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(CRUMBLING)

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(LAUGHING)

3
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Good evening, everyone.

4
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I am Max the Magnificent,

5
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and tonight,
you'll be truly astounded.

6
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Here you see two ordinary,
unattached rings.

7
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Yes? But watch.

8
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(EXCLAIMS)

9
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(SIGHS)

10
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And now I will magically
unattach them.

11
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(CRASHING)

12
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I must have forgot
to say the magic words.

13
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From the light of Earth,
the dark descends,

14
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should they return,
that all depends.

15
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Who is this mortal
that dare utter those words?

16
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And now for my next trick,
I need an ordinary, empty

17
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hat.

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(MAX EXCLAIMS)

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Bravo.

20
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(SPIRITS WHISPERING)

21
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I am coming, my children.

22
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And now I shall make
this celery disappear.

23
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From the light of Earth,
the dark descends,

24
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should they return,
that all depends.

25
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Those cursed words again!

26
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(MUNCHING)

27
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Listen, pest-head.

28
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Told you not
to use my camera.

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(MAX EXCLAIMS)

30
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(COLIN LAUGHS)

31
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Ow!

32
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I meant to do that.

33
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What a clumsy dork.

34
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You're such a dope.

35
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I'd saw you in half,
but then I'd have
two dopey brothers.

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MAX: From the light of Earth,
the dark descends,

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should they return,
that all depends:

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Wait until YouTube
gets a load of this.

39
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No.

40
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Mom!

41
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Where's my other magic cape?
This one got torn.

42
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If it's a magic cape,
then why doesn't it
fly up here?

43
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If that's a brain in there,
then why doesn't it work?

44
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What?

45
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Mom? Where's my
other magic cape?
You know, the good one?

46
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Yes, I heard you.
It's downstairs
in the dryer.

47
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Put the finishing touches
on your magic trunk,
O Max the Magnificent.

48
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What happened to
Max the Greatest?

49
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Let's start with Magnificent
and work our way up, okay?

50
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Thanks, Mom.

51
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Hey, Buster.
Come here, Buster.

52
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Come on, Buster. Sit. Sit.

53
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Lie down. Roll over?

54
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Speak?

55
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Please?

56
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You wanna go outside?

57
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Yeah. You know that one,
don't you?

58
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Why doesn't he use
the doggie door?
It's right there.

59
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I'm working on it.

60
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Max. I just put up
a new net.

61
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Colin and I are gonna
shoot some hoops,
then we're gonna go for a run.

62
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You should join us, buddy.

63
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The only time noodle-leg runs
is when I'm chasing him.

64
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Hey. I can't risk
a leg injury.

65
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There's a dance after
the Halloween Talent Show,

66
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and I don't wanna disappoint
all the lucky girls who begged
me for a shot.

67
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No girls talk to you.

68
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Hey. Yesterday,
I asked a girl to go
to the dance with me,

69
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and she said no.

70
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I call that talking.

71
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Look. I know you're
not great at basketball
or any sports.

72
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But maybe you should
get out there and pump
up a couple of shots.

73
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Practice.

74
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After dinner, Dad,
I'm gonna practice
my magic a little more,

75
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because I want my act
to be the best in the show.

76
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L'll tell you about magic.
You know the best magic
there is?

77
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Colin remembering to flush.

78
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Okay. It's somebody
sawing someone in half.

79
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Yeah, anybody can
saw someone in half.

80
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Yeah. But you have to
put them back together again.

81
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Magic.

82
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Real magic is passing the
three-mile mark, and you're
hardly breathing heavy.

83
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Magic's catching a tight
spiral pass on your
fingertips for a TD

84
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or scoring a three-point
shot right at the buzzer
to win the big game.

85
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Pure magic.

86
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So, you know, sports.
That's what I'm getting at.

87
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You should get out there
and mix it up with the guys.

88
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Dad? If I hurt
this magic wand hand,

89
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it'll be a disappointing
blow to all my fans.

90
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So, it's not for me.

91
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I owe it to them
to not shoot baskets,

92
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or run or jump or lift
or crunch or curl or...

93
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So, anything that doesn't
have to do with those,
l'll be glad to do.

94
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Okay, well, if you
change your mind, buddy.

95
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Come here, Buster.

96
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So, cape's in the dryer?

97
00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:04,022
That's where it's at.

98
00:08:04,097 --> 00:08:07,396
Honey, would you change out
of your good shirt for me?

99
00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:09,935
Don't we wanna
keep that one nice?

100
00:08:11,938 --> 00:08:14,270
Or I could just iron it again.

101
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So, I'm gonna head
there right now.

102
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Sweetie, could you take all
the clothes out of the dryer,
not just your cape?

103
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Okay. Come on, Buster.

104
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(SPIRITS WHISPERING)

105
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(SPIRIT SHUSHING)

106
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You know, I should've said,

107
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"Anyone could throw,
shoot and make baskets,

108
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"but not everyone
can do magic."

109
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(WHISPERING)

110
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(WHIMPERING)

111
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Hey. What you got there, boy?

112
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What you got here?

113
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Last week, it was those
cool magic words,

114
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you know,
"From the light of Earth,
the dark descends"?

115
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Dog spit.

116
00:09:02,488 --> 00:09:04,115
Don't you ever swallow?

117
00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:06,750
You're like Grandma
on Thanksgiving.

118
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Para... Paranormal?

119
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Don't

120
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scream.

121
00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:30,273
Okay. Okay.

122
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Am I a man or a mouse?

123
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I do like cheese.

124
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

125
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No, no, no.

126
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No, no, no. No!

127
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(WHIMPERS)

128
00:10:01,881 --> 00:10:03,348
(SCREAMING)

129
00:10:08,888 --> 00:10:12,915
Me. Just me. Okay.

130
00:10:22,435 --> 00:10:24,164
(EXCLAIMING)

131
00:10:25,238 --> 00:10:28,935
Here! Here, don't hurt me!
Here! Take my dog!
Take my dog!

132
00:10:29,008 --> 00:10:31,374
You can take him.

133
00:10:37,483 --> 00:10:41,749
Pants. Shirts. Underwear?

134
00:10:41,821 --> 00:10:44,187
There's nothing
to be afraid of.

135
00:10:44,891 --> 00:10:46,449
(SPIRITS WHISPERING)

136
00:10:48,594 --> 00:10:51,961
Has to be mice.
Has to be mice.

137
00:10:52,699 --> 00:10:55,725
(WHISPERING CONTINUES)

138
00:10:57,570 --> 00:10:59,401
(SCRATCHING)

139
00:11:01,774 --> 00:11:02,763
(SCRATCHES)

140
00:11:02,842 --> 00:11:03,831
(EXCLAIMS)

141
00:11:05,211 --> 00:11:07,805
Mom? Dad?

142
00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:12,146
We have mice with
really big hands!

143
00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:13,651
(SCREAMING)

144
00:11:16,289 --> 00:11:17,415
(COLIN GRUNTS)

145
00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:18,514
(MAX SCREAMS)

146
00:11:18,591 --> 00:11:23,324
Colin, knock it off.
It's your brother.

147
00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:25,660
That's twice
as horrible.

148
00:11:27,433 --> 00:11:29,833
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

149
00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:33,238
(SPIRITS WHISPERING)

150
00:12:05,538 --> 00:12:07,597
(SCREAMING)

151
00:12:07,673 --> 00:12:10,301
I am angered.

152
00:12:11,344 --> 00:12:14,871
Mr. And Mrs. Roland have
been banished for eternity.

153
00:12:14,947 --> 00:12:19,646
But their children,
Nicky and Tara,
are still out there.

154
00:12:19,719 --> 00:12:23,086
If they have knowledge of the
chant, the expulsion spell,

155
00:12:23,156 --> 00:12:27,286
and if they find the
Cast Away Ring, whose stone
has the light of three suns,

156
00:12:27,393 --> 00:12:30,419
they could banish us
to the depths of the Earth.

157
00:12:30,496 --> 00:12:31,485
(ALL MOANING)

158
00:12:31,564 --> 00:12:33,555
My children, please.

159
00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:38,468
I realize you are in eternal
pain, but just try, please,
to walk it off.

160
00:12:39,605 --> 00:12:45,544
Now, there is a magician,
Max the Magnificent.

161
00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:49,411
You should see his ring trick.
It's really something
to behold.

162
00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:54,647
He lives in this house and
he has knowledge of the chant.

163
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,587
Have Tara and Nicky
confided in him?

164
00:12:57,657 --> 00:13:00,251
Are they working together?

165
00:13:00,326 --> 00:13:05,127
I must destroy
Tara and Nicky.

166
00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:08,233
(ALL MOANING)

167
00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:09,992
(SIGHS)

168
00:13:10,069 --> 00:13:11,696
What, Frank?

169
00:13:11,771 --> 00:13:13,068
Question?

170
00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:16,331
(SPIRITS LAUGHING)

171
00:13:20,813 --> 00:13:23,077
There are no questions.

172
00:13:23,149 --> 00:13:24,343
Sorry!

173
00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:26,816
Follow me!

174
00:13:29,088 --> 00:13:30,715
(ALL MOANING)

175
00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:34,089
Please try to keep up
and stop moaning.

176
00:13:40,199 --> 00:13:44,067
Five days from now,
on Halloween night,

177
00:13:44,137 --> 00:13:46,605
when I have
my full powers,

178
00:13:46,672 --> 00:13:49,732
this wall will come down,

179
00:13:49,809 --> 00:13:51,902
and we will be free.

180
00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:53,570
Free.

181
00:13:53,646 --> 00:13:58,982
And if Max the Magnificent
dares to stand in our way,

182
00:13:59,051 --> 00:14:02,452
then he too
will be destroyed.

183
00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:03,882
(LAUGHING)

184
00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:06,684
(FRANK LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

185
00:14:06,759 --> 00:14:08,283
Please, Frank.

186
00:14:10,163 --> 00:14:11,391
Sorry.

187
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:19,436
Tara? Nicky?

188
00:14:19,505 --> 00:14:22,030
I will find you.

189
00:14:25,111 --> 00:14:26,578
(SCRATCHING)

190
00:14:27,647 --> 00:14:29,774
(PHEARS LAUGHING)

191
00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:33,416
NICKY: Oh, man.

192
00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:39,283
Nicky, why is it so cold?

193
00:14:39,358 --> 00:14:41,417
It wasn't cold when
we left the house.

194
00:14:44,096 --> 00:14:46,121
And it's Halloween.

195
00:14:46,199 --> 00:14:49,032
What happened to
the Fourth of July?

196
00:14:49,101 --> 00:14:50,966
You sure we're in Plover?

197
00:14:51,037 --> 00:14:53,801
Of course.
I recognize everything.

198
00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:58,401
And then again,
I feel so different.

199
00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:06,908
Hey, excuse me!
Can you help us?
Hey! Excuse me.

200
00:15:09,088 --> 00:15:11,579
That was rude.

201
00:15:11,657 --> 00:15:14,251
Hey! My sister Tara
was talking to you!

202
00:15:18,064 --> 00:15:19,292
(ENGINE STARTING)

203
00:15:20,299 --> 00:15:22,733
Oh, look, Ms. Wright!
Ms. Wright!

204
00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:23,928
Ms. Wright!

205
00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,902
Ms. Wright! Ms. Wright!
Over here!

206
00:15:26,973 --> 00:15:28,133
No!

207
00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:29,296
(TARA SCREAMS)

208
00:15:31,811 --> 00:15:33,073
Did you see what
just happened to us?

209
00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:34,237
Uh-huh.

210
00:15:34,313 --> 00:15:38,977
Stuff like this only
happens in movies and TV to...

211
00:15:40,886 --> 00:15:42,376
To ghosts!

212
00:15:42,455 --> 00:15:43,444
(SCREAMING)

213
00:15:47,026 --> 00:15:50,689
We can't be ghosts.
We are not ghosts.

214
00:15:50,763 --> 00:15:54,927
No one can hear us.
And a car just drove
through us.

215
00:15:56,135 --> 00:15:57,193
No!

216
00:16:02,675 --> 00:16:03,699
Ghost!

217
00:16:03,776 --> 00:16:04,800
Ghost!

218
00:16:04,877 --> 00:16:06,344
BOTH: Ghost!

219
00:16:06,545 --> 00:16:08,206
(BOTH SCREAMING)

220
00:16:08,981 --> 00:16:10,141
NICKY: I can't see you!

221
00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:11,774
TARA: I can't see you!

222
00:16:11,851 --> 00:16:13,216
(BOTH SCREAMING)

223
00:16:16,155 --> 00:16:20,615
Hey, guys? I'm making
a shopping list.
Where's the celery?

224
00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:24,220
It's the fourth bunch
this week.
Last week it was carrots.

225
00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:27,391
Why don't you ask Max,
the Munching Magician?

226
00:16:27,466 --> 00:16:28,455
(CHUCKLES)

227
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:30,262
It just disappear?

228
00:16:30,636 --> 00:16:34,072
Well, I am magic.
Things just happen.

229
00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:40,502
Speaking of weird things,
anybody hear mice scratching
on the walls?

230
00:16:40,579 --> 00:16:43,480
They aren't mice.
That's what I was
trying to tell you.

231
00:16:43,549 --> 00:16:45,881
A hand came through
the basement wall.

232
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,914
(GIGGLES)

233
00:16:49,422 --> 00:16:51,652
Look, mice don't
have hands.

234
00:16:52,692 --> 00:16:54,489
Well, then the wall
has hands.

235
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,824
Colin, does that
make any sense?

236
00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:59,660
All right. After school,
l'll go down there
and check it out.

237
00:16:59,732 --> 00:17:03,327
You? You're afraid
of any weird sound.

238
00:17:03,402 --> 00:17:06,838
The next weird sound
you're gonna hear,
me ripping your ear off.

239
00:17:06,906 --> 00:17:07,930
(IMITATES RIPPING)

240
00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:12,000
Okay. No more ripping
ear sounds at the table.

241
00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:15,639
Honey, move your backpack
before somebody trips over it.

242
00:17:19,118 --> 00:17:21,109
From the light of Earth,
the dark descends,

243
00:17:21,187 --> 00:17:23,917
should they return,
that all depends.

244
00:17:23,989 --> 00:17:26,651
You've said that about
a thousand times.
Where'd you get it?

245
00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:29,024
I read it on something
Buster found.

246
00:17:29,095 --> 00:17:32,826
I figured it's some sort
of awesome magic chant.

247
00:17:32,898 --> 00:17:34,490
But there is more.

248
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,296
From the light of Earth,
the dark descends,

249
00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:39,202
should they return,
that all depends when hands.

250
00:17:39,271 --> 00:17:41,899
When hands? That's it?

251
00:17:41,974 --> 00:17:44,238
Well, that's all Buster found.

252
00:17:46,145 --> 00:17:47,203
Dork.

253
00:17:47,279 --> 00:17:49,645
Buster is not a dork.

254
00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:51,410
No, I think he meant
you're the dork.

255
00:17:52,351 --> 00:17:53,443
Hey.

256
00:17:53,552 --> 00:17:56,385
He said it, I didn't.
Get your bag.

257
00:17:58,691 --> 00:18:00,750
MAX: From the light of Earth,
the dark descends,

258
00:18:00,826 --> 00:18:02,794
should they return,
that all depends.

259
00:18:04,397 --> 00:18:06,058
Yeah, I did it!

260
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:10,426
It's full of books.
Okay, it's top-heavy,
you dweeb.

261
00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:12,562
That's the reason
why it fell.

262
00:18:12,638 --> 00:18:15,835
Max, pick your bag
up with your hands.

263
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,148
Hey, Dad.
Hey, Max.

264
00:18:23,215 --> 00:18:25,683
Colin, big guy.
Dad.

265
00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:27,981
I see you're in a cape.
Again.

266
00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:31,250
Yep. Breaking it in
for the talent show.

267
00:18:31,323 --> 00:18:33,621
But how long does it take you
to break something in?

268
00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:37,753
I mean, you've been flapping
around in that thing for over
a week.

269
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:41,357
It's not like when Colin
got his new football helmet
on his head.

270
00:18:41,434 --> 00:18:43,493
Now, that's something
worth breaking in.

271
00:18:43,569 --> 00:18:46,003
The helmet
or his head?

272
00:18:46,071 --> 00:18:50,599
You know, it's not just
a talent show Halloween night.
There's also a dance.

273
00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:53,804
You're on the committee.
I volunteered you.

274
00:18:53,879 --> 00:18:57,645
Cha-cha? Come on.
Get it. Get it.

275
00:18:57,716 --> 00:19:00,116
This has to be
child abuse.

276
00:19:00,186 --> 00:19:02,677
I'd rather eat
my own underwear.

277
00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:04,552
You know how,
with the snake...

278
00:19:04,623 --> 00:19:07,183
Okay. I'm gonna go
take a shower.

279
00:19:07,259 --> 00:19:10,126
And then, I'm gonna take my
athletic son to the doctor

280
00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:12,562
to check out the ankle he
tweaked running yesterday.

281
00:19:12,631 --> 00:19:14,292
Gotta be in shape
for football practice.

282
00:19:14,366 --> 00:19:16,459
Right on, dude?
Got you.

283
00:19:18,504 --> 00:19:20,665
Okay, Colin,
go get dressed.

284
00:19:26,645 --> 00:19:28,340
He isn't limping.

285
00:19:29,181 --> 00:19:30,580
BOTH: Hmm.

286
00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:32,310
(GIGGLES)

287
00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:39,723
Oh, glory, glory, glory.

288
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:40,952
(HONKING)

289
00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:43,119
Does anybody
hear that?

290
00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:46,790
Yeah, it's the bus.
Hurry up, babe,
you're gonna be late.

291
00:19:53,072 --> 00:19:55,370
HARRIETT: Max!
Don't forget your jacket!

292
00:20:02,314 --> 00:20:04,441
Don't forget
your backpack!

293
00:20:12,992 --> 00:20:14,983
COLIN: Don't forget
your pants!

294
00:20:16,028 --> 00:20:17,461
Hey!

295
00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:19,020
COLIN: What a bozo.

296
00:20:38,717 --> 00:20:41,880
How is the great magician,
Max-o the Lame-o?

297
00:20:41,954 --> 00:20:45,651
Oh, Billy. What a treat.

298
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:47,658
Thought you didn't
take the bus.

299
00:20:47,726 --> 00:20:49,023
We moved.

300
00:20:50,162 --> 00:20:51,789
Great.

301
00:20:51,864 --> 00:20:55,265
So now I can get beat up
on the way to school
instead of during school.

302
00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:57,063
It'll save me healing time.

303
00:20:57,136 --> 00:21:02,938
You know, I think
l'll beat you up going
to and during school.

304
00:21:03,008 --> 00:21:05,909
Thanks.
You're so welcome.

305
00:21:05,978 --> 00:21:09,175
Well, being threatened
sure gives me an appetite.

306
00:21:10,115 --> 00:21:11,548
I do magic.

307
00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:15,511
Now you see it.

308
00:21:17,590 --> 00:21:19,148
Now you don't.

309
00:21:20,559 --> 00:21:21,924
(ALL LAUGHING)

310
00:21:23,228 --> 00:21:26,197
That's it. I've had
enough of your bullying!

311
00:21:26,265 --> 00:21:28,233
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

312
00:21:31,937 --> 00:21:33,632
What did you say?

313
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:36,968
Can't get enough
of your bullying?

314
00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:51,778
(SCREAMS)

315
00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:53,221
(ALL LAUGHING)

316
00:21:55,327 --> 00:21:57,955
I was just kidding.

317
00:21:58,030 --> 00:22:01,693
I thought our history teacher
was trying to hitch a ride,
you know?

318
00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:04,099
Yeah? Yeah?

319
00:22:07,806 --> 00:22:09,137
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

320
00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:35,964
So, Traci, are you serious
about your parents
grounding you?

321
00:22:36,035 --> 00:22:37,195
I guess.

322
00:22:37,269 --> 00:22:40,602
I mean, I can't believe
I got a D in yesterday's
science test.

323
00:22:40,673 --> 00:22:44,473
I studied in between texting
until midnight the day before.

324
00:22:45,144 --> 00:22:46,338
Oh, my gosh.

325
00:22:46,412 --> 00:22:49,711
No way!
H2O stands for water?

326
00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:52,273
I thought it meant
"Hi to All of You."

327
00:22:52,351 --> 00:22:55,377
Maybe you spend
too much time texting.

328
00:22:55,454 --> 00:22:57,945
Seriously, why would
you say that?

329
00:23:06,999 --> 00:23:08,227
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

330
00:23:34,426 --> 00:23:36,087
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

331
00:23:53,145 --> 00:23:56,808
And now, let's see if I can
get my lovely assistant

332
00:23:56,882 --> 00:23:59,749
to step back into
my magic trunk.

333
00:24:13,532 --> 00:24:15,500
From the light of Earth,
the dark descends,

334
00:24:15,567 --> 00:24:18,468
should they return,
that all depends.

335
00:24:20,739 --> 00:24:22,798
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

336
00:24:24,710 --> 00:24:26,541
From the light of Earth,
the dark descends,

337
00:24:26,612 --> 00:24:29,638
should they return,
that all depends.

338
00:24:49,701 --> 00:24:52,693
Hey, Traci. You know,
I was wondering,

339
00:24:52,771 --> 00:24:56,263
how would you like to be
the assistant in my magic...

340
00:25:05,350 --> 00:25:08,444
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I'm sorry. Excuse me.

341
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,216
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me.

342
00:25:20,465 --> 00:25:22,695
(PANTING) Hey, Traci!

343
00:25:22,768 --> 00:25:23,757
Yeah?

344
00:25:24,369 --> 00:25:25,859
Hey.

345
00:25:25,938 --> 00:25:28,964
I was wondering if you...

346
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,133
What?

347
00:25:30,209 --> 00:25:32,734
I was...
See you later, Max.

348
00:25:32,811 --> 00:25:35,302
Wait! Wait, wait! Wait!

349
00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:36,779
TRACl: Hey, guys.

350
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,651
Were you gonna
talk to Traci?

351
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,348
It's my right as
an American citizen.

352
00:25:45,257 --> 00:25:46,952
I hereby waive
all my rights.

353
00:25:47,025 --> 00:25:49,391
Man, I'd mop
the floor with you,

354
00:25:49,461 --> 00:25:51,895
but I think this will
do you more damage.

355
00:25:52,397 --> 00:25:55,059
She's not gonna talk to you
after she sees this, loser.

356
00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:58,068
Hey, Traci! Come see
the king of the losers.

357
00:26:02,608 --> 00:26:03,734
Max?

358
00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:06,272
Present.

359
00:26:09,481 --> 00:26:10,573
(NICKY EXCLAIMS)

360
00:26:10,649 --> 00:26:11,673
(TARA CHUCKLES)

361
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:14,241
I see you!
I can see you!

362
00:26:14,319 --> 00:26:15,911
Where'd we go?

363
00:26:17,089 --> 00:26:18,181
We're home!

364
00:26:18,257 --> 00:26:19,383
Our house!

365
00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:20,652
(TARA LAUGHING)

366
00:26:22,828 --> 00:26:25,626
Mom and Dad will know
what's happening.

367
00:26:26,965 --> 00:26:28,364
Or will they?

368
00:26:28,834 --> 00:26:31,769
No one can see
or hear us.

369
00:26:32,571 --> 00:26:34,198
We're ghosts.

370
00:26:34,273 --> 00:26:36,571
This is bad, Nicky,
really bad.

371
00:26:38,477 --> 00:26:39,569
Well...

372
00:26:42,281 --> 00:26:43,976
Look on the bright side.

373
00:26:44,816 --> 00:26:47,444
We were never able
to do this before.

374
00:26:47,552 --> 00:26:48,849
(NICKY SHRIEKING)

375
00:26:52,024 --> 00:26:53,218
Nicky!

376
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,518
And here's something
else I found out.

377
00:26:56,595 --> 00:27:00,190
If you concentrate
kind of hard,
you can use your hands.

378
00:27:00,399 --> 00:27:01,627
(EXCLAIMS)

379
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:04,999
That's weird.
My hat just fell off.

380
00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:08,597
Don't bother people.
She didn't do anything to you.

381
00:27:08,674 --> 00:27:09,971
Tara!

382
00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:12,840
Concentrate! Go for it.

383
00:27:20,185 --> 00:27:22,176
(BOTH LAUGHING)

384
00:27:24,856 --> 00:27:26,380
I didn't know
you were bald.

385
00:27:26,458 --> 00:27:29,859
Well, I paid a lot of money
for you not to know that.

386
00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:38,425
Now see what you did?
You ruined this guy's
whole night.

387
00:27:38,503 --> 00:27:41,097
Me? You're the one
who told me to do it.

388
00:27:41,173 --> 00:27:44,540
Now, stop having fun.
This is serious.

389
00:27:44,609 --> 00:27:46,509
Yes, sir, Mom.

390
00:27:50,315 --> 00:27:53,751
If Mom and Dad can't see us,
I don't know what we're
gonna do.

391
00:27:57,389 --> 00:27:59,152
D-O-Y-L-E.

392
00:27:59,224 --> 00:28:01,692
Our name isn't Doyle.
It's Roland.

393
00:28:02,627 --> 00:28:04,618
Well, this is our
house, isn't it?

394
00:28:04,696 --> 00:28:06,527
It's our address.

395
00:28:06,598 --> 00:28:08,589
That's our tree.

396
00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:12,159
This is really scaring me.
Daddy, Mommy!

397
00:28:23,081 --> 00:28:24,776
This could be
a good game.

398
00:28:24,850 --> 00:28:26,579
Okay.

399
00:28:29,554 --> 00:28:31,078
Who are they?

400
00:28:31,156 --> 00:28:33,784
Where's our furniture?

401
00:28:33,859 --> 00:28:35,349
Mom, Dad!

402
00:28:37,429 --> 00:28:39,727
TARA: Mommy! Daddy!
Where are you?

403
00:28:39,798 --> 00:28:41,356
NICKY: Mom! Dad!

404
00:28:41,433 --> 00:28:43,560
TARA: Daddy, come out! Mama!
NICKY: Dad!

405
00:28:45,370 --> 00:28:47,167
I am freaking out.

406
00:28:47,239 --> 00:28:49,139
Let's nail these guys.

407
00:28:50,475 --> 00:28:52,875
(COMMENTATOR CHATTERING ON TV)

408
00:28:54,413 --> 00:28:56,540
Who are you?

409
00:28:59,818 --> 00:29:00,978
(GRUNTING)

410
00:29:10,162 --> 00:29:14,064
(CHATTERING ON TV CONTINUES)

411
00:29:33,785 --> 00:29:36,879
Colin, use your hands.

412
00:29:38,156 --> 00:29:41,125
I usually do.
I must have fell.

413
00:29:42,294 --> 00:29:44,489
My face is salty.

414
00:29:44,563 --> 00:29:45,757
MAX: Dad?

415
00:29:46,598 --> 00:29:48,930
Hey, don't do that
again, doofus.

416
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,092
Do what?

417
00:29:50,168 --> 00:29:52,659
But you know what I mean.
The popcorn thing.

418
00:29:52,737 --> 00:29:56,833
Colin, isn't it weird to eat
something the size of your
own brain?

419
00:29:58,043 --> 00:30:01,274
Hey. We're trying
to watch the game.

420
00:30:01,346 --> 00:30:04,907
Dad, I forgot to ask,
what's paranormal?

421
00:30:04,983 --> 00:30:07,451
It's easy.
It's two normals.

422
00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:10,249
Okay, I'm betting
everything I've got
that that's not right.

423
00:30:10,322 --> 00:30:12,187
And you win.

424
00:30:12,257 --> 00:30:16,159
Paranormal is the study of
ghosts and ghostly matters.

425
00:30:16,228 --> 00:30:18,059
Some people have
a real talent for it.

426
00:30:18,130 --> 00:30:22,157
So if I studied Colin,
it would be the study
of para-not-normal?

427
00:30:24,102 --> 00:30:25,091
(SCREAMS)

428
00:30:26,438 --> 00:30:29,407
Come on, buddy.
I'm trying to watch the game.

429
00:30:30,976 --> 00:30:32,102
Dad?

430
00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:36,172
We're not alone.

431
00:30:36,248 --> 00:30:39,217
Of course we aren't.
Colin's right here.

432
00:30:40,785 --> 00:30:43,777
Yeah. I mean behind me.

433
00:30:47,192 --> 00:30:49,160
I don't see anyone.

434
00:30:52,397 --> 00:30:53,489
(EXCLAIMS)

435
00:30:56,701 --> 00:30:58,362
He sees us!

436
00:30:58,436 --> 00:30:59,869
You see us?

437
00:31:00,705 --> 00:31:01,933
Uh-huh.

438
00:31:02,774 --> 00:31:06,972
Okay, if you can hear us,
say weenie-weenie-weenie.

439
00:31:07,045 --> 00:31:08,910
Weenie-weenie-weenie.

440
00:31:10,515 --> 00:31:14,884
Yeah, right, that weenie
could bust your head open
with one hand.

441
00:31:14,953 --> 00:31:18,320
Where are our parents?

442
00:31:18,390 --> 00:31:21,052
Who are your parents?

443
00:31:21,126 --> 00:31:24,357
Buddy, they're your
grandpa and your grandma.

444
00:31:24,429 --> 00:31:25,828
Come on now.

445
00:31:27,532 --> 00:31:29,329
Why are you living here?

446
00:31:29,401 --> 00:31:31,369
Why are we living here?

447
00:31:32,904 --> 00:31:33,928
We got a good price.

448
00:31:34,005 --> 00:31:38,271
And the people who moved
out like eight months ago,
they just left.

449
00:31:38,343 --> 00:31:40,470
Touchdown Vikings!
Nice!

450
00:31:40,545 --> 00:31:42,570
Yes! Yes.

451
00:31:43,748 --> 00:31:46,512
It must have been you guys
I heard this morning at
the kitchen table,

452
00:31:46,585 --> 00:31:49,782
you know, saying
"Glory, oh, glory, glory."

453
00:31:50,789 --> 00:31:51,915
BOTH: Lulu!

454
00:31:52,324 --> 00:31:53,586
(TARA CHUCKLES)

455
00:31:56,027 --> 00:31:57,289
Halftime.
Bathroom break.

456
00:31:57,362 --> 00:31:58,454
I got downstairs.

457
00:31:58,530 --> 00:31:59,997
You had the closest
bathroom last time.

458
00:32:00,065 --> 00:32:01,589
Race you to
go downstairs.

459
00:32:06,538 --> 00:32:07,800
TARA: Lulu!

460
00:32:07,872 --> 00:32:12,434
Oh, glory, glory,
where have you kids been?

461
00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:16,207
I came back every day
to make breakfast,
hoping you'd be here.

462
00:32:16,281 --> 00:32:18,579
It's night though,
not breakfast time.

463
00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:21,676
Life's been a little
strange lately.

464
00:32:21,753 --> 00:32:23,220
TARA: This is Max.

465
00:32:23,288 --> 00:32:28,191
So far, he's the only one
who can see and hear us.

466
00:32:28,260 --> 00:32:32,094
Glory, glory.
So you can see us?

467
00:32:33,198 --> 00:32:35,325
Yeah. Lucky me.

468
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,265
Would you like some eggs?

469
00:32:37,335 --> 00:32:42,204
Sure. You probably
make them better than Mom,
even though you are dead.

470
00:32:45,744 --> 00:32:47,769
What happened to us?

471
00:32:47,879 --> 00:32:50,143
How long have we been gone?

472
00:32:50,215 --> 00:32:53,616
A year, maybe two.

473
00:32:55,253 --> 00:32:57,448
Where'd we go?

474
00:32:57,522 --> 00:33:00,423
I feel so weak.

475
00:33:00,492 --> 00:33:03,256
Maybe I should
start working out.

476
00:33:03,328 --> 00:33:06,593
This coming and going
takes a lot out of a person.

477
00:33:10,502 --> 00:33:13,699
Your parents.
They found the tunnel.

478
00:33:13,772 --> 00:33:15,831
They locked up
all the evil ghosts.

479
00:33:15,907 --> 00:33:20,503
But Phears, he plans
on letting them all
out on Halloween,

480
00:33:20,578 --> 00:33:22,443
when he's at his full power.

481
00:33:22,514 --> 00:33:24,414
You can't let him.

482
00:33:24,482 --> 00:33:27,280
But we don't know
anything about a tunnel.

483
00:33:27,352 --> 00:33:29,149
How do we get there?

484
00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:32,451
Only the living can go
into the tunnel and return.

485
00:33:32,524 --> 00:33:34,992
Only the living can help.

486
00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:36,891
"Only the living"?

487
00:33:36,961 --> 00:33:38,428
But we're ghosts.

488
00:33:38,496 --> 00:33:41,124
I don't wanna be a ghost.

489
00:33:41,199 --> 00:33:43,224
LULU: Can't hear you, honey.

490
00:33:43,301 --> 00:33:45,701
I'm fading again.

491
00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:49,934
Testing one, two,
three. Hello?

492
00:33:52,143 --> 00:33:53,804
Are you this guy Phears?

493
00:33:53,878 --> 00:33:54,970
No.

494
00:33:55,046 --> 00:33:57,241
You seen a tunnel?
No.

495
00:33:57,315 --> 00:33:59,340
And I don't know anything
about your parents.

496
00:33:59,417 --> 00:34:03,683
I already have two,
so I don't need anybody
else's driving me nuts.

497
00:34:03,755 --> 00:34:06,918
Was that your dad and brother
in the living room?

498
00:34:06,991 --> 00:34:08,390
Yeah. Why?

499
00:34:09,027 --> 00:34:11,359
I'm asking the questions.

500
00:34:11,429 --> 00:34:15,729
L'll show you what ghosts
can do if they don't get
the right answers.

501
00:34:21,973 --> 00:34:23,964
(TARA GIGGLING)

502
00:34:26,644 --> 00:34:27,633
Yes!

503
00:34:31,649 --> 00:34:33,776
Yes!
Yes! We did it!

504
00:34:33,852 --> 00:34:37,788
What are you guys doing?
And where's all our furniture?

505
00:34:43,428 --> 00:34:44,452
Uh-oh.

506
00:34:44,529 --> 00:34:46,053
That's my mom.

507
00:34:47,065 --> 00:34:50,466
Hey, everybody. I'm home.
Whoops, wrong house.

508
00:34:51,903 --> 00:34:53,200
(SIGHS)

509
00:34:54,305 --> 00:34:55,329
(DOOR CLOSING)

510
00:34:55,407 --> 00:34:59,844
Okay.
Confusing a confused mom,
that's got to be off-limits.

511
00:35:00,512 --> 00:35:01,604
No.

512
00:35:03,782 --> 00:35:06,080
From the light of Earth,
the dark descends,
should they return...

513
00:35:06,151 --> 00:35:07,914
Hey.

514
00:35:07,986 --> 00:35:09,954
I've heard that before.

515
00:35:10,021 --> 00:35:13,047
Yeah, well, the stupid chant's
gotta be good for something.

516
00:35:13,124 --> 00:35:15,024
Where's our mom and dad?

517
00:35:15,093 --> 00:35:17,561
MAX: I already told you,
I don't know!

518
00:35:17,629 --> 00:35:21,588
Anyway, l'll help you.
Just put everything
back the way it was.

519
00:35:24,869 --> 00:35:26,200
Please!

520
00:35:28,473 --> 00:35:30,532
Okay.
MAX: Thanks.

521
00:35:30,608 --> 00:35:31,836
No!

522
00:35:34,546 --> 00:35:38,107
A Mom look?
You're giving me...

523
00:35:38,183 --> 00:35:39,480
Doing it.

524
00:35:47,392 --> 00:35:50,793
I just had the weirdest
déjà vu thing,

525
00:35:50,862 --> 00:35:53,990
only I thought I was
in the wrong house.

526
00:35:54,065 --> 00:35:55,726
You know, Mom,

527
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,169
I think Buster needs
to go for a walk.

528
00:36:00,238 --> 00:36:01,432
He just went for a walk.

529
00:36:01,506 --> 00:36:05,670
Well, I know, but he's been
drinking a lot of water today,

530
00:36:05,743 --> 00:36:08,473
so he probably has to go.

531
00:36:09,481 --> 00:36:13,281
And that way we all
can go for a walk.

532
00:36:13,351 --> 00:36:15,615
I'm not going for a walk.
I just got home.

533
00:36:15,687 --> 00:36:17,780
Well, I don't mean "we."

534
00:36:17,856 --> 00:36:21,121
I mean we, us, we.

535
00:36:21,192 --> 00:36:24,821
I mean... I don't know
what I mean.

536
00:36:24,896 --> 00:36:25,988
Bye.

537
00:36:45,116 --> 00:36:46,413
Nicky!

538
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,514
Thank you.
You're welcome.

539
00:36:51,589 --> 00:36:54,581
Stop. How'd you like
to hit your head?

540
00:36:54,659 --> 00:36:57,719
I can't.
It's impossible. Look.

541
00:37:12,010 --> 00:37:13,307
You okay?

542
00:37:13,378 --> 00:37:14,743
Yeah, I'm fine.

543
00:37:14,812 --> 00:37:18,942
I remember the words.
"The light of Earth,
the dark descends"?

544
00:37:19,017 --> 00:37:20,678
I remember Dad saying them.

545
00:37:20,752 --> 00:37:22,447
(NICKY LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

546
00:37:24,656 --> 00:37:26,123
Whoa.

547
00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:29,648
Anyway, I read them
on a piece of paper
Buster dug up.

548
00:37:29,727 --> 00:37:30,989
Where'd he find it?

549
00:37:31,062 --> 00:37:32,359
In the backyard.

550
00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:39,667
Maybe Mom and Dad
left us a note!
We'll dig in the backyard.

551
00:37:39,737 --> 00:37:42,035
I used to bury stuff
back there all the time.

552
00:37:42,106 --> 00:37:43,767
Are you guys serious?

553
00:37:43,841 --> 00:37:46,742
Who's gonna explain
the huge mess to my parents?

554
00:37:46,811 --> 00:37:50,076
Don't worry. We always
clean up after our messes.

555
00:37:52,216 --> 00:37:54,650
Almost always.

556
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,084
MAX: All right. Look.

557
00:37:56,154 --> 00:37:57,587
If you guys have to dig,

558
00:37:57,655 --> 00:38:00,453
can you please wait until
after my parents go to bed?

559
00:38:00,525 --> 00:38:03,961
'Cause I don't want them
seeing dirt magically flying
around in the backyard.

560
00:38:04,028 --> 00:38:06,519
We'll wait in the garage.

561
00:38:06,598 --> 00:38:08,725
I wanna dig.
Garage!

562
00:38:10,034 --> 00:38:11,695
Okay, okay.

563
00:38:11,769 --> 00:38:13,896
Thanks.
You're welcome.

564
00:38:17,075 --> 00:38:18,736
Bye.

565
00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:20,209
Bye.

566
00:38:21,679 --> 00:38:23,306
Come on, Buster.

567
00:38:30,688 --> 00:38:33,714
Great. All I wanted
was to do magic.

568
00:38:33,791 --> 00:38:35,349
Now I've got ghosts!

569
00:38:35,426 --> 00:38:38,156
I should have stuck
to raising hamsters.

570
00:38:38,229 --> 00:38:39,696
(WHIMPERING)

571
00:38:39,764 --> 00:38:41,391
(CRUMBLING)

572
00:38:42,834 --> 00:38:45,064
What is it, boy?

573
00:38:45,136 --> 00:38:46,467
Buster?

574
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,007
I was gonna say,
"Let's split,"
but this is ridiculous.

575
00:39:06,324 --> 00:39:09,452
Max Doyle. Where are they?

576
00:39:11,763 --> 00:39:13,924
(PANTING) They?

577
00:39:13,998 --> 00:39:17,456
Do you think maybe we could
be a little more specific?

578
00:39:17,535 --> 00:39:19,230
And who are you?

579
00:39:20,838 --> 00:39:23,671
I am Phears,
the Animal Traveler.

580
00:39:26,844 --> 00:39:30,575
Now, if you tell me
where they are,

581
00:39:30,648 --> 00:39:33,014
I might let you live.

582
00:39:33,084 --> 00:39:35,644
There you go
with that "they" again.

583
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:39,053
The children,
Tara and Nicky.

584
00:39:39,891 --> 00:39:40,915
Oh.

585
00:39:40,992 --> 00:39:42,459
That "they."

586
00:39:43,828 --> 00:39:46,763
I'm afraid I don't know
anyone by that name. Sorry.

587
00:39:46,831 --> 00:39:47,957
(SIGHS)

588
00:39:48,032 --> 00:39:49,624
Max.

589
00:39:49,701 --> 00:39:53,535
Would you like to see what
happens when I get angry?

590
00:39:53,604 --> 00:39:55,265
No, thanks.

591
00:39:55,339 --> 00:39:58,001
Well, check this out.

592
00:40:00,445 --> 00:40:02,640
(SPIRITS LAUGHING)

593
00:40:16,894 --> 00:40:18,828
(SPIRITS LAUGHING)

594
00:40:24,602 --> 00:40:29,198
Next time l'll tell them
to make you feel the pain.

595
00:40:29,273 --> 00:40:34,677
Tell Nicky and Tara
that their parents
are gone for good

596
00:40:34,746 --> 00:40:38,648
and that all of the ghosts
will soon be set free.

597
00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:42,413
Okay. L'll tell them.

598
00:40:42,487 --> 00:40:45,217
If you can tell them,
then you know where they are.

599
00:40:45,289 --> 00:40:47,655
You cannot hide them
from me, Max.

600
00:40:47,725 --> 00:40:49,420
We will meet again.

601
00:40:49,494 --> 00:40:52,019
And if you tell anyone
that you've seen me,

602
00:40:52,096 --> 00:40:56,123
my cape-dwelling friends
and I will haunt them

603
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,727
and make their
lives unlivable.

604
00:40:59,804 --> 00:41:01,271
Understand?

605
00:41:01,339 --> 00:41:04,672
Tell no one,
especially your parents.

606
00:41:04,742 --> 00:41:06,869
I know where you live, Max.

607
00:41:06,944 --> 00:41:11,904
When was the last time
you saw your parents
grovel for mercy?

608
00:41:13,050 --> 00:41:15,644
At my cousin Skeeter's
piano recital?

609
00:41:17,121 --> 00:41:18,315
What?

610
00:41:18,823 --> 00:41:19,812
Uh...

611
00:41:20,658 --> 00:41:22,216
I mean, never!

612
00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:26,325
I've never seen that happen.
And I really don't want to,
Mr. Phears.

613
00:41:26,397 --> 00:41:30,993
So I won't tell anybody.
No Mom, no Dad, no nobody.

614
00:41:34,438 --> 00:41:36,838
From the light of Earth,
the dark descends,

615
00:41:36,908 --> 00:41:38,341
should they return,
that all depends.

616
00:41:38,409 --> 00:41:41,139
Don't ever say
those words again.

617
00:41:50,955 --> 00:41:53,549
Buster? Did you
see any of that?

618
00:41:54,592 --> 00:41:56,560
Or at least half of it?

619
00:41:59,564 --> 00:42:00,997
Buster!

620
00:42:01,065 --> 00:42:03,590
You're back, Buster.
You're back.

621
00:42:03,668 --> 00:42:05,067
Oh, my gosh, you're back.

622
00:42:16,314 --> 00:42:21,581
This Max the Magician
has the first part
of Roland's chant,

623
00:42:21,652 --> 00:42:23,916
the spell, our curse.

624
00:42:25,223 --> 00:42:28,090
Take note. If Tara...

625
00:42:28,159 --> 00:42:30,684
We have to find
Mom and Dad.

626
00:42:30,761 --> 00:42:31,785
Or Nicky...

627
00:42:31,863 --> 00:42:34,491
We have to find Mom and Dad.

628
00:42:34,565 --> 00:42:35,691
Or Max...

629
00:42:35,766 --> 00:42:38,132
I have to find
Buster's flea bath!

630
00:42:38,202 --> 00:42:42,696
If any of these three brats
find the second part
of the chant

631
00:42:42,773 --> 00:42:48,507
and the Cast Away Ring,
they will send us to the
depths of the Earth.

632
00:42:49,146 --> 00:42:50,704
(ALL MOANS)

633
00:42:52,216 --> 00:42:55,447
But I have a plan.

634
00:42:57,588 --> 00:43:00,113
What if I could travel
amongst them?

635
00:43:00,191 --> 00:43:04,252
Move about in secret,
disguised as one of them?

636
00:43:08,599 --> 00:43:10,032
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

637
00:43:14,472 --> 00:43:16,940
I must be certain
of what these kids know.

638
00:43:17,008 --> 00:43:19,476
And I am going
to find out.

639
00:43:20,111 --> 00:43:21,373
(LAUGHING)

640
00:43:24,382 --> 00:43:25,906
Hey, Max.

641
00:43:25,983 --> 00:43:27,416
You know, if you'd spend
as much time jogging

642
00:43:27,485 --> 00:43:29,851
as you did walking Buster,
you'd be a regular miler.

643
00:43:31,756 --> 00:43:35,624
Anyway, Mom says
the dinnerldanceltalent show
is gonna be killer.

644
00:43:35,693 --> 00:43:37,684
You're headlining, right?

645
00:43:38,763 --> 00:43:40,697
Nicky's in your room.

646
00:43:44,702 --> 00:43:46,465
Right?
Yeah.

647
00:43:46,537 --> 00:43:48,528
Yeah. Yeah, headlights.

648
00:43:48,606 --> 00:43:51,700
Yeah, that's me.
Deer caught in the headlights.

649
00:43:55,846 --> 00:43:58,280
And I promise
I won't do anything

650
00:43:58,349 --> 00:44:01,216
that'll make a monster
haunt you for the rest
of your life. Yeah.

651
00:44:01,285 --> 00:44:02,912
Well, that's considerate
of you.

652
00:44:02,987 --> 00:44:04,454
We promise the
same thing, dear.

653
00:44:04,522 --> 00:44:08,322
Yeah. And if Buster
splits open, it's okay.

654
00:44:08,392 --> 00:44:11,054
It's a new trick
I taught him. Yeah.

655
00:44:11,128 --> 00:44:12,527
Fetch would have been fine.

656
00:44:12,596 --> 00:44:15,497
Well, I'm gonna go
to bed now. Good night.

657
00:44:17,768 --> 00:44:19,827
BOTH: Splits open?

658
00:44:22,673 --> 00:44:25,073
Nicky, what are you
doing, man?

659
00:44:26,143 --> 00:44:27,735
Your brother is weird.

660
00:44:27,812 --> 00:44:30,110
He lip-synchs songs
into his web-cam.

661
00:44:30,247 --> 00:44:31,271
Okay.

662
00:44:31,349 --> 00:44:34,785
Let's not even get into
what he does with karaoke
iTunes.

663
00:44:39,590 --> 00:44:41,319
I didn't know ghosts slept.

664
00:44:41,392 --> 00:44:44,520
Yeah. Being dead can
wear you out pretty fast.

665
00:44:44,595 --> 00:44:47,063
What was that big box
your mom was working on?

666
00:44:48,065 --> 00:44:51,592
My magic stuff.
I'm gonna use it in
the show on Friday.

667
00:44:52,403 --> 00:44:54,132
Tara told me
about Phears.

668
00:44:54,205 --> 00:44:57,174
It's pretty weird
he didn't even notice
she was behind him.

669
00:44:57,241 --> 00:44:58,936
Well, everything's been
pretty weird lately.

670
00:44:59,010 --> 00:45:00,773
Why should that
be any different?

671
00:45:00,845 --> 00:45:03,075
Yeah, well,
I'm going to bed.

672
00:45:04,615 --> 00:45:05,980
Nicky!

673
00:45:06,050 --> 00:45:08,712
It's my old room.
L'll be good.

674
00:45:39,150 --> 00:45:41,550
Are you sleeping
on the floor?

675
00:45:41,619 --> 00:45:45,453
Well, this way I don't have
to make my bed in the morning.

676
00:45:48,192 --> 00:45:50,023
All right.

677
00:45:50,094 --> 00:45:52,961
So, I went out
shopping today.

678
00:45:53,030 --> 00:45:56,522
I picked up this book
on wizards, shamans
and sorcerers.

679
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,999
MAX: Mom!
Yeah.

680
00:45:58,669 --> 00:45:59,658
Uh...

681
00:46:00,171 --> 00:46:02,435
It looks kind of weird.

682
00:46:02,506 --> 00:46:04,269
It does?

683
00:46:04,341 --> 00:46:06,502
I thought the drawing
on the cover was cool.

684
00:46:06,577 --> 00:46:07,737
Anyway.

685
00:46:07,812 --> 00:46:11,908
This morning I got to thinking
about those magic words you're
always saying.

686
00:46:12,950 --> 00:46:14,315
What's interesting about
this book is that

687
00:46:14,385 --> 00:46:17,843
there all kinds of expressions
and chants just like that
in here.

688
00:46:17,922 --> 00:46:20,720
Sounds like one of these
guys casting a spell,

689
00:46:20,791 --> 00:46:23,282
a spell designed
to defeat evil.

690
00:46:24,095 --> 00:46:26,962
Just thought maybe you could
find some more magic words
for your act, you know.

691
00:46:27,031 --> 00:46:28,157
Might be fun.

692
00:46:28,232 --> 00:46:30,029
Mom?

693
00:46:30,101 --> 00:46:34,629
Do you think you might
wanna spend the night
in here tonight with me?

694
00:46:34,705 --> 00:46:37,697
Honey, I haven't done that
since you were a baby.

695
00:46:37,775 --> 00:46:41,734
Yeah, but don't you notice
something strange about
the room?

696
00:46:42,947 --> 00:46:45,780
You mean besides you wanting
to sleep on the floor instead
of in your bed,

697
00:46:45,850 --> 00:46:49,342
and your being in your
school clothes instead
of in your pajamas?

698
00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:50,682
No.

699
00:46:51,489 --> 00:46:53,980
Oh, okay. Never mind. Sorry.

700
00:46:54,058 --> 00:46:56,026
Honey, go brush your teeth,
get on your pj's.

701
00:46:56,093 --> 00:46:57,117
Okay.

702
00:46:57,194 --> 00:47:00,721
Pancakes in the morning.
Sleep warm in your bed.

703
00:47:03,234 --> 00:47:04,326
I love you.

704
00:47:04,401 --> 00:47:06,926
Love you, too, Mom. Night.

705
00:47:09,373 --> 00:47:10,635
Magic.

706
00:47:12,843 --> 00:47:15,209
Ghosts. Demons?

707
00:47:17,181 --> 00:47:18,773
Splitting dogs?

708
00:47:21,185 --> 00:47:22,709
Why can't I just
be a normal kid

709
00:47:22,786 --> 00:47:26,278
who only has to worry about
how many zits to cover up?

710
00:47:56,687 --> 00:47:58,587
I've got to do this.

711
00:48:03,027 --> 00:48:04,153
What?

712
00:48:26,684 --> 00:48:28,208
Where's Tara?

713
00:48:32,723 --> 00:48:34,657
(MOANS)

714
00:48:36,627 --> 00:48:38,561
Rise and shine.

715
00:48:45,069 --> 00:48:46,297
Morning.

716
00:48:47,204 --> 00:48:48,865
Did I startle you?

717
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,873
Oh, no.

718
00:48:50,941 --> 00:48:54,342
Why would I be startled
when the first thing in
the morning I see

719
00:48:54,411 --> 00:48:56,902
is a head popping
out of a toilet?

720
00:48:57,715 --> 00:48:59,046
Look.

721
00:48:59,116 --> 00:49:03,485
I've given you guys
my house, my dog,
my bedroom and even my bed.

722
00:49:04,188 --> 00:49:07,453
So there's one place
that has to be off-limits,
and this is it.

723
00:49:07,524 --> 00:49:08,889
Okay.

724
00:49:08,959 --> 00:49:11,154
Tara wanted me to tell you
that I went dirt-diving
this morning,

725
00:49:11,228 --> 00:49:13,788
and I couldn't find
any more pages.

726
00:49:13,864 --> 00:49:15,957
Where is Tara?

727
00:49:16,033 --> 00:49:18,194
Inside your computer.
What?

728
00:49:21,538 --> 00:49:25,406
Hey, weren't you
just in the...
Never mind.

729
00:49:29,246 --> 00:49:31,441
Whoa!
Hi, Max!

730
00:49:31,515 --> 00:49:33,745
Hi, Nicky!

731
00:49:33,817 --> 00:49:35,182
(TARA WHOOPING)

732
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:37,612
Tada!

733
00:49:38,622 --> 00:49:40,385
Morning.

734
00:49:40,457 --> 00:49:43,483
When I woke up this morning,
I found this in your room.

735
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,256
Wow.
It's our mom and dad.

736
00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:49,891
The book mentions all these
parapsychology websites.

737
00:49:49,967 --> 00:49:52,834
So I decided to go
on the Internet.

738
00:49:52,903 --> 00:49:57,067
No, I decided to go
in the Internet.

739
00:49:57,141 --> 00:49:58,540
That's so awesome!

740
00:49:59,977 --> 00:50:02,878
I was looking for anything
about my parents.

741
00:50:02,946 --> 00:50:07,315
Being on the inside,
I got into pay sites
and no-access files.

742
00:50:07,384 --> 00:50:10,217
A classified studies file
at Duke University

743
00:50:10,287 --> 00:50:14,189
mentioned that our parents
were writing a report there
on...

744
00:50:14,258 --> 00:50:15,953
That's the paper
I found.

745
00:50:16,026 --> 00:50:17,891
This paper was never seen.

746
00:50:17,961 --> 00:50:22,864
Something happened to our
parents before they got
the chance to publish it.

747
00:50:22,933 --> 00:50:28,462
It's titled Transportation
of Evil Paranormal Entities:

748
00:50:29,940 --> 00:50:31,874
Paranormal entities,

749
00:50:31,942 --> 00:50:36,072
like ghosts,
vampires and ghouls

750
00:50:37,014 --> 00:50:38,413
and Phears!

751
00:50:39,550 --> 00:50:43,748
Whoa. I bet it was never
seen because Phears tried
to get rid of it.

752
00:50:45,389 --> 00:50:47,050
Or your parents.

753
00:50:51,061 --> 00:50:52,255
Tara?

754
00:50:54,164 --> 00:50:56,394
I really miss
Mom and Dad.

755
00:50:56,467 --> 00:50:57,695
Nicky.

756
00:51:03,540 --> 00:51:05,269
(SNIFFING)

757
00:51:07,144 --> 00:51:08,941
You been in a toilet?

758
00:51:09,012 --> 00:51:10,274
Yeah.

759
00:51:13,150 --> 00:51:14,481
JOHN: Have a good day, Max!

760
00:51:14,551 --> 00:51:15,609
I will!

761
00:51:15,686 --> 00:51:17,813
HARRIETT: L'll bring your
magic trunk to school, honey.

762
00:51:17,888 --> 00:51:19,753
Okay. Thanks!

763
00:51:19,823 --> 00:51:22,792
We're staying close
to home in case Lulu
comes back.

764
00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:25,158
She might have
more to tell us.

765
00:51:25,229 --> 00:51:27,060
Yeah, and I wanna
look for the tunnel.

766
00:51:27,131 --> 00:51:29,827
When he finds it,
we need you.

767
00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:33,392
Oh, yeah.
'Cause only a living
person can enter, right?

768
00:51:38,409 --> 00:51:41,708
TARA: What? Scared?

769
00:51:41,779 --> 00:51:43,269
You won't go
in the tunnel?

770
00:51:43,347 --> 00:51:44,473
No.

771
00:51:44,548 --> 00:51:48,416
It's just Billy.
He's always punking on me
in front of the other kids.

772
00:51:48,485 --> 00:51:50,680
What a bully.

773
00:51:50,754 --> 00:51:55,555
Just once, I wish I could
use magic to send him into
space during school time.

774
00:52:00,831 --> 00:52:02,128
I can't pass this up.

775
00:52:02,199 --> 00:52:03,291
Me neither.

776
00:52:03,367 --> 00:52:04,527
(TARA LAUGHING)

777
00:52:11,041 --> 00:52:12,599
Morning, loser.

778
00:52:16,713 --> 00:52:18,271
Morning, Billy.

779
00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:21,149
(TARA LAUGHING)

780
00:52:25,355 --> 00:52:27,016
(ALL LAUGHING)

781
00:52:40,270 --> 00:52:43,239
How do you like this?
You really like this.

782
00:52:48,579 --> 00:52:50,740
Back into the computer!

783
00:52:50,814 --> 00:52:52,839
Searching for the tunnel.

784
00:52:53,884 --> 00:52:55,647
You're welcome. Bye.

785
00:53:06,363 --> 00:53:09,059
Hey, Max. Can I talk
to you in private?

786
00:53:09,132 --> 00:53:10,394
Yeah.

787
00:53:21,812 --> 00:53:26,340
So I hear you're looking
for an assistant for your
magic act.

788
00:53:26,416 --> 00:53:28,611
I might say yes
to something like that.

789
00:53:28,685 --> 00:53:31,779
You're talking to me?

790
00:53:31,855 --> 00:53:34,722
About your assistant,
I mean, my assistant?

791
00:53:34,791 --> 00:53:37,089
I mean, I'd love
to have you do it.

792
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,424
Calm down.
I said "might."

793
00:53:39,496 --> 00:53:43,592
Well, what'll it take
to change "I might"
to "I will"?

794
00:53:43,667 --> 00:53:47,763
Well, first of all,
you have to promise not
to hang around me too much.

795
00:53:47,838 --> 00:53:50,898
It's not good for a senior
to be seen with an
underclassman.

796
00:53:50,974 --> 00:53:53,101
You got it. I promise.

797
00:53:53,176 --> 00:53:58,409
Secondly, I want my name
to be clearly stated in
all advertising materials.

798
00:53:58,482 --> 00:54:00,541
And it has to be
the same size as yours.

799
00:54:00,617 --> 00:54:02,107
Done.

800
00:54:02,185 --> 00:54:03,982
And fourthly...
Thirdly.

801
00:54:04,054 --> 00:54:05,646
Right. Thirdly,

802
00:54:05,722 --> 00:54:09,351
I understand you're capable
of dealing with advanced
senior science class.

803
00:54:09,426 --> 00:54:12,418
And I might need your help
for a midterm paper.

804
00:54:12,496 --> 00:54:15,465
Well, l'll be glad to help.
Anytime, anyplace.

805
00:54:15,532 --> 00:54:16,521
Okay.

806
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,932
But remember,
this is advanced
senior science class,

807
00:54:19,002 --> 00:54:20,629
so it might get
a little tricky.

808
00:54:20,704 --> 00:54:24,697
Let them trick away.
Don't forget,
I'm Max the Magnificent.

809
00:54:26,410 --> 00:54:28,105
That's so sweet of you.

810
00:54:28,178 --> 00:54:32,308
Beauty is, you don't
have to water them.
They're artificial.

811
00:54:32,382 --> 00:54:35,112
I hope you don't have
artificial hay fever.

812
00:54:35,185 --> 00:54:37,346
Okay. Rehearsal here
after school.

813
00:54:37,421 --> 00:54:38,547
Got it.

814
00:54:38,622 --> 00:54:39,850
Now I've gotta
get to class.

815
00:54:39,923 --> 00:54:42,016
L'll walk with you.
Yeah.

816
00:54:42,526 --> 00:54:43,618
(CRASHING)

817
00:54:43,694 --> 00:54:44,854
Max?

818
00:54:47,397 --> 00:54:50,093
I was looking for
something. Yeah.

819
00:54:51,902 --> 00:54:53,893
You're so funny.
Yeah.

820
00:54:53,971 --> 00:54:56,235
See you later.
See you later.

821
00:54:59,977 --> 00:55:02,411
What were you two guys
doing down here?

822
00:55:02,479 --> 00:55:04,106
Just some magic.

823
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:33,901
No tunnel there.
No tunnel anywhere.

824
00:55:54,031 --> 00:55:55,692
(SPIRITS WHISPERING)

825
00:56:15,118 --> 00:56:16,107
(GROANS)

826
00:56:17,554 --> 00:56:19,249
You asked for it.

827
00:56:32,536 --> 00:56:33,833
Oh, yeah!

828
00:56:34,037 --> 00:56:36,801
Lulu said that
only a living person
can enter the tunnel.

829
00:56:38,375 --> 00:56:40,002
This must be it!

830
00:56:41,978 --> 00:56:43,206
Tara!

831
00:56:44,614 --> 00:56:46,047
Tara, come on!

832
00:56:50,353 --> 00:56:55,222
What? I was in the computer
tracing all e-mails from
Mom and Dad.

833
00:56:55,292 --> 00:56:57,590
There's thousands
and thousands of them.

834
00:56:57,661 --> 00:57:01,062
And I found something,
an e-mail from Dad to Mom.

835
00:57:01,131 --> 00:57:07,661
A wizard or magician
can rescue victims banished
as ghosts by the Lord of Evil.

836
00:57:07,738 --> 00:57:10,866
Tara...
A wizard or magician!
That's Max!

837
00:57:10,941 --> 00:57:12,568
Every word
by the magician can...

838
00:57:12,642 --> 00:57:13,973
Okay, okay. Tara...

839
00:57:14,044 --> 00:57:17,980
Listen, okay?
The tunnel, you know?
I found the tunnel.

840
00:57:18,048 --> 00:57:20,175
Really? Where?

841
00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:22,309
It's right here.
Come on.

842
00:57:25,088 --> 00:57:27,386
(SPIRITS WHISPERING)

843
00:57:27,891 --> 00:57:29,586
See? Told you.

844
00:57:29,659 --> 00:57:32,184
(SHUSHING) I'm trying to
hear what they're saying.

845
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,791
(SCREAMING)

846
00:57:40,137 --> 00:57:41,365
Nicky!

847
00:57:46,576 --> 00:57:48,669
Come on!
No!

848
00:57:48,745 --> 00:57:50,770
(BOTH GRUNTING)

849
00:57:52,349 --> 00:57:53,577
Whoa!

850
00:57:53,650 --> 00:57:54,639
Uh-oh.

851
00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:02,720
Come on.

852
00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:05,487
Help me!

853
00:58:05,562 --> 00:58:07,553
Couldn't you, like,
pull a little bit harder?

854
00:58:07,631 --> 00:58:09,861
I'm trying.
I'm a little girl!

855
00:58:09,933 --> 00:58:11,662
I'd like my head back.

856
00:58:11,735 --> 00:58:13,464
I'm working on it.

857
00:58:15,372 --> 00:58:17,636
Help me!
It's your head!

858
00:58:26,550 --> 00:58:29,883
Would you come over here
and pick up my head, please?

859
00:58:29,953 --> 00:58:31,284
All right.

860
00:58:42,265 --> 00:58:43,892
Tara, where are you?

861
00:58:43,967 --> 00:58:45,992
Your head's on backwards.

862
00:58:50,540 --> 00:58:52,269
It's the tunnel, Nicky!

863
00:58:52,342 --> 00:58:54,037
L'll get Max.

864
00:58:54,110 --> 00:58:57,876
I don't think they're
gonna be very happy
he's dropping in.

865
00:59:16,867 --> 00:59:19,893
Well, hello.
How did you get
out of your cage?

866
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:44,520
(SCREAMING)

867
00:59:57,340 --> 00:59:58,466
(GASPS)

868
01:00:01,912 --> 01:00:03,971
Smaller is scarier.

869
01:00:20,563 --> 01:00:22,793
TARA: Max!
Yeah?

870
01:00:22,866 --> 01:00:24,094
We found the tunnel.

871
01:00:24,167 --> 01:00:26,328
Where?
Your basement.

872
01:00:26,403 --> 01:00:28,769
They weren't mice.
They were paranormal things.

873
01:00:28,838 --> 01:00:31,170
Yeah. And everything
Lulu told us was true.

874
01:00:31,241 --> 01:00:33,869
Hey, Max. I thought that
we'd walk to rehearsal
together.

875
01:00:33,944 --> 01:00:35,138
Yeah.

876
01:00:37,447 --> 01:00:38,744
(SIGHS)

877
01:00:41,785 --> 01:00:44,219
Max, you have to go
into the tunnel.

878
01:00:44,287 --> 01:00:46,050
Not now.
We'll talk later, okay?

879
01:00:46,122 --> 01:00:49,751
Later? But we're trying
to find my mom and dad.

880
01:00:49,826 --> 01:00:52,090
And who's she?
That's Traci,

881
01:00:53,096 --> 01:00:54,654
my assistant.

882
01:00:55,899 --> 01:00:59,062
Look, Tara. I need some
really cool magic stuff,

883
01:00:59,135 --> 01:01:02,298
things flying,
disappearing,
really awesome.

884
01:01:02,372 --> 01:01:05,967
I wanna impress Traci,
and I want her to be
really amazed.

885
01:01:10,814 --> 01:01:15,114
So, everyone on your bus
is talking about how your
magic pushed Billy around.

886
01:01:16,186 --> 01:01:19,952
It was so simple. You see,
I just unleash my full magical

887
01:01:20,023 --> 01:01:21,650
(TARA LAUGHING)

888
01:01:21,725 --> 01:01:22,953
Powers.

889
01:01:23,893 --> 01:01:25,326
Let me explain.

890
01:01:25,395 --> 01:01:31,356
See, I have a unique gift
that allows me to turn my
face into a magnet.

891
01:01:32,235 --> 01:01:35,227
I just used my face
to open that locker door.

892
01:01:35,305 --> 01:01:37,170
(TARA GIGGLING)

893
01:01:38,008 --> 01:01:39,908
I better demagnetize.

894
01:01:40,677 --> 01:01:42,508
No more locker doors.

895
01:01:42,579 --> 01:01:44,570
No more locker doors.

896
01:01:47,851 --> 01:01:51,082
You know, Traci,
after the show
there's a dance.

897
01:01:51,154 --> 01:01:54,089
Oh, you wouldn't.
This old hag?

898
01:01:54,157 --> 01:01:55,954
She's wearing
too much makeup.

899
01:01:56,026 --> 01:01:57,584
No, she's not.

900
01:01:57,660 --> 01:01:58,752
I'm not what?

901
01:02:00,230 --> 01:02:02,289
Not going to
the dance alone.

902
01:02:02,365 --> 01:02:04,560
No. That never happens.

903
01:02:04,634 --> 01:02:08,001
Usually some jerk
from the football
team invites me.

904
01:02:09,372 --> 01:02:13,103
If you were free
for just one dance,
then maybe you could...

905
01:02:13,176 --> 01:02:15,542
(MUMBLING)

906
01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:19,614
That's cute.
Cat got your tongue?

907
01:02:21,751 --> 01:02:23,878
Come on.
Let's go rehearse.

908
01:02:23,953 --> 01:02:25,215
Yeah.

909
01:02:35,532 --> 01:02:36,965
So what was
that all about?

910
01:02:37,033 --> 01:02:38,898
Pay attention to me.

911
01:02:38,968 --> 01:02:40,959
You have to go
into the tunnel.

912
01:02:41,037 --> 01:02:43,335
Tomorrow, okay?
We'll do it tomorrow.

913
01:02:43,406 --> 01:02:45,271
Today, I'm rehearsing.

914
01:02:49,179 --> 01:02:50,669
MAX: Hey, wait up!

915
01:02:51,381 --> 01:02:52,746
Hey.
Hey.

916
01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:55,741
My trunk. Sweet.

917
01:02:55,852 --> 01:02:58,082
Hi, honey.
Hey, Mom. Whoa.

918
01:02:58,154 --> 01:02:59,883
I brought your
magic stuff over.

919
01:02:59,956 --> 01:03:01,287
Thank you, Mom.

920
01:03:01,357 --> 01:03:02,847
You're welcome, sweetie.

921
01:03:03,693 --> 01:03:06,662
Mom, this is my
new assistant, Traci.

922
01:03:06,729 --> 01:03:09,960
Traci. Hi.
Hi. Nice to meet you.

923
01:03:10,033 --> 01:03:13,127
You're Max's assistant. Nice.
Yeah. Thanks.

924
01:03:24,914 --> 01:03:26,779
Hope Max has told you
what you're getting in for.

925
01:03:26,850 --> 01:03:28,283
I'm sure it will
be all good.

926
01:03:28,351 --> 01:03:31,115
Max, if we don't go now,
it'll be too late.

927
01:03:31,187 --> 01:03:32,711
No, it won't.

928
01:03:33,356 --> 01:03:34,721
It won't?

929
01:03:34,791 --> 01:03:38,488
No, no. Everything's fine.
It's all under control, okay?

930
01:03:40,463 --> 01:03:42,397
(SCREAMING)

931
01:03:42,465 --> 01:03:44,365
Hey! Get down!

932
01:03:44,634 --> 01:03:46,033
(TARA SCREAMING)

933
01:03:47,704 --> 01:03:48,932
TARA: Max!

934
01:03:49,005 --> 01:03:51,473
Hey! Stop!
Give her back!

935
01:03:51,541 --> 01:03:53,873
What? Give who back?

936
01:04:00,350 --> 01:04:03,478
Ms. Doyle? Is Max
always like this?

937
01:04:03,553 --> 01:04:07,489
Yeah, he's always like this,
but never really as much
as that.

938
01:04:12,695 --> 01:04:13,992
Tara!

939
01:04:17,233 --> 01:04:18,222
(GRUNTS)

940
01:04:39,155 --> 01:04:40,281
Max!

941
01:04:41,925 --> 01:04:43,449
HARRIETT: Max!

942
01:04:43,526 --> 01:04:45,084
Come on. Open the door!

943
01:04:45,161 --> 01:04:49,154
Max, I think I hear
someone calling.

944
01:04:49,699 --> 01:04:52,167
TARA: Help, Max, help:

945
01:04:52,235 --> 01:04:56,638
"Help, Max, help."
He'll be right there,
sweetie.

946
01:04:56,706 --> 01:05:00,733
But first, he has to have
some teeth drilled.

947
01:05:00,810 --> 01:05:05,440
No, no, he doesn't.
No, l'll take a haircut.
A haircut's fine. Please.

948
01:05:07,517 --> 01:05:09,041
(SPIRITS LAUGHING)

949
01:05:12,155 --> 01:05:14,419
(DRILL WHIRRING)

950
01:05:16,426 --> 01:05:19,395
I love that sound.

951
01:05:21,898 --> 01:05:25,129
His bicuspids
look spectacular.

952
01:05:25,201 --> 01:05:27,635
We should take
those out first.

953
01:05:29,939 --> 01:05:32,703
Bring Nicky to me
on Halloween night,

954
01:05:32,775 --> 01:05:36,233
or we'll schedule
a second dental appointment.

955
01:05:36,312 --> 01:05:37,870
Have a sucker.

956
01:05:38,181 --> 01:05:39,478
(LAUGHING)

957
01:05:40,917 --> 01:05:42,782
(SPIRITS LAUGHING)

958
01:05:47,657 --> 01:05:49,852
From the light of Earth,
the dark descends,

959
01:05:49,926 --> 01:05:51,416
should they return,
that all depends.

960
01:05:51,494 --> 01:05:53,121
Quiet!

961
01:05:53,196 --> 01:05:56,632
Max! I've grown stronger.

962
01:05:56,699 --> 01:06:00,294
Half of a spell just
won't do the charm.

963
01:06:00,370 --> 01:06:03,533
Remember,
always floss.

964
01:06:03,606 --> 01:06:07,303
I unfortunately never did.

965
01:06:08,678 --> 01:06:09,940
(LAUGHING)

966
01:06:12,582 --> 01:06:15,244
HARRIETT: Max!
Open the door!

967
01:06:16,552 --> 01:06:17,849
(SCREAMING)

968
01:06:18,821 --> 01:06:20,288
MAX: Miss Wilson!

969
01:06:20,356 --> 01:06:23,484
Miss Wilson? Miss Wilson.
Miss Wilson? Do not fall.

970
01:06:23,559 --> 01:06:25,254
Miss Wilson. Wait!

971
01:06:26,562 --> 01:06:28,655
Okay, okay. Now fall.

972
01:06:30,867 --> 01:06:31,856
(CRASHING)

973
01:06:34,304 --> 01:06:37,239
I thought people always
fainted backwards.

974
01:06:39,609 --> 01:06:41,008
Who's Tara?

975
01:06:41,077 --> 01:06:42,806
Who's this person
we can't see?

976
01:06:42,879 --> 01:06:45,712
She's just part
of my magic...

977
01:06:45,782 --> 01:06:47,841
Was part of my magic act.

978
01:06:53,189 --> 01:06:54,713
Oh, nice.

979
01:06:57,126 --> 01:06:58,718
(CAR HONKING)

980
01:06:58,795 --> 01:07:00,228
Hey, honey.

981
01:07:09,038 --> 01:07:11,063
Hey, what's up,
magic man?

982
01:07:11,140 --> 01:07:14,166
I'm just getting ready
for my magic act.

983
01:07:14,243 --> 01:07:16,973
I don't know.
Doesn't really matter.

984
01:07:17,046 --> 01:07:19,776
Oh, come on.
This is a big day for you.

985
01:07:20,850 --> 01:07:23,580
And strange.
Very strange day.

986
01:07:23,653 --> 01:07:25,985
Mrs. Murray was taken
away in an ambulance.

987
01:07:26,055 --> 01:07:27,784
Yeah, she just snapped.

988
01:07:27,857 --> 01:07:31,850
And our son was chasing
an invisible something.

989
01:07:31,928 --> 01:07:35,728
Mom. It's okay.
I'm just a little
stressed out.

990
01:07:35,798 --> 01:07:37,322
That's all.
Stressed out?

991
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,664
Max, what have I been
telling you for years?

992
01:07:39,736 --> 01:07:42,261
Nothing relaxes
a person like exercise.

993
01:07:42,338 --> 01:07:44,670
Football, baseball,
basketball.

994
01:07:44,741 --> 01:07:46,572
I mean, just look
at your brother, Colin.

995
01:07:46,642 --> 01:07:48,610
Look how relaxed he is.

996
01:07:49,412 --> 01:07:50,606
Nice.

997
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:55,549
Well, guys that only have
to worry about which
deodorant to use

998
01:07:55,618 --> 01:07:57,813
usually are relaxed.
What?

999
01:07:59,088 --> 01:08:00,350
Come on.

1000
01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:03,585
Honey, I need
to talk to you.

1001
01:08:03,659 --> 01:08:04,648
About Max.

1002
01:08:05,027 --> 01:08:06,790
All right.
L'll tell you what, Max.

1003
01:08:06,863 --> 01:08:08,831
I want you to stay
out here with Colin

1004
01:08:08,898 --> 01:08:12,493
until you score at least
10 points against him
in a one-on-one.

1005
01:08:12,568 --> 01:08:13,557
What? Dad!

1006
01:08:13,636 --> 01:08:17,128
Yeah, yeah, I won't take no
for an answer. All right?

1007
01:08:17,206 --> 01:08:19,640
No son of mine is
gonna be stressed out

1008
01:08:19,709 --> 01:08:23,042
when all he needs is
a little quality basketball
time with his brother.

1009
01:08:23,112 --> 01:08:24,704
Now, get to it.

1010
01:08:26,682 --> 01:08:28,081
(MOANS)

1011
01:08:30,319 --> 01:08:31,911
Max!

1012
01:08:31,988 --> 01:08:34,548
Max, you've gotta
get into that tunnel.

1013
01:08:34,624 --> 01:08:36,455
Where's Tara?

1014
01:08:36,526 --> 01:08:39,723
Look, I've got
some bad news.

1015
01:08:40,496 --> 01:08:42,396
Yeah? Well, so do I.

1016
01:08:44,367 --> 01:08:45,925
You're never gonna
make it to 10.

1017
01:08:46,002 --> 01:08:50,098
Look, Colin,
I've gotta get inside.
Now. It's important.

1018
01:08:50,173 --> 01:08:53,631
Hey. Forget it.
You heard Dad.

1019
01:08:53,709 --> 01:08:56,678
You can't go inside
until you make it to 10.

1020
01:08:57,847 --> 01:08:58,973
Fine.

1021
01:09:03,519 --> 01:09:06,317
Come on, Max.
I'm gonna help
you win this thing.

1022
01:09:06,389 --> 01:09:07,515
Okay.

1023
01:09:08,791 --> 01:09:10,691
(MAX WHOOPING)

1024
01:09:12,695 --> 01:09:13,821
What?

1025
01:09:28,711 --> 01:09:29,973
See you.

1026
01:09:33,082 --> 01:09:35,312
I gotta stop
eating yum-dums.

1027
01:09:39,522 --> 01:09:42,150
What, so,
what's your bad news?

1028
01:09:44,527 --> 01:09:46,427
Phears took your sister.

1029
01:09:46,496 --> 01:09:48,760
No!
Yeah.

1030
01:09:48,831 --> 01:09:51,493
If I would have paid
more attention to her
at school,

1031
01:09:51,567 --> 01:09:55,094
then Phears wouldn't have
been able to snatch her.

1032
01:09:55,171 --> 01:09:57,298
Dude, this is
all my fault.

1033
01:09:58,841 --> 01:10:00,138
Listen.

1034
01:10:00,209 --> 01:10:04,236
It's not your fault
that Phears is trying
to snatch Tara and me.

1035
01:10:05,681 --> 01:10:09,173
We're the ones that brought
you into this anyway.

1036
01:10:09,252 --> 01:10:12,653
Yeah, I guess
whose fault it was
doesn't matter.

1037
01:10:13,589 --> 01:10:16,149
But we've gotta save her.

1038
01:10:17,093 --> 01:10:19,823
So what are we gonna do?

1039
01:10:19,896 --> 01:10:21,557
Okay, listen.

1040
01:10:21,631 --> 01:10:24,031
You know how Lulu was talking
about how there's a tunnel

1041
01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:25,590
and only living people
can go in there?

1042
01:10:25,668 --> 01:10:26,726
Yeah.

1043
01:10:26,802 --> 01:10:30,568
Okay, well, there must be
something in there that Phears
doesn't want us to see.

1044
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:31,664
You're right.

1045
01:10:31,741 --> 01:10:34,005
Something that'll
help us defeat him.

1046
01:10:34,076 --> 01:10:35,407
Oh, yeah.

1047
01:10:35,478 --> 01:10:36,740
Come on.
You're going in.

1048
01:10:36,812 --> 01:10:37,870
What?

1049
01:10:39,015 --> 01:10:41,848
Yeah. You have to go in.
I'm dead.

1050
01:10:43,519 --> 01:10:44,781
MAX: What?
Yeah, let's go.

1051
01:10:44,854 --> 01:10:46,287
MAX: What?
Yeah.

1052
01:10:46,355 --> 01:10:48,983
But are you sure about this?

1053
01:10:49,058 --> 01:10:51,356
I mean, what if
we're not ready...

1054
01:10:51,427 --> 01:10:52,917
NICKY: Yeah, let's go.

1055
01:10:52,995 --> 01:10:55,190
Okay, okay. I'm going.

1056
01:10:57,833 --> 01:11:00,893
I gotta stop eating
peanuts, too.

1057
01:11:00,970 --> 01:11:03,768
Oh, wait.
This is just a dream.

1058
01:11:07,677 --> 01:11:09,076
Not a dream.

1059
01:11:17,186 --> 01:11:21,680
No one in the world
wants to go into this
tunnel more than me.

1060
01:11:22,725 --> 01:11:24,215
Unless you do.

1061
01:11:25,394 --> 01:11:26,827
Are you afraid?

1062
01:11:26,896 --> 01:11:27,954
Afraid?

1063
01:11:28,864 --> 01:11:31,594
I don't know the meaning
of the word afraid.

1064
01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:35,831
Fortunately, I do know the
meaning of fear and petrified.

1065
01:11:35,905 --> 01:11:39,136
Okay. All I want you to do is
run and jump through the wall.

1066
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:41,267
You want me to jump
into that wall?

1067
01:11:41,344 --> 01:11:43,676
Yes, you'll be fine.
You'll pass right through.

1068
01:11:43,746 --> 01:11:45,714
I thought that only
you could do that.

1069
01:11:45,781 --> 01:11:49,842
The fact that you're not
a ghost is the only reason
you can go in there.

1070
01:11:49,919 --> 01:11:51,546
Okay? Get ready.

1071
01:11:51,621 --> 01:11:53,851
One, two...
Wait!

1072
01:11:53,923 --> 01:11:55,982
What if I can't find
my way out of there?

1073
01:11:56,058 --> 01:11:58,891
Then l'll end up a ghost
and l'll be no use to Tara.

1074
01:11:58,961 --> 01:12:00,223
You'll be fine.

1075
01:12:00,296 --> 01:12:02,890
One, two...
Wait!

1076
01:12:02,965 --> 01:12:04,262
I have two more
things to say.

1077
01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:05,664
What?

1078
01:12:06,469 --> 01:12:08,528
Don't let me do this.

1079
01:12:09,839 --> 01:12:12,433
One, two...
Wait!

1080
01:12:12,508 --> 01:12:13,668
That was only one thing.

1081
01:12:13,743 --> 01:12:16,143
What's the second thing?

1082
01:12:16,212 --> 01:12:18,612
Please, don't let me do this!

1083
01:12:20,349 --> 01:12:21,407
Come on, man.

1084
01:12:21,484 --> 01:12:23,714
No!
One, two, three.

1085
01:12:30,026 --> 01:12:33,291
Deep breaths.
Deep breaths.

1086
01:12:33,429 --> 01:12:35,397
The worst is behind you.

1087
01:12:42,738 --> 01:12:46,174
Correction. The worst
is in front of you.

1088
01:12:47,043 --> 01:12:48,340
Oh, boy.

1089
01:13:46,736 --> 01:13:48,670
If only I knew
where she was.

1090
01:13:48,738 --> 01:13:50,205
TARA: I'm here:

1091
01:13:51,273 --> 01:13:52,570
(WHISPERING) Where?

1092
01:13:52,641 --> 01:13:55,701
Back of the tunnel:
Go straight:

1093
01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:03,014
If only she could
see me, too.

1094
01:14:03,085 --> 01:14:05,417
TARA: I can see you:

1095
01:14:05,488 --> 01:14:08,719
I need you to
come to me: Now:

1096
01:14:10,326 --> 01:14:12,658
Are you crazy?

1097
01:14:12,728 --> 01:14:14,525
There's a whole bunch
of people down there

1098
01:14:14,597 --> 01:14:17,065
that I usually try
to kill in video games.

1099
01:14:17,133 --> 01:14:18,623
It's okay:

1100
01:14:18,701 --> 01:14:21,101
Just like when Nicky
and I are in your world,

1101
01:14:21,170 --> 01:14:23,934
you're the only one
who can see us:

1102
01:14:24,006 --> 01:14:27,442
Here, I'm the only one
who can see you:

1103
01:14:27,510 --> 01:14:30,570
Now get over here:
But be careful:

1104
01:14:30,646 --> 01:14:34,582
They can't see,
but they might be
able to feel you:

1105
01:15:10,853 --> 01:15:13,845
Tara. I'm here to save you.
I made it.

1106
01:15:13,923 --> 01:15:16,289
I can't. Lulu's right.

1107
01:15:16,358 --> 01:15:19,225
Only the living can
make it out of here,

1108
01:15:19,295 --> 01:15:21,388
until tomorrow night.

1109
01:15:21,463 --> 01:15:22,828
But that's Halloween.

1110
01:15:22,898 --> 01:15:24,024
I know.

1111
01:15:24,099 --> 01:15:27,899
That's when Phears
is planning to release
all these spirits.

1112
01:15:29,939 --> 01:15:33,397
So what can we do?

1113
01:15:34,276 --> 01:15:37,177
I want you to go back
and do your show
tomorrow night

1114
01:15:37,246 --> 01:15:40,875
and make sure
Nicky is there helping.

1115
01:15:40,950 --> 01:15:44,181
You want me to do my show?
But why?

1116
01:15:44,253 --> 01:15:45,686
You'll see.

1117
01:15:45,754 --> 01:15:47,915
And I want you
to take this.

1118
01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:54,392
Find the ring inside
and make sure you wear
it tomorrow night.

1119
01:15:54,463 --> 01:15:55,760
It'll help your magic.

1120
01:15:55,831 --> 01:15:58,891
Now, get out of here
before Phears gets back.

1121
01:15:58,968 --> 01:16:02,426
Just like you can see him,
he can see you.

1122
01:16:05,541 --> 01:16:06,838
(GULPS)

1123
01:17:13,609 --> 01:17:14,633
(SCREAMS)

1124
01:17:14,710 --> 01:17:16,075
Stay away!

1125
01:17:17,046 --> 01:17:18,570
(SCREAMING)

1126
01:17:20,950 --> 01:17:22,508
I'm back.

1127
01:17:22,584 --> 01:17:24,552
I'm alive.

1128
01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:26,212
But my face hurts.

1129
01:17:26,288 --> 01:17:28,722
Well, what happened?
Did you see Tara or what?

1130
01:17:28,791 --> 01:17:31,157
Yeah. She gave me this.

1131
01:17:33,195 --> 01:17:36,221
This is my dad's stuff.
Phears must have been
hiding it.

1132
01:17:37,366 --> 01:17:40,199
But why? What didn't
he want me to see?

1133
01:17:40,269 --> 01:17:41,827
Let's find out.

1134
01:17:48,477 --> 01:17:51,878
Cool ring. I've never
seen this before.

1135
01:17:51,947 --> 01:17:53,778
Tara told me about this.

1136
01:17:53,849 --> 01:17:55,578
You couldn't get
Tara out of there?

1137
01:17:55,651 --> 01:17:57,744
She didn't want me
to get her out.

1138
01:17:57,820 --> 01:18:01,449
She just said to do the show
tomorrow night and be sure
that you were there.

1139
01:18:01,523 --> 01:18:03,616
She said we'd find out why.

1140
01:18:10,366 --> 01:18:12,266
Are you sure?

1141
01:18:12,334 --> 01:18:13,528
Positive.

1142
01:18:15,204 --> 01:18:18,867
I think it has something to do
with Phears and Halloween.

1143
01:18:18,941 --> 01:18:22,570
But she did say to be sure
I was wearing this ring.

1144
01:18:27,583 --> 01:18:29,107
(MOANING)

1145
01:18:40,562 --> 01:18:41,790
(EXCLAIMS)

1146
01:18:41,897 --> 01:18:43,228
(SCREAMING)

1147
01:18:49,438 --> 01:18:50,564
(CRUMBLING)

1148
01:18:53,509 --> 01:18:54,840
(SPIRITS LAUGHING)

1149
01:18:57,713 --> 01:18:59,874
(ALL MOANING)

1150
01:19:03,052 --> 01:19:08,115
He plans on letting them
all out on Halloween,
when he's at his full power.

1151
01:19:08,190 --> 01:19:09,817
You can't let him.

1152
01:19:09,892 --> 01:19:11,052
(TARA SCREAMING)

1153
01:19:16,065 --> 01:19:18,397
A spell designed
to defeat evil.

1154
01:19:22,004 --> 01:19:24,768
Only the living can
make it out of here.

1155
01:19:35,084 --> 01:19:36,642
(SCREAMING)

1156
01:19:36,985 --> 01:19:38,714
(PANTING)

1157
01:19:45,594 --> 01:19:46,754
(SCREAMING)
Boo!

1158
01:19:46,829 --> 01:19:48,524
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

1159
01:19:48,597 --> 01:19:50,189
Can I have
a glass of water?

1160
01:19:52,901 --> 01:19:55,665
It's okay, Max.
You were only dreaming.

1161
01:19:56,738 --> 01:19:58,137
Are you sure?

1162
01:19:58,207 --> 01:20:01,233
Yeah, man. I've been
here the whole time.

1163
01:20:01,310 --> 01:20:05,542
Don't worry. No ghosts can
get in here without me
knowing about it.

1164
01:20:07,883 --> 01:20:11,341
Coming from a ghost,
I'm sure that fixes
everything.

1165
01:20:15,858 --> 01:20:18,292
KIDS: Trick or treat!

1166
01:20:19,928 --> 01:20:21,953
Do you remember
when you were that little,
honey?

1167
01:20:22,030 --> 01:20:24,658
No, just leave the candy.
It's okay. Come on.

1168
01:20:24,733 --> 01:20:27,167
Don't wanna be late
for your show.

1169
01:20:36,211 --> 01:20:39,112
So, we just do
the regular act?

1170
01:20:39,181 --> 01:20:40,876
Whatever that is.

1171
01:20:47,256 --> 01:20:48,484
(COLIN SCREAMS)

1172
01:20:48,557 --> 01:20:49,990
(MAX EXCLAIMS)

1173
01:20:51,093 --> 01:20:53,152
Jeez.
Man, what a wimp.

1174
01:20:56,131 --> 01:20:57,655
Are you gonna let him
get away with that?

1175
01:20:57,733 --> 01:21:00,327
Forget it.
We've gotta get
to the show.

1176
01:21:00,402 --> 01:21:02,893
Now get in.
L'll meet you
at the school.

1177
01:21:05,874 --> 01:21:08,274
KIDS: Trick or treat!

1178
01:21:15,284 --> 01:21:18,117
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
ON STEREO)

1179
01:21:39,007 --> 01:21:42,807
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
to kick off tonight's
entertainment,

1180
01:21:42,878 --> 01:21:45,779
I am pleased to present
Max the Magnificent

1181
01:21:45,847 --> 01:21:49,339
and his equally magnificent
assistant, Traci Walker:

1182
01:21:52,487 --> 01:21:54,250
(PIANO PLAYING)

1183
01:21:59,027 --> 01:22:00,517
(ALL CHUCKLING)

1184
01:22:08,870 --> 01:22:10,337
What do we do first?

1185
01:22:10,405 --> 01:22:11,463
I don't know.

1186
01:22:11,540 --> 01:22:14,475
Let's see what junk
my mom put in the trunk.

1187
01:22:24,086 --> 01:22:25,713
Hey, pick it up.

1188
01:22:29,091 --> 01:22:30,991
(ALL MUTTERING)

1189
01:22:55,250 --> 01:22:56,581
And pour.

1190
01:23:03,392 --> 01:23:05,053
Enough!

1191
01:23:05,127 --> 01:23:06,754
(WHISPERING) What'd you
do that for?

1192
01:23:06,828 --> 01:23:09,228
Well, you never
told me to stop.

1193
01:23:16,538 --> 01:23:17,903
Aha!

1194
01:23:17,973 --> 01:23:19,634
A deck of cards.

1195
01:23:20,709 --> 01:23:22,643
And now for my next trick

1196
01:23:22,711 --> 01:23:26,408
I need my lovely assistant
to stand next to me.

1197
01:23:26,481 --> 01:23:28,142
And what would you
like me to do?

1198
01:23:28,216 --> 01:23:29,649
You're doing it.

1199
01:23:29,718 --> 01:23:30,912
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

1200
01:23:30,986 --> 01:23:33,978
And now I need a volunteer
from the audience.

1201
01:23:35,757 --> 01:23:37,554
You, sir.

1202
01:23:37,626 --> 01:23:39,617
I want you to pick a card.

1203
01:23:39,695 --> 01:23:43,893
But wait, don't come to me.
The deck will come to you.

1204
01:23:45,667 --> 01:23:47,828
(ALL GASP)

1205
01:23:56,044 --> 01:23:58,308
And now, sir,
pick a card.

1206
01:24:02,951 --> 01:24:05,215
Now, show it
to the audience.

1207
01:24:07,222 --> 01:24:09,452
Now, put it back
in the deck.

1208
01:24:13,729 --> 01:24:16,391
And now the deck
will come back to me.

1209
01:24:25,707 --> 01:24:27,334
Three of hearts.

1210
01:24:28,844 --> 01:24:31,335
Was your card
the three of hearts?

1211
01:24:39,354 --> 01:24:42,585
What does any of this
have to do with freeing
Tara or my parents?

1212
01:24:42,657 --> 01:24:46,115
I don't know, brother.
She just told me
to do the act.

1213
01:24:50,265 --> 01:24:51,789
A cockroach?

1214
01:24:51,867 --> 01:24:56,634
Well, I guess we aren't
the only audience watching
the show tonight.

1215
01:24:56,705 --> 01:24:58,297
(ALL LAUGHING)

1216
01:25:06,915 --> 01:25:11,079
Okay. Let's move on
to some levitating.

1217
01:25:25,567 --> 01:25:27,592
From the light of Earth,
the dark descends,

1218
01:25:27,669 --> 01:25:30,467
should they return,
that all depends.

1219
01:25:47,889 --> 01:25:49,652
(CHUCKLING)

1220
01:25:51,092 --> 01:25:55,893
Behold, on this the most
evil of Halloween nights,

1221
01:25:55,964 --> 01:26:00,298
my legion of souls
will walk again.

1222
01:26:07,409 --> 01:26:09,900
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

1223
01:26:14,049 --> 01:26:18,076
Oh, you want a little of this?
How about you?
You want some, too?

1224
01:26:42,611 --> 01:26:44,977
(SPIRITS LAUGHING)

1225
01:26:55,991 --> 01:26:58,255
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

1226
01:27:07,669 --> 01:27:09,603
Mom, there's real
ghosts out here.

1227
01:27:09,671 --> 01:27:13,038
Oh, honey, you know
there's no such thing
as ghosts.

1228
01:27:17,379 --> 01:27:19,904
Hey, leave my mom alone.

1229
01:27:36,565 --> 01:27:39,261
Come forward,
my children.
Forward!

1230
01:27:39,334 --> 01:27:43,998
Take your place eternally
tormenting the living.

1231
01:27:44,072 --> 01:27:45,300
Enjoy.

1232
01:27:46,174 --> 01:27:47,971
(ALL SCREAMING)

1233
01:27:57,252 --> 01:27:58,412
Max!

1234
01:28:06,895 --> 01:28:07,987
Hey!

1235
01:28:13,401 --> 01:28:16,666
Hey! Nobody invited
you to this party!

1236
01:28:16,738 --> 01:28:18,171
I crashed.

1237
01:28:20,375 --> 01:28:23,936
Now, I just need to find
the last of the Roland brats,

1238
01:28:24,012 --> 01:28:26,105
and l'll be unstoppable!

1239
01:28:26,181 --> 01:28:27,375
Where's my sister?

1240
01:28:27,449 --> 01:28:28,882
How accommodating.

1241
01:28:32,787 --> 01:28:34,414
Let me go!

1242
01:28:34,489 --> 01:28:36,753
"Oh, let me go.
Let me go."

1243
01:28:36,825 --> 01:28:38,190
(LAUGHING)

1244
01:28:44,132 --> 01:28:46,191
Let go of my brother!

1245
01:28:46,267 --> 01:28:47,359
(SCREAMING)

1246
01:28:49,504 --> 01:28:53,736
Max! Read the light!
Read the light of the ring!

1247
01:28:53,808 --> 01:28:56,242
What? I can't read it, it's...

1248
01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:01,041
MAX: From the light of Earth,
the Dark descends,

1249
01:29:01,116 --> 01:29:03,175
should they return,
that all depends.

1250
01:29:03,251 --> 01:29:05,742
When hands point up
to moonlit skies,

1251
01:29:05,820 --> 01:29:08,345
on ten-three-one,
the darkness dies.

1252
01:29:08,423 --> 01:29:09,788
(RUMBLING)

1253
01:29:09,858 --> 01:29:11,325
(THUNDER CRASHING)

1254
01:29:11,393 --> 01:29:14,556
You got it, Max!
Read it again!

1255
01:29:14,629 --> 01:29:19,089
From the light of Earth,
the Dark descends,

1256
01:29:19,167 --> 01:29:21,362
should they return,
that all depends.

1257
01:29:21,436 --> 01:29:25,429
When hands point up
to moonlit skies,

1258
01:29:25,507 --> 01:29:28,567
on ten-three-one,
the darkness dies.

1259
01:29:34,983 --> 01:29:37,315
Come on, everybody!

1260
01:29:37,385 --> 01:29:39,250
From the light of Earth,
the dark descends...

1261
01:29:39,320 --> 01:29:41,151
Stop reading
that cursed poem!

1262
01:29:42,724 --> 01:29:45,659
ALL: Should they return,
that all depends!
No!

1263
01:29:45,994 --> 01:29:48,963
When hands point up
to moonlit skies,

1264
01:29:49,030 --> 01:29:52,966
on ten-three-one
the darkness dies!

1265
01:29:57,272 --> 01:30:00,503
No! No! No!

1266
01:30:00,575 --> 01:30:02,099
Grab a hold of Max.

1267
01:30:02,177 --> 01:30:05,271
We have to be holding
someone who's living!

1268
01:30:05,346 --> 01:30:09,214
No! Stop! All of you,
don't send me back!

1269
01:30:09,284 --> 01:30:12,219
Don't send me back! No!

1270
01:30:12,287 --> 01:30:14,551
Grab a hold
of our hands!

1271
01:30:14,622 --> 01:30:15,919
What?

1272
01:30:15,990 --> 01:30:17,685
What do you mean?

1273
01:30:19,260 --> 01:30:20,522
Wait!

1274
01:30:43,852 --> 01:30:45,820
(PANTING)

1275
01:30:51,493 --> 01:30:52,926
(ALL APPLAUDING)

1276
01:30:53,928 --> 01:30:55,327
(WHISTLING)

1277
01:31:08,910 --> 01:31:10,434
Max, I can't believe it.

1278
01:31:10,512 --> 01:31:14,380
You made this fundraiser
the most successful one
the school has ever had.

1279
01:31:14,449 --> 01:31:16,178
Thank you.

1280
01:31:16,251 --> 01:31:17,275
Max.

1281
01:31:17,352 --> 01:31:21,880
That was the most amazing
magic act I've ever seen.

1282
01:31:21,956 --> 01:31:25,357
Son, I can't tell you
how proud you made me.

1283
01:31:25,426 --> 01:31:28,623
I've been trying to get you
into sports and to keep up
with Colin and...

1284
01:31:28,696 --> 01:31:30,129
Forget it.

1285
01:31:30,198 --> 01:31:32,826
You really found
your true calling,

1286
01:31:32,901 --> 01:31:36,200
and I want you to know
I back you 100%.

1287
01:31:37,272 --> 01:31:39,706
You made this the
best Halloween ever.

1288
01:31:39,774 --> 01:31:41,173
Thanks, Dad.

1289
01:31:44,979 --> 01:31:48,915
Everybody, everybody!
This is my son up here.

1290
01:32:03,298 --> 01:32:06,529
TARA: You really have made
this the best Halloween ever.

1291
01:32:06,601 --> 01:32:09,263
You guys made it.
Phears didn't get you.

1292
01:32:09,337 --> 01:32:10,702
Thanks to you.

1293
01:32:10,772 --> 01:32:13,400
Come on. You guys are
the ones who did it.

1294
01:32:13,474 --> 01:32:14,998
Now, with Phears
out of the way,

1295
01:32:15,076 --> 01:32:18,637
we can really concentrate
on finding your parents.

1296
01:32:18,713 --> 01:32:22,615
You know what?
I can feel Mom and Dad.

1297
01:32:22,684 --> 01:32:24,481
They know we're
looking for them.

1298
01:32:25,286 --> 01:32:27,447
And they believe
we're gonna find them, too.

1299
01:32:27,522 --> 01:32:30,457
We got the ring.
We know where
the tunnel is.

1300
01:32:30,525 --> 01:32:32,959
And the evil ghosts are gone.

1301
01:32:33,027 --> 01:32:36,963
We can probably find more
clues in there and that
should lead us right to them.

1302
01:32:37,031 --> 01:32:38,862
This is so great.

1303
01:32:38,933 --> 01:32:42,061
You know, it's weird,
'cause I can feel them, too.

1304
01:32:42,136 --> 01:32:44,627
It's like they're
leading us right to them.
I know.

1305
01:32:44,706 --> 01:32:47,732
A little more investigating,
and we should be hooking
up with them soon.

1306
01:32:47,809 --> 01:32:50,107
Oh, my gosh,
this is so great.

1307
01:32:50,912 --> 01:32:52,743
Oh, yeah. Listen, Max.

1308
01:32:52,814 --> 01:32:55,874
Go back there and enjoy
some time with your family.
You deserve it.

1309
01:32:55,950 --> 01:32:58,009
Yeah.
We'll see you
back at the house.

1310
01:32:58,086 --> 01:32:59,280
Okay. Don't worry.

1311
01:32:59,354 --> 01:33:02,653
Tomorrow, we'll dive head-on
into this investigation.

1312
01:33:02,724 --> 01:33:05,716
The three of us,
we make an awesome team.

1313
01:33:05,793 --> 01:33:07,260
And nothing can
stop us now.

1314
01:33:07,328 --> 01:33:09,023
Yeah! High fives!

1315
01:33:11,366 --> 01:33:12,731
(CROWD APPLAUDING)

1316
01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:13,926
Bye!

1317
01:33:28,383 --> 01:33:30,715
(PHEARS LAUGHING)