1 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,012 - WHAT'S UP WITH THE EMPTY BAKED BEAN CANS? 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,281 [together] CARLITOS. 3 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,815 - HE'S ATTEMPTING TO SET 4 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,717 THE UNDERWATER FART WORLD RECORD. 5 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:18,419 - BUT HE'S TOO FAR DOWN. 6 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:20,854 UNDERWATER FARTS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE 7 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:26,127 AT WATER PRESSURE IN EXCESS OF 4.2 POUNDS PER SQUARE INCH. 8 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:27,295 WHAT? 9 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,463 IT'S BASIC FARTOLOGY. 10 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:33,934 - SO HOW DO WE KNOW WHEN IT'S COMING? 11 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:37,971 - I'M NOT SURE. 12 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:38,972 - WHOO! 13 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:42,042 [cheering] 14 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,511 - DID YOU GET THAT ON VIDEO? 15 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,645 [electricity zapping] 16 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,314 - SHOULD IT BE SMOKING LIKE THIS? 17 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,215 - MAN! - OH, MAN. 18 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,083 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 19 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,018 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 20 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:52,853 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 21 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:57,057 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME * 22 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,959 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 23 00:00:59,026 --> 00:01:00,861 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 24 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:03,964 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME * 25 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:05,032 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 26 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,867 - * HEY, HEY * 27 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,969 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW * 28 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,704 - * HEY, HEY * 29 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,906 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 30 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:14,575 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 31 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:15,809 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 32 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:16,944 - * OH * 33 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,312 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 34 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,848 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 35 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,216 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK * 36 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,885 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 37 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:28,489 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 38 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:33,294 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 39 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:38,932 * FAMOUS * 40 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:43,471 * YOU WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO'S LIVING THE LIFE * 41 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,206 - AND CUT! 42 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,207 - IT SOUNDED GREAT, RIGHT? 43 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:47,875 - NO. 44 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,310 GREEN DAY SOUNDS GREAT. 45 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:51,445 YOU GUYS DIDN'T MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT. 46 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:52,680 - OH, GUSTAVO! - COME ON! 47 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:53,747 - YOU BETTER-- 48 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,549 [muffled shouting] 49 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,185 - [mouthing words] 50 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,453 - WHY CAN'T YOU TELL THEM THEY SOUND GOOD? 51 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,489 OR THANK THEM FOR ALL THEIR HARD WORK? 52 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:05,626 - SHOWING THANKS IS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS. 53 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:08,862 AND BESIDES, YOU DON'T HEAR THEM THANKING ME. 54 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:12,233 - GUSTAVO. 55 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,467 WE JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU. 56 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,802 - YEAH, THANK YOU. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 57 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:15,836 - SO MUCH FUN. 58 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:18,038 - IT'S BEEN A BLAST. 59 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:21,074 - I JUST WANTED TO SAY 60 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:24,812 YOU GUYS ARE... 61 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:27,415 DONE FOR THE DAY. 62 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,117 KELLY AND I ARE OFF TO NORTH CAROLINA. 63 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:32,220 - OOH, CAN YOU BRING US BACK A TAR HEEL? 64 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:34,988 - OOH, I'M THINKING ABOUT BRINGING BACK A HOT NEW BAND 65 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:39,360 THAT I CAN REPLACE YOU WITH WHEN YOU INEVITABLY FAIL ME. 66 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:42,663 all: REPLACE US? 67 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:43,831 - GUSTAVO! - STOP! 68 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,233 - YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. YOU CAN'T-- 69 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:46,434 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA REPLACE US, 70 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,536 NOT AFTER YOU SEE MY NEW HEAD SHOTS. 71 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,037 ONE HOT YOUNG DOCTOR, 72 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,240 ONE HOT GREASY MECHANIC. 73 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,707 OOH, OOH. 74 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,277 - OOH, I'LL PUT THESE WITH THE OTHERS. 75 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:57,945 - [yelps] 76 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,348 - KELLY, WHO'D YOU GET TO HOUSE-SIT MY MANSION? 77 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,616 - OH, YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULD TAKE CARE OF THAT. 78 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,253 - THERE IS NO WAY I WOULD HAVE EVER SAID-- 79 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:06,654 [recorder beeps] 80 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,056 KELLY, I'LL FIND SOMEONE TO HOUSE-SIT MY MANSION. 81 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,258 [groans] 82 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,560 - I RECORD EVERYTHING NOW. 83 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,762 - YOU CAN PLAY YOUR BLAME GAME LATER. 84 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:19,333 MEANWHILE, WHO'S GONNA DUST MY 100-INCH PLASMA, 85 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,336 FEED MY EXOTIC PETS, 86 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,405 AND MAKE SURE MY $1 MILLION MEDIA ROOM 87 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:27,608 STAYS SET AT 68 DEGREES? 88 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:29,142 all: WE'LL MANSION-SIT FOR YOU. 89 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:32,746 - OH, YOU WANT ME TO LET THE MONKEYS MANSION-SIT? 90 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:34,648 - YEAH, I THOUGHT WE WERE DOGS. 91 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,149 - YOU'RE MONKEY DOGS. 92 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:40,354 AND THE ANSWER IS NO. 93 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,356 - CAN I SEE YOU IN YOUR OFFICE, PLEASE? 94 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,325 - MM. 95 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,462 - I THINK YOU SHOULD LET THE GUYS HOUSE-SIT. 96 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,464 IT WOULD BE A GREAT WAY TO THANK THEM 97 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,865 FOR ALL OF THEIR HARD WORK. 98 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,734 - IT'S "MANSION-SIT." 99 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:56,203 AND THE ANSWER IS STILL NO. 100 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,805 GET FREIGHT TRAIN TO DO IT. 101 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,172 - DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED 102 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,409 THE LAST TIME FREIGHT TRAIN WATCHED THE MANSION? 103 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:04,312 [lively piano music] 104 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:07,047 [statue shattering] 105 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:09,116 * * 106 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:10,318 - GOOD POINT. 107 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,852 - OUR FLIGHT LEAVES IN 49 MINUTES. 108 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,422 YOU NEED A HOUSE SITTER NOW. 109 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:18,158 - GET THEM IN HERE. 110 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:20,328 [all yelling] 111 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:21,329 - WHAT'S UP? 112 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:22,696 - HEY, MAN. WE WERE JUST-- 113 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,864 - WE WERE JUST HANGING OUT. 114 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,400 - THERE ARE FIVE MANSION-SITTING RULES 115 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,168 AT CASA GUSTAVO. 116 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:33,474 ONE, STAY OUT OF MY MEDIA ROOM. 117 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:34,708 [chime dings] 118 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:39,813 TWO, DO NOT OPEN MY LIVING ROOM FRIDGE. 119 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,814 [chime dings] 120 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,451 THREE, KEEP THE BUTTS 121 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:47,821 OFF MY $40,000 FEDERICO BENINI COUCH. 122 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,790 [whip cracks] 123 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:56,196 FOUR, DO NOT TOUCH MY PERUVIAN HAIRLESS CAT, MONTY. 124 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:57,365 - OOH, I LOVE CATS. 125 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:58,532 - DON'T TOUCH HIM! 126 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,568 - I DON'T EVEN LIKE CATS. 127 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,102 - AND FIVE, 128 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:05,373 IF ANYTHING-- ANYTHING! 129 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:08,542 IS BROKEN IN MY MANSION, 130 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:13,013 YOU ARE ALL FIRED! 131 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,382 ARE WE CLEAR? 132 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,783 all: YES! 133 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,184 [cheering and laughing] 134 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,719 - NO. 135 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,888 - MOM, JUST ONE NIGHT. 136 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,055 - YOU'RE TOO YOUNG. 137 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,624 - [scoffs] I'M NOT TOO YOUNG. 138 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,192 I'M 16. 139 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:26,394 - TOGETHER, WE'RE 64. 140 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,596 THAT'S OLDER THAN YOU. 141 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:32,032 I MEAN, THAT IS OLDER THAN YOU, ISN'T IT? 142 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,300 - EAT. - OKAY. 143 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:34,768 - MOM. 144 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,405 IT'S TIME YOU STOPPED TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD. 145 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:40,441 AND IT'S ALSO TIME YOU STOP FEEDING ME 146 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,776 DINOSAUR-SHAPED CHICKEN. 147 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,678 - YOU LOVE YOUR DINOSAUR CHICKEN. 148 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,480 - YEAH, WHEN I WAS EIGHT. 149 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,716 - YEAH, WE ARE MEN NOW, MRS. KNIGHT. 150 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,652 [all roaring] 151 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,425 - [sighs] 152 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,460 MOM. 153 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,129 IT'S TIME. 154 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,065 - I WANT HOURLY UPDATES. 155 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,066 - YES! 156 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,535 [all cheering] 157 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,202 - YOU KNOCKED OVER MY CHOCOLATE MILK. 158 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,971 - [gnaws loudly] 159 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,173 [yelling] 160 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,274 - WHOA! 161 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:18,846 [yelling] 162 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,482 - I'LL BE IN CHARGE. 163 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,286 - YEAH! 164 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:27,855 - WHOO! - DUDE! 165 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:30,023 - OKAY, I SET MY PHONE NUMBER IN ALL YOUR SPEED DIALS. 166 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,992 JUST DIAL "M" FOR "MOMMY." 167 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,093 - MOM. 168 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,995 - AND I BROUGHT YOUR JAMMIES FOR YOU. 169 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,163 - [groans] MOM. 170 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,631 - OKAY. 171 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,667 HAVE FUN. 172 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:40,934 KATIE, YOU'RE NOT STAYING. 173 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,570 GET OUT OF THE DUFFEL BAG. 174 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:43,737 [zipper unzipping] 175 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,473 - FINE. 176 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,641 - SORRY, KATIE. - SEE YOU. 177 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:51,612 [all yelling and cheering] 178 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:54,682 [classical piano music] 179 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:58,385 * * 180 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,788 - A HELMET RACK! OH! 181 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,856 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 182 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:03,991 - LOOK, WE PROMISED THAT 183 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,126 WE WOULD DO THIS IN A RESPONSIBLE MANNER. 184 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:09,530 NOW, WE HAVE 64 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE BETWEEN US IN-- 185 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,164 WHO AM I KIDDING? 186 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,900 I'LL RACE YOU TO THE MEDIA ROOM! 187 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:15,836 [cheering] 188 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,010 all: * DO YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS? * 189 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,645 - * FAMOUS * 190 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:28,749 all: * WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO'S LIVING THE LIFE? * 191 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,853 - THAT WAS GREAT. - YEAH. 192 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,557 - AND NOW TO BREAK THEIR SPIRITS. 193 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:38,526 WINDMILLS, 194 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:43,263 THAT WAS AMAZING...LY AVERAGE. 195 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,632 - OH, W-WELL HOW CAN WE MAKE IT BETTER, 196 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:45,966 MR. ROCQUE, SIR? 197 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,100 - I'LL TELL YOU HOW YOU CAN-- 198 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,636 I'M SORRY. DID YOU CALL ME SIR? 199 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:49,870 - YES, SIR. 200 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:53,273 WE HAVE TOTAL RESPECT FOR YOUR JUDGMENT. 201 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,775 - DO YOU BELIEVE THIS? 202 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,043 THEY SING AMAZING. 203 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:57,978 THEY RESPECT ME. 204 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,147 AND I AM SO NOT MISSING KENDALL 205 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,150 AND HIS PACK OF MONKEY DOGS RIGHT NOW. 206 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,285 - NOW WATCH THE BIRDIE, BOYS. 207 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:09,289 - MISS IT! MISS IT! 208 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:10,457 - YEAH! 209 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:11,458 OH! 210 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:12,593 - GOD! 211 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,161 - THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME, 212 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:18,566 THE FOUR OF US KICKING BACK IN A MANSION. 213 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:19,933 - WHERE WE'VE BROKEN RULE NUMBER ONE 214 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,902 BY ENTERING THE MEDIA ROOM, 215 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,303 BUT IT STOPS HERE, RIGHT? 216 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:26,640 all: RIGHT. 217 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,876 - WHY DO YOU THINK GUSTAVO LOCKS HIS FRIDGE? 218 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,110 - I BET HE KEEPS HIS HEART IN THERE. 219 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,779 - OR HIS VICTIMS. 220 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,213 - OR FOOD. 221 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,015 - WELL, ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 222 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,416 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, ARE YOU CRAZY? 223 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:40,253 DON'T YOU REMEMBER MANSION-SITTING RULE NUMBER TWO? 224 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,454 - RULE NUMBER TWO, 225 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:42,756 HELP YOURSELVES TO ANYTHING YOU WANT 226 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,958 IN MY LIVING ROOM FRIDGE. 227 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,694 - THAT WAS NOT IT. 228 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,161 all: YES, IT WAS. 229 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,663 - STEP ASIDE, BOYS. 230 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,164 MY UNCLE WAS A LOCKSMITH. 231 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,499 YOU JUST PLACE YOUR HANDS 232 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,002 BETWEEN THE CYLINDER AND THE CENTRAL HOUSING 233 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,270 AND THEN HIT IT WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER! 234 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:01,809 [screams] 235 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:05,012 [angelic vocalizing] 236 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,279 [triumphant music] 237 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:07,615 - [gasps] 238 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:10,117 * * 239 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,252 all: PUDDING! 240 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:16,256 [all shouting] 241 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,692 - LOOK AT HIM. HE'S TEN HERE. 242 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:22,062 HE STILL NEEDED ME TO WIPE HIS NOSE. 243 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,764 OOH, HE'S TWO THERE. 244 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:24,932 NEEDED ME TO WIPE EVERYTHING. 245 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,366 - OKAY, I GET IT. 246 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,301 THERE WAS A LOT OF WIPING. 247 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,903 CAN WE STOP NOW, MOM? 248 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,138 - I'M SORRY. 249 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:34,441 I'M NOT USED TO THIS EMPTY NEST THING. 250 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:37,310 - HELLO? I'M RIGHT HERE. 251 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,511 - PLEASE, YOU HAVEN'T NEEDED ME 252 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:41,048 SINCE YOU LEARNED TO WIN AT FIVE CARD STUD. 253 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,182 MAYBE IT'S JUST TIME FOR ME 254 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,251 TO FIND A NICE ICE FLOE SOMEWHERE 255 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:48,689 AND FLOAT OUT TO SEA. 256 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,123 - OHH! 257 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,759 - KATIE, WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY? 258 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,694 - MY TUMMY HURTS. 259 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,128 - I SHOULD TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE. 260 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,330 [clock ticking] 261 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,733 - MOM, CAN YOU GET ME A BLANKET? 262 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,377 - OOH, 103. 263 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,846 STOMACH FLU. 264 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:13,914 DON'T YOU WORRY. 265 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,048 MOMMY'S GONNA TAKE GOOD CARE 266 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,283 OF HER LITTLE PRINCESS. 267 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,685 - MAYBE--OHH-- 268 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,520 SOME ONLINE POKER WILL SETTLE MY STOMACH. 269 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:21,955 - I WAS THINKING GINGER ALE. 270 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:26,326 BUT ANYTHING FOR MY LITTLE BABY. 271 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,996 [laughter] 272 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:33,066 - AND TO THINK, GUSTAVO DIDN'T TRUST US. 273 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,234 OOH. 274 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,474 [screaming] 275 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,944 - GUSTAVO'S $40,000 COUCH! 276 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,179 - GET YOUR BUTTS OFF HIS COUCH WAS RULE NUMBER THREE. 277 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,048 - NO, IT WASN'T. 278 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,516 - RULE NUMBER THREE, 279 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:54,922 KEEP YOUR BUTTS OFF MY $40,000 FEDERICO BENINI COUCH. 280 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,690 - OKAY, MAYBE IT WAS. 281 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,025 - GUSTAVO'S GONNA KILL US. 282 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,127 AND WE'RE ONLY 64 YEARS OLD. 283 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,995 - WHICH MEANS WE ARE MORE THAN CAPABLE 284 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,732 OF REMOVING A PUDDING STAIN FROM A COUCH. 285 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,299 LOGAN BRAIN NOW. 286 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,501 - RIGHT, OKAY, UM... 287 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,738 GUSTAVO HAS A CAT, RIGHT? 288 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:13,040 AND CAT LITTER'S MAIN INGREDIENT IS BENTONITE, 289 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,308 WHICH AS WE ALL KNOW, IS A NATURAL ABSORBENT. 290 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,410 - CARLOS, GET THE CAT LITTER. 291 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,612 JAMES, OPEN THE DOOR TO AIR OUT THE SMELL. 292 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:23,751 MOVE! 293 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,353 - OKAY. 294 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,756 - THERE, NOW WE JUST RELAX AND WAIT. 295 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,257 [cat meows] 296 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,391 [screaming] 297 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,926 WHOA, WHAT IS THAT THING? 298 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,895 - OH, IT MUST BE HIS CAT. 299 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:35,996 - THAT'S CAT? 300 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,431 - J-JUST GET HIM OFF BEFORE HE-- 301 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,934 all: MARKS HIS TERRITORY. 302 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,102 - GET HIM OFF THE COUCH. 303 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,536 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 304 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,106 [cat yowls] 305 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,207 UH-OH. 306 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,910 - THERE GOES RULE NUMBER FOUR. 307 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,879 [thumping club music] 308 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:52,946 - DISCO BALL! 309 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:53,947 [screams] 310 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,182 - RULE NUMBER FIVE! 311 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,584 IF WE BREAK ANYTHING, WE'RE FIRED! 312 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:00,153 - EVERYBODY, JUST CALM DOWN. 313 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,790 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GET THE STAIN OFF THE COUCH, 314 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:03,991 FIND THE CAT, 315 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,859 AND RAISE THE DISCO BALL. 316 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,395 WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. 317 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,963 ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 318 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,131 [cheering] 319 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,100 [alarms blaring] 320 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,335 [extinguisher hissing] 321 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,105 - I CAN'T FIND THE CAT AT ALL. 322 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,472 - I THINK I BROKE THE STATUE. 323 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,008 [extinguisher hissing] 324 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,309 - WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, 325 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,877 THIS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE, RIGHT? 326 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,345 [Carlos screaming] 327 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,180 - THE ALLIGATOR'S LOOSE! 328 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,882 THE ALLIGATOR'S LOOSE! 329 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:29,917 - WAIT, IS THERE A-- 330 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,285 WHY IS THERE AN ALLIGATOR? 331 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,054 - GET HIM! GET HIM! 332 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:37,557 - * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 333 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,462 [alligator growling] 334 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,897 - HOW DID AN ALLIGATOR GET IN HERE? 335 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,299 - I OPENED THE BACK DOOR TO LET THE SMOKE OUT, 336 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,101 AND IT CRAWLED IN FROM GUSTAVO'S MOAT. 337 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,402 both: HIS MOAT? 338 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,004 - NICE ALLIGATOR. 339 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,874 FOLLOW THE MEAT. 340 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:54,942 THAT'S IT. 341 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,076 CLOSE THE DOOR. CLOSE THE DOOR. 342 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,110 CLOSE THE DOOR! 343 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,111 - WHOO! 344 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,079 [cheering] 345 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,347 - [sighs] 346 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:04,184 NOW JUST TO FIND GUSTAVO'S FREAKY BALD CAT 347 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,752 SO GUSTAVO DOESN'T KILL US. 348 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,154 - CALL THE FBI. 349 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,588 - FOR A MISSING CAT? 350 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,324 THE FBI ONLY WORKS WITH SERIOUS CRIMES. 351 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,194 - OH, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. 352 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,463 FBI, HELP! 353 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,132 MY HAIR IS LIMP AND LIFELESS. 354 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,367 [dial tone hums] HELLO? 355 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,402 HELLO? 356 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,938 I KNOW ONE OF YOU USED ALL MY CUDA MASSIVE HOLD. 357 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,339 - FOCUS. 358 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,441 NOW, THERE'S ONLY THREE POSSIBLE PLACES 359 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,977 THE CAT COULD BE HIDING. 360 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,045 ONE, HE'S ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 361 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,914 TWO, HE'S HIDING UP A TREE. 362 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,516 [alligator burps] 363 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,651 AND THAT WOULD BE THREE. 364 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,120 [groans] 365 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,389 all: * DO YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS? * 366 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,091 - * FAMOUS * 367 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,027 all: * WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO'S GETTING THE BEAT RIGHT? * 368 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,997 - UNBELIEVABLE. 369 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,465 I ASKED THEM TO SHAVE THREE SECONDS OFF THE SONG, 370 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,534 AND THEY DID. 371 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,802 - AND YOU THINK THAT 372 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,038 THEY'RE GUSTAVO ROCQUE-STAR MATERIAL? 373 00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,506 - WHO CARES? 374 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:04,411 THEY DO EVERYTHING I SAY. 375 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:08,415 BOYS, SING THE LAST NOTE IN THE KEY OF "G." 376 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:12,285 all: * AH * 377 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,721 - NOW DO IT IN TIBETAN THROAT SINGING. 378 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:18,291 [all humming hoarsely] 379 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,727 - NOW GO GET ME A PULLED PORK SANDWICH. 380 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,762 all: YES, SIR, MR. ROCQUE. 381 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:23,931 [door slams] 382 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,033 - OH, I LOVE THESE GUYS. 383 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,534 I DON'T EVEN EAT PULLED PORK. 384 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,769 - WHAT ABOUT KENDALL, JAMES, CARLOS, AND LOGAN? 385 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:30,737 - WHO? 386 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:31,972 - BIG TIME RUSH? 387 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,673 THE GUYS HOUSE-SITTING YOUR MANSION? 388 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,807 - OH, YOU MEAN THE MONKEY DOGS 389 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,110 THAT FIGHT ME ON EVERYTHING I SAY? 390 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,511 WELL, LET'S JUST HOPE THOSE BOYS 391 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,613 DON'T GIVE ME A REASON TO DUMP THEM 392 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,449 BECAUSE I KNOW OF THREE WINDMILLS 393 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:46,519 THAT'LL BE BLOWING THEM BACK TO MINNESOTY. 394 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,055 meow! 395 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,523 - YOU CAN'T SHAVE A CAT. 396 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:51,758 - OH? 397 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,393 WOULD YOU RATHER TELL GUSTAVO WE LOST HIS 398 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,694 AND YOU KNOW, HAVE HIM REPLACE US 399 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,263 AND DESTROY MY DREAMS? 400 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,730 - WHERE DID YOU GET THE CAT? 401 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:58,798 - I'VE GOT A GUY. 402 00:14:58,865 --> 00:14:59,866 - QUIET. 403 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,669 HOLD HIM DOWN STEADY. 404 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,971 - OH, I CAN'T LOOK. 405 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,305 - WOULD YOU CHILL? 406 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,874 HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO SHAVE A CAT? 407 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:11,111 [clipper buzzes] 408 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,046 [cat yowling] 409 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,047 [fabric ripping] 410 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,615 - OH, NOT THE CHAIR! 411 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,850 - OH, NO! NOT THE SILK DRAPES! 412 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,519 [can hissing] 413 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,753 [cat yowls] 414 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,489 - WHERE DID IT LEARN TO SPRAY PAINT? 415 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,524 - WE'RE DOOMED. 416 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,326 - WHO WANTS STEAM? 417 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,828 [machine huffing] 418 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:29,796 - [coughing] 419 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,399 MOM, I DON'T NEED STEAM. 420 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,567 - THAT COUGH SAYS YOU DO. 421 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,735 - [coughs] 422 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,404 - [grunts] 423 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,006 - WHAT'S WITH THE BLANKETS? 424 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,673 - I ORDERED EXTRA FROM HOUSEKEEPING. 425 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,775 I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING CHILLY TONIGHT. 426 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,812 [vibrant rock music] 427 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,848 * * 428 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:54,787 - WELL, I'M DEFINITELY NOT CHILLY. 429 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,857 [classical orchestral music] 430 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:05,432 * * 431 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,036 - YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. 432 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,937 - UH, MR. ROCQUE, SIR? 433 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,572 ARE YOU OKAY? 434 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,641 - DO YOU NOT LIKE THAT WE'RE ALL CLASSICALLY TRAINED? 435 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,377 - 'CAUSE WE CAN CLASSICALLY UNTRAIN OURSELVES. 436 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,813 - I'M GREAT. IT'S ALL GREAT. 437 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,583 EVERYTHING IS GREAT. 438 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,618 - WOULD YOU LIKE US TO GET YOU A MULTIVITAMIN? 439 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,288 - NO! 440 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,792 - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 441 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,294 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 442 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:37,430 THEY DO EVERYTHING I SAY WHEN I SAY IT, 443 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,766 AND I CAN'T STAND IT. 444 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,268 - YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK. 445 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,103 I THINK YOU MISS YOUR BOYS... 446 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:46,706 OR YOUR MONKEY DOGS OR YOUR BOY MONKEYS. 447 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,841 - MISS THEM? ME MISS THEM? 448 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,343 HA! HA-HA! 449 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,279 - YOU THRIVE ON THE CHAOS. 450 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,980 THEY ARGUE WITH YOU. THEY GET IN YOUR FACE. 451 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,315 THEY RAISE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE. 452 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,483 AND YOU LIKE IT. 453 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,617 YOU NEED IT. 454 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,087 - WRONG! 455 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,588 OKAY, NOT WRONG. 456 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:06,193 BUT I CAN'T ABANDON THE WINDMILLS. 457 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,927 I'M THEIR HERO. 458 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,596 AND IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S RECORD PRODUCERS 459 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:14,401 WAITING OUTSIDE THE DOOR READY TO SIGN THEM. 460 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,170 [yelling] 461 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,838 - HEY! - WHAT'S UP, GUSTAVO? 462 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,107 - OKAY, THEY'RE ALL YOURS. 463 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:23,110 [all yelling frantically] 464 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,380 - MMM. 465 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,382 EXTRA STRENGTH NYQUIP 466 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,784 WITH REAL ARTIFICIAL CHERRY FLAVOR. 467 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,186 - NO, THAT'S OKAY. 468 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:36,289 WOW, THAT'S A BIG SPOON. 469 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,757 - COME ON. TAKE YOUR MEDICINE. 470 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,292 - MM, REALLY, NO-- 471 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,227 - COME ON. OPEN UP. 472 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,394 - NO, THAT'S OKAY. 473 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,562 - WAIT, I-- TAKE YOUR MEDICINE. 474 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,697 - I DON'T HAVE A FEVER, MOM. 475 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,666 I DIPPED THE THERMOMETER IN YOUR TEA 476 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,836 SO YOU'D THINK I HAVE A FEVER. 477 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,870 - BUT YOU'RE WARM. 478 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:54,807 - 'CAUSE YOU MUMMIFIED ME. 479 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,610 LOOK, YOU WERE SO MOPEY OVER KENDALL GROWING UP 480 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,612 THAT I DECIDED TO LET YOU BABY ME. 481 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,282 - OH, SO YOU'RE NOT REALLY SICK. 482 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,151 YOU WERE FAKING FOR ME? 483 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,353 - ARE YOU MAD? 484 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,320 [spoon clatters] 485 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,421 - NO. 486 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,756 I JUST NEED TO FACE THE FACT 487 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,891 THAT YOU KIDS ARE GROWING UP. 488 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,727 IN FACT, I'M GONNA CALL YOUR BROTHER RIGHT NOW 489 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,497 AND TELL HIM THAT I'M NOT GONNA CHECK UP ON HIM. 490 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,765 - NO. 491 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,066 I'M SURE THEY'RE DOING A GREAT JOB 492 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:23,836 WATCHING GUSTAVO'S HOUSE. 493 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,639 - OH, WE ARE HORRIBLE MANSION-SITTERS. 494 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:27,640 [phone rings] 495 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,476 OH. 496 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,643 OH, GOOD NEWS. 497 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,012 GUSTAVO AND KELLY ARE COMING BACK EARLY. 498 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,214 - OH! OKAY, DON'T WORRY. 499 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,282 I CAN FIX THIS. 500 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,516 - YES! 501 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,984 I KNEW THE SMART ONE WOULD COME THROUGH. 502 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,319 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 503 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,987 - THERE'S A 4:00 A.M. FLIGHT TO BOLIVIA. 504 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,189 WE GET THERE, CHANGE OUR NAMES, 505 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,425 RAISE ALPACAS. 506 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:49,429 - YEAH, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 507 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,030 - YOU'RE GONNA CALL A CLEANING SERVICE. 508 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,499 - A STATUE REPAIRMAN. 509 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,800 - AND ONE OF THOSE PLACES 510 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,268 THAT GETS THE CATS OUT OF THE ALLIGATORS. 511 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,436 - OOH. 512 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,971 - ALL OF THE ABOVE. 513 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,374 [victorious fanfare] 514 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,542 HEY, MOM, HERE'S THE SITCH. 515 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,876 - ZIP IT. 516 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,878 I'M GONNA NEED THREE LITERS OF CLUB SODA, 517 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,248 A SEWING KIT, A BUCKET OF VINEGAR, 518 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,749 BLEACH, AND GET ON THE PHONE 519 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,118 AND FIND A PLACE THAT DELIVERS SUPER-TURBO BONDING GLUE 520 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,686 AND SEMIGLOSS WHITE PAINT. 521 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,388 all: GOT IT. 522 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,590 - WAIT, WHAT ABOUT GUSTAVO'S CAT? 523 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,025 [victorious fanfare] 524 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:22,562 - OOH. 525 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:26,032 [box rattles] 526 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,534 [cat meows] 527 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,468 - THAT'S HIM! - ALL RIGHT! 528 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,502 - WHERE WERE YOU? 529 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,471 - THAT'S A CAT? 530 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,605 meow! 531 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,407 - WHAT ARE YOU ALL STARING AT? 532 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,775 WE'RE GONNA BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 533 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,009 GO! GO, GO, GO! 534 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,045 - THAT'S RIGHT. MOVE IT. 535 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:42,982 - YOU TOO! GO! 536 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,784 - * ROLLING PAST GRAFFITIED WALLS * 537 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,719 * BILLBOARDS LIGHTING UP THE BARS * 538 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,821 * EVERY ONE OF US ON A MISSION * 539 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,290 - * OH, YEAH * 540 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,691 - * BECAUSE THE NIGHT IS YOUNG * 541 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,593 * THE LINE IS OUT THE DOORS * 542 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,262 * TODAY WAS CRAZY * 543 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:58,565 * BUT TONIGHT THE CITY IS OURS * 544 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,468 * LIVE IT UP UNTIL THE MORNING COMES * 545 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,102 * TODAY WAS CRAZY * 546 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:08,308 * BUT TONIGHT THE CITY IS OURS * 547 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,383 - LET'S REVIEW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY TO THE BOYS. 548 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,950 - [sighs] I LIKE YOU, 549 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:21,153 AND THANK YOU FOR ALL THE HARD WORK. 550 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,355 - GOOD. 551 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,823 I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU. 552 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,092 - UNLESS THEY TOUCHED ANYTHING IN MY MANSION. 553 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:29,128 THEN IT'S, "I HATE YOU! AND YOU'RE DEAD! 554 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:32,532 YOU HEAR ME? DEAD!" 555 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:33,833 - ALL RIGHT. 556 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,635 LOOKING GOOD, GUYS. 557 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:39,272 AND THAT GLUE WILL BE DRY IN TEN, NINE... 558 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,440 - BIGFOOT'S ON THE CAMPGROUND. 559 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,876 REPEAT, BIGFOOT'S ON THE CAMPGROUND. 560 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,077 - MOM. 561 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:50,517 - FIVE SECONDS AND THE BOND WILL HOLD. 562 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,985 - HE'S COMING UP THE STEPS! 563 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:55,455 [keys jingling] 564 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,624 - THREE, TWO, ONE, LET'S ROLL. 565 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,696 - MOM. 566 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,832 THANKS. 567 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,800 - COME ON. 568 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,049 - OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 569 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,217 - IT'S GUSTAVO AND KELLY. 570 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:26,653 - WE SLEPT HERE 571 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,455 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T WANT TO TOUCH ANYTHING. 572 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,123 - YEAH. WE'RE NOT JUST PRETENDING. 573 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,158 OW! 574 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,361 - SILENCE! 575 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,362 MONTY? 576 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,530 [cat meows] 577 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,065 - HEY, LITTLE GUY. 578 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,600 - HAIRLESS CAT. - SO CUTE. 579 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,768 - WE'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT, 580 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,169 BUT WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 581 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,605 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 582 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,540 - STOP. 583 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,877 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO SAY. 584 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:53,646 - WELL, YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING TOMORROW, SO... 585 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:54,647 - YEAH! 586 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:55,948 - SEE YOU AT THE STUDIO! 587 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,083 - GUYS? 588 00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,753 THIS IS IMPORTANT. 589 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:04,090 - WE'VE BEEN WORKING TOGETHER FOR A MONTH NOW. 590 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:08,227 AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY, 591 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:12,031 ALTHOUGH WE'VE HAD OUR UPS AND DOWNS, 592 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,133 THE TRUTH IS, 593 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:18,638 I LUH... 594 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:22,409 I LUH... 595 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:23,643 I LIKE YOU. 596 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:24,677 [statue cracks] 597 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,012 [marble shattering] 598 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,414 - AND WE LIKE YOU TOO. 599 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,280 RUN! 600 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,315 [yelling] 601 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,483 - [groans] 602 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:34,220 - HERE. HAVE A CAT. 603 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:37,724 - THANKS FOR THE BREAK. SEE YOU. 604 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:38,791 - ASPIRIN. ASPIRIN. 605 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:42,962 I NEED ASPIRIN. 606 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,931 - OH, AND BY THE WAY, 607 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,599 YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO GO IN THE BATHROOM. 608 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:47,934 - [screaming] ALLIGATOR! 609 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,438 [alligator growls] 610 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,173 [yelling] 611 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,042 EASY, BOY. EASY, BOY! 612 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:02,449 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 613 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:05,818 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME * 614 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,754 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 615 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,589 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT * 616 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:12,759 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME * 617 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:13,926 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 618 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,762 - * HEY, HEY * 619 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,730 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW * 620 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,699 - * HEY, HEY * 621 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,601 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 622 00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:23,670 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 623 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,872 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 624 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,306 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 625 00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:29,709 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 626 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:33,746 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 627 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:37,283 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 628 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:41,521 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *