1 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:18,152 * 2 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:29,397 HOLY BALLS, THIS PARTY IS GONNA BE FUCKIN' AWESOME. 3 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,232 YEAH OR LIKE ANY OTHER PARTY, 4 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:32,266 BUT NAKED-ER. 5 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,068 AND WITH SEX. 6 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:35,369 THAT'S AWESOME. 7 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,606 WHAT? I DIG SEX. 8 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:39,640 I'M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE 9 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,375 FOR NOT SHARING SOCIETY'S HANG-UPS. 10 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,144 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 11 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:44,578 YEAH YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO 12 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:47,748 YOU HAVE HANG-UPS, ADMIT IT. 13 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,150 LOOK, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT WE LIVE IN 14 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,219 AN UPTIGHT, PURITANICAL SOCIETY. 15 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:53,121 IF YOU LOOK AT THE HISTORY OF ALL CIVILIZATION. 16 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,089 LIKE ANCIENT ROME FOR EXAMPLE. 17 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:58,226 IF YOU WENT INTO A PROMINENT CITIZEN'S VILLA, 18 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:00,228 IN ANCIENT ROME AND LOOKED UP ON THE WALLS, 19 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:02,530 THERE WOULD BE MURALS OF PEOPLE FUCKING. 20 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:03,531 REALLY? 21 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:06,334 JUST PEOPLE FUCKING... 22 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:07,568 ON THE WALLS. 23 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:10,037 AND PHALLUSES. 24 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:12,440 MY POINT IS THEY DIDN'T HAVE HANG-UPS. 25 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:16,277 THEY'RE LIKE, HEY MAN, SEX IS A LIFE FORCE. 26 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:19,046 WHAT'S UP! 27 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:21,582 HOLLY SHIT, THAT'S ROD JOHNSON. 28 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,016 ROD JOHNSON? 29 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:26,019 HE PRACTICALLY GOT A SATURN V ROCKET FOR A COCK. 30 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,321 HE JUST ANNIHILATES THESE CHICKS. 31 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:30,691 HE BE LIKE FUCKIN' THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. 32 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,693 AND THEN SPLOOGE, 33 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:35,062 ALL OVER THEIR MOUTH AND NOSE AND EYES, 34 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:38,132 LIKE BUCKETS, EXCRETED FROM HIS BODY. 35 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:40,701 ALL OVER THEM IT'S FUCKIN' CRAZY. 36 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:44,438 WOW, IT MUST BE GREAT NOT HAVING HANG-UPS. 37 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:45,773 YEAH. 38 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,811 * 39 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,054 SERVICE SMILE, SERVICE SMILE. 40 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,357 NO, NOT "OOH, NICE TITS, SMILES, OKAY"? 41 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,527 PROFESSIONAL SMILES. 42 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,129 AH EXCUSE ME SIR, YOU CAN'T BE IN HERE. 43 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:12,065 OH MR. DUK. 44 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:13,201 OF COURSE YOU CAN BE BACK HERE. 45 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,569 IT'S YOUR COMPANY, YOU CAN BE ANYWHERE YOU WANT! 46 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,137 TO WHAT DO WE OWE THE PLEASURE OF YOUR VISIT? 47 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:20,073 MMM, HUNDRED DOLLARS AT A TITTY BAR, OR HERE FOR FREE? 48 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,509 MMM, I COME HERE. 49 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,211 DOLLAR SMART, WHY I'M THE BOSS. 50 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:24,478 OF COURSE. 51 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,514 UH, WHILE I HAVE YOU HERE, 52 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,349 FREE FULLY NUDE PORNO EVERYWHERE. 53 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:29,617 WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE ALL THE FUN? 54 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:30,684 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 55 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:31,685 AND IF IT MAKES SENSE MONEY-WISE. 56 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:32,753 SPEAKING OF WHICH. 57 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,555 DO YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO BECOME 58 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,624 A PARTNER WITH ME ON MY FRANCHISE PLAN? 59 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,359 SOUP R' CRACKERS? 60 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,294 ALL YOU CAN EAT SOUP AND SALAD? 61 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,496 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH RIGHT, RIGHT. 62 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:43,797 I'VE BEEN TRACKING THE MARKETS, 63 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:47,268 AND IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO MOVE RIGHT NOW. 64 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,503 I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE DOING, IT'S LAMINATED AND ALL THAT 65 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,439 BUT-- TOO EARLY. 66 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,508 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TO ME LAST TIME. 67 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,279 I'LL TELL YOU WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT. 68 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:03,884 [ indistinct conversations ] 69 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,160 YEAH, THEY'RE LITTLE DICKS. 70 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:16,297 YOU'RE THE FIRST FUCKIN' GUYS TO NOTICE THAT. 71 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:27,341 HI-- 72 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:28,909 SORRY. 73 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,143 YEAH, YEAH, I'M SORRY--UH... 74 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,144 NO, NO, IT'S JUST, NOT HERE. 75 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,581 NOT HERE. I KNOW. 76 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:34,882 I'M SORRY--GROUND RULES. 77 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,284 I MEAN JUST AT WORK. 78 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:41,555 I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE-- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I KNOW. 79 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:44,325 I DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW. YEAH. 80 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:48,696 AND PLUS I'M LIKE SWIMMING IN DIVORCE PAPERS, RIGHT NOW. 81 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,464 LIKE MY AGENT KEEPS TEASING ME 82 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,166 WITH THIS RENO 911 OFFER 83 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,168 OR SOMETHING, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 84 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:56,370 NOW I HAVE TO SPEND THE ENTIRE NIGHT 85 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,339 WALKING AROUND WITH THESE TROGLODYTES 86 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,374 DEMANDING TO SEE MY TITS EVERY TIME I WALK BY 87 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:03,811 WITH THESE FUCKIN' IDIOTIC COCK SNACKS. 88 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,245 I THOUGHT-- 89 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,381 KNOW WHAT'D I'D DO? JUST SHOW 'EM THE GOODS, 90 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,949 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I'M SURE THEY'RE NATURAL? 91 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,352 ROMAN, I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DON'T GET AWAY FROM ME 92 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,354 I'M GONNA KICK YOUR DICK OFF. 93 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,588 JESUS CH-- I SWEAR TO GOD. 94 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:17,691 ALL RIGHT, HAVE FUN GUYS. 95 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:20,294 I'M SORRY, IT'S MY FAULT. 96 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:23,731 YOU KNOW IT'S JUST... MY LIFE SUCKS RIGHT NOW. 97 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:26,334 IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO SEE YOU AND 98 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,402 YOU TOO. YEAH AHH-- 99 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,872 AND YOU KNOW HOOKIN' UP AND STUFF IS FUN. 100 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:35,476 I SWEAR IT'S JUST LIKE, THE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND THING 101 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,611 YEAH, NO, IT'S A CASUAL THING. 102 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,680 RIGHT, EXACTLY. IT'S CASUAL. 103 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,349 YEAH THAT'S, WHAT I WANT. 104 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:45,386 GOOD. 105 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:46,854 AWE MAN, STAY AWAY FROM CASEY, 106 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,789 I THINK SHE'S ON THE FUCKIN' RAG. 107 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,991 PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA, DUDE. 108 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,827 HERE YOU GO. THANKS. 109 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,496 AND WHAT AWARD DID YOU WIN TONIGHT?? 110 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:56,664 BEST BLOWJOB. 111 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,766 AH BEST BLOWJOB? 112 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:00,501 THAT MUST BE AN AMAZING BLOWJOB. 113 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:01,802 BEST OF THE YEAR. 114 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,772 "BEST" BEING RELATIVE, OF COURSE. 115 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,474 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DANDIA? 116 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:07,808 I MEAN, YOU SO DON'T DESERVE THAT. 117 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,743 HEY, I WON THIS FAIR AND SQUARE-- 118 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,011 YEAH, JUST SLEEP WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE-- 119 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,780 I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH ANYONE TO WIN THIS. 120 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,382 I JUST WENT OUT AND GAVE THE BEST BLOWJOB. 121 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:15,549 MINE'S WAY BETTER-- 122 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,750 BULLSHIT! 123 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,786 LADIES, MAYBE WE CAN CLEAR THIS UP RIGHT NOW. 124 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,354 WE COULD DO A BLOWJOB CONTEST. 125 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,055 WE'LL BE THE JUDGES. 126 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,359 YOU KNOW, IT'S AN IDEA. 127 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,598 DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT? 128 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,400 I KNOW, MAN, 129 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,634 I THOUGHT THEY WERE COOL WITH SEX 130 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,669 BUT THEY'RE FUCKIN' STUCK-UP, BITCHES. 131 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,638 NO, THEY'RE COOL WITH SEX. 132 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,673 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY GOT INTO PORN? 133 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:42,410 I DON'T KNOW, THEIR UNCLES RAPED THEM. 134 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:45,413 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR APPROACH. 135 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,014 WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY APPROACH? 136 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:49,917 "HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE A BLOWJOB CONTEST." 137 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,018 SOUND LIKE A CLOWN. 138 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,386 NOT EVEN NYMPHOS'LL GO FOR THAT. 139 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:53,821 FUCK OFF NYMPHO'S WOULD GO FOR THAT. 140 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:56,824 NO THEY WOULDN'T. 141 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:59,893 WHAT WOULD YOUR APPROACH BE? 142 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,429 ALL RIGHT TELL YOU WHAT? 143 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:04,798 JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. 144 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,700 OKAY? 145 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,069 SO MY AGENT'S LIKE, DO ONE PUPUJUJO VIDEO 146 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:11,839 JUST FOR THE MONEY AND NOW IT'S LIKE ALL I'M DOING. 147 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,373 PUPUJUJO? 148 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:17,310 PUPUJUJO IT'S THING WHERE GUYS CUM IN YOUR NOSTRILS. 149 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:19,046 FUCKING JAPANESE, RIGHT? 150 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:24,017 IT'S LIKE, WHAT'LL THEY THINK OF NEXT? 151 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:26,854 IT'S MONEY, BUT LIKE IS THAT WHY I GOT INTO THE BUSINESS? 152 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:29,389 SO I COULD HAVE GUYS CUMMING UP MY NOSE? 153 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,592 I AH-- I DON'T-- 154 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:34,562 SO I'M REBRANDING. 155 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:35,863 I GOT THE NEW NAME, 156 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,831 I GOT THE NEW SURGERIES, 157 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:41,034 WHICH CAME OUT OKAY, EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE LITTLE SCAR. 158 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:44,505 WELL, YOU BARELY NOTICE. 159 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,474 OH, NO, NO THAT'S FROM EARLIER 160 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:47,875 WHEN MY HEART DIDN'T WORK. 161 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:50,778 SO NOW I HAVE A MONKEY HEART. 162 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:51,812 GOD DAMN IT, GOOD-- 163 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,380 RON! WHAT'S UP. 164 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:55,115 WHAT'S UP IS ALAN DUK IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 165 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,550 AND I FUCKING HATE HIM. 166 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:57,651 THE GUY WHO OWNS THE COMPANY? 167 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,352 YEAH, YEAH THE GUY, WHO OWNS THE COMPANY 168 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:00,488 THE GUY IS LIKE, "RON, HEY 169 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:02,355 YOU HAVE GOALS AND PLANS, 170 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:03,624 SOUP R' CRACKERS WHAT A GREAT FRANCHISE, 171 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,759 LET ME HELP YOU OUT," RIGHT? 172 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,127 BUT THEN I GET ALL MY DUCKS IN A ROW 173 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:08,629 I GET EVERYTHING READY TO GO, 174 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,363 I CAN SMELL, IT RIGHT? 175 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,900 HE'S LIKE, "NO I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 176 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,101 MAYBE LATER." AGAIN. 177 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,836 SO IT'S LIKE HE DANGLES IT IN FRONT OF MY FACE 178 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:19,072 AND THEN JUST RIPS IT AWAY. 179 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,475 WELL, KEEP TRYING. 180 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,376 HE'S THE MONEY, HENRY. 181 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:24,778 HE'S THE MONEY, OKAY? 182 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:28,716 IF HE'S YANKIN' MY CHAIN, THEN WHERE AM I GONNA GET THE MONEY? 183 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,518 THE MONEY STORE? 184 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:31,519 I DON'T-- 185 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:34,622 MONEY DEPOT? 186 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:36,790 CRAMSEY. 187 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,058 I'M SORRY? 188 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,827 MY NEW NAME. 189 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,161 CAUSE LIKE I DO A LOT OF ANAL. 190 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,763 SO IT'S LIKE "CRAM IT UP THERE" 191 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,098 YOU KNOW LIKE CRAM IT. I GET IT. 192 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:48,636 HI. COME HERE. 193 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:50,704 WHO IS THAT, SHOULD I BE JEALOUS? 194 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,072 I DON'T KNOW, BUT IF I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT, 195 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,441 I MIGHT HAVE A SHOT AT MASTURBATING INTO HER NOSE. 196 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:55,576 WOW! 197 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,945 THAT'S SO SEXY, SHE'S VERY SEXY. 198 00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:59,647 SHE'S THE MOST DEPRESSING PERSON ON THE PLANET. 199 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:01,582 I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF. 200 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,919 UMM. YOU HOWEVER SEEM MORE CHEERFUL THOUGH. 201 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,188 THIS GUY GAVE ME A HIT OF X AND I TOOK IT. 202 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,523 REALLY? 203 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,992 YEAH LIKE 15 MINUTES AGO AND NOW IT'S KICKING IN. 204 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:12,993 WOW. 205 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,895 YOU SHOULD TAKE IT TOO AND WE BOTH 206 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,030 CAN BE IN ECSTASY AT THIS PARTY. 207 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,632 OKAY. YEAH? 208 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:19,933 IS THERE ANYMORE OR-- 209 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,736 AH, I DON'T, I DON'T KNOW...PROBABLY. 210 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,472 I'LL FIND HIM-- JESUS, MAN--I'M NOT KIDDING. 211 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:28,175 LIKE THE MANE OF A UNICORN. 212 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,977 SERIOUSLY, THIS? 213 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,011 SUCH MYTHICAL CREATURE. 214 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:36,817 I'M TOTALLY IN TO THAT. 215 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:40,988 I-- YES, YES I'M GONNA-- OKAY GREAT. 216 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,856 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ALL RIGHT. 217 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,059 ALL RIGHT. 218 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:50,664 [ muttering ] 219 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,204 DUDE, THESE CHICKS TONIGHT, HUH? 220 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,177 YOU IN THE BIZ, OR JUST, WHAT, AN INTERESTED PARTY? 221 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,646 SHIT MAN, ALL THAT PUSSY OUT THERE, 222 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,781 WHO ISN'T AN INTERESTED PARTY? 223 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,482 ME? I'M BOTH. 224 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:13,186 I AM IN THE BIZ AND VERY INTERESTED IN PUSSY. 225 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,023 YOU HEARD OF "DUMB SCHOOLGIRLZ?" 226 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,758 WITH A Z? 227 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:20,661 TOO DUMB TO SAY NO" THAT'S ME, THAT'S MINE. 228 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:21,695 [ chuckling ] 229 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:22,830 YOU LIKE SCHOOL GIRLS? 230 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,632 AH SHIT WHO DOESN'T LIKE SCHOOL GIRLS. 231 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,066 AM I MAKING YOU PEE SHY, HUH? 232 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,500 ALL MY JIBBER JABBER? 233 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,036 [ grunting ] SORRY. 234 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,070 [ laughing ] 235 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,504 YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO DO? 236 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,040 I LIKE TO THINK OF A BUCKET OF WATER 237 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,775 POURING INTO ANOTHER BUCKET OF WATER, 238 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,510 OH BY THE WAY FYI, STAY AWAY FROM THE LITTLE BLONDE GIRL 239 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,647 WITH THE BIG TITS AND THE GREEN SKIRT. 240 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,961 SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BAND. 241 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,897 YEAH, WE DO LIKE THIS MODERN TAKE ON A DOORS THING. 242 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,699 SORT OF LIKE, POWER EMO. 243 00:09:58,799 --> 00:09:59,800 I'M REALLY INTO THIS GERMAN TECHNO-- 244 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,069 I LOVE JIM MORRISON. 245 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,536 MORRISON IS A POET. 246 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,605 HE DOES NOT GET THE RESPECT HE DESERVES, RIGHT. 247 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,274 "COME ON BABY, LIGHT MY FIRE." 248 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,809 ROBBIE KRIEGER WROTE THAT. 249 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,543 NOT OF LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT. 250 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,846 "BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE." 251 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,948 RIGHT, THAT'S BETTER POETRY THAN, 252 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,650 LIKE, YEETS OR WHATEVER. 253 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,085 IT'S PRONOUNCED YEATS. 254 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,653 I HATE YEETS, THAT'S WHAT I WAS READING IN HIGH SCHOOL 255 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,189 MY TEACHER MOLESTED ME. 256 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,693 SOMETIMES WHEN I'M WRITING SONGS, 257 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,194 I DO THIS THING THAT HE DID, 258 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,663 WHERE HE CHANNELED THE SPIRIT OF AN INDIAN. 259 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,699 THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME, RIGHT? 260 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,967 TO HAVE LIKE AN INDIAN INSIDE YOU. 261 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,804 AMAZING. 262 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:41,074 I'M HALF INDIAN. 263 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,244 OKAY, UM, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 264 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:47,748 OH-- 265 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,049 DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT? 266 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,583 YEAH, WHAT WAS THAT? 267 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,119 YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE TALKING ALL THAT BULLSHIT. 268 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,186 HOW COULD I FOLLOW? 269 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,587 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S NOT BULLSHIT. 270 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:55,989 THAT'S HONEST CONVERSATION. 271 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:56,990 HONESTY? 272 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,859 DO I WANNA BE INSIDER HER? YES? 273 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,127 IS YEATS IS PRONOUNCED YATES? 274 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,161 FUCKIN' YES. 275 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:04,597 YOU JUST GOTTA BE ZEN. DON'T WANT. BE. 276 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,134 GIRLS WANT TO BE, SO JUST BE WITH THEM. 277 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,301 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 278 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,970 YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE. 279 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,271 YOU'LL GET IT MAN, YOU'LL GET IT, I'LL CLICK. 280 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:15,142 JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. 281 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:20,147 [ loud music playing ] 282 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,983 THINK FOR A SEX PARTY, THERE'D BE MORE ACTUAL SEX. 283 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,919 LIKE FREE SEX. 284 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,722 CONSTANCE, HI. HEY. 285 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,924 DO YOU HAVE ANY ECSTASY? 286 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,359 NO. DO YOU? 287 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,765 SHE'S WITH US? YEAH. 288 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,099 NICE TITS. 289 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,367 WHAT'S ECSTASY? 290 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,383 HELLO. 291 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,353 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 292 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,323 MY NAME IS GUY STENNISLAUS. 293 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,159 I WAS WONDERING YOU MIGHT HAVE A MOMENT 294 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:09,229 FOR A BUSINESS CONVERSATION. 295 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,800 WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT IF I ASK YOUR NAME? 296 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,667 RON, WHAT BUSINESS? 297 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,137 I'M A PRODUCER. 298 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,906 MY REPUTATION IS VERY GOOD, 299 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:22,342 ANYONE HERE WILL TESTIFY TO THAT. 300 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,978 I'VE WON THE REUBEN HOSEMAN AWARD THREE TIMES. 301 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,347 MY COMPANY GROSSED SIX MILLION, LAST YEAR. 302 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,951 NOW, RON, I WAS WATCHING YOU IN THE BATHROOM. 303 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,921 YOU HAVE AN ENORMOUS COCK. 304 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,755 I'M GOING TO BE VERY STRAIGHT FORWARD WITH YOU 305 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,191 BECAUSE I'M A STRAIGHT FORWARD BUSINESS MAN. 306 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:42,295 I AM GOING TOMORROW TO MEET WITH INVESTORS IN SEOUL, 307 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,198 AND I THINK A DISCOVERY LIKE THIS WOULD BE 308 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,000 OF GREAT INTEREST TO THEM, 309 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,769 AND VERY LUCRATIVE TO YOU, IF YOU WOULD CONSIDER IT. 310 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,142 KOREANS? YES. 311 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:58,411 AND I THINK THAT YOU COULD MAKE YOU A LOT OF MONEY 312 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,815 IN A VERY SHORT TIME WITH SUCH A LARGE, 313 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,450 INTERESTING COCK AS THAT. 314 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,386 IF I CAN'T TOUCH, WHY BOTHER, RIGHT? 315 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,387 OH DICK SNACKS. 316 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,089 REALLY CLEVER, AREN'T THEY? 317 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:12,926 UH RON, 318 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,262 PERHAPS WE COULD DISCUSS THIS SOMEWHERE 319 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,430 A LITTLE MORE PRIVATE, YES? 320 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,004 I DON'T HAVE TO SHOW MY FACE, 321 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,138 AND I COULD STILL MAKE MONEY? 322 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,407 WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR FACE, RON. 323 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,143 IF THAT'S HOW YOU WANT IT. 324 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,879 CAUSE I JUST NEED QUICK START-UP FUNDS. 325 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,414 OF COURSE, OF COURSE I KNOW, RON. 326 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,750 YOU HAVE A DREAM, I HAD A DREAM MYSELF, ONCE. 327 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,353 AND NOW, I'M LIVING IT. 328 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,990 IF YOU MAKE MID FIVE FIGURES IN A QUARTER, 329 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,292 YOU CAN OPEN ALL THE WONDER CRACKERS YOU WISH. 330 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,128 SOUP R' CRACKERS. YES. 331 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:52,465 SO, IF I MAY, IF I COULD JUST UH-- 332 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,767 HAVE A CLOSER LOOK? 333 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,904 IT IS, IT IS FIVE FIGURES YOU SWEAR, YES? 334 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,839 YES, YES. 335 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:03,176 SO-- 336 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,444 CAN I JUST TAKE A MINUTE? 337 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,213 TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED. 338 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,381 OF COURSE, OF COURSE. 339 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,054 YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE READY. 340 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,255 OKAY. 341 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,570 [ clearing his throat ] 342 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,472 OKAY. 343 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,374 READY? YES. 344 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,485 OCCUPIED, OCCUPIED! 345 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,520 NO, NO, NO, RON. 346 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,090 THIS IS MY ASSISTANT, THIS IS JIMMY. 347 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,359 JIMMY, THIS IS MR. DONALD. 348 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,061 WHO I TOLD YOU ABOUT. 349 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,395 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT RON. 350 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,865 SO IF YOU COULD TAKE IT OUT AGAIN? 351 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,001 AGAIN? YES. 352 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:04,371 JUST ONE MOMENT PLEASE. 353 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,906 WE'LL WANT TO CALL HIRO AND GUNTER RIGHT AWAY. 354 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,509 UH RON, COULD YOU LIFT IT A BIT? 355 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,411 OKAY. 356 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,246 AND TO THE RIGHT. 357 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,247 MY RIGHT OR YOUR RIGHT? 358 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,448 MY RIGHT. 359 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,117 AND THE RHEE BROTHERS 360 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,186 [ laughing and talking ] OCCUPIED! 361 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,253 OCCUPIED! 362 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,490 RON. RON. NO, NO, NO SORRY, SO SORRY. 363 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,858 I WOULD LOVE TO INTRODUCE MY BUSINESS PARTNER 364 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:26,994 THIS IS DENNI. 365 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,929 THIS IS RON DONALD, WHO I TOLD YOU ABOUT. 366 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,064 IF YOU'D TAKE IT OUT AGAIN, 367 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,065 I CAN'T, I CAN'T, I CAN'T. 368 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:36,403 I JUST CAN'T DO THIS. RON PLEASE. 369 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:40,140 RON, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THREE MONTHS WORK. 370 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,011 AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DREAM IN YOUR HAND. 371 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,250 OKAY, OKAY. 372 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,285 THERE. 373 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:56,256 AND IF YOU COULD GET IT MORE ERECT. NO. 374 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,058 NO, NO I DON'T WANT YOU TAKING A PICTURE OF IT, PLEASE. 375 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,061 RON, THE KOREANS ARE NOT GOING TO INVEST ON MY GOOD WORD. 376 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,595 [ chuckling ] 377 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,898 SO IF YOU COULD MAKE, 378 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:09,269 AROUSE YOURSELF A LITTLE, MORE. 379 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,470 NO, NO I CAN'T. 380 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,239 THINK OF THE SOUP RESTAURANT. 381 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,673 SOUP R' CRACKERS. 382 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,044 SOUP 'R CRACKERS, YES, IT IS YOUR DREAM, YEAH? 383 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,545 YES, YES. 384 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,580 THINK ABOUT THAT AND I WANT YOU 385 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,983 TO THINK ABOUT IT LIKE A WOMAN. 386 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,052 USE YOUR HAND TO SLAP IT AROUND. 387 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,319 DENNI. 388 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,654 PLEASE. 389 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,122 LIKE A WOMAN. 