1 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,767 - OKAY, SO DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT GUSTAVO'S BIG NEWS IS? 2 00:00:12,767 --> 00:00:14,433 - WELL, LET'S JUST HOPE IT'S ABOUT GETTING 3 00:00:14,433 --> 00:00:17,267 SOME AWESOME PANTRY SNACKS AND NOT ANOTHER TV CAMEO. 4 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:18,667 - IN THE LAST WEEK ALONE, WE'VE DONE 5 00:00:18,667 --> 00:00:21,700 NCSI: SPECIAL ANIMAL UNIT, DEADLIEST CUPCAKE... 6 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:23,767 - AND THAT SUPER-SLOPPY GAME SHOW. 7 00:00:25,867 --> 00:00:28,033 UGH, OH. 8 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:29,900 UGH. 9 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:31,533 I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER CAMEO. 10 00:00:31,533 --> 00:00:35,733 - DOGS, I HAVE SOME BIG NEWS. 11 00:00:35,733 --> 00:00:38,233 - PLEASE TELL US IT'S NOT ANOTHER CAMEO. 12 00:00:38,233 --> 00:00:40,000 - I HATE ALL OF YOU! 13 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,833 - GUYS, IF WE ARE GONNA STAY IN THE SPOTLIGHT, 14 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:46,100 WE NEED TO STAY ON RADIO, MAGAZINE COVERS, AND TV. 15 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:47,833 - GUSTAVO, WE LOVE YOU. 16 00:00:47,833 --> 00:00:51,600 BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE THE STUDIO TO DO ANOTHER CAMEO. 17 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,367 - ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE. 18 00:00:54,367 --> 00:00:55,933 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY IN ONE. 19 00:00:55,933 --> 00:00:56,933 [together] WHAT? 20 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:59,467 [kids yelling] 21 00:00:59,467 --> 00:01:03,133 [together] OW! OW! STOP! 22 00:01:03,133 --> 00:01:05,533 - [laughs] 23 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:08,200 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BIG-TIME SHOCK. 24 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,533 AND THAT WRAPS UP ANOTHER EDITION 25 00:01:09,533 --> 00:01:11,367 OF SCOTT BAIO'S TASER TOTS. 26 00:01:11,367 --> 00:01:12,500 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 27 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:15,067 [together] OW! OW! OH! 28 00:01:15,067 --> 00:01:17,067 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 29 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:18,667 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 30 00:01:18,667 --> 00:01:22,967 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 31 00:01:22,967 --> 00:01:24,967 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 32 00:01:24,967 --> 00:01:26,767 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 33 00:01:26,767 --> 00:01:29,800 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME 34 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,067 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 35 00:01:31,067 --> 00:01:32,733 - * HEY, HEY 36 00:01:32,733 --> 00:01:34,967 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW 37 00:01:34,967 --> 00:01:36,767 - * HEY, HEY 38 00:01:36,767 --> 00:01:38,900 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 39 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:40,667 - * UH-OH, UH-OH 40 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:41,667 * UH-OH, UH-OH 41 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:42,667 - * OH 42 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,200 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 43 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,767 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 44 00:01:46,767 --> 00:01:48,167 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK 45 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:50,700 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE 46 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:54,233 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 47 00:01:54,233 --> 00:01:59,600 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 48 00:02:02,367 --> 00:02:06,200 - GUSTAVO, NO MORE CAMEOS. 49 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,700 OH, REALLY? 50 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:12,433 WELL, THEN... NO MORE CAMEOS! 51 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,700 - WHAT TV SHOW THIS TIME? 52 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,167 - COCO.O. 53 00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:16,600 [gasps] 54 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,500 YOU MEAN THE KIDZIE CHANNEL TV SHOW ABOUT THE GIRL ROBOT, 55 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:22,100 BUT ONLY HER SPUNKY BEST FRIEND KNOWS THAT SHE'S A ROBOT, 56 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,667 AND IF THE POPULAR KIDS FOUND OUT, 57 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:24,833 SHE'D BE SCRAPPED FOR PARTS? 58 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:26,067 - THAT'S THE ONE. 59 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:27,400 - OH. 60 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,467 - A LOT OF OUR FANS WORSHIP THAT SHOW. 61 00:02:29,467 --> 00:02:31,500 - OH, AND THE ROBOT WHO PLAYS COCO... 62 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,067 OH-HO, SHE'S AMAZING. 63 00:02:34,067 --> 00:02:35,367 - YOU MEAN THE ACTRESS. 64 00:02:35,367 --> 00:02:37,500 - ACTRESS. 65 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:41,200 - UM, BUT WE ALL AGREED NO MORE CAMEOS. 