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>> Xavier: YIN.

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YANG.

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THIS WORLD IS STITCHED FROM A

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BALLET OF OPPOSING FORCES.

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WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF DAY?

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>> NIGHT!

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>> Xavier: WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE

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OF BLACK?

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>> WHITE!

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>> Xavier: WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE

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OF SALT?

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>> PEPPER!

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>> Xavier: NO.

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THEY'RE JUST TWO SPICES TRYING

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TO GET BY.

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>> SHALAM! YOU GOT ME.

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YOU'RE SO SMART.

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SO...

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>> [ SOBBING ]

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THAT'S THE WAY I CRY.

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[ CONTINUES SOBBING ]

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THAT'S THE WAY I CRY.

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>> Xavier: I WAS TRAINED FOR 22

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YEARS TO FIGHT WITH MY FEET.

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BUT IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO

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CONSOLE WITH HIS FEET.

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>> THAT'S-A SO NICE.

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SUCH-A COMPASSIONATE PIGGIES.

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>> Xavier: UNLOAD YOUR TROUBLES

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UNTO ME, EVEN IF IT'S TOUGH TO

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SWALLOW.

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I'M USED TO SWALLOWING HUGE

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LOADS.

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>> I'M-A GONNA GO BROKE.

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I'M-A JUST A SIMPLE SHOP OWNER.

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I'M-A GONNA GO OUT OF THE

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BUSINESS.

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>> Xavier: I'M GOING TO HELP

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YOU, EVEN IF IT KILLS US BOTH.

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WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

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>> EVERY MORNING, WITH MY HANDS,

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I SPLICE-A GENETICALLY UNIQUE

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DOMESTIC ANIMALS.

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BUT NOBODY SHE WANT-A THE FREAKY

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PET.

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>> Xavier: THIS ALL LOOKS LIKE

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GOOD PRODUCT.

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NICE PLACE.

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>> I GOT-A THE CHEEKY

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CHIPMUNKY -- 90% OF CHEEK.

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I GOT-A THE POCKET HIPPO.

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ALL THE CUTE OF THE HIPPO WITH

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ALL THE GOT-A THE POCKET.

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I GOT-A THE DEER-CAT.

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I GOT-A THE GIRUPPY.

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I GOT-A THE FUNNY-BUNNY.

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I GOT-A THE PANDELEPHANT-BABY.

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AND I GOT-A THE UNFUNNY-BUNNY.

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THAT'S A GOODIFUL PET TO MEET.

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>> Xavier: OR A LITTLE OF EACH.

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>> I EVEN GOT-A THE BAG-A THE

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PURR.

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WE GONNA HAVE-A TO PUT THEM TO

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THE DEATH.

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AY, CHIHUAHUA!

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POOR AY-CHIHUAHUA.

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MY WHOLE-A FAMILY BEEN LIVING

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OFF OF THE DONKEY KONG CHOPS FOR

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WEEKS.

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>> Xavier: IT'S NOT YOUR STORE.

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YOU NEED A 'TUDE COLONIC TO

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ENVISUALIZE YOUR SUCCESS.

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LUCKY FOR YOU, I'M AN

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EIGHTH-DEGREE IMAGINATIONIST.

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PICTURE WITH ME THIS STORE

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CROWDED WITH CUSTOMERS, SWARMED

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WITH PATRONS.

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>> IT'S-A WORKING.

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MY EYES -- SHE SEES-A SUCCESS.

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I'M-A FILLED WITH-A HOPE.

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>> Xavier: ACT NATURAL.

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SEE THOSE GUYS OVER MY LEFT

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SHOULDER?

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DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE

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ODD THAT THEY'RE WEARING

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TRENCH COATS?

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>> THAT'S-A NO BIG DEAL.

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>> Xavier: IT'S 95 DEGREES

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OUTSIDE.

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I THINK SOMETHING'S ABOUT TO GO

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DOWN.

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STAY CALM.

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FOLLOW MY LEAD.

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>> YOU, EMPTY OUT THE REGISTER,

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OR THE OLD MAN GETS DEAD.

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>> Xavier: HE DOESN'T NEED THIS

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MONEY.

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HE'S GOT-A THE POWER OF POSITIVE

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THOUGHTS.

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>> THAT WAS THE LAST OF MY

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CASHAMAZOO.

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I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HOW MY

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FAMILY WILL SUFFER AND STARVE.

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>> Xavier: I CAN HELP YOU

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VISUALIZE THAT, TOO.

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>> DADDY, YOU SAID I COULD

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CHOOSE ANYTHING I WANT FOR MY

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DAY GIFT, DADDY.

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>> JUST PICK IT QUICK, SON.

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I'S NEGLECTING MY POOR OIL

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FIELDS.

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>> DINO-GOOSE -- BORING.

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WOLF-AKEET, GYNO-MOOSE -- SLEEPY

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BEEF.

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ALL BORES ME.

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I CAN'T ABIDE BOREDOM.

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I'LL NEVER FIND A PET UNIQUE

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ENOUGH TO PLEASE ME.

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>> Xavier: THIS INSOLENT

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MICROBILLIONAIRE IS CRUISIN' FOR

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A BRUISIN'.

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CRAWLIN' FOR A BRAWLIN'.

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ACHIN' FOR A SPIRITUAL

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AWAKENIN'.

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POEM DONE.

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>> I WANT THAT ONE, DADDY.

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BUY HIM.

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>> HOW MUCH FOR THIS ONE?

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>> Xavier: I AM NOT FOR SALE.

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>> HEE-HEE. HOW SILLY.

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HE AMUSES ME, DADDY.

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BUY HIM.

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>> LOOK, I'LL GIVE YOU $3,000 TO

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SPEND TWO HOURS WITH MY SON.

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>> Xavier: I HAVE MY DIGNITY.

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MY DIGNITY?

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>> THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.

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IF YOU DON'T GET HIM FOR ME, I

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SWEAR I'LL START LOVING MOMMY

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MORE THAN YOU.

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>> I'LL GIVE YOU $50,000 FOR ONE

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DAY WITH MY SON.

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>> Xavier: GIVE THE MONEY TO

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HIM.

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I'LL DO IT.

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BUT ONLY TO TEACH THIS LITTLE

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BRAT THE FUTILITY OF HIS GREEDY

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WAYS.

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>> I'M GONNA NAME HIM AFTER ME.

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COME ON, ME.

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WRAP HIM UP.

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>> Xavier: AND NOW THE GURU

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SHALL MAKE THE PUPIL HIS

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UNDERLING.

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THE NIBLET SHALL SUP FROM THE

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EAR.

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THE POET SHALL MAKE THE METAPHOR

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HIS MEANING.

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AND THE DANCER SHALL MAKE

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MOVEMENT IN HIS UNITARD.

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>> A PRESENT? FOR ME?

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OH, GOODY.

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IT'S PERFECT.

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>> Xavier: I HAVE AGREED TO TAKE

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YOU ON AS MY DISCIPLE, BUT YOU

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MUST OBEY MY EVERY ORDER.

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>> SIT, BOY.

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SIT, ME.

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>> Xavier: I'M GONNA BREAK YOU

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DOWN USING NAVAHO MYSTICISM OR

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CHEROKEE FISTICISM.

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>> WISE ELDERS TAUGHT THAT

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RESORTING TO VIOLENCE WILL NEVER

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CHANGE A PERSON ON THE INSIDE.

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IN CONFLICT, YOU MUST RIP YOUR

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OPPONENT A NEW ASSHOLE IN HIS

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CONSCIOUSNESS.

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SOON, HIS MIND WILL BE OPEN TO

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ALL TRUTH.

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ALL HOLE.

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NO ASS.

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>> Xavier: BUT, MASTER, YOU

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CAN'T PUNCH SOMEONE WITH YOUR

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MIND.

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>> HOLD THIS BOARD.

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>> Xavier: IDIOT.

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HE TOTALLY MISSED THE BOARD.

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>> SIT SO I CAN RIDE YOU.

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>> Xavier: I'LL USE MY MENTAL

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JUDO ON THE BOY.

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"IF I ALLOW YOU TO CONTROL ME,

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YOU SURRENDER CONTROL TO ME,"

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JUST QUOTH THE WISE MAN.

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>> GALLOP.

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GO! FASTER!

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FASTER!

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>> Xavier: THE MASTER KNOWS

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THESE MATERIAL POSSESSIONS ARE

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MEANINGLESS.

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>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

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THEY MEAN NOTHING.

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SMASH THINGS.

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SMASHING IDEA.

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OH, IT<i> IS</i> FUN.

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>> Xavier: THE MASTER KNOWS IT

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IS WRONG TO WASTE.

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>> OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

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EAT IT.

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EAT IT OFF THE FLOOR.

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LICK UP MY WASTE.

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>> Xavier: NOW I'VE GOT HIM

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EATING OUT OF THE PALM OF MY

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BRAIN.

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WOULD YOU TREAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER

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THIS WAY?

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>> OH, GRAND IDEA.

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YOU DRESS UP LIKE MY DEAD

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GRANDMUMMY.

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>> Xavier: MASTER SAYS THE FORCE

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OF INNER DIGNITY WILL ERODE THE

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HUMILIATION OF YOUR OPPRESSORS.

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>> HEE-HEE-HEE. YOU'RE SO FUNNY.

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SMASH YOURSELF IN THE RAISINS,

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GRANDMUMMY.

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>> Xavier: BY SMASHING MYSELF IN

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THE RAISINS, I'M SMASHING YOUR

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MIND IN THE BALLS.

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[ GRUNTS, GASPS ]

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IT DIDN'T WORK.

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[ GROANS ]

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>> WHY ARE YOU MAKING THOSE

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HORRID GROANING SOUNDS?

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>> Xavier: I'M IN PAIN, YOU

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LITTLE TURDLET.

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>> SILLY.

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PAIN IS A MYTH MADE UP BY POOR

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PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO WORK.

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TEARS ARE AS REAL AS A UNICORN'S

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HORN.

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I'VE GOT A UNICORN'S-HORN BELT.

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LET'S PLAY A BOARD GAME.

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I'M BORED.

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I WIN!

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WHAT'S MY PRIZE?

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WHERE ARE YOU HIDING MY PRIZE?

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>> Xavier: YOUR PRIZE IS UP

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HERE.

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>> IS IT A PUPPY?

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WE BETTER WHIP OPEN THE CRATE

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BEFORE HE SUFFOCATES LIKE ALL

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THE REST.

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>> Xavier: I'VE GOT A GAME TO

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PLAY.

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>> OH, GOODY. FINALLY A GAME.

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IT'S BEEN SO LONG.

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I WANT TO PLAY.

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>> Xavier: IT'S A ROLE-PLAYING

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GAME.

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WE'LL SWITCH PLACES.

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OH, HELLO.

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I AM THE FANCY SON OF

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COFFERS WORTHINGTON.

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YOU MUST DO WHAT I SAY.

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I OWN YOU.

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>> BUT I'M JUST AN INSOLENT PET,

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AND I BRISTLE AT THE ORDERS OF

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MY OWNER.

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I JUST WANT TO YAMMER ON ABOUT A

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DUMB WISE MASTER AND HAVE SILLY

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FLASHBACKS.

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>> Xavier: WELL, GO AHEAD.

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HAVE ONE.

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>> [ Echoing ] WHAT?

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>> YOUR SUPERIORITY IS A GRAY

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PHANTOM.

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TO REACH TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT, YOU

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MUST LEARN TO BECOME ONE WITH

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THE UNIVERSE.

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>> WHERE AM I?

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WHO ARE YOU, OLD MAN?

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HAVE SOMEONE BRING ME MY

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BRAMBLEBERRY BROTH.

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CHOP-CHOP.

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>> ONCE YOU CONNECT TO THE

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MOTHER CONSCIOUSNESS, YOU SEE WE

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ARE ALL THE SAME CREATURE IN

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DIFFERENT FORMS.

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>> THIS PLACE BORES ME, AND I AM

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GOING HOME.

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I CAN'T BE LATE FOR -- FOR MY...

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NIGHTMARE.

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[ BIRD SCREECHES ]

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>> IF THIS IS WRETCHED MISERY,

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DADDY, THEN WHAT IS THIS

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MOISTURE SEEPING FROM MY

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BEAUTIFUL EYES?

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>> YOU'VE MADE THE BREAKTHROUGH.

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YOU HAVE DISCOVERED SUFFERING.

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AND SO YOU CAN RETURN.

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>> SO PAIN IS REAL.

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I HATE IT!

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I INTEND TO BUY UP ALL THE

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SUFFERING IN THE WORLD AND DROWN

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IT IN THE OCEAN LIKE A KITTEN.

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>> Xavier: I KNOW MUCH ABOUT

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SUFFERING.

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I HAVE BEEN A STUDENT OF PAIN.

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THE SUM OF MY LIFE PONDER CAN BE

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GLIMPSED BY PEERING THROUGH MY

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PSYCHE CRYSTAL.

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WRONG SIDE.

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THROUGH HERE.

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>> EVERY LUXURY HAS A DEEP

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PRICE.

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EVERY INDULGENCE, A COSMIC

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COST.

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EACH FIBER OF PLEASURE YOU

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EXPERIENCE CAUSES EQUIVALENT

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PAIN SOMEWHERE ELSE.

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THIS IS THE FIRST LAW OF

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EMODYNAMICS.

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JOY CAN BE NEITHER CREATED NOR

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DESTROYED.

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THE BALANCE OF HAPPINESS IS

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CONSTANT.

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FACT -- EVERY TIME YOU EAT A

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BITE OF CAKE, SOMEONE GETS

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HORSEWHIPPED.

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FACTOR -- EVERY TIME TWO PEOPLE

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KISS, AN ORPHANAGE COLLAPSES.

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FACTEST -- EVERY TIME A BABY IS

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BORN, AN INNOCENT ANIMAL IS

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SEVERELY MOCKED FOR ITS PHYSICAL

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APPEARANCE.

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DON'T BE A PLEASURE HOG.

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YOUR EVER SMILE IS A DAGGER.

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HAPPINESS IS MURDER.

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VOTE "YES" ON PROPOSITION 1231.

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THINK OF SOME KIDS.

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SOME KIDS.

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>> MY FROLICKING LIFE OF

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LAUGHTER HAS BLOOD ON ITS HANDS.

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CAKE TASTES LIKE A WHIPLASH ON

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MY TONGUE.

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I FARTED ON THE DOORKNOB OF

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JUSTICE.

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WAIT UNTIL MY DADDY FINDS OUT

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ABOUT THIS.

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HE'LL HELP WITH ALL HIS

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WONDERFUL MONEYS.

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>> Xavier: YOUR DAD IS THE WORST

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OF IT ALL.

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HE INVENTED THE WORTHINGTON

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SPORT RIGGER.

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>> DADDY WOULD NEVER ABIDE THIS

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IF HE COULD SEE THE WORLD

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THROUGH THE EYES OF THE WISE

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NATIVE TRIBESMEN.

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>> Xavier: GREAT IDEA.

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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WE INJECT YOUR FATHER WITH THIS

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INDIAN BLOOD.

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HE'LL SEE THE WORLD AS A NOBLE

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INDIAN.

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>> [ SNORING ]

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THIS IS HOW I SLEEP.

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>> GO, BLOOD.

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CLEANSE MY DADDY'S GREED-STRICT

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CHAKRA.

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>> I FEEL THE INDIAN BLOOD

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COURSING UP THROUGH MY SOUL.

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I AM A NATIVE AMERICAN.

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AT LEAST 15%.

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THAT MEANS I CAN OPEN ME UP A

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CASINO.

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YEE!

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[ CHANTING ]

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HOW, Y'ALL.

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INJUN CHIEF WORTHINGTON HERE

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SAYING COME ON DOWN TO MY

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SPANKIN'-NEW FIREWATER CASINO.

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COME BET ON RED.

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OUR SLOTS ARE LOOSER THAN LOCAL

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SQUAW.

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AND WE GOT THE TRAIL OF BEERS

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POKER LOUNGE.

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MY TRIBE'S GENOCIDE IS YOUR

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BONA FIDE.

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COME SEE IF YOU CAN WIPE US OUT,

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CHIEF SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM

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SAYS.

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>> IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM,

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WAMPUM.

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>> AND, FELLERS, IT'S ALL BUILT

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ON AN ANCIENT INJUN STRIP CLUB.

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THEIR TOTEM POLE DANCES AND LAP

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RAIN DANCES WILL MAKE YOUR POLE

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DANCE AND YOUR LAP RAIN.

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JUST GOT TO KEEP MY INJUN BLOOD

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LEVELS UP TO THE LEGAL LIMIT,

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AND I'LL GET RICHER EVERY DAY.

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>> Xavier: PUT DOWN THE NEEDLE.

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WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT?

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>> FROM YOU, ALL RIGHT?

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I LEARNED FROM WATCHING YOU.

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>> DADDY, HOW CAN YOU DISGRACE

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THE SACRED NATIVE

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INTERCONNECTEDNESS?

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I WANT UNIVERSAL ONENESS.

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CAN'T YOU BUY IT FOR ME, DADDY?

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>> SOON, I CAN BUY YOU THE DANG

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OLD MOON, BOY.

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I MOVED MY OIL PUMPS TO THE

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INJUN BURIAL GROUND, AND I'S

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ABOUT TO HIT THE MOTHER VEIN AND

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SUCK OUT THAT SWEET WAMPUM

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SAUCE.

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>> Xavier: THE PROPHECY IS

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FORETOLD.

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BY DEFINITION, A PROPHECY IS

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THAT WHICH IS FORETOLD.

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>> EUREKA!

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WE DONE STRUCK RED GOLD!

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UH-OH.

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THE PROPHECY.

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[ MEN WHOOPING ]

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>> Xavier: SAVAGES.

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THEY'RE KILLING WOMEN AND

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CHILDREN.

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IF PROP 1231 HAD PASSED, THIS

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WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED.

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ONLY ONE THING CAN SAVE US NOW.

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IT'S ALL HOOKED UP.

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LET HER BLOW.

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NOW GO ON.

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RE-GENOCIDE THOSE SAVAGES OVER

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THERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT

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THEM HERE.

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[ MEN WHOOPING ]

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MY GOD.

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THIS CEMETERY'S TAINTED WITH

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ARAB BLOOD.

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>> JI-I-I-HAD!

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[ MEN WHOOPING ]

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>> Xavier: YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM

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HERE, RIGHT, KID?

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>> NO. I DON'T THINK SO.

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I JUST WANT TO --

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W-WHERE DID HE GO?

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>> Xavier: WHELP, I GUESS IT'S

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TIME FOR ME TO RAMBLE ON -- TO

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MOSEY DOWN THAT ROAD OF LIFE.

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AND HEY, VOTE "YES" ON

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PROPOSITION 1231.

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THE KIDS -- A WHOLE, HUGE, BIG

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BUCKET OF KIDS.