1 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:21,489 * 2 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,257 HEY. 3 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,659 IS THERE ANYONE IN THE HALLWAY? 4 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:29,130 UMM-- 5 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:30,631 NO. 6 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:34,702 YOU OKAY? 7 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:37,271 UM, WHAT'S THIS? 8 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,240 IT'S YOUR JOB YOU HAVE TO HELP ME 9 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:43,043 WITH THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT-- [ someone's coming ] 10 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,514 IT'S GOOD BUT I THINK, I LIKE THAT ONE BETTER, 11 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,982 BECAUSE I LOOK SMARTER, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 12 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:49,983 I HAVE NO THOUGHTS. 13 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,052 HEY HENRY, YOU USED TO BE AN ACTOR. 14 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:53,421 LOOK AT THESE TWO. 15 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,656 WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK REPRESENTS ME BEST FOR DRAMA? 16 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:58,492 THIS ONE WHICH I REALLY LIKE OR THIS ONE, 17 00:00:58,592 --> 00:00:59,627 WHICH I THINK THAT ONE MAKES ME LOOK A LITTLE SMARTER 18 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:00,761 FOR SOME REASON. 19 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,330 UH... WHICH ONE HENRY? 20 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:03,431 OKAY, WHOEVER PUT OUT THOSE NAPKINS 21 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:04,498 SHOULD HAVE THEIR HEAD EXAMINED. 22 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:05,633 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 23 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,335 WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF JOHN RIVERS? 24 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:08,536 WHAT ARE YOU DOING SITTING THERE? 25 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:09,603 I PREPPED MY THING, I'M DONE. 26 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:11,172 YOU'RE DONE, YOU'RE DONE? 27 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,340 WELL HOW ABOUT YOU HELP WITH THE CHAFERS, OKAY? 28 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,374 WELL HOW ABOUT YOU HELP WITH-- 29 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,575 YOU KNOW HOW ABOUT WE ALL HELP 30 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,111 HOW ABOUT WE DO A LITTLE, TEAMWORK HERE, OKAY? 31 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,347 AND WE PREP THE TRAYS AS A UNIT. 32 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:21,014 TOGETHER, TEAMWORK. 33 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:22,015 [ sighing ] 34 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,050 YOU'RE LATE. OKAY, 35 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:25,553 THIS IS AWESOME. 36 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,288 HERE. 37 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,556 WHY I'M I HOLDING THIS? 38 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:30,524 THIS AMAZING PARLOR GAME. 39 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:31,759 OH, IS THIS THE ONE WHERE YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS 40 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,026 TO A TV THEME SOUND? 41 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:35,363 SORT OF BUT UM, CHECK IT OUT, OKAY. 42 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:37,030 ROMAN IS GOING TO WRITE A NUMBER, 43 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,366 I'M GOING TO GUESS IT. 44 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,401 OKAY, THINK OF THE NUMBER OF TIMES 45 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,802 YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE "300" 46 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:44,472 AND WRITE IT DOWN. THIS IS BULLSHIT. 47 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,307 COME ON I JUST NEED THE NUMBER FOR THE GAME 48 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:47,808 IT'S REALLY FUN. WRITE DOWN A NUMBER. 49 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:49,243 COME ON WRITE IT DOWN. 50 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:51,345 I'M NOT LOOKING. WRITE IT DOWN. 51 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,148 WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED FOLD IT AND PASS IT TO HENRY. 52 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,583 VERY NICE. 53 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,451 WHY AM I INVOLVED IN THIS ALL OF A SUDDEN? 54 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,153 OKAY, I LIED, THIS IS A TEST 55 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,322 ACTUALLY TO SEE IF YOU'RE GAY. 56 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,591 BECAUSE IF YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE "300" MORE THAN ONCE 57 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,125 YOU'RE GAY. 58 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,528 OH COME ON, NOBODY'S DOING NOTHING, WHAT THE HELL? 59 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,629 OH WHAT'S THE FASCINATION THIS? 60 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,264 THIS RIGHT HERE? 61 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:12,366 OH ACTUALLY CAN WE JUST HOLD ON TO THAT FOR A SECOND? 62 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,634 I NEED TO PREP THAT TRAYS. 63 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,436 LISTEN RON, CAN YOU JUST READ THE THING 64 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:16,570 NOT A CHANCE, NOT A CHANCE. 65 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,071 ONE THING WRITTEN ON THE PAPER. 66 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:19,473 OH GOD, IT'S GOT TO BE SO IMPORTANT, RIGHT? 67 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:21,209 WHAT DOES IT SAY? IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 68 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:22,276 SIX. 69 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,144 DUDE! YOU'RE GAY! 70 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,513 GAY! 71 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,681 SO AWESOME! 72 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,250 HERE, THIS IS PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? 73 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:35,856 * 74 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:41,762 [ clapping and yelling ] 75 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:44,698 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! 