1 00:00:01,251 --> 00:00:03,335 >> Xavier: IT'S THE DRUMBEAT TO 2 00:00:03,418 --> 00:00:05,251 WHICH OUR SPIRITS DANCE. 3 00:00:05,085 --> 00:00:07,043 IT'S ONLY THE SIZE OF A FIST, 4 00:00:07,126 --> 00:00:09,126 BUT IT PACKS A LOT MORE PUNCH. 5 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:11,501 SOME FOLKS SAY ITS EVERY BEAT IS 6 00:00:11,585 --> 00:00:13,501 THE SOUND OF GOD KICKING AN 7 00:00:13,585 --> 00:00:15,168 ANGEL IN THE FACE. 8 00:00:15,251 --> 00:00:17,251 MY HEART'S BEATING TO HEAL THE 9 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,126 SUFFERING. 10 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:20,168 I WANT TO SPREAD THAT BEATING 11 00:00:20,251 --> 00:00:22,251 AROUND TO THOSE LESS FORTUNATE 12 00:00:22,085 --> 00:00:25,001 THAN... 13 00:00:26,376 --> 00:00:28,085 >> AND SO THE RABBI SAID, "NO, 14 00:00:28,168 --> 00:00:30,335 YOU HAVE CHICKEN MOUTH." 15 00:00:30,418 --> 00:00:32,085 >> Xavier: HEY, YOU RUFFIANS, 16 00:00:32,168 --> 00:00:33,960 LEAVE THAT POOR GIMP ALONE. 17 00:00:34,043 --> 00:00:35,543 >> WHO YOU CALLING "GIMP," 18 00:00:35,626 --> 00:00:36,335 WEIRDO? 19 00:00:36,418 --> 00:00:37,793 >> Xavier: HE PROBABLY CAN'T 20 00:00:37,876 --> 00:00:39,251 TELL YOU'RE MOCKING HIM. 21 00:00:39,085 --> 00:00:40,210 HE'S OBVIOUSLY SLOW. 22 00:00:40,293 --> 00:00:41,335 >> ROBBY'S NOT SLOW. 23 00:00:41,418 --> 00:00:42,168 HE'S A GENIUS. 24 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,668 >> Xavier: WELL, HE'S GOT A 25 00:00:43,751 --> 00:00:45,043 FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT. 26 00:00:45,126 --> 00:00:45,918 LOOK. 27 00:00:46,001 --> 00:00:47,335 I'M NOT 'TARDED LIKE ROBBY HERE, 28 00:00:47,418 --> 00:00:49,043 SO I KNOW THAT A GROUP OF 29 00:00:49,126 --> 00:00:50,835 STRAPPING BUCKS AS COOL AS YOU 30 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,751 WOULD NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME WITH 31 00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:54,585 A BOY WHOSE LEGS ARE AS DEAD AS 32 00:00:54,668 --> 00:00:56,376 A THANKSGIVING TURKEY WITH ALL 33 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:57,543 THE TRIMMINGS. 34 00:00:57,626 --> 00:00:59,085 >> YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW. 35 00:00:59,168 --> 00:01:01,168 >> Xavier: I'LL NEVER APOLOGIZE 36 00:01:01,251 --> 00:01:02,710 FOR DEFENDING THE WEAK, THE 37 00:01:02,793 --> 00:01:04,210 MEEK, AND THE USELESS. 38 00:01:04,043 --> 00:01:05,751 PLUS, I'M A BOARD-CERTIFIED 39 00:01:05,835 --> 00:01:08,085 WAHAKAMANA HEALER, AND THE WINDS 40 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,585 OF FATE HAVE SENT ME HERE TO... 41 00:01:10,668 --> 00:01:14,793 [ CHANTING ] 42 00:01:14,876 --> 00:01:16,835 >> GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIS LEG, 43 00:01:16,918 --> 00:01:17,626 YOU PERV! 44 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:18,418 >> TAKE THAT. 45 00:01:18,501 --> 00:01:20,460 >> TASTE THE PAIN. 46 00:01:20,543 --> 00:01:22,085 >> IT'S CRANBERRY SAUCE. 47 00:01:22,168 --> 00:01:23,043 >> TAKE THAT. 48 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:24,043 >> COME ON, ROBBY. 49 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:25,668 LET'S GO WASH THE POOR. 50 00:01:25,751 --> 00:01:27,376 >> I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU GUYS. 51 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:29,043 I APOLOGIZE ABOUT MY FRIENDS, 52 00:01:29,126 --> 00:01:30,001 MISTER. 53 00:01:30,085 --> 00:01:31,585 THEY'RE JUST PROTECTIVE. 54 00:01:31,668 --> 00:01:32,835 SO WHAT ARE YOU? 55 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:35,001 >> Xavier: I'M THE ANSWER TO ALL 56 00:01:35,085 --> 00:01:36,960 YOUR PRAYERS, BLOWN INTO YOUR 57 00:01:37,043 --> 00:01:39,126 DEAD LAP BY THE WINDS OF FORTUNE 58 00:01:39,210 --> 00:01:40,668 TO BE YOUR LIFE CRUTCH. 59 00:01:40,751 --> 00:01:42,418 >> LET ME GET THOSE FACIAL 60 00:01:42,501 --> 00:01:43,835 ABRASIONS SUTURED. 61 00:01:43,918 --> 00:01:45,251 >> Xavier: CUTE. 62 00:01:45,335 --> 00:01:47,043 YOU WANT TO HELP ME. 63 00:01:47,126 --> 00:01:49,710 THE PUPIL EMULATES THE MASTER. 64 00:01:49,793 --> 00:01:50,418 >> COME ON. 65 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:51,585 MY DAD'S A DOCTOR. 66 00:01:51,668 --> 00:01:53,210 HIS OFFICE IS RIGHT OVER HERE. 67 00:01:53,293 --> 00:01:54,543 >> Xavier: THIS IS YOUR POP'S 68 00:01:54,626 --> 00:01:55,251 CHOP SHOP, HUH? 69 00:01:55,335 --> 00:01:56,251 >> YEAH. 70 00:01:56,085 --> 00:01:57,460 HE'S A CHRISTIAN-SCIENTIST 71 00:01:57,543 --> 00:01:58,126 DOCTOR. 72 00:01:58,210 --> 00:01:59,335 HE HEALS WITH PRAYER. 73 00:01:59,418 --> 00:02:00,668 >> PAGING DR. HOLLIS. 74 00:02:00,751 --> 00:02:02,251 WE'RE READY FOR THE OPERATION. 75 00:02:02,335 --> 00:02:03,210 >> OH, SHOOT. 76 00:02:03,293 --> 00:02:05,210 I GOT TO -- I GOT TO GO MAKE 77 00:02:05,043 --> 00:02:05,960 WATER. 78 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,168 >> SPRAY IT. DON'T SAY IT. 79 00:02:07,251 --> 00:02:09,543 POOR KID'S NERVOUS AROUND HIS 80 00:02:09,626 --> 00:02:11,085 NEW LIFE MYSTIC. 81 00:02:11,168 --> 00:02:12,751 PEEP SHOW. 82 00:02:12,835 --> 00:02:14,210 >> OKAY, THIS IS GONNA BE A 83 00:02:14,293 --> 00:02:15,585 ROUTINE DOUBLE BYPASS. 84 00:02:15,668 --> 00:02:17,001 BOW YOUR HEADS, PLEASE. 85 00:02:17,085 --> 00:02:18,751 DEAR LORD, WE JUST WANT TO THANK 86 00:02:18,835 --> 00:02:20,168 YOU FOR YOUR GUIDING TOUCH. 87 00:02:20,251 --> 00:02:21,501 LET'S GET ON WITH IT. 88 00:02:21,585 --> 00:02:24,251 SCALPEL, LORD. 89 00:02:24,085 --> 00:02:26,126 AND OH, LORD, WE JUST PRAY YOU 90 00:02:26,210 --> 00:02:28,001 CAN MAKE A LATERAL INCISION IN 91 00:02:28,085 --> 00:02:29,960 THE "CHESTICAL" CAVITY. 92 00:02:30,043 --> 00:02:31,460 AND IN THIS TIME OF NEED, OH, 93 00:02:31,543 --> 00:02:33,251 LORD, WE JUST PRAY YOU REPLACE 94 00:02:33,085 --> 00:02:34,543 THE ARTERIAL VALICE WITH A 95 00:02:34,626 --> 00:02:36,126 SYNTHETIC FLANGE GRAPPLER. 96 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:37,585 I SAID ARTERIAL VALICE, LORD. 97 00:02:37,668 --> 00:02:39,085 WHAT, DID YOU SWITCH TO DECAF? 98 00:02:39,168 --> 00:02:40,210 COME ON! 99 00:02:40,043 --> 00:02:41,126 >> Xavier: [ Thinking ] I'D LIKE 100 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:42,251 TO SEE THIS GUY PRAY AN 101 00:02:42,335 --> 00:02:43,001 ABORTION. 102 00:02:43,085 --> 00:02:44,043 >> WIPE, LORD? 103 00:02:44,126 --> 00:02:45,835 HOAGIE, LORD? 104 00:02:45,918 --> 00:02:46,960 >> Xavier: THIS GUY'S PRETTY 105 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:47,793 GOOD. 106 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,793 OF COURSE, I WOULD HAVE GONE 107 00:02:49,876 --> 00:02:51,293 WITH THE GRINDER. 108 00:02:51,376 --> 00:02:52,918 >> AND SEW HIM UP. 109 00:02:53,001 --> 00:02:55,085 IN YOUR ALMIGHTY NAME WE PRAY. 110 00:02:55,168 --> 00:02:55,918 AMEN. 111 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:56,793 YOU'RE GONNA LIVE. 112 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:59,085 STAY OFF THAT KNEE FOR A WEEK. 113 00:03:02,126 --> 00:03:03,293 >> OH! 114 00:03:03,376 --> 00:03:04,418 HOW MUCH DID YOU SEE? 115 00:03:04,501 --> 00:03:06,126 >> Xavier: HOW MUCH DID YOU SEE? 116 00:03:06,210 --> 00:03:07,543 >> IT'S JUST CHRISTIAN SCIENCE. 117 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:08,126 THAT'S ALL. 118 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:09,585 OKAY, YOU CAUGHT ME. 119 00:03:09,668 --> 00:03:10,835 IT'S ALL A TRICK. 120 00:03:10,918 --> 00:03:12,710 IT'S JUST STRINGS AND MAGNETS. 121 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:13,960 SEE? I DO IT ALL. 122 00:03:14,043 --> 00:03:15,710 >> Xavier: PRETTY INGENIOUS, 123 00:03:15,793 --> 00:03:16,460 KID. 124 00:03:16,543 --> 00:03:17,918 YOUR BRAIN'S DOING ALL THE 125 00:03:18,001 --> 00:03:19,126 LEGWORK AROUND HERE. 126 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:20,710 >> IF MY DAD FOUND OUT I WAS 127 00:03:20,793 --> 00:03:22,210 USING SCIENCE TO HELP HIM WITH 128 00:03:22,293 --> 00:03:23,918 HIS CHRISTIAN SCIENCE, HE'D BE 129 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:24,793 CRUSHED. 130 00:03:24,876 --> 00:03:26,168 PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL HIM ABOUT 131 00:03:26,251 --> 00:03:27,001 ALL THIS. 132 00:03:27,085 --> 00:03:28,710 DADDY CAN'T EVER KNOW ABOUT MY 133 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:29,543 LAB. 134 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,126 HE THINKS SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND 135 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,585 THE LORD HEALS ALL. 136 00:03:32,668 --> 00:03:34,085 >> Xavier: HOW DOES HE EXPLAIN 137 00:03:34,168 --> 00:03:35,418 THE FACT THAT HIS OWN SON'S LEGS 138 00:03:35,501 --> 00:03:36,876 MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE ALL OVER 139 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:37,543 THEM? 140 00:03:37,626 --> 00:03:38,918 >> HE NEVER SAYS THAT. 141 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,626 THESE ARE MY INVENTIONS. 142 00:03:40,710 --> 00:03:42,376 THIS IS SPREADABLE BREAD. 143 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:44,126 AND IT'S SELF-EATING. 144 00:03:44,210 --> 00:03:45,960 >> Xavier: AMAZING. 145 00:03:46,043 --> 00:03:47,168 I FEEL SO FULL. 146 00:03:47,251 --> 00:03:48,668 I GOT TO USE THE BATHROOM. 147 00:03:48,751 --> 00:03:49,751 >> I GOT THAT COVERED. 148 00:03:49,835 --> 00:03:50,668 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 149 00:03:50,751 --> 00:03:52,668 BUT MY GREATEST AMBITION I DON'T 150 00:03:52,751 --> 00:03:54,335 KNOW IF I'LL EVER ACHIEVE. 151 00:03:54,418 --> 00:03:56,668 I WANT TO MAKE LIFE IN A PETRI 152 00:03:56,751 --> 00:03:58,835 DISH OUT OF INERT CHEMICALS. 153 00:03:58,918 --> 00:04:00,835 >> Xavier: KID, LIFE IS JUST 154 00:04:00,918 --> 00:04:02,043 DEATH IN DRAG. 155 00:04:02,126 --> 00:04:03,335 DON'T DO ANY WEIRD STUFF LIKE 156 00:04:03,418 --> 00:04:04,210 THAT. 157 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:04,960 >> THAT'S DANGEROUS! 158 00:04:05,043 --> 00:04:06,085 >> Xavier: NEEDS COCONUT. 159 00:04:06,168 --> 00:04:07,335 TASTES A LITTLE BITTER. 160 00:04:07,418 --> 00:04:08,960 IT COULD USE SOME COCONUT. 161 00:04:09,043 --> 00:04:10,501 >> MAYBE A FIBROUS PROTEIN IS 162 00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:11,710 JUST WHAT IT NEEDS. 163 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,251 A COCONUT WOULDN'T WORK. 164 00:04:13,335 --> 00:04:15,251 BUT COCO-NUT, MY ARTIFICIAL 165 00:04:15,085 --> 00:04:16,626 COCONUT SPREAD, MIGHT. 166 00:04:16,710 --> 00:04:17,876 LIFE! 167 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,918 THAT DID IT! 168 00:04:20,001 --> 00:04:21,251 I CREATED LIFE! 169 00:04:21,085 --> 00:04:22,710 >> Xavier: OH, YEAH? 170 00:04:22,793 --> 00:04:25,126 ONE TIME I CREATED SOMETHING, 171 00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:26,793 CALLED A "THURRITO." 172 00:04:26,876 --> 00:04:29,168 IT'S A BURRITO WITHIN A BURRITO 173 00:04:29,251 --> 00:04:31,376 WITHIN THE HEART OF THAT SAME 174 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:32,876 BURRITO. 175 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,293 IT'S A TOTAL MIND-BLINDER, BUT 176 00:04:34,376 --> 00:04:36,043 YOU DON'T HEAR ME BRAGGING ABOUT 177 00:04:36,126 --> 00:04:37,251 IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE. 178 00:04:37,085 --> 00:04:38,668 >> I JUST THINK THIS IS PRETTY 179 00:04:38,751 --> 00:04:39,460 SIGNIFICANT. 180 00:04:39,543 --> 00:04:40,793 >> Xavier: YOU'RE NOT BETTER 181 00:04:40,876 --> 00:04:41,543 THAN ME, OKAY? 182 00:04:41,626 --> 00:04:43,293 JUST 'CAUSE YOU CREATED LIFE 183 00:04:43,376 --> 00:04:45,126 DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOME KIND OF 184 00:04:45,210 --> 00:04:46,251 GOD. 185 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:47,710 THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN LIFE. 186 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:48,960 >> I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU 187 00:04:49,043 --> 00:04:49,376 JEALOUS. 188 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:50,251 I JUST -- 189 00:04:50,335 --> 00:04:51,585 >> Xavier: CONDESCENSION -- THE 190 00:04:51,668 --> 00:04:53,168 LAST REFUGE OF THE DIFFERENTLY 191 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:53,876 ABLED. 192 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,210 "CRYPICAL." 193 00:04:55,043 --> 00:04:56,960 DON'T TALK DOWN TO ME FROM DOWN 194 00:04:57,043 --> 00:04:58,543 THERE ON YOUR SPARKLING HIGH 195 00:04:58,626 --> 00:04:59,335 HORSE. 196 00:04:59,418 --> 00:05:00,751 YOU ARE JUST AS UGLY ON THE 197 00:05:00,835 --> 00:05:02,085 INSIDE AS YOU ARE ON THE 198 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,043 OUTSIDE. 199 00:05:03,126 --> 00:05:04,085 >> I FEEL I'M REASONABLY 200 00:05:04,168 --> 00:05:05,001 ATTRACTIVE. 201 00:05:05,085 --> 00:05:06,085 >> Xavier: OH, YEAH? 202 00:05:06,168 --> 00:05:07,876 STAND UP AND SAY THAT TO MY 203 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:08,501 FACE. 204 00:05:08,585 --> 00:05:10,126 OH, YEAH, I FORGOT. 205 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,460 YOU CAN'T STAND. 206 00:05:11,543 --> 00:05:13,501 SO MAYBE I HAVE A MEMORY 207 00:05:13,585 --> 00:05:16,085 PROBLEM, BUT AT LEAST I CAN -- 208 00:05:16,168 --> 00:05:18,376 UH, I CAN DO THE... 209 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:19,168 >> STAND? 210 00:05:19,251 --> 00:05:20,835 >> Xavier: NO, THANKS, GUY. 211 00:05:20,918 --> 00:05:21,460 I'M BEAT. 212 00:05:21,543 --> 00:05:22,960 NOW WHERE WAS I? 213 00:05:23,043 --> 00:05:24,876 OH, YEAH, I WAS WALKING OUT OF 214 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:25,710 HERE. 215 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,168 YOUR THURRITO-HATING EGO-TUDE 216 00:05:27,251 --> 00:05:29,251 JUST TURNED YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL 217 00:05:29,335 --> 00:05:32,876 INTO YOUR GUARDIAN ENEMY. 218 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,918 >> ♪ YOUR HEART FEELS LIKE 219 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,335 EXPLODING ♪ 220 00:05:36,418 --> 00:05:38,460 >> YOU'D BE SO PROUD OF ME, MOM. 221 00:05:38,543 --> 00:05:40,585 I'M NOT GONNA BE ANOTHER 222 00:05:40,668 --> 00:05:41,626 EINSTEIN. 223 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:43,043 >> Xavier: IT'S NOT JUST MY 224 00:05:43,126 --> 00:05:44,460 HEART THAT'S HARDENING. 225 00:05:44,543 --> 00:05:45,751 [ BELL DINGS ] 226 00:05:45,835 --> 00:05:47,585 >> ANOTHER DEVIL'S-FOOD CAKE, 227 00:05:47,668 --> 00:05:48,335 DOCTOR? 228 00:05:48,418 --> 00:05:49,835 IT'S YOUR THIRD ONE TODAY. 229 00:05:49,918 --> 00:05:51,043 >> I'M HOOKED ON THESE. 230 00:05:51,126 --> 00:05:52,210 WHAT'S THE SECRET? 231 00:05:52,293 --> 00:05:54,210 >> I FILL EACH CAKE WITH A DOZEN 232 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:55,085 DEVILED EGGS. 233 00:05:55,168 --> 00:05:56,335 >> THAT'S WHAT IT IS! 234 00:05:56,418 --> 00:05:57,210 WELL, I TELL YOU. 235 00:05:57,293 --> 00:05:58,543 I'D SWIM THROUGH A LAKE FULL OF 236 00:05:58,626 --> 00:05:59,543 WATER FOR THESE CAKES. 237 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,001 THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD 238 00:06:01,085 --> 00:06:02,085 PUT OUT THE RAGING FIRE IN MY 239 00:06:02,168 --> 00:06:03,751 BELLY FOR THESE CAKES. 240 00:06:03,835 --> 00:06:05,751 >> THAT'S AN ODD THING TO SAY. 241 00:06:05,835 --> 00:06:07,835 >> Xavier: DOC, YOUR SON SHOWED 242 00:06:07,918 --> 00:06:09,876 ME HIS PRIVATE PLACES, AND NOW 243 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,876 I'M GOING TO SHOW THEM TO YOU. 244 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,210 >> MAGNETS AND WIRES! 245 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:14,501 SO ROBBY WAS CONTROLLING 246 00:06:14,585 --> 00:06:15,251 EVERYTHING. 247 00:06:15,335 --> 00:06:16,168 IT'S ALL LIES. 248 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,126 >> Xavier: NOW HE'S PLAYING THE 249 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:19,043 ULTIMATE LIAR. 250 00:06:19,126 --> 00:06:20,251 HE'S PLAYING GOD RIGHT 251 00:06:20,335 --> 00:06:22,168 UNDERNEATH YOUR NOSE. 252 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:24,168 >> SO ALL THIS GOD STUFF WAS A 253 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,085 LIE? 254 00:06:25,168 --> 00:06:26,210 IT'S ALL JUST SCIENCE? 255 00:06:26,293 --> 00:06:27,376 MY LIFE IS A LIE. 256 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:28,793 THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT ME! 257 00:06:28,876 --> 00:06:30,543 I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THAT. 258 00:06:30,626 --> 00:06:31,251 I CAN'T LIVE! 259 00:06:31,335 --> 00:06:32,710 >> Xavier: LISTEN, BRO. 260 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,168 GOOD HANG, BUT I GOT TO MOTOR. 261 00:06:35,251 --> 00:06:37,210 GOT TO TAKE A FLOAT ON A GLOAT 262 00:06:37,043 --> 00:06:39,043 BOAT IN LAKE JUST DESSERTS. 263 00:06:39,126 --> 00:06:41,543 HEARD YOUR DAD FOUND OUT ABOUT 264 00:06:41,626 --> 00:06:43,085 YOUR LAB OF LIES. 265 00:06:43,168 --> 00:06:45,043 >> WHAT? IS HE MAD? 266 00:06:45,126 --> 00:06:46,710 >> Xavier: HE'LL GET OVER IT. 267 00:06:46,793 --> 00:06:48,210 >> ALL THAT IS REAL IS 268 00:06:48,043 --> 00:06:49,793 ANNIHILATION. 269 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:50,751 >> DO YOU THINK SO? 270 00:06:50,835 --> 00:06:53,085 >> Xavier: KNOW SO. 271 00:06:53,168 --> 00:06:54,710 >> DAD?! 272 00:06:54,793 --> 00:06:56,251 >> Xavier: JUST LIKE YOU'LL GET 273 00:06:56,335 --> 00:06:57,126 OVER THAT. 274 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:58,710 YOU NEED TO MOVE ON FROM LOSING 275 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,043 YOUR FATHER BACK THERE. 276 00:07:00,126 --> 00:07:01,210 YOU NEED CLOSURE. 277 00:07:01,043 --> 00:07:02,085 >> CLOSURE?! 278 00:07:02,168 --> 00:07:03,918 THE EXPLOSION HASN'T EVEN ENDED 279 00:07:04,001 --> 00:07:06,126 YET. 280 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:07,710 >> IT SURE SEEMS LIKE THAT 281 00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:09,335 EXPLOSION IS LASTING A LONG 282 00:07:09,418 --> 00:07:10,168 TIME. 283 00:07:10,251 --> 00:07:11,085 >> HEY, LOOK, MOM. 284 00:07:11,168 --> 00:07:13,168 THIS EXPLOSION AIN'T STOPPING. 285 00:07:13,251 --> 00:07:14,668 >> WOULD YOU MIND TAKING A PHOTO 286 00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:16,085 OF ME AND MY WIFE WITH THE 287 00:07:16,168 --> 00:07:16,876 EVER-EXPLOSION? 288 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:17,918 >> T-SHIRTS! 289 00:07:18,001 --> 00:07:19,585 GET YOUR EVER-EXPLOSION 290 00:07:19,668 --> 00:07:20,710 T-SHIRTS! 291 00:07:20,793 --> 00:07:22,168 >> RED-HOT EVER-BOOMING 292 00:07:22,251 --> 00:07:23,585 EXPLODING-ONION ON A STICK! 293 00:07:23,668 --> 00:07:25,085 >> CHILI CORN CONE EGG! 294 00:07:25,168 --> 00:07:27,210 EVER-EXPLOSION OF FLAVOR! 295 00:07:27,043 --> 00:07:29,501 >> DON'T GET A CHILI CORN CONE 296 00:07:29,585 --> 00:07:30,251 EGG! 297 00:07:30,335 --> 00:07:32,251 GET A CHILI CONE CORN EGG! 298 00:07:32,335 --> 00:07:34,126 >> Xavier: [ Thinking ] THAT 299 00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:36,126 HEARTBEAT...IT'S -- MY GOD. 300 00:07:36,210 --> 00:07:37,460 LISTEN UP. 301 00:07:37,543 --> 00:07:39,918 THIS IS NOT AN ORDINARY 302 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,251 EXPLOSION. 303 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:42,126 IT'S ALIVE. 304 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:42,960 >> SHUT UP! 305 00:07:43,043 --> 00:07:44,918 >> THAT WEIRDO'S GOT A HARD-ON 306 00:07:45,001 --> 00:07:46,251 FOR THE EXPLOSION! 307 00:07:46,085 --> 00:07:47,376 >> Xavier: PLEASE. 308 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:49,126 YOU'RE MAKING IT ANGRY. 309 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:50,835 YOUR MAKING ITS SOUL ANGRY. 310 00:07:50,918 --> 00:07:51,668 >> ANGRY? 311 00:07:51,751 --> 00:07:53,585 EXPLOSION'S TOO STUPID TO GET 312 00:07:53,668 --> 00:07:56,210 ANGRY. 313 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,043 >> THAT THING HAS NO MORE SOUL 314 00:07:58,126 --> 00:08:00,043 THAN AN EXPLODING MONKEY! 315 00:08:00,126 --> 00:08:02,793 [ LAUGHTER ] 316 00:08:02,876 --> 00:08:04,293 >> THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT 317 00:08:04,376 --> 00:08:05,168 ME! 318 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:06,835 [ DISTORTED VOICE ] 319 00:08:06,918 --> 00:08:08,460 >> [ LAUGHS ] 320 00:08:08,543 --> 00:08:10,335 >> Xavier: OH, MY GOD. 321 00:08:10,418 --> 00:08:11,210 IT'S ALIVE! 322 00:08:11,293 --> 00:08:13,376 >> I KNEW IT! 323 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,043 >> OUT OF THE WAY! 324 00:08:15,126 --> 00:08:16,918 WE'RE GONNA BLOW IT UP! 325 00:08:17,001 --> 00:08:18,710 >> Xavier: YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT 326 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:19,335 STRONGER. 327 00:08:19,418 --> 00:08:20,751 DON'T WORRY, EVERYONE. 328 00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:22,126 I'LL KILL THE EXPLOSION. 329 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,168 BUT HOW? 330 00:08:23,251 --> 00:08:24,710 WHAT DOES AN EXPLOSION WANT? 331 00:08:24,793 --> 00:08:26,418 WHAT IS EVER-EXPLOSION BAIT? 332 00:08:26,501 --> 00:08:28,168 >> I'D SWIM THROUGH A LAKE FULL 333 00:08:28,251 --> 00:08:29,335 OF WATER FOR THESE CAKES. 334 00:08:29,418 --> 00:08:30,668 THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD 335 00:08:30,751 --> 00:08:31,876 PUT OUT THE RAGING FIRE IN MY 336 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,293 BELLY FOR THESE CAKES. 337 00:08:33,376 --> 00:08:35,168 >> THAT'S AN ODD THING TO SAY. 338 00:08:35,251 --> 00:08:36,585 >> Xavier: THANKS, MADDY. 339 00:08:36,668 --> 00:08:38,126 THIS WILL LURE HIM TO THE LAKE. 340 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:40,918 YOO-HOO, COME AND GET IT. 341 00:08:41,001 --> 00:08:43,043 DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO 342 00:08:43,126 --> 00:08:43,835 THE LAKE? 343 00:08:43,918 --> 00:08:45,960 DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO 344 00:08:46,043 --> 00:08:46,751 THE LAKE? 345 00:08:46,835 --> 00:08:48,210 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE 346 00:08:48,043 --> 00:08:49,043 LAKE? 347 00:08:49,126 --> 00:08:49,960 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE 348 00:08:50,043 --> 00:08:50,793 LAKE? 349 00:08:50,876 --> 00:08:52,085 DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO 350 00:08:52,168 --> 00:08:52,960 THE LAKE? 351 00:08:53,043 --> 00:08:55,376 OH, NO, I'M HEADED RIGHT TOWARDS 352 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:56,668 THE CYCLONE. 353 00:08:56,751 --> 00:08:58,501 DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO 354 00:08:58,585 --> 00:08:59,335 THE LAKE? 355 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:01,085 CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO 356 00:09:01,168 --> 00:09:02,085 THE LAKE? 357 00:09:02,168 --> 00:09:03,251 >> HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET 358 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:03,835 THERE? 359 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:04,876 BY CAR? 360 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,001 >> Xavier: I'M DRIVING RIGHT 361 00:09:07,085 --> 00:09:07,876 NOW. 362 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,835 >> OKAY, FIRST, YOU'RE GOING TO 363 00:09:09,918 --> 00:09:11,668 WANT TO GET IN YOUR CAR. 364 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:14,168 THEN, YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO START 365 00:09:14,251 --> 00:09:15,168 YOUR CAR. 366 00:09:15,251 --> 00:09:17,751 A LOT OF PEOPLE GET HALFWAY TO 367 00:09:17,835 --> 00:09:20,168 THE LAKE, AND THEY REALIZE THEY 368 00:09:20,251 --> 00:09:22,418 FORGOT TO START THEIR CAR. 369 00:09:22,501 --> 00:09:23,585 >> Xavier: WHAT? 370 00:09:23,668 --> 00:09:25,043 >> I'M JUST JOSHING YOU. 371 00:09:25,126 --> 00:09:28,043 THAT'S JUST LAKE HUMOR. 372 00:09:28,126 --> 00:09:29,168 >> Xavier: OH, I'LL FIND IT 373 00:09:29,251 --> 00:09:30,293 MYSELF. 374 00:09:30,376 --> 00:09:33,168 >> MAN, I'LL NEVER SELL THESE 375 00:09:33,251 --> 00:09:34,085 ARROWS. 376 00:09:34,168 --> 00:09:36,126 AAH! 377 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:39,168 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 378 00:09:47,876 --> 00:09:49,085 >> ENOUGH. 379 00:09:49,168 --> 00:09:51,085 LISTEN. I CREATED YOU. 380 00:09:51,168 --> 00:09:52,793 YOU'RE MY MISTAKE. 381 00:09:52,876 --> 00:09:53,626 DAD? 382 00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:55,126 >> Xavier: YOUR FATHER CURSED 383 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:56,001 GOD. 384 00:09:56,085 --> 00:09:57,376 HE ABANDONED ALL HE BELIEVES IN. 385 00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:58,668 DON'T TRUST HIM. 386 00:09:58,751 --> 00:10:00,501 HE WANTS TO EXPLODE US ALL. 387 00:10:00,585 --> 00:10:01,626 >> LISTEN, DAD. 388 00:10:01,710 --> 00:10:03,543 AS YOUR SON AND YOUR CREATOR, I 389 00:10:03,626 --> 00:10:05,085 REALIZE I WAS WRONG TO 390 00:10:05,168 --> 00:10:06,585 DISRESPECT YOUR RELIGION. 391 00:10:06,668 --> 00:10:08,710 NOW THAT I CREATED LIFE, I NOW 392 00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:11,001 BELIEVE IN GOD, 'CAUSE I BELIEVE 393 00:10:11,085 --> 00:10:11,751 IN ME. 394 00:10:11,835 --> 00:10:13,335 IT'LL BE OKAY IF YOU JUST 395 00:10:13,418 --> 00:10:15,335 SURRENDER YOUR HEART TO GOD. 396 00:10:15,418 --> 00:10:17,668 WE CAN START OVER. 397 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,251 >> Xavier: YOU KNOW, THIS IS 398 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,210 PRETTY GOOD FOR CAKE. 399 00:10:20,293 --> 00:10:21,543 IT ACTUALLY WORKS. 400 00:10:21,626 --> 00:10:22,960 >> COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG, 401 00:10:23,043 --> 00:10:27,001 DAD -- ME AND BELIEF. 402 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,293 >> Xavier: FRITTATA! 403 00:10:28,376 --> 00:10:30,668 >> [ ROARS ] 404 00:10:30,751 --> 00:10:32,501 >> SORRY I HAD TO DO THIS, DAD, 405 00:10:32,585 --> 00:10:34,293 BUT I CAN'T LET THE ARMY GET A 406 00:10:34,376 --> 00:10:36,126 HOLD OF A WEAPON AS POWERFUL AS 407 00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:37,168 YOU. 408 00:10:37,251 --> 00:10:38,335 I PROMISED MOM I WOULDN'T BE 409 00:10:38,418 --> 00:10:40,543 ANOTHER EINSTEIN. 410 00:10:40,626 --> 00:10:42,418 >> Xavier: AT LEAST HE DIED WITH 411 00:10:42,501 --> 00:10:43,585 GOD IN HIS HEART. 412 00:10:43,668 --> 00:10:44,876 YOU CAN TASTE IT. 413 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,626 COULD USE A LITTLE COCONUT. 414 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,710 >> WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE? 415 00:10:48,793 --> 00:10:49,585 >> Xavier: UH, NOTHING. 416 00:10:49,668 --> 00:10:52,001 I MEAN, I JUST ATE THE HEART OF 417 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,043 AN EXPLOSION. 418 00:10:53,126 --> 00:10:55,168 >> ♪ THE HEART OF AN EXPLOSION ♪ 419 00:10:55,251 --> 00:10:56,626 >> Xavier: ALWAYS TOUGH TO KILL 420 00:10:56,710 --> 00:10:58,168 YOUR DAD, BUT YOU MADE THE RIGHT 421 00:10:58,251 --> 00:10:59,043 CHOICE, KID. 422 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,626 I GUESS YOUR BRAIN ISN'T AS DUMB 423 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:01,501 AS YOUR LEGS. 424 00:11:01,585 --> 00:11:03,168 JUST DON'T GO ENTERING YOUR LEGS 425 00:11:03,251 --> 00:11:04,085 IN ANY SPELLING BEES. 426 00:11:04,168 --> 00:11:05,460 MIGHT GET STUNG. 427 00:11:05,543 --> 00:11:06,793 BUT DON'T WORRY. 428 00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:09,168 AS YOUR SPIRITUAL FATHER, I WILL 429 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:10,876 ALWAYS BE HERE WITH YOU. 430 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,543 WELL, I GOT TO RAMBLE. 431 00:11:13,626 --> 00:11:15,501 THEY SAY WHEN YOU DIE, YOU 432 00:11:15,585 --> 00:11:17,876 [BLEEP] YOUR PANTS, BUT NOT ME. 433 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:21,001 I'M GONNA [BLEEP] MY HEART.