1 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:16,016 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR THREE MONTHS. 2 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:18,186 - THREE GLORIOUS, FUN-FILLED MONTHS. 3 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:21,689 - THREE GLORIOUS, FUN-FILLED, SUN-FILLED MONTHS. 4 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,957 - LET'S ALL LOOK UP AND THINK ABOUT THEM NOW. 5 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,293 [upbeat music] 6 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,462 [bell dinging] 7 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:32,966 * * 8 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,135 [bear snarling] 9 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:36,604 [all screaming] 10 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:37,938 [together] GOOD TIMES. 11 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:40,774 - AND THAT WAS JUST TODAY. 12 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,110 - HEY, GUYS. 13 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:44,044 I JUST STOPPED BY TO DROP OFF YOUR TICKETS. 14 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:45,479 - OH, HOCKEY TICKETS? 15 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:46,980 - CONCERT TICKETS, HM? 16 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,716 - PLANE TICKETS. 17 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,718 YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT IF YOUR DEMOS 18 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,620 DON'T GET PICKED BY THE RECORD COMPANY TOMORROW, 19 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:54,488 YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MINNESOTA. 20 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,523 [together] WHAT? 21 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:58,326 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 22 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,228 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 23 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,029 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 24 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:06,167 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME * 25 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,136 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 26 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,138 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 27 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:12,740 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME * 28 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,142 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 29 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:16,144 - * HEY, HEY * 30 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:18,045 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW * 31 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,913 - * HEY, HEY * 32 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:22,015 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 33 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,651 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 34 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:24,985 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 35 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:25,986 - * OH * 36 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:27,388 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 37 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,923 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE? * 38 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,325 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK * 39 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:34,162 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 40 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:37,431 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 41 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:42,503 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 42 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:48,342 - * WANT TO BE FAMOUS * 43 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:52,813 [all speaking excitedly] 44 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,014 - WE DON'T WANT TO GO HOME. 45 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,183 WE WANT TO STAY HERE... 46 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:56,350 - AND GET FAMOUS. 47 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,186 - YEAH, ABOUT THAT... 48 00:01:58,252 --> 00:01:59,553 TOO BAD! 49 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,589 IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS. 50 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,056 THE DEMOS ARE DONE. 51 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:04,592 THAT WAS THE "DEAL." 52 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:06,860 - RIGHT... WHAT ARE DEMOS AGAIN? 53 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,696 - THEY'RE THE SAMPLE SONGS WE'VE BEEN RECORDING 54 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,063 THAT IF THE RECORD COMPANY LIKES, 55 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:12,766 THEN YOU GET TO STAY HERE, MAKE A FULL ALBUM, 56 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,702 GO ON TOUR, AND THEN... 57 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,870 * YOU BECOME FAMOUS * 58 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:19,573 - BUT IF THEY DON'T PICK IT, 59 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,975 I TAKE OVER MY FATHER'S SCOOTER BUSINESS, 60 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:25,979 AND YOU GO BACK TO MINNESOTA AND BE NOBODIES AGAIN. 61 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,215 - AH! 62 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:28,982 - BUT WE'VE WORKED SO HARD. 63 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:30,050 WE'RE SO CLOSE. 64 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,352 - YOU'RE NOT SO CLOSE. 65 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:34,355 - WE'RE ALMOST THERE? 66 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:35,756 - HALFWAY THERE? 67 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,658 - YOU'RE ALMOST HALFWAY THERE. 68 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:41,662 NOW, I'M GOING TO GO TO MY OFFICE. 69 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:44,097 PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW ME. 70 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:52,673 - HOW COULD GRIFFIN NOT PICK BIG TIME RUSH? 71 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,107 HE LOVES US. 72 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,710 - GRIFFIN LOVES ALL THE BANDS WITH DEMOS, 73 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,379 AND THERE ARE SIX OF THEM, 74 00:02:58,446 --> 00:03:01,282 BUT ONLY ONE GETS PICKED. 75 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:04,518 - AND THE ONE THAT EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IS VAMPIRAH. 76 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:05,886 - AH! 77 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,055 - VAMPIRE DUDES WITH GUITARS. 78 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,089 WE'RE TOAST. 79 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:10,891 - HEY, HEY, HEY, WE ARE NOT TOAST. 80 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,260 WHAT'S THE ONE THING WE'VE LEARNED 81 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,294 SINCE WE'VE BEEN IN L.A.? 82 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,595 - THAT BLACK IS THE NEW BLACK. 83 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:17,164 - IF YOU DRINK COLD MILK ON A HOT DAY, YOU DIE. 84 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,632 - THAT EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE, 85 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,268 YOUR TOYS COME ALIVE. 86 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:23,136 - THAT YOU DON'T WAIT FOR YOUR DREAMS TO HAPPEN. 87 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,505 YOU MAKE THEM HAPPEN. 88 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:27,007 NOW, HOW DOES THE WINNING DEMO GET PICKED? 89 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:30,378 - THAT IS A HIGHLY CLASSIFIED CORPORATE SECRET 90 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:34,014 THAT NO ONE WILL TELL ME, AND IT'S KILLING ME! 91 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:37,017 - GUYS, WE WANT THIS AS BADLY AS YOU DO, 92 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,152 BUT ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THE WINNING BAND IS PICKED 93 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,088 BY A TOP-SECRET ADVISER VERY CLOSE TO GRIFFIN. 94 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:42,490 - [laughs] 95 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,793 YEAH, EWW, I JUST ENTERED THIS TOTALLY UGLY OFFICE. 96 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,328 HOLD ON, I'M MINI BARFING. 97 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:48,696 [coughs] 98 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:51,565 I'M HERE TO PICK UP A CD FROM BIG TIME...WHATEVER. 99 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,302 - I'M SORRY, WHO ARE YOU? 100 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:57,104 - MERCEDES GRIFFIN, AS IN YOUR BOSS' DAUGHTER. 101 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,906 I'LL CALL YOU BACK, JESS. 102 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,974 LIVIN' LARGE HERE IS ABOUT TO START GROVELING. 103 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:04,678 - HEY, HA-HA, I AM SO, SO SORRY. 104 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,747 UM, HERE... 105 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:09,950 HEY, UM, HERE IS THE DEMO. 106 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:14,054 UM, CAN I--CAN I GET YOU A LATTE OR A YACHT? 107 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:20,661 - IS THIS THE BAND? 108 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,062 YOU GUYS ARE HOT. 109 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,997 - OH, AND YOU'RE THE SECRET SOMEONE 110 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:26,334 WHO'S CLOSE TO GRIFFIN WHO DECIDES THE WINNING DEMOS. 111 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:29,069 - THAT'S RIGHT, I MAKE THE DECISIONS, 112 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:32,906 AND I JUST DECIDED THAT... 113 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,675 - [whines] 114 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:35,643 - YOU'RE MY NEW BOYFRIEND. 115 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:36,810 LET'S GO. 116 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,178 - WHAT? I DON'T EVEN-- 117 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:39,780 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER. 118 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:40,814 HELP, HELP, HELP, HELP. 119 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,983 - THIS IS NOT RIGHT. 120 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:46,019 HOW COULD SHE PICK KENDALL OVER ME? 121 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,523 - I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK HOME. 122 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,224 - I'M SORRY, HONEY, BUT THE RECORD COMPANY 123 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:52,960 STOPS PAYING FOR THIS APARTMENT TOMORROW, 124 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,562 AND WE CAN'T AFFORD TO STAY HERE. 125 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,098 - [humming] 126 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,636 - UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 127 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,071 - WELL, YOUR LEASE IS UP TOMORROW, 128 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,408 SO I'M UPGRADING TO THIS SWEET APARTMENT. 129 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,943 [laughs] 130 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:13,481 HAVE A PALMWOODS DAY. 131 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:14,815 - HEY! 132 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:15,916 - OW! 133 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,518 - WE STILL HAVE ONE DAY TO RENEW. 134 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:19,119 - OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, 135 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:22,623 I'LL NEED A THREE MONTHS' DEPOSIT NOW. 136 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,791 - UH... 137 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:24,925 - I DIDN'T THINK SO. 138 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,727 IN FACT, THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD RENEW 139 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,397 IS IF YOU GOT A JOB HERE AT THE PALMWOODS 140 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,465 AND RECEIVED OUR EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT. 141 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,867 UH, SORRY, NO JOBS AVAILABLE. 142 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,436 OW! 143 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:38,606 - BITTERS, I CAN'T STAND WORKING FOR YOU, 144 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:43,511 SO I QUIT. 145 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,145 - HUH, LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A JOB OPENING 146 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:46,980 FOR ASSISTANT MANAGER. 