1 00:00:01,969 --> 00:00:03,169 YOU KNOW, LOU, 2 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,870 I THOUGHT IT WAS TOUGH GETTING TIME WITH YOU BEFORE, 3 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:06,842 BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 4 00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:08,671 ONCE THE DUDE RANCH IS UP AND RUNNING... 5 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:11,536 YEAH, YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. 6 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:14,145 ALONE TIME. SAY THAT. 7 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:15,508 ALONE TIME. 8 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,053 HEY. IT'S NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN. 9 00:00:19,119 --> 00:00:20,189 DANCE? 10 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:21,954 NO. 11 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,362 YOU GOT NO IDEA WHAT AMY CAN DO. 12 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,323 WELL, I FULLY INTEND TO FIND OUT, 13 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,762 COUNT ON IT. 14 00:00:26,761 --> 00:00:28,991 BOTH: (GRUNTS OF STRUGGLE) 15 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,302 I SEE RAY'S STILL RUNNING THOSE LONGHORNS. 16 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,295 HE'S GOT A THOUSAND HEAD OF WHITE FACE, 17 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,970 AND HE CARES MORE ABOUT THOSE TWO. 18 00:00:34,969 --> 00:00:38,169 A LOT OF THINGS ARE DIFFERENT. 19 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,638 NOW WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? 20 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:48,013 (HORSE WHINNIES) 21 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:51,616 (ALARM CLOCK BUZZES REPEATEDLY) 22 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:57,921 (SLEEPY MOAN) 23 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:03,357 LOU: ALL RIGHT, GUYS! EVERYBODY UP! 24 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:04,564 (YAWING) LET'S GO! 25 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,165 EVERYONE WAKE UP! BREAKFAST! 26 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,234 YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE, GUYS! 27 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,704 COME ON, EVERYBODY UP! 28 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,840 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 29 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,539 JACK: WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CALL HIM, LOU? 30 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,041 A... A GOOD FRIEND? 31 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:21,313 A FINE FRIEND? OR AN OLD FRIEND? 32 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,421 UH, YEAH, HOW ABOUT A FRIEND OF A FRIEND? 33 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:24,923 HOW 'BOUT A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? 34 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:25,975 LOU: ALL RIGHT, THE WORKS? 35 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:26,893 MALLORY: YES. 36 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:28,994 (UTENSILS AND DISHES CLANK) 37 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,860 YOU'RE GOOD. ALL RIGHT. 38 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,019 MALLORY: WHY CAN'T COPPER COME? 39 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,593 WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT LOU'S TRAIL HORSES 40 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,795 ARE SUITABLE FOR ANY DUDE TO RIDE. 41 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,227 AM I, LIKE, A GUINEA PIG? 42 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:39,458 NO, WE'RE ALL DOING IT, MALLORY. 43 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,233 IT'S LIKE TAKING THE HORSES FOR A TEST DRIVE. 44 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:42,231 WHOA! 45 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,572 'CEPT YOU CAN'T EVEN REACH THE PEDALS. 46 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:45,668 HEY! 47 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,709 LOU: COME ON, PEOPLE. HURRY HARD. 48 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:50,008 LET'S GO, GRAMPA. BREAKFAST IS HISTORY! 49 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:56,014 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA COME, LOU? 50 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:56,946 YOU COULD SLEEP IN MY TENT. 51 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,217 HEY, TY, WHAT'S THE HOLD UP? 52 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,415 I GUESS NOT. 53 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:01,521 IT'S BETTY. 54 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:02,862 SHE WON'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT SLICK. 55 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,663 SO LOAD THEM TOGETHER. 56 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,034 (HORSE GRUNTS) 57 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:12,865 HI. SORRY I'M LATE. 58 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,904 UM, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT LATE. YOU ALL ARE EARLY. 59 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,039 ARE WE IN A RUSH? 60 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:19,367 WELL, LOU'S GOT A KINDA... 61 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,973 DRILL SERGEANT THING GOING HERE. 62 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,011 OH, ALL RIGHT. 63 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,207 OH, YOU GOT A NEW SADDLE? 64 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:26,448 LOOK AT IT. 65 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:28,913 IT'S CALLED THE "E-Z GALLOP." 66 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,976 IT'S GOT WATER AND SNACK POCKETS... 67 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:32,248 LOOK AT ALL THE EXTRA PADDING. 68 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,919 AND THE AD SAYS IT'S LIKE RIDING ON PILLOWS! 69 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,062 AND IT'S DOCTOR RECOMMENDED FOR ARTHRITIS! 70 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:39,663 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ARTHRITIS. 71 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:41,556 NO, I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU. 72 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,632 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE! WE'RE ROLLING! 73 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:44,597 WOW. 74 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:50,137 (DOOR THUDS SHUT, IGNITION TURNS) 75 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,823 THEY'RE GONE. 76 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:08,818 (GIGGLES) 77 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:17,827 ♪♪♪ 78 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:25,468 ♪♪♪ 79 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,906 ♪ And at the break of day ♪ 80 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,535 ♪ You sank into ♪ 81 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,708 ♪ Your dream ♪ 82 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:33,979 ♪ You dreamer ♪ 83 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,717 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 84 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:38,083 ♪ You dreamer ♪ 85 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:44,424 ♪ You dreamer ♪ 86 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:52,830 (BIRDS SINGING) 87 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:57,669 RAY WAS A FINE RANCHER, 88 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,301 A VALUED FRIEND, 89 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,672 AND A GOOD NEIGHBOUR. 90 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,741 HE STARTED COWBOYIN' A WAY BACK 91 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:07,110 AND STAYED AT IT FOR 50 SOME ODD YEARS. 92 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:09,608 UH... 93 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:12,953 THERE'S NOTHING RAY ENJOYED MORE THAN... 94 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:16,090 WELL, AGGRAVATING A COW. 95 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:19,286 I SAW HIM THROW A ROPE ON ONE JUST TO HEAR IT BELLOW. 96 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,228 THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, 97 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:27,226 HE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT LEAVING ME HIS LONGHORNS. 98 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:29,028 I THOUGHT, "YOU SON-OF-A-GUN, 99 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,842 YOU PAWNING THOSE TWO GRASS GUZZLERS OFF ON ME 100 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:35,365 WHILE YOU GO SUN YOURSELF IN PHOENIX." 101 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:39,712 TURNS OUT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS WILL. 102 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,080 WELL, A COUPLE WEEKS AFTER THAT, 103 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,718 HIS DAUGHTER CALLIE CALLS. 104 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:48,319 I KNOW THAT HE WOULD'VE BEEN TICKLED 105 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,188 TO SEE ALL OF YOU HERE 106 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:53,330 AT WHAT WE'RE CALLING THE FIRST ANNUAL 107 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:56,463 RAY PHILLIPS MEMORIAL SPRING CATTLE DRIVE. 108 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,603 ATTENDEES: (APPLAUDING AND CHEERING) 109 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:05,995 SO, UH, LET'S MOUNT UP! WE'LL HEAD ON OUT! 110 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,266 ATTENDEES: (EAGER CHATTER) ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. YEAH, LET'S GO. 111 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:09,471 WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOU 112 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:10,783 AT SOME POINT. 113 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,684 ATTENDEES: (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 114 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,378 (CALLING TO CATTLE) 115 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:24,759 (WHISTLES TO CATTLE) 116 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,485 (SHARP WHISTLE, CATTLE MOO) 117 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,302 MAN: LET'S GO. 118 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:38,071 MAN: HYAH! LET'S GO! (CALLS TO CATTLE) 119 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,982 (LATCH CLANKS, GATE SQUEAKS OPEN) 120 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:48,905 (CATTLE MOOING, CLOMP OF STAMPEDING HOOVES) 121 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,485 (GATE CREAKS SHUT) 122 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:58,519 MAN: (CALLING TO CATTLE) 123 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:00,531 (CATTLE MOO) 124 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,931 MAN: (WHISTLES AT CATTLE) 125 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,657 (MOOING) 126 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,832 (HORSE WHINNIES) 127 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,571 MEN: (CALLING AND WHISTLING TO CATTLE) 128 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:18,981 (PHONE RINGS) 129 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,211 MARNIE! HEY. 130 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,945 YEAH, I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN AGES. 131 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:30,024 WHA... UH-HUH. I'D LOVE TO GO FOR LUNCH. 132 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,564 MMM... YEAH. TODAY'S NOT SO GOOD THOUGH 133 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,087 BECAUSE, WELL, MY WHOLE DAY'S KINDA BOOKED. 134 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:38,333 (RUMBLE OF APPROACHING TRUCK) 135 00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:40,062 YOU KNOW WHAT, MARNIE? I'VE ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO. 136 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:43,373 YEAH. THAT ALL-DAY BOOKING THING JUST SHOWED UP. 137 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,970 OKAY, UH... LOOK, I PROMISE I'LL CALL YOU. 138 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,638 I'M SORRY. OKAY, BYE. 139 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,384 YOU SURE THEY ALL WENT, LOU? 140 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,579 LOU: I WRANGLED THEM INTO THEIR TRUCKS MYSELF. 141 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,251 SCOTT: OH YEAH? 142 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:57,646 YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING ANY CLIENTS 143 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:59,647 OR PROBLEM HORSES? 144 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,349 LOU: NO. THE DECKS ARE CLEAR. 145 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,451 HMM... 146 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:05,286 HOW 'BOUT ANY DELIVERIES? UH... 147 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:06,988 INTERIOR DECORATORS? 148 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,260 MM-MM. EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. 149 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:10,599 HMM... HOW 'BOUT BANKERS 150 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:11,803 COMING TO FORECLOSE THE MORTGAGE? 151 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,925 I AM ALL YOURS. 152 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,234 HMM, SO... 153 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,870 WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 154 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,342 CHAMPAGNE? 155 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,510 ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK AT 9:00 IN THE MORNING? 156 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:23,835 NO, I WAS THINKING MAYBE LATER. 157 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:26,210 LIKE, 9:30 OR 10:00! 158 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,249 (EXCITED SQUEALS) 159 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:31,678 MEN: (CALLING TO CATTLE) HA! HYAH! YAH! 160 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,546 LISA: WELL, HOW'S THAT SADDLE BREAKING IN FOR YA? 161 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,652 JACK: WELL, NO OFFENCE, 162 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:38,323 BUT I'M KINDA PARTIAL TO MY OLD ONE. 163 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:39,985 REALLY? 164 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:41,359 WELL, WHAT WAS ALL THAT COMPLAINING 165 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:42,888 ABOUT YOUR ARTHRITIS KICKING IN 166 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,703 AFTER THE FALL ROUND UP? 167 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:48,134 I DIDN'T COMPLAIN. I JUST MENTIONED IT. 168 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,571 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA NOTICE A HUGE DIFFERENCE 169 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,366 AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS ON THE TRAIL IN THE RAIN, 170 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:52,567 LET ME TELL YA. 171 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,639 I'M ALREADY NOTICING I'M THE ONLY COWBOY HERE 172 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,511 RIDING ON A COUCH. 173 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:57,576 FIGURE THAT'S WHAT YOU AND TIM 174 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,244 MUST'VE BEEN GIGGLING ABOUT BACK THERE. 175 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:00,276 NO WE WEREN'T! 176 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:03,406 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT REAL ESTATE. 177 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,683 WELL, I DON'T SEE THE CONNECTION 178 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:07,191 BETWEEN MY SADDLE AND REAL ESTATE. 179 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:08,191 JACK. 180 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:10,463 WHAT? 181 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:15,464 WELL, THEY'RE BOTH ABOUT PROTECTING YOUR ASS-ETS. 182 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:16,386 BOTH: (LAUGHING) 183 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,162 (PHONE RINGS) 184 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,427 LOU: OH COME ON, SCOTT! 185 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:26,139 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 186 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,666 I TOLD YOU, LOU. I'M ON CALL. 187 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:28,941 LOU: ACTUALLY, YOU DIDN'T. 188 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,478 YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD YOUR WHOLE DAY CLEARED. 189 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:32,538 (SIGHS) I TRIED. 190 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,476 BUT VETS TEND TO BE BUSY THIS TIME OF YEAR! 191 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,948 IS THERE A TIME OF YEAR WHEN THEY'RE NOT BUSY? 192 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,647 I'VE GOTTA TAKE THIS CALL, LOU. 193 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:39,888 (PHONE RINGING) 194 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,590 SCOTT HERE. 195 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:46,693 YES. OH, RIGHT. I'M ON MY WAY. 196 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:48,529 I SWEAR, I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN. 197 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:51,499 I HAD THE WHOLE DAY PLANNED, SCOTT. 198 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,158 (SIGHS GUILTILY) 199 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,026 PROMISE, I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 200 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,396 YOU BETTER. 201 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,141 CALL YOU. 202 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,136 YEAH, YEAH. 203 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:08,950 (BOTTLE CLANKS) 204 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,121 (THRUMS FINGERS ON BACK OF CHAIR) 205 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:15,991 (PHONE BEEPS) 206 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:21,262 HEY, MARNIE. 207 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,158 YEAH, IT TURNS OUT THAT ALL DAY THING 208 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,359 DIDN'T TAKE QUITE AS LONG AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD. 209 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:26,331 HMM. 210 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,735 (MOOING) 211 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,674 MEN: (CALLING TO CATTLE) 212 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,681 CALEB: LEFT HAND, LIKE SO. 213 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,743 JUST REMEMBER TO HOLD THE COILS SO THEY'RE ALL IN ORDER, 214 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:40,351 ELSE IT'LL ALL GET SNARLED. 215 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,213 RIGHT HAND, YOU GOTTA ADJUST THE DISTANCE - 216 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:44,982 DEPENDING ON THE JOB - 217 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:45,981 AND JUST REMEMBER, 218 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,152 IT DOES WHATEVER YOUR HAND DOES... 219 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,491 JUST A LITTLE BIGGER. 220 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:51,715 NOT SO FAST THERE, COWBOY. 221 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:52,891 (HORSE WHINNIES, AGITATED) 222 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,129 WHOA, WHOA. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT HORSE? 223 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,394 SOMETHING I SAID? 224 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:56,661 NO, I DON'T KNOW. HE'S JUST... 225 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,800 WANTING TO TURN BACK. 226 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:00,865 WELL, MAYBE HE JUST WANTS TO RIDE DRAG 227 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,433 AND EAT DUST LIKE YOUR FRIEND TY. 228 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,344 (HALF LAUGHS) 229 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,235 EAT MY DUST, COWBOY. 230 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:08,206 (HORSES GRUNT) 231 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,983 I'LL ADMIT, HE DOES LOOK PRETTY GOOD ON A HORSE. 232 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,263 SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 233 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:25,593 IT'S JUST THAT WHEN HE'S NOT ON A HORSE, 234 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,589 WHEN HE'S ON HIS OWN TWO FEET... 235 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:28,894 EVEN WHEN HE'S WEARING COWBOY BOOTS, 236 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:31,201 YOU KNOW, THE ONE'S WITH HEELS? 237 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,464 LOOKING GOOD ON A HORSE ISN'T EVERYTHING, MALLORY. 238 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,497 (DOG BARKING) 239 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,308 AMY AND CALEB: (LAUGHING PLAYFULLY) 240 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:43,935 NO, OF COURSE IT'S NOT! 241 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,810 AND RIDING, ROPING... 242 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,809 ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN CAN THROW A ROPE. 243 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,215 EVEN YOU LEARNED. 244 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:54,887 (COWS MOO) 245 00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,187 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 246 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:04,957 HI. 247 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,101 HEY, JACK, 248 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,999 I NEVER FIGURED YOU FOR SUCH A HIGH-TECH GUY. 249 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,097 I'M JUST KEEPING UP WITH THE TIMES. 250 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,603 WELL, LISA WAS TELLING ME THAT SADDLE'S 251 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,911 MADE OF THE SAME STUFF THEY USE ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE. 252 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:17,343 THAT'S A HALF INCH OF FAST RECOVERY FOAM. 253 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,014 TIM: FAST RECOVERY? HUNH. 254 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,550 WE CAN USE IT TO RECOVER FROM ALL THE JOKES 255 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,314 PEOPLE ARE MAKING ABOUT THAT SADDLE. 256 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,920 HEY TIM, YOU UH... HAVE YOU MET CALLIE? 257 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:30,987 CALLIE'S RAY'S DAUGHTER, JUST CAME UP FROM CALGARY. 258 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:31,921 COME ON, LISA. 259 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:34,726 TIM: HI, CALLIE. 260 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,064 HI. 261 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,129 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, 262 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,200 I MEAN, UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES... 263 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,128 OH. DON'T SAY "SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS" PLEASE. 264 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,670 WELL, ACTUALLY, IT HADN'T ENTERED MY MIND. 265 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:46,003 BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT. 266 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,706 YOU KNOW MY FATHER WOULD'VE LOVED THIS. 267 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:53,082 FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS 268 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,110 ABOUT RIDING IN THE RAIN FOR TWO DAYS 269 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,581 THAT YOU COWBOYS SEEM TO LIKE. 270 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:01,415 WELL, IT DEPENDS WHO YOU'RE RIDING WITH. 271 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,691 CALLIE: (LAUGHS) 272 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,089 I'M GLAD YOUR ALL DAY WHATEVER BAILED, LOU. 273 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,702 BECAUSE EVER SINCE I SAW YOUR WEBSITE - 274 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,857 HEARTLAND EQUESTRIAN CONNECTION - 275 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:13,972 I LOVE IT! 276 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,133 YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON 277 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,431 WHO HASN'T CALLED IT A DUDE RANCH. 278 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,773 TEAM BUILDING, 279 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,697 WORKING THROUGH TRUST ISSUES, 280 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,713 USING THE HORSE TO BALANCE MIND, BODY AND SPIRIT... 281 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:23,779 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO 282 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:24,877 WITH TAKING DUDES ON TRAIL RIDES? 283 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,784 FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT. 284 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,776 THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I WANTED US TO GET TOGETHER. 285 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,979 I GUESS YOU ALREADY HAVE A CATERER? 286 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,885 I MEAN, A REAL CATERER? 287 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,093 (HALF LAUGHS) 288 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,918 WE HAVEN'T, UM, BUDGETED 289 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,663 FOR A FULL-TIME PERSON YET. 290 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,585 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT EVENT CATERING? 291 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,430 WEDDINGS? BIRTHDAYS? 292 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,795 FAMILY REUNIONS? 293 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,663 YEAH, WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING QUITE LIKE THAT BOOKED YET. 294 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,125 OUR FIRST GUESTS DON'T ARRIVE FOR ANOTHER WEEK. 295 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,730 AND IT'S JUST A COUPLE. 296 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,095 BUT, WHEN BUSINESS GETS ROLLING... 297 00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,899 I THINK I WOULD BE A PERFECT FIT. 298 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,101 MM-HMM. 299 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,166 ALTHOUGH... 300 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,210 I DON'T REALLY FIT INTO MUCH THESE DAYS, 301 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,905 WHAT WITH THE BABY ON THE WAY. 302 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,678 YOU'RE PREGNANT. 303 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,677 YOU JUST THOUGHT I GOT FAT? 304 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,752 NO! 305 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,181 OKAY, YEAH! 306 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,622 BUT I DIDN'T WANNA SAY ANYTHING. 307 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,418 WE'RE DUE IN THE WINTER. 308 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,319 OH, MARNIE, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 309 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,791 THAT IS SO GREAT. (CELL PHONE RINGS) 310 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,361 UM... 311 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,129 I GOTTA GO. I UH... 312 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,628 I'M SORRY, IT'S SCOTT. 313 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,799 WOW. THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE. 314 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,835 YOU TWO FINALLY GOT TOGETHER. 315 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,573 YEAH, I'LL UM... 316 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,108 I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT. 317 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,315 (LOW HUM OF CHATTER) 318 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,923 GET 'EM IN THE WATER. HERE WE GO. 319 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,220 (CATTLE MOOING) 320 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:43,218 (SPLASHING) 321 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,458 MAN: (CALLS TO CATTLE) 322 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,856 (CATTLE MOOING AND BELLOWING) 323 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,503 UH, YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS COULD BE 324 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,071 JUST A BIT ABOVE MY SKILL LEVEL. 325 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,370 UH, NO, THE WATER'S ONLY GONNA COME UP TO HIS KNEES. 326 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,682 YOU'LL BE FINE. 327 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,938 NO, NO, NO. 328 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,212 I'VE BEEN BEHIND A DESK FOR YEARS IN CALGARY, 329 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,110 WHY DON'T I JUST WALK HIM ACROSS? 330 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,421 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME YOUR LEG? 331 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,084 EXCUSE ME? 332 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,392 YOUR LEG. 333 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,717 MY LEG? 334 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,422 GIVE ME YOUR LEG. 335 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,390 OKAY. 336 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,417 PUT IT IN MY STIRRUP... 337 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,456 YEAH... 338 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,786 GIVE ME YOUR HAND. WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA! 339 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,031 AND... UP! 340 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,455 CALLIE: (PANICKED YELPS) 341 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,760 TIM: THERE YOU GO. CALLIE: OKAY. 342 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,166 JUST LIKE THAT. 343 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,001 CALLIE: AHHH! SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. 344 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:31,970 ONCE OR TWICE. 345 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,408 (WHISTLES AND CALLS TO CATTLE) 346 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:35,813 CALLIE: (LAUGHING) 347 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:39,744 TIM: HANG ON TIGHT. 348 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,252 CALLIE: OKAY, OKAY. 349 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,078 YOUR DAD'S A LEGEND ON THE CIRCUIT. 350 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,250 (HORSE SNORTS) 351 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,763 WELL, YOU READY TO GET BACK ON YOUR HORSE? 352 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,529 OH... REALLY? 353 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,167 MAN, THIS CATTLE DRIVE THING WAS JUST GETTING GOOD. 354 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,303 TIM: (CHUCKLES) 355 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,532 OH, BE CAREFUL. 356 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,100 (CATTLE BELLOW) 357 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,436 MAN: (CALLS TO CATTLE) 358 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,737 CALEB: HEY, YOUR FRIEND BACK THERE? 359 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,080 WHAT'S HIS DEAL? 360 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,118 AFRAID TO GET HIS FEET WET? 361 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,921 YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN TO QUIT, DO YOU? 362 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,287 (CATTLE MOOING AND BELLOWING) 363 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,004 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. EASY. 364 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,872 WHAT, SHE AFRAID OF WATER? 365 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:38,897 NAH, IT'S MORE LIKE 366 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,711 SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHICH WAY IS WHICH. 367 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,113 COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GO. (CLICKS TONGUE) 368 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,776 SEEMS OKAY NOW. 369 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,945 YEAH, IT'S ALL GOOD. 370 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:51,446 (SPLASHING) 371 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:01,626 AMY: HOW WAS SHE ON THE TRAIL? 372 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,434 TY: PRETTY CLUMSY. 373 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,396 FIGURED I WAS DOING SOMETHING WRONG. 374 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,734 WHOA, WHOA. 375 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,801 (CATTLE BELLOWING) 376 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,553 IT'S NOT YOU... 377 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,546 THIS HORSE IS BLIND. 378 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,102 WOMAN: LOOK OUT! (CARS IMPACT, HORN HONKS) 379 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:38,764 DAMN IT! 380 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,103 SORRY... 381 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,999 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, NO DAMAGE DONE. 382 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,036 KEVIN: OH, YEAH? TELL THAT TO MY OSTEOPATH. 383 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,307 CONNIE: OH, PLEASE. 384 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,409 YOU'VE BEEN CARPING ABOUT THAT NECK OF YOURS FOR YEARS. 385 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,607 KEVIN: AT LEAST I CAN TURN MY HEAD. 386 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,949 WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR YOU. 387 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,314 MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING? 388 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,022 WHOA, WHOA! ME?! YOU CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! 389 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,318 I TOLD HIM, KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE ROAD AND SLOW DOWN! 390 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,116 CONNIE, I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU: "BUTT OUT!" 391 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,352 YEAH, WELL I HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YOU; 392 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,156 CAN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY ARE, DARLING? 393 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,364 KEVIN: OH, LET'S SEE. "NOT TONIGHT?" 394 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,856 YOU'VE BEEN USING THOSE TWO WORDS A LOT LATELY. 395 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,064 CONNIE: OH WELL, HOW 'BOUT "NOT EVER"?! 396 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,898 OKAY, ENOUGH! 397 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,533 HI. CAN YOU PLEASE DO ME A FAVOUR 398 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,462 AND MOVE YOUR STUPID, LITTLE GREEN CAR 399 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,333 OUT OF MY WAY? 400 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,201 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO WESTERN HOSPITALITY? 401 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,370 YEAH, TOO BAD I LEARNED MY PEOPLE SKILLS 402 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:19,597 IN NEW YORK CITY. 403 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,542 NOW MOVE YOUR DAMN CAR! 404 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,847 WELL, SHE DOES PRETTY WELL FOR A BLIND HORSE. 405 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:31,946 IT SORT OF EXPLAINS EVERYTHING, 406 00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,417 DOESN'T IT? 407 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,916 YEAH. EXCEPT FOR... WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO NOW? 408 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,816 WELL... 409 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,161 THE WAY BETTY GLUES HERSELF TO SLICK, 410 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,287 AS LONG AS WE DON'T SEPARATE THEM, 411 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:44,262 WE'LL BE FINE. 412 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,397 WHAT ABOUT YOUR ROPING LESSONS? 413 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,230 I'M JUST SAYING. 414 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,496 WELL, DON'T. 415 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,035 (HORSE NICKERS) 416 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,271 (MEN CALL OUT TO CATTLE) 417 00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,643 LISA: ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA TAKE A BREAK, JACK? 418 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,212 JACK: WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE FANCY SADDLE 419 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,120 IF YOU'VE GOTTA KEEP TAKING BREAKS? 420 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,883 LISA: WE COULD GO RIGHT THERE. 421 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,322 GET OUT OF THIS DRIVING RAIN FOR A MOMENT? 422 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,061 YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT TRAIL MIX AND WATER IN YOUR SADDLE. 423 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,387 JACK: I DON'T NEED A BREAK. 424 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,688 I DON'T NEED A REST. 425 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,093 I DON'T NEED NUTS OR BERRIES. 426 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,391 I'VE STILL GOT A LOTS MILES IN ME. 427 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,003 OKAY, I DON'T! 428 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,465 I NEED A BATHROOM! 429 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,334 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? 430 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,496 LISA: I DID! BUT EVER SINCE I GAVE YOU THAT SADDLE, 431 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,101 YOU HEAR WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR. 432 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,413 OH, I GET IT, NOW I'M HARD OF HEARING? 433 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:30,635 OH DEAR LORD... 434 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,607 JACK: (CLICKS TONGUE) 435 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,954 (DOORBELL RINGS) 436 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,749 WHY'S HE RINGING THE DOORBELL? 437 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:42,724 COME IN! 438 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,062 (DOORBELL RINGS) 439 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:51,127 YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO RING THE DOORBELL, SWEETIE. 440 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,557 YOU CAN JUST COME ON IN! 441 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,202 'CAUSE THE DOOR'S ALWAYS OP-EN. 442 00:18:59,004 --> 00:18:59,904 OH. 443 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:11,517 (HOOVES CLOMP) 444 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,924 CALLIE: YOU KNOW, 445 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,615 EVEN THOUGH I MOVED TO CALGARY RIGHT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, 446 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,387 I THINK I'M REALLY GONNA MISS ALL THIS. 447 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,520 TIM: WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 448 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,321 YOU JUST INHERITED A BIG CHUNK OF LAND. 449 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,762 I'M NOT SURE IF YOU NOTICED OR NOT, 450 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,261 BUT I DON'T THINK I'M REALLY CUT OUT FOR RANCHING. 451 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,400 (CHUCKLES) 452 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,004 WELL, AS FOREMAN, I CAN RUN THE DAY TO DAY, 453 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,796 YOU'D JUST HAVE TO WRITE THE CHEQUES. 454 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,667 NOW, YOU MAKE THAT SOUND TEMPTING. 455 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,869 TRUTH IS, EVEN BEFORE MY FATHER DIED, 456 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,711 I WAS FIELDING OFFERS. 457 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,775 DEVELOPERS. 458 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:45,351 I KNOW MY DAD WOULDN'T AGREE, BUT UH... 459 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,518 THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT MORE MONEY IN SUBDIVISIONS 460 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,146 THAN THERE IS IN CATTLE RANCHING. 461 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,593 MMM... 462 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:53,257 SO, I'M FIRED? 463 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,455 YOU'RE NOT GONNA HOLD THAT AGAINST ME ARE YOU? 464 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,932 WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO SEE ABOUT THAT. 465 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,073 LOU: UH, YES, IT'S TRUE. 466 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,711 KEVIN AND CONNIE MILTOWN. 467 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:11,836 IT'S MILTON. 468 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,841 MILTON. 469 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,252 YOU DO HAVE A RESERVATION... 470 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,648 FOR NEXT WEEKEND. 471 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,246 NEXT WEEKEND? 472 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,088 SO WHY ARE WE HERE THIS WEEKEND? 473 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,723 OH, LIKE YOU NEVER MAKE A MISTAKE? 474 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,318 I DID ONCE. 475 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,264 I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HONOUR YOUR RESERVATION... 476 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,386 NEXT WEEKEND. 477 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,691 WE'RE SPELUNKING IN JASPER NEXT WEEKEND. 478 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,156 UNLESS SOMEONE GOT THAT WRONG TOO? 479 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,231 LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, KEV. 480 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,604 IT'LL MAKE FOR AN AMUSING POST ON MY BLOG. 481 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:37,943 YOUR BLOG? 482 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,237 MM-MM. PROS'N'CONNIES. 483 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,713 THE TRAVEL BLOG? 484 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,544 YEAH. I GET A ZILLION HITS A WEEK! 485 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:44,739 ZILLIONS. YEAH. 486 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,250 I'M ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR NEW MATERIAL. 487 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,553 SO, LET'S SAY YOU SHOWED UP A WEEK EARLY 488 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,349 AND THE FRIENDLY GAL AT THE FRONT DESK 489 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,017 BENT OVER BACKWARDS TO HELP YOU OUT? 490 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,245 (HALF LAUGHS, MORDANT) NOT REALLY MUCH OF A STORY. 491 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,545 YEAH, BENDING OVER BACKWARDS 492 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,216 IS WHAT THE HOSPITALITY INDUSTRY IS ALL ABOUT. 493 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,992 WHAT IF I COMPED YOU THE WHOLE WEEKEND, 494 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,230 FOR THE INCONVENIENCE? 495 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,558 YOU KNOW, FREE? GRATIS. 496 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,098 WOW. 497 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,626 SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN TORONTO. 498 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:09,971 YOU'RE RIGHT, KEV. 499 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,196 THAT WOULD MAKE A WONDERFUL STORY! 500 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,141 ESPECIALLY IF YOU INCLUDED AN UPGRADE. 501 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,637 UP... UPGRADE? 502 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,709 YEAH. DEFINITELY. 503 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:19,711 UPGRADE. 504 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,619 AMY: DO YOU HEAR THAT? 505 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,892 TY: I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 506 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,258 AMY: COWS. 507 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,134 SOUNDS LIKE THE HERD'S JUST UP AHEAD. 508 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:38,930 HEY, IF YOU WANNA CATCH UP WITH WHAT'S HIS NAME, 509 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:39,901 IT'S OKAY. 510 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,300 WHO? CALEB? 511 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,300 I JUST MEANT... I DON'T WANNA HOLD YOU BACK 512 00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:47,271 IF YOU AND HIM ARE... 513 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,140 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 514 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,268 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE THIS EASY, AMY. 515 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,283 NO, NO YOU'RE NOT. 516 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:53,408 YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD 517 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,413 FOR HANGING OUT WITH CALEB. 518 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,480 BUT YOU CAN LEAVE FOR - WHAT? - 519 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,278 FOUR MONTHS AND NOT EVEN SAY GOODBYE? 520 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,450 COME ON, AMY. 521 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,077 YOU KNEW IT WAS ABOUT MY DAD. 522 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,492 NO, I DON'T. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 523 00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:03,994 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING... 524 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,556 ABOUT YOUR DAD, ABOUT YOU. 525 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:09,825 YOU NEVER EVEN BOTHERED TO TELL ME. 526 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:10,925 WHOA. 527 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,203 (HORSE NICKERS, AGITATED) 528 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,738 ARE GONNA HALF TO STAY BULLS UNTIL TOMORROW. 529 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,840 YEAH, NOT TODAY. TOMORROW. 530 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,775 WELL, I CAN SEE SOMEONE GOT A HEAD START 531 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,183 ON THE CHAMPAGNE? 532 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:38,720 OH, UM... 533 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,328 I WASN'T EXPECTING COMPANY. 534 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,057 HEH, NEITHER WAS LOU. 535 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,199 BUT SHE'S MADE US FEEL MORE THAN WELCOME. 536 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,064 OH, A WELCOME BOUQUET! 537 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,333 WHAT A WONDERFUL TOUCH. 538 00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,395 (STUNNED HALF LAUGH) 539 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,538 YEAH, THAT'S LOU. SHE'S UM... 540 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,407 VERY WELCOMING. UH... 541 00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:57,535 I'M JUST GONNA NIP OUT 542 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,040 AND HAVE A LITTLE CONVERSATION WITH HER. 543 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,041 CONNIE: OH! SHE'S AT THE CABINS. 544 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,583 KEVIN: WOW! AN AUTHENTIC NATIVE GUIDE? 545 00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,420 THEY GOT EVERYTHING HERE. 546 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:07,649 (GIGGLES) 547 00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:10,287 THIS IS CRAZY! 548 00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:11,356 WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM, LOU! 549 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:12,757 I TRIED TO GET RID OF THEM. SCOTT, 550 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,315 BUT THEY'RE BLOGGERS! 551 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,363 A BAD REP IN THE BLOGOSPHERE COULD BE A DEATH SENTENCE! 552 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,230 YEAH, WELL, THEY'RE DRINKING MY CHAMPAGNE! 553 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,962 THAT IS THE LEAST OF MY WORRIES! 554 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:21,973 WHAT AM I GONNA DO WHEN THEY'RE FINISHED 555 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,634 DRINKING YOUR CHAMPAGNE? 556 00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:25,672 AMY AND GRAMPA TOOK THE TRAIL RIDE HORSES. 557 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,037 I HAVE NOTHING TO FEED THEM. 558 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,036 AND AS FOR THE AUTHENTIC WESTERN EXPERIENCE, 559 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,111 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 560 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,809 HAVE THEM MUCK OUT THE BARN? 561 00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:39,277 (FRUSTRATED SIGH) 562 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:41,946 THAT'S RIGHT. REMEMBER THAT? 563 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,320 KEVIN: (LAUGHING) I REMEMBER THAT. 564 00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:44,488 THAT IS. 565 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:47,364 WHO'S UP FOR SOME BRANDING AND CASTRATING? 566 00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:50,887 UH, THAT MIGHT BE ALMOST TOO AUTHENTIC. 567 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,503 BUT WE'RE WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING! 568 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,200 HAVE EVER TRIED PRAIRIE OYSTERS? 569 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,538 CONNIE: NO, BUT WE BOTH LOVE SEAFOOD, DON'T WE, KEV? 570 00:23:58,604 --> 00:23:59,674 MM-MMM. 571 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:00,812 LOVE IT! 572 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:09,206 MALLORY: HOW ABOUT A GAME OF CRAZY EIGHTS? 573 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,151 YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME. 574 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,247 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 575 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,446 WELL, THERE'S GONNA BE MUSIC, 576 00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:18,061 AND ONCE THE MUSIC STARTS, 577 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,523 JAKE'S GONNA ASK ME TO DANCE! 578 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,687 (SIGHS) 579 00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:24,191 SO, YOU'RE GONNA AVOID THE ISSUE 580 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:26,003 INSTEAD OF TELLING HIM THE TRUTH? 581 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,734 WORKED FOR YOU. 582 00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:33,369 I MEAN, WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD AMY THE TRUTH 583 00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:35,572 WHY YOU REALLY LEFT? 584 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:36,935 IT'S COMPLICATED. 585 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,639 OF COURSE, ANOTHER HUGE COMPLICATED ISSUE 586 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:40,310 THAT NO ONE CAN POSSIBLY EVER TALK ABOUT! 587 00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:41,809 OKAY. MAYBE I DIDN'T HANDLE THINGS 588 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,010 AS WELL AS I COULD HAVE. 589 00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:44,051 WELL, YOU HAVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 590 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,246 TO DEAL WITH THAT, RIGHT? 591 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,518 (LOW HUM OF CHATTER) 592 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,424 OH MY GOD! THERE HE IS! 593 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,531 (PHONE BUTTONS BEEP) 594 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:08,171 MARNIE, HEY! YEAH, IT'S LOU. 595 00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:11,137 LISTEN, ABOUT THAT CATERING... 596 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,009 MM-HMM. YEAH, NOT SO MUCH NEXT WEEK; 597 00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:14,748 MORE LIKE RIGHT NOW. 598 00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:17,051 LISTEN, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MAKE, 599 00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:18,545 BUT IF IT COULD BE AUTHENTIC WESTERN CUISINE, 600 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,321 THAT WOULD BE A HUGE BONUS! 601 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:22,320 MM-HMM. 602 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:26,687 HEY. 603 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:29,088 I HEAR YOU GOT YOURSELF A BLIND HORSE. 604 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:31,031 YEAH, WE FIGURED IT OUT 605 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:33,026 WHEN TY HAD SOME TROUBLE GETTING ACROSS THE RIVER. 606 00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:37,333 SORTA LIKE YOUR FRIEND. 607 00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:39,602 OH, RAY'S DAUGHTER? CALLIE? 608 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:42,809 UH, SHE FIRED ME. 609 00:25:42,808 --> 00:25:44,438 REALLY? 610 00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:46,439 HM. YOU WERE LET GO? 611 00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:47,711 SEE, FROM WHERE I WAS, 612 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:51,419 IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS HOLDING ON PRETTY TIGHT. 613 00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:54,147 YEAH, WELL... 614 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,449 HONEY, YOU KNOW WE'VE NEVER REALLY TALKED ABOUT... 615 00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:02,855 IT'S-IT'S-IT'S BEEN UH... FOR ME... 616 00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:07,203 I JUST... I LIKE HER. 617 00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:08,495 EVEN THOUGH SHE FIRED YOU? 618 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,667 WELL, ESPECIALLY 'CAUSE SHE FIRED ME. 619 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,097 I MEAN, THE LAST PERSON YOU WANNA GO DATING 620 00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:14,871 IS YOUR BOSS, RIGHT? 621 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,844 (SNORTED CHUCKLE) 622 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:17,978 I GUESS. 623 00:26:20,712 --> 00:26:22,852 WHAT, YOU CAME HERE TO ASK ME IF IT'S OKAY? 624 00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:25,949 WELL, THIS IS NEW TO ME AS IT IS TO YOU, 625 00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:28,148 AND I JUST MET THE WOMAN, SO... 626 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:31,964 I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO GET ALL WORKED UP ABOUT IT. 627 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:32,894 (HORSE SNORTS) 628 00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:36,763 WOULD IT BE OKAY? 629 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,029 (CHUCKLES) 630 00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:43,466 WHATEVER. (LAUGHS) 631 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:47,805 THIS IS ALREADY WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR ME. 632 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:51,906 WELL! 633 00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:53,977 THAT WAS CERTAINLY AN EYE-OPENER. 634 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,580 OH HEY, THANKS TO SCOTT, 635 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,615 WE KNOW THAT PRAIRIE OYSTERS AIN'T FROM THE SEA. 636 00:26:58,651 --> 00:26:59,721 THAT'S GREAT. 637 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:00,675 HOW 'BOUT YOU GUYS TAKE A BREATHER 638 00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:01,716 OVER BY THE FIRE 639 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,247 AND DINNER WILL BE READY ANY MINUTE. 640 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:05,863 DINNER? WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 641 00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:08,188 JUST MAKE 'EM A SANDWICH AND SEND THEM TO BED! 642 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,094 MARNIE: WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SET UP, LOU? 643 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,461 OH, JUST RIGHT THERE. 644 00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:12,730 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, SCOTT? 645 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,328 THERE'S HORS D'OEUVRES ROTTING IN THE TRUCK. 646 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,873 AND THAT MUD PIE'S NOT GONNA WALK HERE ON ITS OWN! 647 00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:32,078 (STARTLED GASP) 648 00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:34,694 LISTEN, I'M SORRY, BUT, WE NEED TO TALK. 649 00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:36,023 I NEED TO TALK. 650 00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:39,018 THERE'S PROBLEMS. A MILLION PROBLEMS LIKE... 651 00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:41,261 I'M ARIES, YOU'RE PISCES; 652 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,956 YOU'RE NOT A BIG TALKER, I'M A TALK-A-HOLIC; 653 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:46,303 YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY, I'M A LITTLE BIT ROCK'N'ROLL. 654 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:50,667 YOU'RE TOO SHORT! 655 00:27:50,736 --> 00:27:51,966 I'LL GROW. 656 00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:57,174 WANT TO DANCE? 657 00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:58,512 AFTER YOU. 658 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:02,510 WELL, I GOTTA SAY, 659 00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:04,581 I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE STILL HERE, 660 00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:07,379 GIVEN YOUR OPINION ON RANCHING AND COWBOYS. 661 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:08,986 I SAID I WASN'T INTERESTED IN COWS. 662 00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:10,624 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT COWBOYS. 663 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,289 WHAT ABOUT UNEMPLOYED COWBOYS? 664 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:14,387 THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. (CHUCKLES) 665 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,993 SO YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE A KILLING IN REAL ESTATE, 666 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:17,795 AREN'T YOU WORRIED THAT ONE OF THOSE UNEMPLOYED COWBOYS 667 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,133 MIGHT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU? 668 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:22,728 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR. 669 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:25,842 UM... 670 00:28:25,904 --> 00:28:27,244 WELL, THEN I GUESS THE NEXT THING I SHOULD DO 671 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,406 IS ASK YOU TO DANCE. 672 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:33,012 BUT MY DAUGHTER'S OVER THERE AND SHE'S GOT ISSUES. 673 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,580 OKAY. I'VE NEVER DANCED IN A TRAILER BEFORE, 674 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,648 BUT I'LL GIVE IT A WHIRL. 675 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,089 (HANDLE CLICKS OPEN) 676 00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:46,719 ♪ And whisper softly she understands ♪ 677 00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:51,627 (MUSIC PLAYS, LOW HUM OF CHATTER) 678 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:55,025 LISA: YOU WANNA TURN IN EARLY? 679 00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:56,004 JACK: WHAT'RE YOU GETTIN' AT, LISA? 680 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:58,767 YOU THINK I CAN'T STAY UP PAST 9:00? 681 00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:00,567 NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 682 00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:02,639 MAYBE NOT, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN TREATING ME 683 00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:04,167 LIKE A RELIC OF THE OLD WEST 684 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,436 EVER SINCE YOU BOUGHT ME THAT RIDICULOUS SADDLE. 685 00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:09,381 JACK, THAT'S WHAT I DO: 686 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:11,521 I FUSS, I WORRY... 687 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,753 I BUY INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS; 688 00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:16,622 THAT'S JUST WHAT I DO WITH SOMEONE I LOVE. 689 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:20,320 (TAKEN ABACK) UM, SOMEONE... 690 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:21,389 WELL, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SAY IT, 691 00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:22,389 BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA STOP ME. 692 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:23,660 I'M GONNA TELL YOU HOW I... 693 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:28,326 ♪ The subtle hints my heart's conveying ♪ 694 00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:33,544 ♪ When I feel lost she takes my hand ♪ 695 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:38,506 ♪ And whispers softly she understands ♪ 696 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:43,851 (DISHES CLANK) 697 00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:45,647 KEVIN: MMM! 698 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:47,746 MMMM! 699 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,758 THAT WAS DELICIOUS. 700 00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:53,964 BEST MUD PIE I'VE EVER EATEN. 701 00:29:54,025 --> 00:29:55,385 CAN I OFFER YOU ANOTHER SLICE? 702 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,430 WELL... 703 00:29:56,494 --> 00:29:57,864 UH, WE HAVE A LOT OF BLOGGING TO DO, 704 00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,029 DON'T WE, HONEY? 705 00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:00,797 HI-SPEED? OUT HERE? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING. 706 00:30:00,866 --> 00:30:02,296 THAT'S WHAT IT SAID ON THE WEBSITE. 707 00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:03,167 FREE WI-FI? 708 00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:06,235 I HAVE DIAL-UP IN MY OFFICE. 709 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,374 SEE YOU GUYS AT BREAKFAST? 710 00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:10,013 MMMM! HUEVOS RANCHEROS! 711 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:11,739 HASTA LA VISTA! 712 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:16,279 (RELIEVED SIGHS) 713 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:19,677 SO YOU TWO... 714 00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:22,645 LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP? 715 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:23,945 (TEA CUPS CLANK) 716 00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:34,031 ♪♪♪ 717 00:30:34,099 --> 00:30:41,639 ♪♪♪ 718 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:46,406 JACK'S GOT SOME PRETTY SWEET MOVES. 719 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,154 YEAH. YEAH, 720 00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:52,115 THAT LITTLE SLIDE THING HE DOES IS CUTE. 721 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:57,088 (HALF LAUGHS) HE'S A PRETTY AWESOME GUY. 722 00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:58,789 THAT NIGHT IN CALGARY, HE REALLY SAVED MY BUTT. 723 00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:17,036 OKAY, YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT MY DAD? 724 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:28,193 PRETTY MUCH MY WHOLE LIFE, HE'S BEEN IN AND OUT OF PRISON. 725 00:31:28,253 --> 00:31:29,723 WHEN I WAS A KID, 726 00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:32,492 AND WE USED TO GO AND VISIT HIM... 727 00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:36,928 HE USED TO TEACH ME ALL THIS NEAT STUFF. 728 00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,925 I THOUGHT HE WAS A MAGICIAN. 729 00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:44,165 HE WAS UH... 730 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:47,435 PRETTY GOOD AT MAKING STUFF DISAPPEAR: 731 00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:49,135 CARDS, 732 00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:50,737 MONEY, 733 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:53,009 HIMSELF... 734 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,748 WHEN THE MONEY WAS GONE. 735 00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:57,814 SO, IF YOU KNEW ALL THIS, 736 00:31:57,816 --> 00:32:00,646 THEN WHY DID YOU GO SEE HIM? 737 00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:04,050 I DON'T KNOW. 738 00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:05,962 I UH... 739 00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:07,094 MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOU. 740 00:32:07,158 --> 00:32:08,628 BECAUSE OF ME? 741 00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:12,298 WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT SECOND CHANCES. 742 00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:14,228 THERE WAS A... A GUY IN VANCOUVER 743 00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:18,129 MY DAD SAID THAT HAD OFFERED HIM A JOB AND... 744 00:32:18,203 --> 00:32:20,503 I WANTED TO BELIEVE HIM. 745 00:32:20,506 --> 00:32:22,036 BUT THERE WAS NO JOB AND... 746 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,107 HE USED MY MONEY 747 00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:25,305 TO GET INTO A HARDCORE POKER GAME. 748 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:28,177 SO THEN, WHY DID YOU STICK AROUND? 749 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,110 HE'S MY DAD, AMY. 750 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,249 I COULDN'T JUST LEAVE HIM THERE, 751 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,590 SO WE CAME BACK TO CALGARY, I GOT A JOB WORKING... 752 00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,518 YOU WERE IN CALGARY? 753 00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:40,624 TY, CALGARY'S AN HOUR AWAY! 754 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,332 I KNOW. I SHOULD'VE CALLED YOU, 755 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:43,628 I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU WHAT WAS GOING ON. 756 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:44,925 BUT... 757 00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:51,227 AMY, I DIDN'T WANNA LIE. 758 00:32:52,871 --> 00:32:53,941 THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING 759 00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:56,569 THAT I EVER WANTED TO SAY TO YOU, 760 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,477 BUT I WASN'T SURE YOU STILL WANTED TO HEAR IT. 761 00:33:07,685 --> 00:33:09,215 I SHOULD GO CHECK ON THE COWS. 762 00:33:09,287 --> 00:33:10,817 IT'S MY SHIFT. TY... 763 00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:22,966 (LAUGHS, ELATED) 764 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:33,509 BUT I'VE REALLY GOT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH JERRY. 765 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,712 WITH OUR CRAZY SCHEDULES, 766 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,710 IT'S A MIRACLE WE EVEN MANAGED TO GET PREGNANT! 767 00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:38,651 WELL, IT'S ABOUT TO GET A LOT CRAZIER. 768 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:39,776 BECAUSE NEXT WEEK... 769 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,115 WE ACTUALLY OPEN FOR BUSINESS. 770 00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:43,146 OH, WELL, NO WORRIES. 771 00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:44,591 I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU. 772 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:45,916 THANKS. 773 00:33:45,991 --> 00:33:47,921 ALL RIGHT, SEE YA! 774 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,334 COME HERE! FINALLY! 775 00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:53,726 I THOUGHT SHE'D NEVER LEAVE. 776 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:55,469 (HEAVY SIGH) 777 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:57,597 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 778 00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:59,603 WELL, I GUESS I'LL BE GOING TOO. 779 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,741 WHAT? WE'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THIS! 780 00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:04,308 WELL, I GOTTA GET UP PRETTY EARLY, 781 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,805 AND TO BE HONEST, 782 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,837 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE POINT IS. 783 00:34:07,912 --> 00:34:09,552 OH, YOU DON'T, DO YOU? 784 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,018 I THINK YOU DO. 785 00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:13,124 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 786 00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:14,884 ONCE YOU GET YOUR DUDE RANCH GOING, 787 00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:16,047 WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST CALL IT IN. 788 00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,751 THAT COULD BE FUN. 789 00:34:17,823 --> 00:34:20,523 (SIGHS) I'M NOT JOKING, LOU. 790 00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:23,693 I'M ALWAYS YOUR SECOND PRIORITY. 791 00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:24,661 I ALWAYS COME SECOND. 792 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,359 THAT IS NOT TRUE. 793 00:34:27,432 --> 00:34:28,732 TWO TOTAL STRANGERS SHOW UP 794 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:29,904 AND YOU JUST DROP EVERYTHING? 795 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:31,568 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? 796 00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:32,236 KICK THEM OUT. 797 00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:34,004 YEAH, MY FIRST CLIENTS? 798 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,612 LOU, YOU DON'T GET IT! I DIDN'T SIGN UP 799 00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:37,773 TO BE THE TRADITIONAL NATIVE GUIDE 800 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:38,713 FOR YOUR HOTEL! 801 00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:40,676 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 802 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,275 YOU KNOW THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING. 803 00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:43,877 TODAY WAS A ONE TIME THING. 804 00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,382 HOW IS THAT MY FAULT? 805 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:47,380 OUR ONE CHANCE TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER. 806 00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:51,656 YOU COULDN'T EVEN TAKE A SINGLE LOUSY DAY OFF! 807 00:34:56,961 --> 00:34:58,391 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, LOU. 808 00:34:58,397 --> 00:35:01,357 WHAT DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT? 809 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,573 I LOVE YOU... 810 00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:04,595 BUT WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING 811 00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:06,839 OR THIS IS ALL GONNA FALL APART. 812 00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:08,565 I LOVE YOU TOO. 813 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:13,810 MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK. 814 00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:16,649 MAYBE WE SHOULD GET MARRIED. 815 00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:19,177 MARRIED? 816 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:24,452 COW: (MOOS) 817 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:28,061 (LATCHES AND GATE CLATTER) 818 00:35:28,961 --> 00:35:32,431 CALEB: YOU'RE LATE. WHAT'VE YOU BEEN DOING? 819 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:33,457 NOT MUCH. 820 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,698 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'LL GO SEE WHAT AMY'S DOING. 821 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:42,711 'CAUSE I'M BETTING NOT MUCH EITHER. 822 00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:44,544 'CAUSE IF IT WOULDA BEEN ME BACK THERE WITH HER... 823 00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:46,979 HEY, FORGET IT, OKAY? 824 00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:48,109 WELL... 825 00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:49,113 I WOULDN'T HAVE LEFT HER IN THE LURCH 826 00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:51,210 TO COME WATER A BUNCH OF COWS. 827 00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:52,852 I'M WARNING YOU, MAN. 828 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:57,421 AND MORE THAN LIKELY, SHE'D BE BEGGING ME TO STAY. 829 00:35:58,189 --> 00:35:59,959 (GATE RATTLES AGAINST IMPACT) 830 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:00,894 TY: (GRUNTS) 831 00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:05,831 (SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE, CATTLE MOOING) 832 00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:12,300 TY: WHOA! STOP! 833 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:16,966 OH MAN! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 834 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,780 (LAUGHING, LOW HUM OF CHATTER, COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS) 835 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,285 ♪ I've got so... ♪ 836 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:36,828 ♪ So much love to give ♪ 837 00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,895 ♪ Won't you take some... ♪ 838 00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,127 (CATTLE MOOING) 839 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:45,839 OH MY GOD! 840 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,644 (BELLOWING AND MOOING) 841 00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:52,676 JACK: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, 842 00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:54,184 JUST KEEP IT DOWN, KEEP IT DOWN! 843 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:55,506 DON'T GET 'EM RUNNING! 844 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:56,850 LET'S PUSH 'EM BACK TO THE PENS, 845 00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:58,245 NICE AND EASY HERE. 846 00:36:58,316 --> 00:36:59,246 (MOOING) 847 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:06,456 YOU GOTTA WONDER 848 00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:08,234 WHERE OUR SO-CALLED TRAIL BOSS IS? 849 00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:12,864 ♪ Is it worth every minute of it ♪ 850 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:15,604 ♪ Are you worth every minute of my love ♪ 851 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,027 (CATTLE MOO LOUDLY) 852 00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:19,071 TIM: WHAT? 853 00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:19,997 UGH! 854 00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:23,640 TIM: HAMD ME MY HAT. 855 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:25,936 HEY! GET OUTTA HERE! 856 00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:27,744 YOU'RE LEAVING? 857 00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:28,752 NOW?! 858 00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:32,722 OH... THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I HATE RANCHING. 859 00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:36,015 HEY, YOU'RE OKAY, GIRL. 860 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,947 YOU'RE FRIEND'S RIGHT HERE. 861 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:39,486 THERE YOU GO. 862 00:37:39,491 --> 00:37:40,721 (CATTLE MOOING) 863 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:46,895 COME ON, LET'S GO. (CLICKS HER TONGUE) 864 00:37:46,964 --> 00:37:49,304 LET'S GO. (CLICKS TONGUE) 865 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,227 COME ON. (SHOOS COWS) 866 00:37:51,236 --> 00:37:52,266 (CLAPS HANDS) 867 00:37:59,144 --> 00:38:00,784 THERE COMIN' YOUR WAY, LISE! 868 00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:02,245 JACK AND LISA: (LAUGH) 869 00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:04,311 LISA: I GOT 'EM. GOT 'EM! WOOO! 870 00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:06,122 (LAUGHS) 871 00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:07,078 ALL RIGHT. 872 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:12,623 (MOOS) 873 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:13,490 GOT IT! 874 00:38:13,558 --> 00:38:15,988 MALLORY: WHOA! WAY TO GO! 875 00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:17,294 OH MY GOD, JAKE! 876 00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:19,000 JAKE! 877 00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:26,566 THAT'S GOT TO BE PRETTY WELL IT. 878 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,537 I DON'T GET IT? HOW DID THE COWS GET OUT? 879 00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:31,366 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS WONDERIN'. 880 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,140 UH, ONE OF THE PANELS... IT SWUNG OPEN.THE GATE, 881 00:38:35,213 --> 00:38:35,983 CAME LOOSE. 882 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,450 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 883 00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:42,218 I... 884 00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:43,986 GOT KICKED BY A COW. 885 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:44,945 OH. 886 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:48,494 THAT SAME HIGH-KICKING COW TEAR YOUR SHIRT? 887 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,362 NO, IT WAS ONE OF THEM DAMN LONGHORNS. 888 00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:54,361 (STAMMERS) I NEARLY GOT GORED. 889 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,300 YEAH, WELL, WORD TO THE WISE, BOYS - 890 00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:59,639 NOT THAT EITHER OF YOU QUALIFY - 891 00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:01,898 BUT A MAN LIKES TO ENJOY A PEACEFUL SLEEP, 892 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:04,267 KNOWING HE WON'T BE WOKEN UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 893 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:07,382 BY A BUNCH OF RUNAWAY COWS. YOU GET MY DRIFT? 894 00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:09,745 CALEB: YOU WANT US TO STAY OUT HERE? 895 00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:12,276 WELL, THERE STILL MIGHT BE SOME STRAGGLERS 896 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,020 COMING IN, YEAH. 897 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:14,875 ALL NIGHT? 898 00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:18,286 WELL, I DON'T MEAN ALL DAY. 899 00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,964 FIGURE THE TWO OF YOU ARE FULL OF ENOUGH BULL 900 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,285 YOU CAN KEEP YOURSELVES ENTERTAINED UNTIL MORNING. 901 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,678 MARNIE. 902 00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:45,617 I AM FLIPPING EGGS. I AM FLIPPING TORTILLAS. 903 00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:47,653 I'M FLIPPING THEM ON TO THE PLATES! 904 00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:49,788 BUT I AM NOT FLIPPING OUT. 905 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:54,292 CILANTRO? BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY CILANTRO! 906 00:39:54,358 --> 00:39:56,828 WELL, WHAT KIND OF SUBSTITUTION? 907 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,699 ITALIAN PARSLEY? 908 00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:01,234 HUEVOS RANCHEROS, ISN'T THAT MEXICAN? 909 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:04,799 WHAT DOES ITALIAN PARSLEY HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 910 00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:08,069 ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY. 911 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,469 SOMETHING GREEN? 912 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:12,241 NOW THAT I CAN HANDLE THAT. 913 00:40:14,413 --> 00:40:17,113 HAS TO BE EDIBLE? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? 914 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,122 WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED? 915 00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:21,583 WHY CAN'T I JUST OPEN A CAN, OPEN A JAR, 916 00:40:21,652 --> 00:40:25,662 PUT OUT SOME CORN TORTILLAS AND CALL IT A DAY? 917 00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:26,323 (SIGHS) 918 00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:29,933 (BOWL CLATTERS ONTO TABLE) 919 00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:32,304 ACTUALLY, IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD. 920 00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:35,001 TASTES PRETTY GOOD, TOO. 921 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,200 TURNS OUT, YOU DON'T MISS THE CILANTRO AFTER ALL. 922 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:38,132 THANKS, MARNIE. BYE. 923 00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:40,765 (SIGHS) 924 00:40:45,343 --> 00:40:46,613 SO, YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THIS? 925 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:47,881 CALLIE: YEAH. 926 00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:50,149 IT'S A BIG DECISION. 927 00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:53,715 I'M GOOD WITH IT. NO STRINGS ATTACHED. 928 00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:55,786 HEY... 929 00:40:57,822 --> 00:40:59,362 YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING. 930 00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:01,621 WHAT'S THAT? 931 00:41:01,692 --> 00:41:04,862 WELL, I DON'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER. 932 00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:06,129 AH, SURE. 933 00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:11,844 LET'S KEEP IN TOUCH. 934 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,305 (CAR RUMBLES OFF) 935 00:41:20,479 --> 00:41:21,579 (BUTTONS DIAL) 936 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,649 HEY, IT'S TIM. 937 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:31,424 JUST KEEPING IN TOUCH. 938 00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:39,904 ♪ I've got so... so much love to give ♪ 939 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:43,872 LOU: SO, HOW WAS THE CATTLE DRIVE? 940 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:44,895 IT WAS OKAY. 941 00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:46,399 JUST OKAY? 942 00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:47,701 IT WAS GREAT. 943 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,240 IT WAS THE BEST DAMN CATTLE DRIVE 944 00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:52,538 IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE WORLD. 945 00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:53,810 MALLORY: YOU WOULD'VE HATED IT. 946 00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:56,512 STAMPEDES, FIST FIGHTS, 947 00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:58,605 TY GOT KICKED IN THE FACE BY A COW, 948 00:41:58,617 --> 00:42:00,777 AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TOILETS. 949 00:42:00,785 --> 00:42:02,645 (GATE SQUEAKS OPEN, LATCHES CLATTER) 950 00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:06,258 ♪ Is it worth every minute of it ♪ 951 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,224 HEY LOU! THOSE THE HORSES? 952 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:09,762 KEVIN: IS IT TIME FOR THE TRAIL RIDE? 953 00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:12,957 CONNIE: I'M SO EXCITED! I CAN'T WAIT! 954 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:14,030 LOU? 955 00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:15,628 MY FIRST GUESTS. 956 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,300 THEY JUST SHOWED UP... 957 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,468 A WEEK EARLY. 958 00:42:18,470 --> 00:42:19,400 CONNIE: HEY THERE, COWBOY! 959 00:42:19,404 --> 00:42:20,844 WHAT ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND WITH SCOTT? 960 00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,509 YOU KNEW? 961 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:24,443 HARD TO MISS. 962 00:42:24,508 --> 00:42:25,638 IT UH... 963 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:28,440 IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK OUT ACCORDING TO PLAN. 964 00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:31,411 KEVIN: (LAUGHS) 965 00:42:31,416 --> 00:42:34,576 SO, WHO'S READY TO RIDE THE RANGE? 966 00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:35,792 CONNIE AND KEVIN: OH! WOO HOO! 967 00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:37,323 THIS'LL BE GREAT FOR MY BLOG! 968 00:42:37,322 --> 00:42:39,392 KEVIN: LET'S HIT THE TRAIL! HA HA! 969 00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:41,291 TIM: YOU KNOW, CALLIE, ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 970 00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:42,859 I... 971 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:46,727 IT WASN'T EXACTLY SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING FOR, BUT... 972 00:42:46,798 --> 00:42:48,328 IT WAS NICE. 973 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,229 (CHUCKLES) IT WAS A NICE SURPRISE. 974 00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:53,472 YEAH, BUT PEOPLE ARE GONNA TALK. 975 00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:55,467 YEAH, I KNOW, IT LOOKS REALLY BAD. 976 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,110 THEY'RE GONNA SAY I WAS USING YOU. 977 00:42:57,174 --> 00:42:58,984 AND WERE YOU? 978 00:42:58,977 --> 00:43:00,607 WELL, IF YOU GET TO KNOW ME BETTER, 979 00:43:00,678 --> 00:43:03,208 YOU PROBABLY WON'T HAVE TO ASK THAT QUESTION. 980 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,920 YEAH. AND WHEN'S THAT GOING TO TO START? 981 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,150 I THINK IT JUST DID. 982 00:43:13,224 --> 00:43:14,624 CALLIE: (CHUCKLES) 983 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:17,357 YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 984 00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:19,762 I AM SURE. 985 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:21,434 YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 986 00:43:21,433 --> 00:43:22,833 IT'S A RIDICULOUS SADDLE. 987 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:24,800 IT'S GOT ALL THE BELLS AND WHISTLES. 988 00:43:24,869 --> 00:43:26,699 ONE THING YOU DON'T NEED 989 00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:29,241 IS MORE BELLS AND WHISTLES. 990 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,582 HEY! HEY, JACK! 991 00:43:33,644 --> 00:43:35,344 JACK, LISA. 992 00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:37,913 JACK, I GOTTA THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO CALLIE. 993 00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:39,282 MY PLEASURE. 994 00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:40,380 YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT MUST'VE BEEN SOMETHING YOU SAID 995 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:41,851 ABOUT THOSE OLD LONGHORNS, BECAUSE... 996 00:43:41,919 --> 00:43:43,919 WELL, I JUST COULDN'T STAND TO SEE 'EM LEFT BEHIND. 997 00:43:44,989 --> 00:43:47,159 YOU BOUGHT RAY'S LONGHORNS? 998 00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:49,394 I BOUGHT THE LONGHORNS. YEAH. 999 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:52,528 AND CALLIE SOLD ME THE WHOLE DAMN OUTFIT. 1000 00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:54,060 (LAUGHS) 601 ACRES. 1001 00:43:58,469 --> 00:43:59,669 I GOTTA TELL THE GIRLS. 1002 00:43:59,737 --> 00:44:01,167 (TRUCK RUMBLES AWAY) 1003 00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,209 WELL... 1004 00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:08,381 (SADDLE THUDS INTO TRUNK) 1005 00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:11,711 SO, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW? 1006 00:44:14,452 --> 00:44:16,922 WELL, I GUESS AS LONG AS WE DON'T SEPARATE THEM, 1007 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,757 THEY'LL BE FINE. 1008 00:44:20,057 --> 00:44:22,987 ♪ Is it worth every minute of it ♪ 1009 00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:25,958 ♪ Are you worth every minute of my love ♪ 1010 00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:28,460 I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE HORSES! 1011 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,630 YEAH. ME TOO. 1012 00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:33,672 ♪ Baby, I don't care ♪ 1013 00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:36,642 ♪ Baby, I don't care ♪ 1014 00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:38,811 ♪ I just wanna be touched ♪