390 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,491 LIKE A WOMAN. 391 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,328 LIKE A WOMAN. 392 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,666 YOU SEEN GUY WITH--? 393 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,268 OH CASEY, SHIT. 394 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:51,144 THIS IS-- THIS IS A BUSINESS THING. 395 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,345 LOOK RON, IF YOU WOULD REALLY 396 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,980 WE JUST NEED TO GET ONE QUICK SNAPSHOT OF YOUR 397 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,682 YOUR STIFF HARD DICK. 398 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,522 ARE YOU GOOD? 399 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:06,593 YEAH I GUESS. OKAY GREAT. 400 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,095 ALL RIGHT OKAY. 401 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,196 VERY GOOD. 402 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,030 NICE BOOBIES. 403 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,100 FEELS GOOD. 404 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,368 AH THIS IS LIKE-- I DON'T KNOW, THIS IS TOUGH! 405 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,337 IT'S REALLY HARD CAUSE LIKE, 406 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,372 THEY BOTH FEEL LIKE REALLY REAL. 407 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,508 AND-- 408 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:25,044 OKAY YOU HAVE TO PICK, COME ON. 409 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,045 DUDE, LET ME GIVE IT A SHOT. 410 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,014 JUST BE, OKAY. 411 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,616 OKAY, THIS IS A TOTAL GUESS, 'CAUSE 412 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,519 BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH TOTALLY, TOTALLY AMAZING 413 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,753 UMM-- 414 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,257 LET'S SEE UM, I GONNA GUESS KENLEY'S ARE REAL. 415 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,991 IS THAT YOUR FINAL GUESS? 416 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,127 OH MAN. 417 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,396 [ laughing ] 418 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,397 I CAN'T DECIDE. 419 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,099 HERE, LET ME, LET ME GO! 420 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,634 LET ME DO IT. 421 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,203 HEY, GUY, BE COOL-- 422 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,671 I MEAN IT'S NOT FAIR IF I DON'T JUDGE IT TOO. 423 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,441 KENLEY'S ARE REAL. 424 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,110 OKAY? I GOT IT. 425 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,379 LOSER. SEE YOU GUYS. 426 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,214 DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 427 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,183 I DON'T KNOW, MAN YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME. 428 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:06,018 I TOLD YOU OKAY, YOU JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD-- 429 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,154 THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA DO. 430 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,621 THEY WOULDN'T LET ME! 431 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,590 AND LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING TO FUCKIN' FOLLOW. 432 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,226 YOU'RE LIKE, "BLOWJOB CONTEST, NOT COOL," 433 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,661 AH TITTY-FEELING CONTEST, COOL!" 434 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,663 IT'S NOT A CONTEST, A COMPARISON. 435 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,730 TOTALLY DIFFERENT. ALL RIGHT? 436 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,632 JUST WATCH AND LEARN YOU'LL GET IT. 437 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,033 LEARN WHAT? 438 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,802 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO TEACH. 439 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,304 YOU DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT 440 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:28,175 CAUSE YOU'RE HANDSOME AND YOU HAVE COOL EMO HAIR 441 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,609 THE GIRLS LIKE. 442 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:33,380 I THINK YOU LOOK KIND OF FAGGY AND I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW. 443 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,715 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 444 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,749 HI. 445 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:41,321 WHAT'S UP. 446 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:45,192 [ party noises ] 447 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,663 THERE YOU ARE. 448 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,831 HEY. HENRY! 449 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:52,832 HOW'S IT GOING? 450 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,367 OH MY GOD. 451 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:59,172 DID YOU AH, DID YOU FIND THE-- THE GUY? 452 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,574 DO YOU LIKE HOW I FEEL? 453 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,210 YES, YES I DO-- 454 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,578 GOOD, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO COOL. 455 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,813 COOL? 456 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,381 YOU'RE COOL. YOU'RE COOL TOO. 457 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,251 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE HOOKED UP IN THE ROOM? 458 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,485 YEAH. IN THE ROOM IN THAT LITTLE ROOM. 459 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,755 AND THAT WAS SO FUN AND SEXY, REMEMBER? 460 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,724 IT WAS. 461 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,261 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW. ME TOO! 462 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,597 WE SHOULD GET YOU AND ECSTASY, BECAUSE IF WE DO 463 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,634 THEN WE COULD TALK ALL NIGHT YEAH. 464 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,402 AND KISS. YEAH. 465 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,304 AND KISS YOU. 466 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,279 OKAY, DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ECSTASY! ANYONE? 467 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,381 HENRY, HENRY, HENRY THAT'S THE GUY! 468 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,382 THAT GUY. 469 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,116 THAT GUY? THE SHINY-- 470 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,118 THE SHI-- THAT'S THE GUY. 471 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:50,223 THE SHINIEST GUY HERE. 472 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,393 FUCKIN'...ASSHOLES ...SON-OF-A-BITCH-- 473 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,562 GOOD. CAN I HAVE A VODKA REDBULL? 474 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,334 "LIVE LONG AND PROSPER." 475 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,537 HEY. YOU INTO SCI-FI? 476 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,774 YEAH, ARE YOU INTO SCI-FI? 477 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,141 YEAH, TOTALLY. 478 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,279 I EVEN DID A SCI-FI MOVIE ONCE. 479 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,415 THIS ALIEN DID ME WITH HIS TENTACLE ARMS. 480 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,549 IT WAS COOL. 481 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,817 IT SOUNDS COOL. YEAH. 482 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,153 I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE. 483 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,489 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 484 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,291 CRAMSEY. CRAMSEY. 485 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,426 LISA, ACTUALLY-- 486 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,662 I'M ROMAN. 487 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,331 I'M A WRITER. 488 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,500 I WRITE MOVIES AND BOOKS, 489 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,702 I HAVE A BLOG. 490 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:36,803 IT'S PRETTY COOL. 491 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,406 YEAH. 492 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,741 SO WHAT KIND OF STUFF ARE YOU INTO? 493 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,776 YOU KNOW, ALL OF IT. 494 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,745 YEAH. YEAH. 495 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,547 BUT WHAT I REALLY LIKE IS DRAGONS. 496 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:48,581 DRAGONS? 497 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,450 UM DRAGONS. 498 00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:00,460 DRAGONS ARE FANTASY. 499 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,631 IF THERE'S MAGICAL TALISMANS OR A MAGIC SWORD 500 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,300 OR WIZARDS 501 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,338 OR FUCKIN' CRAZY NOT REAL ANIMALS 502 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:14,774 ALL THOSE BASIC THINGS THAT BREAK THE LAWS OF REALITY, 503 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,877 THAT SHITS ALL FANTASY. 504 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,580 I'M INTO HARD SCI-FI, FANTASY IS BULLSHIT! 505 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,581 UM-HMM. 506 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,350 I HEARD YOU. 507 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,651 YEAH. 508 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,555 CAN I GET A WATER? 509 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,596 THANKS. 510 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,331 NO PROBLEMO. 511 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,506 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 512 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,642 HI, RON. ANY LUCK? 513 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,978 ALL RIGHT THAT'S FINE. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 514 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,681 HEY MACY, WOULD YOU COME HERE, PLEASE? 515 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:57,484 AH MACY WE NEED YOUR HELP FOR A MOMENT. 516 00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,286 I NEED TO GET A PICTURE FOR SEOUL. 517 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,253 SO, JUST A QUICK FLUFF? 518 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,555 YES, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND. 519 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,256 I DON'T THINK THAT THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 520 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,493 NO, NO, RON. MACY IS A PROFESSIONAL. 521 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:07,794 THIS IS ALL JUST BUSINESS. 522 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,762 I REALLY DON'T WANT TOO. 523 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:12,432 RON, I JUST WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THE MONEY 524 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:13,666 YOU'RE GOING TO BE MAKING. 525 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,769 I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT SOUP R' CRACKERS, YES? 526 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,008 YES. 527 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,017 WOW. 528 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:32,885 OKAY THEN. 529 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,925 UH, I KNEW IT! 530 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,693 HOW TO WIN A SINSAYSHUN AWARD. 531 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,395 BLOW THE GUY WITH THE MOST REUBENS-- 532 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,296 I'M NOT BLOWING GUY, I'M BLOWING THIS ASSHOLE. 533 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,331 AS A FAVOR-- 534 00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:46,633 OH AND YOU'RE DOING A REALLY GOOD OF A JOB, 535 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:47,934 HE'S LOOKS WET STRING DOWN THERE. 536 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:48,935 THAT'S HIS PROBLEM, IT'S NOT ME. 537 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,036 LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE-- 538 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,303 YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS AWARD-- 539 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,572 IT'S MINE!. 540 00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:59,412 [ moaning ] 541 00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,121 FUCK. 542 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,926 YEAH, THAT LOOKS AMAZING. THANKS. 543 00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,327 THEY DID REALLY GOOD WORK. 544 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,663 HEY KYLE, HAVE YOU SEEN CASEY ANYWHERE? 545 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,931 YEAH, I SAW HER HEAD TOWARD THE BACK. 546 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,035 WHO'S YOUR SURGEON? 547 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:29,742 IT--HIT ME ON THE--VERY TIP...AHH! 548 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:39,619 [ crying ] 549 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,754 JESUS, HEY I GOT ONE. 550 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:44,857 AND I THINK I'M STARTING TO FEEL SOMETHING. 551 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,559 I THINK THIS IS A GREAT IDEA-- 552 00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,427 ARE YOU OKAY? 553 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:49,896 I'M REALLY SORRY, I THINK YOU NEED 554 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:53,533 TO TAKE ME TO THE BATHROOM. 555 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:54,834 REALLY? 556 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,607 [ music stops ] 557 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,879 HEY, RON, I WAS GOING TO GO RIVER BOATING ON THE MISSISSIPPI 558 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,716 I NEED SOMETHING TO MEASURE DEPTH CAN I BORROW YOUR DICK? 559 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:10,917 YOU SHOULDA SEEN IT BEFORE, 560 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,418 THE END WAS ALL SWOLLEN. 561 00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:13,986 IT LOOKED LIKE A GRAPE TOOTSIE POP. 562 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:15,688 HOW'S YOUR BACK NOT HURT? 563 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:16,989 HEY RON, HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD US 564 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,758 YOU HAD SUCH A HUGE DICK? 565 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,026 AH, 566 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:24,130 CAN YOU JUST...PACK, OKAY? 567 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,566 KYLE WHY WOULD HE TELL US HE HAD A BIG DICK? 568 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:27,567 WHAT'S THAT DOING OUT? 569 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:28,668 WHO WAS IN MY STUFF? 570 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:31,838 MR. DUK WAS IN HERE. HE WAS LOOKING THROUGH IT. 571 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,141 REALLY? 572 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:39,746 [ flushing sounds ] 573 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:40,880 HEY. 574 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,982 OH GOD. I'M SORRY. 575 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:44,050 IT'S OKAY. 576 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,552 YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, THANK YOU. 577 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:48,821 NO PROBLEM, YOU KNOW. 578 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,558 TELL ME I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING THAT WAS TOO EMBARRASSING. 579 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:53,092 I'M SO FUCKIN' EMBARRASSED RIGHT NOW. 580 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,426 NOTHING AT ALL. 581 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:55,762 REALLY? YEAH TOTALLY. 582 00:24:55,862 --> 00:25:00,166 IT'S FINE. 583 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:02,902 I DIDN'T GET RENO 911. 584 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:06,472 SORRY. 585 00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:09,576 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU HOME? 586 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:13,780 TUCK YOU IN AND MAYBE-- 587 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,116 WE COULD TALK, MAKE OUT--? 588 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:18,484 LIKE YOU SAID BEFORE. 589 00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:21,721 NO, I THINK I JUST HAVE TO GO HOME. 590 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:23,690 SORRY I JUST DON'T FEEL WELL. OKAY. 591 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:24,724 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU AGAIN. 592 00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:26,626 SURE, SURE, SURE. 593 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,266 * 594 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:46,579 YEAH IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 595 00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:47,747 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 596 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,749 IT IS, IT'S THE NICEST THING. 597 00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:51,550 IT'S REALLY GREAT, THERE'S THIS ONE THING 598 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:53,786 THAT I DON'T GET, PERSONALLY. 599 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:54,887 AND THAT IS IT SAYS RIGHT HERE 600 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:57,757 "THIS SCHOOLGIRL IS IN FOR A SURPRISE. 601 00:25:57,857 --> 00:26:00,026 SHE'S GOING TO GET A FACE FULL OF JIZZ, 602 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,828 AND SHE'S GOING TO LIKE IT." 603 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,563 "SHE'S GONNA LIKE IT." YEAH. 604 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:05,698 SO? 605 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:07,634 WHAT'S NOT TO GET? 606 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:11,503 WELL, WHICH ONE IS THE SURPRISE? 607 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:14,140 CAUSE "A SURPRISE." SINGULAR, ONE SURPRISE. 608 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,775 BUT IT SAYS SHE'S GOING TO GET A FACE FULL OF JIZZ 609 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:16,943 AND SHE'S ALSO GOING TO LIKE IT. 610 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,144 SO WHICH ONE IS THE SURPRISE? 611 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,046 WHAT? THAT SHE GETS BUNCH OF JIZZ ON HER FACE 612 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,147 AND SHE WASN'T EXPECTING IT, 613 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,915 OR THAT ONCE THE JIZZ IS ON HER FACE, 614 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,150 SHE FINDS THAT SHE ACTUALLY LIKES IT? 615 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,151 THEY'RE BOTH THE SURPRISE. 616 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,853 NO THEY CAN'T BE, THEY CAN'T BE 617 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:28,788 BECAUSE IT SAYS "A SURPRISE" RIGHT THERE ON THE BOX. 618 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:32,091 SO WHAT I'M PROPOSING TO YOU NOW IS THAT WE CHANGE THIS 619 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:36,028 TO "THIS SCHOOLGIRL IS IN FOR TWO SURPRISES." 620 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,564 "TWO SURPRISES-- NO "SOME SURPRISES..." 621 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:39,799 BECAUSE THEN THAT OPENS IT UP 622 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,533 AND THERE COULD BE THIS WHOLE BOX COULD BE-- 623 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:45,772 HOW ABOUT THIS, YOU DON'T TAKE A DEMO. OKAY. 624 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:47,039 GO. 625 00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:59,018 HEY SORRY, MAN, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE. OKAY. 626 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:09,395 * 627 00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:19,638 * 628 00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:29,716 * 629 00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:39,658 * 630 00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:49,736 * 631 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:57,443 TREE.