1 00:00:04,734 --> 00:00:07,467 (seagulls squawking) 2 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:11,667 KIM: I went to my friend Nicole's house down the street. 3 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:14,700 There was paddleboarders, and all these dolphins came 4 00:00:14,734 --> 00:00:17,000 -right inside the paddleboarders. -Mm-hmm. 5 00:00:17,033 --> 00:00:18,533 -Oh, my gosh, how cute. -It was so cool. 6 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:20,567 The paddleboarders were, like, so excited, but freaked out. 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,133 KHLOE: Oh, my. 8 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:24,233 Look at your weird, spider-like arms. 9 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:27,000 Oh. Let's just wrestle right now, Kendall, 10 00:00:27,033 --> 00:00:28,433 -and I promise you, I'll win. -KENDALL: Arm wrestle? 11 00:00:28,467 --> 00:00:31,767 -No. I'll demolish your ass. -Come on. 12 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,700 Hold on. All right. 13 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:37,467 One, two, three. 14 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:40,000 -Kendall! Oh, (bleep). -Go, Kendall. 15 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:41,567 Wow. Yeah! 16 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,667 Yes! Holy crap. 17 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:47,166 What the actual (bleep)? 18 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,500 Like, Kendall is... Hulk-like strength. 19 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:54,000 That bitch is so strong, it's-it's scary. 20 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:56,066 -Kimberly. -All right, look. -KRIS: Kendall. 21 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:57,667 -KHLOE: Go from the start. -One, two, three. -SCOTT: I think 22 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:59,400 -Mom should get in there. -KHLOE: Oh, yeah, Kim! 23 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:01,400 -Yeah! -SCOTT: Yeah, Keeks! Yeah, Keeks! 24 00:01:01,433 --> 00:01:04,166 -(Khloe screaming) -COREY: Oh... 25 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,000 -Yeah! -(Khloe screams) 26 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:09,066 KHLOE: You should be on a circus. 27 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:11,066 You're freakishly strong! 28 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:13,300 -KIM: I'm a beast. -KHLOE: You are a beast. 29 00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:16,300 KIM: Listen, guys, I work out every morning. 30 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:18,734 I lift lots of weights. You've seen my trainer. 31 00:01:18,767 --> 00:01:21,300 You have no idea how proud I am. 32 00:01:21,333 --> 00:01:23,166 It just blew my mind. 33 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,233 I need your autograph on my arm or something. 34 00:01:25,266 --> 00:01:26,700 Like, it's amazing that you kicked 35 00:01:26,734 --> 00:01:28,367 -Kendall's ass. -I did. 36 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,066 -I was so... -Your scrawny little arms 37 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,633 and her daddy-long-leg arms. 38 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:33,700 You (bleep) did it! 39 00:01:33,734 --> 00:01:36,033 Kendall, you're letting me down. 40 00:01:36,066 --> 00:01:39,066 ♪ ♪ 41 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:05,300 KOURTNEY: So I'm staying at the Malibu house 42 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:06,767 alone tonight. 43 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,600 It's nice that I can really, 44 00:02:08,633 --> 00:02:12,000 you know, work and focus on Poosh. 45 00:02:12,033 --> 00:02:13,600 (door opens) 46 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:17,200 Is someone here? 47 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:19,066 -(clattering) -Hello? 48 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,166 -Oh, my gosh. -SCOTT: Oh. 49 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,734 -(laughing): What are you doing? -I'm snacking. 50 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:25,567 -Why are you here? -Why are you here? 51 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,333 I had all this Poosh work to do. I just thought it was nice to... 52 00:02:28,367 --> 00:02:30,200 I wanted to be by the water. No one said 53 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,700 -they were gonna be here today. -...get it done. 54 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:34,300 -Yeah, where are Mason and Reign? -At Mom's. 55 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:37,233 -Where's Penop? -She wanted to sleep at Khloe's. 56 00:02:37,266 --> 00:02:39,500 It's just like the world bringing us together. 57 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:41,500 -You want to watch a movie? -Yeah, we can. 58 00:02:41,533 --> 00:02:45,300 Ever seen a man eat a Milky Way with a fork and knife? 59 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,266 -Nope. -It's very classy. 60 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,433 -Is it? -Hell yeah. 61 00:02:49,467 --> 00:02:51,233 -Shall we? -Sure. 62 00:02:51,266 --> 00:02:53,667 I can't remember the last time 63 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:57,734 Scott and I spent time alone together 64 00:02:57,767 --> 00:03:00,233 without the kids. It's been 65 00:03:00,266 --> 00:03:02,500 years since we did this. 66 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:04,633 And it's just a little bit weird. 67 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:06,667 How's that cookie? It looks insanely good. 68 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:09,333 -It is. -Holy-- Look at the way 69 00:03:09,367 --> 00:03:11,467 you're placing that in your mouth. 70 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,200 -That was exquisite. -(laughs) 71 00:03:14,233 --> 00:03:15,767 You're an unbelievable woman. 72 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,033 -I know. -So, 73 00:03:18,066 --> 00:03:20,000 what are you working on as far as Poosh stuff? 74 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:24,000 Uh, I think I'm gonna do an article right now on celibacy. 75 00:03:24,033 --> 00:03:26,266 I have to research it. I'm just getting st... 76 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:28,667 -Oh, we practiced celibacy for a while. -...getting started. 77 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:31,533 No, we still had sex even though you think we didn't. 78 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:34,133 You told Sarah Howard you thought I was a porn star 79 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:36,000 when we first started hooking up. 80 00:03:36,033 --> 00:03:37,400 I remember, but 81 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,266 I don't sit there and dwell and think about... 82 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:41,033 Oh, there's no dwelling, baby. 83 00:03:41,066 --> 00:03:42,467 You were with a porn star one time. 84 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,100 (laughs) Definitely not. 85 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:45,400 I forgot how nice it is 86 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:48,633 to just have a conversation with Scott 87 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:50,133 without the kids. 88 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:52,000 We're friends. 89 00:03:52,033 --> 00:03:54,667 Purely platonic. 90 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:57,166 (Kourtney laughs) 91 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:01,166 -What's so funny? -(laughing): I don't know. 92 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:07,233 I was walking around the neighborhood 93 00:04:07,266 --> 00:04:09,567 yesterday in, like, a bikini. 94 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,200 Can I see a picture of the outfit? 95 00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:12,533 No, I don't have a picture. 96 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:15,734 -Sounds butters. -(laughing): It definitely is. 97 00:04:15,767 --> 00:04:18,500 This house has got a nice vibe to it. 98 00:04:18,533 --> 00:04:20,200 Yeah. 99 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,467 ♪ ♪ 100 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:29,066 KHLOE: We've got to play volleyball. 101 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:31,300 KENDALL: Yeah, I want to start doing that. It's such a good workout. 102 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:32,533 KHLOE: What'd you say? 103 00:04:32,567 --> 00:04:34,433 Let's try and get a good rally going. 104 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:35,633 (grunts) Hey! 105 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:37,467 -Why would you do that? -Whoa! 106 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:40,166 KIM: She knows what she's doing. All right, ready? 107 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,300 KHLOE: Go, Kim, go! Oh. 108 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:42,667 KIM: Ooh, sorry. Sorry. 109 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,133 -That was a little to the left. -No, you're fine. 110 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:45,667 KIM: I'm not good at this. 111 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,233 KENDALL: Like, I actually know how to play volleyball. 112 00:04:47,266 --> 00:04:49,133 -Oh, (bleep). Scott, it's yours. -Aah! 113 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:50,667 This is very hard to watch. 114 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:53,066 -Oh, (bleep)! Go! Run! -KENDALL: Let us get in on this. 115 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,033 -Yeah, come on. -This is embarrassing, you guys. 116 00:04:55,066 --> 00:04:57,066 (grunts) The Kardashians versus the Jenners? 117 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,567 KENDALL: Yeah, but let me serve. I don't know 118 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,367 -if you know what you're doing. -KHLOE: Shut up. 119 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,500 KIM: As siblings, we're always competitive. 120 00:05:03,533 --> 00:05:05,734 But Kendall has been talking a lot about how 121 00:05:05,767 --> 00:05:08,000 the Jenners are genetically gifted. 122 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:11,467 And this is something that, like, makes my blood boil. 123 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:12,734 KENDALL: I did this blood test. 124 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:14,467 They told me that I'm super athletic 125 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,233 and that I'm built for this (bleep). 126 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:18,033 But I'm athletic, too. 127 00:05:18,066 --> 00:05:19,533 Are you, though? 128 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:21,500 I am. What are you talking about? 129 00:05:21,533 --> 00:05:23,467 We are not genetically gifted, 130 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:27,300 but we have fought harder to be athletes, 131 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,066 to work out, to have a routine. 132 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:31,100 We are the true athletes here. 133 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:33,467 -I forgot. You go like this? -Like this. 134 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,467 Don't give her any tips, you (bleep) cheater! 135 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,233 -I used to play this (bleep). -We used to play. 136 00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:39,100 -Bro, chill. -Well, if you used to play, (bleep) do it! 137 00:05:39,133 --> 00:05:40,433 Three times tops. 138 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:42,367 -Watch out, skinny bitch. -KENDALL: All right. 139 00:05:45,266 --> 00:05:47,000 -KHLOE: Ow! -KIM: Yeah! 140 00:05:47,033 --> 00:05:49,100 -I got it. -Kim! 141 00:05:49,133 --> 00:05:51,100 Kendall! 142 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:54,633 (Kim and Khloe shouting) 143 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:57,633 We won! We won! (shouts) 144 00:05:57,667 --> 00:06:00,700 KENDALL: When it comes to sports, I do like to win. 145 00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:03,633 My dad always just had so much faith in Kylie and I 146 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,333 when it came to, like, being athletic. 147 00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:08,266 Come on. 148 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,767 ALL: Defense! 149 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,567 KENDALL: We grew up daddy's girls, with those Olympic genes, 150 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,433 so... the Jenners, we're just, we have it in us. 151 00:06:15,467 --> 00:06:18,000 -Oh, she's... -Oh, (bleep)! 152 00:06:18,033 --> 00:06:20,000 Ah! We won again! 153 00:06:20,033 --> 00:06:23,033 Oh, my God! 154 00:06:23,066 --> 00:06:24,233 (Kim laughs) 155 00:06:24,266 --> 00:06:26,233 KHLOE: Go, Kim, go! 156 00:06:26,266 --> 00:06:29,200 (overlapping shouting) 157 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:32,033 I think the kids are competitive just naturally. 158 00:06:32,066 --> 00:06:35,300 So it's a lot of fun to see them and how serious they are. 159 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,000 -Whoo! -Are you okay? 160 00:06:38,033 --> 00:06:39,734 Kim gets MVP award. 161 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,266 They want to win. 162 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,533 Guys, what we need to do instead of having this, like, 163 00:06:43,567 --> 00:06:45,500 one-off volleyball game, is, like, 164 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:47,533 an obstacle course challenge. 165 00:06:47,567 --> 00:06:50,367 Like, the Kardashians versus the Jenners. 166 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,000 Like, a serious race. 167 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:56,033 We can literally have, like, a Spartan 168 00:06:56,066 --> 00:06:58,400 obstacle course set up in our backyard. 169 00:06:58,433 --> 00:07:00,066 KHLOE: Kendall and Kylie, take note. 170 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:03,200 -You want to come for us... -Can't even do volleyball? 171 00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:05,166 -(laughs) -Yeah, you pussies. 172 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,433 KENDALL: We're down for literally anything. 173 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:09,367 KIM: We're still winning, though. 174 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,667 KRIS: Good serve, Kourtney! 175 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:19,300 -KRIS: Hey! -Hey, sweetie, how you doing? 176 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:20,600 KRIS: What are you writing? 177 00:07:20,633 --> 00:07:23,033 KOURTNEY: This article for Poosh about 178 00:07:23,066 --> 00:07:27,400 the benefits achieved from celibacy. 179 00:07:27,433 --> 00:07:29,033 COREY: Oh, Lord. 180 00:07:29,066 --> 00:07:30,600 Are you sure I'm in the right conversation, babe? 181 00:07:30,633 --> 00:07:33,667 People practice this because they want more energy, 182 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:36,633 stronger mental focus, a closer relationship with their partner. 183 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:40,400 More energy for-for not having an orgasm? 184 00:07:40,433 --> 00:07:44,133 Yeah. Orgasms are considered a release of energy. Closer... 185 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:47,433 COREY: Positive energy, though. It makes you feel positive. 186 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,233 KOURTNEY: By abstaining from orgasm, people have been known 187 00:07:50,266 --> 00:07:54,266 (laughs): to have orgasms by simply watching the sun set. 188 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:55,700 What kind of weirdo was that? 189 00:07:55,734 --> 00:07:57,400 KRIS: I want to have what they're having. 190 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,734 Well, why don't you guys try it and see what happens? 191 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:04,367 It'll be a fun little experiment for my Poosh article. 192 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,600 I've been so busy with Poosh lately. 193 00:08:07,633 --> 00:08:10,066 And now I'm getting deep into this article 194 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:14,367 to see how celibacy affects relationships. 195 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,233 It's actual people practicing celibacy. 196 00:08:18,266 --> 00:08:21,400 And since my mom and Corey are not shy... 197 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:22,600 KRIS: Is anybody in here? 198 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:25,000 COREY: This is some sexy (bleep). 199 00:08:25,033 --> 00:08:27,667 KRIS (laughs): I cannot stop thinking about sex. 200 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:31,233 I am nominating them to be my guinea pigs. 201 00:08:31,266 --> 00:08:33,667 KRIS: You want us to have no sex for how long? 202 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:36,033 I don't know, like, two weeks. 203 00:08:36,066 --> 00:08:38,000 COREY: Hell no. This is some bull(bleep). 204 00:08:38,033 --> 00:08:41,367 KRIS: Kourtney thinks that I'm gonna have more mental clarity 205 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,400 if I don't have sex for two weeks. 206 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:46,333 COREY: We have no privacy, so even the bedroom 207 00:08:46,367 --> 00:08:48,400 is up for your family's business. 208 00:08:48,433 --> 00:08:51,266 (chuckles) Yeah. Exactly. 209 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,533 I'm not doing this experiment. 210 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,500 KOURTNEY: Come on, guys. Please just do it for Poosh. 211 00:08:56,533 --> 00:08:58,133 Do it for science. 212 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:00,166 COREY: Do you practice this, CEO of Poosh? 213 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,633 I have... I am celibate 214 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:04,734 until my husband from Switzerland comes. 215 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:07,500 KRIS: Did you advertise for a husband from Switzerland? 216 00:09:07,533 --> 00:09:11,400 No. I just know that that's where he is. 217 00:09:11,433 --> 00:09:13,333 Like, that's where I will end up. 218 00:09:13,367 --> 00:09:14,633 KRIS: All right. I'm in. 219 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,734 We can all be celibate together. 220 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:18,633 Do we have to do this? 221 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,066 Kourtney, what if sex does a good thing to me? 222 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:23,133 What if it'll make me very negative 223 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:25,300 -to go without it? -KRIS: Well, we're gonna find out. 224 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,700 You're horny as (bleep). 225 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:31,367 (laughing): So I don't think this is gonna work. 226 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,133 I don't like this game. 227 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:35,500 Oh, man, I'm gonna be a (bleep) psycho. 228 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,533 (Kris laughs) 229 00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:39,667 I came over here in the morning, 230 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:42,600 and I saw Kourtney and Scott asleep together 231 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,166 -on the couch. -KENDALL: You're lying. 232 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,700 Do we think they're, like, hooking up again? 233 00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:48,200 -I just want them to try. -KIM: I don't know. Maybe. 234 00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:50,533 I don't know what the (bleep) is going on, 235 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:52,433 but I will figure this out. 236 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:56,433 The Kardashian tribe thinks that they could kick your ass 237 00:09:56,467 --> 00:09:58,033 in this obstacle course. 238 00:09:58,066 --> 00:10:01,667 No. It's just a known fact that we're more athletic. 239 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,734 -Right? -KHLOE: My sisters and I 240 00:10:03,767 --> 00:10:07,333 are gonna have this crazy Spartan obstacle course. 241 00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:09,500 Kardashians versus the Jenners. 242 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:13,066 -Kardashians are way... (laughs) -Kim, stop. 243 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:21,667 ♪ ♪ 244 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,166 COREY: Babe, you look very sexy, honey. 245 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,266 Can you resist me? 246 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:29,166 (chuckles): No. I cannot resist you. 247 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,000 You stay on that side of the pool, 248 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,367 and I'll stay over here. 249 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,500 We're social distancing anyways by law. 250 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,166 Babe, we sleep together. 251 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,200 I'm gonna start putting a bottle of lotion on my side 252 00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:40,033 -to keep me company. -Babe. 253 00:10:40,066 --> 00:10:42,667 'Cause we're practicing non-touching. 254 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,600 So, then, why are you talking about sex? 255 00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:47,266 I'm thinking about you all day. 256 00:10:48,633 --> 00:10:50,000 I can't wait till it's over. 257 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:52,333 I'm in this situation to touch you 258 00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:54,367 as much as I want to touch you. That's why I'm here. 259 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,734 That's why you're here? 260 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:58,600 Babe, you're not supposed to be kissing me. 261 00:10:58,633 --> 00:11:01,767 -No. No. Nothing. -Why? We're really doing it? 262 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,667 We're doing it for Poosh. If we don't have sex, 263 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:07,200 we're gonna be... sharper. 264 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,033 You got to focus. That's what it's all about. 265 00:11:09,066 --> 00:11:11,166 I'm always focused on your booty. 266 00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:13,700 Like, like, the side of your butt. 267 00:11:13,734 --> 00:11:16,700 (chuckles): Are you just full of (bleep)? 268 00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:20,133 I'm the one who's staying strong. 269 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:22,233 You're the one who's not taking it seriously. 270 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,266 I really like you, and you're so damn sexy, 271 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,066 -and you're my baby. -I don't like... 272 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,133 -(laughs): Stop it. Stop it. -No. 273 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:31,100 I don't like... Don't. (laughs): Don't. Just stop it. 274 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:34,567 You can research. Sex makes you live longer, 275 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,533 and it also keeps you healthy. 276 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:38,166 Just take a little cold shower. 277 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,467 -You're gonna be fine. -That's where you're wrong. 278 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,133 See, you don't know what a cold shower do to me. 279 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:45,266 -(chuckles): Oh, my God. -Don't make it too long, 280 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,367 because once it stay down a long time, 281 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,567 it might not never come back up. 282 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,700 Oh, my God. (laughs) 283 00:11:50,734 --> 00:11:53,000 ♪ ♪ 284 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,433 KIM: Guys, my back of my knee hurts so badly now. 285 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:02,400 I hurt my knee working out with Melissa last night. 286 00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:03,667 I have to ice it later today. 287 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,667 -KIM: Really? -KENDALL: Who's Melissa? 288 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,333 -My trainer. -KHLOE: Kim's trainer. -KENDALL: Mm. 289 00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:09,200 -The, like, bodybuilder girl? -KIM: Yeah. 290 00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:11,333 I was thinking about entering. 291 00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:13,734 KHLOE: So, my sisters and I are gonna have 292 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:17,367 this crazy, insane Spartan obstacle course 293 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,700 set up in the backyard of this Malibu house, 294 00:12:19,734 --> 00:12:22,233 and we are just gonna see who wins, 295 00:12:22,266 --> 00:12:24,667 Kardashians versus the Jenners. 296 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,066 Well, with that arm wrestling (bleep)? 297 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,567 -(laughs) -But I have a tactic. 298 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,033 I know what to do now. 299 00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:30,667 I got this. Come here, Kendall. 300 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,400 KENDALL: No, we have nowhere to... 301 00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:33,700 -Come here. -No. 302 00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:36,400 You guys, I came over here in the morning 303 00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:38,734 a few days ago, and I saw Kourtney and Scott 304 00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:41,367 asleep together on the couch. 305 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,567 KENDALL: You're lying. 306 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,467 No, they were, like, separate. 307 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,066 -They weren't, like, spooning on the couch or anything. -Oh, okay. 308 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,000 But, like, he was here and she was here. 309 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,100 They weren't far away, though. They were close. 310 00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:52,734 Kourtney and Scott were having a little sleepover. 311 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:56,200 They definitely look a little cozy. 312 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,333 Something's definitely going on between the two of them. 313 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:00,600 Like, I can feel it. 314 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,066 Oh, my God. 315 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,533 Do we think they're, like, hooking up again? 316 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:04,633 I just want them to try. 317 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,200 KIM: I don't know. Maybe. 318 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:08,367 KHLOE: I mean, Scott's single right now. 319 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,200 What's the harm in trying? The worst that will happen 320 00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:12,266 is they're like, "You know what? We don't vibe with this." 321 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,400 Yeah. I agree. 322 00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:15,767 But they're also too pussy to try. 323 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,633 I think they're afraid that they're gonna, like, 324 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,567 mess up their good co-parenting. 325 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,533 Which could be an op-- an option, but they... 326 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,767 But you're not one to talk. 327 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,233 I'm not one to talk. I know that. 328 00:13:25,266 --> 00:13:26,400 (chuckles) 329 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,033 ROBERT: Hello, Kourtney. Hi, guys. 330 00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:35,700 Hey-a, Scott. 331 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,200 KYLIE: Hi, honey. 332 00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:43,033 -KRIS: Hi. -Ah... 333 00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:44,367 (laughs): Hi. Whoa. 334 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,734 You're just chilling on the trampoline, Mommy? 335 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:51,166 Yeah, I'm trying to get a little S-U-N. 336 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,500 -I feel you. -Did you hear from Kendall 337 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,633 that the Kardashian tribe thinks 338 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:59,667 that they could kick your ass in this obstacle course? 339 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,367 (laughs) No. 340 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,100 First of all, we have 20 years on them. 341 00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:08,166 It's just a known fact that we're more athletic. 342 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,367 Right? 343 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,667 If I had to pick which side was more athletic, 344 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,066 I'd have to go with Jenner. 345 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,133 Just genetically, you know what I mean? 346 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,467 Well, I used to do a backflip all the time. 347 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,667 But I-I just, like, haven't done a backflip 348 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,767 -in so long. -Ooh. 349 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,200 -Neither have I. -And I'm just worried. 350 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:25,467 KIM: Jenners chicken out. 351 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,000 KRIS: Hey, Kim. Were you listening 352 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,266 to the whole conversation? 353 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,767 -You're so nosy. -It's okay. 354 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,700 The Kardashians are way... 355 00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:35,700 -Kim, stop. -...way more athletic and stronger anyway. 356 00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:37,033 No. 357 00:14:37,066 --> 00:14:38,767 Let's see a flip. 358 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,166 -Go on, Kylie. -But when I go for it, I can't b-- I have to do it. 359 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,567 KIM: Yeah. 360 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,567 -Or you'll snap your neck in half. -Ken-- 361 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,133 -Kim! -(laughs) 362 00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:49,433 (Kris whoops) 363 00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:50,633 Kylie, all right! 364 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,100 KIM: Kylie can do a flip. 365 00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:53,400 That is Kylie's thing. 366 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:56,567 But can she run? Can she lift weights? 367 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,033 Can she show up? I don't know. 368 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,166 All right! You're a Jenner. 369 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,100 You try that, Kardashian. 370 00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,600 I never claimed I could. 371 00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:06,400 You guys, Kourtney and Scott. 372 00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:07,700 I think we need to Parent Trap it up. 373 00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:09,233 I love a good trap. 374 00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:10,700 KENDALL: Why don't we say we're going to dinner 375 00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:12,300 -and none of us show up? -KIM: And then all of us flake? 376 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,200 They need this little push, yeah. 377 00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:15,567 Shove them together. 378 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,066 KIM: So I just went to get an MRI today, 379 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,200 and he told me that I had a big cyst and it burst. 380 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:22,600 I have this cyst on the back of my knee 381 00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:24,233 that's creating this pain. 382 00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:27,433 But I'll do what I got to do to be ready for the race. 383 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,300 ♪ ♪ 384 00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,266 KHLOE: Ooh, the helicopter's back. 385 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,533 KIM: I don't get it. Are they going to the boat? 386 00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:46,333 I feel like it's very Tom Cruise, that one. 387 00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,633 KHLOE: No, that's, like, a military-grade helicopter. 388 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:51,734 That's, like, so legit. But it's so cool. 389 00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:53,433 You guys, Kourtney and Scott. 390 00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:56,000 -I think we need to... -(phone whooshes) 391 00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:57,767 -Pay attention. -I am. 392 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,667 KENDALL: I keep telling her to, like, give it a shot. 393 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:03,433 -KIM: Yeah. -'Cause I feel like she's just so, like, 394 00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:04,700 not trying to. 395 00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:05,767 Yeah. 396 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,367 KENDALL: I am Team Skourt. 397 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,166 I think she'll literally kill me for saying anything, 398 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,533 but I don't know, I am-- I am Team Skourt. 399 00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:13,133 I love you. 400 00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:15,166 KENDALL: I've known their relationship 401 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,734 pretty much from the beginning. 402 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,400 You could just tell how much they loved each other. 403 00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:22,700 -Oh, (bleep) yeah. -Come on. Sh... 404 00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:24,600 Let's just find out. 405 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:26,367 -It's a boy. -That's definitely it. See how... 406 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,600 -(cheering) -KENDALL: What can I say? 407 00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:30,300 It's my truth. 408 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:33,066 Everyone thinks they're definitely made for each other. 409 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:34,600 Like, they're supposed to be together. 410 00:16:34,633 --> 00:16:37,467 KHLOE: I think he would do it in two seconds. 411 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,400 I think he's waiting on her to make the first move or... 412 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,433 I just think she'd be devastated if he really, really, 413 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:46,000 -really had, like, kids and a new family. -KENDALL: Yeah. 414 00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:47,300 I would be devastated. 415 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:48,667 KENDALL: 100%. 416 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,533 I think we need to Parent Trap it up. 417 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:53,433 -I love a good trap. -What does that mean? 418 00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:56,000 Parent Trap? How they tried to get their parents back together? 419 00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:57,734 KENDALL: Oh. 420 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,066 -Like, we're the kids, we're the twins. -KHLOE: Oh, my God. 421 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,333 They do call themselves "Mom and Dad." 422 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,266 -They're our parents. -Yeah. 423 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,767 I think it would be really cool that they've gone 424 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,433 their separate ways, they've seen what else is out there, 425 00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:10,000 and now they can come back together and be together. 426 00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,300 They're both single right now, 427 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,600 -and I... -They're vibing. 428 00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:14,066 They are vibing. And I... 429 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,133 -They just need this, like... -Shove. 430 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:18,233 -This little push, yeah. -Shove them together. 431 00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:19,567 KENDALL: Why don't we all say we're, like, 432 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,367 going to dinner, and we set it up, whatever, 433 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,133 -and none of us show up. -KIM: And then all of us flake. 434 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,767 -Yeah. -And just be like, "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry," 435 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,567 but we'll have, like, a cute little candlelit dinner, 436 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,600 -just for two. -This is good. 437 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,600 Yeah. Your nails match her phone case. 438 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,367 -KENDALL: Oh, yeah. -KHLOE: Oh, my. 439 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,000 You should take a picture of, like, holding the phone. 440 00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:37,700 -Like a hand model. -KHLOE: I'm not a hand model. 441 00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:41,367 -In the sun. Still on the wood. -Bossy. Wow. 442 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,133 -(camera clicks) -There you go. 443 00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:46,233 Thank you, Rom-Com Kim. 444 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,600 ROB: Corey's ready. 445 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,734 You're Bruce Lee ready. 446 00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,200 You guys look so cute and silly. 447 00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:58,700 KRIS: Stormi. 448 00:18:00,266 --> 00:18:02,633 -ROB: Mom, you can't bribe kids like that. -KYLIE: No way. 449 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,500 -KRIS: Yes, I can. -KYLIE: No way. 450 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:08,767 Lovey has a lollipop for you? 451 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,500 No way! 452 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,600 -KRIS: Hi, Harrie. -COREY: How you doing, Harrie? 453 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,667 -How are you? Uhp. -How you doing? 454 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,400 KRIS: How are you? 455 00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:18,367 KOURTNEY: My mom and Corey have been struggling a bit 456 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,633 with this celibacy exercise. 457 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,300 So for my Poosh article, 458 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,100 I'm gonna try to show them how to channel 459 00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:28,433 their energy elsewhere. 460 00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:31,667 And the first exercise is tai chi. 461 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:35,433 This could be the release they need. 462 00:18:35,467 --> 00:18:37,266 (laughs) 463 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,734 HARRIE: You're gonna brush the front, 464 00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,266 push your body to the left. 465 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,700 What this movement look like? 466 00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:46,133 Like, uh, John Travolta. 467 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,200 -John Travolta. -Yeah, see? 468 00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:50,000 -The hand is moving. -That's right. 469 00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:54,266 KOURTNEY: I feel like part of celibacy is just feeling closer 470 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,367 to your partner. 471 00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:00,367 It's a great opportunity for my mom and Corey to bond. 472 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,000 -KRIS: Thank you so much. -Thank you so much. 473 00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:04,633 KOURTNEY: My mom and Corey seem to have tai chi down, 474 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:07,400 but now I'm going to sit them down 475 00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:10,400 and really try to have, like, a deep talk 476 00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:13,533 where we can understand each other a little bit more. 477 00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:17,000 Face each other and look into each other's eyes. 478 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:19,400 -KRIS: Look into each other's eyes? -Yeah. 479 00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:21,567 Now, keep looking at each other. 480 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,600 KRIS: I probably never would've tried some of the things 481 00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:28,100 that Kourtney suggests if it wasn't for what we're here for, 482 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:31,166 -but it's interesting. -I like it a lot, too, 483 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,300 and I like the concentration you have to have to even do that, 484 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,567 'cause-- I really like it. 485 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,400 What would be your dream date? 486 00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,600 Italy. Pasta. 487 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:45,500 We'll have a bottle of 1945 Pétrus. 488 00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:48,133 Dateline and going to bed at 7:00. 489 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,367 -That's fine with me. -KOURTNEY: My mom and Corey 490 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,166 have been doing a really good job 491 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,700 with this celibacy exercise, 492 00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:58,467 but there's still a few things that I want to work on 493 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,433 before the end of their celibacy journey. 494 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:05,166 -COREY: You released the eyes, now we can c... -Now we can look. 495 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,266 -You can look me in the eyes now. -We can thank her. 496 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,066 -COREY: Yeah. -(laughs) 497 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,300 -I should start a therapy session. -Come on. 498 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,166 Whoa. 499 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,767 Wow. 500 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,700 -Ooh. -(laughs) 501 00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:19,000 ♪ ♪ 502 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,734 -KHLOE: Hey. -KOURTNEY: Hi. 503 00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,033 KHLOE: Hey, we're all so excited, 504 00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:27,600 but as you know, Kim has 505 00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:29,266 -her knee thing. -MELISSA: I know. I know. 506 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:32,100 -KIM: So I just went to get an MRI today. -Mm-hmm. 507 00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:34,734 And he told me that I had a big cyst behind there and it burst. 508 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:38,000 Ever since volleyball, my knee has been killing me. 509 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,333 So I go to the doctor to get an MRI, 510 00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,533 and they tell me that I have this big cyst 511 00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:46,567 on the back of my knee and that it has burst. 512 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,633 So there's this fluid that's, like, leaking out 513 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,433 that's creating this pain. 514 00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,700 DOCTOR: You have a cyst in the back. 515 00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:55,100 Once it ruptures, it leaks this fluid 516 00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:58,500 and it sits around the muscles and it irritates them. 517 00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:05,300 KIM: So I hear the doctor, I want to listen to him, 518 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:09,367 but I'll do what I got to do to hopefully be ready for the race. 519 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,633 -We're gonna start over there, by the bench. -Okay. 520 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:15,767 MELISSA: One, two, three, four. 521 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,667 ♪ ♪ 522 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,200 KENDALL: We can't let them win. 523 00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:22,433 I know Kim, Kourtney and Khloe 524 00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:24,233 are training for this obstacle course, 525 00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:26,467 and they think they're the only ones getting it in, 526 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,433 but Kylie and I are preparing ourselves, too. 527 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,133 We grew up playing every single sport. 528 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:38,066 Kylie was literally on the boys flag football team. 529 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,533 We definitely got it in us. 530 00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:41,400 -(laughter) -MELISSA: Come on, use your core. 531 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:44,433 KIM: Kardashians train like 532 00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:45,567 we are beasts. 533 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,233 I'm feeling really optimistic. 534 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,433 -Kardashians get the gold. -Yeah. 535 00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:55,367 KENDALL: I mean, sure, my sisters work out a little bit more than me, 536 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,500 but I don't need to. 537 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,100 MELISSA: Come on, guys! 538 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,266 Twenty. 539 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,467 KOURTNEY: Is this a scavenger hunt? 540 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:11,033 Our family dinners don't usually start with cryptic love notes. 541 00:22:11,066 --> 00:22:12,533 "Follow the rose petals." 542 00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:15,200 What is this? 543 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:17,300 KIM: Let's go, Khloe! 544 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:20,333 KHLOE: The day of the Spartan Race is finally here. 545 00:22:20,367 --> 00:22:22,433 This is heavy-duty-type stuff. 546 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,433 -KRIS: Go! Oh, wow. -COREY: Oh... 547 00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:26,567 The course is a bit more than I was expecting. 548 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,500 Oh, my God, my leg. 549 00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:30,033 -This is brutal. -(grunts) 550 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:35,767 ♪ ♪ 551 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,133 KOURTNEY: How's Kim's knee? 552 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,767 -STEPHEN: It's a mess. -KIM: It really hurts. 553 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,600 KOURTNEY: My knee was bothering me this morning. 554 00:22:45,633 --> 00:22:47,000 KIM: Do you want him to check it out? 555 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,500 Only Kardashians can check it out. 556 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,333 -(Stephen laughs) -I'm not letting any Jenners. 557 00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:52,600 -Yeah, no. -STEPHEN: Yeah, this is your edge. 558 00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:54,233 KIM: I have, like, 559 00:22:54,266 --> 00:22:58,000 a pinch, almost, like, going, like, down here, too. 560 00:22:58,033 --> 00:23:01,500 KHLOE: The day of the Spartan Race is finally here, 561 00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:04,633 and Team Kardashian has just plummeted. 562 00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,567 Kim has a bad knee, 563 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,400 and Kourtney's also having some problems. 564 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:10,734 -Not to start complaining... -Oh, God. 565 00:23:10,767 --> 00:23:12,633 ...but I haven't slept well in three nights. 566 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:14,700 My eye looks so tired. 567 00:23:14,734 --> 00:23:16,233 -That's why I was wearing glasses. -One eye? 568 00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:18,100 Yeah. Oh, God. 569 00:23:18,133 --> 00:23:19,533 -One eye's exhausted. -And then... 570 00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:21,633 It's not going according to plan. 571 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,400 I also have my period. 572 00:23:23,433 --> 00:23:25,166 I feel like that slows me down. 573 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,400 Whatever your issues are, don't act like we're all hurt and old. 574 00:23:28,433 --> 00:23:29,767 -KENDALL: Hello? -Get out of here. 575 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,200 KHLOE: We cannot let the Jenners know 576 00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:35,266 we have complications over in this room. 577 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:36,567 Let me in. 578 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,266 -They're... -You guys are cheating. 579 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,500 KHLOE: I'm not gonna let these young little babies 580 00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:43,567 think that they actually have the leg up on the competition. 581 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,133 Oh, my God. 582 00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:49,166 We're still gonna kick their asses, I pray. 583 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,567 -Hey. -STEPHEN: How you feeling today? 584 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,166 -I'm okay. -KIM: Don't ask her. 585 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,000 -(laughter) -(FaceTime ringing) 586 00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:57,533 KHLOE: Hi, where are you? 587 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,767 And it's all in my head, like, when I look down... 588 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,667 KHLOE: That's so weird. 589 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,266 KIM: Kylie has 590 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,000 a "sinus infection," so... 591 00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:09,333 -Don't even know what that is. -A sinus infection? 592 00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:12,166 -Like, it is something that debilitates... -Like, a stuffy nose. 593 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,400 -So... -And that makes you not work out? 594 00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:16,300 Apparently. 595 00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,700 -I mean, it's really convenient that this happened... -Yeah. 596 00:24:18,734 --> 00:24:20,300 ...before the obstacle. 597 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:23,166 I mean, I'm literally hobbling and can't walk 598 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,066 and I'm here and I'm just gonna, like, fight through it. 599 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,033 KENDALL: It's just me. 600 00:24:30,066 --> 00:24:32,133 I am gonna have to hold the name up. 601 00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:35,000 It is extra pressure now that Kylie's not here. 602 00:24:35,033 --> 00:24:38,600 But if I win, then it just proves my point further, 603 00:24:38,633 --> 00:24:40,700 because I just beat three Kardashians. 604 00:24:40,734 --> 00:24:44,333 So I cannot wait to just show everyone up. 605 00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:47,066 All right, shall we do this? 606 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:51,767 -KOURTNEY: Hi. -SAM: Hi. 607 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,033 -I'm Sam. -KHLOE: Nice to meet you. 608 00:24:53,066 --> 00:24:54,700 -You're a Spartan? -Yeah. 609 00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:56,533 Have you ever done anything like this before? 610 00:24:56,567 --> 00:24:58,200 -KENDALL: No. -KHLOE: No. -Before we get started, 611 00:24:58,233 --> 00:25:00,033 we're gonna go over each obstacle. 612 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:03,367 You guys are gonna start halfway down the stairs. 613 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,400 This is your first obstacle, the Low Crawl. 614 00:25:05,433 --> 00:25:07,734 You guys are gonna get through this any way you want to. 615 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:10,166 And then you're actually gonna go under the Dunk Wall. 616 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,734 And then you're gonna stay until you nail the Spear Throw. 617 00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:15,333 We got the four-foot walls. 618 00:25:15,367 --> 00:25:18,533 And then the two trickiest ones, the Inverted Wall 619 00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:20,734 and the Slip Wall. 620 00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:23,200 KHLOE: So there are seven different obstacles. 621 00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:25,100 If there's an obstacle that we don't want to try, 622 00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:27,066 we have the right to skip it, 623 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,200 but 15 seconds would be added to our time. 624 00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:31,033 God, I need a prayer. 625 00:25:31,066 --> 00:25:33,367 -SAM: Welcome to the party. -(laughs) Oh, (bleep). 626 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,567 -SAM: Should be fun. -SCOTT: Who do you think's gonna win? 627 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,667 I would say Kourtney's got 628 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,166 a lot to prove. 629 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,567 -Right. -And she works out every day. 630 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,200 HARRY: She worked out this morning. 631 00:25:42,233 --> 00:25:44,133 -So I was like, "Great." -SCOTT: Right. That's stupid. 632 00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:45,600 -You never work out prior to the games. -Pre-workout. 633 00:25:45,633 --> 00:25:47,433 That would be like if you were going to war, 634 00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:49,333 -you have a pre-battle with your boys. -Pre-workout-- yeah. 635 00:25:49,367 --> 00:25:51,266 SCOTT: But then there's Khlo, who's a beast, 636 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,667 who also had a show called Revenge Body. 637 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:57,133 -She's ready. Yeah. -So she's really ready, but then there's also Ken. 638 00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:59,767 She's tall, she's limber, she's thin. 639 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,233 -Yeah, yeah. -She's weightless, almost. 640 00:26:01,266 --> 00:26:02,433 -She's a featherweight. -She floats. 641 00:26:02,467 --> 00:26:03,633 HARRY: Yeah, she floats. 642 00:26:03,667 --> 00:26:05,066 SCOTT: But Kim might 643 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,600 -surprise us all. -KIM: This hurts my knee. 644 00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:09,266 -STEPHEN: Right now? -Just, yeah. 645 00:26:10,767 --> 00:26:12,367 -STEPHEN: Just start running in place. -Ooh. 646 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,133 -Does that hurt? Okay. -That hurts, like, really bad. 647 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:16,500 -Like, a sharp pain. -My rule-rule of thumb... 648 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,367 -Like, really. -...would be if it hurts, don't do it. 649 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,633 KIM: Going up the stairs and the Inverted Wall is what'll get me. 650 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,533 I am so pissed right now. 651 00:26:23,567 --> 00:26:25,066 STEPHEN: I wouldn't do it. 652 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,333 Okay. 653 00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:29,233 I want to do this. I prepped for this. 654 00:26:29,266 --> 00:26:32,133 But a lifetime of a knee tear or a knee problem 655 00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:36,000 versus a family trophy is not worth it. 656 00:26:36,033 --> 00:26:38,467 KRIS: Okay, two out of five are down. 657 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,133 It's now just the three of us. 658 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:43,266 It's going to be Kendall versus her two 40-year-old 659 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,633 Kardashian sisters. 660 00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:48,066 Whoever gets through the race in the fastest time wins. 661 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:50,300 KIM: Let's go, Khloe! 662 00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:52,533 All right, Khloe, I'm gonna count you down. 663 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:55,333 So these obstacles are a lot more legit 664 00:26:55,367 --> 00:26:57,266 than I sort of anticipated them being. 665 00:26:57,300 --> 00:27:01,700 I am intimidated, but I feel like I still got this. 666 00:27:01,734 --> 00:27:03,100 I'm gonna kick ass. 667 00:27:03,133 --> 00:27:06,500 On your mark, get set, go! 668 00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:08,533 ♪ ♪ 669 00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:11,333 So I'm not able to do this, but I'm gonna be 670 00:27:11,367 --> 00:27:13,734 the best cheerleader ever. 671 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:16,700 We might be old but we're going for the gold! 672 00:27:16,734 --> 00:27:19,033 -You got this. -Come on, Khlo! 673 00:27:19,066 --> 00:27:21,567 -You got this. -Go, Khloe! 674 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,166 -Let's go, Khloe. -That's it, girl. 675 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,233 -Let's go, baby. -Let's go. 676 00:27:25,266 --> 00:27:28,166 Yes, Khloe, yes. 677 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,700 -(whooping) -Yeah, Khloe! 678 00:27:29,734 --> 00:27:31,600 Let's go, Khloe, come on! 679 00:27:31,633 --> 00:27:32,700 Be careful. 680 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,433 KRIS: Okay, you're feeling it. 681 00:27:34,467 --> 00:27:36,000 -Take a breath. -You're good, though, you're good. 682 00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:38,033 Okay, focus on this. Let's focus. 683 00:27:38,066 --> 00:27:40,767 -You got this. -Oh, try it again! 684 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,467 -KIM: You got this! -KRIS: You got this, Khloe. 685 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,000 (all cheering) 686 00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:48,066 Come on, Khloe. 687 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,500 -Yeah! -Yes. 688 00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:51,734 KHLOE: I'm (bleep) exhausted. 689 00:27:51,767 --> 00:27:56,066 This is, like, heavy-duty-type stuff. 690 00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:58,467 And I have long nails that I'm not willing to break. 691 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,333 I'm not doing that one because of my nails. 692 00:28:01,367 --> 00:28:04,767 We get it. Good job. Keep going. 693 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,066 -Come on, Khlo. -KRIS: Let's go, Khloe. 694 00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:08,734 Oh, my gosh, go! Go! 695 00:28:08,767 --> 00:28:13,333 -Your last event. -You're almost at the finish line. Yeah! 696 00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:16,000 Come on, Khloe. Whoo! 697 00:28:16,033 --> 00:28:17,433 -That was so good. -Great job, Khloe. 698 00:28:17,467 --> 00:28:21,233 -What did she get? -Fifteen-second penalty, so 2:48. 699 00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:23,300 KHLOE: I felt like I was really good on time. 700 00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,000 I just could not do the wall. I felt like 701 00:28:25,033 --> 00:28:26,667 that was gonna slow me down. 702 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:28,667 I don't know if that was the right move, the wrong move. 703 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:30,266 But I think I did well. 704 00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:32,133 I honestly don't know if my sisters can do all that. 705 00:28:32,166 --> 00:28:34,233 That (bleep) is hard. 706 00:28:34,266 --> 00:28:37,333 All right, Jenner, show us how it's done. 707 00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:41,500 2:48 sounds easy to beat. I'm not concerned. 708 00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:44,633 On your mark, get set, go! 709 00:28:44,667 --> 00:28:46,400 KIM: Let's go, Kendall! 710 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,400 KRIS: Oh... 711 00:28:49,433 --> 00:28:52,767 -I hear some interesting noises. -(Kris moaning) 712 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,433 COREY: How that feel? That's good? 713 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:55,600 It's Corey and my mom. 714 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,600 Are they breaking their celibacy? 715 00:28:57,633 --> 00:28:59,200 Mom! 716 00:28:59,233 --> 00:29:02,500 I think it's pretty obvious they tried to set us up. 717 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:06,066 To have a moment to just be together, and to see 718 00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:08,266 if we even like being together without the kids, 719 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:10,000 you know, it was a cool thing. 720 00:29:10,033 --> 00:29:11,700 This is nice. 721 00:29:16,767 --> 00:29:19,433 -KRIS: That's my girl. -Go, Kendall! 722 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:21,033 -Yeah, Kendall. -Let's go, Kendall! 723 00:29:21,066 --> 00:29:23,433 KHLOE: Oh, you are a real crawler. 724 00:29:23,467 --> 00:29:26,700 -Go, Kendall. -Jump. Oh, wow. 725 00:29:26,734 --> 00:29:28,133 -Like a SEAL. -Yeah! 726 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:30,033 KENDALL: The course is really intense. 727 00:29:30,066 --> 00:29:32,700 I think it was a bit more than I was expecting. 728 00:29:32,734 --> 00:29:35,266 -(bleep) -You need water. 729 00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:37,700 KENDALL: I'm out of the pool and I cannot breathe. 730 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,166 This is brutal. 731 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,700 It's okay, Kendall, you got this, babe. 732 00:29:41,734 --> 00:29:44,700 -Kendall, you got it. -(all cheer) 733 00:29:44,734 --> 00:29:47,200 That's my girl. 734 00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:48,700 -Go, Kendall, go! -Yes, Kendall! 735 00:29:48,734 --> 00:29:50,200 Oh, my God, my leg. 736 00:29:50,233 --> 00:29:51,734 KRIS: You got it, Kendall. 737 00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:53,367 Let's go. You got it. 738 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,600 -Come on, Kenny. You got this, Kenny. -You got it! 739 00:29:57,633 --> 00:29:59,133 Be careful of the splinters. 740 00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:01,166 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! 741 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,500 KHLOE: I know your ass has splinters. 742 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,367 KHLOE: Kendall is impressive. 743 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:10,333 Her limbs are just so long, so she just covers more space. 744 00:30:10,367 --> 00:30:12,433 Kendall has that advantage, (bleep) bitch. 745 00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:15,100 I just hope she can't beat my time. 746 00:30:15,133 --> 00:30:17,600 KRIS: Your last event, Kendall. Your last event. 747 00:30:17,633 --> 00:30:19,200 Go, Kendall! 748 00:30:19,233 --> 00:30:22,266 KRIS: All right, that's my girl. 749 00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:25,300 -Kenny! -(all cheering) 750 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:26,533 Yes! 751 00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:28,133 (air horn blares) 752 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:31,767 KRIS: Two minutes, 35 seconds, everybody. 753 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,500 My lungs are burning. 754 00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:35,567 That was crazy. That was, honestly, 755 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,767 the most energy I think I've ever exerted in my entire life. 756 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,400 But I feel good. I completed it, 757 00:30:40,433 --> 00:30:42,066 and I beat Khloe. 758 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:45,100 I definitely thought Khloe was gonna be my biggest competition. 759 00:30:45,133 --> 00:30:47,700 KIM: Kourtney, we're depending on you. 760 00:30:47,734 --> 00:30:51,333 KOURTNEY: Kendall beating Khloe is pretty scary. 761 00:30:51,367 --> 00:30:53,066 I'm feeling a lot of pressure. 762 00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:54,333 Like, I don't know how fast I am. 763 00:30:54,367 --> 00:30:56,333 I-I feel like I'm fast, 764 00:30:56,367 --> 00:30:59,166 so I still think we've got this. 765 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,166 Get set, go! 766 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,533 KHLOE: You got this. Come on, Kourt! 767 00:31:04,567 --> 00:31:07,734 KIM: Yeah, Kourt, I know you can do this. 768 00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:10,233 KRIS: Slow it down, Kourtney. Pace yourself. 769 00:31:10,266 --> 00:31:11,767 KIM: Don't slow it down. 770 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 This is only two minutes of your life! 771 00:31:14,033 --> 00:31:16,433 -(all shouting) -Yes! Yes! 772 00:31:18,233 --> 00:31:21,367 Oh, my God. Two minutes of your life! 773 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,066 -Go, Kourtney. -Let's go, Kourt! 774 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,400 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 775 00:31:24,433 --> 00:31:28,000 -You need some water. -No, I'm fine. 776 00:31:28,033 --> 00:31:30,000 -(laughs) -Come on, Kourtney! 777 00:31:30,033 --> 00:31:31,533 -Don't slow down. -Come on, Kourt. 778 00:31:31,567 --> 00:31:35,233 -Yes! Oh! -Let's go, Kourt! -(others cheering) 779 00:31:35,266 --> 00:31:38,266 -Come on. -You got it, Kourtney. 780 00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:39,667 You got it, Kourtney. 781 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:43,033 You're at half the time Kendall is. Let's go! 782 00:31:43,066 --> 00:31:45,000 -Go! -Oh, my God. 783 00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:46,600 You're almost there. 784 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:50,333 -I'm here to catch you. Go. -(bleep), I don't even... 785 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:55,233 This obstacle course is definitely made for tall people. 786 00:31:55,266 --> 00:31:58,233 -I'm five-one and proud. -(bleep) 787 00:31:58,266 --> 00:31:59,567 But I'm at a disadvantage here. 788 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,066 Don't get a splinter. You go! Go, Kourtney! 789 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:05,633 -You got it, Kourtney! -(bleep) 790 00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:08,333 You have 30 seconds to get this title for life. 791 00:32:08,367 --> 00:32:10,433 You're gonna beat Kendall. 792 00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:12,667 Kourtney is feeling it. I'm so happy, I'm so surprised. 793 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,567 I did not expect this out of Kourt. 794 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,200 You got this, Kourtney. 795 00:32:16,233 --> 00:32:17,767 You got this, Kourtney, it's almost there! 796 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,166 -You got it! -(others shouting) 797 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,166 Ah, she has a really good time! 798 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,700 Go! This is it! Let's go! 799 00:32:22,734 --> 00:32:24,400 (all shouting) 800 00:32:24,433 --> 00:32:27,000 -Go, Kourtney! -(laughs) 801 00:32:27,033 --> 00:32:29,133 -Whoa! -(air horn blares) 802 00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:30,300 -Yeah. -(whooping) 803 00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:31,700 What was the time? 804 00:32:31,734 --> 00:32:35,166 (bleep), I was close. 805 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,333 I was four seconds slower than Kendall, 806 00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:39,734 but that was not a fair course. 807 00:32:39,767 --> 00:32:42,600 -I didn't beat her. -Kourt, that was so good. 808 00:32:42,633 --> 00:32:44,200 COREY: That was strong, Kourt. 809 00:32:44,233 --> 00:32:45,734 -Yes, Kendall! -(all cheering) 810 00:32:45,767 --> 00:32:48,300 Yeah! 811 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:49,567 Obviously I knew I was gonna win. 812 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,300 I'm excited. I mean, that's so fun. 813 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:54,367 I just beat my Kardashian sisters. 814 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,200 We proved a point here today. 815 00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:59,633 KHLOE: Good job, Kenny! 816 00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:02,467 Kendall deserves it. She did the best. 817 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,600 -We're not haters. -We're not haters. 818 00:33:04,633 --> 00:33:07,333 And I would have won had my knee been fine, 819 00:33:07,367 --> 00:33:10,433 so we already know that. 820 00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:14,200 Everyone's a winner that even tried. 821 00:33:14,233 --> 00:33:16,000 KHLOE: Exactly, Kim. 822 00:33:16,033 --> 00:33:17,433 -Everybody get on there. Everybody get on there. -That's my girl. 823 00:33:17,467 --> 00:33:19,266 I showed up. I'm a winner, too. 824 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:20,500 You showed up. Get up there. 825 00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:23,667 -This is beautiful. -(Kris laughs) 826 00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:26,233 ♪ ♪ 827 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,767 (Kris moans) 828 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,734 (moaning continues) 829 00:33:33,767 --> 00:33:36,767 I'm trying to read my book, and I hear some... 830 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,500 (Kris moans loudly) 831 00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:40,100 ...really interesting noises. 832 00:33:40,133 --> 00:33:41,600 -(Kris moans) -(Kourtney gasps) 833 00:33:41,633 --> 00:33:43,734 COREY: How that feel? That's good? Am I in there? 834 00:33:43,767 --> 00:33:46,333 I can hear that it's Corey and my mom... 835 00:33:46,367 --> 00:33:48,033 COREY: Am I hitting the right side? 836 00:33:48,066 --> 00:33:50,433 KOURTNEY: ...which I definitely don't want to hear. 837 00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:54,266 But I'm also, like, are they breaking their celibacy? 838 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,100 -How that feel? -KRIS: So good. 839 00:33:56,133 --> 00:33:58,734 Mom! What are you guys doing? 840 00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:00,333 -KRIS: What? (laughs) -What are you doing here? 841 00:34:00,367 --> 00:34:02,367 KOURTNEY: I was hearing your noises. 842 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,133 Noises? No, my neck hurts. 843 00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:06,467 -Was she that loud? -Yes. 844 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,500 -I thought you were having sex. -What?! 845 00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:11,700 No. Honestly, we've been doing so well. 846 00:34:11,734 --> 00:34:15,133 -Good. -It's really getting boring. 847 00:34:15,166 --> 00:34:18,567 KOURTNEY: The two weeks will be over officially tomorrow, 848 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,500 so I'm definitely proud of Corey and my mom 849 00:34:21,533 --> 00:34:26,100 for sticking to their celibacy, 850 00:34:26,133 --> 00:34:27,633 if they really did. 851 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:32,133 I'm so happy that they helped me with my Poosh research, 852 00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:35,533 and hopefully they'll be better for it. 853 00:34:35,567 --> 00:34:37,400 I'm not gonna even lie to you, Kourtney. 854 00:34:37,433 --> 00:34:40,033 It was tough, but I've been having a good time 855 00:34:40,066 --> 00:34:42,300 doing all the things that we wouldn't normally 856 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:44,433 -put energy into doing. -Good. 857 00:34:44,467 --> 00:34:47,467 It didn't move mountains with us, 858 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:50,433 because we're really good in a lot of the personal areas. 859 00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:53,200 But it was fun to support the exercise. 860 00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:55,700 Yeah, and we'll try anything once. 861 00:34:55,734 --> 00:34:57,700 And I think we did good. 862 00:34:57,734 --> 00:35:00,200 I want to do everything we've been doing. 863 00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:03,367 -But I've been, like, waiting a long time to touch her. -(Kris laughs) 864 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,533 I want to have all of it put together 865 00:35:05,567 --> 00:35:08,266 -and not do this exercise again. -(Kris laughs) 866 00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:09,500 KRIS: That's for sure. 867 00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:14,233 ♪ ♪ 868 00:35:16,266 --> 00:35:18,600 -KHLOE: Hey. -KIM: What are you doing? 869 00:35:18,633 --> 00:35:21,333 So, you know Kourtney's fantasy 870 00:35:21,367 --> 00:35:23,000 -is to go to Switzerland. -Yeah. 871 00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:25,300 Who better to fulfill her fantasy 872 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:26,667 -than the Lord? -Than Scott? Yeah. 873 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:29,100 So I think we could bring Switzerland here. 874 00:35:29,133 --> 00:35:30,400 Is that a Swiss flag? 875 00:35:30,433 --> 00:35:31,734 -Yeah. -That looks like the Red Cross. 876 00:35:31,767 --> 00:35:33,667 This is a white cross. 877 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:36,066 It's the exact opposite, but still I went to the Red Cross. 878 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:40,000 Anyways, we're gonna make it as Swiss as we can. 879 00:35:40,033 --> 00:35:42,000 Kourtney and Scott are both getting here tonight, 880 00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:44,567 thinking they're meeting Kim and I for a family dinner, 881 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,066 but we want to set up a Swiss-themed romantic dinner 882 00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:51,333 because we know that's something Kourtney claims to love. 883 00:35:51,367 --> 00:35:53,633 KIM: I brought candles and rose petals. 884 00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:54,600 Is that Swiss? 885 00:35:54,633 --> 00:35:56,467 KHLOE: Once the sun is setting, 886 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,066 everything is gonna look more romantic 887 00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:01,567 and enticing and she will be overwhelmed with love. 888 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,333 I have a speaker to play Swiss music. 889 00:36:04,367 --> 00:36:06,333 -KIM: What is Swiss music? -Yodeling. 890 00:36:06,367 --> 00:36:09,300 (Swiss music playing) 891 00:36:10,233 --> 00:36:12,033 Is this sexy music? 892 00:36:12,066 --> 00:36:13,700 -I don't think so. -I don't think so. 893 00:36:13,734 --> 00:36:16,533 But she wants to move to Switzerland, so... 894 00:36:16,567 --> 00:36:18,467 (laughs) 895 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:21,300 I don't think I knew what Swiss music would sound like. 896 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,700 This is lovely music. 897 00:36:23,734 --> 00:36:25,767 Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! 898 00:36:27,633 --> 00:36:29,467 ♪ ♪ 899 00:36:33,633 --> 00:36:37,166 -SCOTT: You look so nice. -KOURTNEY: Oh, thanks. 900 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,667 KOURTNEY: Is this a scavenger hunt? 901 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,500 That's-- you would know better than I do. I don't know. 902 00:36:44,533 --> 00:36:46,100 -Kim? -KOURTNEY: Mom? 903 00:36:46,133 --> 00:36:48,166 KOURTNEY: Kim and Khloe said that we're having 904 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,500 a family dinner tonight in Malibu, but our family dinners 905 00:36:51,533 --> 00:36:55,400 don't usually start with cryptic love notes and clues. 906 00:36:55,433 --> 00:36:57,667 -Where are they? -SCOTT: There's nobody here. 907 00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,266 I'm not really sure what's going on, 908 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,533 but they're definitely up to something. 909 00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:04,734 What is this? "Follow the rose petals." 910 00:37:04,767 --> 00:37:07,233 -What is this? -I feel like we're on, like, 911 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:08,533 The Bachelor. 912 00:37:08,567 --> 00:37:10,633 Oh, there's Swiss flags. 913 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,066 (laughs): Are there? Swiss? 914 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:16,266 Yeah. Is there Swiss yodeling going on? 915 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,767 -(Swiss music playing) -This is supposed to be Switzerland? 916 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,433 Evidently. Switzerland has never looked so good. 917 00:37:20,467 --> 00:37:22,300 A table for two? 918 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,767 -So it's just me and you? -Oh, fondue. 919 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,400 Oh, so this is, like, them setting us up. 920 00:37:29,433 --> 00:37:32,333 KOURTNEY: Or is this you setting it up? 921 00:37:37,066 --> 00:37:38,266 ♪ ♪ 922 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,033 SCOTT: So this is, like, them 923 00:37:40,066 --> 00:37:41,633 setting us up. 924 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:43,467 Or is this you setting it up? 925 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,467 No, I didn't have anything to do with this. 926 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,200 Are you sure? 927 00:37:47,233 --> 00:37:51,633 I think I would say, right now, I did this for us. 928 00:37:51,667 --> 00:37:54,100 First of all, I wouldn't have yodeled. 929 00:37:54,133 --> 00:37:56,100 -KOURTNEY: Okay. -And second, I don't think 930 00:37:56,133 --> 00:37:58,600 I would've done a lot of these things. 931 00:37:58,633 --> 00:38:00,166 Is that what they eat in Switzerland? 932 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,333 I don't know. 933 00:38:01,367 --> 00:38:03,333 It's nice. 934 00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:05,633 -I thought this was a family dinner. -(phone chimes) 935 00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:07,100 So did I. 936 00:38:07,133 --> 00:38:10,233 I mean, it's still a family dinner, technically. 937 00:38:10,266 --> 00:38:12,400 -Yeah. -But I think it's pretty obvious they... 938 00:38:12,433 --> 00:38:14,767 tried to set us up. 939 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,367 You know, I think the family puts a lot of pressure 940 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,767 on Kourtney more so than me 941 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,100 in regards to them wanting her to be back together with me. 942 00:38:26,133 --> 00:38:28,133 They just see two people that spend 943 00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:31,767 a lot of time together, do a lot of things with their children, 944 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,367 so why can't we have a perfect little family 945 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,500 and a white picket fence? 946 00:38:37,533 --> 00:38:39,266 But it's just not that simple. 947 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:42,767 But I think to have a moment to just be together 948 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,500 and to see if we even like being together 949 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:49,333 without the kids, you know, is a cool thing. 950 00:38:49,367 --> 00:38:53,033 Like, I understand the whole trying to get us alone... 951 00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:56,266 ...but what's going on with the Swiss thing? 952 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:59,300 -'Cause you talk about Switzerland? -I guess. 953 00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:00,567 I talk about boats a lot. 954 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,333 You don't see a boat sitting out there. 955 00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:04,633 (laughs) I don't know. 956 00:39:04,667 --> 00:39:07,767 I think it's the 15-minute Switzerland rule. 957 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,333 The 15-minute Switzerland rule? 958 00:39:10,367 --> 00:39:12,000 -Mm-hmm. -What does that mean? 959 00:39:12,033 --> 00:39:15,500 You meet a Swiss guy, in 15 minutes something goes down. 960 00:39:15,533 --> 00:39:18,700 -That means he's the one. -It does? 961 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,133 No, I just made it up. 962 00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:25,066 I just joke that I'm gonna move to Switzerland. 963 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,734 Oh. 964 00:39:26,767 --> 00:39:31,533 I mean, I guess it's cute that they try to do this, 965 00:39:31,567 --> 00:39:33,400 -slash annoying. -Mm. 966 00:39:33,433 --> 00:39:34,767 -(chuckles) -Yeah. 967 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,767 It's not bad for you and I to have some time 968 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,600 -without the kids. -Yeah. 969 00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:41,166 SCOTT: I mean, I don't really 970 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,700 remember the last time 971 00:39:43,734 --> 00:39:47,433 we really had dinner alone, 972 00:39:47,467 --> 00:39:49,266 candlelit. 973 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,667 I would probably say... 974 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:52,433 -Ever? -...a vacation? 975 00:39:52,467 --> 00:39:55,133 In Mexico. (chuckles) 976 00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:56,400 In Cabo. 977 00:39:56,433 --> 00:39:58,166 -That was the one I was thinking about. -Yeah. 978 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,066 I think it was a nice thing, and they were just trying 979 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:03,266 to please you with your Switzerland dreams. 980 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:05,700 So I can't be mad at anybody for trying. 981 00:40:05,734 --> 00:40:07,700 Yeah, I think it's nice. 982 00:40:07,734 --> 00:40:09,667 Last night, we were talking about 983 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,200 all my pee stories. 984 00:40:11,233 --> 00:40:12,600 -Yeah. -We were, like, crying, laughing, 985 00:40:12,633 --> 00:40:13,767 -like... -Pee in your pants? 986 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,166 -(laughs) -The one at, uh, 987 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,533 the hotel was good. 988 00:40:17,567 --> 00:40:19,300 The people coming out of the elevator. 989 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,200 We looked at them like, "Ugh, 990 00:40:21,233 --> 00:40:23,233 "someone just, like, peed in there. 991 00:40:23,266 --> 00:40:24,467 It's gross, guys." 992 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,633 And they were like, "Oh, my God." 993 00:40:25,667 --> 00:40:27,467 -"How disgusting." Yeah. -"That's gross." 994 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:29,700 -(laughs) -And we sat with them at the beach the whole day. 995 00:40:29,734 --> 00:40:33,200 -Yeah. -That was fun. 996 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,233 ♪ ♪ 997 00:40:43,533 --> 00:40:46,633 -KHLOE: Hello! -KIM: Kourtney? Scott? 998 00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:48,734 KHLOE: Hello? Your cars are here. 999 00:40:48,767 --> 00:40:51,734 -Where are they? -KHLOE: Wait. I hear music. 1000 00:40:52,767 --> 00:40:54,500 -Hello? -(laughter in distance) 1001 00:40:54,533 --> 00:40:55,767 (doorknob jiggling) 1002 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,633 The master is locked. 1003 00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:01,233 -They're in there. -Come here. Let's go around. 1004 00:41:01,266 --> 00:41:04,667 Let's go around. Wait, do those doors open? 1005 00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:10,100 KIM: Oh, my God. Look at all the roses. 1006 00:41:10,133 --> 00:41:12,166 KHLOE: Roses and the bathtub drawn. 1007 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,367 -SCOTT: Ooh. -(Kourtney chuckles) 1008 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,033 -Ah! -KOURTNEY: Uhp. 1009 00:41:16,066 --> 00:41:17,300 -KHLOE: Hello. -Hello. (chuckles) 1010 00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:18,667 -SCOTT: What's up? -KOURTNEY: Good morning. 1011 00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:20,100 We were trying to spy on you guys, 1012 00:41:20,133 --> 00:41:21,500 but here we are. 1013 00:41:21,533 --> 00:41:24,100 What the hell is happening? 1014 00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:26,333 -What are you guys doing? -We were just enjoying the view. 1015 00:41:26,367 --> 00:41:28,233 KHLOE: A brassiere? 1016 00:41:28,266 --> 00:41:31,500 Are you guys back together? Did you seal the deal? 1017 00:41:31,533 --> 00:41:34,066 Well, your dinner was so, um, romantic. 1018 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:37,200 SCOTT: The Swiss flag is what got us. 1019 00:41:38,667 --> 00:41:40,700 KOURTNEY: As a joke, we decided to set 1020 00:41:40,734 --> 00:41:42,233 a romantic scene 1021 00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:46,066 and pretend that we had a night together. 1022 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,133 Like their mission was accomplished. 1023 00:41:48,166 --> 00:41:52,066 Lord Disick reigns here. (laughs) 1024 00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:54,266 Lord Disick may shine again! 1025 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:55,533 (laughter) 1026 00:41:55,567 --> 00:41:58,066 KHLOE: What'd you say? "Mount Shine again"? 1027 00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:00,266 (English accent): Lord Disick may shine here again! 1028 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:03,266 -KIM: "May shine." -KHLOE (laughs): Oh, "may shine here again." 1029 00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:05,667 -KHLOE: Okay. -Oh, thank God. 1030 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:08,233 KIM: Did our Parent Trap work? 1031 00:42:08,266 --> 00:42:09,700 KOURTNEY: Dinner was very nice, 1032 00:42:09,734 --> 00:42:12,266 but we're not back together, so... 1033 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,600 KHLOE: So you're just (bleep)? 1034 00:42:13,633 --> 00:42:16,734 Nope. We're just parents... 1035 00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:19,133 That sometimes... (tongue clicking) 1036 00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:21,000 -Nope. -KIM: You guys, stop. 1037 00:42:21,033 --> 00:42:22,367 KHLOE: We saw rose petals 1038 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,033 and a bath drawn. 1039 00:42:24,066 --> 00:42:25,734 -KIM: What are you guys doing? -Yeah. I just honestly... 1040 00:42:25,767 --> 00:42:27,367 -Very confused. -(Kourtney chuckles) 1041 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,367 KOURTNEY: Maybe we're just pretending... 1042 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,467 -KIM: What do you mean? -...to get back for you guys 1043 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,734 meddling in our business. 1044 00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:36,333 KHLOE: Okay. 1045 00:42:36,367 --> 00:42:37,700 Kourtney and Scott claim 1046 00:42:37,734 --> 00:42:40,100 that nothing happened between them last night 1047 00:42:40,133 --> 00:42:43,367 and it's a prank, but who knows? 1048 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,333 -A girl can wonder. -I don't know if I believe that. 1049 00:42:45,367 --> 00:42:46,767 KHLOE: Wasn't it a nice surprise? 1050 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,367 SCOTT: Yeah. We never really 1051 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,400 spend much time without the kids, so... 1052 00:42:50,433 --> 00:42:52,033 KOURTNEY: That was nice. 1053 00:42:52,066 --> 00:42:53,567 KIM: Well, on that note, 1054 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,567 we will leave you alone so you guys can bond even more. 1055 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,500 I feel like we interrupted you guys. 1056 00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:01,033 I'm rooting for them. 1057 00:43:01,066 --> 00:43:02,500 I think we're all rooting for them, 1058 00:43:02,533 --> 00:43:05,233 and maybe they just need this time, and maybe they need 1059 00:43:05,266 --> 00:43:07,367 even more time than right now. 1060 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,300 Who knows? But we're always rooting for them. 1061 00:43:11,667 --> 00:43:12,734 (laughter) 1062 00:43:12,767 --> 00:43:14,600 KOURTNEY: Addison Rae 1063 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,500 is a TikToker. 1064 00:43:16,533 --> 00:43:17,734 KHLOE: She sleeps over a lot? 1065 00:43:17,767 --> 00:43:19,133 What room does she sleep in? 1066 00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:20,734 -My mom's. -Kourtney's not really 1067 00:43:20,767 --> 00:43:22,467 like this with her other girlfriends. 1068 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:23,600 (whooping, screaming) 1069 00:43:23,633 --> 00:43:25,266 Work it! Yeah! 1070 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,233 -MAN: Oh, my God. -What is wrong? 1071 00:43:28,266 --> 00:43:31,000 You don't understand what just happened. 1072 00:43:31,033 --> 00:43:32,734 2020 has been a really crazy year. 1073 00:43:32,767 --> 00:43:35,734 MAN 2 (on TV): The bunker is designed to withstand all disasters. 1074 00:43:35,767 --> 00:43:37,767 You just want to be prepared for anything. 1075 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,700 -My God, it's an emergency. -(siren wailing) 1076 00:43:39,734 --> 00:43:44,166 -We got to go! Come on! -Okay.