66 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,167 - OKAY, BUT BEFORE YOU SAY NO, 67 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:45,933 JUST WATCH A LITTLE BIT OF THE SHOW. 68 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,933 [laughter] 69 00:02:47,933 --> 00:02:50,400 - OKAY, LINDSAY, NOW I'M READY TO INTERFACE 70 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,267 WITH THE POPULAR GIRLS AT STUDY HALL. 71 00:02:52,267 --> 00:02:53,733 - UM, NO. 72 00:02:53,733 --> 00:02:57,967 COCO, THOSE SHOES ARE SO LAST YEAR. 73 00:02:57,967 --> 00:03:00,800 - UH-OH, BETTER REBOOT. 74 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,200 [laughter] 75 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,600 - [laughs] 76 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:05,767 I LOVE HER. 77 00:03:05,767 --> 00:03:08,367 - I AM NOT DOING ANOTHER DANGEROUS CAMEO 78 00:03:08,367 --> 00:03:10,300 BECAUSE CARLOS IS IN ROBOT LOVE. 79 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:11,867 SO SOMEBODY ELSE GIVE ME ANOTHER REASON 80 00:03:11,867 --> 00:03:13,100 WHY WE SHOULD DO IT. 81 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:16,367 - WELL, THERE ARE... 82 00:03:16,367 --> 00:03:19,200 AWESOME SNACKS ON TV SETS. 83 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,900 - AND LOOK AT HIM. 84 00:03:23,833 --> 00:03:25,300 - DARN IT. 85 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:30,933 - OKAY, HERE'S THE SET WHERE COCO GETS YOU TO PERFORM 86 00:03:30,933 --> 00:03:32,200 AT THE SCHOOL DANCE. 87 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,300 OH, THEY'RE FINISHING A SCENE NOW. 88 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:39,600 - COCO, IF BIG TIME RUSH DOESN'T SHOW UP LIKE YOU PROMISED, 89 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,933 EVERYONE IS GONNA KNOW YOU'RE A ROBOT. 90 00:03:41,933 --> 00:03:43,867 - MY PROCESSOR IS OVERSTRESSED... 91 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:45,767 AND OVERDRESSED. 92 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:46,867 [bell ringing] 93 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:48,300 - OKAY, THAT'S A CUT. 94 00:03:49,633 --> 00:03:52,100 AND HERE COMES AMERICA'S SWEETHEART, 95 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,733 DARA LARAMIE. 96 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:54,867 - HI, GUYS. 97 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:56,433 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA DO MY SHOW. 98 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:57,900 - WELL, THEY ARE VERY GLAD TO-- 99 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:59,067 [together] HERE'S CARLOS. 100 00:03:59,067 --> 00:04:02,400 - UH, UH, I--I--I... 101 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,700 - BACK IT UP, BOY BAND. 102 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:07,600 DARA IS NOT LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND. 103 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,867 DARA, LEARN YOUR LINES FOR THE NEXT SCENE NOW. 104 00:04:09,867 --> 00:04:11,400 - YES, MA'AM. 105 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,967 - WHOO, WHO'S THE EVIL STEPMOTHER? 106 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,333 - HER EVIL STEPMOTHER. 107 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:19,933 - OH. OH... 108 00:04:19,933 --> 00:04:24,300 - SHE RUNS DARA'S CAREER AND THE SHOW WITH AN IRON FIST. 109 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:27,800 DO NOT CROSS HER. 110 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,267 - OH. 111 00:04:29,267 --> 00:04:31,300 - HUH, THOUGHT SHE'D BE SPUNKIER. 112 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,867 - OKAY, FOCUS. 113 00:04:32,867 --> 00:04:34,633 HOW DO I KISS DARA? 114 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:37,100 - ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, PRINCE NOT-SO-CHARMING? 115 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:39,100 - WELL, YEAH, YOU FIND YOUR GLASS SLIPPER. 116 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,300 DON'T EAT THE APPLE, THOUGH. 117 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,233 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE HER HOME BEFORE MIDNIGHT. 118 00:04:42,233 --> 00:04:45,600 AND BIPPITY-BOPPITY-BOO, EVIL STEPMOTHER SPELL BROKEN. 119 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,067 - GOOD PLAN. LET'S GO. 120 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:48,133 - WHAT? I WAS KIDDING. 121 00:04:48,133 --> 00:04:49,600 - HEY! NO! 122 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,067 YOU TWO NEED TO GO TO WARDROBE. 123 00:04:52,067 --> 00:04:53,067 - HIT THE SNACK TABLE. 124 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:54,967 - GOT IT. 125 00:04:54,967 --> 00:04:56,600 - THEY ARE TERRIBLE. 126 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,533 - NO, WHAT'S TERRIBLE IS THIS SCRIPT. 127 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,433 IT MAKES THE GUYS LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. 128 00:05:01,433 --> 00:05:02,600 both: THEY ARE IDIOTS. 129 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,267 - SO ARE TV WRITERS. 130 00:05:05,267 --> 00:05:09,433 [laughter] 131 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:11,367 - YEAH. 132 00:05:11,367 --> 00:05:12,500 CAN I HELP YOU? 133 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,567 - YES, HELLO. 134 00:05:13,567 --> 00:05:16,133 I AM THE PRODUCER OF BIG TIME RUSH, 135 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:19,067 AND THIS SCRIPT MAKES JAMES LOOK SELF-CENTERED, 136 00:05:19,067 --> 00:05:23,167 CARLOS LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, LOGAN LOOK LIKE A SCIENCE NERD, 137 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:26,867 AND KENDALL LOOK LIKE SOME GUY WHO'S ALWAYS GIVING PEP TALKS. 138 00:05:26,867 --> 00:05:28,567 - YEAH, WHO WOULD WATCH THAT? 139 00:05:28,567 --> 00:05:30,833 - UH-- - AND WHERE'S THE ROMANCE? 140 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:34,267 I'M A TWEENAGE GIRL, AND I WANT SOME TWEENAGE ROMANCE. 141 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:37,133 - HEY, WE GAVE COCO A KISS CHIP, 142 00:05:37,133 --> 00:05:39,267 BUT DARA'S STEPMOM WON'T LET US USE IT, 143 00:05:39,267 --> 00:05:42,133 AND SHE'LL FIRE US IF WE CHANGE THE SCRIPT 144 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,733 AFTER SHE'S APPROVED IT, WHICH SHE DID. 145 00:05:44,733 --> 00:05:46,500 COME ON, GANG. LET'S GET A THREE-HOUR LUNCH. 146 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,933 - PIZZA. - I'M CRAVING BURRITOS. 147 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:51,967 - I'M THINKING BUFFALO SOMETHING. 148 00:05:53,267 --> 00:05:54,533 - SO WE REWRITE THE SCRIPT? 149 00:05:56,767 --> 00:05:59,400 both: WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF SOME EVIL STEPMOTHER. 150 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,467 [dramatic music] 151 00:06:02,467 --> 00:06:04,500 * 152 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,533 - [coughs] 153 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:10,633 GET THAT THING OFF MY SET. 154 00:06:10,633 --> 00:06:11,900 AHEM. 155 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:13,767 FIRE HIM. 156 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:22,833 - OKAY, NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIND DARA, 157 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:24,233 TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE THE SHOW, 158 00:06:24,233 --> 00:06:26,267 THAT YOU'D LOVE TO TALK ABOUT IT OVER A SMOOTHIE. 159 00:06:26,267 --> 00:06:27,833 - I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT. 160 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:29,200 - CARLOS. 161 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,133 - HI. 162 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:34,267 - HELLO. 163 00:06:34,267 --> 00:06:36,367 - [laughs] 164 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:39,167 - I HAVE TO ADMIT, I WAS REALLY EXCITED 165 00:06:39,167 --> 00:06:40,733 WHEN I HEARD YOU WERE COMING ON THE SHOW. 166 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:45,367 - OKAY, GOOD START. GOOD START. 167 00:06:45,367 --> 00:06:47,967 NOW MAKE A DATE WITH BEAUTY BEFORE THE BEAST COMES IN. 168 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:50,167 NO. 169 00:06:50,167 --> 00:06:53,933 - DARA, PERHAPS I DIDN'T MAKE MYSELF CLEAR. 170 00:06:53,933 --> 00:06:57,600 I DON'T WANT YOU ANYWHERE NEAR BIG TIME RUSH AGAIN. 171 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,667 TO YOUR MAKEUP TRAILER NOW. 172 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:02,400 - YES, MA'AM. 173 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,433 - LISTEN HERE, LOVERBOY. 174 00:07:05,433 --> 00:07:08,100 YEAH, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM DARA. 175 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:10,067 - OH, ACTUALLY, HE'S THE LOVERBOY. 176 00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:12,067 - I'M NOT JUST DARA'S STEPMOM. 177 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:13,500 I'M ALSO HER MANAGER. 178 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:18,433 AND ACCORDING TO HER LAST POST TO HER 14 MILLION FANS, 179 00:07:18,433 --> 00:07:22,733 HER TOTAL BESTIE. 180 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:25,567 AND IF I DECIDE TO LET HER HAVE A BOYFRIEND 181 00:07:25,567 --> 00:07:28,800 OR USE HER KISS CHIP, IT WILL BE ON A BOY NAMED BIEBER 182 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,867 OR LAUTNER, NOT YOU. 183 00:07:31,867 --> 00:07:34,067 - SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DATE WHOEVER SHE WANTS. 184 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:35,100 - WRONG! 185 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:38,067 AND IF I SEE YOU FLIRTING HER AGAIN, 186 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:39,700 I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED FROM THE LOT 187 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:42,833 FOR HARASSING AMERICA'S TV SWEETHEART. 188 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:44,500 - Y-YOU MEAN ME, NOT HIM. 189 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:45,667 - GO. 190 00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:49,267 both: OKAY. GO. GO. GO. 191 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:57,233 - COCO.O HAS THE WORST SPREAD IN TELEVISION HISTORY. 192 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,467 - OKAY, THIS IS AN ACTUAL TWIG. 193 00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:04,900 - THIS IS THE ONLY FOOD THAT DARA'S STEPMOTHER 194 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:10,733 WILL LET HER EAT, SO WE HAVE TO EAT IT TOO. 195 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:14,933 - AGAIN, I REALLY THOUGHT SHE'D BE SPUNKIER. 196 00:08:14,933 --> 00:08:16,933 - MY BODY IS A TEMPLE, 197 00:08:16,933 --> 00:08:19,233 AND THIS TEMPLE NEEDS BETTER SNACKS. 198 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:21,067 - OKAY, WE ARE ON A HOLLYWOOD LOT. 199 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,767 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME SHOW THAT DOESN'T SERVE PRISON FOOD. 200 00:08:25,933 --> 00:08:27,400 [both sniffing] 201 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:31,067 - THAT WAY. 202 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:40,133 both: SNACKPOT! 203 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:41,300 - ALL RIGHT. 204 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:42,767 OH, SWEET. 205 00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:44,767 - OOH, AND HEALTHY. 206 00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:46,133 - THIS SPREAD IS AMAZING. 207 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:47,267 - WHAT SHOW IS THIS? 208 00:08:47,267 --> 00:08:50,800 - YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT NICE... 209 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,067 TO TAKE THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU. 210 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:55,600 - THAT'S RIGHT, PLEX. 211 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,633 YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU. 212 00:08:58,633 --> 00:09:00,500 - IT'S YO GABBA GABBA. 213 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,100 [together] *IF THE SNACKS AREN'T YOURS * 214 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:03,933 *YOU JUST CAN'T GRAB 'EM. * 215 00:09:03,933 --> 00:09:07,467 *YOU JUST CAN'T GRAB 'EM, 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT RIGHT. * 216 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:10,533 *THE SNACKS AREN'T YOURS, SO YOU CAN'T HAVE 'EM * 217 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:13,467 *YOU CAN'T HAVE 'EM, SO PLEASE GO SIT OUTSIDE * 218 00:09:13,467 --> 00:09:15,067 [laughter] 219 00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:18,300 - I WANT THOSE SNACKS. 220 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,700 - FIVE MINUTES. 221 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:22,467 WE SHOOT THE "MEAN GIRLS LAND IN THE GELATIN BOWL SCENE" 222 00:09:22,467 --> 00:09:24,300 IN FIVE. 223 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,100 - A LITTLE TO THE LEFT. 224 00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:29,967 YOUR OTHER LEFT. 225 00:09:29,967 --> 00:09:31,833 AND CRUELLA SAID TO STAY AWAY FROM DARA. 226 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:35,833 - NO, SHE SAID THAT SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE US NEAR DARA. 227 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:38,100 AND BESIDES, MY KISS WILL SET HER FREE 228 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:40,200 FROM HER EVIL STEPMOTHER. 229 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,167 DARA, IT'S ME. 230 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:43,867 - CARLOS? 231 00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:45,467 YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW. 232 00:09:45,467 --> 00:09:46,567 - I KNOW. 233 00:09:46,567 --> 00:09:47,667 - IF MY STEPMOTHER SEES YOU, 234 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:49,300 I'M AFRAID OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. 235 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,700 - I'LL RISK ANYTHING FOR YOU, AND DON'T WORRY, 236 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:53,300 MY FRIEND IS WATCHING OUT FOR US. 237 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,700 - OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. 238 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:56,767 LET GO OF ME, YOU WICKED WITCH. 239 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:58,467 - DARA, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. 240 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:03,000 AND EVERYONE LEAVE THE FLOOR NOW. 241 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,500 OKAY, GUYS, LET'S WRAP IT UP. 242 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,100 YOU HEARD HER. 243 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,233 - NOT YOU TWO. 244 00:10:11,233 --> 00:10:15,567 - "BIG TIME RUSH ON SET MAKING ME BIG-TIME CRY. 245 00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:19,167 "CALLED ME NAMES AND SAID WHOEVER WATCHES COCO.O 246 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:21,567 IS STUPID." 247 00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:22,733 - YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 248 00:10:22,733 --> 00:10:26,433 - YES, I CAN, AND WHEN HER 14 MILLION FOLLOWERS 249 00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:29,433 HEAR HOW YOU MADE AMERICA'S TV PRINCESS CRY, 250 00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:31,867 YOU'LL BE CRYING, 'CAUSE YOUR CAREERS 251 00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:33,333 WILL BE OVER. 252 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:37,233 [cackling] 253 00:10:39,933 --> 00:10:41,267 TURN THAT RED LIGHT OFF. 254 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:42,400 IT'S MELTING MY SKIN. 255 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:47,267 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 256 00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,900 - * AH, AH, AH-AH 257 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,900 - STOP. DON'T DO IT. 258 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,800 I PROMISE NEVER TO TALK TO CARLOS AGAIN 259 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,067 JUST DON'T RUIN BIG TIME RUSH. 260 00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,500 - NO, SHE CAN PRESS IT. I DON'T CARE. 261 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,267 - SHUT UP. 262 00:11:05,267 --> 00:11:07,667 - YOU'RE LUCKY I'M IN A GOOD MOOD. 263 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,367 DARA... 264 00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:14,500 DO NOT GIVE ME ANOTHER REASON TO DESTROY YOU. 265 00:11:15,933 --> 00:11:16,867 - GOOD-BYE, CARLOS. 266 00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:20,667 - OKAY, WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE? 267 00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:22,167 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE NEXT MOVE IS. 268 00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:23,333 I'M GONNA KICK YOUR-- 269 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,233 [bell ringing] 270 00:11:25,233 --> 00:11:27,067 - THE RED LIGHT MEANS THAT YO GABBA GABBA 271 00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:29,433 IS YO GABBA SHOOTING. 272 00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:33,433 - FOR WHICH GIVES US JUST ENOUGH TIME 273 00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:35,933 FOR A LITTLE YO GABBA GABBA TURKEY. 274 00:11:35,933 --> 00:11:37,700 [bell rings] 275 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:41,967 HEY, GUYS. 276 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:43,100 - WHAT'S UP? 277 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,933 - YOU GUYS WEREN'T LISTENING TO US. 278 00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:46,333 THAT'S WHAT'S UP. 279 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:49,067 - YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LISTEN SO YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TO DO. 280 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,733 - LIKE LISTENING TO THIS SONG. 281 00:11:50,733 --> 00:11:52,633 - WE DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO A SONG. 282 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:54,067 - WE JUST WANT A SNACK, OKAY? 283 00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:55,633 [together] *LISTENING IS GOOD * 284 00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:57,267 *LISTENING IS GOOD * 285 00:11:57,267 --> 00:11:58,433 *SECURITY * 286 00:11:58,433 --> 00:11:59,533 - WAIT... 287 00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:01,867 - THAT LAST PART DIDN'T EVEN RHYME. 288 00:12:02,967 --> 00:12:04,067 both: OH. 289 00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,367 - OKAY, WHERE'S THE BIG REWRITE 290 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:11,933 THAT DOESN'T MAKE THE GUYS LOOK STUPID? 291 00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:13,100 - OKAY, CHECK IT. 292 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,133 ALL THE KIDS AT THE DANCE START LEAVING, 293 00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,767 'CAUSE BIG TIME RUSH DIDN'T SHOW UP, 294 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:20,600 BUT THEN THEY DO SHOW UP, AND THEN KENDALL'S LIKE, 295 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,633 "YO, COCO, BIG TIME RUSH IS READY TO SHIMMY-SHAM 296 00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:25,233 AT THE JIMMY-JAM." 297 00:12:25,233 --> 00:12:27,933 AND THEN EVERYBODY STARTS DANCING AND CHEERING. 298 00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:29,567 AND THEN COCO IS LIKE, "GUESS WHAT. 299 00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:30,733 I'M GONNA BUY YOUR NEW ALBUM." 300 00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,200 AND THEN EVERYONE IS LIKE, 301 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,133 "WOW, WE ARE GONNA BUY YOUR NEW ALBUM ALSO. 302 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:36,567 YEAH." 303 00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,700 - AGAIN, WHERE IS THE NEW REWRITE 304 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,700 THAT DOESN'T MAKE THE GUYS LOOKS STUPID? 305 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:42,067 - OKAY, FINE, WELL, YOU KNOW, 306 00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:44,367 WHERE IS KATIE'S BIG TWEENAGE ROMANCE SCENE, HUH? 307 00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:45,700 WHERE IS IT? 308 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,767 - IT'S DONE; IT JUST NEEDS A LITTLE POLISHING. 309 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,833 - YEAH-- - NO. OKAY... 310 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,167 I JUST NEED A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME. 311 00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:52,833 - GIVE ME THAT. 312 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:54,400 HA! YOU GOT NOTHING! 313 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,767 - YOU KNOW I'M NOT GOOD WITH SWEET! 314 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:58,067 - STOP FIGHTING, AND COME UP WITH A BETTER ENDING FAST 315 00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,600 BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE SCHEDULE, 316 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,567 THE GUYS ARE IN WARDROBE RIGHT NOW. 317 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:06,467 - 'SUP? BIG TIME RUSH. 318 00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:09,600 - WE'RE DOING A CAMEO ON YO GABBA GABBA. 319 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,133 *WE WANT SNACKS, TASTY SNACKS ARE GOOD * 320 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:14,700 both: *LET US IN, 'CAUSE TASTY SNACKS ARE GOOD * 321 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:17,067 *HEY * 322 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:17,933 both: YES. 323 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,900 - REALLY? - AREN'T YOU GUYS EVER ON STAGE? 324 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:26,367 - WELL, WE ARE ABOUT TO SING AND DANCE A SONG. 325 00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:28,400 - BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD SING A NEW SONG CALLED 326 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,167 WELL, WELL, WELL, SOMEONE'S BEING NAUGHTY AGAIN. 327 00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:34,300 - UM, OR WHAT ABOUT THE SHARING FOOD 328 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:35,600 WITH YOUR NEW FRIENDS SONG, HUH? 329 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,633 WHERE'S THAT ONE? 330 00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,600 DID HE SAY "SHARE?" 331 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,100 - HMM. 332 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,233 - WE JUST ARE REALLY HUNGRY, 333 00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:43,067 AND THE SNACKS ON OUR STAGE STINK. 334 00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:46,300 - WELL, NOT SHARING STINKS TOO. 335 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,100 - CAN YOU SHARE SOMETHING WITH US? 336 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,433 - WE CAN SHARE. - WE LOVE TO SHARE. 337 00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:50,633 - NAME IT. 338 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:53,500 - HOW ABOUT THEY SHARE THEIR VOICES AND SING? 339 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,200 [laughter] 340 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,900 all: * I LOVE TO SHARE WITH MY FRIENDS * 341 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:03,400 *IT'S NEVER ANY FUN BY MYSELF * 342 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:07,133 * I LOVE TO SHARE WITH MY FRIENDS * 343 00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:11,233 *AND THEY SHARE WITH ME, SO WE HAVE A GOOD TIME * 344 00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:13,833 *TOGETHER, SHARING FOREVER * 345 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:16,400 *IT'S FUN * 346 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,500 - COCO, BIG TIME RUSH IS NOT COMING. 347 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,767 SO YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. 348 00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:23,567 - AND ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A ROBOT. 349 00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:26,100 - UH... 350 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,133 UH... 351 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,867 - AND CUT. 352 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:31,333 OKAY, LET'S RESET CAMERAS AND GET READY 353 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,233 FOR OUR BIG TIME CAMEO. 354 00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:37,233 - OH, TELL ME THAT ISN'T A LOVE NOTE. 355 00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,533 - IT'S NOT. 356 00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:40,433 IT'S A LOVE PLANE. 357 00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:41,633 - IT'S TOO RISKY. 358 00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:43,433 AND BESIDES, YOU STINK AT PAPER AIRPLANES. 359 00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:45,467 - BUT LOVE IS MY CO-PILOT. 360 00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:56,767 - UGH, I HATE CAMEOS. 361 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:03,933 - "MY DEAREST DARA, IT'S ME CARLOS. 362 00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:08,800 "LET ME HELP SAVE YOU FROM YOUR EVIL STEPMOM. 363 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,867 ":I THINK OUR KISS WILL HELP BE FREE YOU FROM HER EVILNESS. 364 00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:14,533 "MAN, SHE'S EVIL. 365 00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:16,967 WELL, BYE." 366 00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:18,333 I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY. 367 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,600 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 368 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,100 YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM APART. 369 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,433 BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE NEXT SCENE WITH HER, 370 00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:25,100 AND THERE IS NO ONE ELSE TO SING. 371 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,133 NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 372 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,567 - [clears throat] 373 00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:33,100 LINDSAY, TELL THE WRITERS TO CHANGE THE NEXT SCENE 374 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:37,067 SO THAT BIG TIME RUSH NEVER SHOWS UP TO THE DANCE, 375 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:41,400 BUT COCO USES HER MUSIC CHIP TO SING A ROCKIN' SONG 376 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:46,767 LAUNCHING DARA'S MUSIC CAREER BUT ENDING BIG TIME RUSH'S. 377 00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,933 [thunder booming] 378 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,067 - SORRY ABOUT THAT. 379 00:15:56,833 --> 00:16:00,733 - HEY, GUYS, EVIL STEPMONSTER SAYS TO TAKE BIG TIME RUSH 380 00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:03,467 OUT...OF...THE...SCRIPT. 381 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,333 - TAKE BIG TIME RUSH OUT OF THE JIMMY-JAM? 382 00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:14,533 - DARA'S STEPMOM IS EVIL, 383 00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:16,700 AND SHE'S TRYING TO RUIN US WITH DARA'S PHONE, 384 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,333 FOLLOWERS, AND SCRIPT. 385 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:22,067 - WE HAVE TO JOIN FORCES TO END HER EVIL REIGN OVER THIS LAND 386 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:26,267 AND SET DARA FREE WITH MY KISS. 387 00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:28,167 - HE KNOWS WE'RE NOT IN A COLORFUL WORLD 388 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:30,733 OF MAKE-BELIEVE, RIGHT? 389 00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:34,400 - HEY, WE JUST DID A YO GABBA CAMEO. 390 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,933 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 391 00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:38,067 - WE'RE DOING A LITTLE REWRITE 392 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:41,967 SO BIG TIME RUSH ROCKS THE STAGE AND ROCKS COCO.O. 393 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,967 - HMM. 394 00:16:43,967 --> 00:16:45,500 [bell rings] 395 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,233 - CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, PLEASE? 396 00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:52,633 IT LOOKS LIKE BIG TIME RUSH IS NOT GONNA MAKE IT 397 00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:53,667 TO THE DANCE TONIGHT. 398 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,067 [all groaning] 399 00:16:55,067 --> 00:17:00,267 - I KNEW SHE WAS A LIAR... AND A ROBOT. 400 00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:04,200 [cheers and applause] 401 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,500 [together] SHE'S NOT A LIAR! 402 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,433 - WE WERE JUST RUNNING A LITTLE LATE TO THE JIMMY-JAM. 403 00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:12,100 [crowd cheering] 404 00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:21,833 - AND WE KNOW SHE IS NOT A ROBOT. 405 00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,733 - OUT OF MY WAY. 406 00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:26,767 - PARDON ME. 407 00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:29,367 - YOU'RE BOTH FIRED. 408 00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:34,067 - IN FACT, I THINK COCO... 409 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,867 LOOKS LIKE A PRINCESS. 410 00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:40,167 all: OOH. 411 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,067 - CUT! 412 00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,067 CUT THE CAMERAS. 413 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,433 CUT THEM ALL. 414 00:17:44,433 --> 00:17:48,533 WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? 415 00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:49,567 I CONTROL DARA. 416 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:52,600 I TELL HER WHAT TO EAT, WHAT TO SAY, 417 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,733 AND WHO TO KISS. 418 00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:57,400 I'M THE BOSS, ALL RIGHT, OF YOU, 419 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:02,833 YOU, AND EVERYONE WHO WATCHES THIS STUPID SHOW. 420 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:03,933 GOT IT? 421 00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:06,400 [cell phone beeps] 422 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,333 - OH, WE GOT IT... ALL RECORDED RIGHT HERE. 423 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,433 [crowd gasps] 424 00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:13,500 - WHERE DID YOU GET DARA'S PHONE? 425 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,600 - OH, I MIGHT HAVE BORROWED IT 426 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,800 AND THEN GAVE IT TO THEM. 427 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,300 - AND IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO SEND THIS OUT 428 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,767 TO DARA'S 14 MILLION FOLLOWERS 429 00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:26,200 EXPOSING YOU AS AN EVIL WITCH 430 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,667 WHO TREATS AMERICA'S TV SWEETHEART LIKE A PRISONER... 431 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:33,433 - YOU'RE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR STEPDAUGHTER RIGHT NOW 432 00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:36,533 AND PROMISE TO START DOING THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY. 433 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:39,767 [thunder booming] 434 00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:42,833 - SORRY, ME AGAIN. 435 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:47,133 - HEH-HEH, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS, 436 00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:51,833 DARA IS GROWING UP AND CAN MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS. 437 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,967 AND CARLOS SEEMS LIKE A NICE BOY, 438 00:18:54,967 --> 00:19:00,400 SO WHY DOESN'T THE BEST TV CREW AND CAST EVER 439 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:05,100 JUST, YOU KNOW, KEEP ROLLING? 440 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,933 [cheers and applause] 441 00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:11,067 - I GUESS YOUR KISS REALLY DID SET HER FREE. 442 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,133 - TOLD YOU. 443 00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:16,500 - OKAY, LET'S SHOOT THE DANCE SCENE. 444 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,333 [cheers and applause] 445 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:22,300 - *ALL THIS TALK ABOUT BEING IN LOVE * 446 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:26,567 *I COULD NEVER GET INTO THE PARTY * 447 00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:30,200 *NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT IT WAS * 448 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,833 *LIKE, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ANYWAY * 449 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:37,733 - *OH, I BUT I DECIDED I SHOULD GIVE IT A TRY * 450 00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:41,100 * THE VERY MOMENT THAT YOU GAVE ME THE INVITE * 451 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,800 * I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE * 452 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,467 * ONCE YOU OPEN THE DOOR SEE I WAS LIKE * 453 00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:51,533 all: *OH, YEAH, YEAH, DON'T GET ANY BETTER * 454 00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:55,467 * OH, YEAH, YEAH, WISH THAT THIS WAS FOREVER * 455 00:19:55,467 --> 00:20:01,333 * 'CAUSE YOUR HEART CALLING FEELS LIKE CONFETTI FALLING * 456 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,767 * DOWN, DOWN, DOWN 457 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:07,567 - *AND EVERYBODY'S GONNA MAKE AN APPEARANCE * 458 00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:10,900 *EVEN THE BUTTERFLIES CAN FEEL IT * 459 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:14,267 - *AND THEN BLISS CAME WITH MISTER FIRST KISS * 460 00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:17,400 *IT WAS BETTER THAN THEY EVER EXPLAINED IT * 461 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:21,033 all: *OH, YEAH, YEAH, DON'T GET ANY BETTER * 462 00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:25,033 * OH, YEAH, YEAH, WISH THAT THIS WAS FOREVER * 463 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:31,900 * 'CAUSE YOUR HEART CALLING FEELS LIKE CONFETTI FALLING * 464 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:35,500 *AND IT'S A CELEBRATION * 465 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,933 *FEELS LIKE A CELEBRATION * 466 00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:46,600 * 'CAUSE YOUR HEART CALLING FEELS LIKE CONFETTI FALLING * 467 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,400 *DOWN, DOWN, DOWN * 468 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,800 [cheers and applause] 469 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:57,500 - NOT BAD. 470 00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:02,067 - YEAH, IF YOU LIKE CHEESY KID SHOWS. 471 00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:03,600 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 472 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,833 - ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT IF WE HAD OUR OWN SHOW, 473 00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:07,367 IT WOULDN'T BE FILLED WITH RANDOM GAGS 474 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,933 AND CARTOONY SOUND EFFECTS. 475 00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:11,067 boing! 476 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:15,167 - AND WE WOULDN'T USE COSTUMES JUST TO GET A CHEAP LAUGH. 477 00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:19,733 [elevator bell dings] 478 00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:20,867 - IT'S NOT OUR STYLE. 479 00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:23,367 - DUMB. 480 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:26,067 - RIGHT, AND NO COMPLETELY RANDOM, 481 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,200 OUT-OF-NOWHERE CELEBRITY CAMEOS. 482 00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:30,567 - HEY, GUYS. 483 00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:32,067 GREAT TO SEE YOU. 484 00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:35,067 [together] HEY, LUCAS. 485 00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:37,933 - WE WOULD KEEP IT CLASSY WITH NO SLAPSTICK CHASING 486 00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:39,733 OR SILLY MUSIC. 487 00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:43,233 all: THERE'S A BEAR IN THE LOBBY. 488 00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:44,233 [bear roaring] 489 00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:45,800 RUN! 490 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,800 [cartoony music] 491 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,733 * 492 00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:53,067 - * AH, AH, AH-AH 493 00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:56,367 - * STEP IT UP, GET IN GEAR * 494 00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:58,067 * GO FOR BROKE, MAKE IT CLEAR * 495 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,733 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME 496 00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:02,267 - * HEY, HEY 497 00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:04,267 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 498 00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:06,100 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT 499 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:09,100 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME 500 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,267 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 501 00:22:10,267 --> 00:22:12,333 - * HEY, HEY 502 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,367 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW 503 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,333 - * HEY, HEY 504 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:18,167 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 505 00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:20,133 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 506 00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:22,300 * OH-OH, OH-OH 507 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,800 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 508 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,233 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 509 00:22:26,233 --> 00:22:30,367 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 510 00:22:30,367 --> 00:22:33,567 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 511 00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:39,100 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME *