The roof's gone, the roof's gone!

273
00:13:35,383 --> 00:13:37,328
Oh, you blew it off. Well done.

274
00:13:50,303 --> 00:13:53,458
# Guess who just got back today?

275
00:13:53,483 --> 00:13:56,378
# Them wild-eyed boys
That'd been away... #

276
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,817
Where have you got that from?
I nicked it off a cameraman.

277
00:13:58,842 --> 00:14:00,328
Backstage.
LAUGHTER

278
00:14:00,353 --> 00:14:02,817
Smile, everyone!
You're on the telly!

279
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,168
# The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town... #

280
00:14:06,632 --> 00:14:09,378
Who doesn't love Ant and Dec?
Find me these people. Yeah!

281
00:14:09,403 --> 00:14:10,968
CHEERING
Now, judges!

282
00:14:10,993 --> 00:14:12,768
Give us a wave.

283
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:15,168
Hi, Mum! Hello, Mum!

284
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:19,638
They always cheer everyone up,
don't they?

285
00:14:19,663 --> 00:14:21,528
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well done, Dec.

286
00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:24,357
Very well done.

287
00:14:24,382 --> 00:14:26,048
Coming from Newcastle,

288
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,208
it's just an absolute dream
to meet Ant and Dec.

289
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,607
What are you doing for us today?

290
00:14:29,632 --> 00:14:31,357
I'm doing a bit of unicycling
and juggling,

291
00:14:31,382 --> 00:14:33,048
but a lot of danger,
so a bit of variety.

292
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,998
A lot of danger!
Yes.

293
00:14:35,023 --> 00:14:37,208
They're ready for you on stage.
Shall we do it?

294
00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,918
See you soon.
He's going, yeah. He's doing it.

295
00:14:38,943 --> 00:14:39,968
See you out there.

296
00:14:39,993 --> 00:14:42,638
# The boys are back in town

297
00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:45,848
# The boys are back in town... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

298
00:14:48,273 --> 00:14:50,128
Hello.
Hello, how are you?

299
00:14:50,153 --> 00:14:52,998
Great, thank you. What's your name?
My name's Tommy j.

300
00:14:53,023 --> 00:14:55,208
Where are you from?
I'm from Norfolk.

301
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:57,128
How old are you, Tommy?
I'm 18.

302
00:14:57,153 --> 00:14:59,408
Do you have a day job?
Yeah, I do this act. Yeah.

303
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,638
What would it mean to perform
at the Royal Variety Show?

304
00:15:01,663 --> 00:15:04,128
Well, it's always been my dream
to perform at the Palladium.

305
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,328
Me and my... My dad's
in entertainment as well.

306
00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,607
He's a comedian, and so...
But I'm much funnier.

307
00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:10,848
LAUGHTER

308
00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:12,968
How does it feel that
a unicycle's taller than you?

309
00:15:15,483 --> 00:15:17,128
Right, well, Tommy, go for it.

310
00:15:17,153 --> 00:15:18,888
The stage is yours, good luck.
Thank you.

311
00:15:18,913 --> 00:15:21,328
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

312
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,768
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

313
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:26,807
So, I'm looking for a volunteer.
An intelligent man.

314
00:15:26,832 --> 00:15:29,768
Dare I say, a sexy man.

315
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:31,807
Yes, you guessed it, it's Dec!

316
00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:33,687
Come on, Dec. Bring on the unicycle.
CHEERING

317
00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:36,607
Give him a... Ha-ha!
He can't get on that!

318
00:15:36,632 --> 00:15:39,458
How come it's just Dec, by the way?
Huh?

319
00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:40,888
Who arranged this?

320
00:15:40,913 --> 00:15:43,328
Now, Dec, you just stand there.
That's brilliant. Like that.

321
00:15:43,353 --> 00:15:45,048
Oh! Sorry, I hit the "Dec".

322
00:15:45,073 --> 00:15:46,278
BUZZER

323
00:15:46,303 --> 00:15:48,208
No!
AUDIENCE BOOS

324
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:50,128
All hands on "Dec"! Here we go.

325
00:15:50,153 --> 00:15:52,328
Stay with me, Dec.
Now, remove your front foot, Dec.

326
00:15:52,353 --> 00:15:54,248
LAUGHTER
Remove your front foot.

327
00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:56,458
Now, Dec, slight situation.

328
00:15:56,483 --> 00:15:59,557
I've missed the seat, mate.
LAUGHTER

329
00:15:59,582 --> 00:16:01,768
Can you see those knives?
Yes.

330
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:04,607
When I shout go...
Yeah. ..run and get the knives.

331
00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:07,098
Go for it! Run, Dec, run!
Run, Dec, run!

332
00:16:07,123 --> 00:16:08,848
Ladies and gentlemen,
juggling knives,

333
00:16:08,873 --> 00:16:11,098
it's Dec! Go for it, Dec.

334
00:16:11,123 --> 00:16:13,328
Go on! I'm only kidding.
Hang on, Dec.

335
00:16:13,353 --> 00:16:15,807
Pass them up to me.
Ladies and gentlemen,

336
00:16:15,832 --> 00:16:17,807
can I have a drum roll, please?

337
00:16:17,832 --> 00:16:19,918
DRUM ROLL,
LAUGHTER

338
00:16:24,712 --> 00:16:26,408
CHEERING,
FANFARE

339
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:27,528
YES!

340
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,528
Now, Simon. Yes?
I know what you're thinking.

341
00:16:30,553 --> 00:16:32,528
What?
That's not dangerous enough.

342
00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:34,687
No.
So, bring on...

343
00:16:34,712 --> 00:16:36,737
the fire!

344
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:38,278
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

345
00:16:48,663 --> 00:16:50,968
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

346
00:16:53,382 --> 00:16:55,208
# I'm dangerous. #

347
00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:57,768
Yeah!
Well done, that was amazing!

348
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,807
Tommy, look,
you obviously are very talented

349
00:17:01,832 --> 00:17:04,888
and you're a nice boy.
I just thought...

350
00:17:04,913 --> 00:17:06,557
nothing was very good.

351
00:17:06,582 --> 00:17:09,128
AUDIENCE BOOS

352
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,848
This boy is wildly entertaining!

353
00:17:11,873 --> 00:17:13,168
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

354
00:17:14,762 --> 00:17:17,638
18 years old,
you hold the stage

355
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:20,638
like you've been doing it
for years and years and years.

356
00:17:20,663 --> 00:17:23,048
You're funny, you can juggle,

357
00:17:23,073 --> 00:17:25,208
you've got great rapport
with people,

358
00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:26,737
I mean, what is not to like?

359
00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:30,328
Thank you, David. Means a lot.
Thank you.

360
00:17:31,832 --> 00:17:34,278
Typically, this isn't my cup of tea,
so to speak...

361
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,328
AUDIENCE BOOS

362
00:17:36,353 --> 00:17:39,168
But saying that, clearly,
you're great at what you do

363
00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:41,487
and, actually,
it's for the audience to decide

364
00:17:41,512 --> 00:17:43,687
whether they like it or not.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

365
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,557
So on behalf of the audience,
I'm gonna say yes.

366
00:17:48,582 --> 00:17:50,888
Yes! Yes!

367
00:17:50,913 --> 00:17:52,487
Simon?

368
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,530
I'm gonna say no.
OK.

369
00:17:55,555 --> 00:17:57,225
AUDIENCE BOOS

370
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,664
Tommy, I'm saying yes!

371
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:01,945
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That's two, he needs three.

372
00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:06,355
I'm in the middle here.
I am literally in the middle.

373
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:09,745
This act feels like good
old—fashioned entertainment.

374
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,895
But as talented as you are,
it didn't blow me away today,

375
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,255
I have to be honest.
OK.

376
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,505
AUDIENCE BOOS

377
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:20,145
Come on!
# Let's get ready to rumble! #

378
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:23,075
Ant and Dec, did you love it?
Yeah!

379
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,385
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

380
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:28,714
We don't do enough for Ant and Dec,
so for them, I will say yes!

381
00:18:28,739 --> 00:18:30,865
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

382
00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:33,334
Yes! Get in!

383
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,325
Thank you very much.

384
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,684
Thank you.
Oh, bless his little heart.

385
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,965
Whew!
Got through it.

386
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,165
Well done. You got through it.
Thank you for helping me.

387
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,765
Not at all. Any time.

388
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:48,734
# Let's get ready to rumble... #

389
00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:50,885
Dec and Ant. Dec and Ant.

390
00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:53,554
Dec and... It's the first...

391
00:18:53,579 --> 00:18:55,885
Dec and Ant. Dec and Ant.

392
00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:59,045
Remind me, which one's which?
Oh, Dad!

393
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:01,635
Ant's on the left.
Oh, yeah.

394
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:03,354
You came on your bike?
Yes, bicycle.

395
00:19:03,379 --> 00:19:05,554
All the way from...?
From Japan.

396
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,125
From Japan!
No way!

397
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:08,635
We used to be quite big in japan,

398
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:10,845
you know,
we were pop stars in Japan.

399
00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:12,525
In japan?
Yeah. You must remember.

400
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:14,405
# Wreck the mic
Psyche... #

401
00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:16,205
MUSIC DISTORTS AND STOPS

402
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:18,845
'96, '97... Had a number one.

403
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:21,885
Yes! I saw many times,
you in... YouTube.

404
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,554
THEY LAUGH

405
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,885
It's a true story, yes. It's true.

406
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:28,205
So... Are they ready?
Good luck. We're ready when you are.

407
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,165
Ready? Off you 9°-

408
00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:32,375
# Let's get ready to rumble

409
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,734
# Let's get ready to rumble

410
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:38,045
# Get ready, get steady
And rumble

411
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:39,845
# Everybody rumble! #

412
00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:42,045
How do you think he got here today?
Hello.

413
00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:44,205
Hello! Hi!
What's your name?

414
00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:45,885
My name is Keiichi lwasaki.

415
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:48,095
Where are you from?
I'm from Japan.

416
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,635
Oh, I love japan!
Oh, thank you so much.

417
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,845
Watashi wa Alesha Dixon.
Oh, yes. Exactly.

418
00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:53,375
Yes...
Oh, do you speak...?

419
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,604
LAUGHTER
That's all I know. Alesha san.

420
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,375
How old are you?

421
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,245
Yeah, I'm 49 years old.

422
00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:02,455
And what you're doing for us today,
is that your day job?

423
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,965
No, it's my bicycle and...

424
00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:06,455
LAUGHTER

425
00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,554
No, no, no. Sorry, sorry.
Pardon. Pardon.

426
00:20:10,579 --> 00:20:12,484
I'm a little bit nervous,
so excuse me.

427
00:20:12,509 --> 00:20:15,484
No worries, my darling.
So, why Britain's Got Talent?

428
00:20:15,509 --> 00:20:18,635
It's because a big stage,
the biggest stage in the world.

429
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,245
And it's... like, wow!
My dream to come here.

430
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:24,484
Oh, fantastic.
Yes, it's amazing!

431
00:20:24,509 --> 00:20:26,275
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

432
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,845
Well, it's a pleasure to have you.

433
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:31,125
And what would you do with the money
if you were to win?

434
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:34,635
I want to cross the, er...
Atlantic Ocean

435
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:38,095
by rowing a boat,
so I want to buy the boat.

436
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,165
Oh, fabulous.

437
00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:41,484
You didn't expect that answer,
did you?

438
00:20:41,509 --> 00:20:43,684
No—one's ever said that.
I love that.

439
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,484
OK, well, whenever you're ready.

440
00:20:45,509 --> 00:20:47,525
Yes.
Go for it.

441
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,045
OK, now I start.
LAUGHTER

442
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:51,734
Oh, God, I love him.

443
00:20:51,759 --> 00:20:53,915
I'm laughing already.

444
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,734
Simon, hello.
Hello.

445
00:20:56,759 --> 00:20:59,995
It was a hundred times
that I saw you in YouTubes.

446
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:02,405
Simon, do you know this one?

447
00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:04,095
Chopsticks.
Yes, chopsticks.

448
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,045
How...? One, two, three. Eurgh!

449
00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:08,965
Eurgh! Er, sorry! One more time!

450
00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:11,375
Eurgh! Er, sorry!

451
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,045
Just this...
What did he just do?

452
00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:16,275
It's not the magic. I'm joking!

453
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,845
LAUGHTER
Let's start the magic.

454
00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:20,765
He's good. He's funny!

455
00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:23,375
We can maybe ask the...
Dec and Ant, please.

456
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,965
Dec and Ant!
LAUGHTER

457
00:21:24,990 --> 00:21:27,684
BOTH: Dec and Ant! Dec and Ant!

458
00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:28,995
I love it!

459
00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:31,965
That's got a ring to it.
It's... Ant and Dec.

460
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,635
No, Dec and Ant's fine.
Ant and Dec, it is.

461
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,095
Ant and Dec.
Dec and Ant's fine.

462
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,995
Yeah, that's right.
Please check this card is normal.

463
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,484
Normal.
Normal.

464
00:21:39,509 --> 00:21:41,445
And please shuffle it.
Of course.

465
00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:43,684
Yes!
Dec, shuffle the deck.

466
00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:46,165
Shuffled... by Dec and Ant.
There you go. Yes!

467
00:21:46,190 --> 00:21:47,484
LAUGHTER

468
00:21:47,509 --> 00:21:48,965
Please take one card, as you like.

469
00:21:48,990 --> 00:21:50,484
Me... me?
Yeah, no, er...

470
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:52,445
No, no. I'll do it.
I'll do it. Still me.

471
00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:56,885
Please show to everybody.
I don't see it. I don't want to see.

472
00:21:56,910 --> 00:21:58,445
OK, please show the audience.

473
00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:59,845
No, no, no...
What?

474
00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:01,604
No, I'm doing this bit.
Ha!

475
00:22:01,629 --> 00:22:02,915
LAUGHTER

476
00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:04,845
OK. May I put it here?
And I just close.

477
00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:07,275
Now, I show you the Japanese way
of shuffling.

478
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:09,045
OK. Wa-ta wa-ta wa-ta!

479
00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:10,405
Hya!

480
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,804
LAUGHTER

481
00:22:11,829 --> 00:22:14,015
Your card is... Wa-ta!
..there!

482
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,554
LAUGHTER
Er, the queen of this?

483
00:22:16,579 --> 00:22:18,554
No, that's not it.
Oh, sorry.

484
00:22:18,579 --> 00:22:21,165
Should have let me...
This one?

485
00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:23,445
No. This...?

486
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:25,604
LAUGHTER

487
00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:29,885
No, no! What's...?
It's just through here.

488
00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:31,554
Is this your card?
Yeah.

489
00:22:31,579 --> 00:22:34,375
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wow.

490
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,125
How did he put the card
in the man's armpit?

491
00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:39,525
Now, I put...
LAUGHTER

492
00:22:39,550 --> 00:22:41,765
Just a moment. Just a moment.

493
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,554
Did you see it?! Whoa!

494
00:22:46,579 --> 00:22:49,554
No! No! No!
LAUGHTER, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

495
00:22:49,579 --> 00:22:51,125
ALESHA: That's so good.

496
00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:52,995
Stop! Stop!

497
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:56,554
# Do-do do-do do-do-do

498
00:22:56,579 --> 00:22:59,525
Hup, hup. One, two, three,

499
00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:02,915
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine!

500
00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:04,245
Amazing.

501
00:23:04,270 --> 00:23:06,765
Didn't know japan
was creating wizards.

502
00:23:06,790 --> 00:23:08,195
What's going on over here?

503
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,604
£20. Ant, do you want it?

504
00:23:10,629 --> 00:23:13,325
No!
LAUGHTER

505
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,765
I put here £20.

506
00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:17,915
Hup! Hyaa! Wa-ta!

507
00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:20,554
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

508
00:23:20,579 --> 00:23:21,604
And then we have this...

509
00:23:21,629 --> 00:23:23,165
Hyaa! Wa-ta!

510
00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:24,845
LAUGHTER

511
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,484
Now... Hya! Wa...!

512
00:23:26,509 --> 00:23:28,445
No. Hya!

513
00:23:28,470 --> 00:23:30,445
Excuse me. Energy finished.

514
00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:32,445
But no problem.

515
00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:33,635
Genki Dama!

516
00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:35,275
Hyaa! Wa-ta!

517
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:36,915
LAUGHTER

518
00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:41,554
My last trick is for ladies.

519
00:23:41,579 --> 00:23:43,015
BOTH: For ladies?
Yes!

520
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,915
LAUGHTER

521
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:47,804
Alesha, can you come over here?

522
00:23:47,829 --> 00:23:49,845
I'll come over here.

523
00:23:49,870 --> 00:23:52,245
APPLAUSE

524
00:23:52,270 --> 00:23:54,995
Well... You didn't do
an awful lot then, did you?

525
00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,405
He didn't ask us to, did he?

526
00:23:56,430 --> 00:23:57,684
Alesha!

527
00:23:59,379 --> 00:24:01,095
OK, a rig a to.

528
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,325
Please check this is what...
What is this?

529
00:24:03,350 --> 00:24:05,635
It's a ring.
It's a ring, yes.

530
00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:07,915
Give me a finger like this.
Put the ring here.

531
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:12,734
OK, just hold on, don't move,
because it's very difficult magic.

532
00:24:12,759 --> 00:24:16,245
This ring, your finger. Hup!

533
00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:18,445
One... two...

534
00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:19,965
three!

535
00:24:37,470 --> 00:24:40,765
Oh, stop. Passing... Whoa!

536
00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:42,604
Alesha, wait, wait!

537
00:24:42,629 --> 00:24:44,045
Hup! What?

538
00:24:53,470 --> 00:24:55,445
HIGH—PITCHED RINGING

539
00:24:58,829 --> 00:25:01,045
<i>Oh... Ah'.!</i>

540
00:25:03,550 --> 00:25:05,885
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

541
00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:09,965
# I'm not giving up

542
00:25:09,990 --> 00:25:11,804
# I'm not giving up, giving UP

543
00:25:11,829 --> 00:25:14,045
# No, not yet

544
00:25:14,070 --> 00:25:17,635
# Even when
I'm down to my last breath... #

545
00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:19,095
AMANDA: Amazing!

546
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,045
# Even when they say
There's nothing left

547
00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:24,885
# So don't give up on

548
00:25:24,910 --> 00:25:26,734
# I'm not giving up

549
00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:28,635
# I'm not giving up, giving UP

550
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:31,554
# No, not me

551
00:25:31,579 --> 00:25:34,525
# Even when
Nobody else believes... #

552
00:25:34,550 --> 00:25:36,915
He is brilliant!
I love him.

553
00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:41,635
# So don't give up on me... #

554
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:45,885
I loved it. You are funny,
you are quirky,

555
00:25:45,910 --> 00:25:47,885
you are very, very charming,

556
00:25:47,910 --> 00:25:51,405
and your magic
was absolutely excellent.

557
00:25:51,430 --> 00:25:53,125
I mean, faultless.

558
00:25:53,150 --> 00:25:56,325
Thank you so much. It's too much.

559
00:25:57,550 --> 00:26:00,445
You're the funniest person
we've seen

560
00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:02,765
and the most magical person
we've seen,

561
00:26:02,790 --> 00:26:04,915
all combined in one, and I love you.

562
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:07,125
Yes! Thank you so much.

563
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,275
You are an absolute natural.

564
00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:11,375
People are gonna like you so much.

565
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,604
Thank you so much.
My son is gonna love you.

566
00:26:14,629 --> 00:26:16,195
I mean, love you.

567
00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:19,195
Oh-ho! You are one of the best
we've seen so far.

568
00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:21,245
0h!

569
00:26:21,270 --> 00:26:23,165
# I'm not giving up, giving UP

570
00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:25,095
# No, not yet. #

571
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,684
AUDIENCE CHANT APPROVINGLY

572
00:26:30,910 --> 00:26:32,405
Isn't that lovely?

573
00:26:32,430 --> 00:26:34,245
Yes, thank you so much.

574
00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:37,245
The audience love you.
I love you, too.

575
00:26:37,270 --> 00:26:38,995
You're a superstar.

576
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,915
So I'm gonna kick this off
with a yes.

577
00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:42,635
Yes, thank you so much.

578
00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:45,045
It's a yes from me. Yes.
AMANDA: It's a yes from me.

579
00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:46,845
Now, now, now!

580
00:26:46,870 --> 00:26:48,734
I knew it!

581
00:26:50,829 --> 00:26:54,125
Yes“ Yes!
No!

582
00:26:54,150 --> 00:26:56,484
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

583
00:26:56,509 --> 00:26:59,375
You, my friend,
get the Golden Buzzer!

584
00:27:00,470 --> 00:27:02,684
WILD CHEERING
# All the world is ours to take

585
00:27:02,709 --> 00:27:05,734
# You and me, we'll find a way

586
00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:07,915
# Oh, the wonder that awaits

587
00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:10,995
# Here we are
Forever starts... #

588
00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:12,525
Well done.

589
00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:20,095
I knew you would, knew it.
Yeah.

590
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,885
Brilliant, brilliant.

591
00:27:24,070 --> 00:27:25,995
Thanks so much, thank you so much.

592
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:28,765
Oh, mate, brilliant.
Well done.

593
00:27:28,790 --> 00:27:30,245
It was so good.

594
00:27:30,270 --> 00:27:31,995
So good.

595
00:27:36,270 --> 00:27:37,635
Very, very good.

596
00:27:45,110 --> 00:27:47,445
I am in, like, a dream.
Thank you so much.

597
00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:50,165
I can't explain my emotion.

598
00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:51,965
I never expect this.

599
00:27:53,430 --> 00:27:55,165
Thank you so much.

600
00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:58,604
# All the world is ours to take

601
00:27:58,629 --> 00:28:01,765
# You and me, we'll find a way. #

602
00:28:01,790 --> 00:28:03,445
We'll see you in the live shows.

603
00:28:03,470 --> 00:28:05,245
Yes! Yes!
See you there.

604
00:28:05,270 --> 00:28:06,995
He deserved it.

605
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,525
Come on! Bye!
Come on, come on!

606
00:28:11,550 --> 00:28:13,554
Come on, come on!

607
00:28:13,579 --> 00:28:16,965
Yeah!
Yeah!

608
00:28:16,990 --> 00:28:18,405
YES!

609
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,525
You did it, you did it, you did it,
you did it, you did it.

610
00:28:21,550 --> 00:28:23,885
Thank you.
Thank you. You were brilliant.

611
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:26,765
That's brilliant.
I love him so much. I know, me, too!

612
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,445
It's like a dream.

613
00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:31,995
I saw this in, like, YouTube,
some people got the Golden Buzzer.

614
00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:34,375
Yeah, and now it's you!
It's you!

615
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,405
LAUGHTER
I'm going crazy!

616
00:28:37,430 --> 00:28:39,835
Right...
Yes!

617
00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:58,577
CHEERING

618
00:28:58,602 --> 00:29:02,018
It's so amazing here.
Like, so many people.

619
00:29:04,373 --> 00:29:07,098
My name is Jessica Brodin.
I'm eight years old.

620
00:29:07,123 --> 00:29:08,888
I'm going to do a poem.

621
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:12,888
I live with my parents,
my brothers, my sisters,

622
00:29:12,913 --> 00:29:15,938
and I have two dogs
called Ghost and Romeo.

623
00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:18,938
What would you do
if you actually won 250,000?

624
00:29:18,963 --> 00:29:23,738
Buy a zoo
with chocolate spread sandwiches.

625
00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:26,577
I like reading bedtime stories

626
00:29:26,602 --> 00:29:29,577
and I also like watching
David Attenborough.

627
00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:31,418
It looks so cool!

628
00:29:31,443 --> 00:29:34,888
I want to go out there.
My favourite animal's a bunny.

629
00:29:34,913 --> 00:29:36,527
They're so cute and fluffy!

630
00:29:36,552 --> 00:29:38,298
How are you feeling
about going on there?

631
00:29:38,323 --> 00:29:39,527
Excited.
Shall we do it?

632
00:29:39,552 --> 00:29:41,498
Yes.
It's all yours, Jessica.

633
00:29:41,523 --> 00:29:42,968
Good luck. Ready?
Go!

634
00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:52,908
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.

635
00:29:52,933 --> 00:29:55,118
What's your name?
My name is Jessica.

636
00:29:55,143 --> 00:29:57,597
And how old are you, Jessica?
I'm eight years old.

637
00:29:57,622 --> 00:30:01,238
Wow. And whereabouts are you from?

638
00:30:01,263 --> 00:30:04,597
I'm from Mill Hill.
CHEERING

639
00:30:04,622 --> 00:30:07,158
So, are you missing school today?
Yes!

640
00:30:07,183 --> 00:30:08,547
Yeah!

641
00:30:08,572 --> 00:30:09,758
Yes!

642
00:30:11,063 --> 00:30:13,908
Why have you come onto
Britain's Got Talent?

643
00:30:13,933 --> 00:30:17,828
My mum sent it as a joke,
and then... here I am.

644
00:30:17,853 --> 00:30:19,438
AMANDA: Aw!

645
00:30:19,463 --> 00:30:20,958
The same for me.

646
00:30:20,983 --> 00:30:23,467
LAUGHTER

647
00:30:23,492 --> 00:30:26,158
We don't know what you're gonna do,
we're all intrigued.

648
00:30:26,183 --> 00:30:28,758
So, all I will say, Jessica,

649
00:30:28,783 --> 00:30:31,797
is the stage is yours,
very good luck.

650
00:30:31,822 --> 00:30:33,398
APPLAUSE

651
00:30:38,673 --> 00:30:42,547
Once upon a time on Jessica's Farm,

652
00:30:42,572 --> 00:30:47,158
there were lots of animals
who brought such a charm.

653
00:30:47,183 --> 00:30:51,677
But instead of a sheep,
a cow, a horse, a hen,

654
00:30:51,702 --> 00:30:55,958
there were animals there
that often escaped their pen.

655
00:30:55,983 --> 00:30:59,368
Such as a dangerous dog,
who if you entered, would bite.

656
00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:01,878
SHE BARKS REALISTICALLY

657
00:31:05,103 --> 00:31:07,318
Is that her?
Is that her?

658
00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:09,238
Is that actually coming out of her?

659
00:31:09,263 --> 00:31:12,038
CONTINUES BARKI NG

660
00:31:12,063 --> 00:31:13,717
LAUGHTER

661
00:31:15,263 --> 00:31:18,438
A terrifying T-rex,
who'd eat you on sight.

662
00:31:18,463 --> 00:31:21,677
SHE ROARS

663
00:31:21,702 --> 00:31:23,518
LAUGHTER

664
00:31:23,543 --> 00:31:25,158
That's her.

665
00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:26,547
No, she's not doing that.

666
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:31,268
And the treacherous tiger,
who breaks eardrums when it roars.

667
00:31:31,293 --> 00:31:33,717
SHE ROARS

668
00:31:35,903 --> 00:31:37,467
It is her, isn't it?

669
00:31:37,492 --> 00:31:42,038
And the crazy cougar
that rips you open with pride.

670
00:31:42,063 --> 00:31:45,238
SHE SNARLS

671
00:31:48,213 --> 00:31:51,628
And the delightful dolphin
that tells them all where you hide.

672
00:31:51,653 --> 00:31:54,158
SHE WHISTLES AND CLICKS

673
00:31:54,183 --> 00:31:56,908
CHEERING

674
00:31:56,933 --> 00:31:58,908
That's my favourite.

675
00:32:06,463 --> 00:32:08,677
So, that was Jessica's Farm,

676
00:32:08,702 --> 00:32:12,188
where the animals DO intend
to cause you harm.

677
00:32:12,213 --> 00:32:16,118
So next time you visit,
please call ahead,

678
00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:18,518
or you could wind up injured,
or even...

679
00:32:18,543 --> 00:32:20,628
SHE ROARS

680
00:32:21,742 --> 00:32:24,717
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

681
00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:27,797
SONG: 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'

682
00:32:27,822 --> 00:32:29,518
Well done, Jess!

683
00:32:29,543 --> 00:32:31,238
Well done, Jessica.

684
00:32:31,263 --> 00:32:33,158
Can we hear the dolphin
one more time? I loved it.

685
00:32:33,183 --> 00:32:35,038
SHE WHISTLES AND CLICKS

686
00:32:36,572 --> 00:32:38,677
That is brilliant.

687
00:32:40,622 --> 00:32:43,797
Alesha was saying, you know,
"Are these real noises?"

688
00:32:43,822 --> 00:32:45,988
We were going, "No, she's not..."

689
00:32:46,013 --> 00:32:47,797
I actually said,
"No, she's not doing that,"

690
00:32:47,822 --> 00:32:49,988
at the beginning,
because they were that good,

691
00:32:50,013 --> 00:32:51,547
I was like,
"No, that's being played in."

692
00:32:51,572 --> 00:32:54,038
But it's really you.
CHEERING

693
00:32:54,063 --> 00:32:56,547
I don't think we've had
anyone on the show like you,

694
00:32:56,572 --> 00:32:59,078
which makes you unique.

695
00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:02,438
And that's exactly what
we're looking for on this show.

696
00:33:02,463 --> 00:33:04,118
Simon is attempting the noises.

697
00:33:04,143 --> 00:33:06,318
I'm trying to judge as a dolphin.

698
00:33:06,343 --> 00:33:08,368
HE MOANS STRANGELY

699
00:33:08,393 --> 00:33:11,038
SHE WHISTLES
Yeah, yours is better.

700
00:33:11,063 --> 00:33:12,547
LAUGHTER

701
00:33:12,572 --> 00:33:15,238
We always love —
A — to be surprised,

702
00:33:15,263 --> 00:33:17,238
and B — to have something
we've never had before.

703
00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:21,908
And it was different
and it was funny.

704
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:24,988
So, Jessica, let me give you
your first yes.

705
00:33:27,063 --> 00:33:29,597
It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.

706
00:33:29,622 --> 00:33:31,368
And as a dolphin...

707
00:33:31,393 --> 00:33:33,188
HE MOANS

708
00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:35,158
...which is yes.

709
00:33:35,183 --> 00:33:37,118
CHEERING

710
00:33:42,143 --> 00:33:43,677
They were genuinely that good,

711
00:33:43,702 --> 00:33:46,078
I thought there's no way
that's coming from her.

712
00:33:46,103 --> 00:33:47,828
Couldn't believe that.
No.

713
00:33:47,853 --> 00:33:50,188
H00! H00! H00!

714
00:33:50,213 --> 00:33:51,828
Is she still going?

715
00:33:51,853 --> 00:33:54,188
H00! H00! H00! H00!

716
00:33:54,213 --> 00:33:58,238
H00! H00! H00! H00! H00! H00!

717
00:33:58,263 --> 00:34:00,347
SONG: 'Eye of the Tiger'
by Survivor

718
00:34:02,492 --> 00:34:04,467
I'm JD Anderson,
I'm from the United States,

719
00:34:04,492 --> 00:34:06,398
and I'm a world record-holding
strongman.

720
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:10,878
I was always the biggest kid
growing up. I was huge.

721
00:34:10,903 --> 00:34:13,518
I was over two feet long
when I was born, I was 12lb.

722
00:34:13,543 --> 00:34:15,988
I mean, I don't know
what measurement you do here,

723
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:18,038
but that's a lot.

724
00:34:18,063 --> 00:34:20,758
It's a real act, there's no tricks,
there's no gimmicks.

725
00:34:20,783 --> 00:34:24,188
It's just head-on, hard-core,
and I just go for it.

726
00:34:24,213 --> 00:34:25,797
I'm not scared of anything.

727
00:34:28,263 --> 00:34:33,828
Today, I want Simon Cowell to say,
"Wow, you're nuts, but I loved it

728
00:34:33,853 --> 00:34:36,368
"and I want to see more."
That's the goal.

729
00:34:36,393 --> 00:34:38,078
You look pumped.
I'm pumped.

730
00:34:38,103 --> 00:34:40,268
He's pumped. He's pumped, all right!
I'm pumped up.

731
00:34:40,293 --> 00:34:41,988
That's puny.
H00!

732
00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:45,158
Listen, they're ready for you.
Oh, they are?

733
00:34:45,183 --> 00:34:47,518
CHEERING

734
00:34:49,653 --> 00:34:52,797
All right.
Hello. How are you?

735
00:34:52,822 --> 00:34:55,008
I'm great, how are you?
Good.

736
00:34:55,033 --> 00:34:58,158
That looks like ice behind you.
It's a lot of ice.

737
00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:00,368
Which means I've got to
make this talk really quick,

738
00:35:00,393 --> 00:35:03,268
otherwise you won't have an act.
What's your name, please?

739
00:35:03,293 --> 00:35:05,118
My name is JD Anderson.

740
00:35:05,143 --> 00:35:08,188
They call me The Iceman,
and I'm from the United States.

741
00:35:08,213 --> 00:35:09,878
CHEERING

742
00:35:11,213 --> 00:35:13,398
Why come to Britain's Got Talent?

743
00:35:13,423 --> 00:35:16,398
Britain's Got Talent
is the biggest show by far.

744
00:35:16,423 --> 00:35:18,438
AMANDA WHOOPS

745
00:35:18,463 --> 00:35:21,438
Thank you for coming over to the UK
to be on our show.

746
00:35:21,463 --> 00:35:23,828
Thank you for having me,
I'm excited to be here.

747
00:35:23,853 --> 00:35:27,188
Right, no more questions, jD.
We have an amazing audience tonight,

748
00:35:27,213 --> 00:35:30,438
and they're all rooting for you,
so good luck.

749
00:35:30,463 --> 00:35:32,547
Thanks so much.

750
00:35:35,293 --> 00:35:37,467
All right, here we go.
Maestro, hit the music.

751
00:35:37,492 --> 00:35:39,438
Come on, make some noise,
help me out, here we go.

752
00:35:39,463 --> 00:35:43,268
EPIC MUSIC
I've got a solid steel hammer.

753
00:35:46,933 --> 00:35:48,878
Take this just like this.

754
00:35:48,903 --> 00:35:50,988
HE GRUNTS

755
00:35:53,463 --> 00:35:57,268
Whoa!
Just like that, solid steel.

756
00:35:57,293 --> 00:36:00,318
Nnnng!
Ah! Makes you wanna do it!

757
00:36:00,343 --> 00:36:02,158
Bend your camera in half!

758
00:36:02,183 --> 00:36:03,717
We've got a baseball bat.

759
00:36:05,492 --> 00:36:07,677
Come on, guys, I can't hear you,
make some noise!

760
00:36:08,702 --> 00:36:11,238
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

761
00:36:15,933 --> 00:36:17,908
Get loud, let me hear you.

762
00:36:17,933 --> 00:36:19,758
Aah!

763
00:36:19,783 --> 00:36:21,108
Ooh!

764
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:26,038
Here we go.
Here we go.

765
00:36:26,063 --> 00:36:27,518
Let's get the party started.

766
00:36:27,543 --> 00:36:29,358
Put your hands together,
here we go, come on.

767
00:36:29,383 --> 00:36:31,358
ALL CLAP

768
00:36:37,903 --> 00:36:38,958
Oh, my God.

769
00:36:43,822 --> 00:36:45,188
What the...?

770
00:36:45,213 --> 00:36:46,758
With his head!

771
00:36:46,783 --> 00:36:48,677
With his heed!

772
00:36:54,543 --> 00:36:57,238
AUDIENCE GASP
Come on!

773
00:36:57,263 --> 00:36:59,988
One more, come on, here we go.
H00! H00!

774
00:37:01,742 --> 00:37:03,518
Yeah!

775
00:37:04,622 --> 00:37:06,717
<i>HE BREATHES HENHLY</i>

776
00:37:08,783 --> 00:37:10,238
Oh, what?!

777
00:37:11,853 --> 00:37:13,828
Come on, get loud, here we go!

778
00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:18,358
Is he gonna run into it?
Ooh.

779
00:37:18,383 --> 00:37:19,797
Tell me he's gonna run through it.

780
00:37:19,822 --> 00:37:21,238
H00! H00! H00!

781
00:37:29,983 --> 00:37:33,958
H00! H00! H00! H00! H00!

782
00:37:33,983 --> 00:37:36,108
H00! H00! H00!

783
00:37:36,133 --> 00:37:38,358
H00! H00! H00!

784
00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:40,108
H00! H00! H00!

785
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:41,268
Don't do it, don't do it!

786
00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:43,398
A a a a a a ah!

787
00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:48,828
Aaah! Oh, my goodness!

788
00:37:50,423 --> 00:37:53,238
A a a a a a ah!

789
00:37:57,213 --> 00:38:00,358
Oh, my God!

790
00:38:00,383 --> 00:38:01,958
All right!

791
00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:03,797
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

792
00:38:03,822 --> 00:38:06,108
MUSIC: 'Tiger'
by Katy Perry

793
00:38:08,783 --> 00:38:10,628
Yes!

794
00:38:12,293 --> 00:38:13,717
Yes!

795
00:38:17,343 --> 00:38:19,438
My gosh. Up there.

796
00:38:25,853 --> 00:38:27,518
Ah!

797
00:38:29,903 --> 00:38:31,268
That's unbelievable.

798
00:38:31,293 --> 00:38:34,158
You are stronger than the Titanic,
aren't you? Thank you.

799
00:38:34,183 --> 00:38:36,238
OK, David, what do you think?

800
00:38:36,263 --> 00:38:38,648
Well, you're very butch, dear,
aren't you? I mean...

801
00:38:38,673 --> 00:38:41,188
Oh, are you bleeding a bit
from your head? Are you OK?

802
00:38:41,213 --> 00:38:42,677
Sweet.

803
00:38:42,702 --> 00:38:44,518
You're OK with that?
I'm fine.

804
00:38:44,543 --> 00:38:48,008
I mean, it's one of those acts
you're never gonna forget.

805
00:38:48,033 --> 00:38:49,797
It's incredible, incredible.

806
00:38:49,822 --> 00:38:52,318
Thank you. I appreciate that.

807
00:38:52,343 --> 00:38:54,188
CHEERING

808
00:38:54,213 --> 00:38:58,268
That looked so much fun!

809
00:38:58,293 --> 00:39:00,188
Thank you.
It really did.

810
00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:01,988
Honestly, you are a legend.

811
00:39:02,013 --> 00:39:04,908
Thank you very much.
That was so entertaining.

812
00:39:07,463 --> 00:39:08,547
I loved it.

813
00:39:10,103 --> 00:39:12,518
I mean, I think
you're absolutely nuts.

814
00:39:12,543 --> 00:39:14,878
Oh, look, St John's Ambulance.

815
00:39:14,903 --> 00:39:16,717
There we are.
Awesome.

816
00:39:16,742 --> 00:39:19,008
There you go. He doesn't care.

817
00:39:19,033 --> 00:39:20,828
It's just a scratch, innit, JD?

818
00:39:20,853 --> 00:39:22,438
That's right. I don't even feel it.

819
00:39:22,463 --> 00:39:24,318
I'm just grateful to be here,
to be honest.

820
00:39:24,343 --> 00:39:27,597
I mean, hey, thank you guys so much.
That's awesome.

821
00:39:27,622 --> 00:39:30,648
CHEERING

822
00:39:30,673 --> 00:39:33,518
This was epic.
You're like Incredible Hulk.

823
00:39:33,543 --> 00:39:35,188
So strong.
Amazing.

824
00:39:35,213 --> 00:39:38,358
We always love acts, jD,
which we've never seen before,

825
00:39:38,383 --> 00:39:41,467
and that was a difficult one
to describe to anyone.

826
00:39:41,492 --> 00:39:44,268
That was brilliant. I mean...
Yes!

827
00:39:44,293 --> 00:39:46,797
You've got a real sense
of showmanship as well, I love that.

828
00:39:46,822 --> 00:39:49,108
Thank you, I appreciate that.
People are gonna like you.

829
00:39:49,133 --> 00:39:51,597
And I'm afraid to say no anyway,
so...

830
00:39:51,622 --> 00:39:54,547
LAUGHTER
..I'm gonna be the first to say yes.

831
00:39:54,572 --> 00:39:56,797
Awesome. Thanks so much. Wow.

832
00:39:59,263 --> 00:40:01,547
That's great.
It's a yes from me.

833
00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:05,318
YES!
Yes!

834
00:40:05,343 --> 00:40:07,677
Yes!
Yes! Come on.

835
00:40:07,702 --> 00:40:11,547
You're a very naughty boy, JD,
but you are getting four yeses!

836
00:40:11,572 --> 00:40:13,398
Yes!

837
00:40:13,423 --> 00:40:15,268
# I've got the eye of the tiger

838
00:40:15,293 --> 00:40:17,717
# A fighter
Dancing through the fire... #

839
00:40:17,742 --> 00:40:19,828
Thank you so much.

840
00:40:20,822 --> 00:40:22,158
Thank you guys!

841
00:40:22,183 --> 00:40:23,878
CHEERING

842
00:40:23,903 --> 00:40:26,438
# You're gonna hear me roar. #

843
00:40:26,463 --> 00:40:27,677
Yes!

844
00:40:27,702 --> 00:40:29,238
Yes!

845
00:40:29,263 --> 00:40:31,908
Thank you. Thank you, guys.

846
00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:35,038
I loved that, I really loved that.

847
00:40:35,063 --> 00:40:36,908
Yes!

848
00:40:36,933 --> 00:40:40,518
That was awesome. Well done.
That was so fun.

849
00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:44,358
When he ran and charged into that,
that was brilliant.

850
00:40:44,383 --> 00:40:46,188
He is mad.

851
00:40:46,213 --> 00:40:48,398
Yeah, baby!

852
00:40:57,611 --> 00:40:59,617
MUSIC: 'History'
by One Direction

853
00:40:59,642 --> 00:41:02,947
# You and me
Got a whole lot of history

854
00:41:02,972 --> 00:41:05,027
# We could be the greatest team... #

855
00:41:05,052 --> 00:41:07,536
What are you doing?
I'm doing comedy.

856
00:41:07,561 --> 00:41:09,347
What are you doing for us
on stage today?

857
00:41:09,372 --> 00:41:11,817
Well, hopefully, I'm gonna be funny.

858
00:41:11,842 --> 00:41:13,897
I'm Joey Howard, 69.

859
00:41:13,922 --> 00:41:15,737
You're not, are ya?
Yes, I am.

860
00:41:15,762 --> 00:41:18,726
Where you from? Yorkshire, Barnsley,
bread and buttered.

861
00:41:18,751 --> 00:41:20,997
# We can make it
You know it, you know... #

862
00:41:21,022 --> 00:41:23,666
My name is Ben Nick less,
I am 40 years old,

863
00:41:23,691 --> 00:41:26,666
and I'm a variety entertainer
from Lancashire.

864
00:41:26,691 --> 00:41:29,227
I've been performing now
for 20 years.

865
00:41:29,252 --> 00:41:32,177
As a gigging comedian
for the last 35 years,

866
00:41:32,202 --> 00:41:33,706
I've worked all the clubs.

867
00:41:33,731 --> 00:41:35,427
I've done pantomime.
Cruises.

868
00:41:35,452 --> 00:41:36,867
Holiday parks.
Cabarets.

869
00:41:36,892 --> 00:41:39,067
Hotels.
Etc, etc.

870
00:41:39,092 --> 00:41:41,456
You know,
anywhere where there's a crowd.

871
00:41:41,481 --> 00:41:44,706
There's nothing nicer
than making people laugh.

872
00:41:44,731 --> 00:41:48,027
Putting smiles on people's faces
is just the best job in the world.

873
00:41:48,052 --> 00:41:50,147
Good luck, joey.
Have fun out there.

874
00:41:52,202 --> 00:41:54,307
Wahey!

875
00:41:55,532 --> 00:41:58,427
Hooray!

876
00:41:58,452 --> 00:42:01,427
Hello. Hello.
Who are you?

877
00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:04,427
Why, Joseph Jose Manuel Howardo.

878
00:42:04,452 --> 00:42:06,666
And is that what
you were christened with?

879
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,817
No, I'm from Yorkshire in Barnsley,
really.

880
00:42:08,842 --> 00:42:11,097
LAUGHTER

881
00:42:11,122 --> 00:42:13,427
But how long have you been
doing what you're doing?

882
00:42:13,452 --> 00:42:15,666
All my life.
And what's the dream?

883
00:42:15,691 --> 00:42:21,147
After all the years of doing this,
to be here, stood on this spot,

884
00:42:21,172 --> 00:42:23,307
where Sinatra worked,

885
00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:25,456
Judy Garland, Pavarotti,

886
00:42:25,481 --> 00:42:27,507
marvellous, in't it?

887
00:42:27,532 --> 00:42:29,737
ALL: Aw!

888
00:42:32,532 --> 00:42:34,897
Good luck, darling.
APPLAUSE

889
00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:38,786
Ladies and gentlemen, this evening,

890
00:42:38,811 --> 00:42:41,027
I'm gonna perform for you,
from Japan...

891
00:42:41,052 --> 00:42:42,897
FLOURISH OF JAPANESE MUSIC

892
00:42:42,922 --> 00:42:45,257
...the Japanese art of ori...

893
00:42:45,282 --> 00:42:47,737
SILENCE

894
00:42:47,762 --> 00:42:49,307
Origami!

895
00:42:49,332 --> 00:42:50,897
YORKSHIRE ACCENT: Origami!

896
00:42:50,922 --> 00:42:54,147
Come on, I know you're out there,
I can hear you breathing.

897
00:42:56,052 --> 00:43:00,067
So, ladies and gentlemen,
Japanese paper folding.

898
00:43:00,092 --> 00:43:01,586
Hit me!

899
00:43:01,611 --> 00:43:04,387
MUSIC: 'Tea For Two Cha Cha'
by Tommy Dorsey

900
00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:11,387
LIGHT LAUGHTER

901
00:43:23,811 --> 00:43:26,307
HE GIGGLES

902
00:43:26,332 --> 00:43:27,737
It was wobbling.

903
00:43:29,561 --> 00:43:31,067
Oh, come on!

904
00:43:31,092 --> 00:43:34,536
So, ladies and gentlemen,
because that went down so well,

905
00:43:34,561 --> 00:43:37,027
hit me!

906
00:43:37,052 --> 00:43:40,457
MUSIC: 'Wipe-out'
by The Surf arts

907
00:43:48,902 --> 00:43:51,037
DRUM SOLO

908
00:44:03,012 --> 00:44:05,546
AUDIENCE: Aw!

909
00:44:06,902 --> 00:44:08,466
What a shame.
I liked him.

910
00:44:10,102 --> 00:44:11,987
I couldn't hear the music,
I'm sorry.

911
00:44:12,012 --> 00:44:14,237
You were lucky.
LAUGHTER

912
00:44:14,262 --> 00:44:15,517
AMANDA: David?

913
00:44:15,542 --> 00:44:17,716
I like you, JOEY-

914
00:44:17,741 --> 00:44:21,907
But I don't think it was your night
tonight, and I'm sorry.

915
00:44:21,932 --> 00:44:22,877
<i>OK.</i>

916
00:44:22,902 --> 00:44:25,267
You are very charismatic,
very likeable.

917
00:44:25,292 --> 00:44:27,716
My only note would be,
you know, like,

918
00:44:27,741 --> 00:44:31,317
for example, the newspaper,
it was a lot of faffing around

919
00:44:31,342 --> 00:44:34,237
for not much of a payoff, you know?
SIMON: Faffing, yes.

920
00:44:34,262 --> 00:44:35,596
It's no problem.

921
00:44:35,621 --> 00:44:38,997
I appreciate that audiences
absolutely love you.

922
00:44:39,022 --> 00:44:40,237
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

923
00:44:40,262 --> 00:44:42,437
Because you're really likeable,
very funny.

924
00:44:42,462 --> 00:44:44,387
But it just doesn't feel
fresh enough

925
00:44:44,412 --> 00:44:46,187
for the Royal Variety
at the moment, I think.

926
00:44:46,212 --> 00:44:47,237
<i>OK.</i>

927
00:44:47,262 --> 00:44:49,437
OK, so, it's a no from me.

928
00:44:49,462 --> 00:44:50,827
Amanda?
It's a no from me.

929
00:44:50,852 --> 00:44:52,877
Alesha?
Sorry, it's a no today.

930
00:44:52,902 --> 00:44:54,357
David?
I'm sorry, it's a no.

931
00:44:54,382 --> 00:44:55,877
No problem. OK!

932
00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:59,107
APPLAUSE

933
00:44:59,132 --> 00:45:00,747
Back to the clubs, then!

934
00:45:00,772 --> 00:45:03,267
LAUGHTER
Aw!

935
00:45:06,491 --> 00:45:08,237
Oh, bless him.
Aw.

936
00:45:08,262 --> 00:45:09,907
So, what's next?

937
00:45:09,932 --> 00:45:11,877
DEC: How are you?

938
00:45:11,902 --> 00:45:15,546
I'm nervous...
is the answer there, yeah.

939
00:45:15,571 --> 00:45:17,037
They're ready, if you are.

940
00:45:17,062 --> 00:45:18,157
Yeah.

941
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:20,596
LAUGHTER
Are you sure?

942
00:45:20,621 --> 00:45:22,546
You know when you think,
"What you doing here?"

943
00:45:22,571 --> 00:45:24,546
It's one of those moments.
Is it one of them?

944
00:45:24,571 --> 00:45:26,747
Yeah, but... You're waiting
for me, then, aren't you?

945
00:45:26,772 --> 00:45:28,716
Yeah, waiting for you.
OK, right. Shall we do it?

946
00:45:28,741 --> 00:45:31,736
In your own time. Thank you, lads.
Whenever you want. Good luck.

947
00:45:31,761 --> 00:45:34,566
CHEERING

948
00:45:36,682 --> 00:45:39,847
ALESHA: Hello. What's your name?

949
00:45:39,872 --> 00:45:41,377
Ben Nick less.

950
00:45:41,402 --> 00:45:43,977
And where are you from?
Lancashire.

951
00:45:44,002 --> 00:45:45,736
CHEERING

952
00:45:45,761 --> 00:45:47,407
Ben, you have a family?

953
00:45:47,432 --> 00:45:49,257
I've got a wife.

954
00:45:49,282 --> 00:45:51,457
What does she think about this?
Erm...

955
00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:53,407
She's the one
that's made me come for this.

956
00:45:53,432 --> 00:45:55,177
She would be here today,
but I just said,

957
00:45:55,202 --> 00:45:56,977
"I am just too nervous."

958
00:46:00,872 --> 00:46:04,207
And what's the big dream for you?

959
00:46:04,232 --> 00:46:07,337
I mean, how would it feel to perform
at the Royal Variety Show?

960
00:46:07,362 --> 00:46:11,377
It'd be... best night of my life,
dream come true.

961
00:46:11,402 --> 00:46:13,696
I started off 20 years ago.

962
00:46:13,721 --> 00:46:15,736
I've always wanted to play
the London Palladium,

963
00:46:15,761 --> 00:46:18,486
put a smile on everyone's faces,
you know, so...

964
00:46:18,511 --> 00:46:20,337
APPLAUSE

965
00:46:22,152 --> 00:46:24,377
So this is massive.

966
00:46:24,402 --> 00:46:25,816
OK, Ben, good luck.

967
00:46:25,841 --> 00:46:27,537
Thank you very much.

968
00:46:32,402 --> 00:46:35,057
So, as I just said,
I've been doing this for 20 years.

969
00:46:35,082 --> 00:46:37,486
During lockdown, obviously,
all the work stopped.

970
00:46:37,511 --> 00:46:39,696
And I wanted to learn a new trade.

971
00:46:39,721 --> 00:46:41,407
So I've been working
on ventriloquism,

972
00:46:41,432 --> 00:46:43,337
and I think I've mastered it,

973
00:46:43,362 --> 00:46:45,537
so I'd like to try it out here
for you tonight.

974
00:46:45,562 --> 00:46:48,177
So here we go, bit of ventriloquism.
CHEERING

975
00:46:48,202 --> 00:46:50,696
This is Grandad.
Everyone say, "Hello, Grandad."

976
00:46:50,721 --> 00:46:52,287
AUDIENCE: Hello, Grandad!

977
00:46:52,312 --> 00:46:53,847
You gonna say hello back?

978
00:46:53,872 --> 00:46:55,616
No?

979
00:46:55,641 --> 00:46:57,767
Why? Eh?

980
00:46:57,792 --> 00:46:59,647
You what? Oh.

981
00:46:59,672 --> 00:47:03,457
He says cos we're not
two metres apart,

982
00:47:03,482 --> 00:47:07,057
he would prefer it
if I would wear my mask.

983
00:47:07,082 --> 00:47:10,177
LAUGHTER

984
00:47:12,232 --> 00:47:13,897
Is that better?

985
00:47:13,922 --> 00:47:16,257
Yeah, that's much better, that!

986
00:47:16,282 --> 00:47:17,767
APPLAUSE

987
00:47:17,792 --> 00:47:20,457
That's all I do with that.

988
00:47:22,761 --> 00:47:25,177
But I'm probably giving you
the wrong impression.

989
00:47:25,202 --> 00:47:27,097
I wanted to leave
with the right impression,

990
00:47:27,122 --> 00:47:31,287
so I'm going to attempt for you now
20 impressions in 60 seconds,

991
00:47:31,312 --> 00:47:32,816
which...

992
00:47:34,432 --> 00:47:36,287
...is very hard to do.

993
00:47:36,312 --> 00:47:39,257
So, whoever they sound like,
that's who it is.

994
00:47:39,282 --> 00:47:40,767
SHE LAUGHS

995
00:47:40,792 --> 00:47:43,257
Can we have 60 seconds on the clock,
please?

996
00:47:47,792 --> 00:47:49,616
I am Morgan Freeman.

997
00:47:49,641 --> 00:47:52,207
LAUGHTER

998
00:47:52,232 --> 00:47:55,257
I gotta say, I should still be
President of the United States.

999
00:47:55,282 --> 00:47:56,566
LAUGHTER

1000
00:47:56,591 --> 00:47:57,977
Oh, I say.

1001
00:47:58,002 --> 00:48:00,257
Hey! Sophie! Rosie!

1002
00:48:00,282 --> 00:48:01,616
LAUGHTER

1003
00:48:02,952 --> 00:48:04,407
Hey, Homey, where are you?

1004
00:48:06,482 --> 00:48:08,457
Mmm, nice beer, doughnuts.

1005
00:48:08,482 --> 00:48:10,377
LAUGHTER

1006
00:48:10,402 --> 00:48:13,407
Hey, hey, hey! Hiya, kids!
DOES KRUSTY LAUGH

1007
00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:14,816
LAUGHTER

1008
00:48:14,841 --> 00:48:17,847
The Scouse comedian,
you can't understand what he says.

1009
00:48:17,872 --> 00:48:20,457
LAUGHTER

1010
00:48:20,482 --> 00:48:23,097
Absolutely fantastic, triffic.

1011
00:48:23,122 --> 00:48:24,977
Oh, yes, I'm a chatty man!

1012
00:48:27,312 --> 00:48:29,207
Oh, Mother, you vile woman.

1013
00:48:29,232 --> 00:48:31,847
Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy, all right!

1014
00:48:31,872 --> 00:48:33,767
Basically, Michael, you know this,

1015
00:48:33,792 --> 00:48:35,537
you know this, I know this,
you know this.

1016
00:48:35,562 --> 00:48:37,696
ANT LAUGHS

1017
00:48:37,721 --> 00:48:38,897
SQUEAKILY: Oh, my God!

1018
00:48:38,922 --> 00:48:40,816
LAUGHTER

1019
00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:43,977
Celebrity Juice, roll VT.

1020
00:48:44,002 --> 00:48:46,097
Sharon!

1021
00:48:47,202 --> 00:48:49,816
Cracking cheese, Gromit!

1022
00:48:51,002 --> 00:48:52,736
Oh, you know, we like to party.

1023
00:48:52,761 --> 00:48:54,407
SIMON LAUGHS

1024
00:48:55,952 --> 00:48:58,696
And here we have
the most peculiar creature.

1025
00:48:58,721 --> 00:49:02,127
Oh, Scooby Snacks, hee-hee-hee-hee!
Scooby Dooby D00!

1026
00:49:02,152 --> 00:49:04,616
That was brilliant.
APPLAUSE

1027
00:49:04,641 --> 00:49:06,946
Very good.
Whoo!

1028
00:49:08,282 --> 00:49:10,366
Well done, well done.

1029
00:49:11,952 --> 00:49:13,767
Genuinely,

1030
00:49:13,792 --> 00:49:17,257
this is the best night of my life.
And as Take That would say,

1031
00:49:17,282 --> 00:49:19,457
this is the "greatest day"
of my life.

1032
00:49:19,482 --> 00:49:23,337
Let's do it.
Starting off with Gary Barlow.

1033
00:49:23,362 --> 00:49:25,767
HE DRAWLS: Hey, all right?

1034
00:49:25,792 --> 00:49:28,647
LAUGHTER,
MUSIC STARTS

1035
00:49:28,672 --> 00:49:31,257
# Today, this could be

1036
00:49:31,282 --> 00:49:34,767
# The greatest day of our lives

1037
00:49:36,002 --> 00:49:38,337
AS MARK OWEN: # Stay close to me

1038
00:49:40,922 --> 00:49:43,007
# Stay close to me

1039
00:49:44,641 --> 00:49:45,897
#Oh

1040
00:49:45,922 --> 00:49:48,736
AS GARY BARLOW: # The greatest

1041
00:49:48,761 --> 00:49:52,007
# Day of our

1042
00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:56,377
# Lives! #

1043
00:49:56,402 --> 00:49:58,337
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

1044
00:49:58,362 --> 00:50:03,977
# We will go
From this day on

1045
00:50:04,002 --> 00:50:07,486
# Take this world
And make it ours... #

1046
00:50:07,511 --> 00:50:09,177
Very good. Well done, Ben.

1047
00:50:09,202 --> 00:50:12,287
# You and I

1048
00:50:12,312 --> 00:50:14,816
# All life long

1049
00:50:14,841 --> 00:50:17,127
# We'll take this world

1050
00:50:17,152 --> 00:50:19,337
# From this day on... #

1051
00:50:19,362 --> 00:50:21,057
Oh, well done, Ben.

1052
00:50:21,082 --> 00:50:22,927
Thank you.
David, what did you think?

1053
00:50:22,952 --> 00:50:24,816
It doesn't matter what we think,

1054
00:50:24,841 --> 00:50:28,127
because you can hear
how funny Ben is.

1055
00:50:28,152 --> 00:50:30,736
CHEERING

1056
00:50:30,761 --> 00:50:32,337
Whoo!

1057
00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:34,897
You know, talk about storming it,
that was incredible,

1058
00:50:34,922 --> 00:50:36,847
it was like a hurricane of comedy.

1059
00:50:38,491 --> 00:50:41,237
I take my hat off to you, Ben.
You're a real talent.

1060
00:50:41,262 --> 00:50:42,747
Thank you so much.

1061
00:50:42,772 --> 00:50:45,077
You're so quick.
I don't know how you do it.

1062
00:50:45,102 --> 00:50:48,107
It just worked perfectly
and it's an absolute pleasure

1063
00:50:48,132 --> 00:50:50,267
and an hon our to have you
on the show, to be honest.

1064
00:50:50,292 --> 00:50:51,907
It was brilliant, well done.

1065
00:50:55,182 --> 00:50:58,546
A lot of people take a long time to
get to the joke or get to the point,

1066
00:50:58,571 --> 00:51:01,546
and you made sure that it landed
and it was fast-paced,

1067
00:51:01,571 --> 00:51:03,517
and it kept us engaged
and entertained

1068
00:51:03,542 --> 00:51:05,957
and laughing the whole way,
so it was a brilliant audition.

1069
00:51:05,982 --> 00:51:08,267
Thank you very much, thank you.
Well done.

1070
00:51:08,292 --> 00:51:10,596
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

1071
00:51:10,621 --> 00:51:12,466
I didn't like the beginning
of the audition,

1072
00:51:12,491 --> 00:51:14,357
and then when you got to
the second half,

1073
00:51:14,382 --> 00:51:16,187
then I got it, and I thought,

1074
00:51:16,212 --> 00:51:18,387
"Yeah, this is a really,
really good audition."

1075
00:51:18,412 --> 00:51:21,716
And you know what,
I really felt your emotion

1076
00:51:21,741 --> 00:51:24,997
when you told us about the 20 years
and what this means to you,

1077
00:51:25,022 --> 00:51:26,627
it was very sincere,

1078
00:51:26,652 --> 00:51:31,716
and I felt a real energy
from the audience behind me,

1079
00:51:31,741 --> 00:51:34,596
that they were supporting you,
liked you,

1080
00:51:34,621 --> 00:51:36,596
wanted you to do well.

1081
00:51:36,621 --> 00:51:39,357
So it was a really,
really good audition.

1082
00:51:42,902 --> 00:51:44,997
I will kick this off
with a very easy yes.

1083
00:51:46,571 --> 00:51:48,877
You deserve this.
It's a yes from me.

1084
00:51:48,902 --> 00:51:50,357
Thank you.

1085
00:51:50,382 --> 00:51:51,676
It's a yes from me.

1086
00:51:53,292 --> 00:51:55,437
You've got three yeses.

1087
00:51:55,462 --> 00:51:57,027
However...

1088
00:51:58,412 --> 00:52:02,077
...now you have four yeses
on Britain's Got Talent.

1089
00:52:02,102 --> 00:52:03,877
Thank you.

1090
00:52:03,902 --> 00:52:05,357
Well done.

1091
00:52:05,382 --> 00:52:06,637
Thank you.

1092
00:52:06,662 --> 00:52:09,357
# From this day on

1093
00:52:09,382 --> 00:52:11,637
# Take this world

1094
00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:14,796
# And make it ours

1095
00:52:14,821 --> 00:52:17,747
# You and I

1096
00:52:17,772 --> 00:52:20,107
# All life long

1097
00:52:20,132 --> 00:52:22,907
# We'll take this world

1098
00:52:22,932 --> 00:52:24,676
# From this day on. #

1099
00:52:24,701 --> 00:52:25,827
AMANDA: Really good.
Yeah.

1100
00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:27,187
Nice 9U)!-

1101
00:52:27,212 --> 00:52:29,387
Well done. I'm thrilled for you.
Thank you so much.

1102
00:52:29,412 --> 00:52:31,596
You deserved four yeses.
It means the world.

1103
00:52:31,621 --> 00:52:34,517
You'll be buzzing all the way home,
won't you? Oh, I will be.

1104
00:52:34,542 --> 00:52:36,466
So good.
I loved him.

1105
00:52:36,491 --> 00:52:38,596
Yeah.
I mean, hilarious.

1106
00:52:42,652 --> 00:52:44,475
ANT: It's competition time,
and here's another chance to win

1107
00:52:47,380 --> 00:52:49,355
# Ain't no mountain high enough

1108
00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:52,355
# No valley low enough

1109
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:53,914
# No river wide enough... #

1110
00:52:53,939 --> 00:52:57,445
It is wonderful how everyone's
coming on the show this year.

1111
00:52:57,470 --> 00:52:59,635
It's like there's an outpouring
of people

1112
00:52:59,660 --> 00:53:02,435
who just are feeling extra brave
cos of everything else.

1113
00:53:02,460 --> 00:53:03,605
Oh, incredible.

1114
00:53:06,710 --> 00:53:08,475
We are The Front line Singers.

1115
00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:11,914
We're made up of nurses,
teachers, paramedics.

1116
00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:15,635
The pandemic was the hardest time
in my career.

1117
00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:20,195
How much hope has it give us, this,
and how much of a distraction? Yeah.

1118
00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:23,685
Music's like therapy.
just coming and singing together,

1119
00:53:23,710 --> 00:53:25,685
it made me forget, almost.

1120
00:53:27,269 --> 00:53:28,994
How are you?
ALL: Great!

1121
00:53:29,019 --> 00:53:31,195
Nobody's called you, have they?
No, love, no!

1122
00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:33,835
How we feeling?
A mixture of emotions.

1123
00:53:33,860 --> 00:53:36,555
Absolutely.
Actually, the word is privileged.

1124
00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:39,475
Yeah.
Well, I think we're the privileged.

1125
00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:41,195
Listen, they're ready,
if you're ready.

1126
00:53:41,220 --> 00:53:42,475
Shall we do it?
Let's do it.

1127
00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:44,685
It's all yours.
The very best of luck.

1128
00:53:44,710 --> 00:53:46,445
Have fun out there. Enjoy.

1129
00:53:46,470 --> 00:53:49,475
APPLAUSE

1130
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:53,525
# Ain't no mountain high enough

1131
00:53:53,550 --> 00:53:56,244
# Ain't no river long enough

1132
00:53:56,269 --> 00:53:58,405
# To keep me from you. #

1133
00:54:00,430 --> 00:54:03,325
Hi, there. Who have we got here?

1134
00:54:03,350 --> 00:54:06,088
We are The Front line Singers.
Oh, my goodness.

1135
00:54:06,113 --> 00:54:07,987
So, what have we got,
nurses and paramedics?

1136
00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:10,157
Nurses, police officers,

1137
00:54:10,182 --> 00:54:13,157
paramedics, teachers, physios,

1138
00:54:13,182 --> 00:54:14,958
and some theatre performers

1139
00:54:14,983 --> 00:54:17,107
who got jobs on the front line
during the pandemic.

1140
00:54:17,132 --> 00:54:19,237
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

1141
00:54:23,703 --> 00:54:26,518
OK, so tell me
how it all came about.

1142
00:54:26,543 --> 00:54:28,878
My daughter, Gina,

1143
00:54:28,903 --> 00:54:31,037
and her partner, James,

1144
00:54:31,062 --> 00:54:33,398
they're musical theatre writers,

1145
00:54:33,423 --> 00:54:37,348
and they wanted to write a song
that would bring hope,

1146
00:54:37,373 --> 00:54:41,708
unity, just something positive
out of what we've been through.

1147
00:54:41,733 --> 00:54:44,157
It's fantastic that we can
be part of it, thank you.

1148
00:54:44,182 --> 00:54:46,068
Thank you.

1149
00:54:55,293 --> 00:54:58,188
MUSIC STARTS

1150
00:55:08,543 --> 00:55:11,468
# We never know

1151
00:55:11,493 --> 00:55:16,758
# What life will throw our way

1152
00:55:19,623 --> 00:55:24,107
# But if we stand
As one

1153
00:55:24,132 --> 00:55:28,157
# We'll get through each day

1154
00:55:28,182 --> 00:55:30,828
# In the dark, look tonight

1155
00:55:30,853 --> 00:55:34,068
# You will see a burning light

1156
00:55:34,093 --> 00:55:36,907
# It shines from the love

1157
00:55:36,932 --> 00:55:39,107
# In windows below

1158
00:55:39,132 --> 00:55:41,798
# Where every boy, every girl

1159
00:55:41,823 --> 00:55:44,438
# Living in this strange old world

1160
00:55:44,463 --> 00:55:50,237
# Will see the best that we can be

1161
00:55:50,262 --> 00:55:55,878
# And they will learn
From you and me

1162
00:55:55,903 --> 00:55:58,878
# In the dark, look tonight

1163
00:55:58,903 --> 00:56:01,398
# You will our see a burning light

1164
00:56:01,423 --> 00:56:04,828
# It shines from the love

1165
00:56:04,853 --> 00:56:07,037
# In windows below

1166
00:56:07,062 --> 00:56:10,107
# Where every boy, every girl

1167
00:56:10,132 --> 00:56:12,798
# Living in this strange old world

1168
00:56:12,823 --> 00:56:18,828
# Will see the best that we can be

1169
00:56:18,853 --> 00:56:22,548
# And they will learn
From you and me

1170
00:56:22,573 --> 00:56:25,268
# But through our pain
And lack of immunity

1171
00:56:25,293 --> 00:56:28,157
# We rediscovered
Our sense of community

1172
00:56:28,182 --> 00:56:30,678
# Out of the pivotal
Miracle of technology

1173
00:56:30,703 --> 00:56:33,268
# Connected now by new ideology

1174
00:56:33,293 --> 00:56:35,548
# We left behind
The polluting and commuting

1175
00:56:35,573 --> 00:56:39,107
# And we spent our time working out
Where we should really draw the line

1176
00:56:39,132 --> 00:56:40,958
# What's important and what's not

1177
00:56:40,983 --> 00:56:43,268
# And every day we live
Holding onto what we got

1178
00:56:43,293 --> 00:56:45,987
# In the dark, look tonight

1179
00:56:46,012 --> 00:56:48,828
# You will our see a burning light

1180
00:56:48,853 --> 00:56:51,878
# It shines from the love

1181
00:56:51,903 --> 00:56:54,438
# In windows below

1182
00:56:54,463 --> 00:56:56,958
# Where every boy, every girl

1183
00:56:56,983 --> 00:56:59,828
# Living in this strange old world

1184
00:56:59,853 --> 00:57:05,548
# Will see the best that we can be

1185
00:57:05,573 --> 00:57:10,798
# And they will learn from you

1186
00:57:10,823 --> 00:57:14,188
# Every boy, every girl

1187
00:57:14,213 --> 00:57:17,798
# Living in this strange old world

1188
00:57:17,823 --> 00:57:19,708
# Will see the best

1189
00:57:19,733 --> 00:57:24,798
# That we can be

1190
00:57:24,823 --> 00:57:27,708
# And they will learn

1191
00:57:27,733 --> 00:57:31,628
# From you

1192
00:57:31,653 --> 00:57:35,268
# And me. #

1193
00:57:39,983 --> 00:57:42,758
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

1194
00:57:44,493 --> 00:57:46,518
Wow.

1195
00:57:46,543 --> 00:57:48,438
<i>SONG: 'Fm You'</i>

1196
00:57:57,733 --> 00:58:03,798
# Tears stream down your face

1197
00:58:03,823 --> 00:58:10,708
# I promise you
I will learn from my mistakes

1198
00:58:10,733 --> 00:58:16,157
# Tears stream down your face

1199
00:58:16,182 --> 00:58:18,468
# <i>And I...</i> #

1200
00:58:25,182 --> 00:58:26,748
Oh, my goodness.

1201
00:58:26,773 --> 00:58:28,958
Well done. Alesha?

1202
00:58:28,983 --> 00:58:31,157
Oh, don't cry,
you're gonna set me off.

1203
00:58:31,182 --> 00:58:34,107
Sorry, sorry!
LAUGHTER

1204
00:58:34,132 --> 00:58:37,157
I found that really moving,
actually. I really did.

1205
00:58:37,182 --> 00:58:39,678
I hung onto every single word
that you sang.

1206
00:58:39,703 --> 00:58:41,878
It was so poignant, so lovely,

1207
00:58:41,903 --> 00:58:46,438
and we are in debt to you
for your services, yes, we are.

1208
00:58:46,463 --> 00:58:50,068
And, yeah, it was very touching.
Thank you so much.

1209
00:58:50,093 --> 00:58:53,037
APPLAUSE

1210
00:58:55,543 --> 00:58:59,518
Yes, I mean, it was just
the perfect marriage

1211
00:58:59,543 --> 00:59:02,157
between incredible things
you've done for us all

1212
00:59:02,182 --> 00:59:05,268
and this wonderful song.

1213
00:59:05,293 --> 00:59:08,518
It was just an amazing moment.

1214
00:59:13,703 --> 00:59:16,438
It's just wonderful that we can
be part of it all, really,

1215
00:59:16,463 --> 00:59:20,628
and that you get this moment,
cos it was tremendous.

1216
00:59:20,653 --> 00:59:22,037
Thank you very much.

1217
00:59:22,062 --> 00:59:23,548
Thank you.

1218
00:59:26,012 --> 00:59:29,208
What we've gone through,
the last two years, it's surreal.

1219
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:33,368
And then out of it
comes moments like this.

1220
00:59:34,513 --> 00:59:37,538
It gives us a chance
to say thank you to all of you,

1221
00:59:37,563 --> 00:59:41,288
because it's people like yourselves
who protected, you know, all of us.

1222
00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:45,127
We have good times ahead, I think.

1223
00:59:45,152 --> 00:59:48,768
Well, you know what happens next.
David?

1224
00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:50,208
I'm saying yes.

1225
00:59:50,233 --> 00:59:52,898
Alesha?
I'm saying yes.

1226
00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:55,057
Oh, yes, obviously, yes.

1227
00:59:55,082 --> 00:59:56,927
And now you've got four yeses.

1228
00:59:56,952 --> 00:59:59,088
Congratulations.
CHEERING

1229
00:59:59,113 --> 01:00:03,818
# Tears stream down your face

1230
01:00:03,843 --> 01:00:08,618
# I promise you
I will learn from my mistakes... #

1231
01:00:11,843 --> 01:00:13,257
# Tears stream... #

1232
01:00:13,282 --> 01:00:14,978
SIMON: Well done.

1233
01:00:15,003 --> 01:00:17,127
# Down your face

1234
01:00:17,152 --> 01:00:19,618
# <i>And I...</i> #

1235
01:00:23,753 --> 01:00:25,418
They did so well.

1236
01:00:25,443 --> 01:00:30,288
Hey, that was
such a special performance.

1237
01:00:30,313 --> 01:00:32,898
Honestly, it was emotional,
it was moving.

1238
01:00:32,923 --> 01:00:35,057
Today was a good day.

1239
01:00:35,082 --> 01:00:36,698
HE SOBS

1240
01:00:36,723 --> 01:00:38,848
ANT: Thank you. Thanks again.

1241
01:00:38,873 --> 01:00:42,728
# And I will try

1242
01:00:42,753 --> 01:00:45,177
# To fix you. #

1243
01:00:47,593 --> 01:00:50,368
JAUNTY MUSIC

1244
01:00:53,233 --> 01:00:55,618
Don't try that at home!
Get off!

1245
01:00:55,643 --> 01:00:57,848
Argh!
BUZZER

1246
01:00:59,233 --> 01:01:02,088
It was just like being
at the most incredible party.

1247
01:01:03,952 --> 01:01:05,057
David's gonna love this!

1248
01:01:07,873 --> 01:01:09,978
AMANDA LAUGHS

1249
01:01:11,673 --> 01:01:14,368
SIMON: That's how you do it.

1250
01:01:14,393 --> 01:01:16,368
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