1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:04,168 >> Xavier: [ Thinking ] CERTAIN 2 00:00:04,251 --> 00:00:06,251 DAYS SCALD THE SOUL WITH A 3 00:00:06,085 --> 00:00:08,293 SEARING EMBER, LIKE TUESDAYS AND 4 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:09,335 TODAY -- THE 5 00:00:09,418 --> 00:00:12,001 20th ANNIVERSARY OF MY FATHER'S 6 00:00:12,085 --> 00:00:13,251 MURDER. 7 00:00:13,335 --> 00:00:15,335 EACH YEAR, I MOURN BY RELIVING 8 00:00:15,418 --> 00:00:17,085 OUR LAST DAY TOGETHER. 9 00:00:17,168 --> 00:00:18,793 I'LL TAKE A COTTON CANDY, 10 00:00:18,876 --> 00:00:20,085 PLEASE. 11 00:00:20,168 --> 00:00:22,043 DO YOU WANT ONE, DAD? 12 00:00:22,126 --> 00:00:23,793 DAD? DAD! 13 00:00:23,876 --> 00:00:25,460 DON'T MAKE THIS POOR, PATHETIC 14 00:00:25,543 --> 00:00:26,251 VENDOR WAIT. 15 00:00:26,335 --> 00:00:28,418 >> EVERY YEAR, THIS GUY! 16 00:00:28,501 --> 00:00:30,043 >> Xavier: [ Thinking ] I'VE NOT 17 00:00:30,126 --> 00:00:31,710 KNOWN JOY SINCE MY FATHER WAS 18 00:00:31,793 --> 00:00:33,168 SCORCHED ALIVE, BLANCHED FROM 19 00:00:33,251 --> 00:00:34,918 THE CLUTCHES OF MY HEART. 20 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:36,876 >> DADDY, TAKE MY PICTURE WITH 21 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:37,960 THE FUNNY MAN! 22 00:00:38,043 --> 00:00:39,543 >> Xavier: [ Thinking ] I SHALL 23 00:00:39,626 --> 00:00:40,626 NEVER SMILE AGAIN. 24 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:42,210 >> SMILE. 25 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:43,543 >> FOR THIS TRICK, I NEED A 26 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:45,168 VICTIM -- I MEAN, VOLUNTEER. 27 00:00:45,251 --> 00:00:46,626 LOOK-SEE, HONEYBEE. 28 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:47,626 HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 29 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:48,501 >> Xavier: I'M A VICTIM. 30 00:00:48,585 --> 00:00:49,418 >> JUST STAND RIGHT THERE. 31 00:00:49,501 --> 00:00:51,251 I'LL SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE 32 00:00:51,335 --> 00:00:52,293 SITUATIONISM. 33 00:00:52,376 --> 00:00:53,876 HOT POTATO, TWO POTATO, THREE 34 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:54,668 POTATO NOT. 35 00:00:54,751 --> 00:00:56,043 FOUR POTATO, HOT POTATO, SIX 36 00:00:56,126 --> 00:00:56,876 POTATO, EIGHT. 37 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,168 >> Xavier: WHO DID THIS TO YOU 38 00:00:59,251 --> 00:01:00,126 GUYS?! 39 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:01,085 >> OUR SON. 40 00:01:01,168 --> 00:01:02,835 >> Xavier: I KNOW IT WAS ARSON 41 00:01:02,918 --> 00:01:04,376 [our son] DAD, BUT WHO DID IT?! 42 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:07,835 DADDY! I SHALL VENGE THEE! 43 00:01:07,918 --> 00:01:08,960 >> ...SIX POTATO, EIGHT. 44 00:01:09,043 --> 00:01:11,418 WHOO! HOT NUTS FOR SALE! YOUCH! 45 00:01:11,501 --> 00:01:13,043 WANT TO KISS MY BOO-BOO, MAKE IT 46 00:01:13,126 --> 00:01:13,710 BETTER? 47 00:01:13,793 --> 00:01:14,543 THANK YOU! 48 00:01:14,626 --> 00:01:16,001 I DON'T GET PAID DOWN HERE AT 49 00:01:16,085 --> 00:01:17,626 THE WHARF, SO GIVE WHAT YOU CAN. 50 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:18,501 HOT POTATO! 51 00:01:18,585 --> 00:01:19,418 >> Xavier: HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT 52 00:01:19,501 --> 00:01:21,460 TO TAME DAME FLAME! 53 00:01:21,543 --> 00:01:23,710 SHE SHALL BURN THEE, I PROMISE 54 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:24,418 THY. 55 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,585 >> NO, OH, NO, FIRE IS A 56 00:01:26,668 --> 00:01:28,751 TACTICAL, MAJESTICAL FORCE -- A 57 00:01:28,835 --> 00:01:30,710 SWIRLING, SHIMMERING, SUCCULENT 58 00:01:30,793 --> 00:01:32,210 DANCE IN THAT LUMINOUS NETHER 59 00:01:32,043 --> 00:01:33,460 MENTION TWIXT LIGHT AND HEAT. 60 00:01:33,543 --> 00:01:36,210 FIRE IS FREEDOM PERSONIFIED. 61 00:01:36,043 --> 00:01:37,835 >> Xavier: NO! FIRE SHOULD BE 62 00:01:37,918 --> 00:01:39,668 SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD FOR 63 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:40,918 KILLING MY PARENTS. 64 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:42,960 I VOW TO NEVER REST UNTIL I'VE 65 00:01:43,043 --> 00:01:44,585 FOUND MY FATHER'S SLAYER. 66 00:01:44,668 --> 00:01:45,960 >> WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER? 67 00:01:46,043 --> 00:01:47,376 >> Xavier: SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S 68 00:01:47,460 --> 00:01:48,210 DONE. 69 00:01:48,293 --> 00:01:49,293 SO, IF YOU DON'T GET PAID DOWN 70 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:50,835 HERE AT THE WHARF, HOW DO YOU 71 00:01:50,918 --> 00:01:51,710 PAY RENT? 72 00:01:51,793 --> 00:01:52,835 >> [ SCOFFS ] 73 00:01:52,918 --> 00:01:54,835 I'M TOO UNIQUE TO PAY RENT! 74 00:01:54,918 --> 00:01:56,710 I'M PUNK ROCK PERSONIFIED. 75 00:01:56,793 --> 00:01:58,668 IF I NEED MONEY, I SELL MY SEED, 76 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:00,085 AND I LIVE IN SQUATOPIA. 77 00:02:00,168 --> 00:02:02,043 DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER HEARD 78 00:02:02,126 --> 00:02:03,668 OF SQUATOPIA. 79 00:02:03,751 --> 00:02:05,793 AS SOON AS YOU PASS THIS LINE, 80 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:07,835 YOU WILL ENTER SQUATOPIA -- A 81 00:02:07,918 --> 00:02:10,001 FULLY SELF-SUSTAINED, ANARCHIST 82 00:02:10,085 --> 00:02:12,126 COMMUNE, A LAND WITH NO RULES 83 00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:13,793 AND NO LAWS TO BIND AND RESTRICT 84 00:02:13,876 --> 00:02:15,210 THE SOUL AND THE HEART. 85 00:02:15,043 --> 00:02:17,210 FREEDOM PERSONIFIED. 86 00:02:17,043 --> 00:02:18,918 SQUATTERS' RIGHTS! 87 00:02:19,001 --> 00:02:20,043 SO LONG, SQUARE! 88 00:02:20,126 --> 00:02:21,960 >> Xavier: THAT GUY JUST STOLE 89 00:02:22,043 --> 00:02:23,210 MY SIGNIFICANT CRYSTAL. 90 00:02:23,293 --> 00:02:24,626 >> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, BRAH. 91 00:02:24,710 --> 00:02:26,168 THERE'S NO STEALING HERE, FOR 92 00:02:26,251 --> 00:02:29,001 THIS IS SQUATOPIA! 93 00:02:29,085 --> 00:02:29,918 >> Xavier: I KNOW. 94 00:02:30,001 --> 00:02:31,085 THAT OTHER GUY TOLD ME. 95 00:02:31,168 --> 00:02:32,626 >> YOU KNEW, BRAH, AND YOU STILL 96 00:02:32,710 --> 00:02:34,043 MADE ME DO THAT RIDICULOUS 97 00:02:34,126 --> 00:02:35,168 INTRODUCTION, DUDE?! 98 00:02:35,251 --> 00:02:36,876 YOU SICK SACK OF -- YOU'RE ALL 99 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:37,335 RIGHT. 100 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:38,043 GOOBLE-GOBBLE. 101 00:02:38,126 --> 00:02:39,251 LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND. 102 00:02:39,085 --> 00:02:40,585 >> Xavier: I REALLY JUST NEED MY 103 00:02:40,668 --> 00:02:42,085 CRYSTALLINE NECKLACE BACK. 104 00:02:42,168 --> 00:02:43,668 >> YEP, WE WERE THE FIRST TO 105 00:02:43,751 --> 00:02:45,085 SQUAT A WHOLE TOWN, BRAH. 106 00:02:45,168 --> 00:02:46,418 OKAY, THESE ARE THE CRASH 107 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:47,251 COUCHES. 108 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,751 RIP SOME Z's, IF YOU PLEASE. 109 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,251 THIS IS THE FREEDOM FOUNTAIN AND 110 00:02:50,335 --> 00:02:51,251 THE PUBLIC TOILET. 111 00:02:51,335 --> 00:02:53,001 HEY, SQUATTERS' RIGHTS! 112 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:53,960 >> All: SQUATTERS' RIGHTS! 113 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,460 >> Xavier: YEAH, BUT, YOU SEE, 114 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,001 THE CRYSTAL BELONGED TO MY 115 00:02:57,085 --> 00:02:57,543 FATHER. 116 00:02:57,626 --> 00:02:58,418 HE WAS MURDERED. 117 00:02:58,501 --> 00:02:59,418 >> THIS IS THE WRECK [rec] 118 00:02:59,501 --> 00:03:00,460 CENTER, BRAH, WHERE WE WRECK 119 00:03:00,543 --> 00:03:01,126 THINGS. 120 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:02,126 AND OVER THERE, THAT'S 121 00:03:02,210 --> 00:03:03,043 CHINATOWN. 122 00:03:03,126 --> 00:03:04,251 HEY, SQUATTERS' RIGHTS! 123 00:03:04,335 --> 00:03:05,668 >> YOU GET OUT OF HERE NOW! 124 00:03:05,751 --> 00:03:07,251 >> ONLY ONE RULE HERE, BRAH -- 125 00:03:07,085 --> 00:03:08,126 NO RULES. 126 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:09,085 ANYONE CAUGHT WITH RULES HAS TO 127 00:03:09,168 --> 00:03:10,751 WEAR THE SCARLET "F." 128 00:03:10,835 --> 00:03:12,835 FASCIST. 129 00:03:12,918 --> 00:03:14,043 >> Xavier: THAT CRYSTAL IS THE 130 00:03:14,126 --> 00:03:15,126 MOST IMPORTANT... 131 00:03:15,210 --> 00:03:16,001 >> TWO POTATO. 132 00:03:16,085 --> 00:03:17,085 >> Xavier: ...THING IN MY LIFE. 133 00:03:17,168 --> 00:03:18,418 >> IF I NEED ANY CASH, I JUST 134 00:03:18,501 --> 00:03:19,251 SELL MY SEED, BRAH. 135 00:03:19,335 --> 00:03:20,418 IF I'M REALLY DESPERATE, I 136 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:21,876 SCRAPE THE SEED OFF THE COUCHES 137 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,793 AND SELL IT. 138 00:03:22,876 --> 00:03:25,085 ONE DAY, WE'LL SQUAT THE GLOBE. 139 00:03:25,168 --> 00:03:26,293 >> Xavier: THE THIEF HAD A 140 00:03:26,376 --> 00:03:27,085 UNICYCLE. 141 00:03:27,168 --> 00:03:27,668 DID YOU SEE HIM? 142 00:03:27,751 --> 00:03:28,543 THAT WAS PUGGLER. 143 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:29,960 YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME BEFORE. 144 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,126 YOU'LL NEVER CATCH UP TO BRAH 145 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:31,918 NOW. 146 00:03:32,001 --> 00:03:32,668 HE WENT TO B.M. 147 00:03:32,751 --> 00:03:33,585 >> Xavier: IN THE FREEDOM 148 00:03:33,668 --> 00:03:34,210 FOUNTAIN? 149 00:03:34,293 --> 00:03:35,043 >> NO, BURNING MAN. 150 00:03:35,126 --> 00:03:36,293 ACTUALLY, THIS YEAR, WE'RE NOT 151 00:03:36,376 --> 00:03:37,251 GONNA BE SEXIST. 152 00:03:37,335 --> 00:03:38,460 WE'RE CALLING IT BURNING PERSON. 153 00:03:38,543 --> 00:03:40,085 IN TODAY'S DAY AND AGE, WOMEN 154 00:03:40,168 --> 00:03:41,168 CAN BE SET ON FIRE, TOO. 155 00:03:41,251 --> 00:03:42,835 HEY, MEET A DUDE BRAH OF MINE. 156 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:44,793 THIS IS 'TUDE. 'TUDE, BRAH. 157 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:50,293 >> WHAT'S UP, BROHAM? 158 00:03:50,376 --> 00:03:52,085 THANKS FOR COMING, MAN. 159 00:03:52,168 --> 00:03:53,751 LISTEN, YOU GOT TO GET ME OUT OF 160 00:03:53,835 --> 00:03:54,626 HERE! 161 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:56,001 I'M GOING STIR CRAZY WITH ALL 162 00:03:56,085 --> 00:03:56,918 THIS FREEDOM! 163 00:03:57,001 --> 00:03:58,293 I'M SMOTHERING HERE, MAN! 164 00:03:58,376 --> 00:03:59,918 >> Xavier: I'VE GOT MY OWN 165 00:04:00,001 --> 00:04:00,876 PROBLEMS, LADY. 166 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,335 >> I'M SICK OF LIVING OFF MY 167 00:04:02,418 --> 00:04:03,168 SEED. 168 00:04:03,251 --> 00:04:04,501 I WANT TO WORK WITH MY HANDS. 169 00:04:04,585 --> 00:04:06,251 I GOT TO SHAKE THESE SHACKLES OF 170 00:04:06,335 --> 00:04:07,085 ANARCHY. 171 00:04:07,168 --> 00:04:08,585 >> Xavier: WHY DON'T YOU JUST 172 00:04:08,668 --> 00:04:09,460 LEAVE?! 173 00:04:09,543 --> 00:04:11,210 >> IF I LEAVE, THAT'S A CHOICE, 174 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:12,085 MAN. 175 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,376 I CAN'T STAND ANY MORE CHOICES. 176 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:15,085 YOU GOT TO BREAK ME OUT, MAN! 177 00:04:15,168 --> 00:04:16,168 SNEAK ME INTO A PRISON. 178 00:04:16,251 --> 00:04:18,001 >> Xavier: I'LL SMUGGLE YOU OUT 179 00:04:18,085 --> 00:04:19,501 OF HERE IF YOU SHOW ME THE WAY 180 00:04:19,585 --> 00:04:21,751 TO BURNING PERSON, TO FIND MY 181 00:04:21,835 --> 00:04:22,418 CRYSTAL. 182 00:04:22,501 --> 00:04:24,251 >> BUT I CAN'T GO THERE. 183 00:04:24,085 --> 00:04:25,126 IT'S TOO FREE. 184 00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:26,501 I CRAVE STRUCTURE. 185 00:04:26,585 --> 00:04:28,293 >> Xavier: WELL, THE EFFIGY AT 186 00:04:28,376 --> 00:04:30,251 BURNING PERSON IS THE BIGGEST 187 00:04:30,085 --> 00:04:31,793 STRUCTURE IN NORTH AMERICA. 188 00:04:31,876 --> 00:04:33,835 I'LL GET US THERE BY WAY OF 189 00:04:33,918 --> 00:04:35,376 UNDERGROUND RAILROAD. 190 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:37,043 >> DEAL. START DIGGING. 191 00:04:37,126 --> 00:04:39,126 >> Xavier: THAT'S NOT THE WAY AN 192 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:40,668 UNDERGROUND RAILROAD WORKS. 193 00:04:40,751 --> 00:04:42,085 WE NEED MONEY FOR SHOVELS. 194 00:04:42,168 --> 00:04:43,418 GIVE ME SOME POCKET DOLLARS. 195 00:04:43,501 --> 00:04:45,001 >> I DON'T EVEN HAVE POCKETS. 196 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,835 >> Xavier: THEN GO SELL SOME OF 197 00:04:46,918 --> 00:04:47,543 YOUR SEED. 198 00:04:47,626 --> 00:04:49,043 >> THAT WOULD BE A CHOICE, 199 00:04:49,126 --> 00:04:50,251 FASCIST! 200 00:04:50,085 --> 00:04:54,001 WHY DON'T YOU SELL YOUR SEED?! 201 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,251 >> Xavier: MA'AM, I'D LIKE TO 202 00:04:55,335 --> 00:04:56,376 MAKE SOME SEED MONEY. 203 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:58,168 HELLO? I'D LIKE TO PEDDLE MY 204 00:04:58,251 --> 00:04:59,085 PUDDLE, MA'AM. 205 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:00,626 YOO-HOO! I'D LIKE TO HAWK MY 206 00:05:00,710 --> 00:05:01,543 LOOGIE. 207 00:05:01,626 --> 00:05:03,168 >> [ SCOFFS ] WE PAY BY THE CUP 208 00:05:03,251 --> 00:05:04,126 OR BY THE NOSEFUL. 209 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:05,835 >> Xavier: UM, CUP, PLEASE. 210 00:05:05,918 --> 00:05:07,210 I'M KIND OF NERVOUS. 211 00:05:07,043 --> 00:05:08,960 I'VE NEVER PLOPPED MY GLOPPER. 212 00:05:09,043 --> 00:05:10,751 BEEN SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE 213 00:05:10,835 --> 00:05:12,126 OR AT LEAST CONSENT. 214 00:05:12,210 --> 00:05:13,876 >> DON'T WORRY, IT DOESN'T HURT. 215 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,835 TAKE THESE AND GO INTO STALL 3. 216 00:05:16,918 --> 00:05:17,751 >> Xavier: HUH! 217 00:05:17,835 --> 00:05:19,168 I WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE THESE 218 00:05:19,251 --> 00:05:21,876 SAUCY MAGAZINES ANYWAY. 219 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,418 OHH! 220 00:05:23,501 --> 00:05:25,418 OH, RUBISLAW! 221 00:05:25,501 --> 00:05:27,210 I REALLY WAS BACKED UP. 222 00:05:27,043 --> 00:05:28,585 >> [ WHIMPERING ] 223 00:05:28,668 --> 00:05:29,835 >> Xavier: GET OFF ME! 224 00:05:29,918 --> 00:05:31,751 >> [ WHIMPERING ] 225 00:05:31,835 --> 00:05:32,668 >> Xavier: GO ON! 226 00:05:32,751 --> 00:05:33,918 GET OUT OF HERE! SCRAM! 227 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:34,835 >> [ PANTING ] 228 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,293 >> Xavier: THIS ISN'T FETCH. 229 00:05:36,376 --> 00:05:38,751 GET LOST. 230 00:05:38,835 --> 00:05:40,960 SORRY, I COULDN'T GET ANY TOOLS. 231 00:05:41,043 --> 00:05:42,043 >> COOL, DUDE! 232 00:05:42,126 --> 00:05:43,918 YOU BROUGHT A BUDDY ALONG FOR 233 00:05:44,001 --> 00:05:44,668 THE TRIP. 234 00:05:44,751 --> 00:05:47,251 COME, BUDDY. 235 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:48,668 >> Xavier: I'M NOT BRINGING THAT 236 00:05:48,751 --> 00:05:50,085 JOHNNY-COME-LATELY WITH US. 237 00:05:50,168 --> 00:05:54,376 >> WELL, HE COULD DIG FOR US. 238 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:56,210 SO, WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THAT 239 00:05:56,293 --> 00:05:58,668 CRYSTAL ANYWAYS, BRAH? 240 00:05:58,751 --> 00:06:00,043 >> Xavier: WHAT'S THAT NECKLACE, 241 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:01,168 DADDY? 242 00:06:01,251 --> 00:06:02,210 >> IT REPRESENTS MY FEELINGS FOR 243 00:06:02,043 --> 00:06:03,043 YOU. 244 00:06:03,126 --> 00:06:06,876 >> Xavier: WHERE'D YOU GET IT? 245 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,293 WHAT'S THAT NECKLACE, DADDY? 246 00:06:08,376 --> 00:06:09,335 >> I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU WHEN YOU 247 00:06:09,418 --> 00:06:12,043 BECOME A [echoing] MAN. 248 00:06:12,126 --> 00:06:14,168 >> WELL, AT LEAST YOU HAD A DAD. 249 00:06:14,251 --> 00:06:15,335 I NEVER KNEW MINE. 250 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,418 SOMETIMES I THINK THE STRUCTURE 251 00:06:17,501 --> 00:06:19,251 I TRULY CRAVE IS THE FAMILY 252 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:20,126 STRUCTURE. 253 00:06:20,210 --> 00:06:21,085 >> Xavier: SHUT IT. 254 00:06:21,168 --> 00:06:22,293 WE MUST HAVE CONNECTED TO AN 255 00:06:22,376 --> 00:06:23,543 EXISTING TUNNEL SYSTEM. 256 00:06:23,626 --> 00:06:25,126 MAYBE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL 257 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,126 UNDERGROUND RAILROAD. 258 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:27,751 >> [ MUMBLING ] 259 00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:30,168 >> DUDE, THERE'S AN OLD SLAVE 260 00:06:30,251 --> 00:06:32,251 STILL HIDING DOWN HERE. 261 00:06:32,335 --> 00:06:33,960 THAT'S HARD-CORE, MAN. 262 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:35,501 >> [ MUMBLING ] 263 00:06:35,585 --> 00:06:38,501 >> HE MUST BE 187 YEARS OLD. 264 00:06:38,585 --> 00:06:40,960 I'M GONNA CALL YOU 187, 'CAUSE 265 00:06:41,043 --> 00:06:43,043 IT'S 187 ON THE MOTHER-LOVING... 