1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:22,665 - What is with all the pushing? - Here you go, girls. 4 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,335 It's Miley Stewart. We've got to get in there. 5 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,881 - Our names are on the list. - Well, why didn't you say so? 6 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:34,469 - In your dreams, sweet cheeks. Next! - No, no. They're on there. I promise. 7 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,807 You are the only pop star I know who can't get into her own concert. 8 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:50,610 - Stop! - Go! 9 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,612 Somebody, stop those girls! 10 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,448 - Go faster! - I can't! This is a golf cart! 11 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,408 Stop! 12 00:01:57,493 --> 00:02:00,995 Those girls shouldn't be here. They don't have a backstage pass! 13 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:04,081 Stop in the name of Security! 14 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,541 Look out! Look out! 15 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,293 Call for backup! 16 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,296 Yes! 17 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,103 Stop! Please stop! 18 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:30,900 It's OK. It's OK. They're with me. Come on. Go, go, go. 19 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,130 Hey. 20 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:59,887 - Dad. - What? 21 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:32,920 Showtime, baby doll. 22 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,967 - She's on the move. - All right, let's go! 23 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,344 Good luck! Don't mess up! 24 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,181 This way. Follow me. 25 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,232 - Come on. - She's coming right now. 26 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,069 You do that every night. 27 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:01,741 - Love you, Daddy. - Loving you right back, darling. 28 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,368 Don't forget it's your turn to do the dishes. 29 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:06,704 - I did 'em last night. - Don't give me lip. 30 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,081 You wanted the best of both worlds. 31 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,629 - Hannah! Hannah! - Watch your head. 32 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,256 Here we go, everybody! 33 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:16,584 Cut! We'll fix that last bit in post. That's a wrap, people. 34 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:19,420 - Hannah, as always, fabulous. - Thank you. 35 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,355 No. It's OK. I'm sorry. I just had to meet you. 36 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,858 I promised my girls I'd say hi to you for them. 37 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,526 - Hi. - Hi. 38 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:45,696 They even wrote out some questions, if you have a second. 39 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:50,034 Oh, my gosh, this is such a thrill. Do you mind? 40 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:52,703 - Not at all. - Don't even think about it. 41 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:55,331 - No, Vita. It's OK. - Nothing about this man is OK. 42 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:59,668 - Hello, Oswald. - Hello, Vita. Looking lovely as ever. 43 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,797 Icky teeth, really? Isn't that beneath even you? 44 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:07,468 Oswald Granger, chief sleaze of Bon Chic magazine, 45 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,428 Britain's most notorious tabloid. 46 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:11,806 And we would love, with a capital "ove" 47 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:15,601 to do a cover feature on the global phenomenon that is Hannah Montana. 48 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,437 By "feature" he means "career-ending exposé." 49 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:21,732 "Country girl living her dreams, beloved by millions," that's all. 50 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:23,984 That's all you're going to get. Get out. 51 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,279 Can't blame a bloke for trying. 52 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,865 How could you think we have something to hide? 53 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:34,286 - He didn't see anything, did he? - I don't think so. 54 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,665 Good. Honey, you can't talk to anyone unless I'm at your side. 55 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:41,127 I'm your publicist. You need to concentrate on what you do best, 56 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:45,297 which is singing your scrappy heart out. Let me worry about everything else, 57 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:48,592 like making sure your little secret stays a secret. 58 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:50,886 Sometimes I wish 59 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,931 - I could be Hannah all the time. - You and me both, kid. 60 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,560 Out of the way, jackals. Step aside. Coming through. 61 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:00,020 Right, don't touch the pop star. Move aside. 62 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:13,200 ...like making sure your little secret stays a secret. 63 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:17,454 Secret? What secret? Move your bum, you old cow. 64 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:24,795 Talk to me, Ozzie, and don't disappoint. 65 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,966 - Apparently there's a secret. - Good. Because the cover's ready. 66 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:33,137 I just need the story to go with it. Find out that secret. 67 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,848 She's the most popular teenager in the world. 68 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:39,059 So I suggest you go out and find me every juicy, 69 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:44,064 sordid detail of Hannah Montana's outrageous, glamorous life. 70 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:51,197 All right. Line it up, people. We're going to choose new teams. 71 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:55,034 Dead girl in the middle of the floor. Anybody? 72 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,455 Fabulous news: Beyoncé has double pneumonia. 73 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,041 Has to drop out of the New York Music Awards. You are in! 74 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:06,086 That is great. Not for Beyoncé. I should call. But, yes! I'm so excited! 75 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,547 What am I gonna sing? What am I gonna wear? 76 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:11,467 Great minds. The car and the box are already outside, 77 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,637 so Hannah has to do a major shop now. Last chance. Come on. 78 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:18,557 Miley? Hello? What about my birthday party? 79 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:21,644 Minor Hannah emergency. I'll be there, I promise. 80 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:26,857 Wasn't that fun? 81 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:29,777 But it feels weird having them give me stuff for free. 82 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:34,281 Please. Do you know what a well-placed photo of you shopping is worth? 83 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:35,991 You're a star, an icon. 84 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,578 You look at it, touch it, wear it, and the whole world has to have it. 85 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:42,706 They owe it to you, Hannah. Name it and it's yours. 86 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:45,417 - Really? - I have so much to teach you. 87 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:50,339 If she doesn't hurry, you're gonna miss your plane. 88 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:55,427 Yeah, that's right, losers! I'm going to college! Tennessee Universi... 89 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,973 - University. - Where is that girl? 90 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:05,062 - I can't decide. - Decide? No deciding. Too stressful. 91 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,982 Take them all. We'll just add them to the pile. Girls. 92 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:14,238 Watches. I totally need a new watch. Is that the time? I can't believe it. 93 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:17,908 We got to go. Eleven messages. Jackson. 94 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:21,161 Lilly's present. Lilly... would totally love those shoes. 95 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,584 - She will so love these. - I'm sorry. I saw these first. 96 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:31,005 - Wrap these for me, please? - They're for my best friend. She's 16. 97 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,965 They're for my best friend, too. 98 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:36,677 - My best friend is a 6½. - Funny, my best friend's a 6½, too. 99 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,929 Tyra Banks, that's our only pair. 100 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,809 - That's not funny. You know who I am? - I know you know who I am. 101 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,103 - So? - So? 102 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,939 - Give me that shoe. - Get away from me! 103 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:54,987 Know what? If you want it, jump for it. Jump for the shoe, Hannah Montana. 104 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,488 Give me! 105 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,615 Got it! 106 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,460 Yes! Yes! 107 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,089 Give me my shoe, lady! 108 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,557 She is so in trouble. 109 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,898 No, you didn't. No, you didn't! Hannah Montana! 110 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,362 - Yes! - I appreciate you helping me up, 111 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,073 but I don't appreciate you not helping me with this. 112 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,040 Relax? Are you kidding me? Have you met my dad? 113 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,877 He is not going to shake off me missing saying goodbye to Jackson. 114 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:55,130 - Give us a smile. You look amazing. - Thank you. We got to go. 115 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,848 And I didn't even get the shoes. I am the worst friend in the world. 116 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,560 It's him. 117 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,147 Oswald. Step on it! 118 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,944 I cannot get out like Miley, 119 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,655 and I cannot show up at Lilly's party like Hannah. 120 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,251 Where are you headed? 121 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,265 Hi! Thank you. Thank you. 122 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,646 Hey, Lilly. What's up? 123 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,858 We've talked about this party since we were 12. Where... 124 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,944 - Hi! How are you? Where are you? - I'm almost there. 125 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,739 She hung up on... 126 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,264 - Where are you? Everybody's waiting... - Sorry, wrong number! 127 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,745 Two smoothies. Where's Miley? We haven't seen her. 128 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,373 I just spoke with her. She'll be here any second. 129 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,505 Rico, what's this hole at the top of the cake? 130 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,676 It's a high-pressure electro-pneumatic solenoid on it. 131 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:27,222 It's 150 pounds per square inch with a brass safety check valve. 132 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,435 Then I just hit this button and bam! Sparklers go off, 133 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:35,230 and a "Happy Birthday, Lilly" banner shoots out the top of the cake. 134 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,150 Once again, Rico is a genius. 135 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:54,124 Hold it! This is a private event. Guests only! What did I tell you? Stop! 136 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,751 - Smile. - No pictures. 137 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:05,260 - That's what I call a Lilly... Wow. - It's Hannah Montana! 138 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,722 Is that Hannah Montana? 139 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:27,824 Guys, I'm only here a little late. Happy birthday to... 140 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,827 I want to say happy birthday to my number one fan, Lilly. 141 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,580 She's over that way. She's over that way. 142 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,711 Happy birthday, Lilly. Happy birthday. 143 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:43,215 I'm sorry. I had no choice. I'll make it up to you, I promise. 144 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:47,219 You will never, ever, ever make it up to me. 145 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,555 I'm sorry. 146 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:57,437 Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! 147 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:07,239 Crazy, Crazy, Crazy. 148 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,951 You guys know the words to Let's Get Crazy? 149 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,253 All right, then, here we go! 150 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,886 You ready? Here we go. 151 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,600 Life is just a party so come as you are 152 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:39,187 Dress it up or dress it down Don't forget your guitar, yeah 153 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,941 Just be courageous 'Cause style's contagious 154 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:46,153 Everyone can rock out like a superstar 155 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:49,948 Let's get crazy Get up and dance 156 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:53,744 Take a swing, do your thing It's worth taking a chance 157 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,912 Let's get crazy 158 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,748 Yeah, just kick up your heels 159 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,833 Don't miss out, time to shout 160 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:04,004 Always keeping it real Let's get crazy 161 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,214 Crazy 162 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,055 Lilly! Lilly, we got cake! 163 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,059 Hold up. Wait. Birthday Girl, I have some questions. 164 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,896 It true that Hannah's 43 years old? She lip-syncs? Grew up in Nashville? 165 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,107 More like a cornfield in some place called Crowley Corners. 166 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,651 How do you spell "Crowley"? 167 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:30,864 It's Lilly Truscott, everybody! Happy birthday. We got cake over there. 168 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,367 Just like it sounds. 169 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:38,121 - Lilly... - Oliver? Quick! Light the cake. 170 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:42,834 - We're gonna stop Lilly from leaving. - Cake? No, I'm not ready yet! 171 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,252 Come on! We have cake! 172 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,476 Sorry. 173 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,357 Lilly, please pick up. 174 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,657 - Did you see this? - I know. It's everywhere. 175 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,159 Isn't it... horrible. Bad Hannah. 176 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,286 She and I need to have a conversation. 177 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,540 Now? But she's getting ready to go to New York. 178 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,376 Didn't she tell you? There's an amazing opportunity. 179 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,963 Yeah, I know about New York. I got CC'ed in an e-mail. Not happening. 180 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,133 She and I are flying to Tennessee for her grandma Ruby's birthday. 181 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,218 Didn't she tell you? 182 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:37,264 A shoe fight! You got into a stinking shoe fight? 183 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,058 In my defence, I totally saw those shoes first. 184 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:44,229 This is absolutely, t-totally, without a doubt unacceptable. 185 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,774 Which pretty much describes all of your behaviour lately. 186 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:51,153 Standing up your brother? Humiliating Lilly at her own party? 187 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,406 I screwed up. I'm sorry, but I can't talk about this now. 188 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,366 Gotta go to New York. It's the music awards. 189 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,618 Your grandmother's birthday doesn't matter? 190 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,078 This is totally different 191 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,956 - and you know it. - Now, Robby. Mr Ray. 192 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,752 Father Montana, Hannah not going to New York is really not an option. 193 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:10,422 - Her name is Miley. - Miley will be back before she leaves. 194 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,175 She's a superstar. I can get her a private jet if she wants. 195 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,761 Yes! I've always wanted one of those. 196 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,304 For gosh sakes. 197 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,769 Fine. You win. 198 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,229 But you heard our superstar. She needs a jet. 199 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,106 - Really? - I like your thinking. 200 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:32,194 It'll take time to arrange. I'll go to New York and set up the meet and greet. 201 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:47,209 Next time, you might want to demand a jet with a bigger bathroom. 202 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,127 Why you getting all Hannahed up? 203 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,379 The "Hannah steps off the plane" photo-op. 204 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,216 The balloons, the limos, the screaming fans. 205 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,512 Like Vita says, "It's all about the publicity." 206 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:02,390 Yeah. That Vita's just full of good advice. 207 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,061 Absolutely full of it. 208 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,441 Hello, New York! 209 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,951 Looks like your limo's here. 210 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:31,878 - Ain't she a beaut? - Whee doggies. Tennessee. 211 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:41,763 Dad, come on. Yeah, maybe I should've remembered Grandma's birthday. 212 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,974 - I did. - Jackson, not now. 213 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:48,311 Please, Hannah Montana needs to be walking down the red carpet, 214 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,355 in New York, in less than three hours. 215 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,275 All you ever wanted to do was sing. 216 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,194 Hannah let you do that and still have a normal life. 217 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,071 That was the dream, remember? 218 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,867 That's why we created her in the first place. 219 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,870 I don't know what she's about anymore. 220 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,956 - What are you saying? - I think we might be done. 221 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:14,337 - You can't take Hannah away from me. - Really? Because that's what I'm doing. 222 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,674 No! Stop the truck. I'm not doing this. I want to go home. 223 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,426 Stop the truck! 224 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,072 You are home. Look around you. 225 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,782 Hannah means everything to me. 226 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,035 That, right there, might be the problem. 227 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,416 You're saying I can never be Hannah again? 228 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:56,087 Ask me in two weeks. Right now let's see if a country girl still exists. 229 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:59,466 - Two weeks? - Think of it as a Hannah detox. 230 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,843 Take that wig off and get back in the truck. 231 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:06,765 No. I'm not getting back in the truck. No way. 232 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,275 I'm not getting back in the truck, Dad. 233 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,612 I'm going to New York whether you like it or not, and I'm not... 234 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,032 Give that back, you mangy little... 235 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,869 Look at that. Girl don't even recognise her own horse. 236 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,788 Now that truly is sad. 237 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,207 Blue Jeans? 238 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,924 Meet us at the house. Just about a mile up the road. 239 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,434 Don't forget your suitcase. 240 00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:03,655 In my defence, you do look different. Did you do something to your tail? 241 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,854 Good boy. All right, now. Help me out. 242 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,648 Hold still. 243 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:46,740 Blue Jeans! 244 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,670 Hi. You all right? 245 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,965 Blue Jeans doesn't really take well to strangers. 246 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:49,302 Especially not dirty, sparkly ones. 247 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,348 I know. He's my horse. 248 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:57,727 Miley? 249 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,231 It's me. Travis? 250 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:04,484 Travis Brody? We were in the first grade together. 251 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,570 Me and you went up to your Uncle Earl's farm and swam, 252 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:10,824 - and got poison oak all over our... - I remember you, OK? 253 00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:14,410 I remember you hanging me headfirst down a well. 254 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:17,413 Yeah. I guess I had a pretty big crush on you back then, 255 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,666 but don't worry about it. 256 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,670 I'm over it. 257 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:26,673 Good to know. 258 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,511 Don't come around too often anymore, do you? 259 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,263 Often enough. 260 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,516 Only a couple times since your ma died that I've heard about. 261 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:40,270 - So how long are you staying? - Two weeks. 262 00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:43,231 - Good luck with that. - What's that supposed to mean? 263 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,525 Considering what you're wearing, 264 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,444 and the fact that you couldn't get back on your horse, 265 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,613 I'm guessing you went California on us. 266 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:54,742 I have not. You don't know anything about me or California. 267 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:58,454 Let me guess, celebrities are just regular folk like you and me. 268 00:24:58,539 --> 00:24:59,956 Some are. 269 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,585 You actually know any? 270 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,753 I know Hannah Montana. 271 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:08,715 Hannah Montana? Really? 272 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:14,470 Yeah. I... I practically saved her life surfing the other day. 273 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:19,100 She owes me big time. We're like best friends. 274 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,605 Best friends. 275 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:30,111 Guess they're waiting for you inside. I'll take Blue Jeans, put him away. 276 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:33,907 - You don't have to do that. - It's kind of my job. 277 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:37,410 I've been working for your grandma for the summer. 278 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,584 This is usually about the time someone'd say "thank you." 279 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:47,545 - I was getting there. - No need. 280 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:51,216 See you round, Smiley Miley. 281 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:55,470 Remember? That's what he used to call you. Smiley Miley. 282 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,848 I remember. 283 00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,807 I got my Miley back! 284 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,770 Come on, Miley, take the next verse. 285 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,773 Come on. 286 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:55,113 Get your dog back and your house back... 287 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,703 I want my life back, Dad. 288 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:10,670 Sorry. Sorry, everybody. Happy birthday, Grandma. 289 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:15,133 I just blew out my candles and I already got my birthday wish. 290 00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:17,218 Come here, sweet thing. 291 00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:21,889 I have missed you more than you can imagine. 292 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,058 And thank you. 293 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:28,855 Thank you so much for this. I just love it. 294 00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:30,940 There's only one King, 295 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:35,820 and I have been saving him a place of honour. 296 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:42,201 How long have you been planning this? Must have taken you forever to find it. 297 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,830 Apparently I've thought of nothing else for weeks. 298 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,249 Hurt your grandma's feelings, and a chewed-up wig 299 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:51,044 will be the least of your worries. Hey, Uncle Chuck. 300 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:53,296 Listen, it's time for cake. 301 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,341 I'll collect the supper plates, you pass out the forks. 302 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,676 Give you a chance to say "hi" to a few folks. 303 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:04,223 - You remember Cousin Derrick. - What's with the rat? 304 00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:06,267 Ferret. Harlow. 305 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,686 - Good to be home. - Yeah. 306 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:13,983 Got any plates for me? 307 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,737 Do me a favour. Introduce yourself to Lorelai over there. 308 00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:21,074 She's new and a little shy. 309 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:23,826 You aren't up to your matchmaking again, are you? 310 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,913 - Me? Never. - That's right... 311 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:30,249 Then I reckon it would be a shame for anybody to feel left out. 312 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:34,128 Excuse me. Got anything for me? 313 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:37,715 I don't know. Are you sure you can handle it? 314 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,592 You'd be amazed at what I can handle. 315 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,637 I don't believe we've met. I'm Robby Ray. 316 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:45,598 Told you you'd be amazed. 317 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:56,359 I got it. It's not that bad, ladies and gentlemen. 318 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,113 Oh, Lord! 319 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:13,084 - Howdy! - Oh, no. 320 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:23,302 Whee doggies! Great news, everybody. 321 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,721 Elvis is alive and well. 322 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,651 I keep thinking I should change the wallpaper, 323 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:24,489 but your mom picked this out when she was about your age. 324 00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:28,618 I like it. 325 00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:31,120 You used to like a lot of things about coming to see me. 326 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,540 - Grandma... - It's OK. 327 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,918 I know it's not personal. 328 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:44,008 - I just miss my Miley. - Why does everyone keep saying that? 329 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,886 Maybe you should be asking yourself that question. 330 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:51,807 Caterpillar in a tree How you wonder who you'll be 331 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,062 Can't go far, but you can always dream 332 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:01,692 Your daddy used to say that to you every night. 333 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,071 Not so much anymore. 334 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:24,817 Miley! Rise and shine! 335 00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:38,205 Commence Operation Save Hannah Montana. 336 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,334 Morning! Sleep well? I've been up for hours. 337 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:44,211 How about I go down to feed the chickens and grab eggs? 338 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:48,424 Like I always say, ain't nothin' better than farm-fresh eggs for breakfast! 339 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,219 Who in the Sam Heck was that? 340 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,772 Here, chick, chick, chick. 341 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:08,903 Get away from... 342 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:19,580 How long you think before she figures out to put down the bucket? 343 00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:23,209 Oh, I'm gonna... 344 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:10,339 All right. Here we go, one farm-fresh egg. 345 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:13,634 - Y'all couldn't wait? - Darling, we waited, 346 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,178 but we had to get on with the rest of our lives. 347 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:20,224 Get yourself cleaned up, honeybee. I'm taking you to the farmers' market. 348 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:21,642 Yay. 349 00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:27,732 Robby Ray, my gutters need fixing. 350 00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:30,818 And my truck's making a noise you just don't want to hear. 351 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,069 I'm on it. 352 00:34:32,154 --> 00:34:36,532 If you need help, talk to the foreman. Might be down by the vegetable patch. 353 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:37,700 Gotcha. 354 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:40,870 Don't go squashing my squashes. They're prize-winners. 355 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,751 Looks like you beat me to it. 356 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:55,301 Lorelai? Ruby didn't... You're the foreman? 357 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:59,388 - That'd be me. - So that means you're living here, too? 358 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,557 You're good at this. 359 00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:04,518 That's me, right over there. 360 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:08,147 I was looking for a fresh start, and I guess Ruby thought 361 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:10,900 both me and the farm could use some looking after. 362 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:14,487 She does like putting things together, that's for sure. 363 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,869 Lorelai. The foreman. 364 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:25,247 I'll be dang. 365 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:31,086 All right, you guys, I'd like to introduce you all to Tammy Wynette. 366 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:34,840 She is the fastest two-legged animal in the world. 367 00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:38,260 She can't fly, she can't swim, but she sure can... 368 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,347 ...bite. Be careful. 369 00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:45,810 Look, we talked about this. 370 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:48,539 Unless you want to see ostrich burgers on the menu at the snack bar... 371 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:51,357 I'll take it from here. Go feed Miss Pearl. 372 00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:52,608 No, I hate Miss Pearl. 373 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:57,112 All right, kids. Who wants to see a real, live... 374 00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,032 ...alligator? 375 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:02,701 Let go! 376 00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:18,592 Help! 377 00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:32,147 What's with the giant udder? 378 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:35,484 That you don't see in Beverly Hills. 379 00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:39,655 Old Man Crowley died and left the town the meadows, pretty much everything. 380 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,324 We don't have enough for the taxes, 381 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:45,035 so I've been helping organise a fundraiser. 382 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,330 It's just awful. Developers circling like vultures. 383 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:52,418 Talking about putting up apartment buildings. Shopping malls. 384 00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:54,420 A mall? Really? 385 00:36:56,923 --> 00:37:00,843 If they have their way, there won't be any open land left. 386 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,095 How'd you like one of those, young lady? 387 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,389 - Thank you. - Come on, Miley. 388 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:08,392 - Hold on. Would there be a Bloomie's? - We've got work. 389 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:09,685 Sorry. 390 00:37:11,605 --> 00:37:13,981 - You're looking at the future. - Thank you. 391 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:20,237 I swear, everything about that man irks me. 392 00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:22,323 - Morning, Miss Ruby. - Morning. 393 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,116 See you got your granddaughter. 394 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,911 - Yeah, sure do. - Ain't she grown some. 395 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:29,371 Amazing what food and water will do. 396 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,374 Nice chatting. 397 00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:35,961 When we finish, maybe you and I can do a little shopping. 398 00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:38,005 In there? No, thanks. I'm good. 399 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:42,509 Look, Missy. You may be Hannah Montana back home, 400 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,595 but here we're britches and boots. 401 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:49,350 And if that ain't good enough for you, maybe you should just pack up and git. 402 00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:55,814 You might be fooling your daddy, but you sure as heck ain't fooling me. 403 00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:02,655 Now, I'm sorry for fussing at you, but I think you should consider yourself lucky 404 00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:06,158 that, for the time being, you have a place like this to call home. 405 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,285 I do. 406 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:10,829 And I'm sorry. 407 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:13,707 I know you are. 408 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:16,752 Come on! 409 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,925 - Right here? - Yeah. 410 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:28,055 Now... slice up this watermelon for samples. 411 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,265 You're looking at the future of Crowley Meadows. 412 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,894 I'm going to take this mood of mine and put it to good use. 413 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:36,689 Free samples! Here you go, girls. 414 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:39,942 Ruby, you can have as many fundraisers as you want, 415 00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,111 but you are not going to stop progress. 416 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:45,781 Turning Mills Pond into a landfill is not what I call progress. 417 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:54,748 I'll be right back. 418 00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:57,960 - Morning. - Morning. 419 00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:00,879 Do you know this girl? 420 00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:04,967 Sure, Hannah Montana. I don't live under a rock. 421 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,677 No, obviously not. No, no. 422 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,388 - Want to try something? - I'll try a bit. 423 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,597 OK. 424 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:13,892 That's very nice. Delicious. 425 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:20,524 - I'll be back. - Maybe she used a different name. 426 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,777 - I don't think so. - Somebody must know where she lives. 427 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,988 - No. I gotta go. - OK. Thank you! 428 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,625 - Miley, help me get this... - Get up. 429 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,589 Help him up now. Let's get him out of here. 430 00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,428 Help me with this poor man. Are you OK? 431 00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:35,224 - I'm terribly, terribly sorry. - Honey, you are so forgiven. 432 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:37,476 You're too kind. No, really. 433 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:42,272 You're about the same age. You know this Hannah Montana? 434 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:46,819 Hannah Montana! Who don't know Hannah Montana? She's famous. 435 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:50,364 She's telling everyone she's from this patch of nowhere, but no one's seen her. 436 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,533 I seen her, saw her, know her, knew her. 437 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:55,285 - You're the first. - I know all the Montanas-Es. 438 00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:57,162 Know where I could find them? 439 00:40:57,247 --> 00:41:01,291 Go about five miles south of town, turn right at the first crick. 440 00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:02,209 Left at the second crook. 441 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,002 - There you are. - There you are. 442 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,421 - So, thank you. Thank you. - Yeah. Sure. 443 00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:09,466 - Take care. - Yeah. Thank you. 444 00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:12,719 Hello? 445 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:21,186 Hello, anybody home? 446 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:55,345 - What? - A better question would be "where?" 447 00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:58,056 As in "where's my story?" 448 00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:01,435 Sorry, luv. Two seconds. 449 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:05,147 - Hello? - Daddy, where are you? You didn't call. 450 00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:09,651 Sorry, darlings. Daddy's working. I'll call you back in two seconds. 451 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:12,404 Hurry. It's nearly lights out. 452 00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:17,701 Sorry. Now, don't worry. I guarantee this Hannah Montana story is... 453 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,620 Hannah Montana! 454 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:22,748 I can't believe it! Oh, my God, Dad! 455 00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,625 I don't believe this! Have you met her yet? 456 00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:28,921 Not now, girls! 457 00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:32,049 - Please get us her autograph! - I'm going to faint! 458 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,343 Who's that? What's all that screaming? 459 00:42:34,427 --> 00:42:38,263 - Darlings, I'll call you back. - Daddy, Daddy, make sure you do! 460 00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:43,060 - Sorry. You were saying? - Ozzie, I want the dirt! 461 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,187 Trust me, I'm all over it. 462 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,119 I messed up. 463 00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:28,855 I'm sorry. Don't stop. I'm going. 464 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:31,275 Don't worry about it. I was goofing off. 465 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:33,777 It's great you're still doing that singing thing. 466 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:37,322 - Singing thing? What singing thing? - Everyone knows that's all 467 00:43:37,407 --> 00:43:41,785 you ever wanted to do. And... you actually got a nice voice. 468 00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:45,706 Thanks. I've heard that. 469 00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:51,044 What did you think of the song? I wrote it. 470 00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:55,716 - Song? - Yeah, that thing I was just singing? 471 00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:57,926 Did I mention I wrote it? 472 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:01,763 It seems like you got most of the notes right. So, way to go, Miley. 473 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:06,810 "Most?" 474 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:15,027 - So why didn't you like it? - Jeez, I didn't say I didn't like it. 475 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:19,072 - You sure didn't say you did. - It's not bad. It just wasn't... 476 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:21,700 - Good. - ...about anything. 477 00:44:21,784 --> 00:44:24,870 Doesn't tell me anything about who you are or what you feel. 478 00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:27,622 - You know what I'm feeling now? - I've got an idea. 479 00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:29,791 Sorry, but you asked. 480 00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:33,253 What are you doing bothering with this anyway? 481 00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:37,257 Starting up an egg business. Me and Ruby struck a deal. 482 00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:39,468 I rebuild the coop, I get to sell the eggs. 483 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:44,389 - It's a lot of rebuilding. - You got to start somewhere, right? 484 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:50,312 Life's a climb, but the view is great. 485 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:55,400 That's all you want to do, sell eggs in Crowley Corners? 486 00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:57,611 - Where else am I gonna sell? - Not what I meant. 487 00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,614 I know what you meant. You don't get this place, do you? 488 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:04,993 - Come on. Saddle up. - Where are we going? 489 00:45:05,078 --> 00:45:08,205 To show you... what you're missing. 490 00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:41,905 - You're next! - No way! No! 491 00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:51,665 We got it! 492 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:57,689 It's cold! 493 00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:09,201 We should get going. We don't wanna be late for the fundraiser. 494 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,959 Good job, Daddy! 495 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:02,921 Robby Ray Stewart, everybody. Good to have you back, sir. 496 00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:10,428 - You were so great up there. - Thank you, honey. 497 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:17,143 What is the matter? He's dated before. 498 00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:19,563 Maybe it's starting to mean something again. 499 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,943 We're going to slow it down for this next song, if that's all right. 500 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,243 - What? - She likes you. You like her. 501 00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:35,912 Why do you have to make everything so complicated? 502 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,039 Miley, you just wouldn't unders... 503 00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:42,502 - How do you know she likes me? - Because she'd be crazy if she didn't. 504 00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:46,339 - You got a good point there. - I saw Lorelai go out back. 505 00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:48,842 Maybe you can go help her with the empties. 506 00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:51,928 I could try. 507 00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:12,032 Miley, would you like to dance? 508 00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:19,789 Sorry about that back there. 509 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:23,877 This trip was always supposed to be about Miley. Not really about me. 510 00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:27,172 Ever think the two might be related? 511 00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:32,135 You're right. Our family's closer than most, more... 512 00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:33,511 Secretive? 513 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:35,555 I've noticed. 514 00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:38,350 So how's she doing? 515 00:49:39,352 --> 00:49:40,977 I have a feeling she... 516 00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:44,898 We are going to be just fine. 517 00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:43,415 Thank you. 518 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,712 Miley, it's open mic night. You should give it a try. 519 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:51,297 No. Wait. It's good. I mean, my dad... 520 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:54,342 - Come on. It's all about having fun. - No. No. 521 00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:58,054 Looks like we got ourselves a taker. 522 00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:07,439 All right... 523 00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:11,901 If you guys don't mind, I'm going to add a little hip-hop to this hoedown. 524 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,825 Banjo, I'm going to need you to come on up here. 525 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:21,786 And where are my girls at? Come on up. 526 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:26,040 All right. Here we go. 527 00:51:27,543 --> 00:51:32,046 Boom boom clap boom de clap de clap. 528 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,094 Here we go! 529 00:51:47,229 --> 00:51:48,688 One, two, three 530 00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:50,690 Everybody, come on, off your seats 531 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:55,111 I'm gonna tell you about a beat that's gonna make you move your feet 532 00:51:55,196 --> 00:51:59,783 I'll give the barbecue Show and tell you how to move 533 00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:04,245 If you're five or 82 This is something you can do 534 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:09,000 Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it Countrify then hip-hop it 535 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,336 Put your hawk in the sky Move side to side 536 00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:13,671 Jump to the left, stick it, glide 537 00:52:18,761 --> 00:52:21,971 You got it. Come on. OK, one more time. 538 00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:26,643 Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it Countrify then hip-hop it 539 00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:28,978 Put your hawk in the sky Move side to side 540 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:31,314 Jump to the left, stick it, glide 541 00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:35,360 Zigzag across the floor Shuffle in diagonal 542 00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:37,779 When the drum hits, hands on your hips 543 00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:41,991 One-footed 180 twist And then a zigzag, step, slide 544 00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:44,577 Lean it left, clap three times 545 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,538 Shake it out head to toe 546 00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:48,748 Throw it all together That's how we roll 547 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,042 - Do the hoedown - Hoedown 548 00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:53,419 - Do the hoedown - Throwdown 549 00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:57,674 Throw it all together That's how we roll 550 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:04,305 Come on. Here we go. 551 00:53:04,390 --> 00:53:08,393 Zigzag across the floor Shuffle in diagonal 552 00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:10,478 When the drum hits, hands on your hips 553 00:53:10,563 --> 00:53:15,191 One-footed 180 twist And then a zigzag, step, slide 554 00:53:15,276 --> 00:53:17,527 Lean it left, clap three times 555 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,737 Shake it out head to toe 556 00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:21,990 Throw it all together That's how we roll 557 00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:24,033 - Do the hoedown! - Throwdown! 558 00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:26,244 - Do the hoedown - Throwdown! 559 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:28,580 - Do the hoedown! - Throwdown! 560 00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:30,957 Throw it all together That's how we roll 561 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,751 All right! A-boom de clap de clap Boom boom clap 562 00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:35,336 Come on. Here we go! 563 00:53:35,421 --> 00:53:39,507 Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it Countrify then hip-hop it 564 00:53:39,592 --> 00:53:41,801 Put your hawk in the sky Move side to side 565 00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,304 Jump to the left, stick it, glide 566 00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:48,349 Zigzag across the floor Shuffle in diagonal 567 00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:50,560 When the drum hits, hands on your hips 568 00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:55,231 One-footed 180 twist And then a zigzag, step, slide 569 00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:59,569 Lean it left, clap three times Shake it out head to toe 570 00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:01,738 Throw it all together That's how we roll 571 00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:05,992 - Do the hoedown - Throwdown! 572 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,077 - Do the hoedown - Throwdown 573 00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:10,246 Throw it all together That's how we roll 574 00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,714 Our very own Miley Stewart, people. 575 00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:31,017 You got a lot of nerve coming in here. 576 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:36,814 I'm sorry. I thought this was a community event. 577 00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:40,568 Community. You wouldn't even know what that word means. 578 00:54:40,653 --> 00:54:44,030 Well, I know that your idea of it is a thing of the past. 579 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:49,744 How much y'all raise tonight? A thousand dollars? 580 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:52,455 Two thousand dollars? 581 00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:57,001 - Whatever it is, I'll double it. - We don't want your money. 582 00:54:57,086 --> 00:54:59,379 Fine. At the end of the day it ain't going to matter. 583 00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:02,048 You have 100 of these, you ain't going to raise the money 584 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,008 it's going to take to save the Meadows. 585 00:55:04,093 --> 00:55:07,762 Not unless The Beatles show up for a benefit concert. Wait. Problem. 586 00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:12,558 Sooner y'all accept the inevitable, the sooner we... 587 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:14,394 Miley knows Hannah Montana. 588 00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,399 - Who's that? - She saved her life surfing. 589 00:55:20,192 --> 00:55:24,487 They're best friends. She could help us out, right? 590 00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:26,531 Throw a concert. That'd raise money. 591 00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:28,992 Yeah! Yeah! Do it. 592 00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:30,451 Yeah. Call her. 593 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:34,747 I guess I could give her a call. 594 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:40,712 Hannah Montana knows Miley? 595 00:55:57,104 --> 00:56:02,150 Oh, my gosh! It's Hannah Montana! I love you, Hannah! 596 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:18,374 Oh, my gosh. She's here. I didn't think she'd come. 597 00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:23,337 Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Give me a hug. Thank you. 598 00:56:27,176 --> 00:56:31,429 - So rustic. I love it, Miley. - Thanks. 599 00:56:31,513 --> 00:56:35,058 This whole "pop star saves hometown" angle is genius. 600 00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:38,394 Not so genius that I forgive you for ditching me in New York 601 00:56:38,479 --> 00:56:41,481 and almost costing me my job, but genius nevertheless. 602 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:48,654 So, you must be Granny. 603 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:50,782 Adorable. 604 00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:54,535 Look at this place. It's just so... 605 00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:56,788 And... 606 00:56:58,207 --> 00:57:00,792 - Does it always smell like this? - Pretty much. 607 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:03,044 Excuse me. 608 00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:07,090 Lilly, I am so sorry. You are the best friend I have ever had. 609 00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:10,218 I thought you weren't going to talk to me. I might lose you forever... 610 00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:13,930 - You couldn't even if you wanted to. - Good, because I don't want to. 611 00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:18,434 And... sorry about talking to that reporter guy. 612 00:57:18,519 --> 00:57:22,897 What? Lilly, you're the one that talked to the reporter? How could you? 613 00:57:22,981 --> 00:57:25,293 Thought this was one of those "you're sorry, I'm sorry" moments. 614 00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:29,320 It is and I am. And I swear Hannah will never come between us again. 615 00:57:29,404 --> 00:57:32,073 - Miley? - Yeah? 616 00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:34,367 Could I come in and talk to you and Hannah a minute? 617 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,369 - You be Hannah. - No, you're Hannah. 618 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,455 I can't be Hannah. No, you be Hannah. Stop it. 619 00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:40,957 It's kind of important. 620 00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:43,835 Stop doing this. 621 00:57:45,254 --> 00:57:46,420 Stop! 622 00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:48,714 Come in. 623 00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:56,097 I'm so sorry. I didn't realise... 624 00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:59,016 No worries. This is just a little de-stressing. 625 00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:00,768 It helps with Hannah's jet lag. 626 00:58:00,853 --> 00:58:03,354 Jet lag? But California's only two hours... 627 00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:06,858 Yes. But Hannah only flies west to east... 628 00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:09,861 ...so... she gains time. 629 00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:13,698 She sometimes has to go the long way. She's actually getting younger. 630 00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:15,616 - Did you want something? - Yeah. 631 00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:17,994 Hi, Hannah. 632 00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:23,374 I'm Lorelai. And we are just all so grateful that you're here. 633 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:24,625 Oh, well... 634 00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:27,545 Foot massage. 635 00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:29,547 Very LA. 636 00:58:30,716 --> 00:58:33,551 - Miley, you up there? - He doesn't know. 637 00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:37,597 That Hannah's here. He is going to be so excited. 638 00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,515 - Let me tell him. - I'll take over. 639 00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:43,811 No. Hannah considers me her personal, you know... 640 00:58:44,438 --> 00:58:46,606 There's these things that... Fine. 641 00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:50,568 Hey, but no talking. 642 00:58:59,328 --> 00:59:05,333 So... the mayor wants to throw this big bash in your honour this evening. 643 00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:09,253 And I've had lobsters flown in and everything just for you. 644 00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:12,089 I hope they don't get too jet-lagged. 645 00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:14,926 Anyway... 646 00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:17,553 Dad! 647 00:59:17,638 --> 00:59:20,473 - What are you doing? - Fixing your grandma's gutter. 648 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:23,059 Hold the ladder. Don't squish the squashes. 649 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:26,187 Please come down. It's an emergency. I need you now. 650 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:27,688 Is that a yes? 651 00:59:30,817 --> 00:59:33,361 That's fantastic. Wow. 652 00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:36,697 What is Lorelai doing rubbing Hannah's feet? 653 00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:38,950 - Technically, they're Lilly's. - Stay. 654 00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:42,578 Dad. Dad, we're all set. I talked to Derrick and... 655 00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:45,248 - What's with him? - Come here. 656 00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:47,959 Hey, hey. Lorelai. 657 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:51,045 - Why don't you let Hannah rest... - I think she's asleep. 658 00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:55,967 Poor thing. Jet lag. 659 00:59:56,635 --> 00:59:58,219 She only flies west to east. 660 00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:02,848 What? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. 661 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:04,767 Some kind of celebrity thing. 662 01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:08,646 But she said yes. She's coming to the mayor's dinner. 663 01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:13,025 It was my job to get her there, and she is coming. 664 01:00:15,195 --> 01:00:17,363 - Great. - You're going, right? 665 01:00:19,866 --> 01:00:21,242 Well, I don't know. 666 01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:23,244 Is this you asking? 667 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:30,126 - Yeah. I think it might be. - Then this is me accepting. 668 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:38,217 - I think they're going to kiss. - Yes! 669 01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:40,303 Go, Daddy! Go, Daddy! 670 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:48,728 Certainly is getting hot in here. Think I'll open up the window. 671 01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:51,772 I don't want her to sleep in a stuffy room. 672 01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:58,654 Go, Daddy... 673 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:02,199 Oh, Jackson! 674 01:01:04,369 --> 01:01:09,415 Are you OK? Watch it. Ladder. Are you all right? Let me help you. 675 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:10,708 I'm OK. I'm OK. 676 01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:21,594 These taste... healthy. What's in them? 677 01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:23,596 Squash. 678 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:31,854 - I want a cowboy. - Sorry. That one's taken. 679 01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:33,189 - Really? - Yeah. 680 01:01:34,775 --> 01:01:35,816 No. 681 01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:40,154 Maybe. I don't know. Looks like we're going to be just friends. 682 01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:42,865 But he hasn't met Hannah yet. 683 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:44,867 Come on. 684 01:01:50,874 --> 01:01:52,541 So, Han... 685 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,211 Han... 686 01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:59,173 Hey, look! It's Hannah Montana! 687 01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:04,136 Hi. Sorry, I... I didn't see you. 688 01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:07,431 - I'm Travis. Thanks for coming. - Yeah, happy to help. 689 01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:12,436 - This is Lilly. She's my assistant. - Executive assistant. 690 01:02:13,313 --> 01:02:15,398 Welcome to Crowley Corners. 691 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:18,818 It sure would be nice to have someone to... show us around. 692 01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:20,903 - Real smooth. - What? 693 01:02:20,987 --> 01:02:25,616 I really don't think I'm your guy. But nice to meet you. 694 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:28,577 No, go. Go! 695 01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:34,542 So... putting up a satellite dish. 696 01:02:35,544 --> 01:02:37,211 It's a birdbath. 697 01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:39,672 I knew that. 698 01:02:41,299 --> 01:02:44,385 Lilly, could you go find the owner of this fine house, 699 01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:46,762 and run them through my dietary needs? 700 01:02:46,847 --> 01:02:48,264 Go. Assist. 701 01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:50,516 OK. 702 01:02:53,353 --> 01:02:55,646 So you and Miley are pretty close? 703 01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:57,940 You have no idea. 704 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:03,320 Don't have to answer if you think this is too personal, 705 01:03:03,405 --> 01:03:06,323 but you think she'd go out with me if I asked? 706 01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:07,950 You want to go out with Miley? 707 01:03:08,452 --> 01:03:11,454 No, you'd be a real prize. Don't get me wrong, but... 708 01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:14,415 Miley... 709 01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:17,710 I can't help but smile when I'm around her. 710 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:23,215 I think about her all the time. And I... 711 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:24,675 You should go ask her out. 712 01:03:26,261 --> 01:03:27,303 Really? 713 01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:33,058 Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to do that right now. 714 01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:35,352 No, no. No. Excuse me. 715 01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:38,647 You can't go in there. She's not home. Miley! She's not home. 716 01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:42,318 She said something about going to the barn and brushing Blue Jeans. 717 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:45,321 You should go ask her there. Go, go, go! Go. Goodbye. 718 01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:47,448 Go! 719 01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:52,828 - Slow down, hot stuff. - Got to go. Got to go! 720 01:03:54,915 --> 01:03:56,373 Miley? 721 01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:02,505 Miley! 722 01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:06,425 - Miley, are you... - Hey, slacker. 723 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:13,432 Hey... I was just talking to your friend, Hannah. 724 01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:17,061 Actually, we were talking about you. 725 01:04:17,145 --> 01:04:21,023 Oh, really? Was there something you wanted to say, 726 01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:22,816 or ask me, or talk to me about? 727 01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:26,403 Well... I know you're going home soon. 728 01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:29,240 Yeah, I am. That's right, Travis, keep going. 729 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,576 Well... 730 01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:36,956 I was wondering if, maybe, you'd like to go to dinner with me this evening? 731 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:42,920 OK. Sure. I don't think I have any other plans, so sounds good. 732 01:04:43,964 --> 01:04:46,465 - Cool. - Cool. 733 01:04:52,264 --> 01:04:53,305 Cool. 734 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:57,977 - Now you're talking. That is the one. - It would be, but she's not going. 735 01:04:58,812 --> 01:05:00,187 What do you mean I can't go? 736 01:05:00,272 --> 01:05:03,107 You promised Lorelai Hannah'd be the guest of honour 737 01:05:03,191 --> 01:05:05,609 at the mayor's big lobster hoo-hah tonight. 738 01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:08,487 - Actually, Lilly did. - Actually, Hannah did. 739 01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:09,989 But I promised Travis. 740 01:05:10,073 --> 01:05:12,950 You know what? Then I'll just leave it up to you. 741 01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:14,910 You do whatever you think is right. 742 01:05:15,996 --> 01:05:17,162 But... 743 01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:40,686 It's Hannah Montana! 744 01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:49,820 Can I have your autograph, Hannah Montana? 745 01:05:55,827 --> 01:05:56,869 Smile. 746 01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:00,331 Perfect. 747 01:06:02,584 --> 01:06:04,877 Where's Miley? She should be here by now. 748 01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:09,256 Hon, she's got East Coast West Nile disease. 749 01:06:09,341 --> 01:06:11,842 - That sucker's travelling. - Yeah. 750 01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:16,430 Well, if everybody could please take their seats. 751 01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:19,099 - Yes, be seated, everybody. - Your place card there... 752 01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:23,812 And let me just say that, honestly, 753 01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:27,107 to have someone of your talents... 754 01:06:27,192 --> 01:06:30,986 Well, Miss Montana, Hannah, if you will, 755 01:06:31,071 --> 01:06:36,408 your offer of a concert tomorrow to save Crowley Meadows from such a sad fate, 756 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:41,121 well, our humble little corner of the world can't thank you enough. 757 01:06:41,915 --> 01:06:44,249 And if there's ever anything that myself 758 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:47,670 or the good people of Crowley Corners can do for you, 759 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:51,340 anything you need, all you have to do is... 760 01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:54,176 Where did she go? 761 01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:56,387 Need. 762 01:06:57,389 --> 01:07:01,517 - I just need to check on my fans. - Hannah! Hannah! 763 01:07:01,601 --> 01:07:06,230 See? But what I really need is I need to go to the bathroom. 764 01:07:07,065 --> 01:07:10,234 I need to go. Lilly, come with me. Right now! 765 01:07:14,072 --> 01:07:16,240 Makeup, clothes. It's all in there. Go. 766 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,911 - Be right back. Cover for me. - OK! 767 01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:38,721 - Hey. Sorry I'm late. - You're not late. I was early. 768 01:07:39,764 --> 01:07:42,683 - I got you these. - Thank you. 769 01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:49,940 - You do know you only have one earring? - Trendy LA thing. 770 01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:57,156 - I guess you're going back there soon? - Yeah. 771 01:08:01,202 --> 01:08:03,579 - I'm going to go ahead and jump. - Please jump. 772 01:08:05,874 --> 01:08:06,915 Miley... 773 01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:09,334 Before you leave... 774 01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:11,920 ...I just... 775 01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:15,424 I really want you to know how I feel about you. 776 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,686 Is everything all right? 777 01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:31,565 I should take this. I'm sorry, it'll just be a second. I swear. 778 01:08:31,649 --> 01:08:33,692 I'll probably get better reception in the back. 779 01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,904 I got two bars. Three bars. 780 01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:39,072 Four bars! 781 01:08:40,492 --> 01:08:43,452 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! 782 01:08:55,507 --> 01:08:58,675 Now that our guest of honour has returned, dig in! 783 01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:03,639 Heck of a crawdaddy, isn't it? 784 01:09:17,028 --> 01:09:20,781 So, Hannah, you must have a lot of wonderful stories to tell. 785 01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,241 Not really. 786 01:09:24,536 --> 01:09:26,662 I mean, there are just so many. 787 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:30,374 But I don't want this evening to be all about me. 788 01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:33,794 I mean, everybody's stories are important, right, Jackson? 789 01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:37,422 You started college. Tell us about your classes. 790 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,174 Yeah, my classes. 791 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,218 I really like... 792 01:09:43,346 --> 01:09:45,013 I think my favourite part is... 793 01:09:46,808 --> 01:09:50,143 Dad, that your little boy is growing up into a man. 794 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:55,691 Dropped my napkin. 795 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,777 Harlow! Harlow! 796 01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:01,697 - What are you doing? - Looking for a ferret. 797 01:10:01,781 --> 01:10:03,031 What are you doing? 798 01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:06,535 Trying to have my first mature relationship. Get back up there. 799 01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:10,914 Found it. 800 01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:31,643 - I'm having the lobster. - It's not on the menu. 801 01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:32,895 Right. 802 01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:45,574 Sorry. It's been a weird couple of days, but... 803 01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:47,409 Yeah. 804 01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:51,246 And I think I know some of the things you want to tell me. 805 01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:55,334 Yeah? 806 01:10:56,294 --> 01:10:58,837 There are so many things I want to tell you, too. 807 01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:06,637 That's just going to have to wait. I need to go double-check on my lobsters. 808 01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:55,644 - Club soda will take that out. - Sit! That's enough. 809 01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:58,563 No one is getting up from this table. No one. 810 01:11:59,399 --> 01:12:00,649 Dessert, anyone? 811 01:12:01,192 --> 01:12:03,485 I'm sure you've all heard of baked Alaska. 812 01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:05,612 We give you Tennessee flambé. 813 01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:13,370 Mr Mayor, I assume you'd like to say a few final words? 814 01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:15,080 Yes, yes. 815 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:19,292 Not many people know that the Tennessee flambé was actually invented by... 816 01:12:30,388 --> 01:12:31,805 Come here. 817 01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:33,348 - Mr Mayor! - I got you now. 818 01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:39,479 Harlow! 819 01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:48,655 We got a fire! 820 01:12:53,745 --> 01:12:54,953 Dang flam it! 821 01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:19,853 This has all gone very well. Don't you think? 822 01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:27,486 Sorry, excuse me. Excuse me. 823 01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:26,086 Travis, please let me explain. 824 01:14:27,171 --> 01:14:30,549 Explain what? That you've been making fun of me? 825 01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:34,553 Laughing at me? Lying to me this whole time? 826 01:14:36,514 --> 01:14:39,724 I was honest with you. I told you how I felt. 827 01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:42,018 - And I feel the same way. - No, you don't. 828 01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:45,021 Because I would have never treated you like that. 829 01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:48,692 You know what, Miley, Hannah, whoever you are? 830 01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:50,735 We're done. 831 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:54,489 Travis! Travis, please. 832 01:15:20,099 --> 01:15:23,518 - Did you see? - Yeah, I saw. 833 01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,896 Robby Ray, is that you down there? 834 01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:30,817 Not now, Lorelai. I've got some family stuff going on. 835 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:35,155 I'm sorry. It's just this whole evening was a disaster. 836 01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:39,492 I organised the whole thing, and then that girl just comes in and ruins it. 837 01:15:39,577 --> 01:15:42,037 I don't care if she is here for a big concert. 838 01:15:42,121 --> 01:15:45,749 She's got a complicated life. I know it's hard to understand, but... 839 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,251 What's going on, Robby Ray? 840 01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:52,797 You know, I really don't have any time for secrets and lies. 841 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:56,927 I don't know if I could be happy with somebody so comfortable living in them. 842 01:15:57,011 --> 01:16:01,765 I know. You shouldn't have to be. I should have told you the truth. 843 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,727 The truth is that... 844 01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:11,900 I just don't have any place in my life for a relationship right now. 845 01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:13,318 There's no room. 846 01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,946 Miley and me, we've got to sort through things. 847 01:16:16,113 --> 01:16:20,575 And she needs me. And I kind of need to be there for her. 848 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:24,412 I'm sorry. 849 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:28,083 Well... Me, too, then. 850 01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:31,211 Me, too. 851 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:41,972 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! 852 01:17:22,513 --> 01:17:23,596 Hey, caterpillar. 853 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:27,600 - Thanks. - No problem. 854 01:17:37,028 --> 01:17:40,530 - Are you mad? - No, I'm not mad. You? 855 01:17:42,450 --> 01:17:43,491 No. 856 01:17:45,036 --> 01:17:49,456 - How's the song coming? - I don't know. I'm not sure yet. 857 01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:52,208 What's it about? 858 01:17:52,293 --> 01:17:55,587 You. Me. 859 01:17:57,340 --> 01:17:58,631 Us. 860 01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:02,218 Can I hear it? 861 01:18:20,738 --> 01:18:24,282 You tucked me in, turned out the light 862 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:27,869 Kept me safe and sound at night 863 01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:32,499 Little girls depend on things like that 864 01:18:35,086 --> 01:18:38,588 Brushed my teeth and combed my hair 865 01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:41,883 Had to drive me everywhere 866 01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:46,513 You were always there when I looked back 867 01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:51,893 You had to do it all alone 868 01:18:51,977 --> 01:18:55,271 Make a living, make a home 869 01:18:56,399 --> 01:19:00,944 It must have been as hard as it could be 870 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:05,865 And when I couldn't sleep at night 871 01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:09,411 Scared things wouldn't turn out right 872 01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:14,749 You would hold my hand and sing to me 873 01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:16,960 Sing with me on this part, Daddy. 874 01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:21,131 Caterpillar in the tree 875 01:19:21,215 --> 01:19:24,801 How you wonder who you'll be 876 01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:28,930 Can't go far, but you can always dream 877 01:19:31,976 --> 01:19:35,019 Wish you may and wish you might 878 01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:38,648 Don't you worry, hold on tight 879 01:19:38,732 --> 01:19:43,111 I promise you there will come a day 880 01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:47,532 Butterfly, fly away 881 01:19:53,247 --> 01:19:56,624 - Butterfly, fly away - Butterfly, fly away 882 01:19:56,709 --> 01:20:00,378 You got your wings, now you can't stay 883 01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:04,757 Take those dreams and make them all come true 884 01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:12,015 Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly 885 01:20:12,850 --> 01:20:15,518 Butterfly, fly away 886 01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:06,402 - Miley! - Yes! What? 887 01:21:06,487 --> 01:21:07,529 Miley! 888 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:11,074 - Are you OK? - Don't you know better 889 01:21:11,158 --> 01:21:13,993 than to yell at someone asleep on top of a chicken coop? 890 01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:15,495 I do now. 891 01:21:17,081 --> 01:21:20,083 Did you do this? Were you out here all night? 892 01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:22,252 Just a little hard work. That's all. 893 01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:25,129 Life's a climb. 894 01:21:30,844 --> 01:21:34,764 - Is it time? - Yeah, it's time. 895 01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:37,058 Let's go. 896 01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:48,611 We just received a 1,000 dollar contribution 897 01:21:48,696 --> 01:21:51,698 - from an anonymous benefactor! - We're getting there. 898 01:21:53,284 --> 01:21:56,369 Isn't it awesome? This is terrific! See you at the concert. 899 01:22:10,384 --> 01:22:13,177 - Coming through. Coming through. - Stay back! 900 01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:16,347 I'm not the agent, I'm not the manager, I'm the grandma. 901 01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:19,058 - I'm the real deal. - She's OK. 902 01:22:24,064 --> 01:22:25,398 Have a good day, ma'am. 903 01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:32,655 Honey, I had no idea. No wonder they hide you away in this camper thingie. 904 01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:39,245 - Is it always this crazy? - Always. 905 01:22:39,330 --> 01:22:44,292 I know the getting here was hard, but what you're doing is a good thing. 906 01:22:44,376 --> 01:22:45,877 You should be proud of that. 907 01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:51,924 I know I am. 908 01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:05,104 This was my mom's? 909 01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:09,317 Yeah. 910 01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:12,445 She'd be proud of you, too. 911 01:23:15,449 --> 01:23:17,283 Yeah... 912 01:23:19,662 --> 01:23:20,912 Thanks. 913 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,999 I'm going to put it in here so I can... 914 01:23:25,584 --> 01:23:28,544 So I can have it in my pocket with my show and everything. 915 01:23:29,088 --> 01:23:30,963 That's good, close to you. 916 01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:36,969 - Thank you. I love you. - I love you, darling. 917 01:24:02,454 --> 01:24:10,454 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! 918 01:25:34,087 --> 01:25:35,379 I can't do this. 919 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:43,346 Sorry. 920 01:25:52,189 --> 01:25:56,609 I've loved being Hannah, but I just don't think I can do it anymore. 921 01:25:58,570 --> 01:26:02,031 At least not here, not with you guys. 922 01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:05,910 See, this is... This is home. 923 01:26:08,705 --> 01:26:11,833 This is where I'm from, this is family. 924 01:26:11,917 --> 01:26:15,294 And there's only so many sacrifices you can ask a family to make. 925 01:26:19,633 --> 01:26:22,760 The last time I stood on this stage I was six. 926 01:26:25,806 --> 01:26:27,056 I was... 927 01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:32,478 I was just Miley... 928 01:26:41,154 --> 01:26:42,488 ...and I still am. 929 01:26:57,796 --> 01:26:58,963 Hi. It's... 930 01:27:00,799 --> 01:27:01,841 It's me. 931 01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:13,769 I've hurt a lot of people, but... I didn't mean to. 932 01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:17,982 And... if it's not too late... 933 01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:21,193 ...I sure would like a second chance. 934 01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:36,751 I know you all came to hear Hannah, but... 935 01:27:38,545 --> 01:27:42,882 ...if you don't mind, I've written y'all a song. It's kind of personal. 936 01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:46,886 It's about what I've learned over the last couple weeks. 937 01:27:49,973 --> 01:27:51,349 Life's a climb... 938 01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:56,354 ...but the view is great. 939 01:32:23,830 --> 01:32:25,831 Thanks for letting me live my Hannah. 940 01:32:28,251 --> 01:32:29,376 Bye. 941 01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:31,670 Please. 942 01:32:32,839 --> 01:32:35,424 Please be Hannah. We'll keep your secret. 943 01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:41,513 I'm sorry, I can't. It's too late. 944 01:32:42,766 --> 01:32:43,849 Sure you can! 945 01:32:46,978 --> 01:32:50,481 Put the wig back on. You'll never have a normal life if you don't! 946 01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:53,484 Hannah's a part of you! Don't let her go! 947 01:32:54,402 --> 01:32:58,530 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! 948 01:33:24,557 --> 01:33:25,683 No, please. 949 01:33:27,811 --> 01:33:30,479 - Somebody, stop him! - Call security! 950 01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:37,444 - One more step and I hit "send." - Don't do it, man. 951 01:33:37,529 --> 01:33:39,632 Sorry, there's nothing on Earth that'll stop me from... 952 01:33:39,656 --> 01:33:42,950 - Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! - What are you doing here? 953 01:33:43,034 --> 01:33:46,370 This nice lady sorted it all out. Two free tickets. 954 01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:48,205 Upper class. It was brilliant! 955 01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:51,208 Thought the girls'd appreciate a couple of free tickets. 956 01:33:51,293 --> 01:33:55,421 - We too late? She going to sing again? - Can't believe I'm one degree away... 957 01:33:55,505 --> 01:33:57,506 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! 958 01:33:58,466 --> 01:34:00,801 - Oh, my gosh! It's Hannah! - It's really her! 959 01:34:00,885 --> 01:34:03,387 - You're there! I'm here! - Can't believe it! 960 01:34:03,471 --> 01:34:05,681 I love you. We're your biggest fans, really. 961 01:34:05,765 --> 01:34:08,434 You're not going to destroy their dreams, are you? 962 01:34:08,518 --> 01:34:11,478 Because that's what Hannah's all about. 963 01:34:11,563 --> 01:34:15,149 - Is that your story? - I must be dreaming! Pinch me! 964 01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:20,112 - No, that's not my story. Girls! - Oh, my gosh! 965 01:34:22,741 --> 01:34:25,200 - Get this down, Lucinda. - Fire away, Ozzie. 966 01:34:25,285 --> 01:34:27,494 Bon Chic magazine 967 01:34:27,579 --> 01:34:32,207 is run by a wretched, soulless succubus who preys on the misfortune of others, 968 01:34:32,292 --> 01:34:34,710 and I'm not going to put up with it any longer! 969 01:34:34,794 --> 01:34:38,005 - Ozzie! Ozzie! Come... - Think I just quit. 970 01:34:41,176 --> 01:34:44,803 Come on. Let's go out front. Think Hannah's got a few more songs in her. 971 01:34:44,888 --> 01:34:46,680 Thanks, partner. 972 01:34:46,765 --> 01:34:50,684 Everybody, stay right where you are. We got lots more music for you. 973 01:34:51,394 --> 01:34:54,980 Remember that crush I had on you, and I said I was over it? 974 01:34:55,065 --> 01:34:56,106 Yeah. 975 01:34:59,486 --> 01:35:00,861 Please jump. 976 01:35:06,910 --> 01:35:08,243 So not over it. 977 01:35:13,458 --> 01:35:15,042 Right on! 978 01:39:20,246 --> 01:39:22,581 And cut it!