1 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:09,877 [sinister music] 2 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:11,679 - DOGS, I HAVE SUMMONED YOU HERE FOR SOMETHING 3 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,448 THAT I LITERALLY CANNOT BELIEVE. 4 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,584 - WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAD GOOD NEWS. 5 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:18,486 - PRETTY SURE YOU SAID THAT. - YOU CALLED US HERE. 6 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:20,121 - RIGHT, WRONG MUSIC. 7 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,989 KELLY! 8 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:23,624 - OOPS, MY BAD. 9 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,726 [happy carefree music] 10 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,027 - OH, THAT'S BETTER. - JAUNTY. 11 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,329 - MUSIC DOES SET THE MOOD. 12 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,864 - OKAY, WE HAVE BEEN APPROACHED BY TWO HUGE COMPANIES 13 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:34,902 THAT ARE INTERESTED IN EXPANDING THE B.T.R. BRAND EVEN FURTHER. 14 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,170 all: OOH. 15 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:41,409 - OPTION ONE: BIG TIME RUSH GETS THEIR VERY OWN CARTOON! 16 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:42,443 all: CARTOON, CARTOON! 17 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:45,413 [all talking at once] 18 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:49,350 - OR B.T.R. GETS ITS VERY OWN VIDEO GAME! 19 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,451 all: VIDEO GAME, VIDEO GAME! 20 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,520 [all talking at once] 21 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,022 - OKAY, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 22 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:58,159 THE VIDEO GAME WILL REQUIRE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGING 23 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:01,562 AND PROBABLY CHAFING MOTION CAPTURE SESSIONS. 24 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,331 - UH, YEAH. - COOL. 25 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:05,499 - ALSO WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL YOUR CONCERT IN HAWAII 26 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:07,635 WITH THE PRIVATE JET. 27 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:09,036 - UH... - OH. 28 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:11,405 - PLUS, YOU GOT TO WEAR THESE GREEN BALL SUITS. 29 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,607 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 30 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,243 * 31 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:16,244 all: CARTOON, CARTOON! 32 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:17,445 [all talking at once] 33 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,213 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 34 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,048 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 35 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:25,186 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 36 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:27,054 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 37 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:28,856 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 38 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:32,160 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME 39 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,161 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 40 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:34,895 - * HEY, HEY 41 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,997 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW 42 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,999 - * HEY, HEY 43 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:41,068 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 44 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,970 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 45 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,938 * OH-OH, OH-OH 46 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,174 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 47 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:48,642 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 48 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,211 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK 49 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:52,880 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE 50 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,184 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 51 00:01:56,184 --> 00:02:01,189 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 52 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,560 - GANG, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE TO YOU 53 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,929 THE CREATIVE GENIUS BEHIND THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS 54 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:11,565 AND HOPEFULLY YOUR BIG TIME CARTOON, 55 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:14,034 MR. BUTCH HARTMAN. 56 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,738 - HI, I'M BUTCH HARTMAN. 57 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,540 FELLAS, BIG TIME CARTOON 58 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,376 IS JUST LIKE THE STORY OF BIG TIME RUSH. 59 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:25,379 - COOL. - WOW. 60 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,814 - COOL. 61 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:30,584 - IT'S A STORY ABOUT A BOY BAND WHO SINGS AND FIGHTS CRIME 62 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:33,587 WITH MAGICAL SHOES. 63 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,356 - OH, MAGICAL SHOES. 64 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,024 - THEY'RE NOT REALLY MAGICAL. 65 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:39,227 - SEE, IT'S THE MAGICAL SHOES THAT YOU GUYS FOUND IN A CAVE 66 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:41,662 THAT GIVE YOU THE MAGICAL POWER OF DANCE FU. 67 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:44,565 - COOL. 68 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:45,966 - CHECK THAT OUT. 69 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:46,967 - HUH. 70 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,101 - BEFORE YOU SAY YES, 71 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,471 CHECK OUT THE THEME SONG. 72 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:52,240 - * THERE WAS A BAND NAMED BIG TIME * 73 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,574 * WHO DISCOVERED MAGICAL SHOES 74 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:55,476 * AND WHEN THEY PUT THEM ON 75 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,278 * THEY GOT INTO A SUPER CRIME FIGHTING GROOVE * 76 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,112 * BIG TIME RUSH, HEY 77 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,649 * MAGICAL SHOES, YO 78 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,251 - OKAY, COOL TUNE. 79 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:04,718 - IT'S A SUPER CATCHY TUNE. 80 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,254 - WHO WROTE IT? 81 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,522 - OR, YOU KNOW, MAYBE THERE'S A STORY YOU GUYS WANT TO TELL. 82 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,023 PERHAPS AN ADVENTURE YOU WERE ON, 83 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,024 SOMETHING REALLY FUN? 84 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,426 - JUST TELL BUTCH WHAT YOU WANT, 85 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:15,596 BECAUSE WE WANT TO BE IN THE BIG TIME RUSH CARTOON BUSINESS. 86 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,699 - UM... - YEAH. 87 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,435 I THINK WE WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 88 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,136 - THINK IT OUT, BRAINSTORM. 89 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:25,038 - ALL RIGHT, GREAT, GUYS. THANKS VERY MUCH. 90 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,607 - OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE, BIG GUY. 91 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:29,743 - DANCE FU, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. LATER, GUYS. 92 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,144 [door closes] 93 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:33,113 - SO WE DO THE VIDEO GAME. - YEP. 94 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,782 - BUT I'M KEEPING THE SHOES. 95 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:39,620 - THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO BONK COSMO ON THE HEAD 96 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,289 SO HE GETS HIS MEMORY BACK. 97 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:42,690 - WHAT'S A COSMO? 98 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:45,025 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT ON THE COUCH AND WATCH? 99 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,828 - OH, NO, I DO WISH I WAS A FAIRY, THOUGH. 100 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,196 WHO WANTS HAM? POOF! 101 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:50,197 - POOF! 102 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:52,199 - WHO WANTS REGULARITY? POOF! 103 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:53,767 - I WISH YOU WOULD CHANGE THAT LIGHTBULB 104 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,068 AND THEN UNCLOG MY SINK. 105 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:58,071 POOF. 106 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,508 - WAIT A MINUTE. IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME. 107 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:01,542 I'M NOT A WEENIE. 108 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,677 I'M A... I'M A FAIRY, 109 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,046 AND MY NAME IS COSMO. 110 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,848 - [groans] 111 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,183 - [gasps] 112 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,419 - HE HIT HIS HEAD. 113 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,020 OH. 114 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,355 ARE YOU OKAY? 115 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,624 - OF COURSE I'M OKAY. 116 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,058 I'M COSMO. 117 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,627 - OH, NO. 118 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:22,863 - AND I'M HERE TO GRANT YOUR WISHES. 119 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,799 SINKY UNCLOGGY, POOF! 120 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:32,005 [water draining rapidly] 121 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,574 IT WORKED. 122 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,343 I'M OFF TO GRANT MORE WISHES. 123 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,080 - OKAY, WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM. 124 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,214 - WHY? 125 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,817 HE GRANTED MY "SINK UNCLOG" WISH. 126 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,854 I MEAN, WE GOT TO GO SAVE HIM. 127 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,389 - COMING UP ON THE NEWS AT NOON, 128 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:50,858 MORE ON THOSE STRANGE LIGHTS OVER L.A. 129 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,993 WAS IT A MOVIE CREW IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS 130 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,529 OR AN ALIEN INVASION? 131 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,830 DETAILS COMING UP. 132 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,532 [video game music playing] 133 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:01,435 - OKAY, LET'S MAKE A VIDEO GAME. 134 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,137 - IS IT TOO LATE TO DO THE CARTOON? 135 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:08,175 - WE ARE THE LIZARDIANS. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER. 136 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,176 [laughs] 137 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:12,012 - THESE ARE NOT FUNNY 138 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,514 AND TAKE OFF THOSE SHOES. 