1 00:00:01,969 --> 00:00:04,403 AMY: PREVIOUSLY ON "HEARTLAND": 2 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:06,438 JACK: SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE SPLIT. 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,273 WELL, NEWS SURE DOES TRAVEL FAST AROUND HERE. 4 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,009 BUT UH... IT'S JUST A BREAK. 5 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:12,578 ALMOST MAKES ME WANNA WORK AT MAGGIE'S AGAIN. 6 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:13,779 NO WAY. I NEED YOU HERE 7 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:15,447 TO HELP ME WITH THE BABY. 8 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,749 NICE TO FEEL APPRECIATED. WHO KNEW? 9 00:00:17,752 --> 00:00:18,850 I WAS KINDA HOPING THAT YOU MIGHT GIVE ME 10 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:20,485 ANOTHER CHANCE, TOO, SON. 11 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:21,854 SON? 12 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:23,188 WAIT. WAIT A SECOND, WE'RE STILL TALKING. 13 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,656 DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME! 14 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:26,425 SHANE: YEAH, WELL, YOU WALKED AWAY FROM ME. 15 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:27,493 SHANE. 16 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:30,462 YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTIME. 17 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,664 AND THINK ABOUT THE SUMMER - 18 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:34,466 IT'S WIDE OPEN. 19 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:38,670 HE HATES ME. 20 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:48,447 TIM: WELL, BET YOU'RE HAPPY TO BE FINISHED SCHOOL. 21 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:53,151 LEAVE ANY GIRLFRIENDS BEHIND? 22 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,486 NOPE. 23 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,888 WELL, I AM REALLY, 24 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:58,390 REALLY GLAD YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND 25 00:00:58,458 --> 00:00:59,825 AND DECIDED TO SPEND THE SUMMER, 26 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,227 BECAUSE WE ARE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN. 27 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,731 THEY CLOSED THAT ROAD. 28 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,833 THERE WAS A ROCK SLIDE. 29 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:10,769 WIPED IT RIGHT OUT A FEW WEEKS AGO. 30 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:11,970 SHANE: OH YEAH? 31 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:13,238 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 32 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:14,907 THERE'S AN OLD MOVIE SET UP THERE. 33 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:17,175 IT'S LIKE AN OLD WESTERN TOWN. 34 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:18,977 REALLY? YEAH, REALLY. 35 00:01:19,045 --> 00:01:20,745 SOME OF THOSE OLD WESTERNS ARE PRETTY COOL. 36 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:23,782 OH, YEAH. OH YEAH, I LOVE 'EM. 37 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:27,385 I THINK "STAGECOACH," - REMEMBER "STAGECOACH"? - 38 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:29,354 "MY DARLING CLEMENTINE," 39 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,589 AND "SHANE." 40 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:32,424 YOU MIGHT'VE BEEN NAMED AFTER "SHANE." 41 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,792 I DON'T THINK SO. 42 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,994 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THOSE ONES. 43 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:37,996 I LIKE, YOU KNOW, "YOUNG GUNS," 44 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:39,531 "DESPERADO," 45 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,100 "SHANGHAI NOON." 46 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:43,735 YEAH, WELL, THOSE MOVIES WERE MADE IN THE NINETIES. 47 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:46,038 YEAH. LIKE I SAID, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE OLD. 48 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:51,710 YEAH. 49 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,880 (TRUCK RUMBLES) 50 00:01:58,051 --> 00:01:59,218 (HOOF STRIKES THE GROUND LOUDLY) 51 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:02,254 (BULL GRUNTS) 52 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,158 (SNORTED BREATH) 53 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:07,826 CHAD: WHEN I NOD... 54 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,629 GIMME A FAST GATE. 55 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,731 (BULL GRUNTS AND SNORTS) 56 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:17,135 (GATE RATTLES) 57 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:18,670 (BULL GRUNTS WILDLY) 58 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:20,772 WAYLON: HEY! 59 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:21,806 HEY! 60 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,742 (BULL GRUNTS AND SNORTS) 61 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,950 WAYLON: HEY! WHOA! 62 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:40,425 HEY, BULL! BULL! 63 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,527 CHAD: WOOO! 64 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,462 WAYLON: GOT 'EM! 65 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:45,864 CHAD: (TRIUMPHANT LAUGH) WOO! 66 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:49,434 MEN: HEY! ALL RIGHT! YOU LOOKED GREAT, KID! 67 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,170 CHAD: NOT BAD, HEY BUDDY? 68 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,938 CHAD'S RIDING GREAT! 69 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,007 YEAH, HE'S GOT DAD'S TALENT. 70 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:58,076 ALL I GOT ARE HIS FLAT FEET AND LADY HANDS. 71 00:02:58,144 --> 00:02:59,878 YOU SHOULD GET CHAD TO GIVE ME SOME POINTERS. 72 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,379 I WANNA TRY BULLS. 73 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,014 WELL, NOW, I GUESS LIGHT REALLY DOES TRAVEL 74 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,216 FASTER THAN SOUND. 75 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:05,217 YOU ALWAYS SEEM SO BRIGHT, 76 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:06,318 UNTIL YOU SPEAK. 77 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,385 I'M SERIOUS. 78 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:08,820 COME ON NOW, CALEB. 79 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:10,556 A BULL'D SHAKE YOU FASTER THAN MS. PONAKA DID 80 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:14,326 A FEW YEARS BACK. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM TODAY? 81 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,161 I'M IN A BAD MOOD, ALL RIGHT? 82 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:17,362 IT'S MY RIDE. 83 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,298 I'M HAVING SERIOUS ENGINE TROUBLE. 84 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,499 TELL YOU WHAT. 85 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:21,600 GET YOUR BROTHER TO GIVE ME LESSONS, 86 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:23,635 AND I GOT A GUY WHO CAN FIX YOUR RIDE. 87 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,437 THINK ABOUT IT. 88 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:28,574 (TRUCK RUMBLES) 89 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:36,782 SHANE: HEY, PAL! HEY, AMY! AMY: WELCOME HOME, SHANE. 90 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,116 SHANE: CAN WE GO FOR A RIDE? 91 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,718 AMY: WHAT, ALREADY? SHANE: YEAH, YEAH. 92 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:41,620 SHANE: COME ON, LET'S GET PAL AND SPARTAN TACKED UP. 93 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,588 AMY: WELL, DON'T YOU WANNA GET SETTLED AT BIG RIVER FIRST? 94 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:44,823 YOU KNOW, I KINDA WISH 95 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,759 I WAS STAYING HERE WITH YOU GUYS. 96 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:49,594 TIM: SHANE! 97 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:51,230 TIM: HEY! 98 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:52,998 GOT YOU A WELCOME HOME GIFT. (LAUGHS) 99 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:55,968 UH... THANKS. 100 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,770 YEAH, YOU CAN PRACTICE ROPING HIM. 101 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,972 COWBOYS ROPE STEERS. 102 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:03,275 WELL, YOU GOTTA START SOMEWHERE. 103 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,744 MY DAD GOT ME ONE OF THESE LITTLE GUYS 104 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,346 WHEN I WAS SEVEN. 105 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,248 DAD, HE'S NOT SEVEN. 106 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,386 COULD WE JUST GO FOR A RIDE? 107 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:17,122 YEAH. LET'S GO GRAB THE SADDLES. 108 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,064 WHAT'RE YOU LOOKIN' AT? 109 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:35,907 ♪♪♪ 110 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:43,381 ♪♪♪ 111 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:49,621 ♪ And at the break of day you sank into your dream ♪ 112 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:51,857 ♪ You dreamer ♪ 113 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:54,626 ♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪ 114 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,561 ♪ You dreamer ♪ 115 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:03,235 ♪ You dreamer ♪ 116 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,610 LOU: KATIE'S LEAKED THROUGH AGAIN. 117 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:13,978 WHY'RE YOU LOOKING AT ME? 118 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,246 BECAUSE YOU NEVER PULL OUT THE BACK PROPERLY 119 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,381 AND YOU GIVE HER A DIAPER WEDGIE. 120 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,183 SHE JUST SQUIRMS WHEN I CHANGE HER. 121 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,484 I DON'T NEED EXCUSES, 122 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:21,186 I NEED YOU TO GIVE HER A BATH NOW. 123 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,688 FINE. THANK YOU. 124 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:25,691 AND PLEASE REMEMBER TO WASH UNDER HER NECK THIS TIME. 125 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,793 (EXASPERATED SIGH) 126 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,629 I KNOW IT'S TOUGH WHEN PETER'S AWAY, 127 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:32,197 BUT SHE'S HELPING THE BEST SHE CAN. 128 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:33,565 LOU: WELL, SHE BETTER BE; 129 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:34,800 WE'RE PAYING HER DOUBLE HER USUAL FEE. 130 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:35,901 (CHUCKLES) 131 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:40,638 HEY, TIM, WHERE'S SHANE? 132 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,474 WENT FOR A RIDE WITH AMY. 133 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,376 COULDN'T WAIT TO GET AWAY FROM ME. 134 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:46,911 CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT FOR THE KID. 135 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,913 HE HATES ME. 136 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,882 SERIOUSLY, HE HATES ME. 137 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,584 JACK: YOU GOTTA STOP SAYING THAT. 138 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,186 HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TIME. 139 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,588 YEAH, WELL, TIMES UP, HE'S HERE, 140 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:58,590 AND IT'S GONNA BE A LONG SUMMER IF THIS KEEPS UP. 141 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,158 WELL, WHAT DOES HE LIKE TO DO? 142 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:02,060 WELL, HE LIKES TO... 143 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:05,097 GET AS FAR WAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE, 144 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,698 AND OLD WESTERNS, APPARENTLY. 145 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,600 JACK: OH, ANOTHER JOHN WAYNE FAN? 146 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,335 NO, MORE LIKE JACKIE CHAN. 147 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:11,503 HMM. 148 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,872 I GOT HIS ATTENTION FOR FIVE SECONDS 149 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,408 WHEN I TOLD HIM ABOUT THAT OLD MOVIE SET 150 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,343 UP AT COOK'S PASS. 151 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:19,677 LOU: WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING. YOU COULD TAKE HIM UP THERE. 152 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,079 CAN'T; THAT ROAD'S STILL CLOSED. 153 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,081 YOU CAN'T GET UP THERE. 154 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:26,651 NOT BY CAR. 155 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:29,421 OKAY. 156 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,425 HEY, TY. UH, THIS IS... 157 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:34,459 I GOTTA GO. 158 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:35,660 THIS IS WAYLON ROGERS. 159 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,629 HE'S BEEN ON THE CIRCUIT SINCE I STARTED. 160 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:39,330 GOOD TO MEET YOU. 161 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,166 CALEB AND I GOT TO TALKING OVER AT THE BULL PENS. 162 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,436 HE SAYS YOU CAN, UH, SUPER-CHARGE MY RIDE. 163 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:45,370 WELL, I CAN TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 164 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:47,272 WHAT KIND OF BIKE YOU GOT? 165 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:48,340 NOT A BIKE. 166 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,476 (ENGINE RUMBLES) 167 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,250 CALEB: (LAUGHS) 168 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,452 WHAT IS THAT? 169 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,653 IT'S A BATHTUB ON WHEELS. 170 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:02,987 WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND OR SOMETHING? 171 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,190 CALEB: HE'S A RODEO CLOWN. 172 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,960 I NEED TO JUMP THIS SUCKER OFF A THREE-FOOT RAMP, 173 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:11,095 OVER A TANK FULL OF PIRANHAS. 174 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,263 PIRANHAS? 175 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:13,631 WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S GOLD FISH, 176 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:17,001 BUT THE CROWD'S TOO FAR AWAY TO NOTICE. 177 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:21,105 YOU MOUNTED A BATHTUB ON AN ATV CHASSIS. 178 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,341 AND HOW FAST DO YOU WANT THIS TO GO? 179 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,643 FAST ENOUGH TO JUMP SIX FEET. 180 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,011 YOU WANT THIS TO JUMP SIX FEET? (CELL PHONE RINGS) 181 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,746 YEAH. ARE YOU CRAZY? 182 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,215 THAT'S WHAT MY PSYCHIATRIST SAID, 183 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,083 SO I TOLD HIM I WANTED A SECOND OPINION. 184 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,686 HE SAYS, "OKAY, YOU'RE UGLY TOO." HEH. 185 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:38,490 TOUGH CROWD. 186 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:39,724 THINK YOU CAN DO IT? 187 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,193 UH, YEAH, I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT. 188 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,295 AWESOME! HEY, DOUGIE, 189 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,565 THE BOXERS WERE S'POSED TO HAVE THE POLKA DOTS, NOT MY CAPE. 190 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:47,732 THANKS FOR THE REFERRAL, MAN, 191 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,167 BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING BIKES, 192 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,335 NOT BATHTUBS. 193 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:53,171 FIGURED YOU'D JUST LIKE THE CHALLENGE. 194 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,840 SO WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT THE BULL PENS ANYWAY? 195 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:56,841 YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF UH... 196 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,543 AGH! WHY NOT, MAN? 197 00:07:58,611 --> 00:07:59,878 TALK TO ANY BULL RIDER, 198 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,713 THEY'LL TELL YA IT'S THE BEST RUSH THERE IS. 199 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,748 WHAT ABOUT BRONCS? 200 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,650 MM. I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR A LONG TIME. 201 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,452 TIME FOR A NEW CHALLENGE, YOU KNOW? 202 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,287 TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 203 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:10,288 WAYLON: WHAT PART OF "CARRIE UNDERWOOD LOOK-ALIKE" 204 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:12,657 DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? 205 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,992 DINNER WAS AMAZING. 206 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:17,896 SURPRISED YOU CAN TASTE IT YOU ATE IT SO FAST. 207 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:20,465 I HAVE TO ASK... UH, WHAT'S UP WITH THE GOAT? 208 00:08:23,237 --> 00:08:24,536 WHAT? 209 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:25,637 HE GOT ME A GOAT. 210 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,507 TO PRACTICE HIS ROPING. 211 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:30,308 A GOAT FOR ROPING? 212 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,010 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I STARTED ON - A GOAT. 213 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,778 (LAUGHS) 214 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,380 TIM: AND I GOT BUCKLES FOR ROPING AT EVERY MAJOR RODEO, 215 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,615 SO... TRY BEATING THAT, BUDDY. 216 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,284 WELL, MAYBE I COULD, 217 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,952 BUT I'M GONNA STICK WITH JUST ONE EVENT. 218 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:43,221 WELL, I'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD TRACK RECORD IN BRONCS TOO. 219 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,557 CALEB: AH. WELL, I'M ACTUALLY SWITCHING TO BULLS. 220 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,158 WHOA. 221 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,093 YOU KNOW, BULL RIDERS ARE LIKE THE TOUGHEST GUYS OUT THERE. 222 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:53,064 MALLORY: YEAH. NOTHING SAYS TOUGH LIKE A FULL BODY CAST. 223 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,699 SHANE: HEY, DID YOU EVER RIDE BULLS? 224 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,235 TIM: YUP. ONCE, AND ONE TIME WAS ENOUGH. 225 00:08:57,304 --> 00:09:00,138 ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE MORE STUPID THAN TOUGH. 226 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,140 CALEB, HAVE YOU ACTUALLY RIDDEN A BULL YET? 227 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,609 NO. BUT, UH, MAYBE TOMORROW. 228 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,544 REALLY? CAN I COME WATCH? 229 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:09,147 TIM: ACTUALLY, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 230 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,215 NOT A GOAT. 231 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,184 IT'S A TRIP, ON HORSEBACK. 232 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:14,819 REALLY. 233 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,155 LIKE... JUST THE TWO OF US? 234 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:21,659 AND ALSO, I HAVE A GOOD IDEA. 235 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,861 AMY AND LOU SHOULD COME. 236 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:24,896 UM... 237 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:30,001 A FAMILY TRIP - ALL THREE OF MY KIDS - 238 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,402 FIRST TIME. 239 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,505 REALLY, REALLY FUN. 240 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,676 LOU. 241 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,878 LOU, NOW IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO VISIT THE MOVIE SET 242 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,246 IN THE FIRST PLACE. YEAH, DAD, 243 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,815 I SAID YOU SHOULD TAKE SHANE. 244 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,684 YOU KNOW, THIS TRIP SHOULD BE THE TWO OF YOU 245 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,419 SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. 246 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,654 WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH ME 247 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,255 WANTING TO TAKE MY DAUGHTERS TOO? 248 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,691 YOU JUST WANT US THERE AS A BUFFER 249 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,293 BECAUSE YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HIM. 250 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,494 I DON'T WANNA GO, WITH HIM, ALONE. 251 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:59,130 YOU HAVE TO COME. PLEASE? 252 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,332 I CAN'T. 253 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,499 YOU KNOW, PETER'S AWAY AT A JOB INTERVIEW 254 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,534 AND I HAVE TO WATCH KATIE. 255 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:05,370 LOU, THAT'S WHAT YOU PAY ME FOR. 256 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,271 SERIOUSLY, GO HAVE SOME FUN. 257 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,340 PLEASE. 258 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,275 COVERED. 259 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,710 AMY'S COMING! 260 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,145 TIM: REALLY? GREAT. 261 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,681 OKAY, SO, EVERYBODY IN? 262 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,920 OKAY. I'M IN. 263 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,722 (LAUGHS HAPPILY) OKAY, THIS... 264 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,991 THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN. 265 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,327 IT'LL BE LIKE OUR OLD FAMILY VACATIONS. 266 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,596 GREAT... JUST LIKE ONE OF THOSE. 267 00:10:32,566 --> 00:10:33,598 (ROOSTER CROWS) 268 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:37,569 (HORSES SNORT AND NICKER) 269 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,739 SHANE: OH, OH, AMY. 270 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,740 UM, CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE TO TIE OFF MY ROPE? 271 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,477 OH, WHY DON'T YOU ASK DAD? HE'S THE ROPING EXPERT. 272 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:49,514 TIM: OH, YEAH. LET YOUR DAD HELP YA. 273 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,217 OKAY, WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO THERE? 274 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,685 HERE, I'LL SHOW YA. 275 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,220 YOU NEVER WANNA PUT THIS AT THE BACK 276 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,221 'CAUSE YOU MIGHT GET YOUR FOOT CAUGHT IN IT. 277 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,589 HERE, MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. I'M GONNA SHOW YOU. 278 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,425 YOU JUST WANNA KEEP IT UP IN FRONT, LIKE THIS. 279 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,560 WRAP IT A COUPLE TIMES OVER THE HORN, 280 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,761 THEN IT'S OUTTA YOUR WAY. 281 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,296 NOW, IF YOU'RE IN ROPING COMPETITION, 282 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,631 YOU'LL PROBABLY WANNA DALLY IT 283 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,533 AROUND THE HORN A COUPLE TIMES. 284 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,702 OKAY, I'VE LINED UP ALL THE PRE-PUMPED MILK 285 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:11,703 ON THE SECOND SHELF. 286 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,204 AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, 287 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,039 DO NOT WARM THEM UP IN THE MICROWAVE. 288 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,508 OKAY, I DID THAT LIKE ONE TIME. 289 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:17,975 AND REMEMBER TO CHECK THE TEMPERATURE ON THE... 290 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,578 INSIDE OF MY WRIST. I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. 291 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,647 OKAY, WHAT ELSE? 292 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:23,782 LOTION. 293 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,518 KATIE: (COOING) 294 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,187 HELLO! 295 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,522 HI! LOOK WHO'S AWAKE. 296 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,658 LOOK WHO'S AWAKE. MUAH! 297 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,326 OKAY. 298 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,728 I JUST BOUGHT THIS. 299 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,496 YOU NEED TO USE IT EVERY TIME YOU CHANGE HER. 300 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,597 OKAY? GOT IT. 301 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,632 REALLY? WHAT? 302 00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:42,867 OKAY, I FORGET SOMETIMES. 303 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,303 WELL, DON'T. SHE COULD GET A RASH. 304 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,505 UH, WHAT ELSE? OH! HERE. 305 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,274 KEEP THIS STUFFY RIGHT HERE, 306 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,544 WHERE SHE CAN SEE IT ALL THE TIME. 307 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:53,578 OKAY? 308 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,913 SHE JUST LOVES IT. 309 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,315 THEY'RE READY TO GO. 310 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,350 OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M LEAVING HER. 311 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,352 MALLORY: COME ON, LOU, YOU'VE LEFT HER A WHOLE NIGHT BEFORE. 312 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,154 YEAH, BUT THAT WAS JUST AT THE DUDE RANCH. 313 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,522 THIS TIME I'M GONNA BE AWAY. 314 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,691 LIKE HOURS AWAY. 315 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,294 JACK: SHE'LL BE IN GREAT HANDS WITH MALLORY, 316 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,895 AND I'LL BE HERE TO HELP HER OUT. 317 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,630 SO GO HAVE SOME FUN. 318 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,734 IT'S JUST A RIDE. 319 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,436 OKAY. 320 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:21,473 HERE YOU GO. 321 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:23,942 (MOANS, RELUCTANT) 322 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,644 (SIGHS) 323 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,253 TIM: ALL RIGHT! LET'S HIT THE HAPPY TRAIL! 324 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,188 AMY: (LAUGHS) SEE YA, GUYS. 325 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,256 MALLORY: BYE. 326 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,927 LOU: MALLORY, REMEMBER, BEFORE YOU GIVE HER A NAP- 327 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,128 READ TWO BOOKS. 328 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,697 RIGHT. AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SING- 329 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,632 "TWINKLE, TWINKLE" AND "BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP." 330 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,200 I KNOW. 331 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,268 LOU: EXACTLY. BUT REMEMBER TO PUT HER IN THE CRIB 332 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,770 BEFORE YOU START SINGING, 333 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,005 BECAUSE OTHERWISE SHE'S JUST GONNA WAKE UP- 334 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,706 YOU'RE TOO FAR AWAY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 335 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,675 JUST NOD YOUR HEAD, MALLORY. 336 00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,344 JUST KEEP NODDING. 337 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,113 LOU: OH-OH-OH! AND GIVE HER THE PINK SOOTHER, 338 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,581 AND HER BLUE KITTY BLANKET. 339 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:07,084 IT'S IN THE BASKET... (VOICE TRAILS OFF) 340 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,953 SORAYA: SO WHAT IS THIS, LIKE THE FIFTH DAY IN A ROW? 341 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,488 AMY TOLD ME YOU CAN COOK. 342 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,490 YEAH, BUT I LIKE BEING COOKED FOR EVEN BETTER. 343 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,327 SORAYA, I NEED A COFFEE, QUICK, AND STRONG. 344 00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:17,962 LIKE ROCKETFUEL STRONG. 345 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,230 SPECIAL OCCASION? 346 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,633 YEAH, I MIGHT BE RIDING MY FIRST BULL TODAY. 347 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:22,834 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 348 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,202 YES, I AM. 349 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,370 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD COME OUT AND WATCH. 350 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,174 SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING ON THE BATHTUB? 351 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,474 I'M ON IT, MAN. I GOT IT. 352 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,943 THANKS A LOT. 353 00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,312 (DINER DOORS OPEN) 354 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:37,915 LONG STORY. DON'T ASK. 355 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,051 SO BULLS... THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY. 356 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,719 YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE CALEB IS CRAZY. 357 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,921 YEAH, AND RECKLESS, EVEN FOR A COWBOY. 358 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,791 I MEAN, EVERYTHING IS FULL THROTTLE WITH THAT GUY. 359 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,226 HE COULD REALLY GET HURT OUT THERE. 360 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,495 SO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD, YOU KNOW, TALK TO HIM. 361 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,964 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO HIM? 362 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,834 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM TO GET THE WRONG IDEA. 363 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,236 I CARE ABOUT CALEB. 364 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,839 I JUST DON'T... "CARE" ABOUT CALEB, 365 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,408 AND... ANYWAY, I THOUGHT HE'D LISTEN 366 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,742 TO AN EX-BULL RIDER. 367 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,477 (SNORTS) MORE LIKE A ONE TIME, 368 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,113 THREE SECOND EX-BULL-RIDING FOOL. 369 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,082 AUSTIN: (YELLING LOUDLY) SORAYA! 370 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,417 TOILET'S OVERFLOWING AGAIN 371 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,451 AND THE FLOOR'S LIKE TOTALLY COVERED IN- 372 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,186 THANK YOU, AUSTIN. COME HERE! 373 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:18,489 COME HERE FASTER. 374 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:22,260 NEXT TIME THAT HAPPENS, USE YOUR INDOOR VOICE. 375 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:23,361 10-4. 376 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:27,465 SORRY. 377 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:29,934 (CLEARS THROAT) 378 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,640 (STREAM BABBLES LOUDLY, BIRDS CHIRP) 379 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,442 (HORSES WHINNY) 380 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,877 (WATER SPLASHES) 381 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,055 (HORSE NICKERS AND WHINNIES) 382 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,994 AMY: HEY, SHANE, YOU OKAY? 383 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,095 SHANE: YEAH. 384 00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,731 LOU: WHOA! EASY, BOY. 385 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,906 TIM: GREAT VIEW, HUH? 386 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,415 WAYLON: YOU'RE UP, CALEB. 387 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,083 CHAD: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 388 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,952 WAYLON: COME ON. 389 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,154 COME ON, STAY OVER TOP OF THE ROPE! 390 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,622 WAYLON: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT! 391 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,157 CHAD: YOU GOT TO HANG ON WITH YOUR FEET! 392 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,225 (GRUNTS) 393 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,094 WOW. IMPRESSIVE. 394 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,729 ALMOST FOUR SECONDS THAT TIME. 395 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,632 CALEB: YEAH, WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN MUCH FOR BARRELS. 396 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,634 I'D RATHER JUST TRY THE REAL THING. 397 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,569 SORRY, MAN, NOT YET. 398 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,071 ALL RIGHT. 399 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,739 YOU NEED TO QUIT SPURRING LIKE YOU'RE ON A BRONC. 400 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,441 OKAY, NO SPURRING. 401 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:45,710 SO HAS TY FIGURED IT OUT YET? 402 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,378 YOU JUST BROUGHT IT TO HIM YESTERDAY. 403 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,880 YEAH, WELL, I LEAVE FOR THE RODEO TOMORROW. 404 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,482 WE BETTER DO A DROP-BY. 405 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,319 SURE. BUT YOU GOTTA BUCK ME OFF FIRST. 406 00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:58,990 WAYLON: DEAL. 407 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,161 (BARREL CLANKS LOUDLY) COWBOYS: WHOA! 408 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,663 (CALEB GRUNTS, COWBOYS LAUGH) 409 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,469 YEAH, PRETTY FUNNY. 410 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,273 LOU: THANK GOD WE MADE IT OVER THAT RIDGE. 411 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,541 TIM: OH, COME ON, 412 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,608 WE USED TO COME UP HERE ALL THE TIME. 413 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,143 FAMILY RIDES, REMEMBER? 414 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,645 LOU: THAT'S WHY I WAS HAVING SERIOUS DEJA VU. 415 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,948 THAT'S WHERE YOU TOLD ME THAT CRAZY STORY 416 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:25,149 ABOUT A GUY GETTING MAULED BY A BEAR. 417 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,484 THAT'S A TRUE STORY. 418 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,352 YEAH, IT SCARED ME OUT OF MY WITS. 419 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,854 YOU REMEMBER THAT, AMY? 420 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,590 AMY: WHAT? NO. I... I DON'T THINK SO. 421 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:36,060 (STAMMERS) DO YOU REMEMBER THAT VIEW? 422 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,029 WELL, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A PRETTY DANGEROUS RIDGE 423 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,031 FOR A FIVE-YEAR-OLD, DAD. 424 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,699 YEAH. 425 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,901 YEAH, I GUESS IT PROBABLY WAS BEFORE YOUR TIME. 426 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:45,703 LOU: OKAY, WE'RE WAY BEHIND SCHEDULE. 427 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:46,971 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST START HEADING BACK 428 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,439 BEFORE WE START LOSING LIGHT. 429 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,573 NO, WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 430 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,175 IT'S JUST UP OVER THE RISE. 431 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,777 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID THE LAST 10 TIMES WE CAME OVER A RIDGE, 432 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,178 OR AROUND A BEND, OR- 433 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,913 ADMIT IT, WE'RE LOST. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 434 00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:58,649 YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE ALL OF THOSE FAMILY TRIPS. 435 00:16:58,717 --> 00:16:59,917 WE WOULD SPEND THE WHOLE DAY 436 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,552 LOOKING FOR SOME STUPID ARMY FORT, 437 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:02,887 OR A GOPHER MUSEUM, 438 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,822 OR THAT TOWN STATUE OF TWO GIANT POTATOES 439 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,957 DRESSED UP LIKE FARMERS. 440 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,659 HEY! LOOK AT THIS! 441 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,396 OH, JUST OVER THE RISE? 442 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,667 NOW THIS IS COOL. (CLUCKS TONGUE) 443 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:17,769 TIM: "COOL." HA! 444 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,775 (GALLOPING HOOFBEATS) 445 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:47,531 TIM: (CHUCKLES) 446 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,599 SHANE: COME ON, AMY! LET'S GO. 447 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,234 AMY: (LAUGHS) 448 00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:51,669 TIM: YEAH, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. 449 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,404 I'LL GET THE HORSES. 450 00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,511 HEY, THERE'S A JAIL IN THERE. 451 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:02,513 (HALF LAUGHS) 452 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,655 DAMMIT. THERE'S NO RECEPTION, DAD. 453 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,356 IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO KATIE... 454 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,226 OKAY, CALM DOWN. YOU CAN USE MY PHONE. 455 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:18,195 THAT ARCHAIC FLIP PHONE YOU REFUSE TO UPGRADE. 456 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,396 I'M SURE IT WORKS JUST GREAT OUT HERE 457 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,598 IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 458 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,534 IT MAY NOT LOOK PRETTY, BUT I HAVE BARS... 459 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,236 I HAVE... A BAR. 460 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,538 (PHONE BEEPS) 461 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,173 OKAY, COME ON, BE QUICK. 462 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,741 OKAY, THIS IS LIKE A FAMILY TRIP... 463 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,543 YES. ONE SECOND. 464 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:33,611 OKAY. 465 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,247 MALLORY. 466 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,283 ARE YOU THERE? 467 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,751 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 468 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,287 OKAY, NOW I CAN HEAR YOU. 469 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,422 HOW'S KATIE? 470 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,024 MALLORY? HELLO? 471 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,560 DAMMIT. 472 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,628 (MOANS) 473 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,111 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 474 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,285 YES! BARS. 475 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:16,888 (SIGHS) 476 00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,624 MALLORY! OH! THANK GOD. 477 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,194 OKAY, HOW'S KATIE? (LOST CALL TONE BEEPS) 478 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,695 MALLORY? 479 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,197 MALLORY? 480 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,531 (EXASPERATED SIGH) 481 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,333 (WRENCH CRANKS) 482 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,202 TY: JUST PUTTING ON SOME NEW SPARK PLUGS. 483 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,070 I FOUND A WAY TO GET RAM AIR THROUGH THE CARB. 484 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,539 WAYLON: WILL SHE MAKE THE JUMP? 485 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,007 TY: (SIGHS, RELUCTANT) I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 486 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,276 I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 487 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,644 IT'S NOT REALLY BUILT FOR THAT KIND OF THING, 488 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,412 YOU KNOW. YEAH, WELL PEOPLE SAY PIGS CAN'T FLY, 489 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,147 BUT I USED TO DO THIS BIT WITH A CANNON 490 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,615 AND A VIETNAMESE POT BELLY 491 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,483 THAT PROVES, WITH SUFFICIENT THRUST, 492 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,552 PIG'LL FLY JUST FINE. 493 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,254 (LAUGHS) YOU KNOW, I COULD PUT A STRAIGHT PIPE 494 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:51,756 ON THE EXHAUST, 495 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,757 BUT THEN YOUR ENGINE'S GONNA SOUND LIKE A CHAINSAW. 496 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,992 HANG ON. ARE YOU TELLING ME 497 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,827 THAT YOU CAN MAKE THIS FASTER AND LOUDER? 498 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,629 SLAP ON THE DAMN PIPE. 499 00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,763 (WAYLON'S PHONE RINGS) 500 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:00,831 I GOTTA TAKE THIS. 501 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:02,967 HEY, DOUGIE. 502 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,134 YEAH, I'M WORKING ON A NEW GAG. 503 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,169 HERE'S WHAT I NEED: 504 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,037 A SPEEDO, TAR, FEATHERS, 505 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,839 AN EXPLODING CIGAR AND A TRAINED CHIMP - 506 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,342 ONE THAT DON'T SCARE EASY. 507 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,644 (HALF LAUGHS) IS THIS GUY FOR REAL? 508 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,613 HE'S A RODEO CLOWN, MAN. 509 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:16,914 THEY'RE A... THEY'RE A SPECIAL BREED, 510 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,516 BUT THEY'RE A BULL RIDER'S BEST FRIEND, SO... 511 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,718 HEY, I GOTTA ASK, MAN, 512 00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,987 THIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN BULLS... 513 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,688 HAS IT GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ASHLEY? 514 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,058 YEAH, 'CAUSE I'M THE FIRST IDIOT TO JUMP ON A BULL 515 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,993 TO IMPRESS A GIRL. 516 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,894 YEAH. 517 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,264 BUT, YES, ASHLEY WOULD HATE THE IDEA. 518 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,666 IT'D MAKE HER CRAZY. HELL, IF SHE FOUND OUT, 519 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,867 SHE'D PROBABLY DRIVE ALL THE WAY BACK 520 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:39,003 JUST TO WRING MY NECK. SO TRUST ME, 521 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,305 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ASHLEY. 522 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,373 OKAY. 523 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,883 OH MY GOSH, SHE'S DRIVING ME NUTS. 524 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:53,851 THE BABY? 525 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:54,819 NO. LOU. 526 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:55,953 SHE CAN'T EVEN GET RECEPTION 527 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,288 AND SHE'S STILL TRYING TO CALL ME. 528 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:58,789 I MEAN, WHERE'S THE TRUST? 529 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,892 SHE WOULDN'T HAVE GONE IF SHE DIDN'T TRUST YOU. 530 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,896 AND THAT'S WHY SHE'S ON ME FOR EVERY LITTLE MISTAKE? 531 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,765 NOT THAT I'M MAKING ANY. 532 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,967 EVEN IF I WAS, WHICH I'M TOTALLY NOT, 533 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,570 HOW WOULD SHE EVEN KNOW THAT I'M MESSING UP? 534 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:13,671 (PHONE RINGS) 535 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,744 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER YOURSELF. 536 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,213 HEY, LOU. 537 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,516 STILL NO RECEPTION. 538 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,252 OKAY. LOU? 539 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,788 IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, EVERYTHING'S GOOD HERE. 540 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,123 KATIE'S JUST WAKING UP. 541 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,524 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 542 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,459 SHE'S THROWING UP? 543 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:36,861 KATIE'S SICK? 544 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,663 MALLORY? 545 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:39,697 MALLORY! 546 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,899 I'M LOSING YOU AGAIN. 547 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,567 REALLY, REALLY BAD CONNECTION. 548 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,035 WHAT'S REALLY BAD? 549 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,603 DOES SHE HAVE A FEVER? 550 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,839 OH MY GOD, SHE HAS A FEVER DOESN'T SHE? 551 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,007 OKAY, MALLORY, 552 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,242 YOU NEED TO RUN A LUKEWARM BATH. 553 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,311 OKAY? MALLORY! 554 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,814 (LOST CALL TONE BEEPS) UGH! MALLORY? 555 00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:57,515 (SIGHS) 556 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,686 WHAT, IS THAT OLD BACK INJURY ACTING UP, DAD? 557 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,622 TIM: NO. NO, NO, I'M JUST A LITTLE STIFF. 558 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:07,491 WELL, NO WONDER, AFTER THAT RIDE TODAY. 559 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,959 SHANE: WHOA! 560 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:12,863 THE BARS ON THIS WINDOW'S REALLY MADE OF IRON. 561 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,599 THEY SURE ARE. 562 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,634 I BET YOU WISH YOU HADN'T ROBBED THAT STAGECOACH NOW, 563 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,136 HUH, FELLA? 564 00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:21,906 NOT MY JURISDICTION. SO, COOL YOUR HEELS. 565 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,508 UH... THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT ACTUALLY LOCKED. 566 00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:26,977 SURE DID. HE'S BEEN INCARCERATED. 567 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,379 (DOOR RATTLES) 568 00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:30,381 NO, NO, I THINK IT IS. 569 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,149 TRUST ME, IT'S NOT LOCKED, YOU GUYS. 570 00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:33,250 AMY: DAD. 571 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,253 (DOOR RATTLES) 572 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:37,755 DAD. 573 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:39,256 IT'S ACTUALLY LOCKED. 574 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,258 IT'S PROBABLY JUST STUCK. GET OUTTA THE WAY. 575 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,060 (AMY SIGHS, ANNOYED) 576 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:45,662 (GRUNTS OF EFFORT) 577 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:46,663 UNGH! 578 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:47,664 AGH! 579 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,333 (GRUNTS AND GROANS IN PAIN) 580 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,368 DAD, WHAT DID YOU DO? 581 00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:53,003 DAD: OH! MY BAD SHOULDER. 582 00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:54,271 HE LOCKED ME IN HERE. 583 00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:55,373 YOU DID WHAT? 584 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,875 I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE. 585 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,476 OKAY, KEYS. LET'S LOOK FOR THE KEYS. 586 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,211 THEY MUST BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE 587 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:03,080 HANGING FROM A HOOK. 588 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:03,981 TIM: OH YEAH, I'M SURE THERE'S AN EXTRA SET OF KEYS 589 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,149 LYING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 590 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,483 WELL, GREAT. 591 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:07,418 HOW'RE WE SUPPOSED TO GET HIM OUT THEN? 592 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:08,452 MY GOD, DAD, WHAT DID YOU DO? 593 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,954 I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 594 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,858 JUST CALM DOWN. 595 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:18,295 I'M REALLY STUCK IN HERE? 596 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,301 NOT FOR LONG. 597 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,371 LOU: DAD, COME ON. THIS IS CRAZY. 598 00:23:27,439 --> 00:23:29,706 YEAH. SO CRAZY IT JUST MIGHT WORK. 599 00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,241 AMY: OR IT JUST MIGHT NOT. 600 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:32,776 OH, IT'S BEEN DONE IN DOZENS OF WESTERNS. 601 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,812 LOU: YEAH, WITH STUNT GUYS AND FAKE BARS, 602 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,581 AND, DAD, WE HAVE TO GET HOME. 603 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,349 TIM: IT'S GONNA WORK. 604 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,518 TIM: HERE WE GO. SHANE: WAIT! DON'T DO IT. 605 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:42,619 DON'T WORRY, I'M GONNA GET YOU OUTTA THERE, LITTLE BUDDY. 606 00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:44,521 NO. SERIOUSLY, STOP! 607 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,323 SHANE, STAND BACK FROM THE WINDOW. 608 00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:47,425 H'YAH! HA! 609 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,828 (HORSE WHINNES, TIM GROANS IN PAIN) 610 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:53,530 AMY: DAD! LOU: ARE YOU OKAY? 611 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:55,532 LOU: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? TIM: YES, I'M FINE. 612 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,135 TWEAKED THE KNEE A BIT THERE. 613 00:23:58,204 --> 00:23:59,970 SHANE, HOW DID YOU GET OUT? 614 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,371 THE KEYS. 615 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,806 THEY WERE UNDER THE MATTRESS IN THE CELL. 616 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,041 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 617 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,844 I DID. I SAID STOP, TWICE. 618 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,482 OH... 619 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,785 SO IT SOUNDS LIKE CALEB'S GOING THROUGH WITH IT, 620 00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:16,153 AND HE MADE A SPECIAL POINT OF TELLING ME 621 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,555 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ASHLEY. 622 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,889 SO IN OTHER WORDS... 623 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,658 IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH ASHLEY. 624 00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:21,725 AUSTIN: EXCUSE US. 625 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,029 (TOILET THUDS ONTO FLOOR) 626 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,129 YOUR TOILET'S INSTALLED. 627 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,097 WHERE DO YOU WANT THE OLD ONE? 628 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:28,699 UH, NOT HERE. 629 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,101 TAKE IT OUT BACK, NOW! 630 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,014 (COOING) 631 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,549 MALLORY: HERE YOU GO, KATIE. A NICE CLEAN DIAPER. 632 00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:47,918 NO WEDGIE, LOTS OF LOTION. 633 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,588 YOUR AUNTIE MALLORY LEARNS QUICK, DOESN'T SHE? 634 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,189 CAN YOU SAY "AUNTIE"? 635 00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:54,158 (COOING) 636 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:55,792 YOU'RE A TICKLISH LITTLE ONE, AREN'T YOU? 637 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:56,960 YOU GOT TICKLISH FEET? 638 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:59,029 (KATIE GIGGLES) 639 00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:01,598 DO YOU WANT YOUR DOGGY? 640 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,501 ARE YOU SURE WANT HIM? 641 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:08,372 HE MIGHT WANNA TICKLE YOU TOO. 642 00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:24,354 WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS IT KATIE? 643 00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:27,024 NO, SHE'S FINE. IT'S THIS. 644 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,892 YOU STILL THINK LOU TRUSTS ME? 645 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:31,095 I DON'T GET WHAT A MUTT IN COVERALLS 646 00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:34,698 HAS TO DO WITH TRUST? THIS A LENS. 647 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,633 THIS IS A CAMERA. 648 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,637 THIS IS A VIDEO CARD. IT'S A NANNY-CAM. 649 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:41,204 A NANNY-WHAT? 650 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,240 IT'S FOR SPYING, JACK, ON ME! 651 00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:48,779 OKAY, THAT SHOULD HOLD. 652 00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,747 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 653 00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:53,584 COME ON. LOU, WHERE'S SHANE? 654 00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:55,119 DAMMIT! SOMEONE'S GOTTA FIND HIM. 655 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:57,454 I GOTTA GET HOME. KATIE'S SICK, I THINK. 656 00:25:57,456 --> 00:25:58,922 WELL, WE ARE LOSING THE LIGHT. 657 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,057 COME ON, DAD. 658 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,525 BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN GET UP. 659 00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:02,793 DAD, HOW ARE YOU GONNA RIDE? 660 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:04,762 I'LL SUCK IT UP. YEAH, HE'LL SUCK IT UP. 661 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:06,363 EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO GET ON THE HORSE, 662 00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:08,032 IT'S GONNA TAKE US TWICE AS LONG TO RIDE BACK. 663 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,300 AND ON THAT TRAIL? COME ON. 664 00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:11,735 AMY, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME... 665 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:15,706 LOU, WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT HOME BEFORE SUNSET. 666 00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:16,974 WE'RE STUCK HERE FOR THE NIGHT. 667 00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:19,143 UGH! DAMN! 668 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:32,489 YEAH. 669 00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:37,161 WOULD YOU JUST PUT MALLORY ON THE PHONE PLEASE? 670 00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:39,062 SHE WON'T COME TO THE PHONE? WHY? 671 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:41,898 (LOST CALL TONE BEEPS) GRAMPA? 672 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,400 HELLO? 673 00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:44,902 (LOU SIGHS, FRUSTRATED) 674 00:26:45,671 --> 00:26:47,104 SHANE: WOULDN'T IT JUST BE EASIER TO TEXT THEM? 675 00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:48,338 LOU: YEAH, YOU'D THINK, 676 00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:51,208 EXCEPT MY DAD'S TOO CHEAP TO PAY FOR TEXT. 677 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:56,113 SHANE: SO WERE ALL YOUR FAMILY TRIPS THIS LAME? 678 00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:58,382 YOU REALLY DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? 679 00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,650 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 680 00:26:59,718 --> 00:27:01,385 WHY DO YOU THINK WE CAME OUT HERE? 681 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,354 I DON'T KNOW. 682 00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:05,188 HEY, I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS. 683 00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,658 MY DAD JUST WANTS TO IMPRESS YOU, OKAY? 684 00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:08,959 SO MAYBE YOU COULD LOSE THE WHOLE 685 00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:10,594 TOO-COOL-FOR-SCHOOL ATTITUDE 686 00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,562 AND GIVE HIM A CHANCE. 687 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,930 I MEAN, IF YOU DIDN'T WANNA BE AROUND HIM, 688 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,832 WHY DID YOU COME OUT HERE FOR THE SUMMER? 689 00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:18,235 BECAUSE MY MOM WORKS ALL THE TIME, 690 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:21,071 AND WE MOVE AROUND A LOT, SO... 691 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,105 I GUESS I THOUGHT IT'D BE BETTER 692 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:24,742 THAN SPENDING IT BY MYSELF. 693 00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:30,748 (GROANS IN PAIN) 694 00:27:32,918 --> 00:27:34,318 OH, GOOD, YOU FOUND SOME. 695 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,920 (WOOD CLATTERS) 696 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:41,425 SO WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? 697 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,360 WHAT SECRET? 698 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:44,361 WHY DO YOU GET ALONG WITH SHANE 699 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:45,596 SO MUCH BETTER THAN I DO? 700 00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:49,233 WELL, THERE IS NO SECRET, DAD. 701 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:52,402 IT'S NOT AS COMPLICATED FOR US. 702 00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:53,437 HE WAS SURPRISED TO FIND OUT 703 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,438 THAT HE HAD A SISTER, 704 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,073 BUT HE'S KNOWN HIS WHOLE LIFE 705 00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:59,776 THAT HIS DAD WAS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. 706 00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:02,379 WELL, YOU'D THINK HE'D BE HAPPY WHEN HE FINALLY FOUND HIM. 707 00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:03,680 HE'S HAD A LONG TIME TO DREAM UP 708 00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:06,450 WHAT HIS DAD WAS REALLY GONNA BE LIKE. 709 00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:08,719 HE PROBABLY HAD A LOT OF EXPECTATIONS. 710 00:28:08,787 --> 00:28:10,320 (WOUNDED) OH. 711 00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:12,990 SO THE REALITY DOESN'T STACK UP TO THE FANTASY. 712 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,993 NO. 713 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:18,595 DAD, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 714 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:21,765 IT'S JUST... 715 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:26,403 IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO ADJUST, 716 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:29,106 AND I GUESS I CAN RELATE 717 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,109 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE LOU'S MEMORIES OF YOU 718 00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:34,578 WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, 719 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:36,913 AND... 720 00:28:36,982 --> 00:28:38,816 WHEN I WAS SHANE'S AGE, I WAS STILL DREAMING 721 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,984 ABOUT WHAT MY DAD WAS REALLY LIKE. 722 00:28:58,603 --> 00:28:59,903 HEY, CALEB, YOU WANNA GIVE ME A HAND? 723 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,272 CALEB: (SIGHS) OKAY. 724 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,174 I GOT A TUB IN MY TRUCK. 725 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:05,776 IS WAYLON GONNA BE HAPPY? 726 00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:07,177 HOW FAST DOES IT GO? 727 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,779 FAST ENOUGH. 728 00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:10,080 ALL RIGHT. 729 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:14,351 CALEB AND TY: (EXCITED) WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO! 730 00:29:17,856 --> 00:29:20,824 (TUB RUMBLES, CALEB AND TY LAUGH) 731 00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:22,259 CALEB: WOO-HOO! 732 00:29:22,327 --> 00:29:23,393 YEAH! 733 00:29:25,731 --> 00:29:27,731 TY: WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 734 00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:29,566 (LAUGHING) 735 00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:32,569 SO, WHAT'D YOU THINK? 736 00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:34,338 I THINK IT'S AWESOME. I KNOW, EH? 737 00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:36,140 AND I THINK IT'S MY TURN. 738 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,474 OH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 739 00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:38,708 THE STEERING'S PRETTY TOUGH ON THIS GUY, SO... 740 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,911 OH YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE SOME KINDA 741 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:43,680 BATHTUB DRIVING PROFESSIONAL. 742 00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:44,815 COME ON... 743 00:29:44,883 --> 00:29:46,249 TY: I DON'T KNOW. 744 00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:49,653 CALEB AND TY: (EXCITED WHOOPS AND LAUGHTER) 745 00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:52,022 WOOOO-HOO-HOO! 746 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,491 HERE WE GO! 747 00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:56,326 WOO-HOO-WOO! YEAH! 748 00:29:56,394 --> 00:29:57,527 (LAUGHTER) 749 00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:58,762 EASY, EASY! THE BRAKE! THE BRAKE! 750 00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,230 CALEB: WHAT? TY: THE BRAKE! PULL THE BRAKE! 751 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:01,464 CALEB: I KNOW! I'M DOING GREAT! 752 00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:02,566 TY: NO! AGGGGHHHHH! 753 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:05,969 (LOUD CRASH) 754 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:11,775 CALEB AND TY: (GRUNTING AND GROANING) 755 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,749 CALEB: (GRUNTS AND MOANS) 756 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,985 (TUB HISSES) 757 00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:26,957 WAYLON'S GONNA KILL YOU. 758 00:30:32,397 --> 00:30:33,397 (FIRE CRACKLES) 759 00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:35,899 YOU GONNA BE OKAY 760 00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:37,401 LOOKING AFTER THE BABY ALL NIGHT? 761 00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:38,969 MALLORY: YEAH. BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME. 762 00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:42,039 I'M NOT BABYSITTING FOR LOU ANYMORE. 763 00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:46,109 KATIE'S SURE GONNA MISS YOU. 764 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:50,480 I'LL COME VISIT HER, BUT NOT WHEN LOU'S AROUND. 765 00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:52,215 MAYBE YOU OUGHTA JUST TALK TO LOU 766 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:54,684 BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY RASH DECISIONS. 767 00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:56,152 YOU TWO HAVE HAD YOUR MOMENTS, 768 00:30:56,155 --> 00:30:58,455 BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE. 769 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,358 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 770 00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:10,000 (COYOTE HOWLS, OWL HOOTS, CRICKETS CHIRP) 771 00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:13,036 LOU: I HAD RECEPTION LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO. 772 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:14,237 THIS IS MADDENING! 773 00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,006 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. CAN I TRY? 774 00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:17,708 LOU: YEAH. GOOD LUCK. 775 00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:20,444 LOU: AMY, WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 776 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:23,113 AMY: OH, JUST CONSIDER THIS AN INTERVENTION. 777 00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:24,614 LOU: GIVE IT BACK. 778 00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:26,049 AMY: NO, LOU. YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T GET THROUGH. 779 00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:27,183 LOU: AMY, GIVE IT BACK. 780 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:28,251 AMY: KATIE IS FINE. 781 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:30,887 SHE IS WITH MALLORY AND GRAMPA. 782 00:31:30,956 --> 00:31:32,255 LOU: GIVE IT BACK. 783 00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:32,990 AMY: LOU, I WILL PUT IT IN THE FIRE. 784 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:35,158 YOU TWO, PLEASE STOP! 785 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:37,494 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN FAMILY OUTING! 786 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,862 LOU: OH YEAH, DAD? WHAT PART WAS THAT? 787 00:31:38,864 --> 00:31:40,196 OH, OH, PARDON ME 788 00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:41,398 FOR WANTING TO GO ON A TRIP WITH MY THREE KIDS 789 00:31:41,466 --> 00:31:43,700 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. 790 00:31:43,768 --> 00:31:44,868 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A BIG DEAL, 791 00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:46,637 BUT I GUESS... 792 00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:48,238 GUESS I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT. 793 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:54,411 (COYOTE CRIES IN THE DISTANCE) 794 00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:55,779 WHAT WAS THAT? 795 00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:58,148 COYOTE. THEY RARELY EAT PEOPLE. 796 00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:02,285 NO, I THINK JUST SAW SOMETHING OUTSIDE. 797 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:03,553 TIM: IT'S THE LIGHT FROM THE FIRE, 798 00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:04,521 IT'S PLAYING TRICKS WITH YOUR EYES. 799 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:05,555 I HEARD SOMETHING. 800 00:32:05,623 --> 00:32:07,190 (HORSES WHINNY OUTSIDE) 801 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:08,225 I THINK THE HORSES... 802 00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:09,960 (HORSES WHINNY) 803 00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:12,296 OH YES, OF COURSE, 804 00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:16,166 BECAUSE HORSES DETECT A PRESENCE... 805 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:21,037 LIKE THE GHOST OF DIGGER MCKEE. 806 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,373 WHO'S DIGGER MCKEE? 807 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:26,576 THE GUY WHO GOT MAULED BY A BEAR. 808 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:27,911 HERE WE GO. 809 00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:30,314 YOU KNOW, THEY SAY THAT JUST BEFORE HE DIED, 810 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:31,848 HE SHOT THE BEAR, 811 00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:35,051 AND THEY BOTH BIT THE DUST AT EXACTLY THE SAME MOMENT. 812 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,687 (FOOTSTEPS THUMP ON THE VERANDAH) 813 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:38,822 AMY: DAD... 814 00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:43,360 AND THEIR SOULS BECAME INTERTWINED. 815 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:45,862 LOU: DAD... 816 00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:49,899 TIM: SO AMONGST US WALKS A SPIRIT WHO IS HALF MAN, 817 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,068 HALF BEAST... 818 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:52,902 DAD! AW, YOU JUST CALLED ME- 819 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,137 AGGHHHH! 820 00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:55,973 (GROANS IN PAIN) 821 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:00,543 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 822 00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:03,080 THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY. 823 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:04,982 ARE YOU OKAY, BUDDY? 824 00:33:05,017 --> 00:33:06,116 NO. 825 00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:09,052 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS? 826 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,053 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST OR SOMETHING. 827 00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:12,222 TIM: THAT WOULD BE YOU. 828 00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:14,958 WHAT? I'M THE CARETAKER OF THIS SET. 829 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,529 I SAW THE SALOON LIT UP FROM MY PLACE UP ON THE HILL. 830 00:33:19,597 --> 00:33:20,564 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS 831 00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:21,932 HAVING ANOTHER PARTY DOWN HERE. 832 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,433 I'M SORRY, WE'RE TRESPASSING. 833 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,168 WE'RE GONNA BE OUTTA HERE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 834 00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:27,237 BEARDED MAN: THIS AIN'T A CAMPGROUND. 835 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:28,571 WELL, I'M A LITTLE RACKED UP HERE. 836 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,206 YEAH, AND WE ONLY HAD A COUPLE OF HOURS 837 00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:31,307 UNTIL SUNSET. 838 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,343 AND WE LIVE ALL THE WAY IN HUDSON. 839 00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:35,312 HUDSON? IT'S ONLY AN HOUR AND A HALF FROM HERE. 840 00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:38,181 TRUST ME, IT'S NOT. 841 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:41,184 WELL, IT IS IF YOU TAKE THE FLATS. 842 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,619 YOU DIDN'T COME BY... 843 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:44,821 (LAUGHS) 844 00:33:45,891 --> 00:33:48,025 YOU CAME BY COOK'S PASS? (LAUGHING HARD) 845 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:51,561 IT'S LUCKY YOU GOT HERE IN ONE PIECE. 846 00:33:51,629 --> 00:33:52,629 (LAUGHING) 847 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:55,231 THANKS FOR CHECKING IN. 848 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,299 (LAUGHING) 849 00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:01,838 (FORCED CHUCKLE, SIGHS, DEFEATED) 850 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:10,414 LOU: 'MORNING! 851 00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:14,217 OKAY, SLEEPYHEADS, SUN'S UP! COME ON! 852 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,052 (CLANKS CAN) 853 00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,353 LET'S HIT THE ROAD. 854 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:18,522 (GROANS) 855 00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:20,357 HOW'S YOUR KNEE? 856 00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:21,458 (GROANS) 857 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,094 IT'S PRETTY SWOLLEN. 858 00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:25,295 CAN YOU RIDE? 859 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:26,630 I DON'T KNOW. 860 00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:28,365 SO WHAT, WE HAVE TO GET YOU AIRLIFTED OUT OF HERE? 861 00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:31,301 NO, I'M NOT CALLING IN SOME RESCUE TEAM 862 00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:32,502 FOR A BUM KNEE. 863 00:34:32,504 --> 00:34:34,805 SO WHAT, YOU GONNA HOP HOME ON ONE LEG? 864 00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:35,906 (GROANING) 865 00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:38,842 HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 866 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:39,843 THERE'S THIS WHOLE PILE OF WOOD 867 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,177 OVER BY THE BLACKSMITH'S. 868 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,245 I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP. 869 00:34:47,785 --> 00:34:48,785 (GROANS) 870 00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:57,760 WILL YOU SIT DOWN? YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 871 00:34:57,829 --> 00:35:02,332 I'M GOING OVER EVERYTHING I HAVE TO SAY TO LOU. 872 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,634 I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA CLAM UP WHEN WE'RE FACE-TO-FACE. 873 00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:07,704 SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING YOURSELF? 874 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,539 WHEN I'M THIS UPSET. 875 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:11,975 MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SEND AN EMAIL. 876 00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:14,144 NO. NO, THAT'S NOT THE WAY 877 00:35:14,212 --> 00:35:17,013 TO DEAL WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 878 00:35:17,081 --> 00:35:18,348 WHATEVER WORDS YOU CHOOSE, 879 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:20,083 LOU NEEDS TO HEAR 'EM COME OUTTA YOUR MOUTH. 880 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,420 TY: HEY, GUYS. 881 00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:25,589 UM, SORRY, TO BREAK UP YOUR BREAKFAST THERE, JACK, 882 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,290 BUT I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP. 883 00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:28,858 EVERYTHING OKAY? 884 00:35:28,861 --> 00:35:30,727 YEAH, I JUST NEED TO REBUILD SOMETHING REALLY QUICKLY, 885 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,262 AND I COULD USE AN EXTRA PAIR OF HANDS. 886 00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:33,763 OH, SURE. I CAN GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF HOURS. 887 00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:34,831 WHAT'RE WE REBUILDING? 888 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,802 (GATE CRASHES OPEN) 889 00:35:42,373 --> 00:35:43,340 (BULL SNORTS) 890 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,154 CHAD: ALL RIGHT, CALEB, YOU READY? 891 00:35:58,223 --> 00:35:59,222 YOU GOT THAT? 892 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,658 ALL RIGHT? 893 00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:10,333 GUY: HEY, CALEB, EASY... 894 00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:12,735 (ROPE RASPS LOUDLY) 895 00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:14,938 (BULL SNORTS HEAVILY) 896 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,239 (ROPE WHIPS THROUGH THE AIR) 897 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:20,143 CHAD: IT'S TIED DOWN. OKAY, WE'RE ALL SET. 898 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:31,688 (GATE BURSTS OPEN, BULL GRUNTS LOUDLY) 899 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,089 WAYLON: (UNCLEAR) IN YOUR FEET! (UNCLEAR) IN YOUR FEET! 900 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,226 COWBOYS: (ENCOURAGING SHOUTS) 901 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:37,994 WAYLON: STAY OVER YOUR ROPE! STAY OVER YOUR ROPE! 902 00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:39,929 HEY, BULL! 903 00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:41,565 (BULL GRUNTS WILDLY) 904 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,035 WAYLON: HEY, BULL! HEY, BULL! HEY, BULL! HEY, BULL! 905 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:47,370 H'YAH! I GOT HIM! 906 00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:49,606 SEE YOU, BULL! GET OUTTA HERE. 907 00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:52,508 (LAUGHS) THAT WAS AWESOME! 908 00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:53,710 ARE YOU OKAY? 909 00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:54,978 YEAH! 910 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:56,512 YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE SAY YOUR CRAZY? 911 00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:57,580 WELL, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE- 912 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,349 FEARLESS? NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 913 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:01,084 SUPER TALENTED. I WAS GONNA SAY- 914 00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:02,719 AMAZING. PATHETIC. 915 00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:03,720 CALEB, YOU ARE DOING THIS 916 00:37:03,788 --> 00:37:04,754 FOR THE ATTENTION OF SOMEONE 917 00:37:04,822 --> 00:37:06,656 WHO'S SO WRAPPED UP IN HERSELF, 918 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,658 SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA NOTICE. 919 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:11,327 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ASHLEY. 920 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:14,797 OKAY. JUST... JUST DON'T HURT YOURSELF. 921 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,266 DON'T GO BREAKING ANYTHING, 922 00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:19,135 ESPECIALLY THAT BIG HEART OF YOURS. 923 00:37:21,339 --> 00:37:23,072 NOT BAD FOR A BRONC RIDER. 924 00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:24,073 THANKS. 925 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:25,108 OKAY, SO, UH, 926 00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:26,142 I HELD UP MY END OF THE BARGAIN. 927 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:27,844 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY RIDE? 928 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,146 YEAH, WELL, UH... 929 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,148 THING IS... 930 00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:37,287 CALEB: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 931 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:39,188 I'LL KILL HIM. YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT ALL HIS FAULT. 932 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,556 HE WAS THE ONE DRIVING IT, RIGHT? 933 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,959 YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. 934 00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:44,227 WAYLON: YOU SMASHED UP MY RIDE? 935 00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:45,762 EASY, NOW. 936 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:46,763 YOU THINK THAT TUB IS A JOKE? 937 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:47,764 THAT'S MY LIVELIHOOD. 938 00:37:47,832 --> 00:37:48,898 LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY, OKAY? 939 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:50,233 BUT I THINK I FIXED IT. 940 00:37:50,269 --> 00:37:52,035 SO, JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE FOR A SECOND, OKAY? 941 00:37:53,238 --> 00:37:54,470 TY FIND A NEW TUB? 942 00:37:54,539 --> 00:37:55,705 NOT EXACTLY... 943 00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:56,906 OH BOY. 944 00:37:56,974 --> 00:37:58,341 (VEHICLE RUMBLES LOUDLY) 945 00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,547 A TOILET. 946 00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:07,951 YOU REPLACED MY TUB WITH A TOILET? 947 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,186 YOU BRILLIANT SON OF A GUN! 948 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:11,288 THAT IS AWESOME! 949 00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:14,357 TY: YEAH! 950 00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:18,995 CALEB: IMPRESSIVE. 951 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:21,464 WAYLON: YEAH! 952 00:38:24,268 --> 00:38:25,602 (RECORD BUTTON CLICKS) 953 00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:29,639 (SIGHS) 954 00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:33,009 HEY, LOU. 955 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:35,678 I GUESS THIS IS LIKE MY RESIGNATION. 956 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:39,482 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY 957 00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:43,086 TO WORK FOR SUCH AN OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE, 958 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,955 MICRO-MANAGING, ANAL-RETENTIVE BOSS 959 00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:48,291 WITH THE MOST INSANE EXPECTATIONS 960 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:49,892 AND STANDARDS. 961 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:52,829 NOW I KNOW, NO MATTER WHAT LIFE THROWS AT ME, 962 00:38:52,897 --> 00:38:54,364 I CAN HANDLE IT, 963 00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:57,167 BECAUSE I SURVIVED WORKING FOR LOU FLEMING-MORRIS. 964 00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:04,074 (ON THE VERGE OF TEARS) ACTUALLY, 965 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:07,510 I SHOULD ALSO SAY, 966 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:11,314 NO MATTER HOW CRAZY IT'S BEEN WORKING FOR YOU, 967 00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:13,450 I'VE ALWAYS RESPECTED YOU. 968 00:39:14,386 --> 00:39:16,786 ALWAYS FELT LIKE YOU WERE A FRIEND, 969 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:19,522 LIKE WE WERE FAMILY. 970 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:22,258 BUT I GUESS I WAS JUST KIDDING MYSELF. 971 00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:25,929 HOW COULD YOU SPY ON ME, LOU? 972 00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:27,931 THAT'S SO NOT FAIR. 973 00:39:41,279 --> 00:39:42,879 SO I WENT BACK TO MAGGIE'S 974 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:45,281 AND LUCKILY THE TOILET WAS STILL SITTING OUT BACK. 975 00:39:45,349 --> 00:39:46,816 DID YOU CLEAN IT? NO. 976 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,484 LOU: GRAMPA! 977 00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:50,319 DAD HURT HIS KNEE REALLY BAD. 978 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,621 WE NEED TO GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL. 979 00:39:54,226 --> 00:39:56,092 SERIOUSLY? A TRAVOIS? 980 00:39:57,028 --> 00:39:59,696 COULD THIS DAY GET ANY CRAZIER? 981 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:05,034 WAYLON: THIS IS AWESOME! 982 00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:07,770 WHOA! SWEET! 983 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:08,838 WAYLON: WOO! 984 00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:12,342 (LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) 985 00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:15,645 GET ME OFF THIS THING! 986 00:40:20,252 --> 00:40:21,317 WHERE IS SHE? 987 00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:23,453 UH, IN THE NURSERY. 988 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:30,193 (NURSERY DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 989 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:32,895 (DOOR SHUTS) 990 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,400 SHE LOOKS FINE. 991 00:40:37,468 --> 00:40:39,202 WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 992 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,269 (SIGHS) 993 00:40:40,338 --> 00:40:42,872 STUPID PHONE CONNECTION. 994 00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:46,976 HEY, SHE'S GONNA WANNA SEE HIM 995 00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:49,112 WHEN SHE WAKES UP. 996 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:54,484 I KNOW HE LOOKS CREEPY, BUT SHE LOVES THIS GUY. 997 00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:56,686 YEAH, WELL, YOU DIDN'T BUY IT FOR ITS LOOKS NOW, DID YOU? 998 00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:58,821 NO. IT WAS A GIFT. 999 00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:01,491 IT'S ONE OF THOSE STUPID NANNY-CAMS. 1000 00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:03,826 GOD, PEOPLE ARE SO PARANOID. 1001 00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:05,161 I WOULD NEVER USE ONE OF THESE, 1002 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:06,463 BUT KATIE JUST LOVES HIM. 1003 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:10,566 A NANNY-CAM, HUH? 1004 00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:11,968 GEE, I WONDER HOW IT WORKS? 1005 00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:15,772 THERE'S A RECORD BUTTON ON THE BACK HERE. 1006 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,773 YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD BE REALLY EASY TO PRESS. 1007 00:41:17,842 --> 00:41:20,076 (GASPS) KATIE IS ALWAYS CUDDLING WITH THIS. 1008 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:23,246 I WONDER IF SHE EVER ACCIDENTALLY RECORDED HERSELF. 1009 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:24,280 WE SHOULD SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING 1010 00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:25,581 ON THIS VIDEO RECORDER. 1011 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:28,050 NO! I MEAN... LET ME. 1012 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,652 I CAN JUST DOWNLOAD IT ON YOUR LAPTOP. 1013 00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:31,320 WHY DON'T WE JUST WATCH IT NOW? 1014 00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:33,656 YOU'VE HAD A LONG TRIP. 1015 00:41:33,692 --> 00:41:36,659 SERIOUSLY, I CAN JUST EDIT ALL THE GOOD BITS TOGETHER, 1016 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:39,195 IF THERE'S EVEN ANYTHING ON HERE. 1017 00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:42,131 YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD JUST CHILL, 1018 00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:44,800 HAVE A SHOWER WHILE KATIE'S STILL NAPPING. 1019 00:41:44,803 --> 00:41:45,869 (SIGHS) 1020 00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:47,336 OH. 1021 00:41:47,339 --> 00:41:50,806 AND, UH, THANK YOU, YOU KNOW, FOR EVERYTHING. 1022 00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:53,409 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YOU. 1023 00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:04,287 AMY: AND THEN THIS LIKE GIANT MAN-BEAR 1024 00:42:04,289 --> 00:42:05,688 COMES OUTTA THE DARKNESS. 1025 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:08,424 A MAN-BEAR. WHAT IS A MAN-BEAR? 1026 00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:10,626 OKAY, HE WAS MORE LIKE... 1027 00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:11,961 A REALLY HAIRY FAT GUY. 1028 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,062 TY: (LAUGHS) 1029 00:42:15,499 --> 00:42:17,099 YOU FLEMING'S ARE CRAZY. 1030 00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:18,868 I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT. 1031 00:42:18,936 --> 00:42:20,303 I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. (LAUGHS) 1032 00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:23,640 TY: I'LL SEE YOU LATER. AMY: YEAH. 1033 00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:31,848 HEY, DAD. WHAT'D THE DOC SAY? 1034 00:42:31,916 --> 00:42:33,783 AGH... 1035 00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:35,351 STRAINED A FEW LIGAMENTS. 1036 00:42:35,419 --> 00:42:37,053 NO TEARS THIS TIME. 1037 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,955 SO I'M GUESSING THIS IS ANOTHER SURPRISE? 1038 00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:40,623 YEAH, WELL... 1039 00:42:41,859 --> 00:42:43,426 LET'S HOPE SHANE LIKES THIS ONE. 1040 00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:44,561 (STEER MOOS) 1041 00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:47,163 (TIM CHUCKLES AND GRUNTS IN PAIN) 1042 00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:51,935 HONEY, 1043 00:42:53,872 --> 00:42:55,571 I'M REAL SORRY ABOUT MISSING ALL THOSE YEARS 1044 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,540 WHEN YOU WERE A KID. 1045 00:42:57,609 --> 00:43:00,276 DAD, THAT'S WATER WAY UNDER THE BRIDGE. 1046 00:43:00,278 --> 00:43:03,346 WE'RE IN A GOOD SPOT NOW, RIGHT? 1047 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:06,816 WELL, YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME HOW WE GOT HERE AGAIN? 1048 00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:10,286 HOW DID I MANAGE TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THOSE YEARS? 1049 00:43:10,354 --> 00:43:12,421 YOU NEVER GAVE UP. 1050 00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:13,489 I LOVE YOU. 1051 00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:14,891 LOVE YOU, TOO. 1052 00:43:15,993 --> 00:43:18,527 SHANE: WHOA! YOU GOT A STEER! 1053 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:19,996 HEY. 1054 00:43:20,064 --> 00:43:21,664 THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA PRACTICE YOUR ROPING 1055 00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:23,232 ON THAT GUY. 1056 00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:25,368 WAIT. REALLY? 1057 00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:26,436 (CHUCKLES) 1058 00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:28,771 WHAT ABOUT THE GOAT? 1059 00:43:28,839 --> 00:43:30,406 AH, YOU CAN KEEP HIM AS A PET. 1060 00:43:30,474 --> 00:43:32,175 YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH FOR THE REAL DEAL. 1061 00:43:34,812 --> 00:43:36,446 SO I'LL BET YOUR KNEE'S REALLY SORE. 1062 00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:38,047 NAH. 1063 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:41,384 NOT AS BAD AS THE FIRST TIME I WRECKED IT BACK IN '83. 1064 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:42,818 IT WAS '84. 1065 00:43:42,887 --> 00:43:44,153 WHAT? 1066 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:47,456 YOU HURT IT BULLDOGGING AT GRANDE PRAIRIE IN '84. 1067 00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:49,725 I READ ABOUT IT ONLINE. 1068 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:51,194 AND YOUR BACK INJURY 1069 00:43:51,262 --> 00:43:52,928 WAS FROM A NASTY BRONC NAMED NIGHT TRAIN 1070 00:43:52,931 --> 00:43:54,430 AT THE STAMPEDE IN '88. 1071 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:55,831 (CHUCKLES) 1072 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:57,667 I'M IMPRESSED. 1073 00:43:57,669 --> 00:44:00,770 BUT I NEVER READ ANYTHING ABOUT A SHOULDER INJURY. 1074 00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:04,807 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT A RODEO. 1075 00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:06,709 GUNSHOT. 1076 00:44:06,777 --> 00:44:07,810 WAIT. REALLY? 1077 00:44:07,878 --> 00:44:09,912 YEAH. YEAH, REAL STANDOFF. 1078 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,681 SOME OF THE MEANEST, ORNERIEST CATTLE RUSTLERS 1079 00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:14,016 YOU EVER MET IN THE WEST. 1080 00:44:14,085 --> 00:44:16,519 I DON'T TALK ABOUT IT MUCH... 1081 00:44:16,587 --> 00:44:18,821 THERE WERE A LOT OF RIFLES. AMY WAS SURROUNDED BY THEM; 1082 00:44:18,889 --> 00:44:20,923 THEY WERE ALL AIMED AT HER. 1083 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:23,959 I HAD TO. AND THEN I DOVE. 1084 00:44:23,962 --> 00:44:25,761 DOVE IN FRONT OF A BULLET. 1085 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:29,832 I HAD TO RUN 100 TO 150 YARDS - A SPRINT. 1086 00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:31,868 YEAH, I WON'T FORGET IT. (VOICE TRAILS OFF)