1 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:11,445 WE'VE GOT TO STOP THE INVASION. 2 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,047 IT COULD WIPE OUT EVERYTHING WE KNOW. 3 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:14,382 - YOU KNOW IT'S A SPITBALL FIGHT, 4 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:15,616 NOT AN ALIEN INVASION. 5 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,151 - CAN I JUST PLAY THE WAY I WANT TO? 6 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:18,252 - FINE. 7 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,789 - NOW SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT THE ENEMY. 8 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:24,792 [martial drumming] 9 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:26,094 * 10 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:27,128 [wet thudding] 11 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:30,631 - THEY'RE IN THE LOBBY. 12 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:31,932 - THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE GREAT. 13 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,267 WE'RE RECORDING OUR THIRD ALBUM, 14 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,668 I HAVE COOLER HAIR, 15 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,937 AND WE'RE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE OUR HUGE SUMMER TOUR. 16 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:37,971 - YUP! 17 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,707 AS LONG AS WE ALL STICK TOGETHER, 18 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:42,610 NOTHING CAN STOP BIG TIME RUSH. 19 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:43,777 NOW LET'S DESTROY CARLOS. 20 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:46,380 - GIVE ME YOUR STRAW. 21 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,516 - GROSS! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT? 22 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:49,817 - I'M GONNA SAVE THIS LOST PLANET 23 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:52,253 WITH AN ACTION-MOVIE-COOL SLIDE MOVE THING. 24 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:54,122 [cool music] 25 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:57,158 - [screaming] 26 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:05,133 [shrieking] 27 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,703 [screaming] 28 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:10,971 [yelping] 29 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,141 STOP! STOP! STOP! 30 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:14,542 [shrieks] 31 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,377 [yelling] 32 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,646 both: GUSTAVO'S GONNA KILL HIM! 33 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,216 - ...WITH ONE DIRECTION, THE WANTED, 34 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,852 AND THREE NEW BOY BANDS CROSSING THE ATLANTIC 35 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:28,722 WITH HOT NEW ALBUMS AND HUGE U.S. SUMMER TOURS. 36 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,191 IT'S A NEW BRITISH INVASION 37 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:33,494 THAT WILL SURELY LEAVE AMERICAN BOY BAND BIG TIME RUSH 38 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,895 IN THE DUST. 39 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:35,896 [dubious guitar riff] 40 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:37,431 OR SHOULD I SAY BIG TIME WHO? 41 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,766 [laughs] 42 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,268 - [retches] 43 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:42,236 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 44 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:44,071 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 45 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:48,209 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 46 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,077 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 47 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:52,045 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 48 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:55,349 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME 49 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,350 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 50 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,319 - * HEY, HEY 51 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,488 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW 52 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,490 - * HEY, HEY 53 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:04,225 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH 54 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,194 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 55 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,396 * OH-OH, OH-OH 56 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,630 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 57 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:12,099 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 58 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,667 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK 59 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:16,337 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE 60 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:19,640 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 61 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:24,212 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 62 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,686 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 63 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,355 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 64 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:35,389 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 65 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,390 - [shrieks] 66 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,691 [music stops] 67 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,960 WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS AT THE STUDIO? 68 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:41,529 both: WE'RE BEING INVADED! 69 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:44,432 [dramatic music] 70 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:47,935 - AND NICE DANCE SORT OF. 71 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:49,670 - I WASN'T DANCING. 72 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,572 I'M CLEANING. 73 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,808 AND NOW I'M--I'M CLEANING THE BACK HALLWAY. 74 00:02:57,245 --> 00:03:00,548 - ENOUGH WITH THE SPITBALLS. 75 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,816 THE BRITISH ARE NOT ACTUALLY INVADING. 76 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,117 - OH, REALLY? 77 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,053 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MONTH'S POP TIGER? 78 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:08,789 WE'RE NOWHERE ON THE COVER, 79 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:09,990 AND BESIDES ONE "D" AND THE WANTED, 80 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:13,126 LOOK WHO ELSE IS INVADING OUR GREAT LAND: 81 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,296 HAIR 3, 82 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:16,964 COLORFUL PANTS. 83 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:20,668 DON'T FORGET SIMON COWELL'S NEXT BOY BAND. 84 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:23,271 - DON'T PANIC. 85 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,273 WE ARE IN HERE. 86 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:28,542 HERE'S LOGAN'S ADORABLE "CALL ME" POSTER. 87 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:29,877 - IT'S CUTE. 88 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:33,281 - AND JAMES, WHO WILL WORK FOR HUGS. 89 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,282 - I WILL! 90 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:36,284 - OKAY, SO THAT'S 2 OF OURS 91 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,985 TO 18 OF THEIRS. 92 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,353 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 93 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,289 - SIMON COWELL. 94 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:45,293 HE MANAGES ALL OF THESE BANDS AND HAS AN ARMY HELPING HIM. 95 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,528 GUSTAVO, ON THE OTHER HAND, DOES EVERYTHING HIMSELF. 96 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,863 FOR A MAN HIS SIZE, HE'S SPREAD VERY THIN. 97 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,800 - WE NEED A NEW MANAGER. KATIE, BE OUR NEW MANAGER. 98 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:53,867 - CAN'T. 99 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,369 MONTHLY LEASES ENDED YESTERDAY, 100 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:59,106 AND I AM GOING DOWNSTAIRS TO SEE IF ANY GIRLS MY AGE MOVED IN. 101 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:00,574 I LOVE YOU GUYS, 102 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,743 BUT YOU'RE NOT GIRLS WHO I CAN TALK ABOUT BOYS WITH. 103 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:06,046 - HUH! 104 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:08,349 WE CAN TALK ABOUT BOYS. - YEAH. 105 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,318 - AND WE DO NOT NEED A NEW MANAGER. 106 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,753 - BUT STATISTICS DO SHOW 107 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,088 NEW MANAGERS REINVIGORATE LAGGING COMPANIES. 108 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,090 - SMART TALK. 109 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,859 AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED. 110 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,961 TELL HIM WHERE YOU STAND, INVASION BUDDY OF MINE. 111 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:24,131 [dramatic music rises] 112 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,399 - I'M ON THIS SIDE. 113 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:27,335 - OH, YOU JUST MADE A BIG MISTAKE. 114 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:28,536 HUH! 115 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:29,837 * 116 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,005 - OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE. 117 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,475 - WE ARE GOING BACK TO ROCQUE RECORDS 118 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:37,811 TO SEE HOW GUSTAVO, OUR MANAGER, 119 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:40,514 PLANS ON HANDLING THIS INVASION. 120 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,982 - HEY. 121 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,384 YOU GUYS WANT TO GO TO THE POOL? 122 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,985 - NOT A GOOD TIME, LADIES! 123 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,354 - TRYING TO STOP AN INVASION HERE! 124 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:49,189 [martial drumming] 125 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:51,825 - AS ONE "D" AND THE WANTED LAUNCH THEIR SUMMER TOURS 126 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:55,396 IN BOSTON AND ATLANTA, 127 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,665 WE WILL LAUNCH OURS IN D.C., 128 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,767 THUS PROTECTING THE CAPITOL. 129 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,101 - BUT THE NEXT NIGHT, 130 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,604 THEY ADVANCE TO RICHMOND AND BALTIMORE. 131 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:06,173 - SO WE FALL BACK TO KANSAS CITY. 132 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:10,143 - BUT THAT'S WHEN HAIR 3, COLORFUL PANTS... 133 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,913 - AND S.C.N.B.B. START THEIR TOURS. 134 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:18,719 - THEN ALL OF THE BANDS MOVE INTO THE INTERIOR CITIES... 135 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,954 - WHICH MEANS... 136 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,457 - YOU'RE SURROUNDED. 137 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,759 - ARE YOU HERE TO HELP US OR MAKE US FEEL BAD? 138 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,395 - YES. 139 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:30,564 AND THE AMERICAN-BRITISH MUSIC RIVALRY IS NOTHING NEW. 140 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:31,865 WHEN THE BEATLES INVADED IN THE '60s, 141 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:35,102 THEY WIPED OUT ELVIS AND THE AMERICAN ROCK SCENE. 142 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:38,472 SO WE RETALIATED WITH THE DANCE SOUNDS OF DISCO. 143 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,807 THEN THEY LAUNCHED A NEW WAVE OFFENSIVE 144 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,274 THAT WASHED AWAY OUR DANCE REBELLION 145 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:44,412 AND RENDERED ALL MY WHITE SUITS USELESS. 146 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,480 BUT GRUNGE BROUGHT AMERICA BACK. 147 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,282 AND ALTHOUGH THEIR ANGST-FILLED LYRICS MADE ME SAD, 148 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,018 IT MADE ME MONEY. 149 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,421 - RIGHT, SO YOU WANT US TO FIGHT OFF THE INVASION 150 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:54,855 WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT. 151 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:55,856 - CLOSE. 152 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,458 I WANT YOU TO SURRENDER. 153 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:58,692 IT'S TIME TO DITCH THE BOY BANDS 154 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,894 AND FIND MUSIC'S NEXT BIG THING. 155 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,430 [together] WE CAN'T SURRENDER. 156 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:03,497 - SURE YOU CAN. 157 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,433 JUST WAVE THESE. 158 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,501 FROM NOW ON, THIS STUDIO AND ITS RESOURCES 159 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:10,904 WILL BE USED SOLELY TO FIND THE NEXT WAVE OF MUSIC. 160 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,305 SORRY, BOYS. 161 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,306 IT'S OVER. 162 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:14,307 IT'S BEEN FUN, 163 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:15,443 BUT IT'S OVER. 164 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,581 [dramatic drumming] 165 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:23,116 - WE'RE NOT WAVING THESE! 166 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,052 - YOU ARE! 167 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,720 [deflated trumpet fanfare] 168 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:27,988 - I CAN FIX THIS. 169 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,322 I'M A MEGA SONGWRITER, 170 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:31,158 PRODUCER, AND MANAGER. 171 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:32,893 I'M A TRIPLE THREAT! 172 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,762 - OR MAYBE YOU'RE SPREAD TOO THIN. 173 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,464 - WHAT? 174 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:39,633 - MAYBE WE NEED A NEW MANAGER... 175 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:43,471 WITH FRESH IDEAS THAT INVIGORATES THINGS AND STUFF. 176 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,539 - OH, OKAY, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 177 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:48,008 YOU GUYS GO OUT AND FIND A NEW MANAGER 178 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,210 THAT'LL BRING SOME FRESH IDEAS TO THE BAND 179 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,812 TO HELP DEFEAT THE BRITISH INVASION. 180 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,981 - YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 181 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,349 - I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM WITH THAT! 182 00:06:56,484 --> 00:07:00,253 ENJOY YOUR NEW MANAGER, BECAUSE I QUIT! 183 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:02,723 - OKAY... - OH... 184 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,325 - GUYS! 185 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:08,496 - HE DID SAY TO GO OUT AND FIND A NEW MANAGER. 186 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,498 - NOT THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING IT! 187 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:16,036 - HEY, KATIE, I GOT TO TAKE OUT A WASPS' NEST. 188 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,204 DO YOU WANT TO SHOOT OFF A CAN? 189 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:18,539 THIS STUFF SPRAYS, LIKE, 30 FEET. 190 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:19,540 [canister hissing] 191 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,975 [man screams] 192 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:25,212 - NO, THANKS. I'M ABOUT TO MEET MY FUTURE BFF. 193 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,614 AND NO OFFENSE, BUT IT'S TIME FOR ME 194 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:28,982 TO START HANGING OUT WITH GIRLS AND TALK ABOUT BOYS, 195 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,383 NOT WASPS. 196 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,620 - OH. WELL, OKAY. 197 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,655 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, I GUESS. 198 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,625 - CHECK-IN TIME. 199 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,527 BRING ON THE BFFs. 200 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,530 [indistinct chatter and cell phones ringing] 201 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,537 WHO ARE ALL THESE GUYS 202 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,738 AND WHERE ARE MY POTENTIAL BFFs? 203 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:53,306 - THESE ARE BUSINESSMEN, 204 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:54,575 BECAUSE I AM TURNING THE PALMWOODS 205 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:57,545 INTO A BUSINESS RESIDENCE. 206 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,247 NO MORE POOL PARTIES, T.P.'d PALM TREES, 207 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,049 AND NO MORE HEADACHES. 208 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,885 HERE'S YOUR FREE WI-FI PASSWORD, 209 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,387 YOUR COMPLIMENTARY CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST, 210 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:10,223 AND HOT WATER IS IN THE BATHROOM. 211 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,391 HAVE A PALMWOODS DAY. 212 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:14,394 [dramatic music] 213 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:17,430 [cell phones ringing] 214 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,368 - I JUST DO NOT THINK WE NEED A NEW MANAGER. 215 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:22,870 - ALAN SHARP WAS THE FORCE 216 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,738 BEHIND AMERICA'S GREATEST BOY BANDS, 217 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,374 FROM NEW KIDS TO BACKSTREET TO 'NSYNC. 218 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:29,009 - WE DON'T NEED HELP. 219 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:32,580 I AM PREPARED TO FIGHT THIS INVASION ON MY OWN. 220 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:33,681 - IS THAT A TEN STRAW? 221 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,048 - TRY 12. 222 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:37,150 - OKAY, WE WILL MEET WITH HIM. 223 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:40,688 BUT REMEMBER, THIS IS NOT A REAL INVASION. 224 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:41,755 slam! 225 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,024 - GENTLEMEN, THIS IS AN INVASION, 226 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,926 AND IT IS REAL. 227 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,396 THESE BRITISH BOY BANDS ARE LIKE A HOT BOY BOMB, 228 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:51,699 AND THEY'RE COMING TO BLOW YOU OFF THE MAP 229 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:54,835 UNLESS YOU GOT A MORE POWERFUL WEAPON LIKE ME, 230 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,770 ALAN SHARP. 231 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,872 WOULD YOU LIKE A TINY WATER? 232 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,942 [flouncy music] 233 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:05,679 * 234 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,749 LITTLE SPARKLY, NOT TOO HARD ON THE TUMMY. 235 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:11,451 - OH, IT'S JUST THAT GUSTAVO'S THE ONLY MANAGER 236 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:12,853 THAT WE'VE EVER KNOWN. 237 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:16,624 - YEAH, AND WE'RE RELUCTANT TO RUSH INTO ANYTHING. 238 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,358 - YOU SIGN WITH ME TODAY, 239 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,193 I WILL UNLEASH A BARRAGE: 240 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,630 TV APPEARANCES, VIRAL VIDEOS, 241 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,364 MOON ADVERTISING 242 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:27,467 THAT'LL ROCKET BIG TIME RUSH BACK TO THE TOP. 243 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,302 I'M READY TO FIGHT FOR YOU, FELLAS. 244 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,338 QUESTION IS, 245 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,073 ARE YOU READY TO FIGHT 246 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,709 FOR THE LIFE OF THE AMERICAN BOY BAND? 247 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:42,149 [indistinct chatter and cell phones ringing] 248 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:51,825 - COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 249 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,861 [screams] 250 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:55,996 I NEED YOUR HELP. 251 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,330 - OHH. 252 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,232 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HANG OUT ANYMORE, 253 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,068 'CAUSE I CAN'T TALK ABOUT BOYS, 254 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,335 WHICH I TOTALLY CAN. 255 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,737 - THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT, 256 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,538 'CAUSE THE PALMWOODS HAS BEEN INVADED. 257 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:06,674 - [gasps] INVADED? 258 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,175 WHAT IS IT? WASPS? 259 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,209 RODENTS? 260 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,378 - WORSE: BUSINESSMEN. 261 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,412 - [gasps] 262 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,549 - NO! NO AX. 263 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:20,387 - OKAY, SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SIGN RIGHT HERE 264 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:23,156 AND BIG TIME RUSH HAS A NEW MANAGER. 265 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,758 - NOT SO SURE. - I DON'T KNOW. 266 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,059 - WHAT? 267 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,395 GETTING A NEW MANAGER WAS YOUR IDEA. 268 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:29,930 - THE WATER WAS VERY TINY. 269 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,666 - YOU SAID SHARP WAS THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS, 270 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,101 AND LOOK AROUND YOU. 271 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,636 I DON'T SEE ANYBODY ELSE RIDING UP ON A WHITE HORSE 272 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,772 TRYING TO SAVE US FROM THE INVASION. 273 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:42,275 [car engine revving] 274 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,643 [tires screech] 275 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,413 - DID YOU SAY "HORSE" OR "HORSCHE"? 276 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,415 - WELL, WELL. 277 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,550 IF IT ISN'T BIG TIME RUSH, 278 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,553 AMERICAN BOY BAND ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED BY THE BRITS. 279 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,688 LET ME GUESS: 280 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,523 YOU JUST MET WITH A PAST-HIS-PRIME MANAGER 281 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,225 WHOSE ONLY SOLUTIONS FOR YOU 282 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,794 WERE TV SPOTS AND MOON ADVERTISING? 283 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:01,995 - HE WAS A BIT VAGUE. 284 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,797 - ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU SOME SPECIFICS. 285 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,999 ONE SOLD-OUT SUMMER TOUR, 286 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,735 TWO SPORTS CARS FOR EACH OF YOU 287 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,903 IN CASE ONE GETS DIRTY, 288 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,806 $3 MILLION ADVANCE FOR YOUR NEXT CD, 289 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:17,644 AND FOUR GUYS WHOSE DREAMS ALL CAME TRUE BECAUSE OF ME, 290 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,212 MITCHELL GOLD. 291 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,748 HERE'S MY CARD. 292 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,616 [rad guitar riff] 293 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,485 CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME. 294 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,755 AND YOU DO. 295 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:31,624 [swaggering music] 296 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:32,893 - CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY? 297 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:36,029 both: YOU MEAN OUR NEW MANAGER? 298 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,765 - WHAT? NO, HE'S NOT. 299 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:38,766 both: YES, HE IS. 300 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,667 both: WE'RE GOING WITH SHARP. 301 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,070 - OH, WELL, WE'RE GOING WITH BIG-WATER GUY. 302 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,237 - WELL, I DON'T LIKE THE BIG BOTTLE... 303 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,438 - I'M SO TIRED OF THIS... 304 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,874 - WE WANT TO GET TO THE TOP, OKAY? 305 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:47,908 [all yelling over each other] 306 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,879 [all groaning] 307 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:59,286 - * YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS 308 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,854 * FAM-- [screams] 309 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:01,922 - * YOU WANT TO BE THE ONE 310 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:02,923 [music stops] 311 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,391 - YOU'VE GOT TO STOP DOING THAT! 312 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,594 - UH, WALKING INTO THE APARTMENT WHILE YOU DANCE WEIRDLY? 313 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,296 - I'M CLEANING. 314 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,066 AND WHY ARE YOU ALL STANDING THERE LIKE THAT 315 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,302 SEPARATED WITH YOUR ARMS FOLDED? 316 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,569 ARE YOU FIGHTING? 317 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,972 - WE ARE FIGHTING A BRITISH INVASION, 318 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,440 AND THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG. 319 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,343 - NO, WE'RE DOING IT RIGHT. - YEAH. 320 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,511 [cell phone rings] 321 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,647 OH, OUR NEW MANAGER JUST GOT US 322 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,817 ON THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART. 323 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,184 - AH! I WANT TO BE ON THAT SHOW. 324 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,485 HE WOULD LOVE ME. 325 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,155 - WELL, YOU CAN'T, AND HE WOULDN'T. 326 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,289 [cell phone rings] 327 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,657 - OHH, LOOK AT THAT. 328 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,060 OUR NEW MANAGER JUST LANDED US FEATURED VOCALS 329 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,495 ON A NEW GAVIN DEGRAW SINGLE. 330 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,496 HA! 331 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,832 [cell phone rings] 332 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,834 - WE ARE GOING TO BE SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM 333 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,401 AT DODGERS STADIUM. 334 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:49,837 - SATURDAY TOP 40. 335 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,304 - POP TIGER COVER SHOOT. 336 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,841 [dramatic music] 337 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,208 - ARE THOSE 12 STRAWS? 338 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,644 both: 16. 339 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,046 - DON'T! 340 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,348 YOU GUYS KNOW YOU CAN'T FIGHT A BRITISH INVASION 341 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:05,085 IF YOU'RE HAVING A CIVIL WAR. 342 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,420 - HEY. CAN YOU GUYS HIT THE POOL NOW? 343 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,889 - NOT A GOOD TIME, LADIES. 344 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,523 - FIGHTING A CIVIL WAR HERE. 345 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,859 - UGH! 346 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,026 - DON'T FOLLOW US. 347 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,062 - YOU DON'T FOLLOW US. 348 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,199 [indistinct chatter and cell phones ringing] 349 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,568 - I FIGURE EACH BUSINESSMAN WE GET RID OF 350 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,437 EQUALS ONE POTENTIAL BFF I CAN TALK ABOUT BOYS TO. 351 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,873 - [scoffs] I CAN TALK ABOUT BOYS. 352 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,107 - STOP IT. 353 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,442 NOW, IF THERE'S ONE THING BUSINESSMEN HATE, 354 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,879 IT'S ANNOYING KIDS. 355 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:35,315 SO I'M GONNA PLAY A LITTLE DODGEBALL IN THE HALL. 356 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,550 - BUT LOOK AT 'EM. THEY TRAVEL IN LARGE PACKS. 357 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,452 [indistinct chatter and cell phones ringing] 358 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,355 THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN NOTICE. 359 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,057 [indistinct chatter] 360 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,226 [pastoral music] 361 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,228 - KEEP QUIET. I'VE GOT TO GET CLOSER. 362 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,898 * 363 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:51,899 [leaves rustling] 364 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,767 [suspenseful musical tone] 365 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:58,305 [pastoral music continues] 366 00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,339 crunch! 367 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,740 [suspenseful musical tone] 368 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:03,343 [twinkling musical notes] 369 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,677 DARN IT! 370 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,580 - THIS IS THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART. 371 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,582 - WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW. MY NAME IS JON STEWART. 372 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:13,553 TONIGHT, BIG SHOW WITH A BIG-TIME VISIT 373 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,288 FROM BIG TIME RUSH. 374 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,789 ABOUT AN HOUR OR SO AGO... 375 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,791 - HEY, GUYS, I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD. 376 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,961 - GOOD. NOW GET THEM OFF THE SHOW. 377 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,996 - I CAN'T DO THAT. THEY'RE NOT MY CLIENTS. 378 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,565 - WELL, THEN, SUE THEM, 'CAUSE THIS MAKES US LOOK BAD. 379 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,634 AND I NEVER LOOK BAD. - DON'T WORRY. 380 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,070 YOU'RE GOING TO SOUND GREAT FEATURED ON THAT HOT NEW SINGLE, 381 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,939 SO COME ON, LET'S GO. 382 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,606 - NOT YET. 383 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,342 - FROM BIG TIME RUSH, 384 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,278 PLEASE WELCOME KENDALL AND CARLOS. 385 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,546 [cheers and applause] 386 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,713 [spitballs thudding] 387 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,983 [both yelling] 388 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,852 - UH... 389 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,988 BIG TIME RUSH, EVERYBODY. 390 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,323 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 391 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,658 - THANKS, GAVIN. 392 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,526 I THINK THIS SONG IS GONNA BE HUGE. 393 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,561 - QUIET, MITCH. - RIGHT. 394 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:55,862 QUIETING DOWN. 395 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,764 - OKAY, GUYS, WHEN YOU SING, I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE 396 00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,299 A COOL BREEZE, OKAY, 397 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,801 JUST BLOWING IN YOUR FACE. 398 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,503 ONE, TWO. 399 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:04,504 ONE, TWO, THREE. 400 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,206 - AH! - NOT THE FACE! 401 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,608 - I WILL HAVE REVENGE! 402 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,876 - THAT WAS TERRIBLE. 403 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,845 SOMEBODY CALL COLORFUL PANTS. 404 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,382 - AND NOW SINGING OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM, 405 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,783 FROM BIG TIME RUSH, 406 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,652 KENDALL AND CARLOS. 407 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,490 both: * OH-OH, SAY, CAN YOU SEE 408 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,524 [spitballs hissing] 409 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,792 [both yelling] 410 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,494 - I HATE YOU! 411 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,997 - HEY, EVERYONE, IT'S LOGAN AND JAMES FROM BIG TIME RUSH, 412 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,299 AND WE ARE GUEST-HOSTING SATURDAY TOP 40. 413 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,668 COMING UP NEXT IS A BRAND-NEW HIT FROM--OH, NO. 414 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,669 [spitballs thudding] 415 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,106 [both yelling] 416 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,143 [upbeat drumming] 417 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,311 - HE STARTED IT! 418 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,213 - PUT THEM ON THE FLOOR! 419 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,247 - HE STARTED IT! 420 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,682 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, THAT IS ENOUGH! 421 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,119 - WE BOOKED SO MANY GREAT JOBS FOR YOU GUYS... 422 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,021 - AND YOU RUINED THEM ALL. 423 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,788 - YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT SO SURE YOU'RE MANAGING US VERY WELL. 424 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,257 - MANAGING YOU? 425 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,658 I WANT TO DESTROY YOU. 426 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,293 - OKAY, WE'RE SORRY. 427 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,295 - NO, NO, NO. YOU ARE NOT SORRY. 428 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,896 YOU ARE AN IDIOT. 429 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,765 - [gasps] 430 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:09,136 - YOU FORGOT TO SAY "PRETTY". 431 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,937 HE'S A PRETTY IDIOT. 432 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:11,938 - THANK YOU. 433 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,606 - LOOK AT YOURSELVES. 434 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,808 YOU'RE HAS-BEENS BEFORE YOU'RE EVEN 20. 435 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,110 - OKAY. 436 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,845 THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH. 437 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,747 - YOUR CAREERS ARE OVER. 438 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,849 - [exhales] WELL... 439 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,784 IN THAT CASE... 440 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,753 [together] YOU'RE FIRED. 441 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:27,754 [spitballs thudding] 442 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,556 - [shrieks] 443 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,857 [spitballs thudding] 444 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,093 - YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE! 445 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,498 - HEARD YOU ON THE RADIO THIS MORNING. 446 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,602 AND IT WAS REALLY BAD. 447 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,204 - BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, 448 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,705 WE JUST FIRED OUR MANAGERS. 449 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,607 - I'M SURPRISED THEY LASTED THIS LONG. 450 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,643 - SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 451 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:55,082 [upbeat regal music] 452 00:16:55,115 --> 00:17:00,353 * 453 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,090 - I DON'T KNOW! I'M SCARED! 454 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,291 - [retches] 455 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,595 - THIS IS BAD. 456 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,430 I POSTED ONLINE THAT THE ROOMS WOULD BE AVAILABLE AT 1:00, 457 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,432 BUT THE BUSINESSMEN ARE STILL HERE. 458 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,102 - WELL, HAUNTING THEIR ROOMS DIDN'T WORK, 459 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,969 AND NEITHER DOES THE WASP SPRAY. 460 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,938 [canister hissing] 461 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,441 - THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO. 462 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,642 [suspenseful music] 463 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,911 - HEY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID NO AXES. 464 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,546 - I'M NOT GONNA USE IT ON THEM. 465 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,482 [percussive trilling] 466 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,819 YOU'RE GOING TO USE IT TO KILL THE PALMWOODS' FREE INTERNET. 467 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,721 [scheming music] 468 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,356 - THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK. 469 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,225 * 470 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,426 [indistinct chatter] 471 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,427 [electricity buzzing] 472 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,462 [music powering down] 473 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,798 - OH, NO. 474 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,567 THE INTERNET IS DOWN. 475 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,601 [frantic clacking] 476 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:49,636 IT CAN'T BE DOWN! 477 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,671 [indistinct chatter] 478 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,140 NO! 479 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,142 [businessmen clamoring] 480 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,177 PLEASE, CALM DOWN, EVERYONE. 481 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,945 WE'LL HAVE THE INTERNET BACK UP SHORTLY. 482 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,147 DON'T LEAVE ME! 483 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,282 I HATE TEENS! 484 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,154 - 1:00 P.M. CHECK-IN TIME. 485 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,656 [indistinct chatter] 486 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,159 [expectant music] 487 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,460 WAIT. 488 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,795 WHERE ARE ALL THE GIRLS? 489 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:19,065 - WELL, THERE ARE NO GIRLS, BUT THAT KID'S KIND OF A LOOKER. 490 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,701 - NAH. TOO MUCH HAIR. 491 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,703 WHAT ABOUT BACKPACK BOY? 492 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:24,937 - WELL, IT'S REALLY BEAT UP, 493 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,707 SO HE'S EITHER REALLY SMART OR VERY CLUMSY. 494 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,509 [cymbals crash chaotically] 495 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,212 both: CLUMSY. 496 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,314 - SORRY FOR BLOWING YOU OFF EARLIER. 497 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,615 I GUESS YOU CAN TALK ABOUT BOYS. 498 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,083 - YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, GIRLFRIEND. 499 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,020 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 500 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,189 * DON'T LOOK BACK... 501 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,556 - [shrieks] 502 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,193 - WELL, THAT WAS HORRIFYING. 503 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,060 - I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS GETTING BETTER. 504 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,362 - EHH. - EHH. 505 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,063 - I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GUYS THINK, 506 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:54,367 BECAUSE I AM HAVING FUN. 507 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,204 AND WHEN THE LAST TIME ANY OF YOU GUYS HAD FUN? 508 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,638 - HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN 509 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,240 WHEN A FOREIGN ARMY OF BOY BANDS 510 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,974 IS ABOUT TO INVADE OUR GREAT LAND 511 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,443 AND CAPTURE ALL OUR FANS? 512 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,412 - WELL, THAT IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN, 513 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,547 BECAUSE, UH, THIS IS AMERICA, 514 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,316 AND WE INVENTED THE BOY BAND! 515 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,317 - RIGHT! 516 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,253 FROM THE PLATTERS TO THE JACKSON 5 517 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,856 TO NEW KIDS TO BACKSTREET TO YOU GUYS. 518 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,458 - OKAY. 519 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,227 SO WHAT DO WE DO? 520 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,929 - WELL, I WILL TELL YOU 521 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,131 WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 522 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,700 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 523 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,702 - WHAT ARE WE-- WHAT DO WE DO? 524 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,239 YOU--YOU--YOU--YOU DO IT 525 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:35,007 LIKE NOBODY'S AROUND. 526 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:38,077 YOU DANCE AND YOU SING LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING, 527 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,146 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S IN YOUR HEARTS. 528 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,881 - KEEP GOING. 529 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,984 - YOU WRITE SONGS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU LOVE DOING, 530 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,654 NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO TOP SIMON COWELL. 531 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,389 AND YOU GUYS, 532 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,392 STOP WORRYING ABOUT CD AND TICKET SALES 533 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,561 AND REMEMBER WHY YOU GOT INTO THIS: 534 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,797 TO BE TOGETHER AND TO DO SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER FORGET. 535 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,733 - WHAT ABOUT GRIFFIN? 536 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,736 [energetic guitar solo] 537 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,037 * 538 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,274 - I'LL TAKE CARE OF GRIFFIN. 539 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,876 - HUH. 540 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,578 WELL, I GUESS WE DIDN'T NEED A NEW MANAGER. 541 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,814 - WE JUST NEEDED A MOMAGER. 542 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:22,154 - OOH, LOOKS LIKE I WALKED INTO A MUSIC VIDEO MOMENT. 543 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,189 all: YUP! 544 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,427 - * WANT YOU TO CRY 545 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,829 * 'CAUSE YOU'RE LAUGHING SO HARD TONIGHT * 546 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,164 * PLAYING AIR GUITAR, ALL RIGHT * 547 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,933 * WE'RE BEING WHO WE ARE 548 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,802 * EVEN IF THEY HATE THAT 549 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,437 - * WANT YOU TO SHOUT 550 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,206 * AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS ABOUT * 551 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,575 * ALL OUR FAVORITE SONGS SO LOUD * 552 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,076 * WE'LL BE SINGING ALONG 553 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,578 * EVEN IF THEY HATE THAT 554 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,614 - * TURN UP THE RADIO 555 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,249 * SO WHAT IF WE LOSE CONTROL? 556 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,885 * GET A LITTLE BIT ROCK 'N' ROLL * 557 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,722 * OH, OOH, WHOA-OH 558 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,757 - * SO THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR * 559 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,058 * COME ON AND MAKE THIS COUNT * 560 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,360 * IT'S ONLY YOU AND ME 561 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,894 * NEVER MIND THIS CROWD 562 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,129 * DO THE WAY YOU DO IT 563 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,332 * DO IT LIKE NOBODY'S AROUND 564 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,767 * WHOA, SO PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR * 565 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,369 * COME ON AND WASTE NO TIME * 566 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,904 * IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER IF IT'S WRONG OR RIGHT * 567 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,239 * DO THE WAY YOU DO IT 568 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,375 * DO IT LIKE NOBODY'S AROUND 569 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,977 * WE CAN DO IT LIKE NOBODY'S AROUND * 570 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,947 * 571 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,982 - * TURN UP THE RADIO 572 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,352 * SO WHAT IF WE LOSE CONTROL? 573 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,954 * GET A LITTLE BIT ROCK 'N' ROLL * 574 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:31,023 * OH, OH, OH-OH-OH 575 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,525 * 576 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,093 - * SO THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR * 577 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,862 * COME ON AND MAKE THIS COUNT * 578 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,163 * IT'S ONLY YOU AND ME 579 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,631 * NEVER MIND THIS CROWD 580 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:39,866 * DO THE WAY YOU DO IT 581 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,034 * DO IT LIKE NOBODY'S AROUND 582 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,504 * WHOA, SO PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR * 583 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,105 * COME ON AND WASTE NO TIME * 584 00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:48,641 * IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER IF IT'S WRONG OR RIGHT * 585 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:49,976 * DO THE WAY YOU DO IT 586 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,111 * DO IT LIKE NOBODY'S AROUND 587 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,514 * WE CAN DO IT LIKE NOBODY'S AROUND * 588 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,815 - * WHOA, OH, OH 589 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,384 - OKAY, YOU'VE CONVINCED ME. 590 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,886 I DON'T WANT BIG TIME RUSH TO SURRENDER, 591 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,221 AND I LIKE THE SONG. 592 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,856 - * WE CAN DO IT LIKE NOBODY'S AROUND * 593 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,057 - * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 594 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,225 - * OH, OH, OH, OH 595 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,527 - * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 596 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:10,096 - * WE CAN DO IT LIKE NOBODY'S AROUND * 597 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,264 - * WHOA, OH, OH, OH 598 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:15,301 - * WE CAN DO IT LIKE NOBODY'S AROUND * 599 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,406 - ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS GUSTAVO SAYING 600 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,941 WE JUST ADDED DATES IN PORTLAND, PHOENIX, 601 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,275 AND AN EXTRA NIGHT IN NEW YORK. 602 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:24,977 - ALL RIGHT! - PERFECT. 603 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,447 - OKAY, NOW, WHAT ABOUT HIM? 604 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,418 - NO, GUYS. I'M FINE. 605 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,086 - YEAH, WELL, SO IS BLONDIE JONES. 606 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,922 - HUH. 607 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,657 - GUYS, WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT BOYS. 608 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:40,326 - WE KNOW, BUT WHO BETTER TO TALK ABOUT THEM THAN BOYS? 609 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,594 - AH, AH! - YOU'RE RIGHT. 610 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,662 - OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 611 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:44,564 WHAT ABOUT BLUE SHIRT BOY? 612 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,499 - LOOKS LIKE YOUR TYPE. - HEY, THERE'S ONE! 613 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,734 LOOK AT--COME HERE! COME HERE! 614 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:48,801 YOU IN THE UGLY SHORTS! 615 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:51,037 - YO, UGLY SHORTS! - OVER HERE! 616 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,038 - UGLY SHORTS! 617 00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:54,073 [all talking over each other] 618 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,078 * GO FOR BROKE, MAKE IT CLEAR * 619 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,581 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME 620 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,149 - * HEY, HEY 621 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,217 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 622 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:07,286 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT 623 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:10,322 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME 624 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:11,458 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 625 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,359 - * HEY, HEY 626 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,462 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW 627 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,464 - * HEY, HEY 628 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,231 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH 629 00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:21,300 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 630 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,503 * OH-OH, OH-OH 631 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:24,837 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 632 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,973 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 633 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:31,478 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 634 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:35,081 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 635 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:39,852 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME *