1 00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:02,768 AMY: PREVIOUSLY ON "HEARTLAND": 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,203 TIM: I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER 3 00:00:05,272 --> 00:00:07,539 WHAT I DID TO DESERVE SUCH AN EXTRAVAGANT GIFT. 4 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:10,108 AMY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 5 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:12,711 I TOLD YOU, MY DAD WANTS ME TO WORK WITH THIS HORSE, 6 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,012 AND SO FAR, 7 00:00:14,081 --> 00:00:15,113 YOU'VE IGNORED EVERYTHING I'VE SAID. 8 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,348 WHEN SHANE LEFT THE LAST TIME 9 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,316 HE WAS CONVINCED THAT MY DAD AND HIS MOM 10 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:19,584 HAVE A THING FOR EACH OTHER, 11 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:20,786 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN 12 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:22,320 SHANE AND MIRANDA JUST DISAPPEAR? 13 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,189 YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD YOUR GIRLS? 14 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:26,592 I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE, EXCEPT FOR YOU AND JACK. 15 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,728 LET ME OUTTA THE TRUCK, JACK! 16 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,598 JACK: JUST THINK OF IT AS A FRIENDLY INTERVENTION, 17 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:35,000 AND AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO SETTLE THIS SHANE THING 18 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,735 ONCE AND FOR ALL. 19 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,136 IF YOU LET TIM INTO YOUR LIFE, 20 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,938 SHANE WON'T JUST BE GAINING A FATHER, 21 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:41,707 HE'LL BE GAINING A WHOLE FAMILY. 22 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,810 I CAN'T COMPETE WITH YOU GUYS. 23 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,481 (BABY WAILS) 24 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,762 OH MY GOD, THAT WAS SO GROSS. 25 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:04,796 I HAD TO HOLD MY BREATH 26 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,598 THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS IN THERE. 27 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:07,632 MAX, MOVE. 28 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:09,000 CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT PACIFIER? 29 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,969 MM-HM. SORRY. 30 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:12,304 I'LL PUT HIM IN THE BACK. 31 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:15,641 YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT. WE GOTTA GET GOING! 32 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,643 HONEY, WE HAVE TO HURRY 33 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:19,411 SO WE CAN GET HOME BEFORE THEY DO. 34 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:20,979 WHAT, AM I DRIVING A GETAWAY CAR? 35 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:23,115 LOU: NO, I JUST WANNA MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 36 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:24,616 PETER: YOU MADE A GOOD IMPRESSION ALREADY, HONEY. 37 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:25,784 GOD. LOOK AT ME. 38 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:27,086 I AM SO GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE. 39 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:27,920 PETER: HONEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE. 40 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,421 YOU LOOK FINE. 41 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:30,455 LOU: MAYBE TO YOU, BUT TO YOUR MOM? 42 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:31,690 PETER: (EXASPERATED SIGH) 43 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,225 LOU, I TOLD YOU. THEY'RE NOT LIKE THAT, OKAY? 44 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:34,392 AND IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THEM TO COME IN THE FIRST PLACE... 45 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:35,827 YEAH. NOT INVITE YOUR PARENTS 46 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:38,797 TO THEIR GRANDDAUGHTER'S BABY NAMING CEREMONY? 47 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:39,898 CAN YOU HAND ME THAT CELL PHONE? 48 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:41,800 I HAVE TO GIVE EVERYONE OUR ETA. 49 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:42,935 OH... SHOOT! 50 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,504 MAX... SORRY. 51 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:49,708 OH, YEAH, DOG DROOL. LEAST OF MY WORRIES. 52 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,117 (THUNDERING HOOFBEATS) 53 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:03,388 TIM: YEAH! 54 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,230 AMY: WHAT A GOOD BOY! 55 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,466 HE SEEMED TO HANDLE THAT DISTANCE REALLY WELL. 56 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:16,768 YOU KNOW, HE'D RIDE ALL DAY IF I LET HIM. 57 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:18,069 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, 58 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:18,837 SHOULD WE TRY HIM OUT OF THE GATE A FEW TIMES? 59 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,405 YEAH, IT'S ABOUT TIME. 60 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:22,374 JUST AS LONG AS YOU GIVE HIM A COUPLE OF DAYS OFF. 61 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:23,642 ALL RIGHT? HE NEEDS TO RECOVER. 62 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:24,910 RIGHT, RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THE SAYING? 63 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,011 SLOW AND STEADY... 64 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,213 COMES IN DEAD LAST. 65 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,716 HE'S A RACE HORSE, TIM. 66 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,785 WHO NEEDS A DAY OFF... 67 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:35,220 'CAUSE HE DESERVES IT. 68 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,523 WELL, I GOTTA RUN. 69 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:39,524 DO YOU MIND COOLING HIM OUT FOR ME? 70 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:40,892 YEAH. SURE, HONEY. THANKS. 71 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:41,827 AMY: I'LL SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT. 72 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:42,928 TIM: OKAY, HONEY. 73 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,397 LOU'S COMING HOME TODAY. 74 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:46,532 GREAT. (CLEARS THROAT) 75 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,601 GIVE HER A BIG HUG FOR ME. 76 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,870 THAT WAS LOU. THEY'LL BE HERE SOON. 77 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:54,339 DID YOU KNOW THAT THE YOU-KNOW-WHO'S ARE COMING? 78 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:55,807 LAST MINUTE THING. 79 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,309 HOW'D SHE SOUND? 80 00:02:57,377 --> 00:03:00,078 SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE COULD USE A WEEK AT THE SPA. 81 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:02,147 AND THIS BARTLETT NAMING CEREMONY 82 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:04,449 SEEMS TO BE GIVING HER JUST A LITTLE BIT OF STRESS. 83 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,851 NOT SURE WHY. COULDN'T BE MUCH SIMPLER. 84 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:10,556 MY GREAT GRANDFATHER BUILT THIS FIREPLACE 85 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:13,658 USING STONE HE FOUND RIGHT HERE ON HEARTLAND. 86 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,293 AND WHEN THERE'S A NEW ARRIVAL, 87 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,629 WELL, THE FIRE GETS LIT 88 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,798 AND WE GIVE HIM OR HER A NAME 89 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,300 AND A STONE TO GO WITH IT. 90 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:23,902 THAT SOUNDS LOVELY. 91 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:26,238 WHERE'S YOUR STONE? 92 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:27,839 JACK: THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. 93 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:29,741 LISA: UH-OH! LOOSE! 94 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:33,511 OH, NOTHING A LITTLE MORTAR WON'T FIX. 95 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:34,946 AND WHILE I'M AT IT... 96 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:37,582 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER THE LAST TIME 97 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:40,986 I HAD A GOOD LOOK UP INSIDE HERE. 98 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,787 OH... 99 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,957 BOY, THAT IS FILTHY. 100 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,992 BUT WE'RE GONNA CALL A PROFESSIONAL, RIGHT? 101 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:50,395 WHAT WAS I THINKING? 102 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:51,530 (SNORTED CHUCKLE) 103 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:56,601 LOU! 104 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,003 LOU! PETER! HEY! 105 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:01,206 LOU: AMY, SHHH! 106 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:03,542 SHE FUSSED ALL THE WAY ACROSS SASKATCHEWAN. 107 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:04,876 AND TRUST ME, 108 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,579 THAT DRIVE COULD PUT ANYONE INTO A COMA. 109 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:08,980 LOU! GOOD TO SEE YOU! 110 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,049 (LOU SHUSHES MALLORY, BABY CRIES) 111 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,551 SORRY. 112 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:13,885 NEVERMIND. 113 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,321 NOBODY EVER DIED FROM A LACK OF SLEEP. 114 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:17,355 I SHOULD KNOW. 115 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,290 CAN I HOLD HER? CAN I TAKE HER? 116 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:19,524 NO, MALLROY. 117 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,925 SHE'S CRANKY WHEN SHE WAKES UP. 118 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,427 SHE'S CRANKY? 119 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:24,896 LISTEN. THE BABY BARFED ON MY JEANS. 120 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:26,364 I'VE JUST SPENT A MONTH WITH A WOMAN 121 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,333 WHO MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THE WORLD'S WORST MOTHER, 122 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:29,835 AND I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW 123 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,970 WHAT THIS STAIN ON MY SHIRT IS. 124 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:33,605 PETER: HERE THEY COME! 125 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:34,606 HEY! QUIET YOU. (MAX BARKS) 126 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,375 (BABY CRIES, MAX BARKS) 127 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,149 LOU: ARCHIE! GRACE! 128 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:46,118 WELCOME TO HEARTLAND! 129 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,186 (BABY WAILS, MAX BARKS) 130 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:59,931 ♪♪♪ 131 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:07,372 ♪♪♪ 132 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:13,578 ♪ And at the break of day you sank into your dream ♪ 133 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:15,847 ♪ You dreamer ♪ 134 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,616 ♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪ 135 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:20,752 ♪ You dreamer ♪ 136 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:26,725 ♪ You dreamer ♪ 137 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,566 OH, DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE ABOUT THE PIES? 138 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:35,767 I TEXTED YOU THIS MORNING. 139 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,569 WELL, YEAH, BUT I WAS AT THE TRACK. 140 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,270 LISA: LOU?! 141 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,572 WHERE IS SHE? 142 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:43,909 OH, WHERE'S MY LITTLE GODDAUGHTER! 143 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,178 NOW, SEE, THIS IS WHAT DRIVES ME CRAZY. 144 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,512 BECAUSE I PHONED IN THE ORDER 145 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,780 AND ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PICK IT UP. 146 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,181 OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOING. 147 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,883 I'LL GET THE PIES. JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 148 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:53,385 WHAT? I CAN GO AND GRAB SOMETHING. 149 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:54,519 LET ME GO AND GET SOMETHING. 150 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:55,587 OR I CAN MAKE A TRIFLE. 151 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:56,788 PETER'S PARENTS ARE PIE PEOPLE. 152 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,524 I NEED AT LEAST TWO PIE... 153 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:00,792 OKAY... PIES. 154 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:01,893 OKAY, DON'T PANIC. 155 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,830 IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT LOOKS. 156 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,965 (HAMMER TAPS) 157 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,301 LISA: AND HE SWEARS IT'S GOING TO BE READY BY THE NAMING CEREMONY. 158 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,771 JACK: ALMOST DONE! 159 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,239 PETER: HOME IMPROVEMENTS OR WHAT? 160 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,774 JACK: WELL... 161 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:18,676 NOW I KNOW HOW SANTA CLAUS MUST FEEL. 162 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,011 I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DOES IT. 163 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,013 WELCOME HOME, KIDS. 164 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:24,916 AW, AND THERE'S MY GIRL. 165 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:26,684 OH, SHOOT, SORRY. YOU REMEMBER MY FOLKS? 166 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:28,820 AH, ARCHIE AND GRACE. 167 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,122 LISA, AND YOU REMEMBER JACK, OF COURSE. 168 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,825 WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU TWO SHOWED UP FOR A VISIT. 169 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:34,959 ON SUCH A WONDERFUL OCCASION, 170 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,028 WE WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT. 171 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:38,430 MM. SUCH A CHARMING HOME. 172 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,167 SO, GRAMPA, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 173 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,769 JACK: OH. A COUPLE LOOSE STONES. 174 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,370 SOME BAD MORTAR IN THE CHIMNEY, 175 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:46,504 AND A GOOD CLEANING. 176 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:47,739 SO FOR THE RECORD, 177 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,841 I DID TRY TO GET HIM TO HIRE SOMEONE. 178 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,176 LISA... 179 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:53,778 YOU KNOW, JACK, I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH A TROWEL. 180 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,613 DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, ARCHIE. 181 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:56,714 YOU'RE A GUEST HERE. 182 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:58,517 LISTEN, YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED. 183 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,985 WHY DON'T WE, UH... 184 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,020 I'LL TAKE THEM DOWN TO THE DUDE RANCH, 185 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,622 YEAH. YOU FOLLOW ME, WE'LL GET YOU SETTLED IN? 186 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,724 PETER: YEAH, WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE THE FIREPLACE IN THE CABIN, DAD. 187 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,059 REAL RUNDLE STONE DRY STACK. 188 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:09,894 WOW, GRAMPA! HUH! 189 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,864 PERFECT TIMING TO LAUNCH INTO A MAJOR PROJECT. 190 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,866 MINOR REPAIR IS MORE LIKE IT. 191 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,601 A LITTLE SPIT AND POLISH, 192 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:18,036 AND IT'LL BE DONE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 193 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,771 WELL, AT LEAST THIS'LL GIVE THE IN-LAWS 194 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,440 SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT. 195 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:24,609 NOT THAT THEY SAY MUCH - NOT TO YOUR FACE. 196 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,582 ALANINE, GLYCINE, TRYPTOPHAN, 197 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:31,616 AND... 198 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,455 SERINE GLUTAMATE. DAMMIT! 199 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:38,523 (TRUCK RUMBLES) 200 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,227 TY: HEY, SCOTT. 201 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,832 HOW'S THE STUDYING GOING? 202 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,467 COME ON, BIO-CHEMISTRY? 203 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:50,068 YEAH, IT'S A NO-BRAINER. 204 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,135 LOOK, I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD 205 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,303 AND I THOUGHT I'D COME BY 206 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,605 AND DROP OFF YOUR PAY CHEQUE. 207 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,974 OH. THANK YOU. ALWAYS WELCOME. 208 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,575 ESPECIALLY NOW WITH THE RENT TO COVER. 209 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:58,910 I HEAR YOU. 210 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,646 UM, YOU UP FOR A MOMENTARY DISTRACTION? 211 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,114 FROM HITTING THE BOOKS? ALWAYS. 212 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,316 WHAT YOU GOT? 213 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:08,052 (LATCH CLUNKS, DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN) 214 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,255 WHOA! ARE YOU SERIOUS? 215 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,024 YEAH. A 1970 TRIUMPH BONNEVILLE 650. 216 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:14,125 OH! 217 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,427 THIS LOOKS LIKE A '71. YEAH. 218 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,162 SCOTT: WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S SEEN BETTER DAYS. 219 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,932 MY COUSIN WANTS ME TO TAKE IT TO THE REPAIR SHOP IN CALGARY. 220 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,368 HE LAID IT OVER AND NOW IT WON'T START. 221 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,837 WELL, WHY TAKE IT ALL THE WAY INTO THE CITY? 222 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,339 I CAN GET IT DONE. 223 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:30,342 FOR SURE, I CAN DO IT CHEAPER THAN CALGARY PRICES. 224 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,944 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT ABOUT YOUR STUDYING? 225 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,212 IT'S LIKE YOU SAID, 226 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,714 BIO-CHEMISTRY? IT'S A NO-BRAINER. 227 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:40,685 SO, I'LL TALK TO THE GATE CREW, 228 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:41,953 SEE WHEN WE CAN START SCHOOLING. 229 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,022 WELL, WE CAN WAIT A FEW DAYS, RIGHT? 230 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,057 YEAH. SURE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THERE'S NO RUSH. 231 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,825 I MEAN, I'VE GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS HORSE. 232 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,994 I'M GLAD YOU TALKED ME INTO THE DEAL. 233 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,697 WELL, CAN I TALK YOU INTO BUYING ME DINNER? 234 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:53,832 UH, TONIGHT? 235 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,701 OH, RIGHT, YOU GOT THAT FAMILY THING. 236 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,469 YEAH, I HAVE A FAMILY THING. YEAH. 237 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,505 BUT WHY DON'T YOU COME? 238 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:02,140 TO DINNER AT HEARTLAND? 239 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,709 YEAH. YEAH, YOU CAN MEET LOU'S IN-LAWS, 240 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:06,177 AND YEAH, WHY NOT? 241 00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:09,114 BECAUSE THE LAST FAMILY DINNER WAS A TOTAL CATASTROPHE. 242 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,848 NO, AN EARTHQUAKE IS A CATASTROPHE. 243 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,350 I MEAN, THE CHICKEN MIGHT BE OVERDONE, 244 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:13,652 THE PEAS MIGHT BE MUSHY, 245 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,453 BUT OTHER THAN THAT WHAT COULD GO WRONG? 246 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,657 SHANE: HEY! HEY, AMY! 247 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,459 SHANE! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? 248 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:23,561 UH, ME AND MY MOM CAME IN FOR A PIECE OF PIE. 249 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:24,963 YEAH, ALL THE WAY FROM MOOSE JAW 250 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:26,864 FOR SOME SASKATOON BERRY PIE. 251 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,132 WELL, I'M SORRY, 252 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,334 BUT I JUST GRABBED THE LAST TWO. 253 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,069 WHAT'RE YOU REALLY DOING HERE? 254 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:34,072 WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAD A COUPLE OF DAYS OFF WORK, 255 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,573 SO... YEAH, SO MOM SAID WE COULD VISIT. 256 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:36,808 YOU KNOW, I GET TO SEE PAL, 257 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,943 AND WE MIGHT EVEN STAY AT THE DUDE RANCH. 258 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,945 YEAH, IF THERE'S ROOM. 259 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,148 I'M SURE THERE IS. 260 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,050 THINK YOU CAN SAVE ME A PIECE OF THAT PIE? 261 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:48,019 (LAUGHS) TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL DO BETTER THAN THAT. 262 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,854 HOW ABOUT YOU COME FOR DINNER? 263 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,589 OH, I DON'T KNOW... 264 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,426 COME ON, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MET LOU'S BABY. 265 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,628 YEAH, COME ON, MOM. 266 00:09:57,964 --> 00:10:00,698 LOU: YEAH. PETER'S DAD BASICALLY NEVER SAID A WORD TO ME 267 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,467 THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS THERE, 268 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,102 AND HIS MOTHER DIDN'T LIFT A FINGER 269 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,770 TO HELP ME WITH THE BABY. 270 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,839 IT'S LIKE SHE FIGURED SHE RAISED SIX KIDS, 271 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:10,074 SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH ONLY ONE? 272 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,676 PETER: MY MOM HAD SIX KIDS, RIGHT? 273 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:13,244 SO YOU CAN BET SHE KNOWS HER WAY AROUND BABIES, 274 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,046 AND... SORRY. 275 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,615 SHE'S GOT TWO DAUGHTERS AND FOUR DAUGHTERS-IN-LAW, 276 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,184 SO I BET SHE KNOWS 277 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,218 HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM TOO, YOU KNOW? 278 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,620 JACK: YEAH. 279 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,921 LOU: SHE HAS NO PEOPLE SKILLS WHATSOEVER. 280 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:27,859 I FELT LIKE SHE WAS JUDGING ME EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY. 281 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:30,629 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. PETER'S SUCH A NICE GUY. 282 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,665 WHO KNEW HE WAS THE SPAWN FROM IN-LAWS FROM HELL? 283 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,400 I'M JUST GLAD I'LL GET A CHANCE 284 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,635 TO KNOW YOUR FOLKS A LITTLE BETTER. 285 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,402 THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE. 286 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,636 YEAH. 287 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:40,071 YEAH, PROBABLY A LITTLE MORE CONSERVATIVE 288 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,273 THAN YOU'RE USED TO, RIGHT? 289 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:44,676 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS LIKE... 290 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,277 NAMING A BABY. 291 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:49,047 OBVIOUSLY PETER AND I DECIDED ON THE FIRST NAME TOGETHER, 292 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,749 AND HE KNOWS THAT I WANT MARION AS THE MIDDLE NAME, 293 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:52,884 BUT HE... 294 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:56,654 NO, SHE WANTS HIS GRANDMOTHER'S NAME: 295 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,056 MINNIE. 296 00:10:58,124 --> 00:10:59,223 MINNIE? 297 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,626 EXACTLY. WHO NAMES THEIR KID MINNIE? 298 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,362 WELL, THERE'S MINNIE DRIVER. 299 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,564 MINNIE MOUSE. MINNIE PEARL. 300 00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:08,233 MINNIE ME. 301 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,035 MINNIE MORRIS. 302 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,871 (SIGHS) YEAH. 303 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,240 LOU THINKS IT SOUNDS LIKE A CAR. 304 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,374 WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE IT IS. 305 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,510 IT'S A CLASSIC FROM A BYGONE ERA. 306 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,945 SORTA LIKE MY FOLKS, RIGHT? 307 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,780 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 308 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,216 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE CLOSE-MINDED, JACK. 309 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:27,185 IT'S JUST... 310 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,653 WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS LIKE CHRISTENINGS, 311 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,522 THEY'RE JUST USED TO THINGS A LITTLE MORE TRADITIONAL. 312 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:33,658 YOU KNOW, LIKE IN A CHURCH, WITH A MINISTER. 313 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:37,095 MOTHER MORRIS'S SOLE CONTRIBUTION. 314 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:40,531 PETER WORE IT AT HIS CHRISTENING. 315 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,967 WELL, AT LEAST IT'S GENDER NEUTRAL. 316 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,470 SORT OF. 317 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,876 LOU: OH... CAN YOU JUST, UH... 318 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,277 GRAMPA, GET DRESSED. 319 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,946 I WILL! 320 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:55,980 OH, HI! 321 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,383 SOMETHING BURNING? 322 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,119 PETER: (LAUGHS) NO! 323 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,021 UM, DINNER WILL BE JUST A FEW MINUTE. 324 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,089 BUT WHY DON'T WE GO SIT IN HERE, 325 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,659 GET SOMETHING TO DRINK? 326 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,027 HEY! JACK. 327 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,696 HI, TIM. 328 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,331 LOU. HI. 329 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,365 LISTEN, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, 330 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,267 BUT I INVITED... 331 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,569 JANICE. GREAT. 332 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,204 HEY, LOU. HI. 333 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,906 UH, CONGRATULATIONS. 334 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,875 ON THE BIRTH OF YOUR BABY. 335 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,042 OH, RIGHT. YEAH. 336 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,377 THAT WAS, YOU KNOW, SIX MONTHS AGO, 337 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,713 BUT, HEY, WHO'S COUNTING, RIGHT? 338 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,648 SO, UH... 339 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:31,916 WHAT CAN WE DO TO HELP? 340 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,551 LOU: NOTHING, DAD. NOTHING. 341 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,053 I'LL JUST SET AN EXTRA PLACE. 342 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,055 AMY: GOT THE PIES. TIM: HEY! AMY! 343 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:41,025 AND, UH, LOOK WHO I PICKED UP AT MAGGIE'S. 344 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,527 LOU: GREAT! TIM: HEY! 345 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,029 I HOPE WE'RE NOT IMPOSING. 346 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,998 NO. NO. NOT AT ALL. 347 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,600 THIS IS PERFECT TIMING. 348 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:52,003 I'LL JUST SET AN EXTRA... THREE PLACES? 349 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,441 YEAH, GO ON IN. 350 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,979 SHANE: YOUR DAD'S GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO ROPE. 351 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,381 AMY: YEAH? 352 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,484 I THINK YOU'D PICK THAT UP PRETTY FAST. 353 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,753 SHANE: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 354 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,729 THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT WHAT JACK SAID. 355 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,099 WHAT? WHAT? YOU... 356 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,333 JACK? YOU TALKED TO JACK? 357 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:26,037 YEAH. AND HE MADE A LOT OF SENSE. 358 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,905 WHY WOULD YOU TALK TO JACK? 359 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,908 OH, TIM, LET IT GO. 360 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,276 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 361 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,511 WHAT DOES MATTER IS THAT 362 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:37,448 I NEED TO DO WHAT'S BEST FOR MY SON. 363 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:40,251 AND IF THAT MEANS TELLING HIM THE TRUTH ABOUT US, 364 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,452 ABOUT YOU, 365 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:45,089 THEN THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 366 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,791 OKAY, SO, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? 367 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,592 WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP? 368 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,027 I DON'T KNOW. 369 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,697 I CAN'T JUST DROP A BOMB ON HIM. 370 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:53,731 NO. 371 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:59,070 WELL, WE COULD TELL HIM TOGETHER. 372 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,941 YEAH, WE COULD DO THAT. 373 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,276 OKAY, WELL THEN, THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO, 374 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,846 TELL HIM TOGETHER. OKAY. 375 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,916 OKAY, I'VE GOT THIS THEORY. 376 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,818 FIRST, I FIND OUT THAT YOUR DAD CAME ALL THE WAY 377 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,686 TO MOOSE JAW TO SEE MY MOM. 378 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,355 MY DAD WAS IN MOOSE JAW? 379 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,691 AND NOBODY JUST GOES TO MOOSE JAW. 380 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:20,958 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, 381 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,026 MY MOM DECIDES IT'S TIME TO PICK UP 382 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,195 AND COME BACK HERE. 383 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,664 OKAY. SO, WHAT'S YOUR THEORY? 384 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,833 YOUR DAD'S GONNA ASK MY MOM TO MARRY HIM. 385 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:32,203 I'M ALMOST A 100 PERCENT SURE SHE'S DECIDED TO SAY YES! 386 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,671 ISN'T THAT AWESOME? 387 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,507 IT'S, LIKE, WE'RE GONNA BE A REAL FAMILY. 388 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,675 AMY: SHANE... 389 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,511 MY DAD HAS A GIRLFRIEND. 390 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,847 YEAH, MAYBE, BUT NOT FOR LONG. 391 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,517 ARCHIE: SO, JACK, HOW GOES IT WITH THE MORTAR? 392 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:47,885 JACK: OH, GOOD. 393 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,254 WELL, I FOUND A FEW LOOSE BRICKS IN THE FLUE, 394 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,890 BUT NO BIG DEAL. 395 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,091 ARCHIE: IF I WERE YOU, I'D REPOINT THE WHOLE THING. 396 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,593 NOW DON'T GO TELLING JACK HOW TO DO THINGS 397 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,028 IN HIS OWN HOME. 398 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,196 COME ON, MOM. IT'S JUST DAD'S WAY OF SAYING 399 00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,497 HE WANTS TO GET HIS HANDS DIRTY, RIGHT? 400 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,866 WELL, A MAN GETS A COUPLE OF DAYS VACATION, 401 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,435 YOU'D THINK HE'D RATHER GO FISHING INSTEAD. 402 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,037 ARCHIE: WELL, YOU COULD TWIST HIS ARM. 403 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,605 (POLITE LAUGHTER AROUND THE TABLE) 404 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:08,973 GRACE: SPEAKING OF VACATION, 405 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,541 HOW'S YOUR VACATION GOING, SHANE? 406 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,145 SHANE: WELL, WE'RE NOT REALLY HERE ON VACATION, 407 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,747 ARE WE, MOM? 408 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,617 I THINK HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU UP ON THOSE ROPING LESSONS, DAD. 409 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,086 OH YEAH, SAW THAT COMING. 410 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,688 SHANE: I DON'T THINK YOU CAME ALL THE WAY TO MOOSE JAW 411 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,090 TO GIVE ME ROPING LESSONS. 412 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,093 YOU CAME TO SEE MY MOM. 413 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,763 YOU... YOU TOLD HIM? 414 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:32,964 I DIDN'T. 415 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:33,932 I THOUGHT YOU AND I WOULD... 416 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,566 I DIDN'T TELL HIM. 417 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,034 SHANE: SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO. I FIGURED IT OUT MYSELF, 418 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,470 AND AMY KNOWS TOO. 419 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,305 WELL, I KNOW WHAT YOU TOLD ME, SHANE, 420 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,308 BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 421 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,513 OKAY, BUT IF IT ISN'T TRUE, THEN WHY ARE WE HERE? 422 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,715 HEY, SHANE, YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH. 423 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,317 NO, NO, OBVIOUSLY, HE KNOWS. 424 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,385 KNOWS WHAT, DAD? 425 00:15:56,622 --> 00:16:00,391 BUT RIGHT NOW IS REALLY NOT THE TIME OR THE PLACE. 426 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,626 I THINK THAT YOU AND I AND OUR SON 427 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,295 SHOULD TAKE A WALK. 428 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,133 LOU: WHAT?! YOUR SON? 429 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:13,338 TIM: WHO SAID... LOU: OH MY GOD, DAD! 430 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:21,946 WAIT. 431 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,080 SH-SHANE... 432 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,882 SHANE! 433 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,417 THANK YOU FOR THIS. 434 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,552 NO, NO, I WILL HANDLE THIS. 435 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,154 NO. NO! I'M GONNA TALK TO MY SON. 436 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,255 NOT YOU. 437 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,092 LOU: THIS IS... THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 438 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,160 I... 439 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,990 (KNOCK AT THE DOOR) 440 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,460 HEY. HEY. 441 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,996 CHECK THIS OUT. TY... 442 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,564 THIS IS AN ORIGINAL SPARKPLUG 443 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:15,600 FROM THE 1971 TRIUMPH BONNEVILLE. 444 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,735 TY... 445 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:20,104 WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? 446 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,240 SHANE'S MY BROTHER. 447 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:24,975 WHAT? 448 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,844 HE'S MY DAD'S SON. 449 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,147 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 450 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,284 NO. IT'S TRUE. 451 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,887 WOW! YOU HAVE A BROTHER. 452 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:41,426 YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON. 453 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,693 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN SHANE'S FACE 454 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:43,694 WHEN HE FOUND OUT. 455 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,830 HE WAS TOTALLY SHOCKED. 456 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,466 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 457 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:52,069 YOU MUST'VE BEEN PRETTY SHOCKED TOO, RIGHT? 458 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,305 I DON'T KNOW. I'M... 459 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,309 I'M PRETTY OKAY WITH IT. 460 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:01,112 LOU: OH MY GOD! I HAVE A BROTHER. 461 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,647 I HAVE A BROTHER. 462 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,250 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK MY DAD HAS KNOWN ABOUT THIS? 463 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,652 DO YOU THINK HE KNEW 464 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,953 THE FIRST TIME THEY CAME TO THE DUDE RANCH? 465 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,621 I DON'T KNOW, HONEY, YOU'D HAVE TO ASK HIM. 466 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,123 LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM? 467 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,357 HE HAS A SECRET LOVE CHILD 468 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,260 AND HE WAITS UNTIL NOW TO REVEAL ALL. 469 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,561 OH MY GOD... 470 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,929 YOUR PARENTS. 471 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,264 WHAT THEY MUST BE THINKING. 472 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,233 OH, THEY'LL BE FINE. 473 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,301 COME HERE. 474 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,369 COME HERE. 475 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:29,740 IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 476 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,941 IT'S JUST... 477 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:34,211 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT OUR BABY. 478 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,312 I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON. 479 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:36,480 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT! 480 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,216 YOU'RE NOT A TERRIBLE PERSON, LOU. 481 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,217 AND AS FAR AS MY PARENTS GO, 482 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,286 JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM, OKAY? 483 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:45,690 THEY UNDERSTAND THAT THINGS HAPPEN IN FAMILIES. 484 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,993 YEAH, IN OTHER FAMILIES. (SIGHS) 485 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,296 (FIRE CRACKLES) 486 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,938 SHANE, I... 487 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,541 I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME, 488 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,511 AND YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE. 489 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:12,683 LOOK, I'M THE ONE WHO DECIDED NOT TO TELL HIM ABOUT YOU. 490 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,553 I WANTED... 491 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:21,359 I WAS DETERMINED TO RAISE YOU ON MY OWN. 492 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,497 YOU WERE MY BABY. 493 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,368 YOU STILL ARE. 494 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,541 YOU ARE SO, SO PRECIOUS TO ME. 495 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,882 PLEASE, 496 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,218 PLEASE SAY SOMETHING. 497 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,491 YOU LIED TO ME. 498 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,967 (DUCKS QUACK, BIRDS SING) 499 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,368 LOU: DAD, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? 500 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,936 I'M NOT PROUD OF THAT TIME IN MY LIFE, OKAY? 501 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,238 IF I HAD HAD A CLUE- 502 00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,373 OH PLEASE, YOU'VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS FOR MONTHS 503 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,041 AND YOU NEVER SAID A WORD TO US. 504 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,343 YEAH, SHANE KEPT TELLING ME THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON. 505 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,477 HAVE YOU TALKED TO HIM? 506 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,079 NO, NOT YET I HAVEN'T. NO. 507 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,647 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD. 508 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,815 HE THOUGHT THAT YOU AND HIS MOM WERE GETTING MARRIED. 509 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,116 OH PLEASE! 510 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,384 I-I WILL... I'M GOING TO TALK TO HIM 511 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,353 AS SOON AS HIS MOTHER LETS ME NEAR HIM. 512 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,520 COME ON, DAD. 513 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,790 WHAT? I'M NOT MAKING EXCUSES. 514 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:28,525 FOR THAT TIME IN MY LIFE, I MADE SOME BAD CHOICES. 515 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,127 IT WAS A LOT TO PROCESS. 516 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:32,430 YOU KNOW, YOUR GRANDFATHER COULD TELL YOU. 517 00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,131 WAIT, YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS, GRAMPA? 518 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,432 TIM: JACK. 519 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:36,533 LOU: AND YOU NEVER TOLD ANYONE? 520 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:37,901 TIM: JACK? 521 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,470 IT WASN'T MY PLACE TO TELL. 522 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:40,404 AND YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS TOO! 523 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,739 WELL, NOT REALLY. 524 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,007 I MEAN, I SUSPECTED SOMETHING. 525 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,708 YOU SUSPECTED, BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING? 526 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,244 I MEAN, SOMEBODY COULD'VE HAD THE DECENCY 527 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,344 TO FILL ME IN HERE. 528 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,579 LOU, YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN. 529 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:51,048 WELL, THERE'S TELEPHONES, E-MAIL, TEXT MESSAGING. 530 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,183 I MEAN, HAVE YOU GUYS NEVER HEARD OF SOCIAL NETWORKING? 531 00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,618 I MEAN, WHY WAS I THE LAST ONE TO KNOW? 532 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,287 OKAY, WHOA. I GET THAT THIS THING WITH SHANE 533 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,554 COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED AT A WORSE TIME, 534 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:58,822 BUT IT HAPPENED, 535 00:20:58,825 --> 00:20:59,757 AND YOU'VE GOTTA GET OVER YOURSELF! 536 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,058 GET OVER MYSELF? 537 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:02,359 LOU, YOU ARE BEING SO SELF-CENTERED. 538 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,194 JACK: COME ON, GIRLS! LOU: OKAY, I'M SORRY, 539 00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:05,896 BUT THERE'S A LOT GOING ON IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW 540 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,631 SO EXCUSE ME IF IT'S TAKING ME A WHILE 541 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,166 TO GET USED TO THE IDEA. 542 00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:10,668 WHAT IDEA? 543 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,837 (OBJECT CLATTERS, LOU GASPS) 544 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,439 (DEBRIS CRUMBLES AND CLATTERS) 545 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,609 (SIGHS) 546 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:19,677 (BRICK CLANKS) 547 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,281 LOU: WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 548 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,850 I MEAN, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 549 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,985 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO MY OWN FAMILY IS ANYMORE. 550 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,787 LET'S JUST GET IN THE CAR AND GO BACK TO ESTEVAN 551 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,322 FOR A PROPER CHRISTENING. 552 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,790 NO. H-HONEY... LOU, SERIOUSLY... 553 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,325 LOU: NO, I AM SERIOUS. 554 00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:35,693 MAYBE YOUR FAMILY CAN GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER, 555 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,394 BECAUSE MINE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T. 556 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:38,529 LOU... 557 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,997 I DON'T CARE IF THE BABY HAS TO WEAR 558 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,198 AN ANCIENT CHRISTENING DRESS 559 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:42,333 AND WALK AROUND THE REST OF HER LIFE 560 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,034 WITH AN ARCHAIC NAME LIKE MINNIE. 561 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,369 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? BY THE WAY, 562 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:46,937 THERE ARE AT LEAST 12 MORRIS GRANDCHILDREN. 563 00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,339 BUT ONLY MY DAUGHTER GETS STUCK 564 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,908 WITH A RIDICULOUS NAME. HONEY, HONEY... 565 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:51,976 HI, GUYS. 566 00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:54,545 YEAH. 567 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:57,982 HI. 568 00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:09,894 (KNOCK AT THE DOOR) 569 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,503 JANICE. HI. 570 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,805 I THINK WE NEED TO TALK. 571 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:24,508 LOOK, I HOPE YOU DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, 572 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,443 BUT TIM AND ME... 573 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:29,880 IT HASN'T EXACTLY BEEN THE SMOOTHEST RIDE. 574 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,782 YEAH, I DON'T DOUBT IT. 575 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:35,486 LOOK, I HAVE REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM, 576 00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:39,790 BUT IF THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN YOU AND TIM, 577 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,693 I DON'T REALLY WANNA STAND IN THE WAY. 578 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,129 I DON'T WANT TO BE IN COMPETITION WITH YOU 579 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,797 BECAUSE I WOULD LOSE. 580 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:47,798 I MEAN, YOU GUYS HAVE A KID TOGETHER 581 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,400 AND I JUST... 582 00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:51,635 I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF HISTORY THERE, 583 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:55,072 SO... 584 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,207 ANCIENT HISTORY, 585 00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:59,810 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. 586 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:03,147 THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN TIM AND I. 587 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,516 IT'S ALL ABOUT SHANE. 588 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,755 (PAL SNUFFLES, TRUCK ENGINE RUMBLES) 589 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,565 WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? 590 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,333 UH... I, UM... 591 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,736 I JUST HAD A FEW THINGS I HAD TO CLEAR UP WITH MIRANDA. 592 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,772 WHAT? 593 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:32,443 WAIT A SECOND. WHOA, WAIT. HOLD IT! 594 00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:35,179 COME ON! YOU DON'T THINK THAT... 595 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,447 I HAD TO HEAR IT FROM HER, TIM. 596 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:37,981 BECAUSE IF THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON, 597 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,883 I DON'T WANNA BE THE LAST PERSON TO KNOW. 598 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:42,586 THERE'S NOTHING'S GOING ON WITH ME AND ANYONE. 599 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,655 EXCEPT MAYBE WITH YOU. 600 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:48,125 I WANNA BELIEVE YOU, TIM. I JUST... (SIGHS) 601 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:49,560 NO, BELIEVE ME. 602 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:51,562 BELIEVE ME. 603 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:11,148 BELIEVE ME NOW? 604 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:13,984 OKAY. 605 00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:16,053 THAT WAS A PRETTY PERSUASIVE ARGUMENT. 606 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,955 I GOTTA TALK TO SHANE. 607 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,490 HIS MOM SAYS HE'S FEEDING THE HORSES. 608 00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:21,725 SHANE: (URGES HORSE ONWARD) 609 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,627 TIM: SHANE! WAIT. WAIT, SHANE! 610 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:25,529 SHANE: GET UP, GET UP! 611 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,141 GRACE: I LOOKED THROUGH YOUR PANTRY 612 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,377 BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE HOT MUSTARD. 613 00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:43,780 ARCHIE ONLY LIKES HOT MUSTARD ON HIS SANDWICH. 614 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,583 OH. UH... OKAY. 615 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:48,285 I'LL GO INTO TOWN AND PICK SOME UP. 616 00:24:48,353 --> 00:24:51,489 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. HE'LL, HE'LL SURVIVE. 617 00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:52,590 OKAY. 618 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,994 GRACE, YOU KNOW, UM... 619 00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:58,462 I GUESS NOTHING ABOUT THIS WEEKEND 620 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:01,598 HAS REALLY TURNED OUT THE WAY WE ALL PLANNED. 621 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,268 MY ONLY PLAN WAS TO GET TO KNOW YOUR FAMILY BETTER, 622 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,604 AND BELIEVE ME, I HAVEN'T BEEN DISAPPOINTED. 623 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,672 YEAH, NEVER A DULL MOMENT. 624 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,073 BUT, UM... 625 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,275 YOU KNOW, WITH THE WAY IT'S ALL TURNED OUT, 626 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,809 I JUST DON'T THINK THIS NAMING CEREMONY 627 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:15,613 IS IN THE CARDS, SO... 628 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,414 LOOK, LOU, 629 00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:18,983 YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL THE BABY MINNIE, 630 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,083 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. 631 00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:22,319 OH, GRACE, I WAS JUST... 632 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:23,887 GRACE: NEVERMIND. 633 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:26,323 IT WAS JUST SOMETHING I MENTIONED IN PASSING TO PETER. 634 00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:29,760 NOW, CAN WE NOT OVER-THINK EVERY LITTLE DETAIL? 635 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:32,095 TIM: HEY, LOU. 636 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:33,964 LOU: HI. 637 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,132 TIM: HI... 638 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,833 LOU: GRACE. TIM: HI, GRACE. 639 00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:38,068 HELLO. 640 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:40,070 SO, HAVE YOU SEEN SHANE? I... WE'RE... 641 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,006 WHAT? NO. NOT LATELY. 642 00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,974 TIM: WELL, THANKS. 643 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:45,075 MIRANDA: THIS IS YOUR FAULT. 644 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,643 TIM: LET'S JUST GO, OKAY? 645 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:47,844 IT'S NOT LIKE THE FIRST TIME HE'S EVER RUN AWAY. 646 00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:48,946 YOU'VE GOTTA BE USED TO IT BY NOW. 647 00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:51,081 (EXASPERATED EXHALE) 648 00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:52,683 BECAUSE OF THE HEAT CYCLES, 649 00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:55,052 YOU HAVE TO EXPECT A LITTLE LOOSE MORTAR 650 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,620 BETWEEN THE BRICKS. 651 00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:58,422 JACK: YEAH, I GET THAT. 652 00:25:58,424 --> 00:26:00,724 ARCHIE: YOU HAVE TO REPOINT WITH MORTAR 653 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:03,427 OF THE SAME THERMAL EXPANSION COEFFICIENCY 654 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:05,062 AS THE BRICK YOU REPAIRED. 655 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:06,864 SEE, NOW I DON'T GET THAT. 656 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:08,465 WELL THEN, LET ME HELP YOU. 657 00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:09,867 BECAUSE IF WE DON'T DO IT, IT WON'T GET DONE. 658 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,669 AT LEAST NOT BEFORE THE CHRISTENING... 659 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:15,639 OR AS YOU FOLKS CALL IT, THE, UH, "NAMING CEREMONY." 660 00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:19,076 OKAY THEN, ARCHIE, LET'S GET AT IT. 661 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:29,687 (HORSE SNUFFLES) 662 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:34,058 AMY: WELL, LOOK WHO I FOUND OUT ON THE TRAIL. 663 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,565 SHANE: IT'S A COOL BIKE. 664 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,033 ARE YOU GONNA RIDE IT? 665 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:47,571 TY: WELL, I GOTTA GET IT TO START FIRST. 666 00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:49,640 SHANE: HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 667 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,909 WELL, YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE THERE'S GAS IN THE TANK, 668 00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:53,310 AND THEN A CHARGE IN THE BATTERY, 669 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,379 AND THEN JUST KIND OF TROUBLESHOOT YOUR WAY 670 00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:56,713 FROM THERE. 671 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:57,948 YOU WANNA TOSS ME THAT RAG? 672 00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:59,483 YEAH, SURE. 673 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:00,551 TY: THANKS. 674 00:27:03,522 --> 00:27:04,888 IT'S MY DAD. 675 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:05,956 GREAT. 676 00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:08,458 AMY: HELLO! 677 00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:11,095 YEAH, I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT HIM. 678 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,563 YEAH, OKAY. 679 00:27:13,566 --> 00:27:14,965 YEAH. 680 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,202 HE'S WITH YOUR MOM. I GUESS SHE'S PRETTY UPSET. 681 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:20,771 YEAH, SHE'S UPSET. 682 00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:22,806 AMY: WELL, YOU DID RUN OFF, SHANE. 683 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,474 YEAH, WELL, I HAD MY REASONS. 684 00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:26,143 AMY: SUCH AS? 685 00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:27,210 YOU WERE RIGHT. 686 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:29,546 YOUR DAD DOES HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 687 00:27:29,614 --> 00:27:33,017 I WAS STUPID TO THINK HE WAS GONNA MARRY MY MOM. 688 00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:34,418 AMY: HEY. 689 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,819 MY DAD MAY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, 690 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:38,622 BUT HE'S STILL YOUR FATHER. 691 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:44,061 I GUESS I JUST WANTED US TO BE A FAMILY. 692 00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:45,696 TY: JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS AREN'T TOGETHER, SHANE, 693 00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:47,498 DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT A FAMILY. 694 00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:48,832 IT'S TRUE. 695 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,234 I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT A MOM AND A DAD, 696 00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:51,435 AND YOU'RE THEIR SON. 697 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,138 YEAH, BUT NOT A REAL SON. 698 00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,777 I WISH I'D NEVER MET HIM. 699 00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:03,680 WELL, WE SHOULD HEAD BACK. 700 00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:04,748 COME ON. 701 00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:07,484 SEE YA, SHANE. 702 00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:09,219 SHANE: SEE YA. 703 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,258 THERE SHE IS. LOU: SHHH! 704 00:28:17,395 --> 00:28:19,997 SO, IT'S OFFICIAL. YOUR MOM CAN'T STAND ME. 705 00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:21,431 NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 706 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,399 OH, IT IS TRUE. 707 00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:24,134 PETER: NO, IT ISN'T. 708 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:26,737 IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 709 00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:29,339 WE'RE GONNA NAME THE BABY JUST LIKE WE SAID WE WOULD. 710 00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:30,340 IT'S ALL GONNA WORK OUT. 711 00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:31,742 ARE WE THOUGH? 712 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:33,610 BECAUSE WE SAID WANTED A SMALL FAMILY THING, 713 00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:34,845 AND NOW LOOK AT IT. 714 00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:36,613 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW MIRANDA. 715 00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:38,949 I BARELY KNOW SHANE. 716 00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:40,417 YEAH, HE PROBABLY FEELS JUST THE WAY I FELT 717 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:41,952 WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING. 718 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,887 WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 719 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,289 NOTHING, HONEY. IT'S JUST THAT... 720 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:47,524 I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE AN OUTSIDER 721 00:28:47,592 --> 00:28:48,759 IN YOUR FAMILY, OKAY? 722 00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:50,227 OKAY, IT IS HARDLY THE SAME THING. 723 00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:51,361 OH REALLY? 724 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:53,663 YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER 725 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,032 AND YOU HAD TO KEEP ME UNDER WRAPS ALL THE TIME? 726 00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:57,901 HUH? REMEMBER? 727 00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:00,170 YOU PHYSICALLY HID ME FROM JACK, LOU. 728 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:03,507 OKAY. I WAS THE ENEMY - THE EVIL OIL GUY. 729 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,908 YEAH, AND THAT DIDN'T LAST. 730 00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:05,976 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT DIDN'T. 731 00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:07,444 AND YOU KNOW WHY? 732 00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:10,113 BECAUSE YOU MADE SURE OF IT. 733 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,749 YOU JUST DRAGGED ME ALONG FOR THE RIDE 734 00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:14,117 NOW LOOK AT US. 735 00:29:14,186 --> 00:29:15,185 LOOK AT HOW FAR WE'VE COME. 736 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:19,490 SHOOT, EVEN MY DAMN DOG'S A PART OF THE FAMILY NOW! 737 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:21,492 HUH? (LAUGHS) 738 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,266 MIRANDA: ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. LET'S TALK TO HIM. 739 00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:30,801 WAIT. 740 00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:32,202 I WANNA TALK TO OUR SON. 741 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,403 I DON'T KNOW. 742 00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:34,838 ON MY OWN. 743 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,691 (PEBBLE SPLASHES IN POND) 744 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:00,430 YOUR MOTHER WAS PRETTY DISAPPOINTED 745 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:03,734 I JUMPED THE GUN AT DINNER LAST NIGHT. 746 00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:07,738 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU TOGETHER. 747 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,774 (PEBBLE SPLASHES) 748 00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:12,142 PROBABLY NOT THE FIRST TIME 749 00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:14,444 I HAVEN'T MADE GOOD ON A PROMISE TO HER. 750 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,649 I FEEL LUCKY THAT SHE GAVE ME A SECOND CHANCE 751 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:21,418 TO GET TO KNOW YOU. 752 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:23,753 (PEBBLE SPLASHES) 753 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,890 ACTUALLY, SHE GAVE ME A THIRD CHANCE. 754 00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:32,762 I WAS KINDA HOPING THAT YOU MIGHT GIVE ME 755 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,030 ANOTHER CHANCE TOO, SON. 756 00:30:34,099 --> 00:30:36,733 SON? 757 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:38,501 GIMME A BREAK. 758 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,003 TIM: HEY, WAIT A SECOND. WE'RE STILL TALKING. 759 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:41,471 DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME. 760 00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:45,042 SHANE: YEAH, WELL, YOU WALKED AWAY FROM ME. 761 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,214 AMY: SHE'S REALLY SO ADORABLE. 762 00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:52,883 LOU: YEAH, SHE IS. 763 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,424 LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT I SAID. 764 00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:02,959 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 765 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:06,096 I'M WORKING ON GETTING OVER MYSELF. 766 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,298 I JUST... 767 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,701 I KNOW THIS IS A LOT TO TAKE IN 768 00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,335 AND... 769 00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,705 I KNOW HOW MUCH THIS CEREMONY MEANS TO YOU. 770 00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:15,872 TYPICAL DAD. 771 00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:19,076 PICKED THE PERFECT TIME, AS USUAL. 772 00:31:20,078 --> 00:31:22,713 LOU, SHANE... SHANE IS A GREAT KID. 773 00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,748 I THINK YOU'D REALLY LIKE HIM IF YOU GAVE HIM A CHANCE. 774 00:31:24,816 --> 00:31:26,650 IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. 775 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,018 HE SEEMS LIKE A REALLY GREAT KID. 776 00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:29,519 IT'S... 777 00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:32,189 JUST HASN'T REALLY SUNK IN YET, YOU KNOW? 778 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:34,291 WE HAVE A BROTHER. 779 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,027 I KNOW. 780 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:40,830 YOU KNOW, IT'S PRETTY AMAZING WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 781 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,365 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE LITTLE 782 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,334 AND WE ALWAYS WISHED THAT WE HAD A LITTLE BROTHER 783 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:45,736 THAT WE COULD BOSS AROUND 784 00:31:45,804 --> 00:31:48,138 AND DO THE DISHES AFTER DINNER. 785 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:50,040 BLAME HIM FOR EVERYTHING THAT WENT WRONG. 786 00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:51,775 EXACTLY, YEAH. 787 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,443 YOU HAVE A BROTHER? 788 00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:58,415 SHANE IS YOUR BROTHER? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 789 00:31:58,483 --> 00:31:59,516 LOU: (SIGHS) 790 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,523 MALLORY, YOU CAN PULL THE PLUG ON THE SANDWICHES. 791 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,291 YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH THERE TO FEED AN ARMY. 792 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,759 WELL, BOYS ARE BIG EATERS. 793 00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:11,861 A GROWING BOY IN A GROWING FAMILY, 794 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:12,963 BELIEVE ME, 795 00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:14,464 THE GROCERY BILL IS GONNA SKYROCKET. 796 00:32:14,532 --> 00:32:15,832 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 797 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,334 YOU KNOW HE LIVES IN A DIFFERENT PROVINCE 798 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:18,335 WITH HIS MOM. 799 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:19,836 YOU JUST YOU WAIT. 800 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:21,171 I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS HIS AGE. 801 00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:23,239 I PRACTICALLY LIVED HERE. 802 00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:25,842 YEAH. IT'S LIKE YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF THE FAMILY. 803 00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:28,645 YEAH, BUT HE IS FAMILY, AND BLOOD IS THICK - 804 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,413 THICKER THAN FRIENDS OR NEIGHBOURS, 805 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,516 OR NOT TO MENTION A LOYAL EMPLOYEE 806 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:33,550 FOR YEARS AND YEARS. 807 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,051 MALLORY... 808 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,853 DON'T WORRY, THIS'LL BE THE LAST SANDWICH 809 00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:39,422 I'LL BE MAKING AT THIS HOUSE. 810 00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:41,358 I SEE. OKAY. 811 00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:45,028 GRACE: ARE YOU MY LITTLE SWEETHEART GIRL? 812 00:32:45,096 --> 00:32:46,596 YES YOU ARE. 813 00:32:46,664 --> 00:32:49,799 YES YOU ARE. I SEE YOU'RE MY GIRL. 814 00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:50,600 YES I DO. 815 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,305 THERE. THAT'S MY GIRL. 816 00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:57,341 GRACE? 817 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,544 OH. I, I WAS JUST, UM... 818 00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:04,614 I DIDN'T WANT HER TO GET A CHILL. 819 00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,551 IT'S THE CUTEST BABY I'VE EVER SEEN. 820 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,052 I JUST LOVE HER TO BITS. 821 00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:10,821 ME TOO. 822 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:14,491 GRACE: LOOK AT THAT. SHE'S GOT THE MORRIS MOUTH. 823 00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:17,560 AND THAT DETERMINED LITTLE LOOK SHE GETS ON HER FACE 824 00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:19,329 REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE. 825 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:20,530 YOUR MOM? 826 00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:21,598 NO, YOU. 827 00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:28,238 GRACE, UH, I HAVE A BIG FAVOUR TO ASK. 828 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,073 THERE'S SOMETHING I REALLY NEED TO TAKE CARE OF 829 00:33:30,075 --> 00:33:31,808 AND I WAS HOPING MAYBE YOU COULD WATCH HER 830 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:32,842 FOR A LITTLE WHILE? 831 00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:34,978 OH, I'D LOVE TO! 832 00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:37,781 I'VE BEEN DYING TO GET MY HANDS ON THAT BABY. 833 00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:38,782 YOU HAVE? 834 00:33:38,784 --> 00:33:40,083 OF COURSE! 835 00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:42,519 OKAY, GRACE, IF THAT'S TRUE, 836 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,321 WHY DID YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING? 837 00:33:44,389 --> 00:33:45,722 (SIGHING) LOU, 838 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:50,327 THE LAST THING A NEW MOM NEEDS IS UNWANTED ADVICE. 839 00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:53,696 WHEN MY KIDS WERE LITTLE, ARCHIE'S MOM WAS INSUFFERABLE. 840 00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:56,266 I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. 841 00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:58,335 AND RIGHT THERE AND THEN I DECIDED 842 00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:03,807 THAT I WAS NOT GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE PUSHY MOTHER-IN-LAWS, 843 00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:06,910 AND THAT WHEN I BECAME A GRANDMOTHER, 844 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:11,648 I WOULD NEVER GIVE AN OPINION UNLESS IT WAS ASKED. 845 00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:16,620 AND I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK YOU WOULD NEVER ASK. 846 00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:21,191 OH... (SNIFFLING) 847 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,832 MIRANDA: LOOK, I'M SORRY. 848 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,133 I WANTED TO GIVE IT SOME MORE TIME, 849 00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:32,035 BUT ONCE HE GOT IT INTO HIS HEAD TO LEAVE, 850 00:34:32,071 --> 00:34:33,269 THAT WAS THAT. 851 00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:35,305 IT'S OKAY. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 852 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:43,647 SHANE, 853 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:46,883 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THAT OFFER 854 00:34:46,951 --> 00:34:49,119 FOR THOSE ROPING LESSONS STILL STANDS. 855 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:55,225 AND I WAS FIGURING THAT, WELL, IF YOU GOT GOOD ENOUGH, 856 00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:57,594 THERE'S A LITTLE BRITCHES RODEO 857 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,929 IN HIGH RIVER IN JUNE. 858 00:34:59,932 --> 00:35:01,231 I KNOW THAT MIGHT SOUND KIND OF LAME TO YOU, 859 00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:03,733 BUT, WELL, THE KIDS THAT COMPETE IN THOSE 860 00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:05,135 ARE PRETTY FIERCE, 861 00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:07,470 AND AFTER THAT, YOU HAVE HIGH SCHOOL RODEOS. 862 00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,272 YOU KNOW, EVENTUALLY THEY HAVE FATHER-SON TEAMS- 863 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:12,109 YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER! NOT LIKE THAT. 864 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,112 TIM: I AM YOUR FATHER. 865 00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:21,951 NOW, LISTEN, 866 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:24,888 I'M GONNA KEEP THIS PONY HERE FOR YOU 867 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:26,823 AND YOU CAN COME AND VISIT HIM 868 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:27,991 ANYTIME YOU WANT, 869 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,392 IN CASE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 870 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:30,760 MIRANDA: HEY, SHANE. 871 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:33,296 IF YOU STILL WANNA GO, WE HAVE TO HIT THE ROAD. 872 00:35:33,364 --> 00:35:35,298 LOU: WHAT? YOU'RE GOING? 873 00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:36,599 NO, NO, YOU GUYS CAN'T GO YET. 874 00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:38,969 THERE IS AN INSANE MESS BACK AT THE HOUSE - 875 00:35:39,037 --> 00:35:40,303 THEY COULD OFFICIALLY DECLARE THE LIVING ROOM 876 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:41,738 A DISASTER AREA - 877 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,740 AND IF MY BABY'S GONNA HAVE A PROPER NAMING CEREMONY 878 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,775 THEN I NEED EVERYBODY IN THE FAMILY - 879 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:47,878 AND I MEAN EVERYBODY - TO PITCH IN. 880 00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:49,613 YOU ANY GOOD WITH A BROOM? 881 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:51,114 UH... YEAH. 882 00:35:51,116 --> 00:35:52,649 YEAH, GOOD. ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN SWEEP. 883 00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:53,983 OR WOULD YOU RATHER MOP? 884 00:35:53,986 --> 00:35:55,385 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN DO BOTH. 885 00:35:55,453 --> 00:35:57,120 AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IF WE GET IN DONE IN TIME, 886 00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:58,188 YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR NEW NIECE. 887 00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:05,328 (EXHALES FORCEFULY) 888 00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:08,732 (SIGHS, EXHAUSTED) 889 00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:15,004 GRACE: I FOUND THIS IN THE WELCOMING BASKET, 890 00:36:15,007 --> 00:36:17,474 BUT I FIGURED YOU NEEDED IT MORE THAN WE DO. 891 00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:19,709 OH, UM, THANKS, BUT... 892 00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:21,811 GRACE: NO? OH. 893 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:23,413 HOW 'BOUT ONE OF THESE? 894 00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:24,581 WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO THAT. 895 00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:29,619 (SIGHS) 896 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,322 DID PETER EVER TELL YOU ABOUT HIS GREAT UNCLE BURT? 897 00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:34,724 THANK YOU. UM, THE ONE IN VICTORIA? 898 00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:36,726 MM-HM. LIFELONG BACHELOR. 899 00:36:36,794 --> 00:36:38,061 WELL, THAT'S HOW MY MOTHER 900 00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:41,030 USED TO DESCRIBE HER BROTHER ANYWAY. 901 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:44,034 YEAH, HE OPENED A LITTLE B&B 902 00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:46,769 WITH HIS BEST FRIEND, ALAN. 903 00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:48,605 MMM. ANOTHER LIFELONG BACHELOR? 904 00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:50,373 MM-HMM. 905 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,476 SEE, THOSE THINGS WEREN'T TALKED ABOUT IN THOSE DAYS. 906 00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:56,312 UH... AND THEN THERE'S HIS AUNT ENID. 907 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:57,580 MM. 908 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,115 HE NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT HER? 909 00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:00,583 NO. 910 00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:03,320 WELL, SHE HAD A BABY BOY WHEN SHE WAS FIFTEEN, 911 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:06,589 AND THEY BROUGHT HIM UP AS ENID'S BROTHER, 912 00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:08,158 NOT HER SON. 913 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,263 SEE, LOU, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT... 914 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:16,199 THAT EVERY FAMILY HAS A SKELETON OR TWO. 915 00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:19,302 YEAH, I THINK MY DAD HAS A WHOLE GRAVEYARD. 916 00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:20,370 BOTH: (LAUGH) 917 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:25,442 (MATCH FIZZLES) 918 00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:28,278 JACK: HERE GOES NOTHING. 919 00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:29,813 FAMILY: (CHUCKLES) 920 00:37:33,217 --> 00:37:34,684 SO FAR, SO GOOD. 921 00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:37,153 IT'S AN AUSPICIOUS BEGINNING. 922 00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:41,057 JACK: SO WELCOME, EVERYONE. 923 00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:43,994 FAMILY AND OLD FRIENDS, 924 00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:47,797 NEW FRIENDS, 925 00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:49,599 AND NEW FAMILY. 926 00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:52,235 SO WE'RE GATHERED HERE TODAY 927 00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:55,805 TO WELCOME LOU AND PETER'S DAUGHTER. 928 00:37:57,142 --> 00:37:58,842 AND JUST AS FAMILY CHANGES 929 00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:02,111 WITH THE ADDITION OF EACH NEW MEMBER, 930 00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:03,580 SO DO TRADITIONS. 931 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:07,550 MY GREAT GRANDFATHER, SAMUEL BARTLETT, 932 00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:10,753 WAS BORN DURING THE STORM OF THE CENTURY. 933 00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:12,622 HIS PARENTS COULDN'T GET TO A CHURCH, 934 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:15,858 SO THEY HELD THEIR OWN CHRISTENING 935 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,861 RIGHT IN FRONT OF THIS FIREPLACE. 936 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:23,166 THIS, THIS IS SAMUEL BARTLETT'S STONE RIGHT HERE. 937 00:38:24,168 --> 00:38:26,069 SO, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT WHAT STARTED OUT 938 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,603 AS A BARTLETT TRADITION 939 00:38:27,672 --> 00:38:31,341 HAS BECOME A BARLETT-FLEMING MORRIS TRADITION, 940 00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:36,279 AS UNIQUE AS THE BABY HERSELF. 941 00:38:36,347 --> 00:38:38,081 YEAH. 942 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:41,217 JACK: SO NOW, LET'S WELCOME THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY 943 00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:44,954 AND BLESS HER WITH A NAME OF HER OWN. 944 00:38:45,022 --> 00:38:46,356 YES. HELLO. 945 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:51,260 MALLORY. WOULD YOU HOLD HER PLEASE? 946 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,862 NO, NO, YOU'RE THE GODMOTHER. 947 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,030 COME HERE, 948 00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:55,665 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA DROP HER. 949 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,403 ALL RIGHT. 950 00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:02,639 (CLEARS THROAT) 951 00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:08,177 CATHERINE MARION MINNIE FLEMING MORRIS, 952 00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:11,914 MAY YOUR LIFE BE FILLED WITH FORTUNE AND JOY 953 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:13,983 AND YOUR HEART FILLED WITH LOVE. 954 00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:16,386 AND BEAR THAT NAME AND HONOUR IT 955 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:20,056 AND GROW TO BE A MOST WISE AND UNDERSTANDING PERSON! 956 00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:21,124 MUAH! 957 00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:25,695 THIS IS YOUR STONE RIGHT HERE. 958 00:39:27,231 --> 00:39:29,065 YAY! (FAMILY APPLAUDS) 959 00:39:33,271 --> 00:39:34,304 THANK YOU. 960 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,875 THANK YOU, EVERYONE, FOR BEING HERE. 961 00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:41,677 BUT, UM, OUR LITTLE CATHERINE ISN'T THE ONLY NEW MEMBER 962 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,945 OF THE FAMILY. 963 00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:44,647 SO COME HERE, SHANE. 964 00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:47,283 UH, NO. NO, IT'S OKAY, REALLY. 965 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:49,652 TY: IF I WERE YOU, SHANE, I'D DO AS SHE SAYS. 966 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,953 ALL: (LAUGH) 967 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:54,824 LOU: COME ON, IT'S OKAY. 968 00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:56,226 OKAY. SO, UH... 969 00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:57,660 AMY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? THIS ONE? 970 00:39:57,728 --> 00:39:59,429 I THINK IT'S PERFECT. 971 00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:01,030 THIS IS MY STONE. 972 00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:02,565 AMY: AND THIS ONE OVER HERE IS MINE. 973 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,167 LOU: THIS WILL BE YOUR STONE, RIGHT BETWEEN OURS. 974 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:05,602 THE SHANE STONE. 975 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:07,971 ALL: (APPLAUDING) 976 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:12,308 WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SHANE. 977 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:16,813 (CATHERINE COOS) 978 00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:22,719 THANKS. 979 00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:29,426 HEY. WHEN THESE SISTERS INVITE YOU INTO THIS FAMILY, 980 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:31,527 WATCH OUT, IT'S A GAME CHANGER. 981 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:32,595 ALL: (LAUGH WARMLY) 982 00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:35,832 CATHERINE WOULD LIKE SOME CAKE. 983 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,619 YOU KNOW, THAT WAS PRETTY DAMN SPECIAL 984 00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:59,422 WHAT LOU DID FOR SHANE. 985 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,290 YEAH. 986 00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:02,459 YEAH. 987 00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:03,993 YOU STILL HAVE ISSUES WITH HER? 988 00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:06,028 I'M NOT EXACTLY FEELING THE LOVE FROM YOUR FAMILY, TIM. 989 00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,597 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ALWAYS INSIST 990 00:41:07,665 --> 00:41:08,698 ON DRAGGING ME ALONG. 991 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:11,133 BECAUSE WE'RE TOGETHER. 992 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:13,736 OH, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 993 00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:15,271 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW, I JUST CAN'T HELP FEELING 994 00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:16,772 LIKE MAYBE WE RUSHED INTO A RELATIONSHIP 995 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,174 A LITTLE TOO QUICKLY. 996 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,510 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, FINE. 997 00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:21,711 YOU WANNA BREAK UP AGAIN? 998 00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:23,379 NO, I JUST... 999 00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:27,517 YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU SAID, "SLOW AND STEADY." 1000 00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:31,154 SLOW AND STEADY, THAT'S IT. 1001 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,792 (ENGINE ROARS) 1002 00:41:37,628 --> 00:41:40,396 SCOTT: MY COUSIN'S GONNA BE VERY HAPPY TO SEE THIS. 1003 00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:41,931 TY: YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY MORE COUSINS 1004 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,534 IN NEED OF A MOTORCYCLE MECHANIC, WOULD YOU? 1005 00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:47,337 'CAUSE BETWEEN PAYING RENT AND GOING TO SCHOOL, 1006 00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:49,405 I COULD USE A LITTLE EXTRA CASH. 1007 00:41:49,474 --> 00:41:50,940 SCOTT: WELL, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE WORKLOAD, 1008 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:53,209 I CAN DEFINITELY PUT THE WORD OUT. 1009 00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:54,977 TY: ALL RIGHT. 1010 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:56,513 SCOTT: GOOD JOB. TY: THANK YOU. 1011 00:41:56,548 --> 00:41:57,780 (REVS MOTOR LOUDLY) 1012 00:41:58,750 --> 00:41:59,816 PETER: WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU, DAD. 1013 00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:01,417 THANKS FOR COMING TO THE RESCUE. 1014 00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:04,220 I FIGURE THAT FIREPLACE WILL LAST ANOTHER HUNDRED YEARS. 1015 00:42:04,288 --> 00:42:05,621 OH, YOU BET. 1016 00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,156 THAT'S WHY NEXT TIME YOU'RE DOWN THIS WAY, 1017 00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:08,891 I'M TAKING YOU FISHING. 1018 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,927 ARCHIE: PETER SAYS YOU KNOW SOME GOOD SPOTS 1019 00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:12,595 UP IN THE HIGH COUNTRY. 1020 00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:16,165 GRACE: OH, I'M GONNA MISS YOUR SWEET LITTLE FACE. 1021 00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:17,267 YES, I AM. 1022 00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:20,469 OKAY... 1023 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:23,039 TIME TO GO BACK TO MOMMA. 1024 00:42:23,107 --> 00:42:25,107 YOU COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER ONE. 1025 00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:29,112 WELL, SHE'S GOT A PRETTY FABULOUS GRANDMOTHER TOO. 1026 00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:31,481 LOU: OH... IT'S OKAY. 1027 00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:33,917 SHE'S GONNA MISS YOU. 1028 00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:37,353 PETER: SAFE TRIP, GUYS. ARCHIE: BYE NOW. 1029 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:46,195 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU OKAY? 1030 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:48,898 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, BUT... 1031 00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:52,635 I'M ACTUALLY GONNA MISS GRANDMA GRACE. 1032 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,438 (SNIFFLES) 1033 00:42:56,907 --> 00:43:00,576 TIM: WE'LL TALK. MIRANDA: YEAH, WE'LL TALK. 1034 00:43:03,548 --> 00:43:04,847 SEE YA. 1035 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:06,249 SOON, I HOPE. 1036 00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:08,517 I GUESS. 1037 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,586 HEY. 1038 00:43:16,994 --> 00:43:17,994 TIM: HEY. 1039 00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:20,263 SHANE. 1040 00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:23,399 YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTIME, HM? 1041 00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:25,701 YOU THINK ABOUT THE SUMMER. 1042 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,503 IT'S WIDE OPEN. 1043 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,574 (IGNITION TURNS, ENGINE RUMBLES) 1044 00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:37,647 HE HATES ME. 1045 00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:39,548 NO HE DOESN'T. 1046 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,184 HE'S JUST GOT A LOT OF STUFF TO WORK OUT RIGHT NOW - 1047 00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:43,986 WE ALL DO - 1048 00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:46,389 BUT HE'LL GET OVER IT. 1049 00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:50,593 THAT FIREPLACE LOOKS GOOD. 1050 00:43:50,629 --> 00:43:53,429 AT LEAST AS GOOD AS BEFORE. 1051 00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:57,667 HOW 'BOUT THAT NAMING CEREMONY? 1052 00:43:58,669 --> 00:44:00,703 PROBABLY THE BEST ONE EVER. 1053 00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:02,171 WE DID ALL RIGHT. 1054 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,473 (GLASSES CLINK) 1055 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,478 ♪ Is it worth every minute of it? ♪ 1056 00:44:08,546 --> 00:44:09,945 THANKS. 1057 00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:12,115 ♪ Are you worth every minute of love? ♪ 1058 00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:15,451 WHAT IF I NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN? 1059 00:44:16,454 --> 00:44:17,753 WHO? SHANE? 1060 00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:19,689 ♪ Is it worth every minute of it? ♪ 1061 00:44:19,691 --> 00:44:22,025 YOU'LL SEE HIM AGAIN. 1062 00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:27,463 YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE YOU JUST KEEP COMING BACK TO. 1063 00:44:27,531 --> 00:44:29,165 I SHOULD KNOW. 1064 00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:32,768 ♪ Baby, I don't care ♪ 1065 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:36,472 ♪ I just wanna be in touch ♪