1 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:35,365 - Ready, b? - Ready, t. 2 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:37,536 Okay. 3 00:00:37,828 --> 00:00:40,069 This is the story of our most excellent dads. 4 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,832 I'm bill s. Preston, esquire. 5 00:00:44,752 --> 00:00:46,493 And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan. 6 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:51,381 And we're wyld stallyns! 7 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,837 This was probably the first time you saw 'em. 8 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,127 Let's rock! 9 00:00:58,307 --> 00:01:00,094 And this was probably the last. 10 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,929 Not long before we were born, 11 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,666 they were told they were gonna write a song 12 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,771 that was gonna unite the entire world. 13 00:01:08,150 --> 00:01:10,337 Which they thought they had done with their hit single, 14 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:11,361 "those who rock." 15 00:01:13,322 --> 00:01:15,163 Not only did it not unite the world... 16 00:01:16,867 --> 00:01:18,152 But the band fell apart. 17 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:22,741 And our dads, alone now, were trying harder and harder. 18 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,032 But the problem was, the harder dads tried... 19 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:28,790 The less interested people seemed to be in their music. 20 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:33,165 Not only was it wearing on them and on the family. 21 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,696 But the universe they were told 22 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,051 they were gonna bring together, 23 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,049 was actually starting to unravel. 24 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,091 Yeah, time was folding in on itself. 25 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:44,468 It was bad. 26 00:01:44,895 --> 00:01:45,930 What? 27 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,058 Totally, dude. 28 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:48,106 Make some noise! 29 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:54,816 Anyways, this is how we got to where we are now. 30 00:02:00,244 --> 00:02:02,200 Hello, friends and loved ones. 31 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,995 Let us welcome you, one and all 32 00:02:04,081 --> 00:02:06,573 to this most joyous of occasions! 33 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,422 Ted and I have known missy in different capacities 34 00:02:14,508 --> 00:02:15,543 for many decades. 35 00:02:16,385 --> 00:02:18,797 First, she was our babysitter when we were ten. 36 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,383 Then we both invited her to the prom 37 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:23,676 when she was a senior and we were freshmen. 38 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:24,598 Yeah! 39 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,677 Two years later, she married my dad 40 00:02:27,271 --> 00:02:29,102 and missy became mom. 41 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:32,769 After divorcing bill's dad, she married my dad 42 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,067 and became my mom. Yeah. 43 00:02:35,404 --> 00:02:37,565 And now she's marrying Ted's little brother, 44 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:39,318 officer Deacon Logan. 45 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:44,746 Yeah. 46 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:47,823 Missy, bill and I, 47 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,332 along with my beautiful wife, Elizabeth, 48 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:51,709 and our daughter, Billie. 49 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:55,246 And my beautiful wife, Joanna, and our daughter, thea, 50 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,461 all wanna welcome you back. 51 00:02:59,136 --> 00:03:00,336 With open arms. 52 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,344 This happy event would seem to make 53 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,890 Deacon his own father-in-law 54 00:03:07,311 --> 00:03:08,551 and Ted his own uncle. 55 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:12,055 Not to mention making my dad his own son. 56 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:15,315 And with that beautiful thought in mind, 57 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:16,821 for your first dance, 58 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,730 we wish to present you with a matrimonial offering. 59 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:21,990 A sneak peek at the world premiere 60 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:23,942 of our newest Sonic creation. 61 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:25,725 We're not sure if this is going to be 62 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:27,199 the song that unites the world. 63 00:03:27,748 --> 00:03:28,864 We're pretty sure it might. 64 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,495 - At least we hope. - Yeah. 65 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:42,587 Sure to be another real doozy from the wyld stallyns. 66 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,171 Check one two three. 67 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,926 Let's dance, freaky deaky. 68 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:51,978 You got it, kissy missy. 69 00:03:52,773 --> 00:03:54,138 Your dad used to call me that. 70 00:03:54,191 --> 00:03:55,055 Totally aware of that, babe. 71 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,984 Please enjoy the first three movements of... 72 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:01,071 "That which binds us through time." 73 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:06,116 The chemical, physical, and biological nature of love. 74 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:10,367 An exploration of the meaning of meaning. 75 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,251 Part one. 76 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:17,575 Ah. 77 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:19,964 - Ready, bill? - Ready, Ted. 78 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:21,549 - One. - Two. 79 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,125 One, two, three, four. 80 00:05:21,737 --> 00:05:23,648 Dad, I've told you a thousand times, 81 00:05:23,989 --> 00:05:26,106 bill and I have to keep going till... 82 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,907 Yeah. Till your music unites the world. 83 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:31,452 Chief Logan, the people in the future told us... 84 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:34,326 - Bill, you didn't time-travel. - We did. 85 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:36,157 Your wives aren't from medieval england. 86 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:37,083 They are. 87 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,205 And you didn't go to heaven and hell. We did! 88 00:05:39,296 --> 00:05:40,457 - You didn't! - We did! 89 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:41,541 And you know why? 90 00:05:41,882 --> 00:05:44,590 Because it's impossible. 91 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,136 Here's a real idea for you two. 92 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,429 Here it comes, dude. 93 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,427 Get real jobs. 94 00:05:51,892 --> 00:05:54,054 Be role models to your daughters. 95 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,063 Oh, never mind. 96 00:05:56,146 --> 00:05:57,146 You are. 97 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,564 They're 24, they live at home 98 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,106 and they're unemployed. 99 00:06:01,443 --> 00:06:03,003 You remember when you used to call them 100 00:06:03,028 --> 00:06:04,234 "little bill," "little Ted"? 101 00:06:04,613 --> 00:06:06,104 We thought it was cute, gramps. 102 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,157 Hey. 103 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,362 Yeah. Well, it turned out to be a curse. 104 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,661 All I ever see them do is sit around, listen to music. 105 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,369 That is our primary activity, 106 00:06:14,456 --> 00:06:15,492 - definitely. - Yeah. 107 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:16,584 You guys okay? 108 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,282 Joanna, Elizabeth, 109 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,081 how do you feel about being 110 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,161 the only adults in your families? 111 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:24,999 The only ones with actual jobs? 112 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:27,385 Let's pack up. 113 00:06:27,469 --> 00:06:28,469 Don't listen to him. 114 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:32,802 I really appreciate you doing this. 115 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,133 I know it wasn't your choice. 116 00:06:34,226 --> 00:06:35,342 Of course, Jo. 117 00:06:35,519 --> 00:06:37,225 I really want this to work for both of us. 118 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,314 Yeah. 119 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:39,648 Oh, hey. 120 00:06:40,524 --> 00:06:41,605 How's it goin', dude? 121 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:42,943 Great, dude. 122 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:44,103 - Hi! - Hey, Jo. 123 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,309 Oh, no, no. 124 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:46,815 I'm sorry, is this the right day? 125 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,150 Yeah, totally. 126 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:52,279 So, do you understand why this situation 127 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:55,031 might seem at all strange to your wives? 128 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,538 No. Not at all. Why? 129 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,622 Well, when your wives suggested couples therapy, 130 00:07:01,962 --> 00:07:04,203 do you think that this is what they had in mind? 131 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,050 Well, definitely. 132 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,208 I mean, we're a couple of couples, right? 133 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:09,968 - That is true. - Yeah. 134 00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:12,594 But usually, with couples therapy, 135 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,180 it just means one couple. 136 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:15,551 - That makes sense. - Yeah. 137 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,426 Well, but, you know, we're here, 138 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:19,595 so let's work with that. 139 00:07:20,105 --> 00:07:21,221 Yes? Yeah. 140 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,316 Okay, great. 141 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:26,151 Ted, is there something you feel 142 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:27,897 your wife needs to hear from you? 143 00:07:28,238 --> 00:07:29,695 Yeah. Totally. 144 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,278 We love you guys. 145 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,030 Oh, that is good, dude. 146 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,864 In a way, yes. 147 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,948 I mean, it is great to feel loved. 148 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,785 But do you understand 149 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,545 how that might sound strange to your wives? 150 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:47,713 I'll shoot this at bill. 151 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,344 No. 152 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,466 I mean, we love 'em. 153 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,472 "We love them." 154 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,970 Yeah. Yeah. We do. 155 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:56,764 Okay. It's the "we" part. 156 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,431 Ted, can you say the same thing, 157 00:08:00,854 --> 00:08:03,642 but instead of "we," say "I" in the sentence. 158 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,731 - Oh. Yeah. - Okay. 159 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,271 Of course. 160 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:09,362 Okay. 161 00:08:09,905 --> 00:08:11,021 Elizabeth? Yes. 162 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:13,732 I and bill love you and Joanna. 163 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:15,574 Okay. 164 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:16,821 Dude, with all due respect, 165 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,555 I don't think you're quite getting this. 166 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:20,913 - Okay go for it, dude. - Okay. 167 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,571 I'm gonna do one. 168 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,125 Yes, go for it, dude. 169 00:08:24,628 --> 00:08:25,834 - Great. - Okay. 170 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,010 Joanna? 171 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:34,135 From the very, very bottom of I 172 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,341 and Ted's hearts, 173 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:41,676 I and Ted, totally love and worship you 174 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:43,521 and Elizabeth. 175 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,308 - Perfect, dude. - Awesome, dude, thanks. 176 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:54,821 Joanna, would you or Elizabeth like to respond to that? 177 00:08:56,785 --> 00:08:59,151 Oh. Well, would you... 178 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,785 Well, it has been tough for us. 179 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:04,501 At home. 180 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,042 You know, it's been so hard watching you 181 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:10,208 beat your heads against the wall for 25 years 182 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,920 and I'm not sure how much longer 183 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,092 we can keep going on like this. 184 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,513 What? 185 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,143 Well... 186 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:24,851 Bill, Ted. 187 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,513 I'd love to spend the last part 188 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,974 of this session with your wives. 189 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,561 - Alone? - Yes, alone. 190 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,773 Right. Okay. 191 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:38,608 We'll see you at home, okay? 192 00:09:40,829 --> 00:09:42,660 Okay. All right, then. 193 00:09:43,999 --> 00:09:45,865 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 194 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,665 Dude, did you know they felt that way? 195 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,296 We have to fix this. 196 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,219 The thing is, they're right, bill. 197 00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:00,714 They're princesses. 198 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:01,767 Yeah. 199 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,930 We pulled them out of their lives to be here with us. 200 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:07,019 And they didn't come all this way for this. 201 00:10:07,397 --> 00:10:08,958 That's why we gotta keep working, dude. 202 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,060 But isn't that the problem? 203 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,818 Yeah. But it's also the solution. 204 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,186 Yeah. I guess. 205 00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:20,278 Dude, this is transcendent. 206 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,783 Is this Fillmore '667 207 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,364 no, monterey pop, '67. 208 00:10:23,455 --> 00:10:25,308 That second sound check where they did that riff 209 00:10:25,332 --> 00:10:26,332 on amazing grace. 210 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,200 How's it goin', dads? 211 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:29,705 How's it goin', girls? 212 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:30,796 How was therapy? 213 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,038 - It went okay. - Yeah. 214 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,123 Hey, dad, by the way, gramps was wrong. 215 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,378 The wedding song was most luminous. 216 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:38,759 Oh, thank you, b. 217 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,635 Glad you dug it, Billie. 218 00:10:40,722 --> 00:10:41,908 No, seriously, uncle Ted, 219 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,345 when did you get so excellent on theremin? 220 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,470 Your playing rivaled, and I'm not kidding, 221 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:47,688 Clara rockmore. 222 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,095 Thanks, t. 223 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,098 Clara rockmore was definitely an inspiration. 224 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:52,977 Yeah. 225 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,316 - And, uncle bill! - Yeah. 226 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:55,609 The throat singing, I mean, 227 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:57,857 it was a whole new level of eloquence. 228 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,151 Some serious buga khoomei. 229 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:04,485 Your musical acumen is most impressive, girls. 230 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,171 - Hey dad, good luck on the song. - You got this. 231 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:23,925 What is it, Ted? 232 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:26,768 Liz is right. 233 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:30,600 We have been banging our heads against a wall for 25 years. 234 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,142 And I'm tired, dude. 235 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:34,942 Ted. 236 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,477 We have a destiny to fulfill. 237 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,197 Yeah. 238 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,150 And think about our fans, dude. 239 00:11:43,535 --> 00:11:45,776 Bob and Wendy will totally understand. 240 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:49,287 Eileen we haven't heard from for several years. 241 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,335 Bill? 242 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,129 What? 243 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:59,047 I went into Cyrus adler music yesterday. 244 00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:03,298 He said he'd give me $6,400 for the les Paul. 245 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,466 Are you saying... 246 00:12:11,521 --> 00:12:12,521 Yeah. 247 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:15,399 I think I am. 248 00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:20,571 Yeah. 249 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,242 Yeah. 250 00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:30,158 Whoa! 251 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,168 Dude! Dude! 252 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,460 It's the future! 253 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:39,122 Greetings, my excellent friends... 254 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,300 Do we know you? 255 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,262 I'm Kelly. 256 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,883 Wait, you're Rufus' daughter! 257 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,265 I am. 258 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,271 And I've been wanting to meet you my whole life. 259 00:12:49,851 --> 00:12:51,638 It must be very disappointing. 260 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,062 Not at all. 261 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,057 We have a problem, gentlemen. 262 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,857 Potentially a very serious problem. 263 00:12:58,402 --> 00:12:59,402 About the music? 264 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,483 About the music. They just wanna talk to you. 265 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,234 Dude, I got a very bad feeling about this. 266 00:13:07,744 --> 00:13:09,109 It'll be fine, Ted. 267 00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:11,365 They totally love us in the future, dude. 268 00:13:19,506 --> 00:13:20,837 Whoa! 269 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,710 Dude, our dads are totally in trouble. 270 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,876 I feel so bad for 'em. 271 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,449 They've been doing this on their own for the longest time. 272 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,534 Yeah, I wish there was some way we could help 'em out, you know? 273 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,558 Yeah. 274 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,644 But how? 275 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,690 Whoa! 276 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,672 Dude. Yeah? 277 00:14:08,972 --> 00:14:10,633 - The future. - Yeah. 278 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:25,905 Rufus. 279 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,278 Greetings, my excellent friends. 280 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,639 What you're looking at is the original phone booth... 281 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,662 Gentlemen? 282 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,455 That I used on my first visit to the great ones 283 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,742 way back in 1989. 284 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,041 The prophecy tells us... 285 00:14:50,597 --> 00:14:51,758 Bill and Ted. 286 00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:55,893 Step forward. 287 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:04,778 How's it goin'? 288 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,068 Great ones? 289 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,189 It's, uh... 290 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,240 It's good to be back. 291 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,736 What have you got to say for yourselves? 292 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,083 Be. 293 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,328 Excellent to each other. 294 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,077 - And party on, dudes. - Yeah. 295 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,539 Twenty-five years ago, 296 00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:29,382 wyld stallyns played a concert 297 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,552 at the Grand Canyon. 298 00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:32,638 That's true. 299 00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:35,347 One month ago, 300 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,473 you played the elks lodge 301 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,768 in barstow, California, for 40 people, 302 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,059 most of whom were there only because it was $2 taco night, 303 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,685 whatever the hell that means. 304 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,601 Well, yeah. We did! Yeah. We did! 305 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:53,153 You were supposed to unite the world in song. 306 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,869 According to her father, 307 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,917 a song created by preston/logan... 308 00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:05,876 That's us, dude. 309 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,298 At a concert performed by everyone in the band 310 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,259 at 7:17 P.M. 311 00:16:12,929 --> 00:16:14,511 At mp 46, 312 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,172 that's tonight, 313 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,392 will save reality as we know it, 314 00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:23,638 uniting humanity across all time. 315 00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:25,649 Wait... 316 00:16:25,942 --> 00:16:26,942 I'm sorry. 317 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:28,903 What? 318 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,603 Did you say, 319 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,024 "reality as we know it"? 320 00:16:35,076 --> 00:16:36,111 Yes! 321 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,746 Oh! 322 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,881 We need to hear the song 323 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,840 in 77 minutes and 25 seconds. 324 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,684 You have everything you require. 325 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,978 Get to work. 326 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,187 Dude, they totally hate us. 327 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,560 And I've never even heard of mp 46. 328 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:12,821 Yeah. 329 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,532 Kelly! 330 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,572 How does a song save reality? 331 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,778 That I can't tell you, but it has to. 332 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:21,915 Somehow. 333 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,162 The great turntable is tipping. 334 00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:28,542 That there is the center of space and time. 335 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,211 San dimas 700 years ago, 7:17 P.M. 336 00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:34,753 My father believed that the song 337 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,630 could be the nexus point that brings 338 00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:38,302 humanity into rhythm and Harmony. 339 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:41,181 - How? - We only discovered this recently, 340 00:17:41,476 --> 00:17:43,718 but without it, reality will collapse, 341 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,562 and time and space will cease to exist. 342 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,558 So until 7:17 P.M... 343 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,275 Anything is possible. 344 00:17:52,612 --> 00:17:54,695 And after 7:17 P.M.? 345 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:58,861 Without the song, there is no after 7:17 P.M. 346 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,617 This was my dad's. He'd want you to have it. 347 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,081 It'll help keep track of the time in San dimas. 348 00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:20,053 "Sometimes things don't make sense." 349 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:23,300 "Until the end of the story." 350 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,638 That's what my dad always said. 351 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,263 I'll leave you to it? 352 00:18:41,077 --> 00:18:42,077 Okay. 353 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,743 Now alls we gotta do 354 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,950 is write the greatest song ever written. 355 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,747 That brings the entire world into rhythm and Harmony. 356 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,752 And saves reality as we know it. 357 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,257 All through... 358 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,593 Time. 359 00:19:00,388 --> 00:19:02,879 Dude. We've spent our whole life 360 00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:05,011 trying to write the song that will unite the world. 361 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,514 What makes us think we can write it in, like, 75 minutes? 362 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,345 Ted, we had to have written that song. 363 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,396 The people in the future told us we did. 364 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,349 Yeah. I guess. 365 00:19:14,694 --> 00:19:16,559 Which means we have it in us, dude. 366 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,637 Maybe we just haven't written it yet. 367 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,440 Maybe we're still gonna. 368 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,358 Well, if we haven't written it yet, 369 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,240 but we know we're gonna at some point, 370 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,826 why can't we just go to the future 371 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,281 when we have written it? 372 00:19:30,585 --> 00:19:33,043 - And take it from ourselves! - Yeah! 373 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,917 Ted! You have had many 374 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,294 counterintuitive ideas over the years, 375 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,625 but this is by far 376 00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:41,960 the counterintuitivest of them all, dude! 377 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,474 Except, 378 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,382 won't that be stealing? 379 00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:49,935 How is that stealing 380 00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:53,058 if we're stealing it from ourselves, dude? 381 00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:55,974 Yeah. Yeah. 382 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,940 - I hope it still works. - Yeah. 383 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,702 How far into our future do you think we gotta go? 384 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,823 It depends on when we think we wrote that song. 385 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:13,083 Let's be conservative. Say, two years? 386 00:20:13,169 --> 00:20:14,330 Sounds good, Ted. 387 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,003 Then, once we get the song, 388 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,997 we'll go back home to right before we left. 389 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,885 And then what? 390 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,302 Unite the world and save reality, dude. 391 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,306 - Bill, my friend. - Yes, Ted, my friend? 392 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,352 I have a feeling things are about to change 393 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,227 in a most outstanding way. 394 00:20:35,358 --> 00:20:36,769 I could not agree more. 395 00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:01,376 - You okay, dude? - Yeah. 396 00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:02,917 You? Yeah. 397 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,923 Let's go say hello to ourselves and get that song. 398 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,511 It's our rusty bucket, dude. 399 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,641 To those who rock 400 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:11,512 over here, dude. 401 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,010 They say we're talking the talk but we're walking the walk 402 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,148 wait. We're playing those who rock? 403 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,440 Here? 404 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,191 Rock, yeah! 405 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:23,270 We are those who rock 406 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,194 everybody! 407 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,781 We are those who rock 408 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:27,698 clap your hands now! 409 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,736 We are those who rock 410 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,282 yeah, rock! 411 00:21:32,373 --> 00:21:33,830 Dude, that's us! 412 00:21:38,838 --> 00:21:39,983 Don't look and they won't see us, dude! 413 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,086 Bill, wait! 414 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:43,840 Go, go, go! 415 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,881 - Almost at the Van! - Hey, us's, stop! 416 00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:52,720 Oh, hello! 417 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,097 We totally forgot you were coming. 418 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,803 - Yeah. - How great to see you. 419 00:21:57,398 --> 00:21:59,890 What are you talking about? You totally ran away from us. 420 00:22:01,569 --> 00:22:03,652 Look, guys, we know exactly what you're thinking. 421 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,397 Why would we be playing open mic night at 6:15 P.M. 422 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,950 When, in fact, we have become such huge rock stars again. 423 00:22:10,036 --> 00:22:11,036 Yeah. 424 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,198 Here's the answer. 425 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:13,571 - Yeah. - Us being here 426 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,406 is humorously ironic. 427 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:17,794 Do you believe us? 428 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,498 - No. - Not at all. 429 00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:23,045 Well, I feel sorry for you, then. 430 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,797 Dude, I think we came too early. These other us's don't have the song. 431 00:22:29,013 --> 00:22:32,302 Why don't you go write it yourselves instead of trying to steal it from us? 432 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,351 You're the one who couldn't write it, Ted. 433 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:42,771 Well, you're the one who lost his wife, Ted. 434 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:44,942 What? 435 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,320 What are you talking about? 436 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,188 Oh! Here's what happened, bill. 437 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,400 After you failed couples therapy, 438 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,327 Liz and Jo were visited by other thems from the future 439 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,369 who gave them a phone booth 440 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,617 and sent them all through time and space 441 00:22:58,001 --> 00:22:59,491 looking for just one life 442 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,167 where they could be happy with you! 443 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,421 And guess what? 444 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,580 They didn't find one! 445 00:23:05,049 --> 00:23:06,586 And now we've been alone for two years 446 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:08,838 'cause you sent our wives away. 447 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:10,919 No way. 448 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:12,546 Yes way! 449 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,966 Our wives have been gone for two years 450 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,799 and you didn't do anything about it? 451 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:18,430 You did, all right. 452 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,637 You went back and you made it worse. 453 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,105 And guess what else? 454 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,311 Your daughters won't even talk to you. 455 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,737 What? 456 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,485 You're a dick, Ted. 457 00:23:28,197 --> 00:23:30,813 - You want a piece of me, Ted? - Ted, he's not worth it! 458 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,234 Hey! It's not worth it, dude. We gotta go. 459 00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:35,660 Yeah! And save our marriages. 460 00:23:36,664 --> 00:23:38,655 Losers! Has-beens! 461 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,640 - Whatever! - Stop fighting with yourself! 462 00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:41,951 Flashes in the pans! 463 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,205 Stop fighting with yourself! 464 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,373 That did not go well. 465 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:52,053 Yeah. And your you is a very contentious dickweed. 466 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,680 Bill, we gotta go back and talk with Liz and Jo. 467 00:23:54,807 --> 00:23:55,807 On it, dude. 468 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,652 And everyone in the band will unite... 469 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:12,196 I remember what he said. Every word. 470 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:13,732 Well, then, give them a chance. 471 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,200 I gave them a chance 472 00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:17,115 and everything they could possibly need, 473 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,206 but they bolted. 474 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:20,916 Kelly, 475 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,492 you know your father and I agreed on everything, 476 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,623 but there are other interpretations 477 00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,337 of the information he was acting on. 478 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:28,799 I'm aware of that. 479 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,716 Many on the council believe that it is, in fact, 480 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,426 the death of bill and Ted 481 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:35,173 that will bring the new epoch. 482 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,640 Well, I disagree with that completely! 483 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,642 That's atrocious! 484 00:24:40,728 --> 00:24:43,640 Well, maybe someday when you're the great leader, 485 00:24:43,731 --> 00:24:45,062 you can make the decisions 486 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,935 that will affect all time and space. 487 00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:49,151 You could just say "leader." 488 00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:51,945 - So pretentious. - Is it ready? 489 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,551 Yes, great leader. It should be. 490 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,779 - "Should be"? - Is. 491 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,163 Madam. 492 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:00,580 Do you know who I am? 493 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:05,038 Yes, great leader. 494 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,170 You know what to do. 495 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,719 You must not fail. 496 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:17,682 Must 497 00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:18,807 not 498 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,507 fail. 499 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,438 I cannot believe you're gonna kill bill and Ted! 500 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,399 Dad would be so mad at you. 501 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,404 We're out of options, kel. 502 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:37,274 The unravelling has already begun. 503 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,085 Future dude! You're back? 504 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,758 I'm looking for your fathers. Have they been here? 505 00:25:59,932 --> 00:26:00,932 No. 506 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:09,484 Where are our dads? 507 00:26:09,692 --> 00:26:11,212 They're in a tribulation, aren't they? 508 00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:12,319 They are. 509 00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,965 Listen, you didn't see a scary-looking robot 510 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:14,773 from the future, did you? 511 00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:15,864 What? No. 512 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,440 My mom, who overreacts about everything 513 00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:20,741 - just sent one. - To get our dads? 514 00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,610 Don't worry. I won't let that happen. 515 00:26:22,997 --> 00:26:24,488 Well, we're trying to help 'em, too. 516 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:27,335 Hey. 517 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,496 Hey, this can go, like... 518 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:31,088 Like... 519 00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:34,414 Like, anywhere, right? Like, all throughout time? 520 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,628 That's correct, but I need to stay. 521 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,880 My guess is that my mom's emissary 522 00:26:39,013 --> 00:26:40,116 will be looking for them here. 523 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:40,969 Well, 524 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:43,097 thea and I were gonna help our dads with their music 525 00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:44,536 by putting together samples for 'em. 526 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:46,997 Yeah, but now it appears we could put together an actual band. 527 00:26:47,021 --> 00:26:48,583 I mean, it's just them, and they're all alone! 528 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,686 Hey, so, do you mind 529 00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:51,710 while you stay here and wait for the scary-looking robot, 530 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,294 you could show us how to use the booth? 531 00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:59,196 Dude, we gotta remember. 532 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:00,443 Make it better, not worse! 533 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,902 Yeah. I hope they're still there. 534 00:27:03,287 --> 00:27:06,245 It's just that the job that they've been given, it is... 535 00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:07,747 - Impossible. - Impossible. 536 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,076 - Joanna! - Elizabeth! 537 00:27:10,169 --> 00:27:11,830 - Hi! - We need to talk to you. 538 00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,370 And we're back. 539 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:15,255 This is super important, Dr. wood. 540 00:27:15,341 --> 00:27:17,707 We just saw ourselves two years in the future. 541 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,238 Wait, you're time-travelling again? 542 00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:20,753 Only to save reality as we know it. 543 00:27:20,888 --> 00:27:21,888 Okay. Maybe... 544 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,800 But we just found out something way worse. 545 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,473 You're leaving us. “What? 546 00:27:25,768 --> 00:27:27,634 - What? No, we're not. - No, are we? 547 00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:29,307 Yes. You are. 548 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,971 Yeah. And you have real good reason to, Jo. 549 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,556 'Cause we seriously appear 550 00:27:33,609 --> 00:27:34,849 to be living in our Van. 551 00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:37,564 Dude, we are totally living in that Van. 552 00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,153 And I'm drinking way too much. 553 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,443 - Darling, you don't even drink. - Not yet. 554 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:43,192 But I'm going to. A lot. 555 00:27:43,369 --> 00:27:44,984 - What? - Yeah. And the lying. 556 00:27:45,329 --> 00:27:47,446 You cannot believe what liars we are. 557 00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:50,498 Yeah, desperate, pathetic, lying losers. 558 00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:51,825 Oh, no! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 559 00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:53,493 Okay, let's stop for a moment 560 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,333 and take notice of the dynamic. 561 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:58,506 Threatened by the thought of losing your... 562 00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:00,755 - Princesses. - Sure. That's a word. 563 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,677 No, we actually are princesses. 564 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,921 We were born in 1410.1408. 565 00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:07,884 Okay. What about us leaving you? 566 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:08,978 Oh, man. 567 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,265 That's totally why we're here. 568 00:28:11,439 --> 00:28:14,398 Yeah. To prove that we're not the losers we just saw we were. 569 00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:16,565 Even though those loser us's tried to tell us 570 00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:17,851 not to come and talk to you. 571 00:28:17,945 --> 00:28:20,278 Yeah. Like we were somehow gonna make it worse. 572 00:28:22,116 --> 00:28:23,822 But we're not making it worse, right? 573 00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:26,579 Elizabeth? 574 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,122 Joanna? 575 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:29,457 Dr. wood? 576 00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,165 Dude, we totally made it worse. 577 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,956 - We'll be back. - And make it better. 578 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,713 When you say 1408, you mean the year... 579 00:28:39,383 --> 00:28:40,544 - One last thing. - Yeah. 580 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:43,134 Older yous from the future are just about to show up 581 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,221 to take you on a trip 582 00:28:44,263 --> 00:28:45,800 in search of a happy life with us. 583 00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:48,348 Don't go. 'Cause you're not gonna find one. 584 00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:49,716 Yeah, but you're gonna go. 585 00:28:49,810 --> 00:28:50,720 - So, don't go. - So, go? 586 00:28:50,811 --> 00:28:52,518 No. I guess, go. 587 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:54,437 We love you guys. 588 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:55,858 We're gonna fix it. 589 00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:02,946 That went terrible, dude. 590 00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:04,738 Two years forward was clearly not enough. 591 00:29:04,825 --> 00:29:06,065 Let's try five this time. 592 00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:07,821 Dude, I miss Liz already. 593 00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:09,490 Hang in there, Ted. 594 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,496 Things are about to get a whole lot better. 595 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:12,822 What time is it, dude? 596 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,326 Fifty-eight minutes. 597 00:29:15,544 --> 00:29:16,750 Okay, let's go. 598 00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:32,559 Actually, we have to go, too. 599 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:36,480 Right. Those older us's they referred to are outside. 600 00:29:36,607 --> 00:29:38,961 I'm a little bit nervous to time-travel again, to be honest. 601 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:41,255 As am I. We haven't time-traveled in more than two decades. 602 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,298 - No, I know. - You know what, ladies? 603 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:43,799 I'd like to recommend we see each other 604 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:46,109 a minimum of two to three, 605 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,027 five days a week. 606 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:50,030 - All right, then. - Lovely. Thank you. 607 00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:01,086 No. No. 608 00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:02,258 No! 609 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,556 Oh! Whoa! Whoa! “Whoa! 610 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:18,600 It worked. 611 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,060 Most indubitably. 612 00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:23,855 You sure this is it? 613 00:30:55,102 --> 00:30:55,967 Uh... 614 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:57,473 Excuse me, Mr. Jimi Hendrix? 615 00:30:57,772 --> 00:31:00,980 Can I just say it is an honor to be in your presence, dude? 616 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:02,940 Electric ladyland. 617 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:04,772 What can we even say? 618 00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:05,855 Who are you two? 619 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,362 Oh. Um... 620 00:31:07,531 --> 00:31:10,068 Wilhelmina Billie s. Logan and thea theodora Preston. 621 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:13,989 Yeah, we're here for our dads, to help them unite the world. 622 00:31:14,288 --> 00:31:16,529 Like, no exaggeration, literally unite the world. 623 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:18,331 By putting together a killer band for 'em, 624 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:19,811 and we had to start with you, dude. 625 00:31:19,835 --> 00:31:21,075 So, question... 626 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:24,546 How would you like to be a key part of this epochal song? 627 00:31:25,299 --> 00:31:26,414 Huh... 628 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:27,843 No. 629 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,385 Dude, we have to have Jimi Hendrix. 630 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:37,685 Yeah. 631 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:40,098 But how are we gonna get him to be in a band 632 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:41,645 with people he hasn't even heard of? 633 00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:42,899 Well, okay. 634 00:31:43,859 --> 00:31:45,850 Who's somebody he has heard of? 635 00:32:15,474 --> 00:32:16,931 Oh, when the saints 636 00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:18,554 go marching in 637 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:22,721 oh, when the saints go marching in 638 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:27,105 well, I want to be in that number 639 00:32:27,194 --> 00:32:30,278 oh, when the saints go marching in 640 00:32:30,489 --> 00:32:33,401 all right, all right, all right. All right. 641 00:32:34,743 --> 00:32:36,530 Can I help you, young ladies? 642 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,861 Uh... we're so sorry. 643 00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:42,494 Please excuse us, Mr. Armstrong, sir. 644 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:44,670 Uh... 645 00:32:45,171 --> 00:32:47,708 Might we have a word with you? 646 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:53,711 So, that is amazing grace 647 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,091 played by a Mr. Jimi Hendrix. 648 00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:58,138 Who's in the band. 649 00:32:58,225 --> 00:33:00,065 And specifically requested your presence, so... 650 00:33:00,102 --> 00:33:01,387 And here's why. 651 00:33:01,979 --> 00:33:03,580 Your improvisations, obviously influenced 652 00:33:03,606 --> 00:33:05,097 by bunk Johnson and king Oliver... 653 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:06,681 Yeah, but ultimately sui generis. 654 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,640 Totally inspired him, sir. 655 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,022 You gotta come see this, fellas. 656 00:33:10,237 --> 00:33:11,517 What you got there, Lou? 657 00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:13,276 You liberated all music, dude. 658 00:33:13,407 --> 00:33:14,807 Hey, what's that doohickey? 659 00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:16,616 Ooh! 660 00:33:23,542 --> 00:33:24,542 Damn it. 661 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:29,628 We did it! 662 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:31,630 Dude, look at where we live! 663 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:33,709 One song did all this? 664 00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:35,634 Ted, what if it wasn't just one song? 665 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,470 What if after we wrote it and saved the universe, 666 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:41,053 a dam broke and the songs just kept comin' and comin'? 667 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:42,561 Oh, yeah. 668 00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:51,654 Hello! 669 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,190 Younger us's, hello! 670 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:55,939 - Hello! - Hello! 671 00:33:56,158 --> 00:33:58,275 This time, we were expecting you. 672 00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:01,281 Yes, and unlike those sad open mic blokes 673 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:02,488 from three years ago... 674 00:34:02,581 --> 00:34:04,492 We are now finally able 675 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:06,164 to muster some compassion for them. 676 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:08,701 We actually do have... 677 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:10,453 The goods. 678 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:14,290 To your futures. 679 00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:17,585 We did it, dude. Yeah! 680 00:34:18,597 --> 00:34:19,597 Cheers! 681 00:34:24,770 --> 00:34:27,637 So, uh, why do you both have english accents? 682 00:34:28,023 --> 00:34:29,059 Uh... 683 00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:31,520 Funny story. Please. 684 00:34:34,154 --> 00:34:36,520 Once bill and I were knighted, 685 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,615 things got so good with Liz and Jo 686 00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,613 that we decided, as families, 687 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,698 to start summering in medieval england. 688 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:49,000 And I suppose it just bloody well rubbed off! 689 00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:53,420 And I can't say how chuffed we are about it. 690 00:34:54,008 --> 00:34:54,918 On! 691 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:56,874 That is such a relief! 692 00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:01,717 I must say, 693 00:35:02,099 --> 00:35:04,511 as much as I disliked those previous us's, 694 00:35:04,768 --> 00:35:05,803 I like these us's. 695 00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:08,470 Yeah. I didn't have a big problem with that other me, 696 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,189 but I do like this other me even more. 697 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:12,275 Yeah. 698 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:15,689 Enough talking, mates. 699 00:35:16,113 --> 00:35:17,398 Are you ready... 700 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:18,947 For everything... 701 00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:23,402 To change? 702 00:35:30,210 --> 00:35:31,210 Whoa. 703 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:46,967 That is truly... 704 00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:50,261 The most amazing song... 705 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:52,933 I have ever heard. 706 00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:55,860 It's great. 707 00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:58,990 Honestly, I wouldn't have thought we had it in us. 708 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:00,775 Ah. 709 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:02,950 But you do! 710 00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,904 And now it's time... 711 00:36:07,247 --> 00:36:09,409 To get it out to the world. 712 00:36:11,126 --> 00:36:12,126 Yeah! 713 00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:19,339 I'll never forget you, sir bill. 714 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,337 Right back at you, Billie boyo. 715 00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:26,305 So long, I guess. 716 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,268 And thanks! 717 00:36:28,435 --> 00:36:29,435 Yeah. 718 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:31,052 So long. 719 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:32,643 Tallyho! 720 00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:37,482 Marvelous! 721 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:40,524 Ted, why were you acting so weird with yourself, dude? 722 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:43,113 I don't know. I always seem to act weird with myself. 723 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,316 Yeah, you do! You gotta get over that, dude. 724 00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:46,700 We got the song! 725 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:50,912 Dave grohl! 726 00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:52,991 Who are you guys? 727 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:55,247 What're you doin' in my house? 728 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:56,751 Oh, no. 729 00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:01,837 No, no, no. 730 00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:11,388 Now we'll wait for those other us's 731 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,435 to go back and change everything. 732 00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:16,477 To our lives getting a whole lot better. 733 00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:17,651 Yeah. 734 00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:23,070 Ted, seriously, slow down on the vodka, dude. 735 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,488 You guys totally lied to us! 736 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,910 Why haven't you taken the song back to San dimas? 737 00:37:30,205 --> 00:37:32,322 Maybe 'cause it's not our song! 738 00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:33,949 Poppycock! 739 00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,874 It's Dave grohl's! 740 00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:38,290 And he's outside right now calling the cops. 741 00:37:40,674 --> 00:37:43,132 Ted, I told you Dave grohl came back this week. 742 00:37:43,218 --> 00:37:44,739 Totally thought he came back next week. 743 00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:46,794 What were you guys even thinking? 744 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,301 Just 'cause you two couldn't come up with a great song... 745 00:37:49,391 --> 00:37:50,426 And Dave grohl did! 746 00:37:50,517 --> 00:37:52,382 Doesn't mean we should be punished for that. 747 00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:55,144 We're not gonna do it. 748 00:37:56,982 --> 00:37:57,982 You have to! 749 00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:00,232 It's your only chance to get our wives back. 750 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:02,104 You were lying about that? 751 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:03,860 Of course we were lying. 752 00:38:04,698 --> 00:38:05,905 Oh, man. 753 00:38:06,074 --> 00:38:07,906 Yeah, they don't want anything to do with you! 754 00:38:07,993 --> 00:38:09,450 'Cause they traveled all through time 755 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,698 and finally realized you are losers. 756 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,746 Yeah, 'cause you make bad choices. 757 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,751 Like this. 758 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:18,083 Now, take the song! 759 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:19,873 Guys, seriously, 760 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,168 you don't have to pull guns on us. 761 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,506 Yeah? Watch what happens when we don't. 762 00:38:26,845 --> 00:38:27,845 See? 763 00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:30,846 I have to admit, bill. You were right. 764 00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:32,518 Ted! 765 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,016 - You have to do it. - Yeah! 766 00:38:35,103 --> 00:38:36,435 - Our life is hell! - Yeah! 767 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:37,916 And if you don't go back and change it... 768 00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:38,940 Change it! 769 00:38:51,286 --> 00:38:54,824 This ends now. The lies, the delusions. 770 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,156 I'm done with him. I'm done with both of them. 771 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:58,583 You're not gonna kill Ted, dad. 772 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,626 He broke into Dave grohl's house! 773 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:01,954 Dad, slow down. 774 00:39:02,047 --> 00:39:03,407 We don't have the whole story yet. 775 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,880 Can't get away from us, bill and Ted. 776 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:10,573 Ted, they're right. They're us. 777 00:39:10,597 --> 00:39:12,338 They remember everything we're gonna do! 778 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:14,465 That means we gotta do something 779 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,142 we can't possibly remember. 780 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:18,772 Shoot 'em. 781 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,351 Oh, no. They're gonna do the thing. 782 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:26,360 I was hoping 783 00:39:26,446 --> 00:39:27,983 they wouldn't remember that this time. 784 00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:32,191 No one leaves the building. 785 00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:47,753 Dude, what do we do? 786 00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:49,549 No idea, that's the point! 787 00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:51,006 I'm confused! 788 00:39:51,179 --> 00:39:52,179 Me, too! 789 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,302 Ted, that totally worked! 790 00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:03,309 Yeah. Maybe we should always not know what we're doing. 791 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,401 Time. 792 00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:06,107 Forty-seven minutes. 793 00:40:06,486 --> 00:40:08,647 All right, we gotta keep going further into the future. 794 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,733 At some point, we must've written that song. 795 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,565 - Try in five years. - Okay. 796 00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:18,373 Dude. 797 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:20,042 What's that? 798 00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:21,459 I don't know. 799 00:40:22,085 --> 00:40:23,700 But it's most alarming. 800 00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:26,830 - Bill? - I'm tryin', dude. 801 00:40:26,965 --> 00:40:28,502 - Bill? - Almost there, dude. 802 00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:31,928 I got it! 803 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:56,743 Come on! You again? I said no. 804 00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:59,074 To us. But I bet you can't say no to this man. 805 00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:01,949 Mr. Jimi Hendrix, meet Mr. Louis Armstrong. 806 00:41:02,084 --> 00:41:05,121 That lick you played was the cat's meow, man. 807 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:07,879 It's blues, but also... 808 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,292 What's the word you used, young ladies? 809 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,379 - Psychedelic. - Psychedelic. 810 00:41:12,928 --> 00:41:14,044 Exactly. 811 00:41:15,138 --> 00:41:17,004 Very funny, whoever you are. 812 00:41:17,182 --> 00:41:20,094 Louis Armstrong's, like, 65 years old. 813 00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:21,641 Dude, dude, I told you 814 00:41:21,728 --> 00:41:22,956 we should've gotten older Louis. 815 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,345 It was your idea, too! 816 00:41:25,524 --> 00:41:30,359 Well, the young ladies picked me up in 1922, Jim. 817 00:41:30,487 --> 00:41:32,478 Which supports both that we're putting together 818 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,234 a most extraordinary band... 819 00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:36,322 Yeah. And that we are doing so 820 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:37,946 by traveling all throughout time. 821 00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:39,782 Come on, give me a break. 822 00:41:52,634 --> 00:41:54,717 Oh! He dug that jive, eh? 823 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:56,718 Potato head blues? 824 00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:57,924 What kind of title is that? 825 00:41:58,098 --> 00:42:00,134 A definitive one, Mr. Armstrong. 826 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,141 So, what you're all saying 827 00:42:02,310 --> 00:42:06,223 is that you love a song that I wrote in my future? 828 00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:07,638 Which is in your past. 829 00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:10,523 But we're all here in this present. 830 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:13,773 Which is actually the past? 831 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:16,063 Exactly, gentlemen. 832 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:17,524 Ooh! 833 00:42:17,617 --> 00:42:18,732 Fascinating. 834 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:31,708 Mozart. Now we're talkin'. 835 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:04,046 Yeah! Hey, Wolfie. 836 00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:06,893 Jimi. 837 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:16,191 Dude, the future totally sent a killer robot after us. 838 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,311 That's why we gotta find the song, dude. 839 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:25,412 Death! 840 00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:28,325 Hopeless, helpless dying breath. 841 00:44:28,790 --> 00:44:31,578 Hopeless, helpless dying breath. 842 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:34,330 This can't possibly be the song, dude. 843 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,370 - Pain! - Pain! 844 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:37,500 - Death! - Death! 845 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:41,834 Welcome to the end! 846 00:44:45,056 --> 00:44:46,217 No way! 847 00:44:46,725 --> 00:44:48,512 - Enough! Stop! - Enough! Stop! 848 00:44:50,937 --> 00:44:51,972 Come forward. 849 00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:54,934 How's it goin', bill and Ted? 850 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:56,683 How'd you like our song? 851 00:44:57,235 --> 00:44:58,816 Is that a song? Yes! 852 00:44:59,906 --> 00:45:01,237 It's a little on the dark side, 853 00:45:01,324 --> 00:45:03,109 but, you know, that's cool. 854 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,400 Why are you guys in prison? 855 00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:07,533 Oh, maybe because you guys left us 856 00:45:09,999 --> 00:45:11,034 oh. 857 00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:13,607 That's funny, 'cause for us it's only, like, five minutes ago. 858 00:45:14,461 --> 00:45:16,168 So, we'll be leaving now. 859 00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:18,420 You're not goin' anywhere, pretty boy. 860 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:21,294 We've been waiting for years to make things right. 861 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:22,882 But everything's gonna be different. 862 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:27,005 'Cause unlike those last us's, we actually have a song. 863 00:45:27,432 --> 00:45:28,263 Is it a song? 864 00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:29,465 Yes! 865 00:45:29,976 --> 00:45:33,390 Bill, Ted, seriously, we can't take that song back. 866 00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:36,389 Oh, you're not taking it back, curly. 867 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,231 We're taking it back! 868 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:39,857 You're gonna stay here and rot 869 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:42,608 and we're gonna go get lives and our wives back! 870 00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:43,897 And unite the world! 871 00:45:43,990 --> 00:45:44,990 And save reality! 872 00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:46,693 - You are? - Yes! 873 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:53,493 Freeze, preston/logan. 874 00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:55,999 You know what happens if he kills them, dude. 875 00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:57,626 He kills us, dude. 876 00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:01,216 Hold on! 877 00:46:01,549 --> 00:46:03,005 You want some bill and Ted, punk? 878 00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:06,972 Get him! 879 00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:09,975 Pain. Pain, pain. 880 00:46:12,018 --> 00:46:13,179 That was not a song. 881 00:46:17,984 --> 00:46:19,099 That was horrible, dude. 882 00:46:19,234 --> 00:46:20,629 Those are the worst us's yet, dude! 883 00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:21,893 Yeah. They did save us, though. 884 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:22,858 Yeah. 885 00:46:23,029 --> 00:46:24,029 Oh, no! 886 00:46:24,656 --> 00:46:25,942 Sti 2s 887 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,689 - oh, hi! - How's it goin'? 888 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:30,033 - Good. - Oh, my god, is that you? 889 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,325 - No, no, no! - We love you guys. 890 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:34,601 - You've gotta go. - You should probably go. 891 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:35,625 - All right. - Okay. 892 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:36,895 - We're gonna fix it! - I got it. 893 00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:38,580 Oh, good lord. Oh, good heavens. 894 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:44,873 Dude, what now? 895 00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:46,503 The watch says sometimes things 896 00:46:46,594 --> 00:46:48,072 don't make sense till the end of the story. 897 00:46:48,096 --> 00:46:48,927 So? 898 00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:51,296 Maybe we gotta go all the way to the end to find out, Ted. 899 00:46:53,101 --> 00:46:55,514 Most... non-triumphant. 900 00:46:56,062 --> 00:46:58,223 Pull yourself together. You're a robot! 901 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:01,057 Get to where they're going next and wait. 902 00:47:02,861 --> 00:47:04,442 We are running out of time. 903 00:47:14,415 --> 00:47:16,952 The myth of ling lun turns out to be true, t. 904 00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:19,453 I know. And she's a she. 905 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:42,775 Oh. 906 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,160 Hey, you wanna be in our band? 907 00:47:51,659 --> 00:47:52,659 Yeah. 908 00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,796 Grom. You're gonna love her. 909 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:09,000 Ling lun says she's the greatest drummer of all time. 910 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:13,970 What? 911 00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:29,862 Hello. Excuse me. Hi. Miss... miss grom... 912 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:37,907 Well, I'm trying to save the world, too, mother. 913 00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:40,747 It's not like your generation's done that great. 914 00:48:42,710 --> 00:48:45,111 Oh! It's getting worse and worse here, if you were wondering. 915 00:48:47,549 --> 00:48:50,632 Ah! Well, the Sahara desert just showed up in San dimas, mother. 916 00:48:51,303 --> 00:48:53,213 Queen Elizabeth is looking right at it. 917 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:57,890 No. No, I'm not gonna tell you where I am. 918 00:48:58,561 --> 00:49:00,222 Because how do I know you won't send 919 00:49:00,353 --> 00:49:02,060 your killer robot after me, mom? 920 00:49:06,151 --> 00:49:07,151 I gotta go, mom. 921 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:13,613 This is bad. This is really happening. 922 00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:14,950 What's happening? 923 00:49:15,952 --> 00:49:17,068 Whoa ho! 924 00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:18,162 Kid cudi! 925 00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:21,233 Hey, how's it goin', dude? 926 00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:23,996 Can someone please tell me what the hell is happening? 927 00:49:24,377 --> 00:49:26,835 Basically all time and space are about to end 928 00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:29,628 unless their dads come up with a song by 7:17 P.M. 929 00:49:29,924 --> 00:49:31,461 Wait. What? Wait. What? 930 00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:33,583 We thought this was about the music. 931 00:49:33,803 --> 00:49:36,169 It is. It's also about the end of space and time. 932 00:49:36,806 --> 00:49:38,762 Dude, this is way worse than we thought. 933 00:49:39,434 --> 00:49:42,097 So, this is some kind of error in our holographic dual field? 934 00:49:42,645 --> 00:49:44,010 Or is it a wilsonian loop 935 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:45,429 causing a temporal singularity? 936 00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:48,223 Well, seems to me your classical tautological causal circuit. 937 00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:50,726 I don't know. Seems like textbook entanglement to me. 938 00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:52,190 I must say, your understanding 939 00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:54,192 of our dire circumstance is most impressive. 940 00:49:54,657 --> 00:49:56,302 You should put it to good use and help us save reality! 941 00:49:56,326 --> 00:49:57,157 Yeah! 942 00:49:57,243 --> 00:49:59,180 That's great. 'Cause it is the end of space and time. 943 00:49:59,204 --> 00:50:00,204 Right. 944 00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:03,618 Mozart, 945 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:06,249 miss grom, miss ling lun, and Mr. cudi, 946 00:50:06,461 --> 00:50:07,856 we're gonna take you into our dads' studio 947 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:08,880 and start practicing. 948 00:50:08,922 --> 00:50:10,108 So that when our dads get back here 949 00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:11,485 with the song that will unite the world, 950 00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:12,669 you guys can play it for 'em. 951 00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:14,052 Sound good? 952 00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:16,627 Let's get practicing. 953 00:50:19,474 --> 00:50:20,714 Bogus. 954 00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:28,183 Oops. 955 00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:30,724 I'm so sorry, great leader. 956 00:50:31,736 --> 00:50:32,736 No. 957 00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:35,525 No. 958 00:50:38,993 --> 00:50:39,993 Oh, no. 959 00:50:47,586 --> 00:50:48,586 Are you okay? 960 00:50:48,837 --> 00:50:49,837 I think so, dude. 961 00:50:50,296 --> 00:50:51,296 Are you okay? 962 00:50:52,048 --> 00:50:53,049 I think so, dude. 963 00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:56,134 Dude, where are we? 964 00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:04,891 Are you guys okay? 965 00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,218 My mother just had me killed. 966 00:51:07,522 --> 00:51:09,808 I didn't think she'd actually do it, but she did. 967 00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:25,738 Our sincerest apologies that we're here, great musicians. 968 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:28,657 We just wanted to help our dads. 969 00:51:30,753 --> 00:51:33,916 Which we clearly utterly failed at. 970 00:51:53,735 --> 00:51:54,735 Time? 971 00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:57,562 6:48 P.M. 972 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:06,956 Whoa. 973 00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:14,756 Dude! 974 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,461 Are Jo and Liz here? 975 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:20,303 Yes. 976 00:52:27,393 --> 00:52:28,509 And no. 977 00:52:32,148 --> 00:52:33,434 What did you mean 978 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:36,024 "yes and no"? 979 00:52:37,153 --> 00:52:40,111 There are infinite pasts. 980 00:52:40,866 --> 00:52:44,653 Each is entangled with infinite futures. 981 00:52:45,371 --> 00:52:46,736 So, what are you sayin'? 982 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:48,823 Where you end up 983 00:52:49,874 --> 00:52:51,114 all depends 984 00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:53,159 on what happens 985 00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:55,129 with this. 986 00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:56,464 Is that... 987 00:52:57,132 --> 00:53:00,340 It's the answer to everything. 988 00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:04,388 It's called... 989 00:53:05,933 --> 00:53:07,594 "Face the music." 990 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:15,692 Dudes... 991 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:17,892 Who is that on guitar? 992 00:53:18,486 --> 00:53:19,897 It's you two. 993 00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:22,945 It is us. 994 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:32,952 Face the music. 995 00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:36,709 Preston/logan! 996 00:53:37,296 --> 00:53:41,131 Recorded at 7:17 P.M. 997 00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:44,589 At mp 40. 998 00:53:45,513 --> 00:53:47,880 It's in your hands now. 999 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:51,217 Go make it happen. 1000 00:53:51,894 --> 00:53:53,350 Thank you, wise old us's. 1001 00:53:53,439 --> 00:53:54,439 Yeah. 1002 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,026 I just wanna say thank you, bill, 1003 00:54:07,535 --> 00:54:09,322 for all the times you've been there for me. 1004 00:54:11,789 --> 00:54:14,121 I feel like I never really knew you, Ted. 1005 00:54:16,879 --> 00:54:18,584 That's my fault. 1006 00:54:19,922 --> 00:54:22,665 I never truly opened myself up to you. 1007 00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:27,303 The truth is, I looked at you and saw myself. 1008 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:32,133 Yeah. I know. Me, too. 1009 00:54:33,311 --> 00:54:37,554 I'm sorry for the times I let you down, bill. 1010 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:39,764 You never have, bill. 1011 00:54:41,236 --> 00:54:42,395 You never have. 1012 00:54:48,326 --> 00:54:49,326 On! 1013 00:54:53,414 --> 00:54:55,201 I'll never forget you, bill. 1014 00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:57,168 Ever. 1015 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:01,619 Catch you later, Ted. 1016 00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:11,217 Catch you later, bill and Ted. 1017 00:55:19,232 --> 00:55:20,598 They're nice boys. 1018 00:55:20,858 --> 00:55:21,939 Yeah. 1019 00:55:23,736 --> 00:55:26,149 Dude! We got the actual real song! 1020 00:55:26,532 --> 00:55:27,941 Now all's we gotta do is figure out 1021 00:55:28,032 --> 00:55:29,473 how to unite the whole world with it. 1022 00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:30,534 And save reality. 1023 00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:31,744 Yeah. 1024 00:55:32,912 --> 00:55:34,028 Dude! “What? 1025 00:55:34,205 --> 00:55:35,445 The booth is gone. 1026 00:55:36,457 --> 00:55:37,457 What? 1027 00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:38,994 Where did it go? 1028 00:55:39,377 --> 00:55:42,745 I don't know. Let's go back and ask those wise old us's. 1029 00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:44,541 Yeah. I hope we're still alive. 1030 00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:49,668 Freeze, preston/logan. 1031 00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:51,963 Oh, this is exactly what we don't need right now. 1032 00:55:52,139 --> 00:55:55,098 We can't. We gotta get back to the present, like, now. 1033 00:55:55,268 --> 00:55:57,476 Yeah. Look, we know you were sent here 1034 00:55:57,521 --> 00:55:59,102 to kill us if we didn't have the song. 1035 00:55:59,272 --> 00:56:02,230 But we actually do have the song now, so... 1036 00:56:03,526 --> 00:56:05,107 Wait. You have the song? 1037 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,024 Oh. 1038 00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:11,117 Uh... 1039 00:56:11,909 --> 00:56:13,400 Mistakes were made. 1040 00:56:15,246 --> 00:56:16,987 Apologies are given. 1041 00:56:17,123 --> 00:56:19,991 You're forgiven. No problem. But we gotta go, robot dude. 1042 00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:23,375 Wait! No, must expiate guilt. 1043 00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:26,249 For what? We're fine, dude. Let us go! 1044 00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:27,341 For 1045 00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:29,124 murdering family. 1046 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,381 Wait. What? 1047 00:56:31,762 --> 00:56:33,003 What are you talking about? 1048 00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:37,136 I lasered your daughters. 1049 00:56:37,310 --> 00:56:38,767 You lasered them? 1050 00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:40,635 You lasered our daughters? 1051 00:56:40,855 --> 00:56:42,062 Where are they? 1052 00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:43,558 Daughters are 1053 00:56:44,775 --> 00:56:45,775 in hell. 1054 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,522 You sent our daughters to hell? 1055 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:52,647 We have to go get them. 1056 00:56:54,201 --> 00:56:55,201 Shoot us. 1057 00:56:55,828 --> 00:56:58,320 I can't shoot you. You have the song. 1058 00:57:00,458 --> 00:57:01,869 Well, guess what? 1059 00:57:02,418 --> 00:57:03,658 Now there's no song. 1060 00:57:03,961 --> 00:57:05,827 Now you got no choice, robot. 1061 00:57:06,297 --> 00:57:07,413 You gotta kill us. 1062 00:57:18,643 --> 00:57:19,724 Can no longer take life. 1063 00:57:20,978 --> 00:57:21,809 What? 1064 00:57:21,979 --> 00:57:24,265 Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. 1065 00:57:24,482 --> 00:57:25,482 Dude, 1066 00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:28,229 we need this guy to laser us but he appears to be having 1067 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,650 some kind of nervous breakdown. 1068 00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:32,319 Shoot us, robot! 1069 00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:35,200 I can't. I'm a failure. 1070 00:57:35,242 --> 00:57:36,857 I don't even deserve to live, you know? 1071 00:57:36,995 --> 00:57:37,780 Shoot us! 1072 00:57:37,912 --> 00:57:39,777 Can't do it. Shoot myself. 1073 00:57:39,915 --> 00:57:41,325 Wait, don't! You can't! 1074 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:43,114 We gotta go save Billie and thea. 1075 00:57:43,417 --> 00:57:44,657 - Let's do it! - Yeah. 1076 00:57:45,294 --> 00:57:47,910 I'm so sorry! Goodbye, cruel world! 1077 00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:55,304 It worked! 1078 00:57:55,639 --> 00:57:56,639 Yeah! 1079 00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:02,220 World! 1080 00:58:04,313 --> 00:58:05,679 That is unexpected. 1081 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:07,689 Yeah. How can a robot even die? 1082 00:58:08,276 --> 00:58:09,481 Let's find the girls. 1083 00:58:10,736 --> 00:58:12,819 Can I come with you? 1084 00:58:15,117 --> 00:58:16,196 He did kill us. 1085 00:58:18,285 --> 00:58:19,285 Come on, robot! 1086 00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:22,908 Wait. I have a name. 1087 00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:25,498 It's Dennis. 1088 00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:27,745 Dennis McCoy. 1089 00:58:28,045 --> 00:58:29,786 Okay. Let's go, Dennis McCoy. 1090 00:58:30,548 --> 00:58:32,254 - Thea! - Billie! 1091 00:58:32,508 --> 00:58:35,420 Dennis Caleb McCoy. That's the full name. 1092 00:58:35,511 --> 00:58:36,796 Let's go, dude! 1093 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:40,296 I feel gratitude. Gratitude. 1094 00:58:40,641 --> 00:58:41,641 Okay, we get it. 1095 00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:43,553 You're a grateful, totally insecure, 1096 00:58:43,644 --> 00:58:46,477 somehow dead robot named Dennis Caleb McCoy. 1097 00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:48,931 - Thea! - Billie! 1098 00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:52,691 How're we gonna find them, dude? 1099 00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:54,025 I don't know, dude. 1100 00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:55,936 Yeah, I don't even know, dude. 1101 00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:01,076 Thea! Billie! 1102 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,208 Great leader? 1103 00:59:07,084 --> 00:59:08,495 Bill and Ted are dead. Did it work? 1104 00:59:13,215 --> 00:59:14,215 No. 1105 00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:16,083 Nothing is working. 1106 00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:22,506 They were very nice. Very nice. Good group. 1107 00:59:23,017 --> 00:59:25,224 - Group? - Yeah. They went that way. 1108 00:59:25,686 --> 00:59:26,687 Thanks, demons. 1109 00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:27,831 - You betcha. - Enjoy hell, y'all. 1110 00:59:27,855 --> 00:59:29,375 - Thanks, demons. - Have a good time, boys. 1111 00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:30,513 I know that's strange. 1112 00:59:30,566 --> 00:59:31,726 What is that, a robot? 1113 00:59:31,859 --> 00:59:33,521 Yeah, that's a robot in hell. 1114 00:59:34,361 --> 00:59:35,568 - Thea? - Billie? 1115 00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:37,479 - Thea? - Billie! 1116 00:59:38,365 --> 00:59:39,366 No! 1117 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:41,288 - Apology not accepted, mother. - Kelly? 1118 00:59:41,827 --> 00:59:42,827 On! 1119 00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:44,823 Bill and Ted are here. Did it work, mom? 1120 00:59:46,457 --> 00:59:47,697 Yeah. That's what I thought. 1121 00:59:48,334 --> 00:59:49,334 Where are they? 1122 00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:50,836 They're that way. 1123 00:59:53,255 --> 00:59:54,566 I'm Dennis Caleb McCoy. I am so... 1124 00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:56,171 No! No. 1125 00:59:56,884 --> 00:59:59,592 Oh, yeah. This is way worse than the Christmas incident. 1126 01:00:00,137 --> 01:00:02,845 And you named him Dennis? After my ex? 1127 01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:04,558 Get outta here! 1128 01:00:16,028 --> 01:00:17,609 - Theal! Billie! - Billie! Thea! 1129 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,239 Dads! 1130 01:00:23,869 --> 01:00:24,869 Dads! 1131 01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:28,662 How're you doin'? 1132 01:00:28,749 --> 01:00:30,206 Well, you know, we're dead. 1133 01:00:30,668 --> 01:00:31,668 And we're in hell. 1134 01:00:31,752 --> 01:00:32,753 But how're you doin'? 1135 01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:34,421 We're good! 1136 01:00:34,506 --> 01:00:35,506 Yeah. Look who we found. 1137 01:00:36,882 --> 01:00:37,882 Dad? 1138 01:00:38,551 --> 01:00:39,551 Hi, Ted. 1139 01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,510 I was wrong. I mean, you're here. 1140 01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:46,090 Which implies that you also traveled through time 1141 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:49,843 and that your wives actually are princesses. 1142 01:00:49,937 --> 01:00:52,553 All of which proves that it is imperative 1143 01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:56,650 that you write the song that will unite the entire world. 1144 01:00:56,945 --> 01:00:58,400 And save reality. 1145 01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:00,489 Wait, is that new? 1146 01:01:00,824 --> 01:01:01,824 Yeah. 1147 01:01:01,907 --> 01:01:05,991 Well, then, I should help you instead of criticizing you. 1148 01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:09,703 And I am very, very, very sorry. 1149 01:01:10,416 --> 01:01:11,416 Thanks, dad! 1150 01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:14,325 Yeah, thanks, chief Logan! 1151 01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:16,001 I wasn't talking to you, bill. 1152 01:01:16,547 --> 01:01:17,878 Oh. Cool. 1153 01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:21,629 Well, dads, this is the band we put together for you. 1154 01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:24,384 This is Jimi Hendrix, Louis Armstrong... 1155 01:01:24,471 --> 01:01:27,214 And Mozart, and ling lun, and grom. 1156 01:01:29,226 --> 01:01:30,306 A pleasure, gentlemen. 1157 01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:32,851 You raised two fine young girls. 1158 01:01:33,272 --> 01:01:34,953 - Thank you. - And this is kid cudi 1159 01:01:34,983 --> 01:01:36,813 who's not technically a historical figure. 1160 01:01:37,109 --> 01:01:38,690 - Kinda am now, I think. - Yeah. 1161 01:01:39,361 --> 01:01:41,444 It's a great honor to meet you all. 1162 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:45,774 Yeah. Welcome to, and sorry about, hell. 1163 01:01:46,202 --> 01:01:47,202 My bad. 1164 01:01:50,122 --> 01:01:51,203 Oh. 1165 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:53,030 Well, that's Dennis Caleb McCoy. 1166 01:01:53,459 --> 01:01:54,460 We've met. 1167 01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:55,878 He killed us. 1168 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:57,879 I'm really sorry 1169 01:01:58,506 --> 01:02:00,747 that I lasered you all. 1170 01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:02,384 And. 1171 01:02:02,801 --> 01:02:04,382 I just need to tell you... 1172 01:02:04,762 --> 01:02:09,301 My name is Dennis Caleb McCoy, and... 1173 01:02:09,725 --> 01:02:10,726 Thank you, Dennis. 1174 01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:13,304 Well, thanks for coming to get us. 1175 01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:14,678 How're we gonna get outta here? 1176 01:02:14,813 --> 01:02:16,350 We're gonna go talk to death. 1177 01:02:17,524 --> 01:02:19,002 Well, isn't he still mad at you guys? 1178 01:02:19,026 --> 01:02:20,233 Oh, yeah. 1179 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,231 - And we're still mad at him. - Yeah. 1180 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:23,572 Oh. 1181 01:02:24,323 --> 01:02:25,323 Nineteen minutes. 1182 01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:26,655 Everyone, follow us. 1183 01:02:31,205 --> 01:02:32,206 Yes way! 1184 01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:37,283 Best 75 out of 81. 1185 01:02:37,796 --> 01:02:40,754 - Is he playing hopscotch by himself? - I have bested you again. 1186 01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:42,664 He looks miserable, dude. 1187 01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:44,718 Yes! 1188 01:02:45,719 --> 01:02:46,834 Dude, he's cheating! 1189 01:02:46,972 --> 01:02:47,972 Yes! 1190 01:02:50,975 --> 01:02:52,386 - Take a hike. - Let's go, dude. 1191 01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:53,348 Good luck, dads. 1192 01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:54,684 - Be sweet. - Okay. 1193 01:02:55,021 --> 01:02:56,021 Okay. 1194 01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:01,607 Hey, death. 1195 01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:05,858 Why, if it isn't the wyld stallyns. 1196 01:03:07,574 --> 01:03:09,691 Have you come to sue me again? 1197 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,401 No, death. Not at all. 1198 01:03:11,537 --> 01:03:13,574 No. We just need to talk to you, death. 1199 01:03:14,748 --> 01:03:16,285 Talk to the hand. 1200 01:03:18,753 --> 01:03:20,333 It will only take a second, dude. 1201 01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:23,545 - Death! - Come on, dude. 1202 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:29,084 Who is it? 1203 01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:30,385 Bill and Ted. 1204 01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:34,924 What? Did your restraining order run out? 1205 01:03:35,185 --> 01:03:37,051 Did the judge change his mind? 1206 01:03:37,229 --> 01:03:39,811 So, now I am allowed to get close to you? 1207 01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:41,726 Hmm? Is this too close? 1208 01:03:41,817 --> 01:03:42,817 Death. 1209 01:03:43,152 --> 01:03:45,313 We didn't want to sue you, dude. 1210 01:03:45,404 --> 01:03:48,067 - Remember, be sweet, dude. - You're right. 1211 01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:51,866 You tried to take the name wyld stallyns. 1212 01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,906 I was wyld stallyns. 1213 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:55,654 What are you talking about? 1214 01:03:55,915 --> 01:03:58,656 You kicked me out because you was jealous of me. 1215 01:03:58,751 --> 01:04:00,413 - No, no, no, dude. - Yes, yes, yes. 1216 01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:02,242 You quit the band to go out on your own! 1217 01:04:02,338 --> 01:04:04,125 You wouldn't let me play! 1218 01:04:04,256 --> 01:04:06,793 Dude, you were playing 40-minute bass solos. 1219 01:04:06,884 --> 01:04:08,295 No one but you could play! 1220 01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:10,251 I was in the groove! 1221 01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:11,346 What? 1222 01:04:11,388 --> 01:04:13,344 Those 40-minute solos, 1223 01:04:13,724 --> 01:04:16,091 that was the highlight of your shows. 1224 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:19,428 It's no wonder you went down in the tubes. 1225 01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:25,356 What're we gonna do? 1226 01:04:26,987 --> 01:04:27,852 On! 1227 01:04:27,946 --> 01:04:30,108 Death, the reason we came here is 'cause 1228 01:04:30,282 --> 01:04:31,989 we have to play a song at some place 1229 01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:34,488 called mp 46, like, right now. 1230 01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:38,116 All of time is gonna fold in on itself, dude. 1231 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:41,744 I have been demoted down here 1232 01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:45,582 because I took two so-called "friends" back up 1233 01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:48,290 who should not have gone back up. 1234 01:04:48,425 --> 01:04:50,425 So, if that is why you're here... 1235 01:04:51,178 --> 01:04:53,043 Sorry, not sorry. 1236 01:04:54,431 --> 01:04:55,432 Bye! 1237 01:04:56,768 --> 01:04:59,134 - What now? - I don't know, dude. 1238 01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:01,264 Dads, we have an idea. 1239 01:05:01,522 --> 01:05:02,432 You mind if we try? 1240 01:05:02,523 --> 01:05:04,543 I mean, the dude is the most rad bass player, like, ever. 1241 01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:05,567 Yeah. 1242 01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:08,611 Please. 1243 01:05:08,946 --> 01:05:10,231 - Okay. - Come on. 1244 01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:12,696 - All right. - He's kind of a dick. 1245 01:05:12,826 --> 01:05:13,825 Okay. 1246 01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:26,665 Dads, we think you should wait outside. 1247 01:05:44,481 --> 01:05:45,312 Oh. 1248 01:05:45,399 --> 01:05:47,186 Excuse us, Mr. death, sir. 1249 01:05:47,318 --> 01:05:49,149 It's good to see you again, Mr. death, sir. 1250 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:51,940 Well, if it isn't little bill and little Ted. 1251 01:05:52,198 --> 01:05:54,609 We're still your hugest fans. 1252 01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:55,701 Yeah. 1253 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:57,195 Oh. 1254 01:05:57,453 --> 01:05:59,159 Don't fudge with me. 1255 01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,620 We're not fudging with you, sir. 1256 01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:01,871 - It's legit. - Yeah. 1257 01:06:02,374 --> 01:06:03,160 Really? Yeah. 1258 01:06:03,251 --> 01:06:04,491 I mean, the lonely soul surfer 1259 01:06:04,544 --> 01:06:07,502 was the most underrated album in 1998. 1260 01:06:07,629 --> 01:06:09,244 The critics hated it. 1261 01:06:09,506 --> 01:06:10,837 Well, they just weren't ready 1262 01:06:10,924 --> 01:06:12,209 for an album that was all bass. 1263 01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:14,841 "It was all over the place," they said. 1264 01:06:15,804 --> 01:06:20,139 "It was a raging, confused mess," they said. 1265 01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:24,098 "It was even worse than pale on pale," they said. 1266 01:06:25,064 --> 01:06:26,519 Well... 1267 01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,065 It was, in parts. 1268 01:06:30,694 --> 01:06:32,400 But in other parts... 1269 01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:33,939 The outro in "I'll never be loved" 1270 01:06:34,031 --> 01:06:35,612 is the most bodacious. 1271 01:06:36,283 --> 01:06:38,194 I mean, the last three bars 1272 01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:40,526 before the chorus in "too pale to cry..." 1273 01:06:40,746 --> 01:06:41,746 Oh, well... 1274 01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:47,201 What did you think of the hook in "boogie down with doctor d?" 1275 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:49,664 What can we even say? 1276 01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:52,623 Insane. We've never seen left-hand technique like that. 1277 01:06:53,217 --> 01:06:55,799 I know! I was self-taught. 1278 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:59,592 You have some crazy, crazy skills, dude! 1279 01:06:59,681 --> 01:07:00,681 Well... 1280 01:07:02,477 --> 01:07:03,717 - You know what you need? - Hmm? 1281 01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:06,768 You just need a band. 1282 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:09,226 And the band needs you. 1283 01:07:12,027 --> 01:07:13,027 Oh. 1284 01:07:18,867 --> 01:07:19,867 Come on in. 1285 01:07:21,246 --> 01:07:22,246 Dads, 1286 01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:25,116 is there something you would like to say to death? 1287 01:07:40,722 --> 01:07:43,715 We're sorry for how things went between us, death. 1288 01:07:44,601 --> 01:07:45,601 Yeah. 1289 01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:47,351 Sincerely sorry. 1290 01:07:49,815 --> 01:07:54,150 I am sorry that fame went to my head. 1291 01:07:56,029 --> 01:07:57,770 It's very intoxicating. 1292 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:02,900 We really did love playing with you, dude. 1293 01:08:04,664 --> 01:08:06,654 We really did rock, didn't we? 1294 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,663 We definitely did. 1295 01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:11,662 And if it's not too late, death... 1296 01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:14,589 Would you 1297 01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:16,747 consider rejoining... 1298 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:19,500 Wyld stallyns? 1299 01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:22,753 Oh, I... 1300 01:08:31,189 --> 01:08:32,350 I suppose. 1301 01:08:49,124 --> 01:08:50,284 Okay, let's go! 1302 01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:52,458 Right. Right. 1303 01:08:57,717 --> 01:08:59,548 It's Dennis. Hi. 1304 01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:05,049 - I got lost. - Get in, Dennis. 1305 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:07,256 Okay. Thank you, guys. 1306 01:09:07,351 --> 01:09:08,215 Hey, kid cudi. 1307 01:09:08,353 --> 01:09:10,217 - Oh, hello. Hello, everyone. - Ow! 1308 01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:12,561 Hey. Hey. Yeah, okay, friends. 1309 01:09:12,690 --> 01:09:14,226 Let's rock! 1310 01:09:22,616 --> 01:09:25,734 It was cool when you said, "let's rock" 1311 01:09:26,245 --> 01:09:28,030 because it made me want to rock. 1312 01:09:28,789 --> 01:09:29,825 Uh-huh. 1313 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:32,698 You don't just get to rock. 1314 01:09:33,293 --> 01:09:35,831 You got to earn the right to rock. 1315 01:09:36,171 --> 01:09:38,629 Dude! We got 11 minutes. 1316 01:09:39,883 --> 01:09:42,000 Anyone know where mp 46 is? 1317 01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:43,630 Depends on your perspective. 1318 01:09:43,762 --> 01:09:45,627 To really dig the groove of the quantum realm, 1319 01:09:45,722 --> 01:09:47,322 you gotta choose a place to dig it from. 1320 01:09:47,475 --> 01:09:48,475 Dig? 1321 01:09:50,478 --> 01:09:52,639 Anyone know where mp 46 is? 1322 01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:01,222 We're never gonna make our flight. 1323 01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:02,611 Hmm. 1324 01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:09,451 Deac, deac. Look at that. 1325 01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:14,990 Whoa! 1326 01:10:16,253 --> 01:10:17,253 I got this. 1327 01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,048 Stop! 1328 01:10:25,011 --> 01:10:26,011 We're back! 1329 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:27,680 What? 1330 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,885 This is bad. 1331 01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:35,435 Really bad. 1332 01:10:37,149 --> 01:10:38,640 Okay, guys, let's go! 1333 01:10:42,070 --> 01:10:43,071 Come on! 1334 01:10:43,865 --> 01:10:44,864 Come on, Mozart. 1335 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:49,153 Oh, Ted! Even if we knew 1336 01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:50,264 where we were supposed to play, 1337 01:10:50,288 --> 01:10:52,324 there's no way we'd ever get there in time. 1338 01:10:53,541 --> 01:10:54,541 Bill, look! 1339 01:10:55,126 --> 01:10:57,708 This is mp 467? It makes no sense. 1340 01:10:57,795 --> 01:10:59,376 How can the song happen right here? 1341 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:02,921 Because this is where it happened. 1342 01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:05,962 Ted, you're right, dude! 1343 01:11:06,052 --> 01:11:08,293 But, dude, what're we gonna play? 1344 01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:18,061 Bill and Ted? I saved these. 1345 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:19,440 I'm not sure if 1346 01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:22,061 they're of any use, but... 1347 01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,481 - Thanks, Dennis. - Dads! 1348 01:11:24,696 --> 01:11:26,813 Dads! Mp 460. 1349 01:11:26,948 --> 01:11:28,233 And the band is ready to play. 1350 01:11:28,326 --> 01:11:30,236 Alls we need is the song. 1351 01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:37,041 Thea. 1352 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:38,794 Billie. 1353 01:11:39,252 --> 01:11:41,288 We don't know how to tell you this. 1354 01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:43,997 We don't have the song. 1355 01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:47,260 Wait. 1356 01:11:47,929 --> 01:11:48,929 You don't? 1357 01:11:51,306 --> 01:11:52,306 No. 1358 01:11:53,392 --> 01:11:54,506 We're sorry. 1359 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:56,684 We're sorry, dads. 1360 01:11:56,937 --> 01:11:59,224 Yeah, we really wanted to help you out with this. 1361 01:12:05,196 --> 01:12:07,187 Dude, you seeing what I'm seeing? 1362 01:12:11,868 --> 01:12:12,868 Preston? 1363 01:12:14,037 --> 01:12:15,037 Logan? 1364 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:19,532 Preston/logan. 1365 01:12:21,962 --> 01:12:23,043 Whoa! 1366 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:25,788 What is it, dads? 1367 01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:27,961 It's you! 1368 01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:29,677 What? 1369 01:12:29,803 --> 01:12:32,636 It was you the whole time. We just didn't see it. 1370 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:34,338 We can't write music. 1371 01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:36,886 Whatever... we just listen to stuff. 1372 01:12:36,977 --> 01:12:37,807 From things we like. 1373 01:12:37,894 --> 01:12:39,726 And we just kind of put stuff together. 1374 01:12:39,813 --> 01:12:41,804 Yeah, maybe you just listen a little, 1375 01:12:41,941 --> 01:12:42,941 make things you like. 1376 01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:44,393 And put it all together. 1377 01:12:45,152 --> 01:12:47,312 Girls, you're not here to back us. 1378 01:12:48,029 --> 01:12:50,520 We're here to back you. 1379 01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:52,189 We're your band. 1380 01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:55,074 Whoa! 1381 01:12:58,791 --> 01:12:59,871 Follow us! 1382 01:13:04,588 --> 01:13:05,623 Here you go. Instruments! 1383 01:13:05,797 --> 01:13:06,832 Whoa! 1384 01:13:08,091 --> 01:13:10,629 Dude, I just thought of something. 1385 01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:11,845 What is it, Ted? 1386 01:13:12,053 --> 01:13:13,964 How is just listening to a song... 1387 01:13:15,015 --> 01:13:16,630 Gonna unite the whole world... 1388 01:13:17,143 --> 01:13:18,349 Throughout all of time? 1389 01:13:20,062 --> 01:13:21,517 That is a good question, dude. 1390 01:13:27,027 --> 01:13:28,707 It's almost like they'd all have to hear it 1391 01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:29,943 in order to play it. 1392 01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:32,479 Ted, of course! That's how we're gonna unite 'em. 1393 01:13:32,574 --> 01:13:33,735 We get 'em to play along. 1394 01:13:33,867 --> 01:13:35,304 Well, if that's true, alls we gotta do is 1395 01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:36,989 get to everyone throughout all time. 1396 01:13:37,078 --> 01:13:38,818 Yeah, and get 'em instruments, dude. 1397 01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:41,451 In 7 minutes and 25 seconds. 1398 01:13:41,958 --> 01:13:43,323 What about a tambourine? 1399 01:13:43,877 --> 01:13:45,743 I mean, how hard can it be to rock with that? 1400 01:13:45,879 --> 01:13:48,871 Tambourine is not as easy as it looks. 1401 01:13:49,215 --> 01:13:51,456 What about dancing? I'm a very gifted dancer. 1402 01:13:54,095 --> 01:13:55,095 Really? 1403 01:13:55,222 --> 01:13:58,258 Why don't you go over there and rehearse your dance? 1404 01:13:59,225 --> 01:14:00,225 Okay. 1405 01:14:01,646 --> 01:14:02,931 Dude, we have no power! 1406 01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:04,228 Say no more. On it. 1407 01:14:04,357 --> 01:14:05,356 Okay. 1408 01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:21,154 There! Oh, Jo. 1409 01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:22,909 Theodore. William! 1410 01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:24,364 - Joanna! - Liz! 1411 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,460 Hi. 1412 01:14:26,586 --> 01:14:28,953 Did you find a reality where we're all happy together? 1413 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:29,911 We did. 1414 01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:33,212 We realized we're happiest in this reality. 1415 01:14:33,802 --> 01:14:34,802 Sweet! 1416 01:14:38,598 --> 01:14:40,930 Now, did we hear you say something about 1417 01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:43,474 distributing instruments all throughout time? 1418 01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:44,604 Ready, t? 1419 01:14:44,854 --> 01:14:47,938 Five, six, five, six, seven, eight! 1420 01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:55,520 Oh, my god, what's happening? 1421 01:14:57,242 --> 01:14:58,653 Excuse me, Mr. cudi, sir? 1422 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:01,030 Our wives just traveled through multiple realities. 1423 01:15:01,162 --> 01:15:02,652 And in doing so, they realized... 1424 01:15:02,747 --> 01:15:03,578 They're all happening 1425 01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:04,725 - simultaneously. - Simultaneously. 1426 01:15:04,749 --> 01:15:06,614 Do we need individual us's 1427 01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:09,043 to take instruments to infinite places? 1428 01:15:09,170 --> 01:15:10,035 Okay. 1429 01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:12,124 See, contrary to what some have argued, 1430 01:15:12,258 --> 01:15:13,668 universal wave function is, 1431 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:15,007 epistemologically speaking, 1432 01:15:15,093 --> 01:15:16,925 both cyclic and separating. In other words... 1433 01:15:17,012 --> 01:15:19,129 Excuse me, kid cudi. I don't mean to be rude, 1434 01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:20,902 but we have, like, four and a half minutes. 1435 01:15:23,268 --> 01:15:26,602 Madam. Madam! We have to go. It's not safe to be in here. 1436 01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:29,141 Where were you thinking of going? 1437 01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:46,954 I think it's a lunar eclipse. 1438 01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:48,873 That is not lunar, you guys. 1439 01:15:54,549 --> 01:15:56,130 This is a disaster, t. 1440 01:15:56,594 --> 01:15:58,003 What are we gonna do, b? 1441 01:16:05,185 --> 01:16:07,176 Stop! 1442 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:09,761 All you need to do is go in the quantum superposition 1443 01:16:09,856 --> 01:16:11,141 with multiple realities. 1444 01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:12,515 But how? 1445 01:16:12,650 --> 01:16:15,266 Dudes, the booth is obviously a tunnel to the quantum realm. 1446 01:16:15,446 --> 01:16:16,731 Go, go, go! 1447 01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:18,581 - Thank you, Mr. cudi! - Thank you, Mr. cudi! 1448 01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:19,734 Station. 1449 01:16:19,866 --> 01:16:21,403 Station! 1450 01:16:21,619 --> 01:16:22,858 - Grom! - Grom, you start! 1451 01:16:24,746 --> 01:16:26,407 - No, no, no... - Stop, stop! 1452 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:27,582 Here. 1453 01:16:34,547 --> 01:16:36,288 And now, death! 1454 01:16:38,051 --> 01:16:40,213 Well... it's... maybe something like... 1455 01:16:40,471 --> 01:16:41,471 "Too pale to cry." 1456 01:16:41,555 --> 01:16:43,386 - That last riff? - Amazing! 1457 01:16:46,143 --> 01:16:47,142 Yeah. 1458 01:16:53,358 --> 01:16:55,064 What're we gonna tell people to play? 1459 01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:58,268 - We'll be right back. - Okay. 1460 01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:00,858 Read me the number for the infinite, dude. 1461 01:17:03,493 --> 01:17:04,528 6-9... 1462 01:17:04,662 --> 01:17:05,868 6-9... 1463 01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:07,195 2-9-0 1464 01:17:07,330 --> 01:17:08,724 - how about that concerto? - Okay, go tell him. 1465 01:17:08,748 --> 01:17:09,748 Mozart. 1466 01:17:13,878 --> 01:17:15,493 3-4-5-5 1467 01:17:15,797 --> 01:17:17,537 5-1-0-1... 1468 01:17:19,050 --> 01:17:20,486 I already said goodbye to the girls. 1469 01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:21,966 But I wanna stay here and dance. 1470 01:17:22,053 --> 01:17:23,053 Dennis. 1471 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:26,054 Good luck, my excellent friends. 1472 01:17:26,266 --> 01:17:27,347 Thanks, Kelly. 1473 01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:29,060 Later, Dennis. 1474 01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:31,264 My name is Dennis. Dennis McCoy. 1475 01:17:33,106 --> 01:17:34,687 2-7-1-8. 1476 01:17:34,774 --> 01:17:38,142 Faster, you know? Yeah! Now, d. 1477 01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:39,404 Oh, yeah. 1478 01:17:40,447 --> 01:17:41,561 Yeah! 1479 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:43,658 Watch this! 1480 01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:51,912 Jimi, for the win! 1481 01:17:54,335 --> 01:17:55,495 1-8-2-8-3-5. 1482 01:17:55,587 --> 01:17:57,624 Okay. Okay. The girls said c major. 1483 01:17:57,715 --> 01:17:59,170 113 beats per minute. 1484 01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:00,919 - Got it. - All right. Yeah. 1485 01:18:01,969 --> 01:18:04,130 4-5-55.1... 1486 01:18:21,822 --> 01:18:22,686 - 4-3-5... - Guys, maybe just press 1487 01:18:22,781 --> 01:18:23,815 the infinite button. 1488 01:18:23,991 --> 01:18:25,480 Oh, yeah. 1489 01:18:25,575 --> 01:18:26,576 Yeah. 1490 01:18:32,290 --> 01:18:33,370 One last thing. 1491 01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:35,370 I love you, Elizabeth. 1492 01:18:36,211 --> 01:18:37,418 I love you, Joanna. 1493 01:18:37,755 --> 01:18:38,789 We know. 1494 01:18:40,591 --> 01:18:41,626 I love you. 1495 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,708 - Okay, let's go. - Okay. 1496 01:19:11,538 --> 01:19:12,573 How's it goin', deac? 1497 01:19:13,207 --> 01:19:14,207 Missy. 1498 01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:17,203 In case you're wondering, I'm essentially an infinite me. 1499 01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:18,795 Catch you later. 1500 01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:20,624 Outstanding! 1501 01:19:30,598 --> 01:19:31,714 Yeah! 1502 01:19:47,116 --> 01:19:48,356 - Excellent! - Excellent! 1503 01:19:51,912 --> 01:19:52,912 Dads! 1504 01:20:04,132 --> 01:20:05,132 Wait. 1505 01:20:12,099 --> 01:20:14,510 San dimas, make some noise! 1506 01:20:25,154 --> 01:20:26,268 Yeah! 1507 01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:31,031 Ten, nine... 1508 01:20:31,534 --> 01:20:32,945 Eight, seven... 1509 01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:34,579 Six... 1510 01:20:34,662 --> 01:20:36,698 - Five... - Dads! 1511 01:20:36,998 --> 01:20:38,363 Four, three... 1512 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,366 Two, one. 1513 01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:53,136 Madam, you need to see this. 1514 01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:01,436 Your father would be so proud of you. 1515 01:21:15,036 --> 01:21:16,573 - Bye! - Bye, kid cudi! 1516 01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:17,621 - Bye! - See ya, kid cudi! 1517 01:21:53,199 --> 01:21:54,439 It's working! 1518 01:21:54,534 --> 01:21:55,534 Yeah! 1519 01:22:17,474 --> 01:22:18,883 And so, it wasn't so much 1520 01:22:18,976 --> 01:22:20,556 the song that made the difference. 1521 01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:23,142 It was everyone playing it together. 1522 01:22:25,356 --> 01:22:26,356 And it worked. 1523 01:29:37,997 --> 01:29:38,997 Dude, 1524 01:29:39,999 --> 01:29:43,787 are you dead yet? 1525 01:29:44,503 --> 01:29:45,584 No. 1526 01:29:49,425 --> 01:29:50,541 Are you? 1527 01:29:53,012 --> 01:29:54,012 No. 1528 01:29:55,765 --> 01:30:00,849 There's one more thing we need to do 1529 01:30:01,478 --> 01:30:02,639 before we go. 1530 01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:06,347 Definitely. 1531 01:30:19,330 --> 01:30:20,330 Ready, bill? 1532 01:30:20,874 --> 01:30:21,908 Ready, Ted. 1533 01:30:23,043 --> 01:30:24,453 - One... - Two... 1534 01:30:24,835 --> 01:30:26,997 One, two, three, four! 1535 01:30:55,741 --> 01:30:56,741 Okay. 1536 01:30:57,327 --> 01:30:58,487 Yeah. Okay. 1537 01:30:59,662 --> 01:31:00,697 - Okay. - Okay. 1538 01:31:14,927 --> 01:31:17,216 We still got it. 1539 01:31:17,806 --> 01:31:19,762 Hey, bill. Yeah? 1540 01:31:27,022 --> 01:31:28,433 Okay, I have to sit down. 1541 01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:31,068 I'm sorry. 1542 01:31:32,988 --> 01:31:34,728 - That was fun. - That was good. 1543 01:31:39,368 --> 01:31:40,368 Nurse!