1 00:00:00,732 --> 00:00:02,572 [Kyle] Yeah, this is Kyle. 2 00:00:02,772 --> 00:00:04,092 Oh, hi. 3 00:00:04,292 --> 00:00:05,362 I-I just thought-- 4 00:00:05,552 --> 00:00:07,472 - [Sackson] Sting? - [Kyle] Wait, what? 5 00:00:07,672 --> 00:00:08,712 What's Sting? 6 00:00:08,912 --> 00:00:10,012 Sting is the Grammy-winning artist 7 00:00:10,212 --> 00:00:11,362 our guests won VIP tickets to see 8 00:00:11,562 --> 00:00:13,452 after this pre-show luau. 9 00:00:13,652 --> 00:00:15,762 Anyway, just keep the booze and food flowing 10 00:00:15,962 --> 00:00:16,582 till they board the bus to the show, 11 00:00:16,782 --> 00:00:17,762 should be golden. 12 00:00:17,962 --> 00:00:18,852 The watchword is "chill." 13 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:20,242 [Ron] Chill, yes, of course. 14 00:00:20,442 --> 00:00:21,872 Well, Chill B. Chillington is the name, 15 00:00:22,072 --> 00:00:24,202 and chilling's the g--[groans] 16 00:00:24,402 --> 00:00:26,812 "What's Sting?" Seventeen Grammys is what. 17 00:00:27,012 --> 00:00:28,252 What the hell is wrong with you? 18 00:00:28,452 --> 00:00:29,732 [laughs] 19 00:00:29,932 --> 00:00:31,882 - You know about Sting? - [Lucy] Hmm? 20 00:00:32,082 --> 00:00:33,712 - What's that? - Ah, fucking kids. 21 00:00:33,912 --> 00:00:34,912 Sting! The Police! 22 00:00:35,112 --> 00:00:36,692 [horn honks] 23 00:00:36,892 --> 00:00:38,652 [Lucy] Oh, my God. 24 00:00:38,852 --> 00:00:41,652 - Not the handicap spot. - What a dick move. Roman! 25 00:00:41,852 --> 00:00:42,612 [Roman] I'm allowed to park here. 26 00:00:42,812 --> 00:00:44,222 I have a placard. 27 00:00:44,422 --> 00:00:46,242 Carpal tunnel is a serious disability. 28 00:00:46,442 --> 00:00:47,612 I'm in pain every once in a while. 29 00:00:47,812 --> 00:00:48,552 - [Kyle sighs] - [Roman] It's no joke. 30 00:00:48,752 --> 00:00:50,182 Was that about your callback? 31 00:00:50,382 --> 00:00:51,662 Well, I hoped it might be, but it was just some lady. 32 00:00:51,862 --> 00:00:53,752 Apparently, my car warranty's expired. 33 00:00:53,952 --> 00:00:55,802 Man, I killed every audition. 34 00:00:56,002 --> 00:00:57,232 I don't get what happened. 35 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,542 Clearly, they didn't get what you were doing. 36 00:00:58,742 --> 00:00:59,822 So fuck them. 37 00:01:00,022 --> 00:01:01,852 You do not need their approval. 38 00:01:02,052 --> 00:01:04,202 I do. That's what auditions are. 39 00:01:04,402 --> 00:01:05,802 Man, what if I never act again? 40 00:01:08,452 --> 00:01:09,532 No. 41 00:01:09,732 --> 00:01:10,672 Too easy. 42 00:01:11,892 --> 00:01:13,732 [Henry] So Malibu. 43 00:01:13,932 --> 00:01:16,102 - Malibu. - It's pretty groovy, right? 44 00:01:16,302 --> 00:01:18,842 Very. You sure it's okay for me to tag along like this? 45 00:01:19,042 --> 00:01:19,952 [Henry] Yeah, it's just a bunch of dudes 46 00:01:20,152 --> 00:01:22,082 hanging before a Sting show. 47 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:24,302 - [Evie] Hmm. - Watchword is "chill." 48 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:25,442 - [Evie] Mm-hmm. - And if anyone asks, 49 00:01:25,632 --> 00:01:26,782 - you're with us. - [Evie] Oh, yeah. 50 00:01:26,982 --> 00:01:29,442 Like, you're you, but I'm a consultant 51 00:01:29,642 --> 00:01:31,572 analyzing your paper product use cost flow. 52 00:01:31,772 --> 00:01:33,492 Yeah, or you're just with us. 53 00:01:33,692 --> 00:01:36,052 - Okay. - Hey, did you, uh-- 54 00:01:36,252 --> 00:01:38,672 did you bring the-the stuff? 55 00:01:38,872 --> 00:01:41,102 Oh, you mean did I bring the mushrooms? 56 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,892 I still can't get over you used to do this kind of thing. 57 00:01:43,092 --> 00:01:44,502 I was cool once. 58 00:01:44,702 --> 00:01:45,912 You know that thing where you get those 59 00:01:46,112 --> 00:01:47,832 cool psychedelic insights into your life? 60 00:01:48,032 --> 00:01:50,032 - Sure. - I was great at that. 61 00:01:50,222 --> 00:01:53,382 And some say... that I remain cool. 62 00:01:53,582 --> 00:01:55,032 - Holy shit. - [Evie] Right? 63 00:01:55,232 --> 00:01:56,422 Oh, they look like high-quality mushrooms, I think. 64 00:01:56,622 --> 00:01:58,422 No, I mean "holy shit" as in, 65 00:01:58,622 --> 00:02:01,102 that is a comically large amount of mushrooms. 66 00:02:01,302 --> 00:02:02,082 I haven't done it for a while. 67 00:02:02,282 --> 00:02:03,782 I forgot how much you need for two. 68 00:02:03,982 --> 00:02:06,002 - Two blue whales? - Okay. 69 00:02:06,202 --> 00:02:07,652 Oh, shit, are those mushrooms? 70 00:02:07,852 --> 00:02:09,482 I would love to access 71 00:02:09,682 --> 00:02:11,162 some expanded creative consciousness today. 72 00:02:11,352 --> 00:02:13,662 - [Evie] Oh. - [Kyle] Dude. Mushrooms? 73 00:02:13,862 --> 00:02:15,882 Why are you down there? 74 00:02:16,082 --> 00:02:18,002 Oh, I'm just dealing with some heavy shit. 75 00:02:19,352 --> 00:02:20,962 His car warranty ran out. 76 00:02:22,182 --> 00:02:24,952 [upbeat jazzy music plays] 77 00:02:25,152 --> 00:02:27,882 ♪ ♪ 78 00:02:30,972 --> 00:02:33,372 [Evie] Is there anyone here who doesn't want shrooms? 79 00:02:33,572 --> 00:02:35,462 [Roman] Alter my brain chemistry with poison fungi? 80 00:02:35,662 --> 00:02:38,052 - Pass. - Roman is scared. Shocker. 81 00:02:38,252 --> 00:02:39,552 [Roman] I'm not scared; I just don't see the point 82 00:02:39,752 --> 00:02:42,492 of going around giggling uncontrollably at shit. 83 00:02:42,692 --> 00:02:44,562 The point is to unlock your creative unconscious. 84 00:02:44,762 --> 00:02:45,992 [Roman] I don't need drugs to unlock 85 00:02:46,192 --> 00:02:47,342 my creative unconscious. 86 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:48,672 [Kyle] 'Cause he doesn't use it. 87 00:02:48,872 --> 00:02:49,932 When was the last time you wrote anything? 88 00:02:50,132 --> 00:02:51,352 Like, what about your opus? 89 00:02:51,552 --> 00:02:52,092 [Henry] He's been working on his opus 90 00:02:52,292 --> 00:02:53,682 for, like, ten years. 91 00:02:53,872 --> 00:02:54,742 Is that a long time for an opus? 92 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,162 It's half the amount of time 93 00:02:56,362 --> 00:02:57,272 Michael Crichton worked on Sphere, 94 00:02:57,472 --> 00:02:58,202 which isn't even an opus. 95 00:02:58,402 --> 00:03:00,382 It's just Sphere. 96 00:03:00,582 --> 00:03:02,492 I've tried to crack the story, 97 00:03:02,692 --> 00:03:05,192 but now I'm just really focused on my vlog. 98 00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:06,192 - Why? - [Roman] Car, money, 99 00:03:06,392 --> 00:03:07,672 positive affirmation-- 100 00:03:07,872 --> 00:03:09,472 all things I don't get from writing? 101 00:03:09,672 --> 00:03:11,822 That is the most bourgeois bullshit 102 00:03:12,022 --> 00:03:13,242 I have ever heard in my entire life. 103 00:03:13,442 --> 00:03:14,702 It's called reality, Lucy. 104 00:03:14,902 --> 00:03:16,812 And even if I did finish it, no one wants it. 105 00:03:17,012 --> 00:03:19,772 For a true artist, rejection is the truest affirmation. 106 00:03:19,972 --> 00:03:20,942 Look at Kyle. 107 00:03:21,142 --> 00:03:22,602 [Evie] So that's a no on shrooms? 108 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:24,342 - Come on, Roman. - [Kyle] You're scared. 109 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:25,422 [Evie] Maybe he just needs a little love. 110 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:26,562 - [Kyle] He's a little scared. - Come on. 111 00:03:26,762 --> 00:03:30,412 [all] Roman! Roman! Roman! Roman! 112 00:03:30,612 --> 00:03:32,342 You guys are peer pressuring me into drugs. 113 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:33,502 That's right. 114 00:03:33,702 --> 00:03:34,872 [all] Roman! Roman! 115 00:03:35,072 --> 00:03:38,262 - Okay. - [all cheering] 116 00:03:38,462 --> 00:03:39,332 [Sackson] What-what's, like, a good amount? 117 00:03:39,532 --> 00:03:41,752 Is this, like, okay? 118 00:03:41,942 --> 00:03:43,572 - For a first time? - [Sackson] Mm. 119 00:03:43,772 --> 00:03:45,642 - Less than that. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 120 00:03:45,842 --> 00:03:47,362 I want to see all the psychic realms 121 00:03:47,562 --> 00:03:49,602 and the face of God and all that shit. 122 00:03:49,802 --> 00:03:52,232 Oh, jeez, guy, you'll-you'll cleave your psyche in twain. 123 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:55,192 Hell yes, I am going to livestream my first trip. 124 00:03:55,392 --> 00:03:56,982 Can you imagine the numbers if my psyche 125 00:03:57,182 --> 00:03:59,112 cleaves in twain live? 126 00:03:59,312 --> 00:04:00,532 - I would watch that. - Check it out. 127 00:04:00,722 --> 00:04:01,902 Oh! 128 00:04:02,102 --> 00:04:04,382 [Ron] Okay, guys, good news. 129 00:04:04,582 --> 00:04:06,162 Constance dropped her iPad in her koi pond, 130 00:04:06,362 --> 00:04:08,122 so no spiritual message. 131 00:04:08,322 --> 00:04:09,822 Oh. 132 00:04:10,022 --> 00:04:12,282 Guys, the food is for the guests, okay? 133 00:04:12,482 --> 00:04:13,782 You know, if I wasn't so chill right now, 134 00:04:13,982 --> 00:04:15,912 I'd give you all RDDs. 135 00:04:16,112 --> 00:04:18,352 But, hey, Miss Adler? 136 00:04:18,552 --> 00:04:19,782 What are you doing here? 137 00:04:19,982 --> 00:04:22,962 I'm a consultant, uh, for the paper. 138 00:04:23,162 --> 00:04:24,942 For the paper company. Paper goods. 139 00:04:25,142 --> 00:04:26,362 No, you're not. 140 00:04:26,552 --> 00:04:28,442 She's with us. 141 00:04:28,642 --> 00:04:31,662 - [indistinct chatter] - ["Reminiscing" playing] 142 00:04:31,862 --> 00:04:34,152 [Ron chuckles] Stick around, all right? 143 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:35,412 [person] Let's get another one! 144 00:04:35,612 --> 00:04:36,572 - Cheers! - Cheers! 145 00:04:37,532 --> 00:04:38,402 No negative energy. 146 00:04:39,452 --> 00:04:40,272 [Sacker] Yes. 147 00:04:45,672 --> 00:04:47,142 All right, all right, okay. 148 00:04:47,342 --> 00:04:48,162 Okay, who's having a good time? 149 00:04:48,362 --> 00:04:49,902 [crowd cheering] 150 00:04:50,102 --> 00:04:51,052 - Enjoy. - I think I felt something. 151 00:04:51,252 --> 00:04:52,252 Do you feel anything? 152 00:04:52,452 --> 00:04:53,822 Yeah, stupid for doing this. 153 00:04:54,022 --> 00:04:55,512 [Sacker] All right, and who is psyched 154 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,262 for VIP seating to see the legendary Sting? 155 00:04:58,462 --> 00:05:01,002 - [crowd cheering] - Whoo! Sting, baby! 156 00:05:01,202 --> 00:05:03,522 [laughs] You psyched for Sting? 157 00:05:03,722 --> 00:05:05,522 - I don't know who I am. - Oh, no. 158 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,662 [Sacker] All right, okay, okay. 159 00:05:07,862 --> 00:05:10,232 So I want everybody to eat, drink, and have a good time 160 00:05:10,422 --> 00:05:12,272 until it's time to get on that bus. 161 00:05:12,472 --> 00:05:14,752 And remember, the watchword for the day is "chill." 162 00:05:14,952 --> 00:05:16,932 [all] Chill! 163 00:05:17,132 --> 00:05:18,542 - Yes! - Chill, yeah, well, 164 00:05:18,742 --> 00:05:20,152 Chill B. Chillington's the name, and sh-- 165 00:05:20,352 --> 00:05:22,392 oh, she's fucking gone again. 166 00:05:22,592 --> 00:05:23,742 [Little River Band] ♪ I'm talking about ♪ 167 00:05:23,942 --> 00:05:25,202 ♪ A lifetime plan... ♪ 168 00:05:25,402 --> 00:05:27,202 Oof. 169 00:05:27,402 --> 00:05:28,232 Wow. 170 00:05:29,932 --> 00:05:32,462 Uh, one mai tai. 171 00:05:32,662 --> 00:05:34,452 - Beautiful. - Isn't it? 172 00:05:34,642 --> 00:05:37,302 It's like a Maui sunset. 173 00:05:37,502 --> 00:05:39,822 - [chuckles] - I guess. 174 00:05:40,022 --> 00:05:41,912 - Oh. - [Evie] Henry? 175 00:05:42,112 --> 00:05:44,242 The watchword is "chill," like you said. 176 00:05:44,442 --> 00:05:45,782 So weird. 177 00:05:45,982 --> 00:05:47,262 Yeah, the radio people told us earlier 178 00:05:47,462 --> 00:05:49,292 the watchword is "chill." 179 00:05:49,492 --> 00:05:51,812 Oh, shoot, I thought it was "synchronicity." 180 00:05:52,012 --> 00:05:55,442 The album by The Police, featuring bass and vocals by... 181 00:05:55,642 --> 00:05:56,712 [both] Sting. 182 00:05:56,912 --> 00:05:58,622 See, now, was that synchronicity? 183 00:05:58,822 --> 00:06:00,102 I don't actually know what the word means. 184 00:06:00,302 --> 00:06:02,052 - Do you? - No, no, no, no, I don't know. 185 00:06:03,702 --> 00:06:05,892 - Hey. - Hi. 186 00:06:06,092 --> 00:06:08,892 So a bird just looked at me a certain way. 187 00:06:09,092 --> 00:06:10,152 - Bird? - [Sackson] Bird. 188 00:06:10,352 --> 00:06:11,682 [Evie] Bird. 189 00:06:11,882 --> 00:06:13,682 I think it's happening. 190 00:06:13,882 --> 00:06:15,072 I'm gonna start the stream. 191 00:06:15,272 --> 00:06:16,142 - [Henry chuckles] - [phone beeps] 192 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:17,252 [Sackson] Hey, everybody. 193 00:06:17,452 --> 00:06:18,822 [both] Hey. 194 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,512 Who's down for some Sacks on the beach? 195 00:06:20,712 --> 00:06:22,252 [laughs] 196 00:06:22,452 --> 00:06:23,282 [Sackson] All right, everybody, buckle up, 197 00:06:23,482 --> 00:06:24,932 'cause today ole Sacks is embarking 198 00:06:25,132 --> 00:06:27,952 on his first psychedelic odyssey. 199 00:06:28,152 --> 00:06:29,872 - Let's talk about fingers. - Bye. 200 00:06:30,072 --> 00:06:31,002 [Sackson] They're just these... 201 00:06:31,202 --> 00:06:33,262 I should maybe keep an eye on him, 202 00:06:33,462 --> 00:06:35,112 like, in case he goes into a weird place. 203 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,492 Yeah, like a lizard store. 204 00:06:37,692 --> 00:06:40,142 Or an emotional place. 205 00:06:40,342 --> 00:06:42,672 You cool here if I ramble a little? 206 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,042 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a shirt going. 207 00:06:44,242 --> 00:06:45,832 Oh. Hey. 208 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:50,842 [Henry chuckles] 209 00:06:52,142 --> 00:06:53,372 Oh, you're-- 210 00:06:53,572 --> 00:06:55,152 this is the front of you. 211 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:58,622 You need--uh, all right. 212 00:06:58,822 --> 00:07:01,012 [singer] ♪ I can't believe it ♪ 213 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,342 ♪ Can't believe it... ♪ 214 00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:05,202 [both grunting] 215 00:07:07,462 --> 00:07:10,802 [singer] ♪ What I feel Looking in your eyes ♪ 216 00:07:11,002 --> 00:07:12,802 ♪ ♪ 217 00:07:13,002 --> 00:07:15,002 ♪ There's no need For any disguise... ♪ 218 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,702 What do you got going on here? 219 00:07:16,902 --> 00:07:20,592 Sh-shrimp, shrimp is going on here. 220 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:22,902 [singer] ♪ Can't believe it... ♪ 221 00:07:23,102 --> 00:07:24,652 [Roman] Uh... 222 00:07:26,402 --> 00:07:27,842 [person] Hey there. 223 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:29,342 Thank you. 224 00:07:29,542 --> 00:07:30,712 [singer] ♪ I'm in love with you ♪ 225 00:07:30,912 --> 00:07:32,482 [Roman] Uh... 226 00:07:32,682 --> 00:07:33,302 [singer] ♪ Better believe it ♪ 227 00:07:33,502 --> 00:07:34,632 [upbeat music playing] 228 00:07:34,832 --> 00:07:36,982 So what was it like? 229 00:07:37,182 --> 00:07:38,812 What? 230 00:07:39,012 --> 00:07:40,462 When you quit acting. 231 00:07:40,662 --> 00:07:41,902 What was it like? 232 00:07:42,102 --> 00:07:43,422 [Jeff] Beer. 233 00:07:43,622 --> 00:07:45,992 Rough, actually. 234 00:07:46,192 --> 00:07:48,082 - Yeah. - But kind of a relief. 235 00:07:48,282 --> 00:07:49,602 A relief? 236 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,602 Like, I'd been in this weird limbo 237 00:07:52,802 --> 00:07:54,612 for so long. 238 00:07:54,812 --> 00:07:56,872 A limbo. Like, who am I? 239 00:07:57,072 --> 00:08:00,222 Yeah, like a formless limbo. 240 00:08:00,422 --> 00:08:02,222 - Yeah, I've been there. - You were an actor? 241 00:08:02,422 --> 00:08:04,832 [Jeff] No, no, no, sorry. 242 00:08:05,032 --> 00:08:06,232 Thought you were talking about divorce. 243 00:08:06,432 --> 00:08:07,362 - Oh. - [Jeff] Formless limbo, 244 00:08:07,562 --> 00:08:09,362 who am I, finally moving on-- 245 00:08:09,562 --> 00:08:11,732 - that was my divorce. - [Kyle] Huh. 246 00:08:11,932 --> 00:08:13,062 [Jeff] You know, all I ever wanted to be 247 00:08:13,262 --> 00:08:15,022 was a good husband, good dad. 248 00:08:15,222 --> 00:08:16,412 - Right. - [Jeff] That's who I was, 249 00:08:16,612 --> 00:08:17,982 all I ever wanted to be. 250 00:08:18,182 --> 00:08:20,422 So when that went away, well... 251 00:08:20,612 --> 00:08:22,072 - Kyle, I need to talk to you. - ...talk about limbo... 252 00:08:22,272 --> 00:08:23,902 Not now, man. 253 00:08:24,102 --> 00:08:25,292 Hey, so how did--how did you deal with that? Stop. 254 00:08:25,492 --> 00:08:26,752 [Jeff] Well, that's the question, isn't it? 255 00:08:26,952 --> 00:08:27,552 You know, I just been figuring it out 256 00:08:27,752 --> 00:08:29,122 in bits and pieces, you know, 257 00:08:29,322 --> 00:08:30,952 - day by day. - I gotta talk to you, Kyle. 258 00:08:31,152 --> 00:08:32,362 [Kyle] Dude, I'm talking to this guy. 259 00:08:32,562 --> 00:08:33,912 Jeff. Go do what you need to. 260 00:08:34,112 --> 00:08:35,692 - I'm gonna hit the head. - Kyle. 261 00:08:35,892 --> 00:08:37,352 Yeah, we'll talk later, man. Dude, what the fuck? 262 00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:39,302 I was talking to Jeff. 263 00:08:39,502 --> 00:08:40,262 What are you, freaking out or something? 264 00:08:40,462 --> 00:08:41,782 [Roman] No, I'm fine. 265 00:08:41,982 --> 00:08:44,702 Just, pe-people are looking at me. 266 00:08:44,902 --> 00:08:46,312 - Oh. - [Henry chuckles] 267 00:08:46,512 --> 00:08:47,662 - Okay, all right. - [Roman] There's just something 268 00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:50,452 weird and off about this whole party. 269 00:08:50,642 --> 00:08:52,972 [laughter] 270 00:08:53,172 --> 00:08:55,062 It's--you're just a little paranoid, that's all. 271 00:08:55,262 --> 00:08:56,232 It's a first-timer classic thing. 272 00:08:56,432 --> 00:08:57,582 - Relax. - I'm not paranoid. 273 00:08:57,782 --> 00:08:59,262 [laughter] 274 00:08:59,462 --> 00:09:01,632 There's just people who are weird, and... 275 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,202 they're looking at me a certain way. 276 00:09:03,402 --> 00:09:06,372 - Oh. - [laughter] 277 00:09:06,572 --> 00:09:07,242 Okay, fine, be dicks about it. 278 00:09:07,442 --> 00:09:09,202 [laughter] 279 00:09:09,402 --> 00:09:12,362 So much for so-called drugs camaraderie. 280 00:09:12,562 --> 00:09:13,732 - Drug what? - Oh, no, 281 00:09:13,932 --> 00:09:16,342 - that's not a thing, man. - [laughs] 282 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:18,392 - [Henry] Aw, Roman! - [Kyle] Come on, man. 283 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,542 [meditative throat singing playing over speaker] 284 00:09:21,742 --> 00:09:23,652 [Ron] Ooh, okay, how we doing? 285 00:09:23,852 --> 00:09:25,312 I need more mini tacos and shrimp things 286 00:09:25,512 --> 00:09:26,552 because they're going like-- 287 00:09:26,752 --> 00:09:29,332 ♪ ♪ 288 00:09:29,532 --> 00:09:30,532 What the hell are you listening to? 289 00:09:30,732 --> 00:09:32,532 It helps me think differently. 290 00:09:32,732 --> 00:09:33,492 - Right. - [music stops] 291 00:09:33,692 --> 00:09:34,882 So, uh, how we doing? 292 00:09:35,082 --> 00:09:36,402 Okay, I need more, uh--what? 293 00:09:36,602 --> 00:09:37,882 [sighs] What is that? 294 00:09:38,082 --> 00:09:39,322 It is something I'm working on. 295 00:09:39,522 --> 00:09:40,632 For a laid-back luau, 296 00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:42,322 I wanted to try a fun crowd-pleaser. 297 00:09:42,522 --> 00:09:43,802 Right. 298 00:09:44,002 --> 00:09:45,062 - What is it? - [Lucy] It is called... 299 00:09:46,622 --> 00:09:48,262 ...spanashe. 300 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:49,722 Oh, what is that, Italian? 301 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,592 It's made up. [chuckles] 302 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,112 - What is it? - Try it. 303 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,202 [sighs] 304 00:10:04,072 --> 00:10:06,032 Mm, well, that's-that's, um-- 305 00:10:09,602 --> 00:10:10,702 Well, it tastes like something. 306 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,422 - [Lucy] Mm-hmm. - Huh. It's weird. 307 00:10:12,622 --> 00:10:14,182 [laughter] 308 00:10:14,382 --> 00:10:15,752 Is it even food? 309 00:10:15,952 --> 00:10:17,362 Oh, my God, exactly! 310 00:10:17,562 --> 00:10:19,972 Is it... food? 311 00:10:20,172 --> 00:10:21,352 It is spiced wood pulp. 312 00:10:22,572 --> 00:10:24,132 Paper, basically. 313 00:10:24,322 --> 00:10:26,112 It's got the quality of food-- 314 00:10:26,312 --> 00:10:27,482 texture, flavor, shape-- 315 00:10:27,682 --> 00:10:29,072 but no nutritional value, so... 316 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,092 So it's not food. 317 00:10:30,292 --> 00:10:32,052 Or is it? 318 00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:33,162 - Is it? - You're eating it. 319 00:10:33,362 --> 00:10:34,462 Is this a joke? 320 00:10:34,662 --> 00:10:35,992 It's a fun conceptual piece, Ron. 321 00:10:36,182 --> 00:10:37,642 - So it's not food. - Or is it? 322 00:10:37,842 --> 00:10:39,162 God damn it. Wow. 323 00:10:39,362 --> 00:10:40,212 [Lucy] It's to help open your mind 324 00:10:40,412 --> 00:10:42,672 to see and think in new ways, 325 00:10:42,872 --> 00:10:45,082 to collapse the traditional boundaries. 326 00:10:45,282 --> 00:10:46,652 Well, I-- it's-it's an appetizer. 327 00:10:46,852 --> 00:10:48,352 Are you high on weed? 328 00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:49,512 [laughs] No. 329 00:10:51,082 --> 00:10:52,282 I don't do drugs. 330 00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:53,782 [Ron] Ha-ha. Here we go. 331 00:10:58,562 --> 00:11:01,362 Spanashe. 332 00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:03,012 Okay, so you can get free tickets, who's it gonna be? 333 00:11:03,212 --> 00:11:05,362 - Probably Matchbox. - Nice. 334 00:11:05,562 --> 00:11:06,362 - Blink. - Okay. 335 00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:07,842 - Mm, Bizkit. - Mm-hmm. 336 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,582 You're a '90s kid. I could tell. 337 00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:10,822 But I'm not saying no to Sting tickets. 338 00:11:11,022 --> 00:11:12,282 Motherfucker has 17 Grammys, hello. 339 00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:14,182 Mm-hmm. Oh, that's beautiful. 340 00:11:14,372 --> 00:11:17,412 Yeah, it's like Big Bird... on fire. 341 00:11:19,192 --> 00:11:20,462 Henry. 342 00:11:20,662 --> 00:11:21,732 - There's a bush down there. - What? 343 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,562 No, it has a style all its own. 344 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,172 Cool. 345 00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:29,462 Hey, um, this was a good idea. 346 00:11:31,032 --> 00:11:33,372 - I know. - Yeah. 347 00:11:33,572 --> 00:11:35,352 I can't believe I have to go in the office Monday 348 00:11:35,552 --> 00:11:37,922 and pitch the fucking Douglas Firspin-off. 349 00:11:38,122 --> 00:11:39,742 - Douglas Fir? - Douglas Fir. 350 00:11:39,942 --> 00:11:43,312 Is it a man named Douglas who's part tree? 351 00:11:43,512 --> 00:11:44,552 - Yes. - [laughs] 352 00:11:44,752 --> 00:11:46,142 - No way. - Yes. 353 00:11:46,342 --> 00:11:47,582 [laughs] Really? 354 00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:48,752 Yes. 355 00:11:48,952 --> 00:11:49,962 What's the spin-off of that? 356 00:11:51,312 --> 00:11:52,322 Manputer. 357 00:11:52,522 --> 00:11:53,892 Manputer? 358 00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:55,932 It's a man who's also a computer. 359 00:11:57,492 --> 00:11:59,112 [both] Manputer. 360 00:11:59,312 --> 00:12:01,452 [laughter] 361 00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:04,592 [Evie] Oh, my God. 362 00:12:06,812 --> 00:12:08,802 [Henry] What? 363 00:12:08,992 --> 00:12:11,102 - What? - When I was starting out, 364 00:12:11,302 --> 00:12:12,472 I really thought that I was gonna make 365 00:12:12,672 --> 00:12:14,002 important independent cinema. 366 00:12:14,202 --> 00:12:16,962 [laughter] 367 00:12:17,162 --> 00:12:19,442 I-I said, "Are we having fun yet?" 368 00:12:19,642 --> 00:12:22,392 [laughter] 369 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,972 I was like, "I am gonna make 370 00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:29,882 important independent cinema." 371 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,272 Me too. 372 00:12:33,882 --> 00:12:35,892 God, you should have done it. You'd be great. 373 00:12:36,092 --> 00:12:37,722 Oh, I tried. Hey, you did. 374 00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:39,062 Then I didn't. 375 00:12:39,262 --> 00:12:40,152 Yeah, you were too good at it, 376 00:12:40,352 --> 00:12:41,282 so now you're doing Manputer. 377 00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:42,552 Oh, no! 378 00:12:42,752 --> 00:12:44,612 Yeah. 379 00:12:44,812 --> 00:12:47,202 What if you were doing it? 380 00:12:47,402 --> 00:12:49,682 What if you were Colonel Stryker? 381 00:12:49,882 --> 00:12:51,192 What's that? 382 00:12:51,382 --> 00:12:53,232 He's a colonel. He's a Mark Strong type. 383 00:12:53,432 --> 00:12:55,542 He is a regular in the extended universe. 384 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:59,062 You could be him, and then you'd be back. 385 00:12:59,262 --> 00:13:00,522 What do you think? 386 00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:02,092 That sounds crazy. 387 00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:03,352 Why do you say that? 388 00:13:03,552 --> 00:13:04,792 'Cause we're on mushrooms. 389 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,532 - You're on mushrooms? - [both] No. 390 00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:07,832 Hey, speaking of, how's Sackson? 391 00:13:08,032 --> 00:13:10,522 Who? Shit. 392 00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:12,792 He was there, and then I looked at a bush, 393 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,402 - and then he wasn't there! - Oh. 394 00:13:14,602 --> 00:13:16,412 Oh, God, I lost Sackson. 395 00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:18,362 Uh, you--isn't he doing a livestream? 396 00:13:18,562 --> 00:13:19,932 Right! 397 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,462 He should be right here. 398 00:13:22,662 --> 00:13:23,612 [Sackson] Oh, damn, so, uh, 399 00:13:23,812 --> 00:13:25,592 current update, 400 00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:28,032 I'm in a blue tube of consciousness. 401 00:13:28,232 --> 00:13:29,642 He's in a blue tube of consciousness. 402 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:30,942 - What the fuck is that? - [Sackson] And I'm fully 403 00:13:31,142 --> 00:13:32,862 unstuck in time, and I'm-I'm probably a bird. 404 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:33,972 - [both] Bird. - [Sackson] Let's take a look 405 00:13:34,172 --> 00:13:35,142 at these numbers. Oh, they keep going up. 406 00:13:35,342 --> 00:13:36,772 Oh, wait, I know where he is! 407 00:13:36,972 --> 00:13:38,492 - Where? - Can you watch the bar, please? 408 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,392 - Can do, boss. - [Henry] Come on! Follow me! 409 00:13:40,592 --> 00:13:41,872 [Evie] Okay. 410 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,782 [Edgar] Get out the good shit. 411 00:13:43,982 --> 00:13:45,262 Thank you. 412 00:13:45,462 --> 00:13:47,832 - [Kyle] Yo, dude! - [Henry] Hey! 413 00:13:48,032 --> 00:13:51,142 [laughter, indistinct chatter] 414 00:13:51,342 --> 00:13:53,972 [static crackling] 415 00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:55,742 [Roman] Uh... 416 00:13:56,652 --> 00:13:58,492 Right, the pink bow tie, he just made me. 417 00:13:58,692 --> 00:13:59,952 Yup, with the long hair, glasses on. 418 00:14:00,152 --> 00:14:01,542 [Roman] Oh, no. 419 00:14:01,742 --> 00:14:02,872 - [Mattea] Excuse me. - What? 420 00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:04,152 Hey, bud, can you come with us for a second? 421 00:14:04,352 --> 00:14:05,592 [Roman] Uh... 422 00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:06,332 [Mattea] Can you come this way, please? 423 00:14:06,532 --> 00:14:07,722 Guys, I didn't--I'm not-- 424 00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:09,462 why is he holding me so tight? 425 00:14:09,662 --> 00:14:10,502 [Mattea] He's a strong man, that's why, okay? 426 00:14:10,702 --> 00:14:11,682 Just follow this man. 427 00:14:11,882 --> 00:14:13,252 - Jazzed for Sting? [laughs] - Yep! 428 00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,332 He gonna put on a show! [laughs] 429 00:14:15,532 --> 00:14:17,512 Wait, the sponsors tent? [chuckles nervously] 430 00:14:17,712 --> 00:14:18,752 Am I in trouble with the sponsors? 431 00:14:18,952 --> 00:14:19,732 [Mattea] Nah, man, everything's chill. 432 00:14:19,932 --> 00:14:20,602 I'm chill. You're chill, right? 433 00:14:20,802 --> 00:14:21,802 Help, help. 434 00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:23,042 [Mattea] Nope, this way, this way. 435 00:14:23,242 --> 00:14:24,692 Just go right in. The tent is chill. 436 00:14:24,892 --> 00:14:26,382 - [Roman] I'm listening. - Not temperature-wise. 437 00:14:28,122 --> 00:14:30,262 Yeah, just keep walking, okay? 438 00:14:30,462 --> 00:14:31,922 - Just be chill, okay? - [Roman] Okay. 439 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:32,852 - [Mattea] Sit. - I'm chill. 440 00:14:33,052 --> 00:14:34,092 Sit! 441 00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:36,232 [indistinct radio chatter] 442 00:14:36,422 --> 00:14:37,512 - So this is the guy? - This the guy. 443 00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:39,142 [Roman] I'm not the guy. 444 00:14:39,342 --> 00:14:40,532 [Mattea] What do we got here, shrimp? Mm. 445 00:14:40,732 --> 00:14:42,362 Tomato, basil, mozzarella. 446 00:14:42,562 --> 00:14:44,362 "Tomato, basil, mozzarella." Fucking rabbit food. 447 00:14:44,562 --> 00:14:46,322 So earlier, you were talking to a guy at the bar. 448 00:14:46,522 --> 00:14:48,062 Dirty blond, beard. 449 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,722 Wannabe Kris Kristofferson looking piece of shit. 450 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,652 - Jeff? - Jeff Daniels. 451 00:14:51,852 --> 00:14:53,552 - No relation. - To whom? 452 00:14:53,752 --> 00:14:54,812 - The actor. - The what? 453 00:14:55,012 --> 00:14:56,532 [Sacker] Jeff Daniels. 454 00:14:56,732 --> 00:14:57,332 [Mattea] He's an American icon. Jeff Daniels. 455 00:14:57,532 --> 00:14:59,292 Newsroom? 456 00:14:59,492 --> 00:15:01,212 Squid and the Whale. Dumb & Dumber? 457 00:15:01,412 --> 00:15:02,112 Dumb & Dumber? 458 00:15:03,242 --> 00:15:04,822 Dumb & Dumber? 459 00:15:05,022 --> 00:15:06,172 - Look, Roman. - How do you know my name? 460 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,912 I'm Lieutenant Sacker. 461 00:15:08,112 --> 00:15:10,412 This isn't a luau. No one's won anything. 462 00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:13,782 Every "prizewinner" is a deadbeat parent 463 00:15:13,982 --> 00:15:15,002 with an outstanding child support warrant 464 00:15:15,202 --> 00:15:16,742 who took the bait for free tickets. 465 00:15:16,942 --> 00:15:19,012 But when they get on that bus, 466 00:15:19,212 --> 00:15:20,532 they're not going to a Sting concert. 467 00:15:20,732 --> 00:15:21,752 They're not? 468 00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:24,322 They're going to a sting. 469 00:15:24,522 --> 00:15:26,542 [laughs] Get it? 470 00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:27,802 Yeah, great gag, Johnson. 471 00:15:28,002 --> 00:15:29,872 Look, I talked to these guys, okay? 472 00:15:30,072 --> 00:15:31,762 We would get a better response if we went more '90s. 473 00:15:31,962 --> 00:15:33,412 Blink, Matchbox, okay? 474 00:15:33,612 --> 00:15:35,152 There's a new generation of deadbeats 475 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,632 that have no connection to Sting at all. 476 00:15:36,832 --> 00:15:38,032 Joe, we discussed this. 477 00:15:38,232 --> 00:15:39,202 [Mattea] We're leaving mooks on the street 478 00:15:39,402 --> 00:15:40,252 so that Johnson can have his dumb gag. 479 00:15:40,452 --> 00:15:41,332 [Johnson] Dumb? 480 00:15:41,532 --> 00:15:42,732 These dipshits getting on a bus 481 00:15:42,932 --> 00:15:45,862 that literally says "sting" right on it, 482 00:15:46,062 --> 00:15:47,082 - it's good, right? - [Mattea] It's fine. 483 00:15:47,282 --> 00:15:48,042 It's a B-plus at best, Johnson! 484 00:15:48,242 --> 00:15:49,122 [Sacker] We don't know-- 485 00:15:49,322 --> 00:15:50,712 You're not a comedian! 486 00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:52,152 We don't know if we have the right Jeff Daniels, 487 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,432 so we need you to get us a current address 488 00:15:54,632 --> 00:15:56,942 or ID his car so we can issue a warrant for search. 489 00:15:57,142 --> 00:15:59,222 - Why me? - You made contact. 490 00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:00,722 And you're sharp. 491 00:16:00,922 --> 00:16:03,232 Those dildos don't suspect a thing, but you, 492 00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,712 you made us immediately. 493 00:16:05,912 --> 00:16:06,882 Zeroed in on me the second he saw me. 494 00:16:07,082 --> 00:16:08,232 I did? 495 00:16:08,432 --> 00:16:09,882 It was freaky. 496 00:16:10,082 --> 00:16:11,672 [Roman] Look, I didn't even-- I had-- 497 00:16:11,872 --> 00:16:13,282 Kyle talked to him a lot longer. 498 00:16:13,482 --> 00:16:15,132 Who, Ken doll dipshit? 499 00:16:15,332 --> 00:16:17,652 Talk about out to lunch. No wonder the service sucks. 500 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,482 The deadbeat's got nothin' on these fucking cater waiters. 501 00:16:19,682 --> 00:16:20,592 [Sacker] Well, what do you expect 502 00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:21,592 from a bunch of unemployed actors? 503 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,252 You an actor? 504 00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:24,942 - I'm a--I-- - You don't look like an actor. 505 00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:25,662 - I'm not a-- - [Johnson] He could be 506 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:26,862 a character actor, 507 00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:28,292 like, plays nerds or sad sacks. 508 00:16:28,492 --> 00:16:29,602 [softly] Guy who looks up before the comet hits. 509 00:16:29,802 --> 00:16:30,822 - [Johnson] What'd he say? - [Mattea] I'm sorry. 510 00:16:31,022 --> 00:16:32,412 Say that again, Dan? [laughs] 511 00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:33,862 [normally] Guy who looks up before the comet hits. 512 00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:35,612 [laughter] 513 00:16:35,802 --> 00:16:36,912 [Mattea] Nice, Dan! 514 00:16:37,112 --> 00:16:38,392 Say it louder, though. Be proud. 515 00:16:38,592 --> 00:16:41,112 No, I'm not a-- I'm a--I'm a--I have a vlog. 516 00:16:41,312 --> 00:16:42,792 Issues and critiques on-- 517 00:16:42,992 --> 00:16:44,662 Issues and critiques, see? 518 00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:46,492 I knew you weren't some artsy fruit loop. 519 00:16:46,692 --> 00:16:47,752 [Roman] Uh-uh. 520 00:16:47,952 --> 00:16:48,972 Hey, hey, thought I saw-- 521 00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,192 - Ron? - Ron! 522 00:16:50,382 --> 00:16:52,432 No coming into the sponsor tent 523 00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:54,192 when we're doing operation stuff! 524 00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:55,452 Yeah, yeah, sure, uh, it's just, 525 00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:56,542 I saw you bring him in, and I thought 526 00:16:56,742 --> 00:16:57,872 maybe you needed me for something. 527 00:16:58,072 --> 00:16:58,722 - You knew about this? - [Ron] Well, yeah, yeah. 528 00:16:58,912 --> 00:16:59,852 I was sworn to secrecy. 529 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:00,762 You know, I was sort of made 530 00:17:00,962 --> 00:17:01,892 special deputy for the day. 531 00:17:02,092 --> 00:17:04,112 [laughs] 532 00:17:04,312 --> 00:17:05,292 - [mimics guns twirling] - You're no special anything. 533 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,272 - Why don't you go? - Oh. 534 00:17:07,472 --> 00:17:09,122 - And don't come back. - Unless you got some real food. 535 00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:11,012 - Shrimp. - Chicken tacos, mini hot dogs. 536 00:17:11,212 --> 00:17:12,512 - Real food. - Hot shrimp with pineapple. 537 00:17:12,712 --> 00:17:13,972 [Ron] Hot shrimp, you got it. 538 00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,082 Got it, okay, and then I'll be back. 539 00:17:15,282 --> 00:17:16,362 I'll come right back with that. 540 00:17:16,562 --> 00:17:17,522 - [Roman] Help, Ron! - [Sacker] Roman, listen. 541 00:17:17,722 --> 00:17:19,482 Jeff Daniels, find him. 542 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,742 And if you say a word, there will be consequences. 543 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:23,642 You got it? 544 00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:27,272 - [Henry] Sackson! - [Evie] Where is he? 545 00:17:27,472 --> 00:17:29,792 See? Blue! 546 00:17:29,992 --> 00:17:31,702 [Evie] Right, yes, right. 547 00:17:31,902 --> 00:17:33,402 Okay, sponsors tent, of course. 548 00:17:33,602 --> 00:17:34,972 - Yeah. - Genius. 549 00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:36,232 - Sackson, are you okay? - [Johnson] Whoa! 550 00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:37,932 Where do you think you're going? 551 00:17:38,132 --> 00:17:38,732 - This is the sponsors tent. - No, no, no, no, it's okay. 552 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,102 We just need to check-- 553 00:17:40,302 --> 00:17:41,762 - Sponsors only. Get lost. - Okay, okay. 554 00:17:41,962 --> 00:17:42,592 - [Evie] Okay. - Wow. 555 00:17:42,782 --> 00:17:43,932 [Evie] Wow. 556 00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:44,742 Whoa, that's some intense sponsors. 557 00:17:44,942 --> 00:17:48,462 Yeah. [sighs] Look, blue! 558 00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:49,582 Sackson! 559 00:17:50,892 --> 00:17:51,902 Are you in there? It's us. 560 00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:53,512 Sackson, are you okay? 561 00:17:53,712 --> 00:17:54,632 [gasps] 562 00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:59,652 Wait, you were just at the bar. 563 00:17:59,852 --> 00:18:02,652 And then I came here, and now I'm heading back. 564 00:18:02,852 --> 00:18:04,212 - [Evie sighs] - What? 565 00:18:06,902 --> 00:18:08,072 How long did it take us to get here? 566 00:18:08,272 --> 00:18:09,612 [Sackson yells] 567 00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,742 Look, blue! 568 00:18:11,942 --> 00:18:15,102 [Sackson screaming] 569 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,662 Look at him go. 570 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,842 - [Sackson screaming] - [person] What the hell? 571 00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:21,692 [indistinct chatter] 572 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,502 [slow rock music playing over speakers] 573 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:24,672 [Kyle] I've been an actor since I got 574 00:18:24,872 --> 00:18:26,462 Sky Masterson as a freshman. 575 00:18:26,652 --> 00:18:28,022 - Cool. - [Kyle] It's who I was, 576 00:18:28,222 --> 00:18:29,332 all I ever wanted to be. 577 00:18:29,532 --> 00:18:31,812 And that is gone, and I'm like-- 578 00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:33,512 - Who am I? - Right? 579 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,032 - I've been there. - A husband and father. 580 00:18:35,232 --> 00:18:36,332 All I ever wanted to be. 581 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,732 [Kyle sighs] 582 00:18:37,932 --> 00:18:39,562 What's up, guys? 583 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,252 Yeah, but that's how I learned it's enough to be. 584 00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:44,342 To be. Huh. 585 00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:46,322 Yeah, I'm not a husband and father. 586 00:18:46,522 --> 00:18:49,072 - You're not an actor. - No. 587 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,172 [Jeff] I mean, think of all the ways 588 00:18:50,372 --> 00:18:51,282 we make ourselves suffer for the things 589 00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:53,262 that we do or don't do. 590 00:18:53,462 --> 00:18:55,302 Is a man what he does? 591 00:18:56,562 --> 00:18:57,572 - No. - No. 592 00:18:57,772 --> 00:19:00,182 He is... who he is. 593 00:19:00,382 --> 00:19:01,662 [groans] 594 00:19:01,862 --> 00:19:05,442 So basically, like, I... am? 595 00:19:06,402 --> 00:19:07,842 - Yeah. - Oh! 596 00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,432 [laughs] 597 00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:12,072 - Yeah. - Yeah. 598 00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:15,162 What the fuck are you guys talking about? 599 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,162 How it doesn't matter what you do. 600 00:19:17,362 --> 00:19:19,072 It's more-- wait, how does it go? 601 00:19:19,272 --> 00:19:20,642 You are what you are. 602 00:19:20,842 --> 00:19:22,512 I am what I am. 603 00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:25,282 Being is the essence of existence. 604 00:19:25,472 --> 00:19:27,042 - Yeah. - The--uh, what? 605 00:19:27,242 --> 00:19:28,472 If you don't get it, you don't get it. 606 00:19:28,672 --> 00:19:30,432 But I get it, and, man... [chuckles] 607 00:19:30,632 --> 00:19:31,462 ...yeah. 608 00:19:31,652 --> 00:19:33,632 [laughs] 609 00:19:33,832 --> 00:19:35,742 [Roman laughs dryly] 610 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,472 Yeah, Jeff... 611 00:19:38,212 --> 00:19:39,702 [clears throat] ...where you from? 612 00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:42,272 Oh, here, there. 613 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,492 Mostly been ramblin'. 614 00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:45,252 - Ramblin'. - Yeah, ramblin'. 615 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,542 You need a vehicle for that. 616 00:19:47,742 --> 00:19:48,752 Sure do. 617 00:19:48,952 --> 00:19:50,712 What's your ramblin' vehicle? 618 00:19:50,912 --> 00:19:52,062 - Seventy-four Nova. - Baby. 619 00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:53,392 Chevy Nova. 620 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:54,912 Loaner from my bro Dennis. 621 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:55,982 You know, gets me from here to there. 622 00:19:56,182 --> 00:19:57,332 - [Kyle] Uh-huh. - Yeah. 623 00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,202 Well, I am going to freshen up. 624 00:19:59,402 --> 00:20:00,592 - Yeah. - Gentlemen. 625 00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:02,122 [Kyle] Keep on a-ramblin'. 626 00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:03,552 Fuckin' Jeff, man! 627 00:20:03,752 --> 00:20:04,882 Oh, yeah. 628 00:20:05,082 --> 00:20:06,992 He's full of shit. 629 00:20:07,192 --> 00:20:09,912 [as Jeff] In time, you'll get it. 630 00:20:10,112 --> 00:20:11,292 In time. 631 00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:14,952 Get what? 632 00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:17,672 [energetic music playing over speaker] 633 00:20:17,872 --> 00:20:22,592 ♪ ♪ 634 00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,142 Off. 635 00:20:24,342 --> 00:20:25,622 [music stops] 636 00:20:25,822 --> 00:20:27,322 - Okay, so, Lucy-- - Oh, Ron, how's it going? 637 00:20:27,512 --> 00:20:28,402 Are people having fun with the spanashe? 638 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,802 Like, what's the reaction been? 639 00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:31,382 It's been nothing. No one wants spanashe. 640 00:20:31,582 --> 00:20:32,892 - No one? - No one, okay? 641 00:20:33,092 --> 00:20:34,672 I just really need something good and normal. 642 00:20:34,872 --> 00:20:36,372 No one at all? 643 00:20:36,572 --> 00:20:37,932 Not, like, a single person has engaged with it? 644 00:20:38,132 --> 00:20:39,542 Yeah, one guy looked at it and threw it away. 645 00:20:39,742 --> 00:20:40,332 Has no one explained the concept? 646 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,812 It's an appetizer. 647 00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:42,942 It's a brisk, enlightening experience. 648 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,202 I'm sure if they just understood-- 649 00:20:44,402 --> 00:20:45,812 Lucy, it's a luau before a Sting concert. 650 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,122 No one wants to think or see in new ways, okay? 651 00:20:48,322 --> 00:20:49,472 And who-who-who would want this, okay? 652 00:20:49,672 --> 00:20:50,732 What even is it? 653 00:20:50,932 --> 00:20:51,752 - [plates clatter] - Exactly. 654 00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:54,432 No! No, okay? 655 00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:56,072 People just want to eat a thing! 656 00:20:58,032 --> 00:21:00,022 - Okay. - Okay? 657 00:21:00,222 --> 00:21:01,832 So, like, a spiced slurry of pig faces, 658 00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:03,662 feet, and end parts, salted, 659 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,612 in a casing tube and fire roasted? 660 00:21:05,812 --> 00:21:07,782 No, like hot dogs! 661 00:21:09,832 --> 00:21:13,122 Hmm, now that looks nice. 662 00:21:13,322 --> 00:21:16,192 Like a worrisome urine sample. 663 00:21:16,392 --> 00:21:19,762 [groovy music playing over speakers] 664 00:21:19,962 --> 00:21:22,332 - Anything? - I'm worried he fell in a hole. 665 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,812 [Henry] Or he left his phone in his pocket. 666 00:21:25,012 --> 00:21:26,642 Wow, he's getting some crazy numbers. 667 00:21:26,832 --> 00:21:27,922 I lost Sackson. 668 00:21:28,122 --> 00:21:30,162 No, he's fine, I'm sure. 669 00:21:30,362 --> 00:21:32,032 [Evie] Listen, it's not just him. 670 00:21:32,232 --> 00:21:34,032 I thought it'd be cool and interesting 671 00:21:34,232 --> 00:21:36,172 to go along on his trip, but then I got distracted 672 00:21:36,372 --> 00:21:38,082 by a bush, and then he was gone, 673 00:21:38,282 --> 00:21:39,692 and then I didn't even remember what I set out to do. 674 00:21:39,892 --> 00:21:41,482 Yeah, I know. You told me the story. 675 00:21:41,682 --> 00:21:43,042 No, it's not a story. 676 00:21:43,242 --> 00:21:44,942 It's a metaphor. 677 00:21:45,142 --> 00:21:46,442 For what? 678 00:21:46,642 --> 00:21:48,482 - I'm me... - Yeah? 679 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,032 ...and Sackson is my younger self, 680 00:21:50,232 --> 00:21:51,462 and he's interested in new ideas 681 00:21:51,662 --> 00:21:53,532 and cool world things. 682 00:21:53,732 --> 00:21:55,102 Okay, and what is the bush? 683 00:21:55,302 --> 00:21:57,142 The bush is money, or it's approval. 684 00:21:57,342 --> 00:21:59,432 I was always a sucker for approval. 685 00:21:59,632 --> 00:22:01,372 I don't have that worked out, but it distracted me. 686 00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:03,452 - Yes. - And I forgot about Sackson. 687 00:22:03,652 --> 00:22:04,722 And-and what's he again? 688 00:22:04,922 --> 00:22:06,702 - Underwater? - He's my past life. 689 00:22:06,902 --> 00:22:08,352 - Oh. - [Evie] But I don't realize 690 00:22:08,552 --> 00:22:10,462 he's gone until it's too late. 691 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,202 He fell in the ocean? 692 00:22:12,402 --> 00:22:14,342 Right, which would represent the endless sea 693 00:22:14,532 --> 00:22:16,952 of superhero franchise IP stuff I'm stuck in. 694 00:22:17,152 --> 00:22:18,952 Or the actual ocean. 695 00:22:19,152 --> 00:22:20,692 No, he drowned? 696 00:22:20,892 --> 00:22:21,562 Will you watch the bar, please? 697 00:22:21,762 --> 00:22:22,822 I'm on it. 698 00:22:23,022 --> 00:22:24,482 All right, you stinky A-holes, 699 00:22:24,682 --> 00:22:26,002 Daddy's back at the bar! 700 00:22:26,202 --> 00:22:27,652 You got a lighter? 701 00:22:27,852 --> 00:22:28,872 I can do something really cool with a lighter. 702 00:22:29,072 --> 00:22:32,742 [Ron] Whoo-hoo, here you go, the good stuff. 703 00:22:32,942 --> 00:22:34,572 Okay, hot dogs, mini-dillas, shrimp. 704 00:22:34,772 --> 00:22:36,532 And I'm sorry for the wait. [chuckles] 705 00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:37,882 You think your deadbeats are bad? 706 00:22:38,082 --> 00:22:39,472 You don't know my crew, 707 00:22:39,672 --> 00:22:41,282 a bunch of boho jabronis, you know what I mean? 708 00:22:41,472 --> 00:22:42,992 Half of America's just assholes, 709 00:22:43,192 --> 00:22:44,762 and the other half, fuckin' assholes. 710 00:22:44,962 --> 00:22:46,112 [laughter] 711 00:22:46,312 --> 00:22:47,542 [Ron] I mean, it's like, amen, brother. 712 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,892 - Yeah. - Deadbeats, waiters. 713 00:22:50,092 --> 00:22:53,372 Same shit, different assholes. [laughs] 714 00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:54,852 Cool, man, I got real work to do. 715 00:22:55,052 --> 00:22:57,182 Okay. Oh, there he is, our main operative! 716 00:22:57,382 --> 00:22:58,472 Roman, all right, what do we got? 717 00:22:58,672 --> 00:22:59,902 - What do we got? - Did you get anything? 718 00:23:00,102 --> 00:23:01,272 - [Ron] Yeah, you got anything? - An address? 719 00:23:01,472 --> 00:23:02,582 You got an address or what? 720 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,862 No, he's ramblin'. 721 00:23:05,062 --> 00:23:06,262 - [Sacker] So you got a car ID? - Yeah, what's the car ID? 722 00:23:06,462 --> 00:23:08,042 - You get a car ID? - [Roman] Well... 723 00:23:08,242 --> 00:23:09,502 he's borrowing a car. 724 00:23:09,702 --> 00:23:10,782 His bro's. 725 00:23:10,982 --> 00:23:13,152 His bro... 726 00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:14,832 [psychedelic music plays] 727 00:23:15,032 --> 00:23:16,552 ...Dennis. 728 00:23:16,752 --> 00:23:17,882 What-- 729 00:23:18,082 --> 00:23:19,532 what is this? 730 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:20,792 So the car? 731 00:23:20,992 --> 00:23:23,362 - Is it food? - Ugh, exactly. 732 00:23:23,562 --> 00:23:24,272 Yeah, well, this is the good stuff right here. 733 00:23:24,472 --> 00:23:25,732 Shrimp. 734 00:23:25,932 --> 00:23:26,972 [Mattea] Hey, shrimp and pineapple. 735 00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:28,712 [Roman] How do you even pick it up? 736 00:23:28,912 --> 00:23:30,982 - [Ron] We got hot dogs... - [Sacker] Yoo-hoo. 737 00:23:31,182 --> 00:23:32,152 Yo.[whistles] 738 00:23:32,352 --> 00:23:33,612 - Car. - [Roman] Oh. 739 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:36,632 Yeah, right. Uh, '74 Nova. 740 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:40,162 - Seventy-four Chevy Nova? - Yeah, a Nova. 741 00:23:40,362 --> 00:23:41,642 [Sacker] Johnson, check the lot. 742 00:23:41,842 --> 00:23:42,862 - [Johnson] Yep. - Mattea, call in a warrant 743 00:23:43,062 --> 00:23:44,032 to search that car. 744 00:23:44,232 --> 00:23:45,432 Ron, more mini-dillas. 745 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:46,732 Well, I'm writing down Chevy Nova-- 746 00:23:46,932 --> 00:23:48,172 - I got it. - I'm writing down '74 Chevy-- 747 00:23:48,372 --> 00:23:49,292 - Get out. - Okay. 748 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,122 A supernova. 749 00:23:53,902 --> 00:23:55,612 [Sacker] That's good work, Roman. 750 00:23:55,812 --> 00:23:57,092 We're finally gonna get that son of a bitch Jeff Daniels 751 00:23:57,292 --> 00:23:58,222 behind bars where he belongs. 752 00:23:58,422 --> 00:23:59,182 What are you doing? 753 00:23:59,382 --> 00:24:00,992 I finally cracked it. 754 00:24:01,182 --> 00:24:02,402 I cracked my opus. 755 00:24:02,602 --> 00:24:04,732 - [chuckles] - Opus? 756 00:24:04,932 --> 00:24:06,602 Supernova collapse leads to a black hole. 757 00:24:06,802 --> 00:24:08,712 A passage through space-time 758 00:24:08,912 --> 00:24:11,042 connecting the future to the past. 759 00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:12,982 - I thought you do a vlog. - [Roman] Yes. 760 00:24:13,172 --> 00:24:14,242 Do. 761 00:24:14,442 --> 00:24:17,552 What I am... is a writer. 762 00:24:17,742 --> 00:24:19,942 A science fiction writer. 763 00:24:20,142 --> 00:24:21,072 Like, space shit for kids? 764 00:24:21,272 --> 00:24:23,532 No! A hard sci-fi-- 765 00:24:23,732 --> 00:24:24,552 I really thought you were different. 766 00:24:24,752 --> 00:24:26,232 Hard sci-fi. 767 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:27,472 Mattea, get him out of my tent. 768 00:24:27,672 --> 00:24:29,032 Get the fuck out of the sponsors tent! 769 00:24:29,232 --> 00:24:31,602 Hold on a second. 770 00:24:31,802 --> 00:24:33,282 - [Henry] Sackson! - [Evie] Are you out there? 771 00:24:33,482 --> 00:24:34,822 [Henry] Can you hear us? 772 00:24:35,022 --> 00:24:37,022 [Evie] Call back to us, Sackson! 773 00:24:37,222 --> 00:24:38,892 - [Henry] Sackson! - [Evie] Sackson! 774 00:24:39,092 --> 00:24:40,392 Sackson! Is he on the-- 775 00:24:40,592 --> 00:24:41,242 [Evie] I can't believe what I've done. 776 00:24:41,442 --> 00:24:42,612 Is he in the cliff? Is he-- 777 00:24:42,812 --> 00:24:44,092 I'm the worst person in the whole world. 778 00:24:44,292 --> 00:24:45,092 What happened to me? 779 00:24:45,292 --> 00:24:46,642 No, no, no, Evie-- 780 00:24:46,842 --> 00:24:47,842 I lost an entire guy! 781 00:24:48,042 --> 00:24:50,142 No, Evie, there are worse people. 782 00:24:50,342 --> 00:24:52,362 - Not really. - Oh, 100%. 783 00:24:52,562 --> 00:24:53,252 [Evie] No, name someone worse. I don't know. 784 00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:55,502 Stalin? Vlad the Impaler? 785 00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,592 John Krasinski? 786 00:24:57,782 --> 00:24:58,742 I mean, there are terrible people-- 787 00:24:58,942 --> 00:25:00,132 - From The Office? - No, no, no, no, uh... 788 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,502 He seems so nice. 789 00:25:01,702 --> 00:25:03,202 ...Ted Kaczynski, Ted Kaczynski. 790 00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:04,352 Where's Sackson? 791 00:25:04,552 --> 00:25:06,202 - Sackson! - Sackson! 792 00:25:06,402 --> 00:25:08,332 - [Henry] Sackson! - [Evie] Sackson! 793 00:25:09,282 --> 00:25:11,212 Holy shit, is that-- is that his phone? 794 00:25:11,412 --> 00:25:12,692 Why are we running? 795 00:25:12,892 --> 00:25:14,192 Are we running? 796 00:25:14,392 --> 00:25:15,732 [Henry] Look! Is that his phone? 797 00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:16,782 [Evie] He's drowned and he's buried! 798 00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:18,212 [Henry] Oh, my God. 799 00:25:18,412 --> 00:25:19,982 Okay, I'm just gonna make sure it's Sackson's. 800 00:25:20,182 --> 00:25:20,912 - Careful! - [Evie and Henry yell] 801 00:25:21,112 --> 00:25:22,912 My younger self. 802 00:25:23,112 --> 00:25:24,612 - Sackson, Sackson! - [Henry] Oh, Sackson! 803 00:25:24,812 --> 00:25:25,702 - Sackson, are you okay? - Baby Evie! 804 00:25:25,902 --> 00:25:26,742 Why is your phone in the ocean? 805 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:27,882 [Sackson] It was the numbers. 806 00:25:28,082 --> 00:25:29,622 They just kept-- they kept getting higher, 807 00:25:29,822 --> 00:25:31,102 and I couldn't-- I couldn't take it. 808 00:25:31,302 --> 00:25:32,232 I had to throw it in there. 809 00:25:32,432 --> 00:25:33,752 What? 810 00:25:33,952 --> 00:25:34,932 - [Sackson] Ah, no! - [both yelp] 811 00:25:35,132 --> 00:25:37,022 If you touch it, that stuff will get on you. 812 00:25:37,222 --> 00:25:38,542 And if it's on you, then it's--then it's on you. 813 00:25:38,742 --> 00:25:39,932 - The water? - [Sackson] Yes! 814 00:25:40,132 --> 00:25:41,192 - The water? - [Sackson] No, no, no. 815 00:25:41,392 --> 00:25:42,632 - [yells] - Why is he yelling? 816 00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:44,592 [all yelling] 817 00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:46,292 Oh, oh. 818 00:25:46,492 --> 00:25:51,162 [all] Ohh... 819 00:25:51,362 --> 00:25:52,902 - Do you feel that? - I feel it. 820 00:25:53,102 --> 00:25:55,692 - Ohh... - Oh, so this is mushrooms. 821 00:25:55,892 --> 00:25:56,882 Oh, my God, it's Sackson. 822 00:25:57,082 --> 00:25:58,082 Honey. 823 00:25:58,282 --> 00:25:59,812 Wow. 824 00:26:01,072 --> 00:26:01,762 - [Edgar] "Desert Rose." - [Johnson] Yeah, I got you. 825 00:26:01,962 --> 00:26:03,522 [Edgar] "Englishman in New York." 826 00:26:03,722 --> 00:26:05,352 [Johnson] Maybe The Police will be there. 827 00:26:05,552 --> 00:26:06,392 - [person] Whoo! - Hey, if you like Sting, 828 00:26:06,592 --> 00:26:07,922 let me hear you scream! 829 00:26:08,122 --> 00:26:08,982 - [crowd cheering] - [Johnson] Yeah! 830 00:26:09,182 --> 00:26:11,312 Man, VIP tickets to Sting. 831 00:26:11,512 --> 00:26:13,492 That sure does sound cool. [chuckles] 832 00:26:13,692 --> 00:26:15,902 The bus is taking them to jail, Ron. 833 00:26:16,102 --> 00:26:17,732 I know. I just-- I'm saying it... 834 00:26:17,932 --> 00:26:19,362 [sighs] ...sounds cool. 835 00:26:19,562 --> 00:26:21,132 Sounds cool. 836 00:26:21,322 --> 00:26:23,062 So, we searched the Nova and confirmed 837 00:26:23,262 --> 00:26:24,842 we got the right Jeff Daniels. 838 00:26:26,012 --> 00:26:27,762 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 839 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:28,972 [Roman] Thanks for the report, Officer. 840 00:26:30,282 --> 00:26:31,192 Great job. 841 00:26:33,542 --> 00:26:34,642 What? 842 00:26:34,842 --> 00:26:36,122 Where's Jeff Daniels, Roman? 843 00:26:36,322 --> 00:26:37,032 I mean, why are you asking me? 844 00:26:37,232 --> 00:26:39,162 Because he's gone. 845 00:26:39,362 --> 00:26:41,082 Almost like someone tipped him off. 846 00:26:41,282 --> 00:26:44,692 Oh, like someone owed him one for showing them the way? 847 00:26:44,892 --> 00:26:45,982 [Sacker] Well, sounds like what you're saying is, 848 00:26:46,182 --> 00:26:47,222 he fed you a line of bullshit 849 00:26:47,422 --> 00:26:48,132 and you let him go. 850 00:26:48,332 --> 00:26:49,282 No, that's--I-- 851 00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,292 what I said was hypothetical, 852 00:26:51,482 --> 00:26:53,052 and what you're-- 853 00:26:53,252 --> 00:26:54,572 Oh, those. 854 00:26:54,772 --> 00:26:55,962 Oh, wait, those-- what are those? 855 00:26:56,162 --> 00:26:58,402 Just nothing. Why? 856 00:26:58,602 --> 00:27:00,522 Oh, yes. 857 00:27:02,002 --> 00:27:03,402 Uh, mm. 858 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:05,542 Mmm. 859 00:27:05,742 --> 00:27:07,232 What is it? 860 00:27:08,232 --> 00:27:09,582 Exactly. 861 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:11,942 Mmm. 862 00:27:12,142 --> 00:27:13,592 - [Lucy giggles] - Oh. 863 00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:15,032 It's just paper. 864 00:27:15,232 --> 00:27:17,982 [laughter] 865 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:20,732 You don't even get it! 866 00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:23,912 Oh, no, I do get it! And it's great. 867 00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,432 No, Jeff Daniels is the single biggest deadbeat father 868 00:27:26,632 --> 00:27:28,562 west of the Rockies. 869 00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:30,612 He's abandoned four different families 870 00:27:30,812 --> 00:27:31,802 with kids he won't take credit for 871 00:27:32,002 --> 00:27:32,962 in three other states. 872 00:27:33,162 --> 00:27:34,872 - Four families? - Four! 873 00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,662 Lieutenant, we got him. Looks like he stole a car. 874 00:27:36,862 --> 00:27:38,512 We got roadblocks up on the PCH. 875 00:27:38,712 --> 00:27:40,752 Fucker swiped some handicapped guy's car. 876 00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:42,032 - Piece of shit. - King of the assholes. 877 00:27:42,232 --> 00:27:43,402 - Mm-hmm. - Wait. 878 00:27:43,602 --> 00:27:44,662 I'm a handicapped guy. 879 00:27:46,142 --> 00:27:47,892 Oh, no! 880 00:27:48,092 --> 00:27:49,472 It was here. 881 00:27:49,672 --> 00:27:51,492 Oh, shit. 882 00:27:54,402 --> 00:27:56,632 Was it a "Hyun-dai" Sonata? 883 00:27:56,832 --> 00:27:58,142 [Mattea] I think you're pronouncing it wrong. 884 00:27:58,332 --> 00:27:59,982 - It's "Hun-dai," right? - I think so, just "Hun-dai." 885 00:28:00,182 --> 00:28:01,552 Was it a "Hyun-dai" Sonata? 886 00:28:01,752 --> 00:28:04,452 [upbeat jazzy music plays] 887 00:28:04,652 --> 00:28:07,372 ♪ ♪ 888 00:28:10,942 --> 00:28:14,002 [Sacker] Okay! Have a good time, everybody! 889 00:28:14,202 --> 00:28:15,522 Yeah, I know I am! 890 00:28:15,722 --> 00:28:17,572 But what do you mean, just be? 891 00:28:17,772 --> 00:28:19,662 So you're not an actor anymore? 892 00:28:19,862 --> 00:28:21,142 See, that is the thing. 893 00:28:21,342 --> 00:28:23,702 I never was an actor. It's what I did. 894 00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:25,792 So what I do next doesn't matter 895 00:28:25,992 --> 00:28:28,122 because whatever I do has nothing to do... 896 00:28:28,322 --> 00:28:29,452 [chuckles] 897 00:28:29,652 --> 00:28:30,282 ...with what I am, you see? 898 00:28:30,482 --> 00:28:31,632 [phone rings] 899 00:28:31,822 --> 00:28:33,242 Good shrooms. 900 00:28:33,432 --> 00:28:35,022 - Yeah. - [Kyle] This is Kyle. 901 00:28:35,222 --> 00:28:36,672 - Oh! Right, yeah, okay! - [Sacker] All right, thanks. 902 00:28:36,872 --> 00:28:38,152 [Kyle] Yeah, no problem. 903 00:28:38,352 --> 00:28:39,592 [Sacker] Of course. Okay, thanks. 904 00:28:39,792 --> 00:28:42,162 So... good news. 905 00:28:42,362 --> 00:28:43,422 - Oh? - [Sacker] We got Daniels, 906 00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:45,292 and we recovered your car. 907 00:28:45,492 --> 00:28:47,902 - Great. I just bought that car. - Should still be usable. 908 00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:49,602 Yeah, what does it cost to fix a broken window? 909 00:28:49,802 --> 00:28:50,992 - Huh. - [Roman] Hundred bucks? 910 00:28:51,192 --> 00:28:52,212 One-fifty max? 911 00:28:52,412 --> 00:28:54,472 But that's really pushing it. 912 00:28:54,672 --> 00:28:55,672 [Sacker] He tried to run a roadblock, 913 00:28:55,872 --> 00:28:57,262 went up the embankment, rolled the car. 914 00:28:57,462 --> 00:28:59,352 Still runs, though. I think. 915 00:28:59,552 --> 00:29:00,872 [Roman giggles] 916 00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:02,002 You think that's funny? 917 00:29:02,202 --> 00:29:04,402 No. [laughs] 918 00:29:04,602 --> 00:29:06,222 [Kyle laughs] I got it! 919 00:29:06,422 --> 00:29:07,702 Lost Boyscallback! 920 00:29:07,902 --> 00:29:11,232 Baby, I am an actor! 921 00:29:11,432 --> 00:29:12,932 - [laughs] - [giggles] 922 00:29:13,132 --> 00:29:14,762 [Kyle] Back in the game, baby! 923 00:29:14,952 --> 00:29:17,412 - [laughs] Let's go! - [laughs] 924 00:29:17,612 --> 00:29:19,222 [engine rumbling, crowd shouting indistinctly] 925 00:29:19,422 --> 00:29:21,812 [Evie] Wow. 926 00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:23,722 - That was a real journey. - Yeah. 927 00:29:23,922 --> 00:29:25,052 I mean, metaphorically, 928 00:29:25,252 --> 00:29:26,982 because in actual terms, 929 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:30,472 we wandered around within, like, a half acre. 930 00:29:30,672 --> 00:29:32,692 - There were solid insights. - Yeah. 931 00:29:32,892 --> 00:29:35,212 What if I quit the whole franchise thing 932 00:29:35,412 --> 00:29:37,302 and just focused on cool, interesting stuff? 933 00:29:37,502 --> 00:29:38,652 And you know what? 934 00:29:38,852 --> 00:29:40,522 I'm serious about Colonel Stryker. 935 00:29:40,722 --> 00:29:42,522 We could get you back into acting. 936 00:29:42,722 --> 00:29:45,092 Henry, I'm only a little bit on shrooms now, 937 00:29:45,292 --> 00:29:46,792 so I am serious. 938 00:29:46,992 --> 00:29:49,352 Okay, yeah. I-I will think about it. 939 00:29:50,962 --> 00:29:52,972 - [Evie chuckles] - [Henry] Oh, my God. 940 00:29:53,172 --> 00:29:54,352 Have you ever just looked at them? 941 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,362 Hey! Hey, guys! 942 00:29:58,562 --> 00:30:00,022 Can you tell the seagull that me and Snap 943 00:30:00,222 --> 00:30:01,562 are gonna hit the road to Blythe? 944 00:30:01,762 --> 00:30:03,542 We're gonna get some medium-sleeved shirts. 945 00:30:03,742 --> 00:30:05,542 Come on, Snap, let's go. 946 00:30:05,742 --> 00:30:07,132 Medium-sleeved shirts! 947 00:30:07,332 --> 00:30:08,682 Medium-sleeved! 948 00:30:08,882 --> 00:30:09,812 All right. 949 00:30:10,012 --> 00:30:11,962 - He's fine. - Yeah. 950 00:30:12,162 --> 00:30:14,942 ♪ ♪ 951 00:30:51,362 --> 00:30:52,972 [person] T-R-E-E, tree.