139 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,515 - NEVER. 140 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,249 HEY, AND WHY IS IT SO COLD IN HERE? 141 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,388 - BECAUSE IF THIS EQUIPMENT GETS TOO HOT, 142 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,856 IT COULD OVERHEAT AND SHORT OUT THE POWER IN THE STUDIO. 143 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,792 [electricity buzzing] 144 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,727 - LIKE IT JUST DID. 145 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:33,534 OKAY, DOGS, TAKE FIVE AND LET THE GEEKS DO THEIR GEEK THING. 146 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,135 [all talking at once] 147 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,637 - DON'T GO TOO FAR! 148 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:39,039 - OH, HEAT. - COLD, COLD, COLD, COLD, COLD. 149 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,641 - WHOA, SO MUCH BETTER. 150 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:43,411 - NOW, TO TAKE OVER THIS PLANET OF THE YELLOW SUN. 151 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:44,678 [laughs] 152 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,148 - GIRL ALERT, POSE NUMBER NINE. 153 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:51,151 [slow R&B music] 154 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:56,189 * 155 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,425 FORGOT ABOUT THE SUITS. 156 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,692 - OH. 157 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,862 - OKAY, LET'S GO BACK INSIDE AND GET THIS OVER WITH. 158 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,434 - IT'S LOCKED. 159 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:09,136 - AND OUR COMMUNICATION DEVICES ARE INSIDE. 160 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:10,137 - STOP. 161 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,639 - I'VE GOT THIS. 162 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:14,842 MAGICAL SHOES, DO YOUR THING. 163 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,109 OH! 164 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:18,278 - OH, OH, UH... 165 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,347 - OKAY, WE'LL GO AROUND THE FRONT. 166 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:21,615 - THE MAIN STREET ENTRANCE? 167 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:22,783 WE CAN'T BE SEEN IN THESE. 168 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,184 - WELL, WE CAN'T TAKE THEM OFF. 169 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:25,453 WE'RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR. 170 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:28,321 - MMM, KENDAR HAS GOOD POINT, JAYZAR. 171 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,322 - [grunts] 172 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,658 DON'T WORRY. 173 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:34,094 THESE MAGICAL SHOES WILL LEAD US SAFELY BACK INSIDE. 174 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,796 LET'S GO. 175 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:41,702 [upbeat rock music] 176 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,608 - YOU WILL BE OUR APE SERVANTS. 177 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,076 - GO, GO! 178 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,217 - PAPARAZZI. 179 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:58,285 [all yell] 180 00:06:58,285 --> 00:06:59,887 THE DUMPSTER, IN THE DUMPSTER! 181 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,494 - THESE EARTH WASTE RECEPTACLES SMELL. 182 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,661 OW. 183 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:10,330 - PICTURES OF US LOOKING LIKE THIS CANNOT GET OUT. 184 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,700 - LET'S HOPE NOBODY SAW US. 185 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,968 - AND L.A.'S ALIEN SCARE CONTINUES 186 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,738 WITH THIS SHOCKING FOOTAGE FROM DOWNTOWN. 187 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,507 WITNESSES WHO SHOT THE FOOTAGE SAID 188 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,108 THE FOUR INVADERS ARE HERE 189 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:24,545 TO TURN US ALL INTO THEIR APE SERVANTS. 190 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:27,080 - OKAY, HE'S NOT IN HIS CLOSET, AND HE'S NOT AT THE PARK. 191 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,716 - WELL, HE CAN'T JUST DISAPPEAR. 192 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,183 - POOF! - [screams] 193 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,520 - I'M COSMO. YAY ME! 194 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,888 - OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO? 195 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,024 DO WE HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN 196 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,792 AND WHACK HIM BACK TO BUDDHA BOB? 197 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,995 - NO, WE'LL JUST PLAY ALONG, 198 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:45,633 AND THEN HE'LL REALIZE HE'S NOT REALLY A MAGIC FAIRY 199 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,167 AND REMEMBER HE'S A JANITOR. 200 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,036 - WHAT IS YOUR WISH? 201 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,805 - OKAY, UM... 202 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,907 I WISH YOU'D GET RID OF THE OBNOXIOUS TUBA PLAYER 203 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,108 IN THE APARTMENT ABOVE US. 204 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,376 - POOF! 205 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:58,211 - SEE, YOU'RE NOT A... 206 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,648 - [playing tuba] 207 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,583 YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT. 208 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,619 I JUST GOT A JOB WITH THE GUAM PHILHARMONIC. 209 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,121 GOOD-BYE, PALMWOODS. 210 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:11,124 [playing tuba] 211 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,627 * 212 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,663 - I'M CALLING DOC HOLLYWOOD. 213 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:18,198 - WAIT, HE GRANTS WISHES. 214 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:20,300 - WHAT? THAT'S NOT A WISH. 215 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,335 THAT'S A COINCIDENCE WITH TALCUM POWDER, 216 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,237 AND HE NEEDS HELP. 217 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:28,676 - OOH, EARWAX MAKES A SQUISHY NOISE. 218 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:32,212 - YES, BUT IT CAME TRUE, AND... 219 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,614 WE'RE HUNGRY, AND WE WISH FOR FOOD. 220 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,015 - POOF! 221 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,285 - HEY, SO THE GUYS PACKED AN EXTRA PIE FOR A POOL ORDER. 222 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,353 WANT A FREE ONE? 223 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,755 - YAY MAGICAL PIZZA. 224 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:42,856 POOF! 225 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,291 - I'M STILL CALLING DOC HOLLYWOOD. 226 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,859 - POOF! - NO, HE GRANTS WISHES! 227 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,027 - HE NEEDS HELP. - NO, DON'T-- 228 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,762 - POOF! - BUT HE GRANTED... 229 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:51,599 - OKAY, LET'S CHECK AND SEE IF THE PAPARAZZI ARE GONE. 230 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:58,806 - UH, YEAH, THE PAPARAZZI ARE GONE. 231 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:01,942 - PEOPLE OF EARTH, WE ARE HERE TO... 232 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:02,876 WHOA. 233 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,514 UM... 234 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:16,056 OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON? 235 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:20,661 - LOOK. 236 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,932 - MORE ON THE LOCKDOWN DOWNTOWN 237 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,000 AS FEDERAL AUTHORITIES INVESTIGATE 238 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,636 THE CLOSE ENCOUNTER SIGHTING. 239 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:29,737 THIS JUST IN: 240 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,805 OUR NEWS COPTER HAS SPOTTED THE ALIENS, 241 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,274 AND WE ARE TAKING YOU THERE LIVE. 242 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,677 [helicopter blades whirring] 243 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,478 - DOOP! 244 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,013 - THERE ARE ALIENS DOWNTOWN, 245 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,515 AND THEY HAVE GREEN AND WHITE SKIN LIKE US, 246 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,251 AND THEY'RE AT A BIG BUY LIKE US. 247 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,185 HA... 248 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,457 OH. 249 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,392 - GREAT, EITHER BIG TIME RUSH GETS ARRESTED 250 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,427 FOR CAUSING A CITYWIDE PANIC, 251 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,663 OR WE GET PROBED. 252 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,497 - OKAY, CALM DOWN. 253 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,232 WE HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF A LOT WORSE THAN THIS, 254 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,600 AND WHAT IS THAT? 255 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,936 - LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF FEDERAL AUTHORITIES 256 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:03,937 ARE ARRIVING ON THE SCENE. 257 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,139 IT IS A TENSE STANDOFF. 258 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:21,121 - ALIENS, WE MEAN YOU NO HARM... 259 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,790 - UNLESS YOU MEAN US HARM. 260 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,092 THEN WE'LL BE FORCED TO USE OUR TRANSFORMATION LASERS. 261 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,395 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 262 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,897 - YEAH, IT'S NEVER BEEN WORSE THAN THIS. 263 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,536 - WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THE CARTOON. 264 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,472 [sirens wailing] 265 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,410 - YOU CAN COME ALONG PEACEFULLY, 266 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,179 BUT WE PREFER TO TAKE YOU BY FORCE. 267 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,048 - YOU HAVE FIVE EARTH SECONDS TO DECIDE. 268 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:54,688 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 269 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,824 - FOLLOW THE SHOES. 270 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:03,130 [all screaming] 271 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,131 - THEY'RE FAST. 272 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,132 - WE'LL CATCH THEM. 273 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,467 [sirens wailing] 274 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,869 [all whimpering] 275 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,171 - WHERE ARE WE GOING? AND DON'T SAY, "DUMPSTER." 276 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,073 - DUMPSTERS HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD TO US. 277 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,008 [all yelling] 278 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:19,079 [sirens wailing] 279 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,117 - HEY, LOOK. 280 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,386 I GOT MY WINGS. 281 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,355 - I DON'T LIKE THIS. 282 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,291 I WANT TO CHANGE COSMO BOB BACK INTO BUDDHA BOB. 283 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,459 - OOH. 284 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,594 - WHY? 285 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:35,829 SINCE BUDDHA BOB BECAME A FAIRY, 286 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,164 MY SINK GOT UNCLOGGED, 287 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,631 HE GOT RID OF TUBA GUY, 288 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:42,402 POOFED US UP A FREE LUNCH AND ME A FAUX FUR COAT. 289 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,939 - NOT WISHES, COINCIDENCES. 290 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,775 THAT JACKET WAS DELIVERED TO 2-J, 291 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:50,643 BUT IT WAS ADDRESSED TO REBECCA JOHNSON. 292 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,813 - BUT I WISHED FOR IT. 293 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,115 BESIDES, HE'S NOT A DANGER TO ANYONE. 294 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,450 SO THERE'S NO REASON TO CALL DOC HOLLYWOOD. 295 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,252 SEE? 296 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,254 - WAIT. WHERE IS HE? 297 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,191 - WHEE! 298 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:09,662 LOOK, WITH MY WINGS, I CAN FLY. 299 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,799 - OKAY, YOU CAN CALL DOC HOLLYWOOD. 300 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:15,435 - I WISH YOU WERE OFF THE ROOF AND IN THE LOBBY. 301 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,604 - OKAY, POOF! 302 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,340 - YOU KNOW, I'VE SEEN SOME CASES LIKE THIS BEFORE. 303 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,210 THE PSYCHOSIS CAN BE PERMANENT IF NOT TREATED CORRECTLY. 304 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,644 - HE'S DREAMY, 305 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:25,946 BUT I DON'T LIKE HIM. 306 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,114 - I WISH YOU WOULD LIKE HIM. 307 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,648 - OKAY, I LIKE HIM. 308 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:32,152 - AND AS WITH ANY OTHER CARTOON HEAD INJURY, 309 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,888 THE CURE CAN BE COMPLICATED. 310 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,256 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 311 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,357 [frying pan clangs] 312 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,526 - [gasps] 313 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,627 DID IT WORK? 314 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:41,895 - SORRY, GUYS, 315 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,731 BUT MY BOSS SAYS I HAVE TO CHARGE YOU FOR THE PIZZA. 316 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,066 - AND IS THAT THE JACKET I ORDERED? 317 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,601 - [playing tuba] 318 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,604 THE GUAM PHILHARMONIC FOLDED DUE TO LACK OF FUNDS, 319 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,340 AND I'M BACK, EVERYONE. 320 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,508 * 321 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,445 - YUP, BUDDHA BOB IS BACK. 322 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,379 - WHO'S BUDDHA BOB? 323 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,853 [horn honks distantly] 324 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,054 - HERE'S THE PLAN: 325 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,056 LOGAN COMES UP WITH A PLAN. 326 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:11,491 - O-OKAY. FIRST, WE PRAY. 327 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,960 [all murmuring] 328 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,727 THEN WE MAKE A BREAK FOR ROCQUE RECORDS, 329 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:15,963 BURN THESE BALL SUITS, 330 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,865 AND THEN MAKE SOME STORY SUGGESTIONS FOR BUTCH, 331 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:18,999 AND THEN DO THE CARTOON. 332 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,200 - NICE. 333 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,134 RUN! 334 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,504 - [groans] 335 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,274 LET'S DO THE OTHER WAY. 336 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,275 - YEAH. - GO, GO, GO, GO. 337 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,410 - YEP, YEP. - GO, GO, GO, GO. 338 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,344 - OH! 339 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,118 - WE ARE SO PROBED. 340 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,988 [all talking at once] 341 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,189 - NO! 342 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,790 IT'S LOCKED. 343 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,358 - WHY DOES THAT NOT SURPRISE ME? 344 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,897 - WE'D SAY WE'RE SORRY IT HAD TO COME TO THIS, 345 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,899 BUT WE'RE NOT. 346 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,901 - AND NOW WE GOT TO TAKE YOU DOWN. 347 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:59,272 [lasers humming] 348 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,508 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 349 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:05,178 - IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE THROUGH DANCE. 350 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,279 - THEY'RE GOOD. 351 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,481 WE'VE STILL GOT TO TAKE THEM DOWN. 352 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,183 - IT'S THE SHOES... 353 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,184 THAT GIVE YOU... 354 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,752 DANCE FU! 355 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,426 - HUH, THOSE ARE MAGICAL SHOES. 356 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,128 - BUT THEY CAN'T BE IN THE CARTOON. 357 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,567 - OKAY, GREAT, BUT THERE'S STILL AN ALIEN HUNT OUT FOR US. 358 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,502 - AND THE DUMPSTER IS NOT GONNA HELP US THIS TIME. 359 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,238 - BUT WAIT. 360 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,175 - TOLD YOU DUMPSTERS HAVE BEEN GOOD TO US. 361 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:38,111 [all yelling] 362 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,952 - I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT... 363 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:45,953 WE LOOK GOOD. 364 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,956 [siren wails] 365 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,492 - OKAY, LET'S DO THE CARTOON. 366 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,364 - FELLAS, WE CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH WE LOVED 367 00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:00,500 ALL YOUR AWESOME BIG TIME CARTOON STORY SUGGESTIONS. 368 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,402 - BUT HOW DID YOU THINK OF THEM SO FAST? 369 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,337 [all talking at once] 370 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,606 - IT'S A LONG STORY. 371 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,009 - WELL, LISTEN, I PUT ALL THE IDEAS INTO THE CARTOON, 372 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,244 AND, CARLOS, EVEN BETTER THAN MAGICAL SHOES-- 373 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,346 I GAVE YOU A CUTE PIG NAMED SNORT SNORT. 374 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,349 all: SO HOW'S IT START? 375 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,517 - PICTURE THIS. 376 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,387 YOU'RE ON YOUR TOUR PLANE IN A STORM. 377 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,490 AND THEN... 378 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,891 [thunder rumbling] 379 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:28,561 - WHY DID WE HAVE TO TAKE A TOUR PLANE TO A CONCERT IN AUSTRALIA? 380 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,897 WHY COULDN'T WE TAKE A TOUR SUBMARINE INSTEAD? 381 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,566 - BECAUSE CARLOS IS AFRAID OF WATER. 382 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,235 - DID SOMEBODY SAY, "WATER"? 383 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,336 [thunder rumbling] 384 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,605 - UH, DID SOMEBODY SAY, "WEIRD LIGHTNING"? 385 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,341 [electricity zapping] 386 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,609 [beeping] 387 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,012 - SOMETHING JUST SHORT-CIRCUITED THE CONTROL PANELS. 388 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:48,148 HOLD TIGHT, TEENS, AND TAKE YOUR EMERGENCY POSITIONS. 389 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,084 [all yelling] 390 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,921 - HANG ON, SNORT SNORT. 391 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,090 IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY LANDING. 392 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,366 [airplane crashes] 393 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,604 [radio static] 394 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,206 - I CAN'T GET A SIGNAL. 395 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,575 I'LL LEAVE YOU TEENS ALONE AND UNPROTECTED 396 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,645 WHILE I RADIO FOR HELP ATOP THAT TALL, SCARY PEAK. 397 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:25,685 - GREAT, NOW WE'RE STUCK ALONE ON A WEIRD AND DESERTED ISLAND. 398 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,221 - DESERTED? AWESOME! 399 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,789 ME AND SNORT SNORT HAVEN'T HAD DESSERT 400 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,691 SINCE WE GOT OFF THE PLANE. 401 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,296 [Carlos and Snort Snort gag] 402 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,398 THIS ISLAND TASTES TERRIBLE. 403 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,666 - THIS IS BAD. 404 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,368 OUR CONCERT IS IN THREE HOURS, 405 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,670 AND GUSTAVO IS GOING TO FREAK IF WE'RE LATE. 406 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,172 [screams] 407 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,374 WE'RE STUCK IN A NET? 408 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,678 - SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISLAND ISN'T DESERTED. 409 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,580 - [gags] YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 410 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,556 - WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT DO YOU WANT? 411 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,892 - WE ARE THE LIZARDIANS, 412 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,560 AND WE'VE COME TO YOUR PLANET 413 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:12,999 TO TURN THE PEOPLE OF EARTH INTO OUR APE SERVANTS 414 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,135 LIKE OUR FIRST TEST SUBJECT 415 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:19,539 AFTER WE FORCED YOUR PLANE TO LAND ON THIS DESERTED ISLAND. 416 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,242 - [spits] - I THINK THAT'S OUR PILOT. 417 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,512 - I AM YOUR APE SERVANT. 418 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,215 I AM HERE TO SERVE YOU... 419 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,582 APELY. 420 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,684 - THAT WAS OUR PILOT. 421 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,520 - ONCE WE SUCCESSFULLY TEST 422 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,657 OUR DNA SUPER MUTATION LASER ON ALL OF YOU, 423 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:42,395 WE'LL TURN ALL EARTHLINGS INTO OUR APE SERVANTS. 424 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,332 [laser whirring] 425 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,570 - OKAY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 426 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,772 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK I'D LOOK GOOD AS AN APE. 427 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,441 AND AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS JUST-- 428 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:57,310 [screams] 429 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,146 [quacks] 430 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,347 - YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT. 431 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,849 THAT IS THE WORST LOOKING APE I'VE EVER SEEN. 432 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:03,850 - [quacks] 433 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:04,851 [screams] 434 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:05,852 [quacks] 435 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,019 [screams] 436 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,957 - NO, NO, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN APE MAN. 437 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,426 [laser whirring] 438 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,427 - [brays] 439 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,428 WHAT? 440 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,165 - WHOSE CUP IS THIS? 441 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:20,767 I SAID, "NO BEVERAGES IN THE COMMAND CENTER." 442 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,669 I WANT APE SERVANTS! 443 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,037 DONKEY SERVANTS ARE JUST STUPID. 444 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,873 LOCK THEM AWAY. 445 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,075 WE HAVE TO FIX THIS LASER AT ONCE. 446 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,284 - AND WE HAVE TO DESTROY THAT LASER 447 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,852 BEFORE THOSE LIZARD CREEPS TAKE OVER OUR WORLD. 448 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,189 - OKAY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME FOR A SECOND? 449 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,190 [brays] 450 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,257 'CAUSE I'M A DONKEY. 451 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,358 [brays] 452 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,859 - OH, YEAH. [chuckles] 453 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,295 WELL, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS 454 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,263 DEFEAT AN ADVANCED ALIEN LIZARD RACE 455 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,232 WITH HUGE ALIEN LIZARD WEAPONS, 456 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,966 WORK THEIR GIANT MUTATING LASER, 457 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,369 OH, AND GET OUT OF THIS CELL, 458 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,837 WHICH WE CAN'T! 459 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,906 - OKAY, WE CAN'T, 460 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,741 BUT YOU FORGOT ABOUT... 461 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,942 - SNORT SNORT. 462 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,413 - GO GET THEM, SNORT SNORT! 463 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,851 [buttons beeping] 464 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,723 - WAY TO GO, SNORT SNORT. [brays] 465 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,894 - OKAY, BUT WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 466 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:25,232 - WE HAVE TO STEAL THAT HEART-SHAPED REACTOR. 467 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:28,000 - YEAH, IT MUST BE WHAT DRIVES THE LASER. 468 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,138 - ONLY AFTER YOU CHANGE ME BACK. 469 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,340 [brays] 470 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,574 [braying echoes] 471 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,677 - AND WE HAVE TO CONTROL JAMES' DONKEY NOISES. 472 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,946 - THE EARTH TEENS HAVE ESCAPED. 473 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,448 GET THEM. 474 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:45,752 - OKAY, AND NOW WE MOVE! 475 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:49,922 * WAKING UP FROM ANOTHER DAY, AND I'M FEELING SO INSA-ANE * 476 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,592 * 'CAUSE EVER SINCE I SAW YOUR FACE * 477 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,262 * I GOT IT TATTOOED ON MY BRAIN-AIN-AIN * 478 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,464 - * WHAT I GOT TO DO TO GET YOU INTO MY LIFE? * 479 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,799 * I COULD BE YOUR BAD BOY, OR, BABY, I COULD BE NICE * 480 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,268 * I WOULD GIVE YOU ALL THE STARS * 481 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,302 * IF YOU GIVE ME THE NIGHT 482 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,371 * COME ON, AYE-AYE-AYE-AYE 483 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:07,006 * THERE'S A MILLION PRETTY GIRLS ALL OVER * 484 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,476 * BUT THEY GOT NOTHING ON YOU-OU * 485 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,845 * BEEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD AND NO ONE GETS ME LIKE * 486 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,114 * THE WAY YOU DO-O 487 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,484 * BABY, I THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW * 488 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,686 * NONE OF THE REST ARE EVEN CLOSE * 489 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,854 * THERE'S A MILLION PRETTY GIRLS ALL OVER * 490 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,090 * BUT YOU KNOW THIS SONG'S FOR YOU-OU * 491 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,558 * THIS SONG'S FOR YOU-OU * 492 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,093 - * NOW I GOT YOUR ATTENTION, BABE * 493 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,962 * THERE'S SOME THINGS I NEED TO SAY-AY * 494 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,164 * LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I DREAM ABOUT * 495 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,633 * IT'S ON MY MIND LIKE EVERY DAY-AY * 496 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,167 - *EVERY DAY * 497 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,236 - * DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAME AND YOU GOT ME LIKE THIS? * 498 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,206 * 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT TO BE WITH * 499 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,074 - * YOU GOT TO KNOW I'D DO ANYTHING * 500 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,277 * TO GET YOU TO NOTICE ME 501 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,846 - * THERE'S A MILLION PRETTY GIRLS ALL OVER * 502 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,316 * BUT THEY GOT NOTHING ON YOU-OU * 503 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:52,685 * BEEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD AND NO ONE GETS ME LIKE * 504 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,087 * THE WAY YOU DO-O 505 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,256 * BABY, I THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW * 506 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,559 * NONE OF THE REST ARE EVEN CLOSE * 507 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,461 * THERE'S A MILLION PRETTY GIRLS ALL OVER * 508 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,963 * BUT YOU KNOW THIS SONG'S FOR YOU-OU * 509 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,599 * THERE'S A MILLION PRETTY GIRLS ALL OVER * 510 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,068 * BUT THEY GOT NOTHING ON YOU-OU * 511 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:12,439 * BEEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD AND NO ONE GETS ME LIKE * 512 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,707 * THE WAY YOU DO-O 513 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,076 * BABY, I THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW * 514 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,978 * NONE OF THE REST ARE EVEN CLOSE * 515 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,481 * THERE'S A MILLION PRETTY GIRLS ALL OVER * 516 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,816 * BUT YOU KNOW THIS SONG'S FOR YOU-OU * 517 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,151 * THIS SONG'S FOR YOU-OU * 518 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,354 * WHAT I GOT TO DO TO GET YOU INTO MY LIFE? * 519 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,456 * I COULD BE YOUR BAD BOY, OR, BABY, I COULD BE NICE * 520 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,690 * I WOULD GIVE YOU ALL THE STARS * 521 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,124 * IF YOU GIVE ME THE NIGHT 522 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,193 * COME ON, AYE-AYE-AYE-AYE 523 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:37,129 * GOT MY HEAD UP IN THE CLOUDS AND I'M WALKING ON AIR * 524 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,599 * WANT YOU ALL TO MYSELF AND I DON'T WANT TO SHARE * 525 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,634 * WHERE YOU WANT TO GO? 'CAUSE I'M TAKING YOU THERE * 526 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,670 * COME ON, AYE-AYE-AYE-AYE 527 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,406 * THIS SONG'S FOR YOU-OU * 528 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,778 - WELL, THANKS TO YOU SINGING TEENS, 529 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,079 THE EARTH IS SAVED, 530 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,515 AND THE LIZARDIANS CAN SPEND THE REST OF THEIR TIME 531 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,183 AT THE LOCAL ZOO. 532 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,051 - WE WILL CONQUER YOUR WORLD! 533 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,187 THIS IS NOT OVER. 534 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:04,691 I WILL GET YOU, BIG TIME RUSH! 535 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,158 - BUT UNFORTUNATELY, 536 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,529 I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET OUR PLANE FIXED IN TIME FOR YOUR CONCERT. 537 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:10,630 all: WHAT? 538 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:11,898 - BUT WE CAN'T LET OUR FANS DOWN. 539 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:14,867 - WELL, THERE IS ONE WAY WE COULD FLY THERE IN TIME. 540 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:21,273 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 541 00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,410 * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 542 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:24,411 - SNORT SNORT. 543 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,416 - * STEP IT UP, GET IN GEAR * 544 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,883 * GO FOR BROKE, MAKE IT CLEAR * 545 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:33,319 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME 546 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:34,887 - * OH, HEY 547 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,956 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 548 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,025 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT 549 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:42,061 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME 550 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:43,162 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 551 00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,097 - * HEY, HEY 552 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,133 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW 553 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,135 - * HEY, HEY 554 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:50,970 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 555 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,039 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 556 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,241 * OH-OH, OH-OH 557 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:56,576 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 558 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,711 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 559 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:03,282 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 560 00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:06,519 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 561 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:11,458 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME *