1 00:00:01,262 --> 00:00:04,032 [dance music playing over speakers] 2 00:00:04,232 --> 00:00:06,782 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:09,612 --> 00:00:12,282 Dude. New car? 4 00:00:12,472 --> 00:00:13,802 Certified pre-owned. 5 00:00:14,002 --> 00:00:15,062 Where'd you get the money for it? 6 00:00:15,262 --> 00:00:17,582 I have a prestigious vlog, 7 00:00:17,782 --> 00:00:19,152 and I'm monetized on YouTube. 8 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:20,632 Yeah, over the years, I've built 9 00:00:20,832 --> 00:00:22,552 a loyal audience of sci-fi enthusiasts 10 00:00:22,752 --> 00:00:24,372 and intellectual sophisticates. 11 00:00:24,572 --> 00:00:26,862 I admit it lacks the glamour of dancing in a bathroom. 12 00:00:27,052 --> 00:00:27,892 One million views. 13 00:00:30,332 --> 00:00:32,432 A million people watched that? 14 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:34,382 And I just secured my first sponsored content deal. 15 00:00:34,582 --> 00:00:37,472 Soon I'll be buying my own certified new car. 16 00:00:37,672 --> 00:00:39,392 Chump move. 17 00:00:39,592 --> 00:00:41,612 You lose 10% as soon as you drive it off the lot. 18 00:00:41,812 --> 00:00:42,682 All right, then I'll just buy a new one. 19 00:00:42,872 --> 00:00:44,442 The same thing'll happen. 20 00:00:44,642 --> 00:00:45,742 And then I'll get a new one. 21 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:48,042 - [belts squealing] - [Roman] What? 22 00:00:52,832 --> 00:00:55,362 Oh, hey, when the lights say "check engine," 23 00:00:55,562 --> 00:00:57,152 is that serious, or is it just, like, a reminder, 24 00:00:57,352 --> 00:00:58,892 like "call your mother"? 25 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:00,192 Jesus, that's sad. 26 00:01:00,392 --> 00:01:02,152 That'll never be me. 27 00:01:02,352 --> 00:01:03,762 [Howard] Nice, guys, nice. 28 00:01:03,962 --> 00:01:05,282 Make sure it's nice and crisp. 29 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,902 Oh, that goes by the bathrooms, yeah? 30 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,852 Evie, hi. Uh, how are you? 31 00:01:11,502 --> 00:01:13,862 Uh, good, just, uh, you know, 32 00:01:14,062 --> 00:01:15,122 working in the Valley. 33 00:01:15,322 --> 00:01:16,332 Um, so-- 34 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,972 Well, I also had a, uh-- 35 00:01:20,172 --> 00:01:22,172 a nice time last night. 36 00:01:22,372 --> 00:01:24,172 - I-- - Cool, you had sex. 37 00:01:24,372 --> 00:01:25,222 - Oh, Jesus. - [Roman] Henry had sex, 38 00:01:25,422 --> 00:01:26,962 everyone, just so you know. 39 00:01:27,162 --> 00:01:28,792 - Oh, whoa. - Excuse me. Excuse me. 40 00:01:28,992 --> 00:01:30,402 - [Roman] Nice to meet you. - Sorry. 41 00:01:30,602 --> 00:01:31,442 [Henry] I know we've only gone out a few times, 42 00:01:31,642 --> 00:01:33,142 but I have to ask a favor. 43 00:01:33,342 --> 00:01:35,662 Um, okay. 44 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:36,882 The kids are supposed to strike set today, 45 00:01:37,082 --> 00:01:38,882 but I forgot to give them the theater key, 46 00:01:39,082 --> 00:01:41,322 so one of them's coming by to pick it up, 47 00:01:41,522 --> 00:01:43,282 but I left my keys at yours, 48 00:01:43,482 --> 00:01:45,582 and yes, it has been that kind of day. 49 00:01:47,102 --> 00:01:48,982 That would be great. 50 00:01:49,182 --> 00:01:50,852 I am meeting her across the street at two, 51 00:01:51,052 --> 00:01:52,462 so how about quarter till, 52 00:01:52,662 --> 00:01:54,022 burger place at Third and Flower? 53 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,812 Thank you. I owe you one. 54 00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:01,082 " 'Tis Pity She's a Whore." 55 00:02:01,282 --> 00:02:02,582 Sepulveda Basin High School play. 56 00:02:02,782 --> 00:02:03,822 I love Shakespeare. 57 00:02:04,022 --> 00:02:05,432 That is not Shakespeare. John Ford. 58 00:02:05,632 --> 00:02:06,982 Eh, it's all weird like Shakespeare. 59 00:02:07,182 --> 00:02:08,632 That was the style back then. 60 00:02:08,832 --> 00:02:10,262 Wait, do you know Shakespeare? 61 00:02:10,462 --> 00:02:11,742 - A little. Why? - [Kyle] It's just, 62 00:02:11,942 --> 00:02:13,052 I haven't heard on my Lost Boyscallback, 63 00:02:13,252 --> 00:02:14,402 and I need a backup, 64 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:15,702 so I got this audition 65 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,602 for an edgy Shakespeare adaptation, 66 00:02:17,802 --> 00:02:18,862 but it's tomorrow, 67 00:02:19,062 --> 00:02:20,102 and I totally don't know Shakespeare. 68 00:02:20,302 --> 00:02:21,882 Like, what even language is this? 69 00:02:22,082 --> 00:02:23,172 What's "exeunt"? 70 00:02:23,372 --> 00:02:25,502 Well, I actually got this, 71 00:02:25,692 --> 00:02:26,802 but you have to give it back. 72 00:02:27,002 --> 00:02:27,952 It's the teacher's edition. 73 00:02:28,152 --> 00:02:29,042 Okay? 74 00:02:29,242 --> 00:02:30,942 Dude! Yes! 75 00:02:31,132 --> 00:02:33,072 Thank you. 76 00:02:33,272 --> 00:02:34,592 - So what play is it? - Othello. 77 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:35,772 What role are you up for? 78 00:02:35,972 --> 00:02:37,812 - Othello. - Othello? 79 00:02:38,012 --> 00:02:39,142 Yeah. He's, like, the main guy, right? 80 00:02:39,342 --> 00:02:41,362 [Henry] Well, yeah, but blackface 81 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:44,432 is now considered a little... racist. 82 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,042 No, that's the edgy part. They flipped it. 83 00:02:46,242 --> 00:02:48,472 Everybody else is Black. Othello is white. 84 00:02:48,672 --> 00:02:49,632 That's why it's not racist. 85 00:02:49,832 --> 00:02:51,522 Uh... 86 00:02:51,722 --> 00:02:53,072 Right? 87 00:02:53,272 --> 00:02:55,292 I think it universalizes a flawed play. 88 00:02:55,492 --> 00:02:57,772 Like, is prejudice only experienced 89 00:02:57,972 --> 00:02:59,302 by Black people? 90 00:03:00,042 --> 00:03:01,752 I was a victim of racial prejudice. 91 00:03:01,952 --> 00:03:05,792 Ah! A Black woman threw his bike into a river. 92 00:03:06,702 --> 00:03:08,762 Now, did William Woke-speare write a play about that? 93 00:03:08,962 --> 00:03:10,192 Food for thought. 94 00:03:10,392 --> 00:03:12,002 [Kyle] Yeah. Thank you. 95 00:03:12,202 --> 00:03:13,272 The fuck is this event? 96 00:03:15,712 --> 00:03:17,852 "Restoring national greatness"? 97 00:03:18,052 --> 00:03:19,272 [Kyle] What's "globalists"? 98 00:03:19,472 --> 00:03:21,772 Guys, it's Kyle's old pals. 99 00:03:21,972 --> 00:03:23,152 Fucking Nazis. 100 00:03:25,502 --> 00:03:27,382 [Kyle] They're not my pals. 101 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:30,232 [upbeat jazzy music plays] 102 00:03:30,432 --> 00:03:33,162 ♪ ♪ 103 00:03:37,562 --> 00:03:40,312 I can't believe you took a job working for Nazis! 104 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,182 They're not actual Nazis. 105 00:03:42,382 --> 00:03:43,622 Well, they're not not Nazis. 106 00:03:43,822 --> 00:03:46,012 - Do you have no morals? - [Ron] Morals? 107 00:03:46,212 --> 00:03:47,492 What does that have to do with anything, okay? 108 00:03:47,692 --> 00:03:49,602 This is just business. 109 00:03:49,802 --> 00:03:51,282 Okay, okay, bookings have been dead, all right, 110 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:52,672 and I'm behind on payments, 111 00:03:52,872 --> 00:03:53,892 and if I don't pay on Monday, 112 00:03:54,092 --> 00:03:55,452 they're gonna repossess my van. 113 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:56,632 All right? 114 00:03:56,832 --> 00:03:59,152 So can we just do the gig, 115 00:03:59,352 --> 00:04:01,372 get paid, forget about it, and move on? 116 00:04:01,572 --> 00:04:03,072 Can we do that? 117 00:04:03,272 --> 00:04:05,682 I can't believe you took a job working for Nazis! 118 00:04:05,882 --> 00:04:06,812 Lucy, you've told me five times in a row, 119 00:04:07,012 --> 00:04:07,992 so if you wanna go out and protest, 120 00:04:08,192 --> 00:04:09,342 then feel free, all right? 121 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:10,732 Otherwise, can we just hold our noses 122 00:04:10,932 --> 00:04:12,822 and work for the Nazis? 123 00:04:13,022 --> 00:04:14,132 Henry, you're cool with this, right? 124 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,522 I mean, it's just business, right, Henry? 125 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:17,302 No, but now I guess 126 00:04:17,502 --> 00:04:19,352 I have to fix my car, so... 127 00:04:19,552 --> 00:04:21,482 Oh, so you're cool working for Nazis? 128 00:04:21,682 --> 00:04:24,002 No, but I--you know, I'll provide poor service. 129 00:04:24,202 --> 00:04:25,622 Well, Nazis or not, I mean, 130 00:04:25,812 --> 00:04:27,232 I'd like to snag some referrals. 131 00:04:27,432 --> 00:04:29,532 For the record, we are not Nazis. 132 00:04:29,732 --> 00:04:31,472 Oh, no. Oh, Mr. Gluberd, 133 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,362 you're--um, um, no. 134 00:04:33,562 --> 00:04:36,432 Uh, we-we were saying, um, uh, uh, uh, 135 00:04:36,632 --> 00:04:37,762 "nosies." 136 00:04:37,962 --> 00:04:39,982 [laughs] Hi. I'm Stuart. 137 00:04:40,182 --> 00:04:41,542 I am the founder and president 138 00:04:41,742 --> 00:04:43,242 of Policy Ideas 2 Action, 139 00:04:43,442 --> 00:04:45,442 and this is the PI2A Symposium, 140 00:04:45,642 --> 00:04:46,922 not the pizza symposium, 141 00:04:47,122 --> 00:04:48,252 like some people are misreading 142 00:04:48,452 --> 00:04:50,642 due to a careless font choice. 143 00:04:50,842 --> 00:04:51,662 You may not have heard of us, 144 00:04:51,862 --> 00:04:54,252 but... you will. 145 00:04:54,452 --> 00:04:55,862 We're not Fox News ranting heads. 146 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:58,432 We're not fascist goons like the Rowdy Boys. 147 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,522 We are a new group building a conservative politics 148 00:05:00,722 --> 00:05:02,652 based on open-minded, good-faith debate 149 00:05:02,852 --> 00:05:04,392 in an open marketplace of ideas. 150 00:05:04,592 --> 00:05:06,722 [Ron] Oh, see? Open marketplace of ideas. 151 00:05:06,922 --> 00:05:07,702 That sounds good to me. Uh-- 152 00:05:07,902 --> 00:05:09,182 [Stuart] Give us a chance. 153 00:05:09,382 --> 00:05:10,312 What you hear might surprise you. 154 00:05:10,512 --> 00:05:13,622 State-run universal health care, 155 00:05:13,822 --> 00:05:17,232 ambitious, well-funded national infrastructure... 156 00:05:17,432 --> 00:05:19,172 - Yeah. - ...and high civic engagement. 157 00:05:19,372 --> 00:05:20,972 [Kyle] Oh, yeah. 158 00:05:21,172 --> 00:05:23,062 What do you think, liberals? Sounds pretty good. 159 00:05:23,262 --> 00:05:24,502 - [chuckling] Yeah. - [Dermott] Welcome 160 00:05:24,702 --> 00:05:25,722 to Hitler's Germany. 161 00:05:25,922 --> 00:05:28,502 [applause] 162 00:05:28,702 --> 00:05:31,072 [indistinct chatter] 163 00:05:31,272 --> 00:05:33,122 Stuart, can you not see the absurdity 164 00:05:33,322 --> 00:05:34,772 of what you're asking? 165 00:05:34,972 --> 00:05:36,642 I come to your supposed marketplace of ideas, 166 00:05:36,842 --> 00:05:38,452 where you then suggest I censor 167 00:05:38,652 --> 00:05:41,042 the very ideas I brought to said marketplace. 168 00:05:41,242 --> 00:05:42,872 What is--what is the herb I'm tasting? 169 00:05:43,072 --> 00:05:44,262 I just hold the tray. 170 00:05:44,462 --> 00:05:45,092 - [Stuart] Okay, look, look. - Sublime. 171 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:46,512 A salute to your chef. 172 00:05:47,732 --> 00:05:48,832 [Stuart] Dermott, all I ask 173 00:05:49,032 --> 00:05:50,482 is, if you could, for once, 174 00:05:50,682 --> 00:05:51,882 not bring up Hitler. 175 00:05:52,072 --> 00:05:53,222 He gets a bad rap! 176 00:05:53,422 --> 00:05:54,572 What if we only ever talked 177 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:56,382 about the worst thing you ever did? 178 00:05:56,582 --> 00:05:59,062 If we want to grow, we have to think about optics. 179 00:05:59,262 --> 00:06:01,062 We ignore everything you've done for Western ideals 180 00:06:01,262 --> 00:06:03,152 and instead just talk about when you peed in a cup 181 00:06:03,352 --> 00:06:04,842 at a Dodgers game and spilled it on a little girl? 182 00:06:07,752 --> 00:06:10,132 I didn't say I won't pay alimony. 183 00:06:10,332 --> 00:06:11,632 - I'm just asking-- - [Stuart] My point is, 184 00:06:11,832 --> 00:06:14,162 to grow and achieve the goal of national influence, 185 00:06:14,362 --> 00:06:16,122 we must project a positive image. 186 00:06:16,322 --> 00:06:18,862 Constantly bringing up Hitler doesn't help. 187 00:06:19,062 --> 00:06:20,192 [Henry] I gotta go. 188 00:06:20,392 --> 00:06:21,252 I'm at the job I took to pay alimony, 189 00:06:21,452 --> 00:06:22,432 by the wa-- 190 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:23,692 Jesus. 191 00:06:23,892 --> 00:06:26,912 Martini with your finest gin. 192 00:06:27,112 --> 00:06:28,392 You know who didn't care about his image? 193 00:06:28,592 --> 00:06:29,522 - Please don't say Hitler. - Hitler. 194 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:30,962 [Stuart] And you're wrong. 195 00:06:31,162 --> 00:06:31,872 He did have some misguided policies, 196 00:06:32,072 --> 00:06:33,482 but Hitler understood optics 197 00:06:33,682 --> 00:06:35,312 as a key part of growing an organization. 198 00:06:35,512 --> 00:06:37,052 - Hmm. - [Henry] Martini 199 00:06:37,252 --> 00:06:38,392 with our only gin. 200 00:06:39,742 --> 00:06:41,882 Well, as a major donor, 201 00:06:42,082 --> 00:06:44,832 I'm glad to see you're coming around on Hitler. 202 00:06:46,312 --> 00:06:47,492 Sprite, no ice. 203 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,402 - I said no ice. - Oh. 204 00:06:52,062 --> 00:06:53,282 Sorry. One of those days. 205 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:55,742 Your ex-wife? 206 00:06:55,942 --> 00:06:56,902 Yeah. 207 00:06:57,102 --> 00:06:59,092 I feel your pain. 208 00:06:59,292 --> 00:07:01,162 As a champion of the traditional family, 209 00:07:01,362 --> 00:07:03,692 it is not easy shelling out half my income 210 00:07:03,892 --> 00:07:05,512 so my ex can take a white wine 211 00:07:05,712 --> 00:07:07,172 life drawing class with her friend Peg. 212 00:07:07,372 --> 00:07:08,822 Oh, well, I appreciate that. 213 00:07:09,022 --> 00:07:10,262 [Stuart] Wish she could see this. 214 00:07:10,462 --> 00:07:12,352 Seaver Hamlin at the symposium 215 00:07:12,552 --> 00:07:13,872 that she said I could never make happen. 216 00:07:14,072 --> 00:07:15,122 Seaver Hamlin? 217 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:18,092 Founder of Fresh Start USA? 218 00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:19,962 Fox News correspondent? 219 00:07:20,162 --> 00:07:21,312 Not the deepest political thinker 220 00:07:21,512 --> 00:07:23,342 but very famous, with a mass audience. 221 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:25,102 The key middle step in my three-part plan 222 00:07:25,302 --> 00:07:26,172 to platform our agenda: 223 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:27,712 evolve in the idea space, 224 00:07:27,912 --> 00:07:29,322 spread through the media to the public sphere, 225 00:07:29,522 --> 00:07:30,582 where it then enters the lexicon 226 00:07:30,782 --> 00:07:32,372 of the common man, like yourself, 227 00:07:32,572 --> 00:07:34,672 and voilà, we are a key player 228 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:36,412 in the national political conversation. 229 00:07:36,612 --> 00:07:37,942 Cool. 230 00:07:38,142 --> 00:07:39,072 Could be a bigger turnout, 231 00:07:39,272 --> 00:07:41,812 but... it's a start. 232 00:07:42,012 --> 00:07:44,202 Big things have small beginnings. 233 00:07:45,072 --> 00:07:46,712 David, 234 00:07:46,912 --> 00:07:48,272 played by Michael Fassbender in Prometheus. 235 00:07:48,472 --> 00:07:49,782 Ah. 236 00:07:49,982 --> 00:07:52,472 Mr. Gluberd, you should see this. 237 00:07:54,602 --> 00:07:55,742 New beginnings. 238 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,132 Wish us luck. 239 00:07:57,332 --> 00:07:58,042 [Henry chuckles dryly] 240 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,352 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. 241 00:08:02,552 --> 00:08:03,832 [protesters] We don't wanna see no Nazis. 242 00:08:04,032 --> 00:08:05,312 [Stuart] Ah, look at these clowns. 243 00:08:05,512 --> 00:08:06,362 [protester] Nazis, go home! 244 00:08:06,562 --> 00:08:08,532 Well, I guess the news is out. 245 00:08:08,732 --> 00:08:10,542 There's a new big, bad conservative group in town. 246 00:08:10,742 --> 00:08:11,912 [laughs] 247 00:08:12,112 --> 00:08:13,452 Have Rhonda grab her phone. 248 00:08:13,652 --> 00:08:15,452 [Ron] Lucy, you can't do this! 249 00:08:15,652 --> 00:08:17,562 I can't let Nazis ingest and absorb 250 00:08:17,762 --> 00:08:19,412 into the cells of their Nazi bodies 251 00:08:19,612 --> 00:08:20,722 something that I created 252 00:08:20,922 --> 00:08:22,112 in a spirit of truth and compassion. 253 00:08:22,312 --> 00:08:23,242 I can't let you. 254 00:08:23,442 --> 00:08:24,462 No, you can't let me. 255 00:08:24,662 --> 00:08:26,252 You can't let me. I own the company. 256 00:08:26,452 --> 00:08:27,732 I let me! 257 00:08:27,932 --> 00:08:29,772 I made this! That's ownership. 258 00:08:29,972 --> 00:08:31,862 No, this is ownership! 259 00:08:32,062 --> 00:08:33,822 Kyle, take these and circulate them. 260 00:08:34,022 --> 00:08:35,212 Sorry, Ron. 261 00:08:35,412 --> 00:08:36,672 My conscience just won't allow it. 262 00:08:36,872 --> 00:08:38,172 Per your comment earlier, 263 00:08:38,372 --> 00:08:39,482 I will be protesting this event. 264 00:08:39,682 --> 00:08:40,952 I'm sorry. I have no choice. 265 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,952 [Ron] Just--[sighs] 266 00:08:46,132 --> 00:08:47,262 Damn it. 267 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,592 Damn it. 268 00:09:06,792 --> 00:09:07,812 [protesters] Fight! Fight! 269 00:09:08,012 --> 00:09:09,382 Fight the alt-right! 270 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:10,942 - [Proton] What's up? - [protesters] Fight! Fight! 271 00:09:11,142 --> 00:09:13,212 - Fight the alt-right! - Yes! 272 00:09:13,412 --> 00:09:14,432 - Fuck is this? - [Kyle] Hey, I-I just wanted 273 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:15,822 to say, uh, we are not down 274 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,412 with what is up in there. 275 00:09:17,612 --> 00:09:19,342 Me especially, not down with Nazis. 276 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:20,302 I came to show my support. 277 00:09:20,502 --> 00:09:21,592 Um, yeah, I'll just, like, 278 00:09:21,782 --> 00:09:22,912 yell stuff or do some hand gestures. 279 00:09:23,112 --> 00:09:24,632 Um, I'll be over there, 280 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:25,952 and, uh, do your thing. 281 00:09:27,212 --> 00:09:28,612 [protester] Hey! 282 00:09:28,812 --> 00:09:31,512 [protesters booing] 283 00:09:31,712 --> 00:09:32,842 Okay. 284 00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:35,052 [protesters jeering] 285 00:09:35,252 --> 00:09:37,272 Hello. Hello. 286 00:09:37,472 --> 00:09:38,582 Okay, hello. 287 00:09:38,782 --> 00:09:40,502 I just wanted to come out 288 00:09:40,692 --> 00:09:42,582 and say that we appreciate you exercising 289 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:44,372 your freedom of expression, 290 00:09:44,572 --> 00:09:46,172 which we also support wholeheartedly. 291 00:09:46,372 --> 00:09:47,592 [Proton] Yeah, we believe that. 292 00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:49,682 I know we have our disagreements. 293 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:50,742 [protester] More than that, brother. 294 00:09:50,942 --> 00:09:53,122 I support your right to free speech 295 00:09:53,322 --> 00:09:55,812 and encourage the spirit of open debate-- 296 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,122 - [Proton] Debate this! - Okay. 297 00:09:57,322 --> 00:09:58,732 [Proton] We don't care what you think. 298 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,522 Fuck you, and fuck free speech! 299 00:10:01,722 --> 00:10:03,392 - [Stuart] Okay. Oh. - [Proton] Fuck you! 300 00:10:03,592 --> 00:10:05,042 [protesters] Fuck free speech! Fuck you! 301 00:10:05,242 --> 00:10:06,702 And if you're going to-- 302 00:10:06,892 --> 00:10:07,812 [protesters] Fuck free speech! Fuck you! 303 00:10:08,002 --> 00:10:09,262 Fuck free speech! 304 00:10:09,462 --> 00:10:12,482 [protester] Get out of here! Yeah! 305 00:10:12,682 --> 00:10:14,832 [Proton] Fuck you! Fuck free speech! 306 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:17,532 [protesters] Fuck you! Fuck free speech! 307 00:10:17,732 --> 00:10:19,272 [Sackson] Okay, I need something 308 00:10:19,472 --> 00:10:21,842 that's gonna give me the ginkgo biloba I crave 309 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:24,782 and nano-lytes for peak brain speed. 310 00:10:24,982 --> 00:10:25,882 You just shake it up, and it's ready. 311 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:30,752 Mmm! 312 00:10:33,192 --> 00:10:35,902 WhamBatChu. Think fast. 313 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,682 - Wow! - [phone chimes] 314 00:10:37,882 --> 00:10:39,512 Yes. 315 00:10:39,712 --> 00:10:41,822 So they pay you to video yourself 316 00:10:42,022 --> 00:10:43,322 consuming that. 317 00:10:43,522 --> 00:10:44,732 Right, sponcon, sponsored content. 318 00:10:44,932 --> 00:10:46,472 - And what is it? - WhamBatChu. 319 00:10:46,672 --> 00:10:47,872 - Which is? - I don't know. 320 00:10:48,072 --> 00:10:49,482 Cool. 321 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:52,392 Hey, uh, can you grab the bar for a sec? 322 00:10:52,592 --> 00:10:53,612 Oh, are you quitting? 323 00:10:53,812 --> 00:10:54,962 I wish. 324 00:10:55,162 --> 00:10:56,052 Hey, hey. Excuse me. 325 00:10:56,252 --> 00:10:57,142 I was wondering if you could 326 00:10:57,342 --> 00:10:58,182 help me out a little bit here. 327 00:10:58,382 --> 00:10:59,772 I'm an actor... [laughs] 328 00:10:59,972 --> 00:11:01,232 ...and I have a big audition tomorrow, 329 00:11:01,432 --> 00:11:02,512 and I really could use someone's help 330 00:11:02,712 --> 00:11:03,972 to run lines with me, so I was wondering... 331 00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:05,932 Like, a real Hollywood actor? 332 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:07,522 That's me. I was wondering maybe... 333 00:11:07,722 --> 00:11:08,412 - You guys. - [Kyle] ...you could-- 334 00:11:08,612 --> 00:11:09,982 [Tully] Check it out. 335 00:11:10,182 --> 00:11:11,982 We've got ourselves a real Hollywood actor. 336 00:11:12,182 --> 00:11:13,412 How's it going? What's up? 337 00:11:13,612 --> 00:11:14,502 That's hilarious. 338 00:11:14,702 --> 00:11:15,982 No, no, no, seriously. 339 00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:18,382 I-I was in Hardier Boys, OC: The Return. 340 00:11:18,572 --> 00:11:19,752 I was Bohdi. 341 00:11:19,952 --> 00:11:21,712 And now you're in a protest? 342 00:11:21,902 --> 00:11:23,602 - Yep. - Typical Hollywood liberal. 343 00:11:23,802 --> 00:11:24,992 Exactly. [chuckles] 344 00:11:25,192 --> 00:11:26,412 No, it's a-- it's a disparaging term. 345 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,562 How? I'm totally liberal, 346 00:11:28,762 --> 00:11:30,652 and I am definitely Hollywood, so-- 347 00:11:30,852 --> 00:11:33,372 Hollywood like superficial, like just for show. 348 00:11:33,572 --> 00:11:35,242 Virtue signaling without actually contributing 349 00:11:35,442 --> 00:11:36,462 anything meaningful. 350 00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,612 No, I-I'm against Nazis. 351 00:11:38,812 --> 00:11:40,752 I put out two anti-Nazi videos on Insta. 352 00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:42,492 Oh, but you have an audition? 353 00:11:42,692 --> 00:11:43,652 Yeah, for Othello. 354 00:11:45,262 --> 00:11:47,612 Uh, one of the main parts in that. 355 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,042 You know what? 356 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:51,452 Fighting Nazis is more important. 357 00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:52,982 Let's chant, baby. 358 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,152 Hey, hey! 359 00:11:54,352 --> 00:11:55,722 Ho, ho! 360 00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:58,232 Nazi shit has got to go! Right? 361 00:11:59,842 --> 00:12:00,802 [sighs] 362 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:06,532 Hey, Evie. Just checking on an ETA. 363 00:12:06,732 --> 00:12:08,902 The kids'll be here in ten minutes. 364 00:12:09,102 --> 00:12:10,712 I was hoping to do the keys before they show up. 365 00:12:10,912 --> 00:12:11,992 [Cloris] Mr. Pollard? 366 00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:15,352 Uh, Cloris. You're early. 367 00:12:15,542 --> 00:12:17,042 And Riley. 368 00:12:17,242 --> 00:12:18,872 So the key? 369 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,662 Well, I-I-I don't have it yet. 370 00:12:20,852 --> 00:12:22,742 You're early. Uh, just sit there. 371 00:12:26,042 --> 00:12:27,402 - Hi. - [Evie] Hi. 372 00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:29,322 - Thank you for meeting me. - Sure. But why here? 373 00:12:29,522 --> 00:12:30,882 Aren't you working across the street? 374 00:12:31,082 --> 00:12:32,192 Well, they don't know I have this job, 375 00:12:32,392 --> 00:12:33,972 and I barely have any authority over them anyway, 376 00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:35,662 and they're just vicious. They're-- 377 00:12:40,362 --> 00:12:41,312 - Hi. - Hi. 378 00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:42,632 I wanted to say 379 00:12:42,832 --> 00:12:44,462 I had a really nice time this weekend. 380 00:12:44,662 --> 00:12:47,162 - [Henry] Yeah. - Oh, look. Children. 381 00:12:47,362 --> 00:12:48,772 Jesus. I thought they were over there. 382 00:12:48,972 --> 00:12:50,322 Didn't I say be over there? 383 00:12:50,512 --> 00:12:51,562 It's not school. It's real life. 384 00:12:51,752 --> 00:12:52,902 You can't order us around. 385 00:12:53,102 --> 00:12:54,602 Uh, okay. 386 00:12:54,802 --> 00:12:57,432 Evie, this is Riley and Cloris, 387 00:12:57,632 --> 00:12:59,022 and they are here early for the theater keys. 388 00:12:59,222 --> 00:13:00,932 Oh, so you're in the play. 389 00:13:01,132 --> 00:13:03,002 I'm Annabella, the female lead. 390 00:13:03,202 --> 00:13:04,522 I hook up with my brother, and he murders me 391 00:13:04,722 --> 00:13:05,872 and rips out my heart. 392 00:13:06,072 --> 00:13:07,792 - Gross. - And I'm the bad guy. 393 00:13:07,992 --> 00:13:09,272 The brother's not the bad guy? 394 00:13:09,472 --> 00:13:11,232 No. It's very complicated morally. 395 00:13:11,432 --> 00:13:12,382 Wow, this is the play you picked. 396 00:13:12,582 --> 00:13:14,302 Uh, it is what I inherited 397 00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:17,762 from the shit-stirring old hippie who I replaced. 398 00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:20,152 You must be learning a lot. Henry's a terrific actor. 399 00:13:20,352 --> 00:13:22,592 Really? Like a professional actor? 400 00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:23,962 You never told us that. 401 00:13:24,162 --> 00:13:25,892 You got, like, an agent and a manager? 402 00:13:26,092 --> 00:13:27,202 - Were you in anything? - [Henry] Not really. 403 00:13:27,402 --> 00:13:28,682 [Cloris] Well, obviously not a ton of stuff, 404 00:13:28,882 --> 00:13:29,902 or he wouldn't be teaching at Basin. 405 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:32,032 Okay. Evie, do you have those keys? 406 00:13:32,232 --> 00:13:34,252 - Uh-- - Yeah. 407 00:13:34,452 --> 00:13:35,602 - Great. - [phone chimes] 408 00:13:35,802 --> 00:13:36,642 So not really anything. 409 00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:39,732 Well, some films, TV, 410 00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:40,932 and, you know, "Are we having fun yet?" 411 00:13:41,132 --> 00:13:42,452 [both chuckle] 412 00:13:42,652 --> 00:13:44,392 - [gasps] That's you? - [Henry] Okay. 413 00:13:44,592 --> 00:13:46,182 This here's the key. You are good to go. 414 00:13:46,372 --> 00:13:48,052 And I need to get back to my errands, okay? 415 00:13:48,252 --> 00:13:50,272 - Actually, Mr. Pollard-- - No. Guys, I gotta go. 416 00:13:50,472 --> 00:13:52,222 Really gotta go. 417 00:13:52,422 --> 00:13:55,142 All right? Thank you. Bye. 418 00:13:55,342 --> 00:13:55,922 - See you soon. - [Evie] Break legs. 419 00:13:56,122 --> 00:13:57,492 I'm so sorry. 420 00:13:57,692 --> 00:13:58,932 I don't know what to do with kids that age. 421 00:13:59,132 --> 00:13:59,952 - What are they? - [Henry] No one knows. 422 00:14:00,152 --> 00:14:01,062 It's--they're animals. 423 00:14:01,262 --> 00:14:02,632 Did they not know you used to act? 424 00:14:02,832 --> 00:14:04,372 Was I not supposed to say? 425 00:14:04,572 --> 00:14:06,242 No, whatever. It's fine. Now they know, right? 426 00:14:06,442 --> 00:14:07,542 [Evie] Mm. 427 00:14:07,742 --> 00:14:08,982 Uh, look, I wish I didn't have to, 428 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,332 but I really gotta run. 429 00:14:10,532 --> 00:14:11,792 It's just a crap day. 430 00:14:11,992 --> 00:14:13,122 Oh, it's fine. 431 00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:14,632 I-I just wanted to... 432 00:14:16,592 --> 00:14:17,992 Never mind. Call me later. 433 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:18,942 Okay. 434 00:14:20,502 --> 00:14:21,732 - [protesters] Fuck you! - No. 435 00:14:21,932 --> 00:14:23,602 [protesters] Fuck free speech! Fuck you! 436 00:14:23,802 --> 00:14:26,222 Jesus. God. This is so annoying! 437 00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:27,702 [Sackson] What is? 438 00:14:27,892 --> 00:14:30,052 Oh, um... [sniffles] 439 00:14:30,242 --> 00:14:32,262 ...did you see the protesters outside? 440 00:14:32,462 --> 00:14:33,612 Yeah. It's all over Twitter. 441 00:14:33,812 --> 00:14:35,012 It's just painful 442 00:14:35,212 --> 00:14:37,292 when people I agree with look stupid. 443 00:14:37,492 --> 00:14:38,552 Yeah, you know you're not doing it right 444 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,012 when the Nazis look reasonable 445 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,322 and everybody's rooting for the Rowdy Boys. 446 00:14:41,522 --> 00:14:43,562 - The what? - The right-wing guys 447 00:14:43,762 --> 00:14:45,102 who like to fight with left-wingers. 448 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,842 They have the most-liked comment, 449 00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:48,322 "Bash those commie worms." 450 00:14:49,582 --> 00:14:50,982 Oh, my God. 451 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,332 What is that? 452 00:14:52,532 --> 00:14:54,572 It's, uh, WhamBatChu. 453 00:14:54,772 --> 00:14:57,462 I was supposed to shoot sponcon videos, 454 00:14:57,662 --> 00:14:59,142 but it blew out my entire digestive system, 455 00:14:59,342 --> 00:15:00,552 top and bottom, both times. 456 00:15:00,752 --> 00:15:02,032 You did it more than once? 457 00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:03,292 I really do want a new car. 458 00:15:07,512 --> 00:15:08,602 You're the chef? 459 00:15:12,432 --> 00:15:14,092 I am. 460 00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:16,352 I just wanted to offer my sincere compliments. 461 00:15:16,552 --> 00:15:19,362 The food is sublime. 462 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,312 Biting into your raclette pissaladière, 463 00:15:22,512 --> 00:15:25,492 I had a sensation of tumbling pell-mell 464 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,972 down the slope of the Jungfrau, 465 00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:31,242 bracingly whipped as I went by fresh spring stems 466 00:15:31,442 --> 00:15:34,542 of marigold, Alpine garlic, 467 00:15:34,742 --> 00:15:35,972 wild marjoram. 468 00:15:37,712 --> 00:15:40,592 D-d--um... it's the Eiger, actually, 469 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:42,122 - but I... - Of course. 470 00:15:42,322 --> 00:15:43,342 ...can't believe you got that. 471 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,972 His opposite is the twink subset, 472 00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:50,912 whose weakling persona is a deliberate affront 473 00:15:51,112 --> 00:15:53,522 to the traditional Western ideal 474 00:15:53,722 --> 00:15:56,202 - of robust masculinity... - Mr. Gluberd. 475 00:15:56,402 --> 00:15:57,742 [Norman] ...radiating both prepubescent helplessness... 476 00:15:57,942 --> 00:15:59,612 It's Seaver Hamlin. 477 00:15:59,812 --> 00:16:01,272 He can't make it. 478 00:16:01,472 --> 00:16:02,052 [Norman] ...a deliberate attack... 479 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,572 What? 480 00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:04,682 [Norman] ...on the traditional family! 481 00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:05,752 [protesters] Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 482 00:16:05,952 --> 00:16:07,452 [Henry] Kyle? 483 00:16:07,652 --> 00:16:08,712 [protesters] You fascist scum have got to go! 484 00:16:08,912 --> 00:16:10,542 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 485 00:16:10,742 --> 00:16:11,932 [Dermott] Mmm. 486 00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:14,482 And this is swine butter on rugbrod 487 00:16:14,672 --> 00:16:16,672 with shaved granite and grass. 488 00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:17,972 [slurps] 489 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,852 Oh. Oh. Oh. 490 00:16:21,052 --> 00:16:24,072 [laughs] 491 00:16:24,272 --> 00:16:25,552 It's like falling from a great height 492 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,012 into a fjord. 493 00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:29,072 - [Lucy sighs] - [Dermott] I mean... 494 00:16:30,242 --> 00:16:32,412 Another thing my boss would never let me serve. 495 00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:34,212 How do you stand this situation? 496 00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:36,172 I mean, you must feel like an eagle 497 00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,242 stuck riding a Greyhound bus. 498 00:16:38,442 --> 00:16:40,922 [sighs] It can be frustrating. 499 00:16:41,112 --> 00:16:44,772 Your employer is clearly a subhuman imbecile... 500 00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:46,662 - [laughs] - ...devoid of fine sentiment. 501 00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:48,492 In the society we're building, 502 00:16:48,692 --> 00:16:49,862 the extraordinary, like yourself, 503 00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:51,402 will be elevated, 504 00:16:51,602 --> 00:16:54,672 and a lumpen oaf like him will be cast down 505 00:16:54,872 --> 00:16:57,822 to his natural station as a toilet wiper. 506 00:16:58,022 --> 00:17:00,192 - [Lucy] Uh... - [Dermott laughs] 507 00:17:01,712 --> 00:17:02,852 [clears throat] 508 00:17:03,052 --> 00:17:05,672 I... have work to do. 509 00:17:08,982 --> 00:17:11,232 I see. 510 00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:14,432 The appreciation of a Nazi is not welcome. 511 00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:16,342 - It's not that. - No, don't apologize. 512 00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:18,212 I loathe your politics, 513 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,042 but I can still appreciate your art. 514 00:17:20,242 --> 00:17:22,602 So... point, Dermott. 515 00:17:28,002 --> 00:17:29,532 - Oh, my God. - They got a guy out there 516 00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:31,422 doing full-on skull shape stuff. 517 00:17:31,622 --> 00:17:33,732 Oh, fun. Invite him back here for a bite. 518 00:17:33,932 --> 00:17:35,972 Right? Fuck it. Let's get 'em all in here. 519 00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:37,732 You could open your own Nazi restaurant. 520 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,302 - [sighs] - Lebensraum. 521 00:17:39,502 --> 00:17:41,022 No? 522 00:17:41,222 --> 00:17:44,462 Look, Nazis enjoy your work. Embrace it. 523 00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:46,682 - You're one to talk. - What? 524 00:17:46,882 --> 00:17:48,852 Who do you think watches your vlog? 525 00:17:49,052 --> 00:17:51,902 Sci-fi enthusiasts. Intellectual sophisticates. 526 00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:53,312 [Sackson] Do you ever go through your comments, 527 00:17:53,512 --> 00:17:56,122 see who's linking to you or where they're linking from? 528 00:17:56,322 --> 00:17:57,382 Sometimes. 529 00:17:57,582 --> 00:17:58,752 'Cause the vast majority of 'em 530 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,892 are the anti-PC crowd, 531 00:18:02,092 --> 00:18:04,652 see, Gamergaters, and men's rights activists. 532 00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:06,242 - In other words-- - Nazis. 533 00:18:06,442 --> 00:18:08,572 And incels. 534 00:18:08,772 --> 00:18:12,052 But, you know, you got a used car. 535 00:18:12,252 --> 00:18:13,962 Certified pre-owned. 536 00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:15,172 Oh. 537 00:18:18,572 --> 00:18:19,712 I had no idea. I swear. 538 00:18:19,912 --> 00:18:21,802 I hate Nazis. 539 00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:22,792 As do I. 540 00:18:28,752 --> 00:18:30,022 - What is this? - [Lucy] WhamBatChu. 541 00:18:30,222 --> 00:18:31,972 We are gonna fuck 'em up. 542 00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:35,442 Yeah. Okay. 543 00:18:35,642 --> 00:18:37,752 [Stuart] God damn it, Seaver. 544 00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:39,422 The fucking champion of the common man 545 00:18:39,622 --> 00:18:40,602 gets his foot run over by a truck 546 00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:42,712 driven by a fucking common man? 547 00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:44,422 [sighs] What are the odds? 548 00:18:46,682 --> 00:18:49,222 Seaver was supposed to be the first part of the plan. 549 00:18:49,422 --> 00:18:50,382 This always happens. 550 00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:53,832 I'm so close, and then just... 551 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,952 nope. [chuckles] 552 00:18:57,172 --> 00:18:58,602 To always be so close, but you just can't get there, 553 00:18:58,802 --> 00:19:01,012 - it's just-- - [Henry] I hear ya. 554 00:19:01,212 --> 00:19:03,412 I've been there. I feel your pain. 555 00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:04,412 You were in politics? 556 00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:06,932 Uh... showbiz. 557 00:19:07,132 --> 00:19:08,582 Sure. You know what it's like pushing through 558 00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:10,702 despite the odds. 559 00:19:10,892 --> 00:19:12,712 Until the odds won and I became a teacher. 560 00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:16,312 And you're okay with that? 561 00:19:16,512 --> 00:19:17,902 Well, ups and downs, 562 00:19:18,102 --> 00:19:20,992 but I do not miss rolling the rock up the hill. 563 00:19:21,192 --> 00:19:23,032 [chuckles] I get it. 564 00:19:23,232 --> 00:19:24,502 Greatness is not for everyone. 565 00:19:26,162 --> 00:19:27,972 This is why I keep pushing on 566 00:19:28,172 --> 00:19:29,952 and why I'll never stop. 567 00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:32,372 So I can put my agenda to work for guys like you. 568 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,862 Right, the common man. 569 00:19:36,302 --> 00:19:37,612 We'll get there, 570 00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:39,752 Seaver or no Seaver. 571 00:19:39,952 --> 00:19:42,172 I still have a few tricks up my sleeve. 572 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,802 Yeah! 573 00:19:48,002 --> 00:19:49,622 [items rustling] 574 00:19:51,312 --> 00:19:52,502 - [Henry] Jesus! - [Kyle] Oh! Dude, hey. 575 00:19:52,702 --> 00:19:53,932 Sorry for calling you a fascist earlier. 576 00:19:54,132 --> 00:19:55,412 Heat of the moment. 577 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:56,982 We threw everything we had at the Nazis, 578 00:19:57,182 --> 00:19:58,762 so we got some hungry justice warriors out there. 579 00:19:58,962 --> 00:19:59,942 Come on, baby! 580 00:20:00,142 --> 00:20:01,422 I'm coming, comrades! 581 00:20:01,622 --> 00:20:02,592 Oh, hey. 582 00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:03,662 Sorry to barge in at work. 583 00:20:03,862 --> 00:20:04,712 What event is this? 584 00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:06,422 Oh, it's just some Nazi thing. 585 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,622 You should check it out if you wanna see 586 00:20:07,822 --> 00:20:09,212 how fucked up this scene can get. 587 00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:11,562 So yeah, that's actually why I wanted to talk to you. 588 00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:13,522 [Roman] Ah, Henry. 589 00:20:13,722 --> 00:20:15,172 You gonna do it again? 590 00:20:15,372 --> 00:20:16,652 - Roman, for fuck's sake... - Do what? 591 00:20:16,852 --> 00:20:18,442 Uh, where did these appetizers go? 592 00:20:18,642 --> 00:20:20,872 Uh, Kyle took them out to the protesters. 593 00:20:21,072 --> 00:20:22,182 - No. - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 594 00:20:22,382 --> 00:20:23,052 - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! - [Roman] Have fun! 595 00:20:23,252 --> 00:20:24,442 [Lucy] Shit! Kyle! 596 00:20:24,642 --> 00:20:25,572 Kyle! 597 00:20:25,772 --> 00:20:26,712 What was all that? 598 00:20:26,912 --> 00:20:28,972 Just how it is, uh... 599 00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:30,602 most of the time. Why don't I call you... 600 00:20:30,802 --> 00:20:31,542 - Call me later. - ...later? 601 00:20:31,742 --> 00:20:32,802 - Yeah. - [Evie] Right. 602 00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:33,872 - Is, uh... - [Evie] This is the thing. 603 00:20:34,062 --> 00:20:35,322 I came to bring you the keys earlier, 604 00:20:35,522 --> 00:20:36,592 but it felt weird. 605 00:20:36,782 --> 00:20:38,092 Yeah, uh, sorry about that. 606 00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:39,632 There's, you know, the kids... 607 00:20:39,832 --> 00:20:41,202 - That was unexpected. - ...and work, 608 00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:42,902 and, I--you know, this thing with my car. 609 00:20:43,102 --> 00:20:44,252 It is a lot. I get that. 610 00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:45,462 Yeah, and tending bar for Nazis. 611 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,602 - Actual Nazis? - Nazi-adjacent... 612 00:20:47,802 --> 00:20:49,692 - [Evie] Right. - ...so still, uh, pretty bad, 613 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,302 Maybe I'll just give you a call-- 614 00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:52,912 So we are keeping our distance. 615 00:20:53,112 --> 00:20:54,782 The--no. No, we're-- 616 00:20:54,982 --> 00:20:55,762 [Evie] No, it's fine if we are. 617 00:20:55,962 --> 00:20:56,912 We're hooking up. 618 00:20:57,112 --> 00:20:58,062 That's a thing people do. 619 00:20:58,262 --> 00:21:00,222 I-I just wanna be honest this time 620 00:21:00,422 --> 00:21:01,482 so I know what to expect. 621 00:21:01,682 --> 00:21:03,532 Right, sure. 622 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,462 Because I think there's something here... 623 00:21:06,662 --> 00:21:08,122 - Really? - ...but maybe it isn't 624 00:21:08,322 --> 00:21:10,312 the best day to have that discussion. 625 00:21:12,052 --> 00:21:13,582 No, look, I'm sorry. 626 00:21:13,782 --> 00:21:15,672 It's, uh--it's not today. 627 00:21:15,872 --> 00:21:18,082 It's, uh... 628 00:21:18,282 --> 00:21:19,582 everything. 629 00:21:19,782 --> 00:21:22,042 My car is falling apart. 630 00:21:22,242 --> 00:21:23,242 I'm stuck doing this play. 631 00:21:23,442 --> 00:21:26,852 My divorce is... messy. 632 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:28,722 - You're tending bar for Nazis. - [Henry] Yeah. 633 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:31,812 I mean, this is not how I envisioned my 40s, okay? 634 00:21:33,462 --> 00:21:35,862 Maybe I just don't want you to... 635 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,782 see the mess. 636 00:21:37,982 --> 00:21:39,822 Like, it's-it's-- 637 00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:42,872 uh, it's too real or-or something. 638 00:21:43,072 --> 00:21:44,222 - Jesus Christ! - [Evie gasps] 639 00:21:44,422 --> 00:21:45,922 What are you doing here? 640 00:21:46,112 --> 00:21:47,132 Well, Riley wanted to talk to you, 641 00:21:47,332 --> 00:21:48,142 so we followed her. 642 00:21:48,332 --> 00:21:49,592 Okay. Can it wait? 643 00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:50,662 What are you wearing? 644 00:21:50,862 --> 00:21:52,842 Uh, this is for work. 645 00:21:53,032 --> 00:21:54,452 - For teaching? - Other work. 646 00:21:54,652 --> 00:21:56,062 Are you a magician? 647 00:21:56,262 --> 00:21:58,362 Mr. Pollard, I think I wanna quit the play. 648 00:21:58,562 --> 00:21:59,352 What? 649 00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:04,022 Okay, uh... 650 00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:06,332 c-c-can you guys just go there for a sec? 651 00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:07,842 Come here. Sorry. Um-- 652 00:22:09,932 --> 00:22:11,272 Uh, Evie, I'm sorry. 653 00:22:11,472 --> 00:22:12,532 [Evie] No, I get it. 654 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,162 This is very real. 655 00:22:14,362 --> 00:22:16,422 Yeah. Uh, is that a bad thing? 656 00:22:16,622 --> 00:22:17,992 It's different. 657 00:22:18,192 --> 00:22:19,242 You did say you didn't want fairy-tale shit. 658 00:22:20,462 --> 00:22:21,892 It's not fairy-tale shit. 659 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:22,902 [Henry] No. 660 00:22:25,162 --> 00:22:26,342 But it's something? 661 00:22:28,602 --> 00:22:30,182 'Cause I feel like it's-- 662 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:32,742 it's at least something. 663 00:22:32,942 --> 00:22:34,142 It's definitely something. 664 00:22:34,342 --> 00:22:35,092 Yeah. 665 00:22:36,172 --> 00:22:39,252 Mm. I have a, um, 666 00:22:39,452 --> 00:22:40,912 - new draft of Human Tree... - [Henry] Sure. 667 00:22:41,102 --> 00:22:42,012 [Evie] ...waiting for me at home. 668 00:22:42,212 --> 00:22:44,802 - [Henry] Mm-hmm. - I'll see you... 669 00:22:45,002 --> 00:22:45,972 Tonight? 670 00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:48,432 Yeah, I'll see you tonight. 671 00:22:48,632 --> 00:22:49,882 - All right. - [Evie] Mm-hmm. 672 00:22:54,712 --> 00:22:57,422 [both] Ooh! 673 00:22:57,622 --> 00:22:58,722 [laughter] 674 00:23:00,632 --> 00:23:01,292 [Evie clears throat] 675 00:23:02,852 --> 00:23:04,562 Uh, okay. 676 00:23:04,762 --> 00:23:08,172 So you guys have the key, so you're good to go. 677 00:23:08,372 --> 00:23:09,952 I was gonna quit the play. 678 00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:12,132 Right. 679 00:23:12,332 --> 00:23:14,132 Uh, why? 680 00:23:14,332 --> 00:23:16,382 [protesters] We don't wanna see no Nazis! 681 00:23:16,572 --> 00:23:18,462 - We don't wanna see... - [Roman] Hey. 682 00:23:18,662 --> 00:23:20,582 Yeah! Welcome to the right side of history, comrades! 683 00:23:20,772 --> 00:23:22,842 What did you do with the tiny tarts you took? 684 00:23:23,042 --> 00:23:24,972 Oh, I gave 'em to the crew. They loved 'em. 685 00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:26,802 Oh, shit, uh, the Rowdy Boys. 686 00:23:27,002 --> 00:23:28,972 What? 687 00:23:29,172 --> 00:23:30,892 [all clamoring] 688 00:23:31,092 --> 00:23:33,372 Bring it, you Nazi bastards! 689 00:23:33,572 --> 00:23:34,812 [Proton] Uh, uh, dude, dude, actually, can you just-- 690 00:23:35,012 --> 00:23:37,612 [groaning] 691 00:23:37,812 --> 00:23:38,682 I got you, brother! 692 00:23:38,882 --> 00:23:39,882 Fuck you! 693 00:23:40,082 --> 00:23:42,512 [retching] 694 00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:44,862 Wait a second. He's not a protester. 695 00:23:45,062 --> 00:23:46,512 Wait, Ky-Kyle, they're not protesters. 696 00:23:46,712 --> 00:23:48,082 They're Nazis pretending to be protesters. 697 00:23:48,282 --> 00:23:49,932 I bumped into that guy inside. 698 00:23:50,132 --> 00:23:51,352 This is all to get attention. 699 00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:53,222 You socialist scum have ten seconds 700 00:23:53,422 --> 00:23:54,872 to get the fuck out of here! 701 00:23:55,072 --> 00:23:57,592 - Fuck you, you fascist bastard. - [Proton] No, no! 702 00:23:57,792 --> 00:23:59,722 Stop! Stop! Stop! 703 00:23:59,922 --> 00:24:01,832 - Oh, uh! - [Proton] Same team! Same team! 704 00:24:02,032 --> 00:24:03,492 [laughter] 705 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:04,972 Same team! 706 00:24:05,172 --> 00:24:06,622 We're National Greatness Conservatives! 707 00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:08,452 [stomach growling] 708 00:24:08,652 --> 00:24:10,232 - [retches] - Get 'em, boys! 709 00:24:10,432 --> 00:24:13,112 - [yells] - Roman! Roman! 710 00:24:13,312 --> 00:24:15,062 [Dermott] Oh, thank you. Look-- 711 00:24:15,262 --> 00:24:16,502 The Rowdy Boys rolled up, 712 00:24:16,702 --> 00:24:18,422 and they're just shellacking those protesters. 713 00:24:18,622 --> 00:24:19,722 - What? - [Howard] Yeah, they're just... 714 00:24:19,922 --> 00:24:21,242 - Oh, shit. - ...stomping on this one 715 00:24:21,442 --> 00:24:22,812 blond guy. 716 00:24:23,012 --> 00:24:24,532 Those are our people. 717 00:24:24,732 --> 00:24:26,252 - What? - What? 718 00:24:26,452 --> 00:24:28,122 Fake protest, get on social media, 719 00:24:28,322 --> 00:24:29,252 part of the visibility plan. 720 00:24:29,452 --> 00:24:31,302 Ah, the classic false flag. 721 00:24:31,502 --> 00:24:33,602 Three-dimensional chess, huh. 722 00:24:33,802 --> 00:24:35,772 [glass shatters, people yelp] 723 00:24:37,902 --> 00:24:39,222 Fuck! 724 00:24:39,422 --> 00:24:40,482 Thing is, Mr. Pollard, 725 00:24:40,682 --> 00:24:42,742 I only tried out so I could skip PE. 726 00:24:42,942 --> 00:24:45,362 Sure, but you had a really good audition. 727 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:46,422 You got a big part. 728 00:24:46,622 --> 00:24:47,842 Vasques kinda sucks. 729 00:24:48,042 --> 00:24:49,352 Exactly. I mean, some people suck. 730 00:24:50,702 --> 00:24:52,792 But they're still people. 731 00:24:56,272 --> 00:24:57,672 Look, that's what was always interesting to me, 732 00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:01,152 like, as an actor, just... 733 00:25:01,352 --> 00:25:04,242 good or, uh, bad or whatever, 734 00:25:04,442 --> 00:25:07,032 just, you know, finding that-that... 735 00:25:07,232 --> 00:25:09,732 piece of humanity in a-a character 736 00:25:09,932 --> 00:25:11,562 that the audience connects with. 737 00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:14,042 For me, it's less about acting and more about reacting. 738 00:25:14,242 --> 00:25:14,982 Cloris, not now. 739 00:25:16,422 --> 00:25:19,132 It's just a bunch of pretending. 740 00:25:19,332 --> 00:25:21,892 Like, what's it good for? 741 00:25:22,092 --> 00:25:25,032 Well, pretend things can mean something too. 742 00:25:25,222 --> 00:25:25,922 - [door clicks open] - [Ron] What do you mean, 743 00:25:26,122 --> 00:25:27,442 not paying? 744 00:25:27,642 --> 00:25:28,792 I said, due to damage to the venue, 745 00:25:28,992 --> 00:25:30,442 I will pay next month. 746 00:25:30,642 --> 00:25:31,712 But n--I don't need the money next month. 747 00:25:31,912 --> 00:25:33,012 I need the money now. 748 00:25:33,212 --> 00:25:33,932 Well, talk to the Rowdy Boys. 749 00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:35,542 [Ron sighs] 750 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:37,672 Look, I have expenses. I gotta pay my people. 751 00:25:37,872 --> 00:25:39,152 I have van payments. 752 00:25:39,352 --> 00:25:41,022 And I'm in the same boat. 753 00:25:41,222 --> 00:25:42,112 Wanna have your lawyer call mine? 754 00:25:42,312 --> 00:25:43,742 [Ron] My lawyer? 755 00:25:43,942 --> 00:25:45,722 Ugh. Jesus Christ. 756 00:25:45,922 --> 00:25:49,012 So... sorry, we're not getting paid this week? 757 00:25:49,212 --> 00:25:51,992 Party Down will be reimbursed... 758 00:25:52,192 --> 00:25:54,862 - down the road. - Down the road is... 759 00:25:55,062 --> 00:25:56,212 I'm fucked. 760 00:25:56,412 --> 00:25:58,732 You f--you're fucked? M-my van. 761 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,112 Yeah, and you know I have to get my car fixed. 762 00:26:01,302 --> 00:26:04,432 You know my ex-wife i-i-is gonna kill me. 763 00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:06,132 - I know, but-- - Okay, well, 764 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,262 what happened to, "Been there"? 765 00:26:08,462 --> 00:26:10,962 What happened to, "I feel your pain"? 766 00:26:11,162 --> 00:26:12,382 I do, but-- 767 00:26:12,582 --> 00:26:16,122 But you're trying to reach the common man, 768 00:26:16,322 --> 00:26:18,272 but you know nothing about the common man. 769 00:26:18,472 --> 00:26:22,102 You don't give a shit about the common man, seriously. 770 00:26:22,302 --> 00:26:24,452 You're looking a common man right in the eyes right now 771 00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:26,502 and totally fucking him over. 772 00:26:26,702 --> 00:26:30,812 I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm 46 years old. 773 00:26:31,012 --> 00:26:35,382 My ex-wife is going to kill me in court. 774 00:26:35,582 --> 00:26:37,732 They're going to take away my fucking car-- 775 00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:39,712 my car! 776 00:26:39,912 --> 00:26:41,952 They're gonna take my home. I don't know what else. 777 00:26:42,152 --> 00:26:43,602 I have nothing. 778 00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:46,132 I have nothing. 779 00:26:46,332 --> 00:26:48,042 [sniffles] 780 00:26:48,242 --> 00:26:50,612 I-I--[sobs] 781 00:26:50,812 --> 00:26:52,792 [door bangs open] 782 00:26:52,992 --> 00:26:54,612 [Henry crying] I have nothing. 783 00:26:57,482 --> 00:26:59,752 Stuart, the manager of the venue 784 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:00,832 would like to speak with you. 785 00:27:02,442 --> 00:27:05,022 Dermott, can you, um, 786 00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:07,532 cover the invoice for these people? 787 00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:10,452 Sure. 788 00:27:15,932 --> 00:27:17,512 [Ron] And tip's included. 789 00:27:17,712 --> 00:27:19,732 [Dermott clears throat] I assume this means 790 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,732 Hitler's Germany remains 791 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,252 the key example in my presentation? 792 00:27:24,452 --> 00:27:25,722 [sighs] 793 00:27:28,252 --> 00:27:30,542 Yes... 794 00:27:30,742 --> 00:27:31,642 for now. 795 00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:40,562 Fucking Nazis. 796 00:27:44,352 --> 00:27:45,562 See? 797 00:27:45,762 --> 00:27:46,832 Pretend. 798 00:27:53,192 --> 00:27:54,542 I'm 42, by the way. 799 00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:00,352 [upbeat jazzy music plays] 800 00:28:00,552 --> 00:28:03,332 ♪ ♪ 801 00:28:07,422 --> 00:28:08,782 [Kyle] Just, like, fists everywhere. 802 00:28:08,982 --> 00:28:10,652 It was actually amazing. 803 00:28:10,852 --> 00:28:12,042 You know, when they were whaling on me, 804 00:28:12,242 --> 00:28:14,152 it was, like, the most alive I've ever felt. 805 00:28:14,352 --> 00:28:15,302 Don't you have a big audition tomorrow? 806 00:28:15,502 --> 00:28:17,082 Oh, yeah. Why? 807 00:28:18,652 --> 00:28:20,772 I can't believe that's you. 808 00:28:20,972 --> 00:28:22,882 That's my favorite meme. 809 00:28:23,082 --> 00:28:24,572 What the hell is this? No. 810 00:28:26,092 --> 00:28:29,542 This is "Are we having fun yet?" 811 00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:32,102 See, talking about a beer commercial. 812 00:28:32,302 --> 00:28:33,932 Wait, you were in a commercial? 813 00:28:34,132 --> 00:28:35,632 Like, a national campaign? 814 00:28:35,832 --> 00:28:37,892 Yup. Helped pay for a brand-new car. 815 00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:39,792 [rock music playing, people laughing] 816 00:28:39,982 --> 00:28:41,052 Oh! 817 00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:43,072 ♪ ♪ 818 00:28:43,272 --> 00:28:44,862 [Henry] Are we having fun yet? 819 00:28:45,062 --> 00:28:46,312 Whoa. 820 00:28:46,512 --> 00:28:48,642 ♪ ♪ 821 00:28:48,842 --> 00:28:50,232 [Cloris laughs] 822 00:28:50,432 --> 00:28:53,102 [upbeat jazzy music plays] 823 00:28:53,302 --> 00:28:56,032 ♪ ♪