76 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,100 YEAH! 77 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,303 THAT'S GOOD! 78 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,171 YOU GOT THE KITTY! 79 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,510 THE "300" WAS THE NUMBER OF HIPPEIS, 80 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:57,811 THE KING'S PERSONAL BODYGUARDS 81 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,714 OH SO LIKE THE KING WAS LIKE REALLY INTO HOT DUDES AND STUFF. 82 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,516 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. 83 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,117 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK 84 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,586 IS GOING ON IN THERE. 85 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,222 YEAH WELL, THIS IS WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE. 86 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,623 THAT'S NOT WEIRD! 87 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,260 THEY'RE ELITE, IT MAKES SINCE THEY'RE ELITE! 88 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,461 LITTLE SPEEDOS THEY WORE? COME ON. 89 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,529 YOU KNOW, THEY ACTUALLY FOUGHT BARE NAKED, 90 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,665 SO SPEEDOS ARE WAY LESS GAY. 91 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:18,899 HEY GUYS, DID YOU SEE HIM? 92 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,235 WHO? RICK FOX, HE'S THE GUEST SPEAKER. 93 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:22,870 ON WHAT TOPIC? 94 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:25,473 HOW THE WEALTH I MADE FROM MY PITUITARY ABNORMALITY 95 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:27,608 RELATES TO THE DIPSHIT CORPORATE HELL. 96 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,243 I TOOK FOOD TO HIS HOTEL SUITE 97 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,378 I SAW HIM, I GOTTA TELL YOU 98 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:31,512 I GOT ONE WORD FOR HIM. 99 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:32,846 WOW. 100 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,815 WOW, WHAT? 101 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,150 THE DUDE PLAYS BASKETBALL. 102 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,687 THAT'S A GAME FOR CHILDREN. 103 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:40,921 RICK FOX? 104 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,324 THE ACTOR? 105 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,192 GOOD JOB, GREAT JOB! 106 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:46,660 PEOPLE RIGHT? 107 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,497 ALL RIGHT, HALF HOUR FOR REFRESHMENTS AND POWERTALK, 108 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:52,666 THEN WE'RE OUTSIDE FOR SCAVENGER HUNT! 109 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,436 AND DON'T FORGET SELF-REVIEW. 110 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:58,306 THIS IS NOT A RETREAT, IT'S AN EVENT! 111 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,707 RIGHT COME ON! 112 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,775 HERE YOU GO. THANKS. 113 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,945 GOT ANY BEER? YEP. 114 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,814 CONGRATULATIONS. 115 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:12,753 YEAH, "THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOXING." SECOND PLACE. 116 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,255 WAIT A MINUTE, 117 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:16,824 "ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?" 118 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,860 "...HAVING FUN YET," YES THAT WAS ME. WOW. 119 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,595 EMPHASIS ON THE WAS. 120 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,597 WHAT'RE YOU DO NOW? 121 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:26,700 I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT-- 122 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,736 WELL, WE'RE HIRING IN SALES. OKAY. 123 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,339 OKAY, SO IN 01, YOU'RE 44 PERCENT FROM THE FIELD, 124 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:32,840 THEN IN 02 YOU'RE 42, 125 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,942 03, 42,' THEN BOOM, 126 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,578 IN 04, YOU'RE 39 PERCENT FROM THE FIELD 127 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:40,681 AND 25 PERCENT ON THREE POINTERS. 128 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,753 UM...IS THAT A QUESTION? 129 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:46,754 I'M JUST SAYING. 130 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:47,921 UH, MR. FOX? 131 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,558 THOSE POT STICKERS YOU ASKED ABOUT ARE HERE. 132 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:51,859 AH. 133 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,495 EXCUSE ME. 134 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,364 WHOA, THAT WAS JUST IN TIME. 135 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,366 YEAH, THAT GUY, MAN. THANK YOU. 136 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,534 WE DON'T HAVE POT STICKERS, THOUGH, SORRY. 137 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,637 WHAT ABOUT A BOOK OF BUSINESS JOKES? 138 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,373 WHAT? 139 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,409 I WROTE MY SPEECH THINKING THESE GUYS DID OVERNIGHT DELIVERY. 140 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,378 WELL, WHAT DO THEY DO? 141 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:13,947 "OFFICE MANAGEMENT SOLUTIONS." 142 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,316 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 143 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,851 I DON'T EITHER. 144 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:26,894 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 145 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,662 YOU RUN ALL THIS, HUH? YEAH. 146 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:29,797 IT'S JUST GREAT STUFF. 147 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,565 GREAT, INSPIRATIONAL. 148 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,501 TEAMWORKZ FUN BUILDING. 149 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,502 DOUG BEAKS. 150 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,704 OH, RON, YEAH. 151 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:40,541 AND YOU FEEL THIS WORKS FOR TEAM UNITY? TEAMWORK. 152 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,376 BECAUSE I'M A TEAM LEADER MYSELF, YOU KNOW, 153 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:45,613 SERVICE INDUSTRY, CUSTOMER SERVICE. 