1 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,212 - IS IT TIME? 2 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:12,780 - IT'S TIME. 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:16,184 CARLOS, DO THE HONORS. 4 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,218 - WHOA! 5 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:18,986 FREE HAIR GEL! 6 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:20,054 - WHERE? 7 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:23,091 [all laughing] 8 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:24,825 YEAH, FUNNY. REAL FUNNY. 9 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:26,660 NOW WHERE'S THE FREE HAIR GEL? 10 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,562 - HOW SWEET IS THIS? 11 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:31,399 IT'S LIKE A VACATION, WITH SINGING. 12 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:33,734 IT'S A "SING-CATION." 13 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,169 - OKAY, GUYS, DRY OFF AND GET DRESSED, 14 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:36,204 IT'S TIME TO HIT THE STUDIO. 15 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,305 - KELLY! 16 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,073 WHAT DOES THE GREAT GUSTAVO ROCQUE 17 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,474 HAVE IN STORE FOR US TODAY? 18 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,675 - HARMONIES? 19 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,043 - BREAKING DOWN SOME NEW DANCE MOVES? 20 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:44,245 - A BIG HOLLYWOOD PARTY 21 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:46,013 TO GET US SOME "RED CARPET EXPOSURE?" 22 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,148 - CLOSE. 23 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:48,149 YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL. 24 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:49,150 [bell rings] 25 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:52,753 [all scream] 26 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:53,721 - * MAKE IT COUNT * 27 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:54,722 * PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 28 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:55,723 * DON'T LOOK BACK * 29 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:56,757 * DON'T HESITATE * 30 00:00:56,824 --> 00:01:00,661 * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME * 31 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,696 * WHAT YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU FEEL * 32 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,465 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 33 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:08,636 * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME * 34 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,571 * HEY! HEY! * 35 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,706 * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW * 36 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,542 * HEY! HEY! * 37 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,644 * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH? * 38 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,512 * OH, OH * 39 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,548 * OH, OH * 40 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,049 * GO ON, SHAKE IT UP * 41 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,452 * WHAT YOU GOTTA LOSE? * 42 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,154 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK * 43 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:28,422 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 44 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,057 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL * 45 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,959 * LAY IT ON THE LINE * 46 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:33,994 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT * 47 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:36,697 * SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME * 48 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,235 - SCHOOL? YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 49 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:43,471 - CARLOS, FOR THE 11TH TIME-- I'M NOT KIDDING. 50 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:44,738 YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET 51 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:45,973 THREE MONTHS OFF FROM SCHOOL? 52 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,341 - IT WAS MORE "HOPE" THAN "THOUGHT." 53 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:48,842 - ACCORDING TO 54 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,944 THE ACTORS, SINGERS, AND PERFORMERS ASSOCIATION, 55 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,746 KIDS UNDER 18 IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY 56 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,216 MUST ATTEND FOUR HOURS OF SCHOOL A DAY. 57 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,950 DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT THE PAMPHLETS I GAVE YOU? 58 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:04,458 [buzzing] - OH! 59 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:05,426 YEAH! 60 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:10,998 [giggles] 61 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,200 [fly buzzing ends abruptly] 62 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,643 - YEAH, WE LOOKED AT THEM. - A LITTLE BIT. 63 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:27,080 [bell ringing] 64 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,916 - TYLER, WHERE'S EVERYBODY GOING? 65 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,951 - TO SCHOOL AT THE PALM WOODS. 66 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,763 all: GOOD MORNING, MISS COLLINS. 67 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:46,066 - TODAY, CLASS, WE'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT FRACTIONS. 68 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,901 AND I THOUGHT A FUN WAY TO DO THIS 69 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:50,238 WOULD BE IF WE DIVIDED UP SOME... 70 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,339 PIES. 71 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:52,506 all: OOH. 72 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:53,474 - I LOVE FRACTIONS. 73 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:54,542 - I LOVE PIE. 74 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:55,576 - AND AFTER WE CUT THEM, 75 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:56,910 I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO EAT THEM. 76 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:58,579 [all cheering] 77 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:01,515 - I THINK WE'RE GONNA LIKE IT HERE. 78 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:02,783 - OH, NO. 79 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,285 YOU GUYS AREN'T GOING TO SCHOOL HERE. 80 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:06,620 - WELL, WHAT SCHOOL ARE WE GOING TO? 81 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:07,788 [bell rings] 82 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,758 - WELCOME TO THE SCHOOL OF ROCQUE. 83 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,393 - I DON'T LIKE THIS SCHOOL. 84 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:13,527 - QUIET. 85 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:14,695 YOU LOVE IT! 86 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,129 BECAUSE BY STUDYING HERE, 87 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:18,399 YOU WON'T MISS OUT ON REHEARSAL TIME 88 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,167 AND RECORDING SESSIONS. 89 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:21,669 INSTEAD OF LUNCH BREAK, 90 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,705 THE SCHOOL OF ROCQUE HAS HARMONY BREAKS. 91 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:28,276 AND EVERY FIELD TRIP IS TO THE DANCE STUDIO DOWN THE HALL. 92 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:30,411 - AND YOU'RE OUR TEACHER? 93 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:31,412 - NO. 94 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,281 [all cheer] 95 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:36,016 - GUYS, SAY "HI" TO MR. SMITTY. 96 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:39,052 - BUT YOU ALL CAN CALL ME "MR. SMITTY." 97 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:42,022 [adults laugh heartily] 98 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,424 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 99 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:44,825 I CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE. 100 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,960 OKAY, THEN. OH, EXCUSE ME. 101 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:48,496 FIRST UP, 102 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,831 WE HAVE PROBABILITIES-- 103 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:55,035 AS IN THE PROBABILITY THAT THIS BAND WILL FAIL 104 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:58,672 BEFORE ITS FIRST SINGLE IS EVER RELEASED. 105 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,808 - I DON'T THINK WE'RE GETTING PIE. 106 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,710 thud! 107 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,512 - MOM, I DON'T NEED HOMESCHOOLING. 108 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,314 I CAN GO TO THE PALM WOODS SCHOOL. 109 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,382 TYLER SAYS THE TEACHER IS REALLY COOL. 110 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,150 - HEY, I'M COOL. 111 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:12,320 AND THIS IS A CHANCE FOR US TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER. 112 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,754 IN THE FRESH AIR. 113 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,088 SO... 114 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:17,124 LET'S START WITH MATH. 115 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,792 HMM. 116 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,894 NEGATIVE INTEGERS. 117 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:25,599 "FIND THE ABSOLUTE VALUE OF 'X' WITH RESPECT TO"-- 118 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,034 LET'S START WITH HISTORY, 119 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,237 WHERE TODAY WE'LL TALK ABOUT... 120 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:34,942 THE PELOPONNESIAN WAR? 121 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,344 HI. 122 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,346 I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A SCHOOL AT THE PALM WOODS. 123 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:39,980 - GOOD, THEN WE'RE DONE. 124 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,482 - UH, NO. 125 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,484 WHAT I MEAN IS, I'D LIKE TO ENROLL KATIE IN THE SCHOOL. 126 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,619 - DOES SHE WORK IN TV? 127 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:46,987 - SHE WATCHES TV. 128 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,156 - IN ACCORDANCE WITH OUR A.S.P.A. MANDATE, 129 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,624 IN ORDER TO ATTEND OUR SCHOOL, 130 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,593 A STUDENT MUST BE A MEMBER OF THE UNION. 131 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:53,961 TO GET INTO THE UNION, 132 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:56,597 SHE'LL HAVE TO GET A JOB IN TV, FILM, OR MUSIC. 133 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:59,132 AND FOR THAT, SHE'LL NEED... 134 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:03,003 A TALENT MANAGER. 135 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,472 NOW, 136 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:07,375 I GET 15% OF ALL HER EARNINGS. 137 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:08,776 - 5% OR WE WALK. 138 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,411 - DEAL. 139 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,912 HERE'S A LIST OF OPEN CASTING CALLS. 140 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,381 IF SHE LANDS A COMMERCIAL, 141 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,215 SHE GETS INTO THE SCHOOL 142 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:18,285 AND DADDY GETS SOME WALKIN'-AROUND MONEY. 143 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,089 snap! 144 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:26,427 -THE ANSWER IS, "X" EQUALS 9. 145 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:30,263 - YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE IN A BOY BAND ONCE. 146 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,533 OH, AND WE THOUGHT WE HAD IT MADE. 147 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,701 HOT SONGS. 148 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,035 FLYING BUSINESS CLASS. 149 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:37,405 DRINKING MILK STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTON. 150 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,006 [exasperated groan] 151 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,774 BUT LET ME TELL YOU GUYS 152 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:44,311 THAT THAT MILK GOES SOUR PRETTY FAST. 153 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:46,847 - I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT CAN WE GET BACK TO MATH? 154 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,215 - YES, YES. 155 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:53,421 LET'S GET BACK TO MATH. 156 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,655 SO... 157 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,123 IF FOUR BOYS ARE IN A BAND 158 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,558 MAKING $10,000, 159 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,860 THEIR MANAGER GETS 15%, 160 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:02,663 THEIR RECORD SALES PLUMMET 80%, 161 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,733 WHAT PART OF THEIR DREAM IS CRUSHED? 162 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:06,967 ANYONE? ANYONE? 163 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,001 ANYONE? 164 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,871 ALL OF IT! 165 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:16,209 LET'S TURN TO PAGE 562 IN OUR TEXTBOOKS. 166 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:17,645 - WHAT DO YOU GUYS SUPPOSE IS GOING ON 167 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,346 AT THE PALM WOOD SCHOOL RIGHT NOW? 168 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,319 - OKAY, CLASS, YOUR MATH HOMEWORK TONIGHT 169 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,021 IS TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 170 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,990 girls: WHAT'S OUR ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT? 171 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,660 - TO THROW AWAY YOUR TEXTBOOKS. 172 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,227 AND IF YOU REACH INTO YOUR DESKS, 173 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:38,065 YOU'LL FIND TODAY'S SCIENCE PROJECT, WHICH IS-- 174 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,066 WATER FIGHT! 175 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,002 [cheers and laughter] 176 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:47,340 - PAY ATTENTION 177 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,209 TO THE BOARD. 178 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,347 - DID YOU GUYS JUST HAVE 179 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:55,949 THE SAME PALM WOODS SCHOOL FANTASY AS ME? 180 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,718 - WAS THE HISTORY ASSIGNMENT BUNGEE JUMPING? 181 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,152 - CLOSE ENOUGH. 182 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,254 - WE HAVE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE AND INTO THAT SCHOOL. 183 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,490 - FOLLOW MY LEAD. 184 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,691 - HEY, HEY, HEY. 185 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:04,858 NO TALKING. 186 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,060 ALL EYES ON THE BOARD. 187 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,061 THE BOARD! 188 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,196 THE BOARD! 189 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,098 - MR. SMITTY, DO THAT AGAIN. 190 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:14,001 - WHAT, THIS? 191 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,504 - DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT? - MM-HMM. 192 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:17,971 - THE PASSION, THE SNAP, 193 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,406 YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT. 194 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:20,641 - REALLY? 195 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:22,309 WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, 196 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,844 I WAS PRETTY GOOD. 197 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,913 - WHICH IS WHY YOU CAN'T GIVE UP YOUR DREAM. 198 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,616 I MEAN, SURE, YOU MAY BE TOO OLD FOR A BOY BAND, 199 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:32,820 BUT YOU'RE PERFECT FOR UM, UH-- 200 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,054 - A MAN BAND! 201 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,155 - UH, YES. - YEAH. 202 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,957 - WHICH ARE ALL THE RAGE THESE DAYS. 203 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:37,958 RIGHT? 204 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:41,695 - IN GERMANY. 205 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,330 - YOU GOT A DEMO? 206 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:44,598 I BET IT'S HOT. YEAH? 207 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:45,766 - NO, NO, NO. 208 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,535 I FLUNG THOSE ALL INTO THE OCEAN. 209 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,970 - THEN WE GOT TO RECORD YOU ONE RIGHT NOW. 210 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:52,172 - NO, NO, NO. WE COULDN'T DO THAT. 211 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:53,774 IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 212 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:57,945 I'VE PUT THIS ALL BEHIND ME. 213 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,446 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT * 214 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:02,783 * SO YOU GOTTA TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 215 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:03,984 * RUSH-- * thud! 216 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:08,255 [cheers and applause] 217 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,456 - THAT WAS GREAT. 218 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:10,958 - OH, SO GOOD. SO GOOD. 219 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,225 - YES! 220 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,427 - THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU IN GERMANY. 221 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:15,863 - JA VOLL! [giggles] 222 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:18,331 - HERE'S YOUR SUPER HOT DEMO. 223 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:19,432 - HERE'S YOUR BRIEFCASE. 224 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,234 - YES! 225 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,270 - AND HERE'S ONE TRAVELMOOSE.NET 226 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,206 ONE-WAY TICKET TO DUSSELDORF. 227 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:30,143 - OH, WHAT CAN I SAY, FELLAS, EXCEPT... 228 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,478 AUF WIEDERSEHEN? 229 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:34,114 [giggles] 230 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,950 HOO! YEAH! 231 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,385 - OKAY. 232 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,187 NOW TO TELL GUSTAVO OUR TEACHER BAILED, 233 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:41,922 AND WE NEED TO GO TO THE PALM WOODS SCHOOL AND... 234 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,123 [all scream] 235 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,158 - OH, OF COURSE YOU CAN GO THERE. 236 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,094 NOW THAT YOUR TEACHER IS OFF TO GERMANY, 237 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,962 THERE'S REALLY NO OTHER OPTION EXCEPT... 238 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,898 KELLY, GET THEM ANOTHER TEACHER! 239 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:56,637 SOMEONE UNTRICKABLE! 240 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,806 - MAN, WE WERE SO CLOSE. 241 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,173 - NO, YOU WEREN'T. 242 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,748 - "DOES A BEAR POOP IN THE FOREST? 243 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:12,152 IT DOES IF IT TAKES POOPENUSIL." 244 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,286 - YOU KNOW, SWEETIE, 245 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,655 I THINK YOU HAVE A CERTAIN QUALITY 246 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:16,890 THAT NO ONE ELSE HERE HAS. 247 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:26,233 - I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S RIGHT FOR A LAXATIVE COMMERCIAL, 248 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,635 BUT COME BACK TOMORROW. 249 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:32,239 THEY WANT A CUTE KID FOR A POTATO CHIP SPOT. 250 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,473 - CAN I FIRE YOU? 251 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,142 - NO, I'M YOUR MOTHER. 252 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,547 - SO... 253 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,549 YOU DIDN'T LIKE YOUR FIRST TEACHER? 254 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,184 WELL, I DIDN'T LIKE HIM EITHER. 255 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,419 THE MOMENT HE FELT THE HEAT, HE RAN FOR COVER. 256 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,454 BUT ME? 257 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,222 I'M BATTLE-TESTED. 258 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,457 I HAVE A BLACK BELT, 259 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:54,094 AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HIT YOU WITH IT. 260 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,429 AND THERE IS NOTHING, 261 00:09:56,496 --> 00:10:00,500 NOTHING YOU CAN SAY OR DO 262 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:05,806 TO GET ME TO LEAVE. 263 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,808 - HERE'S THE KEYS TO THE PORSCHE OUT FRONT. 264 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:11,478 LEAVE NOW AND IT'S YOURS. 265 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,980 - KELLY! 266 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,682 HAVE YOU SEEN THE KEYS TO MY-- 267 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,150 [engine revving, tires squealing] 268 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:21,554 [Gustavo screaming] 269 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,090 - YOU KNOW HE'S NOT GONNA GIVE UP. 270 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,491 - KELLY, 271 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,260 A PROPER EDUCATION IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US, 272 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,229 AND THIS IS A SUPPLY CLOSET. 273 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,431 - ATTENTION, STUDENTS. 274 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:33,767 PLEASE REPORT TO PRINCIPAL ROCQUE'S OFFICE. 275 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,603 ALL STUDENTS TO PRINCIPAL ROCQUE'S OFFICE. 276 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,944 - BOYS, I CARE ABOUT YOU. 277 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,412 I DO. 278 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,481 - AND I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU A STORY FROM MY YOUTH. 279 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,919 MY PRINCIPAL WAS A JERK. 280 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,955 AND I VOWED THAT SOME DAY 281 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,623 I WOULD BE A PRINCIPAL; 282 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:57,858 A GOOD ONE-- 283 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,693 FAIR, 284 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,729 PLEASANT-- 285 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,130 - BUT YOU'RE NONE OF THOSE THINGS. 286 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,733 - HEY! THINGS DON'T ALWAYS WORK OUT! 287 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,000 BOTTOM LINE IS, 288 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,369 YOU BOYS ARE STAYING IN THE SCHOOL OF ROCQUE. 289 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,471 END OF STORY. 290 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:12,740 - BUT, GUSTAVO... 291 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:13,907 [tapping] 292 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,375 PRINCIPAL ROCQUE. 293 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,509 IT'S JUST, 294 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:17,978 THIS SCHOOL ISN'T MEETING OUR SOCIAL 295 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,379 AND EDUCATIONAL NEEDS. 296 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:20,981 WE NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE THAT ACTUALLY FEELS 297 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,082 LIKE A REAL SCHOOL. 298 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,751 - WITH GIRLS. - AND FIELD TRIPS. 299 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,052 - AND PIE! 300 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,888 - YOU GO TO MY SCHOOL; YOU PLAY BY MY RULES. 301 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:31,058 AND I WILL FIND A TEACHER THAT WILL ENFORCE THOSE RULES. 302 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:35,028 A W.W.E. SUPERSTAR SUPER TEACHER! 303 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,396 - [laughs] 304 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,597 WHO ARE YOU GONNA GET? 305 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,532 CHRIS "THE MASTERPIECE" MASTERS? 306 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:44,772 [laughs] 307 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:49,176 - [screaming] 308 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,178 - I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. 309 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:02,455 - OKAY, CLASS, LET'S GET STARTED. 310 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,891 - IS THAT REALLY CHRIS MASTERS? 311 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,793 - THAT'S RIGHT. 312 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,494 W.W.E. CHAMPION 313 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,662 AND THE ONLY CERTIFIED A.S.P.A. TEACHER 314 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,799 TRAINED TO USE THE MASTER LOCK. 315 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,000 - THAT'S RIGHT. 316 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,802 AND I BELIEVE THAT THE KEY TO A SOUND MIND 317 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,169 IS A HEALTHY BODY. 318 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,171 SO THROW YOUR BOOKS AWAY. 319 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,874 THROW YOUR BOOKS AWAY. 320 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,142 ALL RIGHT. 321 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,176 NOW I WANT YOU GUYS TO LIFT YOUR DESKS. 322 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,244 - EXCUSE ME? 323 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:27,147 - LIFT YOUR DESKS! 324 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,049 NOW GIVE ME 500 DESK PRESSES! 325 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,017 COUNT THEM OUT! 326 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,151 all: [grunting] 327 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,219 ONE... 328 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,386 TWO... - UP! 329 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,354 all: THREE... - UP! 330 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,857 all: FOUR... [screaming] 331 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,099 - I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER DAY AT THE SCHOOL OF ROCQUE. 332 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,835 - I CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS. 333 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,202 - HEY, GUYS! HIGH FIVE! 334 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,871 [all moan] 335 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,106 - TYLER, WHAT ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT? 336 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:58,846 - MISS COLLINS SAYS WE'RE HAVING CLASS OUTSIDE TODAY! 337 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:01,114 all: CLASS OUTSIDE... 338 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,019 - ALL RIGHT, CLASS, IT'S TIME FOR GEOGRAPHY, 339 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,856 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 340 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,390 HAVE FUN! 341 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,326 [all cheering] 342 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,071 girls: COME ON! 343 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,939 COME ON! 344 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,075 COME ON! 345 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,642 - COME ON! 346 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,444 YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 347 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,346 - MINE HAD GLOBE BEACH BALLS. 348 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,781 - MINE HAD POOL PIE. 349 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,649 - MINE HAD A LOW STUDENT-TEACHER RATIO. 350 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,686 - BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET RID OF MR. MASTERPIECE? 351 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,255 - MY MOM PACKED US CORN CHOWDER FOR LUNCH TODAY, RIGHT? 352 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,160 - KATIE KNIGHT? 353 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,297 KATIE KNIGHT IS NEXT. 354 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,900 - WE ARE GOING TO GET YOU INTO THAT PALM WOODS SCHOOL TODAY. 355 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,601 SO JUST GO AND BE YOURSELF. 356 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,903 NO, WAIT! DON'T BE YOURSELF. 357 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,538 BE AN ANGEL WHO LISTENS AND IS POLITE. 358 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,375 - OKAY, KATIE, 359 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,676 HOLD UP THE BAG OF CHIPS; 360 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,279 LOOK INTO THE CAMERA. 361 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,681 - WHEN YOU HEAR THE CRUNCH, IT'S A CHIP. 362 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:12,685 BUT WHEN YOU SMELL THE CRUNCH, IT'S O'CHIPPIGANS. 363 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:16,189 AND WHEN YOU SMELL GARBAGE, IT'S THIS COMMERCIAL. 364 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,557 - EXCUSE ME? 365 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,026 - THIS STUFF IS NOTHING BUT A HEART ATTACK 366 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,527 THAT GOES GOOD WITH DIP. 367 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,662 I'D BE BETTER OFF STEPPING IN FRONT OF A BUS... 368 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,565 OF LARD. 369 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:28,768 - KATIE! 370 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,238 - NOW LET ME JOT DOWN SOMETHING 371 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,440 ON HOW FITNESS AND BODY OIL 372 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,708 HELPS BUILD A STRONG IMMUNE SYSTEM. 373 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,523 - [retching] 374 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,059 - WHOA. WHOA. 375 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,126 WHOA. WHOA. 376 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,462 - AWESOME: CHUNKY VOMIT! 377 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,230 - HEY, DON'T TOUCH THAT. 378 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,631 DON'T TOUCH THAT. 379 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,068 GERMS! 380 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,703 - OH, GOOD! - NO. 381 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,673 [all laughing and shouting indistinctly] 382 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,841 - [screams] 383 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,415 - THOSE KIDS ARE ANIMALS! 384 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,690 thud! 385 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,893 - THE A.S.P.A. OFFICIAL SCHOOL REGISTRY? 386 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:30,463 - AND IT'S FILLED WITH EVERY A.S.P.A.-LICENSED TEACHER 387 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,700 THAT I CAN AND WILL CALL. 388 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,168 EVERY TIME YOU CHASE ONE OFF, 389 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:39,006 I HAVE 10,000 WAITING IN THE WINGS. 390 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,673 - WHOA! thud! 391 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,010 - IT'S A BIG BOOK, GUYS. 392 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,012 YOUR NEXT TEACHER WILL BE HERE IN 30 MINUTES. 393 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:48,281 - YOU PLAY BY MY RULES. 394 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,582 I WIN! 395 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,219 I'M GOING TO LAUGH AND LEAVE VICTORIOUS NOW. 396 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,455 [laughs maniacally] 397 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,330 - WELL, I GUESS WE CAN KISS THE PALM WOODS SCHOOL GOOD-BYE. 398 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,597 - MAYBE NOT. 399 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,133 THIS ISN'T JUST A LIST OF TEACHERS. 400 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,136 IT ALSO HAS THE RULES EVERY A.S.P.A. SCHOOL NEEDS TO FOLLOW. 401 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,572 - I SMELL BRAIN. 402 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,108 - OKAY, ACCORDING TO THIS, WE'RE ENTITLED TO HOT LUNCHES, 403 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,810 OUTDOOR BREAKS, AND INTERSCHOLASTIC SPORTS PROGRAMS. 404 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,046 - WE DIDN'T GET ANY OF THAT. 405 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,347 - EXACTLY. 406 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,549 SO IF GUSTAVO WANTS TO HAVE A SCHOOL HERE-- 407 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,651 - HE'S GOT TO PLAY BY THESE RULES. 408 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:25,852 - I SMELL PLAN. 409 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,124 - KELLY! 410 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,260 WHICH TIE MAKES ME LOOK MORE PRINCIPALLY? 411 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,727 - THE UGLY ONE. 412 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,073 - OH, HEY, PRINCIPAL ROCQUE. 413 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:52,245 - HEY! 414 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,613 I HOPE THERE'S A GOOD REASON 415 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,649 MY CONTROL ROOM IS FILLED WITH YOUR SWEATY SOCKS! 416 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,686 - WELL, A.S.P.A. RULE 209 417 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,455 STATES THAT ALL STUDENTS MUST HAVE ADEQUATE STORAGE 418 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,091 FOR PERSONAL BELONGINGS. 419 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:07,160 - WHICH THE SCHOOL OF ROCQUE HASN'T PROVIDED. 420 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,695 - OH, I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS. 421 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,510 - HEY! 422 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,012 THAT SHELF IS FOR MY AWARDS! 423 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,514 - YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN VIOLATION 424 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,682 OF A.S.P.A. RULES, WOULD YOU? 425 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:34,020 - YOU COULD LOSE YOUR BUSINESS. 426 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,323 - THEY'RE RIGHT. 427 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,891 - FIND A PLACE FOR THE DOGS TO KEEP THEIR SMELLY STUFF, 428 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,761 WHICH IS NOT IN MY OFFICE! 429 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,663 AND WHERE'S YOUR TEACHER? 430 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,598 - YEAH, WE TOLD HIM A.S.P.A. ENSURES TEACHERS 431 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,833 FIVE PAID SICK DAYS 432 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,468 AND TWO PERSONAL DAYS A YEAR. 433 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:52,872 - WHOO-HOO! 434 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,208 SO LONG, SUCKERS! 435 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,177 [laughs] 436 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,911 - SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL DAY TO ME. 437 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,747 - [whimpers] 438 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,218 - "ALL LAUNDRY DETERGENTS FIGHT STAINS. 439 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,587 BUT FOR SUDS-O, IT'S PERSONAL." 440 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:08,555 I'M NOT SAYING THIS. 441 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,022 - SAY IT. 442 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,925 WE NEED TO GET YOU INTO THE PALM WOODS SCHOOL. 443 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,527 - WHY WOULD THEY CAST HER? 444 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,963 SHE COULDN'T SELL BACON TO A DOG. 445 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,765 - WHAT IF I KICK YOUR BACON? 446 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,201 - DON'T STOOP TO HIS LEVEL, HONEY. 447 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,402 KIDS. 448 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,837 - WELL, I THINK SHE'S JUST ADORABLE, 449 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,173 THE WAY SHE THINKS SHE HAS A CHANCE 450 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,441 AGAINST MY ELLIOT. 451 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,944 I MEAN, LOOK AT HER. 452 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,446 - OH, IT'S ON! 453 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,283 - [growls] 454 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,017 - YOUR MOM IS A FREAK! 455 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,852 - [grunts] 456 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,354 PILE DRIVER! 457 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,755 thud! 458 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,057 [all grunting] 459 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,893 TAKE IT BACK! - UNCLE! 460 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,795 - OKAY, NEXT UP IS KATIE KNIGHT. 461 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,764 KATIE? 462 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,000 [grunting stops abruptly] 463 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,069 - SHE'S NOT GETTING THE PART, IS SHE? 464 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,072 - KEEP LOOKING! 465 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,208 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING IN THIS BOOK 466 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,409 THAT WILL MAKE ME WIN. 467 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,810 - I'M READING THROUGH IT FOR THE FOURTH TIME! 468 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,212 - READ HARDER! 469 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,913 - JUST LET THEM GO TO SCHOOL AT THE PALM WOODS. 470 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,748 - THE DAY I LET THEM BEAT ME IS THE DAY I-- 471 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:09,782 IS THAT A GOAT? 472 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,251 - [bleats] 473 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,552 [bleating continues] 474 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,654 - EVERY A.S.P.A. SCHOOL 475 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:18,325 HAS THE RIGHT TO A SCHOOL MASCOT. 476 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:22,662 [basketball horn blows] 477 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,298 - YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH A.S.P.A.'S STANCE 478 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,234 ON INTERSCHOLASTIC ATHLETICS, RIGHT? 479 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,235 - HUH? 480 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,469 - DID YOU SEE OUR GOAT? 481 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,603 - [bleats] 482 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,871 WE CALL HIM GUS. 483 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:32,972 GUS TAVO. 484 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:33,940 GET IT? 485 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,742 [buzzing] 486 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,244 crowd: WIN, TIGERS, WIN! 487 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,011 WIN, TIGERS, WIN! 488 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,547 WIN, TIGERS, WIN! 489 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,382 WIN, TIGERS, WIN! 490 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,417 WIN, TIGERS, WIN! 491 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,253 WIN, TIGERS, WIN! 492 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,887 WIN, TIGERS, WIN! - [bleats] 493 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,122 WIN, TIGERS, WIN! 494 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:53,326 - WE'RE PLAYING THE CAST OF HOPELESS HOUSEWIVES. 495 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,094 - OH, DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE SCORE. 496 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,062 WE'RE PLAYING GREAT. 497 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,530 - [whistle blows] 498 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,798 - [yelps] 499 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,468 [cheers and applause] 500 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,702 - GO, GOATS! 501 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,970 WHOO-HOO! 502 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,338 - HEY! 503 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:09,008 - HEY, IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM, JOIN THEM. 504 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,278 [whistle blows] 505 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,579 - GET OUT OF MY STUDIO! 506 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,580 GET OUT! COME ON! 507 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,449 GET OUT-- - OH, I'M IN. 508 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,084 - [screams] 509 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,786 [scuffling] 510 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,321 - COME ON, COME ON. 511 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,122 - OH, JAMES! JAMES! 512 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,658 [indistinct cheering] 513 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:26,959 [buzzer] 514 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,861 [loud percussive crash] 515 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,230 - [screams] 516 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:36,035 [cheers and applause] 517 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,870 - SORRY, GUSTAVO. 518 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,839 WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME. 519 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,240 - PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 520 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,642 NOW! 521 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,246 I AM THE PRINCIPAL OF THE SCHOOL. 522 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,316 AND I DO NOT GIVE IN TO DEMANDS 523 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:53,720 AND HOOLIGANISTIC TACTICS DON'T SCARE ME. 524 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,987 SABOTAGE? 525 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,923 SHMOOBOTAGE. 526 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:57,957 YOU 527 00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,058 CANNOT 528 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,394 BEAT ME! 529 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,096 NOW, WHAT YOU'VE DONE HERE CAN NOT 530 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,599 AND WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. 531 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,336 WHICH IS WHY I HEREBY 532 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,970 EXPEL YOU! 533 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,339 - WHAT? 534 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,340 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 535 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,841 - IT MEANS... 536 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:18,345 YOU ARE HEREBY KICKED OUT OF THE SCHOOL OF ROCQUE! 537 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:21,414 NOW GET OUT. 538 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,582 GO ON. 539 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,016 - I GUESS-- [clears throat] 540 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,553 - MOVE IT! 541 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,121 [groans] 542 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,657 IT WASN'T EASY, 543 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,559 BUT THEY NEEDED TO BE DISCIPLINED. 544 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,060 - SO FROM NOW ON, I'LL PICK THE GUYS UP 545 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,127 FROM THE PALM WOODS SCHOOL 546 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,729 AND BRING THEM HERE BY 12:30. 547 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,030 - YEP. 548 00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:41,233 [guys hooting and hollering] 549 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,237 - KIDS DON'T ALWAYS GET ALONG, 550 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,806 BUT THEY DO ALWAYS GET DIRTY. 551 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,175 SO IF YOURS ARE MUD-MAGNETS LIKE MINE, 552 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,711 BE SURE TO USE SUDS-O LAUNDRY DETERGENT. 553 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:56,383 THE ONLY DETERGENT THAT KNOCKS OUT STAINS. 554 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,517 - NICE JOB. 555 00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:01,388 - I AM LOVING THIS TOWN. 556 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,255 - SO AM I. 557 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,462 - OKAY. 558 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:14,200 TIME TO DO SCHOOL, PALM WOODS STYLE. 559 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,970 - HELLO, LADIES. 560 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,407 - OKAY, CLASS, LET'S START WITH SCIENCE. 561 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,510 WHERE WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT WATER DISPLACEMENT. 562 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:26,446 [guys all screaming and shouting] 563 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:35,955 [shouting continues] 564 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,732 - THIS SCHOOL WAS MUCH MORE FUN IN OUR FANTASIES, 565 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:46,666 WASN'T IT? 566 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,735 all: YEP. 567 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:02,449 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com