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DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GET

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WHEN YOU HIRE
A PARTY DOWN CATERING TEAM?

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AT PARTY DOWN,
WE HAVE A SIMPLE MOTTO:

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IT'S YOUR PARTY, YOU
DESERVE TO ENJOY IT,

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BUT HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO ENJOY THE PARTY

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IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT
WHETHER THE SHRIMP COCKTAIL'S

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BEEN SITTING OUT TOO LONG
OR IS THERE ENOUGH ICE

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OR DO THE GUESTS THINK
THE PARTY IS LAME,

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ARE THEY STEALING STUFF,

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OR GOING THROUGH THE MEDICINE
CABINETS BECAUSE THEY'RE NOSY

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OR BECAUSE THEY
MIGHT FIND SOMETHING

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THAT'LL GIVE'EM
A ROCKIN' BUZZ.

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I USED TO DO THAT LAST THING,
NOT ANYMORE.

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CLEAN AND SOBER.

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UM WOW, THAT, THAT, THAT IS
QUITE A MOTTO, MR...

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DONALD.

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RON DONALD.

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RON DONALD,
NICE TO MEET YOU.

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OH.

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HEY OKAY
NO, NO, NO--

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WHY DO THEY DO
THESE SO TIGHT, YOU KNOW?

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OKAY NO, NO, NO.

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LOOK AT THIS.

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CLEAN STICK.

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THERE WILL BE
NO FROWNS TODAY.

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OKAY LEAVE
THE FROWNING TO US.

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HEY THAT SHOULD BE
PART OF OUR MOTTO,

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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MR. DONALD, YOU ARE...

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EFFICIENT.
OH

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IT, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE
GOT YOUR CLIENT

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FEEDBACK CARD
ALREADY WRITTEN!

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OKAY PEOPLE,
EYES FORWARD,

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WE'VE GOT A LOT TO COVER.

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CHILL, BUZZ KILL!
YOU AIN'T MY MOMS.

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THEY'RE GONNA RIP
YOU A NEW ONE, T--

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OKAY PEOPLE EYES FORWARD.

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THINK I AIN'T PRIVY
TO THAT INFO?

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PRIVY.
PRIVY TO THAT INFO.

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THAT'S WHY THEY CALL
IT THE PALISADES, BRO--

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OKAY, KYLE YOU REALLY HAVE
TO COMMIT TO THAT MOMENT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT GENE HACKMAN
SAID TO ME.

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WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING
"LUCKY LADY?"

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HE SAID YOU SHOULD BE
COMMITTED--"

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CONSTANCE!

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HE GOT A CALLBACK
FOR THE PALISADES, RON.

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WE'RE RUNNING THE SCENE--

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OH HEY WELL,
INSTEAD OF RUNNING THE SCENE

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HOW ABOUT WE RUN
SOME BRUCHETTA.

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IS THAT...

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OKAY UH--

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NEXT THING THE RACIAL
SENSITIVITY SEMINAR.

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I TOOK IT YOU GUYS
SHOULD TAKE IT,

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I LEARNED THINGS
THAT BLEW MY MIND.

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YEAH LIKE WHAT?

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"MEXICAN."
NOT OFFENSIVE--

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CONSTANCE,
WHAT ARE YOU--

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WHAT DID--
WHAT DID I SAY?

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IT'S THEIR CHEESE,
NOT OUR CHEESE--

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RIGHT, SO THE GUEST
RUNS OUT OF CHEESE--

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HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO FEEL ABOUT THAT?

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TERRIBLE.

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RIGHT, SO, SPIT IT OUT.

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LAST THING, GUYS,
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS,

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HOSTESS SAID WE COULD PUT OUT
THE TIP JAR TONIGHT--

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OH COME ON.

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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GOING TO SAY--

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YEAH, LET'S TAKE
THE GUARANTEED TWENTY.

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OR, WHY DON'T WE
BET ON OURSELVES?

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BET ON SUCCESS!

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BECAUSE WE ALWAYS LOSE.

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UH AND MAYBE WE SHOULD
TRY HARDER, HOW ABOUT THAT?

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TRY HARDER.

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HEY, THERE HE IS.

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HENRY POLLARD,
EVERYBODY, HUH.

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HEY OKAY, COME ON.

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[ grunting sounds ]

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YEAH HENRY AND I USE TO
SLING DEVOURS, BACK IN THE DAY.

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REMEMBER THAT? HUH?

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BEFORE HE LEFT TO BE
A BIG STAR. BUT NOW HE'S BACK!

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WHERE'S YOUR SHIRT?

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I'M SORRY.
YOUR SHIRT?

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WHERE'S YOUR SHIRT?

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YEAH, YEAH,
THEY SAID WHITE SHIRT--

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YEAH, SO A CRISP
WHITE SHIRT.

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CRISP,
CRISP.

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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE
SLEEPING IN THIS THING?

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IN A FOREST?
SORRY.

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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
NO WORRIES.

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I GOT A BACKUP
IN THE VAN.

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WOW, TEAM LEADER,
HUH RON.

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YEAH WELL A LOT CAN HAPPEN
IN EIGHT YEARS, MY MAN.

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YEAH.

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A LITTLE RUSTY.

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UH YEAH PROBABLY.

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IT'LL COME BACK YA.

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GOOD LORD,
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED.

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OH NO, UNFORTUNATELY,
YOU THOUGH--

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YOU LOOK--
DIFFERENT?
YEAH.

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I KNOW UH, RIGHT.

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IT'S NEW RON.

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YEAH, THE BOOZING
AND THE DRINKING

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AND GETTING HIGH IN
THE VAN, I'M DONE WITH THAT.

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YOU KNOW HOW YOU WERE
GONNA BE AN ACTOR?

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HOW YOU, HOW YOU
HAD A DREAM?
VAGUELY--

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WELL, NOW I HAVE A DREAM,

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I'M GONNA RUN A
SOUP R' CRACKERS FRANCHISE.

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WHAT? THE ALL YOU CAN
EAT SALAD PLACE?

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AND SOUP, THEY'RE KNOWN
FOR THEIR SOUP.

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THEY HAVE SALADS BUT
THEY'RE KNOWN FOR THEIR SOUP.

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OH.

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I WAS TALKING TO ALLEN,
MR. DUCK ABOUT IT.

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OWNER OF PARTY DOWN,

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HE SAID IF I SHOW THAT
I'M A GOOD TEAM LEADER,

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THAT AH, HE'LL
GO PARTNERS WITH ME--

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GOD YOU'RE JUST
DESTROYING THE LIMES.

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DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.

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WATCH A PRO,
OKAY HERE WE GO.

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MOVE OVER...
REALLY?

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YEAH.

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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
YOU SEE THIS?

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YOU SEE THE GRAIN?

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THE A--

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I WASN'T AWARE A LIME
HAD A GRAIN RON, BUT--

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YOU HAVE MUCH
TO LEARN YOUNG JEDI.

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THE A LIME'S GRAIN RUNS
NORTH/SOUTH.

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NIPPLE TO NIPPLE.

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THE WAY YOU WERE
DOING IT WAS LIKE

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HACK, HACK, HACK--

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I TOLD YOU THREE TIMES
THAT I WAS AT IMPROV

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THAT IS WHY.

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HEY.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

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I WILL CALL YOU BACK.
JESUS.

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PERSONAL BUSINESS
ON COMPANY TIME.

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WHICH IS WHAT?

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HEARTILY ENCOURAGED?

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FORBIDDEN AND YOU'RE LATE.

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FOR THE SECOND TIME.

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SO THAT'S YOUR FINAL WARNING.

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WHO'S THIS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO SAGE?

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OH UH--

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SAGE WAS CAUGHT DOING
THAT THING,

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SO HE HAD TO
LET HIM GO.

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THIS IS HENRY POLLARD.

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OUR NEW TEAM MEMBER.

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SO I JUST WANNA
BE CLEAR,

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SAGE GOT FIVE WARNINGS FOR

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MASTURBATING IN CLOSETS?
WHY DO WE HAVE TO SAY THE WORD?

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AND I'M ON LAST
WARNING ALREADY

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EVEN THOUGH I'VE ONLY
BEEN LATE TWO TIMES?

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HI, I'M CASEY KLEIN.

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HELLO.
HI.

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AH GOING FOR YOUR
OWN LOOK, I SEE.

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YEAH, THOUGHT
I'D GO FOR THE HELPFUL

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GAY PIRATE
KIND OF THING.

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YOU DON'T LOOK HELPFUL.

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ACTUALLY, I LEARNED THIS AT
THE SENSITIVITY SEMINAR,

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THAT WE DON'T USE THAT WORD.

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OKAY, I MEAN, I'M NOT,
BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHO--

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MAY BE, YOU KNOW--

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A PIRATE?
HELPFUL?

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GAY.

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UH-OOW!

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IS THAT LITTLE
FRIED CHICKENS?

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GORDON,
YOU AREN'T WEARING THAT?

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WHAT?

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YOU LOOK LIKE
A HOMELESS PERSON.

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WHAT ABOUT THE NICE PLEATED
SHORTS I GOT YOU?

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AND ARE YOU PLANNING
ON SHAVING?

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AHH! THE GUESTS ARE GONNA
BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

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I'M WITH YOU, ON THE SHORTS,
LIKE THE MOTTO SAYS,

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IT'S YOUR PARTY AND YOU DESERVE
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

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YES, EXCELLENT--

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OH EXCELLENT
I LIKE THAT WORD,

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USE THAT WORD FOR
THE FEEDBACK CARD.

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WE'LL BE HAVING VIDEO?

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YEP, GETTING IT.

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VIOLA.

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HEY LOOK, YOU'RE A STAR.

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OH, WHO'S THE HOSTESS
WITH THE MOSTEST?

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I THINK WE'RE
LOOKING AT HER, HUH?

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* WE'RE DANCING WITH THE STARS,
WE'RE DANCING WITH THE STARS *

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* WE'RE ALL GOOD FRIENDS AND
WE'RE DANCING WITH THE STARS *

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HUH? THAT'S GOOD FUN.

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OKAY WE'RE GONNA STOP.

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WE'RE STARS--

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AH STOP!

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GRAB SOME CHEESE.

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OKAY, I CAN.
YES.

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CUT.

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

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GO FOR IT, DUDE.

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SURE SHE'S GONNA SEE THE CREEP
WORKING HER PARENTS' PARTY

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WITH THE TECHNO CD'S
AND "RETURN TO GORM"

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AND REALIZE YOU
GUYS ARE SOUL MATES.

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OOH, IN TO ME.

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HEY, YOU LOOK A LITTLE
OUT OF PLACE.

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NO KIDDING.

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SORRY, MY BAD.

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I GOT IT.

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CONSTANCE, WILL YOU GET
THIS MAN SOME FRIED CHI--

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SOME APPETIZERS
THAT ARE NOT SHRIMP.

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HI, LIDDY, SUPER PARTY.

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SAY HELLO TO MY
LITTLE FRIEND!

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[ screaming ]

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SO IT'LL BE A CHI-POODLE,
OR A LABRA-DOODLE,

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OR A GOLDEN RETROODLE--
I LIKE WORKING WITH HYBRIDS.

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BECAUSE THEY SURPRISE YOU.

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EVERYDAY IS LIKE HAVING
A DIFFERENT DOG.

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HEY,

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BEER ME.

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I TAKE IT YOU'RE
A REGULAR.

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I DON'T KNOW WHO
THOSE PEOPLE ARE,

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BUT THEY'RE KILLING MY BUZZ.

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YOU LOOK FAMILIAR
TO ME.

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YOU AN ACTOR?

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JUST ONE OF THOSE FACES.

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ORDINARY FUCKING
PEOPLE, RIGHT?

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YOU'RE HENRY, RIGHT?
- YEAH.

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ROMAN.
HEY MAN.

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WHAT'S UP?

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CAN I GET A
SPARKLING WATER?

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NICE PLEATED SHORTS,
RIGHT?

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PUNCHING THE CLOCK
AT OMNI- CORP

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TO MAKE YOUR MORTGAGE
ON THIS JOINT,

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MAYBE ONE DAY BUY
A SKI-DO.

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I'D RATHER SHOOT MYSELF.

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YEAH WELL IT MIGHT BE NICE
TO OWN A HOUSE.

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THIS DUMP?

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ORDINARY FUCKING PEOPLE.

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YOU KNOW?

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OH-- REPO MAN?

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NICE.

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ME AND YOU ARE PROBABLY
THE ONLY

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TWO PEOPLE HERE THAT
WOULD GET THAT.
PERHAPS.

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CHARDONNAY AND A G'N T.

238
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:16,750
GET WHAT?

239
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,752
"ORDINARY FUCKING PEOPLE."

240
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:19,820
YEAH, I KNOW THAT MOVIE.

241
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,854
THE GUY'S BROTHER DROWNS.

242
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:24,257
YOU IDIOT,
THAT'S ORDINARY PEOPLE.

243
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,625
YEAH.

244
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:26,794
WATCH THIS GUY,
HE ALWAYS THINKS

245
00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:27,895
'CAUSE HE'S A WRITER,

246
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,697
HE'S THE ONLY ONE
WHO KNOWS ANYTHING.

247
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:32,265
"THAT'S WHY THEY CALL
IT THE PALISADES, BRO."

248
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,302
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T
SELL A DECENT SCRIPT.

249
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,671
'CAUSE EVERYONE
IS COMPLETELY STUPID.

250
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:38,872
NO ONE KNOWS
REPO MAN, BUT

251
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,373
THEY'LL HIRE THIS
IDIOT FOR A SHOW

252
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,775
ABOUT DEFENSIVE WALLS--

253
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,176
WELL, GOOD THING
IT'S NOT ABOUT WALLS.

254
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,912
THAT'S WHAT
"PALISADES" MEANS.

255
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,113
OKAY, MAYBE
IT'S NOT AS COOL

256
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,681
AS YOUR SCRIPT
ABOUT WORMS...

257
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:48,682
WORMHOLES.

258
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,950
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF PHYSICS?

259
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,651
A TEAR IN
THE FABRIC OF TIME.

260
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,786
ROMAN.
WORMHOLE.

261
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,087
WHAT AM I NOT HEARING?

262
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,156
I DON'T KNOW,
A SQUID?

263
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,224
THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS,
I SUPPOSE.

264
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,826
MUSIC, PRONTO.
ALL RIGHT.

265
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:02,062
OH, HEY RON DO WANT ME TO HAUL
THIS TRASH OUT TO THE STREET?

266
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,831
NAH. THEY HAVE A COMPACTOR
IN THEIR KITCHEN.

267
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:04,898
THEY'LL HAVE ONE
OF THEIR MEXICANS

268
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,067
TAKE IT OUT IN
THE MORNING.

269
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,803
AH, WHITE WINE, PLEASE

270
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:10,971
COMING RIGHT UP.

271
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,842
HEY, I KNOW YOU?

272
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,777
YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR
TO ME.

273
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,912
I WAS THINKING
THE EXACT SAME THING.

274
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,147
THAT KIND OF FACE.

275
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,116
INTERESTING.

276
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,687
MILF ACTION,
NICE.

277
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,422
THE ONLY PERK
OF THE JOB RIGHT THERE.
YEAH?

278
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,360
"IF MUSIC IS
THE FOOD OF LOVE, PLAY IT."

279
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,762
I'M WAY INTO
SHAKESPEARE.

280
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,297
YEAH?
YEAH, I'M AN ACTOR.

281
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,899
YOU EVER HEARD
OF KARMA ROCKET?

282
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,167
NO.
THAT'S MY BAND.

283
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,802
AND YOU KNOW, I DO SOME
MODELING AND STUFF TOO.

284
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:42,803
SO THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

285
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,938
SO-- YOU'RE
LIKE IN THE OVERALL

286
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,173
HANDSOME BUSINESS.

287
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,808
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.

288
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:48,909
YOU AN ACTOR?

289
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,811
RON SAID YOU WERE A
STAR OR SOMETHING?

290
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,080
NO, NO, NO, NOT REALLY.

291
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,081
WHO'S YOUR AGENT?

292
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,816
STATE FARM.
AWESOME,

293
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:59,987
THEY GIVE YOU SOME
GOOD AUDITIONS AND STUFF?

294
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,122
I...DON'T REALLY
ACT ANYMORE.

295
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,190
THAT'S COOL. UM,

296
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,959
SO WHAT
ARE YOU DOING NOW?

297
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,828
UH...BARTENDING.

298
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,797
DUDE, NICE.

299
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:10,964
WHERE?

300
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,067
HERE.

301
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,741
WHAT AM I GOING TO
DO IN BURLINGTON,

302
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,778
STAND-UP COMEDY
TRAFFIC SCHOOL?

303
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,079
LOOK, I HAVE TO GO,
OKAY--

304
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:29,149
BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT
I CAN'T TALK TO YOU AT WORK.

305
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,951
MIKE, MIKE, NO!

306
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,753
DO NOT COME
HERE...

307
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,022
DAMNIT.

308
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,393
SO I KNOW I DON'T
KNOW YOU AT ALL,

309
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,429
BUT COULD YOU HELP
ME OUT WITH SOMETHING?

310
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,964
BOYFRIEND TROUBLE?

311
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,465
HUSBAND-- TROUBLE.

312
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,167
IT'S LIKE A BUNCH
OF STUPID DRAMA,

313
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,735
YOU DON'T WANNA
KNOW ABOUT,

314
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,103
BUT HE MIGHT
COME HERE,

315
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,906
AND I JUST CAN'T HAVE HIM
CAUSING THIS BIG, HUGE SCENE

316
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,908
'CAUSE LIKE RON'S
TOTALLY ON MY ASS.

317
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:58,846
SO IF YOU SEE A PISSED OFF
THIRTY-ISH GUY WITH BROWN HAIR.

318
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,747
I WILL GIVE A HEADS UP.

319
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,983
IT WILL GIVE ME A SENSE
OF PURPOSE, WHICH I COULD USE.

320
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,784
GREAT.

321
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,319
I APPRECIATE IT.

322
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,891
NEW GUY I TOTALLY
FORGOT YOUR NAME.

323
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,060
THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE,
PEOPLE USUALLY REMEMBER IT.

324
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,061
WHY'S THAT?

325
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,229
IT'S SCROTUM PHILLIPS.