154 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:49,417 I JUST FEEL LIKE THEY'RE NOT FUNCTIONING AS A REAL TEAM. 155 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,519 YOU KNOW AND IT MAKES ME JUST-- 156 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,992 I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE, WHEN YOU'RE DONE HERE, 157 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,962 YOU COULD RUN MY GUYS THROUGH A FEW DRILLS. 158 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:05,032 OH WELL, HALF DAYS START AT TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS. 159 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,300 SO, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, 160 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:09,803 YOU GIVE ME A CALL, OKAY? 161 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,673 OKAY, OKAY. GREAT. 162 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:19,613 THANK YOU. MM-HMM. 163 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,948 OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? 164 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,716 "I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE 165 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:25,018 BECAUSE I JUST SAT IN OFFICE MANAGEMENT 166 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:28,989 AND I NEED AN OFFICE MANAGEMENT SOLUTION." 167 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,658 THAT'S SO TERRIBLE, 168 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,359 I'M EMBARRASSED THAT I SAID THAT OUT LOUD. 169 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:35,463 HOW ABOUT, HEY I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW, 170 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,531 BECAUSE I NEVER HAD ANY IDEA 171 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,333 HOW MANY PEOPLE IT TAKES TO MAKE A USELESS PRODUCT 172 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:41,569 THAT NOBODY NEEDS. 173 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:43,571 [ laughing ] 174 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,773 YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN. 175 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,074 I SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN, 176 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:50,110 THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING MY STAND-UP COMEDIAN AGENT. 177 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,945 DO YOU HAVE A SIT-DOWN COMEDIAN AGENT. 178 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,013 LOOK AT YOU? 179 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,882 MAYBE YOU'RE THE COMEDIAN. 180 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,351 WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY MONEY TO SEE RICK FOX 181 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,454 SPEAK ON ANY TOPIC? 182 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:01,989 WELL, HE'S A WINNER, ROMAN. 183 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,458 AND PEOPLE WANT HEAR WHAT WINNERS HAVE TO SAY. 184 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:06,359 NO, A WINNER IS LIKE ARTHUR C. CLARK, 185 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,861 OR STEPHEN HAWKING OR KAFKA. 186 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,997 HE'S JUST SOME EIGHT FOOT TALL FREAK. 187 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:13,033 WHEN DID YOU TURN SO COMPLETELY AGAINST RICK FOX? 188 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,035 A, HE WAS OVER-RATED ON THE LAKERS, 189 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:18,839 AND B, HE'S ALL OVER CASEY LIKE A FUCKIN' SLEAZE. 190 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,908 HA, YOU'RE JEALOUS OF RICK FOX. 191 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:23,043 THAT'S HILARIOUS. THREE BEERS. 192 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:26,446 WHY WOULD I WANNA BE A 18 FOOT TALL OCTOPUS ARM FREAK? 193 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:29,683 NO, MAYBE CAUSE UM, HE'S TALKIN' TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND, UGH. 194 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,485 YOU'RE A FUCKIN' INFANT-- AND IDIOT. 195 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,755 LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP WE GOT AN HOUR-- GET AWAY. 196 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,791 WE GOT AN HOUR DOWNTIME DURING THEIR SCAVENGER HUNT 197 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:38,792 AND I WANT EVERYONE IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM 198 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:39,827 THREE O'CLOCK SHARP. 199 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:42,395 TEAM MEETING. 200 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:43,764 WHY, WHAT-- WHAT THE FUCK? 201 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,398 WHY ARE WE HAVING A MEETING ALL OF A SUDDEN? 202 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,501 OH GOD, CAN'T YOU JUST SAY YES RON? 203 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:48,636 OKAY, I'LL BE THERE. 204 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:49,737 ALL RIGHT. WE HAVE A MEETING. 205 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,038 I'LL TELL YOU AT TH MEETING. 206 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,405 LOOK AT THAT RICK FOX. 207 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,207 I CAN'T BELIEVE RICK FOX IS HERE. 208 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,744 PART OF A CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM. 209 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:03,884 HEY. HEY. 210 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,686 GET ANOTHER ONE? [ whistle blowing ] 211 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:08,121 OKAY EVERYBODY, GRAB YOU PARTNERS! 212 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:11,158 TEAM SCAVENGE IN FIVE! YES. 213 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,060 IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, WHAT DO YOU DO? 214 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,628 OH. SALES MANAGER. 215 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:15,996 OH SALESMAN. YEAH. 216 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:19,767 I MANAGE THE TEAM, DEVELOP MARKET RESEARCH, 217 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:22,570 ACCOUNT, CUSTOMER ACCOUNT SERVICES-- 218 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:26,206 OVERALL, CUSTOMER CARE IN EVERY DIMENSION. 219 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:29,977 ARE YOU INTERESTED IN A JOB AT BRANDIX? 220 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,212 OH NO, I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN I GUESS-- 221 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:35,448 WHAT DO YOU SEE IN YOUR WHEELHOUSE? 222 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,951 GOING FORWARD? 223 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,086 WELL I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN MY WHEELHOUSE. 224 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,054 HOW LONG WERE YOU AN ACTOR? 225 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:44,024 UM...TWELVE, FIFTEEN YEARS-- 226 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,994 TWELVE TO FIFTEEN YEARS THAT'S EXPERIENCE. 227 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,862 REALLY? YEAH THAT'S SALES. 228 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,731 I KNOW, SALES IS JUST PRESENTATION. 229 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,065 IT'S PLAYING A PART. 230 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,634 "ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?" THAT'S SALES! 231 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,002 [ whistle ] OKAY EVERYBODY! 232 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,604 COME ON LET'S GO! 233 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,873 AND REMEMBER, THIS IS NOT A RETREAT. 234 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,174 IT'S AN EVENT! 235 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,611 ALL RIGHT, COME ON! LET'S GO! 236 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:04,945 I'M NOT GONNA DRINK AND SCAVENGE, 237 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,013 BECAUSE HAT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE. 238 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,547 SO-- ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 239 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,683 I'LL KEEP IT ON ICE. THANKS. 240 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,191 C-A-S... 241 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:21,161 E-Y. E-Y. YEP. 242 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,763 HEY, CASEY, I'LL SEE YOU AT THE MEETING? 243 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:23,831 OKAY. 244 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:27,835 NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT. 245 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,603 DUDE... 246 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,705 RICK FOX IS SUCH A COCKHOLE. 247 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,006 I CAN'T BELIEVE CASEY'S GONNA FUCK HIM. 248 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,708 SHUT UP, SHE'S NOT. 249 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,710 UH, HIS SUITE'S DOWN THERE-- SO. 250 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:40,213 FUCK YOU, SHE WOULD NEVER... NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. 251 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:43,050 DUDE THAT TALL, I BET HIS DICK'S LIKE TWO FEET LONG. 252 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,284 DUDE... 253 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,919 PROBABLY LIKE FUCKING A HANDSOME GIRAFFE. 254 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,087 SHUT THE FUC-- 255 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,521 I MEAN, HE COULD BE IN ONE ROOM FUCKING HER 256 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,758 AND IN THE OTHER ROOM READING A MAGAZINE. 257 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:51,759 I BET WHEN HE GETS A BONER IT'S 258 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,193 IT'S LIKE HALF A HULA HOOP-- 259 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:56,630 DUDE, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT? 260 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:57,998 ARE YOU JEALOUS? 261 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,933 NO, I DON'T WANT A HULA HOOP DICK. 262 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,601 SO YOU'RE COOL WHEN RICK FOX 263 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:02,970 FUCKS CASEY WITH HIS TWO FOOT GIRAFFE DICK-- 264 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:03,971 YOU'RE COOL WITH THAT? 265 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,272 FUCK YOU. 266 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,708 DUDE YOU'RE JEALOUS, IT'S LAME. SHUT THE FUCK UP. 267 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,910 CASEY WOULD NEVER GO OUT WITH A GUY LIKE YOU? EVER. 268 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,812 C'MON, OR WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE MEETING. 269 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:15,816 AHH! 270 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,918 I GOTTA TAKE A PISS, SEE YOU THERE. 271 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,255 HEY, WHERE'S EVERYONE? 272 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,556 THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW. HAVE A SEAT. 273 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,792 OKAY. 274 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,031 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 275 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,332 PLEASE, SIT. 276 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:37,004 AWE, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO TEAM BUILDING DRILLS, ARE WE? 277 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,906 DON'T LOOK AT THAT, JUST HAVE A SEAT. 278 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,574 AND WAIT FOR THE MEETING TO START. 279 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:42,810 OH WOW. 280 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,793 [ clearing throat ] 281 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,661 FORGET IT, I'M JUST GONNA START WITHOUT 'EM 282 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,097 AND THEN THEY'LL HAVE TO CATCH UP. 283 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,766 SO, GOOD AFTERNOON. 284 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,067 GOOD AFTERNOON. 285 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,869 TEAM MEETING, 286 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,805 WHAT IS THE FIRST WORD IN TEAM MEETING? 287 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,009 IT'S TEAM. 288 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,644 OKAY AND I THINK WE NEED TO 289 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,813 OKAY THIS IS DEFINITELY STARTING TO SOUND LIKE TEAM BUILDING. 290 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,014 GODDAMIT HENRY. 291 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,283 DUDE, TEAM-BUILDING? COME ON IT'S SO LAME. 292 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,685 KYLE JUST SIT DOWN PLEASE 293 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:26,887 AND WHERE'S EVERYBODY? 294 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,388 WHERE'S ROMAN, WHERE'S CASEY? 295 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,190 OH ROMAN'S GOING TO GET HER. 296 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,291 WHERE IS SHE? 297 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,094 RICK FOX'S SUITE. AY OH. 298 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,830 HEY ARE WE GONNA BE DOING SOME LIKE ROLE PLAY OR SOMETHING? 