266 00:06:43,126 --> 00:06:44,876 RIGHT, UP TOP? 267 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,501 >> [ MUMBLING ] 268 00:06:46,585 --> 00:06:48,543 >> I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU WENT 269 00:06:48,626 --> 00:06:49,585 THROUGH, MAN. 270 00:06:49,668 --> 00:06:51,918 I WAS A SLAVE TO TV FOR A WHILE, 271 00:06:52,001 --> 00:06:54,001 AND THEN I WAS A SLAVE TO POP 272 00:06:54,085 --> 00:06:56,168 CULTURE, AND I CRAVED THE GRAVE. 273 00:06:56,251 --> 00:06:58,168 TOTAL BUMMAGE, MAN. 274 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,543 >> Xavier: CAN WE GET GOING? 275 00:06:59,626 --> 00:07:01,418 >> MAN, I MUST HAVE WOLFED A 276 00:07:01,501 --> 00:07:03,168 MIND BURRITO 'CAUSE I JUST HAD A 277 00:07:03,251 --> 00:07:05,251 MASSIVE BRAIN FART. 278 00:07:05,085 --> 00:07:07,501 WE GOT TO TAKE 187 WITH US TO 279 00:07:07,585 --> 00:07:09,043 BURNING PERSON! 280 00:07:09,126 --> 00:07:11,001 HE SAID HE'S NEVER PARTIED 281 00:07:11,085 --> 00:07:11,751 BEFORE. 282 00:07:11,835 --> 00:07:13,335 WHAT BETTER PARTY THAN THE 283 00:07:13,418 --> 00:07:14,626 ULTIMATE PARTY?! 284 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:17,210 >> [ MUMBLING ] 285 00:07:17,043 --> 00:07:18,293 >> WE'RE GONNA GO TO 286 00:07:18,376 --> 00:07:20,043 BURNING PERSON, HE'S GONNA GET 287 00:07:20,126 --> 00:07:22,085 HIS DAD'S CRYSTAL, YOU'RE GONNA 288 00:07:22,168 --> 00:07:23,751 GET TO FREEDOM, I'M GONNA GET 289 00:07:23,835 --> 00:07:25,210 THE STRUCTURE I CRAVE. 290 00:07:25,043 --> 00:07:26,043 >> [ WHIMPERS ] 291 00:07:26,126 --> 00:07:26,751 >> WHAT'S THAT, LITTLE FELLA? 292 00:07:26,835 --> 00:07:27,543 >> [ WHIMPERS ] 293 00:07:27,626 --> 00:07:28,210 >> AND WE'RE GONNA GET THIS 294 00:07:28,293 --> 00:07:30,001 LITTLE GUY LAID. 295 00:07:30,085 --> 00:07:31,626 >> [ MUMBLING ] 296 00:07:31,710 --> 00:07:33,085 >> [ WHIMPERS ] 297 00:07:33,168 --> 00:07:38,043 [ LAUGHTER ] 298 00:07:38,126 --> 00:07:40,460 >> OH, MAN, I'M GETTING IN THE 299 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:41,293 BUBBLER! 300 00:07:41,376 --> 00:07:42,835 SWEET! 301 00:07:42,918 --> 00:07:45,168 OH, MY GOD, DUDE, THAT WAS SO 302 00:07:45,251 --> 00:07:45,835 DOPE! 303 00:07:45,918 --> 00:07:47,418 BURNING PERSON RULES! 304 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:48,210 >> WAIT! 305 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:49,626 DID YOU TOUCH SOAP, DUDE?! 306 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:53,168 >> NO-O-O! 307 00:07:53,251 --> 00:07:54,043 >> DUDE! 308 00:07:54,126 --> 00:07:55,793 OKAY, YOU FIND PUGGLER, AND I'M 309 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,585 GONNA GO FIND THE STRUCTURE. 310 00:07:57,668 --> 00:07:59,626 MAN, WHERE'S 187? 311 00:07:59,710 --> 00:08:01,793 >> THIS GUY IS SLAVE TO THE 312 00:08:01,876 --> 00:08:04,126 BEATS, MAN! 313 00:08:04,210 --> 00:08:05,835 >> Xavier: GET AWAY FROM ME! 314 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,251 HAVE YOU SEEN PUGGLER, THE 315 00:08:07,335 --> 00:08:08,418 PUNK-ROCK JUGGLER? 316 00:08:08,501 --> 00:08:09,876 HE'S WEARING A TOP HAT. 317 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,085 >> I THINK I SAW HIM OVER THERE. 318 00:08:13,168 --> 00:08:14,210 >> Xavier: PUGGLER! 319 00:08:14,043 --> 00:08:15,251 >> WHO'S PUGGLER? 320 00:08:15,085 --> 00:08:16,876 I'M PESTER, THE PUNK-ROCK JESTER 321 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,085 WHO LIVES OFF HIS SEED. 322 00:08:18,168 --> 00:08:19,043 >> Xavier: PUGGLER? 323 00:08:19,126 --> 00:08:20,710 >> NO, BRAH, I'M JUNK, THE 324 00:08:20,793 --> 00:08:22,501 JUGGLING PUNK WHO LIVES OFF HIS 325 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,251 SEED. 326 00:08:23,335 --> 00:08:24,751 >> Xavier: I'M LOOKING FOR 327 00:08:24,835 --> 00:08:25,626 PUGGLER. 328 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:27,085 >> I THINK HE TOOK OFF, MAN, TO 329 00:08:27,168 --> 00:08:28,626 GO TO BURNING PERSON OR 330 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:29,293 SOMETHING. 331 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,501 >> Xavier: WE'RE AT 332 00:08:30,585 --> 00:08:31,501 BURNING PERSON. 333 00:08:31,585 --> 00:08:33,251 >> I WENT TO BURNING PERSON THIS 334 00:08:33,335 --> 00:08:36,251 YEAR? 335 00:08:36,085 --> 00:08:37,960 >> SUCH A STRUCTURE, BRO. 336 00:08:38,043 --> 00:08:39,626 THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED FOR 337 00:08:39,710 --> 00:08:40,501 FULFILLAGE. 338 00:08:40,585 --> 00:08:43,168 >> THIS YEAR, WE CAN TRULY LEAVE 339 00:08:43,251 --> 00:08:45,626 NO TRACE ON THE PLAYA, WITH THE 340 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:47,793 DE-GARBAGE ECO-VAPORIZER. 341 00:08:47,876 --> 00:08:48,960 >> OH, DOPE! 342 00:08:49,043 --> 00:08:50,960 I WANT TO LEAVE NO TRACE! 343 00:08:51,043 --> 00:08:52,251 >> WHAT A GREAT 344 00:08:52,335 --> 00:08:53,960 ENVIRONMENTALIST. 345 00:08:54,043 --> 00:08:55,793 HE WENT OFF THE GRID. 346 00:08:55,876 --> 00:08:58,168 WON'T YOU GO OFF THE GRID? 347 00:08:58,251 --> 00:08:59,835 >> DUDE! DUDE! 348 00:08:59,918 --> 00:09:01,293 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR 349 00:09:01,376 --> 00:09:02,168 YOU! 350 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,376 I INTUITED YOU'D BE HERE, 'CAUSE 351 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,168 I KNOW HOW YOU CRAVE STRUCTURE. 352 00:09:05,251 --> 00:09:06,293 THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL 353 00:09:06,376 --> 00:09:07,085 YOU. 354 00:09:07,168 --> 00:09:07,626 I'M YOUR FATHER. 355 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:09,085 >> I HAVE A DAD! 356 00:09:09,168 --> 00:09:11,168 I'M A PUGGLER BY BLOOD! 357 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,085 A PUGGLER! 358 00:09:12,168 --> 00:09:14,126 >> AND, MOSTLY, I WANTED TO GIVE 359 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:16,085 YOU THIS PRECIOUS HEIRLOOM. 360 00:09:16,168 --> 00:09:17,668 IT'S BEEN IN THE FAMILY FOR AS 361 00:09:17,751 --> 00:09:19,168 LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER RIGHT 362 00:09:19,251 --> 00:09:20,168 NOW. 363 00:09:20,251 --> 00:09:21,210 >> Xavier: THE SERPENTINE 364 00:09:21,293 --> 00:09:22,210 CRYSTAL! 365 00:09:22,043 --> 00:09:23,251 >> I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS FOR 366 00:09:23,335 --> 00:09:25,085 MYSELF, 'CAUSE I HATE YOU, DAD! 367 00:09:25,168 --> 00:09:26,751 YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME, MAN! 368 00:09:26,835 --> 00:09:28,126 JUST GET OFF MY BACK! 369 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:31,335 GIVE ME SPACE, FASCIST! 370 00:09:31,418 --> 00:09:35,210 >> Xavier: [ Echoing ] NO! 371 00:09:35,293 --> 00:09:37,126 >> [ PANTING ] 372 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,126 >> Xavier: YOUR SPUNK IN THE 373 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:41,251 FACE OF MY CRUELTY HAS MADE ME 374 00:09:41,085 --> 00:09:43,085 REALIZE THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN A 375 00:09:43,168 --> 00:09:44,460 GOOD FATHER TO YOU. 376 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,126 FROM NOW ON, EVERY DAY, I'M 377 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,543 GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE 378 00:09:47,626 --> 00:09:48,710 BIRDS AND THE BEES. 379 00:09:48,793 --> 00:09:49,835 BUT, LIKE, THE BEES ARE 380 00:09:49,918 --> 00:09:53,126 TOTALLY...THAT BUTTHOLE. 381 00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:56,501 AND NOW YOU ARE A [echoing] MAN. 382 00:09:56,585 --> 00:09:58,251 >> HEY, EVERYBODY! 383 00:09:58,335 --> 00:10:01,585 ME AND 187 ARE GETTING HITCHED! 384 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:03,043 >> NEVER THOUGHT THAT SLAVE 385 00:10:03,126 --> 00:10:04,293 WOULD GET TIED DOWN. 386 00:10:04,376 --> 00:10:06,126 >> HEY, EVERYBODY, THEY'RE 387 00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:09,001 IGNITING THE EFFIGY! 388 00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:14,251 >> [ PANTING ] 389 00:10:14,335 --> 00:10:17,335 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 390 00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:19,626 >> WE'RE ALL SPECIAL! 391 00:10:19,710 --> 00:10:21,793 >> WE'RE ALL PART OF THIS! 392 00:10:21,876 --> 00:10:23,251 >> THIS IS MORE LIKE IT! 393 00:10:23,085 --> 00:10:24,710 >> BURNING PEOPLE! 394 00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:26,335 >> THIS IS DEMOCRACY 395 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,793 PERSONIFIED! 396 00:10:27,876 --> 00:10:31,543 >> ME, ME, ME! 397 00:10:31,626 --> 00:10:33,460 >> HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE THIS 398 00:10:33,543 --> 00:10:34,876 HAPPENED ANYWAY? 399 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,876 >> I THINK IT WAS ARSON. 400 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,126 >> Xavier: IT WAS MY SON. 401 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:40,251 >> [ SCOFFS ] 402 00:10:40,085 --> 00:10:41,335 WHERE DOES THIS VAPORIZER STUFF 403 00:10:41,418 --> 00:10:43,293 GO ANYWAY? 404 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,126 >> GO, PLANET, MAN! 405 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:46,793 I THINK I'LL MAKE MYSELF AT 406 00:10:46,876 --> 00:10:47,626 HOME, BRAH. 407 00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:49,126 >> [ MUMBLING ] 408 00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:51,335 >> SORRY, BRAH BRAH, HAVE TO ASK 409 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,460 YOU TO BAIL. 410 00:10:52,543 --> 00:10:53,960 I GOT HERE FIRST. 411 00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:57,210 [ Echoing ] SQUATTERS' RIGHTS! 412 00:10:57,293 --> 00:10:58,626 >> THREE POTATO, NINE. 413 00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:01,251 >> IT'S MY SQUATTER'S RIGHT TO 414 00:11:01,085 --> 00:11:02,085 LIFE. 415 00:11:02,168 --> 00:11:04,168 [ PUNK ROCK PLAYS INDISTINCTLY ] 416 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:29,210 >> YEAH. 417 00:11:29,293 --> 00:11:30,918 >> Xavier: [ Echoing ] NO!