1 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,997 SO WHAT, WE'RE ALL AWKWARD NOW? 2 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:31,499 NO. 3 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:32,666 WHO'S AWKWARD? 4 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,436 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WAS MOPING AROUND ALL DAY 5 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,670 AND CALLING PEOPLE WHORES 6 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:38,472 JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE TALKING TO RICK FOX-- 7 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:39,473 ROMAN CALLED YOU A WHORE, 8 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:40,574 I NEVER CALLED YOU A WHORE-- 9 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:41,709 YEAH, WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE THINKING. 10 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:44,278 ALL RIGHT, WELL YOU WERE FLIRTING QUITE A BIT. 11 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,646 YEAH, UH WHO CARES? 12 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:46,780 DO YOU CARE ABOUT THAT? 13 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,516 'CAUSE I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT THIS WAS CASUAL 14 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:50,284 AND THIS WAS NO HANG-UPS SO-- 15 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,419 IF YOU WANT TO TURN THIS INTO 16 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,754 THE SAME MISERABLE, JEALOUS BULLSHIT 17 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:55,489 THEN LIKE, LET ME KNOW. 18 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,525 OKAY. 'CAUSE I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THAT. 19 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,160 ME NEITHER MAN. 20 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,262 JESUS. 21 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,331 HEY. 22 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,536 ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'RE STILL MAD AT ME TOO I GUESS? 23 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:11,539 NO, I'M HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY. 24 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:12,806 I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A LINE. 25 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,709 ALL RIGHT, SO I'M SUPPOSED TO HOLD OFF ON CASEY 26 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,044 UNTIL YOU SLEEP WITH HER FIRST, 27 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:18,045 IS THAT HOW IT IS? 28 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,079 OH NOW YOU GET IT, 29 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,448 YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEANS. 30 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:21,782 HEY, I HEARD ALL THAT. 31 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,584 YOU CRAZY LUNATICS. 32 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,153 MAYBE STOP TALKING ABOUT ME. 33 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:26,620 OH, YOU KNOW-- 34 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:30,791 GOOD WORK. 35 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:31,792 FUCKIN' ASS HOLE, IT'S YOU. 36 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:32,826 THAT'S ALL YOU, 37 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,163 YOU DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT BUDDY. 38 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:37,631 YOU'RE JUST PISSED BECAUSE I "SHAT WHERE I ATE" 39 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:40,168 AND NOW YOU WANT TO EAT AT THAT SAME RESTAURANT 40 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:41,335 WHERE I WAS SHITTING. 41 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,570 NO! 42 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:43,637 WHO, CASEY? 43 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,306 COME ON GUYS, WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A MOVIE, 44 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:46,674 STARS HOOK UP ALL THE TIME. 45 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,309 AND EVERYBODY'S COOL WITH IT. 46 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,077 "SHIT WHERE YOU EAT", WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 47 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:52,480 WELL IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CIRCLE OF LIFE KYLE. 48 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:56,083 IT'S THAT WE'RE ALL A PART OF THIS UNIVERSAL CYCLE. 49 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:58,319 OKAY, SO LIKE, LIFE AND DEATH. 50 00:01:58,419 --> 00:01:59,320 YEP. 51 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:00,254 REGENERATION. 52 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,322 OKAY, LIKE HINDUISM-- 53 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:02,356 EXACTLY. 54 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,857 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO? 55 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,626 IT MEANS, YOU DON'T SHIT 56 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,828 IN THE SAME VICINITY THAT YOU'RE EATING IN 57 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:09,330 BECAUSE YOU MAY AT SOME POINT 58 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,364 EAT YOUR OWN SHIT. 59 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,200 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 60 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,301 IS THIS PART STILL ABOUT ME, 61 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:14,368 BECAUSE IF IT IS, I SWEAR TO GOD 62 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,669 I'M GONNA FREAK THE FUCK OUT. 63 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:33,721 THANKS. 64 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:36,890 [indistinct conversations] 65 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,194 HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 66 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,129 YOU DON'T HAVE THE POSTER ABOVE YOUR BUNK BED? 67 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,231 NO, I DON'T LIKE THAT FUCKIN' MOVIE. 68 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:44,232 THAT'S WEIRD. 69 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,399 FUCK CLOSE ENCOUNTERS. 70 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,201 AND WHEN THEY DO ARRIVE ON EARTH, 71 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:50,204 THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE CUTE AND SNUGGLY. 72 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,840 THEY'RE GONNA BE A SUPER ADVANCED SOCIETY 73 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,308 AND WE'RE GONNA BE FUCKIN' ANTS TO THEM. 74 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:57,278 THEY'RE NOT GONNA SING AND WAVE AT FRANCOIS TRUFFAUT. 75 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,646 IT'S NOT GONNA BE A FUCKIN' MUSICAL. 76 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:01,282 THEY'RE GONNA TAKE HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE 77 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:03,517 AND FEED US INTO GIANT PROCESSERS 78 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,419 AND STRAIN US FOR OUR CHEMICALS. 79 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,654 UM, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 80 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:07,688 SHUT THE FUCK UP. 81 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:08,689 ZING! 82 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,324 NOT YOU. 83 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,859 HUMUS? 84 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:16,196 WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE NIMRODS? 85 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:17,698 OKAY, EVERYONE. 86 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,333 TO RICKY. 87 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:20,568 CONGRATULATIONS! 88 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:21,569 [cheers] 89 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,271 COME ON, LET'S GO! 90 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,574 GOOD JOB RICK, GOOD JOB! 91 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,945 [speaks Russian] 92 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,583 CONGRATULATIONS FOR WHAT? 93 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,985 PROBABLY JUST GOT A NEW VELOUR SWEAT SUIT. 94 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:58,806 YOU WORK HERE? 95 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,875 UH, JUST BARTENDING TONIGHT. 96 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,544 GOOD TO KNOW THE BARTENDER. 97 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,413 THESE THINGS ARE SO BORING. 98 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:06,647 I'M ULA. 99 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,482 HENRY. 100 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,484 RUM AND COKE, MY DRINK. 101 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,619 SO WHEN YOU SEE ME COMING-- 102 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:14,021 I'LL BE READY. 103 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,990 YOU HAVE NICE EYES, HENRY. 104 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:25,766 SO. 105 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,234 YOU WANT TO TALK? 106 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,302 ABOUT WHAT? 107 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:29,470 YOU AND HENRY. 108 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:30,471 THE FIGHTING-- 109 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:33,907 THERE'S REALLY NO ME AND HENRY, SO-- 110 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,509 LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. OKAY. 111 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,911 I WAS ONCE INVOLVED IN A WORKPLACE ROMANCE, 112 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,413 IT KIND OF GOT OUT OF HAND. 113 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:40,948 IT WAS A SEX EXPLOSION, 114 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,850 IS REALLY THE ONLY WAY I CAN DESCRIBE IT. 115 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,017 WE DID IT CONSTANTLY. 116 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,887 IN THE VAN, IN BATHROOMS, IN THE BUSHES, 117 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,389 IT WAS NON-STOP SEX-- 118 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,390 HELLO, IS THIS WORK? 119 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,258 THIS IS WORK-RELATED, RON. 120 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:52,526 WE FUCKED IN THE SINK, 121 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:53,927 WE FUCKED IN A DINGHY-- 122 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,028 WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WORK? 123 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,464 WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 124 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:57,731 HENRY AND CASEY ARE FIGHTING, 125 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:58,966 AND IT'S STARTING TO AFFECT HER WORK-- 126 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,267 THAT IS A LIE. 127 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:01,669 NOW IS IT A PERFORMANCE ISSUE? 128 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:02,970 BECAUSE SOMETIMES REALLY NICE GUYS 129 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,938 CAN HAVE A HARD TIME SEEING GIRLS LIKE YOU AND ME 130 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,273 AS FUCK OBJECTS. 131 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,308 CASEY, I JUST WISH YOU WOULD'VE CONSULTED WITH ME 132 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:09,677 BEFORE YOU DID ANYTHING WITH HENRY. 133 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:10,878 YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY HAVE A LITTLE EXPERIENCE 134 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,713 WITH WORKPLACE ROMANCE MYSELF-- 135 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:13,714 YOU DO, WITH WHO? 136 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,449 SURE I DO, WITH MYRNA. 137 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:16,950 MYRNA, THE GIRL WITH THE SUPERFLUOUS HAIR 138 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:17,951 RIGHT UP HERE? 139 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,853 AND THE INTERESTING PERSONALITY. 140 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,390 IT'S JUST NOT A GOOD IDEA. 141 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,991 I MEAN, IN A WORKPLACE THINGS GET TENSE. 142 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,693 RELATIONSHIPS GET STRAINED. 143 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,294 YOU ARGUE. 144 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:28,328 YOU GET HIT-- 145 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:29,863 OKAY, AND I HAVE TO WALK AWAY. 146 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,000 I'LL TALK TO HER LATER-- 147 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,569 YOU GET HIT? 148 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,639 RON YOU TOLD ME YOU STEPPED ON A RAKE. 149 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:42,876 I GOT HIT BY A RAKE. 150 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:44,878 OH RON. 151 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:03,731 HEY MAN. 152 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,405 WHAT'S UP GUYS. 153 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:14,808 YOU KNOW WHO THIS GUY LOOKS JUST LIKE? 154 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,043 YES-- 155 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,545 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE THAT BASTARD 156 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,747 WHO TAKE DI'S VIRGINITY 157 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,949 AND LEAVE HER AT DANCE. 158 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,051 WAIT, YOU GUYS WATCH "IDOL ACADEMY?" 159 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,020 MY MAN! 160 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,722 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 161 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:29,757 YEAH! 162 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:30,891 52 INCH LCD FLAT SCREEN 163 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,493 WITH 5.1 DOLBY SURROUND, 164 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:33,694 HIGH DEF. WE SEE EVERYTHING. 165 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,028 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO WATCH IT. 166 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,366 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY'S AT OUR PARTY! 167 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,501 HEY COME HAVE DRINK WITH US. 168 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:41,502 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 169 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:42,503 HEY! 170 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,538 "NAPOLEON DYNAMITE." 171 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:45,939 IS HE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE? 172 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:46,940 FUCK NO. 173 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:47,941 NAH, HE'S JUST A WRITER. 174 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,109 DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. 175 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,078 GET US BRANDY HUH? 176 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:53,180 YEAH, HURRY UP TOO. 177 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:58,418 OKAY, THESE GUYS ARE OFFICIALLY ASSHOLES-- 178 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,053 AND CREEPY. 