1 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:11,445 - SO HOT! - IT'S HOT! 2 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:15,449 - SO HOT! SO HOT! 3 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,786 OH. 4 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,554 - IT'S 95 DEGREES OUT. 5 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:23,524 WHY IS BITTERS THE ONLY ONE IN THE POOL? 6 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:26,827 - HEY, GUYS, CHECK OUT THE SIGN. 7 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:31,031 - "ADULT SWIM. NO KIDS ALLOWED." 8 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:32,066 - THAT'S JUST PLAIN RUDE. 9 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,801 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 10 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,603 YOU GUYS ARE READING IT WRONG. 11 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:39,107 IT SAYS, "ADULT SWIM? 12 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:43,311 NO, KIDS ALLOWED!" 13 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,247 [all screaming] 14 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:53,287 - YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. - I KNOW. 15 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,089 - NO, I MEAN IT. 16 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,590 I MEAN, A FEW MONTHS IN HOLLYWOOD 17 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,259 USUALLY CHANGES PEOPLE, 18 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:00,294 BUT YOU'RE STILL THE SAME DOWN-TO-EARTH GUYS YOU WERE 19 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,762 WHEN YOU GOT HERE. 20 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:02,930 - HEY, GUYS. 21 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,971 ANOTHER TAN-TASTIC DAY IN HOLLYWOOD. 22 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:14,808 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 23 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,710 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 24 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,512 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 25 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:22,683 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME * 26 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,585 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 27 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,420 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 28 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:29,557 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME * 29 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:30,624 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 30 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,460 - * HEY, HEY * 31 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,562 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW * 32 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,297 - * HEY, HEY * 33 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:38,499 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 34 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,168 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 35 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:41,469 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 36 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:42,470 - * OH * 37 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:43,871 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 38 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,407 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 39 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,808 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK * 40 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:50,411 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 41 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:54,081 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 42 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:59,187 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 43 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:09,397 - DOES HE KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE A YAM? 44 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,565 - LOOKS LIKE I SPOKE TOO SOON. 45 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,435 JAMES HAS HOLLYWOOD FEVER. 46 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:16,069 - OH, NO. 47 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:19,106 I TOLD HIM NOT TO BUY CLAMS FROM THAT GUY ON THE FREEWAY. 48 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:21,575 - NO, THIS TOWN IS STARTING TO CHANGE HIM, 49 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,212 AND THE HEAT IS CLEARLY MAKING IT WORSE. 50 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,779 - NOT POSSIBLE. 51 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:29,450 LOOK, WE MADE A PACT WHEN WE GOT HERE TO STAY TRUE TO OURSELVES. 52 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:32,320 - YEAH, LOOK AT HIM. 53 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,388 YOU HAVE TO SHUT THIS DOWN BEFORE IT SNOWBALLS, 54 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,624 LIKE IT DID WITH GUITAR DUDE. 55 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,327 - WHAT'S UP? 56 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:42,930 - WHEN HE FIRST MOVED HERE, HE WAS A CONCERT CELLIST. 57 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,632 - * WHAT IS UP * 58 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,066 * WHAT IS UP * 59 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:49,403 * WHAT IS UP * 60 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:54,242 - OH, YEAH, AND WHEN THE JENNIFERS MOVED HERE, 61 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:55,843 THEY WALKED IN NORMAL MOTION. 62 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,514 - [grunts] 63 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,783 - HOLLYWOOD FEVER. 64 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,519 SO THAT EXPLAINS ALL YOUR WEIRD BEHAVIOR. 65 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:06,454 - WHAT WEIRD BEHAVIOR? 66 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,495 - HOLLYWOOD FEVER. 67 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:18,065 I'LL CURE HIS HOLLYWOOD FEVER. 68 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,834 JAMES, YOU'RE ORANGE, AND YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAK. 69 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:26,340 - ACTUALLY, I'M MANGERINE, 70 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:30,278 AS IN MANGERINE ACTION TAN BY CUDA. 71 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:33,146 [snarls] 72 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:36,350 IN HOLLYWOOD, IF YOU CAN'T TAN WITH THE BIG BOYS, 73 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,519 DON'T EVEN BOTHER SHOWING UP AT ALL. 74 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,621 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT. 75 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:43,023 - YEAH, JAMES, WE ALL AGREED THAT WE WOULDN'T 76 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:44,057 LET THIS TOWN CHANGE US. 77 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:45,626 - HEY, I'M STILL ME... 78 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:46,627 JUST BETTER. 79 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:49,930 - JAMES, GIVE US THE SPRAY NOW! 80 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,332 - ACTION TAN ACTIVATE! 81 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,200 [yelling] 82 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:56,203 [all coughing] 83 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,137 - GET HIM. 84 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:06,179 - OH LOOK, IT'S DEVIL BOY'S SISTER. 85 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:09,082 WHAT'S ALL THIS? - A SNOW CONE STAND. 86 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:11,619 THIS HEAT WAVE'S MY CHANCE TO TAKE OVER THIS TOWN. 87 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,153 - [laughs] 88 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:16,324 YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OVER THIS TOWN WITH COLORED ICE? 89 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:17,558 - NO. 90 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,692 FIRST I REINVEST MY PROFITS 91 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,461 INTO THE BOOMING AGRIBUSINESS SECTOR, 92 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:23,564 CORNER THE MARKET IN SOY FUTURES TO MAKE A COOL 100 MIL, 93 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:25,032 THEN COMBINE CASH AND STOCK OPTIONS 94 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,834 TO PURCHASE A MAJOR MOVIE STUDIO, 95 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,236 THEN TAKE OVER THIS TOWN. 96 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,705 - AREN'T YOU A WITTLE TYCOON? 97 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:35,943 YES, YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE. 98 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,879 [all talking at once] 99 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,055 all: * STUCK, STUCK * 100 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,390 * AND I'M NEVER GIVING * 101 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,824 * UP, UP * 102 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,594 * IN THE MIDDLE OF A PERFECT DAY * 103 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:57,197 * I'M TRIPPING OVER WORDS TO SAY * 104 00:04:57,264 --> 00:05:00,033 * 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOU GUESSING * 105 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,570 * BUT I ALWAYS END UP GETTING * 106 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,138 * STUCK, STUCK * - CUT! CUT! 107 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:09,510 WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHY JAMES IS ORANGE? 108 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:12,380 - ACTUALLY, I'M MANGERINE. 109 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:15,549 [snarls] 110 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:20,153 - BOYS, CAN I SEE YOU OUT HERE FOR JUST A QUICK MINUTE? 111 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,392 - SOMETHING WRONG, BOSS? 112 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:30,130 - JAMES, IN THIS BUSINESS, IMAGE IS EVERYTHING, 113 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:34,735 AND THE IMAGE I'M GOING FOR IS NOT THREE NORMAL BOYS 114 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,804 AND A TANGERINE FREAK. 115 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,071 - SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT 116 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,407 THE OTHER THREE GUYS ARE TOO PALE. 117 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:43,076 I CAN FIX IT. all: NO! 118 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,579 - WE THINK HE MIGHT HAVE HOLLYWOOD FEVER. 119 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:46,947 - YOU, DON'T PANIC. 120 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,750 YOU, STOP BEING ORANGE! 121 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,585 - NO! NO! MY MANGERINE! 122 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:52,820 - JUST GIVE IT TO ME. 123 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,788 - MINE! - GIVE IT TO ME! 124 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,189 HA! 125 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:59,126 - HA-HA! 126 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:02,195 [snarls] 127 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:03,964 - WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK. 128 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,666 LET'S TRY THIS. 129 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:09,302 FIX YOUR FRIEND, OR I WILL FIRE HIM 130 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:14,007 AND REPLACE HIM WITH SOMEONE THAT IS NOT ORANGE! 131 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,214 - HE'S NOT IN THE BATHROOM. 132 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:24,452 - HE'S NOT IN THE SWIRLY SLIDE. 133 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:27,921 - BUT LOOK, I FOUND AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF MANGERINE ACTION TAN. 134 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:32,560 ACCORDING TO THE LABEL, THIS STUFF DISSOLVES WITH WATER. 135 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:33,994 - YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 136 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,001 I WAS THINKING WE GET SNOW CONES TO BEAT THE HEAT, 137 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,603 BUT THIS WORKS TOO. 138 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:46,006 - AND SHOULD BREAK THE FEVER QUITE NICELY. 139 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,709 - CARLITOS, YOU SCOPE THE POOL FOR ORANGE JAMES. 140 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,178 LOGAN-ATOR, YOU HIT PALM WOODS PARK. 141 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,380 AND I'LL STAKE OUT THE LOBBY. 142 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:57,150 MOVE OUT. 143 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:58,719 - [squeals] 144 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,221 [all grunting] 145 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:03,957 [all squealing] 146 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:13,567 - TYLER. 147 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,202 HAVE YOU SEEN ORANGE JAMES? 148 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,071 - NO, BUT HERE COME THE JENNIFERS. 149 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,284 - OH, WHO ARE WE KIDDING? 150 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,654 - THIS JUST ISN'T WORKING. 151 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,823 - HEY, WHERE'S THE OTHER JENNIFER? 152 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,891 - SHE TOOK A SOAP OPERA JOB IN ICELAND 153 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,893 BECAUSE THE HEAT WAS MAKING HER HAIR LIFELESS. 154 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,228 - AND NOW, WITH JUST TWO OF US, 155 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,964 OUR POOL ENTRANCES LACK FLAIR AND INTIMIDATION. 156 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,533 - IT'S LIKE A PIECE OF US IS MISSING. 157 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:46,867 - THE MIDDLE PIECE. 158 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:49,436 [both sobbing] 159 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:51,238 - OKAY. THERE, THERE. 160 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,706 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 161 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:55,709 - HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 162 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,711 YOU'RE THE SAME HEIGHT AS THE OLD JENNIFER. 163 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,614 - ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 164 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:17,030 - WHO WANTS A SNOW CONE? 165 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,666 - OKAY, MOVE IT. COME ON, SHOO. 166 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,333 GET OUT OF THE WAY. 167 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,035 - WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? 168 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,572 - YOUR RENTAL CONTRACT SPECIFICALLY PROHIBITS YOU 169 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:27,675 FROM OPERATING A FOOD STAND ON PALM WOODS PROPERTY. 170 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,943 - OH, PLEASE. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT. 171 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:33,614 - FINE, I WANT 50% OF ALL FUTURE SHAVED ICE PROFITS 172 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,316 AND A THREE-PICTURE DEAL ONCE YOU BUY YOUR MOVIE STUDIO. 173 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,718 - NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 174 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,320 - FINE. BOYS, TAKE IT AWAY. 175 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,960 HAVE A PALM WOODS DAY. 176 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,801 - OH. 177 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,069 YOU KNOW, KATIE, IF I LEARNED ONE THING IN BUSINESS SCHOOL, 178 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,138 IT'S THAT YOU CAN GET OUT OF ANY CONTRACT. 179 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,940 - YOU WENT TO BUSINESS SCHOOL? 180 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,709 - DOES A T-BOND'S VALUE MOVE 181 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,011 IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF ITS YIELD? 182 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,613 - DUDE, I'M TEN. 183 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,515 ALL I KNOW IS THAT BITTERS JUST JACKED MY BLENDER. 184 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,851 - MMM. I CAN GET YOU A BLENDER. 185 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:14,955 IN FACT, I CAN GET YOU THE ICE GRINDER Z-5000. 186 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,890 - WHAT'S THAT? - MY WOOD CHIPPER. 187 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,458 ON HOT DAYS, I FILL IT FULL OF ICE 188 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:21,061 AND THEN TURN IT ON MYSELF AND PRETEND I'M SKIING. 189 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:24,031 [making swooshing noises] 190 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,070 - JAMES! 191 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:33,073 [driving electronic music] 192 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:40,981 * * 193 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,472 I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED. 194 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,240 [all yelling] 195 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,643 [chuckles] 196 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:12,245 LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS BEAT THE HEAT. 197 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,180 UGH. 198 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,485 - GUITAR DUDE. 199 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,620 JAMES HAS HOLLYWOOD FEVER AND IS ADDICTED TO TANNING. 200 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:21,855 HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? 201 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,391 - HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF? 202 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,894 I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S HOT OUT, BUT YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT. 203 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,195 - NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 204 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,930 JAMES LOOKS LOOKS REALLY STUPID. 205 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:34,234 - WELL, HEY, MAN, IF TANNING'S HIS THING, WELL, THAT'S COOL. 206 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,070 LET JAMES BE JAMES. 207 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:41,574 * LET JAMES BE JAMES * 208 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,043 GRAB A BONGO, DUDE. 209 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:46,013 - LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY WITH BONGOS. 210 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:49,783 - HEY, MAN, YOU CAN RUSH AROUND TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE 211 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:55,823 THAT DOESN'T WANT TO BE FOUND, OR YOU CAN FIND LOGAN. 212 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:59,326 - FIND LOGAN. 213 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,796 [banging on bongos] 214 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,866 - HOW DOES THAT FEEL? 215 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,167 - IT FEELS GOOD. 216 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,136 - * LET JAMES BE JAMES * 217 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,204 * DON'T PLAY THOSE GAMES * 218 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,406 both: * LET JAMES BE JAMES * 219 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,810 * LET JAMES BE JAMES * 220 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,311 - I DON'T KNOW, GUYS. 221 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,982 I MEAN, I'M NOT SURE I'M READY TO BE A JENNIFER. 222 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:25,252 I MEAN, I'M NICE. 223 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,255 - RIGHT, AS IN PEOPLE WALK ALL OVER YOU. 224 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,158 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SANG LEAD IN ONE OF YOUR SONGS? 225 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,026 - WELL, NEVER, BUT-- 226 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,028 - AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR DRESSING ROOM AT YOUR STUDIO? 227 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,463 YOU DO HAVE YOUR OWN, RIGHT? 228 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,331 - WELL, WE KEEP OUR STUFF IN A DUFFEL BAG. 229 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,068 - LOOK, HOLLYWOOD IS LIKE A FISH TANK, 230 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,371 AND YOU'RE EITHER A MINNOW OR A PIRANHA. 231 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,374 - CARLOS, A LITTLE HELP HERE! 232 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,675 - KEEP TALKING. 233 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,643 - THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT IN THIS TOWN 234 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:54,815 ARE THE ONES WHO ARE MEAN, SELFISH, AND IN IT TO WIN IT. 235 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,283 - [screaming] 236 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,384 - CARLOS! 237 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,853 - I DON'T WANT TO BE A MINNOW. 238 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,822 I WANT TO BE A PIRANHA. 239 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,324 NO, WAIT, I WANT TO BE A TIGER SHARK. 240 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,325 [roars] 241 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,693 - SURE. WHATEVER. 242 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:16,536 - SORRY, JAMES, BUT YOU'VE GOT THE FEVER. 243 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:17,805 [all screaming] 244 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,272 AND I'VE GOT THE CURE. 245 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,146 UNBELIEVABLE! 246 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,481 - WHAT'S THE MATTER, KENDALL? 247 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,483 YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PALE. 248 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,651 TANNING POWERS GO! 249 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:36,223 - NO! NO! JAMES, THE TANNING! 250 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,391 [phone ringing] 251 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,061 - KENDALL, I TRUST YOU'VE SOLVED OUR LITTLE PROBLEM. 252 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,830 NOW GET BACK TO THE STUDIO. 253 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,832 WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 254 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,700 [bongo music] 255 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,071 OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 256 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,874 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 257 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,147 all: * STUCK, STUCK * 258 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,882 * BUT I'M NEVER GIVING * 259 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,250 * UP, UP * 260 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:06,053 * IN THE MIDDLE OF A PERFECT DAY * 261 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,856 * I'M TRIPPING OVER WORDS TO SAY * 262 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,724 - KENDALL, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 263 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,560 JUST A QUICK MINUTE. 264 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,627 ALL RIGHT. 265 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,668 WHAT IS GOING ON? - I DON'T KNOW. 266 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,204 CARLOS, LOGAN, AND I WERE TRYING TO WASH OFF ORANGE JAMES, 267 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,106 AND THEN THINGS JUST KIND OF SNOWBALLED. 268 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:29,442 - WELL, YOU ARE KIND OF THE LEADER OF THIS BAND, 269 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,479 SO KIND OF FIX IT! 270 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,482 - SORRY, I COULDN'T STOP THEM. 271 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:39,086 - YO, GUSTAV, I WANT A SOLO ON THE NEXT ALBUM WE RECORD. 272 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,521 both: AND HIS NEW NAME IS JENNIFER. 273 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,023 - OKAY, MAYBE NOT THAT, 274 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:46,526 BUT THE BAND'S NEW NAME IS CARLOS AND THE RUSH. 275 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,165 - WELL, YOU AND YOUR PRINCESS POSSE 276 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,566 CAN TAKE THIS AND-- 277 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,168 [bongo music] 278 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:58,238 - EVERYBODY CHILL IT OUT 279 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:01,574 AND HOP ABOARD THE LOGAN TRAIN-- WHOO-WHOO-- 280 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,343 TO MELLOW-VILLE. 281 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,377 BINK. 282 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,378 CHILL. 283 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,315 [tapping on bongos] 284 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,919 - KNOCK-KNOCK. 285 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:12,986 all: WHO'S THERE? 286 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,354 - ORANGE. 287 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,688 all: ORANGE WHO? 288 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:16,990 - ORANGE YOU GLAD 289 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,726 I BROUGHT ENOUGH MANGERINE SPRAY FOR EVERYBODY? 290 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,662 [all screaming] 291 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,469 - THEY'VE GOT THE FEVER, AND IT'S BAD. 292 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,504 - AND THIS HEAT IS ONLY MAKING THEIR SYMPTOMS WORSE. 293 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,805 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 294 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,307 YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT HOLLYWOOD FEVER? 295 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:38,111 - IT'S BROKEN UP NEARLY EVERY ONE OF MY BANDS. 296 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:41,181 IT STARTS WITH TANNING OR BONGOS. 297 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,816 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THEY QUIT TO START MOVIE CAREERS 298 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,618 OR THEY MOVE TO CANADA TO LIVE AMONG THE MOOSE. 299 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,287 BOYQUAKE. 300 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,456 - WE HAVE GOT TO SNAP THEM OUT OF THIS BEFORE IT IS PERMANENT. 301 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,458 - WE MUST DIVIDE AND CONQUER. 302 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:55,162 KENDALL, YOU TAKE BONGO BOY AND DRUM SOME SENSE INTO HIM. 303 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:59,632 KELLY, FIND CARLOS AND REMIND HIM THAT HE'S NOT A JENNIFER! 304 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:03,070 AND I AM GETTING A SHRINK FOR JAMES. 305 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:08,008 [ice grinding] 306 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,818 - NO. NO. NO. GET. 307 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,054 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T SELL FOOD 308 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,689 ON PALM WOODS PROPERTY. 309 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,658 I'M NOT ON PALM WOODS PROPERTY. 310 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,428 - SHE'S ABOVE IT. OOH. 311 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:37,237 - WELL PLAYED, MY FRIEND. WELL PLAYED. 312 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:41,074 BUT MARK MY WORDS: I'LL DESTROY YOU AND THIS STAND. 313 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,576 [maniacal laughter] 314 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,778 I'LL GIVE YOU 100 BUCKS FOR THE WHOLE OPERATION. 315 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,082 - 500, AND I KEEP THE FRANCHISE RIGHTS. 316 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:53,253 - FORGET IT, BUT REMEMBER THIS: I WILL DESTROY YOU. 317 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,488 [maniacal laughter] 318 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,557 OH, IS THAT BLUE RASPBERRY? 319 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,493 [maniacal laughter] 320 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,566 [bongo music] 321 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,534 * * 322 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,436 - TYLER, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO 323 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,039 IS TAP INTO THE OLD LOGAN'S LOVE OF MATH. 324 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:15,408 THEN HE TRADES IN HIS BONGO RHYTHMS FOR LOGARITHMS. 325 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,178 - AND BINGO, NO MORE HOLLYWOOD FEVER. 326 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,954 - HEY, WHAT'S THE HAPS, LITTLE DUDE? 327 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,889 - LOGAN, I'M CONFUSED. 328 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:34,161 IF I HAD FIVE APPLES AND I GAVE TWO TO MY FRIEND CINDY, 329 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:38,265 HOW MANY WOULD I HAVE LEFT? 330 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,267 - IT DOESN'T MATTER, DUDE. 331 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,069 YOU STILL HAVE SOME APPLES, RIGHT? 332 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,805 AND CINDY, SHE HAS SOME APPLES TOO. 333 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,374 - YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT A POINT. 334 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,575 [bongo music] 335 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:49,742 BUT DARN IT! 336 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,481 - [snarls] 337 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,986 - JAMES'S NEED TO COVER HIMSELF WITH TANNING SPRAY 338 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,589 IS AN ATTEMPT TO COUNTER HIS FEELINGS OF ESTRANGEMENT 339 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,858 BROUGHT ON BY HIS NEW AND INTENSE HOLLYWOOD ENVIRONMENT. 340 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,095 - YEAH, NO. 341 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:11,498 HE'S NUTS... 342 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,166 AND ORANGE. 343 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,534 - DON'T WORRY. 344 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,170 I'VE CURED MANY STARS OF HOLLYWOOD FEVER. 345 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,538 BEFORE HE CAME TO ME, 346 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,640 TAYLOR LAUTNER REFUSED TO LEAVE HIS HOUSE 347 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,109 WITHOUT HIS SOCK MONKEY. 348 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:34,187 I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN KISSED BY THE SUN. 349 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,490 - WORK IT, DOC! YOU LOOK TAN-TASTIC! 350 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:41,294 - STOP BEING ORANGE! 351 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,231 [both yelling] 352 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,001 - HEY, CARLOS. 353 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,804 - KELLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 354 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:56,509 - CARE TO TRY OUT MY NEW SHOPPING CART SLINGSHOT? 355 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,585 - CARE TO TRY OUT MY FORGET IT? 356 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,987 - BURN. - HE BROUGHT IT. 357 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,190 - IT DOES LOOK REALLY COOL, THOUGH. 358 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,560 - LAST CHANCE. I'M GETTING IN. 359 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,665 CARLOS, GET IN THE CART! YOU'VE GOT HOLLYWOOD FEVER! 360 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,668 [screams] 361 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,605 crash! 362 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:39,018 - OKAY, HOLLYWOOD FEVER PROGRESS CHECK. 363 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,188 WE HAVE MADE NO PROGRESS. 364 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,055 - HOW COME ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS GOT HOLLYWOOD FEVER 365 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,056 AND YOU DIDN'T? 366 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,993 - BECAUSE HE HAS A NORMAL BRAIN, 367 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:51,898 AND HIS FRIENDS HAVE THE BRAIN OF A CRICKET. 368 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:56,369 NEW PLAN. KENDALL, YOU ARE GOING SOLO. 369 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,238 - [scoffs] NO WAY. 370 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,340 LOOK, THEY MAY JUST BE A SINGING GROUP TO YOU, 371 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:03,109 BUT THEY'RE MY BEST FRIENDS. 372 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,413 NOW I'M GONNA GO DO WHAT I ALWAYS DO WHEN YOU, 373 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,349 THIS TOWN, AND THIS HEAT GET TO ME. 374 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:12,452 I'M HITTING THE RINK TO FIGURE THINGS OUT. 375 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,821 - WAIT, THE RINK? 376 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,290 - YEAH, THE ICE AND THE COLD HELP ME CLEAR MY HEAD 377 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,526 AND REMIND ME OF WHERE I CAME FROM. 378 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,861 - SAY THAT LAST PART AGAIN. 379 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:26,233 - THE ICE AND COLD REMIND ME OF WHERE I CAME FROM. 380 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,370 - WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT EACH OTHER 381 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,671 AND SAYING THINGS TWICE? 382 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:32,839 - DON'T YOU SEE? 383 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,774 I NEVER GOT HOLLYWOOD FEVER 384 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,743 BECAUSE I NEVER LOST TOUCH WITH MY ROOTS. 385 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,479 - AND MAYBE HOLLYWOOD FEVER IS JUST A FANCY TERM 386 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,648 FOR HOMESICKNESS. 387 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:45,352 - GET THE DOGS TO THE ICE RINK NOW! 388 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,787 - I COULDN'T GET CARLOS TO TRY A SLINGSHOT SHOPPING CART. 389 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,256 YOU WANT ME TO GET HIM TO AN ICE RINK? 390 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,357 - [yells] 391 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,526 - WHAT IF WE BRING THE ICE TO THEM? 392 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,461 - OOH. 393 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,165 - KATIE, I NEED 6000 POUNDS OF SHAVED ICE RIGHT AWAY. 394 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,833 - SORRY, BIG BRO. 395 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,935 I'D HAVE TO LEAVE MY STAND, AND BITTERS WILL DESTROY IT. 396 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,904 - KATIE, I LOVE YOU, AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN, 397 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,106 BUT IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 398 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:10,109 - BUDDHA BOB, CAN THE Z-5000 SHAVE 6000 POUNDS OF ICE? 399 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,279 - NO. 400 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:16,516 BUT THE Z-10,000 CAN. 401 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,150 - BITTERS. 402 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,020 300 BUCKS, AND THE STAND IS YOURS. 403 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,522 - DEAL. 404 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,957 - LET'S ROLL. 405 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,959 - SNOW CONES. GET YOUR SNOW CONES. 406 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,195 - CITY HEALTH INSPECTOR. 407 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,398 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR LICENSE FOR OPERATING THIS FOOD CART, 408 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,266 OR I'LL HAVE TO FINE YOU $500. 409 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,901 - [stammering] 410 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:38,271 OH, LOOK, A FREE CHERRY SNOW CONE. 411 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,640 - NO LICENSE AND BRIBING A CITY OFFICIAL. 412 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,509 THAT'S ANOTHER $500. 413 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,511 - RATS. - RATS? 414 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:48,014 THAT'S ANOTHER $500. 415 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,148 RUNNING AWAY. 416 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,183 THAT'S ANOTHER $500. 417 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,721 - [snarls] 418 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,223 THERE REALLY IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO HANDSOME. 419 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,995 HEY! 420 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,332 WHOA, ALL RIGHT, YOU DO THAT AGAIN-- 421 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,977 - [grunting] 422 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,379 THIS IS SILK. 423 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:23,816 [screaming] 424 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,352 - RUN. 425 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,986 - KENDALL, NOT COOL! 426 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,655 I'M GONNA GET YOU, KENDALL! 427 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,924 [all screaming] 428 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,760 - WHOA, WHOA, BAD VIBES. 429 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:40,066 [all screaming] 430 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,380 [all laughing] 431 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,247 - FIRE AT WILL! 432 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:58,184 [all screaming] 433 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,091 both: JENNIFER, DO SOMETHING! 434 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,394 - THE NAME'S CARLOS, AND IT'S ON. 435 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,397 [all screaming] 436 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:44,330 - GOODBYE HEAT WAVE, AND GOODBYE HOLLYWOOD FEVER. 437 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:48,000 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 438 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,804 * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 439 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,340 * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 440 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:02,081 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 441 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:05,518 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME * 442 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,520 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 443 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,522 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT * 444 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:12,559 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME * 445 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:13,593 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 446 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,462 - * HEY, HEY * 447 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,564 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW * 448 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,466 - * HEY, HEY * 449 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:21,367 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 450 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,302 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 451 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:25,572 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 452 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,006 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 453 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,509 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 454 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:33,513 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 455 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,916 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 456 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:41,554 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *