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>> Xavier: A MANTRA IS A

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SOOTHING SONIC REVERBERATION

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THROUGH THE THROAT, BUT IT HAS

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NO MEANING, NO SIGNIFICANCE.

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IT'S JUST THE EMPTY GIBBERITICAL

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SOUND OF SOUL SERENITY,

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VIBRATIONS DEVOID OF

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IMPLICATORIAL IMPORTANCE.

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THERE'S NO ISSUES.

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DON'T LOOK FOR MEANING BECAUSE

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THERE IS NONE, OKAY?

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MEDITATION JUST CALMS ME DOWN.

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WHY DIDN'T YOU LOVE ME MOMMY?!

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I ALONE STRIDE ALONG TO STRIVE

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ALONE TO UNIFY ALL MEN IN THE

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GREASY HEAT OF MY UNIFRIER.

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NO!

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BACK AWAY FROM THE BOY!

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UNCLOVEN HIS HOOVE.

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THIS ABUSE WILL NOT STAND DOWN.

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YOU CAN'T POPE WITH HIS POOPER

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FADRE.

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>> [ Irish accent ] I DON'T KNOW

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WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'.

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>> Xavier: I'LL GET TO YOUR

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BOTTOM OF THIS.

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SHOW ME ON ME WHAT THE BAD MAN

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DID TO YOU.

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DID HE MAKE YOU GO DOWN ON YOUR

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KNEES FOR HIM?

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>> ONLY WHEN HE PRAYED WITH ME.

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>> Xavier: SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE

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HIS PREY.

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WHERE DID YOU COME ACROSS THIS

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CHILD?

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MY TITS? OOH, NICE.

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>> THIS IS A POOR ORPHAN BOY

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FROM THE PARISH.

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THEY SAY HE WAS A VIRGIN BIRTH.

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BUT EVERY BOY NEEDS LOVE.

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>> Xavier: WELL, I NEVER GOT

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ANY, AND I THINK I TURNED OUT

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OKAY.

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HERE, WEAR THIS PRIEST-PROOF

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CHASTITY DIAPER SO HE CAN'T

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CATHO-LICK YOU NO MORE.

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>> WELL, I DON'T LIKE WHAT

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YOU'RE INSINUATIN'.

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>> THAT THING IS SCARIN' ME.

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>> Xavier: OKAY, YOUR

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"HOLE-NESS," LET ME SMELL YOUR

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FINGERS.

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NOW YOU SMELL MINE.

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KID, YOU SMELL HIS NOSE WHILE I

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CHECK HIM FOR LIES.

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>> WELL, THAT'S IT!

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FORGIVE ME, FATHER, AS I MAKE

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THIS POOR SOUL TAKE THAT.

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SWEET MOTHER MARY, SHUT YOUR

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VIRGIN EYES, AS I FORCE HIS ARSE

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TO TASTE THE PAIN.

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YOU ARE FORGIVEN, MY CHILD.

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COME ON, SHAMUS.

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>> Xavier: HAIL MARY FULL OF

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GAYS.

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WELL, I SAY YOU'RE IN -- IN MY

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GAZE.

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IF YOU SO MUCH AS THINK ABOUT

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TOUCHING THAT BOY AGAIN, I'LL SO

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MUCH AS THINK ABOUT DOING

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SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

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>> YOU DID A GOOD JOB KEEPING

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OUR SECRET.

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JUST DON'T EVER TELL NOBODY

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ABOUT WHAT I DO TO YOU, OR I CUT

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YOUR PARTS OFF AND FEED THEM TO

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MY TEDDY BEAR, MR. RUFFLES.

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>> OKAY, JUST DON'T DO THOSE

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THINGS TO ME BAD PLACE ANYMORE.

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>> I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, GOT IT?

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>> YES, SHAMUS.

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>> Xavier: THIS HAPPY PLACE

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HOLDS MAGIC MEANING, FOR 'TWAS

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MY MOTHER'S NICKNAME.

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TRUCKERS, DELIVERY GUYS, MEN

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COMING IN AND OUT OF THE HOUSE

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ALL DAY CALLED HER THE

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GRAND CANYON, BUT I NEVER KNEW

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WHY.

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IT'S JUST A GREAT WIDE GASH,

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SPREAD OPEN FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF

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ALL TO COME INSIDE AS HE PLEASES

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AND PLEASURES.

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OFTEN THERE'S A DONKEY IN THERE.

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HEE-HUH?!

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DON'T FEAR!

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HELP IS ON THE RIGHT HERE.

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>> NO, NO. NO HELP NEEDED.

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WE'RE FINE. RIGHT, HONEY?

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HAVE ANOTHER ONE, HONEY?

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>> JUST ENJOYING THIS BEAUTIFUL

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WEATHER, LAYING FLOWERS WHERE

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OUR SON WAS KILLED.

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>> Xavier: AND I SUPPOSE YOU

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BLAME YOURSELVES FOR HIS DEATH.

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I KNOW I DO.

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>> WE'VE JUST BEEN A LITTLE

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DEPRESSED SINCE HE DIED.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

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>> I AM A RAGING HELLFIRE OF

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ROILING MISERY.

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THAT'S WHAT THESE PINK ONES ARE

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FOR.

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>> Xavier: A DEAD CHILD IS LIKE

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PUDDING.

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THE PROOF IS IN THE FACT THAT HE

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PROBABLY LOOKED LIKE PUDDING

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WHEN HE GOT HIT BY THAT CAR.

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AND I THINK IT'S TIME YOU BE

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"PUDDING" HIS CHOCOLATE MEMORY

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TO REST.

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>> REST -- OH, HAVE ONE OF THE

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GREEN ONES.

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THEY'LL HELP YOU REST.

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YOU WANT THE REST? HUH?

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>> Xavier: NO, I DON'T BELIEVE

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IN PILLS.

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>> THERE'S A PILL FOR THAT, TOO.

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HERE.

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>> Xavier: MY PARAKEET FEEDS HER

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BABIES EVERY DAY.

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HOW COME I DON'T GET NO DIN-DIN?

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>> MOMMY LOVES ONLY HER PILLS.

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THEY STOP MY QUIVERS!

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[ VOMITS ]

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>> Xavier: THANKS, MOMMY!

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PILLS ARE JUST A PSYCHOTROPIC

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BAND-AID ON A BIOCHEMICAL

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CRUTCH.

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I TOOK A PILL ONCE, AND I WOKE

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UP WITH A BOOTY HOLE THE SIZE OF

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A WINE BOTTLE, FAT END FIRST.

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BUT DID I WHINE?

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NO, I TURNED TO THE BOTTLE.

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AND WHEN I WOKE UP FROM THAT, I

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MET UP WITH YOU FINE FOLKS TO

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WARN YOU ABOUT PILLS.

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JUST WALK IT OFF.

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YOUR CHILD IS DEAD, AND YOU CAN

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NEVER, EVER REPLACE HIM.

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THAT'S IT. I CAN REPLACE HIM.

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>> YOU CAN?

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>> Xavier: BY THE END OF THE

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DAY, YOU WILL HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL

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ABOUT YOUR DEAD TURTLE --

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I MEAN SON.

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[ GASPS ]

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SEE?

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THEY'VE GOT THIS POOR CHILD

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PULLING A TRAIN!

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IT'S TIME TO CEASE THE SKEET AND

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DIDDLING AND SKEDADDLE AND GET

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YOU A NEW MOMMY AND DADDY.

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>> FRESH MEAT.

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>> Xavier: LOOK AT THIS DEN OF

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SINIQUITY.

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EVEN THE BIBLES ARE RIBBED.

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BUT FOR WHOSE PLEASURE?

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THEY EVEN HAVE A SEX SWING SET

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AND WHOOPEE CRAYONS!

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JUST NEED TO BLACK YOU UP.

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FLESH COLORED?

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HOW OFFENSIVE.

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OH, "SHIFTLESS."

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THIS OUGHT TO GET YOU BLACK ON

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TRACK.

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THIS IS SHAKA...DINGO.

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>> HE LOOKS JUST LIKE OUR

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MICHAEL RIGHT AFTER HE GOT HIT

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BY THAT CAR.

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>> Xavier: SHAKADINGO, GO HUG

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YOUR NEW MOMMY AND DADDY.

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>> WE'RE NOT READY FOR THIS.

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I JUST CAN'T...

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>> OH, CAN'T PICK YOU UP, DEAR.

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MOMMY'S HOLDING SOME RAW MEAT.

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>> Xavier: [ CRYING ]

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>> MOMMY CAN'T KISS YOUR

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BOO-BOO!

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STILL HOLDING THAT RAW MEAT FROM

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YEARS AGO.

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MEAT!

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>> Xavier: CLOSE YOUR LEGS,

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MOTHER.

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YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.

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I'LL MAKE YOU ALL VIBE TOGETHER

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USING ANCIENT HOPI TRIBE

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PROCEDURE RITUALS THAT WILL

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FASHION FAMILY BONDAGE.

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OOH!

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>> OOH!

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>> Xavier: WE'RE RE-CREATING THE

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PSYCHOGENETIC BIRTHULAR

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ATTACHMENT.

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PUSH! PUSH!

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>> BUT I CAN'T PUSH HIM OUT.

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HE'S NOT IN.

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>> Xavier: I THINK I KNOW IT

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WERE I'M DOING.

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PULL! PULL!

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>> I CONFUSED!

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>> Xavier: YOU'VE GOT BLACK GOBS

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OF FAMILY HOLIDAYS TO MAKE UP

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FOR -- FOUR KWANZAAS, THREE

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KWANZAWEENS, AND A KWEASTER TO

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KWETCH UP ON.

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KWERE, BITE THE KWANZAA BEAN.

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>> THIS ISN'T A REAL KWANZAA

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BEAN.

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>> Xavier: AS YOUR BRINES

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INTERTWINES, THE CO-MINGLING

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FLUID FAMILYIZE-IFIZES YOU.

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AHH, YOU ARE NOW ONE.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY MOUTHWASH?

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YOUR BREATH STINKS.

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AHH!

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AND THE LAST STEP -- TO PICK UP

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WHERE YOU LEFT OFF WITH MICHAEL

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SO THAT SHAKADINGO CAN FILL THE

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PLACE IN YOUR BLACK HEART THAT

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MICHAEL SO RUDELY INTERRUP-DIED.

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YES, SNATCH HIM FRO' THE

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CLUTCHES WHENCE YOUR PRIOR SON

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WAS FELLEDED.

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AND, YES, I GLUED HIS SHOES TO

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THE ROAD TO CEMENT A SEAL ON THE

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DEAL.

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AND, YES, I TIED HIS BELT TWIXT

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TWO TREES FOR KICKS.

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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

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>> OH, I NEVER WANT TO LOSE YOU

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AGAIN.

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>> SON.

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>> FRUITATTA, FAMILY ACHIEVED.

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YOU'RE PSYCHOLEGALLY ADOPTED.

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>> WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?

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A CANDY DOLPHIN?

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>> Xavier: OOH! CANDY DOLPHIN?!

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WHERE IS IT?

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MAYBE IF I LOOK REAL HARD...

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>> I'M GONNA DO BAD THINGS TO

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YOU TONIGHT AND MAKE YOU SUFFER

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FOR MY PLEASURE.

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>> AAH!

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>> Xavier: WHAT?

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I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.

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YOU'RE TRYING TO DISTRACT ME TO

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KEEP ME FROM SEEING A SWEET LAND

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DOLPHIN.

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THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT

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YOU TWO.

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AS THIS CHILD'S WEENIE-MINDER, I

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AM POLICING YOU NOW, AND I'LL

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COPULATER IF YOU SO MUCH AS

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YODEL HIS SCROTAL OR FIDDLE HIS

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FADDLE.

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I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THIS

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KID'S LOWER BACK BOTTOM WAS ONCE

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TREATED LIKE

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GRAND CENTRAL STATION.

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AND I GOT FOUR TICKETS TO THE

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OPERA.

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WE'LL GET THERE BY TRAIN.

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UP HIS...

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>> [ VOCALIZING ]

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>> AAH!

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>> IF YOU SAY ANYTHING, YOU

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GONNA WAKE UP WITH YOUR FACE IN

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MY TUMMY 'CAUSE I ATED IT.

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>> Xavier: WHAT WERE YOU TWO

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DOING IN THE BATHROOM DURING

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INTERMISSION?

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>> WE WERE JUST TALKING.

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>> EATIN' ICE CREAM.

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>> I MEAN, TALKING ABOUT ICE

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CREAM THAT WE WERE JUST EATING.

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>> Xavier: WHAT BUT WERE YOU

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DOING IN THERE EARLIER?

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>> I WAS BEING RAPED --

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BY FLAVOR!

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HE JUST SHOVED THE CONE RIGHT IN

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ME.

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>> LAST NIGHT, HE GAVE ME...

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A BANANA SPLIT, AND IT HURT.

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>> I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

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OPEN YOUR MOUTH.

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>> Xavier: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO

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THE BOY'S MOUTH?!

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>> MOMMY, DADDY, I SORRY I HURT

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YOU.

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I WON'T ANYMORE.

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CAN I HAVE MORE PILLS?

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>> YES, HAVE ALL YOU WANT, SON.

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>> Xavier: PILLS.

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YOU CAN'T SWALLOW YOUR WAY TO

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HAPPINESS.

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YOU COULDN'T EVEN SWALLOW YOUR

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WAY OUT OF A BUS-STATION

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BATHROOM.

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WHAT ARE THESE PILLS?

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>> FIDDELIN.

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DON'T WORRY -- THEY'RE

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SPIRITUALLY BASED DRUGS. LOOK.

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>> RECENT SCIENCE HAS DISCOVERED

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THAT, FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS,

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TIBETAN MONKS USED GUTTERAL

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PRAYER CHANTS TO SOOTH THEIR

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YELLOW SOULS IN THE YELLOW FACE

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OF THEIR YELLOW OPPRESSORS.

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BUT IN OUR SOPHISTICATED WORLD,

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WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT NOISE?

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YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH ON YOUR PLATE.

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LET FIDDELIN DO THE SPIRITUAL

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LEGWORK FOR YOU.

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AT TRANSCENDENTAL MEDICATION, WE

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SONICALLY CONDENSE THE

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BIODHARMIC VIBRATIONS OF OVER

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1,000 MONK CHANTS INTO EVERY

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PILL.

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SCIENSPIRITIFIC AUDIOLOGISTS

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HAVE FOUND THAT VIBRATION FROM A

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MONK'S THROAT DOESN'T RADIATE IN

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MEGAHERTZ BUT IN MEGAHEARTS.

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>> COME TO JAMAICA!

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>> IF NOT NOW, WHEN?

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IF NOT IT, WHAT?

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IF NOT THINGS, STUFF?

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SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE WETMOUTH,

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PLAID BLOOD, FROZEN DAY RATE,

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HERNIATED MONSTERISM, TAINT

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MISBEHAVING, URETHRAL SCREAMAGE,

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GLOBAL COLOSTOMY FACE,

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WRONGBODY, RESTLESS LUNG

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SYNDROME, AND SEXUAL DIARRHEA.

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DO NOT WAKE THE SLEEPING YELLOW

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DRAGON.

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WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T FIND PURITY

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IN A PILL?

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TUNE IN TO FIDDELIN WITH YOUR

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SOUL.

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>> Xavier: OH, NO!

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MY SACRED MOMTRA IS BEING

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COMMODIFIED.

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THESE FIDDLIN MONKS ARE BEING

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EXPLAT UPON.

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THEY'RE BEING PLAYED LIKE A

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FIDDLE!

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I'LL STOP THAT RACKET WITH MY

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ENLIGHTENED VIOLINS.

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[ CHANTING ]

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THE MAN IS SPLOITING IN YOUR

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FACE.

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WHO ARE YOUR BOSSES?

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SHOW YOURSELVES, YOU COWARDS!

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>> WE OWN THE TEMPLE.

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WE ARE OUR OWN BOSSES.

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>> Xavier: SO, IT'S YOU, YOU

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RAT!

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>> WE ARE SIMPLE PEOPLE, HAPPY

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TO SHARE OUR LOVE WITH ALL.

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>> Xavier: WHERE I COME FROM,

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SHARING LOVE WITHOUT MAKING A

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PROFIT IS CALLED BEING A WHORE.

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AND THE WORKING CONDITIONS HERE

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ARE "WHORIFYING."

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YOU'VE GOT TO UNIONIZE, TO

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STRIKE.

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SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN UNTIL YOU

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GIVE YOURSELF THE DEMANDS YOU

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DESIRE.

