YOU FOUND THAT STOLEN MONET IN FLORENCE,
SAVED YOUR COMPANY A $25 MILLION PAYOUT.
THAT IDENTITY-THEFT CASE, YOU SAVED $15 MILLION.
SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO FOR THE LAST YEAR?
WORKING, UH, WITH INDIVIDUAL CLIENTS.
CONFIDENTIAL.
NICE. SOLVING RICH PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS.
UH, ACTUALLY, UH, THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
-HMM? -HMM?
WELL, GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE.
WELCOME BACK TO THE INSURANCE GAME.
GREAT, THERE'S LOTS OF FILES I'D LIKE YOU TO REVIEW
FROM OUR INTERNATIONAL BRANCHES.
BANGKOK, LONDON, MADRID...
MEXICO CITY...
LOS ANGELES.
LET'S START YOU AS A CONSULTANT,
WORK HIGH-PROFILE RECOVERIES ON A COMMISSION BASIS,
AND GET YOU AN OFFICE, MAYBE.
MR. FORD?
WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
ZOE, IT'S -- IT'S...
IT'S MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOU THINK.
BUT YOU CALLED THE POLICE, RIGHT?
YEAH, BUT THEY DIDN'T EVEN REALLY GET IT
WHEN I WAS EXPLAINING IT TO THEM.
IT'S VERY...
DIFFICULT TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND UNLESS YOU'RE A BANKER.
SO EXPLAIN IT BETTER.
DADDY, IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
HONEY, CAN WE PLEASE JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT?
OKAY.
CAN I GET A CELLPHONE?
OH, YOI. I GOT NO GOOD CHOICES HERE, DO I?
[ SCOFFS ]
I GOT NO GOOD CHOICES.
[ SIGHS ]
EH, SCREW IT.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
-HONEY! -DAD?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!
DAD!
-IT'S OUT OF CONTROL! -DAD, LOOK OUT!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ HORNS BLARING ]
UH...
-THE BRAKES! -DADDY!
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
OKAY, GUYS. HOLD ON. I GOT YOU.
GET HER OUT OF HERE NOW.
YEAH, OKAY. I GOT HER.
GIVE ME YOUR HANDS. MOVE SLOW.
-MOVE SLOW. -GET HER OUT.
TAKE IT EASY. OKAY.
OKAY.
[ GRUNTS ]
I GOT HER. GET HIM.
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
OH, GOD. HELP -- HELP ME.
WHAT -- HEY.
HELP!
HELP ME! HELP!
HEY! HEY!
-MY DAD! MY DAD! -HELP ME!
OKAY. HOLD ON.
HELP!
PLEASE, HELP!
HELP!
HURRY!
GO! GO!
THE RICH AND POWERFUL, THEY TAKE WHAT THEY WANT.
WE STEAL IT BACK FOR YOU.
AND SOMETIMES, BAD GUYS MAKE THE BEST GOOD GUYS.
WE PROVIDE...
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
EXCUSE ME, I JUST WANTED TO CHECK ON --
HI, I'M GLENN LEARY. I'M MATT'S BOSS AT THE BANK.
OH.
I'M SORRY. THIS IS LIEUTENANT BONANNO
OF THE STATE POLICE.
MR. FORD. HELL OF A THING YOU DID.
NOW, YOU CALL ME IF YOU THINK OF ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT?
STATE POLICE?
CAR CRASH DOWNTOWN --
THAT'S BOSTON P.D., NOT STATE POLICE.
WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S NOT.
MATT CALLED HIM TO SET UP A MEETING.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.
MAYBE SOMETHING AT THE BANK?
HOW? THERE ISN'T EVEN GONNA BE A BANK AFTER FRIDAY.
WE WORK AT FIRST BOSTON INDEPENDENT.
WE'RE GOING UNDER.
AT THE END OF THE WEEK, THE GOVERNMENT'S GONNA COME IN,
WRITE ONE LAST CHECK FOR ALL OUR BAD ASSETS,
AND THAT'S IT -- CLOSE THE DOORS.
AND, UM...
Matt took it pretty hard.
He's drinking.
YOU KNOW WHAT A MESS PEOPLE ARE WHEN THEY DRINK.
HE'S IN SURGERY. I'M GONNA GO DOWN AND CHECK ON HIM.
-[ CLEARS THROAT ] -THANKS AGAIN.
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE CAR.
HMM?
IT WENT REAL FAST... AND THEN THE BRAKES...
YEAH?
LISTEN, THERE -- THERE'S A DETECTIVE BONANNO OUT THERE.
I'M GONNA GO TELL HIM ABOUT THIS, OKAY?
NO, WAIT!
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE CAR.
OKAY. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP.
YEAH?
YEAH.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
PICKING UP FOR ONE. LAST NAME?
PARKER.
FIRST NAME? NO. JUST ONE NAME.
GREAT. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.
PARKER?
[ Laughing ] ALL RIGHT.
AFTER THE SHOW, THEN. I'LL SEE YOU.
-ELIOT? -NATE?
-PARKER? -HARDISON.
SO, HOW HAVE YOU --
GOOD. GOOD. GREAT. YOU?
FANTASTIC.
SIX MONTHS OF TRAVELING. DID A COUPLE OF BIG JOBS.
YEAH. ME, TOO. GREAT OFF TIME.
WELL, I BOUGHT AN OXYGEN TANK. COOL, NICE.
YEAH, SUPER. I'VE BEEN REALLY SUPER, TOO.
YEAH, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME THAT YOU GUYS WOULD --
OH, YOU ALL MADE IT.
[ GASPS ]
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.
YOU KNOW. NOT AS WELL AS I ACT, BUT, YEAH.
OH.
THANKS.
UH, I DON'T WANT TO WRINKLE YOUR --
OOH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
UM...
WE'RE GONNA MEET UP AFTERWARDS.
UH...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ VOCALIZING ]
HUH.
[ GROANING ]
[ SLURPING ]
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'M SURE THE REVIEWS WILL BE --
OH!
...ON THE NEWS WEB -- WEBSITE ALREADY.
REALLY? WOW.
"NEVER BEFORE HAS A PRODUCTION OF 'THE SOUND OF MUSIC'
MADE ME ROOT FOR THE NAZIS."
[ GASPS ]
[ GROANS ]
-YOU QUIT DRINKING? -YEP.
-YOU QUIT DRINKING? -SURE DID.
YOU QUIT DRINKING?
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS PLACE, THEN?
I RENT A CONDO UPSTAIRS.
YOU RENT A CONDO ABOVE A BAR?
THAT'S RIGHT.
WELL, THAT'S VERY...
CATHOLIC.
THE COSTUMES WERE REALLY GREAT.
NO. NO, NO, NO. STOP IT.
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
UNH-UNH. I KNOW WHAT COULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
WE SHOULD STEAL SOMETHING.
MMM. NO, NO.
-YES! -NO.
WE COULD DO IT TOGETHER.
I LIKE THIS. GET RIGHT BACK UP ON THE BIKE.
BIKE OF CRIME.
DIDN'T YOU EARLIER TELL ME HOW GREAT YOUR NEW LIVES WERE?
YEAH, WELL, I STOLE THE HOPE DIAMOND.
-WHAT? -AND THEN I PUT IT BACK.
YEAH, BECAUSE I WAS BORED. DIDN'T CARE.
I SPENT THREE DAYS HACKING THE WHITE HOUSE E-MAIL --
-NO BUZZ. -SEE?
BUT WE ARE DOING SOME PRETTY HINKY STUFF IN PAKISTAN.
HINKY.
LOOK, I'M MISERABLE. THEY'RE MISERABLE.
OKAY, W-WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THE LAST SIX MONTHS?
I WAS IN PAKISTAN.
YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID?
YOU TOOK THE WORLD'S BEST CRIMINALS --
HITTER, HACKER, GRIFTER, THIEF.
YOU TOOK US, AND YOU BROKE US.
NO, NO. I -- WHAT I DID -- I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO HELP PEOPLE.
THAT'S -- THAT'S ALL.
-EXACTLY. -YEAH.
THIS IS THE PROBLEM, THOUGH, WITH BEING THE GOOD GUY.
IT -- IT GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN.
LOOK, NATE.
YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME POOR, LITTLE LOST SOUL SOMEWHERE
WHO NEEDS A LITTLE EXTRA-LEGAL AID.
LOOK, WE ALL -- WE AGREED THAT WE WOULD JUST MOVE ON.
YEAH, BUT... WE'RE...WE'RE THIEVES.
NOT ME.
LOOK, IT WAS GREAT. IT WAS FUN.
IT WAS WONDERFUL WHILE IT LASTED, BUT, YOU KNOW,
I WAS DRUNK MOST OF THE TIME, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
A LITTLE CRAZY --
YEAH, BUT YOU WERE GOOD.
-YOU WERE THE BEST. -WE WERE THE BEST.
LISTEN, REALLY, I OWE ALL OF YOU.
AND I'M VERY PROUD OF WHAT WE DID. I-I REALLY AM.
BUT...
I GOT MY LIFE BACK, AND I INTEND TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.
AND I AM NOT A THIEF.
IT WAS GREAT TO SEE ALL OF YOU.
GOOD NIGHT!
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO TELL HIM.
I KNOW.
TELL HIM WHAT?
NOTHING.
[ SIGHS ]
[ Irish accent ] HEY, DOES YOUR MOTHER SEW?
STITCH THAT.
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
OH.
BUGGER.
[ MUNCHING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
THAT'S MY SHIRT.
YEAH.
OH, YEAH. I STAYED THE NIGHT TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE OKAY.
-YOU WHAT? -BUT DON'T WORRY.
I DIDN'T, YOU KNOW, LOOK UNDER YOUR BED.
I KNOW THAT'S WHERE GUYS KEEP WEIRD, KINKY STUFF.
THERE'S NOTHING UNDER MY BED.
THIS IS ALL COFFEE.
GET OUT OF THERE!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? COME ON, GET OUT OF HERE.
GET ALL THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE. YOU'RE PLANNING SOMETHING.
I KNOW IT. COME ON. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL YOU LAST NIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO, MAN?
YOU WANT US TO JUST BLOW TOWN AND LET YOU FIGURE IT OUT?
YES, ACTUALLY. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO.
WE FOUND THE PHONE NUMBER OF THE HOSPITAL IN YOUR POCKET,
AND WE KNOW WHAT YOU -- WHAT YOU DID.
WE KNOW YOU SAVED THAT GUY'S LIFE AND THAT LITTLE GIRL.
AND WE'RE ALL REALLY, REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
LOOK, NOBODY ELSE IS GONNA HELP THAT GUY AND HIS LITTLE GIRL.
OKAY, THAT'S WHAT WE DO. WE HELP PEOPLE.
BY THE WAY, I COMPARED SOPHIE'S DESCRIPTION OF YOUR ATTACKER
TO THE ACCIDENT FOOTAGE FROM THE SECURITY CAMERA.
DO YOU REALIZE, ON AVERAGE,
PEOPLE ARE CAUGHT ON SECURITY CAMERAS 13 TIMES A DAY?
ATM CAMERAS, TRAFFIC CAMERAS.
IT'S CRAZY, MAN, BUT WE CAN TRACK HIM. WE CAN.
WELL, I -- I LOST HIM IN THIS.
YEAH, WELL, I FOUND THIS EMPTY BRIEFCASE
BELONGING TO A MATT KERRIGAN AT THAT INTERSECTION.
IT'S BOSTON COMMONWEALTH BANK, RIGHT?
NO, FIRST INDEPENDENT BOSTON. THAT'S WHERE KERRIGAN WORKS.
COME ON.
HMM.
WHO'S THIS GUY? YOU DON'T KNOW, DO YOU?
THAT'S KERRIGAN'S BOSS, THAT GUY. LEARY.
WHATEVER.
ALL RIGHT, WHO'S THE OTHER GUY?
IT'S NOT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR FACIAL RECOGNITION.
YEAH, WELL, THE PROBLEM IS, THESE TWO CATS
WENT DOWN TO THE SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES.
WHICH IS THE ONLY ROOM IN EVERY BANK,
WITH ABSOLUTELY NO CAMERAS.
WHICH MEANS WE UP, BABY.
THEY TRIED TO KILL KERRIGAN FOR WHAT WAS IN THE BRIEFCASE.
WE'RE GONNA STEAL IT BACK.
SHE WAS DRESSED THAT WAY 'CAUSE SHE'S DOING A CON.
WHAT, YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A NUN
FOR NO REASON?
IT'S PARKER.
OH, FAIR ENOUGH.
OKAY, I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE. OUT.
I'M -- I'M GETTING CLEANED UP. I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
I WANT ALL THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE.
I WANT YOU GUYS OUT OF HERE.
I'M NOT A PART OF THIS.
OKAY.
NOT A PART OF THIS. THIS IS -- THIS IS YOU GUYS.
WE GOT IT.
IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS THING, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
-FINE. -UNDERSTOOD?
SO, YOU GOING?
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
THE MAN HAS 700 SPORTS CHANNELS.
YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT HE'S GOT UNDER HIS BED?
NO, I DO NOT.
ICKY.
I PERSONALLY PROMISE YOUR MISSIONARY MONEY
WILL BE ABSOLUTELY SAFE HERE IN OUR VAULT.
I THANK YOU.
YOU KEEP YOUR KEY. THE MASTER REMAINS UPSTAIRS AT ALL TIMES.
OH, BLESS YOU, BLESS YOU, SWEETS. BLESS YOU.
YOU ARE THE TWINKLE
IN THAT SONG "TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR."
THANK YOU MUCH.
OH, THAT IS WRONG.
WHICH BOX IS GLENN LEARY'S?
5076, BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA NEED THE MASTER KEY.
AND THE CHILDREN -- THE CHILDREN THANK YOU.
THEY WILL SEND YOU A CARD
JUST AS SOON AS WE BUY THEM TINY PENCILS.
A-AND TEACH THEM HOW TO SPELL.
IT'S A TWO-STEP PROCESS, YOU SEE.
SUPERGLUE AND A HEAT-ACTIVATED POLYMER TO SET IT.
SEVEN SECONDS, INSTANT PLASTIC KEY.
-SHAKE IT. -WHAT?
SHAKE THE BIBLE.
THIS IS EVEN MORE WRONG.
I DID LOOK FOR YOU.
-FOR SIX MONTHS. -DONE.
THE KEY. DONE.
I THINK PEOPLE ARE LIKE LOCKS.
REALLY COMPLICATED AND FRUSTRATING.
BUT YOU CAN'T FORCE THEM.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE TIME AND BE FIDDLY.
FIDDLY?
YOU LEARN TO BE PATIENT,
AND JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THE...
[ LOCK CLICKS ]
WE COULD OPEN EVERY BOX IN HERE WITH THAT KEY.
FOCUS.
WE COULD STEAL EVERYTHING. CLEAN THEM OUT.
FO-CUS.
I'M JUST SAYING.
ALL RIGHT, ZOE, WELL, THAT'S, UH...
YOU KNOW, IT'LL BE BETTER ONCE YOU GET IT OUT OF THE CAST.
YEAH. HOW'S YOUR DAD?
OH. OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'M GONNA COME BY LATER AND CHECK ON YOU.
YEAH. TAKE CARE.
NOW, THIS IS NOT "GONE." THIS IS "MORE."
YEAH, I, UH -- I SCANNED THE DOCUMENTS IN LEARY'S BOX,
BUT I WANTED TO PRINT OUT A FEW PAGES.
I ASKED -- I ASKED ELIOT TO GET RID OF THIS STUFF.
NOW THERE'S MORE STUFF.
DID YOU? OH, WE -- WE CROSSED, BUT DIDN'T SEE EACH OTHER.
HE DIDN'T TELL ME.
OH, THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GONNA PLAY THIS?
OH, MAN. LOOK...
-WHAT? -IS THAT -- IS THAT --
WHAT IS THAT AROMA?
THAT'S THAT APPLE SHAMPOO THAT'S UP THERE.
YOU'VE BEEN UP IN MY SHOWER, RUMMAGING AROUND?
MAN'S IN A STRANGE BATHROOM,
HE'S GOT A LOT OF TIME TO KILL --
NATE, NATE, NATE. LOOK.
BUSINESS INCORPORATED, 1978.
GUESS WHAT. DON'T CARE.
LOOK, LOOK. THIS IS WHAT KERRIGAN FOUND.
THE DEEDS FROM '75 TO '77.
20 BUSINESSES ALL STARTED IN THE LATE '70s.
NOW, HERE'S WHERE IT GETS WEIRD.
ALL THE FINANCIALS FOR -- WHAT? -- 30 YEARS,
SQUEAKY CLEAN.
TAXES PAID, EMPLOYEES WITHHOLDING OFTEN AND EARLY.
UNTIL THE LAST SIX MONTHS.
THAT'S WHEN THEY TOOK OUT CRAZY-BAD BUSINESS LOANS,
REFINANCED MORTGAGES WITH HIGH INTEREST RATES.
I'M TALKING BIG LOANS, TOO.
ADD IT UP, IT'S A COUPLE MILLION.
BRANDON O'HARE.
I'LL RUN HIM THROUGH THE DATABASE.
GREW UP IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD.
THE O'HARES ARE MOBBED UP.
THESE ARE ALL MOB BUSINESSES YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
MOB?
WHERE'S ELIOT?
OOPS.
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT?
YEAH, HARDISON.
THIS IS THE THIRD PLACE I CHECKED. IT'S ALL THE SAME.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MOB?
HEY!
Oh, that mob.
-HEY, THAT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY. -YEAH.
YEAH, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO RESPECT PRIVATE PROPERTY.
[ GRUNTS ]
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
[ COUGHING ]
OW! GOD! NOT THE NOSE! OH!
COME ON.
AAH! HE KICKED MY NOSE!
UH, SORRY.
SERIOUSLY?
YOU KNOW, GUYS, UH, THERE IS A DISHWASHER HERE.
YOU'RE OUT OF ICE.
THIS IS ALL THE STUFF I FOUND AT THE WAREHOUSE IN THE BOXES.
CHECK IT OUT -- A 1981 CALENDAR OF HALL AND OATES.
THE FIRST TWO MONTHS ARE ALL HALL AND NO OATES.
COLD, MAN.
JUDGING BY THIS FRINGING AND...
WHAT? ...THOSE SHOULDER PADS,
THIS STUFF HASN'T LEFT THAT WAREHOUSE SINCE THE 1980s.
[ Robotic voice ] I FEEL LIKE A ROBOT.
WAIT, SO IF THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE JUST FAKE BUSINESSES,
HOW COME THEIR FINANCIALS ARE SO SQUEAKY CLEAN?
BECAUSE THEY'RE FAKE BUSINESSES.
I MEAN, COME ON, IT'S RIGHT THERE.
I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING.
WHAT? SOPHIE, HOW DO -- HOW DO YOU CATCH MOB GUYS?
UH, TWO GLASSES OF CHIANTI
AND A STORY ABOUT MY GRANDMA IN SICILY.
HOW DOES THE GOVERNMENT CATCH MOB GUYS?
-TAXES. -TAXES.
THAT'S HOW THEY GOT CAPONE.
IT'S HOW THEY GET EVERYBODY.
YEAH, I MEAN, THEY NEVER GET YOU FOR THE CRIME.
THEY ALWAYS GET YOU FOR THE TAXES.
IT'S NOT REALLY FAIR.
SO, 30 YEARS AGO, THE O'HARES GOT VERY SMART.
YOU SEE, THEY SET UP ALL THESE SHELL COMPANIES.
FAKE SALES, FAKE RECEIPTS.
THEY LAUNDER ALL THEIR MONEY THROUGH THEM.
EVERYBODY IN THE FAMILY GETS A "SALARY."
YEAH, THEY PAY WITHHOLDING, PAYROLL TAXES, PENSION.
IT'S ALL OLD-SCHOOL.
THAT'S WHY THE BUSINESSES ARE CLEAN --
THEY'RE DIRTY FROM THE INSIDE.
WELL, YEAH.
I MEAN, IF YOU HAVE A BODY IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR,
YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT, AREN'T YOU?
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE SOBER, YOUR METAPHORS GET CREEPIER.
BUT, UH, WAIT, WAIT, THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN
THE LAST SIX MONTHS OF RUNNING UP BAD LOANS.
ALL FROM A BANK THAT'S ABOUT TO CLOSE.
CLOSE? NO, NOT CLOSE. GET BAILED OUT.
LOOK, WE'VE GOT A BANKER IN THE POCKET OF THE MOB.
THE MOB TAKES OUT BAD LOANS, CLEANS OUT THE BANK,
KNOWING THREE DAYS FROM NOW,
THE GOVERNMENT'S GONNA COME ALONG AND THEN,
YOU KNOW, BAIL THE BANK OUT.
I MEAN [CHUCKLES] IT'S PERFECT.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN THINK IT'S ILLEGAL. IT'S...
I MEAN, IF WE WERE GONNA DO THIS -- THIS JOB.
JUST THIS ONE JOB.
-YES, JUST THIS ONE. -YEAH.
I MEAN, THE CON THAT YOU'D WANT TO DO --
HYPOTHETICALLY.
...HYPOTHETICALLY, YOU KNOW, IS,
UH, THE TURNABOUT, OF COURSE.
OH, THAT IS A GOOD ONE.
YOU KNOW, IT TAKES...
FIVE PEOPLE TO DO THE TURNABOUT.
-THAT'S TRUE. -THERE'S JUST THE FOUR OF US.
NEED ONE MORE PERSON.
WE'VE GOT TO SCARE THE BANKER INTO TURNING AGAINST THE MOB.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DO THIS JOB.
JUST THIS ONE.
OH.
-IF YOU REALLY WANT. -IF YOU INSIST.
-GREAT. -WE'RE ON BOARD.
HARDISON, YOU AND PARKER, YOU'RE GONNA BE ON THE BADGE.
ELIOT, SHEEPDOG.
SOPHIE --
ICE QUEEN. AND I'M THE BAGMAN.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I AM GONNA GO CALL A PROFESSIONAL KILLER
WHO TRIED TO MURDER ME,
AND ARRANGE TO MEET HIM IN AN ISOLATED LOCATION.
WELL-PLAYED.
SEE THAT? HE DID MISS US.
MR. LEARY, I'M DETECTIVE COSTELLO
WITH THE MASSACHUSETTS STATE POLICE.
THIS IS DETECTIVE COSTIGAN.
I BELIEVE YOU MET WITH OUR CHIEF, LIEUTENANT BONANNO.
UH, YEAH. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
WE'RE INVESTIGATING YOUR COLLEAGUE MATT KERRIGAN'S
"CAR ACCIDENT."
SO Y-YOU DON'T THINK IT WAS AN ACCIDENT?
OF COURSE NOT. SHE DID THE FINGER THING.
YOU GOT THAT. EVERYBODY GETS THAT.
DID I DO IT RIGHT?
NO. NO. THIS GUY JUST...
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS MAN?
NO, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF STUFF
MATT WAS GETTING INTO.
YOU SURE? NEVER WENT TO THE MOVIES?
I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
NEVER WENT SHOPPING TOGETHER?
NO, I DIDN'T --
NEVER WENT TO YOUR HOUSE. NEVER DID PARTIES.
SPEND TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY -- CHRISTMAS, KWANZAA, HANUKKAH?
NO, DIDN'T KNOW HIM THAT WELL.
YOU SURE -- WENT TO THE POOL,
PLAYED A LITTLE POOL, KNOCKING EACH OTHER'S BALLS AROUND?
NOT REALLY, NO.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. LEARY,
IF YOU THINK OF ANYTHING, YOU GIVE US A CALL.
WE'VE GOT OUR EYES ON YOU.
ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
I DID IT RIGHT, DIDN'T I?
IT WAS PERFECT. I KNEW I DID IT RIGHT.
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL EXECUTION. ABSOLUTELY.
JUST LIKE YOU TAUGHT ME. I DID IT.
YEAH. YEAH, YOU DID IT. I LIKE IT. YEAH.
HEY, THIS DETONATOR --
IF I'M AROUND THE CORNER, IS IT STILL GONNA BE IN RANGE?
SHOULD BE.
I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT ALL THE KINKS YET.
SOMETIMES THE THINGS JUST GO OFF.
WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. HEY.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS THING WAS SAFE.
MOSTLY. MOSTLY SAFE. I WAS VERY SPECIFIC.
UH, SOMETIMES THE FREQUENCIES GET MESSED UP.
WHAT FREQUENCIES, MAN? HUH?
I GOT THESE THINGS IN MY PANTS.
LIKE, YOU KNOW, A GARAGE-DOOR OPENER, A CAR ALARM.
[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT ELIOT'S CROTCH WILL ACTUALLY EXPLODE?
DAMN IT, HARDISON!
[ CHUCKLES ]
SOPHIE, LEARY'S TIPPED, AND THE STREETS ARE MINED.
HOW'S NATE DOING?
[ GRUNTING ]
LET ME CALL YOU BACK. I GOT TO GO.
[ COUGHING ]
WHY WERE YOU AT THE ACCIDENT?
I WAS FOLLOWING KERRIGAN.
I THOUGHT HE WAS ONE OF YOUR GUYS.
YOU WORKING FOR THE COPS?
SURE, O'HARE, I'M WORKING FOR THE COPS.
THAT'S WHY I CALLED YOU AND CAME DOWN HERE ALONE
BECAUSE I'M THE SMARTEST UNDERCOVER COP IN THE WORLD.
COME ON.
YOU'RE JIMMY FORD'S KID -- NATHAN.
THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BECOME A PRIEST.
-YEAH, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. -I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT FOR YOU, EITHER.
GO AHEAD. ENTERTAIN ME.
YEAH, SO, 30 YEARS AGO,
YOUR FATHER SET UP A BUNCH OF FAKE BUSINESSES
TO LAUNDER YOUR MONEY.
AND YOU RAN THEM THROUGH A BANK YOU GUYS CONTROL.
HOW AM I DOING?
YOU'RE TALKING YOURSELF INTO BOSTON HARBOR.
YEAH, THEN YOUR BANK GOT IN A LITTLE TROUBLE.
A BIG FEDERAL BAILOUT COMES ALONG.
YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET A SLICE OF THE BAILOUT.
YEAH, WE'RE DONE HERE.
[ British accent ] YOU TAKE OUT
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN BAD LOANS,
YOU GET YOUR PET BANKER LEARY TO WRITE YOU OFF AS TOXIC ASSETS
JUST AS THE BANKS GO UNDER.
GOVERNMENT EATS THE LOANS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHELL OUT A SINGLE PENNY.
NICE. I LIKE IT A LOT.
ANNIE KROY.
NAME'S FAMILIAR.
MY FAMILY DOES BUSINESS IN NORTH LONDON WITH TERRY ADAMS,
AND A COUPLE OF OTHER ORGANIZATIONS.
WE HANDLE THE MONEY.
YEAH, SEE, WHAT THEY DO IS THEY CLEAN THE MONEY.
HEY!
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
BUT SINCE THE NEW EUROPEAN BANKING LAWS --
YOU KNOW THIS, WHAT ARE THEY CALLING IT?
THE CREDIT CRUNCH.
YEAH, SHIFTING MONEY ON EITHER SIDE OF THE CHANNEL,
IT'S GETTING A BIT TRICKY.
WE HIRED HIM TO FIND US ALTERNATIVES HERE IN THE STATES.
AND HE FOUND YOU.
-OH. -HELLO, GORGEOUS.
I WAS JUST COMING UP TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT THE OTHER NIGHT
WHEN YOUR MAN HERE... WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
WE BUMPED HEADS.
SO, UH, WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?
WE WANT IN.
WE'LL BUY 30% OF YOUR BUSINESSES AT A 5-POINT PREMIUM,
ASSUME THEIR DEBTS.
YOU TRADE US CLEAN U.S. GOVERNMENT MONEY
FOR OUR...MORE SOILED FUNDS.
THE BAILOUT GOES DOWN IN THREE DAYS.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
GOOD FAITH PAYMENT, TOMORROW, CASH.
250 GRAND. SHOW WE'RE SERIOUS.
UH...
I'M GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO SOME PEOPLE.
FINE.
IT'S UP TO YOU IF YOU WANT TO TELL THEM ABOUT THE 250.
-[ GASPS ] [ LOUD POPPING ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ Speed-dialing, ringing ]
Leave a message after the beep.
DETECTIVE COSTELLO. SOMEBODY JUST SHOT AT ME.
WE HAVE TO TALK, PLEASE!
[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
NERVOUS HABIT.
WHAT IS THAT?
SAINT BRIGID. MY MOTHER'S NAME.
DAD GOT IT FOR ME AFTER SHE DIED.
HMM.
SO, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
THEY SAY THE ACCIDENT'S HIS FAULT.
NO.
NO, NOW LISTEN.
YOUR DAD -- HE FOUND SOME PAPERS AT WORK,
AND HE WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY MEANT.
AND HE GOT A LITTLE BIT TOO CLOSE TO SOMETHING --
NO, BUT IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.
IT WAS MY FAULT.
NO, NO, IT WASN'T YOUR --
NO, HE SAID SOMETHING WAS BOTHERING HIM AT WORK.
I TOLD HIM TO CALL THE POLICE, AND NOW --
NOW THEY...
"THERE ARE WOLVES IN THE WORLD."
THAT'S WHAT DAD SAYS.
"BE CAREFUL, ZOE.
THERE ARE WOLVES IN THE WORLD."
HE WAS NOT WRONG.
YEAH.
SO THE WORLD'S JUST LIKE THIS, HUH?
BAD PEOPLE DO BAD THINGS
AND THEY ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH IT.
NOBODY STOPS THEM.
NEW EARBUDS.
BETTER RANGE, BETTER FIT.
ALL YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IS WHISPER, AND WE'LL ALL HEAR IT.
OKAY, NOW, IF THIS WORKS, OUR FRIEND MR. LEARY,
HE GOES TO THE STATE POLICE, HE RUNS, HE SPILLS HIS GUTS.
ELIOT, MAKE SURE HE GETS THERE.
I'M ON IT.
OKAY. AND O'HARE'S MONEY FOR THE FRAME-UP?
AND THIS MONEY CAME FROM...
OH, YEAH.
PERFECT. OKAY, LET'S REEL THEM IN.
[ CELLPHONE DIALING ]
Yeah, O'Hare?
FORD, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET HERE?
[ CELLPHONE DIALS ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
OH, DETECTIVE, THANK GOD.
LISTEN, SOMEBODY -- SOMEBODY TRIED TO KILL ME YESTERDAY.
YEAH, I'LL BE THERE PRETTY SOON.
BUT LISTEN -- MRS. KROY, SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOUR BANKER
AND MAKE SURE, YOU KNOW, THE DETAILS ARE RIGHT.
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
Come in and talk to us, Mr. Leary.
WE CAN PROTECT YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU TELL US EVERYTHING.
I can't. I can't.
DO YOU KNOW WHO'S DOING THIS TO ME?
No, but I have to warn you. They're gonna try again.
And next time, they'll be smarter.
YOU KNOW, SHE CAN BE A REAL HARD-ASS.
I MEAN, YOU SAW THAT THE OTHER NIGHT.
YEAH, SHE GOT A HARD HEAD. [ CHUCKLES ] NOW, THAT ASS...
[ LAUGHS WEAKLY ]
Next time, you'll get a phone call from somebody you know.
They'll ask to meet you somewhere isolated,
AND THAT'S THE HIT.
SOMEBODY I KNOW?
And make sure the banker's there.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. JUST BRING THE MONEY.
All right.
WHEN YOU GET THAT CALL, COME TO MY OFFICE.
YOU ASK FOR LIEUTENANT BONANNO. YOU TELL HIM EVERYTHING.
That's the only way I can keep you alive.
-BUT I -- [ Dial tone ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ Ringing ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
HELLO?
Leary, get down to the warehouse.
I NEED TO MEET YOU NOW.
[ Dial tone ]
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
WHERE'S YOUR BOSS?
SHE'S ON HER WAY.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT WAS JUST US, NO COPS.
HERE YOU GO.
ELIOT, IS LEARY WITH THE COPS?
WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF ROOM FOR ERROR.
THERE'S A PROBLEM.
LEARY DROVE DOWN TO THE WATERFRONT.
DUMPED HIS CAR. HE'S HEADING RIGHT FOR YOU.
He was supposed to go to the cops.
WELL, THEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.
O'HARE!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?
THE DEAL, THE BRITS, THEY WANTED TO MEET.
SOMEBODY JUST TOOK A SHOT AT ME.
FOR ALL WE KNOW, IT WAS THE BRITS.
AND THEN YOU CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE
WHEN WE'RE CRAWLING WITH COPS?
OKAY, GUYS, IT'S NOT O'HARE.
WHAT?
O'HARE IS NOT THE BOSS, IS WHAT I'M SAYING.
NO. THIS WHOLE CON WAS BUILT AROUND O'HARE.
OOH, THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA SHOOT NATE IN THE FACE.
PARKER, I CAN HEAR YOU.
OOH. UH, SORRY. FORGOT ABOUT THE --
T-THIS IS NOT GOOD.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, LISTEN.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE THIS ONE UP AS WE GO.
STATE COPS -- THEY QUESTIONED ME ABOUT KERRIGAN.
I TRIED TO GET THEM TO TALK, BUT NOTHING.
ARE YOU SURE THIS DEAL ISN'T A SETUP?
FORD!
AH, YES.
YOU?
HIM? THIS IS THE GUY MAKING THE OFFER?
HE WAS AT THE CRASH.
YEAH, LOOK, LOOK. I'M JUST, UH, THE MIDDLEMAN HERE.
I DON'T CARE WHY YOU'RE HERE.
THIS STINKS. I SAY PUT HIM IN THE HARBOR.
THIS IS A GOOD DEAL.
YOU DON'T DECIDE WHAT DEALS WE TAKE.
AND I SAY IF YOU WANT YOUR PAYOFF,
YOU PUT HIM DOWN NOW.
A GOOD FAITH PAYMENT RIGHT HERE.
HUH? UM, YOU KNOW, SORRY.
WE SHOULD HAVE CONTACTED YOU FIRST,
BUT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE MAN IN CHARGE, SO...
YOU THOUGHT THESE GUYS CAME UP WITH THAT BAILOUT PLAN?
YEAH, YEAH. WELL, SURE.
OH, COME ON.
THESE GUYS AREN'T IN CHARGE. I'M IN CHARGE.
THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN RUNNING THIS TOWN FOR 30 YEARS --
OH, COME ON. THESE GUYS ARE THE PAST.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE GUYS CLEAR IN A YEAR?
STEALING CIGARETTES, SELLING DRUGS --
A COUPLE HUNDRED THOUSAND, ALL IN?
AND FOR THAT, THE GOVERNMENT HUNTS THEM DOWN LIKE DOGS.
PEOPLE LIKE ME, WE TOOK BILLIONS FROM THE BANKS.
BILLIONS.
AND WHAT DID THE GOVERNMENT DO WHEN THEY FINALLY CAUGHT US?
THEY WROTE US A GIANT CHECK,
AND BEGGED US TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER.
[ GRUNTING ]
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
HEY. HEY, I KNOW THIS GUY.
HE WAS THERE WHEN THE COPS QUESTIONED ME.
HIM?
YEAH.
You better know what you're doing.
HEY, HE'S GOT A STATE TROOPER BADGE.
SON OF A...
THAT'S IT.
KILL HIM.
WHOA.
UH...
YOU WANT HIM DEAD, YOU KILL HIM.
I FIXED KERRIGAN'S BRAKES. I'M NOT KILLING A COP.
YOU SCREWED UP KERRIGAN.
YEAH, NO. HE'S RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
HE'S -- WELL, WE'RE --
[ GUNSHOT ]
[ GUNSHOTS ]
[ British accent ] HAS HE GOT A WIRE?
WELL, COME ON, FORD. GET WITH IT!
CHECK HIM FOR A WIRE.
YES, UH, RIGHT ON IT. UH...
THIS ISN'T HOW WE DO IT IN BOSTON.
REALLY? IT'S EXACTLY HOW WE DO IT IN LONDON.
EXCEPT WE USUALLY USE A RAZOR BLADE.
NO WIRE.
BUT HE HAS A CELLPHONE, THOUGH.
GIVE IT TO ME.
AH, NOTHING ON SPEED DIAL.
HIT REDIAL. SEE WHO HE CALLED.
SAY, THAT'S GOOD.
LEARY, RIGHT? ANNIE KROY.
NICE LITTLE NUMBER WITH THE BANKS THERE.
IT'S A SHAME THE REST OF YOUR OPERATION'S A BIT MORE BALLS-UP.
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
O'HARE?
WHY WAS A COP'S LAST PHONE CALL TO YOU?
[ CELLPHONE DIALING ]
YEAH, O'HARE?
BUT HE HAS A CELLPHONE, THOUGH.
THIS IS -- THIS -- THIS -- THIS -- THIS IS A SETUP.
HOW IS IT A SETUP?
SHE SHOT THE COP.
YEAH, AND HE'S THE ONE WHO DIALED THE PHONE.
YOU DIDN'T WANT US TO SHOOT HIM, EITHER, DID YOU?
WHY? DID YOU KNOW HIM?
IT WASN'T LIKE THAT! COME ON!
Y-YOU KNOW I WAS IN THIS THING RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING.
W-WHY WOULD I BE INVOLVED?
GO! GO!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
GET IN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!
THERE HE IS! GET HIM!
HEY! HEY!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ GUNSHOTS ]
GET HIM!
[ GUNSHOTS ]
GET THE CAR!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? T-THEY'RE GONNA BE RIGHT BEHIND US.
THEN YOU BEST TALK FAST. STATE POLICE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR MAN?
I DIDN'T KILL HIM. THEY DID.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] -TACTICAL'S MOVING IN NOW.
SO IN ABOUT ONE MINUTE, YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONNA HAVE
SWAT TEAMS, SMOKE BOMBS, HELICOPTERS, AND LASERS
ALL UP IN THERE, WHICH MEANS YOU GOT
ABOUT 30 SECONDS TO CUT A DEAL, O'HARE.
THAT IS WHO YOU ARE, RIGHT? BRANDON O'HARE?
OH, GOD.
I'LL GIVE YOU LEARY. ALL RIGHT?
HE ORGANIZED THE BANK FRAUD, AND HE CONTRACTED THE KERRIGAN HIT.
I WAS AN ACCESSORY AFTER THE FACT.
EH, GOOD ENOUGH.
[ TASER CRACKLES ]
[ GRUNTS ]
HE ORGANIZED THE BANK FRAUD,
AND HE CONTRACTED THE KERRIGAN HIT.
THOSE WERE THE STATE COPS WHO QUESTIONED ME.
WELL, HAVE THEY GOT ANY EVIDENCE?
NO, NO. NOTHING REAL.
JUST O'HARE'S WORD AGAINST MINE.
AND NO DOCUMENTS?
NO. NO, NO. I-I HAVE THOSE.
BUT KERRIGAN SAW THEM.
AND THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM.
YOU KNOW, WE'RE SCREWED IF HE WAKES UP.
HE WON'T.
KERRIGAN'S THE LAST LOOSE END.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM MYSELF.
HEY, HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT ABOUT HIM?
HIM?
HEY, I NEVER TOUCHED HIM.
YOUR FINGERPRINTS ARE ALL OVER HIM.
I'LL CLEAN UP MY MESS, YOU CLEAN UP YOURS.
SO, HOW'D YOU DO IT?
[ GRUNTS ]
DETONATOR...
KETCHUP.
AH, THE CLASSICS.
OH, I LOVE A GOOD DEATH SCENE!
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
DR. LAWRENCE TO PEDIATRICS.
MR. LEARY. YOU REMEMBER ME, DON'T YOU?
LIEUTENANT PATRICK BONANNO, ORGANIZED CRIME DIVISION.
UH, YEAH. OF COURSE I DO.
WHAT'S IN THE BRIEFCASE?
IN...?
OH.
UM, I CAN EXPLAIN THAT.
[ WHISTLES ]
YOU KNOW, I THINK I CAN EXPLAIN THIS, TOO.
O'HARE'S BEEN TALKING.
-O'HARE? -YEAH.
I JUST FOUND HIM DUCT-TAPED TO THE WHEEL OF MY CAR
WITH A TAPED CONFESSION IN HIS FRONT POCKET.
HE'S BEING VERY COOPERATIVE.
SO, WHAT?
YOU FIND OUT O'HARE FLIPPED,
AND YOU WENT AND ROBBED YOUR OWN BANK
FOR GETAWAY MONEY?
-WHAT? -OH, YEAH.
SOMEBODY CLEARED OUT SEVERAL SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES AT YOUR BANK.
WE COULD OPEN EVERY BOX IN HERE WITH THAT KEY.
[ INHALES SHARPLY ] MWAH!
OH, WHAT'S THIS?
I'M GONNA TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THESE, TOO.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE THEY CAN EXPLAIN
WHY YOU TRIED TO KILL MR. KERRIGAN.
HEY...NO, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT CAR CRASH!
RIGHT.
-I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THERE. -UH-HUH.
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST EXPLAIN ONE THING TO ME, THEN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH KERRIGAN'S STOLEN BRIEFCASE?
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
WELL, I FOUND THIS EMPTY BRIEFCASE
BELONGING TO MATT KERRIGAN AT THAT INTERSECTION.
I WAS TRICKED.
IT WASN'T -- IT WASN'T ME, YOU UNDERSTAND?
SOMEBODY TRICKED YOU
INTO BRINGING A BRIEFCASE FULL OF EVIDENCE OF YOUR OWN CRIMES
STRAIGHT TO THE POLICE?
[ CHUCKLES ] COME ON, MR. LEARY.
NOBODY'S THAT SMART.
GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
[ GASPS ] I CAN'T TAKE THIS FROM YOU.
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT FROM US.
THE IRS PAYS A PERCENTAGE FOR ALL THE TAX FRAUDS REPORTED.
ALL THOSE MOB BUSINESSES, 30 YEARS OF BACK TAXES.
YOU FOUND THEM.
[ CHUCKLES ] THANK YOU.
I CAN NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH.
THANK YOU.
THERE ARE WOLVES IN THE WORLD.
MM.
BUT SOMETIMES THEY'RE THE GOOD GUYS, I GUESS.
STILL YOUR LAST JOB?
WELL, UH, MAYBE, UM...
YEAH?
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, UNTIL I FIND A JOB I LIKE ENOUGH, YOU KNOW,
TO STAY OUT OF THE BARS.
IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVIL'S WORKSHOP.
-AND THEN I'M OUT. I'M DONE. -SURE.
YEAH. 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT A THIEF.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
HEY, LET'S GO GET SOME DINNER.
OH, UM...
YEAH, I -- I CAN'T. I-I'M...
I GOT TO GO MEET SOMEONE.
AH, BRING 'EM ALONG.
[ CHUCKLES ] UH...
BOYFRIEND.
AH.
YEAH.
HE'S -- HE'S REALLY...
YEAH, I GET IT.
YOU'LL MEET HIM.
BUT...
GO, GO.
SEE YA.
[ SLOW-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SIGHS ]
GIVE ME AN IRISH, NEAT.
[ SIGHS ]
WHOA, WHOA. W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?
I'M RUNNING THIS CAT-5 CABLE TO THE --
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
NO, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THESE MONITORS IN MY APARTMENT.
-COMING THROUGH! -NO, THESE MUST GO. WHAT?
NO! PARKER, NO!
NOT THAT PAINT-- I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE THAT PAINTING.
"HI, I'M OLD NATE, AND I LIVE HERE, TOO.
YOU CAN'T JUST BREAK IN HERE AND START HANGING --
OH, YEAH, YEAH -- FOR REPAIRS OR RENOVATION,
YOUR LANDLORD HAS FULL ACCESS TO YOUR DWELLING.
IT'S IN THE LEASE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING MY LEASE?
I BOUGHT THE BUILDING.
YOU BOUGHT THE... YOU'RE MY LANDLORD?
YEAH. YEAH!
[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ]
NO, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ COUGHS ]
OH.