147 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,182 - UH, BUT YOUR MOM DOESN'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE, 148 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,419 SO THIS PLACE WILL BE MINE. 149 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:55,088 [laughing evilly] 150 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,925 CHECKOUT'S AT NOON. 151 00:05:57,991 --> 00:06:00,794 - YOU NEED A POWER SUIT AND AN AWESOME RESUME. 152 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,029 - YOU HEARD WHAT HE SAID. 153 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,731 I DON'T HAVE MANAGERIAL EXPERIENCE. 154 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,599 - YOU HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR RESUME YET. 155 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:08,669 - WHAT? 156 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:09,970 - HURRY UP, NEW BOYFRIEND. 157 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,105 I HEARD THE PALMWOODS' POOL SCENE IS FABTASTIC. 158 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,177 - [breathing heavily] 159 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,746 DO WE REALLY NEED ALL THIS STUFF 160 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:21,449 JUST FOR YOU TO SIT BY THE POOL... 161 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:22,883 PUMPKIN? 162 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,118 - FROOPY CAN ONLY SIT ON IMPORTED DOG BEDDING, 163 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,554 AND I ALWAYS BRING MY OWN LOUNGE 164 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,022 SO I NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE'S BUTT SWEAT. 165 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,924 NO MORE QUESTIONS. 166 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:34,595 - UGH, UGH... OHH-OHH-OHHH. 167 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:37,097 - HEY, BIG GUY, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. 168 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,799 - SHE'S HORRIBLE. 169 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,168 - BUT IF SHE LOVES YOU, THEN SHE'LL PICK OUR DEMOS, 170 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,604 AND WE GET TO STAY IN L.A., AND WE'RE ALMOST HALFWAY THERE. 171 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:46,907 - HOW COULD SHE PICK YOU OVER ME? 172 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,476 LOOK AT THIS. 173 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,243 - NOW, HERE'S SOME SUBLIMINAL IMAGERY 174 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,946 THAT WILL HELP HER PICK OUR DEMOS. 175 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,515 - OOH, AND SOME BREATH SPRAY 176 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:56,617 JUST IN CASE SHE GOES TO KISS YOU. 177 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:58,118 - ACK, I HAVE TO KISS HER? 178 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:01,088 - WAIT! 179 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,623 - WE CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS. - OHHH. 180 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,525 - NOT WITHOUT THE PERFECT MOOD MUSIC 181 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:08,128 FOR YOUR POOL DATE WITH MERCEDES. 182 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,963 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 183 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,231 - YOU GOT THIS, BIG GUY. 184 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:12,365 GOOD LUCK. 185 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:13,333 - YOU'RE DOING IT. 186 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,335 YOU'RE DOING IT. 187 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:16,904 HE LOOKS GREAT. 188 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,071 - * WHAT YOU FEEL * 189 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,940 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 190 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,374 - THIS IS RELAXING. 191 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,710 NOW FAN ME AND MAKE DOLPHIN NOISES 192 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,011 SO I FEEL LIKE I'M IN CABO. 193 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,813 - [silently] 194 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,048 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW * 195 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,518 - [imitating dolphin] 196 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,620 - ISN'T IT GREAT BEING IN LOVE, NEW BOYFRIEND? 197 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:35,923 YOU LOVE ME TOO, RIGHT? 198 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:38,058 YOU HESITATED. 199 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:41,028 MAYBE I'LL HESITATE TO CHOOSE YOUR DEMO AS THE WINNER. 200 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,863 I HEARD VAMPIRAH'S AMAZING. 201 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:46,800 [together] YOU CAN'T. WHOA-WHOA-WHOA. 202 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,536 - OF COURSE HE LOVES YOU. 203 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,538 I MEAN, WHO-- WHO WOULDN'T LOVE YOU... 204 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,841 WITH YOUR HAIR AND YOUR HANDS 205 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,944 AND THAT RAT-DOG THING? 206 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,079 - IT'S LIKE YOU REALLY KNOW ME. 207 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,814 I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 208 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:03,551 YOU'RE MY NEW BOYFRIEND. 209 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,352 NOW CARRY ME OUT LIKE THEY DO IN THE MOVIES. 210 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:06,554 - OOH. 211 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:07,921 - OLD BOYFRIEND, BRING MY STUFF UP LATER. 212 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:11,859 - OOH, HEH-HEH-HEH. 213 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:16,730 MY MOM WOULD LIKE TO APPLY 214 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:19,633 FOR THE ASSISTANT MANAGER POSITION. 215 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,101 - UH, THAT'S RIGHT. 216 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:24,572 - SORRY, NOT QUALIFIED. 217 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:27,174 - SHE WAS THE MANAGER OF A FIVE-STAR HOTEL IN MINNESOTA 218 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,943 FOR TEN YEARS, SPEAKS SEVEN LANGUAGES, 219 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:33,080 AND CAN GO A WEEK WITHOUT WATER. 