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[Kyle] Yeah, this is Kyle.
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Oh, hi.
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I-I just thought--
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- [Sackson] Sting?
- [Kyle] Wait, what?
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What's Sting?
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Sting is
the Grammy-winning artist
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our guests won VIP tickets
to see
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after this pre-show luau.
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Anyway, just keep
the booze and food flowing
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till they board the bus
to the show,
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should be golden.
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The watchword is "chill."
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[Ron] Chill, yes, of course.
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Well, Chill B. Chillington
is the name,
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and chilling's the g--[groans]
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"What's Sting?"
Seventeen Grammys is what.
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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[laughs]
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- You know about Sting?
- [Lucy] Hmm?
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- What's that?
- Ah, fucking kids.
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Sting! The Police!
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[horn honks]
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[Lucy] Oh, my God.
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- Not the handicap spot.
- What a dick move. Roman!
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[Roman]
I'm allowed to park here.
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I have a placard.
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Carpal tunnel
is a serious disability.
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I'm in pain
every once in a while.
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- [Kyle sighs]
- [Roman] It's no joke.
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Was that about your callback?
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Well, I hoped it might be,
but it was just some lady.
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Apparently,
my car warranty's expired.
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Man, I killed every audition.
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I don't get what happened.
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Clearly, they didn't get
what you were doing.
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So fuck them.
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You do not need their approval.
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I do.
That's what auditions are.
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Man, what if I never act again?
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No.
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Too easy.
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[Henry] So Malibu.
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- Malibu.
- It's pretty groovy, right?
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Very. You sure it's okay
for me to tag along like this?
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[Henry] Yeah, it's just
a bunch of dudes
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hanging before a Sting show.
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- [Evie] Hmm.
- Watchword is "chill."
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- [Evie] Mm-hmm.
- And if anyone asks,
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- you're with us.
- [Evie] Oh, yeah.
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Like, you're you,
but I'm a consultant
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analyzing your
paper product use cost flow.
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Yeah, or you're just with us.
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- Okay.
- Hey, did you, uh--
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did you bring the-the stuff?
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Oh, you mean
did I bring the mushrooms?
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I still can't get over you used
to do this kind of thing.
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I was cool once.
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You know that thing
where you get those
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cool psychedelic insights
into your life?
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- Sure.
- I was great at that.
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And some say...
that I remain cool.
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- Holy shit.
- [Evie] Right?
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Oh, they look like high-quality
mushrooms, I think.
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No, I mean "holy shit" as in,
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that is a comically large
amount of mushrooms.
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I haven't done it for a while.
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I forgot how much
you need for two.
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- Two blue whales?
- Okay.
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Oh, shit, are those mushrooms?
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I would love to access
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some expanded
creative consciousness today.
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- [Evie] Oh.
- [Kyle] Dude. Mushrooms?
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Why are you down there?
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Oh, I'm just dealing
with some heavy shit.
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His car warranty ran out.
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[upbeat jazzy music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[Evie] Is there anyone here
who doesn't want shrooms?
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[Roman] Alter my brain
chemistry with poison fungi?
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- Pass.
- Roman is scared. Shocker.
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[Roman] I'm not scared;
I just don't see the point
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of going around giggling
uncontrollably at shit.
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The point is to unlock
your creative unconscious.
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[Roman] I don't need drugs
to unlock
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my creative unconscious.
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[Kyle]
'Cause he doesn't use it.
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When was the last time
you wrote anything?
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Like, what about your opus?
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[Henry] He's been working
on his opus
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for, like, ten years.
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Is that a long time
for an opus?
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It's half the amount of time
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Michael Crichton
worked on Sphere,
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which isn't even an opus.
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It's just Sphere.
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I've tried to crack the story,
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but now I'm just really focused
on my vlog.
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- Why?
- [Roman] Car, money,
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positive affirmation--
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all things
I don't get from writing?
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That is the most
bourgeois bullshit
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I have ever heard
in my entire life.
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It's called reality, Lucy.
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And even if I did finish it,
no one wants it.
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For a true artist, rejection
is the truest affirmation.
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Look at Kyle.
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[Evie] So that's
a no on shrooms?
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- Come on, Roman.
- [Kyle] You're scared.
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[Evie] Maybe he just needs
a little love.
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- [Kyle] He's a little scared.
- Come on.
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[all]
Roman! Roman! Roman! Roman!
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You guys are peer pressuring me
into drugs.
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That's right.
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[all] Roman! Roman!
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- Okay.
- [all cheering]
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[Sackson] What-what's, like,
a good amount?
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Is this, like, okay?
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- For a first time?
- [Sackson] Mm.
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- Less than that.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I want to see
all the psychic realms
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and the face of God
and all that shit.
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Oh, jeez, guy, you'll-you'll
cleave your psyche in twain.
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Hell yes, I am going
to livestream my first trip.
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Can you imagine the numbers
if my psyche
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cleaves in twain live?
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- I would watch that.
- Check it out.
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Oh!
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[Ron] Okay, guys, good news.
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Constance dropped her iPad
in her koi pond,
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so no spiritual message.
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Oh.
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Guys, the food
is for the guests, okay?
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You know,
if I wasn't so chill right now,
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I'd give you all RDDs.
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But, hey, Miss Adler?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm a consultant,
uh, for the paper.
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For the paper company.
Paper goods.
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No, you're not.
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She's with us.
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- [indistinct chatter]
- ["Reminiscing" playing]
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[Ron chuckles]
Stick around, all right?
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[person] Let's get another one!
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- Cheers!
- Cheers!
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No negative energy.
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[Sacker] Yes.
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All right, all right, okay.
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Okay, who's having a good time?
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[crowd cheering]
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- Enjoy.
- I think I felt something.
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Do you feel anything?
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Yeah, stupid for doing this.
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[Sacker]
All right, and who is psyched
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for VIP seating
to see the legendary Sting?
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- [crowd cheering]
- Whoo! Sting, baby!
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[laughs] You psyched for Sting?
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- I don't know who I am.
- Oh, no.
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[Sacker] All right, okay, okay.
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So I want everybody to eat,
drink, and have a good time
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until it's time
to get on that bus.
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And remember, the watchword
for the day is "chill."
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[all] Chill!
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- Yes!
- Chill, yeah, well,
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Chill B. Chillington's
the name, and sh--
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oh, she's fucking gone again.
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[Little River Band]
♪ I'm talking about ♪
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♪ A lifetime plan... ♪
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Oof.
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Wow.
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Uh, one mai tai.
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- Beautiful.
- Isn't it?
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It's like a Maui sunset.
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- [chuckles]
- I guess.
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- Oh.
- [Evie] Henry?
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The watchword is "chill,"
like you said.
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So weird.
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Yeah, the radio people
told us earlier
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the watchword is "chill."
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Oh, shoot, I thought
it was "synchronicity."
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The album by The Police,
featuring bass and vocals by...
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[both] Sting.
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See, now,
was that synchronicity?
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I don't actually know
what the word means.
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- Do you?
- No, no, no, no, I don't know.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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So a bird just looked at me
a certain way.
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- Bird?
- [Sackson] Bird.
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[Evie] Bird.
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I think it's happening.
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I'm gonna start the stream.
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- [Henry chuckles]
- [phone beeps]
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[Sackson] Hey, everybody.
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[both] Hey.
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Who's down for some
Sacks on the beach?
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[laughs]
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[Sackson] All right,
everybody, buckle up,
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'cause today
ole Sacks is embarking
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on his first
psychedelic odyssey.
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- Let's talk about fingers.
- Bye.
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[Sackson] They're just these...
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I should maybe
keep an eye on him,
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like, in case he goes
into a weird place.
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Yeah, like a lizard store.
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Or an emotional place.
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You cool here
if I ramble a little?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I got a shirt going.
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Oh. Hey.
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[Henry chuckles]
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Oh, you're--
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this is the front of you.
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You need--uh, all right.
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[singer] ♪ I can't believe it ♪
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♪ Can't believe it... ♪
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[both grunting]
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[singer] ♪ What I feel
Looking in your eyes ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ There's no need
For any disguise... ♪
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What do you got going on here?
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Sh-shrimp,
shrimp is going on here.
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[singer]
♪ Can't believe it... ♪
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[Roman] Uh...
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[person] Hey there.
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Thank you.
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[singer]
♪ I'm in love with you ♪
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[Roman] Uh...
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[singer] ♪ Better believe it ♪
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[upbeat music playing]
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So what was it like?
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What?
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When you quit acting.
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What was it like?
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[Jeff] Beer.
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Rough, actually.
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- Yeah.
- But kind of a relief.
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A relief?
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Like, I'd been
in this weird limbo
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for so long.
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A limbo. Like, who am I?
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Yeah, like a formless limbo.
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- Yeah, I've been there.
- You were an actor?
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[Jeff] No, no, no, sorry.
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Thought you were talking
about divorce.
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- Oh.
- [Jeff] Formless limbo,
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who am I, finally moving on--
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- that was my divorce.
- [Kyle] Huh.
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[Jeff] You know,
all I ever wanted to be
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was a good husband, good dad.
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- Right.
- [Jeff] That's who I was,
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all I ever wanted to be.
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So when that went away, well...
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- Kyle, I need to talk to you.
- ...talk about limbo...
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Not now, man.
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Hey, so how did--how did you
deal with that? Stop.
254
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[Jeff] Well, that's
the question, isn't it?
255
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You know, I just been
figuring it out
256
00:08:27,752 --> 00:08:29,122
in bits and pieces, you know,
257
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- day by day.
- I gotta talk to you, Kyle.
258
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[Kyle]
Dude, I'm talking to this guy.
259
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Jeff. Go do what you need to.
260
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- I'm gonna hit the head.
- Kyle.
261
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Yeah, we'll talk later, man.
Dude, what the fuck?
262
00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:39,302
I was talking to Jeff.
263
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What are you,
freaking out or something?
264
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[Roman] No, I'm fine.
265
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Just, pe-people
are looking at me.
266
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- Oh.
- [Henry chuckles]
267
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- Okay, all right.
- [Roman] There's just something
268
00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:50,452
weird and off
about this whole party.
269
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[laughter]
270
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It's--you're just
a little paranoid, that's all.
271
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It's a first-timer
classic thing.
272
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- Relax.
- I'm not paranoid.
273
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[laughter]
274
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There's just people
who are weird, and...
275
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they're looking at me
a certain way.
276
00:09:03,402 --> 00:09:06,372
- Oh.
- [laughter]
277
00:09:06,572 --> 00:09:07,242
Okay, fine, be dicks about it.
278
00:09:07,442 --> 00:09:09,202
[laughter]
279
00:09:09,402 --> 00:09:12,362
So much for so-called
drugs camaraderie.
280
00:09:12,562 --> 00:09:13,732
- Drug what?
- Oh, no,
281
00:09:13,932 --> 00:09:16,342
- that's not a thing, man.
- [laughs]
282
00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:18,392
- [Henry] Aw, Roman!
- [Kyle] Come on, man.
283
00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,542
[meditative throat singing
playing over speaker]
284
00:09:21,742 --> 00:09:23,652
[Ron] Ooh, okay, how we doing?
285
00:09:23,852 --> 00:09:25,312
I need more mini tacos
and shrimp things
286
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because they're going like--
287
00:09:26,752 --> 00:09:29,332
♪ ♪
288
00:09:29,532 --> 00:09:30,532
What the hell
are you listening to?
289
00:09:30,732 --> 00:09:32,532
It helps me think differently.
290
00:09:32,732 --> 00:09:33,492
- Right.
- [music stops]
291
00:09:33,692 --> 00:09:34,882
So, uh, how we doing?
292
00:09:35,082 --> 00:09:36,402
Okay, I need more, uh--what?
293
00:09:36,602 --> 00:09:37,882
[sighs] What is that?
294
00:09:38,082 --> 00:09:39,322
It is something I'm working on.
295
00:09:39,522 --> 00:09:40,632
For a laid-back luau,
296
00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:42,322
I wanted
to try a fun crowd-pleaser.
297
00:09:42,522 --> 00:09:43,802
Right.
298
00:09:44,002 --> 00:09:45,062
- What is it?
- [Lucy] It is called...
299
00:09:46,622 --> 00:09:48,262
...spanashe.
300
00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:49,722
Oh, what is that, Italian?
301
00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,592
It's made up. [chuckles]
302
00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,112
- What is it?
- Try it.
303
00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,202
[sighs]
304
00:10:04,072 --> 00:10:06,032
Mm, well, that's-that's, um--
305
00:10:09,602 --> 00:10:10,702
Well, it tastes like something.
306
00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,422
- [Lucy] Mm-hmm.
- Huh. It's weird.
307
00:10:12,622 --> 00:10:14,182
[laughter]
308
00:10:14,382 --> 00:10:15,752
Is it even food?
309
00:10:15,952 --> 00:10:17,362
Oh, my God, exactly!
310
00:10:17,562 --> 00:10:19,972
Is it... food?
311
00:10:20,172 --> 00:10:21,352
It is spiced wood pulp.
312
00:10:22,572 --> 00:10:24,132
Paper, basically.
313
00:10:24,322 --> 00:10:26,112
It's got the quality of food--
314
00:10:26,312 --> 00:10:27,482
texture, flavor, shape--
315
00:10:27,682 --> 00:10:29,072
but no nutritional value, so...
316
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,092
So it's not food.
317
00:10:30,292 --> 00:10:32,052
Or is it?
318
00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:33,162
- Is it?
- You're eating it.
319
00:10:33,362 --> 00:10:34,462
Is this a joke?
320
00:10:34,662 --> 00:10:35,992
It's a fun conceptual piece,
Ron.
321
00:10:36,182 --> 00:10:37,642
- So it's not food.
- Or is it?
322
00:10:37,842 --> 00:10:39,162
God damn it. Wow.
323
00:10:39,362 --> 00:10:40,212
[Lucy] It's to help
open your mind
324
00:10:40,412 --> 00:10:42,672
to see and think in new ways,
325
00:10:42,872 --> 00:10:45,082
to collapse
the traditional boundaries.
326
00:10:45,282 --> 00:10:46,652
Well, I--
it's-it's an appetizer.
327
00:10:46,852 --> 00:10:48,352
Are you high on weed?
328
00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:49,512
[laughs] No.
329
00:10:51,082 --> 00:10:52,282
I don't do drugs.
330
00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:53,782
[Ron] Ha-ha. Here we go.
331
00:10:58,562 --> 00:11:01,362
Spanashe.
332
00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:03,012
Okay, so you can get free
tickets, who's it gonna be?
333
00:11:03,212 --> 00:11:05,362
- Probably Matchbox.
- Nice.
334
00:11:05,562 --> 00:11:06,362
- Blink.
- Okay.
335
00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:07,842
- Mm, Bizkit.
- Mm-hmm.
336
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,582
You're a '90s kid.
I could tell.
337
00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:10,822
But I'm not saying no
to Sting tickets.
338
00:11:11,022 --> 00:11:12,282
Motherfucker has 17 Grammys,
hello.
339
00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:14,182
Mm-hmm. Oh, that's beautiful.
340
00:11:14,372 --> 00:11:17,412
Yeah, it's like Big Bird...
on fire.
341
00:11:19,192 --> 00:11:20,462
Henry.
342
00:11:20,662 --> 00:11:21,732
- There's a bush down there.
- What?
343
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,562
No, it has a style all its own.
344
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,172
Cool.
345
00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:29,462
Hey, um, this was a good idea.
346
00:11:31,032 --> 00:11:33,372
- I know.
- Yeah.
347
00:11:33,572 --> 00:11:35,352
I can't believe I have to go
in the office Monday
348
00:11:35,552 --> 00:11:37,922
and pitch the fucking
Douglas Firspin-off.
349
00:11:38,122 --> 00:11:39,742
- Douglas Fir?
- Douglas Fir.
350
00:11:39,942 --> 00:11:43,312
Is it a man named Douglas
who's part tree?
351
00:11:43,512 --> 00:11:44,552
- Yes.
- [laughs]
352
00:11:44,752 --> 00:11:46,142
- No way.
- Yes.
353
00:11:46,342 --> 00:11:47,582
[laughs] Really?
354
00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:48,752
Yes.
355
00:11:48,952 --> 00:11:49,962
What's the spin-off of that?
356
00:11:51,312 --> 00:11:52,322
Manputer.
357
00:11:52,522 --> 00:11:53,892
Manputer?
358
00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:55,932
It's a man
who's also a computer.
359
00:11:57,492 --> 00:11:59,112
[both] Manputer.
360
00:11:59,312 --> 00:12:01,452
[laughter]
361
00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:04,592
[Evie] Oh, my God.
362
00:12:06,812 --> 00:12:08,802
[Henry] What?
363
00:12:08,992 --> 00:12:11,102
- What?
- When I was starting out,
364
00:12:11,302 --> 00:12:12,472
I really thought
that I was gonna make
365
00:12:12,672 --> 00:12:14,002
important independent cinema.
366
00:12:14,202 --> 00:12:16,962
[laughter]
367
00:12:17,162 --> 00:12:19,442
I-I said,
"Are we having fun yet?"
368
00:12:19,642 --> 00:12:22,392
[laughter]
369
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,972
I was like, "I am gonna make
370
00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:29,882
important independent cinema."
371
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,272
Me too.
372
00:12:33,882 --> 00:12:35,892
God, you should have done it.
You'd be great.
373
00:12:36,092 --> 00:12:37,722
Oh, I tried. Hey, you did.
374
00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:39,062
Then I didn't.
375
00:12:39,262 --> 00:12:40,152
Yeah, you were too good at it,
376
00:12:40,352 --> 00:12:41,282
so now you're doing Manputer.
377
00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:42,552
Oh, no!
378
00:12:42,752 --> 00:12:44,612
Yeah.
379
00:12:44,812 --> 00:12:47,202
What if you were doing it?
380
00:12:47,402 --> 00:12:49,682
What if you
were Colonel Stryker?
381
00:12:49,882 --> 00:12:51,192
What's that?
382
00:12:51,382 --> 00:12:53,232
He's a colonel.
He's a Mark Strong type.
383
00:12:53,432 --> 00:12:55,542
He is a regular
in the extended universe.
384
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:59,062
You could be him,
and then you'd be back.
385
00:12:59,262 --> 00:13:00,522
What do you think?
386
00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:02,092
That sounds crazy.
387
00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:03,352
Why do you say that?
388
00:13:03,552 --> 00:13:04,792
'Cause we're on mushrooms.
389
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,532
- You're on mushrooms?
- [both] No.
390
00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:07,832
Hey, speaking of,
how's Sackson?
391
00:13:08,032 --> 00:13:10,522
Who? Shit.
392
00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:12,792
He was there,
and then I looked at a bush,
393
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,402
- and then he wasn't there!
- Oh.
394
00:13:14,602 --> 00:13:16,412
Oh, God, I lost Sackson.
395
00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:18,362
Uh, you--isn't he
doing a livestream?
396
00:13:18,562 --> 00:13:19,932
Right!
397
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,462
He should be right here.
398
00:13:22,662 --> 00:13:23,612
[Sackson] Oh, damn, so, uh,
399
00:13:23,812 --> 00:13:25,592
current update,
400
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:28,032
I'm in a blue tube
of consciousness.
401
00:13:28,232 --> 00:13:29,642
He's in a blue tube
of consciousness.
402
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:30,942
- What the fuck is that?
- [Sackson] And I'm fully
403
00:13:31,142 --> 00:13:32,862
unstuck in time,
and I'm-I'm probably a bird.
404
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:33,972
- [both] Bird.
- [Sackson] Let's take a look
405
00:13:34,172 --> 00:13:35,142
at these numbers.
Oh, they keep going up.
406
00:13:35,342 --> 00:13:36,772
Oh, wait, I know where he is!
407
00:13:36,972 --> 00:13:38,492
- Where?
- Can you watch the bar, please?
408
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,392
- Can do, boss.
- [Henry] Come on! Follow me!
409
00:13:40,592 --> 00:13:41,872
[Evie] Okay.
410
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,782
[Edgar] Get out the good shit.
411
00:13:43,982 --> 00:13:45,262
Thank you.
412
00:13:45,462 --> 00:13:47,832
- [Kyle] Yo, dude!
- [Henry] Hey!
413
00:13:48,032 --> 00:13:51,142
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
414
00:13:51,342 --> 00:13:53,972
[static crackling]
415
00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:55,742
[Roman] Uh...
416
00:13:56,652 --> 00:13:58,492
Right, the pink bow tie,
he just made me.
417
00:13:58,692 --> 00:13:59,952
Yup, with the long hair,
glasses on.
418
00:14:00,152 --> 00:14:01,542
[Roman] Oh, no.
419
00:14:01,742 --> 00:14:02,872
- [Mattea] Excuse me.
- What?
420
00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:04,152
Hey, bud, can you
come with us for a second?
421
00:14:04,352 --> 00:14:05,592
[Roman] Uh...
422
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:06,332
[Mattea]
Can you come this way, please?
423
00:14:06,532 --> 00:14:07,722
Guys, I didn't--I'm not--
424
00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:09,462
why is he holding me so tight?
425
00:14:09,662 --> 00:14:10,502
[Mattea] He's a strong man,
that's why, okay?
426
00:14:10,702 --> 00:14:11,682
Just follow this man.
427
00:14:11,882 --> 00:14:13,252
- Jazzed for Sting? [laughs]
- Yep!
428
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,332
He gonna put on a show!
[laughs]
429
00:14:15,532 --> 00:14:17,512
Wait, the sponsors tent?
[chuckles nervously]
430
00:14:17,712 --> 00:14:18,752
Am I in trouble
with the sponsors?
431
00:14:18,952 --> 00:14:19,732
[Mattea]
Nah, man, everything's chill.
432
00:14:19,932 --> 00:14:20,602
I'm chill. You're chill, right?
433
00:14:20,802 --> 00:14:21,802
Help, help.
434
00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:23,042
[Mattea]
Nope, this way, this way.
435
00:14:23,242 --> 00:14:24,692
Just go right in.
The tent is chill.
436
00:14:24,892 --> 00:14:26,382
- [Roman] I'm listening.
- Not temperature-wise.
437
00:14:28,122 --> 00:14:30,262
Yeah, just keep walking, okay?
438
00:14:30,462 --> 00:14:31,922
- Just be chill, okay?
- [Roman] Okay.
439
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:32,852
- [Mattea] Sit.
- I'm chill.
440
00:14:33,052 --> 00:14:34,092
Sit!
441
00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:36,232
[indistinct radio chatter]
442
00:14:36,422 --> 00:14:37,512
- So this is the guy?
- This the guy.
443
00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:39,142
[Roman] I'm not the guy.
444
00:14:39,342 --> 00:14:40,532
[Mattea] What do we got here,
shrimp? Mm.
445
00:14:40,732 --> 00:14:42,362
Tomato, basil, mozzarella.
446
00:14:42,562 --> 00:14:44,362
"Tomato, basil, mozzarella."
Fucking rabbit food.
447
00:14:44,562 --> 00:14:46,322
So earlier, you were
talking to a guy at the bar.
448
00:14:46,522 --> 00:14:48,062
Dirty blond, beard.
449
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,722
Wannabe Kris Kristofferson
looking piece of shit.
450
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,652
- Jeff?
- Jeff Daniels.
451
00:14:51,852 --> 00:14:53,552
- No relation.
- To whom?
452
00:14:53,752 --> 00:14:54,812
- The actor.
- The what?
453
00:14:55,012 --> 00:14:56,532
[Sacker] Jeff Daniels.
454
00:14:56,732 --> 00:14:57,332
[Mattea] He's an American icon.
Jeff Daniels.
455
00:14:57,532 --> 00:14:59,292
Newsroom?
456
00:14:59,492 --> 00:15:01,212
Squid and the Whale.
Dumb & Dumber?
457
00:15:01,412 --> 00:15:02,112
Dumb & Dumber?
458
00:15:03,242 --> 00:15:04,822
Dumb & Dumber?
459
00:15:05,022 --> 00:15:06,172
- Look, Roman.
- How do you know my name?
460
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,912
I'm Lieutenant Sacker.
461
00:15:08,112 --> 00:15:10,412
This isn't a luau.
No one's won anything.
462
00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:13,782
Every "prizewinner"
is a deadbeat parent
463
00:15:13,982 --> 00:15:15,002
with an outstanding
child support warrant
464
00:15:15,202 --> 00:15:16,742
who took the bait
for free tickets.
465
00:15:16,942 --> 00:15:19,012
But when they get on that bus,
466
00:15:19,212 --> 00:15:20,532
they're not going
to a Sting concert.
467
00:15:20,732 --> 00:15:21,752
They're not?
468
00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:24,322
They're going to a sting.
469
00:15:24,522 --> 00:15:26,542
[laughs] Get it?
470
00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:27,802
Yeah, great gag, Johnson.
471
00:15:28,002 --> 00:15:29,872
Look, I talked
to these guys, okay?
472
00:15:30,072 --> 00:15:31,762
We would get a better response
if we went more '90s.
473
00:15:31,962 --> 00:15:33,412
Blink, Matchbox, okay?
474
00:15:33,612 --> 00:15:35,152
There's a new generation
of deadbeats
475
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,632
that have no connection
to Sting at all.
476
00:15:36,832 --> 00:15:38,032
Joe, we discussed this.
477
00:15:38,232 --> 00:15:39,202
[Mattea] We're leaving mooks
on the street
478
00:15:39,402 --> 00:15:40,252
so that Johnson
can have his dumb gag.
479
00:15:40,452 --> 00:15:41,332
[Johnson] Dumb?
480
00:15:41,532 --> 00:15:42,732
These dipshits getting on a bus
481
00:15:42,932 --> 00:15:45,862
that literally says "sting"
right on it,
482
00:15:46,062 --> 00:15:47,082
- it's good, right?
- [Mattea] It's fine.
483
00:15:47,282 --> 00:15:48,042
It's a B-plus at best, Johnson!
484
00:15:48,242 --> 00:15:49,122
[Sacker] We don't know--
485
00:15:49,322 --> 00:15:50,712
You're not a comedian!
486
00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:52,152
We don't know if we have
the right Jeff Daniels,
487
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,432
so we need you to get us
a current address
488
00:15:54,632 --> 00:15:56,942
or ID his car so we can
issue a warrant for search.
489
00:15:57,142 --> 00:15:59,222
- Why me?
- You made contact.
490
00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:00,722
And you're sharp.
491
00:16:00,922 --> 00:16:03,232
Those dildos don't suspect
a thing, but you,
492
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,712
you made us immediately.
493
00:16:05,912 --> 00:16:06,882
Zeroed in on me
the second he saw me.
494
00:16:07,082 --> 00:16:08,232
I did?
495
00:16:08,432 --> 00:16:09,882
It was freaky.
496
00:16:10,082 --> 00:16:11,672
[Roman] Look, I didn't even--
I had--
497
00:16:11,872 --> 00:16:13,282
Kyle talked to him
a lot longer.
498
00:16:13,482 --> 00:16:15,132
Who, Ken doll dipshit?
499
00:16:15,332 --> 00:16:17,652
Talk about out to lunch.
No wonder the service sucks.
500
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,482
The deadbeat's got nothin'
on these fucking cater waiters.
501
00:16:19,682 --> 00:16:20,592
[Sacker]
Well, what do you expect
502
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:21,592
from a bunch
of unemployed actors?
503
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,252
You an actor?
504
00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:24,942
- I'm a--I--
- You don't look like an actor.
505
00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:25,662
- I'm not a--
- [Johnson] He could be
506
00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:26,862
a character actor,
507
00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:28,292
like, plays nerds or sad sacks.
508
00:16:28,492 --> 00:16:29,602
[softly] Guy who looks up
before the comet hits.
509
00:16:29,802 --> 00:16:30,822
- [Johnson] What'd he say?
- [Mattea] I'm sorry.
510
00:16:31,022 --> 00:16:32,412
Say that again, Dan? [laughs]
511
00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:33,862
[normally] Guy who looks up
before the comet hits.
512
00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:35,612
[laughter]
513
00:16:35,802 --> 00:16:36,912
[Mattea] Nice, Dan!
514
00:16:37,112 --> 00:16:38,392
Say it louder, though.
Be proud.
515
00:16:38,592 --> 00:16:41,112
No, I'm not a--
I'm a--I'm a--I have a vlog.
516
00:16:41,312 --> 00:16:42,792
Issues and critiques on--
517
00:16:42,992 --> 00:16:44,662
Issues and critiques, see?
518
00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:46,492
I knew you weren't
some artsy fruit loop.
519
00:16:46,692 --> 00:16:47,752
[Roman] Uh-uh.
520
00:16:47,952 --> 00:16:48,972
Hey, hey, thought I saw--
521
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,192
- Ron?
- Ron!
522
00:16:50,382 --> 00:16:52,432
No coming into the sponsor tent
523
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:54,192
when we're doing
operation stuff!
524
00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:55,452
Yeah, yeah, sure,
uh, it's just,
525
00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:56,542
I saw you bring him in,
and I thought
526
00:16:56,742 --> 00:16:57,872
maybe you needed me
for something.
527
00:16:58,072 --> 00:16:58,722
- You knew about this?
- [Ron] Well, yeah, yeah.
528
00:16:58,912 --> 00:16:59,852
I was sworn to secrecy.
529
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:00,762
You know, I was sort of made
530
00:17:00,962 --> 00:17:01,892
special deputy for the day.
531
00:17:02,092 --> 00:17:04,112
[laughs]
532
00:17:04,312 --> 00:17:05,292
- [mimics guns twirling]
- You're no special anything.
533
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,272
- Why don't you go?
- Oh.
534
00:17:07,472 --> 00:17:09,122
- And don't come back.
- Unless you got some real food.
535
00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:11,012
- Shrimp.
- Chicken tacos, mini hot dogs.
536
00:17:11,212 --> 00:17:12,512
- Real food.
- Hot shrimp with pineapple.
537
00:17:12,712 --> 00:17:13,972
[Ron] Hot shrimp, you got it.
538
00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,082
Got it, okay,
and then I'll be back.
539
00:17:15,282 --> 00:17:16,362
I'll come right back
with that.
540
00:17:16,562 --> 00:17:17,522
- [Roman] Help, Ron!
- [Sacker] Roman, listen.
541
00:17:17,722 --> 00:17:19,482
Jeff Daniels, find him.
542
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,742
And if you say a word,
there will be consequences.
543
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:23,642
You got it?
544
00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:27,272
- [Henry] Sackson!
- [Evie] Where is he?
545
00:17:27,472 --> 00:17:29,792
See? Blue!
546
00:17:29,992 --> 00:17:31,702
[Evie] Right, yes, right.
547
00:17:31,902 --> 00:17:33,402
Okay, sponsors tent, of course.
548
00:17:33,602 --> 00:17:34,972
- Yeah.
- Genius.
549
00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:36,232
- Sackson, are you okay?
- [Johnson] Whoa!
550
00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:37,932
Where do you think
you're going?
551
00:17:38,132 --> 00:17:38,732
- This is the sponsors tent.
- No, no, no, no, it's okay.
552
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,102
We just need to check--
553
00:17:40,302 --> 00:17:41,762
- Sponsors only. Get lost.
- Okay, okay.
554
00:17:41,962 --> 00:17:42,592
- [Evie] Okay.
- Wow.
555
00:17:42,782 --> 00:17:43,932
[Evie] Wow.
556
00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:44,742
Whoa, that's some intense
sponsors.
557
00:17:44,942 --> 00:17:48,462
Yeah. [sighs] Look, blue!
558
00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:49,582
Sackson!
559
00:17:50,892 --> 00:17:51,902
Are you in there? It's us.
560
00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:53,512
Sackson, are you okay?
561
00:17:53,712 --> 00:17:54,632
[gasps]
562
00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:59,652
Wait, you were just at the bar.
563
00:17:59,852 --> 00:18:02,652
And then I came here,
and now I'm heading back.
564
00:18:02,852 --> 00:18:04,212
- [Evie sighs]
- What?
565
00:18:06,902 --> 00:18:08,072
How long did it take us
to get here?
566
00:18:08,272 --> 00:18:09,612
[Sackson yells]
567
00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,742
Look, blue!
568
00:18:11,942 --> 00:18:15,102
[Sackson screaming]
569
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,662
Look at him go.
570
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,842
- [Sackson screaming]
- [person] What the hell?
571
00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:21,692
[indistinct chatter]
572
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,502
[slow rock music playing
over speakers]
573
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:24,672
[Kyle] I've been an actor
since I got
574
00:18:24,872 --> 00:18:26,462
Sky Masterson as a freshman.
575
00:18:26,652 --> 00:18:28,022
- Cool.
- [Kyle] It's who I was,
576
00:18:28,222 --> 00:18:29,332
all I ever wanted to be.
577
00:18:29,532 --> 00:18:31,812
And that is gone,
and I'm like--
578
00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:33,512
- Who am I?
- Right?
579
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,032
- I've been there.
- A husband and father.
580
00:18:35,232 --> 00:18:36,332
All I ever wanted to be.
581
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,732
[Kyle sighs]
582
00:18:37,932 --> 00:18:39,562
What's up, guys?
583
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,252
Yeah, but that's how I learned
it's enough to be.
584
00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:44,342
To be. Huh.
585
00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:46,322
Yeah, I'm not
a husband and father.
586
00:18:46,522 --> 00:18:49,072
- You're not an actor.
- No.
587
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,172
[Jeff] I mean,
think of all the ways
588
00:18:50,372 --> 00:18:51,282
we make ourselves suffer
for the things
589
00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:53,262
that we do or don't do.
590
00:18:53,462 --> 00:18:55,302
Is a man what he does?
591
00:18:56,562 --> 00:18:57,572
- No.
- No.
592
00:18:57,772 --> 00:19:00,182
He is... who he is.
593
00:19:00,382 --> 00:19:01,662
[groans]
594
00:19:01,862 --> 00:19:05,442
So basically, like, I... am?
595
00:19:06,402 --> 00:19:07,842
- Yeah.
- Oh!
596
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,432
[laughs]
597
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:12,072
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
598
00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:15,162
What the fuck are you guys
talking about?
599
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,162
How it doesn't matter
what you do.
600
00:19:17,362 --> 00:19:19,072
It's more--
wait, how does it go?
601
00:19:19,272 --> 00:19:20,642
You are what you are.
602
00:19:20,842 --> 00:19:22,512
I am what I am.
603
00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:25,282
Being is the essence
of existence.
604
00:19:25,472 --> 00:19:27,042
- Yeah.
- The--uh, what?
605
00:19:27,242 --> 00:19:28,472
If you don't get it,
you don't get it.
606
00:19:28,672 --> 00:19:30,432
But I get it, and, man...
[chuckles]
607
00:19:30,632 --> 00:19:31,462
...yeah.
608
00:19:31,652 --> 00:19:33,632
[laughs]
609
00:19:33,832 --> 00:19:35,742
[Roman laughs dryly]
610
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,472
Yeah, Jeff...
611
00:19:38,212 --> 00:19:39,702
[clears throat]
...where you from?
612
00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:42,272
Oh, here, there.
613
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,492
Mostly been ramblin'.
614
00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:45,252
- Ramblin'.
- Yeah, ramblin'.
615
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,542
You need a vehicle for that.
616
00:19:47,742 --> 00:19:48,752
Sure do.
617
00:19:48,952 --> 00:19:50,712
What's your ramblin' vehicle?
618
00:19:50,912 --> 00:19:52,062
- Seventy-four Nova.
- Baby.
619
00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:53,392
Chevy Nova.
620
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:54,912
Loaner from my bro Dennis.
621
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:55,982
You know,
gets me from here to there.
622
00:19:56,182 --> 00:19:57,332
- [Kyle] Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
623
00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,202
Well, I am going to freshen up.
624
00:19:59,402 --> 00:20:00,592
- Yeah.
- Gentlemen.
625
00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:02,122
[Kyle] Keep on a-ramblin'.
626
00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:03,552
Fuckin' Jeff, man!
627
00:20:03,752 --> 00:20:04,882
Oh, yeah.
628
00:20:05,082 --> 00:20:06,992
He's full of shit.
629
00:20:07,192 --> 00:20:09,912
[as Jeff]
In time, you'll get it.
630
00:20:10,112 --> 00:20:11,292
In time.
631
00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:14,952
Get what?
632
00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:17,672
[energetic music playing
over speaker]
633
00:20:17,872 --> 00:20:22,592
♪ ♪
634
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,142
Off.
635
00:20:24,342 --> 00:20:25,622
[music stops]
636
00:20:25,822 --> 00:20:27,322
- Okay, so, Lucy--
- Oh, Ron, how's it going?
637
00:20:27,512 --> 00:20:28,402
Are people having fun
with the spanashe?
638
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,802
Like, what's the reaction been?
639
00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:31,382
It's been nothing.
No one wants spanashe.
640
00:20:31,582 --> 00:20:32,892
- No one?
- No one, okay?
641
00:20:33,092 --> 00:20:34,672
I just really need
something good and normal.
642
00:20:34,872 --> 00:20:36,372
No one at all?
643
00:20:36,572 --> 00:20:37,932
Not, like, a single person
has engaged with it?
644
00:20:38,132 --> 00:20:39,542
Yeah, one guy looked at it
and threw it away.
645
00:20:39,742 --> 00:20:40,332
Has no one
explained the concept?
646
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,812
It's an appetizer.
647
00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:42,942
It's a brisk,
enlightening experience.
648
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,202
I'm sure
if they just understood--
649
00:20:44,402 --> 00:20:45,812
Lucy, it's a luau
before a Sting concert.
650
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,122
No one wants to think
or see in new ways, okay?
651
00:20:48,322 --> 00:20:49,472
And who-who-who would
want this, okay?
652
00:20:49,672 --> 00:20:50,732
What even is it?
653
00:20:50,932 --> 00:20:51,752
- [plates clatter]
- Exactly.
654
00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:54,432
No! No, okay?
655
00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:56,072
People just want
to eat a thing!
656
00:20:58,032 --> 00:21:00,022
- Okay.
- Okay?
657
00:21:00,222 --> 00:21:01,832
So, like, a spiced slurry
of pig faces,
658
00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:03,662
feet, and end parts, salted,
659
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,612
in a casing tube
and fire roasted?
660
00:21:05,812 --> 00:21:07,782
No, like hot dogs!
661
00:21:09,832 --> 00:21:13,122
Hmm, now that looks nice.
662
00:21:13,322 --> 00:21:16,192
Like a worrisome urine sample.
663
00:21:16,392 --> 00:21:19,762
[groovy music playing
over speakers]
664
00:21:19,962 --> 00:21:22,332
- Anything?
- I'm worried he fell in a hole.
665
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,812
[Henry] Or he left his phone
in his pocket.
666
00:21:25,012 --> 00:21:26,642
Wow, he's getting
some crazy numbers.
667
00:21:26,832 --> 00:21:27,922
I lost Sackson.
668
00:21:28,122 --> 00:21:30,162
No, he's fine, I'm sure.
669
00:21:30,362 --> 00:21:32,032
[Evie]
Listen, it's not just him.
670
00:21:32,232 --> 00:21:34,032
I thought it'd be cool
and interesting
671
00:21:34,232 --> 00:21:36,172
to go along on his trip,
but then I got distracted
672
00:21:36,372 --> 00:21:38,082
by a bush,
and then he was gone,
673
00:21:38,282 --> 00:21:39,692
and then I didn't even remember
what I set out to do.
674
00:21:39,892 --> 00:21:41,482
Yeah, I know.
You told me the story.
675
00:21:41,682 --> 00:21:43,042
No, it's not a story.
676
00:21:43,242 --> 00:21:44,942
It's a metaphor.
677
00:21:45,142 --> 00:21:46,442
For what?
678
00:21:46,642 --> 00:21:48,482
- I'm me...
- Yeah?
679
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,032
...and Sackson
is my younger self,
680
00:21:50,232 --> 00:21:51,462
and he's interested
in new ideas
681
00:21:51,662 --> 00:21:53,532
and cool world things.
682
00:21:53,732 --> 00:21:55,102
Okay, and what is the bush?
683
00:21:55,302 --> 00:21:57,142
The bush is money,
or it's approval.
684
00:21:57,342 --> 00:21:59,432
I was always
a sucker for approval.
685
00:21:59,632 --> 00:22:01,372
I don't have that worked out,
but it distracted me.
686
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:03,452
- Yes.
- And I forgot about Sackson.
687
00:22:03,652 --> 00:22:04,722
And-and what's he again?
688
00:22:04,922 --> 00:22:06,702
- Underwater?
- He's my past life.
689
00:22:06,902 --> 00:22:08,352
- Oh.
- [Evie] But I don't realize
690
00:22:08,552 --> 00:22:10,462
he's gone until it's too late.
691
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,202
He fell in the ocean?
692
00:22:12,402 --> 00:22:14,342
Right, which would represent
the endless sea
693
00:22:14,532 --> 00:22:16,952
of superhero franchise IP stuff
I'm stuck in.
694
00:22:17,152 --> 00:22:18,952
Or the actual ocean.
695
00:22:19,152 --> 00:22:20,692
No, he drowned?
696
00:22:20,892 --> 00:22:21,562
Will you watch the bar, please?
697
00:22:21,762 --> 00:22:22,822
I'm on it.
698
00:22:23,022 --> 00:22:24,482
All right, you stinky A-holes,
699
00:22:24,682 --> 00:22:26,002
Daddy's back at the bar!
700
00:22:26,202 --> 00:22:27,652
You got a lighter?
701
00:22:27,852 --> 00:22:28,872
I can do something really cool
with a lighter.
702
00:22:29,072 --> 00:22:32,742
[Ron] Whoo-hoo,
here you go, the good stuff.
703
00:22:32,942 --> 00:22:34,572
Okay, hot dogs,
mini-dillas, shrimp.
704
00:22:34,772 --> 00:22:36,532
And I'm sorry for the wait.
[chuckles]
705
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:37,882
You think your deadbeats
are bad?
706
00:22:38,082 --> 00:22:39,472
You don't know my crew,
707
00:22:39,672 --> 00:22:41,282
a bunch of boho jabronis,
you know what I mean?
708
00:22:41,472 --> 00:22:42,992
Half of America's
just assholes,
709
00:22:43,192 --> 00:22:44,762
and the other half,
fuckin' assholes.
710
00:22:44,962 --> 00:22:46,112
[laughter]
711
00:22:46,312 --> 00:22:47,542
[Ron] I mean, it's like,
amen, brother.
712
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,892
- Yeah.
- Deadbeats, waiters.
713
00:22:50,092 --> 00:22:53,372
Same shit, different assholes.
[laughs]
714
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:54,852
Cool, man,
I got real work to do.
715
00:22:55,052 --> 00:22:57,182
Okay. Oh, there he is,
our main operative!
716
00:22:57,382 --> 00:22:58,472
Roman, all right,
what do we got?
717
00:22:58,672 --> 00:22:59,902
- What do we got?
- Did you get anything?
718
00:23:00,102 --> 00:23:01,272
- [Ron] Yeah, you got anything?
- An address?
719
00:23:01,472 --> 00:23:02,582
You got an address or what?
720
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,862
No, he's ramblin'.
721
00:23:05,062 --> 00:23:06,262
- [Sacker] So you got a car ID?
- Yeah, what's the car ID?
722
00:23:06,462 --> 00:23:08,042
- You get a car ID?
- [Roman] Well...
723
00:23:08,242 --> 00:23:09,502
he's borrowing a car.
724
00:23:09,702 --> 00:23:10,782
His bro's.
725
00:23:10,982 --> 00:23:13,152
His bro...
726
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:14,832
[psychedelic music plays]
727
00:23:15,032 --> 00:23:16,552
...Dennis.
728
00:23:16,752 --> 00:23:17,882
What--
729
00:23:18,082 --> 00:23:19,532
what is this?
730
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:20,792
So the car?
731
00:23:20,992 --> 00:23:23,362
- Is it food?
- Ugh, exactly.
732
00:23:23,562 --> 00:23:24,272
Yeah, well, this is
the good stuff right here.
733
00:23:24,472 --> 00:23:25,732
Shrimp.
734
00:23:25,932 --> 00:23:26,972
[Mattea]
Hey, shrimp and pineapple.
735
00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:28,712
[Roman]
How do you even pick it up?
736
00:23:28,912 --> 00:23:30,982
- [Ron] We got hot dogs...
- [Sacker] Yoo-hoo.
737
00:23:31,182 --> 00:23:32,152
Yo.[whistles]
738
00:23:32,352 --> 00:23:33,612
- Car.
- [Roman] Oh.
739
00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:36,632
Yeah, right. Uh, '74 Nova.
740
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:40,162
- Seventy-four Chevy Nova?
- Yeah, a Nova.
741
00:23:40,362 --> 00:23:41,642
[Sacker]
Johnson, check the lot.
742
00:23:41,842 --> 00:23:42,862
- [Johnson] Yep.
- Mattea, call in a warrant
743
00:23:43,062 --> 00:23:44,032
to search that car.
744
00:23:44,232 --> 00:23:45,432
Ron, more mini-dillas.
745
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:46,732
Well, I'm writing down
Chevy Nova--
746
00:23:46,932 --> 00:23:48,172
- I got it.
- I'm writing down '74 Chevy--
747
00:23:48,372 --> 00:23:49,292
- Get out.
- Okay.
748
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,122
A supernova.
749
00:23:53,902 --> 00:23:55,612
[Sacker]
That's good work, Roman.
750
00:23:55,812 --> 00:23:57,092
We're finally gonna get that
son of a bitch Jeff Daniels
751
00:23:57,292 --> 00:23:58,222
behind bars where he belongs.
752
00:23:58,422 --> 00:23:59,182
What are you doing?
753
00:23:59,382 --> 00:24:00,992
I finally cracked it.
754
00:24:01,182 --> 00:24:02,402
I cracked my opus.
755
00:24:02,602 --> 00:24:04,732
- [chuckles]
- Opus?
756
00:24:04,932 --> 00:24:06,602
Supernova collapse
leads to a black hole.
757
00:24:06,802 --> 00:24:08,712
A passage through space-time
758
00:24:08,912 --> 00:24:11,042
connecting the future
to the past.
759
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:12,982
- I thought you do a vlog.
- [Roman] Yes.
760
00:24:13,172 --> 00:24:14,242
Do.
761
00:24:14,442 --> 00:24:17,552
What I am... is a writer.
762
00:24:17,742 --> 00:24:19,942
A science fiction writer.
763
00:24:20,142 --> 00:24:21,072
Like, space shit for kids?
764
00:24:21,272 --> 00:24:23,532
No! A hard sci-fi--
765
00:24:23,732 --> 00:24:24,552
I really thought
you were different.
766
00:24:24,752 --> 00:24:26,232
Hard sci-fi.
767
00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:27,472
Mattea, get him out of my tent.
768
00:24:27,672 --> 00:24:29,032
Get the fuck out
of the sponsors tent!
769
00:24:29,232 --> 00:24:31,602
Hold on a second.
770
00:24:31,802 --> 00:24:33,282
- [Henry] Sackson!
- [Evie] Are you out there?
771
00:24:33,482 --> 00:24:34,822
[Henry] Can you hear us?
772
00:24:35,022 --> 00:24:37,022
[Evie]
Call back to us, Sackson!
773
00:24:37,222 --> 00:24:38,892
- [Henry] Sackson!
- [Evie] Sackson!
774
00:24:39,092 --> 00:24:40,392
Sackson! Is he on the--
775
00:24:40,592 --> 00:24:41,242
[Evie] I can't believe
what I've done.
776
00:24:41,442 --> 00:24:42,612
Is he in the cliff? Is he--
777
00:24:42,812 --> 00:24:44,092
I'm the worst person
in the whole world.
778
00:24:44,292 --> 00:24:45,092
What happened to me?
779
00:24:45,292 --> 00:24:46,642
No, no, no, Evie--
780
00:24:46,842 --> 00:24:47,842
I lost an entire guy!
781
00:24:48,042 --> 00:24:50,142
No, Evie,
there are worse people.
782
00:24:50,342 --> 00:24:52,362
- Not really.
- Oh, 100%.
783
00:24:52,562 --> 00:24:53,252
[Evie] No, name someone worse.
I don't know.
784
00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:55,502
Stalin? Vlad the Impaler?
785
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,592
John Krasinski?
786
00:24:57,782 --> 00:24:58,742
I mean,
there are terrible people--
787
00:24:58,942 --> 00:25:00,132
- From The Office?
- No, no, no, no, uh...
788
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,502
He seems so nice.
789
00:25:01,702 --> 00:25:03,202
...Ted Kaczynski,
Ted Kaczynski.
790
00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:04,352
Where's Sackson?
791
00:25:04,552 --> 00:25:06,202
- Sackson!
- Sackson!
792
00:25:06,402 --> 00:25:08,332
- [Henry] Sackson!
- [Evie] Sackson!
793
00:25:09,282 --> 00:25:11,212
Holy shit, is that--
is that his phone?
794
00:25:11,412 --> 00:25:12,692
Why are we running?
795
00:25:12,892 --> 00:25:14,192
Are we running?
796
00:25:14,392 --> 00:25:15,732
[Henry]
Look! Is that his phone?
797
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:16,782
[Evie]
He's drowned and he's buried!
798
00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:18,212
[Henry] Oh, my God.
799
00:25:18,412 --> 00:25:19,982
Okay, I'm just gonna
make sure it's Sackson's.
800
00:25:20,182 --> 00:25:20,912
- Careful!
- [Evie and Henry yell]
801
00:25:21,112 --> 00:25:22,912
My younger self.
802
00:25:23,112 --> 00:25:24,612
- Sackson, Sackson!
- [Henry] Oh, Sackson!
803
00:25:24,812 --> 00:25:25,702
- Sackson, are you okay?
- Baby Evie!
804
00:25:25,902 --> 00:25:26,742
Why is your phone in the ocean?
805
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:27,882
[Sackson] It was the numbers.
806
00:25:28,082 --> 00:25:29,622
They just kept--
they kept getting higher,
807
00:25:29,822 --> 00:25:31,102
and I couldn't--
I couldn't take it.
808
00:25:31,302 --> 00:25:32,232
I had to throw it in there.
809
00:25:32,432 --> 00:25:33,752
What?
810
00:25:33,952 --> 00:25:34,932
- [Sackson] Ah, no!
- [both yelp]
811
00:25:35,132 --> 00:25:37,022
If you touch it,
that stuff will get on you.
812
00:25:37,222 --> 00:25:38,542
And if it's on you,
then it's--then it's on you.
813
00:25:38,742 --> 00:25:39,932
- The water?
- [Sackson] Yes!
814
00:25:40,132 --> 00:25:41,192
- The water?
- [Sackson] No, no, no.
815
00:25:41,392 --> 00:25:42,632
- [yells]
- Why is he yelling?
816
00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:44,592
[all yelling]
817
00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:46,292
Oh, oh.
818
00:25:46,492 --> 00:25:51,162
[all] Ohh...
819
00:25:51,362 --> 00:25:52,902
- Do you feel that?
- I feel it.
820
00:25:53,102 --> 00:25:55,692
- Ohh...
- Oh, so this is mushrooms.
821
00:25:55,892 --> 00:25:56,882
Oh, my God, it's Sackson.
822
00:25:57,082 --> 00:25:58,082
Honey.
823
00:25:58,282 --> 00:25:59,812
Wow.
824
00:26:01,072 --> 00:26:01,762
- [Edgar] "Desert Rose."
- [Johnson] Yeah, I got you.
825
00:26:01,962 --> 00:26:03,522
[Edgar]
"Englishman in New York."
826
00:26:03,722 --> 00:26:05,352
[Johnson] Maybe The Police
will be there.
827
00:26:05,552 --> 00:26:06,392
- [person] Whoo!
- Hey, if you like Sting,
828
00:26:06,592 --> 00:26:07,922
let me hear you scream!
829
00:26:08,122 --> 00:26:08,982
- [crowd cheering]
- [Johnson] Yeah!
830
00:26:09,182 --> 00:26:11,312
Man, VIP tickets to Sting.
831
00:26:11,512 --> 00:26:13,492
That sure does sound cool.
[chuckles]
832
00:26:13,692 --> 00:26:15,902
The bus is taking them
to jail, Ron.
833
00:26:16,102 --> 00:26:17,732
I know. I just--
I'm saying it...
834
00:26:17,932 --> 00:26:19,362
[sighs] ...sounds cool.
835
00:26:19,562 --> 00:26:21,132
Sounds cool.
836
00:26:21,322 --> 00:26:23,062
So, we searched the Nova
and confirmed
837
00:26:23,262 --> 00:26:24,842
we got the right Jeff Daniels.
838
00:26:26,012 --> 00:26:27,762
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
839
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:28,972
[Roman]
Thanks for the report, Officer.
840
00:26:30,282 --> 00:26:31,192
Great job.
841
00:26:33,542 --> 00:26:34,642
What?
842
00:26:34,842 --> 00:26:36,122
Where's Jeff Daniels, Roman?
843
00:26:36,322 --> 00:26:37,032
I mean, why are you asking me?
844
00:26:37,232 --> 00:26:39,162
Because he's gone.
845
00:26:39,362 --> 00:26:41,082
Almost like
someone tipped him off.
846
00:26:41,282 --> 00:26:44,692
Oh, like someone owed him one
for showing them the way?
847
00:26:44,892 --> 00:26:45,982
[Sacker] Well, sounds like
what you're saying is,
848
00:26:46,182 --> 00:26:47,222
he fed you a line of bullshit
849
00:26:47,422 --> 00:26:48,132
and you let him go.
850
00:26:48,332 --> 00:26:49,282
No, that's--I--
851
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,292
what I said was hypothetical,
852
00:26:51,482 --> 00:26:53,052
and what you're--
853
00:26:53,252 --> 00:26:54,572
Oh, those.
854
00:26:54,772 --> 00:26:55,962
Oh, wait, those--
what are those?
855
00:26:56,162 --> 00:26:58,402
Just nothing. Why?
856
00:26:58,602 --> 00:27:00,522
Oh, yes.
857
00:27:02,002 --> 00:27:03,402
Uh, mm.
858
00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:05,542
Mmm.
859
00:27:05,742 --> 00:27:07,232
What is it?
860
00:27:08,232 --> 00:27:09,582
Exactly.
861
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:11,942
Mmm.
862
00:27:12,142 --> 00:27:13,592
- [Lucy giggles]
- Oh.
863
00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:15,032
It's just paper.
864
00:27:15,232 --> 00:27:17,982
[laughter]
865
00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:20,732
You don't even get it!
866
00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:23,912
Oh, no, I do get it!
And it's great.
867
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,432
No, Jeff Daniels is the
single biggest deadbeat father
868
00:27:26,632 --> 00:27:28,562
west of the Rockies.
869
00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:30,612
He's abandoned
four different families
870
00:27:30,812 --> 00:27:31,802
with kids
he won't take credit for
871
00:27:32,002 --> 00:27:32,962
in three other states.
872
00:27:33,162 --> 00:27:34,872
- Four families?
- Four!
873
00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,662
Lieutenant, we got him.
Looks like he stole a car.
874
00:27:36,862 --> 00:27:38,512
We got roadblocks
up on the PCH.
875
00:27:38,712 --> 00:27:40,752
Fucker swiped
some handicapped guy's car.
876
00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:42,032
- Piece of shit.
- King of the assholes.
877
00:27:42,232 --> 00:27:43,402
- Mm-hmm.
- Wait.
878
00:27:43,602 --> 00:27:44,662
I'm a handicapped guy.
879
00:27:46,142 --> 00:27:47,892
Oh, no!
880
00:27:48,092 --> 00:27:49,472
It was here.
881
00:27:49,672 --> 00:27:51,492
Oh, shit.
882
00:27:54,402 --> 00:27:56,632
Was it a "Hyun-dai" Sonata?
883
00:27:56,832 --> 00:27:58,142
[Mattea] I think you're
pronouncing it wrong.
884
00:27:58,332 --> 00:27:59,982
- It's "Hun-dai," right?
- I think so, just "Hun-dai."
885
00:28:00,182 --> 00:28:01,552
Was it a "Hyun-dai" Sonata?
886
00:28:01,752 --> 00:28:04,452
[upbeat jazzy music plays]
887
00:28:04,652 --> 00:28:07,372
♪ ♪
888
00:28:10,942 --> 00:28:14,002
[Sacker] Okay!
Have a good time, everybody!
889
00:28:14,202 --> 00:28:15,522
Yeah, I know I am!
890
00:28:15,722 --> 00:28:17,572
But what do you mean, just be?
891
00:28:17,772 --> 00:28:19,662
So you're not an actor anymore?
892
00:28:19,862 --> 00:28:21,142
See, that is the thing.
893
00:28:21,342 --> 00:28:23,702
I never was an actor.
It's what I did.
894
00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:25,792
So what I do next
doesn't matter
895
00:28:25,992 --> 00:28:28,122
because whatever I do
has nothing to do...
896
00:28:28,322 --> 00:28:29,452
[chuckles]
897
00:28:29,652 --> 00:28:30,282
...with what I am, you see?
898
00:28:30,482 --> 00:28:31,632
[phone rings]
899
00:28:31,822 --> 00:28:33,242
Good shrooms.
900
00:28:33,432 --> 00:28:35,022
- Yeah.
- [Kyle] This is Kyle.
901
00:28:35,222 --> 00:28:36,672
- Oh! Right, yeah, okay!
- [Sacker] All right, thanks.
902
00:28:36,872 --> 00:28:38,152
[Kyle] Yeah, no problem.
903
00:28:38,352 --> 00:28:39,592
[Sacker] Of course.
Okay, thanks.
904
00:28:39,792 --> 00:28:42,162
So... good news.
905
00:28:42,362 --> 00:28:43,422
- Oh?
- [Sacker] We got Daniels,
906
00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:45,292
and we recovered your car.
907
00:28:45,492 --> 00:28:47,902
- Great. I just bought that car.
- Should still be usable.
908
00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:49,602
Yeah, what does it cost
to fix a broken window?
909
00:28:49,802 --> 00:28:50,992
- Huh.
- [Roman] Hundred bucks?
910
00:28:51,192 --> 00:28:52,212
One-fifty max?
911
00:28:52,412 --> 00:28:54,472
But that's really pushing it.
912
00:28:54,672 --> 00:28:55,672
[Sacker] He tried
to run a roadblock,
913
00:28:55,872 --> 00:28:57,262
went up the embankment,
rolled the car.
914
00:28:57,462 --> 00:28:59,352
Still runs, though. I think.
915
00:28:59,552 --> 00:29:00,872
[Roman giggles]
916
00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:02,002
You think that's funny?
917
00:29:02,202 --> 00:29:04,402
No. [laughs]
918
00:29:04,602 --> 00:29:06,222
[Kyle laughs] I got it!
919
00:29:06,422 --> 00:29:07,702
Lost Boyscallback!
920
00:29:07,902 --> 00:29:11,232
Baby, I am an actor!
921
00:29:11,432 --> 00:29:12,932
- [laughs]
- [giggles]
922
00:29:13,132 --> 00:29:14,762
[Kyle] Back in the game, baby!
923
00:29:14,952 --> 00:29:17,412
- [laughs] Let's go!
- [laughs]
924
00:29:17,612 --> 00:29:19,222
[engine rumbling,
crowd shouting indistinctly]
925
00:29:19,422 --> 00:29:21,812
[Evie] Wow.
926
00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:23,722
- That was a real journey.
- Yeah.
927
00:29:23,922 --> 00:29:25,052
I mean, metaphorically,
928
00:29:25,252 --> 00:29:26,982
because in actual terms,
929
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:30,472
we wandered around within,
like, a half acre.
930
00:29:30,672 --> 00:29:32,692
- There were solid insights.
- Yeah.
931
00:29:32,892 --> 00:29:35,212
What if I quit
the whole franchise thing
932
00:29:35,412 --> 00:29:37,302
and just focused on cool,
interesting stuff?
933
00:29:37,502 --> 00:29:38,652
And you know what?
934
00:29:38,852 --> 00:29:40,522
I'm serious
about Colonel Stryker.
935
00:29:40,722 --> 00:29:42,522
We could get you
back into acting.
936
00:29:42,722 --> 00:29:45,092
Henry, I'm only a little bit
on shrooms now,
937
00:29:45,292 --> 00:29:46,792
so I am serious.
938
00:29:46,992 --> 00:29:49,352
Okay, yeah.
I-I will think about it.
939
00:29:50,962 --> 00:29:52,972
- [Evie chuckles]
- [Henry] Oh, my God.
940
00:29:53,172 --> 00:29:54,352
Have you ever
just looked at them?
941
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,362
Hey! Hey, guys!
942
00:29:58,562 --> 00:30:00,022
Can you tell the seagull
that me and Snap
943
00:30:00,222 --> 00:30:01,562
are gonna hit the road
to Blythe?
944
00:30:01,762 --> 00:30:03,542
We're gonna get
some medium-sleeved shirts.
945
00:30:03,742 --> 00:30:05,542
Come on, Snap, let's go.
946
00:30:05,742 --> 00:30:07,132
Medium-sleeved shirts!
947
00:30:07,332 --> 00:30:08,682
Medium-sleeved!
948
00:30:08,882 --> 00:30:09,812
All right.
949
00:30:10,012 --> 00:30:11,962
- He's fine.
- Yeah.
950
00:30:12,162 --> 00:30:14,942
♪ ♪
951
00:30:51,362 --> 00:30:52,972
[person] T-R-E-E, tree.