1 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:11,667 I went to my friend Nicole's house down the street. 2 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:14,700 There was paddleboarders, and all these dolphins came 3 00:00:14,734 --> 00:00:17,000 -right inside the paddleboarders. -Mm-hmm. 4 00:00:17,033 --> 00:00:18,533 -Oh, my gosh, how cute. -It was so cool. 5 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:20,567 The paddleboarders were, like, so excited, but freaked out. 6 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,133 Oh, my. 7 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:24,233 Look at your weird, spider-like arms. 8 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:27,000 Oh. Let's just wrestle right now, Kendall, 9 00:00:27,033 --> 00:00:28,433 -and I promise you, I'll win. Arm wrestle? 10 00:00:28,467 --> 00:00:31,767 -No. I'll demolish your ass. -Come on. 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,700 Hold on. All right. 12 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:37,467 One, two, three. 13 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:40,000 -Kendall! Oh, -Go, Kendall. 14 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:41,567 Wow. Yeah! 15 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,667 Yes! Holy crap. 16 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:47,166 What the actual (bleep)? 17 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,500 Like, Kendall is... Hulk-like strength. 18 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:54,000 That bitch is so strong, it's-it's scary. 19 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:56,066 -Kimberly. -All right, look. Kendall. 20 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:57,667 Go from the start. -One, two, three. I think 21 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:59,400 -Mom should get in there. Oh, yeah, Kim! 22 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:01,400 -Yeah! Yeah, Keeks! Yeah, Keeks! 23 00:01:01,433 --> 00:01:04,166 Oh... 24 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,000 -Yeah! 25 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:09,066 You should be on a circus. 26 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:11,066 You're freakishly strong! 27 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:13,300 I'm a beast. You are a beast. 28 00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:16,300 Listen, guys, I work out every morning. 29 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:18,734 I lift lots of weights. You've seen my trainer. 30 00:01:18,767 --> 00:01:21,300 You have no idea how proud I am. 31 00:01:21,333 --> 00:01:23,166 It just blew my mind. 32 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,233 I need your autograph on my arm or something. 33 00:01:25,266 --> 00:01:26,700 Like, it's amazing that you kicked 34 00:01:26,734 --> 00:01:28,367 -Kendall's ass. -I did. 35 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,066 -I was so... -Your scrawny little arms 36 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,633 and her daddy-long-leg arms. 37 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:33,700 You did it! 38 00:01:33,734 --> 00:01:36,033 Kendall, you're letting me down. 39 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:05,300 So I'm staying at the Malibu house 40 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:06,767 alone tonight. 41 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,600 It's nice that I can really, 42 00:02:08,633 --> 00:02:12,000 you know, work and focus on Poosh. 43 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:17,200 Is someone here? 44 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:19,066 -Hello? 45 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,166 -Oh, my gosh. Oh. 46 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,734 What are you doing? -I'm snacking. 47 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:25,567 -Why are you here? -Why are you here? 48 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,333 I had all this Poosh work to do. I just thought it was nice to... 49 00:02:28,367 --> 00:02:30,200 I wanted to be by the water. No one said 50 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,700 -they were gonna be here today. -...get it done. 51 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:34,300 -Yeah, where are Mason and Reign? -At Mom's. 52 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:37,233 -Where's Penop? -She wanted to sleep at Khloe's. 53 00:02:37,266 --> 00:02:39,500 It's just like the world bringing us together. 54 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:41,500 -You want to watch a movie? -Yeah, we can. 55 00:02:41,533 --> 00:02:45,300 Ever seen a man eat a Milky Way with a fork and knife? 56 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,266 -Nope. -It's very classy. 57 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,433 -Is it? -Hell yeah. 58 00:02:49,467 --> 00:02:51,233 -Shall we? -Sure. 59 00:02:51,266 --> 00:02:53,667 I can't remember the last time 60 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:57,734 Scott and I spent time alone together 61 00:02:57,767 --> 00:03:00,233 without the kids. It's been 62 00:03:00,266 --> 00:03:02,500 years since we did this. 63 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:04,633 And it's just a little bit weird. 64 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:06,667 How's that cookie? It looks insanely good. 65 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:09,333 -It is. -Holy-- Look at the way 66 00:03:09,367 --> 00:03:11,467 you're placing that in your mouth. 67 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,200 -That was exquisite. 68 00:03:14,233 --> 00:03:15,767 You're an unbelievable woman. 69 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,033 -I know. -So, 70 00:03:18,066 --> 00:03:20,000 what are you working on as far as Poosh stuff? 71 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:24,000 Uh, I think I'm gonna do an article right now on celibacy. 72 00:03:24,033 --> 00:03:26,266 I have to research it. I'm just getting st... 73 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:28,667 -Oh, we practiced celibacy for a while. -...getting started. 74 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:31,533 No, we still had sex even though you think we didn't. 75 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:34,133 You told Sarah Howard you thought I was a porn star 76 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:36,000 when we first started hooking up. 77 00:03:36,033 --> 00:03:37,400 I remember, but 78 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,266 I don't sit there and dwell and think about... 79 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:41,033 Oh, there's no dwelling, baby. 80 00:03:41,066 --> 00:03:42,467 You were with a porn star one time. 81 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,100 Definitely not. 82 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:45,400 I forgot how nice it is 83 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:48,633 to just have a conversation with Scott 84 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:50,133 without the kids. 85 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:52,000 We're friends. 86 00:03:52,033 --> 00:03:54,667 Purely platonic. 87 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:01,166 -What's so funny? I don't know. 88 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:07,233 I was walking around the neighborhood 89 00:04:07,266 --> 00:04:09,567 yesterday in, like, a bikini. 90 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,200 Can I see a picture of the outfit? 91 00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:12,533 No, I don't have a picture. 92 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:15,734 -Sounds butters. It definitely is. 93 00:04:15,767 --> 00:04:18,500 This house has got a nice vibe to it. 94 00:04:18,533 --> 00:04:20,200 Yeah. 95 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:29,066 We've got to play volleyball. 96 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:31,300 Yeah, I want to start doing that. It's such a good workout. 97 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:32,533 What'd you say? 98 00:04:32,567 --> 00:04:34,433 Let's try and get a good rally going. 99 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:35,633 Hey! 100 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:37,467 -Why would you do that? -Whoa! 101 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:40,166 She knows what she's doing. All right, ready? 102 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,300 Go, Kim, go! Oh. 103 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:42,667 Ooh, sorry. Sorry. 104 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,133 -That was a little to the left. -No, you're fine. 105 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:45,667 I'm not good at this. 106 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,233 Like, I actually know how to play volleyball. 107 00:04:47,266 --> 00:04:49,133 -Oh, Scott, it's yours. -Aah! 108 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:50,667 This is very hard to watch. 109 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:53,066 -Oh, (bleep)! Go! Run! Let us get in on this. 110 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,033 -Yeah, come on. -This is embarrassing, you guys. 111 00:04:55,066 --> 00:04:57,066 The Kardashians versus the Jenners? 112 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,567 Yeah, but let me serve. I don't know 113 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,367 -if you know what you're doing. Shut up. 114 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,500 As siblings, we're always competitive. 115 00:05:03,533 --> 00:05:05,734 But Kendall has been talking a lot about how 116 00:05:05,767 --> 00:05:08,000 the Jenners are genetically gifted. 117 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:11,467 And this is something that, like, makes my blood boil. 118 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:12,734 I did this blood test. 119 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:14,467 They told me that I'm super athletic 120 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,233 and that I'm built for this 121 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:18,033 But I'm athletic, too. 122 00:05:18,066 --> 00:05:19,533 Are you, though? 123 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:21,500 I am. What are you talking about? 124 00:05:21,533 --> 00:05:23,467 We are not genetically gifted, 125 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:27,300 but we have fought harder to be athletes, 126 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,066 to work out, to have a routine. 127 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:31,100 We are the true athletes here. 128 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:33,467 -I forgot. You go like this? -Like this. 129 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,467 Don't give her any tips, you cheater! 130 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,233 -I used to play this -We used to play. 131 00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:39,100 -Bro, chill. -Well, if you used to play, do it! 132 00:05:39,133 --> 00:05:40,433 Three times tops. 133 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:42,367 -Watch out, skinny bitch. All right. 134 00:05:45,266 --> 00:05:47,000 Ow! Yeah! 135 00:05:47,033 --> 00:05:49,100 -I got it. -Kim! 136 00:05:49,133 --> 00:05:51,100 Kendall! 137 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:57,633 We won! We won! 138 00:05:57,667 --> 00:06:00,700 When it comes to sports, I do like to win. 139 00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:03,633 My dad always just had so much faith in Kylie and I 140 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,333 when it came to, like, being athletic. 141 00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:08,266 Come on. 142 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,767 Defense! 143 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,567 We grew up daddy's girls, with those Olympic genes, 144 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,433 so... the Jenners, we're just, we have it in us. 145 00:06:15,467 --> 00:06:18,000 -Oh, she's... -Oh, (bleep)! 146 00:06:18,033 --> 00:06:20,000 Ah! We won again! 147 00:06:20,033 --> 00:06:23,033 Oh, my God! 148 00:06:24,266 --> 00:06:26,233 Go, Kim, go! 149 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:32,033 I think the kids are competitive just naturally. 150 00:06:32,066 --> 00:06:35,300 So it's a lot of fun to see them and how serious they are. 151 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,000 -Whoo! -Are you okay? 152 00:06:38,033 --> 00:06:39,734 Kim gets MVP award. 153 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,266 They want to win. 154 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,533 Guys, what we need to do instead of having this, like, 155 00:06:43,567 --> 00:06:45,500 one-off volleyball game, is, like, 156 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:47,533 an obstacle course challenge. 157 00:06:47,567 --> 00:06:50,367 Like, the Kardashians versus the Jenners. 158 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,000 Like, a serious race. 159 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:56,033 We can literally have, like, a Spartan 160 00:06:56,066 --> 00:06:58,400 obstacle course set up in our backyard. 161 00:06:58,433 --> 00:07:00,066 Kendall and Kylie, take note. 162 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:03,200 -You want to come for us... -Can't even do volleyball? 163 00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:05,166 -Yeah, you pussies. 164 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,433 We're down for literally anything. 165 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:09,367 We're still winning, though. 166 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,667 Good serve, Kourtney! 167 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:19,300 Hey! -Hey, sweetie, how you doing? 168 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:20,600 What are you writing? 169 00:07:20,633 --> 00:07:23,033 This article for Poosh about 170 00:07:23,066 --> 00:07:27,400 the benefits achieved from celibacy. 171 00:07:27,433 --> 00:07:29,033 Oh, Lord. 172 00:07:29,066 --> 00:07:30,600 Are you sure I'm in the right conversation, babe? 173 00:07:30,633 --> 00:07:33,667 People practice this because they want more energy, 174 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:36,633 stronger mental focus, a closer relationship with their partner. 175 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:40,400 More energy for-for not having an orgasm? 176 00:07:40,433 --> 00:07:44,133 Yeah. Orgasms are considered a release of energy. Closer... 177 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:47,433 Positive energy, though. It makes you feel positive. 178 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,233 By abstaining from orgasm, people have been known 179 00:07:50,266 --> 00:07:54,266 to have orgasms by simply watching the sun set. 180 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:55,700 What kind of weirdo was that? 181 00:07:55,734 --> 00:07:57,400 I want to have what they're having. 182 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,734 Well, why don't you guys try it and see what happens? 183 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:04,367 It'll be a fun little experiment for my Poosh article. 184 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,600 I've been so busy with Poosh lately. 185 00:08:07,633 --> 00:08:10,066 And now I'm getting deep into this article 186 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:14,367 to see how celibacy affects relationships. 187 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,233 It's actual people practicing celibacy. 188 00:08:18,266 --> 00:08:21,400 And since my mom and Corey are not shy... 189 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:22,600 Is anybody in here? 190 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:25,000 This is some sexy 191 00:08:25,033 --> 00:08:27,667 KRIS I cannot stop thinking about sex. 192 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:31,233 I am nominating them to be my guinea pigs. 193 00:08:31,266 --> 00:08:33,667 You want us to have no sex for how long? 194 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:36,033 I don't know, like, two weeks. 195 00:08:36,066 --> 00:08:38,000 Hell no. This is some bull 196 00:08:38,033 --> 00:08:41,367 Kourtney thinks that I'm gonna have more mental clarity 197 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,400 if I don't have sex for two weeks. 198 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:46,333 We have no privacy, so even the bedroom 199 00:08:46,367 --> 00:08:48,400 is up for your family's business. 200 00:08:48,433 --> 00:08:51,266 Yeah. Exactly. 201 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,533 I'm not doing this experiment. 202 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,500 Come on, guys. Please just do it for Poosh. 203 00:08:56,533 --> 00:08:58,133 Do it for science. 204 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:00,166 Do you practice this, CEO of Poosh? 205 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,633 I have... I am celibate 206 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:04,734 until my husband from Switzerland comes. 207 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:07,500 Did you advertise for a husband from Switzerland? 208 00:09:07,533 --> 00:09:11,400 No. I just know that that's where he is. 209 00:09:11,433 --> 00:09:13,333 Like, that's where I will end up. 210 00:09:13,367 --> 00:09:14,633 All right. I'm in. 211 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,734 We can all be celibate together. 212 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:18,633 Do we have to do this? 213 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,066 Kourtney, what if sex does a good thing to me? 214 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:23,133 What if it'll make me very negative 215 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:25,300 -to go without it? Well, we're gonna find out. 216 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,700 You're horny as 217 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:31,367 So I don't think this is gonna work. 218 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,133 I don't like this game. 219 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:35,500 Oh, man, I'm gonna be a psycho. 220 00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:39,667 I came over here in the morning, 221 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:42,600 and I saw Kourtney and Scott asleep together 222 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,166 -on the couch. You're lying. 223 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,700 Do we think they're, like, hooking up again? 224 00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:48,200 -I just want them to try. I don't know. Maybe. 225 00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:50,533 I don't know what the is going on, 226 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:52,433 but I will figure this out. 227 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:56,433 The Kardashian tribe thinks that they could kick your ass 228 00:09:56,467 --> 00:09:58,033 in this obstacle course. 229 00:09:58,066 --> 00:10:01,667 No. It's just a known fact that we're more athletic. 230 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,734 -Right? My sisters and I 231 00:10:03,767 --> 00:10:07,333 are gonna have this crazy Spartan obstacle course. 232 00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:09,500 Kardashians versus the Jenners. 233 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:13,066 -Kardashians are way... -Kim, stop. 234 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,166 Babe, you look very sexy, honey. 235 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,266 Can you resist me? 236 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:29,166 No. I cannot resist you. 237 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,000 You stay on that side of the pool, 238 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,367 and I'll stay over here. 239 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,500 We're social distancing anyways by law. 240 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,166 Babe, we sleep together. 241 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,200 I'm gonna start putting a bottle of lotion on my side 242 00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:40,033 -to keep me company. -Babe. 243 00:10:40,066 --> 00:10:42,667 'Cause we're practicing non-touching. 244 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,600 So, then, why are you talking about sex? 245 00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:47,266 I'm thinking about you all day. 246 00:10:48,633 --> 00:10:50,000 I can't wait till it's over. 247 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:52,333 I'm in this situation to touch you 248 00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:54,367 as much as I want to touch you. That's why I'm here. 249 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,734 That's why you're here? 250 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:58,600 Babe, you're not supposed to be kissing me. 251 00:10:58,633 --> 00:11:01,767 -No. No. Nothing. -Why? We're really doing it? 252 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,667 We're doing it for Poosh. If we don't have sex, 253 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:07,200 we're gonna be... sharper. 254 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,033 You got to focus. That's what it's all about. 255 00:11:09,066 --> 00:11:11,166 I'm always focused on your booty. 256 00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:13,700 Like, like, the side of your butt. 257 00:11:13,734 --> 00:11:16,700 Are you just full of (bleep)? 258 00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:20,133 I'm the one who's staying strong. 259 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:22,233 You're the one who's not taking it seriously. 260 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,266 I really like you, and you're so damn sexy, 261 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,066 -and you're my baby. -I don't like... 262 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,133 Stop it. Stop it. -No. 263 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:31,100 I don't like... Don't. Don't. Just stop it. 264 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:34,567 You can research. Sex makes you live longer, 265 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,533 and it also keeps you healthy. 266 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:38,166 Just take a little cold shower. 267 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,467 -You're gonna be fine. -That's where you're wrong. 268 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,133 See, you don't know what a cold shower do to me. 269 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:45,266 Oh, my God. -Don't make it too long, 270 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,367 because once it stay down a long time, 271 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,567 it might not never come back up. 272 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,700 Oh, my God. 273 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,433 Guys, my back of my knee hurts so badly now. 274 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:02,400 I hurt my knee working out with Melissa last night. 275 00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:03,667 I have to ice it later today. 276 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,667 Really? Who's Melissa? 277 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,333 -My trainer. Kim's trainer. Mm. 278 00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:09,200 -The, like, bodybuilder girl? Yeah. 279 00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:11,333 I was thinking about entering. 280 00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:13,734 So, my sisters and I are gonna have 281 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:17,367 this crazy, insane Spartan obstacle course 282 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,700 set up in the backyard of this Malibu house, 283 00:12:19,734 --> 00:12:22,233 and we are just gonna see who wins, 284 00:12:22,266 --> 00:12:24,667 Kardashians versus the Jenners. 285 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,066 Well, with that arm wrestling (bleep)? 286 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,567 -But I have a tactic. 287 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,033 I know what to do now. 288 00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:30,667 I got this. Come here, Kendall. 289 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,400 No, we have nowhere to... 290 00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:33,700 -Come here. -No. 291 00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:36,400 You guys, I came over here in the morning 292 00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:38,734 a few days ago, and I saw Kourtney and Scott 293 00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:41,367 asleep together on the couch. 294 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,567 You're lying. 295 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,467 No, they were, like, separate. 296 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,066 -They weren't, like, spooning on the couch or anything. -Oh, okay. 297 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,000 But, like, he was here and she was here. 298 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,100 They weren't far away, though. They were close. 299 00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:52,734 Kourtney and Scott were having a little sleepover. 300 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:56,200 They definitely look a little cozy. 301 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,333 Something's definitely going on between the two of them. 302 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:00,600 Like, I can feel it. 303 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,066 Oh, my God. 304 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,533 Do we think they're, like, hooking up again? 305 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:04,633 I just want them to try. 306 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,200 I don't know. Maybe. 307 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:08,367 I mean, Scott's single right now. 308 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,200 What's the harm in trying? The worst that will happen 309 00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:12,266 is they're like, "You know what? We don't vibe with this." 310 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,400 Yeah. I agree. 311 00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:15,767 But they're also too pussy to try. 312 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,633 I think they're afraid that they're gonna, like, 313 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,567 mess up their good co-parenting. 314 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,533 Which could be an op-- an option, but they... 315 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,767 But you're not one to talk. 316 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,233 I'm not one to talk. I know that. 317 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,033 Hello, Kourtney. Hi, guys. 318 00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:35,700 Hey-a, Scott. 319 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,200 Hi, honey. 320 00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:43,033 Hi. -Ah... 321 00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:44,367 Hi. Whoa. 322 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,734 You're just chilling on the trampoline, Mommy? 323 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:51,166 Yeah, I'm trying to get a little S-U-N. 324 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,500 -I feel you. -Did you hear from Kendall 325 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,633 that the Kardashian tribe thinks 326 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:59,667 that they could kick your ass in this obstacle course? 327 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,367 No. 328 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,100 First of all, we have 20 years on them. 329 00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:08,166 It's just a known fact that we're more athletic. 330 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,367 Right? 331 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,667 If I had to pick which side was more athletic, 332 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,066 I'd have to go with Jenner. 333 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,133 Just genetically, you know what I mean? 334 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,467 Well, I used to do a backflip all the time. 335 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,667 But I-I just, like, haven't done a backflip 336 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,767 -in so long. -Ooh. 337 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,200 -Neither have I. -And I'm just worried. 338 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:25,467 Jenners chicken out. 339 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,000 Hey, Kim. Were you listening 340 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,266 to the whole conversation? 341 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,767 -You're so nosy. -It's okay. 342 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,700 The Kardashians are way... 343 00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:35,700 -Kim, stop. -...way more athletic and stronger anyway. 344 00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:37,033 No. 345 00:14:37,066 --> 00:14:38,767 Let's see a flip. 346 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,166 -Go on, Kylie. -But when I go for it, I can't b-- I have to do it. 347 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,567 Yeah. 348 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,567 -Or you'll snap your neck in half. -Ken-- 349 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,133 -Kim! 350 00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:50,633 Kylie, all right! 351 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,100 Kylie can do a flip. 352 00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:53,400 That is Kylie's thing. 353 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:56,567 But can she run? Can she lift weights? 354 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,033 Can she show up? I don't know. 355 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,166 All right! You're a Jenner. 356 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,100 You try that, Kardashian. 357 00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,600 I never claimed I could. 358 00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:06,400 You guys, Kourtney and Scott. 359 00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:07,700 I think we need to Parent Trap it up. 360 00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:09,233 I love a good trap. 361 00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:10,700 Why don't we say we're going to dinner 362 00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:12,300 -and none of us show up? And then all of us flake? 363 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,200 They need this little push, yeah. 364 00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:15,567 Shove them together. 365 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,066 So I just went to get an MRI today, 366 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,200 and he told me that I had a big cyst and it burst. 367 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:22,600 I have this cyst on the back of my knee 368 00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:24,233 that's creating this pain. 369 00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:27,433 But I'll do what I got to do to be ready for the race. 370 00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,266 Ooh, the helicopter's back. 371 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,533 I don't get it. Are they going to the boat? 372 00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:46,333 I feel like it's very Tom Cruise, that one. 373 00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,633 No, that's, like, a military-grade helicopter. 374 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:51,734 That's, like, so legit. But it's so cool. 375 00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:53,433 You guys, Kourtney and Scott. 376 00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:56,000 -I think we need to... 377 00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:57,767 -Pay attention. -I am. 378 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,667 I keep telling her to, like, give it a shot. 379 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:03,433 Yeah. -'Cause I feel like she's just so, like, 380 00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:04,700 not trying to. 381 00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:05,767 Yeah. 382 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,367 I am Team Skourt. 383 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,166 I think she'll literally kill me for saying anything, 384 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,533 but I don't know, I am-- I am Team Skourt. 385 00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:13,133 I love you. 386 00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:15,166 I've known their relationship 387 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,734 pretty much from the beginning. 388 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,400 You could just tell how much they loved each other. 389 00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:22,700 -Oh, yeah. -Come on. Sh... 390 00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:24,600 Let's just find out. 391 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:26,367 -It's a boy. -That's definitely it. See how... 392 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,600 What can I say? 393 00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:30,300 It's my truth. 394 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:33,066 Everyone thinks they're definitely made for each other. 395 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:34,600 Like, they're supposed to be together. 396 00:16:34,633 --> 00:16:37,467 I think he would do it in two seconds. 397 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,400 I think he's waiting on her to make the first move or... 398 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,433 I just think she'd be devastated if he really, really, 399 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:46,000 -really had, like, kids and a new family. Yeah. 400 00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:47,300 I would be devastated. 401 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:48,667 100%. 402 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,533 I think we need to Parent Trap it up. 403 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:53,433 -I love a good trap. -What does that mean? 404 00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:56,000 Parent Trap? How they tried to get their parents back together? 405 00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:57,734 Oh. 406 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,066 -Like, we're the kids, we're the twins. Oh, my God. 407 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,333 They do call themselves "Mom and Dad." 408 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,266 -They're our parents. -Yeah. 409 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,767 I think it would be really cool that they've gone 410 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,433 their separate ways, they've seen what else is out there, 411 00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:10,000 and now they can come back together and be together. 412 00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,300 They're both single right now, 413 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,600 -and I... -They're vibing. 414 00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:14,066 They are vibing. And I... 415 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,133 -They just need this, like... -Shove. 416 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:18,233 -This little push, yeah. -Shove them together. 417 00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:19,567 Why don't we all say we're, like, 418 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,367 going to dinner, and we set it up, whatever, 419 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,133 -and none of us show up. And then all of us flake. 420 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,767 -Yeah. -And just be like, "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry," 421 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,567 but we'll have, like, a cute little candlelit dinner, 422 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,600 -just for two. -This is good. 423 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,600 Yeah. Your nails match her phone case. 424 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,367 Oh, yeah. Oh, my. 425 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,000 You should take a picture of, like, holding the phone. 426 00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:37,700 -Like a hand model. I'm not a hand model. 427 00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:41,367 -In the sun. Still on the wood. -Bossy. Wow. 428 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,133 -There you go. 429 00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:46,233 Thank you, Rom-Com Kim. 430 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,600 Corey's ready. 431 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,734 You're Bruce Lee ready. 432 00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,200 You guys look so cute and silly. 433 00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:58,700 Stormi. 434 00:18:00,266 --> 00:18:02,633 Mom, you can't bribe kids like that. No way. 435 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,500 Yes, I can. No way. 436 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:08,767 Lovey has a lollipop for you? 437 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,500 No way! 438 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,600 Hi, Harrie. How you doing, Harrie? 439 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,667 -How are you? Uhp. -How you doing? 440 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,400 How are you? 441 00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:18,367 My mom and Corey have been struggling a bit 442 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,633 with this celibacy exercise. 443 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,300 So for my Poosh article, 444 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,100 I'm gonna try to show them how to channel 445 00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:28,433 their energy elsewhere. 446 00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:31,667 And the first exercise is tai chi. 447 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:35,433 This could be the release they need. 448 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,734 You're gonna brush the front, 449 00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,266 push your body to the left. 450 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,700 What this movement look like? 451 00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:46,133 Like, uh, John Travolta. 452 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,200 -John Travolta. -Yeah, see? 453 00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:50,000 -The hand is moving. -That's right. 454 00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:54,266 I feel like part of celibacy is just feeling closer 455 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,367 to your partner. 456 00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:00,367 It's a great opportunity for my mom and Corey to bond. 457 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,000 Thank you so much. -Thank you so much. 458 00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:04,633 My mom and Corey seem to have tai chi down, 459 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:07,400 but now I'm going to sit them down 460 00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:10,400 and really try to have, like, a deep talk 461 00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:13,533 where we can understand each other a little bit more. 462 00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:17,000 Face each other and look into each other's eyes. 463 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:19,400 Look into each other's eyes? -Yeah. 464 00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:21,567 Now, keep looking at each other. 465 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,600 I probably never would've tried some of the things 466 00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:28,100 that Kourtney suggests if it wasn't for what we're here for, 467 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:31,166 -but it's interesting. -I like it a lot, too, 468 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,300 and I like the concentration you have to have to even do that, 469 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,567 'cause-- I really like it. 470 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,400 What would be your dream date? 471 00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,600 Italy. Pasta. 472 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:45,500 We'll have a bottle of 1945 Pétrus. 473 00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:48,133 Dateline and going to bed at 7:00. 474 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,367 -That's fine with me. My mom and Corey 475 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,166 have been doing a really good job 476 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,700 with this celibacy exercise, 477 00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:58,467 but there's still a few things that I want to work on 478 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,433 before the end of their celibacy journey. 479 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:05,166 You released the eyes, now we can c... -Now we can look. 480 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,266 -You can look me in the eyes now. -We can thank her. 481 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,066 Yeah. 482 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,300 -I should start a therapy session. -Come on. 483 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,166 Whoa. 484 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,767 Wow. 485 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,700 -Ooh. 486 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,734 Hey. Hi. 487 00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,033 Hey, we're all so excited, 488 00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:27,600 but as you know, Kim has 489 00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:29,266 -her knee thing. I know. I know. 490 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:32,100 So I just went to get an MRI today. -Mm-hmm. 491 00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:34,734 And he told me that I had a big cyst behind there and it burst. 492 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:38,000 Ever since volleyball, my knee has been killing me. 493 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,333 So I go to the doctor to get an MRI, 494 00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,533 and they tell me that I have this big cyst 495 00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:46,567 on the back of my knee and that it has burst. 496 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,633 So there's this fluid that's, like, leaking out 497 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,433 that's creating this pain. 498 00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,700 You have a cyst in the back. 499 00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:55,100 Once it ruptures, it leaks this fluid 500 00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:58,500 and it sits around the muscles and it irritates them. 501 00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:05,300 So I hear the doctor, I want to listen to him, 502 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:09,367 but I'll do what I got to do to hopefully be ready for the race. 503 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,633 -We're gonna start over there, by the bench. -Okay. 504 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:15,767 One, two, three, four. 505 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,200 We can't let them win. 506 00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:22,433 I know Kim, Kourtney and Khloe 507 00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:24,233 are training for this obstacle course, 508 00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:26,467 and they think they're the only ones getting it in, 509 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,433 but Kylie and I are preparing ourselves, too. 510 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,133 We grew up playing every single sport. 511 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:38,066 Kylie was literally on the boys flag football team. 512 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,533 We definitely got it in us. 513 00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:41,400 Come on, use your core. 514 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:44,433 Kardashians train like 515 00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:45,567 we are beasts. 516 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,233 I'm feeling really optimistic. 517 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,433 -Kardashians get the gold. -Yeah. 518 00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:55,367 I mean, sure, my sisters work out a little bit more than me, 519 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,500 but I don't need to. 520 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,100 Come on, guys! 521 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,266 Twenty. 522 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,467 Is this a scavenger hunt? 523 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:11,033 Our family dinners don't usually start with cryptic love notes. 524 00:22:11,066 --> 00:22:12,533 "Follow the rose petals." 525 00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:15,200 What is this? 526 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:17,300 Let's go, Khloe! 527 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:20,333 The day of the Spartan Race is finally here. 528 00:22:20,367 --> 00:22:22,433 This is heavy-duty-type stuff. 529 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,433 Go! Oh, wow. Oh... 530 00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:26,567 The course is a bit more than I was expecting. 531 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,500 Oh, my God, my leg. 532 00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:30,033 -This is brutal. 533 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,133 How's Kim's knee? 534 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,767 It's a mess. It really hurts. 535 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,600 My knee was bothering me this morning. 536 00:22:45,633 --> 00:22:47,000 Do you want him to check it out? 537 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,500 Only Kardashians can check it out. 538 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,333 -I'm not letting any Jenners. 539 00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:52,600 -Yeah, no. Yeah, this is your edge. 540 00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:54,233 I have, like, 541 00:22:54,266 --> 00:22:58,000 a pinch, almost, like, going, like, down here, too. 542 00:22:58,033 --> 00:23:01,500 The day of the Spartan Race is finally here, 543 00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:04,633 and Team Kardashian has just plummeted. 544 00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,567 Kim has a bad knee, 545 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,400 and Kourtney's also having some problems. 546 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:10,734 -Not to start complaining... -Oh, God. 547 00:23:10,767 --> 00:23:12,633 ...but I haven't slept well in three nights. 548 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:14,700 My eye looks so tired. 549 00:23:14,734 --> 00:23:16,233 -That's why I was wearing glasses. -One eye? 550 00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:18,100 Yeah. Oh, God. 551 00:23:18,133 --> 00:23:19,533 -One eye's exhausted. -And then... 552 00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:21,633 It's not going according to plan. 553 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,400 I also have my period. 554 00:23:23,433 --> 00:23:25,166 I feel like that slows me down. 555 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,400 Whatever your issues are, don't act like we're all hurt and old. 556 00:23:28,433 --> 00:23:29,767 Hello? -Get out of here. 557 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,200 We cannot let the Jenners know 558 00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:35,266 we have complications over in this room. 559 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:36,567 Let me in. 560 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,266 -They're... -You guys are cheating. 561 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,500 I'm not gonna let these young little babies 562 00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:43,567 think that they actually have the leg up on the competition. 563 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,133 Oh, my God. 564 00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:49,166 We're still gonna kick their asses, I pray. 565 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,567 -Hey. How you feeling today? 566 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,166 -I'm okay. Don't ask her. 567 00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:57,533 Hi, where are you? 568 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,767 And it's all in my head, like, when I look down... 569 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,667 That's so weird. 570 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,266 Kylie has 571 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,000 a "sinus infection," so... 572 00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:09,333 -Don't even know what that is. -A sinus infection? 573 00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:12,166 -Like, it is something that debilitates... -Like, a stuffy nose. 574 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,400 -So... -And that makes you not work out? 575 00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:16,300 Apparently. 576 00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,700 -I mean, it's really convenient that this happened... -Yeah. 577 00:24:18,734 --> 00:24:20,300 ...before the obstacle. 578 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:23,166 I mean, I'm literally hobbling and can't walk 579 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,066 and I'm here and I'm just gonna, like, fight through it. 580 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,033 It's just me. 581 00:24:30,066 --> 00:24:32,133 I am gonna have to hold the name up. 582 00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:35,000 It is extra pressure now that Kylie's not here. 583 00:24:35,033 --> 00:24:38,600 But if I win, then it just proves my point further, 584 00:24:38,633 --> 00:24:40,700 because I just beat three Kardashians. 585 00:24:40,734 --> 00:24:44,333 So I cannot wait to just show everyone up. 586 00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:47,066 All right, shall we do this? 587 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:51,767 Hi. Hi. 588 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,033 -I'm Sam. Nice to meet you. 589 00:24:53,066 --> 00:24:54,700 -You're a Spartan? -Yeah. 590 00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:56,533 Have you ever done anything like this before? 591 00:24:56,567 --> 00:24:58,200 No. No. -Before we get started, 592 00:24:58,233 --> 00:25:00,033 we're gonna go over each obstacle. 593 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:03,367 You guys are gonna start halfway down the stairs. 594 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,400 This is your first obstacle, the Low Crawl. 595 00:25:05,433 --> 00:25:07,734 You guys are gonna get through this any way you want to. 596 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:10,166 And then you're actually gonna go under the Dunk Wall. 597 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,734 And then you're gonna stay until you nail the Spear Throw. 598 00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:15,333 We got the four-foot walls. 599 00:25:15,367 --> 00:25:18,533 And then the two trickiest ones, the Inverted Wall 600 00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:20,734 and the Slip Wall. 601 00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:23,200 So there are seven different obstacles. 602 00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:25,100 If there's an obstacle that we don't want to try, 603 00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:27,066 we have the right to skip it, 604 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,200 but 15 seconds would be added to our time. 605 00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:31,033 God, I need a prayer. 606 00:25:31,066 --> 00:25:33,367 Welcome to the party. Oh, 607 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,567 Should be fun. Who do you think's gonna win? 608 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,667 I would say Kourtney's got 609 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,166 a lot to prove. 610 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,567 -Right. -And she works out every day. 611 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,200 She worked out this morning. 612 00:25:42,233 --> 00:25:44,133 -So I was like, "Great." Right. That's stupid. 613 00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:45,600 -You never work out prior to the games. -Pre-workout. 614 00:25:45,633 --> 00:25:47,433 That would be like if you were going to war, 615 00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:49,333 -you have a pre-battle with your boys. -Pre-workout-- yeah. 616 00:25:49,367 --> 00:25:51,266 But then there's Khlo, who's a beast, 617 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,667 who also had a show called Revenge Body. 618 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:57,133 -She's ready. Yeah. -So she's really ready, but then there's also Ken. 619 00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:59,767 She's tall, she's limber, she's thin. 620 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,233 -Yeah, yeah. -She's weightless, almost. 621 00:26:01,266 --> 00:26:02,433 -She's a featherweight. -She floats. 622 00:26:02,467 --> 00:26:03,633 Yeah, she floats. 623 00:26:03,667 --> 00:26:05,066 But Kim might 624 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,600 -surprise us all. This hurts my knee. 625 00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:09,266 Right now? -Just, yeah. 626 00:26:10,767 --> 00:26:12,367 Just start running in place. -Ooh. 627 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,133 -Does that hurt? Okay. -That hurts, like, really bad. 628 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:16,500 -Like, a sharp pain. -My rule-rule of thumb... 629 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,367 -Like, really. -...would be if it hurts, don't do it. 630 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,633 Going up the stairs and the Inverted Wall is what'll get me. 631 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,533 I am so pissed right now. 632 00:26:23,567 --> 00:26:25,066 I wouldn't do it. 633 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,333 Okay. 634 00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:29,233 I want to do this. I prepped for this. 635 00:26:29,266 --> 00:26:32,133 But a lifetime of a knee tear or a knee problem 636 00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:36,000 versus a family trophy is not worth it. 637 00:26:36,033 --> 00:26:38,467 Okay, two out of five are down. 638 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,133 It's now just the three of us. 639 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:43,266 It's going to be Kendall versus her two 40-year-old 640 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,633 Kardashian sisters. 641 00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:48,066 Whoever gets through the race in the fastest time wins. 642 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:50,300 Let's go, Khloe! 643 00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:52,533 All right, Khloe, I'm gonna count you down. 644 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:55,333 So these obstacles are a lot more legit 645 00:26:55,367 --> 00:26:57,266 than I sort of anticipated them being. 646 00:26:57,300 --> 00:27:01,700 I am intimidated, but I feel like I still got this. 647 00:27:01,734 --> 00:27:03,100 I'm gonna kick ass. 648 00:27:03,133 --> 00:27:06,500 On your mark, get set, go! 649 00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:11,333 So I'm not able to do this, but I'm gonna be 650 00:27:11,367 --> 00:27:13,734 the best cheerleader ever. 651 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:16,700 We might be old but we're going for the gold! 652 00:27:16,734 --> 00:27:19,033 -You got this. -Come on, Khlo! 653 00:27:19,066 --> 00:27:21,567 -You got this. -Go, Khloe! 654 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,166 -Let's go, Khloe. -That's it, girl. 655 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,233 -Let's go, baby. -Let's go. 656 00:27:25,266 --> 00:27:28,166 Yes, Khloe, yes. 657 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,700 -Yeah, Khloe! 658 00:27:29,734 --> 00:27:31,600 Let's go, Khloe, come on! 659 00:27:31,633 --> 00:27:32,700 Be careful. 660 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,433 Okay, you're feeling it. 661 00:27:34,467 --> 00:27:36,000 -Take a breath. -You're good, though, you're good. 662 00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:38,033 Okay, focus on this. Let's focus. 663 00:27:38,066 --> 00:27:40,767 -You got this. -Oh, try it again! 664 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,467 You got this! You got this, Khloe. 665 00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:48,066 Come on, Khloe. 666 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,500 -Yeah! -Yes. 667 00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:51,734 I'm exhausted. 668 00:27:51,767 --> 00:27:56,066 This is, like, heavy-duty-type stuff. 669 00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:58,467 And I have long nails that I'm not willing to break. 670 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,333 I'm not doing that one because of my nails. 671 00:28:01,367 --> 00:28:04,767 We get it. Good job. Keep going. 672 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,066 -Come on, Khlo. Let's go, Khloe. 673 00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:08,734 Oh, my gosh, go! Go! 674 00:28:08,767 --> 00:28:13,333 -Your last event. -You're almost at the finish line. Yeah! 675 00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:16,000 Come on, Khloe. Whoo! 676 00:28:16,033 --> 00:28:17,433 -That was so good. -Great job, Khloe. 677 00:28:17,467 --> 00:28:21,233 -What did she get? -Fifteen-second penalty, so 2:48. 678 00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:23,300 I felt like I was really good on time. 679 00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,000 I just could not do the wall. I felt like 680 00:28:25,033 --> 00:28:26,667 that was gonna slow me down. 681 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:28,667 I don't know if that was the right move, the wrong move. 682 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:30,266 But I think I did well. 683 00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:32,133 I honestly don't know if my sisters can do all that. 684 00:28:32,166 --> 00:28:34,233 That is hard. 685 00:28:34,266 --> 00:28:37,333 All right, Jenner, show us how it's done. 686 00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:41,500 2:48 sounds easy to beat. I'm not concerned. 687 00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:44,633 On your mark, get set, go! 688 00:28:44,667 --> 00:28:46,400 Let's go, Kendall! 689 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,400 Oh... 690 00:28:49,433 --> 00:28:52,767 -I hear some interesting noises. 691 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,433 How that feel? That's good? 692 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:55,600 It's Corey and my mom. 693 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,600 Are they breaking their celibacy? 694 00:28:57,633 --> 00:28:59,200 Mom! 695 00:28:59,233 --> 00:29:02,500 I think it's pretty obvious they tried to set us up. 696 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:06,066 To have a moment to just be together, and to see 697 00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:08,266 if we even like being together without the kids, 698 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:10,000 you know, it was a cool thing. 699 00:29:10,033 --> 00:29:11,700 This is nice. 700 00:29:16,767 --> 00:29:19,433 That's my girl. -Go, Kendall! 701 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:21,033 -Yeah, Kendall. -Let's go, Kendall! 702 00:29:21,066 --> 00:29:23,433 Oh, you are a real crawler. 703 00:29:23,467 --> 00:29:26,700 -Go, Kendall. -Jump. Oh, wow. 704 00:29:26,734 --> 00:29:28,133 -Like a SEAL. -Yeah! 705 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:30,033 The course is really intense. 706 00:29:30,066 --> 00:29:32,700 I think it was a bit more than I was expecting. 707 00:29:32,734 --> 00:29:35,266 -You need water. 708 00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:37,700 I'm out of the pool and I cannot breathe. 709 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,166 This is brutal. 710 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,700 It's okay, Kendall, you got this, babe. 711 00:29:41,734 --> 00:29:44,700 -Kendall, you got it. 712 00:29:44,734 --> 00:29:47,200 That's my girl. 713 00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:48,700 -Go, Kendall, go! -Yes, Kendall! 714 00:29:48,734 --> 00:29:50,200 Oh, my God, my leg. 715 00:29:50,233 --> 00:29:51,734 You got it, Kendall. 716 00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:53,367 Let's go. You got it. 717 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,600 -Come on, Kenny. You got this, Kenny. -You got it! 718 00:29:57,633 --> 00:29:59,133 Be careful of the splinters. 719 00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:01,166 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! 720 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,500 I know your ass has splinters. 721 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,367 Kendall is impressive. 722 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:10,333 Her limbs are just so long, so she just covers more space. 723 00:30:10,367 --> 00:30:12,433 Kendall has that advantage, bitch. 724 00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:15,100 I just hope she can't beat my time. 725 00:30:15,133 --> 00:30:17,600 Your last event, Kendall. Your last event. 726 00:30:17,633 --> 00:30:19,200 Go, Kendall! 727 00:30:19,233 --> 00:30:22,266 All right, that's my girl. 728 00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:25,300 -Kenny! 729 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:26,533 Yes! 730 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:31,767 Two minutes, 35 seconds, everybody. 731 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,500 My lungs are burning. 732 00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:35,567 That was crazy. That was, honestly, 733 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,767 the most energy I think I've ever exerted in my entire life. 734 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,400 But I feel good. I completed it, 735 00:30:40,433 --> 00:30:42,066 and I beat Khloe. 736 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:45,100 I definitely thought Khloe was gonna be my biggest competition. 737 00:30:45,133 --> 00:30:47,700 Kourtney, we're depending on you. 738 00:30:47,734 --> 00:30:51,333 Kendall beating Khloe is pretty scary. 739 00:30:51,367 --> 00:30:53,066 I'm feeling a lot of pressure. 740 00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:54,333 Like, I don't know how fast I am. 741 00:30:54,367 --> 00:30:56,333 I-I feel like I'm fast, 742 00:30:56,367 --> 00:30:59,166 so I still think we've got this. 743 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,166 Get set, go! 744 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,533 You got this. Come on, Kourt! 745 00:31:04,567 --> 00:31:07,734 Yeah, Kourt, I know you can do this. 746 00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:10,233 Slow it down, Kourtney. Pace yourself. 747 00:31:10,266 --> 00:31:11,767 Don't slow it down. 748 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 This is only two minutes of your life! 749 00:31:14,033 --> 00:31:16,433 -Yes! Yes! 750 00:31:18,233 --> 00:31:21,367 Oh, my God. Two minutes of your life! 751 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,066 -Go, Kourtney. -Let's go, Kourt! 752 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,400 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 753 00:31:24,433 --> 00:31:28,000 -You need some water. -No, I'm fine. 754 00:31:28,033 --> 00:31:30,000 -Come on, Kourtney! 755 00:31:30,033 --> 00:31:31,533 -Don't slow down. -Come on, Kourt. 756 00:31:31,567 --> 00:31:35,233 -Yes! Oh! -Let's go, Kourt! 757 00:31:35,266 --> 00:31:38,266 -Come on. -You got it, Kourtney. 758 00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:39,667 You got it, Kourtney. 759 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:43,033 You're at half the time Kendall is. Let's go! 760 00:31:43,066 --> 00:31:45,000 -Go! -Oh, my God. 761 00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:46,600 You're almost there. 762 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:50,333 -I'm here to catch you. Go. -(bleep), I don't even... 763 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:55,233 This obstacle course is definitely made for tall people. 764 00:31:55,266 --> 00:31:58,233 -I'm five-one and proud. 765 00:31:58,266 --> 00:31:59,567 But I'm at a disadvantage here. 766 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,066 Don't get a splinter. You go! Go, Kourtney! 767 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:05,633 -You got it, Kourtney! 768 00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:08,333 You have 30 seconds to get this title for life. 769 00:32:08,367 --> 00:32:10,433 You're gonna beat Kendall. 770 00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:12,667 Kourtney is feeling it. I'm so happy, I'm so surprised. 771 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,567 I did not expect this out of Kourt. 772 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,200 You got this, Kourtney. 773 00:32:16,233 --> 00:32:17,767 You got this, Kourtney, it's almost there! 774 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,166 -You got it! 775 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,166 Ah, she has a really good time! 776 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,700 Go! This is it! Let's go! 777 00:32:24,433 --> 00:32:27,000 -Go, Kourtney! 778 00:32:27,033 --> 00:32:29,133 -Whoa! 779 00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:30,300 -Yeah. 780 00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:31,700 What was the time? 781 00:32:31,734 --> 00:32:35,166 (bleep), I was close. 782 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,333 I was four seconds slower than Kendall, 783 00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:39,734 but that was not a fair course. 784 00:32:39,767 --> 00:32:42,600 -I didn't beat her. -Kourt, that was so good. 785 00:32:42,633 --> 00:32:44,200 That was strong, Kourt. 786 00:32:44,233 --> 00:32:45,734 -Yes, Kendall! 787 00:32:45,767 --> 00:32:48,300 Yeah! 788 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:49,567 Obviously I knew I was gonna win. 789 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,300 I'm excited. I mean, that's so fun. 790 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:54,367 I just beat my Kardashian sisters. 791 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,200 We proved a point here today. 792 00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:59,633 Good job, Kenny! 793 00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:02,467 Kendall deserves it. She did the best. 794 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,600 -We're not haters. -We're not haters. 795 00:33:04,633 --> 00:33:07,333 And I would have won had my knee been fine, 796 00:33:07,367 --> 00:33:10,433 so we already know that. 797 00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:14,200 Everyone's a winner that even tried. 798 00:33:14,233 --> 00:33:16,000 Exactly, Kim. 799 00:33:16,033 --> 00:33:17,433 -Everybody get on there. Everybody get on there. -That's my girl. 800 00:33:17,467 --> 00:33:19,266 I showed up. I'm a winner, too. 801 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:20,500 You showed up. Get up there. 802 00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:23,667 -This is beautiful. 803 00:33:33,767 --> 00:33:36,767 I'm trying to read my book, and I hear some... 804 00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:40,100 ...really interesting noises. 805 00:33:41,633 --> 00:33:43,734 How that feel? That's good? Am I in there? 806 00:33:43,767 --> 00:33:46,333 I can hear that it's Corey and my mom... 807 00:33:46,367 --> 00:33:48,033 Am I hitting the right side? 808 00:33:48,066 --> 00:33:50,433 ...which I definitely don't want to hear. 809 00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:54,266 But I'm also, like, are they breaking their celibacy? 810 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,100 -How that feel? So good. 811 00:33:56,133 --> 00:33:58,734 Mom! What are you guys doing? 812 00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:00,333 What? -What are you doing here? 813 00:34:00,367 --> 00:34:02,367 I was hearing your noises. 814 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,133 Noises? No, my neck hurts. 815 00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:06,467 -Was she that loud? -Yes. 816 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,500 -I thought you were having sex. -What?! 817 00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:11,700 No. Honestly, we've been doing so well. 818 00:34:11,734 --> 00:34:15,133 -Good. -It's really getting boring. 819 00:34:15,166 --> 00:34:18,567 The two weeks will be over officially tomorrow, 820 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,500 so I'm definitely proud of Corey and my mom 821 00:34:21,533 --> 00:34:26,100 for sticking to their celibacy, 822 00:34:26,133 --> 00:34:27,633 if they really did. 823 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:32,133 I'm so happy that they helped me with my Poosh research, 824 00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:35,533 and hopefully they'll be better for it. 825 00:34:35,567 --> 00:34:37,400 I'm not gonna even lie to you, Kourtney. 826 00:34:37,433 --> 00:34:40,033 It was tough, but I've been having a good time 827 00:34:40,066 --> 00:34:42,300 doing all the things that we wouldn't normally 828 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:44,433 -put energy into doing. -Good. 829 00:34:44,467 --> 00:34:47,467 It didn't move mountains with us, 830 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:50,433 because we're really good in a lot of the personal areas. 831 00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:53,200 But it was fun to support the exercise. 832 00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:55,700 Yeah, and we'll try anything once. 833 00:34:55,734 --> 00:34:57,700 And I think we did good. 834 00:34:57,734 --> 00:35:00,200 I want to do everything we've been doing. 835 00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:03,367 -But I've been, like, waiting a long time to touch her. 836 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,533 I want to have all of it put together 837 00:35:05,567 --> 00:35:08,266 -and not do this exercise again. 838 00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:09,500 That's for sure. 839 00:35:16,266 --> 00:35:18,600 Hey. What are you doing? 840 00:35:18,633 --> 00:35:21,333 So, you know Kourtney's fantasy 841 00:35:21,367 --> 00:35:23,000 -is to go to Switzerland. -Yeah. 842 00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:25,300 Who better to fulfill her fantasy 843 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:26,667 -than the Lord? -Than Scott? Yeah. 844 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:29,100 So I think we could bring Switzerland here. 845 00:35:29,133 --> 00:35:30,400 Is that a Swiss flag? 846 00:35:30,433 --> 00:35:31,734 -Yeah. -That looks like the Red Cross. 847 00:35:31,767 --> 00:35:33,667 This is a white cross. 848 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:36,066 It's the exact opposite, but still I went to the Red Cross. 849 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:40,000 Anyways, we're gonna make it as Swiss as we can. 850 00:35:40,033 --> 00:35:42,000 Kourtney and Scott are both getting here tonight, 851 00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:44,567 thinking they're meeting Kim and I for a family dinner, 852 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,066 but we want to set up a Swiss-themed romantic dinner 853 00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:51,333 because we know that's something Kourtney claims to love. 854 00:35:51,367 --> 00:35:53,633 I brought candles and rose petals. 855 00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:54,600 Is that Swiss? 856 00:35:54,633 --> 00:35:56,467 Once the sun is setting, 857 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,066 everything is gonna look more romantic 858 00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:01,567 and enticing and she will be overwhelmed with love. 859 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,333 I have a speaker to play Swiss music. 860 00:36:04,367 --> 00:36:06,333 What is Swiss music? -Yodeling. 861 00:36:10,233 --> 00:36:12,033 Is this sexy music? 862 00:36:12,066 --> 00:36:13,700 -I don't think so. -I don't think so. 863 00:36:13,734 --> 00:36:16,533 But she wants to move to Switzerland, so... 864 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:21,300 I don't think I knew what Swiss music would sound like. 865 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,700 This is lovely music. 866 00:36:23,734 --> 00:36:25,767 Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! 867 00:36:33,633 --> 00:36:37,166 You look so nice. Oh, thanks. 868 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,667 Is this a scavenger hunt? 869 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,500 That's-- you would know better than I do. I don't know. 870 00:36:44,533 --> 00:36:46,100 -Kim? Mom? 871 00:36:46,133 --> 00:36:48,166 Kim and Khloe said that we're having 872 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,500 a family dinner tonight in Malibu, but our family dinners 873 00:36:51,533 --> 00:36:55,400 don't usually start with cryptic love notes and clues. 874 00:36:55,433 --> 00:36:57,667 -Where are they? There's nobody here. 875 00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,266 I'm not really sure what's going on, 876 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,533 but they're definitely up to something. 877 00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:04,734 What is this? "Follow the rose petals." 878 00:37:04,767 --> 00:37:07,233 -What is this? -I feel like we're on, like, 879 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:08,533 The Bachelor. 880 00:37:08,567 --> 00:37:10,633 Oh, there's Swiss flags. 881 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,066 Are there? Swiss? 882 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:16,266 Yeah. Is there Swiss yodeling going on? 883 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,767 -This is supposed to be Switzerland? 884 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,433 Evidently. Switzerland has never looked so good. 885 00:37:20,467 --> 00:37:22,300 A table for two? 886 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,767 -So it's just me and you? -Oh, fondue. 887 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,400 Oh, so this is, like, them setting us up. 888 00:37:29,433 --> 00:37:32,333 Or is this you setting it up? 889 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,033 So this is, like, them 890 00:37:40,066 --> 00:37:41,633 setting us up. 891 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:43,467 Or is this you setting it up? 892 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,467 No, I didn't have anything to do with this. 893 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,200 Are you sure? 894 00:37:47,233 --> 00:37:51,633 I think I would say, right now, I did this for us. 895 00:37:51,667 --> 00:37:54,100 First of all, I wouldn't have yodeled. 896 00:37:54,133 --> 00:37:56,100 Okay. -And second, I don't think 897 00:37:56,133 --> 00:37:58,600 I would've done a lot of these things. 898 00:37:58,633 --> 00:38:00,166 Is that what they eat in Switzerland? 899 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,333 I don't know. 900 00:38:01,367 --> 00:38:03,333 It's nice. 901 00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:05,633 -I thought this was a family dinner. 902 00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:07,100 So did I. 903 00:38:07,133 --> 00:38:10,233 I mean, it's still a family dinner, technically. 904 00:38:10,266 --> 00:38:12,400 -Yeah. -But I think it's pretty obvious they... 905 00:38:12,433 --> 00:38:14,767 tried to set us up. 906 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,367 You know, I think the family puts a lot of pressure 907 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,767 on Kourtney more so than me 908 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,100 in regards to them wanting her to be back together with me. 909 00:38:26,133 --> 00:38:28,133 They just see two people that spend 910 00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:31,767 a lot of time together, do a lot of things with their children, 911 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,367 so why can't we have a perfect little family 912 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,500 and a white picket fence? 913 00:38:37,533 --> 00:38:39,266 But it's just not that simple. 914 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:42,767 But I think to have a moment to just be together 915 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,500 and to see if we even like being together 916 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:49,333 without the kids, you know, is a cool thing. 917 00:38:49,367 --> 00:38:53,033 Like, I understand the whole trying to get us alone... 918 00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:56,266 ...but what's going on with the Swiss thing? 919 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:59,300 -'Cause you talk about Switzerland? -I guess. 920 00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:00,567 I talk about boats a lot. 921 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,333 You don't see a boat sitting out there. 922 00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:04,633 I don't know. 923 00:39:04,667 --> 00:39:07,767 I think it's the 15-minute Switzerland rule. 924 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,333 The 15-minute Switzerland rule? 925 00:39:10,367 --> 00:39:12,000 -Mm-hmm. -What does that mean? 926 00:39:12,033 --> 00:39:15,500 You meet a Swiss guy, in 15 minutes something goes down. 927 00:39:15,533 --> 00:39:18,700 -That means he's the one. -It does? 928 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,133 No, I just made it up. 929 00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:25,066 I just joke that I'm gonna move to Switzerland. 930 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,734 Oh. 931 00:39:26,767 --> 00:39:31,533 I mean, I guess it's cute that they try to do this, 932 00:39:31,567 --> 00:39:33,400 -slash annoying. -Mm. 933 00:39:33,433 --> 00:39:34,767 -Yeah. 934 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,767 It's not bad for you and I to have some time 935 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,600 -without the kids. -Yeah. 936 00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:41,166 I mean, I don't really 937 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,700 remember the last time 938 00:39:43,734 --> 00:39:47,433 we really had dinner alone, 939 00:39:47,467 --> 00:39:49,266 candlelit. 940 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,667 I would probably say... 941 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:52,433 -Ever? -...a vacation? 942 00:39:52,467 --> 00:39:55,133 In Mexico. 943 00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:56,400 In Cabo. 944 00:39:56,433 --> 00:39:58,166 -That was the one I was thinking about. -Yeah. 945 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,066 I think it was a nice thing, and they were just trying 946 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:03,266 to please you with your Switzerland dreams. 947 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:05,700 So I can't be mad at anybody for trying. 948 00:40:05,734 --> 00:40:07,700 Yeah, I think it's nice. 949 00:40:07,734 --> 00:40:09,667 Last night, we were talking about 950 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,200 all my pee stories. 951 00:40:11,233 --> 00:40:12,600 -Yeah. -We were, like, crying, laughing, 952 00:40:12,633 --> 00:40:13,767 -like... -Pee in your pants? 953 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,166 -The one at, uh, 954 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,533 the hotel was good. 955 00:40:17,567 --> 00:40:19,300 The people coming out of the elevator. 956 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,200 We looked at them like, "Ugh, 957 00:40:21,233 --> 00:40:23,233 "someone just, like, peed in there. 958 00:40:23,266 --> 00:40:24,467 It's gross, guys." 959 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,633 And they were like, "Oh, my God." 960 00:40:25,667 --> 00:40:27,467 -"How disgusting." Yeah. -"That's gross." 961 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:29,700 -And we sat with them at the beach the whole day. 962 00:40:29,734 --> 00:40:33,200 -Yeah. -That was fun. 963 00:40:43,533 --> 00:40:46,633 Hello! Kourtney? Scott? 964 00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:48,734 Hello? Your cars are here. 965 00:40:48,767 --> 00:40:51,734 -Where are they? Wait. I hear music. 966 00:40:52,767 --> 00:40:54,500 -Hello? 967 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,633 The master is locked. 968 00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:01,233 -They're in there. -Come here. Let's go around. 969 00:41:01,266 --> 00:41:04,667 Let's go around. Wait, do those doors open? 970 00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:10,100 Oh, my God. Look at all the roses. 971 00:41:10,133 --> 00:41:12,166 Roses and the bathtub drawn. 972 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,367 Ooh. 973 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,033 -Ah! Uhp. 974 00:41:16,066 --> 00:41:17,300 Hello. -Hello. 975 00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:18,667 What's up? Good morning. 976 00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:20,100 We were trying to spy on you guys, 977 00:41:20,133 --> 00:41:21,500 but here we are. 978 00:41:21,533 --> 00:41:24,100 What the hell is happening? 979 00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:26,333 -What are you guys doing? -We were just enjoying the view. 980 00:41:26,367 --> 00:41:28,233 A brassiere? 981 00:41:28,266 --> 00:41:31,500 Are you guys back together? Did you seal the deal? 982 00:41:31,533 --> 00:41:34,066 Well, your dinner was so, um, romantic. 983 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:37,200 The Swiss flag is what got us. 984 00:41:38,667 --> 00:41:40,700 As a joke, we decided to set 985 00:41:40,734 --> 00:41:42,233 a romantic scene 986 00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:46,066 and pretend that we had a night together. 987 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,133 Like their mission was accomplished. 988 00:41:48,166 --> 00:41:52,066 Lord Disick reigns here. 989 00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:54,266 Lord Disick may shine again! 990 00:41:55,567 --> 00:41:58,066 What'd you say? "Mount Shine again"? 991 00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:00,266 Lord Disick may shine here again! 992 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:03,266 "May shine." -KHLOE Oh, "may shine here again." 993 00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:05,667 Okay. -Oh, thank God. 994 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:08,233 Did our Parent Trap work? 995 00:42:08,266 --> 00:42:09,700 Dinner was very nice, 996 00:42:09,734 --> 00:42:12,266 but we're not back together, so... 997 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,600 So you're just (bleep)? 998 00:42:13,633 --> 00:42:16,734 Nope. We're just parents... 999 00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:19,133 That sometimes... 1000 00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:21,000 -Nope. You guys, stop. 1001 00:42:21,033 --> 00:42:22,367 We saw rose petals 1002 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,033 and a bath drawn. 1003 00:42:24,066 --> 00:42:25,734 What are you guys doing? -Yeah. I just honestly... 1004 00:42:25,767 --> 00:42:27,367 -Very confused. 1005 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,367 Maybe we're just pretending... 1006 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,467 What do you mean? -...to get back for you guys 1007 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,734 meddling in our business. 1008 00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:36,333 Okay. 1009 00:42:36,367 --> 00:42:37,700 Kourtney and Scott claim 1010 00:42:37,734 --> 00:42:40,100 that nothing happened between them last night 1011 00:42:40,133 --> 00:42:43,367 and it's a prank, but who knows? 1012 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,333 -A girl can wonder. -I don't know if I believe that. 1013 00:42:45,367 --> 00:42:46,767 Wasn't it a nice surprise? 1014 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,367 Yeah. We never really 1015 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,400 spend much time without the kids, so... 1016 00:42:50,433 --> 00:42:52,033 That was nice. 1017 00:42:52,066 --> 00:42:53,567 Well, on that note, 1018 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,567 we will leave you alone so you guys can bond even more. 1019 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,500 I feel like we interrupted you guys. 1020 00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:01,033 I'm rooting for them. 1021 00:43:01,066 --> 00:43:02,500 I think we're all rooting for them, 1022 00:43:02,533 --> 00:43:05,233 and maybe they just need this time, and maybe they need 1023 00:43:05,266 --> 00:43:07,367 even more time than right now. 1024 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,300 Who knows? But we're always rooting for them. 1025 00:43:12,767 --> 00:43:14,600 Addison Rae 1026 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,500 is a TikToker. 1027 00:43:16,533 --> 00:43:17,734 She sleeps over a lot? 1028 00:43:17,767 --> 00:43:19,133 What room does she sleep in? 1029 00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:20,734 -My mom's. -Kourtney's not really 1030 00:43:20,767 --> 00:43:22,467 like this with her other girlfriends. 1031 00:43:23,633 --> 00:43:25,266 Work it! Yeah! 1032 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,233 Oh, my God. -What is wrong? 1033 00:43:28,266 --> 00:43:31,000 You don't understand what just happened. 1034 00:43:31,033 --> 00:43:32,734 2020 has been a really crazy year. 1035 00:43:32,767 --> 00:43:35,734 MAN 2 The bunker is designed to withstand all disasters. 1036 00:43:35,767 --> 00:43:37,767 You just want to be prepared for anything. 1037 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,700 -My God, it's an emergency. 1038 00:43:39,734 --> 00:43:44,166 -We got to go! Come on! -Okay.