299 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:11,932 [ clearing throat ] 300 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,735 HEY, 301 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,805 LOST MY KEY. 302 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,318 THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 303 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,887 I-- SORRY. 304 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,288 JUST HOLDING A GLASS. 305 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,103 YOU DROPPED THIS. 306 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,411 FUCK. 307 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,321 FUCK. 308 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,264 [ moaning ] 309 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,878 MORE, MORE MORE MORE MORE, STOP, STOP. 310 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,279 LEFT. LEFT, OKAY. 311 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,947 OW, SHIT! 312 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,482 ALL RIGHT AM I DEAD? 313 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,417 NO, BUT YOU HAVE TO LOOSE A SPOON. 314 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,152 I'M SORRY! 315 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,287 NO, NO, NO DON'T BE SORRY THIS IS GREAT. 316 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,355 THIS IS WONDERFUL, THIS IS ABOUT COMMUNICATION. 317 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,457 YOU SAID LEFT, BUT LEFT CAN MEAN 318 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,993 A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT THINGS. 319 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,828 CONSTANCE, HOW COULD YOU HAVE COMMUNICATED WITH KYLE 320 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,763 TO GUIDE HIM DIFFERENTLY? 321 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,200 I COULD HAVE SAID "RIGHT." 322 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,502 OR, "YOUR LEFT." 323 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,338 BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO THINK OUTSIDE YOURSELF. 324 00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,907 IT'S ABOUT COMMUNICATING WITH OTHERS. 325 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,009 HENRY, DID YOU HEAR THAT IT'S ABOUT COMMUNICATION. 326 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,443 I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU'RE INVOLVING YOURSELF 327 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,777 IN COMMUNICATING. 328 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:08,815 OKAY, UM-- 329 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,017 GO RIGHT. 330 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,424 OKAY, SO DO I HAVE TO DROP A SPOON? 331 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,791 YES. 332 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,193 FUCK, NICE HENRY. 333 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,461 WHERE'RE YOU GOING? 334 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:25,065 I'M GOING TO FIND THE OTHER GUYS 335 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,866 AND TELL 'EM ABOUT THIS. 336 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,201 NOW? 337 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,070 I GOT ONE LEFT, WHAT DO I DO? 338 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,940 YOU'RE GOING LEFT, MY LEFT. 339 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,174 NO! 340 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,352 [ moaning ] 341 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,428 [ moaning ] 342 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,605 HELLO. 343 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,921 [ whispering ] ROMAN. 344 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:22,990 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 345 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,258 HENRY, SHHH. 346 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,094 THIS IS SOME DISTURBING SHIT. 347 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,404 BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES. 348 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:42,075 THIS GUY IS NOT A CLOSER. 349 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:46,579 OH GOD OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK ROMAN? 350 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,048 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 351 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,416 WHAT IS THAT? 352 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:53,120 I WAS AH-- LOOKING FOR CASEY. 353 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,955 YOU KNOW TO TELL HER ABOUT THE MEETING AND EVERYTHING. 354 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,424 CAUSE I DON'T THINK SHE HEARD ABOUT IT. 355 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,625 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 356 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,461 ME? I WAS-- I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS. 357 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,197 FOR THE MEETING. 358 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,665 SO WHERE IS CASEY? 359 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,335 I THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH RICK FOX IN HIS ROOM 360 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,103 SO SHE'S NOT IN HIS ROOM? 361 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,240 I DON'T KNOW I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE WAS HIS. 362 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,948 CASEY WOULDN'T-- 363 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,916 YOU KNOW, 364 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,619 WITH RICK FOX? 365 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:30,623 I MEAN, I WOULDN'T THINK SO. 366 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,925 MAYBE I'LL GO TO THE FRONT DESK 367 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,928 AND SEE IF I COULD GET FOX'S ROOM NUMBER. 368 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,597 AND TELL CASEY ABOUT THE MEETING. 369 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,432 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 370 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,035 OKAY. 371 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:57,350 OH HI, UH...MR. FOX. 372 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,351 DID YOU SEE THE MAID? 373 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,087 I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR CASEY, 374 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,990 SHE' UM, LIKE SHE HAS BROWN HAIR, SHE'S KIND OF CRABBY. 375 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:07,094 OH OKAY, SHE WAS JUST HERE, SHE LEFT. 376 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,195 OH. GREAT. 