1 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:13,214 [ BEEPING ] 2 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:29,663 -DR. JAMESON. -[ GASPS ] 3 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,765 MR. CASTEN. YOU SCARED ME. 4 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:34,135 ONLY THE I.T. DEPARTMENT IS ALLOWED IN THE SERVER ROOM. 5 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:36,304 OH, I...DIDN'T WANT TO BOTHER THEM. 6 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:39,640 I WAS JUST TRYING TO COPY SOME OLD RESEARCH...DOCUMENTS. 7 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:41,442 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 8 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,744 OVER THE LAST MONTH, OUR HEAD OF SECURITY, MR. MARKLAND, 9 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,114 HAS BEEN TRACKING ILLEGAL ACTIVITY IN OUR DATABASES. 10 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,649 NOW, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS UP HERE, HAVE YOU? 11 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:51,585 NO, THAT'S -- I JUST LOST SOME DOCUMENTS. 12 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,787 FLASH DRIVE. MM. 13 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,227 [ BEEPING ] 14 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,797 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 15 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,866 DR. JAMESON, YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO COME WITH -- 16 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,101 FIND HER. 17 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:09,870 [ BEEP ] 18 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,306 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 19 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,676 YEAH. COME ON. 20 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:20,314 [ BELL CHIMES ] GOING DOWN. 21 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:24,185 THIS IS MARKLAND. I NEED GROUND-LEVEL SECURITY. 22 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:25,686 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 23 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,255 [ GASPS ] HELLO? 24 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,689 Is this Leigh Jameson? 25 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,224 YES, IT IS. WHO IS THIS? 26 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:31,659 This is Forrent Alarm Systems. 27 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,827 Ma'am, your home alarm has been activated. 28 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,496 WHAT?! 29 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:38,499 Which may indicate a break-in or a home invasion. 30 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,801 FEMALE -- BLOND, WEARING A WHITE LAB COAT, 31 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,770 EXITING ELEVATOR BANK "A." 32 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:45,273 [ BELL CHIMES, DOORS OPEN ] 33 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,719 HEY, YOU -- WITH THE BLOND PONYTAIL. 34 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:01,689 STOP RIGHT THERE! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME! COME ON! 35 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:04,692 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 36 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:14,435 THE RICH AND POWERFUL, THEY TAKE WHAT THEY WANT. 37 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,737 WE STEAL IT BACK FOR YOU. 38 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:24,212 AND SOMETIMES, BAD GUYS MAKE THE BEST GOOD GUYS. 39 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,482 WE PROVIDE... 40 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:36,357 [ SIGHS ] 41 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,592 SO, WHEN I GOT BACK HOME YESTERDAY, 42 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,461 MY PLACE WAS TRASHED. 43 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,763 BUT THE ONLY THING STOLEN WAS MY HARD DRIVE. 44 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:45,199 I'M -- I'M GONNA STAY WITH FRIENDS FOR NOW. 45 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,401 JUST...IN CASE. 46 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:50,170 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU HAVE ON LILLIAN FOODS? 47 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,407 ABOUT A MONTH AGO, 48 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,976 ONE OF OUR QUALITY-CONTROL INSPECTORS 49 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,545 FOUND SALMONELLA BACTERIA 50 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,380 ON A SHIPMENT OF FROZEN DINNERS. 51 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,515 -HERE YOU ARE, MA'AM. -THANK YOU. 52 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,185 [ GLASS THUDS ] 53 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:07,855 IT'S BEEN A ROUGH WEEK. 54 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,357 BARTENDER. 55 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,392 -THANKS. ONE MORE. -YOU GOT IT. 56 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:15,263 TURNS OUT THE ENTIRE FROZEN-FOOD DIVISION WAS CONTAMINATED. 57 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:17,598 OUR V.P., ERIK CASTEN, 58 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:20,234 DID A COST-BENEFIT ANALYSIS OF THE PROBLEM. 59 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,503 THE STUDY FOUND THAT IT WOULD BE CHEAPER 60 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:23,737 TO PAY OFF ANY LAWSUIT 61 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:25,906 THAN TO PULL THE BAD PRODUCTS OFF THE SHELVES. 62 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,708 -HERE YOU ARE. -THANKS. 63 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,444 OH, DO YOU -- DO YOU WANT A -- 64 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:32,680 NO, THANKS. UM... 65 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,814 MNH-MNH. 66 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:36,784 I'M SO NERVOUS. [ CHUCKLES ] 67 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,657 CASTEN'S REPORT ESTIMATED HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL DIE. 68 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:46,660 HE LOOKED AT THE DATA AND DECIDED IT WAS 69 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:49,263 AN ACCEPTABLE NUMBER OF DEATHS. 70 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:53,000 "AN ACCEPTABLE NUMBER OF DEATHS" -- OVER FOOD? 71 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:55,669 SO SUPERMARKETS ARE SELLING LILLIAN PRODUCTS 72 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:56,804 THAT WILL KILL PEOPLE. 73 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:59,440 DR. JAMESON, WE WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN. I PROMISE YOU. 74 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,742 OKAY. THANK YOU. 75 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,311 -SURE. -THANK YOU. 76 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:06,380 YOU'VE MADE ME FEEL MUCH BETTER, MR. FORD. 77 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:11,585 OH. UM...YOU -- UH, NOT "MR. FORD." 78 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:14,888 YOU -- YOU -- YOU SHOULD CALL HIM NATE. 79 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,291 I APPRECIATE IT, NATE. 80 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:20,494 WELL, I-IT'S WHAT WE... 81 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:24,432 THIS, UH, CASTEN, THE V.P., UH, HE'S JUST A V.P., RIGHT? 82 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:25,799 WHAT -- WHAT ABOUT THE C.E.O.? 83 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,301 I MEAN... 84 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,636 UH, MR. PRICE. 85 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,070 HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 86 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,972 THAT'S WHY I WAS TRYING TO GET THE REPORT -- 87 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,708 TO GIVE IT TO HIM... OR THE FDA -- ANYONE. 88 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,477 WELL, OKAY, WHAT I'M GONNA DO -- 89 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,746 I'M GONNA GO BRIEF THE TEAM ABOUT ALL OF THIS. 90 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,714 OH, UM, NO. I'VE -- I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. 91 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,383 I THINK I SHOULD GO AND -- AND -- 92 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,817 OH, NO, NO, NO. DON'T BE SILLY. 93 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,419 YEAH. NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 94 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:47,688 BECAUSE I-I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY STAY HERE, 95 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:51,892 BECAUSE DR. JAMESON, SHE STILL LOOKS A LITTLE BIT RATTLED. 96 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:54,061 [ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ] 97 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,706 THAT'S A HELL OF A STORY. 98 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,610 SO... 99 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,611 YEAH. 100 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:11,779 YEAH. 101 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,947 I'M GONNA GO BRIEF THE TEAM. THEN I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. 102 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,016 OH. OKAY. 103 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,487 HOW YOU DOING OVER HERE? OKAY? 104 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,455 ONE MORE. THANK YOU. 105 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:22,523 YOU GOT IT. 106 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,367 HER NAME IS KATIE. LIKES -- WILD HORSES. 107 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:35,736 DISLIKES -- VANILLA TOOTHPASTE. 108 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,671 PLEASE STOP TALKING. 109 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:38,572 HEY. 110 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:41,008 WELL, I CAN CERTAINLY CHECK. [ LAUGHS ] 111 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,346 HOW YOU DOING? 112 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,720 OH, I'M SO IN. 113 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:55,423 HEY, UH, ELIOT, WHAT IS THAT BLOCKING YOUR BUTTON CAM? 114 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:58,158 OH, YEAH, IT'S YOUR EGO. 115 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,593 PARKER? 116 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:02,162 FIRST 10 FLOORS ARE FREE-CLIMBING HEAVEN, 117 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,697 BUT AFTER THAT, IT'S A SLIP AND SLIDE. 118 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,566 YOU HAVE PRETTY HAIR. 119 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,368 -[ BURPS ] -YOU DON'T. 120 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:12,640 [ BELL CHIMES ] 121 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,442 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING UP HERE. 122 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:15,809 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD BE DOWNSTAIRS. 123 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,578 WHY WOULD I BE DOWNSTAIRS WITH HER? I-I -- 124 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,580 -LOOK, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL... -WE HAVE A MEETING, AND I -- 125 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,549 ...SHE'S AVAILABLE, AND SHE'S INTO YOU -- I CAN TELL. 126 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,584 HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY TELL? LOOK, I APPRECIATE WHAT -- 127 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:24,752 AND YOU'VE GOT THINGS IN COMMON. 128 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:25,786 BUT I DON'T REALLY NEED THIS -- 129 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,821 YOU DEFINITELY HAVE THINGS IN COMMON WITH HER. 130 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,623 -LIKE WHAT? -WELL, UM, SHE'S A SCIENTIST. 131 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,959 AND, WELL, UM... 132 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,061 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE A BIT NERDY. 133 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,729 AREN'T YOU? 134 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:36,764 I'M -- I'M A -- I'M A BIT NERDY? 135 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,999 AND FOOD -- SHE WORKS WITH FOOD. 136 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,000 SHE WORKS WITH FOOD. 137 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,202 WELL, YOU EAT, DON'T YOU? 138 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,072 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SHE COULD MAKE THIS -- LOOK, I -- 139 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,541 -JUST -- JUST THINK ABOUT IT. -NO, I DON'T -- 140 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,910 JUST GO WITH IT. COME ON. TAKE A LEAP OF FAITH. 141 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,645 -NERDY? SERIOUSLY? -TRUST ME. 142 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,180 I JUST WISH YOU HAD SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE. 143 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:54,014 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 144 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,649 YEAH, BUT, SOPHIE, SHE'S A CLIENT. 145 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:56,884 -MM, THAT'S AN EXCUSE. -OH... 146 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,520 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A DATE, HUH -- A REAL DATE? 147 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:00,621 -STOP. -AND WITH WHOM? 148 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:01,955 HARDISON! 149 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:05,058 MNH-MNH. I DON'T THINK THAT COUNTS. 150 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,495 ARE YOU, UH, YOU RUNNING RECON ON LILLIAN FOODS? 151 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,897 UH, YEAH? 152 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,600 DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD CONSULT WITH ME FIRST? 153 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:13,934 DID YOU -- DID HE JU-- 154 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,903 WE DO THIS ALL THE TIME, NATE. 155 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,038 HEY, LOOK, MAN, WHERE DO YOU THINK MY INTEL COMES FROM? 156 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,973 FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE IS NO BLUEPRINT FAIRY. 157 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:22,976 YEAH, WELL, I WANT YOU TO PULL THEM OUT. DO IT NOW. 158 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:25,145 LOOK, WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING, MAN. IT'S A FOOD COMPANY. 159 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,914 NO, NO, YOU DON'T, NO. NOT WITH A PLACE LIKE THIS. 160 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:27,948 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 161 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:31,519 I CAN TRY TO TRANSFER YOU TO THE DEPARTMENT AGAIN. 162 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:34,021 -COME WITH US, PLEASE. -SURE. 163 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,057 DON'T YOU GO ANYWHERE. 164 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,027 I'D GIVE IT EXACTLY, UH -- UH, TWO SECONDS 165 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,630 BEFORE THIS BECOMES A TRAIN WRECK. 166 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,632 Hardison, we got a problem. 167 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,167 WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM? 168 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,571 THEY'RE MRI'ing MY PIZZA, AND THEIR STANCE SAYS "EX-CIA." 169 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,707 YOU CAN TELL SOMEBODY WORKED FOR THE CIA 170 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:54,775 JUST FROM HOW THEY STAND? 171 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,177 It's a very distinctive stance! 172 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:00,948 [ BEEPING RAPIDLY ] 173 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:01,982 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 174 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:06,219 YOU ARE GETTING QUERY SPIKED ALL OVER THE GRID. 175 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:09,089 NSA. CIA. OSS. 176 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:12,593 I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT -- YOU KNOW WHAT? 177 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,828 YOU WANT TO PLAY ROUGH? WE GONNA PLAY ROUGH. 178 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:17,030 OH, WE GONNA PLAY. 179 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:19,633 HOW...DO YOU LIKE ME... 180 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:20,968 -NOW? -YEAH. 181 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:21,935 [ BEEPS ] OH. 182 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:26,106 UH, ELIOT, YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE... 183 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,842 [ ELECTRONICS POWERING DOWN ] ...RIGHT NOW. 184 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:31,712 WORKING ON IT! 185 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,849 PARKER, I'M COMING OUT HOT. 186 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,251 OKAY. ALL CLEAR OUT HERE. JUST ME AND... 187 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,854 COPY THAT. I THINK I GOT ONE OUT HERE, TOO. 188 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:45,225 HEY, BIG BOY. WHAT ARE YOU -- 240, 250? 189 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,160 [ GROANS ] 190 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:53,701 I'LL CALL YOU. 191 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,903 [ LAUGHS ] 192 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,171 YOU KNOW WHEN I SAID YOU HAD PRETTY HAIR? 193 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,007 I WAS LYING. 194 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,775 YEAH, WELL, SO WAS I WHEN I SAID YOU DIDN'T. 195 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,311 WAIT. DAMN IT! 196 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,679 [ GRUNTS ] 197 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,285 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 198 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,021 WHAT? 199 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,824 HARDISON! 200 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,225 WAIT FOR IT. 201 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,226 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] 202 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,662 [ ELECTRONICS POWERING UP ] 203 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:22,763 SEE? 204 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,765 SEE? IT WASN'T NO PROBLEM. 205 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:27,300 I MEAN, I-I HAD IT UNDER CONTROL. 206 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,837 YOU LIKE THE, UH, THE NEW CLEAR IMAGE ON THE... 207 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:30,838 BUTTON CAMS? 208 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,039 I-I UPGRADED. 209 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,107 YEAH. 210 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:39,947 SO, PIZZA-DELIVERY GUY WAS YOUR BIG PLAN? 211 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,883 YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? IT WAS RECON. OKAY? 212 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,918 INFORMATION GATHERING HAS HISTORICALLY BEEN 213 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,687 A VERY SAFE AND PEACEFUL BUSINESS. 214 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,622 AND -- AND IT WAS A FOOD COMPANY! 215 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,157 IT WASN'T LIKE THEY WAS MAKING WEAPONS. 216 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,926 LISTEN, I-I'VE WORKED INSURANCE FOR COMPANIES LIKE THIS. 217 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,395 ANYONE GETS THEIR HANDS ON THE COMPANY'S FOOD PATENTS, 218 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,897 IT COULD COST THEM BILLIONS. 219 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,332 AND, BY THE WAY, THEY GUARD THAT STUFF BETTER 220 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,400 THAN DEFENSE CONTRACTORS. 221 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,636 -DOES THAT HURT? -YEAH. 222 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,838 WELL, THAT EXPLAINS ALL THE EX-SPOOKS 223 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,674 HANGING AROUND THE LOBBY, THEN. 224 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,642 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU LIVE AND YOU LEARN. 225 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:09,777 NO, I LIVED. ALL RIGHT? 226 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,879 YOU SAT BEHIND A COMPUTER AND ACTED LIKE KOOL MOE DEE. 227 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,313 WHAT YOU CALL ME? KOOL MOE DEE? 228 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,182 LIKE YOU EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT KOOL MOE DEE. 229 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,884 I WAS GATHERING VERY CRUCIAL INFORMATION. 230 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,652 -DOES THAT HURT? -YEAH. 231 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,053 HOW ABOUT NOW? 232 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,756 HOW ABOUT YOU SHARE THAT CRUCIAL INFORMATION 233 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:23,957 WITH THE REST OF US? 234 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,026 OKAY. YOU -- YOU KNOW WHAT? 235 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,360 YOU AIN'T SAID NOTHING BUT A WORD. 236 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,361 [ BEEP ] 237 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,963 STOP. 238 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:35,068 ELIOT. GUYS. ELIOT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 239 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,370 She was poking me. 240 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,439 DON'T. MAN -- 241 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,440 HEY. 242 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,210 LILLIAN FOODS IS THE THIRD-LARGEST FOOD COMPANY 243 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,211 IN THE WORLD. 244 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,947 LAST YEAR, MADE $12 BILLION. 245 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,949 THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE FROZEN-FOODS DIVISION -- 246 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:49,750 ERIK CASTEN. 247 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,719 ERIK WITH A "K," CASTEN WITH A "C." 248 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,652 HOW IS THAT RELEVANT? 249 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:55,188 OH. ERIC WITH A "C" -- NICE AND FRIENDLY, 250 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,124 ERIK WITH A "K" -- EVIL. 251 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,258 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 252 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,459 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 253 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,461 ACCORDING TO DR. JAMESON, 254 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,430 ERIK WITH A "K" IS TRYING TO COVER UP 255 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,398 SALMONELLA FOUND IN THE FROZEN DINNERS 256 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,201 SO HIS DIVISION DOESN'T HAVE TO PAY OUT FOR THAT RECALL. 257 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,737 THAT'S WHY I GROW MY OWN FOOD. 258 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,204 HOW DO YOU FIND THE TIME? 259 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,372 YOU MAKE TIME. 260 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,775 I ONLY SLEEP 90 MINUTES A DAY. 261 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,877 ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT WE HAVE TO DO IS WE HAVE TO GET AHOLD 262 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,411 OF CASTEN'S REPORT AND MAKE IT PUBLIC. 263 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,781 IT'S ON THE SERVERS. HOW DO WE GET INTO THE BUILDING? 264 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:23,851 I'M SO FAR AHEAD OF YOU, MAN, IT'S SCARY. I LOVE IT. 265 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:27,087 LOOK, I CAN'T HACK THEIR SYSTEM FROM THE OUTSIDE, 266 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,856 SO I SENT A TROJAN PHONE. 267 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,023 IT'S HACKER 101. 268 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,959 WHAT I DID WAS MESSENGER A SMARTPHONE 269 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,126 WITH AN EXTENDED BATTERY 270 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,195 TO AN EMPLOYEE THAT'S ON VACATION. 271 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,130 PACKAGE SITS IN THE MAIL ROOM, 272 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:40,033 IT SCANS FOR WIRELESS AND BLUETOOTH ACCESS POINTS. 273 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,369 UNFORTUNATELY, EVEN THEIR INTERNAL SERVERS ARE LOCKED DOWN 274 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,370 LIKE THE CIA, 275 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:46,006 SO ALL I WAS ABLE TO GET WAS EMPLOYEE E-MAILS. 276 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,407 WELL, ANYTHING USEFUL THERE? 277 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,809 OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 278 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,844 MARIE FROM PAYROLL HAS A CRUSH ON STEVE 279 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,479 FROM ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE. 280 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,782 LOOK, THAT'S STEVE RIGHT THERE ON HIS VACATION IN FLORIDA 281 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:55,783 FROM A MONTH AGO. 282 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,284 SHE LIKES HIM? REALLY? 283 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:01,221 OH, YEAH. THAT MAN IS A SEXY MAN-BEAST RIGHT THERE. 284 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,290 NOW, SHANNON AND CHRIS FROM MARKETING, 285 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,126 THEY GOT A LITTLE FIGHT GOING ON WITH LAUREN FROM ADS. 286 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,194 OFFICE POLITICS. 287 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,296 GOD, IT'S LUCKY WE DON'T -- WE DON'T HAVE THAT. 288 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,931 EVERYBODY UP IN THERE IS COMPLAINING 289 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,332 ABOUT THIS "STATE OF THE COMPANY" THING TOMORROW. 290 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,433 AND BRIAN FROM I.T. -- 291 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,335 THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. THAT'S OUR WAY IN. 292 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,905 BRIAN FROM I.T.? NO, HE IS NOT A TEAM PLAYER. 293 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,407 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S OUR -- THAT'S OUR WAY IN. 294 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,109 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. 295 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,211 YEAH, THE "STATE OF THE COMPANY" MEETING. HERE WE GO. 296 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,079 WHAT IS THAT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 297 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,180 ME NEITHER. 298 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,415 IT'S LIKE STATE OF THE UNION -- 299 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,616 WHAT IS THAT? 300 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,920 OH, RIGHT, RIGHT. NO, YOU GUYS NEVER HAD REAL JOBS. YEAH. 301 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:33,586 NEVER. 302 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,321 OF COURSE NOT, MAN. COME ON. 303 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,288 RIGHT. 304 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:38,025 ALL RIGHT, SO WHEN I USED TO WORK FOR IYS, 305 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,292 WE WOULD DO THIS ALL THE TIME. 306 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,360 THE COMPANY -- BIG COMPANIES, 307 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,796 THEY MAKE THEIR EMPLOYEES SIT FOR THE ENTIRE DAY 308 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,431 AND LISTEN TO THESE BORING SPEECHES, 309 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,366 LAME ENTERTAINMENT, BAD FOOD -- IT'S -- 310 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,435 UGH. I'M SO GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD. 311 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,369 YEAH, AND IT'S MANDATORY. 312 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,338 IT'S THE ONLY TIME THAT ALL THE EMPLOYEES 313 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,140 ARE AWAY FROM THEIR DESK AT THE SAME TIME. 314 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,574 ALL RIGHT, SO, WE GO IN AS CATERERS, 315 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,742 WE DOWNLOAD THE REPORT 316 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:59,212 WHILE EVERYONE'S CHUCKING BACK THE MINI QUICHES -- EASY. 317 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,114 NO. NO, SEE, IT'S A FOOD COMPANY. 318 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,315 ALL THE CATERING IS IN-HOUSE. 319 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,484 THE ONLY OUTSIDERS INVOLVED IN THIS WHOLE BIG OPERATION 320 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,585 ARE THE ENTERTAINMENT. 321 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,287 AND WHO WOULD THAT BE? 322 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,456 OH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 323 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:13,460 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ] 324 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,197 CHRONOS THE MAGNIFICENT. 325 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,398 [ APPLAUSE ] 326 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,400 MORE LIKE CHRONOS THE JACKASS. 327 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,601 LOOK. 328 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,871 MULTIPLE SEXUAL-HARASSMENT CHARGES. 329 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,873 [ APPLAUSE ] 330 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,008 LOOK. 331 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,177 EVEN HIS ASSISTANT HATES HIM. 332 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,478 THAT'S KIND OF SAD. 333 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,216 [ APPLAUSE ] 334 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:40,220 FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I WILL NEED A VOLUNTEER. 335 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,023 [ SCATTERED SHOUTING ] 336 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,491 GO AHEAD. PUT YOUR HAND UP. 337 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,959 -I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. -WOMAN. 338 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,460 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO. DON'T MAKE ME GO. 339 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,296 -TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM. -OKAY! ME! ME! 340 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,964 ME! ME! PICK ME! 341 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,232 YOU. 342 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,001 COME ON UP HERE. 343 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,970 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 344 00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:01,274 The box is an SASJ-6412. This is how it works, all right? 345 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,110 Okay. 346 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,012 [ APPLAUSE ] 347 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,582 WELL... 348 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,020 -WHAT'S YOUR NAME? -KARA! 349 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,355 YEAH, KARA! LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU! 350 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,256 SILENCE! 351 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,927 Love you, too. Sorry. 352 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,462 WELL, KARA... 353 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,532 ARE YOU READY TO STEP INTO THE BOX... 354 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,666 OF MYSTERY? 355 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,602 UH...I DON'T KNOW. 356 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,472 I ASSURE YOU, IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE. 357 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,607 I LOVE YOU. 358 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,910 THAT'S MY GIRL. THAT'S MY BABY. 359 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,279 -YEAH. -SEXY. SHE BEEN DOING PILATES. 360 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,015 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 361 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,151 GIVE KARA A ROUND OF APPLAUSE. 362 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,162 SEXY STUFF! GO AHEAD, GIRL. DO WHAT YOU DO. 363 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,006 OW! 364 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,175 -HEY! OW!! -OH! 365 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,209 LET GO! 366 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,944 SHE -- SHE'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT. 367 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,113 -LET GO! OW! -HEY, KARA! 368 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,715 DAMN ALL THAT "SHE'S ALL RIGHT." BABY? 369 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,184 [ SCREAMING ] 370 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,252 [ POUNDING ON BOX ] UM, BABY? 371 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,153 BABY? 372 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,321 MA'AM? IF YOU DON'T -- 373 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,290 [ SCREAMING ] 374 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,125 JUST KIDDING. [ LAUGHS ] 375 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,359 HA! ISN'T SHE GREAT? 376 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,961 ISN'T -- COME ON. 377 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:28,695 SNOODLES. 378 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,431 OH. LOVE YOU. 379 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,266 AND THANK YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU! 380 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,202 INTERLOCKING RINGS. 381 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,636 HEY, MAN, YOU -- YOU FORGOT ONE OVER HERE. 382 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:37,537 JUST... 383 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,106 THANK YOU! 384 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,373 THAT'S DOPE, MAN. I LIKE THAT. 385 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,675 Get off my stage! 386 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,979 [ RINGS CLANGING ] 387 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,080 OH, LOOK, Y'ALL, THIS -- 388 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,648 IT -- IT AIN'T REAL. 389 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,985 THAT AIN'T EVEN ALL THAT, MAN. THAT'S -- 390 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,286 GET -- GET OFF -- 391 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,687 [ CROWD GASPS ] 392 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,524 OH, MY GOD! BABY, I'M HERE! 393 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,592 I'M, LIKE, TOTALLY HERE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW! 394 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,161 SOMEBODY GET ON YOUR CELLPHONE! 395 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,729 I LOVE YOU! GET A DENTIST! YOU. 396 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,331 I LOVE YOU! 397 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,633 OH, THAT'S GREAT. HERE YOU GO. 398 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,435 HE DID WHAT? 399 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,670 YEAH, IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS, 400 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,540 BUT, UM, CHRONOS IS GONNA BE HELD IN CUSTODY 401 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,142 FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS. 402 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,010 OUR EVENT IS IN TWO HOURS. 403 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,511 WE DO HAVE A REPLACEMENT, THOUGH, 404 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,747 AND HE'LL BE WITH YOU ANY SECOND. 405 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:24,284 I JUST NEED YOU TO PUT HIS TEAM ON THE SECURITY LIST. 406 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,653 [ CHUCKLES ] 407 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,257 PICK A CARD. 408 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,596 [ CARDS FLIPPING ] 409 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,472 HARRY TURNER. 410 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,573 "MAGICIAN." I KNOW. 411 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:47,774 "ILLUSIONIST." 412 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,777 MAGICIANS DO KIDS' PARTIES. I DO FORTUNE 500 COMPANIES. 413 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,279 UH, RIGHT THIS WAY, GANG. 414 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,346 WHOA! 415 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,481 AND WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 416 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,315 OH, THIS IS MY TEAM. 417 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,284 I BELIEVE YOU SPOKE WITH MY MANAGER. 418 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,751 THIS IS NELL CARVER. ALL RIGHT? 419 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,188 AND MY ILLUSIONS DESIGNER, FRANK BRUNNER. 420 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,423 AND MY LOVELY ASSISTANT, CLEA. 421 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,291 HEY, MAN. 422 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,559 I HOPE YOU HAVE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE, 423 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,396 BECAUSE THIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND. 424 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,497 ALL RIGHT. COME ON. 425 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,764 WE'RE ON A VERY TIGHT SCHEDULE. 426 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,500 NOTHING GETS IN OR OUT OF THIS BUILDING 427 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,467 WITHOUT GETTING SCANNED. 428 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,436 THESE CRATES CONTAIN MY ILLUSIONS, MY LIFE. 429 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,338 I'M NOT GONNA REVEAL MY SECRETS. COME ON. 430 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,672 THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM! IS IT? 431 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:20,840 [ CHUCKLES ] COULD YOU PLEASE -- 432 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,008 YEAH, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS, HARRY. 433 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,244 MR. MARKLAND, UM, I'M SURE WE CAN FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 434 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,078 IT'S NOT GONNA BE POSSIBLE -- 435 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,513 YEAH, LET'S PULL UP THE VAN, FRANK, 436 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,514 AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 437 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,648 -HARRY... -YEAH, I THINK SO. 438 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,483 THIS IS RIDICULOUS! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 439 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,719 -MR. PRICE. SIR... -THIS IS -- 440 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,121 HARRY TURNER, ILLUSIONIST EXTRAORDINAIRE. 441 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,256 YOU ARE MR. PRICE, C.E.O. OF THIS COMPANY? 442 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,657 I AM. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 443 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,192 I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH, SIR, 444 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,261 TO GIVE YOUR PEOPLE A WONDERFUL SHOW, 445 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,763 BUT YOUR, UH, YOUR DOORMAN HERE WOULD LIKE TO LOOK 446 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,632 AT OUR BOXES OF ILLUSIONS AND -- 447 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,766 AND DESTROY THE ILLUSION. 448 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,601 MARKLAND, JUST LIGHTEN UP, WILL YOU? 449 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,802 JUST LIGHTEN UP, WOULD YOU? 450 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,604 IT'S A MAGIC SHOW, FOR PETE'S SAKE. 451 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,240 FOR PETE'S SAKE. [ CHUCKLES ] 452 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,778 OKAY, WE'RE CLEAR. LET HIM OUT. 453 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,449 IT'S A GOOD JOB YOU'RE NOT CLAUSTROPHOBIC, ELIOT. 454 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,351 I WAS WHEN I WAS A KID. TAKE THIS DAMN THING. 455 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,319 -OH, ALL RIGHT. -REALLY? HOW'D YOU GET OVER IT? 456 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,387 HERE, PARKER. 457 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,688 I LOCKED MYSELF IN A WOODSHED 458 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,523 BEHIND MY HOUSE FOR A COUPLE NIGHTS. 459 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,624 AFTER THAT, I WAS FINE. 460 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:12,792 THAT IS SO FUNNY. 461 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,195 I WAS SCARED OF THE DARK AND DID EXACTLY THE SAME THING. 462 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,096 YOU READY? 463 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,438 THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING. 464 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,375 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 465 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,145 SO, YOU -- YOU -- YOU'RE ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS. 466 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,546 OH, YOU KNOW, BEING A MAGICIAN, 467 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,782 IT'S THE NEXT BEST THING TO BEING A CON ARTIST. 468 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,318 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT MISDIRECTION AND CONTROL. 469 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,721 SO, UH, NO ONE ACTUALLY TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL LIFE? 470 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:42,822 [ LAUGHS ] 471 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,857 YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. 472 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,627 NO, SOPHIE, I'M JUST VERY FOCUSED ON MY WORK RIGHT NOW, 473 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,728 YOU KNOW? 474 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:49,629 I WAS OUT OF CONTROL BEFORE. 475 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,531 NOW I'M IN CONTROL. IT'S A GOOD THING. 476 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,800 SO, WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS TRADING ONE ADDICTION FOR ANOTHER. 477 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,569 HEY, MAN, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS MAGIC STUFF? 478 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,471 OH, NO, ABSOLUTELY. POSITIVELY. 479 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,673 YEAH. NO, IT'S ALL ABOUT... THE RABBIT. 480 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,176 YOU KNOW, HAVING -- BY THE WAY, WHERE'S -- 481 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,577 WHERE DID THE RABBIT, UH... 482 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,514 UH, OKAY. UH... WELL, OKAY, OKAY. 483 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,848 HARDISON, LET'S GO OVER THE PLAN. 484 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,916 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 485 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:13,220 OKAY, THE SHOW OPENS WITH OUR FRIEND ERIK CASTEN 486 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,822 DELIVERING THE "STATE OF THE COMPANY" SPEECH. 487 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,757 THE SPEECH IS SCHEDULED TO LAST AN HOUR, 488 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,792 GIVING MYSELF, ELIOT, AND PARKER ENOUGH TIME 489 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,195 TO GO DOWN TO THE SERVER ROOM, HACK THE SERVERS, 490 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,297 DOWNLOAD THE REPORT, AND GET BACK DOWNSTAIRS. 491 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,599 SO, MASSIVELY, THERE WILL BE NO MAGIC SHOW. 492 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,301 OH, NO, THERE MIGHT BE A MAGIC SHOW. 493 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,437 NO, ABSOLUTELY. WE MIGHT WANT TO TREAT THESE PEOPLE 494 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,305 TO THE ILLUSIONIST EXTRAORDINAIRE, RIGHT? 495 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,541 YEAH, YOU, UM, YOU REALLY DO NEED A GIRLFRIEND. 496 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,844 NO, ALL I NEED IS THE... IS THE RABBIT. 497 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,812 WHERE'S... 498 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,448 YEAH. H-HARDISON. 499 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,449 HMM? 500 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,583 HAVE THE RABBIT? 501 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,554 IT'S A REAL MAGIC HAT, MAN. 502 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,289 WHERE'S THE RABBIT? 503 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,590 I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT. 504 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,392 COME ON, FAN OUT. FAN OUT. LET'S FIND THE RABBIT. 505 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,493 DAMN IT, HARDISON! 506 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,895 I NEVER HAD IT. 507 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,698 SOPHIE, YOU'RE ON. 508 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,701 MOLLY, I JUST WANT TO SAY THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO. 509 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,502 IT MEANS A LOT. 510 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,703 -MR. PRICE. NELL CARVER. -HI, NELL. 511 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,573 YEAH, I-I -- WE MET EARLIER, ACTUALLY. I WORK WITH HARRY. 512 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,475 OH, THE -- THE MAGICIAN. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 513 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,510 SO, LISTEN, UM, THERE'S THIS LITTLE THING. 514 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,645 WHEN HARRY DOES THESE -- THESE CORPORATE GIGS, 515 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,881 YOU KNOW, HE LIKES TO WORK IN A FEW LITTLE TIDBITS 516 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,517 ABOUT THE EMPLOYEES, YOU KNOW, JUST FUNNY LITTLE THINGS. 517 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,818 -MM. -I KNEW YOU'D WANT TO HELP. 518 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,388 I WONDERED IF I COULD JUST SCRIBBLE DOWN A COUPLE OF THINGS. 519 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,989 OH, BOY. [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] LET'S SEE. 520 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,392 UM, WELL, ONE IS DAVE BICKLE. 521 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,459 BICKLE. 522 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,595 -DAVE BICKLE LOVES HIS COFFEE. -LOVES HIS COFFEE. 523 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,029 -TAKES IT VERY SERIOUSLY. -UH-HUH. 524 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,665 YEAH. AND, UH, WHO ELSE WE GOT? 525 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,900 -OH. -I -- 526 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,269 HE...JUST LOVES HIS COFFEE? 527 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,937 YEAH. OH, I MEAN, HE POURS DOWN... 528 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,372 OH, I SEE. THAT'S IT. 529 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,377 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAD TO HAVE A CORPORATE I.D. BADGE 530 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,478 TO GET IN THE ELEVATOR. 531 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,580 WE DO. WE ACTUALLY NEED ONE FROM A TOP EXECUTIVE. 532 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,815 WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET THAT? 533 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,650 SOPHIE'S SENDING ONE TO ME RIGHT NOW -- 534 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,452 BY MAGIC. 535 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,554 AND THEN THERE'S, UH, SAM WESTON, 536 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,589 EXCEPT WE CALL HIM "SPAM" WESTON, 537 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,758 BECAUSE THIS GUY FORWARDS E-MAIL ALL OVER THE COMPANY. 538 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,727 -[ GASPS ] -UNBELIEVABLE. 539 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,329 "SPAM" WESTON. I GET IT. THAT'S GREAT. 540 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,864 NOW, HARRY IS GONNA WORK WONDERS WITH THAT. 541 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:07,734 THAT'S -- THAT IS FABULOUS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 542 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,670 SEE, SOPHIE'S SMARTPHONE IS PICKING UP THE RFID SIGNAL 543 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,038 FROM THE BIG BOSS'S I.D. 544 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,941 ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS COZY UP NEXT TO HIM AND... 545 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:15,942 [ BELL CHIMES ] 546 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,845 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. GO. 547 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,947 YOU PICKED HIS POCKETS WITHOUT ACTUALLY STEALING ANYTHING? COOL. 548 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,050 IT'S WHAT I DO. A MAN. A PHONE. NO LIMITS. 549 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:27,019 HOW ABOUT "A MAN. A PHONE. NO ACTION"? 550 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,088 [ LAUGHS ] 551 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,024 COME ON, MAN, YOU LEFT THAT OUT THERE LIKE A HANGING CURVEBALL. 552 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,828 [ FEEDBACK SQUEALS ] 553 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:36,996 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 554 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,732 TO DELIVER THIS YEAR'S "STATE OF THE COMPANY" ADDRESS, 555 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,768 I'VE CHOSEN A RISING STAR. 556 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:45,738 THIS IS A MAN WHOSE WORK ETHIC, WHOSE CREATIVITY... 557 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,441 AND UTTER DISREGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE... 558 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,478 ...AND WHOSE DEDICATION TO OUR MISSION 559 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:52,912 MAKE HIM UNIQUELY QUALIFIED, REALLY, 560 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,615 TO TALK WITH US ABOUT HOW FAR WE'VE COME 561 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,017 AND ALSO HOW FAR WE STILL HAVE TO GO. 562 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,654 I AM HONORED TO INTRODUCE VICE PRESIDENT ERIK CASTEN. 563 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:02,789 ERIK, COME ON UP. 564 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,796 GIVE HIM A LITTLE MOMENT BEFORE, UH, HE SINKS HIMSELF. 565 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,632 YOU KNOW, I WROTE A SPEECH ABOUT THIS COMPANY, 566 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,802 WHICH I HAVE BEEN PROUD TO CALL MY HOME FOR FIVE YEARS. 567 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,637 BUT THEN I THOUGHT, 568 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,572 DOESN'T OUR RECORD-BREAKING THIRD QUARTER 569 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:20,973 SPEAK FOR ITSELF? [ APPLAUSE ] 570 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,949 SO, WITH THAT -- AND THE OPEN BAR -- IN MIND, 571 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,652 I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY... 572 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:33,886 THANKS, EVERYBODY. 573 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,056 AND LET'S GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO... 574 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,025 HARRY TURNER, ILLUSIONIST EXTRAORDINAIRE! 575 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:40,793 OH, IT'S YOU. HEY, YOU'RE ON. 576 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,161 Parker, I need my assistant now! 577 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,630 YEAH. YEAH, SPEAKING OF THAT -- 578 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:45,064 HOW COME PARKER GETS TO BE THE ASSISTANT? 579 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,866 HOW COME NATE GETS TO BE THE MAGICIAN? 580 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,935 I DO CARD TRICKS, TOO. I DO GREAT CARD TRICKS. 581 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:49,969 -Can we talk about this later? 582 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,270 -YEAH, EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT I WAS JUST SAYING! 583 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,973 DOES ANYBODY WANT TO DO MY JOB? HUH? I GET PUNCHED AND KICKED. 584 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,975 I JUST THINK THAT IF IT WAS ME, WE'D BE BETTER OFF -- 585 00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:57,610 -I gotta go. -GO! 586 00:22:57,644 --> 00:23:00,780 [ Laughing ] HELLO, LILLIAN FOODS! 587 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,115 [ APPLAUSE ] OH! 588 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,885 IT'S SUCH AN HONOR TO BE HERE WITH YOU. 589 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,755 [ CLEARS THROAT ] IT'S, UM... 590 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,623 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] LILLIAN FOODS. 591 00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:12,725 WHEN I THINK OF LILLIAN FOODS, I THINK OF... 592 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:14,594 I THINK OF FROZEN PIZZA. 593 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,466 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT? 594 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,667 HOOK IT TO SOMETHING. 595 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,969 AIN'T NOTHING TO HOOK IT TO. 596 00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:26,639 [ Echoing ] YEE-HOO! 597 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:33,946 WE'RE GONNA DO A LOT OF MAGIC HERE TODAY. 598 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,624 [ CRACKING ] 599 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,593 HMM? HMM? OH! 600 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,628 -YOU HEAR THAT? -YEAH. OH! 601 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:54,534 AH! MY WONDERFUL ASSISTANT, THE SPECTACULAR, UNPREDICTABLE 602 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,736 CLEA! 603 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:57,937 [ Chuckling ] WOW. 604 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,171 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 605 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:01,474 Wave. Say hi. 606 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:02,775 Something. 607 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:04,744 ISN'T SHE MAGNIFICENT? 608 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,479 OH, LOOK AT THAT. 609 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,548 [ Chuckling ] I COULD'VE JUST HOOKED IT TO THE RAIL. 610 00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:09,816 MY BAD. 611 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,217 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET DOWN? 612 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:12,519 Go change! 613 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:15,187 [ ROPE WHIRRING ] 614 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:20,560 REALLY, MAN... YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING? 615 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,729 NOT FUNNY. 616 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,096 NOT FUNNY. 617 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,833 MR. CASTEN. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SPEECH? 618 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,701 WHILE EVERYONE'S BUSY WITH THE SHOW, 619 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,937 I'VE GOT SOME THINGS TO TAKE CARE OF UPSTAIRS. 620 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:32,972 [ BELL CHIMES ] 621 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,941 ALONE. 622 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,844 [ BEEPS ] 623 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,879 ALL CLEAR. 624 00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:42,081 WELL, IF YOU WANTED TO MAKE COFFEE DISAPPEAR, 625 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:43,816 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? HMM? 626 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:46,619 WELL, YOU KNOW, DA-- 627 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,620 Bickle. 628 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,156 DAVID BICKLE KNOWS ABOUT DISAPPEARING COFFEE, 629 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,624 DON'T YOU, DAVE? HMM? 630 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:53,693 RIGHT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 631 00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:57,897 [ BEEPING ] 632 00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,666 HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE? 633 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:00,933 AS LONG AS IT HAS TO TAKE. 634 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:03,803 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST PULLED UP TO THE CEILING OF AN ELEVATOR 635 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,938 BY MY PANTS, SO DO NOT TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME. 636 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:07,106 [ BELL CHIMES ] 637 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,041 Go. Go! 638 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:24,691 [ BEEPING ] 639 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:25,925 IT'S CASTEN. 640 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,660 WHAT THE HELL'S HE DOING IN THE SERVER ROOM? 641 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:30,162 LET'S FIND OUT. 642 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,330 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 643 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,065 ALL THE EMPLOYEE PHONES IN THIS BUILDING 644 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,667 ARE HOOKED UP TO THE INTERNAL WI-FI. 645 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:37,336 YOU REMEMBER THE TROJAN PHONE? IT WORKS BOTH WAYS. 646 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,039 SEE, I CAN USE THE SERVER TO ACCESS HIS PHONE. 647 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:44,644 AND ONCE I'M IN, I CAN SEE THROUGH HIS PHONE'S CAMERA. 648 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,045 YOU CAN DO THAT? 649 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:50,116 OH, YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT WHAT I CAN DO. 650 00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:58,124 HE'S DELETING THE FILES. 651 00:25:58,157 --> 00:25:59,692 GUYS. 652 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,894 YOU REMEMBER THAT BRIGHT IDEA WE HAD ABOUT ACCESSING 653 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:03,696 the server room while everyone was at the show? 654 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,031 Parker, where are you? 655 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,967 WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES. 656 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,903 HE'S GONNA WIPE EVERYTHING FROM THE SYSTEM. 657 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:14,273 PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE. 658 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,649 SO, DO YOU LIKE WORKING AT LILLIAN FOODS? YES? YES. 659 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:23,883 Stall, Nate. Stall. 660 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,819 YES. AH, HERE SHE IS NOW. UH, THE LOVELY CLEA! 661 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:29,021 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 662 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,857 YES! CLEA! VERY NICE! 663 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,292 HO! THANK YOU VERY MUCH, CLEA. 664 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:34,794 I'LL JUST PUT THAT RIGHT HERE. 665 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,128 I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU, CLEA. 666 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:37,897 SOMETHING YOU MIGHT LIKE VERY MUCH. 667 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,399 MM. IT'S RIGHT HERE -- SOMEWHERE. 668 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,735 AH. HERE IT IS. 669 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,771 IT'S NOT WORKING. 670 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:47,139 Have to have another way to access the servers, guys. 671 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:49,709 [ CLEARS THROAT, BLOWS ] 672 00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:51,277 HA! 673 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:52,912 ALREADY ON IT. 674 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,081 LEIGH, I NEED SECONDARY ACCESS TO THE SERVERS. 675 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,016 TRY THE JUNCTION ROOM. 676 00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:59,719 IT HAS ONE I.O. STATION. AND BE CAREFUL. 677 00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:00,820 [ BEEPING ] 678 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:04,657 -BARTENDER? -YEAH. 679 00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:05,858 -CAN I HAVE ANOTHER? -OKAY. 680 00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:07,426 CAN YOU GET TO THE SERVERS FROM HERE? 681 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,227 OH, YEAH. 682 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,062 IF ANYTHING, THE COMPUTER SYSTEMS 683 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,030 ARE MORE VULNERABLE UP HERE. 684 00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:13,165 THE ONLY CATCH IS, SECURITY IS WAY GNARLIER. 685 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:14,400 WHAT ABOUT CASTEN? 686 00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:15,434 IT'LL TAKE HIM SOME TIME. 687 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,670 SEE, HE HAS TO FIND AND DELETE ALL THE COPIES. 688 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:20,106 WE JUST NEED ONE. 689 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:23,209 UH, GUYS, I-I CAN'T BYPASS THE BIOMETRICS. 690 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,877 I NEED A FINGERPRINT. 691 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:27,013 [ BELL CHIMES ] 692 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,149 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 693 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:32,885 AND IT HAS TO BE SOMEBODY WITH PRETTY HIGH CLEARANCE. 694 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:35,154 SHH. 695 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:39,358 I'M ON IT. 696 00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:42,161 ...SUPERNATURAL FORCES, BUT HERE AT LILLIAN FOODS... 697 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:44,864 -Mr. Price, Mr. Price! -WHAT? 698 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,265 -We're ready for you. -OH, WHAT ARE YOU -- 699 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:48,300 It's time for your bit of the magic show. 700 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,769 NO, I DIDN'T -- 701 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:50,970 We did clear it with your assistant. 702 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,272 She said that you wanted to show a more fun side this year. 703 00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:54,774 So, let's go. 704 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,342 UM...OKAY. 705 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,010 BUT -- BUT IS IT GONNA TAKE MUCH TIME? 706 00:27:58,044 --> 00:27:59,812 No, no, no, no. It's gonna be over in a... 707 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,048 ...flash. 708 00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:03,716 [ APPLAUSE ] 709 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:05,151 THANK YOU! [ CHUCKLES ] 710 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,685 [ BEEPING ] 711 00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:16,829 AND NOW, TO HELP ME WITH MY NEXT ILLUSION, 712 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,264 A MAN YOU KNOW ALL TOO WELL, 713 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:21,333 A MAN THE H.R. DEPARTMENT LIKES TO CALL A "HIRE" POWER... 714 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,736 [ CHUCKLES ] MR. WILLIAM TAYLOR PRICE, 715 00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:24,937 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 716 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,173 MR. PRICE, MR. PRICE, 717 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:28,941 IF YOU COULD JUST COME AND STAND NEXT TO ME RIGHT HERE. 718 00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:30,076 RIGHT HERE, SIR. 719 00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:31,177 THAT'S FANTASTIC. 720 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,412 NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE YOU TO HOLD ON TO. 721 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:34,981 OKAY? JUST COME STAND OVER HERE. 722 00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:37,116 THAT'S RIGHT. JUST KEEP THAT IN YOUR HAND LIKE THIS. 723 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:38,885 OKAY, NOW, I WANT YOU TO CONCENTRATE. 724 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:40,820 -WHY -- WHY AM I HOLDING -- -NO QUESTIONS. 725 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:42,889 -[ CLEARS THROAT ] -I MEAN, BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC. 726 00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:44,390 YES, BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC. 727 00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:46,959 [ BEEPING ] 728 00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:49,862 [ WHIRRING ] 729 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,003 ABRACADABRA. 730 00:28:57,036 --> 00:28:58,437 ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU BELIEVING? 731 00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,605 I...YEAH. 732 00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:02,775 YES, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING OF? A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 7. 733 00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:05,477 -UH... -THAT'S GOOD. DON'T TELL ME. 734 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:09,415 OKAY, NOW I WANT YOU TO HOLD OUT YOUR ARM LIKE THIS. OKAY? 735 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,483 AND ON MY COUNT, YOU'RE GONNA OPEN YOUR HAND. 736 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:12,952 -LOOK HERE. -WHAT -- 737 00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:14,120 READY AND OPEN! 738 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:15,955 HO! 739 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:19,525 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. PRICE. 740 00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:20,793 IT WAS 6. 741 00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:22,128 IT WAS 6. SURE, IT WAS. 742 00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:23,830 CERTAINLY. IT WAS 6. 743 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:26,132 WHO WOULD LIKE THIS? READY? [ LAUGHTER ] 744 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,403 [ BEEPING ] 745 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:32,939 [ BUZZ ] 746 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:36,342 WHAT? 747 00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,910 IT'S NOT OPTICAL. 748 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,578 THEY'RE USING ACTIVE CAPACITANCE. 749 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,381 SEE, WHAT HAPPENS IS, IT MEASURES THE CHANGE IN VOLTAGE 750 00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:43,549 ACROSS THE MICRORIDGES OF THE -- 751 00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:44,851 CAN YOU GET IN OR NOT? 752 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:47,086 YOU... 753 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,488 [ HUMMING ] 754 00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:52,124 GUMMY FROGS? 755 00:29:52,158 --> 00:29:53,525 MM-HMM. 756 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:56,896 GUMMY FROGS HAVE THE SAME RESISTANCE 757 00:29:56,929 --> 00:30:00,466 AS HUMAN SKIN -- ABOUT 20 MILLIOHMS. 758 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,268 [ BEEPING ] 759 00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:04,036 WHAT'D I SAY? 760 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:05,437 THAT'S A LOW-TECH HACK RIGHT THERE. 761 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,874 IT'S JUST A PIECE OF CA-- [ BUZZ ] 762 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:16,048 THERE MAY ALSO BE A RETINAL SCANNER. 763 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:19,451 Retinas? How am I gonna get his retinas? 764 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,520 WELL, A PROPER ASSISTANT WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT. 765 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,290 Okay, hold tight. 766 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,259 AND NOW, UH... 767 00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:29,896 HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOUR BOSS DISAPPEAR? 768 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:31,530 HMM? SHOW OF HANDS. 769 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:34,100 UH, NOW, IF WE COULD BRING MR. PRICE BACK UP HERE, 770 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:35,167 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 771 00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,036 MR. PRICE. [ APPLAUSE ] 772 00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:38,537 MR. PRICE... 773 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:41,440 MR. PRICE, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, SIR? 774 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:42,374 I -- WE DID THIS. 775 00:30:42,408 --> 00:30:44,143 See, you're supposed to do it like this. 776 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,078 Next time, you jump down the elevator shaft. 777 00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:48,280 Oh, stop it. Everybody knows you love that. 778 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,282 RIGHT THIS WAY, MR. PRICE. 779 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:52,584 NOW SAY GOODBYE TO MR. PRICE, 780 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:54,153 BECAUSE YOU MAY NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. 781 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,354 [ LAUGHTER ] 782 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,323 THIS ILLUSION IS VERY, VERY DIFFICULT, 783 00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,159 ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER PERFORMED IT BEFORE, 784 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,160 SUCH AS MYSELF. 785 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,494 MR. PRICE? 786 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:03,529 [ KNOCKS ] 787 00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:04,663 Y-YEAH? 788 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,265 OKAY. 789 00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:07,433 SAY GOODBYE! 790 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,301 [ CROWD SHOUTS "GOODBYE!" ] 791 00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:10,669 [ CHUCKLES ] 792 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:11,938 [ GROANS ] 793 00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:16,008 SO, THAT'S HOW THEY DO THAT TRICK. 794 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:22,614 ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO CHECK IT OUT. RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 795 00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:26,218 HELLO? HELLO? 796 00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:27,353 HELLO?! 797 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:28,587 -HELLO! -Shh! Shh! Shh! 798 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,022 -No, Mr. Price. -AM I MOVING? 799 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:31,157 Don't make a peep. 800 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:32,524 The audience, they're lapping it up. 801 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,525 You're doing great! 802 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,361 [ CHUCKLES ] 803 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,563 THIS IS -- THIS IS GOOD. 804 00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:38,998 I...THINK. 805 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,270 [ GRUNTS ] [ CROWD GASPS ] 806 00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:47,606 [ GRUNTING ] 807 00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:49,208 [ CROWD GASPS ] 808 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,210 OH! TERRIBLE, I KNOW. 809 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,979 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 810 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:55,214 NOW ARE YOU READY TO SEE DEAR OLD MR. PRICE? 811 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,615 [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] YES? 812 00:31:56,648 --> 00:32:00,519 CLEA, WE MUST DO THIS. 813 00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:03,222 ONE, TWO, THREE! 814 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,556 VOILà! 815 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:07,093 [ APPLAUSE ] 816 00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:08,360 OKAY! 817 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:10,262 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 818 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:11,430 THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 819 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:14,000 THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 820 00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:16,268 I DON'T SEE WHY I WASN'T THE ASSISTANT. 821 00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,170 [ BEEPS ] WELL, WHY WASN'T I? 822 00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:21,407 "ABRACADABRA." I COULD DO THAT. 823 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,009 STOP. 824 00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:26,145 IT'S ALL YOURS. 825 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,446 HELLO? [ BELL CHIMES ] 826 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:29,148 HELLO?! 827 00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:32,418 [ WHISTLING ] 828 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:38,024 [ BIRD COOS ] OH-HO-HO. 829 00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:39,725 WHOA! THANK YOU! 830 00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:42,628 I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING OUT THERE! 831 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:45,631 HELLO? 832 00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:48,734 [ BIRD COOING ] 833 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:50,736 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] 834 00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:54,206 PLEASE TAKE CARE OF THIS BIRD. 835 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,375 [ BAG POPS, CROWD GASPS ] 836 00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:58,577 YOU SAID TAKE CARE OF IT! 837 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:01,347 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 838 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,348 -WHERE YOU BEEN? -HELLO? 839 00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:04,550 -YOU CAN'T GET INTO -- -LISTEN. I CAN HEAR YOU. 840 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,252 WOULD YOU MOVE THE -- MOVE THE BOX. 841 00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:07,753 -MOVE -- MOVE THE BOX. -HELLO?! 842 00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:09,055 OH, THANK GOD. 843 00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:11,090 I WAS REALLY BEGINNING TO THINK THIS WHOLE THING WAS GONNA BE 844 00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,425 BICKLE GETTING BACK AT ME FOR ALL THE COFFEE J-- HEY! 845 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,561 DOING A HELL OF A JOB, MAN. YOU'RE KILLIN' 'EM OUT THERE! 846 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,196 IT'S REALLY DARK IN HERE. 847 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:20,199 BICKLE? "SPAM" WESTON? 848 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,334 ARE YOU GUYS IN ON THIS TOGETHER? 849 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:25,337 WHO ELSE IS OUT THERE? COME ON! 850 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:34,580 NOW, UH, CLEA, IF YOU'LL PULL THE END OF THIS ROPE. 851 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:35,647 [ GRUNTS ] 852 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,516 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE OTHER ONE. 853 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:38,717 BLOW ON THIS. 854 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:42,554 [ CLANG ] HMM. 855 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:45,657 NOW BLOW ON THIS. 856 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:48,494 [ APPLAUSE ] 857 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:52,264 THERE WE GO. 858 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:53,432 [ RAPID BEEPING ] 859 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,669 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 860 00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:00,439 [ BEEPING ] WE'RE TOO LATE. THEY'RE ALL GONE. 861 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,674 CASTEN DELETED ALL COPIES OF THE REPORT. 862 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,446 MARKLAND, I'M ON THE WAY DOWN. 863 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:10,582 DR. JAMESON CAN CRY ALL SHE WANTS. 864 00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:13,085 SHE'S GOT NOTHING ON ME NOW. 865 00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:14,753 [ BEEPING ] 866 00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:19,191 MARKLAND. 867 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:20,526 BESIDES THE SERVER ROOM, 868 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:23,329 WHERE ELSE COULD SOMEONE ACCESS PROTECTED FILES? 869 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,697 UH, IN THE JUNCTION ROOM. WHY? 870 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:26,832 WE MAY HAVE A BREACH. 871 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,136 THERE IT IS. 872 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:31,403 WE HAVE MOVEMENT IN THE ELEVATOR! 873 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:32,504 LOCK IT ALL DOWN. 874 00:34:32,538 --> 00:34:33,672 DONE. 875 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:36,074 GO TO THE ELEVATOR -- NOW! 876 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:42,248 [ BEEPING ] 877 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:44,616 UH-OH. 878 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:46,552 "UH-OH"? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "UH-OH"? 879 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,854 THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANY LONGER! STEP OUT OF THE ELEVATOR. 880 00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,822 OH, THAT "UH-OH." 881 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,258 HELP! 882 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:57,863 -STEP OUT OF THE ELEVATOR. -NO. 883 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:04,836 HELLO?! 884 00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:07,473 HELLO?! 885 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,243 STOP! HELP! 886 00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:12,744 I CAN HEAR YOU. 887 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:15,681 JUST STOP IT! 888 00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:17,449 COME ON! 889 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:21,253 JUST STOP IT! 890 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,855 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 891 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:25,924 HEY, NATE. 892 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,927 YOU KNOW THAT TRICK WHERE YOU MAKE THE GUY DISAPPEAR 893 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,262 FROM A LOCKED ROOM? 894 00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:32,431 I COULD REALLY USE THAT RIGHT NOW. 895 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:33,699 WHAT'S WRONG, CLEA? 896 00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:34,900 [ COUGHING ] 897 00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:36,535 -ARE YOU OKAY? -YEAH, THE -- 898 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:37,769 IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?! 899 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,505 [ GAGGING ] 900 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:40,706 WHOA! 901 00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:41,840 HO HO! 902 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:43,309 [ LAUGHTER ] 903 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:44,743 ECHO TEAM, REPORT. 904 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:47,479 Team is down. Magician's assistant took them out. 905 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:50,616 REPEAT THAT LAST. DID YOU SAY "MAGICIAN"? 906 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,185 THIS IS NO LONGER A JOKE! COME ON! 907 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:54,420 [ GRUNTING ] 908 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:55,687 OH, MY GOODNESS, STOP! 909 00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:58,257 IF YOU CAN HEAR MY VOICE OUT THERE, 910 00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:00,226 I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE FIRED! 911 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,727 STOP IT! 912 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:03,762 STOP IT! 913 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:04,696 OHH! 914 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:10,602 [ LAUGHTER, SCISSORS SNIPPING ] 915 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:11,937 [ BELL CHIMES ] 916 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,672 HELLO? 917 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:16,275 SHOW'S OVER. WE'RE BLOWN. 918 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:17,108 -HELLO?! -EW. 919 00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:19,445 NATE, BRING DOWN THE CURTAIN NOW. 920 00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:21,447 HEY! 921 00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:25,551 HELLO? 922 00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:26,718 HELLO?! 923 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:29,355 AND NOW -- NOW IT'S TIME FOR OUR GRAND FINALE! 924 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:30,822 CLEA? GRAND FINALE. 925 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,391 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 926 00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:33,725 [ CLAPS HANDS ] 927 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:47,306 THANK GOD. 928 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:49,508 THIS, IT TURNS OUT, IS NOT THE MEN'S ROOM. 929 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,578 BUT Y'ALL SHOULD REALLY HAVE SIGNS UP AND DOWN THE HALLWAYS, 930 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,546 'CAUSE I BEEN STUCK UP IN HERE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR, MAN. 931 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:56,448 IRONIC, I KNOW, BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE MAGIC, 932 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:58,617 BUT SEE, I BUILD THE MAGIC TRICK. MY MAN DOES THEM. 933 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:00,552 THE DRIVE. 934 00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,921 THE -- I'M S-- THE, UH -- I DON'T DRIVE. 935 00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:06,392 THAT DRIVE. OH, OKAY. I SEE WHAT YOU -- 936 00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:08,360 [ GRUNTS ] 937 00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:13,532 AH, YES! 938 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:16,468 NOW, I'D LIKE YOU TO COUNT WITH US, PLEASE. 939 00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:17,536 Hmm? 940 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:18,737 Are you sure this is gonna work? 941 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:19,771 50-50 chance. 942 00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:21,540 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 943 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,041 ONE... 944 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,910 [ CROWD YELLS "ONE!" ] 945 00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,578 WHERE'S THE REST OF YOUR TEAM? 946 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:28,614 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, MAN. 947 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:30,649 TWO... 948 00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:32,318 [ CROWD YELLS "TWO!" ] 949 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:33,752 THREE! 950 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:34,886 [ CROWD YELLS "THREE!" ] 951 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:40,626 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 952 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:42,494 GO THROUGH THE WING! CHECK THE EXIT DOOR! 953 00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:48,700 MAGIC TRICKS? 954 00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:50,369 HEY, MAN, YOU -- 955 00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:52,838 YOU LOOKIN' AT ALL MY STU-- THAT'S ALL MY BUSINESS. 956 00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:54,072 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU, SIR, 957 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,608 SHOULD EXPECT A VERY STRONGLY WORDED LETTER 958 00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:58,043 FROM THE MAGICIANS LOCAL 77. 959 00:37:58,076 --> 00:37:59,711 THE LABELS ON FROZEN DINNERS SAY 960 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,813 "HEAT TO 161 DEGREES." 961 00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:04,049 THAT KILLS THE BACTERIA. 962 00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:06,652 IT'S ON THE PACKAGE. 963 00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:08,587 [ GRUNTING ] 964 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,922 THE WORLD IS A VERY DANGEROUS PLACE 965 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:14,059 FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS. 966 00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:15,761 [ GASPING ] 967 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,663 I'M SORRY. 968 00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:19,798 THEY'RE OUTSIDE IN THE GRAY VAN. 969 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,433 [ COUGHING ] 970 00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:22,634 GOOD MAN. 971 00:38:22,668 --> 00:38:26,605 WAS ALL THAT NECESSARY, MAN? I GOT ASTHMATIC TENDENCIES. 972 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,715 I DON'T SEE A VAN. 973 00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:37,616 YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS 974 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,718 TO TELL ME WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON HERE. 975 00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:41,520 DO I? REALLY? OKAY. [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 976 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:43,455 YOU'RE A LITTLE STRONG-ARM, AIN'T YOU? 977 00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:45,424 I BLOGGED YOUR WEBSITE ABOUT THAT. 978 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:46,758 THE LILLIAN FOODS WEBSITE. 979 00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:47,893 DID YOU POCKET-DIAL ME? WHAT? 980 00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:52,030 GIVE ME THAT! 981 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:55,634 WHO THE HELL IS THIS? 982 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:59,871 THE SECRET OF MAGIC IS MISDIRECTION, MR. CASTEN. 983 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:01,072 THE MAGICIAN? 984 00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:03,642 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PHONE? 985 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,411 MISDIRECTION. 986 00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:08,113 SO, YOU WENT AFTER THE INCRIMINATING REPORT. 987 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:09,981 And I deleted it. 988 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,149 EVERY COPY. 989 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,183 ABSOLUTELY. 990 00:39:12,217 --> 00:39:14,620 BUT YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK ALL THAT SECURITY 991 00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:17,022 IS IN PLACE JUST TO PROTECT THOSE REPORTS. 992 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:18,624 DO YOU? I MEAN, UH... 993 00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:21,793 WHAT'S REALLY VALUABLE ON THOSE SERVERS? HMM. 994 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:23,562 WE'RE TOO LATE. THEY'RE ALL GONE. 995 00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:25,564 CASTEN DELETED ALL COPIES OF THE REPORT. 996 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:27,566 Do you have access to the company's food patents? 997 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:28,900 YES. 998 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,469 YES, I DO. 999 00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:35,073 Yes, I had my assistant download them. 1000 00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:35,907 MAGICIAN, THIEF, WHATEVER. 1001 00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:37,776 WE HAVE YOUR MAN AND HIS HARD DRIVE. 1002 00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:40,512 YOU NEVER GOT THE PATENTS OUT OF THE BUILDING. 1003 00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:42,180 NO, NO, NO. 1004 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,616 YOU GOT THOSE PATENTS OUT OF THE BUILDING. 1005 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:47,986 ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS PICK UP YOUR PHONE. 1006 00:39:57,996 --> 00:40:02,167 NOW, THESE PATENTS REPRESENT HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS 1007 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,671 OF YOUR COMPANY'S PRESENT AND FUTURE EARNINGS. 1008 00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:07,105 THEY'RE ON YOUR CELLPHONE -- 1009 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:10,041 DOWNLOADED THE DAY YOU WERE ALONE IN THE SERVER ROOM. 1010 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:12,077 SEE, I CAN USE THE SERVER TO ACCESS HIS PHONE. 1011 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,411 YOU CAN DO THAT? 1012 00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:21,853 OH, YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHAT I CAN DO. 1013 00:40:23,489 --> 00:40:26,124 I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE CAUGHT IN THAT ACT. WOULD YOU? 1014 00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:27,125 HUH, MR. CASTEN? 1015 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:28,126 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1016 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:30,996 Well, first, I'd like you to let my friend go. 1017 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:32,564 NEXT, YOU'LL PULL THE ENTIRE 1018 00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:34,500 FROZEN-FOODS LINE FROM THE MARKET. 1019 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:35,601 YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! 1020 00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:38,136 DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THAT'LL COST THE COMPANY? 1021 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:40,038 Yes, well, we're sending a specialist 1022 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:42,007 to help with the recall. 1023 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,042 YOU'LL ALSO ISSUE A FORMAL APOLOGY. 1024 00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:46,612 ALONG WITH YOUR LETTER OF RESIGNATION. 1025 00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:48,780 YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY HAD ME IN A BOX! 1026 00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:51,883 GET HIM UPSTAIRS! CLEAR OUT HIS OFFICE RIGHT NOW! 1027 00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:54,486 NOW, WHY DON'T WE GIVE THE LADY A NICE ROUND OF APPLAUSE? 1028 00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:06,732 AND YOUR QUEEN SHOULD BE... 1029 00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:07,866 THIS RIGHT HERE. 1030 00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:11,036 STOLE IT. 1031 00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:13,071 YOU -- YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 1032 00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:15,574 I'M FINISHING OFF THE KUNG PAO. 1033 00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:17,543 OKAY, YEAH, I GOT THREE POSSIBLE CLIENTS TO RESEARCH! 1034 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,678 JUST WANT TO FINISH. 1035 00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:20,712 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 1036 00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:22,814 LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE DR. JAMESON A RING? 1037 00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:24,182 I'M WORKING. WORKING OVER HERE. 1038 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,189 [ TAPS FINGER ] PUT IT IN. 1039 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:32,824 ALL RIGHT. 1040 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,693 I'M NOT EVEN LOOKING. 1041 00:41:34,726 --> 00:41:36,728 WHAT? 1042 00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:39,130 HE'S FINE. 1043 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:40,265 OH. 1044 00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:43,134 WE PRACTICALLY HAD TO BEG HIM TO COME BACK, ALL RIGHT? 1045 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:44,936 HE'S NOT DRINKING. HE'S AT THE TOP OF HIS GAME. 1046 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:45,937 I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 1047 00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:47,706 I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE WE PULLED THIS ONE OFF. 1048 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:50,609 WELL, THAT'S THE PROBLEM. HE KEEPS WINNING. 1049 00:41:50,642 --> 00:41:53,278 AND EVERY TIME HE WINS, HE BELIEVES A LITTLE BIT MORE 1050 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:54,746 THAT HE CAN CONTROL... 1051 00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:57,315 LIFE. 1052 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,117 IT'S WHAT GETS HIM THROUGH THE DAY. 1053 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:02,087 WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE LOSES? 1054 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,123 LAST TIME HE LOST, IT BROKE HIM. 1055 00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:06,658 HE BREAKS AGAIN, 1056 00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:10,261 I DON'T THINK EVEN WE COULD PICK UP THE PIECES.