KIM:
I went to my friend Nicole's
house down the street.
There was paddleboarders,
and all these dolphins came
-right inside
the paddleboarders.
-Mm-hmm.
-Oh, my gosh, how cute.
-It was so cool.
The paddleboarders were, like,
so excited, but freaked out.
KHLOE:
Oh, my.
Look at your weird,
spider-like arms.
Oh. Let's just wrestle
right now, Kendall,
-and I promise you, I'll win.
-KENDALL: Arm wrestle?
-No. I'll demolish your ass.
-Come on.
Hold on. All right.
One, two, three.
-Kendall! Oh, (bleep).
-Go, Kendall.
Wow. Yeah!
Yes! Holy crap.
What the actual (bleep)?
Like, Kendall is...
Hulk-like strength.
That bitch is so strong,
it's-it's scary.
-Kimberly.
-All right, look.
-KRIS: Kendall.
-KHLOE: Go from the start.
-One, two, three.
-SCOTT: I think
-Mom should get in there.
-KHLOE: Oh, yeah, Kim!
-Yeah!
-SCOTT: Yeah, Keeks!
Yeah, Keeks!
-(Khloe screaming)
-COREY: Oh...
-Yeah!
-(Khloe screams)
KHLOE:
You should be on a circus.
You're freakishly strong!
-KIM: I'm a beast.
-KHLOE: You are a beast.
KIM:
Listen, guys,
I work out every morning.
I lift lots of weights.
You've seen my trainer.
You have no idea how proud I am.
It just blew my mind.
I need your autograph
on my arm or something.
Like, it's amazing
that you kicked
-Kendall's ass.
-I did.
-I was so...
-Your scrawny little arms
and her daddy-long-leg arms.
You (bleep) did it!
Kendall, you're letting me down.
♪ ♪
KOURTNEY: So I'm staying
at the Malibu house
alone tonight.
It's nice that I can really,
you know, work
and focus on Poosh.
(door opens)
Is someone here?
-(clattering)
-Hello?
-Oh, my gosh.
-SCOTT: Oh.
-(laughing): What are you doing?
-I'm snacking.
-Why are you here?
I had all this Poosh work to do.
I just thought it was nice to...
I wanted to be by the water.
No one said
-they were gonna be here today.
-...get it done.
-Yeah, where are Mason
and Reign?
-At Mom's.
-Where's Penop?
-She wanted to sleep at Khloe's.
It's just like
the world bringing us together.
-You want to watch a movie?
-Yeah, we can.
Ever seen a man eat a Milky Way
with a fork and knife?
-Nope.
-It's very classy.
-Is it?
-Hell yeah.
-Shall we?
-Sure.
I can't remember the last time
Scott and I spent time
alone together
without the kids.
It's been
years since we did this.
And it's just
a little bit weird.
How's that cookie?
It looks insanely good.
-It is.
-Holy-- Look at the way
you're placing that
in your mouth.
-That was exquisite.
-(laughs)
You're an unbelievable woman.
-I know.
-So,
what are you working on
as far as Poosh stuff?
Uh, I think I'm gonna do an
article right now on celibacy.
I have to research it.
I'm just getting st...
-Oh, we practiced celibacy
for a while.
-...getting started.
No, we still had sex even
though you think we didn't.
You told Sarah Howard
you thought I was a porn star
when we first
started hooking up.
I remember, but
I don't sit there
and dwell and think about...
Oh, there's no dwelling, baby.
You were with a porn star
one time.
(laughs)
Definitely not.
I forgot how nice it is
to just have a conversation
with Scott
without the kids.
We're friends.
Purely platonic.
(Kourtney laughs)
-What's so funny?
-(laughing): I don't know.
I was walking around
the neighborhood
yesterday in, like, a bikini.
Can I see a picture
of the outfit?
No, I don't have a picture.
-Sounds butters.
-(laughing): It definitely is.
This house has got
a nice vibe to it.
Yeah.
♪ ♪
KHLOE:
We've got to play volleyball.
KENDALL:
Yeah, I want to start doing
that. It's such a good workout.
KHLOE:
What'd you say?
Let's try and get
a good rally going.
(grunts)
Hey!
-Why would you do that?
-Whoa!
KIM:
She knows what she's doing.
All right, ready?
KHLOE:
Go, Kim, go! Oh.
KIM:
Ooh, sorry. Sorry.
-That was a little to the left.
-No, you're fine.
KIM:
I'm not good at this.
KENDALL:
Like, I actually know
how to play volleyball.
-Oh, (bleep). Scott, it's yours.
-Aah!
This is very hard to watch.
-Oh, (bleep)! Go! Run!
-KENDALL: Let us get in on this.
-Yeah, come on.
-This is embarrassing, you guys.
(grunts) The Kardashians
versus the Jenners?
KENDALL:
Yeah, but let me serve.
I don't know
-if you know what you're doing.
-KHLOE: Shut up.
KIM:
As siblings,
we're always competitive.
But Kendall
has been talking a lot about how
the Jenners are
genetically gifted.
And this is something
that, like, makes my blood boil.
KENDALL:
I did this blood test.
They told me
that I'm super athletic
and that I'm built
for this (bleep).
But I'm athletic, too.
Are you, though?
I am.
What are you talking about?
We are not genetically gifted,
but we have fought harder
to be athletes,
to work out, to have a routine.
We are the true athletes here.
-I forgot. You go like this?
-Like this.
Don't give her any tips,
you (bleep) cheater!
-I used to play this (bleep).
-We used to play.
-Bro, chill.
-Well, if you used to play,
(bleep) do it!
Three times tops.
-Watch out, skinny bitch.
-KENDALL: All right.
-KHLOE: Ow!
-KIM: Yeah!
-I got it.
-Kim!
Kendall!
(Kim and Khloe shouting)
We won! We won!
(shouts)
KENDALL:
When it comes to sports,
I do like to win.
My dad always just had
so much faith in Kylie and I
when it came to, like,
being athletic.
Come on.
ALL:
Defense!
KENDALL:
We grew up daddy's girls,
with those Olympic genes,
so... the Jenners,
we're just, we have it in us.
-Oh, she's...
-Oh, (bleep)!
Ah! We won again!
Oh, my God!
(Kim laughs)
KHLOE:
Go, Kim, go!
(overlapping shouting)
I think the kids
are competitive just naturally.
So it's a lot of fun to see them
and how serious they are.
-Whoo!
-Are you okay?
Kim gets MVP award.
They want to win.
Guys, what we need to do
instead of having this, like,
one-off volleyball game,
is, like,
an obstacle course challenge.
Like, the Kardashians
versus the Jenners.
Like, a serious race.
We can literally
have, like, a Spartan
obstacle course set up
in our backyard.
KHLOE:
Kendall and Kylie, take note.
-You want to come for us...
-Can't even do volleyball?
-(laughs)
-Yeah, you pussies.
KENDALL:
We're down for
literally anything.
KIM:
We're still winning, though.
KRIS:
Good serve, Kourtney!
-KRIS: Hey!
-Hey, sweetie, how you doing?
KRIS:
What are you writing?
KOURTNEY:
This article for Poosh about
the benefits achieved
from celibacy.
COREY:
Oh, Lord.
Are you sure I'm in the right
conversation, babe?
People practice this
because they want more energy,
stronger mental focus, a closer
relationship with their partner.
More energy for-for not
having an orgasm?
Yeah. Orgasms are considered
a release of energy. Closer...
COREY:
Positive energy, though.
It makes you feel positive.
KOURTNEY:
By abstaining from orgasm,
people have been known
(laughs): to have orgasms by
simply watching the sun set.
What kind of weirdo was that?
KRIS:
I want to have what
they're having.
Well, why don't you guys try it
and see what happens?
It'll be a fun little
experiment for my Poosh article.
I've been so busy
with Poosh lately.
And now I'm getting deep into
this article
to see how celibacy affects
relationships.
It's actual people
practicing celibacy.
And since my mom and Corey
are not shy...
KRIS:
Is anybody in here?
COREY:
This is some sexy (bleep).
KRIS (laughs): I cannot
stop thinking about sex.
I am nominating them to be
my guinea pigs.
KRIS:
You want us to have no sex
for how long?
I don't know, like, two weeks.
COREY:
Hell no. This is some
bull(bleep).
KRIS:
Kourtney thinks that I'm
gonna have more mental clarity
if I don't have sex
for two weeks.
COREY:
We have no privacy,
so even the bedroom
is up for your family's
business.
(chuckles)
Yeah. Exactly.
I'm not doing this experiment.
KOURTNEY:
Come on, guys.
Please just do it for Poosh.
Do it for science.
COREY:
Do you practice this,
CEO of Poosh?
I have... I am celibate
until my husband
from Switzerland comes.
KRIS:
Did you advertise
for a husband from Switzerland?
No. I just know
that that's where he is.
Like, that's where
I will end up.
KRIS:
All right. I'm in.
We can all be celibate together.
Do we have to do this?
Kourtney, what if sex
does a good thing to me?
What if it'll make me
very negative
-to go without it?
-KRIS: Well,
we're gonna find out.
You're horny as (bleep).
(laughing): So I don't think
this is gonna work.
I don't like this game.
Oh, man, I'm gonna be
a (bleep) psycho.
(Kris laughs)
I came over here in the morning,
and I saw Kourtney and Scott
asleep together
-on the couch.
-KENDALL: You're lying.
Do we think they're, like,
hooking up again?
-I just want them to try.
-KIM: I don't know. Maybe.
I don't know what the (bleep)
is going on,
but I will figure this out.
The Kardashian tribe thinks
that they could kick your ass
in this obstacle course.
No. It's just a known fact
that we're more athletic.
-Right?
-KHLOE: My sisters and I
are gonna have this
crazy Spartan obstacle course.
Kardashians versus the Jenners.
-Kardashians are way... (laughs)
-Kim, stop.
COREY:
Babe, you look very sexy, honey.
Can you resist me?
(chuckles):
No. I cannot resist you.
You stay on that side
of the pool,
and I'll stay over here.
We're social distancing anyways
by law.
Babe, we sleep together.
I'm gonna start putting
a bottle of lotion on my side
-to keep me company.
-Babe.
'Cause we're practicing
non-touching.
So, then,
why are you talking about sex?
I'm thinking about you all day.
I can't wait till it's over.
I'm in this situation
to touch you
as much as I want to touch you.
That's why I'm here.
That's why you're here?
Babe, you're not supposed
to be kissing me.
-No. No. Nothing.
-Why? We're really doing it?
We're doing it for Poosh.
If we don't have sex,
we're gonna be... sharper.
You got to focus.
That's what it's all about.
I'm always focused
on your booty.
Like, like,
the side of your butt.
(chuckles):
Are you just full of (bleep)?
I'm the one
who's staying strong.
You're the one
who's not taking it seriously.
I really like you,
and you're so damn sexy,
-and you're my baby.
-I don't like...
-(laughs): Stop it. Stop it.
-No.
I don't like... Don't.
(laughs): Don't. Just stop it.
You can research.
Sex makes you live longer,
and it also keeps you healthy.
Just take a little cold shower.
-You're gonna be fine.
-That's where you're wrong.
See, you don't know
what a cold shower do to me.
-(chuckles): Oh, my God.
-Don't make it too long,
because once it stay down
a long time,
it might not never come back up.
Oh, my God.
(laughs)
♪ ♪
KIM:
Guys, my back of my knee
hurts so badly now.
I hurt my knee working out
with Melissa last night.
I have to ice it later today.
-KIM: Really?
-KENDALL: Who's Melissa?
-My trainer.
-KHLOE: Kim's trainer.
-KENDALL: Mm.
-The, like, bodybuilder girl?
-KIM: Yeah.
I was thinking about entering.
KHLOE:
So, my sisters and I
are gonna have
this crazy,
insane Spartan obstacle course
set up in the backyard
of this Malibu house,
and we are just gonna see
who wins,
Kardashians versus the Jenners.
Well, with that
arm wrestling (bleep)?
-(laughs)
-But I have a tactic.
I know what to do now.
I got this. Come here, Kendall.
KENDALL:
No, we have nowhere to...
-Come here.
-No.
You guys, I came over here
in the morning
a few days ago,
and I saw Kourtney and Scott
asleep together on the couch.
KENDALL:
You're lying.
No, they were, like, separate.
-They weren't, like, spooning
on the couch or anything.
-Oh, okay.
But, like, he was here
and she was here.
They weren't far away, though.
They were close.
Kourtney and Scott were
having a little sleepover.
They definitely look
a little cozy.
Something's definitely going on
between the two of them.
Like, I can feel it.
Oh, my God.
Do we think they're, like,
hooking up again?
I just want them to try.
KIM:
I don't know. Maybe.
KHLOE:
I mean, Scott's single
right now.
What's the harm in trying?
The worst that will happen
is they're like, "You know what?
We don't vibe with this."
Yeah. I agree.
But they're also too pussy
to try.
I think they're afraid
that they're gonna, like,
mess up their good co-parenting.
Which could be an op--
an option, but they...
But you're not one to talk.
I'm not one to talk.
I know that.
(chuckles)
ROBERT:
Hello, Kourtney. Hi, guys.
Hey-a, Scott.
KYLIE:
Hi, honey.
-KRIS: Hi.
-Ah...
(laughs):
Hi. Whoa.
You're just chilling
on the trampoline, Mommy?
Yeah, I'm trying
to get a little S-U-N.
-I feel you.
-Did you hear from Kendall
that the Kardashian tribe thinks
that they could kick your ass
in this obstacle course?
(laughs)
No.
First of all,
we have 20 years on them.
It's just a known fact
that we're more athletic.
Right?
If I had to pick
which side was more athletic,
I'd have to go with Jenner.
Just genetically,
you know what I mean?
Well, I used to do a backflip
all the time.
But I-I just, like,
haven't done a backflip
-in so long.
-Ooh.
-Neither have I.
-And I'm just worried.
KIM:
Jenners chicken out.
KRIS:
Hey, Kim. Were you listening
to the whole conversation?
-You're so nosy.
-It's okay.
The Kardashians are way...
-Kim, stop.
-...way more athletic
and stronger anyway.
No.
Let's see a flip.
-Go on, Kylie.
-But when I go for it,
I can't b-- I have to do it.
KIM:
Yeah.
-Or you'll snap
your neck in half.
-Ken--
-Kim!
-(laughs)
(Kris whoops)
Kylie, all right!
KIM:
Kylie can do a flip.
That is Kylie's thing.
But can she run?
Can she lift weights?
Can she show up? I don't know.
All right! You're a Jenner.
You try that, Kardashian.
I never claimed I could.
You guys, Kourtney and Scott.
I think we need
to Parent Trap it up.
I love a good trap.
KENDALL: Why don't we say
we're going to dinner
-and none of us show up?
-KIM: And then all of us flake?
They need this little push,
yeah.
Shove them together.
KIM: So I just went
to get an MRI today,
and he told me that I had
a big cyst and it burst.
I have this cyst
on the back of my knee
that's creating this pain.
But I'll do what I got to do
to be ready for the race.
♪ ♪
KHLOE:
Ooh, the helicopter's back.
KIM:
I don't get it.
Are they going to the boat?
I feel like it's very
Tom Cruise, that one.
KHLOE:
No, that's, like,
a military-grade helicopter.
That's, like, so legit.
But it's so cool.
You guys, Kourtney and Scott.
-I think we need to...
-(phone whooshes)
-Pay attention.
-I am.
KENDALL:
I keep telling her
to, like, give it a shot.
-KIM: Yeah.
-'Cause I feel like
she's just so, like,
not trying to.
Yeah.
KENDALL:
I am Team Skourt.
I think she'll literally kill me
for saying anything,
but I don't know,
I am-- I am Team Skourt.
I love you.
KENDALL:
I've known their relationship
pretty much from the beginning.
You could just tell how much
they loved each other.
-Oh, (bleep) yeah.
-Come on. Sh...
Let's just find out.
-It's a boy.
-That's definitely it.
See how...
-(cheering)
-KENDALL: What can I say?
It's my truth.
Everyone thinks they're
definitely made for each other.
Like, they're supposed
to be together.
KHLOE:
I think he would do it
in two seconds.
I think he's waiting on her
to make the first move or...
I just think she'd be devastated
if he really, really,
-really had, like, kids
and a new family.
-KENDALL: Yeah.
I would be devastated.
KENDALL:
100%.
I think we need
to Parent Trap it up.
-I love a good trap.
-What does that mean?
Parent Trap? How they tried to
get their parents back together?
KENDALL:
Oh.
-Like, we're the kids,
we're the twins.
-KHLOE: Oh, my God.
They do call themselves
"Mom and Dad."
-They're our parents.
-Yeah.
I think it would be really cool
that they've gone
their separate ways, they've
seen what else is out there,
and now they can come back
together and be together.
They're both single right now,
-and I...
-They're vibing.
They are vibing. And I...
-They just need this, like...
-Shove.
-This little push, yeah.
-Shove them together.
KENDALL:
Why don't we all say
we're, like,
going to dinner,
and we set it up, whatever,
-and none of us show up.
-KIM: And then all of us flake.
-Yeah.
-And just be like,
"Oh, my God, I'm so sorry,"
but we'll have, like,
a cute little candlelit dinner,
-just for two.
-This is good.
Yeah. Your nails
match her phone case.
-KENDALL: Oh, yeah.
-KHLOE: Oh, my.
You should take a picture
of, like, holding the phone.
-Like a hand model.
-KHLOE: I'm not a hand model.
-In the sun. Still on the wood.
-Bossy. Wow.
-(camera clicks)
-There you go.
Thank you, Rom-Com Kim.
ROB:
Corey's ready.
You're Bruce Lee ready.
You guys look so cute and silly.
KRIS:
Stormi.
-ROB: Mom, you can't bribe kids
like that.
-KYLIE: No way.
-KRIS: Yes, I can.
-KYLIE: No way.
Lovey has a lollipop for you?
No way!
-KRIS: Hi, Harrie.
-COREY: How you doing, Harrie?
-How are you? Uhp.
-How you doing?
KRIS:
How are you?
KOURTNEY:
My mom and Corey
have been struggling a bit
with this celibacy exercise.
So for my Poosh article,
I'm gonna try to show them
how to channel
their energy elsewhere.
And the first exercise
is tai chi.
This could be the release
they need.
(laughs)
HARRIE:
You're gonna brush the front,
push your body to the left.
What this movement look like?
Like, uh, John Travolta.
-John Travolta.
-Yeah, see?
-The hand is moving.
-That's right.
KOURTNEY:
I feel like part of celibacy
is just feeling closer
to your partner.
It's a great opportunity
for my mom and Corey to bond.
-KRIS: Thank you so much.
-Thank you so much.
KOURTNEY:
My mom and Corey
seem to have tai chi down,
but now I'm going
to sit them down
and really try to have,
like, a deep talk
where we can understand
each other a little bit more.
Face each other
and look into each other's eyes.
-KRIS: Look into
each other's eyes?
-Yeah.
Now, keep looking at each other.
KRIS:
I probably never would've
tried some of the things
that Kourtney suggests if it
wasn't for what we're here for,
-but it's interesting.
-I like it a lot, too,
and I like the concentration you
have to have to even do that,
'cause-- I really like it.
What would be your dream date?
Italy. Pasta.
We'll have a bottle
of 1945 Pétrus.
Dateline and going
to bed at 7:00.
-That's fine with me.
-KOURTNEY: My mom and Corey
have been doing
a really good job
with this celibacy exercise,
but there's still a few things
that I want to work on
before the end
of their celibacy journey.
-COREY: You released the eyes,
now we can c...
-Now we can look.
-You can look me
in the eyes now.
-We can thank her.
-COREY: Yeah.
-(laughs)
-I should start
a therapy session.
-Come on.
Whoa.
Wow.
-Ooh.
-(laughs)
♪ ♪
-KHLOE: Hey.
-KOURTNEY: Hi.
KHLOE:
Hey, we're all so excited,
but as you know, Kim has
-her knee thing.
-MELISSA: I know. I know.
-KIM: So I just went to get
an MRI today.
-Mm-hmm.
And he told me that I had a big
cyst behind there and it burst.
Ever since volleyball,
my knee has been killing me.
So I go to the doctor
to get an MRI,
and they tell me that I have
this big cyst
on the back of my knee
and that it has burst.
So there's this fluid
that's, like, leaking out
that's creating this pain.
DOCTOR:
You have a cyst in the back.
Once it ruptures,
it leaks this fluid
and it sits around the muscles
and it irritates them.
KIM:
So I hear the doctor,
I want to listen to him,
but I'll do what I got to do to
hopefully be ready for the race.
-We're gonna start over there,
by the bench.
-Okay.
MELISSA:
One, two, three, four.
♪ ♪
KENDALL:
We can't let them win.
I know Kim, Kourtney and Khloe
are training
for this obstacle course,
and they think they're
the only ones getting it in,
but Kylie and I are
preparing ourselves, too.
We grew up playing
every single sport.
Kylie was literally on the boys
flag football team.
We definitely got it in us.
-(laughter)
-MELISSA: Come on,
use your core.
KIM:
Kardashians train like
we are beasts.
I'm feeling really optimistic.
-Kardashians get the gold.
-Yeah.
KENDALL:
I mean, sure, my sisters work
out a little bit more than me,
but I don't need to.
MELISSA:
Come on, guys!
Twenty.
KOURTNEY:
Is this a scavenger hunt?
Our family dinners don't usually
start with cryptic love notes.
"Follow the rose petals."
What is this?
KIM:
Let's go, Khloe!
KHLOE: The day of the Spartan
Race is finally here.
This is heavy-duty-type stuff.
-KRIS: Go! Oh, wow.
-COREY: Oh...
The course is a bit more
than I was expecting.
Oh, my God, my leg.
-This is brutal.
-(grunts)
♪ ♪
KOURTNEY:
How's Kim's knee?
-STEPHEN: It's a mess.
-KIM: It really hurts.
KOURTNEY:
My knee was bothering me
this morning.
KIM:
Do you want him to check it out?
Only Kardashians
can check it out.
-(Stephen laughs)
-I'm not letting any Jenners.
-Yeah, no.
-STEPHEN: Yeah,
this is your edge.
KIM:
I have, like,
a pinch, almost, like,
going, like, down here, too.
KHLOE:
The day of the Spartan Race
is finally here,
and Team Kardashian
has just plummeted.
Kim has a bad knee,
and Kourtney's
also having some problems.
-Not to start complaining...
-Oh, God.
...but I haven't slept well
in three nights.
My eye looks so tired.
-That's why I was
wearing glasses.
-One eye?
Yeah. Oh, God.
-One eye's exhausted.
-And then...
It's not going
according to plan.
I also have my period.
I feel like that slows me down.
Whatever your issues are, don't
act like we're all hurt and old.
-KENDALL: Hello?
-Get out of here.
KHLOE:
We cannot let the Jenners know
we have complications
over in this room.
Let me in.
-They're...
-You guys are cheating.
KHLOE:
I'm not gonna let
these young little babies
think that they actually have
the leg up on the competition.
Oh, my God.
We're still gonna
kick their asses, I pray.
-Hey.
-STEPHEN: How you feeling today?
-I'm okay.
-KIM: Don't ask her.
-(laughter)
-(FaceTime ringing)
KHLOE:
Hi, where are you?
And it's all in my head,
like, when I look down...
KHLOE:
That's so weird.
KIM:
Kylie has
a "sinus infection," so...
-Don't even know what that is.
-A sinus infection?
-Like, it is something
that debilitates...
-Like, a stuffy nose.
-So...
-And that makes you
not work out?
Apparently.
-I mean, it's really convenient
that this happened...
-Yeah.
...before the obstacle.
I mean, I'm literally hobbling
and can't walk
and I'm here and I'm just gonna,
like, fight through it.
KENDALL:
It's just me.
I am gonna have
to hold the name up.
It is extra pressure
now that Kylie's not here.
But if I win, then it just
proves my point further,
because I just beat
three Kardashians.
So I cannot wait
to just show everyone up.
All right, shall we do this?
-KOURTNEY: Hi.
-SAM: Hi.
-I'm Sam.
-KHLOE: Nice to meet you.
-You're a Spartan?
-Yeah.
Have you ever done
anything like this before?
-KENDALL: No.
-KHLOE: No.
-Before we get started,
we're gonna go over
each obstacle.
You guys are gonna start
halfway down the stairs.
This is your first obstacle,
the Low Crawl.
You guys are gonna get through
this any way you want to.
And then you're actually gonna
go under the Dunk Wall.
And then you're gonna stay
until you nail the Spear Throw.
We got the four-foot walls.
And then the two trickiest ones,
the Inverted Wall
and the Slip Wall.
KHLOE:
So there are seven
different obstacles.
If there's an obstacle
that we don't want to try,
we have the right to skip it,
but 15 seconds would be added
to our time.
God, I need a prayer.
-SAM: Welcome to the party.
-(laughs) Oh, (bleep).
-SAM: Should be fun.
-SCOTT: Who do you think's
gonna win?
I would say Kourtney's got
a lot to prove.
-Right.
-And she works out every day.
HARRY:
She worked out this morning.
-So I was like, "Great."
-SCOTT: Right. That's stupid.
-You never work out
prior to the games.
-Pre-workout.
That would be like
if you were going to war,
-you have a pre-battle
with your boys.
-Pre-workout-- yeah.
SCOTT:
But then there's Khlo,
who's a beast,
who also had a show
called Revenge Body.
-She's ready. Yeah.
-So she's really ready,
but then there's also Ken.
She's tall, she's limber,
she's thin.
-Yeah, yeah.
-She's weightless, almost.
-She's a featherweight.
-She floats.
HARRY:
Yeah, she floats.
SCOTT:
But Kim might
-surprise us all.
-KIM: This hurts my knee.
-STEPHEN: Right now?
-Just, yeah.
-STEPHEN: Just start
running in place.
-Ooh.
-Does that hurt? Okay.
-That hurts, like, really bad.
-Like, a sharp pain.
-My rule-rule of thumb...
-Like, really.
-...would be if it hurts,
don't do it.
KIM: Going up the stairs and the
Inverted Wall is what'll get me.
I am so pissed right now.
STEPHEN:
I wouldn't do it.
Okay.
I want to do this.
I prepped for this.
But a lifetime of a knee tear
or a knee problem
versus a family trophy
is not worth it.
KRIS:
Okay, two out of five are down.
It's now just the three of us.
It's going to be Kendall versus
her two 40-year-old
Kardashian sisters.
Whoever gets through the race
in the fastest time wins.
KIM:
Let's go, Khloe!
All right, Khloe,
I'm gonna count you down.
So these obstacles are
a lot more legit
than I sort of anticipated
them being.
I am intimidated, but I feel
like I still got this.
I'm gonna kick ass.
On your mark, get set, go!
♪ ♪
So I'm not able to do this,
but I'm gonna be
the best cheerleader ever.
We might be old
but we're going for the gold!
-You got this.
-Come on, Khlo!
-You got this.
-Go, Khloe!
-Let's go, Khloe.
-That's it, girl.
-Let's go, baby.
-Let's go.
Yes, Khloe, yes.
-(whooping)
-Yeah, Khloe!
Let's go, Khloe, come on!
Be careful.
KRIS:
Okay, you're feeling it.
-Take a breath.
-You're good, though,
you're good.
Okay, focus on this.
Let's focus.
-You got this.
-Oh, try it again!
-KIM: You got this!
-KRIS: You got this, Khloe.
(all cheering)
Come on, Khloe.
-Yeah!
-Yes.
KHLOE:
I'm (bleep) exhausted.
This is, like,
heavy-duty-type stuff.
And I have long nails
that I'm not willing to break.
I'm not doing that one
because of my nails.
We get it. Good job.
Keep going.
-Come on, Khlo.
-KRIS: Let's go, Khloe.
Oh, my gosh, go! Go!
-Your last event.
-You're almost at the
finish line. Yeah!
Come on, Khloe. Whoo!
-That was so good.
-Great job, Khloe.
-What did she get?
-Fifteen-second penalty,
so 2:48.
KHLOE: I felt like I was
really good on time.
I just could not do the wall.
I felt like
that was gonna slow me down.
I don't know if that was
the right move, the wrong move.
But I think I did well.
I honestly don't know if my
sisters can do all that.
That (bleep) is hard.
All right, Jenner,
show us how it's done.
2:48 sounds easy to beat.
I'm not concerned.
On your mark, get set, go!
KIM:
Let's go, Kendall!
KRIS:
Oh...
-I hear some interesting noises.
-(Kris moaning)
COREY:
How that feel? That's good?
It's Corey and my mom.
Are they breaking their
celibacy?
Mom!
I think it's pretty obvious
they tried to set us up.
To have a moment to just be
together, and to see
if we even like being together
without the kids,
you know, it was a cool thing.
This is nice.
-KRIS: That's my girl.
-Go, Kendall!
-Yeah, Kendall.
-Let's go, Kendall!
KHLOE:
Oh, you are a real crawler.
-Go, Kendall.
-Jump. Oh, wow.
-Like a SEAL.
-Yeah!
KENDALL:
The course is really intense.
I think it was a bit more
than I was expecting.
-(bleep)
-You need water.
KENDALL: I'm out of the pool
and I cannot breathe.
This is brutal.
It's okay, Kendall,
you got this, babe.
-Kendall, you got it.
-(all cheer)
That's my girl.
-Go, Kendall, go!
-Yes, Kendall!
Oh, my God, my leg.
KRIS:
You got it, Kendall.
Let's go. You got it.
-Come on, Kenny.
You got this, Kenny.
-You got it!
Be careful of the splinters.
-Oh, my God!
KHLOE:
I know your ass has splinters.
KHLOE:
Kendall is impressive.
Her limbs are just so long,
so she just covers more space.
Kendall has that advantage,
(bleep) bitch.
I just hope she can't
beat my time.
KRIS:
Your last event, Kendall.
Your last event.
Go, Kendall!
KRIS:
All right, that's my girl.
-Kenny!
-(all cheering)
Yes!
(air horn blares)
KRIS:
Two minutes, 35 seconds,
everybody.
My lungs are burning.
That was crazy.
That was, honestly,
the most energy I think I've
ever exerted in my entire life.
But I feel good.
I completed it,
and I beat Khloe.
I definitely thought Khloe was
gonna be my biggest competition.
KIM:
Kourtney, we're depending
on you.
KOURTNEY:
Kendall beating Khloe
is pretty scary.
I'm feeling a lot of pressure.
Like, I don't know
how fast I am.
I-I feel like I'm fast,
so I still think we've got this.
Get set, go!
KHLOE:
You got this. Come on, Kourt!
KIM:
Yeah, Kourt, I know
you can do this.
KRIS:
Slow it down, Kourtney.
Pace yourself.
KIM:
Don't slow it down.
This is only two minutes
of your life!
-(all shouting)
-Yes! Yes!
Oh, my God.
Two minutes of your life!
-Go, Kourtney.
-Let's go, Kourt!
Let's go, let's go,
let's go.
-You need some water.
-No, I'm fine.
-(laughs)
-Come on, Kourtney!
-Don't slow down.
-Come on, Kourt.
-Yes! Oh!
-Let's go, Kourt!
-(others cheering)
-Come on.
-You got it, Kourtney.
You got it, Kourtney.
You're at half the time
Kendall is. Let's go!
-Go!
-Oh, my God.
You're almost there.
-I'm here to catch you. Go.
-(bleep), I don't even...
This obstacle course is
definitely made for tall people.
-I'm five-one and proud.
-(bleep)
But I'm at a disadvantage here.
Don't get a splinter.
You go! Go, Kourtney!
-You got it, Kourtney!
-(bleep)
You have 30 seconds
to get this title for life.
You're gonna beat Kendall.
Kourtney is feeling it.
I'm so happy, I'm so surprised.
I did not expect this
out of Kourt.
You got this, Kourtney.
You got this, Kourtney,
it's almost there!
-You got it!
-(others shouting)
Ah, she has a really good time!
Go! This is it!
Let's go!
(all shouting)
-Go, Kourtney!
-(laughs)
-Whoa!
-(air horn blares)
-Yeah.
-(whooping)
What was the time?
(bleep), I was close.
I was four seconds
slower than Kendall,
but that was not a fair course.
-I didn't beat her.
-Kourt, that was so good.
COREY:
That was strong, Kourt.
-Yes, Kendall!
-(all cheering)
Yeah!
Obviously I knew
I was gonna win.
I'm excited.
I mean, that's so fun.
I just beat my Kardashian
sisters.
We proved a point here today.
KHLOE:
Good job, Kenny!
Kendall deserves it.
She did the best.
-We're not haters.
And I would have won
had my knee been fine,
so we already know that.
Everyone's a winner
that even tried.
KHLOE:
Exactly, Kim.
-Everybody get on there.
Everybody get on there.
-That's my girl.
I showed up.
I'm a winner, too.
You showed up.
Get up there.
-This is beautiful.
-(Kris laughs)
♪ ♪
(Kris moans)
(moaning continues)
I'm trying to read my book,
and I hear some...
(Kris moans loudly)
...really interesting noises.
-(Kris moans)
-(Kourtney gasps)
COREY:
How that feel? That's good?
Am I in there?
I can hear that it's Corey
and my mom...
COREY:
Am I hitting the right side?
KOURTNEY:
...which I definitely
don't want to hear.
But I'm also, like, are they
breaking their celibacy?
-How that feel?
-KRIS: So good.
Mom! What are you guys doing?
-KRIS: What? (laughs)
-What are you doing here?
KOURTNEY:
I was hearing your noises.
Noises? No, my neck hurts.
-Was she that loud?
-Yes.
-I thought you were having sex.
-What?!
No. Honestly, we've been
doing so well.
-Good.
-It's really getting boring.
KOURTNEY:
The two weeks will be over
officially tomorrow,
so I'm definitely proud
of Corey and my mom
for sticking to their celibacy,
if they really did.
I'm so happy that they helped me
with my Poosh research,
and hopefully they'll be
better for it.
I'm not gonna even lie
to you, Kourtney.
It was tough, but I've been
having a good time
doing all the things that
we wouldn't normally
-put energy into doing.
-Good.
It didn't move mountains
with us,
because we're really good
in a lot of the personal areas.
But it was fun to support
the exercise.
Yeah, and we'll try
anything once.
And I think we did good.
I want to do everything
we've been doing.
-But I've been, like, waiting
a long time to touch her.
-(Kris laughs)
I want to have all of it
put together
-and not do this exercise again.
-(Kris laughs)
KRIS:
That's for sure.
♪ ♪
-KHLOE: Hey.
-KIM: What are you doing?
So, you know Kourtney's fantasy
-is to go to Switzerland.
-Yeah.
Who better to fulfill
her fantasy
-than the Lord?
-Than Scott? Yeah.
So I think we could bring
Switzerland here.
Is that a Swiss flag?
-Yeah.
-That looks like the Red Cross.
This is a white cross.
It's the exact opposite, but
still I went to the Red Cross.
Anyways, we're gonna make it
as Swiss as we can.
Kourtney and Scott
are both getting here tonight,
thinking they're meeting
Kim and I for a family dinner,
but we want to set up
a Swiss-themed romantic dinner
because we know that's something
Kourtney claims to love.
KIM:
I brought candles
and rose petals.
Is that Swiss?
KHLOE:
Once the sun is setting,
everything is gonna
look more romantic
and enticing and she will be
overwhelmed with love.
I have a speaker
to play Swiss music.
-KIM: What is Swiss music?
-Yodeling.
(Swiss music playing)
Is this sexy music?
-I don't think so.
But she wants to move
to Switzerland, so...
(laughs)
I don't think I knew what
Swiss music would sound like.
This is lovely music.
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
♪ ♪
-SCOTT: You look so nice.
-KOURTNEY: Oh, thanks.
KOURTNEY:
Is this a scavenger hunt?
That's-- you would know better
than I do. I don't know.
-Kim?
-KOURTNEY: Mom?
KOURTNEY:
Kim and Khloe said
that we're having
a family dinner tonight in
Malibu, but our family dinners
don't usually start with
cryptic love notes and clues.
-Where are they?
-SCOTT: There's nobody here.
I'm not really sure
what's going on,
but they're definitely
up to something.
What is this?
"Follow the rose petals."
-What is this?
-I feel like we're on, like,
The Bachelor.
Oh, there's Swiss flags.
(laughs):
Are there? Swiss?
Yeah. Is there
Swiss yodeling going on?
-(Swiss music playing)
-This is supposed
to be Switzerland?
Evidently. Switzerland
has never looked so good.
A table for two?
-So it's just me and you?
-Oh, fondue.
Oh, so this is, like,
them setting us up.
KOURTNEY:
Or is this you setting it up?
♪ ♪
SCOTT:
So this is, like, them
setting us up.
Or is this you setting it up?
No, I didn't have anything
to do with this.
Are you sure?
I think I would say,
right now, I did this for us.
First of all,
I wouldn't have yodeled.
-KOURTNEY: Okay.
-And second, I don't think
I would've done a lot
of these things.
Is that what they eat
in Switzerland?
I don't know.
It's nice.
-I thought this was
a family dinner.
-(phone chimes)
So did I.
I mean, it's still
a family dinner, technically.
-Yeah.
-But I think
it's pretty obvious they...
tried to set us up.
You know, I think the family
puts a lot of pressure
on Kourtney more so than me
in regards to them wanting her
to be back together with me.
They just see two people
that spend
a lot of time together, do a lot
of things with their children,
so why can't we have
a perfect little family
and a white picket fence?
But it's just not that simple.
But I think to have a moment
to just be together
and to see if we even like
being together
without the kids, you know,
is a cool thing.
Like, I understand the whole
trying to get us alone...
...but what's going on
with the Swiss thing?
-'Cause you talk
about Switzerland?
-I guess.
I talk about boats a lot.
You don't see a boat
sitting out there.
(laughs)
I don't know.
I think it's the 15-minute
Switzerland rule.
The 15-minute Switzerland rule?
-Mm-hmm.
-What does that mean?
You meet a Swiss guy, in
15 minutes something goes down.
-That means he's the one.
-It does?
No, I just made it up.
I just joke that I'm gonna
move to Switzerland.
Oh.
I mean, I guess it's cute
that they try to do this,
-slash annoying.
-Mm.
-(chuckles)
-Yeah.
It's not bad for you and I
to have some time
-without the kids.
-Yeah.
SCOTT:
I mean, I don't really
remember the last time
we really had dinner alone,
candlelit.
I would probably say...
-Ever?
-...a vacation?
In Mexico.
(chuckles)
In Cabo.
-That was the one
I was thinking about.
-Yeah.
I think it was a nice thing,
and they were just trying
to please you
with your Switzerland dreams.
So I can't be mad
at anybody for trying.
Yeah, I think it's nice.
Last night,
we were talking about
all my pee stories.
-Yeah.
-We were, like,
crying, laughing,
-like...
-Pee in your pants?
-(laughs)
-The one at, uh,
the hotel was good.
The people coming
out of the elevator.
We looked at them like, "Ugh,
"someone just, like,
peed in there.
It's gross, guys."
And they were like,
"Oh, my God."
-"How disgusting." Yeah.
-"That's gross."
-(laughs)
-And we sat with them
at the beach the whole day.
-Yeah.
-That was fun.
♪ ♪
-KHLOE: Hello!
-KIM: Kourtney? Scott?
KHLOE:
Hello? Your cars are here.
-Where are they?
-KHLOE: Wait. I hear music.
-Hello?
-(laughter in distance)
(doorknob jiggling)
The master is locked.
-They're in there.
-Come here. Let's go around.
Let's go around.
Wait, do those doors open?
KIM:
Oh, my God.
Look at all the roses.
KHLOE:
Roses and the bathtub drawn.
-SCOTT: Ooh.
-(Kourtney chuckles)
-Ah!
-KOURTNEY: Uhp.
-KHLOE: Hello.
-Hello. (chuckles)
-SCOTT: What's up?
-KOURTNEY: Good morning.
We were trying to spy
on you guys,
but here we are.
What the hell is happening?
-What are you guys doing?
-We were just enjoying the view.
KHLOE:
A brassiere?
Are you guys back together?
Did you seal the deal?
Well, your dinner
was so, um, romantic.
SCOTT:
The Swiss flag is what got us.
KOURTNEY:
As a joke, we decided to set
a romantic scene
and pretend that we had
a night together.
Like their mission
was accomplished.
Lord Disick reigns here.
(laughs)
Lord Disick may shine again!
(laughter)
KHLOE:
What'd you say?
"Mount Shine again"?
(English accent): Lord Disick
may shine here again!
-KIM: "May shine."
-KHLOE (laughs): Oh,
"may shine here again."
-KHLOE: Okay.
-Oh, thank God.
KIM:
Did our Parent Trap work?
KOURTNEY:
Dinner was very nice,
but we're not
back together, so...
KHLOE:
So you're just (bleep)?
Nope. We're just parents...
That sometimes...
(tongue clicking)
-Nope.
-KIM: You guys, stop.
KHLOE:
We saw rose petals
and a bath drawn.
-KIM: What are you guys doing?
-Yeah. I just honestly...
-Very confused.
-(Kourtney chuckles)
KOURTNEY:
Maybe we're just pretending...
-KIM: What do you mean?
-...to get back for you guys
meddling in our business.
KHLOE:
Okay.
Kourtney and Scott claim
that nothing happened
between them last night
and it's a prank, but who knows?
-A girl can wonder.
-I don't know if I believe that.
KHLOE:
Wasn't it a nice surprise?
SCOTT:
Yeah. We never really
spend much time
without the kids, so...
KOURTNEY:
That was nice.
KIM:
Well, on that note,
we will leave you alone
so you guys can bond even more.
I feel like we interrupted
you guys.
I'm rooting for them.
I think we're all rooting
for them,
and maybe they just need
this time, and maybe they need
even more time than right now.
Who knows? But we're
always rooting for them.
(laughter)
KOURTNEY:
Addison Rae
is a TikToker.
KHLOE:
She sleeps over a lot?
What room does she sleep in?
-My mom's.
-Kourtney's not really
like this
with her other girlfriends.
(whooping, screaming)
Work it! Yeah!
-MAN: Oh, my God.
-What is wrong?
You don't understand
what just happened.
2020 has been
a really crazy year.
MAN 2 (on TV):
The bunker is designed
to withstand all disasters.
You just want to be prepared
for anything.
-My God, it's an emergency.
-(siren wailing)