179 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,722 THIS ONE GUY'S BEEN STARING AT ME ALL NIGHT-- 180 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:02,823 YUCK. 181 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,826 IF THEY LIKE YOU, IT IS PROOF YOU SUCK. 182 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,695 PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS. 183 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:10,531 THEM HATING ME IS LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR. 184 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,166 I LIKE YOU, ROMAN-- 185 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:20,107 UM...THIS IS JUST FOR STAFF BACK HERE... 186 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,975 I NEED TO ASK YOU QUESTION. 187 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,778 ARE YOU THE ACTRESS CONSTANCE CARMELL? 188 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,680 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 189 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,682 BECAUSE I CAN'T FORGET. 190 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,717 YOUR FILM. 191 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:32,152 THE SCENE IS BURNED IN MY MEMORY-- 192 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:34,955 WE WATCH THROUGH THE EYES OF INNOCENT BOYS, 193 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,090 WE ARE LOOKING THROUGH THE LEAVES OF SUMMER 194 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,191 AT A LAKE IN THE WOODS. 195 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,693 AND AS THEY WATCH, 196 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,862 A VISION RISES FROM THE WATER. 197 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,966 A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, NAKED, 198 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,836 HER BODY GLISTENING IN THE SUN, 199 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:50,738 UNASHAMED-- 200 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:53,841 YOU SAW "DINGLEBERRIES?" 201 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:55,743 A HUNDRED TIMES. 202 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,052 RUM AND COKE. 203 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,854 YOU ARE A GOOD BARTENDER. 204 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:07,855 THANKS. 205 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,590 I'M BORED AGAIN. 206 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,024 MEET ME FOR A CIGARETTE? 207 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,225 UM... 208 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,563 YEAH OKAY. 209 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,034 OH GREAT ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU. 210 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,603 GIMME A WATER. 211 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,938 THAT'S GREAT, MAKING CASEY JEALOUS OR SOME SHIT? 212 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,473 WHATEVER. 213 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,675 LOOK MAN, YOU'RE STILL ON MY SHIT LIST 214 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:30,043 BUT IF YOU AND CASEY ARE KAPUT NICK, 215 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:33,213 MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME CATCH HER ON THE REBOUND? 216 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,683 GIVE ME SOME TIPS. 217 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:36,884 KINKY THINGS SHE'S INTO, 218 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:37,918 MAYBE SHE LIKES FEET OR-- 219 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,787 FEET, YEAH FEET, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 220 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,589 GO FOR THE FEET. 221 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,123 WILL YOU WATCH THE BAR JUST FOR A FEW MINUTES? 222 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,825 WHAT IF I SAY NO NOW? 223 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,094 BRANDY. GEEZ. 224 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,562 WHAT THE F-- 225 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:51,865 HEY, YOU'RE A WRITER YEAH? 226 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:55,502 YEAH, MOSTLY HARD SCI FI-- 227 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,938 YOU READ MY SCRIPT YEAH? 228 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,172 YOU GIVE ME NOTES. 229 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:03,677 LOOK MAN, I DON'T JUST GIVE RANDOM ASS PEOPLE-- 230 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,212 YOU PULLING OUT A GUN? 231 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:08,782 DON'T FUCK WITH ME. 232 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:09,783 HUH? 233 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:10,784 YEAH. DO IT. 234 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,052 I'LL READ IT. 235 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,693 UGH, BUT EVERY WEEK, 236 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,528 THE SAME BORING PEOPLE-- 237 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:22,529 YEAH? 238 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:23,797 EVERY WEEK. 239 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,334 WELL, THEY SEEM INTERESTING, I DUNNO. 240 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,138 SO, I SMELL NICE? 241 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:34,975 UM...YEAH, VERY NICE. 242 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,178 BREATH OKAY? 243 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,619 VERY MINTY-- 244 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,125 OH, THAT'S JUST MUKI. 245 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,294 MUKI, GO AWAY. 246 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,863 GO AWAY. 247 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,131 UH-- 248 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,236 I WAS SMUGGLER, YOU KNOW, 249 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,638 IN THE OLD COUNTRY. 250 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,306 SOMETIMES WE SPEND MONTHS 251 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,275 IN A SHED IN THE WOODS. 252 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,910 LIKE A SHED AND A HOLE, 253 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,079 YOU DON'T HAVE WORD FOR THIS IN ENGLISH. 254 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,714 TO GET THROUGH THE LONG NIGHTS 255 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,582 WE HAVE ONLY THE TAPES AND BLAHPUI-- 256 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,184 BLAHPUI, WHAT'S BLAHPUI? 257 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,251 A DRINK YOU MAKE IN A BUCKET 258 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,954 WITH LEAVES AND YOGURT AND ANTIFREEZE-- 259 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,723 MMM, SOUNDS SO EXOTIC-- 260 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,257 IT'S HORRIBLE. 261 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,094 BUT THE TAPES, WE WATCH OVER AND OVER. 262 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,095 "DINGLEBERRIES." 263 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,229 YES. YES. 264 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,230 "WILD NUTS." 265 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,699 YES. 266 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:32,700 AND "SCREAMWEAVER"-- 267 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,001 NO. YES. 268 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,235 CONSTANCE, WHERE ARE THE PLATES? 269 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,070 THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE PLATES AT THE BUFFET! 270 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,772 SO DO PLATES, WE'RE TALKING. 271 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,040 "SCREAMWEAVER." 272 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,942 NO PERSONAL BUSINESS ON WHAT--? 273 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,713 INSECT, LEAVE US! 274 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,648 I WILL CUT OFF YOUR FACE. 275 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,420 I'LL GET THE PLATES, I'LL GET THE-- 276 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,255 SO WHERE WERE WE? 277 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,157 TALKING ABOUT "SCREAMWEAVER." 278 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,030 AWESOME. 279 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,865 CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS IN LIKE FIVE. 280 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,902 UGH, RICKY'S FRIENDS ARE JERKS-- 281 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,004 WHAT, THOSE GUYS ARE AWESOME-- 282 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,672 KYLE, ARE YOU DRUNK? 283 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,908 OH UH, SOME FANS GOT A ROUND OF SHOTS. 284 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:15,909 ARE WE MOVIE STARS? 285 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,044 NO, WE'RE PARTY PROFESSIONALS. 286 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,145 HOW COME ROMAN AND I ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE 287 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,179 WHO ARE DOING ANY WORK? 288 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,281 BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 289 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,983 I THINK THEY'RE JUST LOVELY-- 290 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,284 I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO RICKY. 291 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,285 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HIM. 292 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,286 HE'S AWESOME. 293 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,988 YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME HE IS? 294 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,791 HE'S AN AWESOME FUCKING MURDERER. 295 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:31,792 WHAT? 296 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:32,793 HE GAVE ME A SCRIPT. 297 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:33,794 HIS NAME WAS ON IT. 298 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,196 RICOS SARGULESH, I GOOGLED HIM. 299 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,998 APPARENTLY HE JUST GOT ACQUITTED 300 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,033 FOR MURDERING SOMEONE. 301 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,268 THEY COULDN'T CONVICT HIM 302 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,204 BECAUSE ALL THEY FOUND WAS A FUCKING FOOT MAN. 303 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,207 THAT'S WHY "CONGRATULATIONS" RICKY. 304 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,176 CONGRATULATIONS FOR GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER. 305 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,311 I'M SORRY, DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT HE WAS ACQUITTED? 306 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,679 DOESN'T MATTER. 307 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,882 WELL THEN THAT MEANS HE'S INNOCENT, KIND OF. 308 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:55,949 IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION-- 309 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,050 YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? 310 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,718 DOES THIS NAME SOUND FAMILIAR? 311 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,687 JOHANNES HEESTERS, 312 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:01,688 NO. 313 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:02,689 HITLER'S FAVORITE ACTOR. 314 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,757 WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT SHIT? 315 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:04,892 I RETAIN INFORMATION. 316 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,193 YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM MAN, THAT'S WEIRD. 317 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,728 ZOLTAN SAID THAT THE WATER DROPS 318 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,063 GLISTENING IN THE SUNLIGHT 319 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,399 OFF MY BREASTS MADE HIM CRY. 320 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,802 MURDERERS DON'T HAVE POETRY LIKE THAT 321 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,336 IN THEIR SOULS. 322 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,373 YOU HAVE A SECOND? 323 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,374 WE WANT TO TALK. 324 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,409 UH, WE? 325 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,077 BECAUSE-- SO-- 326 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,347 YOU ARE THE BARTENDER HERE YEAH? 327 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,748 UH, NO. 328 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,718 I MEAN, YES, TONIGHT. 329 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,387 JUST NOT REGULARLY, ALL THE TIME. 330 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,789 LIKE EVERY NIGHT-- 331 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,057 WE'RE KINDA-- 332 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,926 IS GOOD WAY TO PICK UP CHICKS, YEAH? 333 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:40,861 UM... 334 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,229 LIKE THAT ONE. 335 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,864 YOU LIKE-- YOU LIKE THAT ONE? 336 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,999 OH, NO. NOT REALLY, NO-- 337 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,000 SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 338 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,301 OH YEAH? YEAH. THAT'S COOL. 339 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:52,105 MUKI TELLS ME THAT YOU-- 340 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,406 YOU PUT THE MOVES ON HER. 341 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,741 MY GIRLFRIEND. 342 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,343 NO, NO I WOULDN'T DO THAT-- 343 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,278 WHY, BECAUSE SHE'S UNATTRACTIVE, MY GIRLFRIEND? 344 00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,947 NO, NO, NO I-- 345 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:00,881 OH YEAH, 346 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:01,949 NO SHE IS ATTRACTIVE. 347 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,516 SHE'S NOT MY TYPE. 348 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,018 YOU KNOW, I'M UH-- 349 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,153 I'M KINDA INTO BLONDES. 350 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,921 I LIKE BLONDES, YA KNOW I'M-- 351 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,423 AND ALSO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. OW, BOOB DICK. 352 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,992 I HAVE A GIRL-- WE'RE ACTUALLY UH, 353 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,026 WE'RE ENGAGED. 354 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,027 WE'RE ENGAGED? 355 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,996 WE'RE-- WE'RE ENGAGED, 356 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,230 UM, TO BE MARRIED. 357 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,531 AND I MEAN, WE'RE STILL WORK-- 358 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,933 IT'S NOT OFFICIAL, 359 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:20,934 LIKE I'M STILL LOOKING FOR A RING AND ALL THAT. 360 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,235 ALL THAT STUFF, 361 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,171 BUT WE'RE VERY MUCH UM, IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER, 362 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,772 I LOVE YOU. 363 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:26,773 SHE'S YOUR FIANCEE? 364 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:27,807 YEAH, YES. 365 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,076 SO I WOULD NEVER, YOU KNOW-- 366 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,310 SHE'S NOT BLONDE. 367 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,779 SHE'S NOT, BUT SHE HAS A TERRIFIC PERSONALITY-- 368 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,780 COOL, SEE YA. 369 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,516 SO I FEEL LIKE WE'RE A GOOD MATCH. 370 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:37,951 FOR NOW. 371 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,252 SO YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY SERIOUS HUH? 372 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,487 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 373 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,156 YEAH, YEAH, NO IT'S-- IT'S GREAT. 374 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,491 WE UM, I MEAN, WE-- YOU KNOW, 375 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,093 WE HAVE OUR UPS AND DOWNS AND EVERYTHING, BUT-- 376 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,094 OKAY! 377 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,095 I GOT IT! 378 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,129 IT'S BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY. 379 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,130 THE BEER AD. 380 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,065 "ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?" 381 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,466 HE LOOKS LIKE THAT GUY-- 382 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,035 I AM THAT GUY! WHAT? 383 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,036 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 384 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,037 I AM THAT GUY, THAT'S ME. 385 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,105 GO AHEAD DO IT, DO IT, DO IT. 386 00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,439 YOU WANT ME TO DO IT? 387 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,842 "ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?" 388 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,311 SHIT, THAT WAS YOU! ROZZI! 389 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,445 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 390 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,479 DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN! 391 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,248 YOU WANNA SEE IT? YOU WANNA SEE IT? 392 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,985 "ARE WE HAVING FUN YET!" 393 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,322 I KNOW IT'S JUST-- I'M A REGULAR GUY. 394 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,824 IT'S THAT GUY AND HIS FIANCEE. 395 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,026 YEAH, HENRY. 396 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,027 HENRY POLLARD. 397 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,094 NICE TO MEET YOU. 398 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,129 CASEY KLEIN-- 399 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,897 BUT SOON TO BE POLLARD. 400 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:24,898 YEAH! 401 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,967 OH SHE'S UM-- 402 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,569 "STANDUP SHOWDOWN." HUH? 403 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,906 YOU DID NOT SEE "STANDUP SHOW-- 404 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,007 THAT WAS ON LIKE, A YEAR-- 405 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,008 NOBODY SAW THAT. 406 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,009 I SAID ON TV. 407 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,610 EH SO, SO FUNNY! 408 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,880 CELEBRITY COUPLE. 409 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,282 YOU HAVE BRAD, ANGELINA 410 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,550 WORKING YOUR PARTY. 411 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,355 EH, COGNAC AND BRING GLASSES EH? 412 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,523 HEY, YOU READ SCRIPT? 413 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,159 YEAH. 414 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,028 NO, I DIDN'T READ IT YET SIR. 415 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,031 BRING BOTTLE, THEN READ SCRIPT. 416 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,133 HEY! 417 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,402 DO IT, DO IT, DO IT! 418 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,636 ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? 419 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,305 HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! 420 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,906 HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! 421 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,141 HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! 422 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,542 HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! 423 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,444 SO I'M STANDING THERE 424 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,280 IN HALF A STRING BIKINI-- 425 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,982 HERE YOU GO SWEET PEA. 426 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,416 COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD 427 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,885 AND I'VE GOT THIS HARPOON THING THROUGH MY NECK, 428 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,053 AND DOM WALKS IN. 429 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,289 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THAT. 430 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,291 DOM DELUISE! 431 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,892 YOU. MORE BRANDY EH? 432 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,427 SO DOM WALKS ON THE SET, 433 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,461 HE LOOKS AT ME, 434 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,097 HE TURNS AROUND TO THE MAKE-UP LADY 435 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,332 AND HE SAYS "I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING!" 436 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,204 AND THEN I SAID, "WELL THEN MAKE MINE A DOUBLE!" 437 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:40,907 CONSTANCE. 438 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,043 GOD, THE COKE WAS SO GOOD BACK THEN. 439 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,712 DOM DELUISE HIMSELF, IT'S INCREDIBLE! 440 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,547 AND SHRIMP PLEASE! 441 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,282 GO, GO, GO, GO NOW. 442 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,283 MOVE. 443 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,351 TELL US MORE. 444 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,452 WELL IT WAS MY FIRST DAY OF SHOOTING, 445 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,720 AND I'M GOING TO THE COMMISSARY, 446 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,456 AND I LOCK EYES WITH JAN MICHAEL VINCENT, 447 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,957 "AIRWOLF." YEAH. 448 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,994 OKAY. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 449 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,196 SORRY, THIS GIRL WAS FLIRTING WITH ME, 450 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,065 AND IT TURNS OUT IT'S RICKY'S GIRLFRIEND, 451 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,034 AND RICKY MIGHT BE A MURDERER, 452 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,068 WHICH GIRL? 453 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,069 OKAY SO I'M JUST TRYING TO STAY ALIVE. 454 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,070 WHICH GIRL? 455 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,339 WHICH-- JUST SOME GIRL AT THE PARTY. 456 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,940 WHAT DO YOU MEAN FLIRTING WITH YOU? 457 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,275 FLIRTING. LIKE TOUCHING YOU FLIRTING? 458 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,343 WELL FLIRT-- JUST FLIRTING. OR LIKE TALKING? 459 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,410 WAIT, WHAT DO YOU CARE? I DON'T CARE. 460 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,411 WHY DO YOU CARE? I DEFINITELY DON'T. 461 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,546 HEY! 462 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,714 COME ON, YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS SHIT ELSEWHERE? 463 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,216 I'M TRYING TO WORK, HERE. 464 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,384 SHUT UP ROMAN. SHUT UP ROMAN. 465 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,385 FUCK OFF. 466 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,953 SO IF JUST FOR TONIGHT 467 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,156 YOU COULD PRETEND THAT WE'RE IN A REGULAR RELATIONSHIP 468 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,523 WITHOUT LIKE CRAZINESS-- 469 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,359 OKAY YEAH, MAYBE IF YOU COULD REFRAIN 470 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,627 FROM FLIRTING WITH EVERY GROSS GIRL 471 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,363 THAT'S AT EVERY PARTY-- IF I COULD-- MAYBE-- 472 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,098 MAYBE YOU COULD REFRAIN FROM FLIRTING. 473 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,599 YEAH, NICE COMEBACK. EVERYTHING WAS FINE-- 474 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,108 REALLY. 475 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,442 GUYS, GUYS YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, I'M DYING HERE 476 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,078 AND THESE GUYS WON'T LET ANYBODY HE-- 477 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,745 HEY! 478 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,281 ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? 479 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,183 YEAH! I AM! 480 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,618 MY FAVORITE COUPLE! 481 00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,619 YEAH! 482 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,687 BRING US BOTTLE. 483 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:01,988 LET'S GO, COME ON. 484 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,556 OKAY. DANCING! 485 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,398 UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 486 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,166 I'M ALL BY MYSELF OUT THERE. 487 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,034 RICKY MADE ME READ HIS SCRIPT. 488 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,704 UGH, THESE GUYS ARE ASSHOLES. 489 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,440 HOW'S THE SCRIPT? 490 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,041 IT'S TERRIBLE! 491 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,211 LISTEN TO THIS. 492 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:28,181 "KROJAR"...YEAH, THE FUCKING HERO'S NAME IS KROJAR. 493 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,449 KROJAR? 494 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,017 "YOU BETRAY ME. 495 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,119 YOU ARE LOWER THAN ANIMAL..." 496 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,120 OH, AND THERE'S NO ARTICLES, 497 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,154 THIS THING'S TERRIBLY WRITTEN. 498 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,288 HERE WE GO-- 499 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,157 "GUBBY ON GROUND CRIES LIKE WOMAN. 500 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,725 KROJAR PUTS GUN DOWN. 501 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,661 KROJAR: I WILL KILL YOU LIKE MAN. 502 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,696 WITH HANDS. 503 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,233 GUBBY CRIES, AND KROJAR TAKES KNIFE 504 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,267 AND FIRST CUTS OFF HEAD, 505 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,401 AND THEN ALL PARTS 506 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,402 AND PUTS THEM IN BAGS 507 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,503 AND GOES TO THE SEA--" 508 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,172 THAT SHOULD BE A NEW FUCKING SCENE-- 509 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,373 "--AND PUTS GUBBY IN THE WATER DEEP 510 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,541 WHERE NO ONE WILL FIND." 511 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:55,775 YOU SEE? 512 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,076 WOW YOU'RE NOT KIDDING, THAT IS-- 513 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,111 THAT IS TERRIBLE. 514 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,180 NO, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED! 515 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,148 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 516 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,515 THIS IS BASICALLY A BADLY WRITTEN 517 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,751 AND POORLY PLOTTED CONFESSION-- 518 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,387 OH MY GOD... 519 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,189 YEAH, AND THAT'S NOT ALL. 520 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,658 IN THE END, HE FINDS THE GUY WHO SQUEALS ON HIM, 521 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,293 AND KILLS HIM, TOO. 522 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,595 A FAT GUY WITH GLASSES-- 523 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,197 HERE WE GO. 524 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,799 "MULEK IS FAT MAN WITH WOMANISH GLASSES 525 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,669 BECAUSE EYES LIKE HEART IS WEAK." 526 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,105 FAT GUY WITH GLASSES? 527 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,375 FAT GUY WITH GLASSES. 528 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,243 [cheering, chanting, and music] 529 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,551 YOU KNOW ACTING IS LIKE CRIME. 530 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,221 BUT INSTEAD OF USING GUNS OR CLUBS, 531 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,690 I ASSAULT YOU WITH EMOTIONS-- 532 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,658 OR EVEN KNIVES. 533 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,628 KNIVES, THAT'S RIGHT. 534 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,567 HEY. 535 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,504 OH HEY IS THAT, IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND OVER THERE? 536 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:58,505 UH YEAH. 537 00:18:58,605 --> 00:18:59,772 WHAT A EURO TRASH 538 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,107 PIECE OF WORK. 539 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,409 WOW YOU KNOW, THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL 540 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,810 A LITTLE BIT LIKE JEALOUSY. JEALOUSY. 541 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:04,811 AND YA KNOW, 'CAUSE I THOUGHT-- 542 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:05,812 I'M OBSERVANT. 543 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,113 WELL I THOUGHT WE WERE-- 544 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,115 HEY, DO IT AGAIN MAN, DO IT AGAIN! 545 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,650 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 546 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,219 UH, ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? 547 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,462 OH. 548 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,496 WHAT'S HE DOING? 549 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,131 UM... 550 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,766 THESE ARE MY SPOONS. 551 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:27,767 CAN I HAVE SOME OF THIS? 552 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,236 RELAX. 553 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,703 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 554 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:31,871 STOP THE MUSIC. 555 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,641 STOP THE MUSIC! 556 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,775 STOP THE MUSIC! 557 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,277 STOP THE MUSIC! 558 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,711 STOP MUSIC! 559 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,814 ULA. 560 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,583 COME HERE. 561 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:52,158 WHEN YOU ESCAPE, AS I DID, 562 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,427 FROM JAW OF HELL, 563 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:59,466 YOU UNDERSTAND WHICH THINGS REALLY MATTER. 564 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,569 HONOR. 565 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,804 FRIENDS. 566 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,406 WOMAN. 567 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:09,476 AND CELEBRITIES. 568 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,245 LET'S HEAR IT FOR HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES! 569 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,480 [cheering] 570 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,449 YOU MAKE US LAUGH. 571 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,518 YOU MAKE US CRY. 572 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,786 YOU TEACH US 573 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,355 WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HUMAN. 574 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,625 HENRY AND CASEY. 575 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,728 OUR LIVES ARE COMPLICATED, YES. 576 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,297 BUT THERE ARE THINGS WE KNOW 577 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,899 THAT ARE GREATER THAN COMPLICATIONS. 578 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:38,471 LOVING COMPANIONSHIP 579 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,207 MEET SPECIAL SOMEONE 580 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,343 WHO KEEP LIFE FROM BECOMING 581 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:46,679 VAST, DARK, 582 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,516 PIT OF DESPAIR. 583 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,585 NOTHING ELSE MATTERS. 584 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,589 AND SO I TAKE FROM YOUR EXAMPLE, 585 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:02,629 I TURN TO ULA AND SAY, 586 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,332 "ULA, WILL YOU BE MY WIFE?" 587 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,969 ULA, WILL YOU BE MY WIFE? 588 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,740 OKAY. 589 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,907 OKAY! 590 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,551 [music starts] 591 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,018 [chanting and cheering] 592 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,924 I'VE GOT A JOAN VAN ARK STORY 593 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:34,026 FOR YOU THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. 594 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,429 BUT FIRST I HAVE TO TAKE A LEAK. 595 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:37,597 NO, NOT NOW. 596 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,765 I AM YOUR SLAVE. 597 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,669 GOOD, WE NEED CHEESES, AND BRANDY-- 598 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,371 ACTUALLY, SIR... I NEED TO TALK TO YOU-- 599 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,538 ABOUT SOMETHING. 600 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,773 IT'S FAIRLY IM-- 601 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,676 WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT? 602 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:55,682 CONSTANCE LEFT SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL FOR YOU 603 00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:58,317 IN THE KITCHEN. 604 00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,986 SHE WANTS TO BE DISCRETE. 605 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,524 IS IT UNDERWEAR? 606 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,694 IT'S...IN THE KITCHEN. 607 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:11,864 SO, WHERE IS IT? 608 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:12,865 IS IT UNDERWEAR? 609 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,401 NO IT-- 610 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,704 WE HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 611 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,071 WHAT DO HAVE TO TELL ME? 612 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,542 UM...IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION, 613 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:23,776 I MEAN... THAT YOU MIGHT BE-- 614 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,011 HE'S GONNA KILL YOU. YES. 615 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,012 WHAT? 616 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,880 RICKY'S GONNA SAW YOUR HEAD OFF! 617 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:28,915 CLEAN OFF. 618 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,683 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? LOOK! 619 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:33,453 IT'S ALL IN HERE, IT'S ALL IN HERE. 620 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,787 OKAY, RICKY THINKS THAT YOU RATTED HIM OUT 621 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:35,788 ABOUT GUBBY. 622 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:36,823 WHO? 623 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:37,824 THE GUY THAT RICKY KILLED-- 624 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,358 I DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE. 625 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,593 HE IS ACQUITTED. 626 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,594 IT MEANS INNOCENT-- 627 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,695 IT'S ALL IN HERE! 628 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:43,896 WE KNOW THAT. IT'S ALL IN HERE. 629 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,432 I CAN'T FIND IT. IT'S RIGHT HERE. 630 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,099 THERE IT IS, OKAY LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 631 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,135 IT'S THE BOTTOM. 632 00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,604 "FAT MAN WITH THE WOMANISH GLASSES?" 633 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:52,605 BOOYA! 634 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,706 NO OFFENSE-- 635 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,074 THAT'S YOU-- I MEAN NOT THAT-- 636 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:56,876 SORRY. 637 00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:57,877 NO I DON'T THINK THEY'RE WOMANISH, 638 00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:58,878 HE WROTE THAT. 639 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,046 RICKY WROTE IT. 640 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:06,586 OH...I DON'T FEEL REALLY GOOD. 641 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,624 RICKY, RICKY! HE'S GOT A KNIFE, 642 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:12,692 HE'S GOT A KNIFE! 643 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,160 RICKY! HE READ THE SCRIPT RICKY! 644 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,395 ZOLTAN. 645 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,568 THEY THINK YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME! 646 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:23,736 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 647 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:24,871 IN YOUR SCRIPT. 648 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:26,138 IT SAYS THEY KILL FAT GUY WITH GLASSES, 649 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,139 AND THEY THOUGHT-- 650 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,140 THEY THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU? 651 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,509 YES. 652 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:32,579 I KILL YOU! I KILL YOU! 653 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,514 I KILL YOU! 654 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:35,648 I KILL YOU BACK, I KILL YOU BACK! 655 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,016 I KILL YOU BACK! 656 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:41,954 HE MY OLDEST FRIEND. 657 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,923 I'M NOT GOING TO KILL HIM. 658 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,494 THAT'S GOOD. 659 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:48,928 IT'S A SCRIPT. 660 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,830 IS MAKE BELIEVE. 661 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,865 OH, FICTION. 662 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:55,101 HEY FLAT TOP, COGNAC. 663 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,469 YES. 664 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,738 HEY! 665 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,575 SO, YOU READ IT HUH? 666 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:03,610 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 667 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:06,646 I LO-- I REALLY, REALLY LIKED IT. 668 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:07,680 I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT. 669 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,516 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART? 670 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:12,084 YOU KNOW, THERE'S SO MANY GOOD-- 671 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:16,455 PARTS...WHEN MULEK UH-- 672 00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:19,425 GRABS HIS MOTHER BY THE THROAT 673 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:22,595 AND THROWS HER OUT THE WINDOW 674 00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:24,564 OF THE HOUSE AND IT-- 675 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:25,565 WHAT ELSE? 676 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:26,733 UM... 677 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,771 WHEN-- WHEN MULEK MAKES HIS GRANDMOTHER 678 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,706 PICK UP THE FOOD THAT HE DROPPED. 679 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:37,510 YES YES, HOW WAS THE SYNTAX? 680 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,791 SO UH, SO MAYBE WE CAN JUST CALL IT EVEN. 681 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:52,792 YOU KNOW? 682 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:55,127 'CAUSE, LIKE I FLIRTED, 683 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:56,763 AND THEN-- AND YOU FLIRTED. 684 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:57,764 NO. SO... 685 00:24:57,864 --> 00:24:58,865 DEFINITELY NOT. WHY NOT? 686 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:01,534 BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY MADE OUT WITH THAT GIRL. 687 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,536 WHAT? MUKI TOLD ME EVERYTHING. 688 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:04,871 BUSTED. 689 00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:05,938 WOW, SO I GUESS YOU'RE UP ONE. 690 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:06,939 YEAH. 691 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:08,140 SORRY. 692 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,143 EXCEPT NOT REALLY 'CAUSE I MADE OUT WITH RICK FOX. 693 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:12,144 YOU DID? A LITTLE BIT. 694 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:13,813 DID YOU? 695 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:14,981 OW. 696 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,484 ADD ME ON MYSPACE, YOU KNOW? 697 00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:19,719 I'M PROBABLY GONNA START USING IT 698 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:20,887 AS A FAN SITE SO-- 699 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:22,755 OKAY! 700 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,891 WHAT A GLORIOUS NIGHT ZOLTAN! 701 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:26,559 [laughter] 702 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,596 IT BEATS FOR YOU HUH? 703 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,964 OH, SO WONDERFUL MEETING YOU. 704 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:32,965 I'M GOING TO WATCH "DINGLEBERRY." 705 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,200 TONIGHT! OH, DO DO! 706 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,668 YES, YES, YES! 707 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:40,006 HEY, OKAY OKAY NOW TELL ME, TELL ME. 708 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,007 WHAT ELSE IS GOOD, HUH? 709 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:44,176 I LIKE THE PART WHEN YOU-- 710 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:48,748 WHEN HE, THE CHARACTER, CUTS OFF GUBBY'S NUTS 711 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:51,050 AND SHOWS THEM TO HIM AND SAYS, 712 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,720 "YOU NUTS!" 713 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:55,187 BUT I THINK YOU MEANT "YOU ARE NUTS." 714 00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:56,923 MINOR GRAMMATICAL ERROR. 715 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:58,625 RICKY, LET'S GO MAN! 716 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,193 COME ON! 717 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:02,528 OKAY. 718 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:03,696 COME ON. 719 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:04,697 I THINK THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART TOO. 720 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:05,865 YOU LIKE ALL BEST PART. 721 00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,800 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR NOTES, EH? 722 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,202 I SEND YOU NEXT DRAFT. 723 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,844 OH. NO. 724 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,311 NO, NO, NO. 725 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,847 NO, NO, NO. 726 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:28,054 NO. NO! NO! 727 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:30,256 WRONG FAT GUY WITH GLASSES! 728 00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:20,639 TREE.