377 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,796 BUT HEY, WHILE YOU'RE HERE. 378 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,538 OH AND SHE LEFT HER PHONE. 379 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,657 SO FOR THIS ROOT I DID "LETHAL WEAPON," 380 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,526 WHICH WAS A HUGE INFLUENCE ON ME, 381 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,429 HOW MEL GIBSON SHOWED YOU COULD BOTH BE AN ACTION MOVIE STAR, 382 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,331 AND SHOW DEEP EMOTIONS. 383 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,133 YOU KNOW CAUSE THE WAY HIS WIFE DIED, 384 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,000 AND THAT MADE HIM LIKE SUPER RECKLESS-- 385 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,138 I SAT NEXT TO MEL GIBSON, THAT'S THIS ROOT. 386 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,573 AH, THERE HE IS, WHERE'S ROMAN? 387 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,408 WHICH ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BELIEFS-- 388 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,643 OH, I DID BRANCHES AS BELIEFS-- 389 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,279 WELL START WITH THE BRANCHES FIRST. 390 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:03,550 WE'RE MAKING A "LIFE-TREES." 391 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,218 LIFE TREE TIME, YOU KNOW. 392 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,420 I GUESS IT'S NOT LIKE A BELIEF BUT I THINK BONO'S AWESOME. 393 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,323 OKAY FINALLY, ALL RIGHT, THE TEAM IS HERE, 394 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,860 SO LET THE TEAM BUILDING BEGIN. 395 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,266 OKAY. SIMPLE, OPEN COMMUNICATION. 396 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,168 A COMMON PROBLEM WITH ANY TEAM 397 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,503 IS A FAILURE TO UNDERSTAND A TEAM MATES NEEDS. 398 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,738 I'M GOING TO TOSS THE BALL, WHOEVER CATCHES IT, 399 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:29,041 SAYS AN IDEA THAT WOULD HELP IMPROVE THE TEAM. 400 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,477 FIRST THING THAT POPS INTO YOUR HEAD. 401 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:34,046 OKAY THAT WAY WILL UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER BETTER 402 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,682 AND IT'LL BRING US CLOSER TO EACH OTHER. 403 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,116 OKAY? 404 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:38,885 OKAY. 405 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,623 COME ON HENRY, FIRST THING TO POP INTO YOUR MIND. 406 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,593 HOW DO YOU THINK WE COULD IMPROVE THE TEAM? 407 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,061 I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING, RON. 408 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,664 WELL YOU HAVE TO. 409 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,401 OKAY, PAY US DOUBLE. 410 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,236 WE CAN'T. TOSS THE BALL TO SOMEBODY ELSE. 411 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,839 I WE SHOULD EACH ADOPT A HOMELESS PERSON 412 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:03,743 AND CARE FOR HIM AND MAKING A DIFFERENCE IN ONE PERSON'S LIFE. 413 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:08,615 NOT GONNA HAPPEN, TOSS IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE. 414 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,851 I THINK WE SHOULD ALL FOCUS ON POSITIVITY IN OUR WORK. 415 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,221 GOOD. POSITIVITY, THAT'S VERY GOOD. 416 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,222 TOSS IT! 417 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,089 POSITIVITY. 418 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,091 I THINK, 419 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,261 CASEY SHOULD BE MORE DISCREET. 420 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,662 WHAT? 421 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,197 CASEY HOLD ON, ROMAN HAS THE BALL 422 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,632 ROMAN, A LITTLE INSIGHT ON THAT ONE. 423 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,099 DISCREET ABOUT WHAT? 424 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,134 COME ON YOU KNOW. 425 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,703 NO I DON'T KNOW. 426 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,872 SLEEPING AROUND. 427 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:33,873 WHAT? 428 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,108 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 429 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:40,347 IT'S JUST A SUGGESTION, TO IMPROVE, THE-- YOU KNOW UH TEAM. 430 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,114 WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN THAT ROMAN'S IN LOVE WITH YOU. 431 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,217 SHUT THE FUCK UP! MAN, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 432 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,385 THAT IS NOT TRUE. 433 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,519 ROMAN, HENRY HAS THE BALL-- 434 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,887 HENRY SAY SOMETHING TOSS THE BALL. 435 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,590 WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS WHAT I DO, ROMAN? 436 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,525 AND HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND OUT ABOUT THAT? 437 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,227 WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT TELLING ANYBODY? 438 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,231 WHAT THE FUCK? 439 00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,699 HENRY HAS THE BALL, HENRY SAY SOMETHING, TOSS IT. 440 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,800 YOU FUCKED HENRY? 441 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,535 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU? 442 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,770 HIM? YES! 443 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,405 WHY? OH MY GOD. 444 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,206 I TOLD YOU THERE WAS FUCKIN' A LINE, DUDE. 445 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,542 HENRY, GODDAMIT SAY SOMETHING AND TOSS THE BALL. 446 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,412 OKAY, FINE I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY. 447 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,580 CASEY? YEAH? 448 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,817 YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE IN RICK FOX'S ROOM. 449 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,319 OKAY, THAT'S NOT A SUGGESTION. 450 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:23,290 OKAY, CASEY SHOULDN'T LEAVE PHONES IN RICK FOX'S ROOM. 451 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,691 CAN I SAY SOMETHING IF I DON'T HAVE THE BALL? 452 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:25,758 NO. 453 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,394 SO WHAT, YOU'RE JEALOUS, NOW? 454 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,396 JUST SAYING. JUST SAYING, MY GOD. 455 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:32,532 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FUCKED HENRY AND RICK FOX. 456 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,701 IS THERE ANYONE IN THE UNIVERSE YOU HAVEN'T FUCKED? 457 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,168 I HAVEN'T FUCK ANYONE! 458 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,470 OKAY, PEOPLE. STOP. 459 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,838 WELL YOU DID SAY YOU FUCKED HENRY A LOT. 460 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,673 OKAY, SENSING A LOT TENSION IN THE ROOM, 461 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:41,774 IF YOU PASS ME THE BALL, 462 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,376 I CAN MAYBE MAKE A SUGGESTION 463 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,844 THAT WILL RELIEVE SOME OF THE TENSION. 464 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,479 LISTEN, NOTHING HAPPENED. 465 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,680 OKAY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 466 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:48,848 NOTHING HAPPENED. 467 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,783 CASEY, TOSS THE BALL. 468 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,419 OW! FUCK MAN. 469 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,520 JESUS, FUCK! 470 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,588 THAT FUCKIN' HURT! GOOD! 471 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:56,756 JESUS CHRIST. 472 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,492 COME ON FUCK! 473 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,864 OKAY, I HAVE THE BALL 474 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,600 AND MY SUGGESTION IS THAT YOU PEOPLE REALIZE 475 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,203 THAT I'M MAKING A GENUINE EFFORT HERE, OKAY? 476 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:14,273 AND I, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, 477 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:22,615 NO ONE ON THE TEAM SHOULD FUCK ANYBODY ON THE TEAM! 478 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,484 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 479 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,490 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT 480 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,225 FLIRTING WITH RICK FOX ALL DAY 481 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,561 IS NOT GONNA MAKE ME SLIGHTLY JEALOUS? 482 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,496 OH MY GOD, HENRY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS 483 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,530 ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS. 484 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,332 I KNOW WE DID BUT I DIDN'T THINK THAT 485 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,233 HAVING A CASUAL HOOK-UP AGREEMENT 486 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,836 MEANT THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO STOP HAVING FEELINGS. 487 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,506 SORRY, NO, NO, THAT WAS JUST THE MOST PATHETIC 488 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:47,840 HALLMARK CARD I'VE EVER HEARD. 489 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,576 THANK YOU, THAT'S VERY SWEET. AND JUST WHAT? 490 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,243 RICK FOX HE OFFERED ME A RIDE BACK 491 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,779 TO HOLLYWOOD WHAT? AND I SAID YES. 492 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,013 WHY, WHY? 493 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,915 WELL, NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM, YOU PSYCHO. 494 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,385 IT'S SO I CAN DRIVE HIS CAR BECAUSE IT'S A CLK 495 00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,786 AND IT'S REALLY FUCKIN' FAST AND I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. 496 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,588 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SO, DEAL WITH IT. 497 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,424 WHAT'S A CTS? A CLK! 498 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:08,828 WHAT'S A CLK? WHAT THE FU...? 499 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,364 THIS MATERIAL IS THE COPYRIGHTED PROPERTY 500 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,865 OF TEAMWORKZ FUN BUILDING. 501 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,334 I WAS JUST BORROWING IT. 502 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,904 YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT, I'M GOING TO SEND A BILL TO PARTY DOWN 503 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,672 IN CARE OF RON. 504 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,941 NO, NO, NO, NO. 505 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,076 MY NAME'S NOT RON, IT'S MARK. 506 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:31,951 RICK FOX, HUH? 507 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,553 DO I HAVE ANYTHING IN MY TEETH? 508 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,788 HEY GARY, YOU DON'T HAVE, LIKE, A CARD OR SOMETHING FOR ME? 509 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,957 HMM, YEAH. 510 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,692 SERIOUSLY? YOU'RE INTERESTED? 511 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,829 WELL I'M INTRIGUED, I MEAN THIS A-- 512 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,565 ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE. 513 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:46,933 WE'LL SET SOMETHING UP CALL THAT NUMBER. 514 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,735 WE'LL SIT DOWN. THANK YOU. 515 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,970 YOU'D BE A SALES NATURAL, I SWEAR. 516 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,405 NO MAILROOM. 517 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,707 NO, NO, NO MAILROOM. OKAY. 518 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,943 ALL RIGHT. NO I PROMISE, YOU'D BE A NATURAL. 