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>> * AH AH, OH OHH *

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[CROWD CLAMORING]

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>> OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS COME

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ONCE IN A LIFETIME, AND WHEN

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THEY DO, YOU GOTTA GRAB IT AND

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TURN THAT THING BIG TIME.

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>> TURN IT, AND I PREDICT A 90%

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CHANCE OF BODILY HARM, AND I'M

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TALKING ABOUT US, NOT THEM.

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>> WIMP.

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HUHH! [GRUNTS] IT'S STUCK.

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>> I HAD MY POP STAR DREAM AGAIN

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LAST NIGHT. THIS TIME, I WAS

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WEARING MY LUCKY WHITE V-NECK,

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AND I SANG A SMOKEY ROBINSON

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SONG.

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* TRACKS OF MY TEARS,

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EY, EY *

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WHAT ARE WE DOING?

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>> A JANITOR LEFT THE T-BAR

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IN THE SPRINKLER VALVE, AND DO

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YOU WANNA HELP US SOAK THE GIRLS

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FIELD HOCKEY TEAM?

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>> YEAH.

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>> I GOTTA GET NEW FRIENDS.

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[ALL GRUNT]

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[SPRINKLERS ACTIVATE]

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[LAUGHTER]

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[GIRLS SCREAM]

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>> AND NOW WE RUN.

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>> WHOA!

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>> [CLAMORING]

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>> WHOO! WHOO!

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>> THIS IS WHAT IT'S GONNA BE

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LIKE WHEN I'M FAMOUS. ONLY,

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THE GIRLS WON'T BE TRYING

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TO KILL ME.

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[CAT YOWLS]

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>> [MUFFLED GRUNT]

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>> UHH.

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[GIRLS SCREAMING]

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>> GO, GO, GO, GO!

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>> AAH! AAH!

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[SKIDDING]

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>> WHOA. TIMEOUT!

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[GIRLS QUIET]

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>> GIVE JAMES THE HELMET.

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WE GOTTA PROTECT THE FACE.

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>> RIGHT.

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>> I LOVE YOU GUYS.

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>> TIME IN.

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>> [YELLING]

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>> WHERE AM I, AND WHY

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AM I FREEZING?

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>> YOU'RE IN MINNESOTA.

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>> WHAT'S UP, MINNESOTA?!

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>> [CHEERING]

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>> I HATE ALL OF THEM.

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>> YES, I KNOW.

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>> AND THE STATE FOR FREEZING

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MY LATTE. ALSO, I NEED

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A BIGGER COAT.

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>> IT'S OUR LAST STOP, SO JUST

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FOCUS AND TRY NOT TO MAKE

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EVERYBODY CRY. SOMEWHERE HERE IS

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YOUR NEXT BIG STAR.

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I CAN FEEL IT.

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>> I'M THE STAR! WHAT I NEED IS

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A CANVAS WITH GREAT HAIR THAT

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I CAN PAINT MY POMP ON. I NEED

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A SINGING BLOCK OF WOOD THAT

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I CAN SET ON FIRE, SO PLEASE

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TELL ME, WHERE IN, UH--

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>> MINNESOTA.

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>> WHERE IN MINNESOTA IS

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MY FIRE?!

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>> OW.

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[ALL GROANING]

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>> PUSSYCAT DOLLS MAKE THE PAIN

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GO AWAY.

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>> YES. I LOVE THEM.

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>> I'M GONNA MARRY HER SOMEDAY.

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>> YOU'RE GONNA MARRY

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NICOLE SCHERZINGER? HOW?

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>> NO, NO, NO, NO!

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>> I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS,

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SING TO SOLD-OUT ARENAS,

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HAVE, LIKE, 5 HOUSES,

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* MAKE THE GIRLS GO CRAZY *

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AND THEN MARRY NICOLE.

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>> ARE YOU DONE? PLEASE BE DONE.

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>> NO, 'CAUSE HERE'S THE PART

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WHERE I SHAKE THE BOOTY.

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* I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS,

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GONNA MARRY NICOLE *

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>> CARLOS.

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>> GOT IT. UHH!

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[WHACK]

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>> DO YOU WANNA BE A POP STAR?

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>> YES.

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>> WELL, TODAY'S YOUR CHANCE

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IF YOU'RE IN MINNESOTA.

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ARE YOU READY?

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>> I'M IN MINNESOTA.

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>> I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT

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GWEN STEFANI!

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>> THAT'S JENNY TINKLER

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FROM HOMEROOM.

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>> GUSTAVO ROCQUE, NINETIES

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MEGA-PRODUCER OF BANDS LIKE

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BOYQUAKE, BOYZ IN THE ATTIC, AND

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BOYZCITY IS LOOKIN' FOR HIS NEXT

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POP SUPERSTAR, BUT HE'S EVEN

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MORE FAMOUS FOR HIS QUOTE IN

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"ROLLING STONE," WHEN HE SAID...

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>> I SING BETTER THAN A DOG.

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>> SIGN-UPS ARE UNTIL 5 PM,

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SO IF POP STAR IS ON...

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[CLOCK CHIMES]

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YOUR LIST OF THINGS TO DO...

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>> CALL ALL MOMS NOW.

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>> YOU STILL HAVE TIME.

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I'M SWAY...

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>> [TOGETHER] MOM, CALL ME WHEN

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YOU GET THIS MESSAGE. WE NEED

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A RIDE REAL BAD.

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>> RING!

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[CELLPHONE RINGING]

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>> I GOT IT. HELLO. YEAH.

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UH-HUH. OK, GREAT. GET HERE

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AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

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>> YOUR MOM'S COMING!

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>> NO, BUT THIS NICE LADY'S

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SENDING HER CREW OVER TO GIVE US

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A FREE ESTIMATE

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ON ALUMINUM SIDING.

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>> AAH!

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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[CHICKEN CLUCKS]

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>> KENDALL!

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>> LOGAN HAS A LEARNER'S PERMIT.

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>> BUT I NEED AN ADULT

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IN THE CAR WITH ME AND A CAR.

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>> KENDALL, DO SOMETHING.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ME

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FOR? LOGAN'S THE GENIUS.

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>> WHAT--I PANIC UNDER PRESSURE,

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AND THEN YOU ALWAYS COME UP WITH

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THE ANSWER.

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>> WHAT? THAT IS SO NOT TRUE,

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AND--I KNOW HOW TO GET THERE.

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>> ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT

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IN THE CAR. LOGAN'LL DRIVE,

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AND WE'LL SHOVEL YOUR WALKWAY

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FOR FREE ALL WINTER LONG.

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>> COME ON. FASTER.

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>> FASTER! FASTER!

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>> DO YOU HAVE HER PURSE?

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>> UH, PURSE.

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>> WHAT ABOUT HER CANE?

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>> IT'LL BE FINE.

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>> WE CAN'T BE LATE.

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>> I DON'T WANNA BREAK HER!

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>> [OFF-KEY] * AND I'M

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SO IN LOVE WITH YOU *

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>> YOUR SINGING MAKES ME WANNA

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DANCE. OFF OF A CLIFF! NEXT!

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>> [GRUFF] * THUNDER *

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>> NEXT!

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>> * I LOVE LIFE

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MORE THAN ANYONE,

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DOO DOO DOO *

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>> GET OFF THE STAGE!

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>> [VOICE VIBRATING]

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>> [YELLING VOCALIZING]

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>> NO! NO--NEXT!

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>> [RUFF RUFF]

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[RUFF]

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>> THAT'S ACTUALLY THE BEST

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SINGING WE'VE HEARD ALL DAY.

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NEXT!

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>> * WAAH *

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>> * OHH *

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>> * AAH *

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>> * OHH *

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>> * I DO *

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>> * AHH *

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>> * HAVE *

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>> LISTEN HERE, SISTER.

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THAT'S THE WORST SINGING I'VE

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EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!

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>> YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE HAVE

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FEELINGS, RIGHT?

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>> OH, NEAT. GUESS WHAT I HAVE.

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29 PLATINUM RECORDS! I DON'T

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NEED FEELINGS. WHAT I NEED IS

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THE GUY THE RECORD COMPANY PAID

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ME A MILLION DOLLARS TO FIND TO

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MAKE MY FIRE. AND IF YOU AND I

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DO NOT FIND HIM OR HER,

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WE'RE FIRED! KEEP WALKING!

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DON'T STOP AT THE MICROPHONE!

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JUST KEEP WALKING! AND GOOD-BYE.

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>> DON'T WORRY. SIGN-UPS ARE

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UNTIL 5:00, AND IT'S

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ONE MINUTE TILL 5:00.

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>> BAAAAH!

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[TIRES SKID]

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>> GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!

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COME ON!

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>> OH, MY GOD! HURRY UP!

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COME ON!

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>> GO! GO! GO! COME ON!

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[SKIDDING]

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>> MY NAME IS JAMES DIAMOND,

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AND I--I WANNA BE FAMOUS.

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* WHOA, OH-- * OW!

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>> FILL OUT THE REST OF THIS

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SHEET AND WAIT FOR YOUR NUMBER

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TO BE CALLED.

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>> HA HA.

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>> DID YOU GET IN?

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YES! I TOLD YOU.

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>> THIS IS MADNESS! I'M A STAR!

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I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT

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GWEN STEFANI! OH, HEY, GUYS.

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>> [TOGETHER] HEY, JENNY.

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>> HE'S EVIL. I'M A STAR!

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A STAR!

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>> YOU, NAME.

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>> ME?

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>> MM-HMM.

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>> OH, NO, THANK YOU.

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I'M GONNA BE A DOCTOR.

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>> YEAH, WELL, I'M A DESPERATE

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TALENT SCOUT, AND YOU HAVE

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A CUTE SMILE, AND JUSTIN

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TIMBERLAKE MADE $44 MILLION

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DOLLARS LAST YEAR.

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>> HIT ME.

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>> I WANNA BE FAMOUS, TOO.

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* WHOA, OH * YES.

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>> YOU, TALL, BLOND,

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AND EYEBROWS, YOU WANT YOUR

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DREAMS TO COME TRUE TODAY?

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>> SORRY. MY DREAM IS TO PLAY

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CENTER FOR THE MINNESOTA WILD,

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BUT I'LL ALSO CONSIDER

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THE MAPLE LEAFS.

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>> AH. 810 IS NEXT.

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>> [GULPS]

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OH, LOOK. YOU'RE NEXT.

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>> DUDE, YOU DON'T SING.

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>> CARLOS, THAT WAS THE WORST

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PEP TALK IN HISTORY. LUCKILY I'M

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A GENIUS. I'LL THINK

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OF SOMETHING. KENDALL.

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>> BEAT BOX.

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>> GOT IT.

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>> [BEAT BOXING]

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[IMITATES RECORD SCRATCHING]

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>> * WAKKA-CHICKA, WAKKA-CHICKA,

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WAKKA-CHICKA *STOP!

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STOP IT FOREVER.

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>> UH, I JUST STARTED.

266
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>> AND NOW YOU'RE FINISHED,

267
00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,356
BUT I'M NOT, BECAUSE I WANNA

268
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TELL YOU WHAT ELSE YOU ARE!

269
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GET BACK HERE! I HAVE BAD WORDS,

270
00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,564
AND I WANNA USE THEM ON YOU!

271
00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,599
I WANNA MAKE FUN OF YOU...

272
00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,634
>> DON'T GO IN THERE.

273
00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:23,036
HE--HE--HE'S SATAN. HE'S SATAN

274
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WITH BUG-EYED SUNGLASSES.

275
00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:30,343
>> 811. 811'S UP.

276
00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,412
>> ALL YOU, BUDDY. GO GET 'EM.

277
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YEAH.

278
00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,619
[ORGAN PLAYS CHARGE]

279
00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,788
YEAH.

280
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[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

281
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>> * HOO,

282
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HOO,

283
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HOO *

284
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,037
[FARTS]

285
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,138
>> HU-EHH!

286
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>> NO!

287
00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,675
[CLATTER]

288
00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,611
>> NOT GOIN' TO HOLLYWOOD.

289
00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:11,852
>> 812. 812'S UP.

290
00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:15,122
>> JAMES THIS IS YOUR DREAM,

291
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,991
NOT MINE. REMEMBER,

292
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,259
OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS COME

293
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,695
ONCE IN A LIFETIME. NOW GRAB ON

294
00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,096
TO THAT DREAM WITH BOTH HANDS

295
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:26,466
AND GO BIG TIME.

296
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:40,513
>> WELL, HE'S NOT HIDEOUS.

297
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:44,317
>> * PEOPLE SAY I'M THE LIFE

298
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,687
OF THE PARTY BECAUSE

299
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:49,456
I TELL A JOKE OR TWO *

300
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,390
>> NOT BAD.

301
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,692
>> * ALTHOUGH I MIGHT BE

302
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,494
LAUGHIN' LOUD AND HEARTY,

303
00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:59,299
DEEP INSIDE, I KNOW-- * [COUGHS]

304
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,934
>> STOP. STOP.

305
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:01,869
>> I'M SORRY. I GOT A L--

306
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:02,670
A LITTLE NERVOUS THERE.

307
00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:03,470
CAN I START OVER?

308
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,472
>> OH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

309
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,107
START OVER. WHY DON'T YOU, UH,

310
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,476
GO OUTSIDE AND THEN JUST DON'T

311
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:13,747
COME BACK IN. OK? NEXT!

312
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,115
>> BUT I'M GOOD.

313
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:19,019
>> I DON'T NEED GOOD. I NEED

314
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,554
THE FIRE, OK? I NEED SOMEONE TO

315
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,423
KNOCK ME OUT OF MY SEAT, AND AS

316
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,292
YOU CAN TELL, I'M STILL IN IT,

317
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,662
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TALENT!

318
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:32,700
>> NO TALENT?! NO TALENT?!

319
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,401
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH NO TALENT.

320
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:35,102
YOU HAVEN'T HAD A HIT

321
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,169
IN 10 YEARS.

322
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,705
>> HEY, "GIRL TO MY HEART" BY

323
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:40,073
BOYQUAKE WAS A HIT 9 YEARS AGO.

324
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,675
>> OH, "GIRL TO MY HEART." LET

325
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:42,642
ME SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER THAT

326
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,979
ROCK CLASSIC. * GIRL, MY EYES,

327
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,315
AND, GIRL, MY MIND,

328
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:52,385
IT NEVER STOPS AFTER IT STARTS,

329
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,787
'CAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL,

330
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,689
A GIRL, A GIRL TO MY

331
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,024
HEART, HEART, HEART *

332
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,425
>> WHOA! WHOA! SECURITY!

333
00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,292
>> HEY, HERE'S A NEW HIT FOR

334
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,261
YOU. * OH, YOU'RE SUCH A TURD,

335
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,796
OH, YEAH, A GIANT TURD,

336
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,264
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A TURD,

337
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,366
AND YOU SMELL LIKE A TURD *

338
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,735
HEY, GET OFF ME. COME ON.

339
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:08,802
GET OFF ME.

340
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,037
>> QUICK. WHAT'S THE WORST THAT

341
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:10,871
COULD HAPPEN IF I TRY AND BREAK

342
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:11,538
HIM FREE?

343
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,340
>> UH, J-JUVENILE, ONE PRIOR

344
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,008
FOR MOONING. 20 HOURS

345
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:15,743
COMMUNITY SERVICE.

346
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,244
>> I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.

347
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:18,746
>> OH.

348
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:22,082
>> AAH! YEAH, HOW DO YOU

349
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,150
LIKE THAT, FLUFFY?!

350
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,018
>> AAH!

351
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,154
[ALL YELLING]

352
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,756
>> I GOTTA GET NEW FRIENDS.

353
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,357
>> GET OFF OF ME!

354
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:34,895
[ALL YELLING]

355
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,629
[SIREN BLARING]

356
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,799
[DOORBELL RINGS]

357
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,633
>> MOM, REMEMBER THAT TIME

358
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,936
I SAVED YOU FROM CHOKING? WOW,

359
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:46,539
THAT WAS CLOSE. AND I LOVE YOU.

360
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,809
>> I FEEL SO ALIVE.

361
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:57,317
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

362
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,086
>> DUDE, HOW DID YOU KNOW

363
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:00,053
THOSE SONGS?

364
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,054
>> THEY PLAY BOYQUAKE ON THE

365
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,055
NINETIES CHANNEL ALL DAY

366
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,356
AT WORK, AND I MADE UP

367
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,391
THE GIANT TURD SONG.

368
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,793
>> THAT WAS CATCHY.

369
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,095
>> WHAT HAPPENED? THE TRUTH.

370
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:08,896
NOW.

371
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,597
>> MRS. MAJKOWSKI HELPED US TRY

372
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:11,631
TO MAKE JAMES FAMOUS.

373
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,465
>> BUT THIS PRODUCER GUY WAS

374
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,633
SUPER MEAN TO EVERYONE.

375
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,068
>> SO I SANG HIM THE GIANT TURD

376
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:15,936
SONG, AND THERE WAS A TINY

377
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,070
FIGHT, BUT NOBODY GOT HURT.

378
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,107
>> AND NOW I'M REALLY SAD.

379
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,976
>> OK. WHO WANT'S A SANDWICH?

380
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:23,811
>> OOH, YES.

381
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,145
>> THAT'D BE GREAT.

382
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,581
>> WAIT. THAT'S IT? THAT'S YOUR

383
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,217
INTERROGATION? YOU DIDN'T PUT

384
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,684
THE SCREWS TO 'EM OR SLAP 'EM

385
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,353
WITH THE HARD CHEESE.

386
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,721
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

387
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:35,923
TALKING ABOUT, BUT YOU ARE NOT

388
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,825
ALLOWED TO WATCH FOX ANYMORE.

389
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,359
>> [GASPS] WELL, CAN I LEAST

390
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,429
HEAR THE GIANT TURD SONG?

391
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,164
>> * OH, YOU'RE SUCH A TURD *

392
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,999
>> * OH, YEAH, A GIANT TURD *

393
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,667
>> * AND YOU LOOK LIKE A TURD,

394
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,469
AND YOU SMELL LIKE A TURD *

395
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,270
[DOORBELL RINGS]

396
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,604
* OH, YOU'RE SUCH A TURD,

397
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,273
OH, YEAH, A GIANT TURD,

398
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,308
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A TURD-- *

399
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,444
AAH!

400
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,513
>> YES! I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK

401
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,748
FOR ME.

402
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,250
>> I'M NOT HERE FOR YOU.

403
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,684
I'M HERE FOR HIM.

404
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,318
[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES]

405
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:05,718
>> WHAT?

406
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:06,920
>> WHAT?!

407
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,456
Mrs. Knight: I'LL MAKE SOME TEA.

408
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,125
>> MRS. KNIGHT, I WANNA TAKE

409
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,861
YOUR FAMILY TO LOS ANGELES

410
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,695
AND PRODUCE SOME DEMO TRACKS

411
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,364
WITH KENDALL.

412
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,199
>> YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

413
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,267
>> IT'LL TAKE 3 MONTHS.

414
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,134
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF ALL

415
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,569
OF YOUR EXPENSES.

416
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:27,140
>> KENDALL, YOU HAVE A GIFT.

417
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,343
YOU HAVE THE FIRE. YOU ALSO HAVE

418
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,012
ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES.

419
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,414
SOME PEOPLE SAY I HAVE ANGER

420
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,249
MANAGEMENT ISSUES, BUT I ALSO

421
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,887
HAVE 5 HOUSES!

422
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:42,990
>> * PEOPLE SAY I'M THE LIFE

423
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,191
OF THE PARTY, BECAU-- *

424
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:44,657
>> STOP IT.

425
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,158
>> OK.

426
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:45,959
>> PLEASE. DON'T EVER

427
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,493
DO THAT AGAIN.

428
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:46,994
>> YEAH.

429
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:47,794
>> THANK YOU.

430
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:48,996
>> KENDALL, WE'VE TRAVELED TO

431
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,630
22 CITIES. WE'VE AUDITIONED OVER

432
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,365
20,000 PEOPLE, AND GUSTAVO'S

433
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,367
PICKED YOU.

434
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,036
>> BUT I'M NOT A SINGER.

435
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,038
>> YOU SING ALL THE TIME--IN THE

436
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,907
CAR, AT THE TABLE. YOU SING TO

437
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,441
ME WHEN I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT.

438
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,242
>> NO, I DON'T.

439
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,643
>> YES, YOU DO, HONEY.

440
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,945
>> WHEN YOU SHOVEL THE DRIVEWAY.

441
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,046
WHEN YOU ANSWERED THE DOOR

442
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,247
2 MINUTES AGO.

443
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,916
>> BUT THAT'S NOT SINGING.

444
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,517
>> YES, IT IS, HONEY.

445
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,085
>> AND HE'S ALWAYS SINGING ALONG

446
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,053
TO THE NINETIES CHANNEL.

447
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:13,921
>> KATIE!

448
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,489
>> SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, KIDDO,

449
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,725
HUH? YOU WANNA GO OUT TO L.A.

450
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,293
AND BE MOLDED AND SHAPED

451
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,495
INTO A BIG OLD STAR BY

452
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,432
THE GUSTAVO ROCQUE? HA HA.

453
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,940
>> NO.

454
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:37,810
>> HA HA HA HA HA!

455
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,279
>> I'M GONNA NEED TO TAKE

456
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,948
A MINUTE. I'M GONNA NEED TO TAKE

457
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,815
A MINUTE RIGHT NOW.

458
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,488
>> IT'S FOR THE TEACUP.

459
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,122
>> [CRASH]

460
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,223
>> I'M GONNA DESTROY THIS STATE!

461
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,191
>> [SIGHS] AND THE PLANTER

462
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,559
OUTSIDE.

463
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,793
>> [CAR ALARM BLARING]

464
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,528
>> THIS STATE OWES ME A LATTE!

465
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,763
>> HERE'S MY CARD. IF YOU CHANGE

466
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,131
YOUR MIND, CALL. YOU SHOULD

467
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,599
THINK ABOUT THIS, KENDALL.

468
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,435
WE LEAVE TOMORROW AT 2:00.

469
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,871
[CRASH]

470
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,773
>> IDIOT.

471
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,108
[DOOR CLOSES]

472
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,542
I'M TAKIN' A 20.

473
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,315
>> SO I, UH, DID THE MATH LAST

474
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,616
NIGHT ON THIS WHOLE SINGING

475
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,718
THING, AND KATIE WAS RIGHT.

476
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:22,655
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

477
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,457
[ALARM CHIRPS]

478
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,892
IT'S BREAKING RIGHT.

479
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,594
>> GUYS, I DON'T WANNA GO

480
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,462
TO L.A. WITH THAT JERK. I WANNA

481
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,830
BE HERE WITH YOU JERKS AND PLAY

482
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,365
HOCKEY FOR OUR TEAM.

483
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,101
>> BUT THIS IS JUST LIKE HOCKEY.

484
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,235
ONLY, INSTEAD OF CRASHING

485
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,669
THE BOARDS AND RUSHING THE NET,

486
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,171
YOU'RE SINGING AND DANCING.

487
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,539
>> WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?

488
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,275
>> DUDE, CALIFORNIA--THE GIRLS,

489
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,278
THE BEACH, THE STARS. THE GIRLS.

490
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,779
>> YEAH, BUT NONE OF THAT

491
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,215
MATTERS IF IT'S MINUS MY BEST

492
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,017
FRIENDS. ADD THOSE NUMBERS UP,

493
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,651
PROFESSOR.

494
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,487
>> OK, CARRY THE 2. AH, NOPE.

495
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,224
STILL AN IDIOT.

496
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,026
>> WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU HAVEN'T

497
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,327
SAID ANYTHING TO ME ALL DAY.

498
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,794
>> I'M NOT TALKIN' TO YOU.

499
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,695
>> [TOGETHER] YOU JUST DID.

500
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:03,663
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? ALL RIGHT,

501
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,831
DUDE, PART OF ME HATES YOU RIGHT

502
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,667
NOW. NO, ALL OF ME HATES YOU.

503
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,436
BUT CALL THAT GUY BACK.

504
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:10,703
>> THAT GUY SAID YOU HAVE

505
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,540
NO TALENT, MADE YOU CRY,

506
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,475
AND BROKE MY MOM'S TEACUP.

507
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,376
>> BUT HE WANTS TO MAKE

508
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:21,548
YOU FAMOUS.

509
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,316
>> UHH!

510
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,353
>> [TOGETHER] SORRY.

511
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,122
>> OK, IF I MAKE A HOLE IN ONE,

512
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,058
YOU HAVE TO CALL THAT GUY BACK.

513
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:39,499
WHA-HOO! WHAAH!

514
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,867
[HORN HONKS, TIRES SKID]

515
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,069
>> OOH.

516
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,070
>> OOH. YOU SHOULD STILL

517
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,071
CALL HIM.

518
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:44,904
>> HE'S BEEN ON THE COVER

519
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,106
OF "ROLLING STONE."

520
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,740
>> WHAT OTHER ODD THINGS DO YOU

521
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,142
CARRY IN YOUR POCKETS?

522
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,311
>> MY LUCKY COMB AND 8x10

523
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,912
PERSONALIZED HEAD SHOTS--

524
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,982
ONE BOY NEXT DOOR, ONE BAD BOY.

525
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,384
>> WE JUST WANT WHAT'S BEST

526
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,086
FOR YOU, MAN.

527
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,153
>> I'M LOGAN.

528
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,088
[BIRDS TWEETING]

529
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,856
>> OH. YOU.

530
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,625
>> HE GOT HIT BY A CAR FOR YOU.

531
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,893
>> YEAH, OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS

532
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:10,197
COME ONCE IN A LIFETIME.

533
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,099
>> NOW LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

534
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,400
YOU'RE SAYING IF YOU ALL HAD

535
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,567
A CHANCE TO GO TO L.A. WITH

536
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,403
A GIANT TURD PRODUCER TO RECORD

537
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,705
DEMOS, YOU'D GO.

538
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,107
>> [TOGETHER] YES.

539
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,617
[CELLPHONE RINGS]

540
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,452
>> SORRY. KELLY WAINWRIGHT,

541
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,987
ROCQUE RECORDS.

542
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,923
[TIRES SKID]

543
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,966
>> DON'T THINK ABOUT HIM.

544
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,335
THINK MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

545
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,036
>> THINK MILLIONS OF GIRLS.

546
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,671
>> THINK OF ME AS THE BACKUP

547
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,672
SINGER WHO COULD SPIN OFF IN HIS

548
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,773
OWN SOLO CAREER, YOU KNOW,

549
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:59,179
AFTER YOUR SECOND ALBUM.

550
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,880
>> WELL?

551
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,850
>> OK, I'LL GO TO L.A. WITH YOU

552
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:07,487
AND RECORD SOME DEMOS IF...

553
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,522
YOU TAKE MY BUDS AND MAKE US

554
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,857
A SINGING GROUP.

555
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:11,524
>> [COUGHS]

556
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,159
>> DUDE!

557
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:12,825
>> COLD UP MY NOSE.

558
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:13,626
>> WELL, YOU GUYS SAID

559
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,761
YOU WOULD GO.

560
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,863
>> I-I'M SORRY. ARE YOU TRYING

561
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,331
TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME?

562
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,732
I MAKE THE DEALS.

563
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,668
>> IF YOU WANT ME, YOU HAVE TO

564
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,170
TAKE ALL OF US.

565
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:26,173
>> [WILD LAUGHTER]

566
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,874
HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD YOUR FRIENDS

567
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,176
SING? OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

568
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,410
THEY CAN'T.

569
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,179
>> WELL, I'M NO MEGA-PRODUCER

570
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,013
LIKE YOU, BUT I KNOW THEY SING

571
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,683
BETTER THAN DOGS, AND YOU CAN

572
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,252
TURN THEM INTO STARS. RIGHT?

573
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,554
>> IS THIS SUPPOSED TO SWAY ME?

574
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,524
I'M GUSTAVO ROCQUE. I'M AMAZING.

575
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,593
I'M AMAZING. AND IF YOU THINK

576
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,528
FOR ONE SECOND THAT I'M SO

577
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,096
DESPERATE BECAUSE OF 2 OR 22

578
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,231
CITIES THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE

579
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,099
TO FIND ANYBODY, YOU CAN THINK

580
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,702
AGAIN, BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY,

581
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,405
NO WAY GUSTAVO ROCQUE IS TAKIN'

582
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,640
THE 4 DOGS FROM MINNESOTA TO

583
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,575
LOS ANGELES TO MAKE THEM STARS.

584
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:06,713
IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. NEVER!

585
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,649
>> SO, WE HAVE A DEAL.

586
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:14,587
>> YEP.

587
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,956
>> * DO YOU WANT TO

588
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:21,661
RIDE IN A BIG LIMOUSINE?

589
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,697
TELL ME DO YOU WANT TO

590
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,399
TAKE A LITTLE BITE

591
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,668
OF THE FAME MACHINE? *

592
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,338
>> * YOU WANNA BE FAMOUS *

593
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,439
>> * FAMOUS *

594
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,973
>> * YOU WANNA BE THE ONE

595
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:38,911
WHO'S TAKIN' A FREE RIDE *

596
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,113
>> WELCOME TO THE PALM WOODS,

597
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,983
HOME OF THE FUTURE FAMOUS.

598
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,618
>> THAT'S THE FIRST PALM TREE

599
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,086
I'VE EVER TOUCHED.

600
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,488
>> EVERY YEAR, KIDS AND PARENTS

601
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,656
FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD COME

602
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,524
HERE LOOKING FOR FAME IN TV,

603
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,825
MOVIES, AND MUSIC.

604
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,561
>> OH, HEY. THERE'S THAT FUNNY

605
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,462
KID FROM THE JUICE BOX

606
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,463
COMMERCIALS.

607
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,364
>> I JUST WANT MY

608
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,265
CHILDHOOD BACK!

609
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,799
>> TYLER, LET'S GO.

610
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,368
>> OK.

611
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,535
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE IT HERE.

612
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,470
THE ROOMS ARE CLEAN,

613
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,437
YOU'RE CLOSE TO THE STUDIO,

614
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:08,174
AND THERE IS AN AMAZING POOL.

615
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,542
>> I LOVE POOLS.

616
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,548
>> * DOO DOO, DOO DOO,

617
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,517
DOO DOO, DOO DOO *

618
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,187
>> WE'RE SO NOT IN MINNESOTA

619
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,221
ANYMORE.

620
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,324
>> UH, MINNIE WHO NOW?

621
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,492
>> WHAT CAN I SAY?

622
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:28,628
YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.

623
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,730
>> HOW DARE YOU?! WHAT WE HAD

624
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,365
WAS REAL! BUT YOU THREW IT ALL

625
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:35,668
AWAY FOR TRISH! TRISH, MY SWORN

626
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,704
ENEMY! I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU

627
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,906
AGAIN, TROY! NEVER!

628
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:45,878
[SHRIEKING, SOBBING]

629
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,247
>> WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

630
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,416
>> YOU NEW GUYS JUST MET

631
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,150
CAMILLE, THE PALM WOODS

632
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:54,120
METHOD ACTRESS QUEEN.

633
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,689
THE NAME'S TYLER. YOU MAY HAVE

634
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,291
SEEN ME ACTING ON VARIOUS JUICE

635
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,660
BOX COMMERCIALS. ONLY, I DON'T

636
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,529
WANNA BE AN ACTOR. I WANNA BE

637
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,796
A KID.

638
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:04,864
>> TYLER!

639
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:09,001
>> OH! HIDE ME.

640
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,102
[TIRES SKID]

641
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,237
>> HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?

642
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,005
RED HAIR, ADORABLE, BORN TO BE

643
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:16,242
A STAR? WE'VE GOT AN AUDITION!

644
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,810
>> [TOGETHER] HE WENT THAT WAY.

645
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,579
[CAR ZOOMS]

646
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,781
[TOGETHER] SHE'S GONE.

647
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,249
>> THANKS.

648
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,585
>> SO IS EVERYONE HERE AN ACTOR?

649
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,354
>> NO. THAT'S GUITAR DUDE.

650
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,821
HE'S A "SONGWRITER."

651
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,723
>> WHAT'S UP?

652
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,426
* WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?

653
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:36,796
WHAT'S UP? * YEAH.

654
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,897
>> [RUFF RUFF]

655
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:38,865
>> OH, THAT'S LIGHTNING,

656
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:42,535
THE TV WONDER DOG.

657
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,836
>> HE'S GOOD.

658
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,372
>> OH, AND THEN THERE'S THE

659
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,440
JENNIFERS. 3 GIRLS ALL HAVE

660
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,009
THE SAME NAME, WHO SING, DANCE,

661
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,379
AND ACT.

662
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:54,381
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

663
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,128
>> HEY!

664
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,564
[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES]

665
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:13,132
WE'RE IN A BAND.

666
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,033
>> [TOGETHER] REALLY?

667
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,602
OH, MY GOSH.

668
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:16,869
>> AND WE'RE ACTRESSES

669
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,639
WHO DON'T CARE.

670
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:20,607
>> WANNA GO TO THE MOVIES

671
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:21,708
TONIGHT?

672
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,175
>> ARE YOU GUYS STARRING

673
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,544
IN THE MOVIE?

674
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:25,412
>> NO.

675
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:26,846
>> THEN NO.

676
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:27,847
>> IF THAT SEEMS HARSH,

677
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,948
IT'S BECAUSE IT IS, AND SO IS

678
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:32,118
THIS TOWN, SO...

679
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,853
>> [TOGETHER] LATER.

680
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,188
[ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]

681
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,424
[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES]

682
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:39,492
>> I'M SO IN LOVE.

683
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:42,762
>> OK, REALITY CHECK. WE HAVE TO

684
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:44,464
PROMISE OURSELVES NOW THAT WE'RE

685
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:45,898
NOT GONNA LET THIS SINGING THING

686
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:48,435
OR THIS TOWN CHANGE US. WE ARE 4

687
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:49,602
HOCKEY PLAYERS FROM MINNESOTA,

688
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:50,970
AND WE CAN NEVER FORGET THAT.

689
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,238
DO WE ALL AGREE?

690
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:54,006
>> [TOGETHER] YES.

691
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,341
>> [SIGHS]

692
00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:57,309
>> [SLURPING THROUGH A STRAW]

693
00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,145
ONCE YOU'VE SIPPED FROM A REAL

694
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:01,514
COCONUT, THERE'S NO GOIN' BACK.

695
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,650
>> [TOGETHER] SO TRUE.

696
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:18,498
>> OK, WE DO REALIZE THERE ARE

697
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:19,699
3 OF THEM AND 4 OF US.

698
00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:20,933
>> AND THEY BLEW US OFF.

699
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:24,070
>> NO, THEY SAID, "LATER."

700
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,371
>> AND IT'S LATER.

701
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:27,073
>> OK, MOM'S ALL CHECKED IN,

702
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:27,974
YOUR SISTER COMPLAINED AGAIN

703
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,141
THAT SHE HAS NO FRIENDS, SO YOUR

704
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:30,309
MOM LET HER WATCH "SHARK CAGE"

705
00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:32,278
ON FOX, AND NOW IT'S TIME

706
00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:34,481
TO START GUSTAVO'S BOY-BAND

707
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:35,882
BOOT CAMP.

708
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,784
>> KELLY, WE'RE A LITTLE

709
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:38,651
BUSY HERE.

710
00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:41,020
>> SO AM I. AND THEY WON'T GO

711
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,188
FOR YOU UNTIL YOU'RE FAMOUS,

712
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,089
SO LET'S ROLL.

713
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,090
>> HO HO HO. KELLY, KELLY,

714
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,825
CLEARLY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

715
00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,627
THE POWER OF THE...

716
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:51,197
[ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]

717
00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:53,666
>> WHEW.

718
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,001
>> LADIES...

719
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,536
[MUSIC STOPS]

720
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:57,336
I DON'T THINK WE

721
00:23:57,336 --> 00:24:00,172
PROPERLY INTRODUCED--

722
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:01,608
OURSELVES.

723
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,976
>> OK, LET'S GO TO BOOT CAMP.

724
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,646
>> * AH AH, OH OHH *

725
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:12,018
[EASTERN MEDITATION MUSIC PLAYS]

726
00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:12,819
>> AHEM.

727
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:14,320
[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES]

728
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:18,024
>> HEY, GRIFFIN. HEY, I HAVE

729
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:19,358
BEEN MEANING TO CALL YOU.

730
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:20,860
>> YES, AND I'VE BEEN MEANING

731
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,995
TO TEACH MY PET LIGER SIGN

732
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:25,197
LANGUAGE, BUT I DIDN'T EITHER.

733
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,232
[SNAPS FINGER]

734
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:33,205
I ALSO DID NOT APPROVE OF ONE

735
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,541
MILLION DOLLARS TO FIND A BOY

736
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,743
BAND. THE BOY BAND IS DEAD.

737
00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:38,578
SHOW HIM THE RESEARCH.

738
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,051
>> I HAVE A PLAN. IT'S A 3-MONTH

739
00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,886
PLAN. IT'S GONNA BLOW YOU AWAY.

740
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:49,756
>> CHANGE OF PLAN. THE RCMCBT

741
00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:51,290
GLOBALNET SANYOID BOARD OF

742
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:53,059
DIRECTORS MEETING IS IN 4 DAYS,

743
00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:54,193
AND I NEED TO THROW THEM SOME

744
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,028
RED MEAT, WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE

745
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,564
EXACTLY 3 DAYS TO SERVE ME

746
00:24:57,564 --> 00:25:00,266
A TASTY DISH.

747
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:02,669
>> 3 DAYS? YOU'RE GIVING ME

748
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:03,836
3 DAYS.

749
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,005
>> YES, AND I WANT A LOOK, A

750
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,274
NAME, AND A SONG THAT WILL MAKE

751
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,076
11- TO 15-YEAR-OLDS STEAL THEIR

752
00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,377
PARENTS' CREDIT CARDS SO THEY

753
00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:14,280
CAN BUY IT. THIS BAND HAS TO

754
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,382
HAVE IT ALL, GUSTAVO, BECAUSE AS

755
00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:20,086
YOU KNOW, I WANT IT ALL. MMM.

756
00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:22,221
WARM PANTS. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE

757
00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,856
THE FEELING OF WARM PANTS.

758
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,325
GET GUSTAVO SOME WARM PANTS.

759
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:29,228
FRIDAY, 10 A.M., AND THEY BETTER

760
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:32,431
BE GOOD, OR YOU'RE FINISHED.

761
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:41,841
>> NO!

762
00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:45,878
[ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]

763
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,047
>> WELCOME TO ROCQUE RECORDS,

764
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,782
WHERE YOU ARE GONNA SING, DANCE,

765
00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:51,517
AND SWEAT YOUR BUTTS OFF IF YOU

766
00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:53,485
WANNA END UP ON THESE WALLS.

767
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:56,488
[MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS]

768
00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,290
[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES]

769
00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:00,192
>> DO WE WANT TO END UP

770
00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:01,027
ON THESE WALLS?

771
00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:01,894
>> YES.

772
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:02,962
>> GUYS, SAY HI TO

773
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:03,896
NICOLE SCHERZINGER FROM

774
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,765
THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS.

775
00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:07,466
>> WHAHH.

776
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:10,737
>> HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?

777
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,205
>> HE'S GONNA MARRY YOU.

778
00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:14,807
>> WHERE'S MY RING?

779
00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,843
>> [GULPS] I--I--I--

780
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:17,910
>> WE'RE RECORDING SOME DEMOS

781
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,378
WITH GUSTAVO.

782
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:20,680
>> GUSTAVO.

783
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,648
>> YEAH. HAVE YOU WORKED

784
00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:22,414
WITH HIM?

785
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,783
>> YES, ACTUALLY ON MY FIRST

786
00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,284
ALBUM. LET'S JUST SAY WE HAD

787
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:28,287
SOME CREATIVE DIFFERENCES.

788
00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:32,024
>> NICOLE, BABY! OHH!

789
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:34,260
>> [TELEPHONE BELL RINGS]

790
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,763
>> GOOD LUCK, GUYS.

791
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:40,166
>> SH-SH-SH-SHE--NICOLE.

792
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,802
>> ALL CLEAR.

793
00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:46,939
>> [GROANS] OK, SO YOU GUYS

794
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,240
READY TO BE STARS?

795
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:48,941
>> [TOGETHER] YEAH.

796
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,509
>> GOOD. THEN PROVE TO ME YOU

797
00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:52,478
CAN BE STARS. WE HAVE 3 DAYS

798
00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:53,680
TO PROVE TO THIS RECORD COMPANY

799
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,681
THAT THERE'S SOMETHING,

800
00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:55,915
ANYTHING HERE.

801
00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:57,283
>> UH, 3 DAYS? WHAT HAPPENED

802
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,217
TO 3 MONTHS?

803
00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:00,419
>> UH, THE CEO OF ALL OF OUR

804
00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:01,688
BUTTS WANTS TO SEE YOU GUYS

805
00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:02,922
ON FRIDAY.

806
00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,090
>> WE HAVE TO BE A BAND

807
00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:04,924
IN 3 DAYS?

808
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,960
>> NO, YOU HAVE TO BE A GREAT

809
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,096
BAND IN 3 DAYS, UNLESS YOU DON'T

810
00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,463
THINK THAT YOU CAN DO IT,

811
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,700
MR. MAKE US A POP GROUP.

812
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:16,402
>> OH, WE CAN DO IT. NO PROBLEM.

813
00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:17,203
BRING IT.

814
00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:19,271
>> OH, I WILL BRING IT.

815
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:22,474
I'LL BRING EVERYTHING I GOT.

816
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,710
>> THIS IS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE

817
00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:24,443
FOR ME.

818
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:28,781
>> YEAH, ME, TOO.

819
00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:31,117
TO BE A GREAT POP GROUP, YOU

820
00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:35,722
NEED 4 THINGS--GREAT DANCING,

821
00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:39,358
A GREAT LOOK, A GREAT SONG,

822
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:42,561
AND GREAT SINGING.

823
00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:44,396
[AIR HORN]

824
00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:45,031
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

825
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:45,732
>> * OOH, YEAH,

826
00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:46,799
TAKE ME TO THE TOP *

827
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:48,534
>> AND BY THE END OF TODAY, ME

828
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:50,803
AND MY TEAM WILL TRANSFORM THE 4

829
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:54,206
DOGS FROM MINNESOTA INTO GUSTAVO

830
00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:58,745
ROCQUE'S NEW POP EXPLOSION.

831
00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:01,914
>> * BABY, YEAH *

832
00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:03,783
[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES]

833
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,384
>> WE'RE THE MARKETING TEAM.

834
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,319
WE DON'T REALLY HAVE A MOVE.

835
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,621
>> WELL, WE COULD TRY SOMETHING.

836
00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:12,158
>> MAYBE.

837
00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:16,528
>> STOP IT. STOP IT NOW.

838
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,765
THANK YOU. FIRST UP IN BOOT

839
00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:21,533
CAMP, GREAT DANCING.

840
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,536
MR. X HAS CHOREOGRAPHED FOR

841
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:28,107
BOYQUAKE, BOYZ IN THE ATTIC,

842
00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:31,277
MADONNA, BEYONCE,

843
00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:34,180
AND "YO GABBA GABBA."

844
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,783
>> AND NOW I WILL MAKE YOU

845
00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:38,985
X-PLODE WITH THE DANCE.

846
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,623
WE WILL START WITH

847
00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:47,960
AN X-AMINATION. CROSS LEG,

848
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,595
SPIN, POSE.

849
00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:58,237
>> WHOA!

850
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:01,007
>> OHH.

851
00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:04,476
>> I'M GOOD.

852
00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:08,447
>> HE IS GREAT, BUT NOT SERIOUS.

853
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:11,217
HE IS SERIOUS, BUT NOT GREAT.

854
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,185
HE LOST A PET WHEN HE WAS YOUNG,

855
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,686
AND HE IS STILL SAD.

856
00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:17,857
>> SPARKY.

857
00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:20,259
>> AND HE IS JUST PLAIN AWFUL.

858
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,328
>> [DEEP BREATH] YEP. HEH.

859
00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,230
>> THEY ARE X-CRUCIATING AND

860
00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:25,364
CANNOT BE READY BY FRIDAY.

861
00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:27,433
>> I'LL X-DOUBLE YOUR SALARY.

862
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:28,534
>> X-DONE.

863
00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:29,635
>> ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA BE BACK

864
00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:31,437
IN ONE HOUR, AND I WANNA SEE

865
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:37,043
DANCERS, NOT DOGS.

866
00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:42,214
>> STARTING POSITIONS.

867
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,150
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

868
00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:49,688
AGAIN.

869
00:29:49,688 --> 00:29:51,157
>> * 5, 6, 7, 8 *

870
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:07,039
[TIRES SKIDDING]

871
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:08,640
>> * 5, 6, 7, 8 *

872
00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:41,707
>> RAAH!

873
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,783
[METAL CLANGS, SPINS]

874
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:55,687
[MUSIC STOPS]

875
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,656
>> OK. SO IT'S BEEN AN HOUR,

876
00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:58,524
AND...

877
00:30:58,524 --> 00:30:59,926
[BOING]

878
00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:01,127
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. X?

879
00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:03,162
>> WELL, FIRST HE BANGED HIS

880
00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:04,596
HEAD INTO THE WALL A FEW TIMES.

881
00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:06,232
>> THEN WE GOT REALLY DIZZY.

882
00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:07,799
>> THEN HE SAID A BUNCH OF BAD

883
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,401
WORDS THAT STARTED WITH "X."

884
00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:13,072
>> THEN HE X-QUIT.

885
00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:14,373
>> AH...

886
00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:18,945
>> [ECHOING] WHAAH!

887
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:24,850
>> LOOK, SWEETIE, I KNOW THIS

888
00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:26,418
MOVE IS A BIG SHOCK, BUT THERE

889
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:27,786
ARE LOTS OF KIDS AT THE PALM

890
00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:29,421
WOODS, AND YOU SHOULD PLAY WITH

891
00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:32,558
THEM AND NOT CHAIRS.

892
00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,960
>> I'M FINE, MOM.

893
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,227
>> WE NEED TO SUPPORT YOUR

894
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,263
BROTHER AND THE GUYS, AND--

895
00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,798
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

896
00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:40,866
>> 10 BUCKS.

897
00:31:40,866 --> 00:31:41,600
[CASH REGISTER DINGS]

898
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,334
>> 10 BUCKS.

899
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:43,169
[CASH REGISTER DINGS]

900
00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:45,171
>> SWEETHEART, THE POOL IS FREE.

901
00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:47,006
>> NOT THE VIP ROOM.

902
00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:48,507
IT'S AMAZING WHAT CHUMPS IN THIS

903
00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:49,841
TOWN'LL PAY TO SIT BEHIND SOME

904
00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:53,212
STUPID VELVET ROPES.

905
00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:55,347
>> [GROANS]

906
00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:56,748
>> I'M LOOKING FOR MY SON.

907
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,284
HE'S SHORT, CUTE RED HAIR--

908
00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,385
>> I SAW A KID JUST LIKE THAT

909
00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:01,553
RUNNING THAT WAY.

910
00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:02,989
>> AAH!

911
00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,156
>> THANKS, KATIE.

912
00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:06,025
>> DON'T MENTION IT.

913
00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,126
10 BUCKS.

914
00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:09,428
>> SO YOU'RE GOOD THEN.

915
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:10,997
>> I AM LOVING THIS TOWN,

916
00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:12,898
SO THE GUYS BETTER NOT BLOW IT.

917
00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:16,435
>> PART 2 OF MY GREAT POP-GROUP

918
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:20,272
BOOT CAMP, THE GREAT LOOK.

919
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,907
>> WHEN DO WE SING?

920
00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:23,509
>> WHEN I TELL YOU TO SING!

921
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:24,243
[TIRES SKID]

922
00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:26,178
>> GUYS, WE HAVE SOME EXCITING

923
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,879
LOOKS THAT WILL LITERALLY

924
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,015
TRANSFORM YOU.

925
00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:31,250
>> CAN'T WE JUST BE OURSELVES?

926
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:32,918
>> [LAUGHTER]

927
00:32:32,918 --> 00:32:34,020
>> [TOGETHER] NO.

928
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,787
>> BOYS, WE RESEARCHED AND

929
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,289
ELECTROSHOCKED FOCUS GROUPS

930
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,025
TO DETERMINE THE EXACT LOOK AND

931
00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:40,859
NAME THAT WILL SELL MILLIONS

932
00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:41,627
OF RECORDS.

933
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:42,861
>> THEN WE TURN YOU OVER

934
00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:45,397
TO THE STYLISTS...

935
00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,533
TO CHANGE ALL YOUR CLOTHES AND

936
00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:48,900
POSSIBLY SHAVE YOUR HEADS.

937
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:49,801
>> [SHRIEKS]

938
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,038
>> NOW, GRIFFIN WANTS A TASTY

939
00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:54,240
DISH ON FRIDAY. THAT'S WHY WE'RE

940
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,208
GIVING HIM...

941
00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,243
>> WHOA!

942
00:32:57,243 --> 00:32:57,843
>> OW!

943
00:32:57,843 --> 00:32:59,045
>> NO, NOT HAIR. NOT HAIR.

944
00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:00,479
>> [TOGETHER] BOY-LISCIOUS.

945
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,049
>> THE BEACH, GIRLS,

946
00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:05,184
THE SHIRTLESS OVERALLS.

947
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:06,885
>> I THINK WE LOOK GOOD.

948
00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:10,189
>> NOT BAD, UH, BUT I NEED

949
00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:13,359
OPTIONS. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

950
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:15,727
>> [TOGETHER] CHANGE IT.

951
00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:18,264
RED, WHITE & BOY.

952
00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:20,199
>> THIS LOOK DOES GREAT WITH

953
00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:21,967
WAR VETERANS WHO OWN BUICKS.

954
00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:23,235
>> WE LOOK GOOD.

955
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:24,236
>> WE LOOK LIKE UNCLE SAM

956
00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:25,404
THREW UP ON US.

957
00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:26,838
>> YOU, SILENT.

958
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,407
YOU, MORE OPTIONS.

959
00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:29,608
>> [TOGETHER] CHANGE THEM.

960
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:32,344
[ALL YELLING]

961
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,879
>> I GIVE YOU...

962
00:33:33,879 --> 00:33:35,314
>> [TOGETHER] DANGER BOY.

963
00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:36,848
>> DANGER BOY IS DANGER.

964
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,384
PARENTS WILL FORBID THEIR KIDS

965
00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:39,951
TO BUY THE DANGEROUS MUSIC.

966
00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:41,120
>> AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY

967
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,654
THEY WILL.

968
00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:43,755
>> [TOGETHER] BOO-YAH.

969
00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:45,424
>> I, UH, CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.

970
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:46,458
>> THAT'S BECAUSE THE PANTS ARE

971
00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:47,493
DANGEROUSLY TIGHT.

972
00:33:47,493 --> 00:33:48,294
>> [HIGH-PITCHED COUGH]

973
00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:49,728
>> I HATE IT.

974
00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:50,762
>> [TOGETHER] SO DO WE.

975
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:51,797
>> I NEED 5 NEW LOOKS FOR

976
00:33:51,797 --> 00:33:53,599
TOMORROW. ALL RIGHT, NOW FOLLOW

977
00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,167
ME TO HEAR YOUR FIRST HIT SINGLE

978
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,136
THAT'S GONNA PUT ME BACK ON TOP.

979
00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:58,737
MOVE OUT.

980
00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:00,106
>> ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

981
00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:01,373
>> OHH. OHH.

982
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,608
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

983
00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:05,244
OH, GOIN' DOWN.

984
00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:06,645
>> I THINK WE LOOK GOOD.

985
00:34:09,014 --> 00:34:12,218
>> * AH AH, OH OHH *

986
00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,753
>> OK, PART 3 OF THE GREAT

987
00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:17,723
POP-GROUP BOOT CAMPAPALOOZA,

988
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,291
THE GREAT SONG.

989
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:21,827
>> IT'S CALLED "GIRL TIME."

990
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,895
[PLAYING PIANO]

991
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,297
>> IT'S A SONG ABOUT NO MATTER

992
00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:26,932
WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS,

993
00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:27,733
* DON'T YOU KNOW

994
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:30,136
IT'S GIRL TIME? *

995
00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:32,037
[YAWNS] I JUST WOKE UP.

996
00:34:32,037 --> 00:34:34,240
WHAT TIME IS IT? IT'S GIRL TIME.

997
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,674
EXCUSE ME, SIR. DO YOU KNOW WHAT

998
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,376
TIME IT IS? YEAH.

999
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:38,177
IT'S GIRL TIME.

1000
00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:39,145
>> WHAT IF YOU HAVE A SINUS

1001
00:34:39,145 --> 00:34:40,146
INFECTION? ISN'T THAT

1002
00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:40,846
DOCTOR TIME?

1003
00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:42,581
>> NO. NO, NO, IT'S STILL

1004
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:43,615
GIRL TIME.

1005
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:44,650
>> MM, RIGHT.

1006
00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:45,651
>> DO ANY OF YOUR SONGS NOT HAVE

1007
00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:46,685
THE WORD "GIRL" IN THEM?

1008
00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:48,820
>> HEH. WELL, LE-LET'S FIND OUT,

1009
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,522
MR. QUESTION EVERYTHING I DO.

1010
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,623
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT MY WALL

1011
00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:55,394
OF PLATINUM RECORDS! LET'S SEE.

1012
00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:57,629
THERE'S, UH, "GIRL LIKE YOU,"

1013
00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,265
"GIRL, YOU ARE MY GIRL," "HOT

1014
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:01,400
GIRL," "COLD GIRL," "GIRL TO MY

1015
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,968
HEART," "YARD SQUIRREL

1016
00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:04,170
CHRISTMAS--" I FORGOT THAT ONE

1017
00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:05,937
WAS THERE. UH, "GIRL ZONE,"

1018
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,340
"GIRL ZONE REMIX," "GIRL CAKE,"

1019
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:09,608
AND "GIRL, GIRL, GIRL,"

1020
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:12,178
WHICH SOLD 3 MILLION COPIES AND

1021
00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:17,683
WAS NUMBER ONE FOR 5 WEEKS!

1022
00:35:17,683 --> 00:35:23,655
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS, DOG?

1023
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,056
>> ARE ANY OF THOSE SONGS

1024
00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,226
FROM THIS GIRL-ENNIUM?

1025
00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:31,230
[RUMBLING]

1026
00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:35,201
[TEETH CHATTERING]

1027
00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:36,735
>> AND FINALLY, A SMALL DOWNTOWN

1028
00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:37,703
EARTHQUAKE TODAY HAS

1029
00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,738
SEISMOLOGISTS BAFFLED. JUST A

1030
00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:41,640
MODEST 3.1 ON THE RICHTER SCALE,

1031
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,409
BUT IT'S STILL A MYSTERY,

1032
00:35:43,409 --> 00:35:45,211
BECAUSE THE EPICENTER WAS NOT ON

1033
00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:47,546
ANY PREVIOUSLY KNOWN FAULT LINE.

1034
00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:49,215
[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]

1035
00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:51,049
>> OK, YOUR HEART RATE IS BACK

1036
00:35:51,049 --> 00:35:52,218
TO NORMAL, AND YOUR BLOOD

1037
00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:54,453
PRESSURE IS 120 OVER 80.

1038
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,455
YOU CAN PRODUCE NOW.

1039
00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:59,725
[VELCRO RIPPING]

1040
00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:02,228
AH! BUT REMEMBER, THESE BOYS

1041
00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:03,362
HAVEN'T HAD A BREAK ALL DAY.

1042
00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:04,230
I THINK THEY'RE GETTIN'

1043
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:04,963
A LITTLE PUNCHY.

1044
00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:09,468
>> I DON'T CARE. OK, AND NOW

1045
00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:11,337
IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL PHASE

1046
00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:13,138
OF GUSTAVO ROCQUE'S MOST

1047
00:36:13,138 --> 00:36:16,275
AWESOMEST POP-GROUP BOOT CAMP,

1048
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:17,676
THE SINGING!

1049
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,811
[FEEDBACK]

1050
00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:21,280
>> WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

1051
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,814
>> IT'S A SOUND BOOTH, GUYS.

1052
00:36:22,814 --> 00:36:23,982
IT JUST ISOLATES THE VOCALS

1053
00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:24,883
IN CASE WE NEED TO EDIT OR

1054
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,318
ENHANCE THEM LATER.

1055
00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:27,253
>> WHY ARE THERE PILLOWS

1056
00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:28,320
ON THE FLOOR?

1057
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,621
>> DO YOU WANT US TO NAP?

1058
00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:30,556
'CAUSE WE WILL.

1059
00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:32,258
>> THEY JUST ABSORB ANY EXTRA

1060
00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:33,925
ECHO OR TREBLE, JUST LIKE THOSE

1061
00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:36,094
BIG FOAM MIKE COVERS.

1062
00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:36,995
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

1063
00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:37,863
AND I PUT SOME FRUIT WATER

1064
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:38,830
IN THERE IN CASE YOUR MOUTHS

1065
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:40,799
GET DRY, OK?

1066
00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:43,269
>> OK, GREAT. AND--

1067
00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:44,770
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

1068
00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:47,639
>> FUNNY. DO IT AGAIN.

1069
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,040
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

1070
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,175
>> HEH. NOT SO TOUGH WITHOUT

1071
00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:52,711
YOUR HELMET, ARE YOU?

1072
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:53,545
>> HUAAH!

1073
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:56,448
>> OH! KNOCK IT OFF.

1074
00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:57,349
[SQUIRT]

1075
00:36:57,349 --> 00:37:02,321
>> OHH!

1076
00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:03,655
>> YOU JUST RUINED MY LUCKY

1077
00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:05,991
WHITE V-NECK.

1078
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:07,192
>> AAH!

1079
00:37:07,192 --> 00:37:08,327
>> MAYBE THE FRUIT WATER

1080
00:37:08,327 --> 00:37:10,296
WAS A BAD IDEA.

1081
00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:13,999
[ALL YELLING]

1082
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:16,768
>> PLEASE GET THEM TO STOP.

1083
00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,405
>> GUYS. GUYS.

1084
00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:25,311
[ALL YELLING, WHOOPING]

1085
00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:29,080
>> PILLOWS WERE A BAD IDEA, TOO.

1086
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,949
I TOLD YOU THEY WERE TIRED.

1087
00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,151
>> JUST HAVE THE BOYS

1088
00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:34,353
MEET ME IN THE STUDIO

1089
00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:37,022
WHEN THEY'RE FINISHED.

1090
00:37:37,022 --> 00:37:39,425
>> [LAUGHING]

1091
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:48,233
>> YOU CAN'T SING.

1092
00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:51,903
YOU CAN'T SING OR DANCE.

1093
00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:52,771
>> I CAN BACK-FLIP.

1094
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:53,539
>> STOP IT.

1095
00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:54,139
>> OK.

1096
00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:54,740
>> FOREVER.

1097
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,342
>> MM-HMM.

1098
00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,349
>> AND WORST OF ALL, YOU DON'T

1099
00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:05,351
EVEN SEEM TO WANT THIS.

1100
00:38:05,351 --> 00:38:07,018
[CHICKEN CLUCKS]

1101
00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,820
>> WHAT ABOUT ME? I CAN SING,

1102
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,689
DANCE, AND I WANT THIS.

1103
00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:12,958
>> YOU REMIND ME A LOT

1104
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,593
OF MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY.

1105
00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:15,794
>> AWESOME.

1106
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:18,630
>> I CAN'T STAND MATTHEW

1107
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,700
McCONAUGHEY. THIS GROUP

1108
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:25,070
CAN'T SING, CAN'T DANCE.

1109
00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:27,806
YOU DON'T HAVE A SONG OR A LOOK,

1110
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:31,076
AND THEY'RE COVERED IN FEATHERS!

1111
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:33,111
AND I WOULD RATHER QUIT RIGHT

1112
00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:35,246
NOW THAN COMMIT POP SUICIDE

1113
00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:36,848
ON FRIDAY IN FRONT OF THE RECORD

1114
00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:40,719
COMPANY. HOWEVER, THERE IS ONE

1115
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,021
SONG I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY

1116
00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:47,959
FOR YOU.

1117
00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:50,762
* OOH, NOW THAT I'M THROUGH

1118
00:38:50,762 --> 00:38:53,432
BANGIN' MY HEAD,

1119
00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:57,135
THIS BAND OF DOGS

1120
00:38:57,135 --> 00:39:00,639
IS OFFICIALLY DEAD *

1121
00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:12,884
[SAD ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYING]

1122
00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:13,885
>> HE'S A REALLY GOOD

1123
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:15,421
PIANO PLAYER.

1124
00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:18,690
>> AND I'M SO DEPRESSED.

1125
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,726
>> IT'S THE MUSIC.

1126
00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:22,828
GUITAR DUDE, PLEASE.

1127
00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:23,829
[MUSIC STOPS]

1128
00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:25,664
>> OH. SORRY.

1129
00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:27,766
>> SO HAS GUSTAVO DORK MADE

1130
00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:29,167
YOU GUYS FAMOUS YET?

1131
00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:30,702
>> WE HAD SOME CREATIVE

1132
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:31,603
DIFFERENCES.

1133
00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:33,204
>> YOU GOT FIRED, DIDN'T YOU?

1134
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,005
>> ALL HE DID WAS YELL AND

1135
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:35,507
SCREAM AT US AND MAKE US WEAR

1136
00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:36,942
DANGEROUSLY TIGHT PANTS.

1137
00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:38,644
>> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. HE WANTED

1138
00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:40,345
TO TURN US INTO RICH AND FAMOUS

1139
00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:42,013
POP STARS. WHAT AN IDIOT!

1140
00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:43,081
>> HE WANTED TO TURN US INTO HIS

1141
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:44,550
TRAINED DANCING DOGS.

1142
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:46,852
>> RICH AND FAMOUS DANCING DOGS.

1143
00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:47,853
>> HE'S GOT A POINT.

1144
00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:49,054
>> OH. SO YOU'RE SIDING

1145
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,288
WITH JAMES NOW?

1146
00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:52,924
>> NO. I--MAYBE. KINDA. YES.

1147
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:54,460
>> YOU GUYS BLEW IT. YOU BLEW

1148
00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:55,594
MY SHOT. YOU COULD HAVE TRIED

1149
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:57,128
HARDER, BUT YOU DIDN'T.

1150
00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:59,631
>> OK. LET'S ALL JUST CALM DOWN

1151
00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:01,266
AND THINK NICE, HAPPY THOUGHTS

1152
00:40:01,266 --> 00:40:02,534
ABOUT KITTENS.

1153
00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:03,702
>> YOU THINK ABOUT KITTENS WITH

1154
00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:05,003
YOUR BAD SINGING AND THAT

1155
00:40:05,003 --> 00:40:06,505
STUPID HELMET.

1156
00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:08,206
>> WHOA. GUYS. GUYS.

1157
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,608
REMEMBER OUR PACT ABOUT NOT

1158
00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:11,342
LETTING THIS TOWN TEAR US APART.

1159
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:12,644
>> WHAAH!

1160
00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:13,645
>> GREAT. NOW WE'RE ALL

1161
00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:14,513
FIGHTING. I DIDN'T EVEN WANNA

1162
00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:15,080
DO THIS.

1163
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:15,947
>> EVERYBODY WITH NO PROBLEM

1164
00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:16,948
WANTS TO DO THIS, KENDALL!

1165
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:17,949
>> I KNOW, BUT IT'S ALL

1166
00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:19,918
HAPPENING SO FAST!

1167
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:21,286
>> WHAAH!

1168
00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:27,593
>> KATIE, WHAT'D YOU

1169
00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:28,627
DO THAT FOR?

1170
00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:29,761
>> LOOKED LIKE YOU GUYS

1171
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:30,862
NEEDED TO COOL OFF.

1172
00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,231
>> SHE'S RIGHT.

1173
00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:34,933
>> I'M SORRY.

1174
00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:44,042
>> I COULD STAY HERE AND BE A

1175
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,745
MODEL. I'M STILL GREAT-LOOKING.

1176
00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:49,280
OR THE STAR OF A REALITY SHOW.

1177
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,150
>> WHICH ONE? "PROJECT IDIOT"?

1178
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:53,451
>> [SIGHS] THAT'S JUST

1179
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:54,686
YOUR JEALOUSY TALKING.

1180
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,287
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?

1181
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,322
WE DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE

1182
00:40:57,322 --> 00:40:58,389
TO SING TOGETHER.

1183
00:40:58,389 --> 00:41:01,426
>> HEH.

1184
00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:03,361
>> * OH, YOU'RE SUCH A TURD *

1185
00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:05,330
>> * OH, YEAH, A GIANT TURD,

1186
00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:07,065
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A TURD,

1187
00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:09,434
AND YOU SMELL LIKE A TURD *

1188
00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:11,069
>> * OH, YOU'RE SUCH A TURD,

1189
00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:13,071
OH, YEAH, A GIANT TURD,

1190
00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:14,806
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A TURD,

1191
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:17,242
AND YOU SMELL LIKE A TURD,

1192
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:18,810
OH, YOU'RE SUCH A TURD,

1193
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,612
OH, YEAH, A GIANT TURD,

1194
00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,247
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A TURD,

1195
00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:22,781
AND YOU *

1196
00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:26,852
>> * SMELL LIKE A TURD *

1197
00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:28,787
[APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING]

1198
00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:36,127
>> [BARKS]

1199
00:41:43,569 --> 00:41:47,472
>> WE SHOULD DO THIS. YOU GUYS

1200
00:41:47,472 --> 00:41:49,775
WERE RIGHT. I REALLY THINK WE

1201
00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:50,742
SHOULD DO THIS.

1202
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,477
>> HOW? WE GOT FIRED, REMEMBER?

1203
00:41:52,477 --> 00:41:55,213
>> WE DIDN'T GET FIRED. I MEAN,

1204
00:41:55,213 --> 00:41:57,048
WE GOT FIRED, BUT THE PROBLEM IS

1205
00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:58,383
WE DIDN'T TRY OUR BEST.

1206
00:41:58,383 --> 00:41:59,885
>> I TRIED MY BEST.

1207
00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:03,589
>> WE KNOW, JAMES. WE KNOW.

1208
00:42:03,589 --> 00:42:05,423
GUITAR DUDE, I NEED SOME MUSIC,

1209
00:42:05,423 --> 00:42:08,159
SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL.

1210
00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:09,695
[GUITAR PLAYING]

1211
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:11,630
WE ARE HOCKEY PLAYERS, BROTHERS

1212
00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,865
OF THE ICE, AND WE DO NOT QUIT.

1213
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,001
NOW, ARE WE GONNA DUMP THE PUCK

1214
00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:17,468
AND SCRAMBLE BACK TO THE BENCH,

1215
00:42:17,468 --> 00:42:19,170
OR ARE WE GONNA GRAB THAT PUCK,

1216
00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:20,471
PULL THE GOALIE, AND RUSH

1217
00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:21,940
THE NET BIG TIME?

1218
00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:22,941
>> YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN

1219
00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:24,242
MAKE IT AS A BOY BAND?

1220
00:42:24,242 --> 00:42:26,444
>> NO, BUT I'VE REALIZED

1221
00:42:26,444 --> 00:42:28,379
3 THINGS SINCE WE GOT HERE.

1222
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:32,250
1--I LOVE SINGING. 2--I LOVE

1223
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:33,952
SINGING WITH YOU GUYS,

1224
00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:34,886
AND OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS

1225
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:37,355
COME ONCE IN A LIFETIME.

1226
00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:38,990
>> WHAT'S THE THIRD THING?

1227
00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:40,091
>> IT'S MINUS-8 IN MINNESOTA

1228
00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:41,660
RIGHT NOW, AND I'M IN LOVE WITH

1229
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:45,096
THIS POOL. SO WHAT'S THE PLAY?

1230
00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:48,634
DUMP THE PUCK OR BIG TIME RUSH?

1231
00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:51,169
>> BIG TIME RUSH.

1232
00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:53,338
>> BIG TIME RUSH.

1233
00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:55,006
>> BIG TIME RUSH.

1234
00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:56,541
>> BIG TIME RUSH.

1235
00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:57,776
[BUZZER SOUNDS]

1236
00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:15,260
>> WELL?

1237
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:18,964
>> OK, WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY. NO

1238
00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:21,667
GOOFING OFF, NO PILLOW FIGHTS,

1239
00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:23,034
AND NO QUESTIONS FOR THE NEXT

1240
00:43:23,034 --> 00:43:25,771
2 DAYS.

1241
00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:29,374
>> OK. "GIRL TIME" FROM THE TOP.

1242
00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:32,143
>> EXCEPT FOR THAT. WE REALLY

1243
00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:34,079
DON'T WANNA SING "GIRL TIME."

1244
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:36,982
>> OH, LET ME GUESS. YOU HAVE

1245
00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:39,384
A BETTER IDEA. WELL, LET'S--

1246
00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:40,886
LET'S HEAR IT. LET'S HEAR

1247
00:43:40,886 --> 00:43:44,022
THE DOGS' BETTER SONG TITLE.

1248
00:43:44,022 --> 00:43:46,557
>> "BIG TIME RUSH."

1249
00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:48,293
>> IT'S A SONG ABOUT 4 HOCKEY

1250
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,695
PLAYERS FROM MINNESOTA WHO HAVE

1251
00:43:49,695 --> 00:43:51,129
AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY IN FRONT

1252
00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:53,464
OF 'EM, AND THEY'RE GONNA TAKE

1253
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,566
THEIR BEST SHOT.

1254
00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:57,502
>> I LIKE IT, AND YOU'VE GOT

1255
00:43:57,502 --> 00:43:59,004
TO STOP USING THE WORD "GIRL"

1256
00:43:59,004 --> 00:44:00,972
IN ALL OF YOUR SONG TITLES.

1257
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:04,976
>> I...

1258
00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,445
LIKE IT ALSO. WE'RE GONNA

1259
00:44:07,445 --> 00:44:08,714
BE WORKIN' ALL NIGHT,

1260
00:44:08,714 --> 00:44:12,283
BECAUSE FRIDAY IS 2 DAYS AWAY,

1261
00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:16,587
AND WE ARE IN A BIG TIME RUSH.

1262
00:44:16,587 --> 00:44:19,190
>> YES.

1263
00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:21,827
>> OK, "BIG TIME RUSH" FROM THE

1264
00:44:21,827 --> 00:44:24,029
TOP. ONLY, THIS TIME, LET'S TRY

1265
00:44:24,029 --> 00:44:26,464
NOT TO MAKE ME WANNA CHOKE YOU.

1266
00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:28,033
[BEAT PLAYING]

1267
00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:31,837
>> * AH AH, OH OHH *

1268
00:44:31,837 --> 00:44:32,804
>> * MAKE IT COUNT,

1269
00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:33,805
PLAY IT STRAIGHT,

1270
00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:34,505
DON'T LOOK BACK,

1271
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:35,741
DON'T HESITATE *

1272
00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:36,742
>> * WHEN YOU GO *

1273
00:44:36,742 --> 00:44:39,577
>> * BIG TIME *

1274
00:44:39,577 --> 00:44:40,645
>> * WHAT YOU WANT,

1275
00:44:40,645 --> 00:44:41,646
WHAT YOU FEEL,

1276
00:44:41,646 --> 00:44:43,414
NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL *

1277
00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:44,649
>> * WHEN YOU ROLL *

1278
00:44:44,649 --> 00:44:46,417
>> * BIG TIME *

1279
00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:47,786
>> * OH, OOH WHOA *

1280
00:44:47,786 --> 00:44:49,454
>> * HEY, HEY *

1281
00:44:49,454 --> 00:44:51,622
>> * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW *

1282
00:44:51,622 --> 00:44:53,491
>> * HEY, HEY *

1283
00:44:53,491 --> 00:44:55,560
>> * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH? *

1284
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,495
>> * HEY, HEY *

1285
00:44:57,495 --> 00:44:59,564
>> * BETTER TAKE YOUR SHOT NOW *

1286
00:44:59,564 --> 00:45:01,532
>> * OHH, OHH,

1287
00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,601
OHH, OHH *

1288
00:45:03,601 --> 00:45:05,103
>> * GO AND SHAKE IT UP,

1289
00:45:05,103 --> 00:45:07,472
WHAT YOU GOTTA LOSE?

1290
00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:09,040
GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK

1291
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,509
WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE,

1292
00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:12,944
IF YOU WANT IT ALL,

1293
00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:14,913
LAY IT ON THE LINE,

1294
00:45:14,913 --> 00:45:16,982
IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT,

1295
00:45:16,982 --> 00:45:19,550
SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME,

1296
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:23,388
AH AH, OH OHH,

1297
00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:27,358
AH AH, OH OHH *

1298
00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:29,327
>> * STEP IT UP, GET IN GEAR,

1299
00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:31,129
GO FOR BROKE, MAKE IT CLEAR *

1300
00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:32,297
>> * GOTTA GO *

1301
00:45:32,297 --> 00:45:33,832
>> * BIG TIME *

1302
00:45:33,832 --> 00:45:35,300
>> * OH, YEAH *

1303
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:37,302
>> * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT,

1304
00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:39,170
CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT *

1305
00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:40,305
>> * GOTTA DREAM *

1306
00:45:40,305 --> 00:45:42,173
>> * BIG TIME *

1307
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,274
>> * OH, OH *

1308
00:45:43,274 --> 00:45:45,176
>> * HEY, HEY *

1309
00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:47,245
>> * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW *

1310
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,147
>> * HEY, HEY *

1311
00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:51,182
>> * ISN'T IT A RUSH? *

1312
00:45:51,182 --> 00:45:53,151
>> * HEY, HEY *

1313
00:45:53,151 --> 00:45:55,153
>> * FINISH WHAT YOU START NOW *

1314
00:45:55,153 --> 00:45:57,088
>> * OHH, OHH,

1315
00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:58,223
OHH, OHH *

1316
00:45:58,223 --> 00:45:59,124
>> * WHOA *

1317
00:45:59,124 --> 00:46:00,658
>> * GO AND SHAKE IT UP,

1318
00:46:00,658 --> 00:46:02,894
WHAT YOU GOTTA LOSE?

1319
00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:04,629
GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK

1320
00:46:04,629 --> 00:46:06,064
WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE *

1321
00:46:06,064 --> 00:46:07,132
>> * LIFE YOU CHOOSE *

1322
00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:08,599
>> * IF YOU WANT IT ALL,

1323
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:10,535
LAY IT ON THE LINE,

1324
00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:12,503
IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT,

1325
00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:15,173
SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *

1326
00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:19,510
[MUSIC STOPS]

1327
00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:21,246
>> I LIKE 'EM, AND THE BOARD'S

1328
00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:24,916
GONNA LOVE 'EM.

1329
00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:25,683
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1330
00:46:25,683 --> 00:46:26,852
>> YOU GOT 3 MONTHS TO MAKE YOUR

1331
00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:29,254
DEMOS. I TOLD YOU THE BOY BAND

1332
00:46:29,254 --> 00:46:32,490
WAS BACK. I HAVE TO GO.

1333
00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:34,592
MY PANTS ARE COLD.

1334
00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:45,070
>> GUESS WHO'S STAYIN' IN L.A.

1335
00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:45,603
>> WHAHH!

1336
00:46:45,603 --> 00:46:46,404
>> YES!

1337
00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:47,105
>> YES!

1338
00:46:47,105 --> 00:46:47,873
>> HA HA HA!

1339
00:46:47,873 --> 00:46:49,740
>> STOP CHEERING. IF YOU THOUGHT

1340
00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:51,877
THE LAST 3 DAYS WERE HARD, WAIT

1341
00:46:51,877 --> 00:46:53,711
TILL YOU SEE THE NEXT 3 MONTHS.

1342
00:46:53,711 --> 00:46:56,547
CARLOS STILL CAN'T SING,

1343
00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:59,284
LOGAN STILL CAN'T DANCE,

1344
00:46:59,284 --> 00:47:02,487
AND I STILL CAN'T STAND JAMES.

1345
00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:05,523
>> WE'LL WORK ON IT.

1346
00:47:05,523 --> 00:47:07,425
>> OK, NOW YOU CAN CELEBRATE.

1347
00:47:07,425 --> 00:47:09,895
>> [WHOOPING]

1348
00:47:09,895 --> 00:47:11,229
>> YEAH!

1349
00:47:11,229 --> 00:47:13,798
>> * AH AH, OH OHH,

1350
00:47:13,798 --> 00:47:16,801
AH AH, OH OHH *