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OPTIMUS PRIME: Earth, birthplace of the human race,
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a species much like our own,
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capable of great compassion
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and great violence.
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For in our quest to protect the humans,
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a deeper revelation dawns.
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Our worlds have met before.
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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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(GASPS)
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(MEN SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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- FEMALE ANNOUNCER 1: Newsflash from the BBC.
- MALE ANNOUNCER: Breaking news out of Shanghai.
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There's been a major toxic spill
in the Shanghai factory district.
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FEMALE ANNOUNCER 2: We're staying
on top of this developing story for you.
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We will bring you
any new information as we get it.
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WOMAN: NEST Seahawks approaching target.
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SOLDIER: Three minutes
until evacuation is complete, sir.
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Chinese airspace has been locked
and sealed, one-mile radius.
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All right, give NEST team the go.
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Black Hawks, you're clear to land.
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SKIDS: Ding-a-ling!
Come out and get your ice cream.
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Any bad robot out there
better get ready for an ass-whupping.
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OPTIMUS: For the last two years,
an advance team of new Autobots
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has taken refuge here
under my command.
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MAN ON PA: Arcees, get ready to launch.
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We're locked and loaded.
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OPTIMUS: Together, we form an alliance
with the humans,
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a secret but brave squad of soldiers.
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LENNOX: All right, listen up. China's cover story
on this one is "toxic spill."
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They had to evac the area
for search and rescue.
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This makes six enemy contacts
in eight months.
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We gotta make sure this one does not
get out in the public eye, so keep it tight.
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OPTIMUS: A classified strike team called NEST.
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We hunt for what remains
of our Decepticon foes
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hiding in different countries
around the globe.
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SOLDIER: Roll in Alpha through Echo now.
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Move out! Let's go!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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All right, Ironhide.
We got echoes. They're close.
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Steel stacks at 2 o'clock.
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(GRUNTING)
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He's here. I smell him.
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GRAHAM: It's close. It's getting closer.
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- EPPS: Oh, no.
- LENNOX: What have you got?
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Thermal ripple.
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Right, everybody, be steady.
We're right on top of it.
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(SOLDIERS SCREAMING)
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Eagle niner!
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SOLDIER: I need an energy proton.
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Panther 1, requesting fire mission now!
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Gunships on station. Roll in hot!
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PILOT: Dog 1, now we are engaging.
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We got a second Decepticon.
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Arcee twins! Target coming your way!
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I got him, I got him!
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(GUN FIRING)
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(GROANING)
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I screwed that up. I'm okay. I'm all right.
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- This is combat, man.
- Total brain freeze, man.
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SKIDS: What's wrong with you?
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Bring in Sideswipe!
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Clear a path!
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Damn, I'm good!
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Air support, we need Big Buddha
to deliver the drop now!
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PILOT: Cyclone 98, final attack hitting in 120.
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Clear to drop in
five, four, three, two, one.
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(GRUNTING)
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Autobots, I'm in pursuit!
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Pull over!
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Punk-ass Decepticon!
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Any last words?
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DEMOLISHOR: This is not your planet to rule!
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The Fallen shall rise again.
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That doesn't sound good.
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Not today.
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RON: Come on, let's go! All hands on deck!
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Frankie, Mojo, out!
Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule.
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SAM: Slow down, Dad. Why are you
in such a hurry to get rid of me?
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- Did you rent the room out?
- No, I got other ideas for your room
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and it rhymes with "home theater."
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SNIFFLES)
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JUDY: Look what I found.
It's your little baby booties.
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-Ma.
-My little baby-bootie boy.
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- You can't go.
- You see this, Dad? This is how
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you're supposed to react
when the fruit of your loins
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goes out into the cruel world
to fend for himself, okay?
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Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, pal.
College, bummer!
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You have to come home every holiday,
not just big ones.
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You have to come home for Halloween.
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Well, I can't
come home for Halloween, Mom.
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- Well, then we'll come to you.
- You're not coming.
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- No, we're not going anywhere.
- We'll dress up.
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We'll be in costumes.
You'll never know it's us.
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- You can't do that, Mom.
- Would you let the kid breathe,
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for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack.
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There's no way you're packed
for a month-long trip.
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Come on, chop, chop!
Let's go. March, young lady.
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- Dad.
- I love it when you call me "young lady,"
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- you dirty old man.
- You ain't seen nothing yet.
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- Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!
- What?
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I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.
It's not a rap video.
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It's just like a coach thing.
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That was
a really creepy move just now, Dad.
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Look. You know, your mother and me
are really proud of you.
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You're the first Witwicky
ever to go to college.
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Now I'm crying again! This sucks!
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You're gonna be okay, Ma.
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You know, it's just going to be,
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you know, hard for her to accept
that her boy's all grown up, you know,
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going out to handle the world
on his own.
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- You okay, Pop?
- Yeah.
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Mojo, no dominating Frankie!
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- Get the hell off the couch, you filthy beasts!
- Wow!
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You'll see a lot of that in college, too.
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- What are you talking about, Dad?
- There's gonna be a lot of women there.
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Yeah, well,
I'm a one-woman kind of guy.
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Look, Mikaela's the greatest,
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but you gotta give each other
room to grow, okay?
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You're no different
than any other couple your age.
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Except we discovered
an alien race together.
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(SCOFFS) How long you gonna be riding
that scooter?
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("21 GUNS"
BY GREEN DAY - PLAYING)
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Dad, listen, I know what the odds are.
We're the exception, okay?
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Wait a second. Oh, who could that be?
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In two weeks, it could be Muffy.
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Hey, beautiful.
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- MIKAELA: I'm breaking up with you, Sam.
- Really?
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You sure?
I'm not hearing a lot of conviction.
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Well, I am, okay? So, there's no reason
for me to come say good- bye to you.
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Wow, you almost sounded serious
that time.
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Guess what? I made you
a long- distance relationship kit.
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Yeah, I got you a webcam,
so we can chat 24/7.
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All Witwicky, all the time.
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And I got you a couple souvenirs
from the event
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that cannot be mentioned
on cell phones.
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- Some mixes and candles and stuff.
- Sounds cute. I can't wait.
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Hey! You want
the infamous D-Day shirt?
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You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?
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Yeah. Of course, I kept it, Mikaela.
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It's like my Super Bowl jersey.
I bled in this thing.
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- Wow. You're pretty confident, huh?
- No, it's not that.
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It's just that my low self-esteem's
at an all-time high.
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You think your little box of souvenirs
is gonna keep me from leaving you?
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You really should come with me.
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They got cheap apartments
near campus.
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Well, that's not gonna happen
until I get my man-child father,
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fresh out of prison, back on his feet.
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I heard that.
Where'd you put the clutch covers?
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- Next to the camshafts.
- I love it when you say "camshafts."
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Whisper it to me.
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Camshafts.
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Why can't I hate you?
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It's my Witwicky charm.
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Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.
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I guess we're not breaking up.
I'll be over in 20.
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Mikaela, I think a sliver of the Cube
got stuck on my shirt.
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Sam?
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There's a fire!
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Dad, we got a fire!
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(KITCHENBOTS EXCLAIMING)
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(DOG WHIMPERING)
(SAM SCREAMING) Fire!
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(CRYING) Ron, did you know
it was gonna be this hard?
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Can you just stop?
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Yeah, okay, I'll stop. You carry this shit!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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- Wow.
- Do you know what?
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- What?
- I don't want to go anywhere with you.
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I don't wanna go to France with you.
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I don't wanna go
around the corner with you.
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- I'm going back inside.
- All right, fine.
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I'll call you from Paris.
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(KITCHENBOTS GROWLING)
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(SAM GROANING)
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What is all the racket?
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Sam?
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Dad!
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- What was that?
- That's the whole kitchen!
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- Bumblebee... Oh, my...
- Bumblebee!
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(SCREAMING)
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- 911.
- Bumblebee!
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- Get in the garage. Go!
- What the freak just happened?
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I'm about to have a nervous breakdown.
Just go in the garage quietly, please.
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Holy Mother!
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- Oh, my God!
- BUMBLEBEE: Whatever.
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Get in the garage now!
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- Firemen! Fire fighters, over here!
- Dogs out! Get the dogs out!
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This is it! Come on, you guys.
What are you waiting for?
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My house is on fire!
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- ...very important.
- What happened?
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Come here. Listen, I need you to take
the Cube sliver and put it in your purse.
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- What's going on?
- Just take it.
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- Sam Witwicky? A word with you.
- Yes, Mom. Yeah.
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- Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot.
- Hi.
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- An old furnace, I think.
- From a waffle iron.
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When you go, he goes. I cannot live
with a psychotic alien in my garage!
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(SHUSHING) Judy... National security.
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Look, if we stay quiet,
they're gonna take care of everything.
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Just consider this
the official start of our remodel, okay?
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Fine. If the government's paying,
I want a pool and a hot tub!
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And I'm gonna skinny-dip
and you can't say shit about it!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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- Yeah, you know you're in trouble.
- He still having voice problems?
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He's playing it up.
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Bee, I want to talk to you
about the college thing, okay?
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THE POINTER SISTERS' SONG ON RADIO:
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
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Hey, I'm not taking you with me.
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I'm gonna wait outside, okay?
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I meant to tell you about this earlier.
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It's just that, you know...
Here's the thing.
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Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.
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I know, and if it was up to me,
I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee.
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Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn't
be living in my dad's garage.
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I mean, you're suffocating in here.
You deserve better than this.
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This is hard enough, man.
Don't make it harder.
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Can you just look at me, please?
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Come on, big guy.
Look, the guardian thing is done.
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Okay? You did your job.
Look, I'm safe now.
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You need to go be with
Optimus Prime and the others.
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I just want to be normal, Bee.
That's why I'm going to college,
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and I can't do that with you.
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It's not the last time I'm gonna see you,
you know, Bee.
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Come on, don't do that. Bee.
You're killing me, Bee.
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But you'll always be my first car.
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Love you, Bee.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Wow!
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Between State Farm and the taxpayers,
we're all taken care of.
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- You got dirt all over you.
- Stop. Stop.
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- What?
- Stop, I'm okay.
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Look.
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So, you think you can make it through
those East Coast winters without me?
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You're the best thing
to ever happen to me.
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00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:22,824
- And?
- And I'll do anything for you.
236
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:24,743
And?
237
00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:27,913
- I think Sam's about to say the L- word.
- Let's go, kiddo!
238
00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:29,080
Nice timing, Dad.
239
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,166
I adore you.
240
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,585
That's not the word that I want
241
00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:35,086
- to hear right now.
- What are you talking about?
242
00:17:35,171 --> 00:17:36,171
It's the same word as the other word.
243
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,089
- It's not the same word.
- Look, if I say the other word now
244
00:17:38,174 --> 00:17:39,716
and you forced me to say it,
it won't mean anything, plus
245
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,052
you haven't said it either.
So, don't get mad at me for not saying it.
246
00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:44,721
Yeah, but I haven't said it because guys
always run when you say it first.
247
00:17:44,805 --> 00:17:48,433
Yeah, well, so do girls.
Especially girls like you, with options.
248
00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:52,687
So, this is all part of your elaborate plan
to keep me interested?
249
00:17:53,481 --> 00:17:56,358
- It can be.
- I hate that it's working.
250
00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:59,194
Can I have a kiss?
251
00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:02,030
We're going to make it work, I promise.
252
00:18:30,031 --> 00:18:32,031
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
253
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:39,150
Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.
254
00:18:39,235 --> 00:18:41,236
Retrieve it.
255
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,802
MAN ON PA: Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three.
256
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,722
Bad-ass ice-cream truck
coming through.
257
00:19:08,806 --> 00:19:10,682
- Excuse me! Excuse me! Hello!
- No, I don't...
258
00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:11,891
- Hold up.
- Those are nice.
259
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,601
Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.
260
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:17,355
Yes, sir. Yeah!
Look here, it's my booty call right here!
261
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:21,317
- Time to get my sexy on with the green.
- Green? No, green is mine!
262
00:19:21,402 --> 00:19:22,777
I call green!
263
00:19:25,781 --> 00:19:27,240
- I got the green.
- That hurt, man.
264
00:19:27,324 --> 00:19:29,492
It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass-kicking.
265
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,963
SOLDIER: Present arms!
266
00:19:56,312 --> 00:19:58,730
LENNOX: Director Galloway, what an honor.
I'd love to show you around,
267
00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:00,315
but you gotta be
on the classified access list.
268
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,984
I am now. Presidential order, Major.
269
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,987
I got a message
for your classified space buddies!
270
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,156
You guys made a mess of Shanghai.
271
00:20:11,494 --> 00:20:14,537
All right, so this is where
we communicate with the JCS
272
00:20:14,622 --> 00:20:17,791
and this area serves
as the Autobots' hangar.
273
00:20:19,668 --> 00:20:22,170
SOLDIER: Secure link to JCS is up, Major.
274
00:20:23,071 --> 00:20:24,571
(CHATTER ON SATELLITE)
275
00:20:31,072 --> 00:20:36,572
(INDISTINCT TRANSMISSION VOICES)
276
00:20:46,028 --> 00:20:47,862
SOLDIER ON RADIO: Secure line to
the Pentagon is now open.
277
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,949
- LENNOX: General?
- Will, I saw the Shanghai op.
278
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,535
- We had a rough day out there.
- Yes, sir.
279
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,496
We have intel that I believe
warrants an immediate debrief.
280
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,790
Now with your permission,
I can't let you see him,
281
00:20:58,874 --> 00:21:01,251
but I would like you to hear
from the leader of the Autobots.
282
00:21:01,335 --> 00:21:02,377
MORSHOWER: Proceed.
283
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,647
EPPS: You gotta wonder,
284
00:21:22,731 --> 00:21:26,067
if God made us in his image,
who made him?
285
00:21:27,236 --> 00:21:29,445
General, our alliance
has countermanded
286
00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:32,157
six Decepticon incursions this year,
287
00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:34,826
each on a different continent.
288
00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:37,829
They're clearly searching
around the world for something,
289
00:21:37,913 --> 00:21:41,291
but last night's encounter
came with a warning.
290
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:44,043
DECEPTICON ON RECORDING:
"The Fallen shall rise again."
291
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:46,421
"The Fallen." Meaning what?
292
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:49,924
OPTIMUS: Origin unknown.
The only recorded history of our race
293
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:54,179
was contained within the AllSpark
and lost with its destruction.
294
00:21:54,263 --> 00:21:55,847
Excuse me!
295
00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:01,186
With this so-called AllSpark
now destroyed,
296
00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:04,814
why hasn't the enemy left the planet
like you thought they would?
297
00:22:04,899 --> 00:22:07,192
Director Galloway,
our National Security Advisor.
298
00:22:07,276 --> 00:22:10,236
The President just appointed him liaison.
299
00:22:10,321 --> 00:22:12,906
Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.
300
00:22:14,408 --> 00:22:17,994
- GALLOWAY: Forgive the interruption, General.
- Excuse me. Coming through.
301
00:22:18,621 --> 00:22:20,455
Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier.
302
00:22:22,124 --> 00:22:23,750
After all the damage in Shanghai,
303
00:22:23,834 --> 00:22:27,795
the President is hard-pressed
to say the job's getting done.
304
00:22:29,131 --> 00:22:34,093
Now, under the classified Alien/Autobot
Cooperation Act,
305
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:39,724
you agreed to share your intel with us,
but not your advancements in weaponry.
306
00:22:39,808 --> 00:22:43,728
We've witnessed
your human capacity for war.
307
00:22:43,812 --> 00:22:47,398
It would absolutely bring
more harm than good.
308
00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:50,360
But who are you to judge
what's best for us?
309
00:22:50,444 --> 00:22:52,487
With all due respect,
we've been fighting side by side
310
00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,113
in the field for two years.
311
00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:57,492
We've shed blood,
sweat and precious metal together.
312
00:22:57,576 --> 00:23:00,286
Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk.
313
00:23:00,371 --> 00:23:01,996
Don't tempt me.
314
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,582
And the newest members of your team.
315
00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,960
- Easy.
- I understand they arrived here
316
00:23:07,044 --> 00:23:08,920
after you sent a message into space,
317
00:23:09,004 --> 00:23:12,757
an open invitation to come to Earth,
vetted by no one at the White House.
318
00:23:12,841 --> 00:23:16,594
Let me stop you right there,
Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here.
319
00:23:16,679 --> 00:23:20,598
And in my experience, the judgment
of both Major Lennox and his team
320
00:23:20,683 --> 00:23:23,601
has always been above reproach.
321
00:23:23,686 --> 00:23:26,521
Well, be that as it may, General,
it is the position of the President
322
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:32,151
that when our national security is
at stake, no one is above reproach.
323
00:23:32,861 --> 00:23:35,363
Now, what do we know so far?
324
00:23:36,031 --> 00:23:41,869
We know that the enemy leader,
classified NBE One, aka Megatron,
325
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:45,540
is rusting in peace at the bottom
of the Laurentian Abyssal,
326
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:50,128
surrounded by SOSUS detection nets
and a full-time submarine surveillance.
327
00:23:50,212 --> 00:23:54,632
We also know that the only remaining
piece of your alien AllSpark
328
00:23:54,717 --> 00:23:56,634
is locked in an electromagnetic vault
329
00:23:56,719 --> 00:24:00,054
here on one of the most secure
naval bases in the world.
330
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:04,642
SOUNDWAVE: Decepticons, we have located the shard.
331
00:24:04,727 --> 00:24:10,565
And since no one can seem to tell me
what the enemy is now after,
332
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,484
well, there's only one clear conclusion!
333
00:24:13,569 --> 00:24:16,404
You! The Autobots!
334
00:24:17,239 --> 00:24:19,532
They're here to hunt you!
335
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,577
What's there to hunt for on Earth
besides that?
336
00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:25,538
"The Fallen shall rise again"?
337
00:24:25,622 --> 00:24:27,832
It sounds to me
like something's coming.
338
00:24:27,916 --> 00:24:32,670
So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude
that our national security is best served
339
00:24:32,755 --> 00:24:36,466
by denying you further asylum
on our planet,
340
00:24:38,552 --> 00:24:41,471
will you leave peacefully?
341
00:24:41,555 --> 00:24:46,434
Freedom is your right. If you make
that request, we will honor it.
342
00:24:47,644 --> 00:24:52,774
But before your President decides,
please ask him this.
343
00:24:53,233 --> 00:24:57,737
What if we leave and you're wrong?
344
00:25:05,287 --> 00:25:07,288
That's a good question.
345
00:25:07,789 --> 00:25:09,489
(BELL RINGING)
346
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:13,920
Oh, my gosh! Look at this place!
347
00:25:14,755 --> 00:25:17,048
I feel smarter already.
348
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:22,011
- Ron, can you smell it?
- Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.
349
00:25:22,096 --> 00:25:26,599
- Oh hey, cheapo!
- Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff.
350
00:25:26,683 --> 00:25:27,725
Just go ahead and check out your room.
351
00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:28,810
Yeah, go.
352
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:34,811
("21 GUNS"
BY GREEN DAY - PLAYING)
353
00:25:36,652 --> 00:25:38,403
- SAM: Hey.
- LEO: Hey.
354
00:25:38,487 --> 00:25:41,406
- You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo.
- Hey.
355
00:25:42,449 --> 00:25:45,993
So, I already set up the crib a bit.
You want this side or that side?
356
00:25:46,829 --> 00:25:49,580
- Ah, that side.
- I already chose that side.
357
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:53,960
You know what this is?
This is the awkward moment.
358
00:25:54,044 --> 00:25:55,628
Yeah, see,
you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy.
359
00:25:55,712 --> 00:25:57,004
I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy.
360
00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,631
Balanced, unmedicated,
nothing under the crawl space.
361
00:25:58,715 --> 00:26:00,091
Good personal hygiene,
won't stab me in my sleep.
362
00:26:00,175 --> 00:26:01,217
No criminal record, won't steal anything.
363
00:26:01,301 --> 00:26:02,844
- Including girlfriends.
- Especially girlfriends.
364
00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:05,179
- You got a girlfriend?
- I do. You?
365
00:26:06,014 --> 00:26:08,641
(LAUGHING) No, not a chance.
You a techie?
366
00:26:08,725 --> 00:26:10,935
Sweet! Sharsky,
Fassbinder, where we at?
367
00:26:11,019 --> 00:26:13,271
- FASSBINDER: Server's almost online, Leo.
- SHARSKY: Network's up and running.
368
00:26:13,355 --> 00:26:14,772
Beautiful, that's what I like to hear.
369
00:26:14,857 --> 00:26:17,859
That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder,
my IT gurus.
370
00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:21,070
Welcome to my empire, bro,
TheRealEffingDeal.com.
371
00:26:21,155 --> 00:26:22,405
That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it.
372
00:26:22,489 --> 00:26:24,907
- No, I haven't.
- Well, that sucks.
373
00:26:24,992 --> 00:26:26,451
- What is all this for?
- See where I'm going, bro.
374
00:26:26,535 --> 00:26:29,454
Look, call me gross,
I want to be a baby billionaire.
375
00:26:29,538 --> 00:26:32,039
Kitten calendars.
That's where I started. Look at me now.
376
00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,374
Got to have dreams, bro.
377
00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:38,129
Leo! We got
some brand-new Shanghai vid!
378
00:26:38,213 --> 00:26:41,174
Post it, baby! Go, go, go! FTJ! FTJ!
379
00:26:41,258 --> 00:26:43,634
- What's "FTJ"?
- "Fuel the Jet."
380
00:26:43,719 --> 00:26:45,052
Fuel the Jet, bro.
381
00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:47,513
FASSBINDER: FTJ. FTJ, legit!
382
00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:49,974
Did you see that? Did you see that?
383
00:26:50,058 --> 00:26:52,518
Look at this. Half of Shanghai gets
wrecked and China says "gas leak."
384
00:26:52,603 --> 00:26:54,979
Don't believe the hype, bro.
385
00:26:55,063 --> 00:26:58,691
SHARSKY: Just like the alien robots in LA
two years ago that everyone covered up.
386
00:26:58,775 --> 00:27:01,152
Yeah, I saw these robots,
and they did this, like, firing thing
387
00:27:01,236 --> 00:27:03,488
and they came down and toasted
this woman, and she was like...
388
00:27:03,572 --> 00:27:05,531
- It looks fake to me.
- Dude, it's not fake.
389
00:27:05,616 --> 00:27:08,701
The Internet is pure truth.
Video doesn't lie.
390
00:27:08,785 --> 00:27:10,411
- It looks fake.
- No, man, I've seen them.
391
00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:13,706
- They're, like, these robots...
- Look, look, it's fake.
392
00:27:13,790 --> 00:27:15,291
Anybody could do it
on any computer, okay?
393
00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:17,418
And I wasn't there,
394
00:27:17,503 --> 00:27:19,712
- so I can't comment or speculate.
- Oh, no.
395
00:27:19,796 --> 00:27:22,006
"Comment or speculate"?
And we're supposed to cohabitate?
396
00:27:22,090 --> 00:27:25,051
No, listen, okay?
Don't be sucking the sack, bro!
397
00:27:25,135 --> 00:27:26,844
- Which sack?
- The ball sack.
398
00:27:26,929 --> 00:27:28,471
Dude, what kind of tool are you?
399
00:27:28,555 --> 00:27:31,557
Mainstream media sack.
They're lying to us, all right?
400
00:27:31,642 --> 00:27:34,018
- It's aliens, man.
- Okay, okay.
401
00:27:34,102 --> 00:27:35,353
Follow me.
402
00:27:36,230 --> 00:27:37,438
Leo, bad news!
403
00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:39,857
We just got scooped.
The video's already up on GFR.
404
00:27:39,942 --> 00:27:41,442
Dame Fassbinder!
405
00:27:41,443 --> 00:27:42,443
(GRUNTS)
406
00:27:42,611 --> 00:27:44,862
Robo-Warrior, the guy's our main
competition on conspiracy stuff.
407
00:27:44,947 --> 00:27:46,989
"Effing" was my F-ing idea
and he stole it!
408
00:27:47,074 --> 00:27:49,575
He's been linking to my site
and thieving hits forever.
409
00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:52,036
By the way, I read your file.
I'm poor, you're poor.
410
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,289
We're gonna fix that, all right?
You work for me now.
411
00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:58,709
I work for you now? That's incredible.
412
00:27:58,794 --> 00:28:01,712
It's first day of college,
I got a career in a dinky Internet firm
413
00:28:01,797 --> 00:28:04,840
with a boss who is made up
of just pure champion stuff.
414
00:28:04,925 --> 00:28:06,884
Are you mocking
my life's work, Samuel?
415
00:28:06,969 --> 00:28:08,511
That's your one warning patrolling,
dude. Don't make me
416
00:28:08,595 --> 00:28:10,221
have Fassbinder hack your financial aid,
'cause I'll do it!
417
00:28:10,305 --> 00:28:13,558
Hey, oh hey RA. Listen, it's getting a little
intense in my room. Can I switch out?
418
00:28:13,642 --> 00:28:18,521
Oh sad face, 312. No switching, no trading.
Let's turn that frown upside down, okay?
419
00:28:18,605 --> 00:28:19,689
- Oh, here we go.
- We made it. Hi.
420
00:28:19,773 --> 00:28:20,898
It's just like Hogwarts.
421
00:28:20,983 --> 00:28:22,191
- Hi.
- Is this co- ed?
422
00:28:22,276 --> 00:28:23,568
This is a co-ed dorm.
423
00:28:23,652 --> 00:28:25,111
- You guys want to meet my roommates?
- Yeah.
424
00:28:25,195 --> 00:28:26,445
Some real swell guys.
425
00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:27,905
- Here's Leo.
- We're the Witwickys.
426
00:28:27,990 --> 00:28:29,073
- I'm Leo.
- I'm Judy.
427
00:28:29,157 --> 00:28:30,950
Hey, you have a great son, you really do.
428
00:28:31,034 --> 00:28:33,578
- Well, aren't you the sweetest thing?
- Yeah, he's real sweet, Ma.
429
00:28:33,662 --> 00:28:34,829
What is that in your hand, by the way?
430
00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:39,000
I got this at the bake sale for the
environment that those boys are having.
431
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:42,003
You know, you don't often see
white boys with the dreadlocks.
432
00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:43,629
- Mom?
- Yeah, it's 100% pure,
433
00:28:43,714 --> 00:28:45,339
Hawaiian green for the environment.
434
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:46,924
- How many of these have you eaten?
- Drop it.
435
00:28:47,009 --> 00:28:48,926
- What is this?
- Yeah, they baked it with reefer in it.
436
00:28:49,011 --> 00:28:50,386
- No, it's...
- Please, give me...
437
00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:52,597
Hey! It's my cheat day.
I can eat what I want.
438
00:28:52,681 --> 00:28:54,599
I'm going to freak out.
Please do something right now, Dad.
439
00:28:54,683 --> 00:28:55,891
Please do something right now.
440
00:28:56,852 --> 00:28:58,519
I can eat all the fricking brownies I want!
441
00:28:58,604 --> 00:28:59,645
Come on, let's go.
442
00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:01,230
I'm sorry and you're welcome.
443
00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:03,731
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
444
00:29:04,484 --> 00:29:06,152
We call it the "Hot Freshman 55."
445
00:29:06,236 --> 00:29:09,196
Sharsky hacked Campus Housing and
stacked the dorm with pretty Betties.
446
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,699
Is... Is so nice...
447
00:29:12,659 --> 00:29:16,162
Oh, my God. That's her. She's coming.
She sees me, she sees me.
448
00:29:18,373 --> 00:29:19,832
She's tied for number one
on my to- do list.
449
00:29:19,916 --> 00:29:21,626
Do not bird- dog my quail, you hear me?
450
00:29:22,085 --> 00:29:25,963
Pretty girls! Hey, you.
My son lives in this dorm.
451
00:29:26,673 --> 00:29:29,216
You should go make friends with him.
He's Sam.
452
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,635
MALE STUDENT:
Glad she ain't my mama!
453
00:29:30,719 --> 00:29:32,928
And he recently had his cherry popped!
454
00:29:33,129 --> 00:29:34,129
(ALL GIGLING)
455
00:29:34,431 --> 00:29:36,307
He didn't know I was in the house!
I heard it all!
456
00:29:36,391 --> 00:29:38,059
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Here he is!
457
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:41,687
Oh, he would get in my closet
and dress up as Boy Spice!
458
00:29:41,772 --> 00:29:47,652
- Hey, and his car is a talking robot!
- No, like a.. like the GPS. OnStar!
459
00:29:48,111 --> 00:29:49,570
- OnStar.
- Frisbee!
460
00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:53,699
No, Dad! Dad, you just gonna
let her run around the school?
461
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,499
- JUDY: Give it! Mine, mine, mine!
- MAN: Hey! Crazy!
462
00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:03,751
- You want it?
- I want it.
463
00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:07,254
Judy, Judy, just... Just put it down.
464
00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:09,715
- You gotta control your mother.
- I don't know who this woman is.
465
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,343
Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A.
466
00:30:12,427 --> 00:30:15,304
All right, Grace Slick. We got
some snacks in the car. Let's go.
467
00:30:15,389 --> 00:30:18,265
- Did you get the booties? All right.
- Yes, Dad, I got the booties!
468
00:30:18,767 --> 00:30:20,142
I'm upside down!
469
00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:39,043
(GROWLING)
470
00:30:52,008 --> 00:30:53,718
Black Lion X-Ray,
this is Black Lion Tango.
471
00:30:53,802 --> 00:30:57,638
We have activation of motion sensors
on the western perimeter fence.
472
00:31:30,839 --> 00:31:33,339
(INSECTIONS CHITTERING)
473
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,040
(ALARM BLARING)
474
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:15,633
MAN ON PA: Breach at B-14.
475
00:32:20,347 --> 00:32:21,889
Go, go, go, go!
476
00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:31,899
SOLDIER: The shard's gone.
477
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,500
(CREATURE HISSES)
478
00:32:40,617 --> 00:32:41,867
Contact!
479
00:32:42,744 --> 00:32:44,245
SOLDIER 1: Take it down!
480
00:32:45,038 --> 00:32:46,497
- SOLDIER 2: Which way?
- SOLDIER 3: Shoot left!
481
00:32:52,087 --> 00:32:53,671
Knock it down!
482
00:32:56,672 --> 00:33:00,172
(GUN FIRING)
483
00:33:02,889 --> 00:33:05,516
First frat party's the game changer.
Boys, we're hunting in the wild now.
484
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,268
So, get your game faces on.
485
00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:09,478
I can't stay long.
I have a webcam date with my girlfriend.
486
00:33:09,563 --> 00:33:10,771
- That's so cool!
- No, it's not.
487
00:33:10,972 --> 00:33:14,972
("BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE"
BY THE USED - PLAYING)
488
00:33:17,112 --> 00:33:18,779
While he's making out
with his MacBook,
489
00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:20,739
I'm gonna be getting
my Spitzy freaky freak on.
490
00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:23,033
- Let's roll.
- She's hot.
491
00:33:23,118 --> 00:33:24,952
Bro, we're hunting!
492
00:33:28,123 --> 00:33:30,332
- See you, darling.
- Bye, Dad.
493
00:33:31,126 --> 00:33:32,501
Okay.
494
00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:40,801
This is our first live chat date.
I've never done it before.
495
00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:43,178
I'm kind of nervous.
496
00:34:10,290 --> 00:34:11,999
- ALICE: Are you okay?
- No, uhh.
497
00:34:13,126 --> 00:34:15,753
I was getting a napkin for my drink.
498
00:34:16,713 --> 00:34:19,173
Thanks. Cheers.
499
00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:21,258
- It's Sam, right?
- Yeah.
500
00:34:21,343 --> 00:34:25,012
- I wanna dance.
- What, like... Like dancing?
501
00:34:25,847 --> 00:34:28,182
Like a pairing? Like a duo?
Like a coupling?
502
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:33,062
'Cause I'm in a... I'm in a permanently semi...semé
I'm in a relationship, kind of...
503
00:34:33,647 --> 00:34:37,483
- Oh, relax. I just want to have some fun.
- Wanna have some fun?
504
00:34:37,567 --> 00:34:41,570
Yeah, okay. Let's play some checkers.
You can sit over there and...
505
00:34:43,490 --> 00:34:44,531
Oh, my...
506
00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:48,243
So, how about tonight
you pretend I'm your girlfriend
507
00:34:48,328 --> 00:34:50,454
and I pretend that you're my boyfriend?
508
00:35:00,256 --> 00:35:03,717
Hey! Who drove
the freaking yellow Camaro?
509
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:07,137
There is a car on the lawn!
510
00:35:08,338 --> 00:35:10,538
(BEEPING)
511
00:35:11,017 --> 00:35:12,142
What are you doing?
512
00:35:12,227 --> 00:35:13,727
TOM HANKS' VOICE ON RADIO:
Houston, we have a problem.
513
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:14,895
- What is it?
- Freshman!
514
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:16,480
- Yeah? Oh!
- Is that your car in our bushes?
515
00:35:16,564 --> 00:35:20,442
No, there's a friend of mine,
he just went to get you a... tighter shirt.
516
00:35:20,527 --> 00:35:23,237
There isn't a tighter shirt! We checked.
517
00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:24,947
Now how about
I park my foot in your ass?
518
00:35:25,031 --> 00:35:26,657
- What size shoe do you wear?
- Yeah? Oh!
519
00:35:26,741 --> 00:35:28,742
- Hold on. Whoa!
- Oh, you wanna try?
520
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:31,662
- I'll back it up right now.
- Get him out of here.
521
00:35:31,746 --> 00:35:34,498
(EXCLAIMS) You have a ride?
Bro, why are you holding out on us?
522
00:35:34,582 --> 00:35:35,666
I've only known you 17 hours.
523
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:39,253
This is gonna really change our lives.
You have no idea.
524
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:43,549
- I love Camaros.
- Oh no, I can't do this right now, okay?
525
00:35:43,633 --> 00:35:45,551
- Don't be a wimp.
- Oh, God!
526
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,552
(TIRES SCREECHING)
527
00:35:53,935 --> 00:35:58,188
- My first car was my dad's '92 Z28.
- Yeah?
528
00:35:58,273 --> 00:36:03,027
Fuel-injected.
The roar of the engine, it just tickles me.
529
00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:06,405
Um, we shouldn't stare...
530
00:36:06,489 --> 00:36:09,992
I mean, share stories
with each other at all.
531
00:36:10,076 --> 00:36:12,369
Come on, Sam. Just one ride.
532
00:36:12,454 --> 00:36:14,955
HANK WILLIAMS' SONG ON RADIO:
Your cheatin' heart
533
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:18,156
(JAWS THEME MUSIC ON RADIO)
534
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:20,210
Don't. Don't!
535
00:36:20,295 --> 00:36:23,047
RICK JAMES' SONG ON RADIO: She's a super
freak, super freak. She's super freaky
536
00:36:23,131 --> 00:36:26,258
- Is your radio broken?
- No, my concentration is.
537
00:36:26,342 --> 00:36:28,135
We're not cheating.
538
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,763
Not yet.
539
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:36,101
Is something wrong here?
540
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,300
(BOTH SCREAMING)
541
00:36:40,482 --> 00:36:42,274
Oh God! You okay?
542
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,575
- MAN ON RADIO: (SINGING) Ow!
- Ow!
543
00:36:44,819 --> 00:36:46,236
She's mighty, mighty
544
00:36:46,321 --> 00:36:49,615
I really don't know what to tell you.
This car has a lot of problems. A lot...
545
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:53,816
(SCREAMING)
546
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,831
Oh, God! It's in my mouth! Ahh..
547
00:36:58,291 --> 00:37:00,250
Are you okay? I got Wetnaps.
548
00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:02,711
I got Wetnaps for your face! Hold on!
549
00:37:02,796 --> 00:37:04,880
I... I'm so sorry!
550
00:37:06,674 --> 00:37:07,716
What are you doing?
551
00:37:20,647 --> 00:37:22,731
You won't give me a day, huh?
552
00:37:23,358 --> 00:37:26,610
- You won't give me one day in college?
- I'm sorry, Sam,
553
00:37:26,694 --> 00:37:30,030
but the last fragment of the AllSpark
was stolen.
554
00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:31,949
Like what? Like Decepticons stole it?
555
00:37:32,033 --> 00:37:36,078
We placed it under human protection
at your government's request,
556
00:37:36,162 --> 00:37:38,956
but I'm here for your help, Sam,
557
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:43,460
because your leaders believe we
brought vengeance upon your planet.
558
00:37:43,545 --> 00:37:45,546
Perhaps they are right.
559
00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:50,717
That is why they must be reminded by
another human of the trust we share.
560
00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:53,512
- This isn't my war.
- Not yet,
561
00:37:54,389 --> 00:37:56,974
but I fear it soon will be.
562
00:37:57,058 --> 00:38:00,602
Your world must not share
the same fate as Cybertron.
563
00:38:01,855 --> 00:38:03,856
Whole generations lost.
564
00:38:07,694 --> 00:38:10,737
I know, and I want to help you, I do,
565
00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:13,907
but I am not some alien ambassador,
you know?
566
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,784
I'm a normal kid with normal problems.
567
00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:19,246
I am where I'm supposed to be.
568
00:38:21,916 --> 00:38:23,584
I'm sorry. I...
569
00:38:25,253 --> 00:38:26,336
I really am.
570
00:38:26,421 --> 00:38:30,257
Sam, fate rarely calls upon us
at a moment of our choosing.
571
00:38:31,050 --> 00:38:33,886
You're Optimus Prime.
You don't need me.
572
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:38,140
We do, more than you know.
573
00:38:52,141 --> 00:38:54,141
(HORN BLOWING)
574
00:38:57,902 --> 00:38:59,402
(SNARLING)
575
00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:15,761
ON RADIO: Conn, Sonar. Gained new contact,
bearing 214, and possible hostile,
576
00:39:15,845 --> 00:39:17,846
confirmed for
Project Deep Six Drop Point.
577
00:39:17,931 --> 00:39:20,641
- What do you got?
- SU pulled five contacts at 5,000 feet,
578
00:39:20,725 --> 00:39:21,934
diving fast.
579
00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:28,232
Never seen anything
dive that deep that fast.
580
00:39:28,316 --> 00:39:31,818
- Man battle stations.
- Chief of the watch, man battle stations!
581
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:33,779
Helm, left full rudder,
all ahead two- thirds.
582
00:39:34,113 --> 00:39:36,573
- Left full rudder, two- thirds.
- CHIFE: Dive, go deep.
583
00:39:58,763 --> 00:40:00,973
The nets protecting NBE One
are screaming, sir.
584
00:40:01,057 --> 00:40:04,935
MORSHOWER: That is 9,300 fathoms down.
And no confirmed DSRVs on site?
585
00:40:05,019 --> 00:40:07,187
- None, sir.
- Then, people, we've got a problem!
586
00:40:17,323 --> 00:40:21,493
DOCTOR: Need parts! Kill the little one!
587
00:40:24,004 --> 00:40:27,004
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
588
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,086
The shard make Energon!
589
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
(ALARM BLARING)
590
00:40:43,891 --> 00:40:47,269
Conn, Sonar. Now hold six contacts,
and they're coming up fast!
591
00:40:47,353 --> 00:40:49,730
- Sound collision alarm.
- SOLDIER: Left hard rudder.
592
00:40:51,107 --> 00:40:52,566
Five hundred feet.
593
00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,569
Angel Six,
we got six hostiles coming up.
594
00:41:03,578 --> 00:41:05,787
- Collision imminent port side.
- One hundred feet.
595
00:41:05,872 --> 00:41:06,913
Brace for impact.
596
00:41:33,483 --> 00:41:36,485
Starscream, I'm home.
597
00:41:36,569 --> 00:41:41,656
STARSCREAM: Lord Megatron, I was so relieved
to hear of your resurrection.
598
00:41:41,741 --> 00:41:45,911
You left me to die
on that pathetic insect planet.
599
00:41:45,995 --> 00:41:50,874
Only to help spawn our new army.
The Fallen decrees it!
600
00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:55,295
After all, in your absence,
someone had to take command.
601
00:41:57,215 --> 00:42:00,592
- So disappointing.
- Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile!
602
00:42:00,676 --> 00:42:04,805
Even in death,
there is no command but mine.
603
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,800
(CHITTERING)
604
00:42:10,603 --> 00:42:14,189
My master, I failed you on Earth.
605
00:42:14,273 --> 00:42:19,903
The AllSpark is destroyed
and without it, our race will perish.
606
00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:26,368
You have much to learn, my disciple.
The Cube was merely a vessel.
607
00:42:26,452 --> 00:42:30,080
Its power, its knowledge,
can never be destroyed.
608
00:42:30,164 --> 00:42:34,751
- It can only transform.
- How is that possible?
609
00:42:34,836 --> 00:42:38,422
It has been absorbed
by the human child.
610
00:42:38,506 --> 00:42:43,552
The key to saving our race
now lies within his mind.
611
00:42:43,636 --> 00:42:47,264
Well, then, let me strip
the very flesh from his body!
612
00:42:47,348 --> 00:42:50,809
And you will, my apprentice, in time.
613
00:42:50,893 --> 00:42:56,189
For millennia, I have dreamed
of my return to that wretched planet
614
00:42:56,274 --> 00:43:02,863
where I, too, was once betrayed
by the Primes I called my brothers.
615
00:43:03,698 --> 00:43:10,537
Only a Prime can defeat me,
and now, only one remains.
616
00:43:10,872 --> 00:43:14,249
Optimus! He protects the boy.
617
00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:17,627
Then the boy will lead us to him
618
00:43:17,712 --> 00:43:23,216
- and revenge will be ours.
- Yes.
619
00:43:24,218 --> 00:43:28,388
The boy will not escape us.
We have him in our sights.
620
00:43:29,557 --> 00:43:33,518
Without more Energon,
the hatchlings will keep dying.
621
00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:43,320
COLAN: Space. Time. Gravity.
622
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,327
- (SILENTLY) Thank you.
- Finish that for me.
623
00:43:50,411 --> 00:43:53,288
We're going on a journey together,
you and I, today.
624
00:43:53,372 --> 00:43:58,376
All you eager, nubile, young minds
on the very cusp of adulthood.
625
00:43:59,212 --> 00:44:02,214
And I shall be your consort, your guide,
626
00:44:02,298 --> 00:44:06,301
your chaperone,
into the heart of darkness.
627
00:44:06,802 --> 00:44:08,502
(HIGH PITCHED RINGING)
628
00:44:08,888 --> 00:44:11,139
Welcome to Astronomy 101.
629
00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:15,769
For what do we know about the stars?
630
00:44:16,312 --> 00:44:19,731
Virgo, the virgin.
631
00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:22,734
Orion, the great hunter.
632
00:44:22,818 --> 00:44:27,447
These are no mere twinkling diamonds
for lovely maidens to wish upon.
633
00:44:27,532 --> 00:44:29,866
No, they are dynamos
634
00:44:29,951 --> 00:44:34,538
filled with a throbbing,
savage and pent-up energy!
635
00:44:34,622 --> 00:44:40,335
Behold the work of Albert Einstein,
a professor once, like moi.
636
00:44:40,419 --> 00:44:41,878
- Energy equals mass...
- What you doing?
637
00:44:41,963 --> 00:44:43,421
LEO: Put your hand down.
Put your hand down.
638
00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:45,924
Young man, there are no questions
639
00:44:46,008 --> 00:44:47,968
until I've reached
the climax of my lecture.
640
00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:51,388
I just finished your book and there's
only one problem. Einstein's wrong.
641
00:44:52,139 --> 00:44:53,473
Energy does equal
mass times the velocity
642
00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:54,641
of light squared in this dimension,
643
00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:57,686
but what about the other 17?
Nobody ever talks about the other 17.
644
00:44:58,312 --> 00:44:59,980
Clear example.
645
00:45:03,693 --> 00:45:05,026
Break down the elemental components
of Energon,
646
00:45:05,111 --> 00:45:07,571
assume a constant decay rate
and extrapolate for each of the...
647
00:45:07,655 --> 00:45:09,072
Fourteen galactic convergences it took
648
00:45:09,156 --> 00:45:12,784
the Sentinel Prime expedition
to receive an... Echo on its signal,
649
00:45:12,868 --> 00:45:14,828
you wind up with a formula
for inter-dimensional energy increase
650
00:45:14,912 --> 00:45:16,329
that mass and light alone
can't possibly explain.
651
00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:18,707
Come on, guys, I can't be
the only one in the class who...
652
00:45:18,791 --> 00:45:23,545
Young man, I will not be
punk'd in front of the dean.
653
00:45:23,946 --> 00:45:24,746
(GASPS)
654
00:45:24,922 --> 00:45:28,300
No, this is my universe here.
655
00:45:28,384 --> 00:45:33,763
Do you understand?
I am the alpha and the omega.
656
00:45:33,848 --> 00:45:36,266
- Get out of my class!
- Yes, sir.
657
00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:37,267
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
658
00:45:39,353 --> 00:45:41,938
Anyone else care to have
some sort of mental breakdown?
659
00:45:51,866 --> 00:45:56,995
Hi, Bones! Hi. Hi.
You're such a good boy.
660
00:45:57,663 --> 00:45:59,873
(DISTORTED AUDIO) What a good boy, you are.
661
00:46:04,378 --> 00:46:07,088
Hey, Bones. Are you hungry?
662
00:46:10,676 --> 00:46:12,719
WHEELIE: Come on, check that out.
663
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,389
There you go.
664
00:46:19,990 --> 00:46:21,990
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
665
00:46:23,689 --> 00:46:25,732
- Yes, Samuel?
- Hello? Mikaela?
666
00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:28,401
I can't believe you're gonna stand me up
on our first web chat date.
667
00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:31,279
- Something just happened to me, okay?
- What, you finally hit puberty?
668
00:46:31,364 --> 00:46:32,989
No, no, no. Stop laughing.
This is serious. Okay.
669
00:46:33,074 --> 00:46:34,783
Remember I was telling you
about my great-great-grandfather,
670
00:46:34,867 --> 00:46:36,660
Archibald Witwicky? Remember?
671
00:46:36,744 --> 00:46:39,829
Watch it, watch it, watch... No!
Okay, remember how I was telling you...
672
00:46:39,914 --> 00:46:42,207
Okay. Can you stop?
Watch the foot! Watch your foot!
673
00:46:42,291 --> 00:46:43,333
Mikaela, okay,
674
00:46:43,417 --> 00:46:45,502
my great-great-grandfather
went on this Arctic mission, right?
675
00:46:45,586 --> 00:46:47,170
And he saw Megatron.
Megatron zapped him,
676
00:46:47,254 --> 00:46:49,130
and he started seeing
these crazy symbols. Okay.
677
00:46:49,215 --> 00:46:50,632
Well, now I'm seeing them, too.
Excuse me.
678
00:46:50,716 --> 00:46:53,176
I just read a 903-page astronomy book
in 32.6 seconds.
679
00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:54,636
I had a meltdown
in the middle of my class.
680
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,888
I am seeing symbols ever since I...
681
00:46:58,099 --> 00:47:02,102
- Since what?
- Ever since I touched the Cube splinter.
682
00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:04,187
- Do you have it?
- Yeah, I have it.
683
00:47:04,271 --> 00:47:08,149
- It's in the shop safe. It's fine.
- Mikaela, do not touch it, okay?
684
00:47:08,234 --> 00:47:09,776
- Don't touch it.
- I'm not gonna touch it.
685
00:47:10,111 --> 00:47:11,695
Sam, it's fine. It's locked away.
686
00:47:11,779 --> 00:47:14,114
- No one knows where it is.
- I do!
687
00:47:16,283 --> 00:47:18,952
You're hot, but you ain't too bright.
688
00:47:20,621 --> 00:47:23,123
There we go. Yeah, that'll work.
689
00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:27,460
Damn it! Son of a bitch!
690
00:47:29,672 --> 00:47:32,465
What are you looking at, slobber puss?
691
00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:37,011
What the... This place is
a freaking house of horrors!
692
00:47:40,141 --> 00:47:41,975
Pain... It hurts...
693
00:47:43,227 --> 00:47:44,519
Hold on.
694
00:47:47,189 --> 00:47:49,566
Right to five, then...
695
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,767
(SCREAMING)
696
00:47:57,867 --> 00:48:01,077
Is that the best you got, huh?
Is that the best you can do?
697
00:48:02,538 --> 00:48:04,664
What are you doing here,
you little freak?
698
00:48:04,749 --> 00:48:07,292
Ow! That's my eye, you crazy bitch!
699
00:48:07,376 --> 00:48:11,588
- You gonna talk now?
- I seek knowledge from the Cube.
700
00:48:11,672 --> 00:48:13,423
- The Fallen demands me!
- What knowledge?
701
00:48:13,507 --> 00:48:16,134
You got the shard, I need the shard.
Give me the shard. I need the shard.
702
00:48:16,218 --> 00:48:18,762
They're gonna whack me!
I'm gonna be dead without that shard!
703
00:48:18,846 --> 00:48:21,931
Easy, warrior goddess,
I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!
704
00:48:22,016 --> 00:48:25,310
- And I'm your worst nightmare.
- Aw, aw, aw, hey, hey, hey!
705
00:48:25,394 --> 00:48:26,811
- SAM: What the hell was that?
- I'll tell you later,
706
00:48:26,896 --> 00:48:28,438
just not on an open phone line, okay?
707
00:48:28,522 --> 00:48:29,481
I'm gonna get on a plane right now
708
00:48:29,565 --> 00:48:31,775
and I'll be there later this afternoon.
Just be careful, Sam.
709
00:48:39,950 --> 00:48:42,827
And have any strangers given you
anything suspicious to carry on today?
710
00:48:42,912 --> 00:48:44,621
WHEELIE: Yeah, a live bomb!
711
00:48:44,705 --> 00:48:45,997
- No.
- Good.
712
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,304
Major, incoming SOS from Autobots!
713
00:49:01,388 --> 00:49:05,183
Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.
Vicinity, eastern United States, sir!
714
00:49:05,267 --> 00:49:08,269
- As in how many?
- Unclear, sir.
715
00:49:08,354 --> 00:49:09,729
Well, get clear.
716
00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:17,278
The Autobots are on the move,
splitting into two teams, sir.
717
00:49:17,363 --> 00:49:18,446
They're not answering our calls
718
00:49:18,531 --> 00:49:20,114
and they're heading to
New York and Philadelphia.
719
00:49:20,199 --> 00:49:23,409
All right, full weapons deployment.
Wheels up in 20 minutes!
720
00:49:24,245 --> 00:49:25,453
Move it!
721
00:49:27,331 --> 00:49:28,706
Let's go!
722
00:49:33,963 --> 00:49:37,090
PILOT ON PA: Flight 57, welcome to Philadelphia.
723
00:49:37,758 --> 00:49:41,261
Alicia, mi amor, can I interest you
in an 18- inch Zookeeper's special?
724
00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:43,847
Extra-large, triple cheese,
with every known animal as a topping.
725
00:49:43,931 --> 00:49:45,974
Basically, I've got,
like, 18 inches of meat.
726
00:49:46,058 --> 00:49:48,643
Unless you're vegetarian.
All right. It's cool. I am, too.
727
00:49:48,727 --> 00:49:52,021
- Sam home?
- Sam? I think he died,
728
00:49:52,106 --> 00:49:53,398
but why don't we check?
729
00:49:53,482 --> 00:49:55,358
- Here we are.
- SAM: Hey!
730
00:49:55,442 --> 00:49:56,609
You ever have a song stuck
in your head? It's like
731
00:49:56,694 --> 00:49:58,653
the worst song ever,
but you can't help to whistle it or sing it
732
00:49:58,737 --> 00:50:02,407
'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeats
itself, repeats itself, repeats itself?
733
00:50:02,491 --> 00:50:04,617
Kitten calendar,
kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
734
00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:06,035
- kitten calendar...
- Dude, what the eff?
735
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,204
I know you're freaking out.
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
736
00:50:08,289 --> 00:50:10,373
Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head.
737
00:50:10,457 --> 00:50:12,041
Now it's on the walls.
Everything is good.
738
00:50:12,126 --> 00:50:14,210
This is the part that...
739
00:50:14,811 --> 00:50:16,811
(SHUSHING)
740
00:50:17,923 --> 00:50:19,090
Okay, what were you saying?
741
00:50:19,174 --> 00:50:22,552
Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this.
Let's go.
742
00:50:22,636 --> 00:50:23,970
ALICE: Get out.
743
00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:25,889
Wait, wait, wait!
Can I just sit and watch?
744
00:50:25,973 --> 00:50:28,099
I'll... I'll eat my pizza quietly.
745
00:50:28,183 --> 00:50:31,102
Sam, I knew there was
something special about you.
746
00:50:31,186 --> 00:50:32,478
Really?
747
00:50:33,939 --> 00:50:36,107
And I know you know what happens
748
00:50:36,191 --> 00:50:39,110
when two people in the know
get together.
749
00:50:39,194 --> 00:50:42,488
They're genuinely amazing in bed.
750
00:50:44,525 --> 00:50:46,325
- Thank you.
- No problem.
751
00:50:47,036 --> 00:50:48,578
All right, listen, hold on! Boundaries.
752
00:50:48,662 --> 00:50:53,750
- Flag on the play. Okay. I'm very ticklish.
- We have needs, Sam. Relax.
753
00:50:53,834 --> 00:50:55,043
Jeez!
754
00:50:56,962 --> 00:51:00,048
What about this economy?
It's crazy, isn't it?
755
00:51:01,967 --> 00:51:05,178
- You are very aggressive.
- Just relax.
756
00:51:05,304 --> 00:51:07,597
You want some turkey meatloaf?
757
00:51:12,603 --> 00:51:13,895
Sam?
758
00:51:16,190 --> 00:51:18,775
- Mikaela!
- Is that your girlfriend?
759
00:51:18,927 --> 00:51:21,127
- Mmm- hmm.
- Ex.
760
00:51:21,987 --> 00:51:24,197
Mikaela! Wait!
761
00:51:24,398 --> 00:51:25,398
(ROARS)
762
00:51:25,991 --> 00:51:27,951
I can explain...
763
00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:28,952
(CHOKING)
764
00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:30,953
(GRUNTING)
765
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,500
(BANGING ON WALL)
766
00:51:46,387 --> 00:51:48,429
Sam, your bed buddy, Alice...
767
00:51:48,630 --> 00:51:50,130
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
768
00:51:50,231 --> 00:51:51,431
(SCREAMING)
769
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000
(SQUEALING)
770
00:52:07,449 --> 00:52:08,491
All right, come on.
771
00:52:08,575 --> 00:52:10,118
- She's coming!
- She's an alien robot! You gotta move.
772
00:52:10,202 --> 00:52:11,536
- Is this real?
- Just run!
773
00:52:17,793 --> 00:52:20,753
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I can't believe
I almost had sex with her in my dream!
774
00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:22,547
I can tell
that you really missed me a lot, Sam!
775
00:52:22,631 --> 00:52:24,007
- Look, it's not my fault, okay?
- It's not your fault?
776
00:52:24,091 --> 00:52:25,508
Listen! Listen, I'm a victim!
777
00:52:25,592 --> 00:52:26,926
- You were a victim? Of what?
- Yeah.
778
00:52:27,011 --> 00:52:28,845
-Of what, a little 80-pound girl?
-Of... Of molestation.
779
00:52:28,929 --> 00:52:30,638
It was like getting humped
in the neck by a mountain ox!
780
00:52:30,723 --> 00:52:32,056
You didn't have to put your tongue
in her mouth!
781
00:52:32,141 --> 00:52:33,266
- I didn't! Look!
- You did!
782
00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:35,852
You ever had your stomach tongued by
a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue?
783
00:52:35,936 --> 00:52:39,105
It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela?
And it smelled like... Like diesel!
784
00:52:39,231 --> 00:52:42,525
- Like a diesel- y tinge to it!
- You're such a little girl!
785
00:52:42,609 --> 00:52:44,527
We're gonna have
10 seconds of silence right now.
786
00:52:44,611 --> 00:52:45,820
I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.
787
00:52:45,904 --> 00:52:47,739
You can't give me the silent treatment!
You know what?
788
00:52:47,823 --> 00:52:50,366
I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.
You have three seconds left.
789
00:52:50,451 --> 00:52:51,659
You know what?
You can give me the silent treatment
790
00:52:51,744 --> 00:52:53,494
all you want,
but you can't keep me from talking.
791
00:52:53,787 --> 00:52:55,371
- What were you gonna say?
- I hope you had a lot of fun,
792
00:52:55,456 --> 00:52:57,373
because this, this is over.
793
00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:59,876
She violated your orifice
with her nasty alien probe?
794
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:02,211
She did it? She went in there?
All her little embryo alien babies
795
00:53:02,296 --> 00:53:05,131
are gestating and hatching inside of you.
They're growing right now, probably!
796
00:53:05,215 --> 00:53:08,009
You need to vomit it right now.
Yak it! Yak it right now!
797
00:53:08,093 --> 00:53:09,218
Who are you?
798
00:53:09,303 --> 00:53:12,388
I'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz.
Okay? I'm the key to this.
799
00:53:12,473 --> 00:53:14,098
The aliens,
they want me 'cause of my site.
800
00:53:20,189 --> 00:53:21,189
Whoa, guys, right there!
801
00:53:25,527 --> 00:53:26,736
SAM: Run!
802
00:53:30,616 --> 00:53:31,824
Mikaela!
803
00:53:40,005 --> 00:53:42,005
(STUDENTS SCREAMING)
804
00:53:49,551 --> 00:53:51,594
Come on! We gotta move!
805
00:53:52,096 --> 00:53:53,846
MALE STUDENT: It's a bomb!
806
00:54:03,065 --> 00:54:04,357
You've got to get that box!
807
00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:11,072
- This way.
- WHEELIE: What? Hey! Let me out, let me out!
808
00:54:12,199 --> 00:54:14,951
Oh, my God, you know how to
hot-wire a car? That's so hot!
809
00:54:15,035 --> 00:54:17,245
Drive, drive, drive!
She's right there! She's right there!
810
00:54:17,329 --> 00:54:20,123
Come on, come on, come on.
811
00:54:20,541 --> 00:54:22,875
Go! Go! Go! Back up the car!
812
00:54:24,044 --> 00:54:25,294
Now!
813
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,214
Tongue!
814
00:54:32,845 --> 00:54:34,512
Oh, my God!
815
00:54:41,770 --> 00:54:43,521
Kiss this, bitch!
816
00:54:48,777 --> 00:54:50,778
SAM: Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.
817
00:54:53,574 --> 00:54:54,782
Okay, so what else
don't I know, all right?
818
00:54:54,867 --> 00:54:56,576
Since you guys forgot to mention
some minor details, huh?
819
00:54:59,246 --> 00:55:02,290
That thing you saw back there,
that was the little baby...
820
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:04,291
(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)
821
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,500
(TIRES SCREECHING)
822
00:55:07,671 --> 00:55:10,047
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Sam!
823
00:55:13,093 --> 00:55:14,510
Sam!
824
00:55:17,111 --> 00:55:18,611
(SAM SCREAMING)
825
00:55:18,849 --> 00:55:20,183
- Sam!
- LEO: Hold on!
826
00:55:20,267 --> 00:55:21,601
- SAM: Pull me up!
- Hold on!
827
00:55:23,854 --> 00:55:25,771
MIKAELA: Sam, get back in!
828
00:55:27,441 --> 00:55:30,610
LEO: I don't want to die!
We're gonna die! Oh, my God!
829
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,600
(ALL SCREAMING)
830
00:55:52,612 --> 00:55:55,612
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
831
00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:57,803
Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus no!
832
00:56:05,812 --> 00:56:07,605
Come here, boy.
833
00:56:08,857 --> 00:56:10,191
Closer.
834
00:56:10,859 --> 00:56:12,068
- Oh, my God.
- Okay.
835
00:56:12,152 --> 00:56:14,570
MEGATRON: You remember me, don't you?
836
00:56:14,655 --> 00:56:17,114
I did what you said, okay?
Just don't hurt us.
837
00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:18,491
Shut up!
838
00:56:19,326 --> 00:56:20,493
Sam!
839
00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:30,711
MEGATRON: Yeah! Yes, yes.
840
00:56:31,171 --> 00:56:34,340
It feels good to grab your flesh!
841
00:56:35,884 --> 00:56:40,346
I am going to kill you slowly, painfully,
842
00:56:40,430 --> 00:56:45,059
but first, we have
some delicate work to do.
843
00:56:48,355 --> 00:56:51,190
How I could snap your limbs off!
844
00:56:51,275 --> 00:56:55,027
Doctor, examine this alien specimen.
845
00:56:55,487 --> 00:56:58,990
I'll scan you.
Let's take a look at your face.
846
00:57:01,868 --> 00:57:06,789
I'm the doctor. The odd job. Information!
847
00:57:08,875 --> 00:57:10,167
Yeah!
848
00:57:17,843 --> 00:57:20,052
Beseeching my shard!
849
00:57:20,137 --> 00:57:21,971
Easy or tough way?
850
00:57:44,786 --> 00:57:46,704
- MEGATRON: There they are.
- SAM: That's what I'm seeing in my head.
851
00:57:46,788 --> 00:57:50,666
MEGATRON: These symbols can lead us
to the Energon source.
852
00:57:50,751 --> 00:57:54,837
DOCTOR: We must have the brain on the table!
853
00:57:54,921 --> 00:57:57,506
- Chop, chop!
- Brain?
854
00:57:57,591 --> 00:57:58,841
What does he mean by my brain?
855
00:57:58,925 --> 00:58:01,844
Well, you have something on your mind,
something I need.
856
00:58:01,928 --> 00:58:03,888
Hold on. I know you're pissed.
I know you're pissed
857
00:58:03,972 --> 00:58:05,890
because I tried to kill you
and it's completely understandable.
858
00:58:05,974 --> 00:58:07,391
If somebody tried to kill me,
I'd be upset, too.
859
00:58:07,476 --> 00:58:10,061
I think that we have an opportunity here
860
00:58:10,145 --> 00:58:13,272
to start anew
and, and, develop our relationship
861
00:58:13,357 --> 00:58:15,649
and, and, see where it leads us, okay?
862
00:58:15,734 --> 00:58:18,861
So, you just call Doctor Inspector off
and let's just talk for five seconds!
863
00:58:18,945 --> 00:58:20,154
Wait, wait, wait!
864
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:25,500
(CRASHING)
865
00:58:25,786 --> 00:58:29,163
- LEO: Come on! Go, go!
- MIKAELA: Sam!
866
00:58:31,416 --> 00:58:33,125
Go, go, go!
867
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,700
(BULLET WHIZZING)
868
00:58:59,277 --> 00:59:00,486
OPTIMUS: Sam!
869
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,328
LEO: Run!
870
00:59:16,378 --> 00:59:17,837
Go, go, go, go!
871
00:59:18,672 --> 00:59:20,214
SAM: Here he comes!
872
00:59:27,013 --> 00:59:28,431
OPTIMUS: Hide, Sam!
873
00:59:39,025 --> 00:59:40,568
Weak!
874
00:59:42,404 --> 00:59:45,823
Puny! Waste of metal!
875
00:59:48,785 --> 00:59:51,203
Junkyard crap!
876
00:59:53,039 --> 00:59:54,540
MEGATRON: Decepticons!
877
01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:07,094
STARSCREAM: Come here, boy.
878
01:00:38,627 --> 01:00:42,004
MEGATRON: There is another source of
Energon hidden on this planet.
879
01:00:42,088 --> 01:00:44,173
The boy could lead us to it.
880
01:00:48,174 --> 01:00:55,174
(WEAPONS CLANKING)
881
01:01:01,107 --> 01:01:02,525
Optimus!
882
01:01:15,789 --> 01:01:21,126
MEGATRON: Is the future of our race
not worth a single human life?
883
01:01:21,211 --> 01:01:24,964
- Up! Get up!
- You'll never stop at one!
884
01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:28,592
I'll take you all on!
885
01:02:10,844 --> 01:02:12,344
Piece of tin!
886
01:02:14,347 --> 01:02:16,223
Sam! Where are you?
887
01:02:18,852 --> 01:02:19,977
No!
888
01:02:20,645 --> 01:02:23,188
MEGATRON: You're so weak!
889
01:02:28,689 --> 01:02:30,189
(WEAPON SWOOSHING)
890
01:02:46,190 --> 01:02:49,190
(EXCLAIMS)
891
01:02:50,675 --> 01:02:54,803
The last Prime is dead!
892
01:03:03,855 --> 01:03:08,400
Sam, run. Run.
893
01:03:18,578 --> 01:03:20,412
(DISTANT AUDIO) IRONHIDE: Autobots, attack!
894
01:03:25,085 --> 01:03:27,419
(DISTANT AUDIO) Bumblebee, get them out of here!
895
01:03:40,642 --> 01:03:42,184
This is Lennox.
896
01:03:54,239 --> 01:03:58,200
- MEGATRON: That went well.
- STARSCREAM: We've lost the boy, Master.
897
01:03:58,284 --> 01:04:00,786
The Autobots
must be shielding their signals.
898
01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:05,124
I can't even rely on you
to swat a simple insect?
899
01:04:06,668 --> 01:04:09,503
- One insect among seven billion!
- Shut up!
900
01:04:11,256 --> 01:04:13,257
He could be anywhere.
901
01:04:13,341 --> 01:04:16,802
Then we will force them
to find him for us!
902
01:04:17,470 --> 01:04:20,556
It's time for the world
to know of our presence.
903
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:23,767
No more disguises. No mercy!
904
01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:27,771
The time has come
for my master's arrival.
905
01:04:31,901 --> 01:04:37,072
SOUNDWAVE: Decepticons, mobilize. It is time.
906
01:04:51,773 --> 01:04:54,573
- (INDISTINCT TRANSMISSION VOICES)
- SOUNDWAVE: Yes!
907
01:04:54,674 --> 01:04:56,925
JUDY: Speaking French is so exciting!
908
01:04:57,051 --> 01:04:58,719
Oh, God, who is this?
909
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:03,390
Hello? I mean, bon... bonsoir!
910
01:05:04,893 --> 01:05:08,061
- What? Who is this?
- SOUNDWAVE: Where is the boy?
911
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:13,066
For Pete's sakes. I'm not impressed
with your perverted mouth- breathing.
912
01:05:53,358 --> 01:05:54,316
Oh Jeez!
913
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,985
You are invading my space.
I'm gonna have to drop you.
914
01:05:57,070 --> 01:05:58,278
Would you get out of here?
915
01:05:58,363 --> 01:06:00,614
RON: I didn't come all the way across
the ocean to eat a plate of snails.
916
01:06:00,698 --> 01:06:01,990
I want to try new things.
917
01:06:02,075 --> 01:06:04,451
Looks like Canadian goose poop.
918
01:06:05,829 --> 01:06:07,162
It's nasty!
919
01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:14,100
(CHATTERING ON RADIO)
920
01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:19,000
(SIREN WAILING)
921
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000
(MAN SHOUTING)
922
01:06:54,000 --> 01:07:00,000
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
923
01:07:19,444 --> 01:07:22,779
Revenge is mine.
924
01:07:39,923 --> 01:07:41,840
Yeah!
925
01:07:44,135 --> 01:07:46,094
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
...definitely not a plane...
926
01:07:46,179 --> 01:07:48,263
MORSHOWER: Look,
carriers don't just sink.
927
01:07:48,348 --> 01:07:51,475
...a horrible accident or a terrorist
attack or worse...
928
01:07:51,809 --> 01:07:53,769
Negative. NORAD confirmed,
929
01:07:53,853 --> 01:07:58,190
projectile came from beyond our
atmosphere, inbound at 30,000 knots.
930
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,000
(ELECTRIC SPARKING)
931
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,192
(STATIC HISSING)
932
01:08:12,705 --> 01:08:15,958
Citizens of the human hive,
933
01:08:16,042 --> 01:08:19,461
your leaders have withheld the truth.
934
01:08:19,796 --> 01:08:23,090
You are not alone in this universe.
935
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,885
We have lived among you, hidden,
936
01:08:28,554 --> 01:08:30,555
but no more.
937
01:08:30,890 --> 01:08:35,560
As you've seen,
we can destroy your cities at will,
938
01:08:37,522 --> 01:08:40,732
unless you turn over this boy.
939
01:08:45,697 --> 01:08:52,077
If you resist us, we will destroy
the world as you know it.
940
01:08:52,745 --> 01:08:54,287
MALE ANNOUNCER 1: What we're hearing
from the German government
941
01:08:54,372 --> 01:08:57,416
is that the world broadcast
was a satellite hacking.
942
01:08:57,500 --> 01:09:00,836
MALE ANNOUNCER 2: The military has just told us
they have assumed Condition Delta,
943
01:09:01,129 --> 01:09:03,672
which is the highest level
we have been at since 9/11.
944
01:09:03,756 --> 01:09:05,716
President Obama
is being flown to a bunker
945
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,467
somewhere in the middle
of the United States
946
01:09:07,552 --> 01:09:12,014
in the face of the worst simultaneous
attacks ever around the globe.
947
01:09:12,098 --> 01:09:17,477
The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes
down off the East Coast, all hands lost.
948
01:09:17,562 --> 01:09:20,731
Worldwide casualties
are in the neighborhood of 7,000,
949
01:09:20,815 --> 01:09:22,524
but that number could climb.
950
01:09:22,608 --> 01:09:23,650
It's still too early to tell.
951
01:09:23,735 --> 01:09:26,153
What we need to ask now is,
"Who and why?"
952
01:09:26,237 --> 01:09:29,156
MALE ANNOUNCER 3: The FBI is still trying to locate
the boy, Sam Witwicky.
953
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:31,950
We believe they have information
about the attacks.
954
01:09:32,035 --> 01:09:34,369
The FBI, CIA and Interpol
955
01:09:34,454 --> 01:09:37,789
are all seeking the cooperation
of worldwide law enforcement.
956
01:09:37,874 --> 01:09:40,000
LEO: You need to listen to this, man.
You gotta check this out.
957
01:09:40,084 --> 01:09:42,711
- MALE ANNOUNCER 4: They have a traffic-camera spotting...
-They have a picture of me, man.
958
01:09:42,795 --> 01:09:46,214
We're dead, bro.
FBI, CIA, we are wanted fugitives now!
959
01:09:46,466 --> 01:09:47,507
I just need you to focus
960
01:09:47,592 --> 01:09:48,550
- for one minute, man.
- Just stop.
961
01:09:48,634 --> 01:09:50,218
This thing has blown up
to a whole other level, all right?
962
01:09:50,303 --> 01:09:51,970
You know what? Give me this thing.
They can track us.
963
01:09:52,055 --> 01:09:54,014
- Do you see this?
- What?
964
01:09:55,641 --> 01:09:58,769
They can track us?
Like, satellite track us?
965
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:00,812
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Okay, I'm not even with you guys!
966
01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:03,231
Technically, I'm like a hostage.
This is kidnapping...
967
01:10:03,316 --> 01:10:04,608
- Enough is...
- MUDFLAP: Yo, Leo!
968
01:10:04,942 --> 01:10:07,069
This thing's gonna
give me a heart attack, I swear.
969
01:10:07,153 --> 01:10:09,529
- That's 'cause you is a wuss.
- You guys forced me into that car, right?
970
01:10:09,614 --> 01:10:10,572
I think he's scared.
971
01:10:10,656 --> 01:10:13,200
SKIDS: Hey, Mudflap, what are we
gonna do with this shrimp taco?
972
01:10:13,284 --> 01:10:14,618
Let's pop a cap in his ass,
throw him in the trunk
973
01:10:14,702 --> 01:10:16,244
and then nobody gonna know nothing,
know what I mean?
974
01:10:16,329 --> 01:10:19,247
- Not in my trunk.
- Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you.
975
01:10:19,332 --> 01:10:21,541
Okay? I'm right here and I can hear you!
976
01:10:21,626 --> 01:10:23,794
No one's popping any caps
in any asses, okay?
977
01:10:23,878 --> 01:10:25,420
I've had a hell of a day!
978
01:10:26,506 --> 01:10:28,924
Why don't you get a haircut
with your bitch ass?
979
01:10:29,008 --> 01:10:30,133
Go whine to your boyfriend!
980
01:10:30,218 --> 01:10:32,427
Listen, Sam, I know what I'm gonna do,
man. Look, I'm just going to go
981
01:10:32,512 --> 01:10:33,553
to the authorities and tell them the truth.
982
01:10:33,638 --> 01:10:34,638
Like, I had nothing to do with this.
983
01:10:34,722 --> 01:10:36,264
- So, I'm not an accomplice.
- Hey, hey, you wanted this, right?
984
01:10:36,349 --> 01:10:37,682
You wanted the real deal?
Well, that's what this is.
985
01:10:37,767 --> 01:10:39,101
Wake up! You're in the middle of it!
986
01:10:39,185 --> 01:10:41,520
You want to run? Go ahead!
No one's stopping you.
987
01:10:42,522 --> 01:10:44,147
Stop complaining.
988
01:11:20,393 --> 01:11:21,893
What is the meaning of this?
989
01:11:22,228 --> 01:11:24,146
You dare point a gun at me?
990
01:11:24,230 --> 01:11:27,983
You want a piece of me?
I will tear you apart!
991
01:11:29,735 --> 01:11:32,362
Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!
992
01:11:32,446 --> 01:11:33,905
- Tell them to lower their weapons!
- Tell them first.
993
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:35,031
Tell them to lower their weapons.
994
01:11:35,116 --> 01:11:37,117
Major, there's nothing I can do.
Talk to him.
995
01:11:37,201 --> 01:11:39,077
Your NEST team is deactivated, Major.
996
01:11:39,620 --> 01:11:42,080
You are to cease
anti-Decepticon operations
997
01:11:42,165 --> 01:11:44,499
and return to Diego Garcia
pending further orders.
998
01:11:44,584 --> 01:11:46,960
No, we take our orders directly
from Chairman Morshower, sir.
999
01:11:47,044 --> 01:11:48,837
Well, I'll see your Chairman
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
1000
01:11:48,921 --> 01:11:51,423
and I will raise you
a President of the United States.
1001
01:11:51,507 --> 01:11:52,966
I have operational command now.
1002
01:11:53,050 --> 01:11:55,260
An alien blood feud
has been brought to our shores
1003
01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:56,970
for which our soldiers
are paying the price.
1004
01:11:57,471 --> 01:11:59,097
The secret is out!
1005
01:11:59,182 --> 01:12:02,442
This is our war now and we will win it
as we always have,
1006
01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,444
with a coordinated military strategy.
1007
01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:07,489
This fool is terribly misinformed.
1008
01:12:07,573 --> 01:12:08,949
You're gonna need every asset
that you've got.
1009
01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:10,742
What we need is to draw up battle plans
1010
01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,995
while we explore
every possible diplomatic solution.
1011
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:14,579
Like what, handing over the kid?
1012
01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:17,749
All options are being considered.
1013
01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:22,295
Whatever the Decepticons are after,
this is just the start.
1014
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:25,465
- There is no negotiating with them.
- I'm ordering you to stand down.
1015
01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:29,636
You won't be needing this anymore.
Get your assets back to base!
1016
01:12:29,721 --> 01:12:32,931
And take that pile of scrap metal back
to Diego Garcia.
1017
01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:35,475
Let's go!
1018
01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:40,647
I really don't like that dude.
He's an asshole.
1019
01:12:40,732 --> 01:12:43,233
MAN ON PA: Autobots, report to hangar
for transport.
1020
01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:48,655
- Ironhide, we should leave this planet.
- That's not what Optimus would want.
1021
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,843
There's nothing
that you could have done.
1022
01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:16,558
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1023
01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:22,564
Bee, if you hate me, I understand.
1024
01:13:30,490 --> 01:13:33,533
I messed up. I'm sorry.
1025
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:39,456
MAN ON RADIO: Young fella, you are the person
I care about most in my life.
1026
01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:42,626
MAN ON RADIO: If there's anything you need,
I won't be far away.
1027
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:48,590
He's dead because of me. He came
here to protect me and he's dead.
1028
01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:51,760
TOM HANKS' VOICE ON RADIO:
There's some things you just can't change.
1029
01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:56,014
MAN ON RADIO: So, his sacrifice for us would
not have been in vain. Hallelujah!
1030
01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:59,601
I'm gonna make it right.
I'm going to turn myself in.
1031
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,853
GEORGE BAILEY'S VOICE ON RADIO:
We... We've got to stick together.
1032
01:14:06,526 --> 01:14:10,195
- You're not going to do that.
- Yes, I am.
1033
01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:18,036
MAN ON RADIO: Everything we worked for
will be wiped out in one day!
1034
01:14:20,665 --> 01:14:22,833
- You two...
- Huh?
1035
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,042
Hey, you know the glyphs?
1036
01:14:24,127 --> 01:14:26,586
These? The symbols that have been
rattling around in my head?
1037
01:14:27,421 --> 01:14:31,383
That's old school, yo.
That's, like... That's Cybertronian.
1038
01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:33,009
That's some serious stuff, right there.
1039
01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:36,138
They gotta mean something,
like a message or like a map.
1040
01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:37,639
Like a map to an Energon source!
1041
01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:40,976
- Can you read this?
- Read?
1042
01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:43,353
No. We don't really do much reading.
Not so much.
1043
01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:45,480
If you can't read it,
we gotta find somebody who can.
1044
01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:47,190
Aw, look who came sashaying back!
1045
01:14:47,275 --> 01:14:48,859
Hair growing like a Chia Pet.
Look at him.
1046
01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:50,777
I had a bit
of a mild panic attack earlier, right?
1047
01:14:50,862 --> 01:14:51,987
That's 'cause you're a pussy.
1048
01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:53,947
I think I'm allowed that,
considering what I've been through.
1049
01:14:54,574 --> 01:14:55,657
I heard you have a problem.
1050
01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:58,743
- I think I know someone who can help.
- Who?
1051
01:14:58,828 --> 01:14:59,995
Robo-Warrior.
1052
01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:04,791
LEO: This guy, Robo-Warrior,
1053
01:15:04,876 --> 01:15:07,252
everything about anything alien,
he's supposed to know.
1054
01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:08,712
One time we revenge- hacked his site
1055
01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:13,216
and maybe I saw some
of your alien drawings or whatever.
1056
01:15:25,771 --> 01:15:27,606
This is it. Yep.
1057
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:28,857
Deli. Good front!
1058
01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:31,776
All right, wait here.
I'll give you the go/no go. All right?
1059
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:34,946
SIMMONS: Number 42, we got your kishka, knish,
1060
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:38,158
kasha-varnishka
and kreplach combo right here.
1061
01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,576
Cash only. Who's next?
1062
01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:42,954
I told you to cure the lox in the brine
and then smoke it.
1063
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:44,623
Ma, you want me
to cut my hand off, or what?
1064
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,208
You... You ruined
a beautiful piece of fish, you retard!
1065
01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:47,626
I'm like a ninja with a blade.
It's an art form.
1066
01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:48,919
Give me your money. Get out of here!
1067
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:52,923
Hey, Sal! Watch your reach, huh?
Take a number, young man.
1068
01:15:53,507 --> 01:15:54,925
Robo-Warrior.
1069
01:15:56,636 --> 01:15:58,803
- Know him?
- I never heard of him.
1070
01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:01,223
You never heard of
TheRealEffingDeal.com?
1071
01:16:01,307 --> 01:16:03,850
You must be talking about that
amateur- hour blog operation
1072
01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:07,062
- with Game Boy- level security.
- Robo- Warrior.
1073
01:16:08,189 --> 01:16:11,024
It's him! It's him!
That's the guy right there! That's him!
1074
01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:13,526
No.
1075
01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:16,404
- You got to be kidding me.
- All right, meat store's closed!
1076
01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:18,865
- Everybody out! Out, right now!
- When he says to go,
1077
01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:20,533
- you go.
- That means you, lady, right now.
1078
01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:22,744
- Wait a minute. You know this guy?
- We're old friends.
1079
01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:26,289
Old friends? You're the case
that shut down Sector Seven,
1080
01:16:26,374 --> 01:16:27,707
got the kibosh, disbanded.
1081
01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:31,044
No more security clearance,
no retirement, no nothing.
1082
01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:34,089
All 'cause of you
and your little criminal girlfriend.
1083
01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:38,468
- Look at her now, so mature.
- Moron! Where's the whitefish?
1084
01:16:38,552 --> 01:16:40,428
Hey! Don't touch me with the pig.
1085
01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:42,097
- Yakov!
- What?
1086
01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:44,224
You don't get
Christmas bonuses standing around!
1087
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:46,101
You want those new teeth
you saw on SkyMall?
1088
01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:48,395
- It's my dream.
- Help her out.
1089
01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:50,063
You live with your mama?
1090
01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:51,481
No, my mama lives with me.
It's a big difference.
1091
01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:53,441
They got your face all over the news,
alien boy.
1092
01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:55,902
- Yeah, I know.
- And NBE One's still kicking, huh?
1093
01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:58,154
How did that happen? Don't answer.
1094
01:16:58,239 --> 01:17:00,615
I don't know what you're hiding,
but I don't want anything to do with it.
1095
01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:03,451
So, good-bye. You never saw me.
I got bagels to schmear. Vanish.
1096
01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:05,996
Can you give me five seconds?
Look, hold on, I need your help.
1097
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,665
Really? You need my help?
1098
01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:11,376
I need...
Look, I am slowly losing my mind.
1099
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,086
Okay, I had a little crab-bot,
1100
01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:15,297
plunged a device deep into
the soft tissues of my brain
1101
01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:18,216
and started projecting little alien
symbols like a freaking home movie!
1102
01:17:18,301 --> 01:17:21,052
And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive.
So, you think you got it rough?
1103
01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:23,305
You said it projected images
off your brain?
1104
01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:25,974
- Right.
- Meat locker, now!
1105
01:17:26,726 --> 01:17:27,976
- LEO: Dead pigs.
- MIKAELA: Yuck.
1106
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,228
What you're about to see is top secret.
1107
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,023
Do not tell my mother.
1108
01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:36,151
- SAM: Swine flu. Not good.
- SIMMONS: Now you know.
1109
01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:39,195
Next time you eat a goat or a pig,
there's a story behind it.
1110
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:40,572
Sad little story.
1111
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,823
MAN ON TV: An entire city flat.
How do you explain that?
1112
01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:42,991
Are you saying you believe
in aliens now?
1113
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:46,244
SIMMONS: Okay, files, files.
We're talking about symbols.
1114
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:49,539
Hey, still radioactive. Hands off.
1115
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,250
Okay, Cube- brain.
1116
01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:55,086
Any of these look
like the symbols you saw?
1117
01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:56,504
Where'd you get these?
1118
01:17:56,589 --> 01:18:00,258
Before I got fired,
I poached S-7's crown jewel,
1119
01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:05,722
over 75 years of alien research,
which points to one inescapable fact.
1120
01:18:05,806 --> 01:18:09,768
The Transformers,
they've been here a long, long time.
1121
01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:11,269
How do I know?
1122
01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:14,272
Archeologists found
these unexplained markings
1123
01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:16,608
in ancient ruins all over the world.
1124
01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:19,110
China. Egypt. Greece.
1125
01:18:20,071 --> 01:18:21,654
Shot in 1932.
1126
01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:23,573
These the symbols
you're seeing in your head?
1127
01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:26,242
- Yeah.
- Same ones over here, right?
1128
01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:31,122
So, tell me, how did they end up
all drawing the same things?
1129
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:35,126
Aliens. And I think some of them stayed.
1130
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:38,129
Check this out. Project Black Knife.
1131
01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:43,093
Robots in disguise,
hiding here all along.
1132
01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:46,471
We detected radioactive signatures
all across the country.
1133
01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:50,058
I pleaded on my knees with S-7
to investigate it,
1134
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:53,686
but they said the readings
were infinitesimal,
1135
01:18:53,771 --> 01:18:56,231
that I was obsessed.
1136
01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:58,066
Me. Can you imagine that?
1137
01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:01,277
Yeah. Megatron said that there
was another Energon source here.
1138
01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:03,238
- On Earth. Another source?
- On Earth.
1139
01:19:03,322 --> 01:19:06,199
Okay? And that these symbols,
maps in my head, would lead him there.
1140
01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:08,034
You talk to your Autobot friends
about this?
1141
01:19:08,119 --> 01:19:09,411
No, no, no, the source is before them.
1142
01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:11,329
Whatever the Energon source is,
it predates them.
1143
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,497
It's before them.
1144
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,582
- So, it comes before them.
- Correct.
1145
01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:18,044
Well, then we're porked,
unless we can talk to a Decepticon.
1146
01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:20,213
I mean,
I'm not on speaking terms with them.
1147
01:19:20,297 --> 01:19:22,006
Actually, I am.
1148
01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:28,054
WHEELIE: Let me out!
1149
01:19:28,139 --> 01:19:30,390
- This is going to be a little bit sad.
- Open it.
1150
01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:34,227
I will have so many Decepticons
on your butt!
1151
01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:35,770
Hey, behave!
1152
01:19:35,855 --> 01:19:37,689
- What is it, a Decepticon?
- Yeah.
1153
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,566
- And you're training him?
- I'm trying to.
1154
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:43,153
I spent my whole adult life combing
the planet for aliens,
1155
01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:46,573
and you're carrying around one
in your purse like a little Chihuahua.
1156
01:19:47,158 --> 01:19:49,617
Do you want a throwdown,
you pubic 'fro- head?
1157
01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:52,871
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry about your eye, you know,
1158
01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:56,082
but, if you're a good boy,
then I'm not gonna torch your other eye.
1159
01:19:56,167 --> 01:19:57,584
Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.
1160
01:19:57,668 --> 01:20:01,045
Just tell me
what these symbols are, please.
1161
01:20:02,256 --> 01:20:03,256
All right.
1162
01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:07,594
I know that.
That's the language of the Primes.
1163
01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:11,181
I don't read it, but these guys...
1164
01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:13,766
Where the frick did you find photos
of these guys?
1165
01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:17,645
- Is this they?
- Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old.
1166
01:20:18,063 --> 01:20:21,316
They've been here thousands of years,
looking for something. I don't know what.
1167
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:24,903
Nobody tells me nothing, but they'll
translate those symbols for you.
1168
01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:27,322
- And I know where to find them.
- Show us.
1169
01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:28,740
Yeah.
1170
01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:34,412
SIMMONS: The closest one's in Washington.
1171
01:20:36,749 --> 01:20:41,753
Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.
Land of dreams in there.
1172
01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:44,506
All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut.
1173
01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,551
- Hold those.
- What is that?
1174
01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:51,554
What? I wear them when I'm in a funk.
1175
01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:56,142
So does Giambi, Jeter.
It's a baseball thing. Okay.
1176
01:20:56,227 --> 01:20:57,727
Watches synchronized,
sharp mind and empty bladder.
1177
01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:01,689
You get caught, demand an attorney
and don't ever say my name.
1178
01:21:01,774 --> 01:21:03,525
Okay, take one of these pills.
Slip it under your tongue.
1179
01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:05,902
It's the high-concentrate polymer
they put in Oreo cookies.
1180
01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:07,695
Tricks the polygraph every time.
1181
01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:09,531
Okay. Now, let's get this show
on the road.
1182
01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:10,532
(BUZZING)
1183
01:21:10,491 --> 01:21:12,275
Whoa, Whao!
No, listen, I can't do this.
1184
01:21:12,359 --> 01:21:14,077
Yeah, I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys.
I'm not gonna do this.
1185
01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:16,704
- Guards have guns. I don't want to die.
- Kid, kid, kid.
1186
01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:19,707
You compromise this mission,
you are dead to me.
1187
01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:22,377
Now look into my eyes
and tighten up that sphincter.
1188
01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:24,712
GUARD ON PA: The museum
is now closing.
1189
01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:27,715
(WHISTLES) Yo, baba! Bad news, bro!
Ran out of toilet paper!
1190
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,092
You got any out here?
Please tell me you do.
1191
01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:32,178
Sir! I suggest you get in there.
The museum is closed!
1192
01:21:32,263 --> 01:21:34,681
Listen, man, I understand that,
but as you can see, this is important.
1193
01:21:34,765 --> 01:21:36,683
All right? Thumper dumper.
I got to go. All right.
1194
01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:39,686
GUARD: Sir, you are a grown,
naked man around children.
1195
01:21:39,770 --> 01:21:42,689
- Pull your pants up and exit the building.
- LEO: I'm not going anywhere.
1196
01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:50,071
- You got that paper, right, sir?
- You should be embarrassed.
1197
01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:52,282
This is a family museum, sir.
1198
01:21:54,283 --> 01:21:55,283
(THUDDING)
1199
01:22:00,284 --> 01:22:02,284
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1200
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,759
What is going on here?
1201
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:16,347
How many times can you get tased in the nuts
before you can't have kids, huh? You know.
1202
01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:18,641
You are an amateur, man,
a rank amateur.
1203
01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:24,731
We just downed five guards.
Five guards.
1204
01:22:24,815 --> 01:22:26,482
- Get your stuff and get out of here.
- Give me a second here.
1205
01:22:26,567 --> 01:22:28,276
I got to get the tracker, all right.
1206
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,778
- MIKAELA: Be good.
- WHEELIE: I'm claustrophobic.
1207
01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:51,007
Look, look. Follow him. Follow him.
He knows where he's going.
1208
01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:57,889
- He knows something.
- What?
1209
01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,015
He knows something.
1210
01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:05,980
You got what I got?
1211
01:23:06,065 --> 01:23:07,732
- Yeah.
- Blackbird.
1212
01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:12,320
There he is.
1213
01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:16,032
This guy's a legend,
like the Chairman of the Board!
1214
01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:20,328
Yo, freshman, point the shard
and watch the magic happen.
1215
01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:29,462
Shit. It's a Decepticon!
1216
01:23:29,755 --> 01:23:31,923
- Decepticon?
- Decepticon?
1217
01:23:32,216 --> 01:23:34,050
Behind the MiG now!
1218
01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:49,357
JETFIRE: What sort of hideous
mausoleum is this?
1219
01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:52,694
Answer me, pawns and knaves!
1220
01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:56,114
Show yourselves
or suffer my infinite wrath!
1221
01:23:57,324 --> 01:24:00,284
You little spinal-cord-based organisms!
1222
01:24:01,412 --> 01:24:02,662
Bugger it!
1223
01:24:03,163 --> 01:24:07,667
Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!
1224
01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,128
Prepare for remote systems override!
1225
01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:12,755
- I tell you, this guy did not age well.
- I don't think he's gonna hurt us.
1226
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:15,133
I command these doors to open.
1227
01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:19,178
Fire! I said, fire!
1228
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,389
Bollocks!
1229
01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:25,059
- Damn these worthless parts.
- Wait a second!
1230
01:24:25,144 --> 01:24:28,479
Itchy, wretched rust in my arse!
1231
01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:32,734
The museum is going to be very angry.
Very angry.
1232
01:24:32,818 --> 01:24:34,485
We gotta catch that plane.
1233
01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:41,826
- Right. I'm on a mission.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
1234
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,745
- What do you want?
- Look, we just want to talk!
1235
01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:45,580
I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission.
1236
01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:48,916
I'm a mercenary doom- bringer.
What planet am I on?
1237
01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,376
- Earth.
- Earth?
1238
01:24:50,461 --> 01:24:55,506
Terrible name for a planet.
Might as well call it "Dirt." Planet "Dirt."
1239
01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:59,010
Tell me,
is that robot civil war still going on?
1240
01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:00,762
- Who's winning?
- The Decepticons.
1241
01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:05,224
- Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
- What do you mean, "changed sides"?
1242
01:25:05,309 --> 01:25:08,811
JETFIRE: It's a choice.
It's an intensely personal decision.
1243
01:25:08,896 --> 01:25:12,565
So much negativity.
Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
1244
01:25:12,649 --> 01:25:13,649
You mean you don't have to work
1245
01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:15,443
for those miserable,
freaking Decepticons?
1246
01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:19,071
If Decepticons had their way,
they'd destroy the whole universe.
1247
01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:21,949
I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides,
too, warrior goddess.
1248
01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:24,202
- Who's your little Autobot?
- You're cute.
1249
01:25:24,286 --> 01:25:27,330
Name's Wheelie. Yeah! Yeah!
Say my name, say my name.
1250
01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:29,624
What are you allowing
to happen to your foot just now?
1251
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:30,833
At least he's faithful, Sam.
1252
01:25:30,918 --> 01:25:33,878
Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude
and he's perverted.
1253
01:25:34,079 --> 01:25:35,379
(MOANING)
1254
01:25:35,464 --> 01:25:36,464
Can you just... Can you stop?
1255
01:25:36,548 --> 01:25:37,965
- Hey, what are you doing?
- It's just something
1256
01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:39,967
to think about. I won't argue with...
What were you saying?
1257
01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:44,138
I told you my name was Jetfire,
so stop judging me.
1258
01:25:44,223 --> 01:25:45,640
Somebody shit the bed this morning.
1259
01:25:45,724 --> 01:25:47,308
- WHEELIE: Look at this guy.
- JETFIRE: I have issues of my own.
1260
01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:48,893
And it started with my mother!
1261
01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:51,437
My ancestors
have been here for centuries.
1262
01:25:51,522 --> 01:25:54,482
My father, he was a wheel,
the first wheel.
1263
01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:56,818
- Do you know what he transformed into?
- No.
1264
01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:57,944
Nothing!
1265
01:25:58,028 --> 01:26:01,697
But he did so with honor,
dignity, damn it!
1266
01:26:08,539 --> 01:26:09,539
Bollocks.
1267
01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:12,083
(MUTTERING) My boosters are fried.
1268
01:26:14,086 --> 01:26:15,294
I think we can help each other.
1269
01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:18,256
You know things I don't know.
I know things you don't know, I do.
1270
01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:20,758
I don't think he knows anything.
Honestly, I don't.
1271
01:26:22,553 --> 01:26:24,846
I could do this all day.
It comes in waves, these vivid symbols.
1272
01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:27,890
They're symbols, but they're in my mind.
You see, all this is in my mind
1273
01:26:27,975 --> 01:26:29,851
and Megatron wants what's in my mind.
1274
01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:33,145
- Him and someone called The Fallen.
- The Fallen? I know him.
1275
01:26:33,230 --> 01:26:36,482
He left me here to rust.
The original Decepticon.
1276
01:26:36,567 --> 01:26:40,361
He's terrible to work for.
It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis.
1277
01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:42,488
These transcriptions,
they were part of my mission,
1278
01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:43,531
The Fallen's search.
1279
01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:47,201
I remember now,
for the Dagger's Tip, and the key.
1280
01:26:47,286 --> 01:26:49,370
Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key?
What are you talking about?
1281
01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:53,958
No time to explain. Hold on, everybody!
Stay still or you'll die!
1282
01:26:59,959 --> 01:27:01,959
(WIND HOWLING)
1283
01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:06,960
(SCREAMING)
1284
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,961
(GROANING)
1285
01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:18,700
(SIMMONS SHOUTING)
1286
01:27:20,819 --> 01:27:21,903
Well, that wasn't so bad.
1287
01:27:21,987 --> 01:27:23,654
I just hope we're still on the right planet.
1288
01:27:23,739 --> 01:27:25,698
WHEELIE: Hey, that freaking hurt!
1289
01:27:26,992 --> 01:27:28,326
Oh, my God.
1290
01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:36,834
Oh, God.
1291
01:27:41,298 --> 01:27:43,257
Oh, my God, what a beautiful face.
1292
01:27:43,342 --> 01:27:47,303
This would be a perfect moment,
except you landed on my testicles.
1293
01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:49,013
Please, get off.
1294
01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:52,391
(GRUNTS) God, my balls.
1295
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:54,852
MIKAELA: Sam!
1296
01:27:55,938 --> 01:27:59,065
- Where are we? Simmons!
- Hey! Yeah!
1297
01:27:59,358 --> 01:28:04,111
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What is this? It's Vegas.
1298
01:28:04,196 --> 01:28:06,030
- SAM: You guys okay?
- MIKAELA: Yeah.
1299
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:08,616
LEO: Hey, I think we're in Vegas!
1300
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:12,286
That really, really hurt.
You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt!
1301
01:28:12,371 --> 01:28:15,039
People could have gotten killed, okay?
And if I would have gotten hurt,
1302
01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:17,083
- you would have heard...
- Oh, shut up.
1303
01:28:17,167 --> 01:28:21,462
I told you I was opening a space bridge.
It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.
1304
01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:24,382
What... When did you... When did you tell us?
You didn't tell us anything.
1305
01:28:24,466 --> 01:28:26,217
You didn't tell us anything.
Why are we in Egypt?
1306
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:30,888
Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling!
You were duly informed!
1307
01:28:30,973 --> 01:28:32,640
Can you just stop for a second?
Can you focus?
1308
01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:33,891
Can you tell us why we're in Egypt
1309
01:28:33,976 --> 01:28:36,644
so we can all have a little bit of
semblance of peace of mind?
1310
01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:40,147
JETFIRE: This planet was visited
by our race once before,
1311
01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:42,984
by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago.
1312
01:28:43,068 --> 01:28:45,987
They were on an exploratory mission
to harvest Energon,
1313
01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:48,656
the lifeblood of our race.
1314
01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:53,577
Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize
and rust, like my wretched self!
1315
01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:57,581
Do you have any idea what it's like
to slowly fall apart and die?
1316
01:28:57,666 --> 01:29:00,584
Let's not get episodic, okay, old- timer?
1317
01:29:01,378 --> 01:29:06,590
Beginning, middle, end.
Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it.
1318
01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:11,512
Somewhere buried in this desert,
our ancestors built a great machine.
1319
01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:15,808
It harvests Energon by destroying suns.
1320
01:29:15,892 --> 01:29:17,601
- Destroy suns?
- You mean blow them up?
1321
01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:19,562
Yes. You see, in the beginning,
1322
01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:22,773
there were seven Primes,
our original leaders.
1323
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:26,944
And they set out into the universe,
seeking distant suns to harvest.
1324
01:29:27,612 --> 01:29:33,034
The Primes set out with one rule,
never destroy a planet with life,
1325
01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:36,037
until one of them tried to defy this rule.
1326
01:29:36,121 --> 01:29:40,374
And his name forevermore
was The Fallen.
1327
01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:44,503
He despised the human race
1328
01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:49,884
and he wanted to kill you all
by turning on that machine.
1329
01:29:49,968 --> 01:29:54,013
The only way to activate it
is with a legendary key
1330
01:29:54,097 --> 01:29:57,183
called the Matrix of Leadership.
1331
01:30:03,482 --> 01:30:07,860
A great battle took place over
possession of the Matrix.
1332
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:15,159
The Fallen was stronger than
his brothers,
1333
01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:20,998
so they had no choice
but to steal and hide it from him.
1334
01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:26,462
In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave
their lives to seal the Matrix away
1335
01:30:26,546 --> 01:30:29,715
in a tomb made of
their very own bodies,
1336
01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:33,344
a tomb we cannot find.
1337
01:30:34,805 --> 01:30:40,476
Somewhere, buried in this desert,
that deadly machine remains.
1338
01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,603
The Fallen knows where it is
1339
01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:48,317
and if he finds the tomb of the Primes,
your world will be no more.
1340
01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:50,319
Okay, so how do we stop him?
1341
01:30:50,403 --> 01:30:52,780
Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen.
1342
01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:54,448
Optimus Prime?
1343
01:30:56,868 --> 01:30:58,994
So, you've met a Prime?
1344
01:30:59,079 --> 01:31:02,164
Why, you must have met
a great descendant.
1345
01:31:02,249 --> 01:31:05,376
Is he alive, here on this planet?
1346
01:31:06,086 --> 01:31:08,379
He sacrificed himself to save me.
1347
01:31:08,839 --> 01:31:10,297
So, he's dead.
1348
01:31:10,382 --> 01:31:14,468
Without a Prime, it's impossible.
No one else could stop The Fallen.
1349
01:31:14,553 --> 01:31:18,556
So, the same energy that's gonna be
used to reactivate the machine,
1350
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:21,267
could that energy somehow be used
to reactivate Optimus
1351
01:31:21,351 --> 01:31:22,393
and bring him back to life?
1352
01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:27,189
It was never designed for that purpose,
but it's an energy like no other.
1353
01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:31,152
So, then how do you get us to the Matrix
before the Decepticons get to me?
1354
01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:34,446
Follow your mind, your map,
your symbols.
1355
01:31:34,531 --> 01:31:37,158
What you carved in the sand,
it's your clue.
1356
01:31:37,242 --> 01:31:42,454
When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip,
Three Kings will reveal the doorway!
1357
01:31:42,539 --> 01:31:44,498
Find the doorway!
1358
01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,458
Go now! Go!
1359
01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:49,461
That was my mission.
It's your mission now.
1360
01:31:49,546 --> 01:31:53,841
Go before the Decepticons find me
and find you.
1361
01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:01,682
Okay, here's what my CIA contact says.
1362
01:32:01,766 --> 01:32:05,311
Ancient Sumerians used to call
the Gulf of Aqaba the "Dagger's Tip."
1363
01:32:05,395 --> 01:32:07,271
- That's the Dagger's Tip.
- It's part of the Red Sea.
1364
01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:09,523
It divides Egypt and Jordan
like the tip of a blade.
1365
01:32:09,608 --> 01:32:13,444
29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is.
1366
01:32:13,945 --> 01:32:15,905
First thing we've got to do
is get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip.
1367
01:32:15,989 --> 01:32:18,449
How are you gonna get him
halfway around the world?
1368
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:19,700
I'm gonna make a call.
1369
01:32:22,621 --> 01:32:23,913
We got cops!
1370
01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:31,295
I can't go to prison, guys.
1371
01:32:35,217 --> 01:32:37,801
SIMMONS: Sam, we got to get off
this road and lay low.
1372
01:32:48,355 --> 01:32:50,231
Man, stupid cops!
1373
01:32:50,315 --> 01:32:52,524
This is what's called
blending in like a ninja.
1374
01:32:52,609 --> 01:32:56,403
- Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face.
- They're gone.
1375
01:32:56,488 --> 01:32:59,114
Okay, we're running out of time.
I gotta make the call to Lennox...
1376
01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:00,532
You're on the Worldwide Wanted List.
1377
01:33:00,617 --> 01:33:03,244
Try calling one base,
they'll track you here in seconds.
1378
01:33:03,328 --> 01:33:05,955
- CIA is all over this place!
- You're gonna call.
1379
01:33:11,503 --> 01:33:14,088
- Okay. That's a good idea.
- All right.
1380
01:33:14,172 --> 01:33:16,590
I mean, I just had my mind
on other things,
1381
01:33:16,675 --> 01:33:18,133
like winding up in an Egyptian prison.
1382
01:33:20,845 --> 01:33:23,180
MAN ON PA: NEST departure,
2100 hours.
1383
01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:28,310
So, we're shipping him back to base.
This is such a mistake.
1384
01:33:33,692 --> 01:33:35,901
SOLDIER: Major Lennox, phone call.
1385
01:33:36,695 --> 01:33:39,780
Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid. You
know, the one with the attitude, right?
1386
01:33:39,864 --> 01:33:41,448
We need the truck. The truck.
1387
01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:44,285
We got a possible resurrection
going on over here.
1388
01:33:44,369 --> 01:33:48,622
You're not gonna believe where we are.
Code Tut, as in King Tutankhamen.
1389
01:33:48,707 --> 01:33:50,249
Back of a $1 bill.
1390
01:33:50,709 --> 01:33:57,006
Coordinates for airdrop, 29.5 north,
34.88 east. Write it down. Write it.
1391
01:33:57,090 --> 01:33:59,800
Oh, my God. I got to go. Okay.
Heat comes.
1392
01:33:59,884 --> 01:34:01,427
Wait, who are you?
1393
01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:05,139
Wait. It's me. Leo. Me. Leo. Leo. Leo.
1394
01:34:05,223 --> 01:34:06,307
Cops are coming right now.
We need to go!
1395
01:34:06,391 --> 01:34:08,183
Move, move, move, move.
1396
01:34:09,311 --> 01:34:13,063
Coordinates, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.
1397
01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:15,607
Tip of the Red Sea. Gulf of Aqaba.
1398
01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:18,235
Egypt? Are you serious?
1399
01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:20,946
Sir.
1400
01:34:25,243 --> 01:34:28,078
Even if we could figure out a way
to get big man over there,
1401
01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:30,831
how is this little kid supposed
to bring him back to life?
1402
01:34:30,915 --> 01:34:34,251
Look, I don't know,
but we got to trust him.
1403
01:34:36,588 --> 01:34:37,921
SAM: Okay, let's go over it again.
1404
01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:40,174
BOTH: When the dawn
alights the Dagger's Tip,
1405
01:34:40,258 --> 01:34:42,551
- the Three Kings...
- Will reveal the doorway.
1406
01:34:42,635 --> 01:34:44,428
That's what he said.
You know what it means?
1407
01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:46,055
- No, what does it mean?
- I have no idea.
1408
01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:47,931
LEO: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Checkpoint. Checkpoint.
1409
01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:49,433
I don't have my passport.
1410
01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:53,187
GUARD: Passport!
1411
01:34:53,688 --> 01:34:55,688
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
1412
01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:02,112
They got cameras at the top.
1413
01:35:03,713 --> 01:35:05,713
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
1414
01:35:06,076 --> 01:35:09,536
All right, chill. This is espionage time.
I can handle it.
1415
01:35:09,621 --> 01:35:12,664
These are my people.
I'm one-thirty-sixth Arab.
1416
01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:17,086
WHEELIE: Great, a fricking Munchkin.
1417
01:35:17,170 --> 01:35:19,630
Little people are mean.
Tell him he's tall.
1418
01:35:24,631 --> 01:35:27,631
(BOTH SPEAKING ARABIC)
1419
01:35:28,473 --> 01:35:31,308
The Dagger's Tip? Right?
1420
01:35:31,393 --> 01:35:33,894
Egypt, Jordan. We want to go there.
1421
01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:37,231
Me and my family. This is my family.
This is my son,
1422
01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:40,943
my other son, my daughter.
We're tourists, from New York.
1423
01:35:41,027 --> 01:35:42,903
- New York?
- Yes. Yes.
1424
01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:44,029
Fifty kilometers.
1425
01:35:44,114 --> 01:35:46,448
You look like the guy that runs
my falafel stand. Thank you very much.
1426
01:35:46,908 --> 01:35:48,700
- I know. I know you from somewhere.
- Go, Yankees!
1427
01:35:49,369 --> 01:35:50,536
Put it on the wire to the CIA.
1428
01:35:54,916 --> 01:35:59,670
SOUNDWAVE: Decepticons, boy's location detected.
1429
01:36:07,271 --> 01:36:08,671
(SHUSHING)
1430
01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:11,598
SKIDS: Undercover, yo. You got to
blend in with your surroundings.
1431
01:36:11,683 --> 01:36:14,017
You know, you got to be part
of the landscape.
1432
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:16,018
(GROANS)
1433
01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:25,195
Awesome! I think aliens built that.
1434
01:36:25,572 --> 01:36:26,572
Yeah, yeah.
1435
01:36:27,323 --> 01:36:29,366
Come on. Move it! Move it!
1436
01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:31,577
Guard us. Low profile.
Don't make a scene, okay?
1437
01:36:31,661 --> 01:36:34,746
WHEELIE: Yeah, some of us got
work to do! Dumb Autobots.
1438
01:36:56,352 --> 01:36:59,438
SAM: Being my girlfriend is
hazardous to your health.
1439
01:37:00,231 --> 01:37:04,401
Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys.
1440
01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:06,403
- Do they?
- Yeah.
1441
01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:09,000
(GIGGLES)
1442
01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:11,408
You might as well just say it.
1443
01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:12,951
Ladies first.
1444
01:37:14,412 --> 01:37:17,122
Okay, so tonight you're going to be
a gentleman.
1445
01:37:17,207 --> 01:37:20,334
- You're really chivalrous.
- Why are you mad at me?
1446
01:37:20,418 --> 01:37:23,921
You know what?
Baby, I'm not... I'm not mad.
1447
01:37:25,048 --> 01:37:29,510
Do you realize that I just flew 3,000
miles to keep you from getting killed?
1448
01:37:29,594 --> 01:37:30,802
I know.
1449
01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:36,808
Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam?
1450
01:37:36,893 --> 01:37:39,603
Look at the things I go through with you.
1451
01:37:40,230 --> 01:37:42,397
And now we're underneath the moon
and the stars
1452
01:37:42,482 --> 01:37:44,691
and the three most beautiful pyramids
on the planet
1453
01:37:44,776 --> 01:37:47,110
and you still can't even tell me that
you love me.
1454
01:37:48,196 --> 01:37:49,571
Pyramids.
1455
01:37:50,782 --> 01:37:52,199
What? Why do boys always
1456
01:37:52,283 --> 01:37:54,243
- change the subject?
- Pyramids and stars.
1457
01:37:54,327 --> 01:37:55,786
- Sam?
- Come with me really quick.
1458
01:37:59,207 --> 01:38:03,200
(BOTH SNORING)
1459
01:38:03,962 --> 01:38:06,046
Simmons! Leo! Wake up!
1460
01:38:09,342 --> 01:38:11,635
Listen, astronomy class, page 47.
Remember the class?
1461
01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:14,388
No. No I was only in college for two days.
Remember that?
1462
01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:16,640
- Here. Get up. Up, up.
- What is he talking about?
1463
01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:21,200
(ARABIC PRAYERS)
1464
01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:23,063
Okay, you see those three stars?
1465
01:38:23,147 --> 01:38:24,898
You see
how the last one touches the horizon?
1466
01:38:25,024 --> 01:38:27,734
That's Orion's belt,
but it's also called the Three Kings.
1467
01:38:27,819 --> 01:38:29,611
And the reason for that
is the three Egyptian kings
1468
01:38:29,696 --> 01:38:32,489
who built the pyramids of Giza
built them to mirror those stars,
1469
01:38:32,574 --> 01:38:34,408
so it's like an arrow staring us
straight in the face.
1470
01:38:34,492 --> 01:38:37,953
They all point due east, towards Jordan.
The mountains of Petra.
1471
01:38:50,967 --> 01:38:52,259
PILOT ON PA: We've had an engine malfunction.
1472
01:38:52,343 --> 01:38:54,303
We're gonna have to divert
to SOCCENT.
1473
01:38:54,387 --> 01:38:56,471
Flight master, let's lighten the load
and prepare for bailout.
1474
01:38:56,556 --> 01:38:59,016
Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? Bailout?
1475
01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:02,019
- All right, team, grab your chutes!
- Bailout like bailout?
1476
01:39:04,606 --> 01:39:07,065
- You familiar with the standard MC- 4?
- Of course not!
1477
01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:09,443
I've never jumped out of
a perfectly good airplane before!
1478
01:39:09,527 --> 01:39:10,902
Wait a minute, is this really happening?
1479
01:39:10,987 --> 01:39:12,779
- Yeah.
- All right, here we go.
1480
01:39:13,740 --> 01:39:17,451
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You're behind this, aren't you?
1481
01:39:17,535 --> 01:39:19,161
What are you talking about?
You heard the pilot.
1482
01:39:19,245 --> 01:39:23,123
These guys don't mess around.
This is just standard procedure.
1483
01:39:23,207 --> 01:39:26,376
I'm just following orders to the letter.
Isn't that what you said?
1484
01:39:27,003 --> 01:39:30,088
You just signed a death warrant
on your career, Major.
1485
01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:36,303
Whoa... Whoa... Whao! What was
that? What was that?
1486
01:39:36,387 --> 01:39:38,722
That's not good. Come on.
1487
01:39:39,724 --> 01:39:41,224
- Right this way!
- I... I can't jump out of an airplane!
1488
01:39:41,309 --> 01:39:43,352
- I have an ulcer! No, no.
- Come on. It's okay.
1489
01:39:43,728 --> 01:39:45,979
I really can't do this.
What are you doing...
1490
01:39:46,522 --> 01:39:48,565
Come here! Come here.
1491
01:39:48,650 --> 01:39:52,903
- Why aren't you wearing your chute?
- Because I have to secure the VIPs first.
1492
01:39:52,987 --> 01:39:57,199
Okay, I want you to listen very carefully
and memorize everything that I say.
1493
01:39:57,283 --> 01:40:00,243
Each chute has a GPS tracker so you
can be found by Search and Rescue.
1494
01:40:00,328 --> 01:40:02,454
Right next to that's a fabric webbing
called a bridle,
1495
01:40:02,538 --> 01:40:04,665
which holds the pin
that keeps the main container closed.
1496
01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,833
- Okay, are you listening?
- I can't hear what...
1497
01:40:06,918 --> 01:40:08,335
- Stop that!
- All right. All right. All right.
1498
01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:10,879
All right,
when the pilot chute inflates into the air,
1499
01:40:10,963 --> 01:40:13,131
it pulls the pin and opens the main.
1500
01:40:13,216 --> 01:40:15,258
Red's your backup, blue's your primary.
1501
01:40:15,343 --> 01:40:19,513
I want you to pull the blue.
I need you to pull it really hard!
1502
01:40:19,597 --> 01:40:22,432
Not now, we're on the plane,
you dumb-ass!
1503
01:40:25,311 --> 01:40:28,313
-He say good-bye?
-No, he didn't even say good-bye.
1504
01:40:28,773 --> 01:40:30,565
General, we're loaded and ready.
1505
01:40:30,650 --> 01:40:33,527
You give us the go, and we'll be ready
to press in five minutes.
1506
01:40:33,611 --> 01:40:36,154
- Excellent.
- Sir, you need to see this now.
1507
01:40:39,117 --> 01:40:41,159
- Have we checked these coordinates?
- Egypt, sir.
1508
01:40:41,244 --> 01:40:44,037
- They're airdropping in.
- You've got to be kidding me.
1509
01:40:44,122 --> 01:40:45,497
He knows something.
1510
01:40:45,581 --> 01:40:47,958
We need to be ready to back him up
if this thing goes hot.
1511
01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:50,377
Copy that.
1512
01:40:50,461 --> 01:40:52,921
CIA just got a hit on the boy,
1513
01:40:53,464 --> 01:40:55,549
100 miles from the location
on that little note there.
1514
01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:56,717
It's getting hotter.
1515
01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:03,807
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
1516
01:41:25,037 --> 01:41:27,038
SIMMONS: You see the size of this?
1517
01:41:27,749 --> 01:41:30,167
- You see this?
- SKIDS: Spectacular.
1518
01:41:31,836 --> 01:41:34,296
Amazing. Look at that.
1519
01:41:44,515 --> 01:41:46,850
- SAM: It's here somewhere, guys.
- LEO: Yeah, why?
1520
01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:48,477
'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird
1521
01:41:48,561 --> 01:41:50,061
who doesn't even know
what planet he's on?
1522
01:41:50,146 --> 01:41:54,149
In his defense, this is the biggest
doorway I've ever seen in my entire life.
1523
01:41:54,901 --> 01:41:58,445
Oh, okay. Well, that's great.
Let me do a quick search, all right?
1524
01:41:58,529 --> 01:42:00,113
Nope. Ever cross your mind, guys,
1525
01:42:00,198 --> 01:42:01,615
that archeologists
have been here before?
1526
01:42:01,699 --> 01:42:02,783
There's nothing here.
1527
01:42:02,867 --> 01:42:05,243
SIMMONS: Real life is heartbreak,
despair, kid.
1528
01:42:05,328 --> 01:42:07,454
Sometimes you get to
the end of the rainbow
1529
01:42:07,538 --> 01:42:09,706
and the leprechauns went
and booby- trapped it!
1530
01:42:09,791 --> 01:42:12,167
LEO: I'm listening to you?
You live with your mother!
1531
01:42:13,336 --> 01:42:15,462
- It's not over.
- It is over. It's done.
1532
01:42:15,546 --> 01:42:17,047
Why are we still listening to you,
little punk- ass?
1533
01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:19,174
I mean, what you ever done for us
except ding my rim?
1534
01:42:19,258 --> 01:42:21,218
Killed Megatron. How about that?
1535
01:42:21,302 --> 01:42:22,344
Well, he didn't get the job done,
1536
01:42:22,428 --> 01:42:23,970
you know what I mean,
'cause he's back now...
1537
01:42:24,055 --> 01:42:26,973
- Are you scared?
- Scared? Scared of your ugly face!
1538
01:42:27,058 --> 01:42:29,476
No, I'm ugly?
Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!
1539
01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:31,311
Bring it, then! Get off me!
1540
01:42:31,395 --> 01:42:34,481
- I'll change your face around!
- I'll get all up in that ass!
1541
01:42:34,565 --> 01:42:35,982
Bring it!
1542
01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:37,901
SAM: Guys!
1543
01:42:39,237 --> 01:42:40,821
- You like the way that feels?
- That didn't hurt.
1544
01:42:40,905 --> 01:42:42,447
You like that, don't you?
1545
01:42:42,532 --> 01:42:44,908
- Come on, Bumblebee!
- Bumblebee, listen.
1546
01:42:51,582 --> 01:42:52,582
Now, that's rude.
1547
01:43:04,554 --> 01:43:06,513
SAM: Oh, my God. The symbols.
1548
01:43:07,765 --> 01:43:09,599
Bee! Shoot it.
1549
01:43:17,200 --> 01:43:24,200
(WIND HOWLING)
1550
01:43:35,459 --> 01:43:38,128
- SIMMONS: Check this out.
- SAM: Look at it.
1551
01:43:39,380 --> 01:43:40,380
SIMMONS: Wow!
1552
01:43:40,464 --> 01:43:42,966
SAM: These are the bodies
Jetfire was talking about.
1553
01:43:43,509 --> 01:43:45,427
SIMMONS: The tomb of the Primes.
1554
01:43:45,887 --> 01:43:47,137
Yo!
1555
01:43:48,472 --> 01:43:49,639
Yo!
1556
01:44:03,654 --> 01:44:04,988
The Matrix.
1557
01:44:22,548 --> 01:44:23,757
SAM: No.
1558
01:44:25,009 --> 01:44:26,134
No.
1559
01:44:28,512 --> 01:44:31,056
SIMMONS: Thousands of years,
turned to dust.
1560
01:44:31,682 --> 01:44:33,642
This isn't how it's supposed to end.
1561
01:44:33,726 --> 01:44:34,893
Hear that?
1562
01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:41,816
US Air Force! C-17s!
1563
01:44:41,901 --> 01:44:44,611
- LEO: What's a C- 17?
- You can't bring him back, Sam.
1564
01:44:44,695 --> 01:44:48,281
- There's nothing left.
- Look! Look around you.
1565
01:44:48,366 --> 01:44:50,951
We didn't just go through everything
we went through for no reason at all,
1566
01:44:51,035 --> 01:44:52,452
to just have it end like this.
1567
01:44:52,536 --> 01:44:54,204
There is a reason that we are here.
1568
01:44:54,288 --> 01:44:58,166
The voices and the symbols in my head
led us here for a purpose.
1569
01:45:04,048 --> 01:45:06,341
Everyone's after me
because of what I know,
1570
01:45:08,636 --> 01:45:11,846
and what I know is that
this is going to work.
1571
01:45:12,306 --> 01:45:15,350
- How do you know it's gonna work?
- Because I believe it.
1572
01:45:25,403 --> 01:45:27,737
You best let me out of this plane.
1573
01:45:38,434 --> 01:45:42,376
Dropping the big boy. Sam!
1574
01:45:48,509 --> 01:45:50,760
You think you can bring him back to life
with that pixie dust?
1575
01:45:50,845 --> 01:45:52,429
Absolutely. Let's go.
1576
01:46:02,523 --> 01:46:03,732
Go!
1577
01:46:04,567 --> 01:46:07,277
Let's move it.
Remember, they're friendlies.
1578
01:46:10,878 --> 01:46:12,678
(GOATS BLEATING)
1579
01:46:14,279 --> 01:46:15,279
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
1580
01:46:17,913 --> 01:46:19,456
Cover Optimus!
1581
01:46:22,418 --> 01:46:24,502
Secure the village.
Get those cases down here.
1582
01:46:24,587 --> 01:46:26,713
I need snipers and Stingers up high.
1583
01:46:26,797 --> 01:46:30,925
So, we just dropped off 10 tons of
dead robot in the middle of nowhere.
1584
01:46:31,010 --> 01:46:32,635
I hope this little kid know
what he's doing.
1585
01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:33,762
Yeah, me too.
1586
01:46:39,727 --> 01:46:42,937
Got a visual! Yellow team! Four clicks!
1587
01:46:46,233 --> 01:46:47,567
Pop flare!
1588
01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:52,447
- That's them, right there. See the flare?
- Right over there! See it?
1589
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:03,200
Oh!
1590
01:47:03,501 --> 01:47:04,667
Sam!
1591
01:47:17,014 --> 01:47:18,556
Oh, God. Please, God! Please.
1592
01:47:18,641 --> 01:47:20,266
Leo, stop freaking out. Stop freaking out.
1593
01:47:20,351 --> 01:47:21,768
Shut this guy up, huh?
1594
01:47:21,852 --> 01:47:24,270
- Please, just let me live, just let me live!
- MIKAELA: Shut up and let him drive!
1595
01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:25,647
- Just stop screaming...
- All right, that's it!
1596
01:47:26,200 --> 01:47:27,648
(SCREAMING)
1597
01:47:28,359 --> 01:47:29,818
I can't take that guy anymore.
1598
01:47:43,082 --> 01:47:45,166
SIMMONS: Hide in the dust!
Use the dust!
1599
01:47:52,758 --> 01:47:54,717
We've got to split up.
Bumblebee, you're the decoy.
1600
01:47:54,802 --> 01:47:57,470
You lead the Decepticons away,
all right? I'm gonna get Optimus.
1601
01:47:57,555 --> 01:48:00,098
I'll help draw their fire
with Huey and Dewey there.
1602
01:48:00,182 --> 01:48:02,225
You get to those soldiers.
1603
01:48:03,352 --> 01:48:06,396
- I hope that dust works, kid.
- Thank you.
1604
01:48:10,192 --> 01:48:13,653
LEO: He's turning around. He's
coming back. He's coming back.
1605
01:48:14,405 --> 01:48:15,446
It's up to me.
1606
01:48:15,739 --> 01:48:18,408
One man, alone,
betrayed by the country he loves,
1607
01:48:18,492 --> 01:48:20,994
now its last hope
in their final hour of need.
1608
01:48:21,078 --> 01:48:24,747
Prepare to be driven like never before,
by the maestro.
1609
01:48:24,832 --> 01:48:27,834
- Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive.
- You'll never make it, kid.
1610
01:48:27,918 --> 01:48:30,378
- I'm coming with you.
- Bravery will only get you so far.
1611
01:48:30,462 --> 01:48:33,381
You tased me, okay? You owe me!
I'm going.
1612
01:48:33,465 --> 01:48:35,258
Okay, okay. That was a test.
You passed. All right?
1613
01:48:43,559 --> 01:48:46,978
That thing's got alien tattoos all over it.
That ain't Air Force.
1614
01:48:47,779 --> 01:48:49,579
(ELECTRONIC WHIZZING)
1615
01:48:51,066 --> 01:48:53,234
- What the hell was that?
- Anyone copy?
1616
01:48:53,319 --> 01:48:55,361
- Anyone there? Who's up?
- Copy?
1617
01:48:55,446 --> 01:48:57,739
- SOLDIER: Radio's down.
- It's dead. Comms are down.
1618
01:48:57,823 --> 01:48:59,157
EMP burst.
1619
01:48:59,533 --> 01:49:02,410
I see how this day is going
in this godforsaken desert.
1620
01:49:02,511 --> 01:49:03,611
(PHONE RINGING)
1621
01:49:04,163 --> 01:49:05,205
Yes, sir?
1622
01:49:05,289 --> 01:49:08,124
- GALLOWAY: Major Lennox told me to pull the cord.
- I know, sir.
1623
01:49:08,209 --> 01:49:11,044
Well, what country am I in right now?
1624
01:49:11,128 --> 01:49:12,378
United States.
1625
01:49:12,463 --> 01:49:16,382
No, not the United States.
I'm from the United States.
1626
01:49:16,467 --> 01:49:19,135
I'm in the middle of nowhere
surrounded by donkeys.
1627
01:49:19,220 --> 01:49:24,057
Well, that was our good friend,
Galloway. He's less than pleased.
1628
01:49:24,141 --> 01:49:26,809
How is it that we can't reach our men,
1629
01:49:26,894 --> 01:49:32,273
but he can reach me
from some random Egyptian desert?
1630
01:49:36,278 --> 01:49:37,528
Nothing.
1631
01:49:38,113 --> 01:49:40,990
Right, go burn an SOS. Let the eye in
the sky know we need some help.
1632
01:49:41,075 --> 01:49:43,076
- Yes, sir.
- Okay, boys, old school time!
1633
01:49:43,619 --> 01:49:45,995
LENNOX: Pop some more flares
so the kid can find us.
1634
01:49:46,196 --> 01:49:47,996
(BOTH PANTING)
1635
01:49:51,585 --> 01:49:55,046
Look. There it is.
We got a couple of miles.
1636
01:49:55,714 --> 01:50:00,551
Lennox's team has the latest
in quantum crypto gear.
1637
01:50:00,636 --> 01:50:06,015
Can somebody tell me why we can't
establish simple radio contact?
1638
01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:08,768
We're hailing them on every frequency
and mode in the book, sir.
1639
01:50:08,852 --> 01:50:11,229
Our satellites in the area have
gone blind. We're working it, sir.
1640
01:50:11,313 --> 01:50:14,941
Damn it. Something's not right.
It doesn't add up.
1641
01:50:15,025 --> 01:50:18,444
Contact the Jordanians, see
what air assets they've got in the area,
1642
01:50:18,529 --> 01:50:20,905
and get Egypt's General Salam.
1643
01:50:20,990 --> 01:50:24,867
Ask him to clear some USV overflights
in Egyptian airspace.
1644
01:50:24,952 --> 01:50:28,037
We need an assist
in confirming visuals now.
1645
01:50:28,289 --> 01:50:29,872
SOLDIER 1: Scramble Predators now.
1646
01:50:30,040 --> 01:50:31,457
SOLDIER 2: V-1, rotate.
1647
01:50:43,512 --> 01:50:45,346
SAM: We still have a mile that way.
1648
01:50:51,020 --> 01:50:52,395
Come on.
1649
01:50:55,482 --> 01:50:57,066
This way. This way.
1650
01:51:01,697 --> 01:51:05,033
- One man, alone...
- Stop saying that!
1651
01:51:05,117 --> 01:51:06,367
...betrayed by the country he loves!
1652
01:51:06,452 --> 01:51:08,661
Oh, my goodness.
I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone.
1653
01:51:09,330 --> 01:51:11,831
SIMMONS: Just relax. You're
with the maestro.
1654
01:51:20,507 --> 01:51:22,550
I don't think he's still following us.
1655
01:51:23,552 --> 01:51:25,219
That's what you think.
1656
01:51:38,420 --> 01:51:39,920
Uh-oh.
1657
01:51:42,071 --> 01:51:45,823
Master, sorry to be the bearer
of bad news,
1658
01:51:45,908 --> 01:51:48,951
but the soldiers brought
the body of Prime.
1659
01:51:49,036 --> 01:51:51,245
The boy must have the Matrix.
1660
01:51:51,663 --> 01:51:54,290
We cannot let him reach Optimus.
1661
01:51:54,958 --> 01:51:58,628
Decepticons, begin our assault!
1662
01:51:59,338 --> 01:52:00,963
SOLDIER: We've got incoming!
1663
01:52:05,204 --> 01:52:10,204
(THUDDING EXPLOSIONS)
1664
01:52:17,106 --> 01:52:20,024
LENNOX: We got a whole lot of fight
coming our way.
1665
01:52:20,109 --> 01:52:22,110
- How many?
- About 13 of them.
1666
01:52:22,194 --> 01:52:24,862
This ain't good. This ain't good.
1667
01:52:29,203 --> 01:52:32,203
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
1668
01:52:33,080 --> 01:52:35,289
We're about to get our asses whupped.
1669
01:52:36,417 --> 01:52:38,209
SOLDIER: Bravo-Charlie, kneel!
1670
01:52:38,293 --> 01:52:41,170
All right, those Decepticons
are searching for Sam.
1671
01:52:42,548 --> 01:52:45,466
Whatever he has, he thinks
it'll bring Optimus back to life,
1672
01:52:45,551 --> 01:52:48,428
so our mission is to find him
and get him to Optimus.
1673
01:52:48,512 --> 01:52:51,305
All right, we're gonna draw fire
from the left flank. I need a scout team.
1674
01:52:51,390 --> 01:52:52,432
IRONHIDE: I'm leading.
1675
01:52:52,516 --> 01:52:54,934
Go up through the middle
with Arcee and Ironhide!
1676
01:52:55,018 --> 01:52:56,561
All right, when you see
the precious cargo,
1677
01:52:56,645 --> 01:52:59,397
I want you to pop green smoke and
come back through those pillars.
1678
01:52:59,481 --> 01:53:02,481
We'll have the ambush set. All right.
Let's go. Move out!
1679
01:53:02,482 --> 01:53:03,693
SOLDIER: Hoo-ah!
1680
01:53:14,788 --> 01:53:17,081
You ever see that film
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral?
1681
01:53:18,542 --> 01:53:21,752
- With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas?
- No, why?
1682
01:53:25,007 --> 01:53:27,842
- Looks like we're right in the middle of it.
- Is that good?
1683
01:53:30,053 --> 01:53:31,596
A lot of people died.
1684
01:53:37,707 --> 01:53:39,107
Oh!
1685
01:53:50,574 --> 01:53:51,741
Hide!
1686
01:53:53,160 --> 01:53:55,244
- VĂ¡monos, amigos!
- Oh, my God!
1687
01:53:59,666 --> 01:54:01,167
- Hit the deck!
- Oh, my God!
1688
01:54:06,100 --> 01:54:09,100
(ROARING)
1689
01:54:17,184 --> 01:54:18,267
(WHISPERING) Sam, Sam.
1690
01:54:19,353 --> 01:54:21,395
I don't think they saw us.
1691
01:54:21,939 --> 01:54:23,773
Get down. Get down. Get down.
1692
01:54:24,149 --> 01:54:25,733
Okay. Listen.
1693
01:54:27,611 --> 01:54:30,947
Once it's clear, we run for Optimus
as fast as we can, okay?
1694
01:54:32,282 --> 01:54:33,783
What if it doesn't work?
1695
01:54:34,618 --> 01:54:36,202
It's gonna work.
1696
01:54:36,286 --> 01:54:39,288
- What if it doesn't?
- It's gonna work. It'll work.
1697
01:54:44,909 --> 01:54:46,709
(THUDDING)
1698
01:54:54,200 --> 01:55:05,200
(GIANT FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1699
01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:27,200
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
1700
01:55:46,200 --> 01:55:48,200
(BUZZING)
1701
01:55:55,200 --> 01:56:02,200
(ELECTRONIC WHIZZING)
1702
01:56:07,200 --> 01:56:08,700
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1703
01:56:15,719 --> 01:56:17,178
Up, up, up!
1704
01:56:27,147 --> 01:56:28,814
Get ready to jump!
1705
01:56:47,668 --> 01:56:50,336
SAM: We got a half-mile. I don't think
the soldiers know we're here.
1706
01:56:53,048 --> 01:56:54,382
Fall back!
1707
01:56:54,466 --> 01:56:57,927
- Ironhide, up the middle!
- Ironhide, move it!
1708
01:56:58,011 --> 01:57:00,012
Let's go! Go, go!
1709
01:57:07,187 --> 01:57:08,562
MEGATRON: Devastator!
1710
01:57:12,025 --> 01:57:13,943
We're trapped! There's nowhere to go.
We're gonna die.
1711
01:57:14,111 --> 01:57:16,737
If we're going out, we're going out
like men, understand?
1712
01:57:22,200 --> 01:57:23,738
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
1713
01:57:38,200 --> 01:57:39,739
(LEO SCREAMING)
1714
01:57:48,895 --> 01:57:50,730
- Oh.
- Look at this mother...
1715
01:57:50,814 --> 01:57:52,481
Mean robots suck!
1716
01:58:04,453 --> 01:58:07,037
Hang on! Hang on, okay?
1717
01:58:11,668 --> 01:58:13,461
- Simmons!
- Don't let go!
1718
01:58:13,545 --> 01:58:16,005
Hang in there, I got you! Just hang in.
1719
01:58:20,135 --> 01:58:21,635
I don't want to die!
1720
01:58:23,305 --> 01:58:25,181
Kung fu grip, boy. Kung fu grip!
1721
01:58:25,265 --> 01:58:26,515
You ain't getting me!
1722
01:58:31,563 --> 01:58:33,856
He dead. He got so ate.
1723
01:58:34,191 --> 01:58:37,109
- Who's your daddy now, huh?
- He got all ate up.
1724
01:58:37,194 --> 01:58:39,320
The only safe place is right under it.
1725
01:58:39,404 --> 01:58:43,073
- Run at it. Run for its feet! Move it!
- Yeah.
1726
01:58:49,956 --> 01:58:53,292
You should've never eaten me!
I'm gonna bust your face up!
1727
01:58:58,298 --> 01:58:59,465
Oh, my God!
1728
01:59:02,219 --> 01:59:04,720
Nobody mess with me! In your face!
1729
01:59:05,639 --> 01:59:07,306
Keep fighting, Mudflap!
1730
01:59:07,390 --> 01:59:08,474
Oh, my God!
1731
01:59:16,233 --> 01:59:18,192
Nobody messes with the twins.
1732
01:59:22,072 --> 01:59:24,240
I got you... My bad!
1733
01:59:26,993 --> 01:59:29,078
Oh man! You shot me in the face!
1734
01:59:29,496 --> 01:59:31,789
- Stay under it!
- Yeah, stay under it!
1735
01:59:35,752 --> 01:59:37,086
Woah... Come on.
1736
01:59:47,200 --> 01:59:49,200
(SNARLING)
1737
01:59:53,270 --> 01:59:54,478
Judy!
1738
01:59:59,568 --> 02:00:01,652
- Sam! Sam!
- What?
1739
02:00:02,654 --> 02:00:04,613
Sam! Sam!
1740
02:00:09,077 --> 02:00:10,327
JUDY: Sam!
1741
02:00:10,412 --> 02:00:11,745
- Sam!
- Dad!
1742
02:00:12,200 --> 02:00:16,200
(ELECTRONIC THUDDING)
1743
02:00:19,462 --> 02:00:20,880
Wait, wait!
1744
02:00:22,132 --> 02:00:25,634
Please listen to me!
I want you to run! Run!
1745
02:00:25,719 --> 02:00:28,429
Dad, just stop!
They don't want you, they want me!
1746
02:00:28,513 --> 02:00:29,972
- RON: Oh, God!
- Wait!
1747
02:00:30,056 --> 02:00:31,932
RAMPAGE: Sam Witwicky.
1748
02:00:32,017 --> 02:00:36,312
Don't hurt them. This is what you want.
You don't want them.
1749
02:00:36,396 --> 02:00:38,063
- Go! Go!
- Please, stop!
1750
02:00:38,148 --> 02:00:39,315
- Stop!
- JUDY: Listen to your father!
1751
02:00:39,316 --> 02:00:41,491
(BUMBLEEBEE WHISTLING)
RON: Just get out of here!
1752
02:00:41,526 --> 02:00:43,903
Just don't hurt them.
I know what you want.
1753
02:00:43,987 --> 02:00:45,487
RON: Just go! Just go!
1754
02:00:45,572 --> 02:00:49,366
And I know that you need me
because I know about the Matrix.
1755
02:00:49,993 --> 02:00:51,535
- RON: Don't do it, Sam...
- Please, Dad.
1756
02:00:51,620 --> 02:00:55,581
- They're going to kill us all anyway!
- SAM: Hey, hey... Here's what you want, right here.
1757
02:00:55,957 --> 02:00:57,374
(SAM SCREAMING) Bumblebee!
1758
02:01:10,597 --> 02:01:12,222
(SAM PANTING) Kill him, Bee. Kill him.
1759
02:01:27,400 --> 02:01:29,200
(GROANING)
1760
02:01:31,700 --> 02:01:33,700
(GROWLING)
1761
02:01:50,178 --> 02:01:52,721
- Stay tight, Ma.
- Come on. Get in here.
1762
02:02:06,653 --> 02:02:08,404
- SAM: Bee?
- BUMBLEEBEE: Yeah.
1763
02:02:11,950 --> 02:02:13,033
- Hey!
- I don't know
1764
02:02:13,118 --> 02:02:15,077
what's going on, but we've got to move!
1765
02:02:19,249 --> 02:02:21,083
RON: There's got to be a way
out of here!
1766
02:02:22,419 --> 02:02:24,503
Judy, get back, get back, get back.
1767
02:02:25,714 --> 02:02:28,716
Against the wall! Against the wall!
Against the wall. Against the wall.
1768
02:02:30,093 --> 02:02:32,094
Bee! Bumblebee!
1769
02:02:32,929 --> 02:02:34,930
You get them somewhere safe,
all right?
1770
02:02:37,267 --> 02:02:38,434
You've got to get in the car
and get to safety.
1771
02:02:38,518 --> 02:02:40,352
No, no, this isn't up for discussion!
1772
02:02:40,437 --> 02:02:42,354
- You're my son! Alright! You're my son!
- I know.
1773
02:02:42,439 --> 02:02:43,689
- Dad...
- We all go together!
1774
02:02:43,773 --> 02:02:45,065
- Listen...
- We're all going together!
1775
02:02:45,150 --> 02:02:48,444
Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.
He's gonna get you to safety.
1776
02:02:48,528 --> 02:02:50,779
You know, you run.
You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.
1777
02:02:50,864 --> 02:02:53,449
You hear what I'm saying, okay?
I'll find you when you're safe.
1778
02:02:53,533 --> 02:02:55,034
- No.
- You've got to let me go, Dad.
1779
02:02:55,118 --> 02:02:58,454
- You have to let me go. You have to.
- Ron.
1780
02:03:01,124 --> 02:03:03,584
Ron. Ron, let him go.
1781
02:03:05,628 --> 02:03:07,963
You come back! Come on.
1782
02:03:08,089 --> 02:03:09,840
JUDY: Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!
1783
02:03:09,924 --> 02:03:12,468
- Go with my parents.
- I'm not gonna go without you.
1784
02:03:23,772 --> 02:03:25,314
SOLDIER: Move to cover!
1785
02:03:29,569 --> 02:03:31,320
We got Jordanians!
1786
02:03:31,404 --> 02:03:32,863
We got help!
1787
02:03:38,995 --> 02:03:40,245
Down!
1788
02:03:56,805 --> 02:03:58,430
You okay, soldier?
1789
02:03:58,515 --> 02:04:01,683
We're gonna help you, soldier. Let's
get these wounded clear of the bird.
1790
02:04:01,768 --> 02:04:03,685
LEO: Stay still. Stay still. Don't move.
1791
02:04:03,770 --> 02:04:06,063
You all right, young man?
You have a radio?
1792
02:04:07,524 --> 02:04:11,985
Hey, kid, it's been nice knowing you.
Remember what I did for my country.
1793
02:04:13,488 --> 02:04:15,155
This is my moment.
1794
02:04:15,907 --> 02:04:16,990
You're crazy!
1795
02:04:19,077 --> 02:04:20,953
ETA to station, two minutes.
1796
02:04:21,037 --> 02:04:22,913
- Put it on the main screen.
- Sir. Yes, sir.
1797
02:04:22,997 --> 02:04:24,373
Predator 01.
1798
02:04:34,884 --> 02:04:36,093
Shit, it's a trick.
1799
02:04:36,177 --> 02:04:38,595
Commence Operation Firestorm.
Send everyone.
1800
02:04:38,680 --> 02:04:41,265
- Get those Marines on the ground.
- This is roll in roll strike packages...
1801
02:04:41,599 --> 02:04:43,225
Task Force Ripper, execute Lightning.
1802
02:04:48,226 --> 02:05:00,226
(CHATTERING ON RADIO)
1803
02:05:03,746 --> 02:05:06,290
- ARCEE: Spotted Sam!
- IRONHIDE: Hey Sam!
1804
02:05:06,749 --> 02:05:08,041
Ironhide!
1805
02:05:08,918 --> 02:05:11,086
Follow us to the pillars.
We'll take you to Optimus.
1806
02:05:13,923 --> 02:05:16,592
IRONHIDE: Get out, Sam!
Get to the pillars!
1807
02:05:17,844 --> 02:05:18,927
SAM: Come on, let's go.
1808
02:05:22,640 --> 02:05:26,143
Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's built
right over the machine.
1809
02:05:26,227 --> 02:05:30,606
If they turn that machine on,
no more sun.
1810
02:05:33,067 --> 02:05:34,443
Not on my watch.
1811
02:05:34,861 --> 02:05:37,487
Not on my watch!
1812
02:05:48,458 --> 02:05:50,000
CAPTAIN: USS Stennis. Identify.
1813
02:05:50,084 --> 02:05:52,502
SIMMONS: Where the hell are you?
Watching the Weather Channel?
1814
02:05:52,587 --> 02:05:54,463
SportsCenter?
I Dream of Jeannie or something?
1815
02:05:54,547 --> 02:05:58,550
We got 300 satellites up there.
Where the hell are all our men?
1816
02:05:58,635 --> 02:06:00,135
Identify yourself.
1817
02:06:00,637 --> 02:06:01,887
What is your name, sailor?
1818
02:06:02,472 --> 02:06:07,434
Wilder, Captain of the
USS John C. Stennis aircraft carrier.
1819
02:06:08,770 --> 02:06:10,395
Okay, Captain Wilder.
1820
02:06:10,480 --> 02:06:12,814
This is Agent Seymour Simmons
of Sector Seven.
1821
02:06:12,899 --> 02:06:15,275
There is the mother
of all non-biologicals
1822
02:06:15,360 --> 02:06:17,152
getting ready to blow up our sun.
1823
02:06:17,237 --> 02:06:19,071
Do you want to have a throwdown
about my lack of clearance
1824
02:06:19,155 --> 02:06:21,156
or do you want to help save
a gazillion lives?
1825
02:06:22,158 --> 02:06:24,493
All right, Agent Simmons. I'm listening.
1826
02:06:31,668 --> 02:06:34,378
Five clicks west of the Gulf,
1827
02:06:34,462 --> 02:06:37,422
we got ourselves an alien
remodeling a pyramid.
1828
02:06:37,507 --> 02:06:40,550
Our one hope is a prototype weapon
called a rail gun,
1829
02:06:40,635 --> 02:06:43,679
- shoots a steel projectile at Mach 7.
- That's classified.
1830
02:06:43,763 --> 02:06:47,349
Don't talk to me about classified,
all right?
1831
02:06:47,433 --> 02:06:50,102
Now, if you've got a battleship
in the Gulf, which I know you do,
1832
02:06:50,186 --> 02:06:52,729
you tell them to ready that weapon!
1833
02:06:54,107 --> 02:06:56,316
Contact destroyer USS KIDD.
1834
02:06:57,193 --> 02:06:58,860
GRAHAM: Alpha Team, flank left!
1835
02:06:58,945 --> 02:07:00,696
This way! Move it!
1836
02:07:02,657 --> 02:07:04,908
- Where do you need us, sir?
- Protect those in the line of fire.
1837
02:07:04,993 --> 02:07:06,618
Let's go! Go!
1838
02:07:10,540 --> 02:07:13,041
Give me your Comms. Come on. Epps!
1839
02:07:17,422 --> 02:07:19,798
Right now, we need air support, ASAP!
1840
02:07:19,882 --> 02:07:22,467
Have troops in contact 20 miles
northwest. Radar contact.
1841
02:07:22,552 --> 02:07:23,677
Proceed to 88 Alpha Sierra...
1842
02:07:27,765 --> 02:07:29,349
B-1, snap 090.
1843
02:07:29,434 --> 02:07:31,852
You are approved to drop your
2,000-pound JDAMs.
1844
02:07:39,068 --> 02:07:40,402
- What you got?
- I couldn't get to them, sir.
1845
02:07:40,486 --> 02:07:42,529
They're 600 meters away
and they're heading right for the pillars.
1846
02:07:42,613 --> 02:07:45,490
All right. Precious cargo's coming!
1847
02:07:45,825 --> 02:07:46,825
SAM: Move!
1848
02:07:51,200 --> 02:07:56,826
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
1849
02:07:57,670 --> 02:07:59,212
Curse you!
1850
02:08:13,186 --> 02:08:15,270
IRONHIDE: Sam! Spotted Sam!
1851
02:08:47,553 --> 02:08:49,304
- Come on!
- 2- 2 covering fire.
1852
02:08:49,389 --> 02:08:50,806
Two civilians, 12 o'clock!
1853
02:08:59,357 --> 02:09:00,941
Cover for us!
1854
02:09:04,900 --> 02:09:07,200
(SAM SCREAMING)
1855
02:09:07,323 --> 02:09:10,117
Hold the air strike!
We're rescuing civilians!
1856
02:09:22,422 --> 02:09:24,005
Keep firing!
1857
02:09:30,012 --> 02:09:31,680
Come on! Mikaela!
1858
02:09:32,098 --> 02:09:34,433
Come on! Get in here!
1859
02:09:35,351 --> 02:09:36,810
Look who showed up.
1860
02:09:36,894 --> 02:09:38,895
You better have a good reason for us
to be here.
1861
02:09:38,980 --> 02:09:40,689
- Where's Optimus?
- He's right over there,
1862
02:09:40,773 --> 02:09:42,190
across the courtyard.
1863
02:09:42,900 --> 02:09:45,235
- I got to get to him right now.
- Not with an air strike coming.
1864
02:09:45,319 --> 02:09:47,529
I have to get to him right now.
1865
02:09:47,800 --> 02:09:48,930
Whoa, whoa.
1866
02:09:49,073 --> 02:09:50,407
Go. Back, back, back, back.
1867
02:09:50,491 --> 02:09:52,200
- Go.
- Listen up...
1868
02:09:55,663 --> 02:09:56,872
Okay.
1869
02:10:00,501 --> 02:10:01,877
Incoming!
1870
02:10:02,879 --> 02:10:05,088
Stick the landing.
1871
02:10:06,007 --> 02:10:08,884
Behold the glory of Jetfire!
1872
02:10:10,178 --> 02:10:13,722
Now let me show you how we brought
the pain in my day!
1873
02:10:33,784 --> 02:10:35,076
I'm too old for this crap.
1874
02:10:35,244 --> 02:10:37,913
Keep going, man, 15 rounds of fighting.
1875
02:10:58,059 --> 02:11:01,561
I am directly below
the enemy's scrotum.
1876
02:11:02,313 --> 02:11:05,607
25.7 meters above sea level,
29.32 north.
1877
02:11:05,691 --> 02:11:07,901
- Kill track, 5205...
- Target acquired.
1878
02:11:07,985 --> 02:11:10,570
- Killing track.
- MAN ON PA: Two, one...
1879
02:11:10,655 --> 02:11:11,947
Fire!
1880
02:11:26,128 --> 02:11:27,796
Yeah! Yeah!
1881
02:11:28,172 --> 02:11:31,841
PILOT: B-1's time on target, 30 seconds.
2,000-pound JDAMs inbound.
1882
02:11:31,926 --> 02:11:34,052
We're gonna make a break through
the B's on my command, okay?
1883
02:11:34,136 --> 02:11:37,055
You guys stick with me, you
understand? You stay on my ass.
1884
02:11:37,265 --> 02:11:40,517
- PILOT: 1- 1 tally orange smoke.
- I hope these F- 16s got good aim.
1885
02:11:40,601 --> 02:11:44,145
- Yeah? Why is that?
- I told them to hit the orange smoke.
1886
02:11:45,731 --> 02:11:47,190
You mean that orange smoke?
1887
02:11:47,275 --> 02:11:48,858
It wasn't my best toss, okay?
1888
02:11:48,943 --> 02:11:51,695
- PILOT: Viper, thunder.
- Run!
1889
02:12:00,705 --> 02:12:01,997
Incoming!
1890
02:12:05,084 --> 02:12:06,334
Come on!
1891
02:12:26,606 --> 02:12:27,772
Sam!
1892
02:12:35,615 --> 02:12:36,865
Run!
1893
02:12:39,785 --> 02:12:40,869
Die!
1894
02:12:47,918 --> 02:12:49,169
Sam!
1895
02:13:05,394 --> 02:13:06,895
LENNOX: Hold your fire!
1896
02:13:09,315 --> 02:13:10,482
Sam!
1897
02:13:12,109 --> 02:13:14,361
Stay back! Mikaela, stay back!
1898
02:13:16,405 --> 02:13:18,448
(DISTANT AUDIO) Fucking do something!
1899
02:13:53,859 --> 02:14:00,115
- Sam! Sam!
- Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam!
1900
02:14:01,909 --> 02:14:03,702
- Let me go!
- LENNOX: Come on, you got to move.
1901
02:14:03,786 --> 02:14:06,538
- You got to move, come on.
- MEDIC: We got no pulse.
1902
02:14:06,622 --> 02:14:07,747
Starting CPR.
1903
02:14:07,832 --> 02:14:11,042
- I have to see my kid! I got a son...
- Sammy!
1904
02:14:11,794 --> 02:14:12,919
Sam!
1905
02:14:15,256 --> 02:14:16,798
- MEDIC 1: Clear.
- MEDIC 2: Ready to shock.
1906
02:14:16,882 --> 02:14:19,634
- Clear!
- Ready to shock. One, two, three.
1907
02:14:22,596 --> 02:14:24,013
(DISTANT AUDIO) Do it again!
1908
02:14:29,520 --> 02:14:30,854
(DISTANT AUDIO) No!
1909
02:14:32,898 --> 02:14:37,986
Okay, listen to my voice.
I love you and I need you.
1910
02:14:39,238 --> 02:14:42,782
Please. Please, come back to me.
Sam, please!
1911
02:14:42,867 --> 02:14:44,451
I love you!
1912
02:14:53,836 --> 02:14:58,173
SAM: Where am I? Where am I?
Am I dead? Am I dead?
1913
02:14:58,674 --> 02:15:02,969
PRIME: We have been watching you
a long, long time.
1914
02:15:05,347 --> 02:15:09,350
You have fought for Optimus,
our last descendant,
1915
02:15:09,435 --> 02:15:14,522
with courage and with sacrifice,
the virtues of a leader,
1916
02:15:15,441 --> 02:15:18,026
a leader worthy of our secret.
1917
02:15:18,569 --> 02:15:23,198
The Matrix of Leadership is not found,
it is earned.
1918
02:15:24,450 --> 02:15:26,659
Return now to Optimus.
1919
02:15:27,369 --> 02:15:29,704
Merge the Matrix with his spark.
1920
02:15:30,247 --> 02:15:34,834
It is, and always has been, your destiny.
1921
02:15:39,757 --> 02:15:40,882
Sam!
1922
02:15:47,389 --> 02:15:49,808
I love you. I love you.
1923
02:16:06,200 --> 02:16:08,500
(SAM SCREAMING)
1924
02:16:27,263 --> 02:16:30,598
Boy, you returned for me.
1925
02:16:31,934 --> 02:16:33,893
A living Prime.
1926
02:16:35,479 --> 02:16:37,689
I don't believe it!
1927
02:16:47,741 --> 02:16:50,159
FALLEN: My Matrix!
1928
02:16:55,499 --> 02:16:57,417
Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
1929
02:16:58,294 --> 02:16:59,836
JETFIRE: Get up, Prime!
1930
02:17:01,755 --> 02:17:03,131
Oh, no.
1931
02:17:03,465 --> 02:17:07,468
SAM: He's turning on the machine!
You got to stop him! Get up!
1932
02:17:07,970 --> 02:17:09,304
Optimus!
1933
02:17:11,515 --> 02:17:13,892
MEGATRON: Fallen, my master.
1934
02:17:13,976 --> 02:17:18,438
My brothers could not stop me from this.
1935
02:17:19,315 --> 02:17:23,693
Yes, now I claim your sun.
1936
02:17:25,988 --> 02:17:29,115
- Move!
- Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage!
1937
02:17:29,199 --> 02:17:30,742
Engage! Engage!
1938
02:17:36,206 --> 02:17:39,167
In moments, we'll be at firing strength.
1939
02:17:54,767 --> 02:17:59,312
All my Decepticon life, I never did
a thing worth doing until now.
1940
02:17:59,855 --> 02:18:02,774
Optimus, take my parts
1941
02:18:02,858 --> 02:18:06,027
and you will have a power
you've never known.
1942
02:18:06,987 --> 02:18:09,030
Fulfill your destiny.
1943
02:18:15,329 --> 02:18:17,163
Jolt! Electrify!
1944
02:18:17,623 --> 02:18:19,540
Transplant those afterburners.
1945
02:18:26,241 --> 02:18:30,241
(MACHINES ASSEMBLING)
1946
02:18:37,893 --> 02:18:39,519
Let's roll!
1947
02:18:41,981 --> 02:18:44,065
SOLDIER: Fire mission on the pyramids.
1948
02:18:55,911 --> 02:18:59,372
This planet will be dark forever.
1949
02:19:21,603 --> 02:19:24,022
Die, like your brothers!
1950
02:19:24,648 --> 02:19:26,899
They were your brothers, too.
1951
02:19:55,763 --> 02:19:57,638
Starscream!
1952
02:20:10,652 --> 02:20:12,820
You picked the wrong planet.
1953
02:20:15,783 --> 02:20:17,658
Give me your face.
1954
02:20:26,168 --> 02:20:27,835
I rise.
1955
02:20:28,378 --> 02:20:30,004
You fall.
1956
02:20:32,800 --> 02:20:35,218
MEGATRON: No, no!
1957
02:20:37,304 --> 02:20:39,722
STARSCREAM: Not to call you a coward, Master,
1958
02:20:39,807 --> 02:20:45,478
but sometimes cowards do survive.
1959
02:20:46,063 --> 02:20:48,022
This isn't over!
1960
02:21:15,717 --> 02:21:18,594
It took all this for you to tell me that
you love me.
1961
02:21:20,222 --> 02:21:21,764
You said it first!
1962
02:22:12,941 --> 02:22:15,568
Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.
1963
02:22:16,862 --> 02:22:18,154
Welcome.
1964
02:22:18,947 --> 02:22:20,656
Thank you for believing in me.
1965
02:22:25,495 --> 02:22:30,041
OPTIMUS: Our races united by
a history long forgotten
1966
02:22:30,125 --> 02:22:33,544
and a future we shall face together.
1967
02:22:34,087 --> 02:22:36,505
I am Optimus Prime,
1968
02:22:36,590 --> 02:22:41,594
and I send this message so that our
pasts will always be remembered,
1969
02:22:41,678 --> 02:22:45,598
for in those memories, we live on.
1970
02:22:54,400 --> 02:22:58,900
("NEW DIVIDE"
BY LINKIN PARK - PLAYING)
1971
02:23:08,413 --> 02:23:11,290
COLAN: So glad you could join us,
Professor Einstein.
1972
02:23:11,450 --> 02:23:13,892
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
Yeah, I was kind of busy.
1973
02:23:16,200 --> 02:23:18,000
Okay!