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>> BUDDHA SAY MATERIAL DESIRE

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IS POISONOUS.

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>> Xavier: THEN THAT

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UNION-BUSTING TUB OF TARD'S

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GONNA FIND A BUDDUP HIS ASS.

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THEY'RE TREATING YOU MONKS LIKE

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MONKEYS!

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WELL, I SAY LETS HURL OUR FECES

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AT THEM UNTIL THEY SEE US AS

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MEN!

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>> WE ARE CONTENT TO VISUALIZE

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WORLD PEACE.

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>> Xavier: WE'LL VISUALATE THEIR

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SHAMEFULIZING WITH A GIANT,

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INFLATABLE UNION RAT.

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NOW WE MARCH.

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NO JUSTICE, NO CHANTS!

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NO JUSTICE, NO CHANT--

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WHY AREN'T YOU CHANTING?!

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>> WE PREFER THE SACRED SILENCE.

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>> Xavier: OH, BREAK THEM DOWN

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WITH THE SILENT TREATMENT, EH?

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SO DEVILISH, IT'S CLEVELISH.

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I CAN HEAR IT WORKING ON YOU

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ALREADY.

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YOU HEAR THAT SILENCE?!

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CAN YOU TAKE IT?!

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THE CRUSHING BLOW OF THAT FIERY

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SILENCE AS IT EXPLODES IN YOUR

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EAR WITH SILENCE!

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VROOM! RRRR! VROOM!

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>> OKAY, WE SURRENDER IF YOU GET

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OFF YOUR BIKE.

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SURELY, INDULGING IN SOME SMALL

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LUXURY WILL NOT LEAD TO AN

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INFECTION OF GREED.

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>> Xavier: YOU'VE GOTTEN LAZY

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AND NONPRODUCTIVE.

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YOU'VE TAKEN AMERICANS' JOBS.

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>> HOW CAN WE CHANT AND EAT AT

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THE SAME TIME?

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LET THE MA-CHINGE GET IT.

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>> Xavier: MA-CHINGAY?

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>> WE MADE THE VIBULATOR 2000.

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IT DOES THE GRUNT WORK OF 3,000

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MONKS.

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THEN WHY DIDN'T WE CALL IT

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THE 4000?

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NO ONE KNOWS.

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>> Xavier: WHAT OPERATING SYSTEM

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SHE RUNNING?

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DOS EX MACHINA?

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WHICH ONE OF YOU CHINKCANOS

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KINKED MY MACHINGAY?

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IT'S AN AIRQUAKE!

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A SOULSHAKE!

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MY GOD!

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THE GRAND CANYON IS CLOSING UP!

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THANK YOU FOR CLOSING YOUR LEGS,

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MOMMY.

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HOW WOULD YOU CALM THIS TREMOR?

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PILLS.

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OPEN WIDE.

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TIME TO TAKE OUT THE,

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LITTER-ALLY, YOUR MEDICINE.

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YOU'VE WOKEN THE YELLOW DRAGON!

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I'VE GOT TO ACT NOW.

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THIS IS THE 9/11 OF NOISE,

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CHERNOBYL OF CHANTING, THE

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HIROSHIMA OF HUMPING, THE

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NAGASAKI OF NOOKIE, THE DACHAU

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OF AUSCHWITZES!

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WAIT -- I'M THE

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THREE MILE ISLAND OF GOING

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3 MILES OFF-MESSAGE.

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AND WHAT A MESS THIS IS...AGE.

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YEP, SKATED OUT OF IT.

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I TOLD YOU I'D MAKE YOU VIBE

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TOGETHER.

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>> LEAVE US ALONE, YOU FREAK!

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>> Xavier: YOU CAN'T CALL ME

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FREAK!

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>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

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TELL YOUR MOMMY?

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>> Xavier: YES, THAT'S EXACTLY

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WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

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MOMMY! MOMMY!

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I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!

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THIS WONDERFUL FAMILY, THEY --

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HUH?!

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MY GOD, IT'S JUST HER MEAT.

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THAT MEANS SHE'S STILL ALIVE

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OUT THERE.

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I'M GOING TO SEARCH FAR AND WIDE

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SO THAT I CAN TOTALLY TATTLE TO

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MY MOM!