[Heavy switch clacks]
[Lights buzzing]
[Horns honking]
[Panting]
What the...
Happens all the time.
[Growls]
[Roaring] Aah!
Good morning, Seanna,
and good morning, Milwaukee.
Our lead story...
Dad. There was another vicious...
Mm-hmm? Animal attack last night...
Dad in a parking garage...
Not now, Oliver. I'm busy. Near the corner of...
Dad.
Yes, Oliver, what?
You got jelly on your shirt.
What?
Aw, damn.
[Sighs]
Oh, man.
Well, I can tell you that changes are on the way...
You think I could get away with that?
Not if mom sees.
Aw, damn.
Good morning, Oliver.
Good morning, Wilbur.
Hi, mom.
Measles are back. A second case of...
Patty.
Come on, Patty.
Good morning, Wilbur.
Good morning, Patty.
What is that on your shirt? No.
You've gotta change your shirt.
Oh, it's fine. Who's gonna complain? The animals?
Wilbur.
Are you ready, Ollie?
Change your shirt, Wilbur.
All right. All right.
Bye, dad.
Yeah. All right.
[Whimpers]
Ear infection.
Worms.
[Raspy purr] Ehh, ehh.
9 lives, my ass.
You ain't gonna make it.
[Groans]
Oh...
Ah, yeah. Stomach virus.
Diarrhea.
[Meow] Hemorrhoids.
[Groans]
Erectile dysfunction.
[Whimpers] I know.
[Pat pat pat]
Police are still searching for the mysterious animal
that viciously attacked a man last night in a local parking garage.
The remains of the county sanitation worker
was found in a driveway at the 16th street residence
by a passerby just after 7:00 this morning.
We're halfway through our day, Dr. Orwell.
[Chewing] That's great.
That last puppy was so cute,
like a wittle muffin.
Mm-hmm.
Dr. Orwell,
it's 2 P.M.
Thanks for the news flash.
Geoff was scheduled to work at 9:00.
He's super late.
I don't think you should let him
take advantage of you like this.
Mm-hmm.
...construction company and plans
a $6 million expansion of his corporate office in the town of Minocqua.
[Sighs]
The project, which is scheduled to break ground this July,
will add 46,000 square feet...
Aw, Geoff.
The addition will allow additional office space,
conference rooms, and an expansion of the health and fitness center...
[Line ringing]
Construction is scheduled for completion in fall...
[Thump]
[Metal clanging]
Man: Some help here!
[Animal roaring]
[Glass shatters] Uh...
What is that ungodly ruckus?
Mikaela...
Man: Drivin' down the road,
and it just jumped out in front of me.
Oh, my gosh. Don't move!
Oh, there you are. Ok, I know what to do.
I know what to do. I know what to do. Ok. Ok.
What the hell is it?
Hang on. [Panting]
Well, stay back, Mikaela.
[Roars] Aah!
Uh...
[Roars]
[Panting]
We're gonna need a bigger gurney.
[Man vocalizing]
Turn it. Turn it. Turn it.
Come on, Mikaela. Come on. Turn. Sorry. Sorry.
Now straight through. Straight through.
Ok, bring it.
Bring it back. Bring it back.
All right. Right.
Right... right there. What happened?
Damn, man. I don't know. It just jumped out in front of me.
You hit it? Yeah.
Who expects a bear to jump right out?
Brother, this is not a bear.
Then what is it?
[Roars] Aah!
[Howl]
[Panting]
[Roars]
Stay still. Stay still.
Man, I... I could use your help here, huh?
No way, man.
Stay still.
Uh, Mikaela, please make yourself useful.
Hold him down.
Ok.
Aah!
Mikaela, are you
all r... aah!
[Screams]
Man: I'm outta here.
[Sighs]
[Groans]
[Dogs barking] Uh...
A little help.
Oh, damn it.
[Squelch] Ow!
Jeez, Louise.
[Groans]
Wilbur.
[Groans]
Aw, turn off... Turn off the light.
It's only 10:00, Wilbur. And you're still dressed?
I don't feel well.
Oh. You want mama to undress you, Willie boy?
Aw, Patty, come on.
Come on what, Wilbur?
You know, Wilbur, I am beginning to think
you don't find me attractive anymore.
Aw, please. Not tonight.
I'm thinkin' I might...
Wilbur, my dear, that's your problem.
You think too much.
You need to turn off your worry machine
and take one teensy, tiny,
little peekaboo at me.
Eh...
[Purrs]
Oh, no. [Stammers]
[Groans]
Oh, god! Wilbur.
What happened to your arm?
Uh, what? Oh.
It was an animal.
A dog? I don't know.
You don't know, Wilbur?
Could you, uh...
Open up the...
Window?
[Sighs]
[Groans]
[Snoring]
[Alarm buzzing] Uhh.
[Click]
You are listening to WJHB radio,
where you get all the news, weather, and traffic all the time.
In today's top news, police are still baffled
by the rash of animal attacks that have occurred in our city.
Police have reported yet another savage attack
that left a 28-year-old woman found dead late last night
just outside of Mequon town.
A spokesman for the Mequon town police department
said they had very few leads to go on
and are reaching out to the public for any information regarding...
Ah.
[Sniffing]
This bizarre photograph was taken at the latest crime scene.
Oh, detective Deane is here.
Let's see what he has to say.
Detective, can you confirm that the same animal is doing all these killings?
Hold on a second.
Let me stop you right there.
Uh, we're just beginning our investigation at this time,
and we can neither confirm or deny that it was
a single animal that was involved in this attack.
So we'll give you information...
[Turns TV off]
Is somethin' wrong with the TV?
Hey, Ollie. Hey.
What?
Good morning.
[Dog barking outside]
Good... Good morning, dad.
[Sniffing]
You ok?
Yeah.
[Chuckles]
[Sighs]
What the...
Pierced ears?
That doesn't make sense.
Is that a filling?
[Bark]
[Dogs barking]
You just wait one itty-bitty moment.
I promise the doctor will be right here.
He will answer any questions you may...
Where is he? Huh?
Where's Michael?
Where is he? Where is Michael?
Man: Calm down.
I'm Crane Dougdale.
This is my wife Moonflower.
We're looking for our s... animal.
He went missing last night.
We think he might have been hit by a car.
He was very badly hurt when he came in.
There was nothing I could do.
Ohh.
We'll need the body.
We just wanna give him a proper burial.
Well, uh...
I'm sorry, Mr. Dougdale, but...
With an animal of this size, I'm not supposed to...
He's ours.
He's ours, you bastard.
Oh, my baby.
My baby.
Please.
Can't tell you how much I appreciate this.
I found this dog tag around his neck.
But, Crane, what kind of animal is that, exactly?
You ever need any pottery, anything at all,
here. I want you to have my card.
Dr. Orwell...
I know what you're gonna say,
so you don't need to say it.
But it's been twice this week that Geoff...
Mikaela, you're right.
I am?
Yes, and I'll handle it.
[Sighs] Well, okey-dokey, Dr. Orwell.
Ok, bye.
[Sighs]
Mmm...
[Rock music playing]
[Telephone rings]
Hola.
Now, this is Dr. Orwell, your boss.
Hola, boss man. What can I do you for?
Geoff, weren't you scheduled to work today?
Wilbur, bro, you know how stuff comes up sometimes.
Today was one of those days when stuff really came up.
T-that's like twice this week where stuff really came up.
I know, bro. Put yourself in my shoes.
It's a rough week.
I'll be there tomorrow. Pinky swear, boss man.
If you're late again, I'm... Whoa, Wilbur.
Don't bite my head off, bro.
Oh. Wilbur?
Uh, Geoff... No... static...
Bro... I can't...
Wil...
[Dog barking outside]
Patty.
[Passing siren]
[Dog barking outside]
Wilbur.
Hmm?
Oh. Patty. Yeah.
Where's Ollie?
He's in his room.
He's not very happy about all this, Wilbur.
All what?
You promised to come to his spelling bee.
I really did forget.
Honey, you're gonna have to learn the words to a new song,
because we are both so tired of hearing this one.
[Dog barking outside]
[Knocks]
Go away!
Ollie, I'm sorry. I forgot.
You always forget.
You don't care! You're a jerk!
I'm proud of you, son.
Go away!
[Wind blowing]
[Sighs]
[Groans]
It's healed.
Ohh.
Enh.
[Grunting]
[Growling]
[Voice changing]
[Flesh stretching]
[Howl echoes]
[Growl]
[Cellphone rings]
[Growling]
You gotta be kiddin' m...
[Gasping]
[Roaring] Aah!
[Alarm buzzing]
[Click]
Another vicious animal attack last night
has claimed the life of a local man.
A body was found early this morning
and is believed to be the victim
of the mysterious animal that is stalking the residents of Milwaukee.
The body was found by a road crew
alongside highway 36 just north of west Alice.
One of the road crew workers that found the body
was quoted as saying he had never seen anything quite so gruesome
and was quite shaken by the whole ordeal.
Police are asking anyone that might have been in the area last night
to call their local police department.
"Milwaukee residents may gain some measure of peace,"
Police Chief Riggins said, "from the fact that Milwaukee's police"
are among the nation's most successful at solving crimes."
[Howl] The U.S. environmental protection agency
has awarded $1.3 million in grants to the...
We were told that the body was found
just a few feet from here.
Here's detective Deane right now.
Detective, do you still believe that the killings were animal attacks?
Despite all the crap that you're puttin' out there,
there is no serial killer called "the beast."
This is an animal attack, plain and simple.
But we need to know...
Last night...
What about it?
It was amazing.
You were amazing.
I was?
- Oh, you certainly were. - Heh heh.
Yes. I didn't know you had it in you, daddy.
Ah. Ooh, Wilbur, you're an animal.
Rrowrr. Rahh.
[Growling]
Oh, don't start acting like it was nothing.
It was.
What?
You don't remember?
Yeah. Of course I remember, every moment.
How could I forget what I...
What we did last night. Mmm.
Yeah. You better not forget it.
Ha! I want a repeat.
Ha ha! [Chuckles]
What did jerko forget this time?
Ah. Now look at you.
How'd you get so handsome?
It ain't workin'.
I'm still mad at you.
[Clears throat]
[Chuckles]
[Sighs]
Rahhr.
Yeah.
Hmm.
[Sniffs]
Come in.
[Sniffs]
Mikaela.
It's 11 A.M., Dr. Orwell.
Wilbur.
You've been working here since high school.
You should call me Wilbur.
Ok.
Are those new glasses?
Ohh. I can't believe you noticed.
[Chuckles]
How could I not?
They make your eyes sparkle.
Oh. [Chuckles]
Thank you, Dr. Orwell.
Ah-ah. Wilbur.
Wilbur. Right. Right. Right. Right.
Wilbur.
Mikaela. Yes?
Yes, Wilbur.
Did you come to my room for a reason?
Oh! Um, heh.
Oh. Silly. Yes. Um...
Totally forgot. Um...
[Chuckles]
Uh, it's 11 A.M.
Geoff was scheduled to work at 10:00,
so I called his house...
No need.
We won't be seeing any more of Geoff around here.
He quit?
Mmm, no.
So until we find a new tech,
how do you feel about assisting me?
I... I... I don't know... I don't know anything a-about...
Mikaela, I'll teach you.
[Sniffing]
Uh...
[Groans]
[Panting]
He swallowed 2 AAA batteries.
We're gonna have to operate.
[Purring]
Oh, she has a cracked rib.
Yeah.
You know, the way you look at the animals,
it's like... I don't know.
It's like you're one of them.
I know.
Hello.
Just so pretty. [Kiss, kiss]
[Sniffs]
Check on reception, please.
I didn't hear anything.
Humor an old man, Mikaela.
Ok.
[Sniffs] [Purrs]
Dr. Orwell, there is a police officer in reception.
[Cat meows] [Knock]
Thanks for takin' the time out of your day to see me, doctor.
I'm assuming you're not here to get your puppy fixed.
Uh, no. I don't even have a dog.
I got bit once when I was a kid, and...
Left a Mark.
I can relate.
So, what's up?
Well, you've read the headlines.
I just wanted to pick your brain about all these recent animal attacks.
What kind of good pet gone wrong should we be lookin' for?
Pet?
I'm no expert,
but I don't think this is anybody's pet.
The... this animal, whatever it is,
is quite big... Big claws,
big head, big teeth...
Like a bear on steroids.
Why a bear?
I... I don't know.
From what I've been reading,
I've a hunch that it stands on 2 feet.
Oh, I definitely agree with you on that,
but I mean, do you really think that it's just a wild bear?
[Clatter]
Uh, uh...
Everything ok with you, doc?
Oh, yeah. I'm fine.
Uh, it's probably closer to an ape.
An ape? Yeah, or a...
A mandrill or a, uh, baboon
or, uh, you know, something...
Maybe south American. I don't know.
Well, that's the problem. Neither do we.
All we know is we have 6 victims so far.
It's, uh, ironic,
you know?
Assigning an animal attack case
to a cop who is scared of dogs.
Heh. Indeed.
But if you wanna talk irony,
take a look at your man Geoff Matthews.
How does this involve Geoff?
I had to let him go.
Doc, you know Geoff's lying on a slab
at the county morgue, right?
What?
He was victim number 6.
Y-you really didn't know?
No.
Here. Check these out.
Ohh.
[Gasping]
Dr. Orwell, is it possible
one of your patients may have got a whiff of Geoff
and followed him home?
Uh...
Did you happen to lose a large savage beast?
You don't think I had anything to do with these animal attacks?
Wilbur, I'm not certain they are animal attacks.
This could definitely be the work of a man,
a disturbed man, but still a man.
Either way, I definitely agree with you.
This creature stands on 2 legs.
The more I stand here lookin' at you,
I wonder who those 2 legs belong to.
You know, Wilbur, you don't strike me as the killing kind,
but I've been wrong about animals in the past,
and now here you are,
a sweaty pet doc
lookin' like you know a lot more than you're lettin' on.
Mm-mmm.
So let me ask you,
did you have anything to do with these alleged animal attacks?
Now you've got my number, Orwell,
and I've got yours.
Let's keep in touch.
The mysterious killer is still on the loose.
Police have no leads regarding the mysterious animal
that has been savagely attacking the citizens of Milwaukee.
A spokesman for the Milwaukee police department said that they,
as well as several other agencies across Milwaukee,
remain diligent and will not rest
until the mystery beast is found. [Knocks]
What did the detective want?
If you have any information about...
Free heartworm medication.
Mm-hmm.
Did it have something to do
with that thing from last week? 'Cause I've been thinking...
It's been a long day, Mikaela.
Wilbur, what if that ape thing is connected to these animal attacks?
"That thing," as you call it,
died in front of us in exam room one.
But where's its body, Wilbur?
In my whodunits, if there's no body,
they're not dead.
I can assure you that thing is dead.
But what was it? If you can't even identify the animal,
how can you be certain it,
you know, d... Stayed dead?
"Stayed dead"?
Good night, Mikaela.
Well, good night.
Stay safe.
You, too, Wilbur.
[Wind chimes clanging]
I'm here to offer my condolences.
What do you...
For Michael...
Your son.
[Growls]
Have you figured out how to control the change yet?
I think so.
I can't go through a whole night
without doing it at least once, you know,
and it feels like...[Sighs]
Like holdin' back a great big fart.
[Chuckles]
Crane.
Moonflower likes to think of it more sensually,
you know, like an orgasm,
like we're releasin' our inner animal spirits.
It's more like we're connecting our animal spirits to mother earth.
So it's workin' out for you, then?
Saved my life.
Your son...
Saved my life.
Now, listen, I have to ask you a question...
Something serious.
Oh, yeah.
When you're a wolf,
do you, um...
I mean, I know it feels good, but...
[Sighs]
I don't remember everything.
I think I might...
I've been here, man,
and I've been there.
Now, let me give you...
And this comes from over 30 years' experience with this monster.
You don't do anything as a wolf
you wouldn't do as a man.
Now, take that as you will.
But if you're a good man,
then you're a good dog.
But the animal attacks...
No buts.
You're not responsible for these killings.
How can you be so...
What are you sayin'?
Are you... you responsible...
Heavens, no. Heh heh.
We're vegans.
Then who is?
There are others of us out there.
Some of us are less...
Well behaved.
[Passing siren]
[Humming]
[Dog barking]
[Roaring] [Screaming]
[Flesh shredding]
[Monitor beeping]
Oh, my goodness.
Mikaela.
So bizarre that you'd be on a first-name basis
with another one of our victims.
She lost a lot of blood.
She was lucky we found her when we did.
And this is lucky?
Very. She probably would have died like the others,
but there was a patrol car up the street.
We're guessin' that the sirens must have scared it off.
"It"?
Him, it, you,
the beast.
I didn't do this to her.
Why would I do this to her?
Had another employee to let go?
You're gonna be all right.
You made it.
You...
[Sniffs]
[Growls]
[Sniffing]
Orwell?
Shut up!
[Low growl]
[Sniffing]
Orwell?
[Growls]
Get out of my way!
Orwell, when your friend wakes up, we'll see which way the wind blows!
[Passing siren]
[Thunder]
[Sniffing]
[Growls]
[Sniffing]
[Growling]
[Roars]
[Dog barking]
[Grunting]
Oh, god.
You're so beautiful.
[Growls]
I knew you'd come.
I knew if I... if I just killed enough,
one of you would come eventually.
I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
And here...
Here you are.
And you're so beautiful.
[Roars] [Whimpers]
Go on.
Do what they sent you for.
Bite me.
The god Fenris sent you to bite me.
[Sighs] Bite me.
Make me like you.
I did everything I knew to do.
I did it all.
Look. Heh heh heh. Look what I made.
Now I have teeth and claws,
but I still have no bite.
All of this, all in your honor.
All of it to help me
unleash my inner instincts,
to help me unchain the free spirit inside.
It's all a tribute to you.
Bite me.
[Growls]
Bite me.
Why won't you bite me?!
Is this about the girl?
[Growls]
I know she got away, but I was gonna fix it.
I was gonna go to the hospital and fix it.
[Screams] [Roars]
Aah!
[Roars]
[Screaming]
Help! Somebody come!
Help!
Aw, it hurts.
You didn't come to bite me.
Can't kill me.
I'm Forrest J. Caldwell!
You can't kill Forrest J. Caldwell!
[Screaming]
Help! Help me! Aah!
Aah!
[Howl]
[Neck cracks]
[Jazzy bass and drums playing]
♪ Little pigs, little pigs, let me in ♪
[Guitar joins in]
♪ Not by the hair of our chinny chin chin ♪
♪ I'm going to grab my bellows down off the shelf ♪
♪ if you want somethin' done, you better do it yourself ♪
♪ I'm gonna blow
♪ your house down
♪ I'm gonna blow
♪ your house down... ♪
Ok, everyone. I'm gonna go check on dessert.
Ooh. Oh.
Oh. Heh heh. Thank you.
And congratulations on the presentation
of the beautiful meatless turkey.
Oh, I'm glad you enjoy it, Crane.
It was truly divine.
Thank you.
♪ That didn't stop old wolf at all ♪
♪ the second little piggy made a house out of wood ♪
♪ but doin' my best didn't do him no good ♪
♪ I'm gonna blow
♪ your house down... ♪
I'm gonna go...
And help Patty in the kitchen.
♪ Your house down ♪
♪ watch me now
it might take a little while.
[Chuckles]
[Laughter]
Peace, brother.
Right on.
[Laughter]
So how do you think it's goin'?
I think it's amazing.
Everyone's getting along,
and the Dougdales are a big hit.
Yeah? [Laughs]
You think Mikaela's ok?
- She seems happy, yes. - Yeah.
I think everyone's just in awe of you,
you know, the changes.
[Chuckles]
And how 'bout you?
Are you in awe of me?
Of course.
Yeah?
Constantly.
Mm-hmm.
I'm in awe of you.
I wanna share everything...
With you, Patricia.
Do you wanna share everything with me?
Yes.
Oh, yeah? Good.
Yes.
Mmm.
[Laughing] Ow!
Wilbur, you bit me!
[Chuckles]
[Howl]