1 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:16,230 KIM: 2 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:16,230 I went to my friend Nicole's 3 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:16,230 house down the street. 4 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:19,239 There was paddleboarders, 5 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:19,239 and all these dolphins came 6 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:21,260 -right inside 7 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:21,260 the paddleboarders. 8 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:21,260 -Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:21,269 --> 00:00:23,179 -Oh, my gosh, how cute. 10 00:00:21,269 --> 00:00:23,179 -It was so cool. 11 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,190 The paddleboarders were, like, 12 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,190 so excited, but freaked out. 13 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:27,030 KHLOE: 14 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:27,030 Oh, my. 15 00:00:27,039 --> 00:00:29,070 Look at your weird, 16 00:00:27,039 --> 00:00:29,070 spider-like arms. 17 00:00:29,079 --> 00:00:31,250 Oh. Let's just wrestle 18 00:00:29,079 --> 00:00:31,250 right now, Kendall, 19 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:33,140 -and I promise you, I'll win. 20 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:33,140 -KENDALL: Arm wrestle? 21 00:00:33,149 --> 00:00:36,270 -No. I'll demolish your ass. 22 00:00:33,149 --> 00:00:36,270 -Come on. 23 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,259 Hold on. All right. 24 00:00:38,270 --> 00:00:42,170 One, two, three. 25 00:00:42,179 --> 00:00:44,270 -Kendall! Oh, (bleep). 26 00:00:42,179 --> 00:00:44,270 -Go, Kendall. 27 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,189 Wow. Yeah! 28 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,229 Yes! Holy crap. 29 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,039 What the actual (bleep)? 30 00:00:52,049 --> 00:00:55,170 Like, Kendall is... 31 00:00:52,049 --> 00:00:55,170 Hulk-like strength. 32 00:00:55,179 --> 00:00:58,259 That bitch is so strong, 33 00:00:55,179 --> 00:00:58,259 it's-it's scary. 34 00:00:58,270 --> 00:01:01,000 -Kimberly. 35 00:00:58,270 --> 00:01:01,000 -All right, look. 36 00:00:58,270 --> 00:01:01,000 -KRIS: Kendall. 37 00:01:01,009 --> 00:01:02,229 -KHLOE: Go from the start. 38 00:01:01,009 --> 00:01:02,229 -One, two, three. 39 00:01:01,009 --> 00:01:02,229 -SCOTT: I think 40 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,129 -Mom should get in there. 41 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,129 -KHLOE: Oh, yeah, Kim! 42 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:06,129 -Yeah! 43 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:06,129 -SCOTT: Yeah, Keeks! 44 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:06,129 Yeah, Keeks! 45 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:09,049 -(Khloe screaming) 46 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:09,049 -COREY: Oh... 47 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:11,280 -Yeah! 48 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:11,280 -(Khloe screams) 49 00:01:11,289 --> 00:01:14,019 KHLOE: 50 00:01:11,289 --> 00:01:14,019 You should be on a circus. 51 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:16,019 You're freakishly strong! 52 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:18,099 -KIM: I'm a beast. 53 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:18,099 -KHLOE: You are a beast. 54 00:01:18,109 --> 00:01:21,099 KIM: 55 00:01:18,109 --> 00:01:21,099 Listen, guys, 56 00:01:18,109 --> 00:01:21,099 I work out every morning. 57 00:01:21,109 --> 00:01:23,260 I lift lots of weights. 58 00:01:21,109 --> 00:01:23,260 You've seen my trainer. 59 00:01:23,269 --> 00:01:26,090 You have no idea how proud I am. 60 00:01:26,099 --> 00:01:28,039 It just blew my mind. 61 00:01:28,049 --> 00:01:30,060 I need your autograph 62 00:01:28,049 --> 00:01:30,060 on my arm or something. 63 00:01:30,069 --> 00:01:31,239 Like, it's amazing 64 00:01:30,069 --> 00:01:31,239 that you kicked 65 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:33,109 -Kendall's ass. 66 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:33,109 -I did. 67 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,270 -I was so... 68 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,270 -Your scrawny little arms 69 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,210 and her daddy-long-leg arms. 70 00:01:36,219 --> 00:01:38,240 You (bleep) did it! 71 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,270 Kendall, you're letting me down. 72 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:44,000 ♪ ♪ 73 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:10,080 KOURTNEY: So I'm staying 74 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:10,080 at the Malibu house 75 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:11,259 alone tonight. 76 00:02:11,270 --> 00:02:13,199 It's nice that I can really, 77 00:02:13,210 --> 00:02:16,289 you know, work 78 00:02:13,210 --> 00:02:16,289 and focus on Poosh. 79 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,210 (door opens) 80 00:02:18,219 --> 00:02:22,060 Is someone here? 81 00:02:22,069 --> 00:02:24,000 -(clattering) 82 00:02:22,069 --> 00:02:24,000 -Hello? 83 00:02:24,009 --> 00:02:26,050 -Oh, my gosh. 84 00:02:24,009 --> 00:02:26,050 -SCOTT: Oh. 85 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:27,259 -(laughing): What are you doing? 86 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:27,259 -I'm snacking. 87 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:30,199 -Why are you here? 88 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:30,199 -Why are you here? 89 00:02:30,210 --> 00:02:33,110 I had all this Poosh work to do. 90 00:02:30,210 --> 00:02:33,110 I just thought it was nice to... 91 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,060 I wanted to be by the water. 92 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,060 No one said 93 00:02:35,069 --> 00:02:36,250 -they were gonna be here today. 94 00:02:35,069 --> 00:02:36,250 -...get it done. 95 00:02:36,259 --> 00:02:39,090 -Yeah, where are Mason 96 00:02:36,259 --> 00:02:39,090 and Reign? 97 00:02:36,259 --> 00:02:39,090 -At Mom's. 98 00:02:39,099 --> 00:02:42,069 -Where's Penop? 99 00:02:39,099 --> 00:02:42,069 -She wanted to sleep at Khloe's. 100 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,170 It's just like 101 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,170 the world bringing us together. 102 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:46,170 -You want to watch a movie? 103 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:46,170 -Yeah, we can. 104 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:50,099 Ever seen a man eat a Milky Way 105 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:50,099 with a fork and knife? 106 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:52,090 -Nope. 107 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:52,090 -It's very classy. 108 00:02:52,099 --> 00:02:54,150 -Is it? 109 00:02:52,099 --> 00:02:54,150 -Hell yeah. 110 00:02:54,159 --> 00:02:56,069 -Shall we? 111 00:02:54,159 --> 00:02:56,069 -Sure. 112 00:02:56,079 --> 00:02:58,229 I can't remember the last time 113 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:02,259 Scott and I spent time 114 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:02,259 alone together 115 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:05,069 without the kids. 116 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:05,069 It's been 117 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,169 years since we did this. 118 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:09,219 And it's just 119 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:09,219 a little bit weird. 120 00:03:09,229 --> 00:03:11,229 How's that cookie? 121 00:03:09,229 --> 00:03:11,229 It looks insanely good. 122 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,099 -It is. 123 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,099 -Holy-- Look at the way 124 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:16,150 you're placing that 125 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:16,150 in your mouth. 126 00:03:16,159 --> 00:03:19,050 -That was exquisite. 127 00:03:16,159 --> 00:03:19,050 -(laughs) 128 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:20,259 You're an unbelievable woman. 129 00:03:20,270 --> 00:03:23,009 -I know. 130 00:03:20,270 --> 00:03:23,009 -So, 131 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:25,000 what are you working on 132 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:25,000 as far as Poosh stuff? 133 00:03:25,009 --> 00:03:29,000 Uh, I think I'm gonna do an 134 00:03:25,009 --> 00:03:29,000 article right now on celibacy. 135 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:31,079 I have to research it. 136 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:31,079 I'm just getting st... 137 00:03:31,090 --> 00:03:33,229 -Oh, we practiced celibacy 138 00:03:31,090 --> 00:03:33,229 for a while. 139 00:03:31,090 --> 00:03:33,229 -...getting started. 140 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,180 No, we still had sex even 141 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,180 though you think we didn't. 142 00:03:36,189 --> 00:03:39,020 You told Sarah Howard 143 00:03:36,189 --> 00:03:39,020 you thought I was a porn star 144 00:03:39,030 --> 00:03:40,280 when we first 145 00:03:39,030 --> 00:03:40,280 started hooking up. 146 00:03:40,289 --> 00:03:42,129 I remember, but 147 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,079 I don't sit there 148 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,079 and dwell and think about... 149 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:45,289 Oh, there's no dwelling, baby. 150 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,150 You were with a porn star 151 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,150 one time. 152 00:03:47,159 --> 00:03:49,009 (laughs) 153 00:03:47,159 --> 00:03:49,009 Definitely not. 154 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,129 I forgot how nice it is 155 00:03:50,139 --> 00:03:53,210 to just have a conversation 156 00:03:50,139 --> 00:03:53,210 with Scott 157 00:03:53,219 --> 00:03:55,009 without the kids. 158 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:56,289 We're friends. 159 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,240 Purely platonic. 160 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:02,050 (Kourtney laughs) 161 00:04:03,099 --> 00:04:06,050 -What's so funny? 162 00:04:03,099 --> 00:04:06,050 -(laughing): I don't know. 163 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,060 I was walking around 164 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,060 the neighborhood 165 00:04:12,069 --> 00:04:14,189 yesterday in, like, a bikini. 166 00:04:14,199 --> 00:04:16,029 Can I see a picture 167 00:04:14,199 --> 00:04:16,029 of the outfit? 168 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,180 No, I don't have a picture. 169 00:04:17,189 --> 00:04:20,250 -Sounds butters. 170 00:04:17,189 --> 00:04:20,250 -(laughing): It definitely is. 171 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:23,160 This house has got 172 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:23,160 a nice vibe to it. 173 00:04:23,170 --> 00:04:25,050 Yeah. 174 00:04:28,029 --> 00:04:30,149 ♪ ♪ 175 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,019 KHLOE: 176 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,019 We've got to play volleyball. 177 00:04:34,029 --> 00:04:36,100 KENDALL: 178 00:04:34,029 --> 00:04:36,100 Yeah, I want to start doing 179 00:04:34,029 --> 00:04:36,100 that. It's such a good workout. 180 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:37,189 KHLOE: 181 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:37,189 What'd you say? 182 00:04:37,199 --> 00:04:39,149 Let's try and get 183 00:04:37,199 --> 00:04:39,149 a good rally going. 184 00:04:39,159 --> 00:04:40,230 (grunts) 185 00:04:39,159 --> 00:04:40,230 Hey! 186 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,159 -Why would you do that? 187 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,159 -Whoa! 188 00:04:42,170 --> 00:04:45,040 KIM: 189 00:04:42,170 --> 00:04:45,040 She knows what she's doing. 190 00:04:42,170 --> 00:04:45,040 All right, ready? 191 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:46,100 KHLOE: 192 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:46,100 Go, Kim, go! Oh. 193 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:47,240 KIM: 194 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:47,240 Ooh, sorry. Sorry. 195 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,040 -That was a little to the left. 196 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,040 -No, you're fine. 197 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:50,240 KIM: 198 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:50,240 I'm not good at this. 199 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:52,069 KENDALL: 200 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:52,069 Like, I actually know 201 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:52,069 how to play volleyball. 202 00:04:52,079 --> 00:04:54,019 -Oh, (bleep). Scott, it's yours. 203 00:04:52,079 --> 00:04:54,019 -Aah! 204 00:04:54,029 --> 00:04:55,220 This is very hard to watch. 205 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:58,000 -Oh, (bleep)! Go! Run! 206 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:58,000 -KENDALL: Let us get in on this. 207 00:04:58,009 --> 00:04:59,279 -Yeah, come on. 208 00:04:58,009 --> 00:04:59,279 -This is embarrassing, you guys. 209 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:02,000 (grunts) The Kardashians 210 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:02,000 versus the Jenners? 211 00:05:02,009 --> 00:05:03,199 KENDALL: 212 00:05:02,009 --> 00:05:03,199 Yeah, but let me serve. 213 00:05:02,009 --> 00:05:03,199 I don't know 214 00:05:03,209 --> 00:05:05,129 -if you know what you're doing. 215 00:05:03,209 --> 00:05:05,129 -KHLOE: Shut up. 216 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:08,180 KIM: 217 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:08,180 As siblings, 218 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:08,180 we're always competitive. 219 00:05:08,189 --> 00:05:10,259 But Kendall 220 00:05:08,189 --> 00:05:10,259 has been talking a lot about how 221 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,290 the Jenners are 222 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,290 genetically gifted. 223 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,160 And this is something 224 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,160 that, like, makes my blood boil. 225 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,259 KENDALL: 226 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,259 I did this blood test. 227 00:05:17,269 --> 00:05:19,160 They told me 228 00:05:17,269 --> 00:05:19,160 that I'm super athletic 229 00:05:19,170 --> 00:05:21,050 and that I'm built 230 00:05:19,170 --> 00:05:21,050 for this (bleep). 231 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:23,000 But I'm athletic, too. 232 00:05:23,009 --> 00:05:24,180 Are you, though? 233 00:05:24,189 --> 00:05:26,170 I am. 234 00:05:24,189 --> 00:05:26,170 What are you talking about? 235 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:28,160 We are not genetically gifted, 236 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:32,090 but we have fought harder 237 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:32,090 to be athletes, 238 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:34,009 to work out, to have a routine. 239 00:05:34,019 --> 00:05:36,019 We are the true athletes here. 240 00:05:36,029 --> 00:05:38,159 -I forgot. You go like this? 241 00:05:36,029 --> 00:05:38,159 -Like this. 242 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:40,159 Don't give her any tips, 243 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:40,159 you (bleep) cheater! 244 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:42,060 -I used to play this (bleep). 245 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:42,060 -We used to play. 246 00:05:42,069 --> 00:05:44,019 -Bro, chill. 247 00:05:42,069 --> 00:05:44,019 -Well, if you used to play, 248 00:05:42,069 --> 00:05:44,019 (bleep) do it! 249 00:05:44,029 --> 00:05:45,149 Three times tops. 250 00:05:45,159 --> 00:05:47,120 -Watch out, skinny bitch. 251 00:05:45,159 --> 00:05:47,120 -KENDALL: All right. 252 00:05:50,069 --> 00:05:51,279 -KHLOE: Ow! 253 00:05:50,069 --> 00:05:51,279 -KIM: Yeah! 254 00:05:51,290 --> 00:05:54,019 -I got it. 255 00:05:51,290 --> 00:05:54,019 -Kim! 256 00:05:54,029 --> 00:05:56,019 Kendall! 257 00:05:56,029 --> 00:05:59,220 (Kim and Khloe shouting) 258 00:05:59,230 --> 00:06:02,220 We won! We won! 259 00:05:59,230 --> 00:06:02,220 (shouts) 260 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:05,240 KENDALL: 261 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:05,240 When it comes to sports, 262 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:05,240 I do like to win. 263 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:08,209 My dad always just had 264 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:08,209 so much faith in Kylie and I 265 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:10,120 when it came to, like, 266 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:10,120 being athletic. 267 00:06:10,129 --> 00:06:13,069 Come on. 268 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:14,279 ALL: 269 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:14,279 Defense! 270 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:17,189 KENDALL: 271 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:17,189 We grew up daddy's girls, 272 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:17,189 with those Olympic genes, 273 00:06:17,199 --> 00:06:20,139 so... the Jenners, 274 00:06:17,199 --> 00:06:20,139 we're just, we have it in us. 275 00:06:20,149 --> 00:06:22,279 -Oh, she's... 276 00:06:20,149 --> 00:06:22,279 -Oh, (bleep)! 277 00:06:22,290 --> 00:06:24,279 Ah! We won again! 278 00:06:24,290 --> 00:06:27,290 Oh, my God! 279 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,069 (Kim laughs) 280 00:06:29,079 --> 00:06:31,069 KHLOE: 281 00:06:29,079 --> 00:06:31,069 Go, Kim, go! 282 00:06:31,079 --> 00:06:34,050 (overlapping shouting) 283 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,290 I think the kids 284 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,290 are competitive just naturally. 285 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,060 So it's a lot of fun to see them 286 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,060 and how serious they are. 287 00:06:40,069 --> 00:06:42,279 -Whoo! 288 00:06:40,069 --> 00:06:42,279 -Are you okay? 289 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,269 Kim gets MVP award. 290 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,019 They want to win. 291 00:06:46,029 --> 00:06:48,189 Guys, what we need to do 292 00:06:46,029 --> 00:06:48,189 instead of having this, like, 293 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:50,180 one-off volleyball game, 294 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:50,180 is, like, 295 00:06:50,189 --> 00:06:52,189 an obstacle course challenge. 296 00:06:52,199 --> 00:06:55,129 Like, the Kardashians 297 00:06:52,199 --> 00:06:55,129 versus the Jenners. 298 00:06:55,139 --> 00:06:57,279 Like, a serious race. 299 00:06:57,290 --> 00:07:00,290 We can literally 300 00:06:57,290 --> 00:07:00,290 have, like, a Spartan 301 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,129 obstacle course set up 302 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,129 in our backyard. 303 00:07:03,139 --> 00:07:05,000 KHLOE: 304 00:07:03,139 --> 00:07:05,000 Kendall and Kylie, take note. 305 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:08,050 -You want to come for us... 306 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:08,050 -Can't even do volleyball? 307 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:10,040 -(laughs) 308 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:10,040 -Yeah, you pussies. 309 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:12,139 KENDALL: 310 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:12,139 We're down for 311 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:12,139 literally anything. 312 00:07:12,149 --> 00:07:14,110 KIM: 313 00:07:12,149 --> 00:07:14,110 We're still winning, though. 314 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,240 KRIS: 315 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,240 Good serve, Kourtney! 316 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:24,089 -KRIS: Hey! 317 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:24,089 -Hey, sweetie, how you doing? 318 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,209 KRIS: 319 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,209 What are you writing? 320 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:28,000 KOURTNEY: 321 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:28,000 This article for Poosh about 322 00:07:28,009 --> 00:07:32,139 the benefits achieved 323 00:07:28,009 --> 00:07:32,139 from celibacy. 324 00:07:32,149 --> 00:07:34,000 COREY: 325 00:07:32,149 --> 00:07:34,000 Oh, Lord. 326 00:07:34,009 --> 00:07:35,209 Are you sure I'm in the right 327 00:07:34,009 --> 00:07:35,209 conversation, babe? 328 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:38,240 People practice this 329 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:38,240 because they want more energy, 330 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,209 stronger mental focus, a closer 331 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,209 relationship with their partner. 332 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:45,120 More energy for-for not 333 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:45,120 having an orgasm? 334 00:07:45,129 --> 00:07:49,029 Yeah. Orgasms are considered 335 00:07:45,129 --> 00:07:49,029 a release of energy. Closer... 336 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:52,149 COREY: 337 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:52,149 Positive energy, though. 338 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:52,149 It makes you feel positive. 339 00:07:52,159 --> 00:07:55,079 KOURTNEY: 340 00:07:52,159 --> 00:07:55,079 By abstaining from orgasm, 341 00:07:52,159 --> 00:07:55,079 people have been known 342 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:59,090 (laughs): to have orgasms by 343 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:59,090 simply watching the sun set. 344 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,250 What kind of weirdo was that? 345 00:08:00,259 --> 00:08:02,139 KRIS: 346 00:08:00,259 --> 00:08:02,139 I want to have what 347 00:08:00,259 --> 00:08:02,139 they're having. 348 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,259 Well, why don't you guys try it 349 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,259 and see what happens? 350 00:08:04,269 --> 00:08:09,100 It'll be a fun little 351 00:08:04,269 --> 00:08:09,100 experiment for my Poosh article. 352 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:12,209 I've been so busy 353 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:12,209 with Poosh lately. 354 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:15,009 And now I'm getting deep into 355 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:15,009 this article 356 00:08:15,019 --> 00:08:19,089 to see how celibacy affects 357 00:08:15,019 --> 00:08:19,089 relationships. 358 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:23,069 It's actual people 359 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:23,069 practicing celibacy. 360 00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:26,110 And since my mom and Corey 361 00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:26,110 are not shy... 362 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,209 KRIS: 363 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,209 Is anybody in here? 364 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:29,279 COREY: 365 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:29,279 This is some sexy (bleep). 366 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:32,230 KRIS (laughs): I cannot 367 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:32,230 stop thinking about sex. 368 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:36,070 I am nominating them to be 369 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:36,070 my guinea pigs. 370 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,230 KRIS: 371 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,230 You want us to have no sex 372 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,230 for how long? 373 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,289 I don't know, like, two weeks. 374 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,279 COREY: 375 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,279 Hell no. This is some 376 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,279 bull(bleep). 377 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:46,100 KRIS: 378 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:46,100 Kourtney thinks that I'm 379 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:46,100 gonna have more mental clarity 380 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:48,100 if I don't have sex 381 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:48,100 for two weeks. 382 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:51,100 COREY: 383 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:51,100 We have no privacy, 384 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:51,100 so even the bedroom 385 00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:53,100 is up for your family's 386 00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:53,100 business. 387 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:56,100 (chuckles) 388 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:56,100 Yeah. Exactly. 389 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:58,190 I'm not doing this experiment. 390 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,179 KOURTNEY: 391 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,179 Come on, guys. 392 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,179 Please just do it for Poosh. 393 00:09:01,190 --> 00:09:03,039 Do it for science. 394 00:09:03,049 --> 00:09:05,039 COREY: 395 00:09:03,049 --> 00:09:05,039 Do you practice this, 396 00:09:03,049 --> 00:09:05,039 CEO of Poosh? 397 00:09:05,049 --> 00:09:06,220 I have... I am celibate 398 00:09:06,230 --> 00:09:09,259 until my husband 399 00:09:06,230 --> 00:09:09,259 from Switzerland comes. 400 00:09:09,269 --> 00:09:12,169 KRIS: 401 00:09:09,269 --> 00:09:12,169 Did you advertise 402 00:09:09,269 --> 00:09:12,169 for a husband from Switzerland? 403 00:09:12,179 --> 00:09:16,120 No. I just know 404 00:09:12,179 --> 00:09:16,120 that that's where he is. 405 00:09:16,129 --> 00:09:18,100 Like, that's where 406 00:09:16,129 --> 00:09:18,100 I will end up. 407 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:19,220 KRIS: 408 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:19,220 All right. I'm in. 409 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:21,250 We can all be celibate together. 410 00:09:21,259 --> 00:09:23,210 Do we have to do this? 411 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:26,000 Kourtney, what if sex 412 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:26,000 does a good thing to me? 413 00:09:26,009 --> 00:09:28,019 What if it'll make me 414 00:09:26,009 --> 00:09:28,019 very negative 415 00:09:28,029 --> 00:09:30,110 -to go without it? 416 00:09:28,029 --> 00:09:30,110 -KRIS: Well, 417 00:09:28,029 --> 00:09:30,110 we're gonna find out. 418 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,259 You're horny as (bleep). 419 00:09:31,269 --> 00:09:36,129 (laughing): So I don't think 420 00:09:31,269 --> 00:09:36,129 this is gonna work. 421 00:09:36,139 --> 00:09:38,039 I don't like this game. 422 00:09:38,049 --> 00:09:40,179 Oh, man, I'm gonna be 423 00:09:38,049 --> 00:09:40,179 a (bleep) psycho. 424 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:42,190 (Kris laughs) 425 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,240 I came over here in the morning, 426 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,200 and I saw Kourtney and Scott 427 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,200 asleep together 428 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:49,039 -on the couch. 429 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:49,039 -KENDALL: You're lying. 430 00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:50,240 Do we think they're, like, 431 00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:50,240 hooking up again? 432 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:53,049 -I just want them to try. 433 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:53,049 -KIM: I don't know. Maybe. 434 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,169 I don't know what the (bleep) 435 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,169 is going on, 436 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,120 but I will figure this out. 437 00:09:57,129 --> 00:10:01,120 The Kardashian tribe thinks 438 00:09:57,129 --> 00:10:01,120 that they could kick your ass 439 00:10:01,129 --> 00:10:03,000 in this obstacle course. 440 00:10:03,009 --> 00:10:06,240 No. It's just a known fact 441 00:10:03,009 --> 00:10:06,240 that we're more athletic. 442 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,269 -Right? 443 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,269 -KHLOE: My sisters and I 444 00:10:08,279 --> 00:10:12,110 are gonna have this 445 00:10:08,279 --> 00:10:12,110 crazy Spartan obstacle course. 446 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,179 Kardashians versus the Jenners. 447 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:18,009 -Kardashians are way... (laughs) 448 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:18,009 -Kim, stop. 449 00:10:27,129 --> 00:10:29,210 COREY: 450 00:10:27,129 --> 00:10:29,210 Babe, you look very sexy, honey. 451 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:30,250 Can you resist me? 452 00:10:30,259 --> 00:10:34,210 (chuckles): 453 00:10:30,259 --> 00:10:34,210 No. I cannot resist you. 454 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:36,159 You stay on that side 455 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:36,159 of the pool, 456 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,009 and I'll stay over here. 457 00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:40,029 We're social distancing anyways 458 00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:40,029 by law. 459 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,230 Babe, we sleep together. 460 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,240 I'm gonna start putting 461 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,240 a bottle of lotion on my side 462 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:45,179 -to keep me company. 463 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:45,179 -Babe. 464 00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:48,120 'Cause we're practicing 465 00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:48,120 non-touching. 466 00:10:48,129 --> 00:10:50,090 So, then, 467 00:10:48,129 --> 00:10:50,090 why are you talking about sex? 468 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:52,259 I'm thinking about you all day. 469 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,159 I can't wait till it's over. 470 00:10:55,169 --> 00:10:57,289 I'm in this situation 471 00:10:55,169 --> 00:10:57,289 to touch you 472 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 as much as I want to touch you. 473 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 That's why I'm here. 474 00:11:00,009 --> 00:11:01,139 That's why you're here? 475 00:11:01,149 --> 00:11:04,090 Babe, you're not supposed 476 00:11:01,149 --> 00:11:04,090 to be kissing me. 477 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:07,149 -No. No. Nothing. 478 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:07,149 -Why? We're really doing it? 479 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:10,110 We're doing it for Poosh. 480 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:10,110 If we don't have sex, 481 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,240 we're gonna be... sharper. 482 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,179 You got to focus. 483 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,179 That's what it's all about. 484 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:16,230 I'm always focused 485 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:16,230 on your booty. 486 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,129 Like, like, 487 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,129 the side of your butt. 488 00:11:19,139 --> 00:11:22,120 (chuckles): 489 00:11:19,139 --> 00:11:22,120 Are you just full of (bleep)? 490 00:11:23,139 --> 00:11:25,210 I'm the one 491 00:11:23,139 --> 00:11:25,210 who's staying strong. 492 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:27,250 You're the one 493 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:27,250 who's not taking it seriously. 494 00:11:27,259 --> 00:11:29,259 I really like you, 495 00:11:27,259 --> 00:11:29,259 and you're so damn sexy, 496 00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:31,190 -and you're my baby. 497 00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:31,190 -I don't like... 498 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,210 -(laughs): Stop it. Stop it. 499 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,210 -No. 500 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:36,200 I don't like... Don't. 501 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:36,200 (laughs): Don't. Just stop it. 502 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:40,070 You can research. 503 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:40,070 Sex makes you live longer, 504 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,029 and it also keeps you healthy. 505 00:11:42,039 --> 00:11:43,230 Just take a little cold shower. 506 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,049 -You're gonna be fine. 507 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,049 -That's where you're wrong. 508 00:11:46,059 --> 00:11:48,230 See, you don't know 509 00:11:46,059 --> 00:11:48,230 what a cold shower do to me. 510 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,259 -(chuckles): Oh, my God. 511 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,259 -Don't make it too long, 512 00:11:50,269 --> 00:11:53,000 because once it stay down 513 00:11:50,269 --> 00:11:53,000 a long time, 514 00:11:53,009 --> 00:11:54,049 it might not never come back up. 515 00:11:54,059 --> 00:11:56,120 Oh, my God. 516 00:11:54,059 --> 00:11:56,120 (laughs) 517 00:11:56,129 --> 00:11:58,159 ♪ ♪ 518 00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:06,019 KIM: 519 00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:06,019 Guys, my back of my knee 520 00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:06,019 hurts so badly now. 521 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:08,009 I hurt my knee working out 522 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:08,009 with Melissa last night. 523 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,110 I have to ice it later today. 524 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,110 -KIM: Really? 525 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,110 -KENDALL: Who's Melissa? 526 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,279 -My trainer. 527 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,279 -KHLOE: Kim's trainer. 528 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,279 -KENDALL: Mm. 529 00:12:12,289 --> 00:12:14,230 -The, like, bodybuilder girl? 530 00:12:12,289 --> 00:12:14,230 -KIM: Yeah. 531 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,289 I was thinking about entering. 532 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,149 KHLOE: 533 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,149 So, my sisters and I 534 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,149 are gonna have 535 00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:23,009 this crazy, 536 00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:23,009 insane Spartan obstacle course 537 00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:25,129 set up in the backyard 538 00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:25,129 of this Malibu house, 539 00:12:25,139 --> 00:12:27,259 and we are just gonna see 540 00:12:25,139 --> 00:12:27,259 who wins, 541 00:12:27,269 --> 00:12:30,120 Kardashians versus the Jenners. 542 00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:31,200 Well, with that 543 00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:31,200 arm wrestling (bleep)? 544 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,059 -(laughs) 545 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,059 -But I have a tactic. 546 00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:34,169 I know what to do now. 547 00:12:34,179 --> 00:12:36,110 I got this. Come here, Kendall. 548 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,009 KENDALL: 549 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,009 No, we have nowhere to... 550 00:12:38,019 --> 00:12:39,120 -Come here. 551 00:12:38,019 --> 00:12:39,120 -No. 552 00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:42,000 You guys, I came over here 553 00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:42,000 in the morning 554 00:12:42,009 --> 00:12:44,129 a few days ago, 555 00:12:42,009 --> 00:12:44,129 and I saw Kourtney and Scott 556 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,289 asleep together on the couch. 557 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,049 KENDALL: 558 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,049 You're lying. 559 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,039 No, they were, like, separate. 560 00:12:50,049 --> 00:12:51,200 -They weren't, like, spooning 561 00:12:50,049 --> 00:12:51,200 on the couch or anything. 562 00:12:50,049 --> 00:12:51,200 -Oh, okay. 563 00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:53,169 But, like, he was here 564 00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:53,169 and she was here. 565 00:12:53,179 --> 00:12:55,210 They weren't far away, though. 566 00:12:53,179 --> 00:12:55,210 They were close. 567 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:58,139 Kourtney and Scott were 568 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:58,139 having a little sleepover. 569 00:12:58,149 --> 00:13:01,240 They definitely look 570 00:12:58,149 --> 00:13:01,240 a little cozy. 571 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:04,289 Something's definitely going on 572 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:04,289 between the two of them. 573 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,070 Like, I can feel it. 574 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,190 Oh, my God. 575 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,070 Do we think they're, like, 576 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,070 hooking up again? 577 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,100 I just want them to try. 578 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:11,240 KIM: 579 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:11,240 I don't know. Maybe. 580 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,000 KHLOE: 581 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,000 I mean, Scott's single 582 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,000 right now. 583 00:13:14,009 --> 00:13:15,230 What's the harm in trying? 584 00:13:14,009 --> 00:13:15,230 The worst that will happen 585 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,250 is they're like, "You know what? 586 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,250 We don't vibe with this." 587 00:13:17,259 --> 00:13:19,000 Yeah. I agree. 588 00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:21,139 But they're also too pussy 589 00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:21,139 to try. 590 00:13:21,149 --> 00:13:23,070 I think they're afraid 591 00:13:21,149 --> 00:13:23,070 that they're gonna, like, 592 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,080 mess up their good co-parenting. 593 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:27,070 Which could be an op-- 594 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:27,070 an option, but they... 595 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,159 But you're not one to talk. 596 00:13:28,169 --> 00:13:30,259 I'm not one to talk. 597 00:13:28,169 --> 00:13:30,259 I know that. 598 00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:32,009 (chuckles) 599 00:13:34,029 --> 00:13:36,179 ROBERT: 600 00:13:34,029 --> 00:13:36,179 Hello, Kourtney. Hi, guys. 601 00:13:39,179 --> 00:13:41,120 Hey-a, Scott. 602 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:45,240 KYLIE: 603 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:45,240 Hi, honey. 604 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:48,169 -KRIS: Hi. 605 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:48,169 -Ah... 606 00:13:48,179 --> 00:13:50,000 (laughs): 607 00:13:48,179 --> 00:13:50,000 Hi. Whoa. 608 00:13:50,009 --> 00:13:52,139 You're just chilling 609 00:13:50,009 --> 00:13:52,139 on the trampoline, Mommy? 610 00:13:52,149 --> 00:13:56,220 Yeah, I'm trying 611 00:13:52,149 --> 00:13:56,220 to get a little S-U-N. 612 00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:59,049 -I feel you. 613 00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:59,049 -Did you hear from Kendall 614 00:13:59,059 --> 00:14:01,090 that the Kardashian tribe thinks 615 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:05,090 that they could kick your ass 616 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:05,090 in this obstacle course? 617 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:08,000 (laughs) 618 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:08,000 No. 619 00:14:08,269 --> 00:14:10,200 First of all, 620 00:14:08,269 --> 00:14:10,200 we have 20 years on them. 621 00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:13,220 It's just a known fact 622 00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:13,220 that we're more athletic. 623 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:14,220 Right? 624 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:18,090 If I had to pick 625 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:18,090 which side was more athletic, 626 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,190 I'd have to go with Jenner. 627 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,210 Just genetically, 628 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,210 you know what I mean? 629 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,029 Well, I used to do a backflip 630 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,029 all the time. 631 00:14:24,039 --> 00:14:26,080 But I-I just, like, 632 00:14:24,039 --> 00:14:26,080 haven't done a backflip 633 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:28,149 -in so long. 634 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:28,149 -Ooh. 635 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,230 -Neither have I. 636 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,230 -And I'm just worried. 637 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,049 KIM: 638 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,049 Jenners chicken out. 639 00:14:31,059 --> 00:14:33,179 KRIS: 640 00:14:31,059 --> 00:14:33,179 Hey, Kim. Were you listening 641 00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:34,279 to the whole conversation? 642 00:14:34,289 --> 00:14:36,159 -You're so nosy. 643 00:14:34,289 --> 00:14:36,159 -It's okay. 644 00:14:36,169 --> 00:14:38,100 The Kardashians are way... 645 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:41,100 -Kim, stop. 646 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:41,100 -...way more athletic 647 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:41,100 and stronger anyway. 648 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,169 No. 649 00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:44,149 Let's see a flip. 650 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:46,220 -Go on, Kylie. 651 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:46,220 -But when I go for it, 652 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:46,220 I can't b-- I have to do it. 653 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:48,070 KIM: 654 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:48,070 Yeah. 655 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,070 -Or you'll snap 656 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,070 your neck in half. 657 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,070 -Ken-- 658 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,210 -Kim! 659 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,210 -(laughs) 660 00:14:52,179 --> 00:14:55,019 (Kris whoops) 661 00:14:55,029 --> 00:14:56,090 Kylie, all right! 662 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,190 KIM: 663 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,190 Kylie can do a flip. 664 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,009 That is Kylie's thing. 665 00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:02,070 But can she run? 666 00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:02,070 Can she lift weights? 667 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,190 Can she show up? I don't know. 668 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,240 All right! You're a Jenner. 669 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:07,210 You try that, Kardashian. 670 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:10,100 I never claimed I could. 671 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,019 You guys, Kourtney and Scott. 672 00:15:12,029 --> 00:15:13,110 I think we need 673 00:15:12,029 --> 00:15:13,110 to Parent Trap it up. 674 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,259 I love a good trap. 675 00:15:14,269 --> 00:15:16,110 KENDALL: Why don't we say 676 00:15:14,269 --> 00:15:16,110 we're going to dinner 677 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,279 -and none of us show up? 678 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,279 -KIM: And then all of us flake? 679 00:15:17,289 --> 00:15:19,230 They need this little push, 680 00:15:17,289 --> 00:15:19,230 yeah. 681 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,070 Shove them together. 682 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,179 KIM: So I just went 683 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,179 to get an MRI today, 684 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,230 and he told me that I had 685 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,230 a big cyst and it burst. 686 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,080 I have this cyst 687 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,080 on the back of my knee 688 00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:29,240 that's creating this pain. 689 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:33,009 But I'll do what I got to do 690 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:33,009 to be ready for the race. 691 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,059 ♪ ♪ 692 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,059 KHLOE: 693 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,059 Ooh, the helicopter's back. 694 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,159 KIM: 695 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,159 I don't get it. 696 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,159 Are they going to the boat? 697 00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:52,080 I feel like it's very 698 00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:52,080 Tom Cruise, that one. 699 00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:53,200 KHLOE: 700 00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:53,200 No, that's, like, 701 00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:53,200 a military-grade helicopter. 702 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:57,210 That's, like, so legit. 703 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:57,210 But it's so cool. 704 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,120 You guys, Kourtney and Scott. 705 00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:01,240 -I think we need to... 706 00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:01,240 -(phone whooshes) 707 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,200 -Pay attention. 708 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,200 -I am. 709 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:06,190 KENDALL: 710 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:06,190 I keep telling her 711 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:06,190 to, like, give it a shot. 712 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,100 -KIM: Yeah. 713 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,100 -'Cause I feel like 714 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,100 she's just so, like, 715 00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:10,210 not trying to. 716 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,210 Yeah. 717 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,100 KENDALL: 718 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,100 I am Team Skourt. 719 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:15,019 I think she'll literally kill me 720 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:15,019 for saying anything, 721 00:16:15,029 --> 00:16:17,159 but I don't know, 722 00:16:15,029 --> 00:16:17,159 I am-- I am Team Skourt. 723 00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:19,009 I love you. 724 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,019 KENDALL: 725 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,019 I've known their relationship 726 00:16:21,029 --> 00:16:22,220 pretty much from the beginning. 727 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:25,110 You could just tell how much 728 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:25,110 they loved each other. 729 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,220 -Oh, (bleep) yeah. 730 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,220 -Come on. Sh... 731 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:30,179 Let's just find out. 732 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,090 -It's a boy. 733 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,090 -That's definitely it. 734 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,090 See how... 735 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,179 -(cheering) 736 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,179 -KENDALL: What can I say? 737 00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:36,070 It's my truth. 738 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,279 Everyone thinks they're 739 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,279 definitely made for each other. 740 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,179 Like, they're supposed 741 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,179 to be together. 742 00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:43,120 KHLOE: 743 00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:43,120 I think he would do it 744 00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:43,120 in two seconds. 745 00:16:43,129 --> 00:16:46,110 I think he's waiting on her 746 00:16:43,129 --> 00:16:46,110 to make the first move or... 747 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,120 I just think she'd be devastated 748 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,120 if he really, really, 749 00:16:49,129 --> 00:16:51,230 -really had, like, kids 750 00:16:49,129 --> 00:16:51,230 and a new family. 751 00:16:49,129 --> 00:16:51,230 -KENDALL: Yeah. 752 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,070 I would be devastated. 753 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,200 KENDALL: 754 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,200 100%. 755 00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:56,149 I think we need 756 00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:56,149 to Parent Trap it up. 757 00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:59,120 -I love a good trap. 758 00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:59,120 -What does that mean? 759 00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:01,230 Parent Trap? How they tried to 760 00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:01,230 get their parents back together? 761 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,230 KENDALL: 762 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,230 Oh. 763 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,279 -Like, we're the kids, 764 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,279 we're the twins. 765 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,279 -KHLOE: Oh, my God. 766 00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:07,079 They do call themselves 767 00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:07,079 "Mom and Dad." 768 00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:09,049 -They're our parents. 769 00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:09,049 -Yeah. 770 00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:10,220 I think it would be really cool 771 00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:10,220 that they've gone 772 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,109 their separate ways, they've 773 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,109 seen what else is out there, 774 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,220 and now they can come back 775 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,220 together and be together. 776 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:17,069 They're both single right now, 777 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,180 -and I... 778 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,180 -They're vibing. 779 00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:19,289 They are vibing. And I... 780 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,019 -They just need this, like... 781 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,019 -Shove. 782 00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:24,049 -This little push, yeah. 783 00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:24,049 -Shove them together. 784 00:17:24,059 --> 00:17:25,170 KENDALL: 785 00:17:24,059 --> 00:17:25,170 Why don't we all say 786 00:17:24,059 --> 00:17:25,170 we're, like, 787 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,089 going to dinner, 788 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,089 and we set it up, whatever, 789 00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:29,000 -and none of us show up. 790 00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:29,000 -KIM: And then all of us flake. 791 00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:30,240 -Yeah. 792 00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:30,240 -And just be like, 793 00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:30,240 "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry," 794 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,160 but we'll have, like, 795 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,160 a cute little candlelit dinner, 796 00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,170 -just for two. 797 00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,170 -This is good. 798 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,170 Yeah. Your nails 799 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,170 match her phone case. 800 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,089 -KENDALL: Oh, yeah. 801 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,089 -KHLOE: Oh, my. 802 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,240 You should take a picture 803 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,240 of, like, holding the phone. 804 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:43,210 -Like a hand model. 805 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:43,210 -KHLOE: I'm not a hand model. 806 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:47,079 -In the sun. Still on the wood. 807 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:47,079 -Bossy. Wow. 808 00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:49,000 -(camera clicks) 809 00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:49,000 -There you go. 810 00:17:49,009 --> 00:17:52,039 Thank you, Rom-Com Kim. 811 00:17:56,019 --> 00:17:57,190 ROB: 812 00:17:56,019 --> 00:17:57,190 Corey's ready. 813 00:17:59,109 --> 00:18:01,240 You're Bruce Lee ready. 814 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,039 You guys look so cute and silly. 815 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,220 KRIS: 816 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,220 Stormi. 817 00:18:06,059 --> 00:18:08,190 -ROB: Mom, you can't bribe kids 818 00:18:06,059 --> 00:18:08,190 like that. 819 00:18:06,059 --> 00:18:08,190 -KYLIE: No way. 820 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,130 -KRIS: Yes, I can. 821 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,130 -KYLIE: No way. 822 00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:14,230 Lovey has a lollipop for you? 823 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,130 No way! 824 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,170 -KRIS: Hi, Harrie. 825 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,170 -COREY: How you doing, Harrie? 826 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,190 -How are you? Uhp. 827 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,190 -How you doing? 828 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,089 KRIS: 829 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,089 How are you? 830 00:18:22,099 --> 00:18:24,089 KOURTNEY: 831 00:18:22,099 --> 00:18:24,089 My mom and Corey 832 00:18:22,099 --> 00:18:24,089 have been struggling a bit 833 00:18:24,099 --> 00:18:27,200 with this celibacy exercise. 834 00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:30,069 So for my Poosh article, 835 00:18:30,079 --> 00:18:32,000 I'm gonna try to show them 836 00:18:30,079 --> 00:18:32,000 how to channel 837 00:18:32,009 --> 00:18:34,119 their energy elsewhere. 838 00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:37,210 And the first exercise 839 00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:37,210 is tai chi. 840 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:41,119 This could be the release 841 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:41,119 they need. 842 00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:43,059 (laughs) 843 00:18:43,069 --> 00:18:45,230 HARRIE: 844 00:18:43,069 --> 00:18:45,230 You're gonna brush the front, 845 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,059 push your body to the left. 846 00:18:47,069 --> 00:18:49,210 What this movement look like? 847 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,289 Like, uh, John Travolta. 848 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,019 -John Travolta. 849 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,019 -Yeah, see? 850 00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:55,240 -The hand is moving. 851 00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:55,240 -That's right. 852 00:18:55,250 --> 00:19:00,059 KOURTNEY: 853 00:18:55,250 --> 00:19:00,059 I feel like part of celibacy 854 00:18:55,250 --> 00:19:00,059 is just feeling closer 855 00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:02,099 to your partner. 856 00:19:02,109 --> 00:19:06,099 It's a great opportunity 857 00:19:02,109 --> 00:19:06,099 for my mom and Corey to bond. 858 00:19:06,109 --> 00:19:07,259 -KRIS: Thank you so much. 859 00:19:06,109 --> 00:19:07,259 -Thank you so much. 860 00:19:07,269 --> 00:19:10,190 KOURTNEY: 861 00:19:07,269 --> 00:19:10,190 My mom and Corey 862 00:19:07,269 --> 00:19:10,190 seem to have tai chi down, 863 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,109 but now I'm going 864 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,109 to sit them down 865 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,099 and really try to have, 866 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,099 like, a deep talk 867 00:19:16,109 --> 00:19:19,150 where we can understand 868 00:19:16,109 --> 00:19:19,150 each other a little bit more. 869 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,250 Face each other 870 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,250 and look into each other's eyes. 871 00:19:22,259 --> 00:19:25,099 -KRIS: Look into 872 00:19:22,259 --> 00:19:25,099 each other's eyes? 873 00:19:22,259 --> 00:19:25,099 -Yeah. 874 00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:27,160 Now, keep looking at each other. 875 00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:29,180 KRIS: 876 00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:29,180 I probably never would've 877 00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:29,180 tried some of the things 878 00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:33,279 that Kourtney suggests if it 879 00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:33,279 wasn't for what we're here for, 880 00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:37,019 -but it's interesting. 881 00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:37,019 -I like it a lot, too, 882 00:19:37,029 --> 00:19:40,069 and I like the concentration you 883 00:19:37,029 --> 00:19:40,069 have to have to even do that, 884 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,170 'cause-- I really like it. 885 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:45,099 What would be your dream date? 886 00:19:45,109 --> 00:19:47,180 Italy. Pasta. 887 00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:51,140 We'll have a bottle 888 00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:51,140 of 1945 Pétrus. 889 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,279 Dateline and going 890 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,279 to bed at 7:00. 891 00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:56,089 -That's fine with me. 892 00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:56,089 -KOURTNEY: My mom and Corey 893 00:19:56,099 --> 00:19:58,009 have been doing 894 00:19:56,099 --> 00:19:58,009 a really good job 895 00:19:58,019 --> 00:20:01,210 with this celibacy exercise, 896 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:04,130 but there's still a few things 897 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:04,130 that I want to work on 898 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:07,130 before the end 899 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:07,130 of their celibacy journey. 900 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:11,029 -COREY: You released the eyes, 901 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:11,029 now we can c... 902 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:11,029 -Now we can look. 903 00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:13,049 -You can look me 904 00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:13,049 in the eyes now. 905 00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:13,049 -We can thank her. 906 00:20:13,059 --> 00:20:14,279 -COREY: Yeah. 907 00:20:13,059 --> 00:20:14,279 -(laughs) 908 00:20:14,289 --> 00:20:17,059 -I should start 909 00:20:14,289 --> 00:20:17,059 a therapy session. 910 00:20:14,289 --> 00:20:17,059 -Come on. 911 00:20:17,069 --> 00:20:18,289 Whoa. 912 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,240 Wow. 913 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,210 -Ooh. 914 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,210 -(laughs) 915 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,250 ♪ ♪ 916 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,220 -KHLOE: Hey. 917 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,220 -KOURTNEY: Hi. 918 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:31,259 KHLOE: 919 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:31,259 Hey, we're all so excited, 920 00:20:31,269 --> 00:20:33,170 but as you know, Kim has 921 00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:35,049 -her knee thing. 922 00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:35,049 -MELISSA: I know. I know. 923 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,289 -KIM: So I just went to get 924 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,289 an MRI today. 925 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,289 -Mm-hmm. 926 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,240 And he told me that I had a big 927 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,240 cyst behind there and it burst. 928 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:43,259 Ever since volleyball, 929 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:43,259 my knee has been killing me. 930 00:20:43,269 --> 00:20:46,089 So I go to the doctor 931 00:20:43,269 --> 00:20:46,089 to get an MRI, 932 00:20:46,099 --> 00:20:48,160 and they tell me that I have 933 00:20:46,099 --> 00:20:48,160 this big cyst 934 00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:52,170 on the back of my knee 935 00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:52,170 and that it has burst. 936 00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:54,190 So there's this fluid 937 00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:54,190 that's, like, leaking out 938 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,109 that's creating this pain. 939 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:58,210 DOCTOR: 940 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:58,210 You have a cyst in the back. 941 00:20:58,220 --> 00:21:00,279 Once it ruptures, 942 00:20:58,220 --> 00:21:00,279 it leaks this fluid 943 00:21:00,289 --> 00:21:04,130 and it sits around the muscles 944 00:21:00,289 --> 00:21:04,130 and it irritates them. 945 00:21:07,190 --> 00:21:11,069 KIM: 946 00:21:07,190 --> 00:21:11,069 So I hear the doctor, 947 00:21:07,190 --> 00:21:11,069 I want to listen to him, 948 00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:15,099 but I'll do what I got to do to 949 00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:15,099 hopefully be ready for the race. 950 00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:18,200 -We're gonna start over there, 951 00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:18,200 by the bench. 952 00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:18,200 -Okay. 953 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:21,250 MELISSA: 954 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:21,250 One, two, three, four. 955 00:21:21,259 --> 00:21:23,210 ♪ ♪ 956 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,009 KENDALL: 957 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,009 We can't let them win. 958 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,119 I know Kim, Kourtney and Khloe 959 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:30,039 are training 960 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:30,039 for this obstacle course, 961 00:21:30,049 --> 00:21:32,130 and they think they're 962 00:21:30,049 --> 00:21:32,130 the only ones getting it in, 963 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:35,099 but Kylie and I are 964 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:35,099 preparing ourselves, too. 965 00:21:38,279 --> 00:21:40,289 We grew up playing 966 00:21:38,279 --> 00:21:40,289 every single sport. 967 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,279 Kylie was literally on the boys 968 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,279 flag football team. 969 00:21:43,289 --> 00:21:45,150 We definitely got it in us. 970 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,109 -(laughter) 971 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,109 -MELISSA: Come on, 972 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,109 use your core. 973 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:50,119 KIM: 974 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:50,119 Kardashians train like 975 00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:51,170 we are beasts. 976 00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:54,019 I'm feeling really optimistic. 977 00:21:54,029 --> 00:21:56,119 -Kardashians get the gold. 978 00:21:54,029 --> 00:21:56,119 -Yeah. 979 00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:01,089 KENDALL: 980 00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:01,089 I mean, sure, my sisters work 981 00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:01,089 out a little bit more than me, 982 00:22:01,099 --> 00:22:03,140 but I don't need to. 983 00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:05,289 MELISSA: 984 00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:05,289 Come on, guys! 985 00:22:07,009 --> 00:22:08,049 Twenty. 986 00:22:08,059 --> 00:22:10,130 KOURTNEY: 987 00:22:08,059 --> 00:22:10,130 Is this a scavenger hunt? 988 00:22:12,109 --> 00:22:16,250 Our family dinners don't usually 989 00:22:12,109 --> 00:22:16,250 start with cryptic love notes. 990 00:22:16,259 --> 00:22:18,150 "Follow the rose petals." 991 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:21,029 What is this? 992 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:23,069 KIM: 993 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:23,069 Let's go, Khloe! 994 00:22:23,079 --> 00:22:26,079 KHLOE: The day of the Spartan 995 00:22:23,079 --> 00:22:26,079 Race is finally here. 996 00:22:26,089 --> 00:22:28,119 This is heavy-duty-type stuff. 997 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:30,119 -KRIS: Go! Oh, wow. 998 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:30,119 -COREY: Oh... 999 00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:32,170 The course is a bit more 1000 00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:32,170 than I was expecting. 1001 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,140 Oh, my God, my leg. 1002 00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:35,259 -This is brutal. 1003 00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:35,259 -(grunts) 1004 00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:42,059 ♪ ♪ 1005 00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:48,119 KOURTNEY: 1006 00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:48,119 How's Kim's knee? 1007 00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:50,069 -STEPHEN: It's a mess. 1008 00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:50,069 -KIM: It really hurts. 1009 00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:52,000 KOURTNEY: 1010 00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:52,000 My knee was bothering me 1011 00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:52,000 this morning. 1012 00:22:52,009 --> 00:22:53,079 KIM: 1013 00:22:52,009 --> 00:22:53,079 Do you want him to check it out? 1014 00:22:53,089 --> 00:22:54,269 Only Kardashians 1015 00:22:53,089 --> 00:22:54,269 can check it out. 1016 00:22:54,279 --> 00:22:56,210 -(Stephen laughs) 1017 00:22:54,279 --> 00:22:56,210 -I'm not letting any Jenners. 1018 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:59,009 -Yeah, no. 1019 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:59,009 -STEPHEN: Yeah, 1020 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:59,009 this is your edge. 1021 00:22:59,019 --> 00:23:00,160 KIM: 1022 00:22:59,019 --> 00:23:00,160 I have, like, 1023 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:04,069 a pinch, almost, like, 1024 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:04,069 going, like, down here, too. 1025 00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:07,259 KHLOE: 1026 00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:07,259 The day of the Spartan Race 1027 00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:07,259 is finally here, 1028 00:23:07,269 --> 00:23:11,009 and Team Kardashian 1029 00:23:07,269 --> 00:23:11,009 has just plummeted. 1030 00:23:11,019 --> 00:23:12,279 Kim has a bad knee, 1031 00:23:12,289 --> 00:23:15,220 and Kourtney's 1032 00:23:12,289 --> 00:23:15,220 also having some problems. 1033 00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:17,039 -Not to start complaining... 1034 00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:17,039 -Oh, God. 1035 00:23:17,049 --> 00:23:19,009 ...but I haven't slept well 1036 00:23:17,049 --> 00:23:19,009 in three nights. 1037 00:23:19,019 --> 00:23:21,029 My eye looks so tired. 1038 00:23:21,039 --> 00:23:22,150 -That's why I was 1039 00:23:21,039 --> 00:23:22,150 wearing glasses. 1040 00:23:21,039 --> 00:23:22,150 -One eye? 1041 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,109 Yeah. Oh, God. 1042 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:25,279 -One eye's exhausted. 1043 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:25,279 -And then... 1044 00:23:25,289 --> 00:23:28,019 It's not going 1045 00:23:25,289 --> 00:23:28,019 according to plan. 1046 00:23:28,029 --> 00:23:29,230 I also have my period. 1047 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,150 I feel like that slows me down. 1048 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,230 Whatever your issues are, don't 1049 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,230 act like we're all hurt and old. 1050 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,069 -KENDALL: Hello? 1051 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,069 -Get out of here. 1052 00:23:36,079 --> 00:23:38,160 KHLOE: 1053 00:23:36,079 --> 00:23:38,160 We cannot let the Jenners know 1054 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:41,170 we have complications 1055 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:41,170 over in this room. 1056 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:42,279 Let me in. 1057 00:23:42,289 --> 00:23:44,170 -They're... 1058 00:23:42,289 --> 00:23:44,170 -You guys are cheating. 1059 00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:46,250 KHLOE: 1060 00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:46,250 I'm not gonna let 1061 00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:46,250 these young little babies 1062 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:49,279 think that they actually have 1063 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:49,279 the leg up on the competition. 1064 00:23:49,289 --> 00:23:51,119 Oh, my God. 1065 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:55,119 We're still gonna 1066 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:55,119 kick their asses, I pray. 1067 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:58,289 -Hey. 1068 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:58,289 -STEPHEN: How you feeling today? 1069 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,140 -I'm okay. 1070 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,140 -KIM: Don't ask her. 1071 00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:02,079 -(laughter) 1072 00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:02,079 -(FaceTime ringing) 1073 00:24:02,089 --> 00:24:03,279 KHLOE: 1074 00:24:02,089 --> 00:24:03,279 Hi, where are you? 1075 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,069 And it's all in my head, 1076 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,069 like, when I look down... 1077 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:10,029 KHLOE: 1078 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:10,029 That's so weird. 1079 00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:11,180 KIM: 1080 00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:11,180 Kylie has 1081 00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:13,079 a "sinus infection," so... 1082 00:24:13,089 --> 00:24:15,180 -Don't even know what that is. 1083 00:24:13,089 --> 00:24:15,180 -A sinus infection? 1084 00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:18,140 -Like, it is something 1085 00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:18,140 that debilitates... 1086 00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:18,140 -Like, a stuffy nose. 1087 00:24:18,150 --> 00:24:20,230 -So... 1088 00:24:18,150 --> 00:24:20,230 -And that makes you 1089 00:24:18,150 --> 00:24:20,230 not work out? 1090 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,180 Apparently. 1091 00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:25,029 -I mean, it's really convenient 1092 00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:25,029 that this happened... 1093 00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:25,029 -Yeah. 1094 00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:26,170 ...before the obstacle. 1095 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:29,119 I mean, I'm literally hobbling 1096 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:29,119 and can't walk 1097 00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:32,089 and I'm here and I'm just gonna, 1098 00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:32,089 like, fight through it. 1099 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,089 KENDALL: 1100 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,089 It's just me. 1101 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,130 I am gonna have 1102 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,130 to hold the name up. 1103 00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:41,079 It is extra pressure 1104 00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:41,079 now that Kylie's not here. 1105 00:24:41,089 --> 00:24:45,000 But if I win, then it just 1106 00:24:41,089 --> 00:24:45,000 proves my point further, 1107 00:24:45,009 --> 00:24:47,039 because I just beat 1108 00:24:45,009 --> 00:24:47,039 three Kardashians. 1109 00:24:47,049 --> 00:24:50,190 So I cannot wait 1110 00:24:47,049 --> 00:24:50,190 to just show everyone up. 1111 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,099 All right, shall we do this? 1112 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,059 -KOURTNEY: Hi. 1113 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,059 -SAM: Hi. 1114 00:24:58,069 --> 00:24:59,079 -I'm Sam. 1115 00:24:58,069 --> 00:24:59,079 -KHLOE: Nice to meet you. 1116 00:24:59,089 --> 00:25:01,029 -You're a Spartan? 1117 00:24:59,089 --> 00:25:01,029 -Yeah. 1118 00:25:01,039 --> 00:25:02,269 Have you ever done 1119 00:25:01,039 --> 00:25:02,269 anything like this before? 1120 00:25:02,279 --> 00:25:04,140 -KENDALL: No. 1121 00:25:02,279 --> 00:25:04,140 -KHLOE: No. 1122 00:25:02,279 --> 00:25:04,140 -Before we get started, 1123 00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:06,079 we're gonna go over 1124 00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:06,079 each obstacle. 1125 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:09,200 You guys are gonna start 1126 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:09,200 halfway down the stairs. 1127 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:11,200 This is your first obstacle, 1128 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:11,200 the Low Crawl. 1129 00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:14,049 You guys are gonna get through 1130 00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:14,049 this any way you want to. 1131 00:25:14,059 --> 00:25:16,140 And then you're actually gonna 1132 00:25:14,059 --> 00:25:16,140 go under the Dunk Wall. 1133 00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:20,049 And then you're gonna stay 1134 00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:20,049 until you nail the Spear Throw. 1135 00:25:20,059 --> 00:25:21,200 We got the four-foot walls. 1136 00:25:21,210 --> 00:25:24,269 And then the two trickiest ones, 1137 00:25:21,210 --> 00:25:24,269 the Inverted Wall 1138 00:25:24,279 --> 00:25:27,049 and the Slip Wall. 1139 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:29,150 KHLOE: 1140 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:29,150 So there are seven 1141 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:29,150 different obstacles. 1142 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,109 If there's an obstacle 1143 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,109 that we don't want to try, 1144 00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,089 we have the right to skip it, 1145 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:35,140 but 15 seconds would be added 1146 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:35,140 to our time. 1147 00:25:35,150 --> 00:25:37,089 God, I need a prayer. 1148 00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:39,200 -SAM: Welcome to the party. 1149 00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:39,200 -(laughs) Oh, (bleep). 1150 00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:42,000 -SAM: Should be fun. 1151 00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:42,000 -SCOTT: Who do you think's 1152 00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:42,000 gonna win? 1153 00:25:42,009 --> 00:25:44,039 I would say Kourtney's got 1154 00:25:44,049 --> 00:25:45,150 a lot to prove. 1155 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,289 -Right. 1156 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,289 -And she works out every day. 1157 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,150 HARRY: 1158 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,150 She worked out this morning. 1159 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,119 -So I was like, "Great." 1160 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,119 -SCOTT: Right. That's stupid. 1161 00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:52,000 -You never work out 1162 00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:52,000 prior to the games. 1163 00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:52,000 -Pre-workout. 1164 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,210 That would be like 1165 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,210 if you were going to war, 1166 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,200 -you have a pre-battle 1167 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,200 with your boys. 1168 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,200 -Pre-workout-- yeah. 1169 00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:57,170 SCOTT: 1170 00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:57,170 But then there's Khlo, 1171 00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:57,170 who's a beast, 1172 00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:00,019 who also had a show 1173 00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:00,019 called Revenge Body. 1174 00:26:00,029 --> 00:26:03,119 -She's ready. Yeah. 1175 00:26:00,029 --> 00:26:03,119 -So she's really ready, 1176 00:26:00,029 --> 00:26:03,119 but then there's also Ken. 1177 00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:06,049 She's tall, she's limber, 1178 00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:06,049 she's thin. 1179 00:26:06,059 --> 00:26:07,150 -Yeah, yeah. 1180 00:26:06,059 --> 00:26:07,150 -She's weightless, almost. 1181 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,200 -She's a featherweight. 1182 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,200 -She floats. 1183 00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:10,009 HARRY: 1184 00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:10,009 Yeah, she floats. 1185 00:26:10,019 --> 00:26:11,099 SCOTT: 1186 00:26:10,019 --> 00:26:11,099 But Kim might 1187 00:26:11,109 --> 00:26:14,009 -surprise us all. 1188 00:26:11,109 --> 00:26:14,009 -KIM: This hurts my knee. 1189 00:26:14,019 --> 00:26:15,180 -STEPHEN: Right now? 1190 00:26:14,019 --> 00:26:15,180 -Just, yeah. 1191 00:26:17,069 --> 00:26:18,220 -STEPHEN: Just start 1192 00:26:17,069 --> 00:26:18,220 running in place. 1193 00:26:17,069 --> 00:26:18,220 -Ooh. 1194 00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:20,130 -Does that hurt? Okay. 1195 00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:20,130 -That hurts, like, really bad. 1196 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:22,269 -Like, a sharp pain. 1197 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:22,269 -My rule-rule of thumb... 1198 00:26:22,279 --> 00:26:24,220 -Like, really. 1199 00:26:22,279 --> 00:26:24,220 -...would be if it hurts, 1200 00:26:22,279 --> 00:26:24,220 don't do it. 1201 00:26:24,230 --> 00:26:28,009 KIM: Going up the stairs and the 1202 00:26:24,230 --> 00:26:28,009 Inverted Wall is what'll get me. 1203 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:29,269 I am so pissed right now. 1204 00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:31,089 STEPHEN: 1205 00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:31,089 I wouldn't do it. 1206 00:26:31,099 --> 00:26:32,190 Okay. 1207 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,150 I want to do this. 1208 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,150 I prepped for this. 1209 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,119 But a lifetime of a knee tear 1210 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,119 or a knee problem 1211 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:42,059 versus a family trophy 1212 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:42,059 is not worth it. 1213 00:26:42,069 --> 00:26:44,220 KRIS: 1214 00:26:42,069 --> 00:26:44,220 Okay, two out of five are down. 1215 00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:46,119 It's now just the three of us. 1216 00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:49,180 It's going to be Kendall versus 1217 00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:49,180 her two 40-year-old 1218 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:50,230 Kardashian sisters. 1219 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:54,109 Whoever gets through the race 1220 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:54,109 in the fastest time wins. 1221 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,190 KIM: 1222 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,190 Let's go, Khloe! 1223 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,279 All right, Khloe, 1224 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,279 I'm gonna count you down. 1225 00:26:58,289 --> 00:27:01,200 So these obstacles are 1226 00:26:58,289 --> 00:27:01,200 a lot more legit 1227 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:03,180 than I sort of anticipated 1228 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:03,180 them being. 1229 00:27:03,190 --> 00:27:08,039 I am intimidated, but I feel 1230 00:27:03,190 --> 00:27:08,039 like I still got this. 1231 00:27:08,049 --> 00:27:09,099 I'm gonna kick ass. 1232 00:27:09,109 --> 00:27:12,230 On your mark, get set, go! 1233 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,259 ♪ ♪ 1234 00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:17,200 So I'm not able to do this, 1235 00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:17,200 but I'm gonna be 1236 00:27:17,210 --> 00:27:20,049 the best cheerleader ever. 1237 00:27:20,059 --> 00:27:23,039 We might be old 1238 00:27:20,059 --> 00:27:23,039 but we're going for the gold! 1239 00:27:23,049 --> 00:27:25,089 -You got this. 1240 00:27:23,049 --> 00:27:25,089 -Come on, Khlo! 1241 00:27:25,099 --> 00:27:27,289 -You got this. 1242 00:27:25,099 --> 00:27:27,289 -Go, Khloe! 1243 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,140 -Let's go, Khloe. 1244 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,140 -That's it, girl. 1245 00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:31,160 -Let's go, baby. 1246 00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:31,160 -Let's go. 1247 00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:34,140 Yes, Khloe, yes. 1248 00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:36,039 -(whooping) 1249 00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:36,039 -Yeah, Khloe! 1250 00:27:36,049 --> 00:27:38,000 Let's go, Khloe, come on! 1251 00:27:38,009 --> 00:27:39,039 Be careful. 1252 00:27:39,049 --> 00:27:40,240 KRIS: 1253 00:27:39,049 --> 00:27:40,240 Okay, you're feeling it. 1254 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,069 -Take a breath. 1255 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,069 -You're good, though, 1256 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,069 you're good. 1257 00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:44,089 Okay, focus on this. 1258 00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:44,089 Let's focus. 1259 00:27:44,099 --> 00:27:47,059 -You got this. 1260 00:27:44,099 --> 00:27:47,059 -Oh, try it again! 1261 00:27:47,069 --> 00:27:49,230 -KIM: You got this! 1262 00:27:47,069 --> 00:27:49,230 -KRIS: You got this, Khloe. 1263 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,069 (all cheering) 1264 00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:54,099 Come on, Khloe. 1265 00:27:54,109 --> 00:27:55,250 -Yeah! 1266 00:27:54,109 --> 00:27:55,250 -Yes. 1267 00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:58,049 KHLOE: 1268 00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:58,049 I'm (bleep) exhausted. 1269 00:27:58,059 --> 00:28:02,099 This is, like, 1270 00:27:58,059 --> 00:28:02,099 heavy-duty-type stuff. 1271 00:28:02,109 --> 00:28:04,250 And I have long nails 1272 00:28:02,109 --> 00:28:04,250 that I'm not willing to break. 1273 00:28:04,259 --> 00:28:07,200 I'm not doing that one 1274 00:28:04,259 --> 00:28:07,200 because of my nails. 1275 00:28:07,210 --> 00:28:11,059 We get it. Good job. 1276 00:28:07,210 --> 00:28:11,059 Keep going. 1277 00:28:11,069 --> 00:28:13,099 -Come on, Khlo. 1278 00:28:11,069 --> 00:28:13,099 -KRIS: Let's go, Khloe. 1279 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,049 Oh, my gosh, go! Go! 1280 00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:19,190 -Your last event. 1281 00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:19,190 -You're almost at the 1282 00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:19,190 finish line. Yeah! 1283 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,069 Come on, Khloe. Whoo! 1284 00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:23,230 -That was so good. 1285 00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:23,230 -Great job, Khloe. 1286 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,180 -What did she get? 1287 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,180 -Fifteen-second penalty, 1288 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,180 so 2:48. 1289 00:28:27,190 --> 00:28:29,200 KHLOE: I felt like I was 1290 00:28:27,190 --> 00:28:29,200 really good on time. 1291 00:28:29,210 --> 00:28:31,089 I just could not do the wall. 1292 00:28:29,210 --> 00:28:31,089 I felt like 1293 00:28:31,099 --> 00:28:33,019 that was gonna slow me down. 1294 00:28:33,029 --> 00:28:35,019 I don't know if that was 1295 00:28:33,029 --> 00:28:35,019 the right move, the wrong move. 1296 00:28:35,029 --> 00:28:36,170 But I think I did well. 1297 00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:38,119 I honestly don't know if my 1298 00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:38,119 sisters can do all that. 1299 00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:40,160 That (bleep) is hard. 1300 00:28:40,170 --> 00:28:43,200 All right, Jenner, 1301 00:28:40,170 --> 00:28:43,200 show us how it's done. 1302 00:28:43,210 --> 00:28:47,259 2:48 sounds easy to beat. 1303 00:28:43,210 --> 00:28:47,259 I'm not concerned. 1304 00:28:47,269 --> 00:28:51,009 On your mark, get set, go! 1305 00:28:51,019 --> 00:28:52,220 KIM: 1306 00:28:51,019 --> 00:28:52,220 Let's go, Kendall! 1307 00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,220 KRIS: 1308 00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,220 Oh... 1309 00:28:55,230 --> 00:28:59,059 -I hear some interesting noises. 1310 00:28:55,230 --> 00:28:59,059 -(Kris moaning) 1311 00:28:59,069 --> 00:29:00,250 COREY: 1312 00:28:59,069 --> 00:29:00,250 How that feel? That's good? 1313 00:29:00,259 --> 00:29:02,009 It's Corey and my mom. 1314 00:29:02,019 --> 00:29:04,009 Are they breaking their 1315 00:29:02,019 --> 00:29:04,009 celibacy? 1316 00:29:04,019 --> 00:29:05,160 Mom! 1317 00:29:05,170 --> 00:29:08,269 I think it's pretty obvious 1318 00:29:05,170 --> 00:29:08,269 they tried to set us up. 1319 00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:12,109 To have a moment to just be 1320 00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:12,109 together, and to see 1321 00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:14,170 if we even like being together 1322 00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:14,170 without the kids, 1323 00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:16,069 you know, it was a cool thing. 1324 00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:18,029 This is nice. 1325 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,039 -KRIS: That's my girl. 1326 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,039 -Go, Kendall! 1327 00:29:26,049 --> 00:29:27,190 -Yeah, Kendall. 1328 00:29:26,049 --> 00:29:27,190 -Let's go, Kendall! 1329 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,039 KHLOE: 1330 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,039 Oh, you are a real crawler. 1331 00:29:30,049 --> 00:29:33,150 -Go, Kendall. 1332 00:29:30,049 --> 00:29:33,150 -Jump. Oh, wow. 1333 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,230 -Like a SEAL. 1334 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,230 -Yeah! 1335 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,200 KENDALL: 1336 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,200 The course is really intense. 1337 00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:39,150 I think it was a bit more 1338 00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:39,150 than I was expecting. 1339 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,289 -(bleep) 1340 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,289 -You need water. 1341 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,150 KENDALL: I'm out of the pool 1342 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,150 and I cannot breathe. 1343 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,250 This is brutal. 1344 00:29:45,259 --> 00:29:48,150 It's okay, Kendall, 1345 00:29:45,259 --> 00:29:48,150 you got this, babe. 1346 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,150 -Kendall, you got it. 1347 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,150 -(all cheer) 1348 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,259 That's my girl. 1349 00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:55,150 -Go, Kendall, go! 1350 00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:55,150 -Yes, Kendall! 1351 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,250 Oh, my God, my leg. 1352 00:29:56,259 --> 00:29:58,150 KRIS: 1353 00:29:56,259 --> 00:29:58,150 You got it, Kendall. 1354 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,009 Let's go. You got it. 1355 00:30:00,019 --> 00:30:04,089 -Come on, Kenny. 1356 00:30:00,019 --> 00:30:04,089 You got this, Kenny. 1357 00:30:00,019 --> 00:30:04,089 -You got it! 1358 00:30:04,099 --> 00:30:05,230 Be careful of the splinters. 1359 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,240 -Oh, my God! 1360 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,240 -Oh, my God! 1361 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,069 KHLOE: 1362 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,069 I know your ass has splinters. 1363 00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:12,029 KHLOE: 1364 00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:12,029 Kendall is impressive. 1365 00:30:12,039 --> 00:30:17,009 Her limbs are just so long, 1366 00:30:12,039 --> 00:30:17,009 so she just covers more space. 1367 00:30:17,019 --> 00:30:19,049 Kendall has that advantage, 1368 00:30:17,019 --> 00:30:19,049 (bleep) bitch. 1369 00:30:19,059 --> 00:30:21,220 I just hope she can't 1370 00:30:19,059 --> 00:30:21,220 beat my time. 1371 00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:24,099 KRIS: 1372 00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:24,099 Your last event, Kendall. 1373 00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:24,099 Your last event. 1374 00:30:24,109 --> 00:30:25,259 Go, Kendall! 1375 00:30:25,269 --> 00:30:28,279 KRIS: 1376 00:30:25,269 --> 00:30:28,279 All right, that's my girl. 1377 00:30:28,289 --> 00:30:32,000 -Kenny! 1378 00:30:28,289 --> 00:30:32,000 -(all cheering) 1379 00:30:32,009 --> 00:30:33,079 Yes! 1380 00:30:33,089 --> 00:30:34,230 (air horn blares) 1381 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:38,170 KRIS: 1382 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:38,170 Two minutes, 35 seconds, 1383 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:38,170 everybody. 1384 00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:40,069 My lungs are burning. 1385 00:30:40,079 --> 00:30:42,099 That was crazy. 1386 00:30:40,079 --> 00:30:42,099 That was, honestly, 1387 00:30:42,109 --> 00:30:45,170 the most energy I think I've 1388 00:30:42,109 --> 00:30:45,170 ever exerted in my entire life. 1389 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:47,039 But I feel good. 1390 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:47,039 I completed it, 1391 00:30:47,049 --> 00:30:48,119 and I beat Khloe. 1392 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:51,220 I definitely thought Khloe was 1393 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:51,220 gonna be my biggest competition. 1394 00:30:51,230 --> 00:30:54,150 KIM: 1395 00:30:51,230 --> 00:30:54,150 Kourtney, we're depending 1396 00:30:51,230 --> 00:30:54,150 on you. 1397 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:58,009 KOURTNEY: 1398 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:58,009 Kendall beating Khloe 1399 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:58,009 is pretty scary. 1400 00:30:58,019 --> 00:30:59,210 I'm feeling a lot of pressure. 1401 00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:01,009 Like, I don't know 1402 00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:01,009 how fast I am. 1403 00:31:01,019 --> 00:31:03,009 I-I feel like I'm fast, 1404 00:31:03,019 --> 00:31:05,240 so I still think we've got this. 1405 00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:08,240 Get set, go! 1406 00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:11,089 KHLOE: 1407 00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:11,089 You got this. Come on, Kourt! 1408 00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:14,160 KIM: 1409 00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:14,160 Yeah, Kourt, I know 1410 00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:14,160 you can do this. 1411 00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:16,279 KRIS: 1412 00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:16,279 Slow it down, Kourtney. 1413 00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:16,279 Pace yourself. 1414 00:31:16,289 --> 00:31:18,180 KIM: 1415 00:31:16,289 --> 00:31:18,180 Don't slow it down. 1416 00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:20,180 This is only two minutes 1417 00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:20,180 of your life! 1418 00:31:20,190 --> 00:31:23,039 -(all shouting) 1419 00:31:20,190 --> 00:31:23,039 -Yes! Yes! 1420 00:31:24,269 --> 00:31:28,019 Oh, my God. 1421 00:31:24,269 --> 00:31:28,019 Two minutes of your life! 1422 00:31:28,029 --> 00:31:29,210 -Go, Kourtney. 1423 00:31:28,029 --> 00:31:29,210 -Let's go, Kourt! 1424 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,029 Let's go, let's go, 1425 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,029 let's go. 1426 00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:34,180 -You need some water. 1427 00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:34,180 -No, I'm fine. 1428 00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:36,180 -(laughs) 1429 00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:36,180 -Come on, Kourtney! 1430 00:31:36,190 --> 00:31:38,079 -Don't slow down. 1431 00:31:36,190 --> 00:31:38,079 -Come on, Kourt. 1432 00:31:38,089 --> 00:31:41,259 -Yes! Oh! 1433 00:31:38,089 --> 00:31:41,259 -Let's go, Kourt! 1434 00:31:38,089 --> 00:31:41,259 -(others cheering) 1435 00:31:41,269 --> 00:31:44,289 -Come on. 1436 00:31:41,269 --> 00:31:44,289 -You got it, Kourtney. 1437 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,119 You got it, Kourtney. 1438 00:31:46,130 --> 00:31:49,210 You're at half the time 1439 00:31:46,130 --> 00:31:49,210 Kendall is. Let's go! 1440 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:51,190 -Go! 1441 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:51,190 -Oh, my God. 1442 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,119 You're almost there. 1443 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,019 -I'm here to catch you. Go. 1444 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,019 -(bleep), I don't even... 1445 00:31:57,029 --> 00:32:01,269 This obstacle course is 1446 00:31:57,029 --> 00:32:01,269 definitely made for tall people. 1447 00:32:01,279 --> 00:32:04,269 -I'm five-one and proud. 1448 00:32:01,279 --> 00:32:04,269 -(bleep) 1449 00:32:04,279 --> 00:32:06,089 But I'm at a disadvantage here. 1450 00:32:06,099 --> 00:32:09,200 Don't get a splinter. 1451 00:32:06,099 --> 00:32:09,200 You go! Go, Kourtney! 1452 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:12,109 -You got it, Kourtney! 1453 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:12,109 -(bleep) 1454 00:32:12,119 --> 00:32:15,000 You have 30 seconds 1455 00:32:12,119 --> 00:32:15,000 to get this title for life. 1456 00:32:15,009 --> 00:32:17,049 You're gonna beat Kendall. 1457 00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:19,130 Kourtney is feeling it. 1458 00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:19,130 I'm so happy, I'm so surprised. 1459 00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:21,099 I did not expect this 1460 00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:21,099 out of Kourt. 1461 00:32:21,109 --> 00:32:22,269 You got this, Kourtney. 1462 00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:24,180 You got this, Kourtney, 1463 00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:24,180 it's almost there! 1464 00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:25,250 -You got it! 1465 00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:25,250 -(others shouting) 1466 00:32:25,259 --> 00:32:27,250 Ah, she has a really good time! 1467 00:32:27,259 --> 00:32:29,140 Go! This is it! 1468 00:32:27,259 --> 00:32:29,140 Let's go! 1469 00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:31,039 (all shouting) 1470 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,190 -Go, Kourtney! 1471 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,190 -(laughs) 1472 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,240 -Whoa! 1473 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,240 -(air horn blares) 1474 00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:37,000 -Yeah. 1475 00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:37,000 -(whooping) 1476 00:32:37,009 --> 00:32:38,140 What was the time? 1477 00:32:38,150 --> 00:32:41,250 (bleep), I was close. 1478 00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:44,000 I was four seconds 1479 00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:44,000 slower than Kendall, 1480 00:32:44,009 --> 00:32:46,140 but that was not a fair course. 1481 00:32:46,150 --> 00:32:49,099 -I didn't beat her. 1482 00:32:46,150 --> 00:32:49,099 -Kourt, that was so good. 1483 00:32:49,109 --> 00:32:50,250 COREY: 1484 00:32:49,109 --> 00:32:50,250 That was strong, Kourt. 1485 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:52,140 -Yes, Kendall! 1486 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:52,140 -(all cheering) 1487 00:32:52,150 --> 00:32:54,289 Yeah! 1488 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,099 Obviously I knew 1489 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,099 I was gonna win. 1490 00:32:56,109 --> 00:32:59,000 I'm excited. 1491 00:32:56,109 --> 00:32:59,000 I mean, that's so fun. 1492 00:32:59,009 --> 00:33:01,029 I just beat my Kardashian 1493 00:32:59,009 --> 00:33:01,029 sisters. 1494 00:33:01,039 --> 00:33:03,259 We proved a point here today. 1495 00:33:03,269 --> 00:33:06,119 KHLOE: 1496 00:33:03,269 --> 00:33:06,119 Good job, Kenny! 1497 00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:09,059 Kendall deserves it. 1498 00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:09,059 She did the best. 1499 00:33:09,069 --> 00:33:11,109 -We're not haters. 1500 00:33:09,069 --> 00:33:11,109 -We're not haters. 1501 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:14,009 And I would have won 1502 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:14,009 had my knee been fine, 1503 00:33:14,019 --> 00:33:17,039 so we already know that. 1504 00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:20,259 Everyone's a winner 1505 00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:20,259 that even tried. 1506 00:33:20,269 --> 00:33:22,180 KHLOE: 1507 00:33:20,269 --> 00:33:22,180 Exactly, Kim. 1508 00:33:22,190 --> 00:33:24,049 -Everybody get on there. 1509 00:33:22,190 --> 00:33:24,049 Everybody get on there. 1510 00:33:22,190 --> 00:33:24,049 -That's my girl. 1511 00:33:24,059 --> 00:33:25,279 I showed up. 1512 00:33:24,059 --> 00:33:25,279 I'm a winner, too. 1513 00:33:25,289 --> 00:33:27,069 You showed up. 1514 00:33:25,289 --> 00:33:27,069 Get up there. 1515 00:33:27,079 --> 00:33:30,140 -This is beautiful. 1516 00:33:27,079 --> 00:33:30,140 -(Kris laughs) 1517 00:33:30,150 --> 00:33:32,269 ♪ ♪ 1518 00:33:35,170 --> 00:33:37,160 (Kris moans) 1519 00:33:37,170 --> 00:33:40,160 (moaning continues) 1520 00:33:40,170 --> 00:33:43,160 I'm trying to read my book, 1521 00:33:40,170 --> 00:33:43,160 and I hear some... 1522 00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:45,069 (Kris moans loudly) 1523 00:33:45,079 --> 00:33:46,220 ...really interesting noises. 1524 00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:48,109 -(Kris moans) 1525 00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:48,109 -(Kourtney gasps) 1526 00:33:48,119 --> 00:33:50,160 COREY: 1527 00:33:48,119 --> 00:33:50,160 How that feel? That's good? 1528 00:33:48,119 --> 00:33:50,160 Am I in there? 1529 00:33:50,170 --> 00:33:53,009 I can hear that it's Corey 1530 00:33:50,170 --> 00:33:53,009 and my mom... 1531 00:33:53,019 --> 00:33:54,190 COREY: 1532 00:33:53,019 --> 00:33:54,190 Am I hitting the right side? 1533 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,039 KOURTNEY: 1534 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,039 ...which I definitely 1535 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,039 don't want to hear. 1536 00:33:57,049 --> 00:34:00,289 But I'm also, like, are they 1537 00:33:57,049 --> 00:34:00,289 breaking their celibacy? 1538 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,240 -How that feel? 1539 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,240 -KRIS: So good. 1540 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:05,170 Mom! What are you guys doing? 1541 00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:07,009 -KRIS: What? (laughs) 1542 00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:07,009 -What are you doing here? 1543 00:34:07,019 --> 00:34:09,019 KOURTNEY: 1544 00:34:07,019 --> 00:34:09,019 I was hearing your noises. 1545 00:34:09,030 --> 00:34:10,230 Noises? No, my neck hurts. 1546 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,059 -Was she that loud? 1547 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,059 -Yes. 1548 00:34:13,070 --> 00:34:15,070 -I thought you were having sex. 1549 00:34:13,070 --> 00:34:15,070 -What?! 1550 00:34:15,079 --> 00:34:18,139 No. Honestly, we've been 1551 00:34:15,079 --> 00:34:18,139 doing so well. 1552 00:34:18,150 --> 00:34:21,230 -Good. 1553 00:34:18,150 --> 00:34:21,230 -It's really getting boring. 1554 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:25,090 KOURTNEY: 1555 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:25,090 The two weeks will be over 1556 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:25,090 officially tomorrow, 1557 00:34:25,099 --> 00:34:28,070 so I'm definitely proud 1558 00:34:25,099 --> 00:34:28,070 of Corey and my mom 1559 00:34:28,079 --> 00:34:32,219 for sticking to their celibacy, 1560 00:34:32,230 --> 00:34:34,119 if they really did. 1561 00:34:34,130 --> 00:34:38,239 I'm so happy that they helped me 1562 00:34:34,130 --> 00:34:38,239 with my Poosh research, 1563 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:42,090 and hopefully they'll be 1564 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:42,090 better for it. 1565 00:34:42,099 --> 00:34:44,039 I'm not gonna even lie 1566 00:34:42,099 --> 00:34:44,039 to you, Kourtney. 1567 00:34:44,050 --> 00:34:46,179 It was tough, but I've been 1568 00:34:44,050 --> 00:34:46,179 having a good time 1569 00:34:46,190 --> 00:34:48,289 doing all the things that 1570 00:34:46,190 --> 00:34:48,289 we wouldn't normally 1571 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,039 -put energy into doing. 1572 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,039 -Good. 1573 00:34:51,050 --> 00:34:54,050 It didn't move mountains 1574 00:34:51,050 --> 00:34:54,050 with us, 1575 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:57,039 because we're really good 1576 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:57,039 in a lot of the personal areas. 1577 00:34:57,050 --> 00:34:59,250 But it was fun to support 1578 00:34:57,050 --> 00:34:59,250 the exercise. 1579 00:34:59,260 --> 00:35:02,139 Yeah, and we'll try 1580 00:34:59,260 --> 00:35:02,139 anything once. 1581 00:35:02,150 --> 00:35:04,150 And I think we did good. 1582 00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:06,260 I want to do everything 1583 00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:06,260 we've been doing. 1584 00:35:06,269 --> 00:35:10,030 -But I've been, like, waiting 1585 00:35:06,269 --> 00:35:10,030 a long time to touch her. 1586 00:35:06,269 --> 00:35:10,030 -(Kris laughs) 1587 00:35:10,039 --> 00:35:12,090 I want to have all of it 1588 00:35:10,039 --> 00:35:12,090 put together 1589 00:35:12,099 --> 00:35:14,289 -and not do this exercise again. 1590 00:35:12,099 --> 00:35:14,289 -(Kris laughs) 1591 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,079 KRIS: 1592 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,079 That's for sure. 1593 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:20,269 ♪ ♪ 1594 00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:25,110 -KHLOE: Hey. 1595 00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:25,110 -KIM: What are you doing? 1596 00:35:25,119 --> 00:35:28,010 So, you know Kourtney's fantasy 1597 00:35:28,019 --> 00:35:29,170 -is to go to Switzerland. 1598 00:35:28,019 --> 00:35:29,170 -Yeah. 1599 00:35:29,179 --> 00:35:31,289 Who better to fulfill 1600 00:35:29,179 --> 00:35:31,289 her fantasy 1601 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,119 -than the Lord? 1602 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,119 -Than Scott? Yeah. 1603 00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:35,179 So I think we could bring 1604 00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:35,179 Switzerland here. 1605 00:35:35,190 --> 00:35:37,019 Is that a Swiss flag? 1606 00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:38,159 -Yeah. 1607 00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:38,159 -That looks like the Red Cross. 1608 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:40,130 This is a white cross. 1609 00:35:40,139 --> 00:35:42,199 It's the exact opposite, but 1610 00:35:40,139 --> 00:35:42,199 still I went to the Red Cross. 1611 00:35:42,210 --> 00:35:46,190 Anyways, we're gonna make it 1612 00:35:42,210 --> 00:35:46,190 as Swiss as we can. 1613 00:35:46,199 --> 00:35:48,190 Kourtney and Scott 1614 00:35:46,199 --> 00:35:48,190 are both getting here tonight, 1615 00:35:48,199 --> 00:35:51,099 thinking they're meeting 1616 00:35:48,199 --> 00:35:51,099 Kim and I for a family dinner, 1617 00:35:51,110 --> 00:35:54,199 but we want to set up 1618 00:35:51,110 --> 00:35:54,199 a Swiss-themed romantic dinner 1619 00:35:54,210 --> 00:35:58,010 because we know that's something 1620 00:35:54,210 --> 00:35:58,010 Kourtney claims to love. 1621 00:35:58,019 --> 00:36:00,119 KIM: 1622 00:35:58,019 --> 00:36:00,119 I brought candles 1623 00:35:58,019 --> 00:36:00,119 and rose petals. 1624 00:36:00,130 --> 00:36:01,110 Is that Swiss? 1625 00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:03,059 KHLOE: 1626 00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:03,059 Once the sun is setting, 1627 00:36:03,070 --> 00:36:04,199 everything is gonna 1628 00:36:03,070 --> 00:36:04,199 look more romantic 1629 00:36:04,210 --> 00:36:08,099 and enticing and she will be 1630 00:36:04,210 --> 00:36:08,099 overwhelmed with love. 1631 00:36:08,110 --> 00:36:11,019 I have a speaker 1632 00:36:08,110 --> 00:36:11,019 to play Swiss music. 1633 00:36:11,030 --> 00:36:13,000 -KIM: What is Swiss music? 1634 00:36:11,030 --> 00:36:13,000 -Yodeling. 1635 00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:15,289 (Swiss music playing) 1636 00:36:16,269 --> 00:36:18,199 Is this sexy music? 1637 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,150 -I don't think so. 1638 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,150 -I don't think so. 1639 00:36:20,159 --> 00:36:23,090 But she wants to move 1640 00:36:20,159 --> 00:36:23,090 to Switzerland, so... 1641 00:36:23,099 --> 00:36:25,059 (laughs) 1642 00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:28,000 I don't think I knew what 1643 00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:28,000 Swiss music would sound like. 1644 00:36:28,010 --> 00:36:30,150 This is lovely music. 1645 00:36:30,159 --> 00:36:32,170 Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! 1646 00:36:34,119 --> 00:36:36,050 ♪ ♪ 1647 00:36:40,119 --> 00:36:43,239 -SCOTT: You look so nice. 1648 00:36:40,119 --> 00:36:43,239 -KOURTNEY: Oh, thanks. 1649 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,139 KOURTNEY: 1650 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,139 Is this a scavenger hunt? 1651 00:36:48,090 --> 00:36:51,079 That's-- you would know better 1652 00:36:48,090 --> 00:36:51,079 than I do. I don't know. 1653 00:36:51,090 --> 00:36:52,219 -Kim? 1654 00:36:51,090 --> 00:36:52,219 -KOURTNEY: Mom? 1655 00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:54,219 KOURTNEY: 1656 00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:54,219 Kim and Khloe said 1657 00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:54,219 that we're having 1658 00:36:54,230 --> 00:36:58,070 a family dinner tonight in 1659 00:36:54,230 --> 00:36:58,070 Malibu, but our family dinners 1660 00:36:58,079 --> 00:37:02,030 don't usually start with 1661 00:36:58,079 --> 00:37:02,030 cryptic love notes and clues. 1662 00:37:02,039 --> 00:37:04,130 -Where are they? 1663 00:37:02,039 --> 00:37:04,130 -SCOTT: There's nobody here. 1664 00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:05,280 I'm not really sure 1665 00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:05,280 what's going on, 1666 00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:08,079 but they're definitely 1667 00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:08,079 up to something. 1668 00:37:08,090 --> 00:37:11,150 What is this? 1669 00:37:08,090 --> 00:37:11,150 "Follow the rose petals." 1670 00:37:11,159 --> 00:37:13,269 -What is this? 1671 00:37:11,159 --> 00:37:13,269 -I feel like we're on, like, 1672 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,079 The Bachelor. 1673 00:37:15,090 --> 00:37:17,110 Oh, there's Swiss flags. 1674 00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,210 (laughs): 1675 00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,210 Are there? Swiss? 1676 00:37:19,219 --> 00:37:23,000 Yeah. Is there 1677 00:37:19,219 --> 00:37:23,000 Swiss yodeling going on? 1678 00:37:23,010 --> 00:37:24,179 -(Swiss music playing) 1679 00:37:23,010 --> 00:37:24,179 -This is supposed 1680 00:37:23,010 --> 00:37:24,179 to be Switzerland? 1681 00:37:24,190 --> 00:37:27,059 Evidently. Switzerland 1682 00:37:24,190 --> 00:37:27,059 has never looked so good. 1683 00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,010 A table for two? 1684 00:37:29,019 --> 00:37:31,179 -So it's just me and you? 1685 00:37:29,019 --> 00:37:31,179 -Oh, fondue. 1686 00:37:31,190 --> 00:37:36,030 Oh, so this is, like, 1687 00:37:31,190 --> 00:37:36,030 them setting us up. 1688 00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:39,000 KOURTNEY: 1689 00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:39,000 Or is this you setting it up? 1690 00:37:43,210 --> 00:37:44,289 ♪ ♪ 1691 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,199 SCOTT: 1692 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,199 So this is, like, them 1693 00:37:46,210 --> 00:37:48,119 setting us up. 1694 00:37:48,130 --> 00:37:50,059 Or is this you setting it up? 1695 00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:52,070 No, I didn't have anything 1696 00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:52,070 to do with this. 1697 00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:53,239 Are you sure? 1698 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:58,139 I think I would say, 1699 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:58,139 right now, I did this for us. 1700 00:37:58,150 --> 00:38:00,239 First of all, 1701 00:37:58,150 --> 00:38:00,239 I wouldn't have yodeled. 1702 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:02,239 -KOURTNEY: Okay. 1703 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:02,239 -And second, I don't think 1704 00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:05,130 I would've done a lot 1705 00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:05,130 of these things. 1706 00:38:05,139 --> 00:38:06,250 Is that what they eat 1707 00:38:05,139 --> 00:38:06,250 in Switzerland? 1708 00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:08,019 I don't know. 1709 00:38:08,030 --> 00:38:10,019 It's nice. 1710 00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:12,139 -I thought this was 1711 00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:12,139 a family dinner. 1712 00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:12,139 -(phone chimes) 1713 00:38:12,150 --> 00:38:13,159 So did I. 1714 00:38:13,170 --> 00:38:16,250 I mean, it's still 1715 00:38:13,170 --> 00:38:16,250 a family dinner, technically. 1716 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:19,030 -Yeah. 1717 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:19,030 -But I think 1718 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:19,030 it's pretty obvious they... 1719 00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:21,170 tried to set us up. 1720 00:38:21,179 --> 00:38:25,030 You know, I think the family 1721 00:38:21,179 --> 00:38:25,030 puts a lot of pressure 1722 00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:28,179 on Kourtney more so than me 1723 00:38:28,190 --> 00:38:32,239 in regards to them wanting her 1724 00:38:28,190 --> 00:38:32,239 to be back together with me. 1725 00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:34,250 They just see two people 1726 00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:34,250 that spend 1727 00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:38,190 a lot of time together, do a lot 1728 00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:38,190 of things with their children, 1729 00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:42,030 so why can't we have 1730 00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:42,030 a perfect little family 1731 00:38:42,039 --> 00:38:44,079 and a white picket fence? 1732 00:38:44,090 --> 00:38:46,000 But it's just not that simple. 1733 00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:49,179 But I think to have a moment 1734 00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:49,179 to just be together 1735 00:38:49,190 --> 00:38:53,079 and to see if we even like 1736 00:38:49,190 --> 00:38:53,079 being together 1737 00:38:53,090 --> 00:38:56,019 without the kids, you know, 1738 00:38:53,090 --> 00:38:56,019 is a cool thing. 1739 00:38:56,030 --> 00:38:59,199 Like, I understand the whole 1740 00:38:56,030 --> 00:38:59,199 trying to get us alone... 1741 00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:02,260 ...but what's going on 1742 00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:02,260 with the Swiss thing? 1743 00:39:02,269 --> 00:39:06,010 -'Cause you talk 1744 00:39:02,269 --> 00:39:06,010 about Switzerland? 1745 00:39:02,269 --> 00:39:06,010 -I guess. 1746 00:39:06,019 --> 00:39:07,110 I talk about boats a lot. 1747 00:39:07,119 --> 00:39:09,019 You don't see a boat 1748 00:39:07,119 --> 00:39:09,019 sitting out there. 1749 00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:11,130 (laughs) 1750 00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:11,130 I don't know. 1751 00:39:11,139 --> 00:39:14,179 I think it's the 15-minute 1752 00:39:11,139 --> 00:39:14,179 Switzerland rule. 1753 00:39:14,190 --> 00:39:17,019 The 15-minute Switzerland rule? 1754 00:39:17,030 --> 00:39:18,190 -Mm-hmm. 1755 00:39:17,030 --> 00:39:18,190 -What does that mean? 1756 00:39:18,199 --> 00:39:22,079 You meet a Swiss guy, in 1757 00:39:18,199 --> 00:39:22,079 15 minutes something goes down. 1758 00:39:22,090 --> 00:39:25,150 -That means he's the one. 1759 00:39:22,090 --> 00:39:25,150 -It does? 1760 00:39:27,099 --> 00:39:28,239 No, I just made it up. 1761 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:31,219 I just joke that I'm gonna 1762 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:31,219 move to Switzerland. 1763 00:39:31,230 --> 00:39:33,170 Oh. 1764 00:39:33,179 --> 00:39:38,110 I mean, I guess it's cute 1765 00:39:33,179 --> 00:39:38,110 that they try to do this, 1766 00:39:38,119 --> 00:39:40,059 -slash annoying. 1767 00:39:38,119 --> 00:39:40,059 -Mm. 1768 00:39:40,070 --> 00:39:41,179 -(chuckles) 1769 00:39:40,070 --> 00:39:41,179 -Yeah. 1770 00:39:41,190 --> 00:39:43,179 It's not bad for you and I 1771 00:39:41,190 --> 00:39:43,179 to have some time 1772 00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:46,119 -without the kids. 1773 00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:46,119 -Yeah. 1774 00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:47,250 SCOTT: 1775 00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:47,250 I mean, I don't really 1776 00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:50,150 remember the last time 1777 00:39:50,159 --> 00:39:54,050 we really had dinner alone, 1778 00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:55,280 candlelit. 1779 00:39:55,289 --> 00:39:57,139 I would probably say... 1780 00:39:57,150 --> 00:39:59,050 -Ever? 1781 00:39:57,150 --> 00:39:59,050 -...a vacation? 1782 00:39:59,059 --> 00:40:01,239 In Mexico. 1783 00:39:59,059 --> 00:40:01,239 (chuckles) 1784 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,260 In Cabo. 1785 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:04,250 -That was the one 1786 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:04,250 I was thinking about. 1787 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:04,250 -Yeah. 1788 00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:06,219 I think it was a nice thing, 1789 00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:06,219 and they were just trying 1790 00:40:06,230 --> 00:40:09,289 to please you 1791 00:40:06,230 --> 00:40:09,289 with your Switzerland dreams. 1792 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,170 So I can't be mad 1793 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,170 at anybody for trying. 1794 00:40:12,179 --> 00:40:14,170 Yeah, I think it's nice. 1795 00:40:14,179 --> 00:40:16,150 Last night, 1796 00:40:14,179 --> 00:40:16,150 we were talking about 1797 00:40:16,159 --> 00:40:17,280 all my pee stories. 1798 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,130 -Yeah. 1799 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,130 -We were, like, 1800 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,130 crying, laughing, 1801 00:40:19,139 --> 00:40:20,190 -like... 1802 00:40:19,139 --> 00:40:20,190 -Pee in your pants? 1803 00:40:20,199 --> 00:40:22,250 -(laughs) 1804 00:40:20,199 --> 00:40:22,250 -The one at, uh, 1805 00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:24,090 the hotel was good. 1806 00:40:24,099 --> 00:40:25,289 The people coming 1807 00:40:24,099 --> 00:40:25,289 out of the elevator. 1808 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,260 We looked at them like, "Ugh, 1809 00:40:27,269 --> 00:40:29,269 "someone just, like, 1810 00:40:27,269 --> 00:40:29,269 peed in there. 1811 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,059 It's gross, guys." 1812 00:40:31,070 --> 00:40:32,119 And they were like, 1813 00:40:31,070 --> 00:40:32,119 "Oh, my God." 1814 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,059 -"How disgusting." Yeah. 1815 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,059 -"That's gross." 1816 00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:36,150 -(laughs) 1817 00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:36,150 -And we sat with them 1818 00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:36,150 at the beach the whole day. 1819 00:40:36,159 --> 00:40:39,269 -Yeah. 1820 00:40:36,159 --> 00:40:39,269 -That was fun. 1821 00:40:42,269 --> 00:40:44,280 ♪ ♪ 1822 00:40:50,099 --> 00:40:53,139 -KHLOE: Hello! 1823 00:40:50,099 --> 00:40:53,139 -KIM: Kourtney? Scott? 1824 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:55,170 KHLOE: 1825 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:55,170 Hello? Your cars are here. 1826 00:40:55,179 --> 00:40:58,170 -Where are they? 1827 00:40:55,179 --> 00:40:58,170 -KHLOE: Wait. I hear music. 1828 00:40:59,179 --> 00:41:01,090 -Hello? 1829 00:40:59,179 --> 00:41:01,090 -(laughter in distance) 1830 00:41:01,099 --> 00:41:02,179 (doorknob jiggling) 1831 00:41:02,190 --> 00:41:05,119 The master is locked. 1832 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,269 -They're in there. 1833 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,269 -Come here. Let's go around. 1834 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,139 Let's go around. 1835 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,139 Wait, do those doors open? 1836 00:41:13,230 --> 00:41:16,239 KIM: 1837 00:41:13,230 --> 00:41:16,239 Oh, my God. 1838 00:41:13,230 --> 00:41:16,239 Look at all the roses. 1839 00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:18,260 KHLOE: 1840 00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:18,260 Roses and the bathtub drawn. 1841 00:41:18,269 --> 00:41:21,010 -SCOTT: Ooh. 1842 00:41:18,269 --> 00:41:21,010 -(Kourtney chuckles) 1843 00:41:21,019 --> 00:41:22,210 -Ah! 1844 00:41:21,019 --> 00:41:22,210 -KOURTNEY: Uhp. 1845 00:41:22,219 --> 00:41:24,010 -KHLOE: Hello. 1846 00:41:22,219 --> 00:41:24,010 -Hello. (chuckles) 1847 00:41:24,019 --> 00:41:25,150 -SCOTT: What's up? 1848 00:41:24,019 --> 00:41:25,150 -KOURTNEY: Good morning. 1849 00:41:25,159 --> 00:41:26,239 We were trying to spy 1850 00:41:25,159 --> 00:41:26,239 on you guys, 1851 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,079 but here we are. 1852 00:41:28,090 --> 00:41:30,230 What the hell is happening? 1853 00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,010 -What are you guys doing? 1854 00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,010 -We were just enjoying the view. 1855 00:41:33,019 --> 00:41:34,280 KHLOE: 1856 00:41:33,019 --> 00:41:34,280 A brassiere? 1857 00:41:34,289 --> 00:41:38,079 Are you guys back together? 1858 00:41:34,289 --> 00:41:38,079 Did you seal the deal? 1859 00:41:38,090 --> 00:41:40,219 Well, your dinner 1860 00:41:38,090 --> 00:41:40,219 was so, um, romantic. 1861 00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:43,260 SCOTT: 1862 00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:43,260 The Swiss flag is what got us. 1863 00:41:45,150 --> 00:41:47,150 KOURTNEY: 1864 00:41:45,150 --> 00:41:47,150 As a joke, we decided to set 1865 00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:48,280 a romantic scene 1866 00:41:48,289 --> 00:41:52,219 and pretend that we had 1867 00:41:48,289 --> 00:41:52,219 a night together. 1868 00:41:52,230 --> 00:41:54,250 Like their mission 1869 00:41:52,230 --> 00:41:54,250 was accomplished. 1870 00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:58,219 Lord Disick reigns here. 1871 00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:58,219 (laughs) 1872 00:41:58,230 --> 00:42:00,289 Lord Disick may shine again! 1873 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,090 (laughter) 1874 00:42:02,099 --> 00:42:04,219 KHLOE: 1875 00:42:02,099 --> 00:42:04,219 What'd you say? 1876 00:42:02,099 --> 00:42:04,219 "Mount Shine again"? 1877 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,289 (English accent): Lord Disick 1878 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,289 may shine here again! 1879 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,289 -KIM: "May shine." 1880 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,289 -KHLOE (laughs): Oh, 1881 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,289 "may shine here again." 1882 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,139 -KHLOE: Okay. 1883 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,139 -Oh, thank God. 1884 00:42:12,150 --> 00:42:14,280 KIM: 1885 00:42:12,150 --> 00:42:14,280 Did our Parent Trap work? 1886 00:42:14,289 --> 00:42:16,150 KOURTNEY: 1887 00:42:14,289 --> 00:42:16,150 Dinner was very nice, 1888 00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:19,000 but we're not 1889 00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:19,000 back together, so... 1890 00:42:19,010 --> 00:42:20,119 KHLOE: 1891 00:42:19,010 --> 00:42:20,119 So you're just (bleep)? 1892 00:42:20,130 --> 00:42:23,179 Nope. We're just parents... 1893 00:42:23,190 --> 00:42:25,260 That sometimes... 1894 00:42:23,190 --> 00:42:25,260 (tongue clicking) 1895 00:42:25,269 --> 00:42:27,190 -Nope. 1896 00:42:25,269 --> 00:42:27,190 -KIM: You guys, stop. 1897 00:42:27,199 --> 00:42:29,030 KHLOE: 1898 00:42:27,199 --> 00:42:29,030 We saw rose petals 1899 00:42:29,039 --> 00:42:30,210 and a bath drawn. 1900 00:42:30,219 --> 00:42:32,170 -KIM: What are you guys doing? 1901 00:42:30,219 --> 00:42:32,170 -Yeah. I just honestly... 1902 00:42:32,179 --> 00:42:34,030 -Very confused. 1903 00:42:32,179 --> 00:42:34,030 -(Kourtney chuckles) 1904 00:42:34,039 --> 00:42:36,030 KOURTNEY: 1905 00:42:34,039 --> 00:42:36,030 Maybe we're just pretending... 1906 00:42:36,039 --> 00:42:38,070 -KIM: What do you mean? 1907 00:42:36,039 --> 00:42:38,070 -...to get back for you guys 1908 00:42:38,079 --> 00:42:40,170 meddling in our business. 1909 00:42:40,179 --> 00:42:43,010 KHLOE: 1910 00:42:40,179 --> 00:42:43,010 Okay. 1911 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:44,150 Kourtney and Scott claim 1912 00:42:44,159 --> 00:42:46,230 that nothing happened 1913 00:42:44,159 --> 00:42:46,230 between them last night 1914 00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:50,030 and it's a prank, but who knows? 1915 00:42:50,039 --> 00:42:52,019 -A girl can wonder. 1916 00:42:50,039 --> 00:42:52,019 -I don't know if I believe that. 1917 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:53,179 KHLOE: 1918 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:53,179 Wasn't it a nice surprise? 1919 00:42:53,190 --> 00:42:55,030 SCOTT: 1920 00:42:53,190 --> 00:42:55,030 Yeah. We never really 1921 00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:57,039 spend much time 1922 00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:57,039 without the kids, so... 1923 00:42:57,050 --> 00:42:58,219 KOURTNEY: 1924 00:42:57,050 --> 00:42:58,219 That was nice. 1925 00:42:58,230 --> 00:43:00,119 KIM: 1926 00:42:58,230 --> 00:43:00,119 Well, on that note, 1927 00:43:00,130 --> 00:43:03,119 we will leave you alone 1928 00:43:00,130 --> 00:43:03,119 so you guys can bond even more. 1929 00:43:03,130 --> 00:43:06,090 I feel like we interrupted 1930 00:43:03,130 --> 00:43:06,090 you guys. 1931 00:43:06,099 --> 00:43:07,210 I'm rooting for them. 1932 00:43:07,219 --> 00:43:09,079 I think we're all rooting 1933 00:43:07,219 --> 00:43:09,079 for them, 1934 00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:11,280 and maybe they just need 1935 00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:11,280 this time, and maybe they need 1936 00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:14,030 even more time than right now. 1937 00:43:14,039 --> 00:43:17,000 Who knows? But we're 1938 00:43:14,039 --> 00:43:17,000 always rooting for them. 1939 00:43:18,130 --> 00:43:19,159 (laughter) 1940 00:43:19,170 --> 00:43:21,110 KOURTNEY: 1941 00:43:19,170 --> 00:43:21,110 Addison Rae 1942 00:43:21,119 --> 00:43:23,070 is a TikToker. 1943 00:43:23,079 --> 00:43:24,159 KHLOE: 1944 00:43:23,079 --> 00:43:24,159 She sleeps over a lot? 1945 00:43:24,170 --> 00:43:25,239 What room does she sleep in? 1946 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:27,170 -My mom's. 1947 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:27,170 -Kourtney's not really 1948 00:43:27,179 --> 00:43:29,039 like this 1949 00:43:27,179 --> 00:43:29,039 with her other girlfriends. 1950 00:43:29,050 --> 00:43:30,130 (whooping, screaming) 1951 00:43:30,139 --> 00:43:32,000 Work it! Yeah! 1952 00:43:33,119 --> 00:43:34,289 -MAN: Oh, my God. 1953 00:43:33,119 --> 00:43:34,289 -What is wrong? 1954 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,199 You don't understand 1955 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,199 what just happened. 1956 00:43:37,210 --> 00:43:39,179 2020 has been 1957 00:43:37,210 --> 00:43:39,179 a really crazy year. 1958 00:43:39,190 --> 00:43:42,170 MAN 2 (on TV): 1959 00:43:39,190 --> 00:43:42,170 The bunker is designed 1960 00:43:39,190 --> 00:43:42,170 to withstand all disasters. 1961 00:43:42,179 --> 00:43:44,190 You just want to be prepared 1962 00:43:42,179 --> 00:43:44,190 for anything. 1963 00:43:44,199 --> 00:43:46,170 -My God, it's an emergency. 1964 00:43:44,199 --> 00:43:46,170 -(siren wailing)