220 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:36,850 - WELL, THE APPROVAL PROCESS IS VERY LONG 221 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:39,820 AND MUST BE APPROVED BY A REGIONAL MANAGER, SO... 222 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,589 - WHAT'S THIS? 223 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,857 - REGIONAL MANAGER TAYLOR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 224 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,192 - CHECKING UP ON YOU. 225 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,927 - [gulps] 226 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:49,162 - HARVARD, NICE. 227 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,631 YOU GOT THE JOB. 228 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,032 - BUT-- - EHH... 229 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,901 SHE WAS THE AMBASSADOR TO JAPAN. 230 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,769 NOW, GO GET HER A PALMWOODS JACKET. 231 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,037 COME ON, CHOP-CHOP. 232 00:08:57,104 --> 00:09:00,741 - YES, SIR. 233 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,980 - I DIDN'T MANAGE A HOTEL BACK IN MINNESOTA. 234 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,181 I WAS A WAITRESS. 235 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,283 - OH, PLEASE, HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 236 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,621 - FINE, HERE'S YOUR PALMWOODS JACKET 237 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,823 AND YOUR PALMWOODS PLUNGER. 238 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:20,928 YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT IS TO UNCLOG THE TOILET IN 3-R. 239 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:25,098 CHOP-CHOP. 240 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,934 SHE WON'T LAST A DAY ON THIS JOB, 241 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,737 AND THAT APARTMENT WILL BE ALL MINE. 242 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,038 [laughs evilly] 243 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,272 OW! 244 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:33,340 WHO THREW THAT? 245 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,376 [upbeat music] 246 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,345 * * 247 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,013 - WHERE ARE MY HOMEMADE FRESH-BAKED COOKIES, 248 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,448 NEW BOYFRIEND? 249 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,151 - COMING RIGHT UP, POOKY. 250 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:47,054 [screams] 251 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,889 OH, I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 252 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,023 HA-HA-HA. 253 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,692 HERE YOU GO, SWEETUMS. 254 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,126 IT'S MY GRANDMA'S RECIPE. 255 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,662 - PTHEW! 256 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,563 THESE ARE THE WORST COOKIES EVER. 257 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,131 - OHH, WELL, I'M NOT MY GRANDMA. 258 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,667 I'M A HOCKEY PLAYER. 259 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,669 - WELL, MAYBE THAT'S WHY THESE TASTE LIKE HOCKEY PUCKS. 260 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:02,936 [dog barks] 261 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,038 I WONDER IF VAMPIRAH MAKES GREAT COOKIES. 262 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,473 I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT WHEN I PICK THEM 263 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,275 AND NOT BIG-TIME CRUD! 264 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,743 - AHH! STOP IT. 265 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,078 PLEASE, STOP. OW! OW! 266 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:14,214 STOP! 267 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,450 [gasping] 268 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,852 - THIS LOOKS WEIRD, RIGHT? 269 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,688 - WHO CARES? GET BACK IN THERE. 270 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,290 - OKAY, WE'RE CLOSE TO NEAR TO ALMOST BEING HALFWAY THERE. 271 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,391 - YEAH, GO ON. 272 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,358 - I CAN'T GO BACK. 273 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,794 SHE HURTS ME. 274 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,462 - ARE YOU TALKING BEHIND MY BACK WITH SHOWER PEOPLE? 275 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:32,132 - NO...APPLE BLOSSOM. 276 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:35,335 [all screaming] 277 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,670 - YOU LIED TO ME. 278 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,071 WE'RE FINISHED. 279 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:42,609 MY NEW BOYFRIEND IS... 280 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,412 HIM. 281 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,479 - HIM? 282 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:50,117 DO YOU NOT SEE THIS, HUH? 283 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,551 - LET'S GO, NEW BOYFRIEND. 284 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,086 WE'RE GONNA DYE YOUR HAIR TO MATCH MY BAG. 285 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,622 - NO. 286 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,124 - SO YOU GONNA DO THE RIGHT THING? 287 00:10:57,190 --> 00:11:00,728 - NO...I AM. 288 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,396 HOLD MY LOOFAH. 289 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,134 - HEY, YOU'RE MY OLD BOYFRIEND. 290 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,802 WHERE'S MY NEW BOYFRIEND? 291 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,938 - HE'S DUMPING YOU... 292 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,339 - WHAT? 293 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:13,606 [together] WHAT? 294 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:14,875 - WHAT? 295 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,044 - BECAUSE YOU'RE SPOILED, PUSHY, 296 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:20,513 MEAN, AND HE AND ME AND WE 297 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,149 WOULD ALL RATHER GO BACK TO MINNESOTA 298 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:25,552 THAN SPEND ONE MORE SECOND PRETENDING TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND. 299 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,355 AND, MAN, IT FELT GOOD TO SAY THAT. 300 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,590 - WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 301 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,592 THERE IS NO WAY I'M PICKING YOUR DEMOS NOW. 302 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:35,763 BIG TIME RUSH IS BIG-TIME DONE. 303 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:39,066 [all screaming] 304 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,768 - WHAT? 305 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,139 [all groaning] 306 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:50,844 - SO... WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 307 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:54,381 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 308 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,787 - YOU GUYS CAN HOLD YOUR HEADS HIGH. 309 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:02,255 MOST BANDS DON'T EVEN MAKE IT ALMOST HALFWAY THERE. 310 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,390 - SHE'S RIGHT. 311 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,927 I AM VERY, VERY PROUD OF YOU GUYS. 312 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,195 AHHHH! 313 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,696 I'M FINE. 314 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:10,898 I'M FINE. 315 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,099 SCOOTERS! 316 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,202 NO, I'M NOT. 317 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,070 - AND SHE'S PROBABLY ON HER WAY RIGHT NOW 318 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,172 TO TELL HER DAD TO PICK VAMPIRAH. 319 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:21,975 [all screaming] 320 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:25,378 - LOOK, I KNOW WE HAVEN'T ALL DATED THAT LONG, 321 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:29,049 BUT I JUST WANTED TO COME BACK TO SAY... 322 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,283 [sighs] I'M SORRY. 323 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,120 - YEAH, YOU SHOULD BE SORRY. 324 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,956 HOW COULD YOU PICK THEM OVER ME? 325 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:39,592 - BECAUSE I NEVER DATE ANYONE PRETTIER THAN ME. 326 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:40,660 - I'M BETTER NOW. 327 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,195 - AND KENDALL'S RIGHT. 328 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,165 I'M A RICH, SPOILED BULLY WHO DRESSES HOT 329 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,267 AND THINKS YOUR SONGS ARE GREAT. 330 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,969 - SO YOU'RE GONNA PICK BIG TIME RUSH. 331 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,103 - WE'RE HALFWAY THERE! 332 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,504 [together] YEAH! 333 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,140 - YEAH, I DON'T CHOOSE THE WINNING BAND. 334 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,407 [together] WHAT? 335 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,076 - YOU'RE NOT THE TOP-SECRET MUSIC ADVISER? 336 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,544 - SEE, MY DAD ASKED ME TO PICK UP THE DEMOS 337 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,912 BECAUSE IT WAS ON MY WAY, 338 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,114 BUT I LET YOU BELIEVE I CHOOSE THE WINNING BAND 339 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,716 BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE, AND... 340 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,718 [sobbing] I LOVE MANIPULATING PEOPLE. 341 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:09,722 - OH, THERE, THERE, MERCEDES. 342 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,025 THE BOYS FORGIVE YOU. 343 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,494 NOW... HOW DO THE DEMOS GET PICKED? 344 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,596 - WELL, FIRST DADDY LOOKS AT THE DEMOS 345 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,465 TO MAKE SURE THAT THE COVERS ARE SHINY. 346 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,933 FROM THERE, THE GUY WITH WHITE GLOVES 347 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,604 TAKES THEM TO AN UNMARKED DOOR AT THE END OF A CORRIDOR. 348 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:29,009 - WHITE GLOVES CONFIRMED. 349 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,344 - FINALLY, HE PLACES THEM ON THE DESK 350 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:34,514 OF DADDY'S TOP-SECRET MUSIC EXPERT... 351 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:38,685 LO-LO, THE MILLION-DOLLAR HIT-PREDICTING SUPER CHIMP. 352 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:42,355 - [chattering] 353 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,557 [together] A MONKEY PICKS THE DEMOS? 354 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,660 - NO, A CHIMP, AND IF HE CLAPS, YOU'RE IN, 355 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,562 BUT IF HE MAKES A FART NOISE, YOU'RE OUT. 356 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:53,533 AND SOMETIMES I THINK DADDY LOVES LO-LO MORE THAN ME. 357 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,734 [sobbing] 358 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,536 - THERE, THERE, MERCEDES. 359 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,471 IT'S OKAY. DON'T CRY. 360 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,808 NOW, DO YOU HAVE A SECURITY CARD TO YOUR DAD'S BUILDING? 361 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:02,943 - OH, PLEASE. 362 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,377 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO, 363 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,614 CHIMPNAP LO-LO AND TRAIN HIM TO LOVE BIG TIME RUSH? 364 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,182 - [chattering] 365 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,084 - I WAS KIDDING. 366 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,819 - BUT THE PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY. 367 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,821 [all speaking excitedly] 368 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,096 - DON'T WE HAVE A MAINTENANCE MAN TO HANDLE 369 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,564 ALL TOILET EMERGENCIES? 370 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,133 - YEAH, HERE, I'LL TAKE THAT. 371 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,435 - NO, I NEED YOU TO... 372 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,303 CUT DOWN A TREE UP ON THE NORTH HILL. 373 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,504 - WHAT TREE? 374 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,940 - PICK ONE. 375 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,343 MY NEW ASSISTANT MANAGER IS IN CHARGE OF ALL CLOGGINGS. 376 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,544 - SWEET. 377 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,312 - BUT FIRST, I NEED YOU TO REORGANIZE 378 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,615 ALL THE LEASE FILES, DISINFECT THE GYM, 379 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,084 SKIM THE POOL SCUM, 380 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,153 AND EVICT THE ANGRY GIANT FROM 3-K 381 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,487 FOR NOT PAYING HIS RENT. 382 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,990 AND IF YOU NEED ME... DON'T. 383 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,624 I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE... WORKING. 384 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,026 [laughs] 385 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,295 - SHE CAN SO HANDLE THAT. 386 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,230 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - MORAL SUPPORT. 387 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,232 - YOU THINK YOU'VE WON BY KEEPING THIS JOB, 388 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,968 BUT YOU HAVEN'T, 389 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,802 BECAUSE YOU'LL BE DOING ALL MY WORK FOR ME. 390 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:03,971 WHERE ARE YOU? 391 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,973 [together] OVER HERE. 392 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,840 - AND IF YOU QUIT, I GET YOUR APARTMENT, 393 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:10,177 SO I CAN'T LOSE. 394 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:15,015 [laughing evilly] 395 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,550 - WELL, MORAL SUPPORT DONE. 396 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,019 I'M OFF TO THE POOL. 397 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,488 - STOP RIGHT THERE, MISS "I WANT TO STAY IN L.A.," 398 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,057 AND, "MY MOM WAS A HOTEL MANAGER." 399 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,231 - NOW, ACCORDING TO PAVLOV, ANIMALS CAN BE TRAINED 400 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,701 TO ASSOCIATE POSITIVE FEELINGS WITH CERTAIN STIMULI, 401 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,270 SUCH AS SIGHT, SMELLS, AND.... 402 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,372 - BIG TIME RUSH DEMOS. 403 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,873 - EXACTLY. 404 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,210 WE'RE GONNA TRAIN LO-LO TO PICK THE BIG TIME RUSH DEMOS 405 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,578 THROUGH THE POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT OF... 406 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,047 BANANAS. 407 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:51,284 LO-LO... TASTY BANANAS. 408 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,453 - BIG TIME RUSH... 409 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,722 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 410 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,689 * DON'T LOOK BACK * 411 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,358 - MORE BANANAS. 412 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:02,629 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME * 413 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,932 - MORE BIG TIME RUSH. 414 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,700 - * ANY KIND OF GUY YOU WANT, GIRL * 415 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,302 * THAT'S THE KIND I'LL BE * 416 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,937 - HE'S CLAPPING. IT'S WORKING. 417 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,506 - HALFWAY THERE, AND HERE WE COME. 418 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:18,811 - EVEN MORE BANANAS. 419 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:22,549 - EVEN MORE BIG TIME RUSH. 420 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,718 - * STUDDED SUPERMODEL MAGAZINE * 421 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,155 * YOU CAN DO IT * 422 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,256 - HE'S PICKED UP THE BANANAS. 423 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,158 IS THAT A GOOD SIGN? 424 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,292 - AHH! 425 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,760 [together] NO. NO. NO. 426 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,928 OW! NO! NO! 427 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,430 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 428 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,732 [all screaming] 429 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,938 - WELL, HE EITHER REALLY LOVED THAT SONG... 430 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,540 OR REALLY HATED IT. 431 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,509 - AHHH! 432 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,881 [knocking] 433 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,783 - WHAT? 434 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,219 - I'M THE NEW ASSISTANT MANAGER, 435 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,288 AND I'M AFRAID YOU'RE IN VIOLATION OF YOUR LEASE, 436 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,522 SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO... 437 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,624 - [sinister laughter] 438 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,593 - YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD ASSISTANT MANAGER, ARE YOU? 439 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,595 - I AM DOING THIS FOR YOU, 440 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,930 AND I AM AN AWESOME ASSISTANT MANAGER. 441 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,432 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 442 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,833 BECAUSE THAT IS ONE BIG, SCARY DUDE. 443 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,436 - [grunting] 444 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:17,437 - BOATER BOB. 445 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,438 - HUH? 446 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,539 - I'M YOUR BOSS. 447 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:20,707 - UH...OKAY. 448 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,377 - SO... 449 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,878 - OH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 450 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,115 HMMPH! 451 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,216 - WHAT THE... 452 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,250 [chain saw buzzing] 453 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:31,251 ARE YOU CRAZY? 454 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:32,252 - [laughs] 455 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,121 - YOU'RE CRAZY! 456 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,522 AHHHHH! 457 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:40,360 - [screaming maniacally] 458 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,894 - AHHH! 459 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:45,965 I AM OUT OF HERE. 460 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,700 - DARN IT! 461 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,635 HELLO. 462 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,777 - YOU KNOW, THE SCOOTER IS THE SENSIBLE SOLUTION 463 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,880 FOR TODAY'S HIGH GAS PRICES, POLLUTION, 464 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:04,016 AND OFFERS SENIORS INCREASED MOBILITY, AND-- 465 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,919 AHHHHH! 466 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,890 - YOU KNOW, WE ARE NOT GIVING UP. 467 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,859 WE'RE ALMOST HALFWAY THERE, 468 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,061 AND ANOTHER THING I'VE LEARNED SINCE COMING TO L.A. 469 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:19,432 IS THAT TOGETHER, WE CAN DO ANYTHING. 470 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:23,903 - LOOK WHO I FOUND HITCHHIKING ON THE HOLLYWOOD FREEWAY. 471 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,872 - YEAH, WE'RE DONE. 472 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,540 - I AM DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF YOU, 473 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,476 BUT I'M ALSO CURIOUS. 474 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,477 WHAT HAPPENED? 475 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,911 HELP ME OUT. 476 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,850 - IT'S MY FAULT, DADDY. 477 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,819 I LIED TO THEM, AND I MADE THEM BE MY BOYFRIENDS, 478 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,054 AND THEN I ATE TERRIBLE COOKIES, AND THEN I CRIED, 479 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,590 AND THEN I HELPED THEM CHIMPNAP LO-LO, 480 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,458 AND...I LOVE YOU. 481 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,859 - IS THAT TRUE? 482 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,761 BECAUSE SHE LIES... A LOT. 483 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:52,365 - IT'S ALL OF OUR FAULTS. 484 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,202 - WE REALLY WANT TO STAY HERE IN L.A. AND MAKE AN ALBUM... 485 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,103 - AND A TOUR.. - AND BE FAMOUS... 486 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,539 - BUT WE MAY HAVE GONE A LITTLE TOO FAR. 487 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,873 - SORRY? 488 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,943 - THOSE ARE A LOT OF SENTENCES CONTAINING WORDS, 489 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,212 CONTAINING LETTERS, 490 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:08,114 AND I ADMIRE YOUR PASSION AND DEDICATION, 491 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,482 BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT 492 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,951 THAT LO-LO PICKS WHICH DEMOS WIN. 493 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,052 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, LO-LO? 494 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,254 DO YOU LIKE BIG TIME RUSH? 495 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:17,290 [intense music] 496 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,593 * * 497 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,661 - THBBBT! 498 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,363 - OOOH, THE FART NOISE. 499 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,533 SORRY, BOYS, VAMPIRAH WINS. 500 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,335 - LO-LO'S WRONG, DADDY. 501 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,970 THE VAMPIRE FAD HAS ONE, TWO YEARS LEFT, MAX. 502 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,240 THESE GUYS' SONGS HAVE INFECTIOUS MELODIES, 503 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,507 CLASSIC POP HOOKS, 504 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,808 AND BIG TIME RUSH WILL CRUSH 505 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,244 THE 6- TO 16-YEAR-OLD DEMOGRAPHIC, 506 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,313 WHICH IS YOUR CORE MUSIC-BUYING BASE. 507 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,249 - WOW. 508 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:46,085 LO-LO, I'M TRANSFERRING YOU TO MISSILE DEFENSE. 509 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:49,055 MERCEDES, YOU'RE MY NEW HIT-PREDICTING ADVISER, 510 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,691 AND THIS WAY, WE'LL GET TO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER. 511 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,460 BIG TIME RUSH WINS! 512 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:58,398 [all screaming] 513 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,267 ANYTHING ELSE FOR MY PRINCESS? 514 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,635 - WELL, I NEVER REALLY GOT A CHANCE TO DATE LOGAN. 515 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,771 - LOGAN, YOU'RE MERCEDES' NEW BOYFRIEND. 516 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,105 - AH-AH! 517 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,540 - NOW GET TO WORK. 518 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,576 WE NEED SOME NEW SONGS FOR THE BIG TIME RUSH ALBUM. 519 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,378 - I'VE ALREADY GOT ONE. 520 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,712 MOVE OUT. 521 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,080 [together] WHOO! 522 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,417 [upbeat music] 523 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:18,818 - * WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN * 524 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,887 * BACK AGAINST THE WALL * 525 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:24,324 - * GOT NO MORE TO GIVE 'CAUSE WE GAVE IT ALL * 526 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,827 - * SEEMS LIKE GOING THE DISTANCE IS UNREALISTIC * 527 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,897 - * BUT WE'RE TOO FAR FROM THE START * 528 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:34,667 - * SO WE TAKE WHAT COMES AND WE KEEP ON GOING * 529 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,904 * LEANING ON EACH OTHER'S SHOULDERS * 530 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,172 * THEN WE TURN AROUND * 531 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,810 * AND SEE WE'VE COME SO FAR SOMEHOW * 532 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,478 [together] * WE'RE HALFWAY THERE * 533 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,146 * WE'RE LOOKING GOOD NOW * 534 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,249 * AND NOTHING'S GONNA GET IN THE WAY * 535 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,820 * WE'RE HALFWAY THERE AND LOOKING BACK NOW * 536 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,023 * I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D EVER SAY * 537 00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:02,562 * WE'RE HALFWAY THERE * 538 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,564 * * 539 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:07,834 - * IF WE NEVER FLEW WE WOULD NEVER FALL * 540 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:11,037 * IF THE WORLD WAS OURS, WE WOULD HAVE IT ALL * 541 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:15,041 * BUT THE LIFE WE LIVE ISN'T SO SIMPLISTIC * 542 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,810 * YOU JUST DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT * 543 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:21,814 - * SO WE TAKE WHAT COMES AND WE KEEP ON GOING * 544 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,984 * LEANING ON EACH OTHER'S SHOULDERS * 545 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,787 * THEN WE TURN AROUND * 546 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,523 * AND SEE WE'VE COME SO FAR SOMEHOW * 547 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,425 [together] * WE'RE HALFWAY THERE * 548 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,361 * WE'RE LOOKING GOOD NOW * 549 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,397 * AND NOTHING'S GONNA GET IN THE WAY * 550 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:41,167 * WE'RE HALFWAY THERE AND LOOKING BACK NOW * 551 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:44,471 * I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D EVER SAY * 552 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,173 * WE'RE HALFWAY THERE * 553 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,576 - * OH, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE * 554 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:50,943 - * HALFWAY THERE * 555 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:54,046 * WE'RE HALFWAY THERE * 556 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,848 - * OH, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE * 557 00:21:55,915 --> 00:22:00,753 - * YEAH, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE * 558 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,988 - WHOO! 559 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,690 - I LIKE IT. 560 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,692 - WHOO! 561 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,694 - FINE, YOU GET TO STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. 562 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,696 both: YES! 563 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,831 - YOU STILL HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING I SAY, 564 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:14,033 BECAUSE I'M YOUR BOSS, 565 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:17,470 AND I WILL MAKE EVERY DAY HERE FOR YOU AT THE PALMWOODS 566 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,572 WORSE THAN THE LAST. 567 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,409 - I NEED TO RENEW THE LEASE FOR 2-J. 568 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,776 - WE'RE GONNA MAKE A FULL ALBUM... 569 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,111 - AND PROBABLY A CONCERT TOUR... 570 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,548 - AND BE FAMOUS. 571 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,082 - I QUIT, 572 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,051 AND I GAVE BOATER BOB THE REST OF THE DAY OFF. 573 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,520 - WHAT ROOM? 574 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:36,656 - 3-B, AND IT'S BAD. 575 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:39,626 - WHOA. 576 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,865 - WELL, I GUESS WE'RE NOT GOING HOME. 577 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,801 - ACTUALLY, MOM, I THINK WE ARE HOME. 578 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,202 - RACE YOU TO THE POOL. 579 00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,504 - OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 580 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,973 [all speaking excitedly] 581 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:59,646 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 582 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:03,282 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME * 583 00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:05,284 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 584 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:07,286 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT * 585 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:10,322 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME * 586 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:11,357 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 587 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,192 - * HEY, HEY * 588 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:15,327 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW * 589 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:17,163 - * HEY, HEY * 590 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,131 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 591 00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,067 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 592 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,335 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 593 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,771 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 594 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,239 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 595 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:31,243 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 596 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:34,647 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 597 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:39,318 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *