1 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:15,649 - KELLY, WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERAS? 2 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,285 - GUSTAVO WANTS YOU TO SHOOT SOME VIDEOS 3 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,153 FOR THE FUTURE BIG TIME RUSH WEBSITE... 4 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,588 - COOL. - SWEET. 5 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,790 - SO YOUR FUTURE FANS CAN GET TO KNOW THE REAL YOU. 6 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,958 NOW, GET SHOOTING, 7 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,528 AND GET THE CAMERAS BACK TO ME IN THE MORNING. 8 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:30,364 - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 9 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:32,233 - THIS IS JAMES FROM BIG TIME RUSH. 10 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:35,069 ENJOY. 11 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,137 - HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP? 12 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,505 IT'S CARLOS OF BIG TIME RUSH. 13 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,607 I'M GONNA JUMP THE POOL ON MY ROCKET SKATES. 14 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:42,110 CHECK IT OUT. 15 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,611 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 16 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,946 THREE, TWO, ONE. 17 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:48,382 AUUUUGH! 18 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:51,552 [upbeat electronic music] 19 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,854 - THIS IS WHAT I CALL THE HOCKEY PUCK CAM. 20 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:56,890 - * YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS * 21 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:58,459 - * FAMOUS * 22 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:01,529 - * YOU WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO'S LIVING THE LIFE * 23 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,397 * YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS * 24 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,899 - THIS IS THE LOBBY. 25 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:07,601 OH, AND THOSE ARE THE ELEVATORS. 26 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:08,636 [laughs] YOU KNOW. 27 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:11,572 [all speaking simultaneously] 28 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,611 - HEY, HERE ARE YOUR VIDEOS. 29 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:18,879 - THERE YOU GO. 30 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:20,047 - ENJOY. 31 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:22,483 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 32 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,718 - AUUUUGH! 33 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,920 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 34 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:28,689 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 35 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:32,760 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME * 36 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,562 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 37 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,364 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 38 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:39,767 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME * 39 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:40,868 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 40 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,703 - * HEY, HEY * 41 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,772 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW * 42 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,507 - * HEY, HEY * 43 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,376 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 44 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,344 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 45 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,679 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 46 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:52,680 - * OH * 47 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,081 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 48 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,284 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 49 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,818 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK * 50 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:00,521 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 51 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:04,225 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 52 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:09,062 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 53 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,535 - BOYS, OUR ALBUM COMES OUT IN THREE MONTHS, 54 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:17,838 AND GIVEN OUR RECENT WEB VIDEO DISASTER, 55 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,608 IT'S TIME FOR PHASE TWO 56 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:23,043 OF MY GET BIG TIME RUSH ON THE WEB 57 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,012 SO PEOPLE WILL KNOW ABOUT YOU AND BUY YOUR ALBUM 58 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,447 IN THREE MONTHS. 59 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:28,482 - IS THAT PHASE TWO UNDER THE SHEET? 60 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,817 - GUYS, GET READY, 61 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:33,421 BECAUSE TODAY BIG TIME RUSH IS SPENDING 62 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,955 A DAY WITH DEKE. 63 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:38,359 - HOLLYWOOD'S NUMBER ONE ENTERTAINMENT MUSIC BLOGGER. 64 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,261 - GUYS, DAK ZEVON WAS A NOBODY, 65 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,863 UNTIL HE SPENT THE DAY ICE FISHING WITH DEKE. 66 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:46,700 THEN HE BECAME... "THE REEL DEAL." 67 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:51,705 - AND TODAY IT'S BIG TIME RUSH AT THE FAMOUS PALMWOODS POOL. 68 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,106 [together] OH, NICE. 69 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,942 - COOL, SO WE JUST HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH THIS GUY 70 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,044 AND BE THE REAL US. 71 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,412 [laughter] 72 00:02:58,479 --> 00:02:59,880 both: NO. 73 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,715 - I DON'T WANT HIM ANYWHERE NEAR THE REAL YOU. 74 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,150 YOU'LL JUST KNOCK HIM INTO THE POOL 75 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:05,586 OR SLICE OFF HIS ARM WITH A HOCKEY STICK. 76 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:06,954 - 'CAUSE THAT'S BAD, RIGHT? 77 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,457 - YES, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE A BAD DAY WITH DEKE, 78 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,260 YOUR CAREERS COULD END UP LIKE TANYON LAVELL'S. 79 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,894 [together] WHO'S TANYON LAVELL? 80 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,029 both: EXACTLY. 81 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,466 - AND NOW, I PRESENT TO YOU 82 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:22,803 MY DAY WITH DEKE BIG TIME DOG TRAINING PREPARATION TEAM. 83 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:27,074 [horn wailing] 84 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,609 [gong resounds] 85 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,544 CHANGE THEM. 86 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,813 [together] AHHHHHH! 87 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,383 - HOGGING OUR FREE INTERNET AGAIN? 88 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:36,684 - I'M TRYING TO CREATE A BLOG. 89 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,287 SHOULD I GO POLITICAL PUNDIT, 90 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,855 OR SHOULD I JUST POST PICTURES OF SMALL ANIMALS WITH BIG HEADS? 91 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:45,125 - DON'T CARE. 92 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:48,596 UGH, LOOK AT THOSE GENIUSES. 93 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,331 SHE'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE DOOR. 94 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,633 - SHE'LL MAKE IT FURTHER THAN HIM. 95 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,902 - CARE TO MAKE A FRIENDLY BET? 96 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,675 - HAH! YOU LOSE. 97 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,311 - THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME. 98 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:04,445 - YEAH, IT DOES. 99 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,083 - BOYS, WE'VE NOT ONLY RE-CREATED 100 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,419 THE PALMWOODS POOL SETTING 101 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,621 FOR YOUR DAY WITH DEKE. 102 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:17,358 - WE'VE ALSO RE-CREATED DEKE. 103 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:18,792 - HE'S SO TINY. 104 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,161 - PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT WHEN YOU SEE HIM, 105 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:24,665 BECAUSE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT WHAT HE THINKS OF YOU. 106 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:25,833 GOT IT? 107 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,034 [together] GOT IT. 108 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,337 - NOW, GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR TRAINING, 109 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:30,704 MY YOUNG PADAWANS. 110 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:35,776 IT BEGINS...NOW. 111 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:39,913 - BOYS, WE'VE ANALYZED EVERY ONE OF DEKE'S CELEBRITY BLOGS 112 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,516 AND HAVE THE QUESTIONS HE'S MOST LIKELY TO ASK. 113 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,984 - SO LET'S GET STARTED. 114 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:47,355 KENDALL, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE BTR'S MUSIC? 115 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:52,192 - OH, UM, I'D SAY IT'S GOT SOME ROCK AND... 116 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:53,561 [buzzer buzzes] 117 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,062 - TOO LONG. 118 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,432 DEKE WANTS JUICY SOUND BITES HE CAN SINK HIS BLOG INTO. 119 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:01,068 - SAY, "BIG TIME RUSH IS A FUN MIX 120 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,671 OF ROCK, POP, WITH A DASH OF R&B." 121 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,139 - LOGAN, IF YOU WEREN'T IN A BAND, 122 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,975 WHAT WOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW? 123 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,276 - STUDYING TO BE A DOCTOR. 124 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,578 [buzzer buzzes] 125 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:11,845 - WRONG. 126 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,014 DEKE IS GONNA THINK YOU'RE GEEKY. 127 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,384 SAY YOU'D RATHER BE SNOWBOARDING. 128 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,452 - SNOWBOARDING? both: SNOWBOARDING. 129 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,053 - OKAY. 130 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,522 - MY LUCKY COMB. 131 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:22,623 [buzzer buzzes] 132 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,691 - YES. [buzzer buzzes] 133 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:24,825 NO. [buzzer buzzes] 134 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,226 MAYBE. [buzzer buzzes] 135 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:28,462 - ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM. 136 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:29,497 [buzzer buzzes] 137 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:30,664 - APATOSAURUS? 138 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:31,799 [buzzer buzzes] 139 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,266 - GOLDEN SHOES. [buzzer buzzes] 140 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:34,635 - CHEESE STICKS. [buzzer buzzes] 141 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,103 - I'M GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE! 142 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,471 [buzzer buzzes] 143 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,072 - I WAS SEVEN. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING. 144 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,874 [buzzer buzzing repeatedly] 145 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:41,942 - WOULD YOU STOP IT? 146 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,544 [buzzer buzzing repeatedly] 147 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,646 - VIOLENCE. [buzzer buzzes] 148 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,416 - CARLOS, VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER. 149 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:49,983 THE CORRECT ANSWER IS SEVEN. 150 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,485 - OH. 151 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:54,021 - OKAY, ACCORDING TO THOSE ANSWERS, 152 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,690 WE PREDICT DEKE WILL THINK YOU'RE SLIGHTLY MORE ADVANCED 153 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,692 THAN CAVEMEN WHO LIKE CORN DOGS. 154 00:05:58,759 --> 00:05:59,693 - AHH! 155 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,094 WE CAN DO BETTER. 156 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,863 - HEY, WE ARE WAY MORE DEVELOPED THAN CAVEMEN, 157 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:03,964 CRO-MAGNON EVEN. 158 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,933 - AND WE LIKE HOT DOGS TOO. 159 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,436 - WE'RE JUST FOUR HOCKEY PLAYERS WHO LOVE SINGING, 160 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:11,071 AND WE CANT' WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO HEAR OUR FIRST ALBUM. 161 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,105 [dings] 162 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,907 - CONGRATULATIONS. 163 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:17,745 DEKE NOW THINKS BIG TIME RUSH IS FOUR DEDICATED, SMART, 164 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,448 AND FUN-LOVING GUYS WHO SHARE A PASSION FOR MUSIC. 165 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:24,317 - AND HE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR ALBUM. 166 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,453 [together] YES! 167 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,254 - SHOULDN'T WE BE HELPING THE GUYS? 168 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,756 - WE ARE. 169 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:32,092 WELCOME TO PHASE THREE OF MY BIG TIME INTERNET BLITZ. 170 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,361 I'M GIVING THE GUYS SCUTTLEBUTTER ACCOUNTS. 171 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:36,830 THAT WAY, THEY CAN TEXT THEIR FANS 172 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,833 WHAT'S THE HAPS, ONLY THEY WON'T BE POSTING. 173 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:44,171 IT'LL BE ME, BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID. 174 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,338 - PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. 175 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:46,940 - IT'S EASY. 176 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,241 I SIGNED UP TOO. 177 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:51,011 YOU JUST SCUTTBUTT FUN FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF. 178 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:55,082 "I HATE BRUSSELSPROUTS." 179 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,750 DONE. 180 00:06:56,817 --> 00:07:01,154 - IT'S TWO WORDS: BRUSSELS SPROUTS. 181 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:04,291 - ALL RIGHT, DELETE... DELETE, BACKSPACE, 182 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,527 AND CUT-- 183 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,529 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 184 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:09,997 - [scoffs] 185 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,800 YOU JUST SENT OUT A SCUTTBUTT SAYING YOU HATE BRUSSELS, 186 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,535 AS IN THE CAPITAL OF BELGIUM. 187 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:15,836 - AHHHH! 188 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,104 WHO CARES? 189 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,839 [upbeat accordion music] 190 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,073 - PHTTTHEW! 191 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,509 SACRE BLEU! 192 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:24,311 THIS RECORD PRODUCER, HE SAYS HE HATES BRUSSELS. 193 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:28,048 - [all speaking simultaneously] 194 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:32,152 - AND NOW FOR A TRUE TEST OF SKILL, 195 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,153 DOUBLE OR NOTHING. 196 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,655 - IT WAS A FRIENDLY BET. 197 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:36,089 IT ALREADY IS NOTHING, 198 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:38,959 AND I'M TRYING TO THINK UP A BLOG HERE. 199 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:41,061 - FOLLOW THE BALL. 200 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,663 FOLLOW THE BALL. 201 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:47,568 WHERE IT GOES, NOBODY KNOWS. 202 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:48,936 - MIDDLE. 203 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,104 - WRONG. 204 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:54,241 WHAT? 205 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,077 - DUDE, YOU SHOULD GET OUT... NOW. 206 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,146 JUST WALK AWAY. 207 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:02,249 SERIOUSLY. 208 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:06,253 - BOYS, SAY HELLO TO BODY LANGUAGE EXPERT TO THE STARS, 209 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,456 MR. FONG. 210 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:12,325 - WHAT'S WITH THE BISCUITS? 211 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,194 - NO POINTING! 212 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,864 DEKE WILL THINK YOU ARE ACCUSING. 213 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:20,634 OFFER A GENTLE SMILE INSTEAD. 214 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,472 - OW. 215 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:29,009 - DEKE THINKS YOU ARE SHALLOW AND ONLY CARE ABOUT APPEARANCES. 216 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,678 - UH, IS THAT BAD? 217 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,713 OUCH! 218 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:33,881 - OW. 219 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,049 - NEVER CROSS YOUR ARMS! 220 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,887 DEKE WILL THINK YOU ARE CLOSED TO HIM. 221 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:45,392 YOU WANT TO BE OPEN. 222 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,661 - OPEN, HEH-HEH-HEH. - BETTER. 223 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:48,596 [together] OHHHH. 224 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:51,131 - NO SLOUCHING! 225 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,900 AHHHH! 226 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,101 SHOW ME. 227 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,704 DEKE THINKS YOU ARE... ENGAGED. 228 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,610 HE THINKS YOU ARE...COOL. 229 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:09,349 ECLECTIC! 230 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,885 SMOKING HOT! 231 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:19,927 NOW YOU ARE READY FOR YOUR DAY WITH DEKE. 232 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:23,430 [together] OH, YES! 233 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:24,998 OHHHH! 234 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,099 - WHAT? 235 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,534 FONG IS HUNGRY. 236 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,236 - OHHH. 237 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:32,472 - BOYS, THIS IS A TEST YOU CANNOT FAIL. 238 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:36,176 - YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS A DAY DEKE WILL NEVER FORGET. 239 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:39,780 - WHAT HE THINKS IS WHAT IS. 240 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:42,916 - AND REMEMBER, OUR ALBUM COMES OUT IN THREE MONTHS, 241 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:45,518 AND THE WEB IS A POWERFUL TOOL 242 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:48,455 THAT CAN TAKE BTR RIGHT TO THE TOP, 243 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:53,326 AND DEKE IS A POWERFUL MAN. 244 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,663 - SO YOU GUYS ARE BIG TIME RUSH. 245 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:56,664 - [laughs] 246 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,700 YOU'RE SO TINY. 247 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,401 [keyboard tapping] 248 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,370 [together] YEAH, WE'RE BIG TIME RUSH. 249 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,139 - SO HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE BTR'S MUSIC? 250 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,009 - BIG TIME RUSH IS A FUN MIX OF ROCK, POP, 251 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,310 WITH A DASH OF R&B. 252 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,312 [tapping] 253 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,148 - WHAT WOULD YOU BE DOING IF YOU WEREN'T IN A POP BAND? 254 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,584 - UM... SNOWBOARDIN'. 255 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,986 IT'S KIND OF MY THING. 256 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,620 - OH, YES. 257 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:23,623 - YOU KNOW, HALF-PIPE. 258 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,425 - AND WHO ARE YOU? 259 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,795 - ME? 260 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,029 I'M JAMES. 261 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:32,032 [tapping] 262 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,006 - I LOVE THE WEB, WEB, WEB, WEB. 263 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,441 RIGHT NOW THE BOYS ARE WINNING OVER DEKE, 264 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,177 AND THANKS TO SCUTTLEBUTTER, 265 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,379 I'M GETTING THE BIG TIME WORD OUT 266 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:50,984 ALL OVER THE WORLD. 267 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,620 - WHY ARE YOU ON TV? 268 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,823 GUSTAVO ROCQUE IS BACK IN THE NEWS 269 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,058 FOR SPARKING OUTRAGE IN BELGIUM. 270 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,728 AFTER POSTING ON SCUTTLEBUTTER THAT HE HATES BRUSSELS, 271 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,596 BELGIAN AMERICANS IN L.A.'S LITTLE ANTWERP 272 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,398 ARE BURNING HIS RECORDS 273 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,400 AND BOYCOTTING HIS LATEST PROJECT: 274 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,769 BIG TIME RUSH. 275 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:13,473 - AHHHHH! 276 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,942 - OKAY, DONE. 277 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,744 - WAIT, WHAT? THAT--THAT'S IT? 278 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,746 - "BIG TIME RUSH IS JUST ANOTHER BAND 279 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:21,314 "FORCE-FED UPON US BY THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. 280 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,216 "FROM THE BLOGGER THAT ONLY WRITES THE TRUTH, 281 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,652 "IT'S CLEAR THEY ARE FULL OF REHEARSED SOUND BITES, 282 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:29,522 CHOREOGRAPHED BODY LANGUAGE, AND NO REAL SUBSTANCE." 283 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,124 - AHH! 284 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,861 - "I SUSPECT THEIR WORDS, HAIR, WARDROBE, 285 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,830 "AND SINGING IS DONE FOR THEM. 286 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,066 DON'T BUY THEIR ALBUM." 287 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:43,270 BYE. 288 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,272 - WELL, TRAINING DIDN'T WORK. 289 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:48,942 - IT'S TIME FOR PLAN B, AS IN BE OURSELVES. 290 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,812 [together] COME ON. GET HIM. GET HIM. 291 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:52,880 - WAIT, DEKE. 292 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,214 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. 293 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,116 WE'RE SORRY. THAT WASN'T US OUT THERE. 294 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,317 - JUST GIVE US A SECOND CHANCE. 295 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,551 - AND YOU CAN'T LEAVE YET. 296 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,153 IT'S "A DAY WITH DEKE." 297 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,355 - YEAH, NOT "FIVE MINUTES WITH DEKE." 298 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,558 - MY BLOG SEEKS THE TRUTH, AND THE TRUTH HERE IS, 299 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:09,129 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT OVERDRESSED CORPORATE POTBOTS. 300 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,630 - AHH! 301 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,400 - NOW, I AM GOING BACK TO THE COFFEE SHOP TO PROOF THIS 302 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,803 AND THEN POST IT TO MY BLOG AND TELL EVERYONE 303 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:19,807 THAT BIG TIME RUSH IS A BIG WASTE OF TIME. 304 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:27,147 [together] HEY. JAMES. 305 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,148 WHAT WAS THAT? 306 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,482 - PLAN C? 307 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,288 - OH-OH-OH-OHHH. 308 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,657 - OKAY, WE DISCONNECTED THE PALMWOODS' WI-FI 309 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,326 SO DEKE CAN'T POST HIS BLOG FROM HERE. 310 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,627 - EHHH. 311 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,729 - WE ALSO DISCONNECTED THE CABLE TV, TELEPHONE, 312 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,497 AIR-CONDITIONING, AND ALL THE GARDEN HOSES... 313 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,833 JUST IN CASE. 314 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:46,834 [pounding at door] 315 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,102 - YOU CAN'T STOP THE TRUTH. 316 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,971 - LOOK, IF YOU JUST AGREE TO SPEND 317 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,973 THE REST OF THE DAY WITH US LIKE YOU PROMISED... 318 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,842 - AND LET US PROVE WE'RE NOT PHONIES... 319 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,376 both: WE'LL LET YOU OUT. 320 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,878 - OKAY. 321 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,181 - HUH. 322 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,184 - AHH. 323 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,120 AHHHH! 324 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,859 AS SOON AS I GET INTERNET ACCESS, 325 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,427 YOU GUYS ARE BIG TIME FINISHED! 326 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,864 - WELL, LET'S LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 327 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,867 THIS IS DEFINITELY A DAY DEKE WILL NEVER FORGET. 328 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:23,603 - YUP. 329 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:27,174 - THE GAME: AIR HOCKEY. 330 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,510 THE RULES: FIRST ONE TO SCORE WINS... 331 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,511 DOUBLE OR NOTHING. 332 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,646 - DOUBLE OF NOTHING IS NOTHING, 333 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,016 AND WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT A TRAVEL BLOG, 334 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,384 LIKE, "DON'T STAY AT THE PALMWOODS, 335 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:38,718 BECAUSE THE MANAGER'S NUTS"? 336 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:39,987 - WI-FI IS DOWN. 337 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,190 BESIDES, SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S SCARED. 338 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:47,060 [imitates chicken clucking] 339 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,661 - OH, JUST GIVE ME A PADDLE. 340 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,801 [dramatic music] 341 00:13:54,902 --> 00:14:00,107 * * 342 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,942 - SOMETIME TODAY. 343 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,110 [needle scratching on record] 344 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,444 - OKAY. 345 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,514 [dramatic music] 346 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:11,018 * * 347 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,223 - TED GARCIA OUTSIDE OF ROCQUE RECORDS, 348 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:20,260 WHERE BELGIAN PROTESTERS NUMBERING IN THE DOUBLE DIGITS 349 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:23,430 ARE STRIKING BACK AGAINST ANTIBELGIANISM. 350 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,365 - IT WAS A TYPO! 351 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,633 - DON'T WORRY. 352 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,068 BELGIANS TEND TO GET TIRED QUICKLY, 353 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,836 THEN GO HOME AND MAKE WAFFLES. 354 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,939 - THEY'RE A PEACE-LOVING AND GENTLE PEOPLE... 355 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,240 - AND NOW JOINING THE PROTEST 356 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:37,077 IS VERY BUFF AND VIOLENT HOLLYWOOD ACTION STAR 357 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,012 JEAN-LUC VARN DARN. 358 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,481 both: EXCEPT FOR THAT GUY. 359 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:45,352 - GUSTAVO, I AM COMING FOR YOU. 360 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,353 ARGH! 361 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:54,427 - AUUUUGH! 362 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,463 SEND. 363 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,631 - LOOK, WE JUST WANT A CHANCE 364 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,567 TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU THINK ABOUT US. 365 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,436 - FINE, I'LL INTERVIEW YOU THROUGH THE DOOR. 366 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,772 [together] YES! WHOO! 367 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,475 - WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO COME TO L.A.? 368 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,578 - UM, WELL, WE DIDN'T REALLY PLAN ON THIS, 369 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,480 BUT WHEN AMAZING OPPORTUNITIES COME, YOU HAVE TO-- 370 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,648 - COULD SOMEONE ELABORATE ON THAT? 371 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,418 - SURE, WELL, IT WAS MY DREAM TO BE A POP STAR, 372 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,320 BUT MY BUDS HELPED ME GET TO THE AUDITION-- 373 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:24,124 - WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 20... 374 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,726 - OH, NO! HIS BATTERY DIED! 375 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,760 WAIT, WAIT. 376 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,997 all: WHAT? WAIT, WHAT? 377 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,335 - HE'S IN THE DUCTS! 378 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,869 - AUUUGH! 379 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,472 - ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIND A HARDWIRED COMPUTER 380 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,908 AND EXPOSE THE BIG TIME TRUTH. 381 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,277 - YEAH, WELL, THE TRUTH IS, WE DO SO SING. 382 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,445 OBSERVE. 383 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:49,249 all: * C, C, C, C * 384 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,518 - NOT BAD, BUT I WILL DESTROY YOU. 385 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,354 all: GO, GO, GO, GO! 386 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,490 - I FEEL SO SPINY, AND, MAN, IT'S HOT IN HERE. 387 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,726 [breathing deeply] 388 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,328 all: DO YOU WANT SOME WATER? 389 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,196 - DO YOU HAVE SPARKLING? 390 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,531 - ONE SECOND. 391 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,898 - HE'S COMING. 392 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,835 - HEY, CATCH. 393 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:09,869 - THANKS. 394 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,042 AHH, LATER, LOSERS. 395 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,344 all: WHAT? WAIT. 396 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:25,185 - OHH, AHHHH! 397 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,819 OW! 398 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,122 - SO, UM, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE? 399 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,658 - FALSE IMPRISONMENT, INVOLUNTARY MANHUNTING. 400 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,627 I WOULD SAY AT LEAST 100 HOURS' COMMUNITY SERVICE. 401 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,695 both: OUCH. 402 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,097 [metal clanging] 403 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:41,534 - IS HE GOING BACK UP? 404 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,536 - AHHH. 405 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,272 THAT WAS KIND OF FUN. 406 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,207 WHEE! 407 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:48,308 - WHICH WAY DID HE SLIDE? 408 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,576 - I DON'T KNOW. 409 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:50,777 WE CAN'T LOSE HIM. 410 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:55,415 HE THINKS WE'RE BIG TIME PHONIES. 411 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,217 - OH, HE WENT THAT WAY. THAT WAY. THAT WAY. 412 00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:01,721 - WHERE ARE YOU, INTERNET CONNECTION? 413 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:06,093 JACKPOT. 414 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,295 [grunting] 415 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,763 NOW I LAND IN THE CHAIR, PLUG IN, 416 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,433 AND BYE-BYE, BIG TIME PHONIES. 417 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:19,106 DARN IT! 418 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,740 [all chanting] 419 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,510 - NOW, ONCE THEY SEE A PHOTO OF YOU 420 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,678 ENJOYING BELGIAN WAFFLES... 421 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,548 - THEY'LL FORGET EVERYTHING, AND YOU'LL BE A NATIONAL HERO. 422 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,284 - WAIT, AREN'T BELGIAN WAFFLES SUPPOSED TO BE, YOU KNOW, 423 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,719 REALLY THICK? 424 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:33,853 - YEAH... 425 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,488 both: AND SO ARE BELGIANS. 426 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,159 [laughter] 427 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,128 [all chanting] 428 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,230 - THESE AREN'T BELGIAN WAFFLES. 429 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,365 THESE ARE FROZEN TOASTER WAFFLES! 430 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,666 GET HIM! 431 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,802 [all yelling] 432 00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,447 - I DECIDED I HATE THE WEB. 433 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,881 - GUSTAVO ROCQUE, 434 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:05,652 YOU HAVE INSULTED BELGIUM FOR THE LAST TIME. 435 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,053 - WAIT! 436 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,156 I'LL HOLD THEM OFF. 437 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,195 - RUN! 438 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,797 - GET THEM! 439 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,467 [all yelling] 440 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,701 - LIFE'S FUNNY, YOU KNOW? 441 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,404 ONE DAY YOU'RE HOCKEY PLAYERS. 442 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,805 THEN YOU'RE A POP BAND. 443 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:29,609 - THEN BLOGNAPPERS. 444 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,043 - WHY DOES HE THINK WE'RE PHONIES, HMM? 445 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,312 HE SHOULD LIKE US. 446 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,414 - WHY WOULD HE LIKE US? 447 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,784 BECAUSE I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST: I DON'T LIKE US RIGHT NOW. 448 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:41,053 WORSE THAN THAT, SINCE WHEN DID WE START CARING 449 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,455 ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT US? 450 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,392 IT'S WHAT WE THINK ABOUT OURSELVES THAT MATTERS. 451 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,893 - I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE LET THE MARKETERS 452 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,395 PUT WORDS IN OUR MOUTHS. 453 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,297 - I THINK MR. FONG'S BISCUITS 454 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,199 MAY HAVE CAUSED TEMPORARY INSANITY. 455 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,267 - HO-HO, FINALLY A TRUE STATEMENT. 456 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,935 - AND DO YOU GUYS REALIZE 457 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,205 WE NEVER EVEN QUESTIONED THESE OUTFITS? 458 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,207 - I THINK... WE LOOK GOOD. 459 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,641 - IT'S A LITTLE OVERDONE. 460 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,210 - QUIET, YOU. 461 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,012 - WE ARE NOT FOUR HOCKEY PLAYERS FROM MINNESOTA ANYMORE. 462 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,682 WE ARE FOUR ANAKINS WHO WENT TO THE DARK SIDE. 463 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:10,783 - OW! 464 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,485 [together] SO WHAT DO WE DO? 465 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,394 - YOU'RE LETTING ME GO? 466 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,962 - COME ON. 467 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,731 - WATCH IT. EASY. 468 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,633 - YOU'RE GOOD. - OKAY. 469 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,469 - AND THE TRUTH IS, WITH OUR ALBUM COMING OUT SOON, 470 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:33,306 THERE'S A LOT OF PRESSURE, AND IT KIND OF GOT TO US. 471 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,441 - WE HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE US. 472 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,743 - AND WE HOPE YOU DON'T PRESS CHARGES. 473 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:41,514 - WOW, YOU'VE REALLY GIVEN ME SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT... 474 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,050 RIGHT AFTER I POST MY BLOG ABOUT HOW I WAS LOCKED IN A CLOSET, 475 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,687 TACKLED, CHASED THROUGH DUCTS, AND TRAPPED IN A GARBAGE CAN. 476 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:50,923 BYE. 477 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,559 - HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW. 478 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,694 MAYBE HE'LL GET HIT BY A BUS ON THE WAY TO HIS COFFEE SHOP. 479 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,128 [horn honking, tires screeching] 480 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:59,332 [together] OHHH, SO CLOSE! 481 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,568 - LET'S GO, TRIPLE OR NOTHING, ANYTHING. 482 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,103 I CAN'T LOSE TO A TEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 483 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:07,707 - FINE, AND THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE MARBLES, 484 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,742 MARBLES REPRESENTING NOTHING, OF COURSE. 485 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,579 - GOT IT. 486 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,782 - NOW, YOU STAND IN FRONT OF THIS BUCKET. 487 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:25,024 I BET THAT I CAN THROW THESE WATER BALLOONS 488 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,594 INTO THAT BUCKET AND NOT GET A DROP ON YOU. 489 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,628 - HA! 490 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,996 IMPOSSIBLE. 491 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,131 YOU'RE ON. 492 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:36,669 OW. 493 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:41,874 OW. 494 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,345 AHA! 495 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,779 I WIN! 496 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,147 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 497 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,283 I WIN. I WIN. I WIN. 498 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,419 YOU LOSE. 499 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,221 YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET ONE BALLOON IN THE BUCKET. 500 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,756 - I KNOW, BUT THIS MORNING, 501 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,958 I BET A BUNCH OF KIDS 20 BUCKS 502 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,259 THAT I COULD PELT YOU WITH BALLOONS, 503 00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:02,161 AND YOU'D CHEER. 504 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,896 [cash register dinging] 505 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,899 I'M GONNA USE IT TO FINANCE MY ADVICE BLOG: 506 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,935 BUSTYOURBUILDINGMANAGER.COM. 507 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,337 - SMART. 508 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:14,874 SAY, CAN YOU LEND ME $20 TO GET SOME DRY CLEANING? 509 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,142 - KEEP IT. 510 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:22,349 - WELL, LOOKS LIKE GUSTAVO HAD A GOOD DAY TOO. 511 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,951 - BOYS, I HAVE A FEELING 512 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:28,020 YOUR ALBUM'S NOT GONNA SELL VERY WELL IN BELGIUM. 513 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,757 [together] YEAH, ABOUT THE ALBUM... 514 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,793 both: YOUR DAY WITH DEKE! 515 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,362 - GUSTAVO, BEFORE YOU READ THE BLOG... 516 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:36,262 both: SHH. AH-AH-AH. 517 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,398 - "THE BIG TIME TRUTH: 518 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:42,535 "AFTER LIES ABOUT SNOWBOARDING, CORPORATE-WRITTEN SOUND BITES, 519 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,771 "AND BEING LOCKED IN A SUPPLY CLOSET, 520 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,239 "I KNEW WITHIN MY FIRST FIVE MINUTES 521 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:51,411 THAT BIG TIME RUSH WERE BIG TIME PHONIES." 522 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,580 YOU LOCKED HIM IN A SUPPLY CLOSET? 523 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,614 [together] YEP. 524 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:55,815 - [yells] 525 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,850 - "BUT"--HEY-- 526 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,052 "THE REST OF MY DAY WAS LITERALLY... 527 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,989 A BIG TIME RUSH." 528 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,791 - "AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OF 20-FOOT-HIGH 529 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,926 "HEATING DUCT SLIDES, GARBAGE CAN RIDES, 530 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,796 AND SPARKLING WATER DELIVERED UPON REQUEST..." 531 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:12,031 - "BUT IN DISCOVERING THAT BIG TIME RUSH 532 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:15,402 "ARE FOUR DEDICATED, SMART, AND FUN-LOVING GUYS 533 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,437 WHO SHARE A PASSION FOR MUSIC AND LIFE." 534 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,707 - "MY DAY WITH BIG TIME RUSH IS ONE I'LL NEVER FORGET." 535 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:25,412 - "AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING THEIR NEW ALBUM." 536 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:30,082 all: YEAH! YES! WHOO-HOO! 537 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,751 - OKAY, OKAY, 538 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,620 NOW THAT MY DOGS HAVE CRUSHED PHASE TWO 539 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,187 OF OUR BIG TIME WEB ATTACK, 540 00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:39,258 LET'S GO BACK TO PHASE ONE AND MAKE SOME WEB VIDEOS 541 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,828 FOR THE BIG TIME RUSH WEBSITE. 542 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:45,197 - AND THIS TIME, TRY NOT TO BREAK THE CAMERAS. 543 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,833 [together] GOT IT. 544 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,668 - HEY, WHAT'S UP, GUYS? BIG TIME RUSH HERE. 545 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,102 - YEAH, AND THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE 546 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,238 SLIDING DOWN THE PALMWOODS AIR DUCT. 547 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:53,773 both: CHECK IT. 548 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,042 all: WHOOOOA! 549 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:02,014 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 550 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:05,452 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME * 551 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,454 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 552 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:09,456 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT * 553 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:12,492 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME * 554 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,460 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 555 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,327 - * HEY, HEY * 556 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:17,464 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW * 557 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,231 - * HEY, HEY * 558 00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:21,233 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 559 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,202 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 560 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,472 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 561 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:26,906 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 562 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:29,375 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 563 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:33,379 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 564 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,883 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 565 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:41,488 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *