1 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,381 - HEY, DID I EVER TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE TIME 2 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:14,915 MY HAIR DRYER BLEW UP AND I-- 3 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:15,783 - YES. - HEARD IT. 4 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,752 - ABOUT 30 TIMES. 5 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:20,721 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK RUINS A SMOOTHIE? 6 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:21,622 - YES. - RASPBERRY SEEDS. 7 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,591 - HEARD IT. 8 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,027 - HEY, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT TIME-- 9 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:28,629 all: ROBOTS FROM SPACE. 10 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:29,963 - THAT'S IT. 11 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,565 WE ARE SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER. 12 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,101 - I AM STARTING TO HATE ALL OF YOU. 13 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,202 - SAME HERE. 14 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:37,671 - SPLIT UP! 15 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,110 - SPLIT UP AGAIN! 16 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:49,150 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 17 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,018 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 18 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:52,820 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 19 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:56,990 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME * 20 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,059 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 21 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:00,761 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 22 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:03,897 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME * 23 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,133 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 24 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,934 - * HEY, HEY * 25 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,936 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW * 26 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,804 - * HEY, HEY * 27 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,806 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 28 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,175 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 29 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:15,509 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 30 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,810 - * OH * 31 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,279 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 32 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,648 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 33 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:22,316 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK * 34 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:24,818 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 35 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:28,422 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 36 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:33,427 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 37 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,266 [confused shouting] 38 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:44,037 - DOGS, I'M TAKING THE REST OF THE DAY OFF. 39 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:46,640 I'M STARTING TO HATE ALL OF YOU. 40 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:48,409 - WE HATE YOU TOO. - YEAH, TONS OF HATE. 41 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:50,010 - REALLY? 42 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:52,680 WELL, THEN, SPLIT UP! 43 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,587 - OKAY, WHAT PART OF SPLITTING UP ARE WE NOT GETTING HERE? 44 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,755 - WHO CARES? WE HAVE A DAY OFF. 45 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:02,756 - I CALL POOL. 46 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,024 ALONE. 47 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:06,460 STAY AWAY FROM ME. 48 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:09,297 - I'M GONNA START MY ACTING CAREER. 49 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,532 THIS FACE NEEDS TO BE ON THE BIG SCREEN. 50 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:12,866 OOH. 51 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,803 RIGHT. 52 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:18,739 - I'M GOING TO A LECTURE BY THE GORGEOUS MATH GENIUS 53 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,208 PHOEBE NACHEE. 54 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,875 SHE COMBINES MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS: 55 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,977 GIRLS AND MATH. 56 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:25,679 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO YET, 57 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:28,816 BUT IT'LL BE TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE. 58 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:31,285 HEY, WHERE'S MY HELMET? 59 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,986 MY HELMET'S GONE. 60 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:34,588 HO! 61 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,757 OH! 62 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:37,991 [loud clattering] 63 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,229 LOGAN, IT'S NOT UP HERE. 64 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:42,463 HELP ME FIND IT. 65 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:45,233 - HA-HA-HA. NO. 66 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,335 - AH! 67 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:49,970 [grunting frantically] 68 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:52,039 WHO'S GONNA HELP ME FIND MY HELMET? 69 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,241 AH-HA-HA! 70 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,608 [door crashes] 71 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:59,480 - DID SOMEONE LOSE A HELMET? 72 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:00,914 - PAPI! 73 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:01,882 - SON! 74 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:02,983 - YEAH! 75 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,453 - HA-HA-HA-HA! 76 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,020 - YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE JUST KNOCKED. 77 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:09,056 - AH, THAT'S NO FUN. 78 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,158 both: AH! 79 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,828 [dog barking] 80 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:20,901 - WHY ARE YOU SPYING ON THE NEW GIRL? 81 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,870 - I'M NOT SPYING. 82 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:26,407 I'M SECRETLY OBSERVING HER FROM AFAR. 83 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:27,975 - THAT'S SPYING. - KATIE. 84 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,344 - DOESN'T SHE HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 85 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,446 - YES, AND IT WOULD BE WRONG OF ME 86 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:35,349 TO ASK A GIRL OUT WHO'S ALREADY TAKEN. 87 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,350 RIGHT? 88 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,318 - OH, PLEASE. 89 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:38,519 HEY, JO! 90 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,723 - OH, HEY, KENDALL. WHAT'S UP? 91 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,091 - I HAVE THE DAY OFF, 92 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:47,628 AND I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD... 93 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:48,796 HANG OUT. 94 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,130 - YOU KNOW I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 95 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:52,165 - WHICH IS AWESOME. 96 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:56,370 AND IT'S ALSO AWESOME BEING JUST FRIENDS WITH GIRLS. 97 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,372 IT'S COOL. 98 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,974 - WELL, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO HIT THE GYM, 99 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,776 AND I COULD USE A TRAINING PARTNER. 100 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,978 WANT TO COME ALONG, JUST FRIEND? 101 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,847 - YES. 102 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,650 I MEAN, WHAT ARE WE DOING, 103 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,218 WEIGHTS? 104 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,953 CARDIO? 105 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,323 JUDO. COOL. 106 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,325 SO YOU'RE A SINGER, RIGHT? 107 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,992 - YEP. 108 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,494 - WELL, DO YOU SING AS GOOD AS YOU FIGHT? 109 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:21,495 OH. 110 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:22,663 [grunts] 111 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:24,732 - DO YOU SING AS GOOD AS YOU FALL? 112 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,900 - OH, NO. 113 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:31,171 - JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. 114 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:33,407 - I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY. 115 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,042 - BOYFRIEND. 116 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,477 - AH! 117 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,479 - [sighs] 118 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:41,749 - EAR OF BAT AND SPLEEN OF TOAD. 119 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,684 I'LL TURN YOU INTO A-- 120 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:44,952 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 121 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,219 - OH, I'M NOT THINKING. 122 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:49,823 I'M ACTING LIKE I'M THINKING. 123 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,360 COME ON, TELL ME THIS FACE 124 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,994 DOESN'T BELONG ON THE BIG SCREEN. 125 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:56,697 - JAMES, ACTING IS ABOUT MORE THAN JUST BEING PRETTY. 126 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:57,798 - I KNOW. 127 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,900 IT'S ALSO ABOUT WASHBOARD ABS. 128 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,034 CHECK IT. 129 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,370 OH-AH, OH-AH, OH-AH. 130 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,471 - NOT BAD. 131 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,439 BUT ACTING IS NOT SOMETHING YOU DO. 132 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:08,008 IT'S SOMETHING YOU ARE. 133 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,578 - OH, WILL YOU TEACH ME YOUR EXPERT ACTING WAYS? 134 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:11,779 - TCHA. 135 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,280 I WOULDN'T TEACH YOU IF YOU BEGGED ME 136 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:15,583 WITH YOUR LAST DYING BREATH. 137 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,750 - REALLY? 138 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:17,785 - NO. 139 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,086 SEE, THAT WAS ACTING. 140 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:23,391 WELCOME TO THE CAMILLE ACADEMY OF DRAMATIC ARTS. 141 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:28,829 EYE OF NEWT AND TWIST OF FATES. 142 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:33,401 YOUR ACTING FUTURE NOW AWAITS! 143 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:34,435 [both cough] 144 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,436 BABY POWDER. 145 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:36,404 COOL, RIGHT? 146 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:37,405 [coughs] 147 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,072 - SURE. 148 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,273 - YES. 149 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:45,245 LOVE YOU. 150 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:47,781 [police siren sounds] 151 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,617 - THIS IS AN ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL. 152 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,018 NO BOYS ALLOWED. 153 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,753 - BUT I HAVE A TICKET. 154 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:53,854 - OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, 155 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:55,188 STILL NOT A GIRL. 156 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:56,724 - OKAY, I DON'T THINK PHOEBE 157 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,759 WOULD LIKE YOU TALKING TO ONE OF HER FANS LIKE THAT. 158 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:01,862 - OH, WELL, LET'S FIND OUT. 159 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,997 YES, I WOULD. 160 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:04,932 NOW, GET OUT OF HERE. 161 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,066 - OW! OW! 162 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,234 WHAT? OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 163 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,109 [both slurping] 164 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,478 - BOYFRIEND. 165 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:20,347 - BOYFRIEND, RIGHT, YEAH. 166 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:24,585 [clattering] 167 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:25,686 - IT'S OFFICIAL. 168 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,121 YOUR HELMET HAS BEEN STOLEN. 169 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:32,292 - THIS STINKS. 170 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:33,961 BUT I'M TOTALLY STOKED THAT YOU'RE HERE, DAD. 171 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:35,663 - OH, WELL... 172 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,064 I MISSED MY BOY. 173 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,231 - [chuckles] 174 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,467 - AND IT'S A GOOD THING I'M HERE. 175 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,035 OFFICER GARCIA IS GONNA CRACK THIS CASE. 176 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:45,105 - JUST TRY NOT TO GO OVERBOARD THIS TIME, DAD, OKAY? 177 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:50,878 - NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU THIEVES STOLE MY BOY'S PURPLE ICE POP? 178 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,245 CONFESS! 179 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:53,514 - [groans] 180 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:54,982 thud! 181 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,618 - YEAH, HE DID IT. 182 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:58,919 DON'T WORRY. 183 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:01,589 I'VE TAKEN SENSITIVITY TRAINING NINE TIMES. 184 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,524 LET'S ROLL. 185 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:10,230 - HOW AM I GONNA SHOW OFF MY WASHBOARD ABS IN THIS THING? 186 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:11,965 - YOU'RE NOT. 187 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:16,236 THEY'RE HOLDING AUDITIONS TODAY FOR WITCHES OF RODEO DRIVE. 188 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:18,639 AND I AM TAKING YOU WITH ME. 189 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:21,341 - GREAT, BECAUSE I JUST GOT SOME NEW HEAD SHOTS. 190 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:24,077 SHOULD I GO WITH ATHLETIC DOG TRAINER 191 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:27,748 OR CONFUSED ASTRONAUT? 192 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,750 OOH. 193 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:33,587 - TODAY YOU ARE AN EVIL WARLOCK. 194 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:38,058 NOW, GIVE ME EVIL. 195 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,293 - GRR... 196 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,361 AH-HA-HA! 197 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:42,896 OOH. 198 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,633 - JAMES, YOU CALL THAT EVIL? 199 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:47,768 SEE, IT'S GOT TO COME FROM WITHIN. 200 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:50,671 YEAH, SO SEE THAT GUY RIGHT OVER THERE? 201 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:55,275 IMAGINE THAT HE BROKE YOUR LUCKY COMB. 202 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,110 - AH! - YEAH. 203 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:02,550 - HEY. 204 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,555 - OOPSY. 205 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:08,589 - [chuckles nervously] 206 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:09,790 AH! 207 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,091 NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE! 208 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,893 NOT THAT! DEFINITELY NOT--OW! 209 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,564 [clattering] 210 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,098 [knocking on glass] 211 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:21,268 PRESS B-7. 212 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:27,741 - MAN, I WISH I WAS A GIRL. 213 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,476 [dishes shattering] 214 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:30,911 OH, NO, NO, NO, BECAUSE, 215 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,280 LOOK, I WANT TO GO TO PHOEBE NACHEE'S MATH LECTURE 216 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,583 AT AN ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL, BUT THEY WON'T LET ME IN. 217 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,751 - BUT YOU LOVE PHOEBE NACHEE. 218 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:40,487 - [sighs] MY HEART AND MY BRAIN ACHE FOR HER. 219 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:43,323 - WELL, HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THAT LECTURE? 220 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,692 - REALLY BAD, MRS. KNIGHT, 221 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,960 REALLY, REALLY BAD. 222 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,867 - YEP, WE'RE THE SAME SIZE. 223 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,672 [bell dings] 224 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,173 - WHAT? I'M BUSY. 225 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,042 COME BACK NEVER. 226 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,844 - WHOA! DAD. 227 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,178 LET ME HANDLE THIS. 228 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,346 MR. BITTERS, 229 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:07,781 SOMEBODY STOLE MY HELMET. 230 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,283 CAN WE PLEASE WATCH THE HALLWAY SURVEILLANCE VIDEO? 231 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,020 - THAT IS PRIVATE PALMWOODS PROPERTY. 232 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,487 THERE IS NO WAY I'M GOING TO-- 233 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:17,691 - WELL, I TRIED. DAD? 234 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,693 [stapler clicking] 235 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,696 - ON SECOND THOUGHT, 236 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,798 WHY DON'T I TAKE THIS STAPLE REMOVER, 237 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,534 FREE MYSELF, AND GET YOU THAT VIDEO? 238 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,970 - GOOD COP, BAD COP. 239 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,304 - WORKS EVERY TIME. 240 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:32,973 both: AH! 241 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,179 - TYLER? 242 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,147 IT COULDN'T BE HIM. 243 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,448 - REMEMBER, SON, 244 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,417 EVERYONE'S GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT. 245 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,924 - BUDDHA BOB? 246 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,260 - YEP, THERE'S YOUR MAN. 247 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,261 GO GET 'EM, COPPERS. 248 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,663 BYE. 249 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,731 HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 250 00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,099 - FINISH THE TAPE. 251 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,006 - MR. BITTERS. 252 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,274 - [grunts] 253 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,009 [staples snapping] 254 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,043 - WHERE'S THE HELMET? 255 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,079 - HEY, IT'S MY FAVORITE TIE. 256 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:25,158 - NO, MOM, I'M SPENDING THE DAY WITH A VERY NICE BOY. 257 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,828 NO, HE THINKS I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 258 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:32,299 CAREER FIRST, BOYFRIEND LATER, REMEMBER? 259 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,667 HE'S VERY CUTE. 260 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,035 I GOT TO GO, MOM. 261 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,636 LOVE YOU. BYE. 262 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,209 SORRY. THAT WAS MY MOM. 263 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,711 - ENJOY. 264 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,746 - I WILL. 265 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:46,880 - HEY, BIG BROTHER. 266 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,481 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 267 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,283 - KATIE, I LOVE YOU, 268 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,219 BUT I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW. 269 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:55,789 OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. 270 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,257 - YOU ARE A CHUMP. 271 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,459 - WHAT, FOR GOING AFTER A GIRL WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND? 272 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:02,129 - NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING AFTER A GIRL WHO'S LYING 273 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,231 ABOUT HAVING A BOYFRIEND. 274 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,401 - SAY WHAT? 275 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,440 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN JO DOESN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 276 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,808 - I HEARD HER TALKING TO HER MOTHER. 277 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,243 THE WHOLE BOYFRIEND THING IS A SCAM. 278 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,111 NOW, LOOK AT HER AND GIVE HER THE ONE SECOND 279 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,748 "MY LITTLE SISTER'S CRAZY" GESTURE. 280 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,419 - SHE'S BEEN PLAYING ME THIS WHOLE TIME? 281 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,755 - LIKE A FIDDLE. 282 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,389 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, BIG BROTHER? 283 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,191 AND REMEMBER, I LOOK UP TO YOU. 284 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,559 - OH, YOU DON'T WORRY. 285 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:33,660 IT'S ON. 286 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,566 - IS YOUR SISTER OKAY? 287 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,102 - SHE'S GREAT. 288 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,437 NOW, LET'S TALK, JUST FRIEND TO JUST FRIEND. 289 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,373 - YOU GOT IT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 290 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,041 - YOUR BOYFRIEND. 291 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,777 WHAT'S HIS NAME? WHAT'S HIS FAVORITE SPORT? 292 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,144 IS HE ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH? 293 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,447 - OH, WELL, UM... 294 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:58,051 TRAVIS DOESN'T REALLY TALK ABOUT SPORTS OR HIS ALLERGIES. 295 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:01,254 - YOU SURE YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 296 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,589 I MEAN, I'VE HEARD STORIES OF GIRLS 297 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,057 WHO MAKE UP FAKE BOYFRIENDS. 298 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,794 BUT YOU WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 299 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,795 WOULD YOU? 300 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,096 - NO. 301 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,364 IN FACT, MY TOTALLY REAL BOYFRIEND TRAVIS 302 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,533 IS COMING TO VISIT ME 303 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,802 TODAY. 304 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:15,803 - HMM. 305 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,537 [silently] 306 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,073 WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM. 307 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,875 - WELL, I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO MEET HIM. 308 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,576 - I'LL BE RELAXING AND WAITING IN THE LOBBY. 309 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:24,611 - GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 310 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:25,578 - GREAT. - GREAT. 311 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,380 both: GREAT. 312 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,552 - IF WE NAIL THIS AUDITION, JAMES, 313 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:36,489 WE'RE BOTH GOING TO BE ON WITCHES OF RODEO DRIVE. 314 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,625 WE'LL BE A TEAM. 315 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,428 - WHY ARE WE THE ONLY ACTORS HERE IN COSTUMES? 316 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,864 - THAT, JAMES, IS BECAUSE WE 317 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,833 HAVE SURRENDERED OURSELVES TO THE ROLES. 318 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:49,837 AND THEY HAVE NOT. 319 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,505 - I THINK I HAVE BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH. 320 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,674 RIGHT BEHIND MY WASHBOARD ABS. 321 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,144 - ENOUGH WITH THE ABS. 322 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,912 AND DON'T BE NERVOUS. 323 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:03,150 I GOT A MAGIC SPELL UP MY SLEEVE. 324 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,218 SEE, IF YOU THOUGHT THE BABY POWDER BIT WAS GOOD, 325 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,221 WAIT TILL THEY GET A LOAD OF THIS PUPPY. 326 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,423 - CAMILLE? 327 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,960 - POOH. 328 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,563 ding! 329 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,235 [loud explosion] 330 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:26,239 [coughing] 331 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,375 NAILED IT. 332 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,943 [coughing] 333 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,879 - JAMES DIAMOND IS NEXT. 334 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,949 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EXPLOSIVES ON YOU, DO YOU? 335 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,985 - NO. - THEN COME ON IN. 336 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:43,056 SO JUST STAND ON THE MARK. 337 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,225 AND LET'S BEGIN. 338 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,695 - ONCE I CURSE CHAD WITH THE ZIT OF GRIMBLEZOR, 339 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,932 THEN I SHALL BE HOMECOMING WARLOCK. 340 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,401 LAUGHS EVILLY. 341 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:58,271 OH, UH, AH-HA-HA-HA-HA! 342 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,706 - OKAY. 343 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,208 UH, LET'S DO IT AGAIN, 344 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,310 AND THIS TIME JUST FORGET THE WORDS. 345 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,777 JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE. 346 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,183 - * YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS * 347 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,751 - * FAMOUS * 348 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:17,457 - * YOU WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO'S LIVING THE LIFE * 349 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,428 - WELL? 350 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,931 - SHE SAID SHE'D LET US KNOW BY 3:00. 351 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,666 - I JUST KNOW WE'RE BOTH GOING TO GET THIS ONE, JAMES. 352 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:30,103 WITCHES OF RODEO DRIVE, HERE WE COME. 353 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,704 AND NOW, 354 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,440 BACK TO THE PALMWOODS. 355 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,308 zap! 356 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,849 JAMES, ARE-- ARE YOU COMING OR WHAT? 357 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,518 - OKAY. 358 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,487 TIME FOR THE LOBBY TEST. 359 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,589 IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THOSE FRONT DOORS, 360 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,591 YOU CAN MAKE IT INTO THAT GIRL'S SCHOOL. 361 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,960 - HOW'S IT GOING? 362 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,295 - HEY. CHILLIN'. YOU KNOW, DOING MY THING. 363 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,529 BLEEP-BLAP-BLOOP. 364 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,365 - OKAY, YOU FAILED THE FIRST TEST. 365 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,267 TRY SPEAKING A LITTLE HIGHER. 366 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,734 - OH, RIGHT. [clears throat] 367 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,802 [high-pitched] GOT IT. 368 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:03,703 - GOOD. - YEAH? 369 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:04,771 NOW GO. 370 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,606 - HOO. 371 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,874 [high-pitched] HEY, GANG. HI. 372 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:08,976 [giggles] 373 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,677 OH, HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 374 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,245 OH, HEY, GIRL. LOVE THE SHOES. 375 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,346 HA-HA-HA-HA. 376 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,347 OH, WHAT'S UP, LIGHTNING? 377 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,748 [dog barks] 378 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:17,884 HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM. 379 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,386 WHOO-HOO! 380 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,788 WHOO! 381 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,491 - OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE STAPLES. 382 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,693 THESE SUITS COME OUT OF MY SALARY, 383 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,295 AND SO DO THE STAPLES. 384 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,763 - THEN TELL ME WHY YOU WENT INTO MY SON'S APARTMENT. 385 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,232 - AND WHERE'S MY HELMET? 386 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:35,568 - OKAY, SOMEBODY STOLE MY BOLOGNA. 387 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,304 AND I WENT INTO A FEW APARTMENTS TO LOOK FOR IT, 388 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,671 BUT I COULDN'T FIND IT. 389 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,207 - WHEN WAS THE BOLOGNA LAST SEEN? 390 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,674 - THIS MORNING. 391 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,010 I WOULDN'T WANT THIS TO GET OUT, 392 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,577 BUT THERE'S BEEN A STEALING SPREE 393 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,413 AT THE PALMWOODS. 394 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,082 SOMEONE STOLE A LAVA LAMP FROM APARTMENT 3B, 395 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,118 A DISCO BALL FROM THE GAME ROOM, 396 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:54,221 AND A BEARSKIN RUG FROM MY OFFICE. 397 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,555 - HIDE ME. 398 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,891 MY MOM WANTS ME TO BE IN A DIAPER COMMERCIAL. 399 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,327 - TYLER, WHERE ARE YOU? 400 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,229 WE'RE LATE. 401 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,564 both: HE WENT THAT WAY! 402 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,370 - COME HERE, KID. 403 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,139 I SAW YOU GO IN MY SON'S APARTMENT. 404 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,706 WHERE'S THE HELMET? 405 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,775 - I DON'T KNOW. I WAS HIDING FROM MY MOM. 406 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,244 AND YOUR HELMET WAS STOLEN? 407 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,747 MY FROGGY SLIPPERS WERE STOLEN. 408 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,515 - WELL, IF TYLER DIDN'T DO IT 409 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,951 AND MR. BITTERS DIDN'T DO IT, 410 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,387 THAT ONLY LEAVES ONE SUSPECT. 411 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,562 [upbeat pop music] 412 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,465 * * 413 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,400 all: BUDDHA BOB! 414 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,770 - PROCEED WITH CAUTION. 415 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,972 - GUYS, SOME HELP HERE? 416 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,374 - OH, YEAH. - SORRY. 417 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,341 - WE GOT YOU. - SO SORRY. 418 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,576 [squeaking sounds] 419 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,082 - IT'S FIVE MINUTES PAST 3:00. 420 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,116 WHEN ARE THEY GONNA CALL? 421 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,684 - THEY'LL CALL. 422 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,553 BUT REMEMBER, DON'T GET UPSET IF WE DON'T GET A ROLE. 423 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:05,625 ANOTHER PART OF ACTING IS CONQUERING REJECTION. 424 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,626 [phone rings] 425 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,727 [gasps] 426 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,329 YES? 427 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,098 REALLY? 428 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,699 GOT IT. 429 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:13,966 THANKS. 430 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,002 - YOU GOT THE PART? - NO. 431 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:19,106 BUT SEE HOW WELL I HANDLED THE REJECTION? 432 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,107 [sobs] 433 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:23,110 [phone rings] 434 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,111 - HELLO? 435 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,345 - JAMES? 436 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,546 CONGRATULATIONS. 437 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,947 YOU GOT THE PART. 438 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,950 YOU'RE MEMNOCK, THE WARLOCK WITH GREAT ABS. 439 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,585 - REALLY? THAT'S-- 440 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,955 - [sobbing] 441 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,390 TOO BAD. 442 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,758 - BAD? 443 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:39,992 DID YOU JUST HEAR ME? 444 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,894 - WELL, THANKS FOR CALLING. 445 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,330 UH, MY ACTING COACH DID SAY I NEED 446 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,997 TO LEARN TO HANDLE REJECTION. 447 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,566 - ARE YOU INSANE? I SAID YOU-- 448 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,600 - UH. 449 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,869 - [sobbing] 450 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,571 DARN IT! 451 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,941 OH! I DIDN'T GET THE PART EITHER. 452 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,144 - YOU DIDN'T? 453 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,479 LOOK, DON'T FEEL BAD. 454 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:03,015 I DIDN'T GET A PART UNTIL MY 32ND AUDITION. 455 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,485 WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME, RIGHT? 456 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,886 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 457 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,288 - OF COURSE I AM. 458 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,190 AND NOW THIS WITCH 459 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,160 HAS TO FLY! 460 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,796 [cackles] 461 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,199 - WHEN DID YOU SET UP WIRES IN MY APARTMENT? 462 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,968 - I DID IT THIS MORNING. 463 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,636 [bell rings] 464 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,439 - OH, HI. 465 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:30,643 [applause] 466 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,613 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 467 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,649 - SHE IS SO GORGEOUS. 468 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:37,717 SMART. 469 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,952 I MEAN SHE'S REALLY SMART. 470 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,822 - NOW, LET'S START WITH THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, 471 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,057 A GROUND-BREAKING EQUATION, 472 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,194 EVEN THOUGH IT WAS DISCOVERED BY A BOY. 473 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,061 [laughter] 474 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,198 I MEAN, JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS, 475 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,834 IT'S A KNOWN FACT BOYS ARE NOT AS SMART AS GIRLS. 476 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:55,835 [laughter] 477 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,970 - EXCUSE ME. 478 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,739 [clears throat] [high-pitched] EXCUSE ME. 479 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,008 UM, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A, UH, VERY FAIR STATEMENT 480 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,211 BECAUSE SOME BOYS ARE VERY SMART. 481 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,312 [laughter] 482 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,879 - OH, PLEASE. - THEY ARE. 483 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:11,050 - I HAVE YET TO MEET ONE BOY WHO FULLY UNDERSTANDS MY BOOK. 484 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,085 - YEAH? WELL, UM, HMM, THAT'S CRAZY 485 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,455 BECAUSE I UNDERSTOOD IT AND... 486 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,556 I'M A BOY. 487 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,890 OH, YEAH. 488 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,492 WHAT DO YOU GIRLS THINK ABOUT THAT? 489 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,829 YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE THAT? 490 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,097 SO YOU DON'T LIKE THAT. 491 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,233 all: BOY! 492 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,534 - WHAT? WHERE? 493 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,337 BECAUSE, UM, I'M A GIRL, AND BOYS ARE STUPID. 494 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,404 [shouting and screaming] 495 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,505 [sounds of screeching cats] 496 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,140 [blows landing] 497 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,610 - KENDALL. 498 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,912 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY BOYFRIEND, 499 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,814 WHO JUST GOT IN FROM NORTH CAROLINA, 500 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,950 WHO LOVES BASKETBALL, 501 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,353 AND IS NOT ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH. 502 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,587 - WELL, IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 503 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,621 TREVOR, RIGHT? 504 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,622 - RIGHT. - HA! 505 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,358 - NO, I'M TRENTON. 506 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,925 TRALFAZ. TRIXIE. 507 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,727 - TRAVIS! 508 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:55,995 YOUR NAME IS TRAVIS. 509 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,265 AND YOU'RE FIRED. 510 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,801 - DO I STILL GET MY 20 BUCKS? 511 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,471 - BYE. 512 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,505 - YOU SET ME UP. 513 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,539 - WELL, YOU LIED TO ME. 514 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:07,840 - I DIDN'T WANT A BOYFRIEND. 515 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,642 - WHO SAYS I WANTED TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND? 516 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,579 BECAUSE, FRANKLY, I DON'T LIKE DATING GIRLS 517 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,780 WHO LIE. 518 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,748 - WELL, I DON'T LIKE DATING BOYS 519 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,050 WHO CATCH ME IN MY LIES AND MAKE ME HIRE IDIOT ACTORS 520 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,886 WHO CAN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES. 521 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,321 - WELL, THEN, I GUESS WE'RE DONE HERE. 522 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,755 - I GUESS WE ARE. 523 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,090 - HMM. 524 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,961 SO DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES SOMETIME? 525 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,797 - YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT. 526 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:40,106 - I DON'T THINK I COMPLETELY GET THE WHOLE TEENAGE DATING THING. 527 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:43,209 - I'M NOT SURE I DO EITHER, BABY SISTER. 528 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,882 - BUT I LIKE BUDDHA BOB. 529 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,418 WHY DON'T WE JUST ASK HIM? 530 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,252 - YOU BETTER LET ME HANDLE THIS, SON. 531 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,587 HE'S ARMED AND DANGEROUS. 532 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,889 - THEY'RE GARDENING SHEARS. 533 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,891 - I NEVER TRUSTED HIM. 534 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,094 - ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, 535 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,897 I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS. 536 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,633 BUT IF NOTHING HAPPENS TO ME, 537 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,868 I WANT IT BACK. 538 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,203 I'M GOING IN. 539 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,139 AH! 540 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,206 WAH! AH! 541 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,175 [clattering] 542 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,010 - DAD! 543 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,714 [grunts] 544 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,616 - [grunts] 545 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,886 I SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY HELMET ON. 546 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,155 - HEY, WHERE'S MY HELMET? 547 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,523 - AND MY BOLOGNA. 548 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,360 - AND MY FROGGY SLIPPERS. 549 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,394 - WHA-- 550 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,828 [gasps] 551 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,598 AND MY PORTABLE ELECTRIFIED MUSIC-PLAYING MACHINE. 552 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:39,866 both: YOUR STEREO? 553 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:40,900 - RIGHT. 554 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,369 WHY, I'VE BEEN ROBBED. 555 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,371 [both gasp] 556 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:48,007 [funky music playing faintly] 557 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,809 [dog barking] 558 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,447 [zipper zips] 559 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:55,882 - LIGHTNING WAS IN THE VIDEO TOO. 560 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,184 - LET'S MOVE OUT. 561 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,454 - STAND BACK. 562 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,555 [funky music playing] 563 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:03,823 [gasps] 564 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,395 [puppy whining] 565 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,796 [dog growls] 566 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,163 - THAT'S MY BOLOGNA. 567 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,566 - AND MY HELMET. 568 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,835 - GOOD WORK, SON. 569 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,837 AND BAD DOG. 570 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:18,838 [siren blares] 571 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,973 [dog whimpers] 572 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,115 - I HAD SUCH A CRAZY DAY. 573 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,149 CHECK IT OUT. 574 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,484 - I HAD THE BEST TIME TODAY. 575 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,152 YOU GUYS GOT TO HEAR WHAT HAPPENED. 576 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:35,422 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. 577 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,989 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 578 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,559 SO HOW DO WE DECIDE WHO TELLS THEIR STORY FIRST? 579 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,528 [door crashes] 580 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,567 all: LOGAN GOES FIRST. 581 00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:49,636 - [chuckles] 582 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,806 - OH, SHE'S FINE. SHE'S FINE. 583 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,908 - AH. AH. 584 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,748 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 585 00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:05,452 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME * 586 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,286 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 587 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,155 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT * 588 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,324 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME * 589 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,460 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 590 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,361 - * HEY, HEY * 591 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:17,363 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW * 592 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,198 - * HEY, HEY * 593 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,468 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 594 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,202 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 595 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,237 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 596 00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:26,806 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 597 00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:29,341 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 598 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:33,279 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 599 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:36,749 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 600 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:41,488 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *