>> KHLOE: Tonight on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
>> KIM: North begs me to go camping.
Where are we gonna go to the bathroom?
>> JONATHAN: Right here. >> NORTH: We need to pitch a
tent. (Kim screams)
>> LARSA: Guys, it's too windy. >> NORTH: Mommy, help me!
I'm blowing away! >> KIM: (bleep)
(groans) This is so hard. Oh, my God, I thought I felt a
spider on my head. (Larsa screams)
What? What is it? >> MJ: So, what's new?
>> SCOTT: I've been working a lot on my clothing company that
I have. It's called Talentless.
>> MJ: What if you used something like Talented?
>> SCOTT: It's about to really blow up.
Everybody wants to start wearing it.
It's finally gonna get the publicity it deserves.
>> KIM: Khloe has a lot of, like, hurt in her heart because
her guy has really hurt her. >> MALIKA: It's really important
for me to know what's going on with her.
Just rolling around solo, you and a baby.
You're happy, right? â™ª â™ª
>> KOURTNEY: I can do this. Watch.
>> SCOTT: You can do this? >> REIGN: I can do this.
>> SCOTT: But your eyes don't move.
>> KOURTNEY: What's another face?
>> REIGN: I can do this. >> SCOTT: That's scary.
(Kourtney laughs) >> REIGN: I can do this.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, my God! >> SCOTT: Whoa!
How do you do that? (Kourtney laughing)
What?! You can do it every time?
>> KOURTNEY: How did you know how to do that?
>> SCOTT: Again. Whoa!
(Reign giggles) >> KOURTNEY: Reign, how did...
>> SCOTT: Whoa! >> REIGN: I can do this.
>> SCOTT: You can just cross your eyes like that, Ranook?
>> REIGN: I can do this. (Kourtney laughs)
>> SCOTT: I can do that, too. >> REIGN: I can do this.
>> SCOTT: What? >> REIGN: And this.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh! >> REIGN: And this.
>> SCOTT: More. More. >> REIGN: And this, and this.
>> SCOTT: And then? He's the iceman.
â™ª â™ª
>> KHLOE: How pretty is the ceiling?
>> SCOTT: It literally feels like Mexico.
Oh, the one shoulder? Hello.
Damn. >> MALIKA: You're very serious
about having lunch with me. >> SCOTT: Wow, it's like she
gets the business side of you, and I get the pleasure side, as
always. >> KHLOE: I know, I was so...
I thought we were thinking... >> SCOTT: I'm loving it.
>> KHLOE: Schmancy joint. >> SCOTT: This is.
Get ready. >> KHLOE: So excited. Mmm.
>> MALIKA: It's the best. >> KHLOE: I talked to Mason.
He's like, "When you come back, can I come over?"
I was like, "Aren't you throwing up everywhere?"
He's like, "No, I got it out of my system."
>> SCOTT: Oh! >> KHLOE: I said, "Okay, I think
we need to be separated, 'cause I can't get sick.
I'm going to Cleveland." And he was like, "Oh, can I go
to Cleveland with you, too?" >> SCOTT: Aw.
>> KHLOE: Um, I was like, "We could ask Mom or Dad, but you
have school." But with that being said, I do
want to invite you. >> MALIKA: I-I'm definitely
gonna come. >> SCOTT: Clubbing and bumping.
>> KHLOE: What? I am very excited that Malika's
coming to Cleveland. She hasn't been there since I
had True, so it's been a minute. And it's fun.
We get to dress in our winter clothes and just spend a lot of
family time. Time with True, time with
Tristan. Normally, in Cleveland, it's all
about Tristan and his friends, and so now I get Malika to come
and visit for a couple days, so it'll be a different dynamic,
for sure. >> SCOTT: What time does Tristan
go to sleep? When he's, like, on-season?
>> KHLOE: Game days, he takes a nap before a game, so after the
game, he has so much adrenaline. >> SCOTT: Right.
>> KHLOE: He normally doesn't go to bed till, like, 4:00 a.m.
>> SCOTT: I can imagine. >> KHLOE: After the game, I'm
always like, "Ugh, I need to get a nap with him," because I have
to be up until 4:00 with him. >> SCOTT: You do?
>> KHLOE: We don't get to hang out together in the day.
>> SCOTT: I see what you're saying.
Oh, so that's, like, your time. >> KHLOE: So it's, like, our
time together. >> SCOTT: Right, right, I get
it. And he probably wants company,
too. >> KHLOE: Mm-hmm.
Look who started crawling. But her crawl is so funny.
>> MALIKA: Aw. >> KHLOE: So, I've been trying
to get her on camera 'cause Tristan was like, "I can't
believe we missed it." But she's so smart.
I got my phone out to film her, and she sits down.
She's staring at my phone. So I put the phone down, but I'm
still recording, and she was, like, staring.
Like, "I see you. I'm smarter than you."
And I was like, "Oh, okay." God, she's crawling so well.
>> SCOTT: Its a hidden talent. â™ª â™ª
>> MJ: Scott? I'm here.
Hello? >> SCOTT: Hello, MJ.
>> MJ: Well, hello. >> SCOTT: Hi.
>> MJ: Sorry to get you out of bed.
>> SCOTT: No, I was already out. I just haven't had the time to
shower yet. >> MJ: I'm just kidding.
How are you? >> SCOTT: The kids are here, so
I was up at, like, 6:00. >> MJ: Oh, oh, wow.
>> SCOTT: Mason gets up at 6:00 now every day.
>> MJ: He's taking after his grandma.
>> SCOTT: He likes to chill. He likes to have a Coffee Bean.
>> MJ: A Coffee Bean. >> SCOTT: So he's got a whole
routine. >> MJ: Funny.
>> SCOTT: Yeah. >> MJ: So, what's new?
>> SCOTT: Honestly, just been... >> MJ: Taking care of the kids.
>> SCOTT: Taking care of the kids, working.
Um, I've been working a lot on my clothing company that I have.
It's called Talentless. >> MJ: What?
>> SCOTT: Talentless. >> MJ: Hmm.
>> SCOTT: It's a play on the fact that everybody has always
said everybody that's in, like, the reality business have no
talent. Everybody loved the name.
I got you stuff. Hold on. >> MJ: Okay, let me think about
that. What if you use something with a
positive flair, like Talented or Handsome?
>> SCOTT: Yeah, I've already started the brand, and it's
trademarked. >> MJ: No, no, can't trade it.
>> SCOTT: Can't go back on that. >> MJ: Oh, my gosh, these are
fabulous. I would buy these in a minute.
>> SCOTT: Just for your basic, everyday tees.
>> MJ: Oh, I love it. When did you start this?
>> SCOTT: I mean, I started working on it probably a year
ago. >> MJ: Really?
Getting ideas? >> SCOTT: But I never really
spoke about it, and I didn't really want to talk about it
until... >> MJ: Until you got it going.
>> SCOTT: Yeah, until I felt like it was running properly and
all the kinks were out and... >> MJ: So, who are you, like,
collaborating with in the clothing business?
>> SCOTT: Nobody, just me. >> MJ: Okay.
>> SCOTT: You know, for a really long time, I always thought
about getting into the clothing business, so I started a company
called Talentless. All I make is things that I feel
like I would wear. I like that more for guys, the
round. I feel like the crewnecks are
bigger nowadays, anyway. You know, a lot of people didn't
even know that I started this company.
I didn't really want to tell anybody until I felt like the
company was strong enough. >> MJ: Perfect.
I love it. >> SCOTT: Talentless at your
finest. >> MJ: Here's to that.
Cheers. Cheers. >> SCOTT: Cheers.
>> MJ: Cheers, baby. â™ª â™ª
>> KOURTNEY: Hi, Honey. You have to really tell me what
your finsta is gonna be.
>> KIM: How long can the name be?
>> KOURTNEY: I think it could be whatever.
Kendall and Kylie are (bleep) (bleep), (bleep) (bleep).
>> KIM: Yeah. So, North, like, despises how
much time I spend in hair and makeup.
Like, she just, like, will come in the room and be like, "You're
leaving?" I think she sees, like, when I'm
doing hair and makeup, that means I'm gonna leave her.
>> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm. >> KIM: But, like, I can't not
work. So, I just feel really bad.
But I explained to her, "This is what I have to do.
But what are some things that you like to do?"
And she's like, "Camping." >> KOURTNEY: Where did she get
camping from? >> KIM: She saw The Parent Trap,
and she wants to go camping. Camping is literally the last
thing in my life that I would want to do.
Literally. Like, I don't know how I'm gonna
build a tent. Like, I just don't do that.
I love to work, but the one thing that I always want to be
aware of is just that I give my kids just as much attention.
So of course I want to go camping with North.
However, I'm not the most outdoorsy kind of girl, so I
hope that, you know, this is just something that she forgets
about. Did Khloe tell you about her
reading? >> MALIKA: No, she didn't.
>> KIM: She said she's been going back and forth and can't
make a decision in the relationship, and I so feel
that. Obviously, everything that
they've been through, I don't think you can just forget about
it. >> MALIKA: You're happy, right?
You and Tristan are okay?
â™ª â™ª
>> KIM: Who is that I hear coming down the hall?
I'm too tired to get up. >> MALIKA: Kimberly Kardashian
West. Hi.
What's going on with you? >> KIM: Nothing, really.
I'm just so tired today. Going to law school's a lot, a
lot, a lot of work. >> MALIKA: It's a lot.
>> KIM: But the baby is due in May, so I'm actually kind of
excited to get the break, the baby break, 'cause you, like...
>> MALIKA: Oh, yeah. >> KIM: ...get to take time off
and just sit in your pajamas. >> MALIKA: It's an epic
maternity leave. >> KIM: And just, like, feed,
sleep, feed, sleep. >> MALIKA: You get to be like a
baby. You eat and sleep when they do.
Are you so excited? Baby number four.
>> KIM: I know, it's crazy, but what's even crazier is--
so, when we were in Bali, we saw this medium, and she was, like,
this blind lady. She told me, "You're gonna have
another son, and it's gonna be your father reincarnated."
>> MALIKA: Stop. >> KIM: Yeah. And I was like...
>> MALIKA: New RGK. >> KIM: Yeah, and I was like,
"Oh, my God." Did Khloe tell you about her
reading? >> MALIKA: No, she didn't.
>> KIM: She didn't? >> MALIKA: She told me about
your guys's trip, but she didn't talk much about...
>> KIM: The reading? >> MALIKA: Yeah.
>> KIM: We had, like, numerous readings.
>> MALIKA: Maybe that's why. >> KIM: And they were all so
weird, and then the last one, they told her that, like, she
has a lot of, like, hurt in her heart because her guy has really
hurt her. And she said that she's been
going back and forth, and can't make a decision in the
relationship. And I so feel that.
>> MALIKA: Yeah. >> KIM: I think I'm always
concerned about Khloe. Obviously, everything that
they've been through, I don't think you can just forget about
it. >> TRANSLATOR: There's something
that is, uh, hurting you. (medium speaks foreign language)
And that you feel traumatic experience.
Sometimes you don't trust the person that you are with now.
You feel fear. >> KHLOE: I don't feel like I
have an answer. Like, okay, I'm going to be with
Tristan forever or I'm gonna break up with him.
I don't... I still feel, like, God, when will I ever know?
>> KIM: It's definitely not easy when everything is so public.
She tries to handle it on her own, but I just worry about her.
You know, as a best friend, I feel like she can really open up
to Malika and just spend some time.
>> MALIKA: Well, we shall see. >> KIM: So I went to the doctor
today. And it's so weird, 'cause, like,
Saint, from, like, the second he was in my stomach, they were
like, "He's so big. He's in the 99 percentile.
He's gonna be a huge baby." And he was, like, nine pounds,
and then this one, they're like, "He's small, like, he's normal."
>> MALIKA: Okay. >> KIM: Like, but not, like,
overly huge. And I'm like, "Great. So you
give me the (bleep) huge head to, like, hurt my vagina.
>> MALIKA: And this is why you're not doing it anymore.
>> KIM: I know. >> MALIKA: "You kind of mess
Mommy's insides up, and I can't do this anymore."
(laughing) â™ª â™ª
>> KIM: These are, like, tiny carts.
We need, like, this big one. We're going camping.
>> JONATHAN: This is unbelievable.
What is the point of this trip? >> KIM: North begs me to go
camping. I've been so busy with work, I
just have to give in. We have to, like, pitch a tent.
>> JONATHAN: Oh, boy. >> KIM: North has not let the
idea of camping go. >> NORTH: Can Sushi go?
>> KIM: Camping? No, we're not gonna take dogs.
So we're gonna do s'mores. >> NORTH: And it's gonna be fun.
Three nights. >> KIM: It's gonna be for only
one night. >> NORTH: No, for three nights.
Or I'm mad. >> KIM: Well, you're gonna have
to be mad. So we're really going camping.
I definitely... I love a challenge, and I want to make
North happy. So I'm gonna have to, like, dig
deep inside of my soul and find the, like, nine-year-old camp
girl. >> JONATHAN: So far, we've
bought nothing. >> KIM: Oh, my God.
I-I don't get what this is. Is this, like, a dollhouse?
>> JONATHAN: That's for a dog, obviously.
>> KIM: I think this looks good. >> JONATHAN: Got it.
So there's one cart. >> KIM: Okay.
Wait, what is that? A Luggable Loo?
Wait, where are we gonna go to the bathroom?
>> JONATHAN: Right here. This is amazing.
>> KIM: Wait, I think we need... >> JONATHAN: Hey, I gotta go.
Oh, my God. This is fantast... Shh.
Don't talk to me right now. I'm concentrating.
This feels right. >> KIM: We have to get that.
That's so crazy. >> JONATHAN: I guess it's not
gonna clean me like the one at home.
(bleep) All right. Portable loo.
(bleep) about to be real. Now, don't tell me you're gonna
need, like, muted-color sleeping bags. We're not going there.
>> KIM: Wait, no, I do. I'm not bringing, like, rainbow...
It's gonna be as muted and gray as possible.
>> JONATHAN: Come on. I can't wait for the new Yeezys
2024, 'cause you know they'll be bringing this back.
What if there's hunters there and they see your pants and they
just shoot you? 'Cause that literally looks like
a snake in the grass. (Kim laughs)
>> KIM: Do we bring, like, this food stuff?
What the heck-- lasagna? >> JONATHAN: Holy (bleep).
Freeze-dried ice cream sandwich. >> KIM: An ice cream sandwich?
That is... >> JONATHAN: I think we should
open it. >> KIM: ...sick and twisted. No.
>> JONATHAN: I'm opening it. I'm doing it. (bleep) it.
Oh, it smells exactly like it. >> KIM: It's freeze-dried.
>> JONATHAN: It's incredible. It's meringue.
It's really delicious. I would take a chicken and
dumplings to go. â™ª â™ª
>> SCOTT: Don't judge the house now. It's a mess.
And, obviously, I got to work on my landscape.
Did you want to look quick? No, that doesn't really turn on.
The spark will do it, just the spark.
But, I mean, you know. >> KRIS: The spark?
What does that mean? >> SCOTT: No, no, no. Just get
the... the fireplace on. Don't worry. Look away.
>> KRIS: Yeah, but he has to turn on the gas first.
>> SCOTT: Did you not put that on? Yeah, he's fine.
>> KRIS: Well, you've got to do it right before you do it.
>> SCOTT: No, no, no, that don't matter as long as he gets it.
>> KRIS: Oh, my God. >> SCOTT: Don't worry.
>> KRIS: How's, um... the-the sweatshirt line?
>> SCOTT: It's not just sweatshirts.
>> KRIS: Oh, really? >> SCOTT: I mean, it's a full
line of everything. Yeah, it's T-shirts...
>> KRIS: Well, you're so secretive about it, like...
>> SCOTT: I'm not secretive. I just...
>> KRIS: You're secretive. >> SCOTT: The only thing... by
the way, I sent Cory a bunch of stuff, and he lives in it now.
>> KRIS: Oh, it's so good. I love what you sent me.
>> SCOTT: So, here's the thing. >> KRIS: And I took some to the
desert. >> SCOTT: I didn't want to feel
like I was making everybody wear it unless they wanted to.
And now they want to support and wear it.
I don't want to push my own... >> KRIS: I have people wrote me
and said, "Oh, my God. This Talentless line."
And I'm like, "I know. I'm just finding out about it."
It's so good. >> SCOTT: I didn't want to tell
everybody within the family that I was doing this, and I didn't
want anybody to feel like I was gonna ask them favors.
You know, obviously, I could be promoting my brand through my
family, through their social media platforms and their fame,
probably creating a bigger buzz and making more sales.
And, for me, that was something I never really wanted to do.
>> KRIS: You need to let me know when-- and the whole family
know-- when you're gonna launch something, because we'll totally
be there to support you. >> SCOTT: I just don't want to
push it on anybody. I didn't want to start being
like, "Well, I have this clothing brand, I want everybody
to talk about it and wear it." I mean, I wanted it to be a
brand that stood alone. >> KRIS: I've already had calls
and e-mails asking me who owns Talentless.
Like, "Have you seen this new brand Talentless?"
>> SCOTT: No. >> KRIS: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: I feel like, I thought people understood it was mine.
>> KRIS: You know what would might be a really good idea?
Is why don't we get you just to go do a talk show?
>> SCOTT: I mean, yeah, I mean, honestly...
>> KRIS: Mainstream media so you could get out there.
>> SCOTT: I just never thought about doing that stuff before,
because any time I went anywhere to do anything, all I got was
bombarded with questions about, like, negative things.
"Where have you been doing? What are you going out?"
Every BS story that was in a magazine or tabloid.
"Oh, I heard you did this or you were out there.
You made a fool of yourself." >> KRIS: Yeah, I can
understand that. >> SCOTT: But now, though, I'm
happy about life, in a good place.
Maybe you're right, I do need to take on more to get this out
there and get more press. You know, I really am extremely
grateful for the family and all that support.
It's really a blessing and, you know, I'm just very, very
thankful for it. But I just wanted to do this on
my own and start something that had no involvement of anybody
else. I just felt like if it was good
enough and people really loved it, they would come out.
>> KRIS: Okay.
>> MALIKA: Did Tristan know you were taking her to the botanical
gardens today? >> KHLOE: Yes, Tristan knows.
He's at practice right now. Tristan never had the luxury of
being able to take time off. >> MALIKA: Just rolling around,
kind of solo, you and a baby.
â™ª â™ª
>> KHLOE: Oh, hey, girl. Hi, Mama.
Mama's girl. Go look out there.
Look out there. (laughs) That's the picture we're trying
to get. Look out there.
(True gurgles) True, you're not taking
direction well. (True fusses)
You're over it? (True coos)
>> KHLOE: Okay, you got... You cooperated very well for
this shoot. Thank you.
(True cooing) I worked for my food.
>> MALIKA: The last time I was in Cleveland, although it was a
very celebratory moment, it was also a very sad moment.
>> KIM: There's video of Tristan making out with a girl
last night. >> MALIKA: He's really gonna
have to face you guys. Have the damn baby, and let her
figure her life out. >> KOURTNEY: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> MALIKA: You know what I mean? >> KOURTNEY: I can't believe we
made it. Did her water break or no?
>> KHLOE: I just did it. >> MALIKA: But I don't know how
life in Cleveland with Tristan is right now for Khloe, so I
have to see what's really going on.
>> KHLOE: Where am I doing my picture?
>> WOMAN: Here, 'cause there's less happening.
>> KHLOE: Okay. (indistinct chatter)
>> MAN: Okay. (camera shutter clicking)
>> KHLOE: Do you think we got one?
>> MALIKA: Is that everything? >> WOMAN: Yeah, we got one
>> KHLOE: Okay. (indistinct chatter)
Behind the scenes of my Instagram pictures.
>> WOMAN: That one. >> KHLOE: Oh, my God.
Who do you think you are? Oh!
(Khloe laughs) Sold.
Sold 20 million jumpsuits. Right, True?
Now you're gonna go to college, Mama.
Now you're gonna go to college. >> MALIKA: I am so through with
you. >> KHLOE: It's cold out there,
okay? >> WOMAN: This is her third
outfit on the plane. >> KHLOE: Listen, she's a
fashionista.
>> SCOTT: As much as the men's stuff has been doing good, I
just feel like this could turn into a women's wear.
It just seems like that's our buyer.
>> JARRED: Yeah. >> SCOTT: And now that
everything is, like, perfect, I feel like now is the time to,
like, really hit hard. It's finally gonna get the
publicity it deserves. And, like, I just want us to be
ready for when that happens. >> ALEX: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: You know, at first, I wasn't terribly worried about
sales, but now I realize that Kris was right.
I do need to take on a little bit more to get this out there
and get more press behind it. I kind of wanted to do some kind
of sweatshirt in, like, a ski type.
>> ALEX: Like a polar fleece. >> SCOTT: Right, but, like,
chunkier. >> ALEX: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: All right, those are my big ideas for the day.
But at the same time, I still want to do this on my own
without ever having to ask a favor from anyone.
I'm very excited, I got to tell you.
I'm not as keen on the girls' being crop as I was.
>> ALEX: Uh-huh. >> SCOTT: I feel like more girls
are just starting to rock regular kind of boyish-feeling
sweatshirts. >> ALEX: Yeah, but I would bring
up the crotch. >> SCOTT: 100%.
>> ALEX: Okay. >> SCOTT: I'd like you to bring
up the crotch even for men. >> ALEX: Okay, I can bring up
the crotch. >> SCOTT: I hate (bleep) drop.
>> ALEX: Drop crotch? >> SCOTT: I just feel like it
just looks like someone (bleep) their pants.
(Jarred laughs) All right, boys.
>> ALEX: All right.
(birds singing)
(phone ringing) (Kanye singing)
>> NORTH: Hi, Kanye West. (Larsa laughs)
>> KIM: Tell Dad where... >> KANYE: Hey.
>> KIM: ...where we're going. >> RYAN and NORTH: Camping!
>> KIM: On this trip, we have Larsa and her daughter Sophia.
We have Tracy and her daughter Ryan.
And all the girls go to school together.
They're all best friends. Who wants to roast some
marshmallows tonight? >> NORTH: Me!
>> KIM: All right, babe, so... >> LARSA: You have Wi-Fi?
>> KIM: We might have a Wi-Fi out there, but I might...
it might not work, also. >> TRACY: This will be a good
detox if there's no Wi-Fi. >> KIM: All right, say, "Bye."
The kids are so excited. Here's how I think it's gonna
go. Larsa's not gonna do anything,
and Tracy's gonna do everything. >> TRACY: It is so cold.
>> KIM: I wish True and Chicago were older, 'cause then I could
get Khloe to do everything with me.
Yeah. (girls shrieking)
>> NORTH: We need to pitch a tent.
>> KIM: Okay, guys, who wants to pee in the bucket?
>> RYAN: Me! >> KIM: If anyone has to pee...
(laughter) >> TRACY: Yeah.
You gonna go pee in a bucket? >> KIM: Okay, we're gonna need
help, guys. >> TRACY: What is that?
>> KIM: This is to scare off bears.
If anyone thinks they see a bear, you just...
(horn blows) >> TRACY: Oh, gosh.
(laughter) >> KIM: Okay?
So, North, you can be the bathroom helper.
>> NORTH: No! >> KIM: So, you pick this up,
and where should...? >> NORTH: Mommy should be the
bathroom helper. >> KIM: Okay, hold on.
Let me see if it's a sturdy spot.
(laughter) Okay, I think this is a good
spot for a toilet. >> TRACY: I think it should go
behind a tree. >> KIM: Oh, behind a tree.
>> TRACY: For privacy, yeah. >> KIM: Good idea.
We need privacy. >> TRACY: Okay, so this is the
top part, right? The top center?
>> KIM: So, see the hook? >> TRACY: Yeah.
>> KIM: Hook it underneath the little thing.
>> RYAN: This is a really big tent.
>> TRACY: It is a really big tent.
Okay. >> KIM: Now we need a yellow.
>> LARSA: Okay. So now what? >> TRACY: You need a yellow one.
Go give it to your mom. >> RYAN: I think you need a
green. >> TRACY: We need a green on the
other side. Wait, wait. We're almost there.
We're almost there. >> LARSA: You guys, we're gonna
be sleeping in this, and it's gonna blow us into the sky.
>> TRACY: Ryan, let go. >> NORTH: It's gonna blow?
>> LARSA: Yeah, to heaven. >> TRACY: Larsa, get in the
middle on the other side where you're at.
(Larsa shrieks) >> LARSA: Oh, my God, it's
flying away, you guys. >> TRACY: I know. Yeah, okay.
>> LARSA: Guys, it's too windy. >> KIM: Larsa's worthless.
>> LARSA: Sophia, can you come help us?
We need a guy here. >> TRACY: No, we don't.
>> KIM: I need a CBD oil lozenge.
>> LARSA: Hold it, Sophia! Okay, we're just gonna fall
unless you hold it. >> TRACY: Okay, guys, we got
this. Hold on, stay still.
>> LARSA: Okay. >> TRACY: Are there, like,
things to anchor 'em into the ground?
>> NORTH: Mommy, help me! I'm blowing away!
>> KIM: (bleep) Aah! This is so hard.
>> LARSA: Oh! Oh! Aah! (girls shrieking)
>> TRACY: Okay, guys, use your foot to...
>> LARSA: It's not easy to put in.
>> KIM: I feel so dirty already. >> NORTH: There's fish right
here! >> KIM: Yeah, let's try to.
>> TRACY: Yeah, let's try to catch some fish.
>> KIM: Ew!
>> MALIKA: Do you think he notices?
>> KHLOE: Yeah, 'cause he'll say, "They don't make it as good
as you." I'm like, "Duh."
>> MALIKA: Khloe has always been really good at a brave face.
Are you still in love? (True cooing)
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>> NORTH: I see our tent. See? >> KIM: I see our tent, too.
You see it? >> NORTH: Yeah.
>> TRACY: Aren't you proud of your mom and... or all of us
moms that built it? >> KIM: It was mostly Tracy.
>> LARSA: Well, that's the... >> TRACY: No, you did the...
You did all the stakes. >> LARSA: Tracy, you were really
good, though, I'm not gonna lie. You started well, but you got,
like, down and dirty. >> KIM: You-you finished it.
>> LARSA: You got down and dirty, but you were the
mastermind. >> KIM: No, Tracy was the
finisher. >> LARSA: I was the complainer.
(laughs) >> NORTH: There's fish right
here. >> GUIDE: You want to fish?
>> KIM: Want to try to. >> TRACY: Yeah, let's try to
catch some fish. >> KIM: When I was 11, I would
always go fishing with my stepbrothers.
Kourtney and my stepsister Casey used to make picket signs,
saying that we were killing worms.
They literally were, "We must stop Kimberly!
We must stop her!" Ew!
>> SOPHIA: Ew! >> KIM: Hey, what would you say
when you were picketing when I would use worms to go fishing?
>> KOURTNEY: Um, "Down with Kimberly.
We must stop her. Don't kill worms, Kimberly.
Don't kill worms." (Kim laughs)
>> KIM: "Down with Kimberly." Okay.
>> GUIDE: You'll know it. If you get a bite, you'll know
it. It'll go, "Boo, boo," like that.
>> LARSA: If you get a bite, you can shout, okay?
>> TRACY: I have a good feeling we're gonna catch one, Ryan.
>> GUIDE: Want to cast it? There you go.
>> KIM: If I fell over, I swear to God, I'd-I'd literally
scream. Aah.
Okay, where-where... where... where you going?
Where you going with your pole now?
Let's reel it in a little bit.
Wait. See it's, like, tugging?
>> TRACY: Oh, it's tugging. I think you got it.
>> KIM: I think we got a fish here.
>> TRACY: I think you got a fish.
Does it feel like it? >> KIM: Kind of.
>> TRACY: It's tugging. >> GUIDE: Be fighting more than
that, but it looked like a bite. (Larsa whoops and mutters)
>> LARSA: Get your camera, guys. >> TRACY: Is it doing anything
there? >> KIM: Nah.
>> LARSA: Oh, bummer. >> TRACY: I think we're just
imagining it tugging. It's not tugging, you guys.
>> RYAN: I once knew that was a fish.
>> TRACY: I totally thought it was a fish, but it was a rock.
I think that we'll, uh, get hot dogs going.
>> NORTH: I'm a pescatarian! >> TRACY: You're not gonna have
a choice, boo. We didn't catch anything.
>> MALIKA: Let's go, Mama Joe. Let's go.
Boop, boop.
Is she saying "Mama"? >> KHLOE: Mama. Mama.
>> MALIKA: Did Tristan know you were taking her to the botanical
gardens today? (True babbles)
I can't even speak over her. >> KHLOE: Mama.
Yes, Tristan knows. He's at practice right now.
He's gone until, like, 3:00. >> MALIKA: Just wonder sometimes
if you, like, would love for him to be doing stuff like this with
you guys. >> KHLOE: Um, it's, like, if it
fits in, we do it, and if it doesn't, I still go ahead and do
whatever. You know what I mean?
>> MALIKA: Right. >> KHLOE: But we just don't
care. To be, like, "Hey, after
practice, come and meet us at the botanical gardens."
It's, like, he has his own routine, do his own thing.
So, Tristan doesn't have the luxury of being able to take
time off. You know, we have to wait for
the summertime. >> MALIKA: Yeah.
I think it happens in a lot of relationships.
People just don't have the same schedules and are not able to do
things when they would like to. So a lot of their relationship
does depend on... when Tristan can or can't do something,
because his career comes first. Wow.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my goodness! It's so pretty.
>> MALIKA: So pretty. >> KHLOE: Trees like this are so
cool. >> MALIKA: I always liked those
trees. >> KHLOE: Look at the turtle.
Why are there so many old people here?
>> MALIKA: 'Cause it's what old people do.
>> KHLOE: Oh, wow. >> MALIKA: You retire, then you
go learn about plants, and then put them in your house.
(gasps) Look! >> KHLOE: Look, Mama. Look.
Oh, oh, my God. >> MALIKA: Do you see the
butterfly? Hi. How are you?
>> MAN: How are you? I'm good. >> KHLOE: Oh, my goodness.
>> MAN: This is Ernie. >> KHLOE: It's Ernie!
>> MAN: Ernie is one of our panther chameleons.
>> KHLOE: Are you a... Where are you, Malika?
Are you afraid? â™ª â™ª
>> MAN: He's about four and a half years old.
>> KHLOE: Oh. Oh. She had a strong reaction.
>> MALIKA: Yeah. I think the best thing in the
world is to experience things through the little people's
eyes. There is nothing more adorable.
>> MAN: Watch. Here it comes. >> KHLOE: Oh, my God.
That is crazy. >> MALIKA: Why is his tongue as
long as his tail? Aah!
But I personally don't like reptiles at all.
I wasn't supposed to see that. >> KHLOE: And they don't have
teeth? >> MAN: They have real tiny
ones. >> KHLOE: Real tiny teeth?
>> MAN: Yeah, real tiny. >> MALIKA: No, thanks, to the
lizard, sir. Green, slimy things that eat
bugs and... No. >> CONDUCTOR: All aboard!
>> KHLOE: This will hold us? >> MAN: Sure.
>> KHLOE: Okay. >> MALIKA: Here, put your legs
out. You'll be a little more
comfortable. >> KHLOE: You make life so
interesting, honey. (train whistle blowing)
We wouldn't have done this without you. (laughs)
>> MALIKA: Thank God my ass is fat, because I'm, like, sliding
all over, over here. >> KHLOE: Who knew this was here
in Cleveland this whole time? The things you find out when
you're a mom. â™ª â™ª
(animal howling in distance) >> KIM: So, what kind of spooky
stories do we want to tell? >> NORTH: I don't know.
>> KIM: Have you guys seen Troop Beverly Hills?
And she's like, "And then... I went into a salon...
and I sat for hours... (child laughs)
And then he turned the chair around...
and I looked in the mirror... and he permed me!" (laughing)
Larsa? (screaming, laughing)
Are you sure we use lighter fluid?
That seems intense. >> TRACY: Yeah.
>> KIM: This thing caught on fire!
>> LARSA: Throw it in there! Throw it in there!
>> TRACY: What do we do? >> LARSA: Go home.
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>> KIM: Larsa? (screaming, laughing)
I'm just joking. >> LARSA: I thought there was a
bug on my head. >> KIM: Should we go eat?
North loves camping. >> NORTH: Yay!
>> KIM: She loves the tent. She loves doing the outdoorsy
stuff. >> TRACY: Can you guys find some
pine cones? >> KIM: Find them, and we have
to put them beneath the fire. So she's having the best time.
>> TRACY: Why do you want to do it with a match?
The match is gonna blow out. That's not gonna do anything.
>> KIM: Tracy, it's the wind. Not just, like, the stick that
you put on fire? Like, aren't there those little
block things you light on fire? >> RYAN: You mean flint?
>> KIM: What? >> RYAN: Flint.
>> KIM: Is that what it's called?
>> RYAN: Flint makes fire. >> TRACY: Add a little bit of
that fluid-- it'll just get it going faster.
>> KIM: Wait, are you sure we use lighter fluid?
That seems intense. >> LARSA: I feel like I've seen
people just, like, pour just a little bit.
>> KIM: Put a little... Ooh. >> TRACY: Not from there, Kim,
'cause your hair is... >> KIM: Okay, yeah, my hair has
so much hairspray in it... >> TRACY: You'll blow up.
>> KIM: Good call. >> TRACY: Yeah.
>> NORTH: Mom, what are you doing?
>> TRACY: Northie, back up, back up, North, 'cause I don't...
>> KIM: (bleep) This thing caught on fire!
>> TRACY: Throw it in there! Throw it in there!
(laughing) (bleeping)
>> KIM: What do we do? >> LARSA: Throw water.
>> KIM: No, you don't put water on it-- I feel like it explodes.
>> TRACY: What do we do? >> LARSA: Go home.
>> KIM: I knew Larsa was gonna be complaining, 'cause it's
just not her thing. >> KIM: We're good?
>> TRACY: Yeah, we're good. Don't do any more fire.
>> KIM: But... camping's not so bad.
Do you ladies want hot dogs? >> LARSA: Thing is, I can't
touch hot dogs, you guys. I get sick.
>> TRACY: We're gonna roast hot dogs.
>> KIM: I actually think we're all having a lot of fun, except
for Larsa. Larsa is miserable now.
Lord of the Flies-- who are you taking with you?
I take Tracy. Larsa, I'm leaving you. (laughs)
>> LARSA: You're leaving me? Okay. 'Cause right when you get
back to land, you're gonna need me, though. (laughs)
>> KIM: Do you like camping with me?
>> NORTH: Yay! >> KIM: Are you having so much
fun? Yeah! We got to tell Dad all
about it. Thank goodness Saintie didn't
come-- he would've been... (clicks tongue) too cold, right?
It's been a long day, and I'm so tired.
Everyone's, like, winding down now, and it's time to get some
sleep. >> TRACY: It's too cold for
pajamas. >> KIM (grunts): Yeah, it's way
too cold-- we need to sleep in our coats and our socks.
>> LARSA: If you guys hear a wild animal, feel free to let us
know. >> KIM: I'm actually not afraid
of wild animals. (wind rushing)
What is that noise? >> LARSA: The wind is picking
up. >> KIM: You're so dramatic.
It's fine. >> LARSA: Do you not hear the
wind? >> KIM: It's fine, Larsa.
>> LARSA: Ow! >> KIM: Oh, my God, I thought I
felt a spider on my head. >> LARSA: There's no spiders.
They would have froze to death, 'cause it's too cold.
Well, I feel like hypothermia's kicking in. (coughing)
>> RYAN: Go to sleep, guys! >> TRACY: I feel like I'm in
Alaska again. â™ª â™ª
>> LARSA: Kim. >> KIM: What?
>> LARSA: I love you, but I need to go get some sleep, legit.
Come on, Sophia, I'm out of here.
>> RYAN: She's, like, really comfortable here.
>> TRACY: We should just stay in here, for real.
>> TRACY: Come on, Larsa. It's one night.
>> KIM: I know Larsa really wants to get out of here.
I can't blame her. It is really (bleep) cold here.
>> NORTH: I want to sleep in here.
>> KIM: But I really want to stick it out for North, because
this is so important to her to have this experience.
I thought we were gonna stay in here.
>> LARSA (laughing): Because you're crazy.
>> KIM: Why? No, seriously, we came to do this.
>> TRACY: We should just stay in here.
We're staying in here. Come on, Larsa.
>> RYAN: And stay in here! >> LARSA: Okay.
>> KIM: Okay. >> RYAN: It's comfy.
>> KIM: It is comfy. >> TRACY: It's fine, Larsa.
This is actually totally comfortable.
>> LARSA: So comfortable. I feel like I'm at, like, the
Four Seasons. >> NORTH: Everyone, pray!
>> LARSA: Thank you, Lord, for getting us here safely.
>> KIM: Thank you, Lord, for Tracy, for helping us, and
with... without her, we would have starved to death.
>> TRACY: Amen! Amen! Hallelujah.
(insects chirping) (snapping, crackling)
>> KIM: Did you guys here that? What was that?
(air horn blows) â™ª â™ª
>> LARSA: Do you want to take one last pic with the kids in
front of the fire? >> KIM: We survived, guys!
>> LARSA: We made it! (whooping)
>> TRACY: All right, let's get on the road, guys.
>> KIM: We survived. We're not staying for breakfast.
We want to go to Starbucks. We want to get home and get in
the shower. We did it.
>> LARSA: Well, you guys, we definitely had an adventure.
>> KIM: I'm glad that we got Larsa to stay, because I really
want to show the kids that there's not always an easy way
out. If we agree to something and we
commit to something, then we're gonna follow through with that.
But I hope North doesn't think it's a tradition and that we
have to go every year, 'cause that's not gonna happen.
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>> MALIKA: For Mrs. Tris! >> KHLOE: Okay.
From Good American. I'll open those later.
I have to make my bed, and then I'll get dressed.
>> MALIKA: Okay, so, every morning, you make up your bed.
>> KHLOE: Kimberly used to make me make her bed.
And she would always say, "You should be, like, a cleaning lady
when you're older, 'cause you're so good."
>> MALIKA: She said you should be a cleaning lady?
>> KHLOE: Like, she would just-- I would feel so good.
I loved it. Like, I was like, "Oh, my God, I should, right?"
I was, like, a teenager. >> MALIKA: She was just like,
"I'll use you." >> KHLOE: And, like, this-- the
stripes should go up and down, not side to side.
>> MALIKA: Oh, come on. >> KHLOE: 'Cause we sleep up and
down. >> MALIKA: So, how are you and
Tristan doing? We haven't really talked about
it. >> KHLOE: Everything's fine.
(exhales) There. >> MALIKA: Do you think he
notices? >> KHLOE: Yeah.
'Cause he'll say, "They don't make it as good as you."
I'm like, "Duh." >> MALIKA: Khloe has always been
really good at a brave face. But it's also really important
for me to know what's going on with her on the inside.
>> KHLOE: Okay. Bed is made.
>> MALIKA: It's important that you take care of yourself the
way you take care of others. I don't want there to be a
massive elephant in the room that no one's addressing.
I will be the person that she can open up to.
Even if she tells me to shut up. Been there before.
I am willing to... give her an opportunity to speak her heart
or go off. Whatever.
You've totally organized this. I can tell.
This is very Khloe.
>> SCOTT: I think this is a cool shot.
You know, I decided to take Kris's advice and really pushing
this brand. Bring on the dogs!
That's fierce. And they say I didn't have
talent. >> MALIKA: You okay?
'Cause you know I have to check on you.
>> KHLOE: It's all good. >> MALIKA: You know what they
say-- like, check in on your strong friend.
You're happy, right? >> KHLOE: Yeah.
>> MALIKA: You and Tristan are okay?
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>> MALIKA: Ooh. The Vault. Hi.
I thought you would've had food already.
>> KHLOE: I ordered some food, but...
>> MALIKA: What'd you get? >> KHLOE: I just ordered, like,
a flatbread. I ordered a hummus platter.
I got us two glasses of champagne.
>> MALIKA: You're my favorite person.
>> KHLOE: I try to be. (phone rings)
>> MALIKA: Hi, sir. Who's your girl?
Want to say hi to Pumpkin? >> KHLOE: Hi, Pumpkin.
>> BOYFRIEND: Look at you. What you doing over there?
>> KHLOE: I am, you know, being just fabulous.
(Malika chuckles) >> MALIKA: Oh, my God.
Well, I love you. I miss you. All right. Bye.
>> KHLOE: You miss your boyfriend?
>> MALIKA: I guess I miss him. >> KHLOE: 'Cause you guys are
with each other so much. >> MALIKA: Yeah. That's how most
people are in the beginning of their relationships, right?
And then real life kicks in. >> KHLOE: Yeah.
>> MALIKA: You okay? Why-why are you frowning?
Since hearing about Bali, you know I have to check on you.
>> KHLOE: It's all good. >> MALIKA: You know what they
say-- like, check in on your strong friend.
You're happy, right? Like, you and Tristan are okay?
>> KHLOE: Yeah. It's really hard to regain trust.
I'm someone where, the energy I have towards True, that's all
that matters to me. And if that starts to be
affected by me wondering, "What's Tristan doing?
Where is he?" I will be out in two (bleep) seconds.
Nothing is worth that for me. >> MALIKA: Are you still in
love? >> KHLOE: I am in love.
I know I love him. But, still... >> MALIKA: Right.
>> KHLOE: ...I'm not gonna act like nothing's wrong.
But I'm such a... >> MALIKA: Don't you want that
to change? >> KHLOE: Totally. But I'm not
gonna force that. He counts-- "It's been seven
months"-- and this... I'm like, "So it's been seven months."
>> MALIKA: Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> KHLOE: Like, I'm allowed to
do things when I want to do it. But he also needs to know that
your one stupid weekend or whatever you did, look what it
did to, you know, three years of a relationship.
You just demolished it by that. So was that worth it for you?
I appreciate the effort he has put in.
And, like, he does self-help and therapy and whatever he does for
himself. I really am grateful for that.
And he knows I'm still trying. I don't have to come here.
But that's a huge responsibility and, like, a...
>> MALIKA: Huge. >> KHLOE: ...a weight on my
shoulders, to come back and forth.
>> MALIKA: Huge. >> KHLOE: And if I didn't feel
anything, I wouldn't be here. I just-- I still have to get to,
like, the next phase. And it will get there.
Malika is always really wonderful with how she checks in
on me. And she also knows how I am and
how I deal with things. I don't know. I've just always
been someone that's like, "Don't sit in your sorrow.
It is what it is. So let's just face the facts and
move on." For me, like, this is a work in
progress, and we're working through things.
But I've also dealt with situations where I've ignored it
and I've been like, "Okay, I'm moving-- I forgave, so I'm
moving on," and I acted like nothing happened.
And that did nothing for my partner.
>> MALIKA: You have to face that uncomfortable music.
Like, and you don't get to decide when it's played or not.
It just comes, and you're just like, "You know what, you can
face certain things and get through certain things that
other people couldn't even fathom."
>> KHLOE: I know, babe. Strong.
Cheers to being strong girls. >> MALIKA: Cheers. Strength.
>> KHLOE: In Cleveland. >> MALIKA: In Cleveland.
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>> KHLOE: Look who's here! >> TRISTAN: What's up?
(True cooing) (Tristan mimics cooing)
Mm... (True squeaking)
>> KHLOE: Who you talking to? >> MALIKA: Are you flirting with
your daddy? You're flirting with your daddy.
>> KHLOE: Say, "Excuse me. That's my man."
>> MALIKA: I see you. (True cooing)
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>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Walk to me. Relax your faces, mouths, all
that. >> SCOTT: Should we do one,
maybe, with this guy with just a T-shirt on?
Maybe just so it's a little bit chiller?
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: I agree. 'Cause, like, he looks like he's
too dressed. >> SCOTT: The last thing we want
to do is take away from what we're selling.
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay. â™ª â™ª
>> SCOTT: Dell, are the... are the dogs here?
You know, I decided to take Kris's advice and, you know,
stepping it up a little bit and doing big photo shoots and
really pushing this brand. >> REPORTER: Tell me about the
brand, where it... what it came out of, like, how long you'd
been thinking about it, all that stuff.
>> SCOTT: I always knew, if I did something, I wanted to do
something super authentic to me and actually have it to be my
own brand and not just do a deal with some other place in a
collab and this and that and not have anything to do with it.
>> REPORTER: Right. >> SCOTT: Hold the shot.
(whistles) (engine starts, revs)
Creating Talentless has given me a lot of confidence.
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Looking back this way.
Start over there and walk this way.
I like how you keep a straight face.
(laughs) >> SCOTT: Business.
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Right. >> SCOTT: You know, I'm really
grateful that I have the support of my family, but I just wanted
to do this on my own. Let's get one solo, too, of Gina
then. >> PHOTOGRAPHER: Hold it.
Oh, that's it. Colors are, like, perfect,
right? >> SCOTT: It's good.
I'm definitely looking forward to the future, growing the
business and taking it to the next level and seeing where it
goes. >> PHOTOGRAPHER: This is
everything. >> SCOTT: I love it.
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Beautiful. I love that.
>> SCOTT: Probably should pull his sleeve down.
I don't want that white T-shirt showing.
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Love, love. >> SCOTT: Hold on, can we stop
for a sec? Yeah, I just don't want to see
that other T-shirt under it. >> PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay.
>> SCOTT: All right, you figure out the positioning.
I just like the shot of here. I just think something's cool
about this desk. >> PHOTOGRAPHER: Well, I want to
use the desk with you. Do you want any single shots?
>> SCOTT: All right, so we're gonna do this here and not here?
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Yeah, like that.
>> SCOTT: Chin up. >> PHOTOGRAPHER: Yeah, that's
cool. Look at me.
>> SCOTT: That's what I'm talking about.
Bring on the dogs! Bring on the dogs!
(barks) And they say I didn't have
talent. Bring on the models!
>> KIM: On the next episode... Oh, my God.
Scott, Kourtney and Sofia. >> KRIS: Somebody is gonna end
up getting hurt. Christmas Eve.
>> KIM: Maybe we have it here at our house.
>> KRIS: Means I'm getting old. >> KIM: Kanye's been planning
the whole thing. I don't even know what is in
store. (indistinct chatter)
>> WOMAN: Oh! Nice to see you! >> KATHY: Now we're talking.
Now it's a party. â™ª â™ª
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