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- Ready, B?
- Ready, T.
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Okay.
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This is the story of our
most excellent dads.
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I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire.
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And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan.
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And we're Wyld Stallyns!
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This was probably the
first time you saw 'em.
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Let's rock!
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And this was probably the last.
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Not long before we were born,
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they were told they
were gonna write a song
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that was gonna
unite the entire world.
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Which they thought they
had done with their hit single,
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"Those Who Rock."
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Not only did it not
unite the world...
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but the band fell apart.
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And our dads, alone now,
were trying harder and harder.
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But the problem was,
the harder Dads tried...
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the less interested people
seemed to be in their music.
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Not only was it wearing
on them and on the family.
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But the universe they were told
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they were gonna bring together,
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was actually
starting to unravel.
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Yeah, time was
folding in on itself.
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It was bad.
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What?
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Totally, dude.
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Make some noise!
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Anyways, this is how we
got to where we are now.
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Hello, friends and loved ones.
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Let us welcome you, one and all
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to this most joyous
of occasions!
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Ted and I have known
Missy in different capacities
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for many decades.
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First, she was our
babysitter when we were ten.
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Then we both
invited her to the prom
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when she was a senior
and we were freshmen.
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Yeah!
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Two years later,
she married my dad
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and Missy became Mom.
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After divorcing Bill's
dad, she married my dad
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- and became my mom.
- Yeah.
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And now she's marrying
Ted's little brother,
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Officer Deacon Logan.
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Yeah.
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Missy, Bill and I,
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along with my
beautiful wife, Elizabeth,
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and our daughter, Billie.
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And my beautiful wife,
Joanna, and our daughter, Thea,
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all wanna welcome you back.
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With open arms.
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This happy event
would seem to make
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Deacon his own father-in-law
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and Ted his own uncle.
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Not to mention making
my dad his own son.
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And with that beautiful
thought in mind,
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for your first dance,
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we wish to present you
with a matrimonial offering.
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A sneak peek at
the world premiere
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of our newest sonic creation.
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We're not sure if
this is going to be
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the song that unites the world.
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We're pretty sure it might.
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- At least we hope.
- Yeah.
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Sure to be another real
doozy from the Wyld Stallyns.
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Check one two three.
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Let's dance, Freaky Deaky.
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You got it, Kissy Missy.
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Your dad used to call me that.
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Totally aware of that, babe.
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Please enjoy the first
three movements of...
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"That Which Binds
Us Through Time."
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The Chemical, Physical,
and Biological Nature of Love.
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An Exploration of the
Meaning of Meaning.
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Part One.
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Ah.
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- Ready, Bill?
- Ready, Ted.
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- One.
- Two.
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One, two, three, four.
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Dad, I've told you
a thousand times,
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Bill and I have
to keep going till...
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Yeah. Till your music
unites the world.
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Chief Logan, the people
in the future told us...
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- Bill, you didn't time-travel.
- We did.
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Your wives aren't
from medieval England.
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They are.
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- And you didn't go to Heaven and Hell.
- We did!
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- You didn't!
- We did!
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And you know why?
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Because it's impossible.
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Here's a real idea for you two.
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Here it comes, dude.
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Get real jobs.
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Be role models
to your daughters.
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Oh, never mind.
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You are.
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They're 24, they live at home
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and they're unemployed.
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You remember when
you used to call them
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"Little Bill," "Little Ted"?
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We thought it was cute, Gramps.
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Hey.
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Yeah. Well, it turned
out to be a curse.
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All I ever see them do is
sit around, listen to music.
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That is our primary activity,
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- definitely.
- Yeah.
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You guys okay?
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Joanna, Elizabeth,
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how do you feel about being
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the only adults
in your families?
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The only ones with actual jobs?
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Let's pack up.
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Don't listen to him.
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I really appreciate
you doing this.
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I know it wasn't your choice.
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Of course, Jo.
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I really want this to
work for both of us.
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Yeah.
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Oh, hey.
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How's it goin', dude?
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Great, dude.
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- Hi!
- Hey, Jo.
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Oh, no, no.
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I'm sorry, is this
the right day?
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Yeah, totally.
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So, do you understand
why this situation
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might seem at all
strange to your wives?
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No. Not at all. Why?
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Well, when your wives
suggested couples therapy,
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do you think that this is
what they had in mind?
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Well, definitely.
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I mean, we're a
couple of couples, right?
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- That is true.
- Yeah.
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But usually, with
couples therapy,
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it just means one couple.
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- That makes sense.
- Yeah.
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Well, but, you know, we're here,
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so let's work with that.
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- Yes?
- Yeah.
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Okay, great.
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Ted, is there something you feel
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your wife needs
to hear from you?
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Yeah. Totally.
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We love you guys.
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Oh, that is good, dude.
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In a way, yes.
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I mean, it is
great to feel loved.
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But do you understand
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how that might sound
strange to your wives?
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I'll shoot this at Bill.
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No.
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I mean, we love 'em.
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"We love them."
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. We do.
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Okay. It's the "we" part.
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Ted, can you say the same thing,
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but instead of "we,"
say "I" in the sentence.
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- Oh. Yeah.
- Okay.
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Of course.
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Okay.
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- Elizabeth?
- Yes.
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I and Bill love you and Joanna.
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Okay.
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Dude, with all due respect,
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I don't think you're
quite getting this.
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- Okay go for it, dude.
- Okay.
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I'm gonna do one.
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Yes, go for it, dude.
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- Great.
- Okay.
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Joanna?
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From the very, very bottom of I
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and Ted's hearts,
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I and Ted, totally
love and worship you
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and Elizabeth.
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- Perfect, dude.
- Awesome, dude, thanks.
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Joanna, would you or
Elizabeth like to respond to that?
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Oh. Well, would you...
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Well, it has been tough for us.
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At home.
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You know, it's been
so hard watching you
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beat your heads against
the wall for 25 years
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and I'm not sure how much longer
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we can keep going on like this.
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What?
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Well...
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Bill, Ted.
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I'd love to spend the last part
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of this session with your wives.
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- Alone?
- Yes, alone.
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Right. Okay.
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We'll see you at home, okay?
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Okay. All right, then.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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Dude, did you know
they felt that way?
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We have to fix this.
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The thing is,
they're right, Bill.
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They're princesses.
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Yeah.
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We pulled them out of
their lives to be here with us.
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And they didn't come
all this way for this.
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That's why we gotta
keep working, dude.
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But isn't that the problem?
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Yeah. But it's
also the solution.
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Yeah. I guess.
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Dude, this is transcendent.
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Is this Fillmore '66?
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No, Monterey Pop, '67.
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That second sound check
where they did that riff
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on Amazing Grace.
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How's it goin', Dads?
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How's it goin', girls?
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How was therapy?
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- It went okay.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Dad, by the way,
Gramps was wrong.
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The wedding song
was most luminous.
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Oh, thank you, B.
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Glad you dug it, Billie.
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No, seriously, Uncle Ted,
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when did you get so
excellent on theremin?
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Your playing rivaled,
and I'm not kidding,
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Clara Rockmore.
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Thanks, T.
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Clara Rockmore was
definitely an inspiration.
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Yeah.
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- And, Uncle Bill!
- Yeah.
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The throat singing, I mean,
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it was a whole new
level of eloquence.
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Some serious buga khoomei.
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Your musical acumen
is most impressive, girls.
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- Hey Dad, good luck on the song.
- You got this.
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What is it, Ted?
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Liz is right.
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We have been banging our
heads against a wall for 25 years.
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And I'm tired, dude.
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Ted.
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We have a destiny to fulfill.
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Yeah.
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And think about our fans, dude.
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Bob and Wendy will
totally understand.
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Eileen we haven't heard
from for several years.
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Bill?
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What?
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I went into Cyrus
Adler Music yesterday.
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He said he'd give me
$6,400 for the Les Paul.
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Are you saying...
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Yeah.
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I think I am.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Whoa!
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Dude! Dude!
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It's the future!
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Greetings, my
excellent friends...
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Do we know you?
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I'm Kelly.
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Wait, you're Rufus' daughter!
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I am.
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And I've been wanting
to meet you my whole life.
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It must be very disappointing.
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Not at all.
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We have a problem, gentlemen.
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Potentially a very
serious problem.
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About the music?
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About the music. They
just wanna talk to you.
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Dude, I got a very
bad feeling about this.
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It'll be fine, Ted.
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They totally love us
in the future, dude.
269
00:13:19,634 --> 00:13:20,969
Whoa!
270
00:13:21,052 --> 00:13:22,846
Dude, our dads
are totally in trouble.
271
00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:25,015
I feel so bad for 'em.
272
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,577
They've been doing this on
their own for the longest time.
273
00:13:27,601 --> 00:13:29,662
Yeah, I wish there was some way
we could help 'em out, you know?
274
00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:30,686
Yeah.
275
00:13:31,771 --> 00:13:32,771
But how?
276
00:13:39,321 --> 00:13:40,780
Whoa!
277
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:08,808
- Dude.
- Yeah?
278
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,769
- The future.
- Yeah.
279
00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:26,034
Rufus.
280
00:14:28,119 --> 00:14:30,372
Greetings, my excellent friends.
281
00:14:31,081 --> 00:14:32,767
What you're looking at is
the original phone booth...
282
00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:33,792
Gentlemen?
283
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:36,586
That I used on my first
visit to the Great Ones
284
00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:38,880
way back in 1989.
285
00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:40,173
The prophecy tells us...
286
00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:51,893
Bill and Ted.
287
00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:56,022
Step forward.
288
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:04,863
How's it goin'?
289
00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:06,199
Great Ones?
290
00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:07,325
It's, uh...
291
00:15:08,368 --> 00:15:09,368
It's good to be back.
292
00:15:10,829 --> 00:15:12,872
What have you got
to say for yourselves?
293
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:18,210
Be
294
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,422
Excellent to each other.
295
00:15:21,423 --> 00:15:23,216
- And party on, dudes.
- Yeah.
296
00:15:25,176 --> 00:15:26,678
Twenty-five years ago,
297
00:15:27,304 --> 00:15:29,514
Wyld Stallyns played a concert
298
00:15:29,973 --> 00:15:31,683
at the Grand Canyon.
299
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:32,766
That's true.
300
00:15:34,019 --> 00:15:35,478
One month ago,
301
00:15:35,895 --> 00:15:37,606
you played the Elks Lodge
302
00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:39,899
in Barstow, California,
for 40 people,
303
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:43,194
most of whom were there only
because it was $2 taco night,
304
00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:44,779
whatever the hell that means.
305
00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:47,699
- Well, yeah. We did!
- Yeah. We did!
306
00:15:50,118 --> 00:15:53,288
You were supposed to
unite the world in song.
307
00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:01,004
According to her father,
308
00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:04,049
a song created
by Preston/Logan...
309
00:16:04,924 --> 00:16:06,009
That's us, dude.
310
00:16:06,843 --> 00:16:09,429
At a concert performed
by everyone in the band
311
00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,432
at 7:17 p.m.,
312
00:16:13,058 --> 00:16:14,643
at MP 46,
313
00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:16,353
that's tonight,
314
00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:19,522
will save reality as we know it,
315
00:16:19,898 --> 00:16:23,735
uniting humanity
across all time.
316
00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:25,736
Wait...
317
00:16:26,029 --> 00:16:27,029
I'm sorry.
318
00:16:28,031 --> 00:16:29,031
What?
319
00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:30,700
Did you say,
320
00:16:32,035 --> 00:16:34,162
"Reality as we know it"?
321
00:16:35,205 --> 00:16:36,247
Yes!
322
00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:44,881
Oh!
323
00:16:52,972 --> 00:16:55,016
We need to hear the song
324
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:58,978
in 77 minutes and 25 seconds.
325
00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:01,815
You have everything you require.
326
00:17:02,649 --> 00:17:04,109
Get to work.
327
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:08,321
Dude, they totally hate us.
328
00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:11,658
And I've never
even heard of MP 46.
329
00:17:11,908 --> 00:17:12,908
Yeah.
330
00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:14,618
Kelly!
331
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:18,665
How does a song save reality?
332
00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:20,917
That I can't tell
you, but it has to.
333
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,042
Somehow.
334
00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:25,296
The Great Turntable is tipping.
335
00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:28,675
That there is the center
of space and time.
336
00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:32,345
San Dimas 700
years ago, 7:17 p.m.
337
00:17:32,846 --> 00:17:34,889
My father believed that the song
338
00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,766
could be the nexus
point that brings
339
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,476
humanity into
rhythm and harmony.
340
00:17:39,102 --> 00:17:41,312
- How?
- We only discovered this recently,
341
00:17:41,604 --> 00:17:43,857
but without it,
reality will collapse,
342
00:17:44,274 --> 00:17:46,693
and time and space
will cease to exist.
343
00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:50,655
So until 7:17 p.m...
344
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,407
Anything is possible.
345
00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:54,784
And after 7:17 p.m.?
346
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:58,997
Without the song, there
is no after 7:17 p.m.
347
00:18:06,129 --> 00:18:08,757
This was my dad's.
He'd want you to have it.
348
00:18:08,923 --> 00:18:11,217
It'll help keep track of
the time in San Dimas.
349
00:18:17,474 --> 00:18:20,185
"Sometimes things
don't make sense."
350
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:23,480
"Until the end of the story."
351
00:18:24,522 --> 00:18:25,774
That's what my dad always said.
352
00:18:27,317 --> 00:18:28,443
I'll leave you to it?
353
00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:42,206
Okay.
354
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,875
Now alls we gotta do
355
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,085
is write the greatest
song ever written.
356
00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:49,881
That brings the entire world
into rhythm and harmony.
357
00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:52,884
And saves reality as we know it.
358
00:18:53,384 --> 00:18:54,384
All through...
359
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,720
time.
360
00:19:00,558 --> 00:19:03,019
Dude. We've spent our whole life
361
00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:05,146
trying to write the song
that will unite the world.
362
00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:08,650
What makes us think we
can write it in, like, 75 minutes?
363
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:10,485
Ted, we had to have
written that song.
364
00:19:10,568 --> 00:19:12,529
The people in the
future told us we did.
365
00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,489
Yeah. I guess.
366
00:19:14,781 --> 00:19:16,658
Which means we
have it in us, dude.
367
00:19:18,284 --> 00:19:19,764
Maybe we just
haven't written it yet.
368
00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:21,579
Maybe we're still gonna.
369
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:23,498
Well, if we haven't
written it yet,
370
00:19:23,581 --> 00:19:25,375
but we know we're
gonna at some point,
371
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,961
why can't we just
go to the future
372
00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:29,420
when we have written it?
373
00:19:30,672 --> 00:19:33,174
- And take it from ourselves!
- Yeah!
374
00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:36,052
Ted! You have had many
375
00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:38,429
counterintuitive
ideas over the years,
376
00:19:38,513 --> 00:19:39,764
but this is by far
377
00:19:39,848 --> 00:19:42,100
the counterintuitivest
of them all, dude!
378
00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:44,643
Except,
379
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,563
won't that be stealing?
380
00:19:48,857 --> 00:19:50,066
How is that stealing
381
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,152
if we're stealing it
from ourselves, dude?
382
00:19:54,696 --> 00:19:56,072
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
383
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:02,036
- I hope it still works.
- Yeah.
384
00:20:05,707 --> 00:20:07,792
How far into our future
do you think we gotta go?
385
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,961
It depends on when we
think we wrote that song.
386
00:20:10,628 --> 00:20:13,214
Let's be conservative.
Say, two years?
387
00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:14,465
Sounds good, Ted.
388
00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:16,134
Then, once we get the song,
389
00:20:16,259 --> 00:20:18,136
we'll go back home
to right before we left.
390
00:20:20,013 --> 00:20:21,014
And then what?
391
00:20:21,848 --> 00:20:24,434
Unite the world and
save reality, dude.
392
00:20:29,772 --> 00:20:31,482
- Bill, my friend.
- Yes, Ted, my friend?
393
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,526
I have a feeling things
are about to change
394
00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:35,320
in a most outstanding way.
395
00:20:35,486 --> 00:20:36,863
I could not agree more.
396
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:01,512
- You okay, dude?
- Yeah.
397
00:21:01,804 --> 00:21:03,056
- You?
- Yeah.
398
00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:06,059
Let's go say hello to
ourselves and get that song.
399
00:21:06,184 --> 00:21:07,685
It's our rusty bucket, dude.
400
00:21:08,728 --> 00:21:11,689
To those who rock
Over here, dude.
401
00:21:11,773 --> 00:21:14,150
They say we're talking the
talk But we're walking the walk
402
00:21:14,317 --> 00:21:17,236
Wait. We're playing
Those Who Rock?
403
00:21:17,737 --> 00:21:18,571
Here?
404
00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:20,323
Rock, yeah!
405
00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:24,327
We are those who rock Everybody!
406
00:21:24,452 --> 00:21:27,789
We are those who rock
Clap your hands now!
407
00:21:27,956 --> 00:21:30,833
We are those who rock
408
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,418
Yeah, rock!
409
00:21:32,502 --> 00:21:33,920
Dude, that's us!
410
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,110
Don't look and they
won't see us, dude!
411
00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:41,219
Bill, wait!
412
00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:43,972
Go, go, go!
413
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:48,017
- Almost at the van!
- Hey, us's, stop!
414
00:21:51,729 --> 00:21:52,855
Oh, hello!
415
00:21:53,731 --> 00:21:55,233
We totally forgot
you were coming.
416
00:21:55,316 --> 00:21:56,943
- Yeah.
- How great to see you.
417
00:21:57,527 --> 00:21:59,988
What are you talking about?
You totally ran away from us.
418
00:22:01,698 --> 00:22:03,783
Look, guys, we know
exactly what you're thinking.
419
00:22:04,117 --> 00:22:06,536
Why would we be playing
Open Mic Night at 6:15 p.m.
420
00:22:06,619 --> 00:22:10,039
When, in fact, we have become
such huge rock stars again.
421
00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:11,123
Yeah.
422
00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:12,333
Here's the answer.
423
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:13,710
- Yeah.
- Us being here
424
00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:15,545
is humorously ironic.
425
00:22:16,879 --> 00:22:17,879
Do you believe us?
426
00:22:18,965 --> 00:22:20,633
- No.
- Not at all.
427
00:22:21,342 --> 00:22:23,177
Well, I feel sorry
for you, then.
428
00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:27,932
Dude, I think we came too early.
These other us's don't have the song.
429
00:22:29,142 --> 00:22:32,437
Why don't you go write it yourselves
instead of trying to steal it from us?
430
00:22:34,147 --> 00:22:36,482
You're the one who
couldn't write it, Ted.
431
00:22:38,985 --> 00:22:42,864
Well, you're the one
who lost his wife, Ted.
432
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,033
What?
433
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:46,451
What are you talking about?
434
00:22:47,452 --> 00:22:49,328
Oh! Here's what happened, Bill.
435
00:22:49,412 --> 00:22:51,539
After you failed
couples therapy,
436
00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:54,459
Liz and Jo were visited by
other thems from the future
437
00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:55,501
who gave them a phone booth
438
00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:57,754
and sent them all
through time and space
439
00:22:58,129 --> 00:22:59,630
looking for just one life
440
00:22:59,714 --> 00:23:01,299
where they could
be happy with you!
441
00:23:01,549 --> 00:23:02,549
And guess what?
442
00:23:03,092 --> 00:23:04,719
They didn't find one!
443
00:23:05,178 --> 00:23:06,721
And now we've been
alone for two years
444
00:23:06,804 --> 00:23:08,973
'cause you sent our wives away.
445
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,059
No way.
446
00:23:11,559 --> 00:23:12,685
Yes way!
447
00:23:12,769 --> 00:23:15,104
Our wives have been
gone for two years
448
00:23:15,188 --> 00:23:16,939
and you didn't do
anything about it?
449
00:23:17,273 --> 00:23:18,566
You did, all right.
450
00:23:18,816 --> 00:23:20,818
You went back and
you made it worse.
451
00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:22,195
And guess what else?
452
00:23:22,653 --> 00:23:24,447
Your daughters
won't even talk to you.
453
00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:25,864
What?
454
00:23:26,115 --> 00:23:27,617
You're a dick, Ted.
455
00:23:28,284 --> 00:23:30,912
- You want a piece of me, Ted?
- Ted, he's not worth it!
456
00:23:31,079 --> 00:23:33,372
Hey! It's not worth
it, dude. We gotta go.
457
00:23:33,456 --> 00:23:35,792
Yeah! And save our marriages.
458
00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:38,795
Losers! Has-beens!
459
00:23:39,087 --> 00:23:40,755
- Whatever!
- Stop fighting with yourself!
460
00:23:40,838 --> 00:23:42,090
Flashes in the pans!
461
00:23:42,173 --> 00:23:43,341
Stop fighting with yourself!
462
00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:48,513
That did not go well.
463
00:23:48,596 --> 00:23:52,183
Yeah. And your you is a
very contentious dickweed.
464
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,852
Bill, we gotta go back
and talk with Liz and Jo.
465
00:23:54,936 --> 00:23:55,936
On it, dude.
466
00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:07,573
Please, Mother, Dad
said Preston/Logan
467
00:24:07,824 --> 00:24:09,784
and everyone in
the band will unite...
468
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:12,286
I remember what
he said. Every word.
469
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:13,860
Well, then, give them a chance.
470
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,331
I gave them a chance
471
00:24:15,456 --> 00:24:17,208
and everything they
could possibly need,
472
00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,333
but they bolted.
473
00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,002
Kelly,
474
00:24:21,504 --> 00:24:23,631
you know your father
and I agreed on everything,
475
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,758
but there are
other interpretations
476
00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:27,468
of the information
he was acting on.
477
00:24:27,927 --> 00:24:28,928
I'm aware of that.
478
00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:31,848
Many on the council
believe that it is, in fact,
479
00:24:31,973 --> 00:24:33,558
the death of Bill and Ted
480
00:24:33,933 --> 00:24:35,309
that will bring the new epoch.
481
00:24:36,561 --> 00:24:38,813
Well, I disagree
with that completely!
482
00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:40,815
That's atrocious!
483
00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:43,818
Well, maybe someday
when you're the Great Leader,
484
00:24:43,901 --> 00:24:45,153
you can make the decisions
485
00:24:45,236 --> 00:24:47,029
that will affect all
time and space.
486
00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:49,240
You could just say "Leader."
487
00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:52,034
- So pretentious.
- Is it ready?
488
00:24:52,118 --> 00:24:53,619
Yes, Great Leader. It should be.
489
00:24:55,371 --> 00:24:56,914
- "Should be"?
- Is.
490
00:24:58,291 --> 00:24:59,291
Madam.
491
00:24:59,709 --> 00:25:00,709
Do you know who I am?
492
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:05,173
Yes, Great Leader.
493
00:25:11,262 --> 00:25:12,305
You know what to do.
494
00:25:13,264 --> 00:25:15,850
You must not fail.
495
00:25:16,809 --> 00:25:17,809
Must
496
00:25:17,977 --> 00:25:18,977
not
497
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,646
fail.
498
00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:30,573
I cannot believe you're
gonna kill Bill and Ted!
499
00:25:30,990 --> 00:25:32,533
Dad would be so mad at you.
500
00:25:32,825 --> 00:25:34,535
We're out of options, Kel.
501
00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:37,371
The unravelling
has already begun.
502
00:25:54,847 --> 00:25:56,224
Future dude! You're back?
503
00:25:56,599 --> 00:25:58,935
I'm looking for your fathers.
Have they been here?
504
00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:01,062
No.
505
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:09,570
Where are our dads?
506
00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:11,340
They're in a
tribulation, aren't they?
507
00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:12,405
They are.
508
00:26:12,448 --> 00:26:14,051
Listen, you didn't see
a scary-looking robot
509
00:26:14,075 --> 00:26:14,909
from the future, did you?
510
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:15,992
What? No.
511
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:18,579
My mom, who overreacts
about everything
512
00:26:18,913 --> 00:26:20,873
- just sent one.
- To get our dads?
513
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,750
Don't worry. I won't
let that happen.
514
00:26:23,084 --> 00:26:24,627
Well, we're trying
to help 'em, too.
515
00:26:26,462 --> 00:26:27,462
Hey.
516
00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:29,632
Hey, this can go, like...
517
00:26:30,216 --> 00:26:31,216
like...
518
00:26:32,176 --> 00:26:34,553
like, anywhere, right?
Like, all throughout time?
519
00:26:34,971 --> 00:26:36,764
That's correct,
but I need to stay.
520
00:26:36,973 --> 00:26:39,058
My guess is that
my mom's emissary
521
00:26:39,141 --> 00:26:40,244
will be looking for them here.
522
00:26:40,268 --> 00:26:41,102
Well,
523
00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:43,225
Thea and I were gonna
help our dads with their music
524
00:26:43,354 --> 00:26:44,665
by putting together
samples for 'em.
525
00:26:44,689 --> 00:26:47,125
Yeah, but now it appears we
could put together an actual band.
526
00:26:47,149 --> 00:26:48,710
I mean, it's just them,
and they're all alone!
527
00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:49,777
Hey, so, do you mind
528
00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:51,838
while you stay here and wait
for the scary-looking robot,
529
00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:53,422
you could show us
how to use the booth?
530
00:26:57,868 --> 00:26:59,287
Dude, we gotta remember.
531
00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:00,579
Make it better, not worse!
532
00:27:00,788 --> 00:27:03,040
Yeah. I hope
they're still there.
533
00:27:03,416 --> 00:27:06,335
It's just that the job that
they've been given, it is...
534
00:27:06,419 --> 00:27:07,878
- Impossible.
- Impossible.
535
00:27:09,088 --> 00:27:10,172
- Joanna!
- Elizabeth!
536
00:27:10,298 --> 00:27:11,966
- Hi!
- We need to talk to you.
537
00:27:12,383 --> 00:27:13,509
And we're back.
538
00:27:13,801 --> 00:27:15,386
This is super
important, Dr. Wood.
539
00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:17,847
We just saw ourselves
two years in the future.
540
00:27:17,972 --> 00:27:19,366
Wait, you're
time-travelling again?
541
00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:20,891
Only to save
reality as we know it.
542
00:27:21,017 --> 00:27:22,017
Okay. Maybe...
543
00:27:22,143 --> 00:27:23,978
But we just found out
something way worse.
544
00:27:24,270 --> 00:27:25,604
- You're leaving us.
- What?
545
00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:27,773
- What? No, we're not.
- No, are we?
546
00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:29,442
Yes. You are.
547
00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:32,111
Yeah. And you have
real good reason to, Jo.
548
00:27:32,278 --> 00:27:33,654
'Cause we seriously appear
549
00:27:33,738 --> 00:27:34,989
to be living in our van.
550
00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:37,700
Dude, we are totally
living in that van.
551
00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:39,243
And I'm drinking way too much.
552
00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:41,579
- Darling, you don't even drink.
- Not yet.
553
00:27:41,704 --> 00:27:43,289
But I'm going to. A lot.
554
00:27:43,456 --> 00:27:45,124
- What?
- Yeah. And the lying.
555
00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:47,585
You cannot believe
what liars we are.
556
00:27:47,668 --> 00:27:50,629
Yeah, desperate,
pathetic, lying losers.
557
00:27:50,713 --> 00:27:51,982
Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
558
00:27:52,006 --> 00:27:53,632
Okay, let's stop for a moment
559
00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:55,468
and take notice of the dynamic.
560
00:27:56,052 --> 00:27:58,637
Threatened by the
thought of losing your...
561
00:27:58,721 --> 00:28:00,890
- Princesses.
- Sure. That's a word.
562
00:28:01,098 --> 00:28:02,808
No, we actually are princesses.
563
00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:05,102
We were born in 1410.1408.
564
00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:08,064
Okay. What about us leaving you?
565
00:28:08,147 --> 00:28:09,147
Oh, man.
566
00:28:09,357 --> 00:28:11,400
That's totally why we're here.
567
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:14,487
Yeah. To prove that we're not
the losers we just saw we were.
568
00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:16,655
Even though those
loser us's tried to tell us
569
00:28:16,739 --> 00:28:17,990
not to come and talk to you.
570
00:28:18,074 --> 00:28:20,368
Yeah. Like we were
somehow gonna make it worse.
571
00:28:22,203 --> 00:28:23,954
But we're not
making it worse, right?
572
00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:26,706
Elizabeth?
573
00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:28,208
Joanna?
574
00:28:28,584 --> 00:28:29,584
Dr. Wood?
575
00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:33,255
Dude, we totally made it worse.
576
00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:35,091
- We'll be back.
- And make it better.
577
00:28:36,008 --> 00:28:38,844
When you say 1408,
you mean the year...
578
00:28:39,512 --> 00:28:40,679
- One last thing.
- Yeah.
579
00:28:41,222 --> 00:28:43,265
Older yous from the future
are just about to show up
580
00:28:43,349 --> 00:28:44,349
to take you on a trip
581
00:28:44,392 --> 00:28:45,935
in search of a
happy life with us.
582
00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:48,479
Don't go. 'Cause you're
not gonna find one.
583
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:49,855
Yeah, but you're gonna go.
584
00:28:49,939 --> 00:28:50,856
- So, don't go.
- So, go?
585
00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:52,650
No. I guess, go.
586
00:28:53,484 --> 00:28:54,568
We love you guys.
587
00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:55,985
We're gonna fix it.
588
00:29:01,575 --> 00:29:03,077
That went terrible, dude.
589
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,870
Two years forward
was clearly not enough.
590
00:29:04,954 --> 00:29:06,205
Let's try five this time.
591
00:29:06,497 --> 00:29:07,957
Dude, I miss Liz already.
592
00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:09,625
Hang in there, Ted.
593
00:29:09,792 --> 00:29:11,627
Things are about to
get a whole lot better.
594
00:29:11,836 --> 00:29:12,962
What time is it, dude?
595
00:29:14,088 --> 00:29:15,464
Fifty-eight minutes.
596
00:29:15,673 --> 00:29:16,882
Okay, let's go.
597
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,690
Actually, we have to go, too.
598
00:29:33,399 --> 00:29:36,610
Right. Those older us's
they referred to are outside.
599
00:29:36,694 --> 00:29:39,054
I'm a little bit nervous to
time-travel again, to be honest.
600
00:29:39,113 --> 00:29:41,341
As am I. We haven't time-traveled
in more than two decades.
601
00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:42,384
- No, I know.
- You know what, ladies?
602
00:29:42,408 --> 00:29:43,927
I'd like to recommend
we see each other
603
00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:46,245
a minimum of two to three,
604
00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:48,164
five days a week.
605
00:29:48,247 --> 00:29:50,166
- All right, then.
- Lovely. Thank you.
606
00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:01,218
No. No.
607
00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:02,385
No!
608
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:15,691
- Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
- Whoa!
609
00:30:17,693 --> 00:30:18,694
It worked.
610
00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:20,196
Most indubitably.
611
00:30:22,781 --> 00:30:23,866
You sure this is it?
612
00:30:55,272 --> 00:30:57,608
Uh... Excuse me,
Mr. Jimi Hendrix?
613
00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:01,111
Can I just say it is an honor
to be in your presence, dude?
614
00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:03,072
Electric Ladyland.
615
00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:04,865
What can we even say?
616
00:31:04,949 --> 00:31:05,991
Who are you two?
617
00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:07,451
Oh. Um...
618
00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:10,204
Wilhelmina Billie S. Logan
and Thea Theodora Preston.
619
00:31:10,538 --> 00:31:14,124
Yeah, we're here for our dads,
to help them unite the world.
620
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,669
Like, no exaggeration,
literally unite the world.
621
00:31:16,752 --> 00:31:18,420
By putting together
a killer band for 'em,
622
00:31:18,546 --> 00:31:19,940
and we had to
start with you, dude.
623
00:31:19,964 --> 00:31:21,215
So, question...
624
00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:24,677
how would you like to be a
key part of this epochal song?
625
00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:26,554
Huh...
626
00:31:26,971 --> 00:31:27,971
No.
627
00:31:35,104 --> 00:31:36,522
Dude, we have to
have Jimi Hendrix.
628
00:31:36,814 --> 00:31:37,814
Yeah.
629
00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:40,276
But how are we gonna
get him to be in a band
630
00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:41,799
with people he
hasn't even heard of?
631
00:31:42,027 --> 00:31:43,028
Well, okay.
632
00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:45,990
Who's somebody he has heard of?
633
00:32:15,603 --> 00:32:17,062
Oh, when the saints
634
00:32:17,521 --> 00:32:18,689
Go marching in
635
00:32:19,273 --> 00:32:22,860
Oh, when the
saints go marching in
636
00:32:23,569 --> 00:32:27,239
Well, I want to
be in that number
637
00:32:27,323 --> 00:32:30,409
Oh, when the
saints go marching in
638
00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:33,495
All right, all right,
all right. All right.
639
00:32:34,872 --> 00:32:36,624
Can I help you, young ladies?
640
00:32:37,249 --> 00:32:39,001
Uh... We're so sorry.
641
00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:42,588
Please excuse us,
Mr. Armstrong, sir.
642
00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:44,798
Uh...
643
00:32:45,299 --> 00:32:47,843
Might we have a word with you?
644
00:32:51,597 --> 00:32:53,849
So, that is Amazing Grace
645
00:32:53,932 --> 00:32:56,226
played by a Mr. Jimi Hendrix.
646
00:32:56,352 --> 00:32:58,312
Who's in the band.
647
00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:00,235
And specifically requested
your presence, so...
648
00:33:00,272 --> 00:33:01,523
And here's why.
649
00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:03,707
Your improvisations,
obviously influenced
650
00:33:03,734 --> 00:33:05,277
by Bunk Johnson
and King Oliver...
651
00:33:05,361 --> 00:33:06,779
Yeah, but ultimately
sui generis.
652
00:33:06,862 --> 00:33:08,739
Totally inspired him, sir.
653
00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:10,157
You gotta come see this, fellas.
654
00:33:10,366 --> 00:33:11,575
What you got there, Lou?
655
00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:13,410
You liberated all music, dude.
656
00:33:13,494 --> 00:33:14,745
Hey, what's that doohickey?
657
00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:16,705
Ooh!
658
00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:24,630
Damn it.
659
00:33:28,676 --> 00:33:29,760
We did it!
660
00:33:30,177 --> 00:33:31,762
Dude, look at where we live!
661
00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:33,847
One song did all this?
662
00:33:34,056 --> 00:33:35,766
Ted, what if it
wasn't just one song?
663
00:33:36,141 --> 00:33:38,602
What if after we wrote it
and saved the universe,
664
00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:41,188
a dam broke and the songs
just kept comin' and comin'?
665
00:33:41,689 --> 00:33:42,689
Oh, yeah.
666
00:33:50,739 --> 00:33:51,740
Hello!
667
00:33:52,157 --> 00:33:54,326
Younger us's, hello!
668
00:33:54,785 --> 00:33:56,078
- Hello!
- Hello!
669
00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:58,414
This time, we
were expecting you.
670
00:33:58,706 --> 00:34:01,417
Yes, and unlike those
sad Open Mic blokes
671
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,584
from three years ago...
672
00:34:02,668 --> 00:34:04,586
We are now finally able
673
00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:06,296
to muster some
compassion for them.
674
00:34:07,214 --> 00:34:08,841
We actually do have...
675
00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:10,551
the goods.
676
00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:14,430
To your futures.
677
00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:17,725
- We did it, dude.
- Yeah!
678
00:34:18,726 --> 00:34:19,727
Cheers!
679
00:34:24,898 --> 00:34:27,776
So, uh, why do you both
have English accents?
680
00:34:28,152 --> 00:34:31,613
Uh... Funny story. Please.
681
00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:36,618
Once Bill and I were knighted,
682
00:34:36,994 --> 00:34:39,705
things got so good
with Liz and Jo
683
00:34:39,788 --> 00:34:41,707
that we decided, as families,
684
00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:45,836
to start summering
in medieval England.
685
00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:49,131
And I suppose it just
bloody well rubbed off!
686
00:34:50,841 --> 00:34:53,552
And I can't say how
chuffed we are about it.
687
00:34:54,136 --> 00:34:55,053
Oh!
688
00:34:55,137 --> 00:34:57,014
That is such a relief!
689
00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:01,852
I must say,
690
00:35:02,227 --> 00:35:04,646
as much as I disliked
those previous us's,
691
00:35:04,897 --> 00:35:05,939
I like these us's.
692
00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:08,609
Yeah. I didn't have a big
problem with that other me,
693
00:35:09,234 --> 00:35:11,320
but I do like this
other me even more.
694
00:35:11,403 --> 00:35:12,404
Yeah.
695
00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:15,783
Enough talking, mates.
696
00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:19,077
Are you ready...
for everything...
697
00:35:22,164 --> 00:35:23,540
to change?
698
00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:31,340
Whoa.
699
00:35:45,521 --> 00:35:47,105
That is truly...
700
00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:50,442
the most amazing song...
701
00:35:51,652 --> 00:35:53,028
I have ever heard.
702
00:35:54,947 --> 00:35:55,948
It's great.
703
00:35:57,115 --> 00:35:59,076
Honestly, I wouldn't have
thought we had it in us.
704
00:35:59,618 --> 00:36:00,869
Ah.
705
00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:03,080
But you do!
706
00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:05,040
And now it's time...
707
00:36:07,376 --> 00:36:09,545
to get it out to the world.
708
00:36:11,255 --> 00:36:12,255
Yeah!
709
00:36:17,511 --> 00:36:19,471
I'll never forget you, Sir Bill.
710
00:36:19,555 --> 00:36:21,473
Right back at you, Billie boyo.
711
00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:26,436
So long, I guess.
712
00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:28,396
And thanks!
713
00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:29,605
Yeah.
714
00:36:30,065 --> 00:36:31,191
So long.
715
00:36:31,692 --> 00:36:32,776
Tallyho!
716
00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:37,614
Marvelous!
717
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,659
Ted, why were you acting
so weird with yourself, dude?
718
00:36:40,742 --> 00:36:43,245
I don't know. I always seem
to act weird with myself.
719
00:36:43,328 --> 00:36:45,455
Yeah, you do! You
gotta get over that, dude.
720
00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:46,790
We got the song!
721
00:36:49,585 --> 00:36:51,044
Dave Grohl!
722
00:36:52,004 --> 00:36:53,130
Who are you guys?
723
00:36:53,964 --> 00:36:55,382
What're you doin' in my house?
724
00:36:55,757 --> 00:36:56,884
Oh, no.
725
00:36:57,426 --> 00:37:01,972
No, no, no.
726
00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:11,565
Now we'll wait for
those other us's
727
00:37:11,648 --> 00:37:13,609
to go back and
change everything.
728
00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:16,612
To our lives getting
a whole lot better.
729
00:37:16,737 --> 00:37:17,737
Yeah.
730
00:37:20,198 --> 00:37:23,160
Ted, seriously, slow
down on the vodka, dude.
731
00:37:25,913 --> 00:37:27,623
You guys totally lied to us!
732
00:37:27,706 --> 00:37:30,042
Why haven't you taken the
song back to San Dimas?
733
00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:32,461
Maybe 'cause it's not our song!
734
00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:34,087
Poppycock!
735
00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:36,006
It's Dave Grohl's!
736
00:37:36,131 --> 00:37:38,425
And he's outside right
now calling the cops.
737
00:37:40,802 --> 00:37:43,263
Ted, I told you Dave
Grohl came back this week.
738
00:37:43,347 --> 00:37:44,867
Totally thought he
came back next week.
739
00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:46,934
What were you
guys even thinking?
740
00:37:47,142 --> 00:37:49,436
Just 'cause you two couldn't
come up with a great song...
741
00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:50,604
And Dave Grohl did!
742
00:37:50,687 --> 00:37:52,527
Doesn't mean we should
be punished for that.
743
00:37:54,066 --> 00:37:55,275
We're not gonna do it.
744
00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:58,110
You have to!
745
00:37:58,236 --> 00:38:00,322
It's your only chance
to get our wives back.
746
00:38:00,781 --> 00:38:02,199
You were lying about that?
747
00:38:02,532 --> 00:38:03,951
Of course we were lying.
748
00:38:04,785 --> 00:38:05,994
Oh, man.
749
00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:07,996
Yeah, they don't want
anything to do with you!
750
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,581
'Cause they traveled
all through time
751
00:38:09,665 --> 00:38:11,792
and finally realized
you are losers.
752
00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:13,835
Yeah, 'cause you
make bad choices.
753
00:38:14,836 --> 00:38:15,836
Like this.
754
00:38:17,005 --> 00:38:18,215
Now, take the song!
755
00:38:18,715 --> 00:38:20,008
Guys, seriously,
756
00:38:20,759 --> 00:38:22,302
you don't have
to pull guns on us.
757
00:38:22,678 --> 00:38:24,638
Yeah? Watch what
happens when we don't.
758
00:38:26,974 --> 00:38:27,974
See?
759
00:38:28,892 --> 00:38:30,978
I have to admit,
Bill. You were right.
760
00:38:31,687 --> 00:38:32,687
Ted!
761
00:38:33,730 --> 00:38:35,148
- You have to do it.
- Yeah!
762
00:38:35,232 --> 00:38:36,608
- Our life is hell!
- Yeah!
763
00:38:36,692 --> 00:38:38,044
And if you don't go
back and change it...
764
00:38:38,068 --> 00:38:39,068
Change it!
765
00:38:51,415 --> 00:38:54,918
This ends now. The
lies, the delusions.
766
00:38:55,168 --> 00:38:57,295
I'm done with him. I'm
done with both of them.
767
00:38:57,379 --> 00:38:58,714
You're not gonna kill Ted, Dad.
768
00:38:58,797 --> 00:39:00,757
He broke into
Dave Grohl's house!
769
00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:02,092
Dad, slow down.
770
00:39:02,175 --> 00:39:03,535
We don't have
the whole story yet.
771
00:39:06,596 --> 00:39:09,016
Can't get away
from us, Bill and Ted.
772
00:39:09,558 --> 00:39:10,743
Ted, they're right. They're us.
773
00:39:10,767 --> 00:39:12,477
They remember
everything we're gonna do!
774
00:39:13,228 --> 00:39:14,646
That means we gotta do something
775
00:39:14,730 --> 00:39:16,273
we can't possibly remember.
776
00:39:17,899 --> 00:39:18,899
Shoot 'em.
777
00:39:22,487 --> 00:39:24,489
Oh, no. They're
gonna do the thing.
778
00:39:24,656 --> 00:39:25,574
Oh!
779
00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:26,491
I was hoping
780
00:39:26,575 --> 00:39:28,095
they wouldn't
remember that this time.
781
00:39:30,579 --> 00:39:32,330
No one leaves the building.
782
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:47,888
Dude, what do we do?
783
00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:49,681
No idea, that's the point!
784
00:39:50,098 --> 00:39:51,141
I'm confused!
785
00:39:51,308 --> 00:39:52,308
Me, too!
786
00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:00,442
Ted, that totally worked!
787
00:40:00,525 --> 00:40:03,403
Yeah. Maybe we should always
not know what we're doing.
788
00:40:03,487 --> 00:40:04,487
Time.
789
00:40:05,113 --> 00:40:06,198
Forty-seven minutes.
790
00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:08,775
All right, we gotta keep
going further into the future.
791
00:40:09,034 --> 00:40:10,869
At some point, we
must've written that song.
792
00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:12,704
- Try in five years.
- Okay.
793
00:40:17,501 --> 00:40:18,501
Dude.
794
00:40:19,127 --> 00:40:20,128
What's that?
795
00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:21,587
I don't know.
796
00:40:22,214 --> 00:40:23,840
But it's most alarming.
797
00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:26,927
- Bill?
- I'm tr yin', dude.
798
00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,637
- Bill?
- Almost there, dude.
799
00:40:29,054 --> 00:40:30,054
Bill!
800
00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:32,056
I got it!
801
00:40:53,995 --> 00:40:56,873
Come on! You again? I said no.
802
00:40:57,124 --> 00:40:59,167
To us. But I bet you
can't say no to this man.
803
00:40:59,334 --> 00:41:02,045
Mr. Jimi Hendrix, meet
Mr. Louis Armstrong.
804
00:41:02,212 --> 00:41:05,257
That lick you played
was the cat's meow, man.
805
00:41:05,924 --> 00:41:07,968
It's blues, but also...
806
00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:10,428
What's the word you
used, young ladies?
807
00:41:10,595 --> 00:41:12,514
- Psychedelic.
- Psychedelic.
808
00:41:13,056 --> 00:41:14,182
Exactly.
809
00:41:15,267 --> 00:41:17,144
Very funny, whoever you are.
810
00:41:17,310 --> 00:41:20,230
Louis Armstrong's,
like, 65 years old.
811
00:41:20,438 --> 00:41:21,815
Dude, dude, I told you
812
00:41:21,898 --> 00:41:23,084
we should've gotten older Louis.
813
00:41:23,108 --> 00:41:24,484
It was your idea, too!
814
00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:30,448
Well, the young ladies
picked me up in 1922, Jim.
815
00:41:30,615 --> 00:41:32,617
Which supports both
that we're putting together
816
00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:34,327
a most extraordinary band...
817
00:41:34,494 --> 00:41:36,454
Yeah. And that we are doing so
818
00:41:36,538 --> 00:41:38,039
by traveling all
throughout time.
819
00:41:38,206 --> 00:41:39,916
Come on, give me a break.
820
00:41:52,762 --> 00:41:54,848
Oh! He dug that jive, eh?
821
00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:56,891
Potato Head Blues?
822
00:41:56,933 --> 00:41:58,059
What kind of title is that?
823
00:41:58,226 --> 00:42:00,270
A definitive one, Mr. Armstrong.
824
00:42:00,812 --> 00:42:02,272
So, what you're all saying
825
00:42:02,439 --> 00:42:06,359
is that you love a song
that I wrote in my future?
826
00:42:06,526 --> 00:42:07,819
Which is in your past.
827
00:42:07,986 --> 00:42:10,655
But we're all here
in this present.
828
00:42:10,989 --> 00:42:13,909
Which is actually the past?
829
00:42:14,826 --> 00:42:16,161
Exactly, gentlemen.
830
00:42:16,369 --> 00:42:17,662
Ooh!
831
00:42:17,746 --> 00:42:18,872
Fascinating.
832
00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:31,843
Herr Mozart. Now we're talkin'.
833
00:44:02,183 --> 00:44:04,185
Yeah! Hey, Wolfie.
834
00:44:06,062 --> 00:44:07,062
Jimi.
835
00:44:13,445 --> 00:44:16,281
Dude, the future totally
sent a killer robot after us.
836
00:44:16,406 --> 00:44:18,408
That's why we gotta
find the song, dude.
837
00:44:24,497 --> 00:44:25,498
Death!
838
00:44:25,915 --> 00:44:28,460
Hopeless, helpless dying breath.
839
00:44:28,918 --> 00:44:31,713
Hopeless, helpless dying breath.
840
00:44:32,255 --> 00:44:34,466
This can't possibly
be the song, dude.
841
00:44:35,133 --> 00:44:36,509
- Pain!
- Pain!
842
00:44:36,593 --> 00:44:37,635
- Death!
- Death!
843
00:44:38,178 --> 00:44:41,973
Welcome to the end!
844
00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:46,353
No way!
845
00:44:46,853 --> 00:44:48,646
- Enough! Stop!
- Enough! Stop!
846
00:44:51,107 --> 00:44:52,150
Come forward.
847
00:44:53,276 --> 00:44:55,111
How's it goin', Bill and Ted?
848
00:44:55,528 --> 00:44:56,780
How'd you like our song?
849
00:44:57,322 --> 00:44:58,948
- Is that a song?
- Yes!
850
00:45:00,033 --> 00:45:01,326
It's a little on the dark side,
851
00:45:01,409 --> 00:45:03,203
but, you know, that's cool.
852
00:45:04,245 --> 00:45:05,497
Why are you guys in prison?
853
00:45:05,705 --> 00:45:07,665
Oh, maybe because
you guys left us
854
00:45:07,749 --> 00:45:09,834
to take the fall five years ago.
855
00:45:10,126 --> 00:45:11,169
Oh.
856
00:45:11,252 --> 00:45:13,692
That's funny, 'cause for us
it's only, like, five minutes ago.
857
00:45:14,589 --> 00:45:16,257
So, we'll be leaving now.
858
00:45:16,716 --> 00:45:18,551
You're not goin'
anywhere, pretty boy.
859
00:45:19,010 --> 00:45:21,429
We've been waiting for
years to make things right.
860
00:45:21,554 --> 00:45:23,014
But everything's
gonna be different.
861
00:45:23,515 --> 00:45:27,185
'Cause unlike those last
us's, we actually have a song.
862
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,395
Is it a song?
863
00:45:28,478 --> 00:45:29,604
Yes!
864
00:45:30,146 --> 00:45:33,525
Bill, Ted, seriously, we
can't take that song back.
865
00:45:34,192 --> 00:45:36,528
Oh, you're not
taking it back, Curly.
866
00:45:37,028 --> 00:45:38,321
We're taking it back!
867
00:45:38,488 --> 00:45:39,989
You're gonna stay here and rot
868
00:45:40,198 --> 00:45:42,742
and we're gonna go get
lives and our wives back!
869
00:45:42,909 --> 00:45:44,035
And unite the world!
870
00:45:44,119 --> 00:45:45,119
And save reality!
871
00:45:45,620 --> 00:45:46,830
- You are?
- Yes!
872
00:45:52,085 --> 00:45:53,628
Freeze, Preston/Logan.
873
00:45:54,254 --> 00:45:56,131
You know what happens
if he kills them, dude.
874
00:45:56,381 --> 00:45:57,757
He kills us, dude.
875
00:46:00,343 --> 00:46:01,343
Hold on!
876
00:46:01,678 --> 00:46:03,138
You want some
Bill and Ted, punk?
877
00:46:06,099 --> 00:46:07,099
Get him!
878
00:46:09,144 --> 00:46:10,144
Pain. Pain, pain.
879
00:46:12,188 --> 00:46:13,314
That was not a song.
880
00:46:18,153 --> 00:46:19,237
That was horrible, dude.
881
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,714
Those are the
worst us's yet, dude!
882
00:46:20,738 --> 00:46:21,990
Yeah. They did save us, though.
883
00:46:22,157 --> 00:46:22,991
Yeah.
884
00:46:23,158 --> 00:46:24,158
Oh, no!
885
00:46:24,784 --> 00:46:26,077
- Jo!
- Liz!
886
00:46:26,286 --> 00:46:27,829
- Oh, hi!
- How's it goin'?
887
00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:30,165
- Good.
- Oh, my God, is that you?
888
00:46:31,916 --> 00:46:33,418
- No, no, no!
- We love you guys.
889
00:46:33,668 --> 00:46:34,728
- You've gotta go.
- You should probably go.
890
00:46:34,752 --> 00:46:35,753
- All right.
- Okay.
891
00:46:35,837 --> 00:46:37,022
- We're gonna fix it!
- I got it.
892
00:46:37,046 --> 00:46:38,715
Oh, good Lord. Oh, good heavens.
893
00:46:43,887 --> 00:46:45,013
Dude, what now?
894
00:46:45,221 --> 00:46:46,639
The watch says sometimes things
895
00:46:46,723 --> 00:46:48,200
don't make sense till
the end of the story.
896
00:46:48,224 --> 00:46:49,058
So?
897
00:46:49,142 --> 00:46:51,423
Maybe we gotta go all the
way to the end to find out, Ted.
898
00:46:53,271 --> 00:46:55,648
Most... non-triumphant.
899
00:46:56,232 --> 00:46:58,359
Pull yourself together.
You're a robot!
900
00:46:59,235 --> 00:47:01,196
Get to where they're
going next and wait.
901
00:47:02,989 --> 00:47:04,532
We are running out of time.
902
00:47:14,501 --> 00:47:17,086
The myth of Ling Lun
turns out to be true, T.
903
00:47:17,545 --> 00:47:19,589
I know. And she's a she.
904
00:47:41,903 --> 00:47:42,903
Oh.
905
00:47:49,327 --> 00:47:50,662
Hey, you wanna be in our band?
906
00:47:51,788 --> 00:47:52,788
Yeah.
907
00:48:04,217 --> 00:48:05,927
Grom. You're gonna love her.
908
00:48:06,010 --> 00:48:09,138
Ling Lun says she's the
greatest drummer of all time.
909
00:48:13,017 --> 00:48:14,102
What?
910
00:48:26,864 --> 00:48:29,993
Hello. Excuse me.
Hi. Miss... Miss Grom...
911
00:48:35,582 --> 00:48:38,042
Well, I'm trying to save
the world, too, Mother.
912
00:48:38,626 --> 00:48:40,878
It's not like your
generation's done that great.
913
00:48:42,839 --> 00:48:45,279
Oh! It's getting worse and
worse here, if you were wondering.
914
00:48:47,677 --> 00:48:50,763
Ah! Well, the Sahara Desert just
showed up in San Dimas, Mother.
915
00:48:51,431 --> 00:48:53,349
Queen Elizabeth
is looking right at it.
916
00:48:55,059 --> 00:48:58,021
No. No, I'm not gonna
tell you where I am.
917
00:48:58,688 --> 00:49:00,398
Because how do I
know you won't send
918
00:49:00,481 --> 00:49:02,233
your killer robot after me, Mom?
919
00:49:06,279 --> 00:49:07,280
I gotta go, Mom.
920
00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:13,703
This is bad. This
is really happening.
921
00:49:14,078 --> 00:49:15,078
What's happening?
922
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,206
Whoa ho!
923
00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:18,290
Kid Cudi!
924
00:49:20,001 --> 00:49:21,210
Hey, how's it goin', dude?
925
00:49:22,003 --> 00:49:24,123
Can someone please tell
me what the hell is happening?
926
00:49:24,464 --> 00:49:26,966
Basically all time and
space are about to end
927
00:49:27,050 --> 00:49:29,761
unless their dads come
up with a song by 7:17 p.m.
928
00:49:30,053 --> 00:49:31,596
- Wait. What?
- Wait. What?
929
00:49:32,221 --> 00:49:33,723
We thought this
was about the music.
930
00:49:33,931 --> 00:49:36,309
It is. It's also about the
end of space and time.
931
00:49:36,934 --> 00:49:38,895
Dude, this is way
worse than we thought.
932
00:49:39,562 --> 00:49:42,273
So, this is some kind of error
in our holographic dual field?
933
00:49:42,774 --> 00:49:44,150
Or is it a Wilsonian loop
934
00:49:44,233 --> 00:49:45,568
causing a temporal singularity?
935
00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:48,363
Well, seems to me your
classical tautological causal circuit.
936
00:49:48,571 --> 00:49:50,823
I don't know. Seems like
textbook entanglement to me.
937
00:49:51,032 --> 00:49:52,325
I must say, your understanding
938
00:49:52,408 --> 00:49:54,327
of our dire circumstance
is most impressive.
939
00:49:54,744 --> 00:49:56,430
You should put it to good
use and help us save reality!
940
00:49:56,454 --> 00:49:57,288
Yeah!
941
00:49:57,372 --> 00:49:59,308
That's great. 'Cause it is
the end of space and time.
942
00:49:59,332 --> 00:50:00,332
Right.
943
00:50:00,833 --> 00:50:03,711
Mr. Armstrong,
Mr. Hendrix, Herr Mozart,
944
00:50:03,795 --> 00:50:06,381
Miss Grom, Miss
Ling Lun, and Mr. Cudi,
945
00:50:06,547 --> 00:50:07,983
we're gonna take you
into our dads' studio
946
00:50:08,007 --> 00:50:09,007
and start practicing.
947
00:50:09,050 --> 00:50:10,235
So that when our
dads get back here
948
00:50:10,259 --> 00:50:11,612
with the song that
will unite the world,
949
00:50:11,636 --> 00:50:12,804
you guys can play it for 'em.
950
00:50:13,179 --> 00:50:14,179
Sound good?
951
00:50:15,014 --> 00:50:16,766
Let's get practicing.
952
00:50:19,602 --> 00:50:20,853
Bogus.
953
00:50:27,318 --> 00:50:28,361
Oops.
954
00:50:29,112 --> 00:50:30,822
I'm so sorry, Great Leader.
955
00:50:31,823 --> 00:50:32,824
No.
956
00:50:34,492 --> 00:50:35,618
No.
957
00:50:39,122 --> 00:50:40,122
Oh, no.
958
00:50:47,714 --> 00:50:48,714
Are you okay?
959
00:50:48,965 --> 00:50:49,965
I think so, dude.
960
00:50:50,425 --> 00:50:51,425
Are you okay?
961
00:50:52,176 --> 00:50:53,176
I think so, dude.
962
00:50:55,263 --> 00:50:56,263
Dude, where are we?
963
00:51:03,938 --> 00:51:05,022
Are you guys okay?
964
00:51:05,857 --> 00:51:07,400
My mother just had me killed.
965
00:51:07,650 --> 00:51:09,944
I didn't think she'd
actually do it, but she did.
966
00:51:22,373 --> 00:51:25,877
Our sincerest apologies that
we're here, great musicians.
967
00:51:27,044 --> 00:51:28,755
We just wanted to help our dads.
968
00:51:30,882 --> 00:51:34,051
Which we clearly
utterly failed at.
969
00:51:53,821 --> 00:51:54,821
Time?
970
00:51:56,574 --> 00:51:57,658
6:48 p.m.
971
00:52:06,083 --> 00:52:07,083
Whoa.
972
00:52:13,883 --> 00:52:14,884
Dude!
973
00:52:17,178 --> 00:52:18,596
Are Jo and Liz here?
974
00:52:19,430 --> 00:52:20,430
Yes.
975
00:52:27,563 --> 00:52:28,648
And no.
976
00:52:32,276 --> 00:52:33,611
What did you mean
977
00:52:34,070 --> 00:52:36,113
"yes and no"?
978
00:52:37,281 --> 00:52:40,243
There are infinite pasts.
979
00:52:40,952 --> 00:52:44,747
Each is entangled
with infinite futures.
980
00:52:45,498 --> 00:52:46,833
So, what are you ea yin'?
981
00:52:47,542 --> 00:52:48,960
Where you end up
982
00:52:50,002 --> 00:52:51,254
all depends
983
00:52:52,046 --> 00:52:53,297
on what happens
984
00:52:54,257 --> 00:52:55,257
with this.
985
00:52:55,591 --> 00:52:56,591
Is that...
986
00:52:57,260 --> 00:53:00,471
It's the answer to everything.
987
00:53:03,516 --> 00:53:04,517
It's called...
988
00:53:06,060 --> 00:53:07,728
"Face The Music."
989
00:53:14,819 --> 00:53:15,820
Dudes...
990
00:53:16,529 --> 00:53:17,989
who is that on guitar?
991
00:53:18,614 --> 00:53:19,991
It's you two.
992
00:53:21,701 --> 00:53:23,035
It is us.
993
00:53:31,752 --> 00:53:33,087
Face The Music.
994
00:53:35,506 --> 00:53:36,799
Preston/Logan!
995
00:53:37,425 --> 00:53:41,262
Recorded at 7:17 p.m.
996
00:53:41,804 --> 00:53:44,724
At MP 46.
997
00:53:45,683 --> 00:53:48,019
It's in your hands now.
998
00:53:49,353 --> 00:53:51,355
Go make it happen.
999
00:53:52,023 --> 00:53:53,524
Thank you, wise old us's.
1000
00:53:53,608 --> 00:53:54,609
Yeah.
1001
00:54:04,368 --> 00:54:06,120
I just wanna say
thank you, Bill,
1002
00:54:07,663 --> 00:54:09,457
for all the times you've
been there for me.
1003
00:54:11,876 --> 00:54:14,253
I feel like I never
really knew you, Ted.
1004
00:54:17,006 --> 00:54:18,716
That's my fault.
1005
00:54:20,051 --> 00:54:22,762
I never truly opened
myself up to you.
1006
00:54:23,721 --> 00:54:27,433
The truth is, I looked
at you and saw myself.
1007
00:54:28,684 --> 00:54:32,271
Yeah. I know. Me, too.
1008
00:54:33,439 --> 00:54:37,735
I'm sorry for the times
I let you down, Bill.
1009
00:54:38,402 --> 00:54:39,862
You never have, Bill.
1010
00:54:41,364 --> 00:54:42,531
You never have.
1011
00:54:48,454 --> 00:54:49,455
Oh!
1012
00:54:53,542 --> 00:54:55,336
I'll never forget you, Bill.
1013
00:54:56,295 --> 00:54:57,295
Ever.
1014
00:55:00,257 --> 00:55:01,759
Catch you later, Ted.
1015
00:55:09,308 --> 00:55:11,352
Catch you later, Bill and Ted.
1016
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:20,778
They're nice boys.
1017
00:55:20,987 --> 00:55:22,029
Yeah.
1018
00:55:23,823 --> 00:55:26,242
Dude! We got the
actual real song!
1019
00:55:26,659 --> 00:55:28,059
Now all's we gotta
do is figure out
1020
00:55:28,119 --> 00:55:29,559
how to unite the
whole world with it.
1021
00:55:29,662 --> 00:55:30,663
And save reality.
1022
00:55:30,830 --> 00:55:31,830
Yeah.
1023
00:55:32,999 --> 00:55:34,166
- Dude!
- What?
1024
00:55:34,333 --> 00:55:35,584
The booth is gone.
1025
00:55:36,585 --> 00:55:37,585
What?
1026
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,130
Where did it go?
1027
00:55:39,505 --> 00:55:42,842
I don't know. Let's go back
and ask those wise old us's.
1028
00:55:43,009 --> 00:55:44,677
Yeah. I hope we're still alive.
1029
00:55:48,431 --> 00:55:49,807
Freeze, Preston/Logan.
1030
00:55:49,974 --> 00:55:52,101
Oh, this is exactly what
we don't need right now.
1031
00:55:52,268 --> 00:55:55,229
We can't. We gotta get
back to the present, like, now.
1032
00:55:55,396 --> 00:55:57,606
Yeah. Look, we know
you were sent here
1033
00:55:57,690 --> 00:55:59,233
to kill us if we
didn't have the song.
1034
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,361
But we actually do
have the song now, so...
1035
00:56:03,654 --> 00:56:05,197
Wait. You have the song?
1036
00:56:07,950 --> 00:56:09,118
Oh.
1037
00:56:10,202 --> 00:56:11,202
Uh...
1038
00:56:11,996 --> 00:56:13,539
Mistakes were made.
1039
00:56:15,374 --> 00:56:17,084
Apologies are given.
1040
00:56:17,251 --> 00:56:20,129
You're forgiven. No problem.
But we gotta go, robot dude.
1041
00:56:20,296 --> 00:56:23,507
Wait! No, must expiate guilt.
1042
00:56:24,216 --> 00:56:26,385
For what? We're
fine, dude. Let us go!
1043
00:56:26,469 --> 00:56:27,470
For
1044
00:56:28,012 --> 00:56:29,263
murdering family.
1045
00:56:29,847 --> 00:56:31,515
Wait. What?
1046
00:56:31,891 --> 00:56:33,142
What are you talking about?
1047
00:56:34,351 --> 00:56:37,271
I lasered your daughters.
1048
00:56:37,438 --> 00:56:38,898
You lasered them?
1049
00:56:39,273 --> 00:56:40,816
You lasered our daughters?
1050
00:56:40,983 --> 00:56:42,193
Where are they?
1051
00:56:42,526 --> 00:56:43,736
Daughters are
1052
00:56:44,904 --> 00:56:45,904
in Hell.
1053
00:56:46,322 --> 00:56:48,657
You sent our daughters to Hell?
1054
00:56:51,660 --> 00:56:52,787
We have to go get them.
1055
00:56:54,288 --> 00:56:55,288
Shoot us.
1056
00:56:55,915 --> 00:56:58,459
I can't shoot you.
You have the song.
1057
00:57:00,586 --> 00:57:01,962
Well, guess what?
1058
00:57:02,546 --> 00:57:03,798
Now there's no song.
1059
00:57:04,090 --> 00:57:05,925
Now you got no choice, Robot.
1060
00:57:06,425 --> 00:57:07,551
You gotta kill us.
1061
00:57:18,813 --> 00:57:19,897
Can no longer take life.
1062
00:57:21,107 --> 00:57:21,941
What?
1063
00:57:22,108 --> 00:57:24,401
Failure. Failure.
Failure. Failure.
1064
00:57:24,610 --> 00:57:25,610
Dude,
1065
00:57:25,861 --> 00:57:28,322
we need this guy to laser us
but he appears to be having
1066
00:57:28,405 --> 00:57:29,782
some kind of nervous breakdown.
1067
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:32,451
Shoot us, Robot!
1068
00:57:34,286 --> 00:57:35,286
I can't. I'm a failure.
1069
00:57:35,329 --> 00:57:36,956
I don't even deserve
to live, you know?
1070
00:57:37,081 --> 00:57:37,915
Shoot us!
1071
00:57:37,998 --> 00:57:39,917
Can't do it. Shoot myself.
1072
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,460
- Wait, don't!
- You can't!
1073
00:57:41,752 --> 00:57:43,254
We gotta go save
Billie and Thea.
1074
00:57:43,546 --> 00:57:44,797
- Let's do it!
- Yeah.
1075
00:57:45,422 --> 00:57:48,008
I'm so sorry!
Goodbye, cruel world!
1076
00:57:54,431 --> 00:57:55,431
It worked!
1077
00:57:55,766 --> 00:57:56,766
Yeah!
1078
00:58:01,313 --> 00:58:02,356
World!
1079
00:58:04,441 --> 00:58:05,860
That is unexpected.
1080
00:58:06,110 --> 00:58:07,862
Yeah. How can a robot even die?
1081
00:58:08,404 --> 00:58:09,613
Let's find the girls.
1082
00:58:10,865 --> 00:58:12,950
Can I come with you?
1083
00:58:15,202 --> 00:58:16,287
He did kill us.
1084
00:58:18,372 --> 00:58:19,415
Come on, Robot!
1085
00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:23,002
Wait. I have a name.
1086
00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:25,629
It's Dennis.
1087
00:58:26,589 --> 00:58:27,882
Dennis McCoy.
1088
00:58:28,174 --> 00:58:29,925
Okay. Let's go, Dennis McCoy.
1089
00:58:30,676 --> 00:58:32,386
- Thea!
- Billie!
1090
00:58:32,636 --> 00:58:35,556
Dennis Caleb McCoy.
That's the full name.
1091
00:58:35,639 --> 00:58:36,974
Let's go, dude!
1092
00:58:38,309 --> 00:58:40,436
I feel gratitude. Gratitude.
1093
00:58:40,769 --> 00:58:41,769
Okay, we get it.
1094
00:58:42,021 --> 00:58:43,689
You're a grateful,
totally insecure,
1095
00:58:43,772 --> 00:58:46,609
somehow dead robot
named Dennis Caleb McCoy.
1096
00:58:47,568 --> 00:58:49,069
- Thea!
- Billie!
1097
00:58:51,322 --> 00:58:52,823
How're we gonna find them, dude?
1098
00:58:53,032 --> 00:58:54,116
I don't know, dude.
1099
00:58:54,283 --> 00:58:56,035
Yeah, I don't even know, dude.
1100
00:58:58,996 --> 00:59:01,165
Thea! Billie!
1101
00:59:05,336 --> 00:59:06,336
Great Leader?
1102
00:59:07,171 --> 00:59:08,631
Bill and Ted are
dead. Did it work?
1103
00:59:13,344 --> 00:59:14,344
No.
1104
00:59:14,845 --> 00:59:16,222
Nothing is working.
1105
00:59:20,392 --> 00:59:22,645
They were very nice.
Very nice. Good group.
1106
00:59:23,145 --> 00:59:25,356
- Group?
- Yeah. They went that way.
1107
00:59:25,856 --> 00:59:26,856
Thanks, demons.
1108
00:59:26,941 --> 00:59:28,001
- You betcha.
- Enjoy Hell, y'all.
1109
00:59:28,025 --> 00:59:29,502
- Thanks, demons.
- Have a good time, boys.
1110
00:59:29,526 --> 00:59:30,653
I know that's strange.
1111
00:59:30,736 --> 00:59:31,904
What is that, a robot?
1112
00:59:31,987 --> 00:59:33,656
Yeah, that's a robot in Hell.
1113
00:59:34,448 --> 00:59:35,699
- Thea?
- Billie?
1114
00:59:36,325 --> 00:59:37,618
- Thea?
- Billie!
1115
00:59:38,452 --> 00:59:39,453
No!
1116
00:59:39,536 --> 00:59:41,121
- Apology not accepted, Mother.
- Kelly?
1117
00:59:41,956 --> 00:59:42,957
Oh!
1118
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,959
Bill and Ted are here.
Did it work, Mom?
1119
00:59:46,585 --> 00:59:47,836
Yeah. That's what I thought.
1120
00:59:48,462 --> 00:59:49,463
Where are they?
1121
00:59:49,964 --> 00:59:50,964
They're that way.
1122
00:59:53,384 --> 00:59:56,303
I'm Dennis Caleb
McCoy. I am so... No! No.
1123
00:59:57,012 --> 00:59:59,723
Oh, yeah. This is way worse
than the Christmas incident.
1124
01:00:00,266 --> 01:00:02,977
And you named him
Dennis? After my ex?
1125
01:00:03,686 --> 01:00:04,687
Get outta here!
1126
01:00:16,115 --> 01:00:17,741
- Thea! Billie!
- Billie! Thea!
1127
01:00:18,325 --> 01:00:19,325
Dads!
1128
01:00:23,998 --> 01:00:24,998
Dads!
1129
01:00:27,710 --> 01:00:28,794
How're you doin'?
1130
01:00:28,877 --> 01:00:30,296
Well, you know, we're dead.
1131
01:00:30,796 --> 01:00:31,797
And we're in Hell.
1132
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:32,880
But how're you doin'?
1133
01:00:33,549 --> 01:00:34,549
We're good!
1134
01:00:34,633 --> 01:00:35,634
Yeah. Look who we found.
1135
01:00:37,011 --> 01:00:38,011
Dad?
1136
01:00:38,679 --> 01:00:39,679
Hi, Ted.
1137
01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:42,641
I was wrong. I
mean, you're here.
1138
01:00:43,350 --> 01:00:46,228
Which implies that you
also traveled through time
1139
01:00:46,353 --> 01:00:50,024
and that your wives
actually are princesses.
1140
01:00:50,107 --> 01:00:52,693
All of which proves
that it is imperative
1141
01:00:52,860 --> 01:00:56,739
that you write the song that
will unite the entire world.
1142
01:00:57,072 --> 01:00:58,490
And save reality.
1143
01:00:59,575 --> 01:01:00,576
Wait, is that new?
1144
01:01:00,951 --> 01:01:01,951
Yeah.
1145
01:01:02,036 --> 01:01:06,123
Well, then, I should help
you instead of criticizing you.
1146
01:01:06,457 --> 01:01:09,835
And I am very, very, very sorry.
1147
01:01:10,544 --> 01:01:11,544
Thanks, Dad!
1148
01:01:12,838 --> 01:01:14,465
Yeah, thanks, Chief Logan!
1149
01:01:14,548 --> 01:01:16,133
I wasn't talking to you, Bill.
1150
01:01:16,675 --> 01:01:18,010
Oh. Cool.
1151
01:01:19,094 --> 01:01:21,764
Well, Dads, this is the
band we put together for you.
1152
01:01:22,181 --> 01:01:24,516
This is Jimi Hendrix,
Louis Armstrong...
1153
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:27,353
and Mozart, and
Ling Lun, and Grom.
1154
01:01:29,355 --> 01:01:30,439
A pleasure, gentlemen.
1155
01:01:30,898 --> 01:01:33,025
You raised two fine young girls.
1156
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,069
- Thank you.
- And this is Kid Cudi
1157
01:01:35,152 --> 01:01:36,987
who's not technically
a historical figure.
1158
01:01:37,196 --> 01:01:38,822
- Kinda am now, I think.
- Yeah.
1159
01:01:39,448 --> 01:01:41,533
It's a great honor
to meet you all.
1160
01:01:41,617 --> 01:01:45,913
Yeah. Welcome to,
and sorry about, Hell.
1161
01:01:46,288 --> 01:01:47,288
My bad.
1162
01:01:50,209 --> 01:01:51,293
Oh.
1163
01:01:51,377 --> 01:01:53,170
Well, that's Dennis Caleb McCoy.
1164
01:01:53,587 --> 01:01:54,587
We've met.
1165
01:01:55,005 --> 01:01:56,005
He killed us.
1166
01:01:57,007 --> 01:01:58,008
I'm really sorry
1167
01:01:58,634 --> 01:02:00,886
that I lasered you all.
1168
01:02:01,512 --> 01:02:02,512
And
1169
01:02:02,930 --> 01:02:04,515
I just need to tell you...
1170
01:02:04,890 --> 01:02:09,436
My name is Dennis
Caleb McCoy, and...
1171
01:02:09,853 --> 01:02:10,854
Thank you, Dennis.
1172
01:02:12,022 --> 01:02:13,440
Well, thanks for
coming to get us.
1173
01:02:13,565 --> 01:02:14,805
How're we gonna get outta here?
1174
01:02:14,983 --> 01:02:16,485
We're gonna go talk to Death.
1175
01:02:17,653 --> 01:02:19,130
Well, isn't he still
mad at you guys?
1176
01:02:19,154 --> 01:02:20,322
Oh, yeah.
1177
01:02:20,656 --> 01:02:22,324
- And we're still mad at him.
- Yeah.
1178
01:02:22,658 --> 01:02:23,658
Oh.
1179
01:02:24,410 --> 01:02:25,410
Nineteen minutes.
1180
01:02:25,536 --> 01:02:26,787
Everyone, follow us.
1181
01:02:31,291 --> 01:02:32,291
Yes way!
1182
01:02:34,169 --> 01:02:37,381
Best 75 out of 81.
1183
01:02:37,923 --> 01:02:40,884
- Is he playing Hopscotch by himself?
- I have bested you again.
1184
01:02:41,051 --> 01:02:42,803
He looks miserable, dude.
1185
01:02:43,846 --> 01:02:44,846
Yes!
1186
01:02:45,848 --> 01:02:46,974
Dude, he's cheating!
1187
01:02:47,099 --> 01:02:48,099
Yes!
1188
01:02:51,145 --> 01:02:52,521
- Take a hike.
- Let's go, dude.
1189
01:02:52,646 --> 01:02:53,480
Good luck, Dads.
1190
01:02:53,605 --> 01:02:54,815
- Be sweet.
- Okay.
1191
01:02:55,190 --> 01:02:56,190
Okay.
1192
01:03:00,654 --> 01:03:01,697
Hey, Death.
1193
01:03:03,782 --> 01:03:05,993
Why, if it isn't
the Wyld Stallyns.
1194
01:03:07,661 --> 01:03:09,830
Have you come to sue me again?
1195
01:03:09,913 --> 01:03:11,498
No, Death. Not at all.
1196
01:03:11,623 --> 01:03:13,709
No. We just need
to talk to you, Death.
1197
01:03:14,877 --> 01:03:16,378
Talk to the hand.
1198
01:03:18,881 --> 01:03:20,466
It will only take
a second, dude.
1199
01:03:21,842 --> 01:03:23,677
- Death!
- Come on, dude.
1200
01:03:28,348 --> 01:03:29,224
Who is it?
1201
01:03:29,308 --> 01:03:30,517
Bill and Ted.
1202
01:03:31,685 --> 01:03:35,063
What? Did your
restraining order run out?
1203
01:03:35,314 --> 01:03:37,232
Did the judge change his mind?
1204
01:03:37,357 --> 01:03:39,943
So, now I am allowed
to get close to you?
1205
01:03:40,694 --> 01:03:41,862
Hmm? Is this too close?
1206
01:03:41,945 --> 01:03:42,945
Death.
1207
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,407
We didn't want to sue you, dude.
1208
01:03:45,491 --> 01:03:48,202
- Remember, be sweet, dude.
- You're right.
1209
01:03:48,285 --> 01:03:51,997
You tried to take the
name Wyld Stallyns.
1210
01:03:52,122 --> 01:03:54,041
I was Wyld Stallyns.
1211
01:03:54,166 --> 01:03:55,792
What are you talking about?
1212
01:03:56,043 --> 01:03:58,795
You kicked me out because
you was jealous of me.
1213
01:03:58,879 --> 01:04:00,506
- No, no, no, dude.
- Yes, yes, yes.
1214
01:04:00,631 --> 01:04:02,341
You quit the band to
go out on your own!
1215
01:04:02,466 --> 01:04:04,259
You wouldn't let me play!
1216
01:04:04,343 --> 01:04:06,929
Dude, you were playing
40-minute bass solos.
1217
01:04:07,012 --> 01:04:08,430
No one but you could play!
1218
01:04:08,514 --> 01:04:10,390
I was in the groove!
1219
01:04:10,474 --> 01:04:11,474
What?
1220
01:04:11,517 --> 01:04:13,477
Those 40-minute solos,
1221
01:04:13,852 --> 01:04:16,271
that was the highlight
of your shows.
1222
01:04:16,688 --> 01:04:19,566
It's no wonder you
went down in the tubes.
1223
01:04:24,363 --> 01:04:25,447
What're we gonna do?
1224
01:04:27,115 --> 01:04:27,991
Oh!
1225
01:04:28,075 --> 01:04:30,244
Death, the reason
we came here is 'cause
1226
01:04:30,369 --> 01:04:32,120
we have to play a
song at some place
1227
01:04:32,204 --> 01:04:34,581
called MP 46, like, right now.
1228
01:04:35,332 --> 01:04:38,252
All of time is gonna
fold in on itself, dude.
1229
01:04:39,086 --> 01:04:41,880
I have been demoted down here
1230
01:04:42,172 --> 01:04:45,717
because I took two
so-called "friends" back up
1231
01:04:46,176 --> 01:04:48,387
who should not
have gone back up.
1232
01:04:48,554 --> 01:04:50,472
So, if that is
why you're here...
1233
01:04:51,306 --> 01:04:53,183
Sorry, not sorry.
1234
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:55,560
Bye!
1235
01:04:56,895 --> 01:04:59,314
- What now?
- I don't know, dude.
1236
01:04:59,481 --> 01:05:01,400
Dads, we have an idea.
1237
01:05:01,650 --> 01:05:02,568
You mind if we try?
1238
01:05:02,651 --> 01:05:04,671
I mean, the dude is the most
rad bass player, like, ever.
1239
01:05:04,695 --> 01:05:05,695
Yeah.
1240
01:05:07,698 --> 01:05:08,698
Please.
1241
01:05:09,074 --> 01:05:10,367
- Okay.
- Come on.
1242
01:05:10,993 --> 01:05:12,786
- All right.
- He's kind of a dick.
1243
01:05:12,953 --> 01:05:13,953
Okay.
1244
01:05:23,630 --> 01:05:26,800
Dads, we think you
should wait outside.
1245
01:05:44,610 --> 01:05:45,444
Oh.
1246
01:05:45,527 --> 01:05:47,362
Excuse us, Mr. Death, sir.
1247
01:05:47,446 --> 01:05:49,281
It's good to see you
again, Mr. Death, sir.
1248
01:05:49,406 --> 01:05:52,075
Well, if it isn't Little
Bill and Little Ted.
1249
01:05:52,326 --> 01:05:54,703
We're still your hugest fans.
1250
01:05:54,786 --> 01:05:55,786
Yeah.
1251
01:05:56,288 --> 01:05:57,331
Oh.
1252
01:05:57,539 --> 01:05:59,291
Don't fudge with me.
1253
01:05:59,416 --> 01:06:00,709
We're not fudging with you, sir.
1254
01:06:00,792 --> 01:06:02,002
- It's legit.
- Yeah.
1255
01:06:02,461 --> 01:06:03,295
- Really?
- Yeah.
1256
01:06:03,378 --> 01:06:04,588
I mean, The Lonely Soul Surfer
1257
01:06:04,671 --> 01:06:07,591
was the most
underrated album in 1998.
1258
01:06:07,758 --> 01:06:09,384
The critics hated it.
1259
01:06:09,635 --> 01:06:10,969
Well, they just weren't ready
1260
01:06:11,053 --> 01:06:12,346
for an album that was all bass.
1261
01:06:12,471 --> 01:06:14,973
"It was all over the
place," they said.
1262
01:06:15,932 --> 01:06:20,270
"It was a raging,
confused mess," they said.
1263
01:06:20,562 --> 01:06:24,274
"It was even worse than
Pale on Pale, '' they said."
1264
01:06:25,233 --> 01:06:26,652
Well...
1265
01:06:28,153 --> 01:06:30,197
It was, in parts.
1266
01:06:30,781 --> 01:06:32,491
But in other parts...
1267
01:06:32,616 --> 01:06:34,076
The outro in "I'll
Never Be Loved"
1268
01:06:34,159 --> 01:06:35,702
is the most bodacious.
1269
01:06:36,411 --> 01:06:38,330
I mean, the last three bars
1270
01:06:38,413 --> 01:06:40,624
before the chorus
in "Too Pale to Cry..."
1271
01:06:40,832 --> 01:06:41,832
Oh, well...
1272
01:06:43,335 --> 01:06:47,339
What did you think of the hook
in "Boogie Down With Doctor D?"
1273
01:06:48,006 --> 01:06:49,800
What can we even say?
1274
01:06:49,883 --> 01:06:52,761
Insane. We've never seen
left-hand technique like that.
1275
01:06:53,345 --> 01:06:55,931
I know! I was self-taught.
1276
01:06:56,056 --> 01:06:59,726
You have some crazy,
crazy skills, dude!
1277
01:06:59,810 --> 01:07:00,810
Well...
1278
01:07:02,604 --> 01:07:03,844
- You know what you need?
- Hmm?
1279
01:07:05,190 --> 01:07:06,900
You just need a band.
1280
01:07:08,068 --> 01:07:09,403
And the band needs you.
1281
01:07:12,155 --> 01:07:12,989
Oh.
1282
01:07:13,073 --> 01:07:14,282
- T?
- B.
1283
01:07:18,995 --> 01:07:19,995
Come on in.
1284
01:07:21,373 --> 01:07:22,373
Dads,
1285
01:07:22,791 --> 01:07:25,252
is there something you
would like to say to Death?
1286
01:07:40,851 --> 01:07:43,854
We're sorry for how things
went between us, Death.
1287
01:07:44,730 --> 01:07:45,730
Yeah.
1288
01:07:46,148 --> 01:07:47,524
Sincerely sorry.
1289
01:07:49,943 --> 01:07:54,281
I am sorry that fame
went to my head.
1290
01:07:56,158 --> 01:07:57,868
It's very intoxicating.
1291
01:07:59,536 --> 01:08:03,039
We really did love
playing with you, dude.
1292
01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:06,752
We really did rock, didn't we?
1293
01:08:07,335 --> 01:08:08,754
We definitely did.
1294
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,798
And if it's not
too late, Death...
1295
01:08:13,675 --> 01:08:14,675
Would you
1296
01:08:15,135 --> 01:08:16,887
consider rejoining...
1297
01:08:18,138 --> 01:08:19,639
Wyld Stallyns?
1298
01:08:21,558 --> 01:08:22,893
Oh, I...
1299
01:08:31,359 --> 01:08:32,527
I suppose.
1300
01:08:49,252 --> 01:08:50,420
Okay, let's go!
1301
01:08:50,837 --> 01:08:52,589
Right. Right.
1302
01:08:57,844 --> 01:08:59,638
It's Dennis. Hi.
1303
01:09:03,642 --> 01:09:05,185
- I got lost.
- Get in, Dennis.
1304
01:09:05,268 --> 01:09:07,395
Okay. Thank you, guys.
1305
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:08,479
Hey, Kid Cudi.
1306
01:09:08,522 --> 01:09:10,357
- Oh, hello. Hello, everyone.
- Ow!
1307
01:09:10,524 --> 01:09:12,692
Hey. Hey. Yeah, okay, friends.
1308
01:09:12,818 --> 01:09:14,402
Let's rock!
1309
01:09:22,702 --> 01:09:25,831
It was cool when
you said, "Let's rock"
1310
01:09:26,373 --> 01:09:28,166
because it made me want to rock.
1311
01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:29,960
Uh-huh.
1312
01:09:30,669 --> 01:09:32,796
You don't just get to rock.
1313
01:09:33,421 --> 01:09:35,966
You got to earn
the right to rock.
1314
01:09:36,299 --> 01:09:38,718
Dude! We got 11 minutes.
1315
01:09:40,011 --> 01:09:42,138
Anyone know where MP 46 is?
1316
01:09:42,472 --> 01:09:43,765
Depends on your perspective.
1317
01:09:43,890 --> 01:09:45,767
To really dig the groove
of the quantum realm,
1318
01:09:45,851 --> 01:09:47,451
you gotta choose a
place to dig it from.
1319
01:09:47,644 --> 01:09:48,644
Dig?
1320
01:09:50,647 --> 01:09:52,774
Anyone know where MP 46 is?
1321
01:09:59,948 --> 01:10:01,308
We're never gonna
make our flight.
1322
01:10:01,533 --> 01:10:02,701
Hmm.
1323
01:10:07,497 --> 01:10:09,583
Deac, Deac. Look at that.
1324
01:10:13,837 --> 01:10:15,130
Whoa!
1325
01:10:16,381 --> 01:10:17,381
I got this.
1326
01:10:19,175 --> 01:10:20,175
Stop!
1327
01:10:25,140 --> 01:10:26,140
We're back!
1328
01:10:26,808 --> 01:10:27,808
What?
1329
01:10:30,645 --> 01:10:32,022
This is bad.
1330
01:10:34,107 --> 01:10:35,609
Really bad.
1331
01:10:37,277 --> 01:10:38,778
Okay, guys, let's go!
1332
01:10:42,157 --> 01:10:43,157
Come on!
1333
01:10:43,950 --> 01:10:44,950
Come on, Mozart.
1334
01:10:47,829 --> 01:10:49,289
Oh, Ted! Even if we knew
1335
01:10:49,372 --> 01:10:50,391
where we were supposed to play,
1336
01:10:50,415 --> 01:10:52,459
there's no way we'd
ever get there in time.
1337
01:10:53,668 --> 01:10:54,668
Bill, look!
1338
01:10:55,253 --> 01:10:57,797
This is MP 46? It
makes no sense.
1339
01:10:57,881 --> 01:10:59,507
How can the song
happen right here?
1340
01:11:01,468 --> 01:11:03,053
Because this is
where it happened.
1341
01:11:04,679 --> 01:11:06,097
Ted, you're right, dude!
1342
01:11:06,181 --> 01:11:08,433
But, dude, what're
we gonna play?
1343
01:11:10,226 --> 01:11:11,269
I don't know, dude.
1344
01:11:15,857 --> 01:11:18,193
Bill and Ted? I saved these.
1345
01:11:18,610 --> 01:11:19,610
I'm not sure if
1346
01:11:20,570 --> 01:11:22,155
they're of any use, but...
1347
01:11:22,906 --> 01:11:24,616
- Thanks, Dennis.
- Dads!
1348
01:11:24,783 --> 01:11:26,910
Dads! MP 46.
1349
01:11:27,035 --> 01:11:28,370
And the band is ready to play.
1350
01:11:28,453 --> 01:11:30,372
Alls we need is the song.
1351
01:11:36,169 --> 01:11:37,169
Thea.
1352
01:11:37,879 --> 01:11:38,879
Billie.
1353
01:11:39,381 --> 01:11:41,424
We don't know
how to tell you this.
1354
01:11:42,759 --> 01:11:44,135
We don't have the song.
1355
01:11:46,388 --> 01:11:47,388
Wait.
1356
01:11:48,056 --> 01:11:49,057
You don't?
1357
01:11:51,434 --> 01:11:52,434
No.
1358
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:54,646
We're sorry.
1359
01:11:55,605 --> 01:11:56,815
We're sorry, Dads.
1360
01:11:57,065 --> 01:11:59,359
Yeah, we really wanted
to help you out with this.
1361
01:12:05,281 --> 01:12:07,283
Dude, you seeing
what I'm seeing?
1362
01:12:11,955 --> 01:12:12,955
Preston?
1363
01:12:14,124 --> 01:12:15,124
Logan?
1364
01:12:17,877 --> 01:12:19,671
Preston/Logan.
1365
01:12:22,090 --> 01:12:23,174
Whoa!
1366
01:12:24,801 --> 01:12:25,927
What is it, Dads?
1367
01:12:26,928 --> 01:12:28,096
It's you!
1368
01:12:28,805 --> 01:12:29,805
What?
1369
01:12:29,931 --> 01:12:32,809
It was you the whole
time. We just didn't see it.
1370
01:12:33,351 --> 01:12:34,477
We can't write music.
1371
01:12:34,602 --> 01:12:37,022
Whatever... We
just listen to stuff.
1372
01:12:37,105 --> 01:12:37,939
From things we like.
1373
01:12:38,023 --> 01:12:39,858
And we just kind
of put stuff together.
1374
01:12:39,941 --> 01:12:41,943
Yeah, maybe you
just listen a little,
1375
01:12:42,068 --> 01:12:43,068
make things you like.
1376
01:12:43,111 --> 01:12:44,571
And put it all together.
1377
01:12:45,238 --> 01:12:47,407
Girls, you're not
here to back us.
1378
01:12:48,116 --> 01:12:50,660
We're here to back you.
1379
01:12:51,161 --> 01:12:52,328
We're your band.
1380
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:55,165
Whoa!
1381
01:12:58,877 --> 01:12:59,961
Follow us!
1382
01:13:04,716 --> 01:13:05,759
Here you go. Instruments!
1383
01:13:05,884 --> 01:13:06,926
Whoa!
1384
01:13:08,219 --> 01:13:10,764
Dude, I just thought
of something.
1385
01:13:10,972 --> 01:13:11,973
What is it, Ted?
1386
01:13:12,182 --> 01:13:14,100
How is just
listening to a song...
1387
01:13:15,143 --> 01:13:16,770
gonna unite the whole world...
1388
01:13:17,270 --> 01:13:18,480
throughout all of time?
1389
01:13:20,190 --> 01:13:21,691
That is a good question, dude.
1390
01:13:27,113 --> 01:13:28,793
It's almost like they'd
all have to hear it
1391
01:13:28,865 --> 01:13:30,033
in order to play it.
1392
01:13:30,492 --> 01:13:32,619
Ted, of course! That's
how we're gonna unite 'em.
1393
01:13:32,702 --> 01:13:33,870
We get 'em to play along.
1394
01:13:33,953 --> 01:13:35,431
Well, if that's true,
alls we gotta do is
1395
01:13:35,455 --> 01:13:37,082
get to everyone
throughout all time.
1396
01:13:37,165 --> 01:13:38,917
Yeah, and get 'em
instruments, dude.
1397
01:13:39,667 --> 01:13:41,586
In 7 minutes and 25 seconds.
1398
01:13:42,045 --> 01:13:43,463
What about a tambourine?
1399
01:13:43,963 --> 01:13:45,882
I mean, how hard can
it be to rock with that?
1400
01:13:45,965 --> 01:13:48,968
Tambourine is not
as easy as it looks.
1401
01:13:49,344 --> 01:13:51,596
What about dancing?
I'm a very gifted dancer.
1402
01:13:51,679 --> 01:13:52,679
You dance?
1403
01:13:54,224 --> 01:13:55,224
Really?
1404
01:13:55,350 --> 01:13:58,394
Why don't you go over there
and rehearse your dance?
1405
01:13:59,354 --> 01:14:00,354
Okay.
1406
01:14:01,815 --> 01:14:03,066
Dude, we have no power!
1407
01:14:03,149 --> 01:14:04,359
Say no more. On it.
1408
01:14:04,484 --> 01:14:05,484
Okay.
1409
01:14:19,999 --> 01:14:21,292
There! Oh, Jo.
1410
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,002
- Theodore.
- William!
1411
01:14:23,378 --> 01:14:24,504
- Joanna!
- Liz!
1412
01:14:24,587 --> 01:14:25,587
Hi.
1413
01:14:26,714 --> 01:14:29,092
Did you find a reality where
we're all happy together?
1414
01:14:29,175 --> 01:14:30,009
We did.
1415
01:14:30,176 --> 01:14:33,346
We realized we're
happiest in this reality.
1416
01:14:33,930 --> 01:14:34,931
Sweet!
1417
01:14:38,726 --> 01:14:41,062
Now, did we hear you
say something about
1418
01:14:41,146 --> 01:14:43,606
distributing instruments
all throughout time?
1419
01:14:43,731 --> 01:14:44,731
Ready, T?
1420
01:14:44,983 --> 01:14:48,069
Five, six, five,
six, seven, eight!
1421
01:14:53,783 --> 01:14:55,660
Oh, my God, what's happening?
1422
01:14:57,328 --> 01:14:58,788
Excuse me, Mr. Cudi, sir?
1423
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:01,124
Our wives just traveled
through multiple realities.
1424
01:15:01,249 --> 01:15:02,792
And in doing so,
they realized...
1425
01:15:02,876 --> 01:15:03,710
They're all happening
1426
01:15:03,793 --> 01:15:04,854
- simultaneously.
- Simultaneously.
1427
01:15:04,878 --> 01:15:06,754
Do we need individual us's
1428
01:15:06,838 --> 01:15:09,132
to take instruments
to infinite places?
1429
01:15:09,299 --> 01:15:10,133
Okay.
1430
01:15:10,216 --> 01:15:12,260
See, contrary to what
some have argued,
1431
01:15:12,385 --> 01:15:13,803
universal wave function is,
1432
01:15:13,928 --> 01:15:15,138
epistemologically speaking,
1433
01:15:15,221 --> 01:15:17,056
both cyclic and
separating. In other words...
1434
01:15:17,140 --> 01:15:19,267
Excuse me, Kid Cudi. I
don't mean to be rude,
1435
01:15:19,350 --> 01:15:21,030
but we have, like,
four and a half minutes.
1436
01:15:23,396 --> 01:15:26,733
Madam. Madam! We have to
go. It's not safe to be in here.
1437
01:15:27,775 --> 01:15:29,277
Where were you
thinking of going?
1438
01:15:45,376 --> 01:15:47,045
I think it's a lunar eclipse.
1439
01:15:47,128 --> 01:15:49,005
That is not lunar, you guys.
1440
01:15:54,677 --> 01:15:56,262
This is a disaster, T.
1441
01:15:56,721 --> 01:15:58,139
What are we gonna do, B?
1442
01:16:05,313 --> 01:16:07,315
Stop!
1443
01:16:07,649 --> 01:16:09,943
All you need to do is go in
the quantum superposition
1444
01:16:10,026 --> 01:16:11,277
with multiple realities.
1445
01:16:11,402 --> 01:16:12,654
But how?
1446
01:16:12,820 --> 01:16:15,365
Dudes, the booth is obviously
a tunnel to the quantum realm.
1447
01:16:15,531 --> 01:16:16,866
Go, go, go!
1448
01:16:16,950 --> 01:16:18,710
- Thank you, Mr. Cudi!
- Thank you, Mr. Cudi!
1449
01:16:18,826 --> 01:16:19,869
Station.
1450
01:16:19,994 --> 01:16:21,537
Station!
1451
01:16:21,746 --> 01:16:22,997
- Grom!
- Grom, you start!
1452
01:16:24,874 --> 01:16:26,542
- No, no, no...
- Stop, stop!
1453
01:16:26,709 --> 01:16:27,709
Here.
1454
01:16:34,676 --> 01:16:36,427
And now, Death!
1455
01:16:38,179 --> 01:16:40,348
Well... It's... Maybe
something like...
1456
01:16:40,598 --> 01:16:41,598
"Too Pale to Cry."
1457
01:16:41,683 --> 01:16:43,518
- That last riff?
- Amazing!
1458
01:16:46,271 --> 01:16:47,271
Yeah.
1459
01:16:53,486 --> 01:16:55,196
What're we gonna
tell people to play?
1460
01:16:56,906 --> 01:16:58,366
- We'll be right back.
- Okay.
1461
01:16:59,158 --> 01:17:00,994
Read me the number
for the infinite, dude.
1462
01:17:03,621 --> 01:17:07,292
6-9... 6-9... 2-9-9...
1463
01:17:07,458 --> 01:17:08,852
- How about that concerto?
- Okay, go tell him.
1464
01:17:08,876 --> 01:17:09,876
Mozart.
1465
01:17:14,007 --> 01:17:15,633
3-4-5-5...
1466
01:17:15,925 --> 01:17:17,677
5-1 -0-1...
1467
01:17:19,137 --> 01:17:20,577
I already said
goodbye to the girls.
1468
01:17:20,638 --> 01:17:22,098
But I wanna stay here and dance.
1469
01:17:22,181 --> 01:17:23,181
Dennis.
1470
01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:26,185
Good luck, my excellent friends.
1471
01:17:26,394 --> 01:17:27,478
Thanks, Kelly.
1472
01:17:28,187 --> 01:17:29,187
Later, Dennis.
1473
01:17:29,230 --> 01:17:31,399
My name is Dennis. Dennis McCoy.
1474
01:17:33,234 --> 01:17:34,819
2-7-1 -8.
1475
01:17:34,944 --> 01:17:38,239
Faster, you know? Yeah! Now, D.
1476
01:17:38,489 --> 01:17:39,490
Oh, yeah.
1477
01:17:40,533 --> 01:17:41,701
Yeah!
1478
01:17:42,785 --> 01:17:43,785
Watch this!
1479
01:17:50,585 --> 01:17:52,045
Jimi, for the win!
1480
01:17:54,464 --> 01:17:55,631
1 -8-2-8-3-5...
1481
01:17:55,715 --> 01:17:57,759
Okay. Okay. The
girls said C major.
1482
01:17:57,842 --> 01:17:59,302
113 beats per minute.
1483
01:17:59,510 --> 01:18:01,054
- Got it.
- All right. Yeah.
1484
01:18:02,096 --> 01:18:04,265
4-5-5.5-1...
1485
01:18:21,949 --> 01:18:22,825
- 4-3-5...
- Guys, maybe just press
1486
01:18:22,909 --> 01:18:23,951
the infinite button.
1487
01:18:24,118 --> 01:18:25,578
Oh, yeah.
1488
01:18:25,661 --> 01:18:26,661
Yeah.
1489
01:18:32,377 --> 01:18:33,503
One last thing.
1490
01:18:33,961 --> 01:18:35,505
I love you, Elizabeth.
1491
01:18:36,297 --> 01:18:37,548
I love you, Joanna.
1492
01:18:37,882 --> 01:18:38,925
We know.
1493
01:18:40,718 --> 01:18:41,761
I love you.
1494
01:18:43,346 --> 01:18:44,847
- Okay, let's go.
- Okay.
1495
01:19:11,666 --> 01:19:12,708
How's it goin', Deac?
1496
01:19:13,292 --> 01:19:14,292
Missy.
1497
01:19:14,794 --> 01:19:17,296
In case you're wondering,
I'm essentially an infinite me.
1498
01:19:17,922 --> 01:19:18,922
Catch you later.
1499
01:19:19,215 --> 01:19:20,758
Outstanding!
1500
01:19:30,726 --> 01:19:31,853
Yeah!
1501
01:19:47,243 --> 01:19:48,453
- Excellent!
- Excellent!
1502
01:19:52,039 --> 01:19:53,039
Dads!
1503
01:20:04,260 --> 01:20:05,260
Wait.
1504
01:20:12,226 --> 01:20:14,645
San Dimas, make some noise!
1505
01:20:25,281 --> 01:20:26,365
Yeah!
1506
01:20:29,410 --> 01:20:31,162
Ten, nine...
1507
01:20:31,621 --> 01:20:33,080
eight, seven...
1508
01:20:33,664 --> 01:20:34,664
six...
1509
01:20:34,790 --> 01:20:36,834
- five...
- Dads!
1510
01:20:37,126 --> 01:20:38,461
Four, three...
1511
01:20:39,128 --> 01:20:40,463
two, one.
1512
01:20:51,307 --> 01:20:53,309
Madam, you need to see this.
1513
01:20:59,482 --> 01:21:01,567
Your father would
be so proud of you.
1514
01:21:15,164 --> 01:21:16,666
- Bye!
- Bye, Kid Cudi!
1515
01:21:16,749 --> 01:21:17,749
- Bye!
- See ya, Kid Cudi!
1516
01:21:53,327 --> 01:21:54,537
It's working!
1517
01:21:54,620 --> 01:21:55,620
Yeah!
1518
01:22:17,602 --> 01:22:19,020
And so, it wasn't so much
1519
01:22:19,103 --> 01:22:20,688
the song that
made the difference.
1520
01:22:21,063 --> 01:22:23,316
It was everyone
playing it together.
1521
01:22:25,484 --> 01:22:26,484
And it worked.
1522
01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:39,083
Dude,
1523
01:29:40,085 --> 01:29:43,881
are you dead yet?
1524
01:29:44,631 --> 01:29:45,716
No.
1525
01:29:49,553 --> 01:29:50,679
Are you?
1526
01:29:53,140 --> 01:29:54,140
No.
1527
01:29:55,893 --> 01:30:00,981
There's one more
thing we need to do
1528
01:30:01,607 --> 01:30:02,816
before we go.
1529
01:30:05,110 --> 01:30:06,487
Definitely.
1530
01:30:19,458 --> 01:30:20,458
Ready, Bill?
1531
01:30:20,959 --> 01:30:22,002
Ready, Ted.
1532
01:30:23,128 --> 01:30:24,588
- One...
- Two...
1533
01:30:24,922 --> 01:30:27,132
One, two, three, four!
1534
01:30:55,869 --> 01:30:56,869
Okay.
1535
01:30:57,454 --> 01:30:58,622
Yeah. Okay.
1536
01:30:59,790 --> 01:31:00,833
- Okay.
- Okay.
1537
01:31:15,055 --> 01:31:16,181
We still got it.
1538
01:31:16,265 --> 01:31:17,349
We still got it.
1539
01:31:17,933 --> 01:31:19,935
- Hey, Bill.
- Yeah?
1540
01:31:27,151 --> 01:31:28,569
Okay, I have to sit down.
1541
01:31:30,195 --> 01:31:31,196
I'm sorry.
1542
01:31:33,073 --> 01:31:34,867
- That was fun.
- That was good.
1543
01:31:39,496 --> 01:31:40,496
Nurse!