1 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,451 * 2 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:20,521 CASEY, CASEY, DID YOU MEASURE THE TABLES? 3 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,956 I'M I CRAZY OR DO THE 6X10 TABLECLOTHS 4 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,258 LOOK WAY TOO BIG. 5 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,960 NO. WHAT? 6 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:29,330 ROMAN, COME ON MAN, FAN THE NAPKINS! 7 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,232 PEOPLE WAITED 20 YEARS FOR THIS. 8 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:32,500 MAKE IT SPECIAL. 9 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,034 MAKE IT SPECIAL. 10 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,703 THESE WILL MAKE IT SPECIAL. 11 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:42,543 FAN, FAN! 12 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,380 YEAH, THAT SEEMED TO WORK. 13 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,515 RON, THIS ISN'T YOU'RE-- 14 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:48,582 THERE YOU ARE. 15 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:49,717 MELINDA. PROBLEM. 16 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:51,452 THE ICE MACHINE IS RUNNING SLOW 17 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,054 WE NEED TO BUY MORE ICE, AND THERE'S NO FREEZER SPACE-- 18 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:56,324 NO, NO, NO NOT TO WORRY WE HAVE BACKUP. 19 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,992 WE HAVE DUAL-CYCLE A HOSHIZAKI CRESCENT CUBER. 20 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,294 BEST IN THE WORLD. 21 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,496 SO YOU CAN JUST...CHILL. 22 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:10,671 IF YOU HAVE A BACKUP OF YOUR SCHEDULE, 23 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,473 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THAT'D BE A BIG HELP. 24 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,741 OKAY. 25 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,443 EXCELLENT. OH GREAT. 26 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:19,113 ACTUALLY, RON, THE NAME TAGS ARE 27 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,482 JUST FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE REUNION. 28 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,083 YEAH, I KNOW. 29 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:30,224 I SAT BEHIND YOU FOR TWO YEARS IN SOCIAL STUDIES. 30 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:31,492 RON! 31 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:37,698 OH MY GOD, THE BACK OF YOUR HAIR STILL LOOKS WONDERFUL. 32 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:46,307 RON DONALD. [ sighing ] 33 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:47,308 I COUGHED A LOT. 34 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:50,478 * 35 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,118 I GOT CUTEST GUY, CUTEST COUPLE, 36 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,621 I GOT BEST HAIR, BEST SMILE OF COURSE. 37 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,590 AND I WOULD'VE GOT PRETTIEST EYES 38 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,057 BUT THEY CANCELED THE CATEGORY, 39 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:07,461 BECAUSE SOME DILDO GOT BLINDED AT THE PROM, LAME. 40 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,397 HEY, YOU MUST BE HARRY. 41 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,199 I'M BOBBI ST. BROWN. 42 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,833 CONSTANCE'S ROOMMATE. 43 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,369 HI, HENRY. 44 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,371 WHAT HAPPENED TO CONSTANCE? 45 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:20,274 OH SHE'S OFF WITH SOME GUY NAMED ZOLTAN 46 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,343 WHO PROMISED TO MAKE HER A BIG STAR 47 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:24,212 IN BLURVISTAN OR SOMETHING. 48 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,214 I KNOW, SOUNDS LIKE ESCORT WORK, DOESN'T IT? 49 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:30,351 ANYWAY I MADE THIS BET WITH CONSTANCE THAT I COULD INSPIRE YOU 50 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:33,187 AND GET YOU BACK ACTING BEFORE SHE GOT BACK. 51 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,356 SO LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT YOU, OKAY. 52 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,491 NOW YOUR FACE IS KIND OF PINCHED 53 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,260 AND FORWARD LIKE A SPHINCTER. 54 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,429 YOU KNOW IT'S VERY-- TIGHT. 55 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:43,130 IT'S TIGHT AND IT'S DARK. 56 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,498 WE CAN CHANGE ALL THAT. 57 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:45,699 YEAH, GOOD LUCK. 58 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:48,101 I'M NOT REALLY IN THE ACTING B-- NOT. 59 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:50,471 CAN'T USE THAT WORD, IT'S NEGATIVE. OKAY. 60 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:51,872 I SENSED THAT ABOUT YOU. 61 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:55,376 AND THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT YOU SOME POSITIVITY. 62 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,545 INDIAN SCIENTISTS THEY TAPE RECORDED 63 00:02:57,645 --> 00:03:00,113 THESE DOLPHINS LAUGHING. 64 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:02,516 AND IT TURNS OUT IT'S THE HAPPIEST SOUND ON EARTH, 65 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,151 IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN. 66 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,719 LET ME SEE IT. 67 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,456 YOU GOTTA SMILE FIFTY TIMES A DAY, 68 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:09,823 SO NO EXCUSES GO AHEAD. 69 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,124 LET'S SEE YOU DO ONE. 70 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:12,893 OKAY, WHAT DID YOU BET CONSTANCE? 71 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,562 TEN DOLLARS. 72 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:17,265 CAUSE ACTUALLY, 73 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,800 I'M MOVING BACK HOME WITH MY PARENTS. 74 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,403 SO, 75 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:23,771 NICE MEET TO YOU. 76 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,373 HEY DID YOU SAY 50 TIMES? 77 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:27,341 CAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS 90 TIMES. 78 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:30,778 NO, 90 WOULD MAKE YOU GO INSANE. 79 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:34,482 SOUNDS LIKE REGULAR FUCKIN' DOLPHINS. 80 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,417 YOU'RE NOT A DOLPHIN SCIENTIST? 81 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:39,287 JIM SLEDGE, WRESTLING CHAMPION. 82 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:42,256 CAME OUT SENIOR YEAR, BIG SCANDAL, BIG SCANDAL. 83 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:44,592 DENISE KLINGER. YEARBOOK, RITALIN. 84 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:47,828 JENELLE BEISMEYER, AH TOTAL WHORE. 85 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,831 RON, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE DAY OFF 86 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,500 AND GO TO YOUR REUNION? 87 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,368 ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 88 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,804 WHEN PARTY DOWN SAID THEY GOT THIS GIG, 89 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,373 I SAID I WANNA TO WORK IT, MAN. 90 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,309 THESE PEOPLE ONLY REMEMBER ME AS "BLUTO," 91 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,243 THE WILD AND CRAZY GUY, AND I WANT SHOW THEM 92 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,678 I GOT MY SHIT TOGETHER. 93 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,647 BLUTO? LIKE POPEYE? NO. 94 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,282 LIKE THE FAT GUY FROM POPEYE? 95 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,450 WERE YOU FAT? NO. 96 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,784 WERE YOU A FAT GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL? 97 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,953 NO, LIKE BELUSHI'S CHARACTER IN "ANIMAL HOUSE." 98 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,455 OKAY, I WAS FUN AND CRAZY. 99 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:16,590 TWO GIN AND TONICS, PLEASE. 100 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:19,593 LISTEN GUYS, I KNOW YOU LIKE TO FOOL AROUND, 101 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,329 BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD MAYBE, 102 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:26,334 ACT LIKE I'M A GOOD BOSS AND RESPECT ME. 103 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,569 CAUSE IF THEY SEE THE KIND OF GUY THAT I AM NOW, 104 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,504 THE NEW RON, 105 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,906 IT WOULD REALLY HELP ME OUT A LOT, 106 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:36,877 THE OTHER GUYS SAID OKAY, SO-- 107 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,211 YEAH SURE, RON. YEAH. 108 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,814 EXCELLENT, THANK YOU. 109 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,683 MELINDA WEINTRAUB, FORMER CLASS PRESIDENT 110 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,984 AND REUNION COORDINATOR! 111 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,719 AND NEEDING A SPLASH OF CHARDONNAY. 112 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,321 SPLASH OF CHARDONNAY. 113 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,956 WE'RE GOT 30 "WON'T ATTENDS" 114 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,924 WHO JUST DECIDED TO SHOW UP ANYWAY, 115 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,394 AND PARKING, GOD, IT'S A NIGHTMARE. 116 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:54,962 A SPLASH, HENRY. 117 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,530 THE WOMAN SAID SPLASH THAT'S NOT A SPLASH, 118 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,667 WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT? SPLASH. 119 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,835 UH...YES SIR. 120 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,341 FRESH GLASS. 121 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,916 SPLASH, WALLA! 122 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:20,754 THANKS, RON. 123 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:23,691 THANK YOU, GUYS SO MUCH. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. SURE. 124 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:26,527 SO WHAT'S THIS BULLSHIT RUMOR I HEAR 125 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,662 ABOUT YOU MOVING HOME? 126 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,465 IT'S NOT BULLSHIT. 127 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,801 NO, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 128 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,703 I HAVE NO CAREER, 129 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,705 I'M BARELY MAKING RENT PLAYING AS AN EXTRA 130 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:39,673 ON OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES? 131 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,709 COME ON, I GOTTA FACE REALITY AT SOME POINT 132 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,844 HENRY, YOU CAN'T THAT. 133 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,279 WHY, BECAUSE YOU NEED MY SHOULDER TO CRY ON 134 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:47,548 AND MY AMUSING ASIDES 135 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,717 TO BREAKUP THE BOREDOM OF YOUR DAY? 136 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,952 NO, JUST...YOU CAN'T MOVE BACK IN WITH YOUR PARENTS 137 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,554 LIKE-- WHO DOES THAT? 138 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:54,788 CAUSE YOU'LL MISS ME TOO MUCH? 139 00:05:54,888 --> 00:06:04,498 IS THAT WHY? 140 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,700 HEY, JOE SPANELLE! 141 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,402 DAVE GRIGGS, HOW'S YOUR DRINK? YOU ALMOST DONE? 142 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,003 WHAT'S WHAT DO YOU NEED, SCOTCH AND SODA? 143 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,006 HEY BOBBI, SCOTCH AND SODA, ASAP. 144 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:15,809 HEY, EDDIE, STEVE-O, LORRAINE. 145 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:19,312 HOW'S IT GOING? HOW HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? 146 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:22,983 ALICE, HOW'S THAT PILAF? FIRM? 147 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:27,020 WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS? 148 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,858 TWENTY YEARS, OH MY GOD. 149 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:31,892 YOU'RE NOT EATING YOUR CHICKEN. 150 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,360 WHEN DID YOU SERVE YOURSELF? 151 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:34,728 TWO, FIVE, SIX MINUTES AGO? 152 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,697 CASEY, COME HERE. 153 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,098 WE'VE GOT A SITUATION. 154 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:40,434 HOW MANY CANS ARE YOU BURNING PER CHAFER? WHAT? 155 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:41,535 CANS. HOT CANS. 156 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,837 HOW MANY YOU GOT BURNING PER CHAFING UNIT? 157 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,473 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE STERNO THINGS? 158 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,074 CORRECT. 159 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:48,942 HOW MANY CANS ARE YOU BURNING PER CHAFING UNIT? 160 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,343 WELL, I NO IDEA. 161 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:51,712 THIS IS WHAT I NEED, OKAY? 162 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:55,483 MINIMUM OF TWO PER CASSEROLE OR THREE FOR A ONE-PORSH. 163 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:56,750 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 164 00:06:56,850 --> 00:07:00,353 PLEASE, PLEASE. 165 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:01,455 RIGHT ON CAPTAIN. 166 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:02,956 I'M GONNA GO DO WHAT YOU SAID. 167 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,493 WE CALL HIM CAPTAIN HERE ALL OF US DO 168 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:08,896 CAUSE HE'S OUR BOSS AND WE REALLY RESPECT HIM. 169 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,464 WAIT A MINUTE. 170 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:14,034 BLUTO? 171 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:17,538 HOLY SHIT. 172 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,907 WHAT'RE YOU CATERING THIS? 173 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,675 HARDLY RECOGNIZED ME, RIGHT? 174 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,545 YEAH, I'M TEAM LEADER, RUNNING THE SHOW. 175 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:30,383 WOW, DON, LAST I REMEMBER YOU WERE PUKING ALL OVER THAT UM? 176 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:31,519 WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THE PAST 177 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:32,986 IT'S A REUNION, RIGHT? 178 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,522 AND IT'S RON BY THE WAY. 179 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:35,656 YOU'RE THINKING OF DONNIE. 180 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,925 THAT'S IT YOU'RE BUDDY DONNIE. 181 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:40,093 DONNIE AND RON."DRON" 182 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,596 [ laughing ] 183 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,732 OH MY GOD, THAT GUY RIGHT OVER THERE. 184 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,608 HEY ENJOY YOU'RE MEAL EVERYBODY, KAREN. 185 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,650 THIRTY, THIRTY-ONE-- 186 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:05,085 THIRTY-TWO, THAT'S THIRTY-TWO TODAY. 187 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,820 ALL RIGHT. 188 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,722 DID YOU LISTEN TO THE DOLPHINS YET? 189 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,457 I-- I HAVEN'T. 190 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:12,660 COME ON, LET'S GO DO IT RIGHT NOW THEN. 191 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:13,694 I DON'T THINK I CAN. 192 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,428 THEY'RE SUCH SMART ANIMALS. 193 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:16,463 DID YOU KNOW THAT DOLPHINS CAN 194 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,498 CHANGE A BABIES DIAPER UNDERWATER? 195 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:19,600 I DON'T THINKS THAT'S TRUE AT ALL. 196 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,101 AND THERE'S A MUG I WANT YOU TO COME SEE. 197 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,603 A MUG? 198 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,905 IT'S A STALLION AND IT'S ON IT'S BACK LEGS 199 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,575 AND HE'S ROARING AND HE SAYS, 200 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:31,712 "FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS TO THE MAX" AMEN. 201 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,847 WELL I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT WITH YOU BOBBI 202 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,717 BUT I PROMISED RON I WOULDN'T SCREW AROUND TODAY, 203 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:39,086 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS. 204 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,021 YOU GOT THOSE LIKE KIND EYES, 205 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,122 AND YOU KNOW WHAT HENRY, 206 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,024 NICE GUYS FINISH LAST. 207 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:47,828 BUT GRAB YOUR DESTINY BY THE BALLS AND SQUEEZE HARD. 208 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,029 I'LL BET IN YOU'VE NEVER DONE THAT IN YOUR CAREER, 209 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,732 NO I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE DESTINY'S BALLS ARE. 210 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:54,201 LIKE WHEN I AUDITIONED FOR "CANNONBALL RUN, TWO," 211 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,003 YOU KNOW WHAT I DID WITH THE GIRL I WAS UP AGAINST? 212 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,605 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANNA KNOW. 213 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,472 I HIT HER WITH MY CAR A CAR? 214 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,540 YOUR CAR? AND IT FELT RIGHT. 215 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:01,609 A CAR? 216 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,010 WAIT, WASN'T THAT CONSTANCE? 217 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,244 PEOPLE, WORKING PROFESSIONALLY, 218 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,512 LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT. 219 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,881 YEAH, NO, I KNOW, RON. 220 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,950 THIS IS WHERE YOU TELL RON, TO SHOVE IT UP 221 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,585 HIS BIG ASSHOLE. 222 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,687 CAUSE YOU GOT TO GO LOOK AT A MUG. 223 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:22,029 DID YOU HEAR ALL THIS ABOUT HENRY MAYBE MOVING HOME. 224 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,163 WHAT? 225 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,933 AWE, SHIT. YEAH. 226 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,936 OH WOW, THAT'S REALLY GONNA SCREW UP OUR WEDDING SEASON. 227 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,704 BATHROOM, ISN'T IT-- 228 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,906 I THOUGHT I SAW YOU DUDE. 229 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,776 OH TOGETHER AGAIN, BRO. 230 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:36,844 DRON! 231 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,612 HEY DONNIE, HOW YOU DOING? 232 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:39,913 WOW, WOW. 233 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,715 GOOD TO SEE YA. 234 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,751 DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 235 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:46,219 WELL, THIS IS MY JOB, YEAH I GOTTA BUNCH OF PEOPLE 236 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,220 WORKING UNDERNEATH ME 237 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,189 I'M TEAM LEADER. 238 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:53,526 TEAM LEADER? HOLY SHIT MAN, YOU? 239 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,028 THE BIG CHEESE? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 240 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,897 WOW. 241 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,531 CAN WE EAT THESE? 242 00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,667 YES, IT'S FOOD. 243 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:02,135 OH YEAH. 244 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,104 SO...HOW'S IT GOING FOR YOU DONNIE? 245 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,538 SET UP JUST LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT. 246 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:06,874 LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT? 247 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,608 YEAH, THAT TIME IN THE PARK? 248 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,543 WE FOUND THAT SCHNAPPS AND GOT BLITZED 249 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,779 AND DECIDED ALL YOU EVER NEED IS A ROOF 250 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,146 AND BEER MONEY? GUESS WHAT, DUDE? 251 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,848 YOU HAVE A ROOF AND BEER MONEY? 252 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,918 PARENT'S GARAGE IN RESEDA AND A GIG AT AN OLD FOLK'S HOME 253 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,252 WHERE I BARELY HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. 254 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,121 OH WOW. 255 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:24,992 DUDE, THIS IS YOUR GIG? 256 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,894 YES. AWESOME! 257 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,830 [ faking gurgling noise ] 258 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,031 LET'S TURN THIS MOTHER OUT, MAN! 259 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,867 WELL I ACTUALLY, DON'T THAT KIND OF THING ANYMORE. 260 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:34,868 THERE YOU ARE. 261 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,036 RON, I HAVE A DISASTER. 262 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,706 MELINDA. I WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU 263 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,775 CASEY, CAN YOU SHOW THIS GENTLEMAN TO THE BATHROOM. 264 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,044 CASEY I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR AND WATCH THIS GUY PLEASE. 265 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,245 WHY, WHO IS THAT GUY? 266 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,680 HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND. 267 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,616 TAKE HIM TO THE BACK BAR, TELL HIM FOOD'S FREE DRINKS, 268 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:50,718 KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME. 269 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:51,752 WHY IF HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND 270 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:52,953 DO YOU WANT HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT? 271 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,855 OLD RON, OLD RON. OH. 272 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,089 THINGS ARE GOING GREAT FOR ME UP THERE, 273 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,624 I DON'T WANT HIM SCREWING IT UP. 274 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,993 OKAY. THANK YOU. 275 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,830 AH MR. LAPORTE, ENJOY THE PARTY. 276 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,231 WE'LL ROCK THE SHIT OUT LATER DUDE. 277 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,133 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, MELINDA, PLEASE. 278 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,168 WE'LL ROCK THE SHIT OUT LATER! 279 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,870 I NEED THE SLIDE SHOW SET UP IN TEN MINUTES, 280 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,772 BUT I CAN'T FIND THE A/V STUFF ANYWHERE. 281 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,040 MELINDA, I AM ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU 282 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,643 WE HAVE STAFF ON IT RIGHT NOW. 283 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:19,012 OH THANK GOD... 284 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,047 KYLE! 285 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:23,751 CHARDONNAY, PRONTO. 286 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,018 FOUR OUNCES. YEP. 287 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,721 THERE YOU GO. MADAME COORDINATOR. 288 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:28,889 THAT'S QUITE A STAFF. 289 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,023 THEY WEREN'T ALWAYS. 290 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:33,861 BUT WITH BENCHMARKS, CLEAR-CUT DELIVERABLES, 291 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:34,962 THEY'RE GETTING THERE. 292 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,063 GOD, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 293 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,330 I'VE GOT THIRTY PEOPLE IN MY DEPARTMENT, 294 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,866 IT'S LIKE HERDING CATS. 295 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,333 OH MY GOODNESS. 296 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,236 (GULPING WINE) OKAY. 297 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,938 WISH ME LUCK. 298 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,273 LIKE YOU NEED IT. 299 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,307 GOOD LUCK. 300 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,776 STOP IT. 301 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,348 HELLO, COUGARS! 302 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,284 "HOW WE GONNA DO IT?" 303 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:01,889 "COUGAR-STYLE." 304 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,224 OH MAN. 305 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,658 HENRY, THIS IS DONNIE, 306 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,061 THIS IS RON'S BEST FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 307 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,797 HE WOULD LIKE A DRINK. 308 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,231 YOU'N BLUTO, HUH? 309 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,033 HE TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT DAY? 310 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,234 DAY? 311 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,904 I THOUGHT IT WAS A NICKNAME,' CAUSE HE WAS FUN-- 312 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:19,807 NAH, BLUTO WAS FROM SENIOR FLING. 313 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,408 IT WAS CLASSIC. 314 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:24,177 WE GOT THIS PARK FOR THE WHOLE CLASS FOR THE WEEKEND, 315 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:28,181 AND EVERYONE'S SUPER-PSYCHED, OKAY SUPER-PSYCHED. 316 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,083 YOU KNOW HOW BELUSHI CHUGS A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY 317 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,684 IN "ANIMAL HOUSE?" 318 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,355 SO, RON'S LIKE, HEY, I'M GONNA CHUG A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY TOO, 319 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,957 AND HE GETS HALFWAY THROUGH 320 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,159 AND JUST SPEWS AND GETS ALCOHOL POISONING 321 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,862 AND HAS TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL! 322 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,765 THEY HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE THING! 323 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,700 PEOPLE WERE FUCKIN' PISSED. 324 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,702 PEOPLE WERE FUCKIN' PISSED. 325 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:53,373 THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM BLUTO 'CAUSE OF THAT. 326 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:57,210 [ making noises ] 327 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,247 IT WAS FUCKIN' AMAZING. 328 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,781 TRIED IT MYSELF A FEW MONTHS BACK, BUT-- 329 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,917 I DON'T THINK IT CAN BE DONE. 330 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,922 THIS GUY LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS IN RESEDA. 331 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:12,059 THEIR GARAGE. I SEE. 332 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,861 HENRY IS THINKING ABOUT MOVING BACK HOME 333 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,129 WITH HIS MOMMY AND HIS DADDY TOO. 334 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,769 [ clapping ] 335 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:26,439 OKAY, STAY TUNED FOR "I REMEMBER ROLF HIGH." 336 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,244 RAVE REVIEWS, RAVE REVIEWS. 337 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,345 OH, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO FAINT. 338 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,346 AW YOU WERE PERFECT. 339 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,481 I NEED A GLASS OF SOMETHING. 340 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:39,352 WELL I HAVE JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. 341 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,787 AND THEN I WAS A RODEO CLOWN, 342 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,923 BUT I GOT HORNED IN THE SCROTUM AND THAT WAS THAT. 343 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,025 YEAH, I KNOW THE APPROXIMATE FEELING. 344 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,293 SO THEN I WAS JUST, LIKE, FUCK IT, 345 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,028 I'M MOVING BACK HOME. 346 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,163 AND HOW'S THAT WORKIN' OUT FOR YOU DONNIE? 347 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,000 WEIRD AT FIRST, YOU KNOW BUT, 348 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,767 I HAVE ROOM MATES WHO ARE MY PARENTS. 349 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,870 THEY NAG, BUT I GOT THE GARAGE. 350 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,805 YEAH THE GARAGE THAT DOES SOUNDS PRETTY IMPORTANT. 351 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,340 WILL YOU BE ENJOYING GARAGE ACCESS 352 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,774 AT YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE, HENRY? 353 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,044 YEAH BUT LIVING AT HOME IT'S BETTER 354 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,312 THAN JUST TREADING WATER. 355 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:06,980 YOU HAVE A SECURE BASE 356 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,449 TO RECONSIDER YOUR NEXT MOVE. RIGHT? 357 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,884 NEXT MOVE? 358 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,988 YEAH, FOR YOUR LIFE. 359 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,356 THIS IS MY LIFE. 360 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,192 DROOON! 361 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,493 HI, HI, HI, HI, RIGHT? 362 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,262 WE GONNA DO THIS SHIT OR WHAT? 363 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,298 DONNIE, WHEN YOU WERE RODEO CLOWNING? MM-HMM 364 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:31,571 DID ANY OF THE OTHER CLOWNS MAYBE, OH I DON'T KNOW, 365 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,340 ASK YOU TO STAY? 366 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,009 ED, MY DRINKING BUDDY. 367 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,911 HE WAS LIKE, "DUDE, WHO AM I GONNA DRINK WITH?" 368 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,346 AND WHAT'D YOU TELL ED? 369 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,848 I'M FUCKIN' BROKE AND I GOT HORNED IN THE BALLS, I'M OUT. 370 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,516 YEAH, BUT WOULD YOU'VE STAYED IF ED SAID HE 371 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,518 HAD PRETTY STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT YOU STAYING, 372 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,820 BUT HE KIND OF HAD A HARD TIME EXPRESSING THEM? 373 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,190 HE DID SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT, 374 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,260 I WAS LIKE, "DUDE." [ making a noise ] 375 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,995 WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE 376 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,096 AND THAT WAS STUPID BECAUSE 377 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,965 HE HAS A SMILE MAKEUP FROM THE CLOWN 378 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,432 SO THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL 379 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,068 CAN I TALK TO YOU IN THE BACK A SEC? 380 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,269 YEAH. 381 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,836 I SAID-- 382 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,239 HE AH-- YEAH THAT'S COOL JUST ASK ME A QUESTION AND WALK AWAY. 383 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,474 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 384 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,843 THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF. 385 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:15,115 IT'S A PERSONAL GIFT FROM DENNIS QUAID'S MANAGER'S LAWYER. 386 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,849 I DID HIS KID'S BAR MITZVAH. 387 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,451 WOW. 388 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,253 WHAT WAS DENNIS QUAID LIKE? 389 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,421 I DON'T KNOW. 390 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,457 BUT HIS MANAGER'S LAWYER'S KID IS AN ASSHOLE. 391 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,259 [ sighing ] 392 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,997 GOD, I FEEL RELAXED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE WEEKS. 393 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,064 NO KIDDING. 394 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,400 ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN? 395 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,002 WELL THAT'S THE IDEA, RIGHT? 396 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,538 BUT HEY, LET'S FACE IT, WE'RE GROWNUPS NOW. 397 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,141 SCARY! 398 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,643 GOD, TWENTY YEARS. 399 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,446 WE WERE SO YOUNG. 400 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,549 I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO BE THAT PERSON, YOU KNOW? 401 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,984 YEAH. 402 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,652 I THINK WHAT I WAS LIKE. 403 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:56,623 THIS AMBITIOUS ACHIEVER WHO WAS GOING TO BE A SENATOR 404 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,993 AND CHANGE THE WORLD. 405 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,195 YEAH, RIGHT? LIKE, WHO WAS THAT CRAZY KID 406 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,998 WITH THOSE DUMB IDEAS? 407 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,333 I WAS GOING TO COLLECT MORE FROGS 408 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:10,437 THAN ANYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD. 409 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:14,041 CLASS PRESIDENT, CLASS CLOWN. 410 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,177 AND YET NOW, WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT ARE WE. 411 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,978 IT'S LIKE A MOVIE. 412 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,048 IT'S LIKE, YOU GO TO YOUR REUNION 413 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:25,318 AND YOU'RE NOT LABELED ANYMORE. 414 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,521 AS THE GRIND OR THE DORK ANYMORE. GUILTY. 415 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,924 YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE, PEOPLE ARE MATURE 416 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,493 THEY SEE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE 417 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,063 AND YOU CAN CONNECT WITH PEOPLE 418 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,398 YOU CAN CONNECT WITH PEOPLE YOU NEVER CONNECTED WITH BEFORE 419 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,334 AND YOUR WHOLE LIFE CAN CHANGE IN ONE NIGHT. 420 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,935 EXACTLY! 421 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,337 YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT THE TEN YEAR 422 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,706 WOULD BE LIKE. 423 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,342 I HAD THIS FANTASY THAT 424 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,377 MARK DEFINO WOULD REALIZE 425 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,946 HE WAS IN LOVE WITH ME. 426 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,616 I MEAN, HE DIDN'T SHOW, SO-- 427 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,085 GOD! 428 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,222 WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN. 429 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,724 NO, HE WAS A "WON'T ATTEND." 430 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:12,432 WELL, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN WITH SOMEONE ELSE-- 431 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,502 ...COULD BEAT TERMINATOR, HE WOULD EAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT MACHINE. 432 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:18,305 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 433 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,107 WORKING...SIR. 434 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,642 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? I BETTER GET BACK. 435 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,111 SURE. 436 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,214 IDIOTS. 437 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:32,519 OH, OKAY, WE'RE IDIOTS. 438 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,020 I DON'T KNOW CASEY, 439 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:37,724 I'M JUST DRIFTING, WITH NOTHING. 440 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:41,394 AND A CASUAL HOOK-UP ARRANGEMENT IS 441 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,332 IT'S NICE BUT IT'S NOT QUITE ENOUGH FOR ME 442 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,467 TO BUILD A LIFE AROUND. 443 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:54,641 I MEAN-- 444 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,544 IF YOU WERE TO ASK ME TO STAY, 445 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,646 I'D-- 446 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,148 I MIGHT STAY. 447 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,356 OKAY, THEN STAY. 448 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,571 THE ZIGGER! 449 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,173 J. JIMMY. WHAT'S UP? 450 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,407 WHAT'S GOING ON? 451 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,747 MARK DEFINO. CORRECT. 452 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:39,652 YOU WERE LISTED AS A "WON'T ATTEND." 453 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:40,820 WILL YOU STAYING LONG? 454 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,455 I DON'T KNOW. HAPPENED TO BE IN TOWN, 455 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,056 I THOUGHT I'D SWING BY? 456 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,193 BECAUSE THEY CALLED AND YOUR HOUSE-- 457 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,327 RON, WE'VE GOT A SITUATION. 458 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,829 I KNOW-- THE MEN'S BATHROOM IS-- 459 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,602 MARK? MELINDA WEINTRAUB? 460 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,836 MARK WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT LEAVING 461 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,305 BECAUSE HIS HOUSE IS ON FIRE. 462 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,240 RON, WILL YOU CHECK THE MEN'S BATHROOM? 463 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,276 PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT THE STALL'S BLOCKED OR SOMETHING, 464 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,345 I HAVE TO DO THE "I REMEMBER" 465 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,714 SPEECH IS IN FIFTEEN MINUTES SO. 466 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,715 YES, OF COURSE. 467 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,617 I WILL GET ON THAT IMMEDIATELY, ROMAN! 468 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,252 THE BATHROOMS NEED SOME ATTENDANCE 469 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,221 THE MEN'S ROOM, SO TAKE CARE OF IT. 470 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,823 WELL YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF IT THEN. 471 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:20,860 WE'RE DONE HERE, BOSS. 472 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,530 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. PLEASE DON'T MOVE. 473 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,797 PLEASE DON'T MOVE. 474 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,669 SO MARK, WHAT'RE YOU UP TO? 475 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,571 RUNNING A VENTURE MARKETING FIRM, 476 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,440 DOING SOME HELI-SKIING. 477 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,213 OOW GOOD CASEY, I NEED YOU TO GO TO THE MEN'S ROOM 478 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,249 NOT NOW, RON. 479 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,916 WHAT HAPPENED TO RESPECT? 480 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,528 DONNIE? (OOGY) 481 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,598 IF IT ISN'T RON... 482 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,132 CAN YOU MOVE, BUDDY? 483 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,534 TOO MUCH SHRIMP AND BREW... 484 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,135 WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT OF THERE BUDDY, ALL RIGHT. 485 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,537 CLEAN YOURSELF UP AND COME OUTTA THERE. 486 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,839 BUDDY. I DON'T THINK YOU MEAN THAT. 487 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,277 OF COURSE I DO, OF COURSE I DO. 488 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,280 NO YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M TEAM LEADER, 489 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,516 FUCK DRON, FUCK MY HIGH SCHOOL BUDDY, 490 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,485 FUCK MY REUNION MEMORIES, FUCK IT!" 491 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,553 DONNIE, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 492 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,422 IT'S NOT TRUE. 493 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,924 LISTEN-- 494 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,193 MELINDA WEINTRAUB AND I HAVE A CONNECTION 495 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,261 WE MADE A CONNECTION TONIGHT. 496 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,829 WE MADE A CONNECTION. 497 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,431 YES. 498 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,766 I KNEW IT! AWE, I KNEW IT! 499 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,736 AWE THAT'S, GOD GEE-- 500 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:37,837 AT FIRST I WAS, LIKE, 501 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,307 WHY'S RON BEING A GRADE A DOUCHE? 502 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:45,512 BUT WEINTRAUB, I GET IT, SHE'S SINGLE 503 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,714 SHE'S MID-THIRTIES, YES SHE IS. 504 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:51,351 NICE-LOOKING BUT NOT HOT, RIGHT? INSECURE. 505 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:55,322 OH MY GOD THAT'S FISH IN A BARREL, DUDE. 506 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,623 DO IT. 507 00:20:56,723 --> 00:21:00,527 GET UP IN THAT, GET UP IN IT-- 508 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,194 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY 509 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,931 DONNIE STOP. STOP. 510 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:07,700 LISTEN-- 511 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,703 BUDDY, WHY DON'T YOU CLEAN YOURSELF UP 512 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,940 AND GET OUTTA THERE, OKAY? 513 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,508 I PROMISE TO COME OUT, 514 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:22,214 IF YOU PROMISE TO NAIL MELINDA WEINTRAUB. 515 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,917 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I PROMISE. 516 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,620 HEY, IT'LL BE LIKE A MOVIE. 517 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,591 YOU COULD SCORE ONE FOR THE LOSERS, ALL RIGHT? 518 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:35,328 OKAY, YOU'RE NOT A LOSER, JUST CLEAN YOURSELF UP, ALL RIGHT? 519 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,629 YOU GOT IT, ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 520 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:37,864 [ farting ] 521 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,733 WHERE'S MELINDA? WE'RE FIVE MINUTES AWAY 522 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,335 FROM THE "I REMEMBER" SPEECHES." 523 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,703 IT'S ON THE SCHEDULE. 524 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:03,423 OH, HEY, MELINDA, 525 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,392 THEY'RE STARTING THEIR SPEECHES 526 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,526 SO THEY NEED YOU FOR THE INTROS. 527 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:09,261 OH. OKAY, OKAY. 528 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,463 OKAY. 529 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,799 MARK, I'LL... 530 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:19,839 CRAZY NIGHT, HUH? 531 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,273 YEAH, YEAH. 532 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,942 THE SHIT PEOPLE GET INTO AFTER TWENTY YEARS, HUH. 533 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,378 YEAH, IT'S PRETTY WILD? 534 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:26,879 DID YOU SEE THAT GUY DON? 535 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:30,282 YEAH...I DID, THAT'S 536 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,884 AH SAD STUFF.. 537 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,053 STEVE SAID HE'S WAITERING HIS OWN REUNION. 538 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,556 HE THINKS PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE IMPRESSED BY IT, 539 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:39,058 IT'S HILARIOUS, EVERYONE'S JUST LAUGHING AT HIM. 540 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:43,430 YOU MEAN RON? 541 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,901 SHIT, I THOUGHT IT WAS THAT OTHER GUY, MAN I'M-- 542 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:10,423 [ clapping ] 543 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:15,662 THANK YOU...AND FINALLY JENA BARON 544 00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:20,500 WITH HER MEMORY OF A LEGENDARY DRILL-TEAM COMPETITION. 545 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,101 JENA, COME ON UP...! 546 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:28,608 ALL RIGHT, GO COUGARS, RIGHT, WHEW! 547 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,744 SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU HIT CONSTANCE WITH A CAR? 548 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:34,046 DAMN! BUT IT WAS A SMALL CAR. 549 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,381 AND I GAVE HER MY COPY 550 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:36,883 OF ZEN AND THE ART OF MOTORCYCLE MAINTENANCE, 551 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:39,552 WHICH BLEW HER MIND. OKAY. 552 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,621 HEY, HI. HEY. 553 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:44,724 IT SUCKS THAT AH HENRY HAS TO GO HOME. 554 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:45,925 LIVE WITH HIS PARENTS AND SHIT, RIGHT? 555 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,827 YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT HAPPENING. 556 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,596 HE'S GONNA STAY. 557 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:52,632 I KNEW IT, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 558 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:53,933 I GET TO KEEP MY TEN BUCKS. 559 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,702 WHEW! 560 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:58,638 HEY THERE PARDON ME. 561 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,873 OKAY, GOT IT. 562 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,208 TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 563 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,478 I KNEW IF WE DIDN'T PULL OFF THE ROUTINE OF OUR LIVES, 564 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:08,114 WE DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE OF ADVANCING TO REGIONAL'S. 565 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:12,519 BUT THAT AFTERNOON, THE GIRLS BROUGHT IT, BIG TIME-- 566 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:16,523 HEY, HEY, CLASSMATES, 567 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,692 I GOTTA A HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY FOR YA. 568 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:23,162 SOME OF YOU MAYBE REMEMBER ME AS BLUTO, 569 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:25,397 THANKS TO THE FACT I TRIED AND I FAILED 570 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:31,671 TO CHUG A BOTTLE OF BOOZE AND I RUINED SENIOR FLING. 571 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,906 WELL GUESS WHAT PEOPLE I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU, 572 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:36,108 I AM A NEW MAN. 573 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,977 I AM A SUCCESS NOW! 574 00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:12,645 WHOOOOOO!!! 575 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,914 DROOONNN! 576 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:18,050 * 577 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,859 I-- MEAN YOU MIGHT'VE TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED 578 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,495 BEFORE I FUCKED YOU. 579 00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:30,529 OH WOULD YOU'VE FUCKED ME 580 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:31,998 IF I TOLD YOU I WAS MARRIED FIRST? 581 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:32,999 [ car beeping ] 582 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:35,134 GOTTA SPLIT. GOOD SEEING YOU MELISSA. 583 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:41,073 JESUS! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS...? 584 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,563 HEY, RON. 585 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,901 HERE WE ARE AGAIN. 586 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,970 CLASS PRESIDENT AND THE CLASS CLOWN. 587 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:24,283 CALL 911, PLEASE! 588 00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:25,652 CALL AN AMBULANCE! 589 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:30,522 [ retching ] 590 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:32,191 CALL AN AMBULANCE! 591 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:35,594 [ continuing to retch ] 592 00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:37,897 CALL AN AMBULANCE! 593 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,199 CALL THEM NOW! [ moaning and groaning ] 594 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:43,335 * 595 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:53,612 * 596 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:03,656 * 597 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:13,632 * 598 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:23,676 * 599 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:30,883 * TREE