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>> Xavier: [ Thinking ] CERTAIN
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DAYS SCALD THE SOUL WITH A
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SEARING EMBER, LIKE TUESDAYS AND
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TODAY -- THE
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20th ANNIVERSARY OF MY FATHER'S
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MURDER.
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EACH YEAR, I MOURN BY RELIVING
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OUR LAST DAY TOGETHER.
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I'LL TAKE A COTTON CANDY,
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PLEASE.
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DO YOU WANT ONE, DAD?
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DAD? DAD!
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DON'T MAKE THIS POOR, PATHETIC
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VENDOR WAIT.
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>> EVERY YEAR, THIS GUY!
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>> Xavier: [ Thinking ] I'VE NOT
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KNOWN JOY SINCE MY FATHER WAS
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SCORCHED ALIVE, BLANCHED FROM
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THE CLUTCHES OF MY HEART.
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>> DADDY, TAKE MY PICTURE WITH
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THE FUNNY MAN!
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>> Xavier: [ Thinking ] I SHALL
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NEVER SMILE AGAIN.
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>> SMILE.
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>> FOR THIS TRICK, I NEED A
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VICTIM -- I MEAN, VOLUNTEER.
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LOOK-SEE, HONEYBEE.
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HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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>> Xavier: I'M A VICTIM.
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>> JUST STAND RIGHT THERE.
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I'LL SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE
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SITUATIONISM.
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HOT POTATO, TWO POTATO, THREE
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POTATO NOT.
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FOUR POTATO, HOT POTATO, SIX
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POTATO, EIGHT.
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>> Xavier: WHO DID THIS TO YOU
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GUYS?!
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>> OUR SON.
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>> Xavier: I KNOW IT WAS ARSON
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[our son] DAD, BUT WHO DID IT?!
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DADDY! I SHALL VENGE THEE!
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>> ...SIX POTATO, EIGHT.
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WHOO! HOT NUTS FOR SALE! YOUCH!
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WANT TO KISS MY BOO-BOO, MAKE IT
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BETTER?
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THANK YOU!
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I DON'T GET PAID DOWN HERE AT
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THE WHARF, SO GIVE WHAT YOU CAN.
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HOT POTATO!
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>> Xavier: HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT
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TO TAME DAME FLAME!
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SHE SHALL BURN THEE, I PROMISE
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THY.
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>> NO, OH, NO, FIRE IS A
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TACTICAL, MAJESTICAL FORCE -- A
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SWIRLING, SHIMMERING, SUCCULENT
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DANCE IN THAT LUMINOUS NETHER
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MENTION TWIXT LIGHT AND HEAT.
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FIRE IS FREEDOM PERSONIFIED.
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>> Xavier: NO! FIRE SHOULD BE
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SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD FOR
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KILLING MY PARENTS.
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I VOW TO NEVER REST UNTIL I'VE
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FOUND MY FATHER'S SLAYER.
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>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?
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>> Xavier: SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S
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DONE.
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SO, IF YOU DON'T GET PAID DOWN
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HERE AT THE WHARF, HOW DO YOU
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PAY RENT?
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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I'M TOO UNIQUE TO PAY RENT!
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I'M PUNK ROCK PERSONIFIED.
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IF I NEED MONEY, I SELL MY SEED,
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AND I LIVE IN SQUATOPIA.
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DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER HEARD
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OF SQUATOPIA.
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AS SOON AS YOU PASS THIS LINE,
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YOU WILL ENTER SQUATOPIA -- A
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FULLY SELF-SUSTAINED, ANARCHIST
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COMMUNE, A LAND WITH NO RULES
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AND NO LAWS TO BIND AND RESTRICT
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THE SOUL AND THE HEART.
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FREEDOM PERSONIFIED.
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SQUATTERS' RIGHTS!
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SO LONG, SQUARE!
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>> Xavier: THAT GUY JUST STOLE
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MY SIGNIFICANT CRYSTAL.
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>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, BRAH.
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THERE'S NO STEALING HERE, FOR
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THIS IS SQUATOPIA!
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>> Xavier: I KNOW.
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THAT OTHER GUY TOLD ME.
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>> YOU KNEW, BRAH, AND YOU STILL
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MADE ME DO THAT RIDICULOUS
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INTRODUCTION, DUDE?!
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YOU SICK SACK OF -- YOU'RE ALL
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RIGHT.
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GOOBLE-GOBBLE.
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LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.
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>> Xavier: I REALLY JUST NEED MY
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CRYSTALLINE NECKLACE BACK.
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>> YEP, WE WERE THE FIRST TO
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SQUAT A WHOLE TOWN, BRAH.
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OKAY, THESE ARE THE CRASH
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COUCHES.
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RIP SOME Z's, IF YOU PLEASE.
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THIS IS THE FREEDOM FOUNTAIN AND
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THE PUBLIC TOILET.
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HEY, SQUATTERS' RIGHTS!
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>> All: SQUATTERS' RIGHTS!
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>> Xavier: YEAH, BUT, YOU SEE,
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THE CRYSTAL BELONGED TO MY
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FATHER.
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HE WAS MURDERED.
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>> THIS IS THE WRECK [rec]
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CENTER, BRAH, WHERE WE WRECK
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THINGS.
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AND OVER THERE, THAT'S
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CHINATOWN.
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HEY, SQUATTERS' RIGHTS!
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>> YOU GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
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>> ONLY ONE RULE HERE, BRAH --
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NO RULES.
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ANYONE CAUGHT WITH RULES HAS TO
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WEAR THE SCARLET "F."
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FASCIST.
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>> Xavier: THAT CRYSTAL IS THE
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MOST IMPORTANT...
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>> TWO POTATO.
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>> Xavier: ...THING IN MY LIFE.
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>> IF I NEED ANY CASH, I JUST
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SELL MY SEED, BRAH.
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IF I'M REALLY DESPERATE, I
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SCRAPE THE SEED OFF THE COUCHES
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AND SELL IT.
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ONE DAY, WE'LL SQUAT THE GLOBE.
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>> Xavier: THE THIEF HAD A
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UNICYCLE.
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DID YOU SEE HIM?
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THAT WAS PUGGLER.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME BEFORE.
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YOU'LL NEVER CATCH UP TO BRAH
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NOW.
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HE WENT TO B.M.
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>> Xavier: IN THE FREEDOM
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FOUNTAIN?
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>> NO, BURNING MAN.
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ACTUALLY, THIS YEAR, WE'RE NOT
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GONNA BE SEXIST.
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WE'RE CALLING IT BURNING PERSON.
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IN TODAY'S DAY AND AGE, WOMEN
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CAN BE SET ON FIRE, TOO.
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HEY, MEET A DUDE BRAH OF MINE.
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THIS IS 'TUDE. 'TUDE, BRAH.
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>> WHAT'S UP, BROHAM?
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THANKS FOR COMING, MAN.
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LISTEN, YOU GOT TO GET ME OUT OF
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HERE!
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I'M GOING STIR CRAZY WITH ALL
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THIS FREEDOM!
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I'M SMOTHERING HERE, MAN!
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>> Xavier: I'VE GOT MY OWN
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PROBLEMS, LADY.
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>> I'M SICK OF LIVING OFF MY
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SEED.
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I WANT TO WORK WITH MY HANDS.
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I GOT TO SHAKE THESE SHACKLES OF
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ANARCHY.
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>> Xavier: WHY DON'T YOU JUST
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LEAVE?!
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>> IF I LEAVE, THAT'S A CHOICE,
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MAN.
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I CAN'T STAND ANY MORE CHOICES.
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YOU GOT TO BREAK ME OUT, MAN!
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SNEAK ME INTO A PRISON.
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>> Xavier: I'LL SMUGGLE YOU OUT
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OF HERE IF YOU SHOW ME THE WAY
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TO BURNING PERSON, TO FIND MY
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CRYSTAL.
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>> BUT I CAN'T GO THERE.
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IT'S TOO FREE.
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I CRAVE STRUCTURE.
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>> Xavier: WELL, THE EFFIGY AT
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BURNING PERSON IS THE BIGGEST
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STRUCTURE IN NORTH AMERICA.
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I'LL GET US THERE BY WAY OF
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UNDERGROUND RAILROAD.
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>> DEAL. START DIGGING.
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>> Xavier: THAT'S NOT THE WAY AN
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UNDERGROUND RAILROAD WORKS.
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WE NEED MONEY FOR SHOVELS.
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GIVE ME SOME POCKET DOLLARS.
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>> I DON'T EVEN HAVE POCKETS.
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>> Xavier: THEN GO SELL SOME OF
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YOUR SEED.
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>> THAT WOULD BE A CHOICE,
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FASCIST!
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WHY DON'T YOU SELL YOUR SEED?!
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>> Xavier: MA'AM, I'D LIKE TO
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MAKE SOME SEED MONEY.
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HELLO? I'D LIKE TO PEDDLE MY
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PUDDLE, MA'AM.
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YOO-HOO! I'D LIKE TO HAWK MY
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LOOGIE.
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>> [ SCOFFS ] WE PAY BY THE CUP
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OR BY THE NOSEFUL.
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>> Xavier: UM, CUP, PLEASE.
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I'M KIND OF NERVOUS.
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I'VE NEVER PLOPPED MY GLOPPER.
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BEEN SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE
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OR AT LEAST CONSENT.
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>> DON'T WORRY, IT DOESN'T HURT.
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TAKE THESE AND GO INTO STALL 3.
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>> Xavier: HUH!
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I WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE THESE
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SAUCY MAGAZINES ANYWAY.
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OHH!
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OH, RUBISLAW!
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I REALLY WAS BACKED UP.
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>> [ WHIMPERING ]
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>> Xavier: GET OFF ME!
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>> [ WHIMPERING ]
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>> Xavier: GO ON!
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GET OUT OF HERE! SCRAM!
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>> [ PANTING ]
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>> Xavier: THIS ISN'T FETCH.
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GET LOST.
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SORRY, I COULDN'T GET ANY TOOLS.
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>> COOL, DUDE!
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YOU BROUGHT A BUDDY ALONG FOR
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THE TRIP.
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COME, BUDDY.
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>> Xavier: I'M NOT BRINGING THAT
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JOHNNY-COME-LATELY WITH US.
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>> WELL, HE COULD DIG FOR US.
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SO, WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THAT
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CRYSTAL ANYWAYS, BRAH?
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>> Xavier: WHAT'S THAT NECKLACE,
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DADDY?
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>> IT REPRESENTS MY FEELINGS FOR
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YOU.
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>> Xavier: WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
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WHAT'S THAT NECKLACE, DADDY?
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>> I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU WHEN YOU
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BECOME A [echoing] MAN.
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>> WELL, AT LEAST YOU HAD A DAD.
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I NEVER KNEW MINE.
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SOMETIMES I THINK THE STRUCTURE
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I TRULY CRAVE IS THE FAMILY
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STRUCTURE.
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>> Xavier: SHUT IT.
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WE MUST HAVE CONNECTED TO AN
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EXISTING TUNNEL SYSTEM.
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MAYBE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL
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UNDERGROUND RAILROAD.
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>> [ MUMBLING ]
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>> DUDE, THERE'S AN OLD SLAVE
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STILL HIDING DOWN HERE.
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THAT'S HARD-CORE, MAN.
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>> [ MUMBLING ]
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>> HE MUST BE 187 YEARS OLD.
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I'M GONNA CALL YOU 187, 'CAUSE
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IT'S 187 ON THE MOTHER-LOVING...
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RIGHT, UP TOP?
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>> [ MUMBLING ]
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>> I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU WENT
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THROUGH, MAN.
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I WAS A SLAVE TO TV FOR A WHILE,
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AND THEN I WAS A SLAVE TO POP
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CULTURE, AND I CRAVED THE GRAVE.
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TOTAL BUMMAGE, MAN.
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>> Xavier: CAN WE GET GOING?
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>> MAN, I MUST HAVE WOLFED A
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MIND BURRITO 'CAUSE I JUST HAD A
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MASSIVE BRAIN FART.
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WE GOT TO TAKE 187 WITH US TO
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BURNING PERSON!
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HE SAID HE'S NEVER PARTIED
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BEFORE.
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WHAT BETTER PARTY THAN THE
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ULTIMATE PARTY?!
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>> [ MUMBLING ]
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>> WE'RE GONNA GO TO
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BURNING PERSON, HE'S GONNA GET
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HIS DAD'S CRYSTAL, YOU'RE GONNA
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GET TO FREEDOM, I'M GONNA GET
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THE STRUCTURE I CRAVE.
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>> [ WHIMPERS ]
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>> WHAT'S THAT, LITTLE FELLA?
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>> [ WHIMPERS ]
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>> AND WE'RE GONNA GET THIS
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LITTLE GUY LAID.
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>> [ MUMBLING ]
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>> [ WHIMPERS ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> OH, MAN, I'M GETTING IN THE
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BUBBLER!
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SWEET!
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OH, MY GOD, DUDE, THAT WAS SO
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DOPE!
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BURNING PERSON RULES!
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>> WAIT!
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DID YOU TOUCH SOAP, DUDE?!
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>> NO-O-O!
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>> DUDE!
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OKAY, YOU FIND PUGGLER, AND I'M
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GONNA GO FIND THE STRUCTURE.
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MAN, WHERE'S 187?
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>> THIS GUY IS SLAVE TO THE
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BEATS, MAN!
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>> Xavier: GET AWAY FROM ME!
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HAVE YOU SEEN PUGGLER, THE
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PUNK-ROCK JUGGLER?
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HE'S WEARING A TOP HAT.
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>> I THINK I SAW HIM OVER THERE.
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>> Xavier: PUGGLER!
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>> WHO'S PUGGLER?
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I'M PESTER, THE PUNK-ROCK JESTER
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WHO LIVES OFF HIS SEED.
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>> Xavier: PUGGLER?
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>> NO, BRAH, I'M JUNK, THE
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JUGGLING PUNK WHO LIVES OFF HIS
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SEED.
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>> Xavier: I'M LOOKING FOR
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PUGGLER.
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>> I THINK HE TOOK OFF, MAN, TO
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GO TO BURNING PERSON OR
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SOMETHING.
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>> Xavier: WE'RE AT
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BURNING PERSON.
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>> I WENT TO BURNING PERSON THIS
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YEAR?
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>> SUCH A STRUCTURE, BRO.
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THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED FOR
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FULFILLAGE.
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>> THIS YEAR, WE CAN TRULY LEAVE
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NO TRACE ON THE PLAYA, WITH THE
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DE-GARBAGE ECO-VAPORIZER.
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>> OH, DOPE!
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I WANT TO LEAVE NO TRACE!
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>> WHAT A GREAT
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ENVIRONMENTALIST.
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HE WENT OFF THE GRID.
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WON'T YOU GO OFF THE GRID?
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>> DUDE! DUDE!
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR
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YOU!
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I INTUITED YOU'D BE HERE, 'CAUSE
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I KNOW HOW YOU CRAVE STRUCTURE.
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THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL
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YOU.
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I'M YOUR FATHER.
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>> I HAVE A DAD!
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I'M A PUGGLER BY BLOOD!
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A PUGGLER!
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>> AND, MOSTLY, I WANTED TO GIVE
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YOU THIS PRECIOUS HEIRLOOM.
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IT'S BEEN IN THE FAMILY FOR AS
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LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER RIGHT
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NOW.
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>> Xavier: THE SERPENTINE
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CRYSTAL!
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>> I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS FOR
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MYSELF, 'CAUSE I HATE YOU, DAD!
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YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME, MAN!
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JUST GET OFF MY BACK!
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GIVE ME SPACE, FASCIST!
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>> Xavier: [ Echoing ] NO!
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>> [ PANTING ]
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>> Xavier: YOUR SPUNK IN THE
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FACE OF MY CRUELTY HAS MADE ME
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REALIZE THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN A
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GOOD FATHER TO YOU.
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FROM NOW ON, EVERY DAY, I'M
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GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE
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BIRDS AND THE BEES.
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BUT, LIKE, THE BEES ARE
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TOTALLY...THAT BUTTHOLE.
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AND NOW YOU ARE A [echoing] MAN.
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>> HEY, EVERYBODY!
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ME AND 187 ARE GETTING HITCHED!
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>> NEVER THOUGHT THAT SLAVE
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WOULD GET TIED DOWN.
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>> HEY, EVERYBODY, THEY'RE
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IGNITING THE EFFIGY!
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>> [ PANTING ]
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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>> WE'RE ALL SPECIAL!
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>> WE'RE ALL PART OF THIS!
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>> THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!
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>> BURNING PEOPLE!
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>> THIS IS DEMOCRACY
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PERSONIFIED!
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>> ME, ME, ME!
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>> HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE THIS
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HAPPENED ANYWAY?
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>> I THINK IT WAS ARSON.
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>> Xavier: IT WAS MY SON.
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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WHERE DOES THIS VAPORIZER STUFF
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GO ANYWAY?
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>> GO, PLANET, MAN!
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I THINK I'LL MAKE MYSELF AT
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HOME, BRAH.
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>> [ MUMBLING ]
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>> SORRY, BRAH BRAH, HAVE TO ASK
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YOU TO BAIL.
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I GOT HERE FIRST.
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[ Echoing ] SQUATTERS' RIGHTS!
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>> THREE POTATO, NINE.
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>> IT'S MY SQUATTER'S RIGHT TO
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LIFE.
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[ PUNK ROCK PLAYS INDISTINCTLY ]
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>> YEAH.
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>> Xavier: [ Echoing ] NO!