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-(khloe speaking indistinctly)
-kendall: Hey, come here.
(smooching)
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-(kim whimpers)
-(kendall and fai laugh)
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-Kim: You guys!
-No, they're nice. I swear.
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-Khloe: What's wrong--
what's wrong with her?
-Pyro, come here.
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-Kim: Can you tell them
I'm nice?
-Kendall: Go in...
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-Go in the room. Come here.
(chuckles): Oh, my god.
-(barks)
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Kim:
Oh, my god, you guys.
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Make sure they don't come out,
fai.
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Kim: That black one is,
like, oh, my god.
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Khloe:
The spotted one's, like,
my favorite dog in the world.
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-(bark)
-(thump, rattling)
-oh.
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Kendall:
I bet you that's pyro,
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And he's gonna (bleep)
those doors up.
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-(door thumping)
-(gasps)
-he locked it?
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He locked the door?
(gasps)
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-The dogs locked the door
on themselves.
-(kendall scoffs)
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-What are we gonna do?
-(chuckling)
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-Oh, my god. They locked it.
-No.
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-(laughs)
-what are we gonna do?
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-You guys.
-(laughs)
-what kind of lock is it?
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-It's not a... (laughing)
-it's a turn.
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-It's an old-school turn lock.
-(laughs): I don't...
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(laughing)
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-Fai: Oh, my god.
-No, no, no, no.
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Kendall:
Me and fai's dogs
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Locked themselves in a room.
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My dog pyro is
a little bit of a lunatic,
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And he just hopped
on the door wrong
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And, like, spun the lock.
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And so he locked them both
into a little media room.
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Oh, my god.
What a dummy, pyro.
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Khloe:
And they're gonna be so scared.
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-(dogs whimpering)
-kendall: There's a window.
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Kim:
Oh, there is?
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♪ ♪
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Let's see if the window's open.
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-Oh, it is.
-(whimpering)
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Look, they're trying
to come out.
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-(whining)
-(chuckles)
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Do you need me to,
like, help push you?
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-(chuckles): No, I got it.
-(whimpering)
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-(bark)
-hi, guys.
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(chuckles):
Oh, my god, you're so crazy.
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-Success. Success.
-Oh, my god. Okay.
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-(laughs)
-okay, we're not
putting them back in there.
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♪ ♪
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-Kourtney: Mom, are you going?
-(chuckling)
-kris: Yeah.
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-Is corey going
or are you staying?
-Corey: She's tired.
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Kris:
No, he's gonna stay for a bit.
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-Kourtney: Yeah,
stay for a little.
-He'll stay for a little.
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I love having sleepovers
with my friends.
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-Hi!
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
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Kourtney: With my friends,
it's just about--
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Like,
time almost doesn't exist.
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Just, like,
being in the moment.
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-Addison: Hello!
-Kourtney: Corey stayed
to do the dance.
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-Oh, my gosh. So fun.
-We can do our dance together.
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I know. Kris said
she wanted to do a dance, too.
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Addison rae is a...
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World-renowned tiktoker.
Just kidding (chuckles)
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Mason introduced me
to knowing who she was.
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-Larsa: ...Crazy.
-I mean, I feel fine.
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I just cry myself
to sleep every night.
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Larsa:
Yeah. That's totally normal.
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Kourtney:
Addison and I made
a poosh workout video together.
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-(laughs)
-and we've been working out
ever since.
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And she just basically
never left.
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♪ ♪
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Should we play--
should we play-- wait, wait,
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-No, what is it called?
The closet...
-Seven minutes in heaven!
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-No, in the closet!
-Yes.
-Seven minutes in heaven!
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-Yes.
-Seven minutes in heaven.
-Seven minutes in heaven.
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-We're doing it
till it lands on you two.
-Harry-harry and sarah,
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Just go in the closet
for seven minutes.
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I want you and harry
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-To go in a room
for seven minutes.
-Yeah, that's fine.
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-We're always in a room.
-We will. We're
literally together every day.
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Harry:
All right,
but the real question is,
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Addison and kourtney.
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-Let's really talk about this.
-What?
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-Oh, my god.
-Seven minutes in heaven!
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If you guys-- if you guys
aren't doing it, then we're not.
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-We should do it...
-Fine, we'll go! We'll go!
-Oh...!
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-We'll go! We'll go!
-(laughing)
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Oh, my god.
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During quarantine,
like, everyone kind of had
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Their own little group going on,
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And harry and addison
would come over every day.
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Me, kourtney and harry
are gonna go for a second.
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-Sarah: Threesome!
Seven minutes in heaven!
-(laughs)
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It's just nice to have good,
positive energy around.
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-Guys, don't get too excited.
-Don't get too excited.
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Kourtney:
Harry, are you gonna swim?
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I think sometimes you just
connect with certain people,
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And we just, like, love
hanging out with each other.
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(squeals)
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(laughing)
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Natalie:
Show us! He just said,
"tiktok," addison!
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(laughing)
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(whooping)
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(laughing)
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Natalie:
Hey, kourtney!
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Kourtney, now you have
to try to do it with addison.
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-(whooping)
-corey: Kourtney, get down.
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-Harry: Yeah!
-(cheering)
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-(laughing)
-yeah!
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(indistinct shouting)
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Oh.
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♪ ♪
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Ready?
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(screaming, laughing)
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-Kris: It's recording.
-Oh, don't take my picture.
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-Okay, kris. Are you kris?
-I am.
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-Gorgeous.
-Man: Beautiful.
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It's beautiful.
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(playing stiltedly)
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It's like riding a bike.
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(discordant notes)
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I should've learned how to play
the piano much better.
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(phone rings)
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Hello? Hi, mom.
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Hi, kris. What's up?
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Nothing much.
What are you doing?
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Oh, I was just thinking
about, um,
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Going down to san diego
for my birthday,
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And I wondered
if you wanted to come.
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I thought I might do
my usual thing
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And have my girl party,
you know, like,
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At the la valencia hotel,
like I usually do.
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-Well...
-What do you think?
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I don't know.
I'm just thinking about it.
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I think that...
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I think about your age,
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-And you have
underlying conditions.
-Yeah.
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That worries me a little bit,
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About you going
to a public restaurant
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With a bunch of girls,
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Where you don't know
where they've all been.
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I pretty much know,
you know, my friends,
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But we can always check 'em,
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-You know, at the door
or something.
-Yeah.
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Kris:
Usually,
my mom spends her birthday
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In la jolla with her friends,
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And they all go to
the la valencia hotel for lunch.
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She's been doing that
for as long as I can remember.
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I just think that it's risky
going to a hotel.
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I just don't think we know
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-What's really happening
right now.
-Mm-hmm.
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I just don't think
it's a good idea this year, mom.
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I feel bad that she's not able
to follow up
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With that tradition
and be with her friends.
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But it's her 86th birthday.
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So, because
of this whole pandemic,
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She needs to be careful.
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I wish that you could be
living this life that's magical
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And didn't have to worry about
all these things in your...
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Mj:
I know. It's kind of
in the back of everyone's mind,
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Especially older people,
you know.
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Kris:
Yeah. (chuckles) okay.
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I love you, mom.
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-Oh, I love you.
Thank you for thinking of me.
-(playing piano)
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That's my "I love you" music.
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♪ ♪
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-Mj: Aw. So cute. I didn't...
-Do you like that?
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I didn't know you played,
darling.
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Well, you know,
I wish you would've made me
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Take piano lessons
when I was little.
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That's the least
you could've done.
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Mj:
Well, you weren't too agreeable.
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Oh, my gosh.
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(mj laughing)
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♪ ♪
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Kourtney:
Watch her trick and tell us
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If you can do it.
(chuckles)
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(laughing)
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(chuckles)
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Malika:
Can we just talk
about your sister?
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She hasn't smiled this much.
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She's so funny.
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I forgot she was here.
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Kourtney:
You bounce
while we're gonna play cornhole.
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Addison:
Yeah.
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(laughing)
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Scott:
What's shaking?
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-Malika: Hey, hottie.
-Hey, scott.
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-Just saying...
-Malika: Really, just talking
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About what a great mood
kourtney's in.
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Do you have to be
this close to my ass?
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-Oh, did you?
-Like...
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-My ass is
literally on his thigh.
-I would've been really happy
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For you if that were true.
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Yeah, I was sitting here.
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Anyways, isn't kourt
just a jolly old girl?
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-But I don't want to mess it up,
because...
-It sounds amazing.
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...She's much happier now.
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We know kourtney had, like,
a fragile s-- year last year.
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I want kourtney to be happy.
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I want the old kourtney back,
and this is her.
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-I'm seeing a glimmer of it.
-I'm just...
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Just going off
of her smile alone,
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-It seems healthy.
-Scott: Hey, it's a hell of
a lot better than what it was.
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-Khloe: Ugh, you remember.
-It see-- oh, I know.
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Kourtney:
Oh! That is a point!
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(indistinct shouting)
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Khloe:
Ever since quarantine,
kourtney has been super happy.
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Kim:
And, you know, I think,
as kourtney's sisters,
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We're obviously gonna question
everything
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-That each one of us does.
-(chuckles)
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So, I mean, I think
we are a little curious
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If it's because of addison.
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(laughing)
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Kim:
She's 20 years old,
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And we don't really know her.
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So we are a little curious
to know
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What do they have in common.
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There is a big age difference.
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I mean, we question everything,
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-So why aren't we
gonna question this?
-Everything, everyone,
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No matter who it is.
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-Stella.
-Scott: Stella is back.
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Malika:
I really thought that I needed
to date younger men to have fun.
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-I just need to get
a younger friend.
-Scott: Right.
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Khloe:
Well, don't get carried away.
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No, I mean-- I'm sorry.
I'm gonna keep you.
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-Maybe you and I can get
a younger friend.
-Yeah. Oh. In addition.
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-Got it.
-I did have
a 21-year-old girlfriend.
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-You're a... (laughs)
-khloe: Seriously.
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Scott:
What the (bleep)
is this boat, now?
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Khloe:
That helicopter landed
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-On the (bleep) yacht.
-Right on the back.
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Let me go see if this is
my new husband, girl.
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-(laughing)
-hey!
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Taking my shirt off.
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-Who is this?
-(malika laughing)
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Scott:
Yeah, show 'em everything.
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♪ ♪
237
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(kim yawns)
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(phone rings)
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Hello?
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What's wrong?
241
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Wait, wait, wait.
Take a deep breath.
242
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Hold on, hold on.
243
00:09:54,452 --> 00:09:56,377
-Jonathan: Oh, my god.
-What is wrong?
244
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Jonathan:
You don't understand
what just happened to me.
245
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What-what happened?
246
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They came with guns to, like--
247
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They robbed me for my watch.
248
00:10:05,755 --> 00:10:07,889
There was, like, two of them.
I'm freaking out right now.
249
00:10:07,965 --> 00:10:10,016
-My hand is...
-Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait.
250
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-Wait, where?
-I'm freaking out.
251
00:10:12,303 --> 00:10:14,562
In new jersey. They--
I don't know what happened.
252
00:10:14,639 --> 00:10:17,190
W-w-wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait. Cal--
253
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Wait, slow down.
Wait, just...
254
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-I can't breathe. I'm, like,
out of (bleep) breath.
-Just take a deep breath.
255
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-Did you call the cops?
-Yeah, of course
I called the cops.
256
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They're looking for them now.
257
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I'm, like, (bleep) freaking out.
258
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They put a gun to my mom's head.
259
00:10:28,569 --> 00:10:33,706
I am definitely shocked
over what jonathan's saying.
260
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I've never heard him
over the phone, like, crying,
261
00:10:37,328 --> 00:10:40,305
And it's really scary
because this kind of thing
262
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Can really traumatize someone.
263
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I cannot believe this happened.
There's literally 20 cops
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00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:45,134
In the house right now.
265
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,261
Like, I don't know.
I'm freaking out.
266
00:10:47,338 --> 00:10:48,888
-Like, I don't even know
how I'm gonna stay here.
-Come to l.A.
267
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Come here. You're safe.
I love you.
268
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-I got to go. I love you.
-That's all that matters,
okay. Bye. Bye.
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Oh, my god.
270
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(laughing)
271
00:11:01,403 --> 00:11:04,237
-So, you... (chuckling)
-(laughing)
272
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:07,156
Kourtney
and addison's dynamic, um,
273
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,118
It's just a little...
Interesting.
274
00:11:10,194 --> 00:11:12,545
-All we do is laugh.
-(laughing)
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(crowd chatter)
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Kourtney: I'm really scared
to work out tomorrow.
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I am, too, and harry was, like,
pushing him to do the stairs.
278
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Kourtney:
Oh, I know.
279
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Unless we decide
to take tomorrow off
280
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And work out on Sunday.
281
00:11:31,048 --> 00:11:33,266
-Yeah.
-Hey!
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00:11:33,342 --> 00:11:36,144
My favorite person
in the world!
283
00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:38,029
-What?
-Besides my kids.
-What?
284
00:11:38,106 --> 00:11:39,698
I thought you were gonna say
"besides addison."
285
00:11:39,774 --> 00:11:41,149
I was gonna say, "oh, my."
286
00:11:41,225 --> 00:11:42,525
She just...
She couldn't say that yet.
287
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,110
-(kourtney chuckles)
-khloe: I know.
288
00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:45,445
Not-not in front
of you guys yet. Just to me.
289
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,029
-Khloe: Oh, my goodness.
-Welcome.
290
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,615
Addison:
The nails look really nice.
291
00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:51,033
Oh, thank you.
292
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,211
Kourtney (laughing):
Simon just wrote me,
293
00:11:53,288 --> 00:11:55,046
"I jog like a senior."
294
00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:57,215
(kourtney and addison laughing)
295
00:11:57,292 --> 00:11:59,792
So, you... (laughing)
296
00:11:59,827 --> 00:12:01,169
-(laughing)
-khloe: Oh, my god.
297
00:12:01,245 --> 00:12:04,464
Kourtney:
He posted this jogging video...
298
00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:06,215
-Addison: It's horrible.
-...Of us, and he wrote,
299
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,226
"I jog like a senior."
300
00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:10,344
Kourt, did you know
suzanne somers
301
00:12:10,421 --> 00:12:12,480
Lives somewhere around here?
302
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:22,231
You should do, like,
the thighmaster on the beach
303
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,451
And see if she comes.
304
00:12:26,488 --> 00:12:28,872
It's like,
that's, like, her bat-signal.
305
00:12:31,025 --> 00:12:32,658
Where are you right now?
306
00:12:32,693 --> 00:12:34,660
-I don't know.
-Mm.
307
00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:36,370
Addison:
I feel like
I can read your mind.
308
00:12:36,447 --> 00:12:38,080
-I was thinking.
-Addison: Yeah.
309
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,916
She's thinking
about the bigger picture.
310
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,168
-Mm-hmm.
-Khloe: Kourtney and addison's
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Dynamic, um...
312
00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:46,380
It's just a little...
Interesting.
313
00:12:46,457 --> 00:12:48,767
Kourt's not interested
in what I'm saying, but
314
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As soon as addison would
say something, she would, like,
315
00:12:50,845 --> 00:12:52,428
-Listen.
-Kim: It's all just
316
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,938
-A mystery to us.
-A mystery.
317
00:12:54,015 --> 00:12:55,348
And we need to crack the code.
318
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,849
Unsolved mysteries.
319
00:12:56,884 --> 00:12:58,851
We're always thinking
about the bigger picture.
320
00:12:58,886 --> 00:13:00,186
Don't worry
about the small stuff.
321
00:13:00,221 --> 00:13:01,521
Chef k, this is so good.
322
00:13:01,597 --> 00:13:03,231
I don't know what
323
00:13:03,307 --> 00:13:05,691
Your plan is for me,
but if you're gonna eat me,
324
00:13:05,726 --> 00:13:08,236
Just let me know because
325
00:13:08,312 --> 00:13:10,530
I feel like that's what
I'm getting so fattened up for.
326
00:13:10,565 --> 00:13:12,532
(kourtney and addison laughing)
327
00:13:12,608 --> 00:13:15,201
-Oh, my god. Are you okay?
-Mm.
328
00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:16,452
-Is that so funny to you?
-Mm-hmm.
329
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,787
Addison:
No, that was really funny.
330
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,790
Kourtney:
All we do is laugh.
331
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,301
Jolly good. Jolly good indeed.
332
00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:25,628
-It's jolly good.
-Jolly good. Jolly good.
333
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,056
Kris:
Just like prince charles,
robert.
334
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,643
Kendall:
Hey, dog.
335
00:13:31,719 --> 00:13:34,220
Kourtney:
Oh, my gosh.
Whose dog is this?
336
00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:35,888
Khloe:
Kourtney, how have you not
seen this?
337
00:13:35,923 --> 00:13:37,723
Kendall (chuckling):
Yeah, this dog's
been here the whole time.
338
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,150
-Khloe: How could you miss him?
-Kendall: He's literally
339
00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:40,476
Probably heavier
and bigger than you.
340
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,894
Kourtney:
Yeah, how much does he weigh?
341
00:13:41,929 --> 00:13:44,272
I don't know.
Heavy. I don't know.
342
00:13:44,348 --> 00:13:45,731
Kim:
I can't deal with those balls.
343
00:13:45,766 --> 00:13:48,493
-Like, I would die.
-Jonathan: Yo, this place
344
00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:50,111
-Is paradise.
-Kim: Hey!
345
00:13:50,187 --> 00:13:52,280
-Scott: Hey.
-Wow. I cannot believe
346
00:13:52,356 --> 00:13:53,832
-You guys landed
in this jackpot here. -Hey.
347
00:13:53,908 --> 00:13:55,166
-This is amazing.
-Kris: Paradise.
348
00:13:55,243 --> 00:13:56,617
-Khloe: Finally. Hi.
-What's up, guys?
349
00:13:56,694 --> 00:14:00,496
So, wait. So, will you tell us
what happened?
350
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,508
Yes. So, what happened
to me was that I went
351
00:14:03,585 --> 00:14:05,343
To this mall
called "the americana."
352
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,128
It's in long island.
It's, like, beautiful.
353
00:14:07,204 --> 00:14:08,921
Nice car...
It's just a nice place to go.
354
00:14:08,956 --> 00:14:11,757
So we had... I went shopping
there, and we had dinner.
355
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:14,176
And then, um, drove 40 minutes
356
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,761
Back to new jersey
where my mom lives,
357
00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:17,680
Right across the bridge,
and we pull into her driveway.
358
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,474
And it's like just, like, nice,
normal houses there.
359
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:22,476
Get out of the car,
and I see this guy just,
360
00:14:22,553 --> 00:14:24,186
Like, randomly, like,
walking down the street.
361
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,813
And all of a sudden,
I see the guy comes.
362
00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,690
He's behind me, like, standing,
like, in the driveway.
363
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,868
And he goes, "do you know what
time it is?" and I literally,
364
00:14:29,944 --> 00:14:31,444
Like, looked...
I, like, just, like, looked
365
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,945
At my... For a second,
like, at my...
366
00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,280
Like, I go,
"no, bro, I don't know."
367
00:14:34,315 --> 00:14:35,948
And I turned around,
and all I see is,
368
00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:37,533
Like, this gun,
like, going right to my mom.
369
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,452
We're stuck in between
the two cars.
370
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,379
And then I felt him. Like,
he ripped the-the-the watch,
371
00:14:41,456 --> 00:14:43,789
-Like, right off my hand.
-Kourtney: Oh, my god.
372
00:14:43,824 --> 00:14:46,459
-Scott: Did they catch them?
-No, but they're-they're, like,
373
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,336
-Working on it.
-Kim: I'm really glad
374
00:14:48,412 --> 00:14:49,795
That jonathan is here.
375
00:14:49,872 --> 00:14:51,631
It's good to,
you know, be with him.
376
00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:54,175
But I don't know if it's,
like, a combination of being
377
00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:58,554
A mom and robbery and listening
to jonathan, but my anxiety
378
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,057
Starts setting in again.
It's just, like, after
379
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,066
My robbery situation.
380
00:15:02,143 --> 00:15:04,226
I have a split second in my mind
381
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,645
To make this quick decision.
382
00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:07,730
Like, am I gonna run
down the stairs
383
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,732
And, like, either be shot
in the back...
384
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,859
It... Like, it makes me so upset
to think about it.
385
00:15:11,936 --> 00:15:14,487
But, like, either they're gonna
shoot me in the back,
386
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,697
Or if I make it and they don't--
387
00:15:16,774 --> 00:15:19,533
If the elevator
does not open in time,
388
00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,994
Or the stairs are locked--
then, like, I'm (bleep).
389
00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:23,871
There's no way out.
390
00:15:23,948 --> 00:15:25,373
After the robbery,
391
00:15:25,449 --> 00:15:28,000
I definitely retreated a lot,
and I turned
392
00:15:28,035 --> 00:15:30,503
Into a little bit more
of a hermit than I usually was.
393
00:15:30,579 --> 00:15:33,714
You think, like, "well,
what if this and what if this."
394
00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:36,759
And you just want to be prepared
for anything and everything.
395
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,678
You know, when you have kids,
you want to save them
396
00:15:38,754 --> 00:15:42,682
And make sure
that everything's gonna be okay.
397
00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:44,609
I've never heard him hysterical
like this, I've never
398
00:15:44,686 --> 00:15:46,519
-Heard you cry like this.
-I couldn't catch my breath.
399
00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:48,729
Kim:
I nev... Yeah, he couldn't talk,
and I was just like,
400
00:15:48,806 --> 00:15:50,523
"you're okay.
Like, you're okay."
401
00:15:50,599 --> 00:15:52,283
-Yeah, it's over.
-"you're safe. It's over.
402
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,360
-So, like, just..."
-khloe: That's so sad.
403
00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:55,945
"like, stay still. You're okay."
404
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,406
-It's traumatizing.
-Jonathan: Oh, it was so crazy.
405
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:01,117
-It's so traumatizing.
-Khloe: How's your mom now?
406
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,618
She's, uh...
She was better than me.
407
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,578
I was so scared for her,
and I was so worried to leave...
408
00:16:04,655 --> 00:16:06,547
Like, for her to even,
like, walk outside.
409
00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:12,211
Kim: Like little things.
You always think you see people,
410
00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:13,629
And you just get
kind of panicked, you know?
411
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,473
-Right.
-Mason: When you got robbed?
412
00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:16,716
Yeah. I'll tell you
about it one day
413
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,300
-When you're...
-Mason: Okay.
414
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,885
Khloe:
What's the plan moving forward?
415
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:22,221
Like, are you gonna now
have full-time security?
416
00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:24,399
-Jonathan: Yeah, yeah.
-Khloe: That's annoying.
417
00:16:25,843 --> 00:16:28,695
(seagull squawking)
418
00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:32,064
Kim:
Do you think I should
419
00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:34,608
Post this tonight, or now?
420
00:16:34,685 --> 00:16:35,985
-Just now, right?
-Mason: But I could do...
421
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,611
-Wait. What?
-Khloe: Do you, like, interact
422
00:16:37,688 --> 00:16:39,572
With people, or you just post
and drop the mic?
423
00:16:39,648 --> 00:16:41,490
No, I just post
and drop the mic.
424
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,076
But two of my other posts are so
close to getting four million.
425
00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:47,079
They're, like, 3.99, you know.
426
00:16:47,114 --> 00:16:49,081
But, like, who cares, right?
427
00:16:49,116 --> 00:16:50,675
Yeah. They'll still get...
428
00:16:50,752 --> 00:16:52,677
That might attract more people
to look at your page.
429
00:16:52,754 --> 00:16:54,345
-You know what?
-Mason: What?
430
00:16:54,422 --> 00:16:55,796
I'm gonna give you an example
431
00:16:55,873 --> 00:16:57,590
Of what never to do
to your family members.
432
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,092
-Mason: Okay.
-I called mom.
433
00:17:00,127 --> 00:17:02,678
Addison was over.
434
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,181
I was telling her
a deep problem I was having.
435
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:09,027
I needed someone to talk to,
I needed someone to confide in.
436
00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:11,362
I called her. We were talking.
437
00:17:11,439 --> 00:17:14,032
She was like, "uh-huh. Mm-hmm."
438
00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:16,034
She acted really interested
439
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:18,027
-In what I was saying, right?
-Mason: Mm-hmm.
440
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,779
And then she's like, "okay, I'll
call you back because, you know,
441
00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:21,363
"addison's here,
I can't really talk,
442
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,874
And I want to,
like, be private."
443
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:25,326
Understandable,
respectable, right?
444
00:17:25,402 --> 00:17:26,660
She goes, "I'll call you later."
445
00:17:26,737 --> 00:17:28,454
She thinks
she hangs up the phone.
446
00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:30,548
-You know what she said?
-Mason: What?
447
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,459
"ugh. Sorry, that's my sister
kim. She's just blabbing.
448
00:17:33,494 --> 00:17:34,794
"I've tried to get off the phone
with her
449
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:36,504
"ten million times
for the last hour,
450
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:39,131
And she just won't shut up
or get off the phone."
451
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,841
And I was like, "what? Uh."
452
00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:44,062
Kim:
So, when addison is
with kourtney...
453
00:17:44,138 --> 00:17:45,846
Khloe:
We don't exist. (laughs)
454
00:17:45,923 --> 00:17:47,732
Kourtney's not really like this
with her other girlfriends.
455
00:17:47,809 --> 00:17:49,475
-Khloe: We just...
-Kim: We just don't know.
456
00:17:49,552 --> 00:17:52,070
Kourtney's a vault.
She's always been like this.
457
00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:54,563
We're just nosy and gossipy,
and we want to, like,
458
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:58,493
Gossip just with each other,
so I want to investigate.
459
00:17:59,353 --> 00:18:02,330
I was like, "is this a joke?"
460
00:18:04,608 --> 00:18:05,825
Kim:
Do you have siblings?
461
00:18:05,901 --> 00:18:07,159
Scott:
Have you ever been arrested?
462
00:18:07,194 --> 00:18:08,494
Kris:
What's your blood type?
463
00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:09,537
Khloe:
What is your credit score?
464
00:18:09,613 --> 00:18:10,871
We just want to ask addison
465
00:18:10,948 --> 00:18:12,498
A couple questions
and get to know her more.
466
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:14,041
We just want
to feel her out a little bit.
467
00:18:14,118 --> 00:18:15,417
Kendall:
Oh, my god, you guys.
468
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,553
Are you interrogating
this poor girl?
469
00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:27,522
(both laughing
470
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,725
Hi.
471
00:18:31,802 --> 00:18:34,728
Hi! This is crazy.
How are you all doing?
472
00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:37,273
-Good. How are you?
-We're... Great.
473
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,732
-Y'all are looking good.
-Thank you.
474
00:18:38,809 --> 00:18:40,952
-You're looking good, ron.
-...In person.
475
00:18:41,028 --> 00:18:42,528
Let's go hang out and party!
476
00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:45,865
-Yeah!
-Yes, in-in a bunker.
477
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,200
Kim:
Jonathan's robbery
just has me freaking out.
478
00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:52,538
And on top of that, 2020 has
been a really crazy year, and
479
00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:55,082
We've been going through
just everything imaginable.
480
00:18:55,159 --> 00:18:56,876
So, me being me,
481
00:18:56,911 --> 00:19:00,588
I had to look into some kind
of, like, survival shelters
482
00:19:00,664 --> 00:19:02,131
And to see what our options are.
483
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:05,426
I really think the bunker
business is where we need to be.
484
00:19:05,502 --> 00:19:07,928
I think
we just need to have them.
485
00:19:08,005 --> 00:19:09,930
Well, life is definitely
going in that direction.
486
00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:11,432
-That's for sure.
-Scott: Yeah.
487
00:19:11,508 --> 00:19:12,933
-Kim: Yeah.
-For real, for real.
488
00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:15,060
So, I found this guy
on the internet named ron,
489
00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:17,488
And he builds bunkers.
490
00:19:17,565 --> 00:19:19,648
And I want to at least,
like, listen to him
491
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,659
And explore it
and see what they're all about.
492
00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:25,070
So, tell us about these bunkers.
Kim and I are so excited.
493
00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:27,665
The bunker is designed
to withstand all disasters,
494
00:19:27,742 --> 00:19:29,500
Both man-made and natural.
495
00:19:29,577 --> 00:19:31,660
It can withstand wildfires.
496
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,672
It can withstand a nuclear blast
from a certain distance.
497
00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:39,460
As long as you got food,
water, fuel, supplies,
498
00:19:39,536 --> 00:19:41,086
You can last down there
for years.
499
00:19:41,121 --> 00:19:43,514
Then the shelter itself
will be airtight.
500
00:19:43,591 --> 00:19:46,133
You know, the world's
not getting any better,
501
00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:50,262
So if (bleep) hits the fan,
where are you guys gonna go?
502
00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:52,014
What's the largest
that, you know...
503
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,766
'cause we have
a pretty big family?
504
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,768
I sold one today for 40 people
in tennessee. Yeah.
505
00:19:55,844 --> 00:19:57,528
-Oh, my god. Wow.
-I mean...
506
00:19:57,605 --> 00:19:59,530
-Yeah, yeah.
-That's awesome.
507
00:19:59,607 --> 00:20:03,776
But if I do a bunker for
the entire kardashian family,
508
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:08,155
We would probably do,
you know, six to seven bedrooms,
509
00:20:08,232 --> 00:20:12,660
And then you'd have a-a living
room, a den with couches.
510
00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:14,662
I have a bunker right now
511
00:20:14,738 --> 00:20:17,122
That no one's seen
on youtube or social media.
512
00:20:17,157 --> 00:20:19,884
Most people in the world would
kill to have this bunker.
513
00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:21,794
-That's amazing.
-It's, uh...
514
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,963
So, the bunker
that you guys are gonna go to
515
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:26,632
Feels like
a cold war era bunker.
516
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:29,051
I cannot wait
to see these bunkers.
517
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,897
Kim:
I know
that this might look silly, but
518
00:20:32,974 --> 00:20:36,141
If I'm gonna get one, I need
to have the full experience
519
00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:39,395
And see what it's like
before I go and invest in this.
520
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,147
I met you at the lakers game
one time, eight, nine years ago.
521
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:44,149
Well, that's why
I didn't recognize you.
522
00:20:44,226 --> 00:20:47,152
You look more handsome now
than you did back then.
523
00:20:47,187 --> 00:20:48,737
I was 17% body fat.
524
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,416
Oh, you better take that
shirt off and show me something.
525
00:20:52,493 --> 00:20:55,419
Yeah! Take it off, ron.
526
00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:57,588
I wish I was,
like, 20 years younger.
527
00:20:57,665 --> 00:20:59,924
(kim and khloe laugh)
528
00:21:00,001 --> 00:21:01,968
♪ ♪
529
00:21:04,121 --> 00:21:07,515
(line ringing)
530
00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:11,644
-Mj: Hello? Hello?
-Hi!
531
00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:15,606
I'm good. How are you?
532
00:21:17,634 --> 00:21:19,777
I know. I miss you.
533
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:27,067
I know. Any thoughts...?
Your birthday's coming up.
534
00:21:27,144 --> 00:21:29,620
Well, I kind of wanted
to go to san diego
535
00:21:29,697 --> 00:21:31,363
Because I've been doing that
536
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,865
For so many years
with my girlfriends.
537
00:21:32,941 --> 00:21:35,117
-Yeah.
-And we always were
538
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,036
At the hotel,
you know-- la valencia.
539
00:21:37,112 --> 00:21:39,747
You've been there
with me, and...
540
00:21:39,823 --> 00:21:42,133
You know, it just seemed like
why not?
541
00:21:42,209 --> 00:21:43,801
There probably isn't
many people there.
542
00:21:43,878 --> 00:21:47,046
But kris kind of put the screws
on it really,
543
00:21:47,122 --> 00:21:50,924
Because she doesn't really want
me to go down there in a hotel.
544
00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:53,969
And, uh, I keep telling her,
you know, it'll be pretty safe.
545
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,055
Yeah, but that's why...
Exactly why
546
00:21:56,090 --> 00:21:58,432
You should live your life
the way you want.
547
00:21:58,509 --> 00:22:00,934
-You think? Well...
-For sure.
548
00:22:01,011 --> 00:22:04,730
I totally disagree
with my mom,
549
00:22:04,765 --> 00:22:07,149
So I need to talk
to my mom about it.
550
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,736
I think there's a safe way
that mj can feel celebrated.
551
00:22:10,813 --> 00:22:12,946
I think she's been really,
really careful
552
00:22:13,023 --> 00:22:15,499
And not been seeing
a lot of people at all,
553
00:22:15,576 --> 00:22:18,502
And so I think
she's probably lonely.
554
00:22:18,579 --> 00:22:20,245
She lives by herself,
555
00:22:20,322 --> 00:22:25,676
And I'm sure she would love
to have a birthday party.
556
00:22:25,753 --> 00:22:27,678
Well, I'll sneak you there
if you...
557
00:22:27,755 --> 00:22:31,015
If you feel like
being daring. (chuckles)
558
00:22:31,092 --> 00:22:34,802
(laughs)
the wild birthday party girl.
559
00:22:34,878 --> 00:22:37,596
I'll sneak you there
anytime you'd like.
560
00:22:37,673 --> 00:22:39,765
Aw, you're so sweet.
561
00:22:39,842 --> 00:22:42,101
Um, all right,
well, I love you.
562
00:22:42,177 --> 00:22:44,770
-I want to catch up.
-Let's catch up soon.
563
00:22:44,847 --> 00:22:46,271
-Okay. Love you. Bye.
-Bye.
564
00:22:46,348 --> 00:22:49,700
Kourtney: Out of my way.
What do you want to do, kim?
565
00:22:49,777 --> 00:22:52,036
What's the matter, dude?
566
00:22:52,113 --> 00:22:53,779
♪ ♪
567
00:22:53,856 --> 00:22:55,322
Everyone has sunglasses on
except for me.
568
00:22:55,399 --> 00:22:57,282
-Khloe: You can wear my glasses.
-Kim: It's all right.
569
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,535
(chuckles) here, look,
I got some right here.
570
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,328
Don't worry. I came prepared.
571
00:23:01,405 --> 00:23:03,288
-Kim: I like your nails.
-Addison: Thank you.
572
00:23:03,323 --> 00:23:05,666
I'm surprised kourtney
doesn't have long,
573
00:23:05,742 --> 00:23:08,001
Coral-y, orangey,
neon nails now.
574
00:23:08,078 --> 00:23:10,295
Oh, no, she's gonna redo them
tomorrow. (laughs)
575
00:23:10,372 --> 00:23:11,555
She is?
576
00:23:11,632 --> 00:23:12,890
She's gonna do long nails
like yours?
577
00:23:12,967 --> 00:23:14,299
Addison:
No. Should she?
578
00:23:14,376 --> 00:23:15,935
No.
579
00:23:18,881 --> 00:23:20,681
Khloe:
We all decided
580
00:23:20,757 --> 00:23:22,349
To get to the bottom
of kourtney and addison,
581
00:23:22,426 --> 00:23:25,727
So we invited addison over
for lunch but without kourtney,
582
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,729
'cause we just want to ask
a couple questions
583
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,023
-And get to know her more.
-We just want
to feel her out a little bit.
584
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:32,192
Kim:
Wait, so, where are you from?
585
00:23:32,269 --> 00:23:34,069
-Addison: Louisiana.
-Like, what's your story?
586
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,530
-So, you're from louisiana...
-Kris: When did you move here?
587
00:23:36,607 --> 00:23:38,031
Um, December.
588
00:23:38,108 --> 00:23:39,658
So, do you live
with your parents?
589
00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:42,161
-Mm-hmm.
-Have you ever been arrested?
590
00:23:42,237 --> 00:23:43,829
Kris:
What's your blood type?
591
00:23:43,906 --> 00:23:45,998
Khloe:
What is your credit score?
592
00:23:46,074 --> 00:23:47,758
-Kim: Do you have siblings?
-Kendall: Oh, my god, you guys.
593
00:23:47,835 --> 00:23:51,044
Are you interrogating
this poor girl?
594
00:23:51,121 --> 00:23:53,672
Kim:
So, what does kourtney
tell you about us?
595
00:23:53,749 --> 00:23:55,174
Kris:
Who's her favorite?
596
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:56,934
Khloe:
What the (bleep)
did you do to kourtney
597
00:23:57,011 --> 00:23:58,936
-To make her so happy?
-Kim: Honestly, at the beginning
598
00:23:59,013 --> 00:24:02,222
We were like,
"wait, are they..."
599
00:24:02,299 --> 00:24:05,276
-I'm still thinking that.
-..."hooking up?"
600
00:24:05,352 --> 00:24:07,936
If it was, like,
that kind of relationship.
601
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,355
Scott: That was the elephant
in the room, if they were...
602
00:24:10,390 --> 00:24:11,773
No, we're not, scott.
603
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,400
Scott:
Oh. It's okay if you are.
604
00:24:13,477 --> 00:24:14,860
(laughs):
No, we're not.
605
00:24:14,895 --> 00:24:17,121
-Nobody judges.
-Addison: No, but it is funny...
606
00:24:17,198 --> 00:24:21,125
No, it's just very funny that
that's what the impression was.
607
00:24:21,202 --> 00:24:23,035
-Scott: Yeah.
-For just, like, two seconds.
608
00:24:23,111 --> 00:24:24,795
Scott:
I would say, like, four.
609
00:24:24,872 --> 00:24:26,413
Kendall:
Oh, my god, you guys.
610
00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:29,341
This is making me uncomfortable.
611
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,128
Any other ideas
for mj's birthday?
612
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,755
San diego's just not possible.
613
00:24:34,831 --> 00:24:37,591
But it's also not fair
to deprive mj of a party.
614
00:24:37,668 --> 00:24:40,260
You should try getting her,
like, a guy for the night.
615
00:24:40,337 --> 00:24:41,770
(kris laughs)
616
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,984
♪ ♪
617
00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:53,824
Rob:
Hey.
618
00:24:53,901 --> 00:24:56,869
You didn't eat any
of those chicken nuggets, north.
619
00:24:59,356 --> 00:25:00,447
Oh, yeah, that's right, you are.
620
00:25:00,524 --> 00:25:03,742
-Mom, you okay?
-Yeah.
621
00:25:03,777 --> 00:25:05,118
You seem a little stressed
today.
622
00:25:05,195 --> 00:25:08,497
No, I'm good.
Mj wanted me to take her
623
00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:10,666
To san diego for her birthday,
624
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,052
And I said, "we're in the middle
of a pandemic."
625
00:25:14,588 --> 00:25:17,339
Kris:
Kourtney spoke to mj,
626
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:21,018
And while the two of them
were talking, mj was saying
627
00:25:21,095 --> 00:25:24,680
That she was really wanting to
celebrate her birthday this year
628
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,847
And how important it was to her.
629
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,599
But because of covid,
630
00:25:27,676 --> 00:25:29,768
San diego's just not possible.
631
00:25:29,845 --> 00:25:32,938
But it's also not fair
to deprive mj
632
00:25:32,973 --> 00:25:35,315
Of a party
to celebrate her big day.
633
00:25:35,392 --> 00:25:37,609
Brought her here on Saturday,
and she said,
634
00:25:37,644 --> 00:25:39,194
"I love it so much here.
635
00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,488
This is where I'd really like
to come for my birthday."
636
00:25:41,565 --> 00:25:44,866
So, I'm thinking malibu
would be the perfect place
637
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,044
To celebrate mj's birthday.
638
00:25:47,121 --> 00:25:48,829
I think we can do
everything possible
639
00:25:48,905 --> 00:25:50,998
To control the safety factor.
640
00:25:51,074 --> 00:25:52,874
We can have everybody tested.
641
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,335
We can have masks,
social distancing.
642
00:25:55,412 --> 00:25:58,130
This is gonna be
the best birthday ever.
643
00:25:58,206 --> 00:25:59,381
Years and years ago,
644
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:03,302
She used to go
to the hotel del coronado,
645
00:26:03,378 --> 00:26:04,895
And to all these places
with my dad,
646
00:26:04,972 --> 00:26:07,681
And she would listen to this guy
647
00:26:07,758 --> 00:26:10,684
Play the piano and sing songs.
648
00:26:10,761 --> 00:26:12,227
And then he played
649
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:15,573
At papa's memorial
after the funeral,
650
00:26:15,649 --> 00:26:17,316
When we all went
to the la valencia,
651
00:26:17,392 --> 00:26:20,744
And all she does
is talk about this guy.
652
00:26:20,821 --> 00:26:22,237
So as a surprise,
653
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:25,073
I thought I would hire him
to perform for her.
654
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:28,076
Any other ideas
for mj's birthday?
655
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,995
You should try getting her,
like, a guy for the night,
656
00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:31,997
Like, to hook up with.
657
00:26:32,032 --> 00:26:33,757
She might be down.
She's getting old.
658
00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:35,917
(kris laughs)
659
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,879
You have a very interesting
sense of humor.
660
00:26:38,955 --> 00:26:40,672
Rob:
What the hell did I just say?
661
00:26:40,707 --> 00:26:42,382
-I was just saying that.
I didn't say nothing.
-Yeah. Uh-huh.
662
00:26:42,459 --> 00:26:45,144
♪ ♪
663
00:26:47,255 --> 00:26:49,681
Khloe:
Okay, so where the hell
are we going?
664
00:26:49,758 --> 00:26:52,100
Kim:
We are gonna go to...
665
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:56,938
A bunker that we
might very necessarily need...
666
00:26:56,949 --> 00:27:00,442
-We might.
-...In the times...
667
00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:02,569
-Of 2020.
-...Of 2020.
668
00:27:02,646 --> 00:27:03,779
Oof.
669
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:06,281
Kim:
2020 has been really crazy,
670
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,307
And on top of that,
671
00:27:07,384 --> 00:27:09,451
Jonathan's robbery
just has me freaking out.
672
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:12,296
And so, because I really have
to check this out
673
00:27:12,373 --> 00:27:14,748
And have to, like,
test-drive this
674
00:27:14,825 --> 00:27:17,250
Before I decide
to make this commitment,
675
00:27:17,327 --> 00:27:19,461
-I'm gonna take khloe
-sure, sure.
676
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:21,296
To this undisclosed location,
677
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,756
Where there's a bunker
waiting for us,
678
00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,216
And we're gonna test it out.
679
00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:27,302
I packed a bag. I packed
some food, my study books,
680
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:30,648
So we can just have
everything that you need here.
681
00:27:30,724 --> 00:27:32,891
This will be an experience.
682
00:27:32,926 --> 00:27:35,894
I know. I'm excited
to just go feel it out,
683
00:27:35,929 --> 00:27:38,980
See how long we'd have to live
in this bunker.
684
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,983
Khloe:
I definitely understand
that headspace
685
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:45,112
That kim sometimes goes back to
because of her robbery.
686
00:27:45,188 --> 00:27:47,239
Obviously, my...
687
00:27:47,315 --> 00:27:50,075
Fears or anxiety
are way different than kim's,
688
00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:52,953
But I get that you almost,
like, fear for the worst,
689
00:27:53,029 --> 00:27:55,122
And you just...
Like, you have all these...
690
00:27:55,198 --> 00:27:57,165
You play out these
whole scenarios in your head
691
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,677
That kind of boil inside of you.
692
00:27:59,753 --> 00:28:01,294
Should I ask in my group chat,
693
00:28:01,371 --> 00:28:04,840
"serious question: Has anyone
invested in a bunker?"
694
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,466
Yeah.
695
00:28:06,543 --> 00:28:08,811
♪ ♪
696
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:18,770
Khloe:
All right. Here we are.
697
00:28:18,805 --> 00:28:21,073
Kim:
Ooh, it's echoey.
698
00:28:21,892 --> 00:28:24,868
Khloe:
We're gonna bunker it up.
699
00:28:24,945 --> 00:28:27,154
-(siren blaring)
-oh, my god. It's an emergency.
700
00:28:27,230 --> 00:28:29,948
-We got to go! Come on!
-Okay.
701
00:28:30,025 --> 00:28:32,209
-Wait. Come on.
-Kim, I forgot the food.
702
00:28:32,286 --> 00:28:34,703
-Kim: It's an emergency.
-Khloe: Oh, my god, for what?
703
00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:36,663
-Aah! Aah!
-I hurt you?
704
00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:38,874
-No, no, no. How do you shut it?
-Push it, push it.
705
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,543
-Oh, yeah. Okay, done.
-What the (bleep)?
706
00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:45,055
-That was actually really scary.
-You need to act like
it's a real emergency.
707
00:28:45,132 --> 00:28:48,133
-This is what would happen.
-Oh, my god, but I dropped
all the food out there.
708
00:28:48,168 --> 00:28:50,135
Oh, my god, what is going on?
709
00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:51,720
You're taking this
way too seriously.
710
00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:53,230
It's supposed to be a trial run.
711
00:28:53,307 --> 00:28:55,307
We have to do it, like,
as if it's real.
712
00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,476
The (bleep) pearl harbor alarms
are going off.
713
00:28:57,552 --> 00:28:59,895
I'm like,
what the (bleep) is happening?
714
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,563
Oh, my god, I can't be in here.
715
00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:04,483
Kim:
Oh, a desk!
This can be my study desk.
716
00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:06,359
A microwave. A fridge.
717
00:29:06,436 --> 00:29:08,737
Oh, my gosh,
and another bed back here.
718
00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:11,156
Khloe:
It's hot in here.
719
00:29:11,191 --> 00:29:14,201
This is a real situation.
Take it seriously.
720
00:29:14,277 --> 00:29:16,995
(exhales, chuckles)
you're scaring me. I'm scared.
721
00:29:17,030 --> 00:29:18,756
Okay, there's beans.
722
00:29:18,832 --> 00:29:21,750
Crème brûlée? Yeah, right.
723
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:24,011
Kim:
This looks delicious.
724
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,047
Khloe, if we treat this
like a joke,
725
00:29:27,123 --> 00:29:29,049
Then we won't get
the full experience out of this,
726
00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:31,051
And we won't know
if this is what we need.
727
00:29:31,127 --> 00:29:32,427
We're investing in this.
728
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,554
We have to know
if this is what we need.
729
00:29:34,631 --> 00:29:36,106
Mm-hmm.
730
00:29:40,136 --> 00:29:42,854
It's not bad.
It's cup o' noodles.
731
00:29:42,889 --> 00:29:44,773
This is her, like,
method acting moment,
732
00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:47,275
So I'm not allowed
to leave this...
733
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,286
Very hot bunker.
734
00:29:49,363 --> 00:29:51,530
-There you go.
-Why are you giving it to me?
735
00:29:51,565 --> 00:29:52,998
'cause you should try it.
736
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,377
That is...
737
00:29:59,155 --> 00:30:02,207
It says "convenient"--
that's true--
738
00:30:02,242 --> 00:30:04,918
"versatile"-- true--
"lightweight"-- true--
739
00:30:04,995 --> 00:30:06,628
"long shelf life"-- true.
740
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,588
Khloe:
I'm really just...
741
00:30:08,665 --> 00:30:11,466
Watching the minutes inch on by.
742
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:12,968
And I'm just trying
to figure out,
743
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,386
What the hell
am I gonna do here?
744
00:30:14,462 --> 00:30:16,596
Kim:
Should I do a law question?
745
00:30:16,673 --> 00:30:21,151
"bean has sued carville
for defamation.
746
00:30:21,228 --> 00:30:23,645
"in that suit, bean will..."
747
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,647
Dot, dot, dot. Okay, then...
748
00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,991
♪ ♪
749
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:33,497
Khloe:
Ah!
750
00:30:33,574 --> 00:30:37,284
I'm just so over this round,
cylinder structure!
751
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,786
I literally feel like I've been
in here for three days.
752
00:30:39,863 --> 00:30:42,172
(kim chuckles)
753
00:30:42,249 --> 00:30:44,332
Kourtney:
So, you guys didn't want
to tell me
754
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:47,177
That you invited addison
for lunch?
755
00:30:47,254 --> 00:30:48,846
Even though my sisters
are annoying,
756
00:30:48,922 --> 00:30:50,839
I understand their curiosity.
757
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,517
And, I mean,
I'm just so exciting
758
00:30:53,594 --> 00:30:56,803
That they just want to know
everything about me.
759
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,022
What is your obsession?
760
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,697
Khloe:
Whew!
761
00:31:06,773 --> 00:31:10,200
I feel like I'm in dubai.
I don't even know.
762
00:31:10,277 --> 00:31:12,578
Shouldn't have worn
a weave today.
763
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:17,157
Let me ask you this, sherlock.
764
00:31:17,233 --> 00:31:18,533
Is this how you want to live
765
00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:21,044
The rest, like,
the end of your days?
766
00:31:21,121 --> 00:31:22,871
You want to be sitting
on the floor
767
00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:26,708
In 110-degree heat, shvitzing,
768
00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:29,544
Making sure your kids aren't
going crazy, eating one another?
769
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:33,298
Sitting in a room with urine
and (bleep)?
770
00:31:33,375 --> 00:31:35,225
-For what?
-No, I don't.
771
00:31:35,302 --> 00:31:37,135
-Right? 'cause this is...
-Yeah.
772
00:31:37,170 --> 00:31:38,553
I don't know
if this is bearable.
773
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:40,805
Can we just be done
with this game?
774
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,733
I don't even care.
I won't ask...
775
00:31:42,809 --> 00:31:44,851
Unless you have, like,
an air conditioned,
776
00:31:44,928 --> 00:31:46,353
-Amazing bunker...
-Gin.
777
00:31:46,429 --> 00:31:48,572
(snaps fingers)
778
00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:53,201
Okay.
779
00:31:55,271 --> 00:31:56,747
Do we have drinks in here?
780
00:31:56,823 --> 00:31:58,749
'cause I don't know
how to drink urine.
781
00:31:58,825 --> 00:32:01,576
We don't have
cell phone chargers.
782
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:04,212
Like, does that tv really work?
783
00:32:05,499 --> 00:32:07,666
I don't think the tv works.
784
00:32:07,701 --> 00:32:10,418
Maybe it does
if you fully buy this thing.
785
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,637
Kim:
Yeah.
786
00:32:13,674 --> 00:32:15,098
There's really nothing to do.
787
00:32:15,175 --> 00:32:16,716
You're in this quiet space,
788
00:32:16,793 --> 00:32:21,429
And it's definitely warmer
than I anticipated.
789
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,722
But it, honestly,
when it's hot somewhere,
790
00:32:22,799 --> 00:32:24,683
It just makes me fall
right asleep.
791
00:32:24,759 --> 00:32:25,934
♪ ♪
792
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:28,195
Hello?
793
00:32:36,530 --> 00:32:38,455
-(kim grunts)
-hey.
794
00:32:38,532 --> 00:32:40,115
You're not gonna sleep
if you're making me stay here.
795
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,626
This is not normal.
796
00:32:42,703 --> 00:32:45,120
Kim, I got to get out of here!
797
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:47,631
(door thumps, echoes)
798
00:32:47,708 --> 00:32:49,591
(creaking)
799
00:32:51,619 --> 00:32:53,378
Kim:
I guess you're right.
800
00:32:53,455 --> 00:32:55,213
This isn't gonna work at all.
801
00:32:55,290 --> 00:32:56,923
-Your kids need fresh food.
-Can you imagine your kids
in there?
802
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,967
No, I couldn't.
I couldn't imagine.
803
00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:01,144
The underground bunker
feels really safe,
804
00:33:01,221 --> 00:33:02,646
But it's just not for me.
805
00:33:02,723 --> 00:33:05,306
I don't want to survive
by myself in a bunker,
806
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:08,143
And having to live in,
like, a tiny space.
807
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,310
That...
808
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,821
Was pretty wild.
809
00:33:10,897 --> 00:33:13,148
Yeah. For sure.
810
00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:16,234
I've never been so happy
to go home.
811
00:33:16,311 --> 00:33:18,537
♪ ♪
812
00:33:37,758 --> 00:33:40,183
Kourtney:
So, you guys didn't want
to tell me
813
00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:43,395
That you invited addison
for lunch?
814
00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:47,015
Like, she thought...
She thought I was literally
815
00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:48,600
Coming to the lunch.
816
00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:50,268
And then she told me
after, like,
817
00:33:50,303 --> 00:33:52,020
"you're...
I thought you were co...
818
00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:54,314
I thought I was meeting you
and your sisters for lunch."
819
00:33:54,390 --> 00:33:55,866
What is your obsession?
820
00:33:55,942 --> 00:33:59,611
Khloe:
You are in such a fantastic mood
821
00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:01,613
When you're around addison
that we were really just...
822
00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:04,032
We thought
we were being proactive and just
823
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:05,876
Trying to, like, pick her brain.
Like, what do you do?
824
00:34:05,952 --> 00:34:08,378
What do you guys talk about?
Who do you guys hang out with?
825
00:34:08,455 --> 00:34:09,996
That's... We're not dissing
addison or you.
826
00:34:10,073 --> 00:34:12,707
We love addison. We literally
just want to know,
827
00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:16,711
Does addison do something
where she pulls out,
828
00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,797
Like, a better attitude in you?
829
00:34:18,832 --> 00:34:21,132
Or do you just get...?
Like, that's what we're asking.
830
00:34:21,209 --> 00:34:23,051
-No... (mumbles)
-like, does she have
to do something?
831
00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:24,803
-I'm...
-'cause you definitely don't...
832
00:34:24,838 --> 00:34:27,397
Start my day...
Like, I'm always in a good mood.
833
00:34:27,474 --> 00:34:30,817
Like,
I'm really content with my life.
834
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,478
Even though
my sisters are annoying,
835
00:34:33,513 --> 00:34:35,688
I understand their curiosity.
836
00:34:35,765 --> 00:34:38,691
And I mean, I'm just so exciting
837
00:34:38,768 --> 00:34:41,528
That they just want
to know everything about me.
838
00:34:41,604 --> 00:34:43,905
I think, also, the people
that you choose, like,
839
00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:45,916
When you choose
to hang out with someone,
840
00:34:45,992 --> 00:34:48,418
It's like a...
It's like your energies align.
841
00:34:48,495 --> 00:34:51,079
-So you have kid-like energy?
-I do.
842
00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:53,998
I feel like I have a young heart
and an old soul.
843
00:34:54,075 --> 00:34:56,927
I don't think
it's-it's about age,
844
00:34:57,003 --> 00:35:00,255
'cause, like, simon and phil
were just here, and we had...
845
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:02,340
They have that energy.
846
00:35:02,417 --> 00:35:06,603
I feel like we all have such a
good circle of people around us.
847
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,055
Everyone's just different ages,
848
00:35:09,132 --> 00:35:10,932
And I don't think
it's about the age.
849
00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:12,609
I think it's just
about people's energy...
850
00:35:12,686 --> 00:35:14,894
-Connecting.
-...And vibes.
851
00:35:14,971 --> 00:35:17,105
Kourtney:
People seem to focus
852
00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:20,283
On the age gap
between addison and I,
853
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,110
But I don't think
every person needs
854
00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:25,029
To understand my relationships
with each of my friends.
855
00:35:25,064 --> 00:35:27,699
I think we just wanted to, like,
check out the vibe
856
00:35:27,775 --> 00:35:32,453
And, like, see what...
What... She brings out in you,
857
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:37,050
So maybe you can, like, sprinkle
some of that kourtney with us.
858
00:35:38,161 --> 00:35:40,920
Who is this guy
you wished a happy birthday to?
859
00:35:40,997 --> 00:35:42,380
Oh, david dobrik?
860
00:35:42,457 --> 00:35:43,798
But who is that?
861
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:45,300
He's just, like, a youtuber.
862
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,051
Is...?
Did addison bring him in?
863
00:35:47,128 --> 00:35:48,595
-Like, how did you meet him?
-No, no.
864
00:35:48,671 --> 00:35:50,430
-That's how I met addison.
-Got it.
865
00:35:50,506 --> 00:35:53,650
Was through him.
Mason loves his youtubes.
866
00:35:53,727 --> 00:35:55,819
-Kim: Mm-hmm.
-And then harry was like,
867
00:35:55,896 --> 00:35:58,146
"oh, my god.
I'm friends with him."
868
00:35:58,157 --> 00:36:00,148
So we called him on facetime.
869
00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:04,152
And then he was like, "why don't
you guys come over on Sunday?"
870
00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:07,113
He knew that mason loved
addison, so he brought her
871
00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:09,908
And had her hiding
in the trunk of his car.
872
00:36:09,984 --> 00:36:11,951
And he was like, "mase,
who's your favorite tiktoker?"
873
00:36:12,028 --> 00:36:14,078
And then he was, like,
talking about addison,
874
00:36:14,113 --> 00:36:16,673
And then addison was hiding
in the trunk.
875
00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:19,083
And then she, like,
popped out at the end.
876
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,169
And then mason was like,
"oh, my gosh."
877
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:23,087
'cause all mason's been
asking him is,
878
00:36:23,164 --> 00:36:25,173
"please introduce...
Call addison.
879
00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:27,634
Introduce me to addison." like,
talking about her all the time.
880
00:36:27,710 --> 00:36:29,302
And then
that's how we met her.
881
00:36:29,379 --> 00:36:31,354
-That's super cute.
-Mm-hmm.
882
00:36:31,431 --> 00:36:33,565
♪ ♪
883
00:36:37,512 --> 00:36:40,188
Robert:
Grandma.
884
00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:42,824
Hi, papa!
885
00:36:46,229 --> 00:36:47,779
-Robert: Hi.
-Hi.
886
00:36:47,855 --> 00:36:50,123
-You having a little drinky?
-Little one.
887
00:36:51,785 --> 00:36:54,535
Kris:
Oh, mom,
you look adorable. Look...
888
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,371
Look how cute she looks.
889
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,831
-Kris.
-Oh, my god.
890
00:36:58,908 --> 00:37:01,209
Kris:
It's the day of mj's party,
891
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:04,721
And I am so excited
because she hasn't seen
892
00:37:04,798 --> 00:37:07,966
Her friends in so long,
so this will be a lot of fun.
893
00:37:08,042 --> 00:37:10,635
Mj:
Oh, it's so beautiful.
894
00:37:10,712 --> 00:37:12,720
-Kris: Isn't this cute?
-Mj: It's gorgeous.
895
00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,681
Mj! Happy birthday.
896
00:37:14,757 --> 00:37:18,351
-Hi. Kiss, kiss.
-Kiss, kiss.
897
00:37:18,428 --> 00:37:20,019
Kris:
It's really important
898
00:37:20,096 --> 00:37:22,572
To celebrate mj's birthday,
and I feel bad
899
00:37:22,649 --> 00:37:24,983
That she can't go down
to la jolla and celebrate
900
00:37:25,059 --> 00:37:27,568
With her friends,
but it's for her safety.
901
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:29,070
So, we have a clinic here
set up
902
00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:31,239
So everybody can be
rapid tested.
903
00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:35,243
And as much as we feel sad about
not being at the la valencia,
904
00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:38,705
We can have a beautiful party
here in malibu
905
00:37:38,781 --> 00:37:40,665
So that everybody feels
like they're safe.
906
00:37:40,742 --> 00:37:43,251
Mom, come here.
I want to show you something.
907
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:45,169
Just because the party
wasn't a surprise doesn't mean
908
00:37:45,204 --> 00:37:46,838
That I don't have a surprise
for mj.
909
00:37:46,914 --> 00:37:49,599
She's gonna be in heaven.
910
00:37:49,676 --> 00:37:51,726
Mj:
Oh, my god.
911
00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,235
Kris: Mom, come here.
I want to show you something.
912
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:06,399
(playing upbeat jazz)
913
00:38:06,476 --> 00:38:07,734
Mj:
I'm so happy.
914
00:38:07,810 --> 00:38:09,828
Kris:
Isn't he great?
915
00:38:12,032 --> 00:38:13,290
-Mj: This is amazing.
-Kris (chuckling): I know.
916
00:38:13,366 --> 00:38:16,075
-My old friend.
-Well, happy birthday.
917
00:38:16,152 --> 00:38:17,627
-Yay!
-He's my old friend.
918
00:38:17,704 --> 00:38:20,130
(whoops)
919
00:38:20,206 --> 00:38:22,373
Thank you for being here, rick.
920
00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:24,542
-Thanks for having me.
This is fun.
-We appreciate it.
921
00:38:24,577 --> 00:38:29,589
Rick ross is a musician
who mj has been listening to
922
00:38:29,665 --> 00:38:33,760
Over the years with her friend
marcy and some of her pals.
923
00:38:33,836 --> 00:38:35,636
He is so good. He's so good.
924
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,889
Scott:
How long have you been
watching him play?
925
00:38:37,965 --> 00:38:39,766
Well, he's at the la valencia
926
00:38:39,842 --> 00:38:41,100
Where I have my birthday
every year.
927
00:38:41,177 --> 00:38:42,819
And marcy and I go see him
928
00:38:42,896 --> 00:38:45,438
Whenever we're in palm springs
'cause he goes over there, too.
929
00:38:45,515 --> 00:38:49,776
She's just... In love
with rick ross and his music.
930
00:38:49,852 --> 00:38:52,662
-Bravo! (whoops)
-very, very nice.
931
00:38:52,739 --> 00:38:54,164
So nice.
932
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:55,740
Mom, we sound like
a bunch of groupies.
933
00:38:55,817 --> 00:38:58,668
-(laughter)
-we are.
934
00:38:58,745 --> 00:39:01,913
Kris:
We're gonna throw our underwear
at you in a minute.
935
00:39:01,948 --> 00:39:03,623
Mj:
We are a bunch of groupies.
936
00:39:03,699 --> 00:39:05,166
(laughter)
937
00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:07,168
Kris:
I think, giving the opportunity
938
00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,962
To do this with my mom--
it's her 86th birthday--
939
00:39:10,039 --> 00:39:13,183
And to be able
to be in this magical setting
940
00:39:13,259 --> 00:39:16,353
On this beautiful day
with my beautiful mom,
941
00:39:16,429 --> 00:39:21,358
Dancing and holding her,
and just being able to
942
00:39:21,434 --> 00:39:23,476
Live in this second,
943
00:39:23,553 --> 00:39:25,362
It means the world to me.
944
00:39:25,438 --> 00:39:27,188
-That is so beautiful.
-To the best mom
945
00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:31,192
And beautiful person,
my favorite human in the world.
946
00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:34,487
-Aw.
-I love you so much, mommy.
947
00:39:34,564 --> 00:39:36,489
And we just want you
to be happy today, so...
948
00:39:36,566 --> 00:39:38,783
-Mj: Thank you.
-Don't make me cry, but
949
00:39:38,818 --> 00:39:40,368
I'm so happy.
950
00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:41,994
-(clapping)
-love you, mom.
951
00:39:42,071 --> 00:39:44,497
-Man: Okay.
-(cheering, whooping)
952
00:39:44,574 --> 00:39:46,883
Kris:
Yay!
953
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,052
(whooping)
954
00:39:49,129 --> 00:39:51,054
I only want to say
to all of you,
955
00:39:51,131 --> 00:39:54,507
This is just overwhelming
and too much.
956
00:39:54,584 --> 00:39:56,384
Too much happiness.
957
00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:58,061
-We love you.
-Lisa: You deserve it.
958
00:39:58,138 --> 00:40:00,397
-Woman: Yes.
-Man: Yeah.
-Man 2: Yes.
959
00:40:00,473 --> 00:40:03,307
Mj:
I wish I could hug
and kiss all of you.
960
00:40:03,342 --> 00:40:05,309
Man:
Well, what's holding you back?
961
00:40:05,386 --> 00:40:07,645
Mj:
Oh, my god. This is such a day.
962
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,073
This is such a happy day.
963
00:40:10,150 --> 00:40:12,316
How wonderful life is
when you're in this world.
964
00:40:12,351 --> 00:40:14,986
-Yeah. Yeah.
-You know that.
965
00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:17,530
Well...
966
00:40:17,607 --> 00:40:20,083
Mj:
Perfect day, kris.
A perfect day.
967
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,743
I'm gonna cry again.
968
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:25,088
-Cheers.
-Cheers to that.
969
00:40:25,165 --> 00:40:27,924
Happy birthday, mj.
970
00:40:28,001 --> 00:40:29,926
-Thank you.
-Happy birthday, mj.
971
00:40:30,003 --> 00:40:32,503
Happy birthday!
972
00:40:32,538 --> 00:40:35,339
Kim:
I think I have a lot
to learn from my grandma,
973
00:40:35,374 --> 00:40:38,843
'cause she really knows
how to enjoy life
974
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,428
And not let it get the best
of you.
975
00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:42,346
I mean, on our group chat,
she was telling us like,
976
00:40:42,423 --> 00:40:45,016
"guys, this is nothing.
I went through world war ii."
977
00:40:45,051 --> 00:40:48,352
I never had anxiety before
978
00:40:48,387 --> 00:40:52,115
Until I had
my robbery situation, and
979
00:40:52,192 --> 00:40:55,568
I definitely want
to survive for my kids,
980
00:40:55,645 --> 00:40:59,363
But I don't know if I want
to be this, like, anxious person
981
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,908
That's just waiting for the next
bad thing to happen.
982
00:41:01,984 --> 00:41:05,411
So I definitely want to take
a page from my grandma's book
983
00:41:05,488 --> 00:41:09,540
And just live
as anxiety-free as possible.
984
00:41:09,617 --> 00:41:11,542
Kim:
Do you feel like
opening up a present?
985
00:41:11,619 --> 00:41:12,877
Mj:
Sure.
986
00:41:12,954 --> 00:41:14,804
Ah! (laughs)
987
00:41:14,881 --> 00:41:16,547
Oh, no.
988
00:41:16,582 --> 00:41:18,049
(whooping)
989
00:41:18,084 --> 00:41:20,885
I got her...
I got her a toto toilet.
990
00:41:20,962 --> 00:41:24,564
Oh! (laughing)
991
00:41:36,569 --> 00:41:38,828
Khloe:
Hi.
992
00:41:38,905 --> 00:41:40,321
Kim:
Oh, gypsies.
993
00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:41,822
Khloe:
Oh, my goodness.
994
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,074
Kourtney:
We're disney princesses.
995
00:41:43,150 --> 00:41:45,502
-Wow. You guys look nice.
-Kourtney: Um...
996
00:41:45,578 --> 00:41:47,504
Addison:
Yeah, the-the vibe
for today was disney.
997
00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:49,956
-Khloe: I like it.
-Kourtney: Disney princess.
998
00:41:50,032 --> 00:41:51,582
Khloe:
Wow.
999
00:41:51,659 --> 00:41:53,626
-What are you guys wearing?
-We just felt like matching.
1000
00:41:53,703 --> 00:41:55,586
Khloe:
Wow.
1001
00:41:55,663 --> 00:42:00,258
Um, addison and I are learning,
uh, a handshake to, like a...
1002
00:42:00,334 --> 00:42:01,851
-Khloe: Like a friendship shake?
-Kourtney: Yes.
1003
00:42:01,928 --> 00:42:03,844
-Like, when you see each other.
-Like, with some tiktok
1004
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:06,189
-Moves involved to, like...
-Khloe: Oh, my god.
1005
00:42:06,266 --> 00:42:08,307
Addison:
It would only make sense.
1006
00:42:08,384 --> 00:42:10,527
I feel like we just have
that connection now, though.
1007
00:42:10,603 --> 00:42:11,619
Like, she gets it.
1008
00:42:11,621 --> 00:42:13,187
Like, you guys don't even have
to practice.
1009
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,355
-No.
-We're just, like...
1010
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:16,533
Nsync, literally.
Like the band.
1011
00:42:16,609 --> 00:42:18,276
Addison:
Like, see?
1012
00:42:18,352 --> 00:42:19,619
(laughs)
1013
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,281
-See that?
-(chuckles)
1014
00:42:23,316 --> 00:42:25,283
Khloe:
I actually really enjoy
1015
00:42:25,359 --> 00:42:26,951
Getting to know addison.
1016
00:42:27,028 --> 00:42:29,453
And the more I get to know her,
the more I understand
1017
00:42:29,488 --> 00:42:31,622
Why kourt is such good friends
with her.
1018
00:42:31,699 --> 00:42:32,882
-Khloe: Show us.
-Kourtney: I'm still learning.
1019
00:42:32,959 --> 00:42:34,300
Kim:
Show us your moves.
1020
00:42:36,537 --> 00:42:38,629
-Oh, link up.
-Khloe: Yeah!
1021
00:42:38,706 --> 00:42:40,339
Khloe:
She's, honestly,
1022
00:42:40,416 --> 00:42:43,134
An incredible girl,
and I really, really do like her
1023
00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:44,885
And enjoy
spending time with her.
1024
00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:46,804
-Khloe: Yeah, there you go,
right there!
-Scott: Yeah!
1025
00:42:46,839 --> 00:42:48,389
Khloe:
Oh, yeah, with the step.
1026
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,640
Yeah!
1027
00:42:49,717 --> 00:42:51,392
Kim:
Are you a real dancer?
1028
00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:53,144
Addison:
Yeah. I danced since I was six.
1029
00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:55,479
Khloe:
Well, then that's not fair.
1030
00:42:55,514 --> 00:42:57,648
Addison:
Okay, okay, you guys do it.
1031
00:42:57,725 --> 00:42:58,983
I think she's so genuine.
1032
00:42:59,060 --> 00:43:00,651
I think she's so nice.
1033
00:43:00,728 --> 00:43:04,655
She's just a good person
and a good friend.
1034
00:43:04,690 --> 00:43:05,840
(whooping)
1035
00:43:05,842 --> 00:43:08,034
Captioning sponsored by
bunim-murray productions
1036
00:43:08,110 --> 00:43:10,420
Addison's like,
"you are all fired."
1037
00:43:10,496 --> 00:43:11,329
(laughter)
1038
00:43:11,364 --> 00:43:13,414
-Oh, my gosh.
-Kourtney: Oh, my god.
1039
00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:15,833
So, I got a call from caitlyn.
1040
00:43:15,868 --> 00:43:18,711
She's looking for something
to do with her career.
1041
00:43:18,788 --> 00:43:23,516
But I just don't know, am I
gonna want to go down this road?
1042
00:43:26,545 --> 00:43:29,055
Khloe:
Tristan and I are on
1043
00:43:29,131 --> 00:43:31,724
A ufo/uso watch.
1044
00:43:31,801 --> 00:43:33,184
Wait. You saw that.
1045
00:43:33,219 --> 00:43:34,727
No, I definitely saw that. 100%.
1046
00:43:34,804 --> 00:43:36,520
Oh, my god, I... Oh, my god.
1047
00:43:36,555 --> 00:43:39,449
So, I spent two hours
calling my team
1048
00:43:39,525 --> 00:43:42,285
To, like, check in and, like,
see how everything's doing.
1049
00:43:42,362 --> 00:43:44,495
All of them inundate me