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[dance music playing
over speakers]
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♪ ♪
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Dude. New car?
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Certified pre-owned.
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Where'd you get the money
for it?
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I have a prestigious vlog,
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and I'm monetized on YouTube.
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Yeah, over the years,
I've built
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a loyal audience
of sci-fi enthusiasts
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and intellectual sophisticates.
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I admit it lacks the glamour
of dancing in a bathroom.
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One million views.
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A million people watched that?
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And I just secured my first
sponsored content deal.
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Soon I'll be buying
my own certified new car.
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Chump move.
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You lose 10% as soon
as you drive it off the lot.
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All right,
then I'll just buy a new one.
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The same thing'll happen.
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And then I'll get a new one.
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- [belts squealing]
- [Roman] What?
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Oh, hey, when the lights
say "check engine,"
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is that serious, or is it
just, like, a reminder,
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like "call your mother"?
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Jesus, that's sad.
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That'll never be me.
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[Howard] Nice, guys, nice.
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Make sure it's nice and crisp.
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Oh, that goes by the bathrooms,
yeah?
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Evie, hi. Uh, how are you?
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Uh, good, just, uh, you know,
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working in the Valley.
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Um, so--
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Well, I also had a, uh--
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a nice time last night.
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- I--
- Cool, you had sex.
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- Oh, Jesus.
- [Roman] Henry had sex,
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everyone, just so you know.
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- Oh, whoa.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
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- [Roman] Nice to meet you.
- Sorry.
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[Henry] I know we've only
gone out a few times,
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but I have to ask a favor.
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Um, okay.
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The kids are supposed
to strike set today,
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but I forgot to give them
the theater key,
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so one of them's coming by
to pick it up,
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but I left my keys at yours,
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and yes, it has been
that kind of day.
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That would be great.
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I am meeting her
across the street at two,
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so how about quarter till,
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burger place
at Third and Flower?
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Thank you. I owe you one.
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" 'Tis Pity She's a Whore."
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Sepulveda Basin
High School play.
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I love Shakespeare.
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That is not Shakespeare.
John Ford.
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Eh, it's all weird
like Shakespeare.
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That was the style back then.
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Wait, do you know Shakespeare?
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- A little. Why?
- [Kyle] It's just,
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I haven't heard
on my Lost Boyscallback,
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and I need a backup,
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so I got this audition
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for an edgy
Shakespeare adaptation,
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but it's tomorrow,
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and I totally don't know
Shakespeare.
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Like, what even language
is this?
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What's "exeunt"?
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Well, I actually got this,
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but you have to give it back.
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It's the teacher's edition.
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Okay?
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Dude! Yes!
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Thank you.
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- So what play is it?
- Othello.
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What role are you up for?
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- Othello.
- Othello?
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Yeah. He's, like,
the main guy, right?
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[Henry] Well, yeah,
but blackface
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is now considered
a little... racist.
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No, that's the edgy part.
They flipped it.
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Everybody else is Black.
Othello is white.
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That's why it's not racist.
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Uh...
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Right?
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I think it universalizes
a flawed play.
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Like, is prejudice
only experienced
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by Black people?
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I was a victim
of racial prejudice.
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Ah! A Black woman
threw his bike into a river.
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Now, did William Woke-speare
write a play about that?
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Food for thought.
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[Kyle] Yeah. Thank you.
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The fuck is this event?
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"Restoring national greatness"?
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[Kyle] What's "globalists"?
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Guys, it's Kyle's old pals.
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Fucking Nazis.
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[Kyle] They're not my pals.
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[upbeat jazzy music plays]
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♪ ♪
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I can't believe you took a job
working for Nazis!
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They're not actual Nazis.
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Well, they're not not Nazis.
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- Do you have no morals?
- [Ron] Morals?
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What does that have to do
with anything, okay?
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This is just business.
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Okay, okay, bookings
have been dead, all right,
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and I'm behind on payments,
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and if I don't pay on Monday,
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they're gonna repossess my van.
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All right?
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So can we just do the gig,
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get paid, forget about it,
and move on?
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Can we do that?
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I can't believe you took a job
working for Nazis!
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Lucy, you've told me
five times in a row,
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so if you wanna go out
and protest,
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then feel free, all right?
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Otherwise, can we just
hold our noses
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and work for the Nazis?
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Henry, you're cool with this,
right?
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I mean, it's just business,
right, Henry?
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No, but now I guess
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I have to fix my car, so...
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Oh, so you're cool
working for Nazis?
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No, but I--you know,
I'll provide poor service.
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Well, Nazis or not, I mean,
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I'd like to snag
some referrals.
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For the record,
we are not Nazis.
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Oh, no. Oh, Mr. Gluberd,
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you're--um, um, no.
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Uh, we-we were saying,
um, uh, uh, uh,
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"nosies."
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[laughs] Hi. I'm Stuart.
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I am the founder and president
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of Policy Ideas 2 Action,
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and this is the PI2A Symposium,
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not the pizza symposium,
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like some people
are misreading
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due to a careless font choice.
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You may not have heard of us,
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but... you will.
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We're not Fox News
ranting heads.
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We're not fascist goons
like the Rowdy Boys.
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We are a new group building
a conservative politics
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based on open-minded,
good-faith debate
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in an open marketplace
of ideas.
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[Ron] Oh, see?
Open marketplace of ideas.
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That sounds good to me. Uh--
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[Stuart] Give us a chance.
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What you hear
might surprise you.
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State-run
universal health care,
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ambitious, well-funded
national infrastructure...
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- Yeah.
- ...and high civic engagement.
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[Kyle] Oh, yeah.
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What do you think, liberals?
Sounds pretty good.
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- [chuckling] Yeah.
- [Dermott] Welcome
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to Hitler's Germany.
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[applause]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Stuart, can you not see
the absurdity
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of what you're asking?
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I come to your supposed
marketplace of ideas,
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where you then suggest I censor
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the very ideas I brought
to said marketplace.
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What is--what is the herb
I'm tasting?
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I just hold the tray.
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- [Stuart] Okay, look, look.
- Sublime.
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A salute to your chef.
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[Stuart] Dermott, all I ask
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is, if you could, for once,
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not bring up Hitler.
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He gets a bad rap!
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What if we only ever talked
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about the worst thing
you ever did?
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If we want to grow,
we have to think about optics.
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We ignore everything
you've done for Western ideals
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and instead just talk
about when you peed in a cup
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at a Dodgers game and
spilled it on a little girl?
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I didn't say
I won't pay alimony.
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- I'm just asking--
- [Stuart] My point is,
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to grow and achieve
the goal of national influence,
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we must project
a positive image.
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Constantly bringing up Hitler
doesn't help.
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[Henry] I gotta go.
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I'm at the job I took
to pay alimony,
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by the wa--
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Jesus.
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Martini with your finest gin.
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You know who didn't care
about his image?
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- Please don't say Hitler.
- Hitler.
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[Stuart] And you're wrong.
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He did have
some misguided policies,
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but Hitler understood optics
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as a key part
of growing an organization.
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- Hmm.
- [Henry] Martini
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with our only gin.
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Well, as a major donor,
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I'm glad to see
you're coming around on Hitler.
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Sprite, no ice.
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- I said no ice.
- Oh.
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Sorry. One of those days.
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Your ex-wife?
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Yeah.
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I feel your pain.
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As a champion
of the traditional family,
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it is not easy shelling out
half my income
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so my ex can take a white wine
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life drawing class
with her friend Peg.
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Oh, well, I appreciate that.
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[Stuart]
Wish she could see this.
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Seaver Hamlin at the symposium
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that she said
I could never make happen.
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Seaver Hamlin?
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Founder of Fresh Start USA?
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Fox News correspondent?
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Not the deepest
political thinker
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but very famous,
with a mass audience.
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The key middle step
in my three-part plan
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to platform our agenda:
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evolve in the idea space,
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spread through the media
to the public sphere,
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where it then enters
the lexicon
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of the common man,
like yourself,
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and voilà, we are a key player
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in the national political
conversation.
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Cool.
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Could be a bigger turnout,
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but... it's a start.
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Big things
have small beginnings.
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David,
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played by Michael Fassbender
in Prometheus.
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Ah.
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Mr. Gluberd,
you should see this.
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New beginnings.
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Wish us luck.
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[Henry chuckles dryly]
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Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
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[protesters]
We don't wanna see no Nazis.
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[Stuart]
Ah, look at these clowns.
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[protester] Nazis, go home!
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Well, I guess the news is out.
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There's a new big, bad
conservative group in town.
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[laughs]
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Have Rhonda grab her phone.
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[Ron] Lucy, you can't do this!
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I can't let Nazis
ingest and absorb
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into the cells
of their Nazi bodies
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something that I created
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in a spirit of truth
and compassion.
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I can't let you.
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No, you can't let me.
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You can't let me.
I own the company.
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I let me!
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I made this! That's ownership.
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No, this is ownership!
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Kyle, take these
and circulate them.
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Sorry, Ron.
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My conscience
just won't allow it.
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Per your comment earlier,
263
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I will be protesting
this event.
264
00:08:39,682 --> 00:08:40,952
I'm sorry. I have no choice.
265
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[Ron] Just--[sighs]
266
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Damn it.
267
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,592
Damn it.
268
00:09:06,792 --> 00:09:07,812
[protesters] Fight! Fight!
269
00:09:08,012 --> 00:09:09,382
Fight the alt-right!
270
00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:10,942
- [Proton] What's up?
- [protesters] Fight! Fight!
271
00:09:11,142 --> 00:09:13,212
- Fight the alt-right!
- Yes!
272
00:09:13,412 --> 00:09:14,432
- Fuck is this?
- [Kyle] Hey, I-I just wanted
273
00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:15,822
to say, uh, we are not down
274
00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,412
with what is up in there.
275
00:09:17,612 --> 00:09:19,342
Me especially,
not down with Nazis.
276
00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:20,302
I came to show my support.
277
00:09:20,502 --> 00:09:21,592
Um, yeah, I'll just, like,
278
00:09:21,782 --> 00:09:22,912
yell stuff
or do some hand gestures.
279
00:09:23,112 --> 00:09:24,632
Um, I'll be over there,
280
00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:25,952
and, uh, do your thing.
281
00:09:27,212 --> 00:09:28,612
[protester] Hey!
282
00:09:28,812 --> 00:09:31,512
[protesters booing]
283
00:09:31,712 --> 00:09:32,842
Okay.
284
00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:35,052
[protesters jeering]
285
00:09:35,252 --> 00:09:37,272
Hello. Hello.
286
00:09:37,472 --> 00:09:38,582
Okay, hello.
287
00:09:38,782 --> 00:09:40,502
I just wanted to come out
288
00:09:40,692 --> 00:09:42,582
and say that we appreciate
you exercising
289
00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:44,372
your freedom of expression,
290
00:09:44,572 --> 00:09:46,172
which we also support
wholeheartedly.
291
00:09:46,372 --> 00:09:47,592
[Proton] Yeah, we believe that.
292
00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:49,682
I know we have
our disagreements.
293
00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:50,742
[protester]
More than that, brother.
294
00:09:50,942 --> 00:09:53,122
I support your right
to free speech
295
00:09:53,322 --> 00:09:55,812
and encourage the spirit
of open debate--
296
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,122
- [Proton] Debate this!
- Okay.
297
00:09:57,322 --> 00:09:58,732
[Proton]
We don't care what you think.
298
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,522
Fuck you, and fuck free speech!
299
00:10:01,722 --> 00:10:03,392
- [Stuart] Okay. Oh.
- [Proton] Fuck you!
300
00:10:03,592 --> 00:10:05,042
[protesters] Fuck free speech!
Fuck you!
301
00:10:05,242 --> 00:10:06,702
And if you're going to--
302
00:10:06,892 --> 00:10:07,812
[protesters] Fuck free speech!
Fuck you!
303
00:10:08,002 --> 00:10:09,262
Fuck free speech!
304
00:10:09,462 --> 00:10:12,482
[protester] Get out of here!
Yeah!
305
00:10:12,682 --> 00:10:14,832
[Proton] Fuck you!
Fuck free speech!
306
00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:17,532
[protesters] Fuck you!
Fuck free speech!
307
00:10:17,732 --> 00:10:19,272
[Sackson]
Okay, I need something
308
00:10:19,472 --> 00:10:21,842
that's gonna give me
the ginkgo biloba I crave
309
00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:24,782
and nano-lytes
for peak brain speed.
310
00:10:24,982 --> 00:10:25,882
You just shake it up,
and it's ready.
311
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:30,752
Mmm!
312
00:10:33,192 --> 00:10:35,902
WhamBatChu. Think fast.
313
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,682
- Wow!
- [phone chimes]
314
00:10:37,882 --> 00:10:39,512
Yes.
315
00:10:39,712 --> 00:10:41,822
So they pay you
to video yourself
316
00:10:42,022 --> 00:10:43,322
consuming that.
317
00:10:43,522 --> 00:10:44,732
Right, sponcon,
sponsored content.
318
00:10:44,932 --> 00:10:46,472
- And what is it?
- WhamBatChu.
319
00:10:46,672 --> 00:10:47,872
- Which is?
- I don't know.
320
00:10:48,072 --> 00:10:49,482
Cool.
321
00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:52,392
Hey, uh, can you grab the bar
for a sec?
322
00:10:52,592 --> 00:10:53,612
Oh, are you quitting?
323
00:10:53,812 --> 00:10:54,962
I wish.
324
00:10:55,162 --> 00:10:56,052
Hey, hey. Excuse me.
325
00:10:56,252 --> 00:10:57,142
I was wondering if you could
326
00:10:57,342 --> 00:10:58,182
help me out a little bit here.
327
00:10:58,382 --> 00:10:59,772
I'm an actor... [laughs]
328
00:10:59,972 --> 00:11:01,232
...and I have
a big audition tomorrow,
329
00:11:01,432 --> 00:11:02,512
and I really could use
someone's help
330
00:11:02,712 --> 00:11:03,972
to run lines with me,
so I was wondering...
331
00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:05,932
Like, a real Hollywood actor?
332
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:07,522
That's me.
I was wondering maybe...
333
00:11:07,722 --> 00:11:08,412
- You guys.
- [Kyle] ...you could--
334
00:11:08,612 --> 00:11:09,982
[Tully] Check it out.
335
00:11:10,182 --> 00:11:11,982
We've got ourselves
a real Hollywood actor.
336
00:11:12,182 --> 00:11:13,412
How's it going? What's up?
337
00:11:13,612 --> 00:11:14,502
That's hilarious.
338
00:11:14,702 --> 00:11:15,982
No, no, no, seriously.
339
00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:18,382
I-I was in Hardier Boys,
OC: The Return.
340
00:11:18,572 --> 00:11:19,752
I was Bohdi.
341
00:11:19,952 --> 00:11:21,712
And now you're in a protest?
342
00:11:21,902 --> 00:11:23,602
- Yep.
- Typical Hollywood liberal.
343
00:11:23,802 --> 00:11:24,992
Exactly. [chuckles]
344
00:11:25,192 --> 00:11:26,412
No, it's a--
it's a disparaging term.
345
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,562
How? I'm totally liberal,
346
00:11:28,762 --> 00:11:30,652
and I am definitely Hollywood,
so--
347
00:11:30,852 --> 00:11:33,372
Hollywood like superficial,
like just for show.
348
00:11:33,572 --> 00:11:35,242
Virtue signaling
without actually contributing
349
00:11:35,442 --> 00:11:36,462
anything meaningful.
350
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,612
No, I-I'm against Nazis.
351
00:11:38,812 --> 00:11:40,752
I put out two anti-Nazi videos
on Insta.
352
00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:42,492
Oh, but you have an audition?
353
00:11:42,692 --> 00:11:43,652
Yeah, for Othello.
354
00:11:45,262 --> 00:11:47,612
Uh, one of the main parts
in that.
355
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,042
You know what?
356
00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:51,452
Fighting Nazis
is more important.
357
00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:52,982
Let's chant, baby.
358
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,152
Hey, hey!
359
00:11:54,352 --> 00:11:55,722
Ho, ho!
360
00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:58,232
Nazi shit has got to go! Right?
361
00:11:59,842 --> 00:12:00,802
[sighs]
362
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:06,532
Hey, Evie.
Just checking on an ETA.
363
00:12:06,732 --> 00:12:08,902
The kids'll be here
in ten minutes.
364
00:12:09,102 --> 00:12:10,712
I was hoping to do the keys
before they show up.
365
00:12:10,912 --> 00:12:11,992
[Cloris] Mr. Pollard?
366
00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:15,352
Uh, Cloris. You're early.
367
00:12:15,542 --> 00:12:17,042
And Riley.
368
00:12:17,242 --> 00:12:18,872
So the key?
369
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,662
Well, I-I-I don't have it yet.
370
00:12:20,852 --> 00:12:22,742
You're early.
Uh, just sit there.
371
00:12:26,042 --> 00:12:27,402
- Hi.
- [Evie] Hi.
372
00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:29,322
- Thank you for meeting me.
- Sure. But why here?
373
00:12:29,522 --> 00:12:30,882
Aren't you working
across the street?
374
00:12:31,082 --> 00:12:32,192
Well, they don't know
I have this job,
375
00:12:32,392 --> 00:12:33,972
and I barely have any authority
over them anyway,
376
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:35,662
and they're just vicious.
They're--
377
00:12:40,362 --> 00:12:41,312
- Hi.
- Hi.
378
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:42,632
I wanted to say
379
00:12:42,832 --> 00:12:44,462
I had a really nice time
this weekend.
380
00:12:44,662 --> 00:12:47,162
- [Henry] Yeah.
- Oh, look. Children.
381
00:12:47,362 --> 00:12:48,772
Jesus.
I thought they were over there.
382
00:12:48,972 --> 00:12:50,322
Didn't I say be over there?
383
00:12:50,512 --> 00:12:51,562
It's not school.
It's real life.
384
00:12:51,752 --> 00:12:52,902
You can't order us around.
385
00:12:53,102 --> 00:12:54,602
Uh, okay.
386
00:12:54,802 --> 00:12:57,432
Evie, this is Riley and Cloris,
387
00:12:57,632 --> 00:12:59,022
and they are here early
for the theater keys.
388
00:12:59,222 --> 00:13:00,932
Oh, so you're in the play.
389
00:13:01,132 --> 00:13:03,002
I'm Annabella, the female lead.
390
00:13:03,202 --> 00:13:04,522
I hook up with my brother,
and he murders me
391
00:13:04,722 --> 00:13:05,872
and rips out my heart.
392
00:13:06,072 --> 00:13:07,792
- Gross.
- And I'm the bad guy.
393
00:13:07,992 --> 00:13:09,272
The brother's not the bad guy?
394
00:13:09,472 --> 00:13:11,232
No.
It's very complicated morally.
395
00:13:11,432 --> 00:13:12,382
Wow, this is the play
you picked.
396
00:13:12,582 --> 00:13:14,302
Uh, it is what I inherited
397
00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:17,762
from the shit-stirring
old hippie who I replaced.
398
00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:20,152
You must be learning a lot.
Henry's a terrific actor.
399
00:13:20,352 --> 00:13:22,592
Really?
Like a professional actor?
400
00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:23,962
You never told us that.
401
00:13:24,162 --> 00:13:25,892
You got, like,
an agent and a manager?
402
00:13:26,092 --> 00:13:27,202
- Were you in anything?
- [Henry] Not really.
403
00:13:27,402 --> 00:13:28,682
[Cloris] Well, obviously
not a ton of stuff,
404
00:13:28,882 --> 00:13:29,902
or he wouldn't be teaching
at Basin.
405
00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:32,032
Okay.
Evie, do you have those keys?
406
00:13:32,232 --> 00:13:34,252
- Uh--
- Yeah.
407
00:13:34,452 --> 00:13:35,602
- Great.
- [phone chimes]
408
00:13:35,802 --> 00:13:36,642
So not really anything.
409
00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:39,732
Well, some films, TV,
410
00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:40,932
and, you know,
"Are we having fun yet?"
411
00:13:41,132 --> 00:13:42,452
[both chuckle]
412
00:13:42,652 --> 00:13:44,392
- [gasps] That's you?
- [Henry] Okay.
413
00:13:44,592 --> 00:13:46,182
This here's the key.
You are good to go.
414
00:13:46,372 --> 00:13:48,052
And I need to get back
to my errands, okay?
415
00:13:48,252 --> 00:13:50,272
- Actually, Mr. Pollard--
- No. Guys, I gotta go.
416
00:13:50,472 --> 00:13:52,222
Really gotta go.
417
00:13:52,422 --> 00:13:55,142
All right? Thank you. Bye.
418
00:13:55,342 --> 00:13:55,922
- See you soon.
- [Evie] Break legs.
419
00:13:56,122 --> 00:13:57,492
I'm so sorry.
420
00:13:57,692 --> 00:13:58,932
I don't know what to do
with kids that age.
421
00:13:59,132 --> 00:13:59,952
- What are they?
- [Henry] No one knows.
422
00:14:00,152 --> 00:14:01,062
It's--they're animals.
423
00:14:01,262 --> 00:14:02,632
Did they not know
you used to act?
424
00:14:02,832 --> 00:14:04,372
Was I not supposed to say?
425
00:14:04,572 --> 00:14:06,242
No, whatever. It's fine.
Now they know, right?
426
00:14:06,442 --> 00:14:07,542
[Evie] Mm.
427
00:14:07,742 --> 00:14:08,982
Uh, look,
I wish I didn't have to,
428
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,332
but I really gotta run.
429
00:14:10,532 --> 00:14:11,792
It's just a crap day.
430
00:14:11,992 --> 00:14:13,122
Oh, it's fine.
431
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:14,632
I-I just wanted to...
432
00:14:16,592 --> 00:14:17,992
Never mind. Call me later.
433
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:18,942
Okay.
434
00:14:20,502 --> 00:14:21,732
- [protesters] Fuck you!
- No.
435
00:14:21,932 --> 00:14:23,602
[protesters] Fuck free speech!
Fuck you!
436
00:14:23,802 --> 00:14:26,222
Jesus.
God. This is so annoying!
437
00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:27,702
[Sackson] What is?
438
00:14:27,892 --> 00:14:30,052
Oh, um... [sniffles]
439
00:14:30,242 --> 00:14:32,262
...did you see the protesters
outside?
440
00:14:32,462 --> 00:14:33,612
Yeah. It's all over Twitter.
441
00:14:33,812 --> 00:14:35,012
It's just painful
442
00:14:35,212 --> 00:14:37,292
when people I agree with
look stupid.
443
00:14:37,492 --> 00:14:38,552
Yeah, you know you're not
doing it right
444
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,012
when the Nazis look reasonable
445
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,322
and everybody's rooting
for the Rowdy Boys.
446
00:14:41,522 --> 00:14:43,562
- The what?
- The right-wing guys
447
00:14:43,762 --> 00:14:45,102
who like to fight
with left-wingers.
448
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,842
They have
the most-liked comment,
449
00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:48,322
"Bash those commie worms."
450
00:14:49,582 --> 00:14:50,982
Oh, my God.
451
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,332
What is that?
452
00:14:52,532 --> 00:14:54,572
It's, uh, WhamBatChu.
453
00:14:54,772 --> 00:14:57,462
I was supposed to shoot
sponcon videos,
454
00:14:57,662 --> 00:14:59,142
but it blew out
my entire digestive system,
455
00:14:59,342 --> 00:15:00,552
top and bottom, both times.
456
00:15:00,752 --> 00:15:02,032
You did it more than once?
457
00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:03,292
I really do want a new car.
458
00:15:07,512 --> 00:15:08,602
You're the chef?
459
00:15:12,432 --> 00:15:14,092
I am.
460
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:16,352
I just wanted to offer
my sincere compliments.
461
00:15:16,552 --> 00:15:19,362
The food is sublime.
462
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,312
Biting into your
raclette pissaladière,
463
00:15:22,512 --> 00:15:25,492
I had a sensation
of tumbling pell-mell
464
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,972
down the slope of the Jungfrau,
465
00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:31,242
bracingly whipped as I went
by fresh spring stems
466
00:15:31,442 --> 00:15:34,542
of marigold, Alpine garlic,
467
00:15:34,742 --> 00:15:35,972
wild marjoram.
468
00:15:37,712 --> 00:15:40,592
D-d--um...
it's the Eiger, actually,
469
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:42,122
- but I...
- Of course.
470
00:15:42,322 --> 00:15:43,342
...can't believe you got that.
471
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,972
His opposite
is the twink subset,
472
00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:50,912
whose weakling persona
is a deliberate affront
473
00:15:51,112 --> 00:15:53,522
to the traditional
Western ideal
474
00:15:53,722 --> 00:15:56,202
- of robust masculinity...
- Mr. Gluberd.
475
00:15:56,402 --> 00:15:57,742
[Norman] ...radiating both
prepubescent helplessness...
476
00:15:57,942 --> 00:15:59,612
It's Seaver Hamlin.
477
00:15:59,812 --> 00:16:01,272
He can't make it.
478
00:16:01,472 --> 00:16:02,052
[Norman]
...a deliberate attack...
479
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,572
What?
480
00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:04,682
[Norman]
...on the traditional family!
481
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:05,752
[protesters] Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
482
00:16:05,952 --> 00:16:07,452
[Henry] Kyle?
483
00:16:07,652 --> 00:16:08,712
[protesters] You fascist scum
have got to go!
484
00:16:08,912 --> 00:16:10,542
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
485
00:16:10,742 --> 00:16:11,932
[Dermott] Mmm.
486
00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:14,482
And this is swine butter
on rugbrod
487
00:16:14,672 --> 00:16:16,672
with shaved granite and grass.
488
00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:17,972
[slurps]
489
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,852
Oh. Oh. Oh.
490
00:16:21,052 --> 00:16:24,072
[laughs]
491
00:16:24,272 --> 00:16:25,552
It's like falling
from a great height
492
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,012
into a fjord.
493
00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:29,072
- [Lucy sighs]
- [Dermott] I mean...
494
00:16:30,242 --> 00:16:32,412
Another thing my boss
would never let me serve.
495
00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:34,212
How do you stand
this situation?
496
00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:36,172
I mean, you must feel
like an eagle
497
00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,242
stuck riding a Greyhound bus.
498
00:16:38,442 --> 00:16:40,922
[sighs] It can be frustrating.
499
00:16:41,112 --> 00:16:44,772
Your employer is clearly
a subhuman imbecile...
500
00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:46,662
- [laughs]
- ...devoid of fine sentiment.
501
00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:48,492
In the society we're building,
502
00:16:48,692 --> 00:16:49,862
the extraordinary,
like yourself,
503
00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:51,402
will be elevated,
504
00:16:51,602 --> 00:16:54,672
and a lumpen oaf like him
will be cast down
505
00:16:54,872 --> 00:16:57,822
to his natural station
as a toilet wiper.
506
00:16:58,022 --> 00:17:00,192
- [Lucy] Uh...
- [Dermott laughs]
507
00:17:01,712 --> 00:17:02,852
[clears throat]
508
00:17:03,052 --> 00:17:05,672
I... have work to do.
509
00:17:08,982 --> 00:17:11,232
I see.
510
00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:14,432
The appreciation of a Nazi
is not welcome.
511
00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:16,342
- It's not that.
- No, don't apologize.
512
00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:18,212
I loathe your politics,
513
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,042
but I can still appreciate
your art.
514
00:17:20,242 --> 00:17:22,602
So... point, Dermott.
515
00:17:28,002 --> 00:17:29,532
- Oh, my God.
- They got a guy out there
516
00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:31,422
doing full-on
skull shape stuff.
517
00:17:31,622 --> 00:17:33,732
Oh, fun. Invite him back here
for a bite.
518
00:17:33,932 --> 00:17:35,972
Right? Fuck it.
Let's get 'em all in here.
519
00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:37,732
You could open your own
Nazi restaurant.
520
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,302
- [sighs]
- Lebensraum.
521
00:17:39,502 --> 00:17:41,022
No?
522
00:17:41,222 --> 00:17:44,462
Look, Nazis enjoy your work.
Embrace it.
523
00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:46,682
- You're one to talk.
- What?
524
00:17:46,882 --> 00:17:48,852
Who do you think
watches your vlog?
525
00:17:49,052 --> 00:17:51,902
Sci-fi enthusiasts.
Intellectual sophisticates.
526
00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:53,312
[Sackson] Do you ever
go through your comments,
527
00:17:53,512 --> 00:17:56,122
see who's linking to you
or where they're linking from?
528
00:17:56,322 --> 00:17:57,382
Sometimes.
529
00:17:57,582 --> 00:17:58,752
'Cause the vast majority of 'em
530
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,892
are the anti-PC crowd,
531
00:18:02,092 --> 00:18:04,652
see, Gamergaters,
and men's rights activists.
532
00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:06,242
- In other words--
- Nazis.
533
00:18:06,442 --> 00:18:08,572
And incels.
534
00:18:08,772 --> 00:18:12,052
But, you know,
you got a used car.
535
00:18:12,252 --> 00:18:13,962
Certified pre-owned.
536
00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:15,172
Oh.
537
00:18:18,572 --> 00:18:19,712
I had no idea. I swear.
538
00:18:19,912 --> 00:18:21,802
I hate Nazis.
539
00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:22,792
As do I.
540
00:18:28,752 --> 00:18:30,022
- What is this?
- [Lucy] WhamBatChu.
541
00:18:30,222 --> 00:18:31,972
We are gonna fuck 'em up.
542
00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:35,442
Yeah. Okay.
543
00:18:35,642 --> 00:18:37,752
[Stuart] God damn it, Seaver.
544
00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:39,422
The fucking champion
of the common man
545
00:18:39,622 --> 00:18:40,602
gets his foot run over
by a truck
546
00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:42,712
driven by a fucking common man?
547
00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:44,422
[sighs] What are the odds?
548
00:18:46,682 --> 00:18:49,222
Seaver was supposed to be
the first part of the plan.
549
00:18:49,422 --> 00:18:50,382
This always happens.
550
00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:53,832
I'm so close, and then just...
551
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,952
nope. [chuckles]
552
00:18:57,172 --> 00:18:58,602
To always be so close,
but you just can't get there,
553
00:18:58,802 --> 00:19:01,012
- it's just--
- [Henry] I hear ya.
554
00:19:01,212 --> 00:19:03,412
I've been there.
I feel your pain.
555
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:04,412
You were in politics?
556
00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:06,932
Uh... showbiz.
557
00:19:07,132 --> 00:19:08,582
Sure. You know what it's like
pushing through
558
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:10,702
despite the odds.
559
00:19:10,892 --> 00:19:12,712
Until the odds won
and I became a teacher.
560
00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:16,312
And you're okay with that?
561
00:19:16,512 --> 00:19:17,902
Well, ups and downs,
562
00:19:18,102 --> 00:19:20,992
but I do not miss
rolling the rock up the hill.
563
00:19:21,192 --> 00:19:23,032
[chuckles] I get it.
564
00:19:23,232 --> 00:19:24,502
Greatness is not for everyone.
565
00:19:26,162 --> 00:19:27,972
This is why I keep pushing on
566
00:19:28,172 --> 00:19:29,952
and why I'll never stop.
567
00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:32,372
So I can put my agenda to work
for guys like you.
568
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,862
Right, the common man.
569
00:19:36,302 --> 00:19:37,612
We'll get there,
570
00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:39,752
Seaver or no Seaver.
571
00:19:39,952 --> 00:19:42,172
I still have a few tricks
up my sleeve.
572
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,802
Yeah!
573
00:19:48,002 --> 00:19:49,622
[items rustling]
574
00:19:51,312 --> 00:19:52,502
- [Henry] Jesus!
- [Kyle] Oh! Dude, hey.
575
00:19:52,702 --> 00:19:53,932
Sorry for calling you
a fascist earlier.
576
00:19:54,132 --> 00:19:55,412
Heat of the moment.
577
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:56,982
We threw everything we had
at the Nazis,
578
00:19:57,182 --> 00:19:58,762
so we got some hungry
justice warriors out there.
579
00:19:58,962 --> 00:19:59,942
Come on, baby!
580
00:20:00,142 --> 00:20:01,422
I'm coming, comrades!
581
00:20:01,622 --> 00:20:02,592
Oh, hey.
582
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:03,662
Sorry to barge in at work.
583
00:20:03,862 --> 00:20:04,712
What event is this?
584
00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:06,422
Oh, it's just some Nazi thing.
585
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,622
You should check it out
if you wanna see
586
00:20:07,822 --> 00:20:09,212
how fucked up this scene
can get.
587
00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:11,562
So yeah, that's actually
why I wanted to talk to you.
588
00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:13,522
[Roman] Ah, Henry.
589
00:20:13,722 --> 00:20:15,172
You gonna do it again?
590
00:20:15,372 --> 00:20:16,652
- Roman, for fuck's sake...
- Do what?
591
00:20:16,852 --> 00:20:18,442
Uh, where did
these appetizers go?
592
00:20:18,642 --> 00:20:20,872
Uh, Kyle took them out
to the protesters.
593
00:20:21,072 --> 00:20:22,182
- No.
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
594
00:20:22,382 --> 00:20:23,052
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
- [Roman] Have fun!
595
00:20:23,252 --> 00:20:24,442
[Lucy] Shit! Kyle!
596
00:20:24,642 --> 00:20:25,572
Kyle!
597
00:20:25,772 --> 00:20:26,712
What was all that?
598
00:20:26,912 --> 00:20:28,972
Just how it is, uh...
599
00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:30,602
most of the time.
Why don't I call you...
600
00:20:30,802 --> 00:20:31,542
- Call me later.
- ...later?
601
00:20:31,742 --> 00:20:32,802
- Yeah.
- [Evie] Right.
602
00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:33,872
- Is, uh...
- [Evie] This is the thing.
603
00:20:34,062 --> 00:20:35,322
I came to bring you
the keys earlier,
604
00:20:35,522 --> 00:20:36,592
but it felt weird.
605
00:20:36,782 --> 00:20:38,092
Yeah, uh, sorry about that.
606
00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:39,632
There's, you know, the kids...
607
00:20:39,832 --> 00:20:41,202
- That was unexpected.
- ...and work,
608
00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:42,902
and, I--you know,
this thing with my car.
609
00:20:43,102 --> 00:20:44,252
It is a lot. I get that.
610
00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:45,462
Yeah, and tending bar
for Nazis.
611
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,602
- Actual Nazis?
- Nazi-adjacent...
612
00:20:47,802 --> 00:20:49,692
- [Evie] Right.
- ...so still, uh, pretty bad,
613
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,302
Maybe I'll just
give you a call--
614
00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:52,912
So we are keeping our distance.
615
00:20:53,112 --> 00:20:54,782
The--no. No, we're--
616
00:20:54,982 --> 00:20:55,762
[Evie] No, it's fine if we are.
617
00:20:55,962 --> 00:20:56,912
We're hooking up.
618
00:20:57,112 --> 00:20:58,062
That's a thing people do.
619
00:20:58,262 --> 00:21:00,222
I-I just wanna be honest
this time
620
00:21:00,422 --> 00:21:01,482
so I know what to expect.
621
00:21:01,682 --> 00:21:03,532
Right, sure.
622
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,462
Because I think
there's something here...
623
00:21:06,662 --> 00:21:08,122
- Really?
- ...but maybe it isn't
624
00:21:08,322 --> 00:21:10,312
the best day to have
that discussion.
625
00:21:12,052 --> 00:21:13,582
No, look, I'm sorry.
626
00:21:13,782 --> 00:21:15,672
It's, uh--it's not today.
627
00:21:15,872 --> 00:21:18,082
It's, uh...
628
00:21:18,282 --> 00:21:19,582
everything.
629
00:21:19,782 --> 00:21:22,042
My car is falling apart.
630
00:21:22,242 --> 00:21:23,242
I'm stuck doing this play.
631
00:21:23,442 --> 00:21:26,852
My divorce is... messy.
632
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:28,722
- You're tending bar for Nazis.
- [Henry] Yeah.
633
00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:31,812
I mean, this is not
how I envisioned my 40s, okay?
634
00:21:33,462 --> 00:21:35,862
Maybe I just
don't want you to...
635
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,782
see the mess.
636
00:21:37,982 --> 00:21:39,822
Like, it's-it's--
637
00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:42,872
uh, it's too real
or-or something.
638
00:21:43,072 --> 00:21:44,222
- Jesus Christ!
- [Evie gasps]
639
00:21:44,422 --> 00:21:45,922
What are you doing here?
640
00:21:46,112 --> 00:21:47,132
Well, Riley wanted
to talk to you,
641
00:21:47,332 --> 00:21:48,142
so we followed her.
642
00:21:48,332 --> 00:21:49,592
Okay. Can it wait?
643
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:50,662
What are you wearing?
644
00:21:50,862 --> 00:21:52,842
Uh, this is for work.
645
00:21:53,032 --> 00:21:54,452
- For teaching?
- Other work.
646
00:21:54,652 --> 00:21:56,062
Are you a magician?
647
00:21:56,262 --> 00:21:58,362
Mr. Pollard, I think
I wanna quit the play.
648
00:21:58,562 --> 00:21:59,352
What?
649
00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:04,022
Okay, uh...
650
00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:06,332
c-c-can you guys
just go there for a sec?
651
00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:07,842
Come here. Sorry. Um--
652
00:22:09,932 --> 00:22:11,272
Uh, Evie, I'm sorry.
653
00:22:11,472 --> 00:22:12,532
[Evie] No, I get it.
654
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,162
This is very real.
655
00:22:14,362 --> 00:22:16,422
Yeah. Uh, is that a bad thing?
656
00:22:16,622 --> 00:22:17,992
It's different.
657
00:22:18,192 --> 00:22:19,242
You did say you didn't want
fairy-tale shit.
658
00:22:20,462 --> 00:22:21,892
It's not fairy-tale shit.
659
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:22,902
[Henry] No.
660
00:22:25,162 --> 00:22:26,342
But it's something?
661
00:22:28,602 --> 00:22:30,182
'Cause I feel like it's--
662
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:32,742
it's at least something.
663
00:22:32,942 --> 00:22:34,142
It's definitely something.
664
00:22:34,342 --> 00:22:35,092
Yeah.
665
00:22:36,172 --> 00:22:39,252
Mm. I have a, um,
666
00:22:39,452 --> 00:22:40,912
- new draft of Human Tree...
- [Henry] Sure.
667
00:22:41,102 --> 00:22:42,012
[Evie]
...waiting for me at home.
668
00:22:42,212 --> 00:22:44,802
- [Henry] Mm-hmm.
- I'll see you...
669
00:22:45,002 --> 00:22:45,972
Tonight?
670
00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:48,432
Yeah, I'll see you tonight.
671
00:22:48,632 --> 00:22:49,882
- All right.
- [Evie] Mm-hmm.
672
00:22:54,712 --> 00:22:57,422
[both] Ooh!
673
00:22:57,622 --> 00:22:58,722
[laughter]
674
00:23:00,632 --> 00:23:01,292
[Evie clears throat]
675
00:23:02,852 --> 00:23:04,562
Uh, okay.
676
00:23:04,762 --> 00:23:08,172
So you guys have the key,
so you're good to go.
677
00:23:08,372 --> 00:23:09,952
I was gonna quit the play.
678
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:12,132
Right.
679
00:23:12,332 --> 00:23:14,132
Uh, why?
680
00:23:14,332 --> 00:23:16,382
[protesters]
We don't wanna see no Nazis!
681
00:23:16,572 --> 00:23:18,462
- We don't wanna see...
- [Roman] Hey.
682
00:23:18,662 --> 00:23:20,582
Yeah! Welcome to the right side
of history, comrades!
683
00:23:20,772 --> 00:23:22,842
What did you do
with the tiny tarts you took?
684
00:23:23,042 --> 00:23:24,972
Oh, I gave 'em to the crew.
They loved 'em.
685
00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:26,802
Oh, shit, uh, the Rowdy Boys.
686
00:23:27,002 --> 00:23:28,972
What?
687
00:23:29,172 --> 00:23:30,892
[all clamoring]
688
00:23:31,092 --> 00:23:33,372
Bring it, you Nazi bastards!
689
00:23:33,572 --> 00:23:34,812
[Proton] Uh, uh, dude, dude,
actually, can you just--
690
00:23:35,012 --> 00:23:37,612
[groaning]
691
00:23:37,812 --> 00:23:38,682
I got you, brother!
692
00:23:38,882 --> 00:23:39,882
Fuck you!
693
00:23:40,082 --> 00:23:42,512
[retching]
694
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:44,862
Wait a second.
He's not a protester.
695
00:23:45,062 --> 00:23:46,512
Wait, Ky-Kyle,
they're not protesters.
696
00:23:46,712 --> 00:23:48,082
They're Nazis pretending
to be protesters.
697
00:23:48,282 --> 00:23:49,932
I bumped into that guy inside.
698
00:23:50,132 --> 00:23:51,352
This is all to get attention.
699
00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:53,222
You socialist scum
have ten seconds
700
00:23:53,422 --> 00:23:54,872
to get the fuck out of here!
701
00:23:55,072 --> 00:23:57,592
- Fuck you, you fascist bastard.
- [Proton] No, no!
702
00:23:57,792 --> 00:23:59,722
Stop! Stop! Stop!
703
00:23:59,922 --> 00:24:01,832
- Oh, uh!
- [Proton] Same team! Same team!
704
00:24:02,032 --> 00:24:03,492
[laughter]
705
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:04,972
Same team!
706
00:24:05,172 --> 00:24:06,622
We're National Greatness
Conservatives!
707
00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:08,452
[stomach growling]
708
00:24:08,652 --> 00:24:10,232
- [retches]
- Get 'em, boys!
709
00:24:10,432 --> 00:24:13,112
- [yells]
- Roman! Roman!
710
00:24:13,312 --> 00:24:15,062
[Dermott] Oh, thank you. Look--
711
00:24:15,262 --> 00:24:16,502
The Rowdy Boys rolled up,
712
00:24:16,702 --> 00:24:18,422
and they're just shellacking
those protesters.
713
00:24:18,622 --> 00:24:19,722
- What?
- [Howard] Yeah, they're just...
714
00:24:19,922 --> 00:24:21,242
- Oh, shit.
- ...stomping on this one
715
00:24:21,442 --> 00:24:22,812
blond guy.
716
00:24:23,012 --> 00:24:24,532
Those are our people.
717
00:24:24,732 --> 00:24:26,252
- What?
- What?
718
00:24:26,452 --> 00:24:28,122
Fake protest,
get on social media,
719
00:24:28,322 --> 00:24:29,252
part of the visibility plan.
720
00:24:29,452 --> 00:24:31,302
Ah, the classic false flag.
721
00:24:31,502 --> 00:24:33,602
Three-dimensional chess, huh.
722
00:24:33,802 --> 00:24:35,772
[glass shatters, people yelp]
723
00:24:37,902 --> 00:24:39,222
Fuck!
724
00:24:39,422 --> 00:24:40,482
Thing is, Mr. Pollard,
725
00:24:40,682 --> 00:24:42,742
I only tried out
so I could skip PE.
726
00:24:42,942 --> 00:24:45,362
Sure, but you had
a really good audition.
727
00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:46,422
You got a big part.
728
00:24:46,622 --> 00:24:47,842
Vasques kinda sucks.
729
00:24:48,042 --> 00:24:49,352
Exactly.
I mean, some people suck.
730
00:24:50,702 --> 00:24:52,792
But they're still people.
731
00:24:56,272 --> 00:24:57,672
Look, that's what was always
interesting to me,
732
00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:01,152
like, as an actor, just...
733
00:25:01,352 --> 00:25:04,242
good or, uh, bad or whatever,
734
00:25:04,442 --> 00:25:07,032
just, you know,
finding that-that...
735
00:25:07,232 --> 00:25:09,732
piece of humanity
in a-a character
736
00:25:09,932 --> 00:25:11,562
that the audience
connects with.
737
00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:14,042
For me, it's less about acting
and more about reacting.
738
00:25:14,242 --> 00:25:14,982
Cloris, not now.
739
00:25:16,422 --> 00:25:19,132
It's just a bunch
of pretending.
740
00:25:19,332 --> 00:25:21,892
Like, what's it good for?
741
00:25:22,092 --> 00:25:25,032
Well, pretend things
can mean something too.
742
00:25:25,222 --> 00:25:25,922
- [door clicks open]
- [Ron] What do you mean,
743
00:25:26,122 --> 00:25:27,442
not paying?
744
00:25:27,642 --> 00:25:28,792
I said, due to damage
to the venue,
745
00:25:28,992 --> 00:25:30,442
I will pay next month.
746
00:25:30,642 --> 00:25:31,712
But n--I don't need
the money next month.
747
00:25:31,912 --> 00:25:33,012
I need the money now.
748
00:25:33,212 --> 00:25:33,932
Well, talk to the Rowdy Boys.
749
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:35,542
[Ron sighs]
750
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:37,672
Look, I have expenses.
I gotta pay my people.
751
00:25:37,872 --> 00:25:39,152
I have van payments.
752
00:25:39,352 --> 00:25:41,022
And I'm in the same boat.
753
00:25:41,222 --> 00:25:42,112
Wanna have
your lawyer call mine?
754
00:25:42,312 --> 00:25:43,742
[Ron] My lawyer?
755
00:25:43,942 --> 00:25:45,722
Ugh. Jesus Christ.
756
00:25:45,922 --> 00:25:49,012
So... sorry, we're not
getting paid this week?
757
00:25:49,212 --> 00:25:51,992
Party Down
will be reimbursed...
758
00:25:52,192 --> 00:25:54,862
- down the road.
- Down the road is...
759
00:25:55,062 --> 00:25:56,212
I'm fucked.
760
00:25:56,412 --> 00:25:58,732
You f--you're fucked? M-my van.
761
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,112
Yeah, and you know
I have to get my car fixed.
762
00:26:01,302 --> 00:26:04,432
You know my ex-wife
i-i-is gonna kill me.
763
00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:06,132
- I know, but--
- Okay, well,
764
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,262
what happened to, "Been there"?
765
00:26:08,462 --> 00:26:10,962
What happened to,
"I feel your pain"?
766
00:26:11,162 --> 00:26:12,382
I do, but--
767
00:26:12,582 --> 00:26:16,122
But you're trying
to reach the common man,
768
00:26:16,322 --> 00:26:18,272
but you know nothing
about the common man.
769
00:26:18,472 --> 00:26:22,102
You don't give a shit about
the common man, seriously.
770
00:26:22,302 --> 00:26:24,452
You're looking a common man
right in the eyes right now
771
00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:26,502
and totally fucking him over.
772
00:26:26,702 --> 00:26:30,812
I mean, Jesus Christ,
I'm 46 years old.
773
00:26:31,012 --> 00:26:35,382
My ex-wife is going
to kill me in court.
774
00:26:35,582 --> 00:26:37,732
They're going to take away
my fucking car--
775
00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:39,712
my car!
776
00:26:39,912 --> 00:26:41,952
They're gonna take my home.
I don't know what else.
777
00:26:42,152 --> 00:26:43,602
I have nothing.
778
00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:46,132
I have nothing.
779
00:26:46,332 --> 00:26:48,042
[sniffles]
780
00:26:48,242 --> 00:26:50,612
I-I--[sobs]
781
00:26:50,812 --> 00:26:52,792
[door bangs open]
782
00:26:52,992 --> 00:26:54,612
[Henry crying] I have nothing.
783
00:26:57,482 --> 00:26:59,752
Stuart, the manager
of the venue
784
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:00,832
would like to speak with you.
785
00:27:02,442 --> 00:27:05,022
Dermott, can you, um,
786
00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:07,532
cover the invoice
for these people?
787
00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:10,452
Sure.
788
00:27:15,932 --> 00:27:17,512
[Ron] And tip's included.
789
00:27:17,712 --> 00:27:19,732
[Dermott clears throat]
I assume this means
790
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,732
Hitler's Germany remains
791
00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,252
the key example
in my presentation?
792
00:27:24,452 --> 00:27:25,722
[sighs]
793
00:27:28,252 --> 00:27:30,542
Yes...
794
00:27:30,742 --> 00:27:31,642
for now.
795
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:40,562
Fucking Nazis.
796
00:27:44,352 --> 00:27:45,562
See?
797
00:27:45,762 --> 00:27:46,832
Pretend.
798
00:27:53,192 --> 00:27:54,542
I'm 42, by the way.
799
00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:00,352
[upbeat jazzy music plays]
800
00:28:00,552 --> 00:28:03,332
♪ ♪
801
00:28:07,422 --> 00:28:08,782
[Kyle]
Just, like, fists everywhere.
802
00:28:08,982 --> 00:28:10,652
It was actually amazing.
803
00:28:10,852 --> 00:28:12,042
You know,
when they were whaling on me,
804
00:28:12,242 --> 00:28:14,152
it was, like,
the most alive I've ever felt.
805
00:28:14,352 --> 00:28:15,302
Don't you have
a big audition tomorrow?
806
00:28:15,502 --> 00:28:17,082
Oh, yeah. Why?
807
00:28:18,652 --> 00:28:20,772
I can't believe that's you.
808
00:28:20,972 --> 00:28:22,882
That's my favorite meme.
809
00:28:23,082 --> 00:28:24,572
What the hell is this? No.
810
00:28:26,092 --> 00:28:29,542
This is
"Are we having fun yet?"
811
00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:32,102
See, talking
about a beer commercial.
812
00:28:32,302 --> 00:28:33,932
Wait, you were in a commercial?
813
00:28:34,132 --> 00:28:35,632
Like, a national campaign?
814
00:28:35,832 --> 00:28:37,892
Yup. Helped pay
for a brand-new car.
815
00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:39,792
[rock music playing,
people laughing]
816
00:28:39,982 --> 00:28:41,052
Oh!
817
00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:43,072
♪ ♪
818
00:28:43,272 --> 00:28:44,862
[Henry] Are we having fun yet?
819
00:28:45,062 --> 00:28:46,312
Whoa.
820
00:28:46,512 --> 00:28:48,642
♪ ♪
821
00:28:48,842 --> 00:28:50,232
[Cloris laughs]
822
00:28:50,432 --> 00:28:53,102
[upbeat jazzy music plays]
823
00:28:53,302 --> 00:28:56,032
♪ ♪