326
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,198
HA.

327
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,466
HENRY.
RIGHT.

328
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,767
AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN
THE NEW GUY.

329
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,903
'CAUSE YOU, YOU
WORKED WITH RON.

330
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,805
EIGHT YEARS AGO, YES,
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME.

331
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,040
WOW.

332
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,443
SO, DO YOU ACT?

333
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,312
WHY, I LOOK FAMILIAR?

334
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,314
YOU DO.

335
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,216
AND YOU SMOKE PARLIAMENTS.

336
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,517
I DABBLED.

337
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,785
ARE YOU?

338
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,854
A PROFESSIONAL WAITER?
I'M NOT.

339
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,789
NO, NO, NO, I'M A COMEDIAN.

340
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,057
OH.

341
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,959
I FIGURED THAT
MY NATURAL HILARIOUSNESS

342
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:46,960
WOULD HAVE TIPPED YOU
OFF BY NOW.

343
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,195
RIGHT, RIGHT.

344
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,132
WAIT A MINUTE.

345
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,266
WERE YOU THAT--?

346
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,501
WERE YOU THAT GUY?

347
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,804
YES. I WAS.

348
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,506
YOU WERE, YOU WERE
I TOTALLY THAT G--

349
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,374
THAT IS BANANAS.

350
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,509
I REMEMBER THAT!

351
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,843
I REMEMBER YOU.

352
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:04,945
YEAH.

353
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,847
WHAT'RE YOU DOING
WORKING HERE?

354
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,983
WELL, YOU REMEMBER ME
FROM ANYTHING ELSE?

355
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,521
[ clapping ]

356
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,956
CONGRATULATIONS.

357
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:23,230
AND THE AWARD FOR BEST
CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS GOES TO...

358
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,431
THE WISEMANS.

359
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,599
THE WISEMANS.

360
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,370
[ cheering ]

361
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,571
WE LOST.

362
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,106
TO JEWS.

363
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,107
HEY CONGRATULATIONS.

364
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,909
WHOO HOO HOO--

365
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,844
SHE'S SO LITTLE.
PUT HER IN MY POCKET.

366
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,113
SO THE AWARD FOR
"BEST MAILBOX,"

367
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,349
GOES TO...

368
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,583
OH US! US HONEY!

369
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,185
WE WON!

370
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,419
WOW, WE WON!

371
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,622
TO ORDINARY
FUCKIN' PEOPLE...

372
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,926
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK
MY AGENT.

373
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,461
MY REAL ESTATE AGENT.

374
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,895
THAT'S SHERRI!

375
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,933
THAT'S HILARIOUS, SHE WANTS TO
THANK HER REAL ESTATE AGENT.

376
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,434
AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY,

377
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,203
THANK YOU,
THE OVERALL IMPROVEMENT

378
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,005
IN THE QUALITY OF MAILBOXES

379
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:08,608
HAS MADE SUCH A DIFFERENCE
THROUGHOUT THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

380
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,144
AND I THINK WE'RE ALL WINNERS,
I'M HONORED.

381
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,146
TRULY, THANK YOU.

382
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,383
KYLE, JIM TOWER
FROM THE PALISADES

383
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,218
WE LOVED YOUR ADDITION.

384
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,386
WE THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING.

385
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,554
BUT I JUST WANTED TO CALL
AND MAKE YOU AWARE

386
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,924
THAT WE'VE MADE AN INTERESTING
CHOICE FOR THE CHARACTER,

387
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,094
WE'VE CHOSEN TO TAKE HIM DOWN
AN INTERESTING AVENUE--

388
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,229
I'LL CALL YOU BACK,
I'VE GOTTA GO.

389
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,336
OKAY WONDERFUL
WHICH HAND IS IT IN?

390
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,505
HUH, WHICH HAND,
RIGHT, LEFT.

391
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,939
HERE'S A RON DONALD SPIN.

392
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,574
NORTH/SOUTH
REVERSE NORTH/SOUTH.

393
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,510
EAST/WEST.
GOOD JOB.

394
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,445
HEY, ALL RIGHT,
OKAY.

395
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:46,513
BEHIND THE BACK,
NORTH/SOUTH.

396
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,016
WHO DID THAT?

397
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,417
...YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED.

398
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,618
A LITTLE HIGHER MAYBE.

399
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,294
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,
FUCK, FUCK!

400
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,099
I TOTALLY COULD
BE ON IDOL.

401
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,400
I KNOW,
I BET YOU'RE AWESOME.

402
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,601
MM-HMM.

403
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,937
BUT I'M JUST
STUCK HERE.

404
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:14,074
YEAH, I MEAN,
THIS WHOLE SUBURB TRIP.

405
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,608
YOU KNOW, I WROTE
A SONG ABOUT IT.

406
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,945
IT'S CALLED "YOU STAINED ME"
OR "MINDJAIL,"

407
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,380
I HAVEN'T REALLY
DECIDED YET.

408
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,514
REALLY?

409
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,350
OH MY GOD,
CAN I HEAR IT?

410
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:28,588
(SINGING) I GAVE YOU MY SOUL;
YOU TREAT IT LIKE POISON;

411
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:36,096
* GAVE YOU MY HEART;
YOU BETRAYED IT WITH A LIE.

412
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,631
(music playing)

413
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:45,105
* CAUSE YOU STAINED ME,
LIKE AN ANGLE DRAGGED IN DIRT

414
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:51,344
* YOU STAINED ME,
SHAN'T EVER SEE MY WORTH.

415
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:56,249
* YOU STAINED ME LIKE
SHAKESPEARE SAID THOU DOTH...**

416
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,484
(STOPS SINGING)

417
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,988
THAT'S ALL
I HAVE SO FAR...

418
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,524
WOW....THAT'S AWESOME.

419
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,297
GOD DAMNIT.

420
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,508
GOD DAMNIT.

421
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,634
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THERE!
WHAT?

422
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,302
WHAT, HEY, HEY!?

423
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,737
KYLE WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING!

424
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,739
ARE YOU OUTTA YOU MIND?

425
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,742
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
IN THERE?

426
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:56,776
I WAS JUST RUBBING
SOMETHING OUT.

427
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,044
ARE YOU CRAZY?

428
00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,146
THAT IS DISGUSTING.
HUH?

429
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,414
NO, NO!

430
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,517
LOOK I WAS USING MY STICK ON
YOUR MOM THIS MORNING.

431
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:05,552
SHE THOUGHT IT
WAS AMAZING.

432
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:06,553
MOM!

433
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,687
NO, LISTEN TO
ME LITTLE GIRL!

434
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,322
I HAVE TOO MUCH
A STAKE HERE.

435
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,725
IF YOU TELL YOUR MOM,
I WILL...

436
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:16,596
JUST...DESTROY YOU.

437
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,797
SIMPLE AS THAT.

438
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,466
AND YOU.

439
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,100
WE'RE PARTY
PROFESSIONALS.

440
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,535
PARTY PROFESSIONALS.

441
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,603
WE MAKE THE FUN.

442
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,605
DO IT.

443
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:26,873
OKAY?

444
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,883
SO, ARE WE
HAVING FUN YET?

445
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,788
OH YEAH.

446
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,496
BETCHA THIS IS
A LAUGH TO YOU.

447
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,265
ACTUALLY IT LOOKS
PRETTY APPEALING.

448
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,700
I KINDA WISH I WAS
YOU RIGHT NOW.

449
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,668
COME ON!

450
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,504
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING,
BEING AN ACTOR.

451
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:58,771
YOU WENT FOR IT,
YOU'RE SOMEONE.

452
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,841
YOU'RE NOT SOMEONE WHO DOES
THE SAME SHIT DAY IN, DAY OUT,

453
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,676
WEARING PLEATED SHORTS.

454
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,246
I WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS.

455
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,680
I COULDA BEEN YOU,

456
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,816
I WAS IN A BAND,
LIVIN' CRAZY.

457
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:13,520
KNOW THE LAST TIME I DID
ANYTHING UNEXPECTED?

458
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,722
CANCUN.

459
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,424
OKAY BUT YOU KNOW--

460
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:22,662
YOU HAVE A HOUSE,
YEAH YOU HAVE A FAMILY.

461
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,663
YOU HAVE A LIFE.

462
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,365
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'D GIVE FOR THAT?

463
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,533
(blowing raspberries)

464
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,536
OKAY, WELL THEN HOW
ABOUT WE SWITCH?

465
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,539
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT ESTATE LAW?

466
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:33,873
NO.

467
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,343
IT'S A BUMMER.

468
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,647
YEAH.
HEY.

469
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,482
"ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?"

470
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,418
DUDE, THAT'S WHERE I KNOW YOU
YOU'RE THAT GUY!

471
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,620
"HEY, ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?"

472
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,290
RIGHT, FROM THOSE BEER
COMMERCIALS, THAT'S AWESOME!

473
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,491
"ARE WE HAVING FUN YET",

474
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,793
REMEMBER
THAT'S ACTUALLY THE GUY.

475
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,563
SEE? I KNEW YOU WERE SOMEONE!

476
00:19:56,663 --> 00:20:00,633
ALL RIGHT COME ON
LET'S HERE IT. HEY...

477
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,269
I'D RATHER NOT.

478
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,437
"ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?"

479
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,772
(PEOPLE LAUGH, SMILE)

480
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,540
"ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?"

481
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,442
I'M NOT HAVING FUN YET,
MAKE IT A DOUBLE.

482
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,510
YOU GOT IT.

483
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,911
HEY, HEY, HEY...

484
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,281
THE HOSTESS SPECIFICALLY
REQUESTED, NO DOUBLES.

485
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,782
ONE JIGGER ONLY.
WHAT?

486
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,851
(SHOUTING) I DON'T YOU SERVING
THEM TWO JIGGERS.

487
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,657
COME ON.

488
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,293
RON,
WHAT?

489
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,828
I BELIEVE THE PREFERRED
TERM IS JIG-ROES.

490
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,872
KYLE CAN YOU WATCH
THE BAR PLEASE?

491
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,374
YEAH.

492
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,881
HEY MAN,
HEY CAN I HELP YOU?

493
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,717
NAW, I'M JUST LOOKING
FOR UM...

494
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,454
NEVER MIND.

495
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,623
YOU HER HUSBAND?
HEY AH...

496
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,224
HER BOSS'S REALLY
BEEN RIDING HER TODAY.

497
00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,759
HOW ABOUT YOU GO
OUT FRONT AND WAIT

498
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,429
AND I'LL SEND HER
OUT TO MEET YA.

499
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,730
WHO ARE YOU?

500
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,231
ME I'M NOBODY.

501
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:08,768
I'M JUST TRYING TO DO
A GOOD DEED TODAY, YOU KNOW.

502
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,870
OKAY CAN YOU
AT LEAST BE QUIET

503
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,339
SHIT.

504
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:18,778
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VE
BEEN CALLING

505
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,313
THIS IS MY PLACE
OF BUSINESS.

506
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,014
YOU ARE A MANIAC!

507
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,282
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
GIVE ME A BREAK?

508
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,384
AM I NOT AT
WORK RIGHT NOW?

509
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:28,421
WHOO! CANNONBALL!

510
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,857
OOW-HOO-HOO!

511
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:31,858
HEY, WHO'S GOING CRAZY?

512
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,360
C'MON, THE WATER'S FINE!

513
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,628
C'MON IN!

514
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:36,896
C'MON IN!

515
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:38,798
LET'S CUT LOOSE!

516
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,667
LET'S CUT LOOSE, C'MON!

517
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,678
OH WHAT?
I'M THE ASSHOLE HERE?

518
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:56,683
I AM! I'M THE ASSHOLE!
I'M THE ASSHOLE.

519
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,686
OH I GET IT I'M
THE ASSHOLE HERE, HUH?

520
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,455
PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON,
GORDON.

521
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,791
NO ONE WANTS TO
SEE YOUR PENIS.

522
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,058
NO ONE.

523
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,396
WELL WHY?

524
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,632
MAYBE I'LL WIN AN AWARD
FOR BEST COCK!

525
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:15,301
I'D RATHER HAVE AN AWARD FOR
BEST COCK ON MY MANTLE

526
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:18,705
THAN-- TIDIEST LAWN

527
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:21,574
OR FAGGIEST MAILBOX,

528
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,975
OR GODDAMN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.

529
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,845
THEY BETTER NOT BLINK!

530
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,580
NO BLINKING LIGHTS,
NEIGHBORS!

531
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,082
NO BLINKY, BLINKY!

532
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,319
ORDINARY FUCKING PEOPLE!

533
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,320
REPO MAN.

534
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,555
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!

535
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:36,956
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!

536
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:41,594
YOU'RE ALL FUCKIN' DEAD!

537
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,497
ALL THE MORE POOL FOR ME,
FUCKO'S!

538
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,735
THAT WAS JIM TOWER.

539
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,102
HE'S SO POWERFUL.

540
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,871
THEY WANT TO TAKE ME
TO NETWORK ON THE PALISADES.

541
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,840
YES!

542
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,743
YOU WALK INTO THAT ROOM
AND YOU SEDUCE THEM.

543
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:58,044
AND YOU HAVE A SECRET--

544
00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,747
BUT THEY REWROTE
THE CHARACTER A LITTLE BIT.

545
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:01,948
SO I GOTTA RETHINK--

546
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,783
SO YOU'RE NOT THE VULNERABLE
BAD BOY WHO'S NEW IN TOWN?

547
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,351
NO, NO HE'S STILL THAT,

548
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:09,722
BUT NOW HE HAS NUT CANCER
AND HE'S DOING CHEMO.

549
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,658
DUDE, YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO?

550
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:12,859
WHAT?

551
00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:14,994
I MEAN, IF WANT
TO BE REAL.

552
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:17,564
REAL'S WHAT I'M ABOUT.

553
00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:18,931
GOTTA LOOSE YOUR HAIR.

554
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:22,635
EVERYWHERE.

555
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,974
IT'S FOR YOUR ART, MAN.

556
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,676
EVERYWHERE.

557
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:33,813
HEAD, EYEBROWS, PUBE'S.

558
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,081
SOUP TO NUTS.

559
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:48,995
"ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?"

560
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,399
OR WOULD YOU PREFER
WE NOT DO THAT.

561
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,433
NO I LOVE THAT.

562
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:55,502
YOU DO?

563
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,604
LOOK UH--

564
00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,706
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT,
I TRIED TO STOP HIM.

565
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:05,712
BUT, MAYBE RON WAS
DISTRACTED BY THE--

566
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,580
SPECTACLE
OF MY HUMILIATION?

567
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,715
HE WAS NOT,
HE WAS NOT.

568
00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:10,883
NO, HE FIRED ME.

569
00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:14,020
BUT I SAID I'D SUE HIM,
SO I'M BACK ON FINAL WARNING.

570
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,623
WELCOME BACK.
THANKS.

571
00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:17,857
THANKS FOR TRYING THOUGH,

572
00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:22,995
I UH, I OH GOD, I TOTALLY
FORGOT YOUR NAME AGAIN.

573
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:24,564
I'M SORRY.

574
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:25,732
HENRY.
HENRY.

575
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,099
HENRY, HENRY YES.

576
00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:32,739
HE GOT THE JOB
IN VERMONT.

577
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:33,773
REALLY?

578
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:37,043
MM-HMM.
OH.

579
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:41,447
SO YOU DON'T NEED
THIS JOB.

580
00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,750
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.

581
00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:45,785
NO, I'M GONNA KEEP
THE JOB.

582
00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,920
FOR NOW,
I'M GONNA KEEP IT.

583
00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:56,896
JESUS KYLE,
ROMAN LEFT THE MESSAGE.

584
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,234
WHAT?

585
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,806
HEY, THERE.

586
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:07,807
HEY.

587
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,041
MMM.

588
00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,646
I KNEW, I KNEW YOU.

589
00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,652
SIGN HERE
AND HERE.

590
00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,120
AND HERE.

591
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,557
WAIT, WAIT, I THOUGHT
I WAS SUPPOSED

592
00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:26,659
TO FILL OUT
THE FEEDBACK CARD?

593
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:31,631
UM...TO GET A NEW CARD

594
00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:34,200
THEY'RE ALL THE WAY
OUT IN THE VAN.

595
00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:38,771
I'LL GET A NEW CARD.

596
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,607
DUDE YOU TOTALLY FUCK ME
IN THE ASS!

597
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:41,841
HEY.

598
00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:43,910
SO, YOU SHAVED
OFF YOUR EYEBROW.

599
00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:46,245
IT'S JUST AN EYEBROW.

600
00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:48,781
LISTEN, I REMEMBER
WHEN I WAS UP FOR

601
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:52,151
ONE OF THE JUMPSUIT BABES
IN "CANNONBALL 2"

602
00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:55,722
RIGHT AFTER MY AUDITION
I WAS HIT BY A CAR.

603
00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:57,189
YEAH I WAS DISAPPOINTED.

604
00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:58,858
BUT WHILE I WAS
IN THE HOSPITAL,

605
00:25:58,958 --> 00:25:59,926
I FINALLY GOT
THE CHANCE TO READ

606
00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,128
ZEN AND THE ART OF MOTORCYCLE
MAINTENANCE

607
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:05,965
AND THAT SHIT
ROCKED MY WORLD.

608
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,902
SO WHAT I'M SAYING IS

609
00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:12,271
GOD NEVER CLOSES A DOOR

610
00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:14,974
WITHOUT OPENING A WINDOW.

611
00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:21,648
FOURTEEN DOLLARS...

612
00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:25,752
FOURTEEN DOLLARS...

613
00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:28,855
FOURTEEN DOLLARS...

614
00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:32,024
FOURTEEN DOL--

615
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,164
THIRTEEN DOLLARS
AND--

616
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,138
SEVENTY SIX CENTS.

617
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,343
WELCOME BACK,
HENRY.

618
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,681
*

619
00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:04,757
*

620
00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:10,930
C'MON. PLEASE.

621
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:14,100
JUST ONCE.

622
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,868
PLEEEEEEESE!

623
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,069
NO, NO.

624
00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:19,038
PLEASE.

625
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:26,779
ARE WE HAVING FUN, YET?

626
00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:28,047
YEA!

627
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:34,887
OOW, WHAT HAPPENED?
[ laughing ]

628
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:20,432
T-R-E-E, TREE.