519 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:57,944 CALL ME. THANK YOU. 520 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,079 ALL RIGHT, IT'S RICK FOX TIME. 521 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,448 IT'S RICK FOX O'CLOCK 522 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,782 HAVE FUN. 523 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,487 THANK YOU. 524 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,321 HELLO. 525 00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:10,823 YOU KNOW, I'M VERY GLAD TO BE HERE, 526 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:13,526 BECAUSE I JUST SAT IN SOME OFFICE MANAGEMENT, 527 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:17,063 AND I NEED AN OFFICE MANAGEMENT SOLUTION. 528 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:27,440 OKAY UH, ANYBODY LAKERS FANS? 529 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:30,543 * 530 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:42,889 STEVE'S JUST IN HERE 531 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,056 AND UM HE'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU IN A MOMENT. 532 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:46,192 THANK YOU. HEY GOOD LUCK. 533 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,499 OKAY GREAT. 534 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,800 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? HENRY. 535 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,602 WH-- NO WITH SOME ONE. OH. 536 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:58,871 ALL RIGHT, WELL, KAREN, I'LL LOOKING FOR THAT FAX. 537 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,473 YEAH, OKAY. 538 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,642 YOU TOO. BYE BYE. 539 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,110 HENRY. HI. 540 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,411 STEVE DEETMAN. HEY, MAN. 541 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,746 HOW DO YOU KNOW THE GOOCHER? 542 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,481 I'M SORRY-- WHO? 543 00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:09,582 GARY GUTENBURG, YOU KNOW-- 544 00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:12,384 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, WE MET AT A PARTY. 545 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,920 EXCELLENT, MOST EXCELLENT. 546 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,488 IS HE GONNA BE HERE? 547 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:18,390 OH NO, NO, SORRY, GARY'S UP IN FRESNO TODAY, 548 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:20,059 BUT HE DOESN'T HANDLE THIS KIND OF THING ANYWAY. 549 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:21,828 SO THAT'S MY JOB SO-- 550 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,395 OKAY. 551 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:24,531 ANYWAY THE GOOCHER TOLD ME 552 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,165 YOU'RE INTERESTED IN SALES IS THAT RIGHT? 553 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:29,001 YES, WELL HE SAID THAT UM, YOU KNOW, THAT MIGHT BE 554 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:31,604 SOMETHING THAT I WOULD BE SUITED FOR AND-- 555 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:32,805 YELLO? 556 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:34,874 WHAT'S UP BRICKMAN YOU FUCKIN' DOUCHE BAG!? 557 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,643 UH-HUH. [ laughing ] 558 00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:38,010 YEAH, DUDE, IT'S ON THE WAY. 559 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,647 ALL RIGHT, BRICKMAN, BY THE WAY THE SPUR SUCKED MY BALLS. 560 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:41,948 JUST KIDDING BUDDY. 561 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,850 HE'S FROM TEXAS SO-- 562 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,151 I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE. 563 00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:46,418 I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS HENRY 564 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,954 YES, WE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE 565 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,122 WITH SKILLS AND WITH SMARTS. GREAT. 566 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:53,560 DO YOU HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE WITH TELEMARKETING? 567 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:54,694 TELEMARKETING? 568 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:55,895 YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T. 569 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,429 DON'T SWEAT IT. 570 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:58,865 BECAUSE I DID IT THE SUMMER AFTER MY JUNIOR YEAR, 571 00:24:58,965 --> 00:24:59,866 PICKED IT UP IN A DAY. 572 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:01,500 OKAY SO... 573 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:05,471 SITTING IN A CUBICLE AND JUST MAKING CALLS OR 574 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:07,707 YEAH, NOT REALLY IT'S UM-- 575 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:08,841 IT'S MORE LIKE A LONG TABLE 576 00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:10,109 THAT YOU'D BE SITTING AT MAKING CALLS SO-- 577 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:12,545 OH. 578 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,814 OKAY, TEN BUCKS AND HOUR, 579 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:18,217 AND YOU'LL HEALTH BENEFITS AFTER YOUR FIRST YEAR. YEP. 580 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:21,988 IT'S NOT THE MOST GLAMOROUS JOB IN THE WORLD, HENRY. 581 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:23,990 BUT THE GOOCHER MASTER TOLD ME THAT YOU NEEDED SOMETHING 582 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,057 WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPERIENCE. 583 00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:26,859 SO THIS IS WHAT'S ON THE TABLE. 584 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,160 LET'S SEE IF YOU OH-- 585 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,729 ALL RIGHT, YOU USED TO BE AN ACTOR? 586 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:34,033 IT SAYS HERE. YEAH, YEAH. 587 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:37,136 OH, MY GOD. 588 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,105 HENRY I'M GONNA ASK YOU ONE LAST QUESTION. 589 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:40,607 AND THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE 590 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:41,841 OF THIS WHOLE INTERVIEW, OKAY? 591 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:43,042 OKAY. 592 00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:45,177 "ARE WE HAVING FUN YET!?" 593 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:50,950 * 594 00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:01,027 * 595 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:21,047 * 596 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,264 AH, HA, HA TREE.