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>> Xavier: A FRIENDSHIP IS A

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SACRED FLOATER, A

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KEMO-THERA-SABE-PUTIC BOND TWIXT

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TWO 'N's, LIKE COOKIES 'N'

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BEANS, FRANKS 'N' CREAM,

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FRIENDS.

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I'VE NEVER SUPPED FROM THE

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MEAT CUP OF HAVING EVEN ONE

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CHUM.

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BUT MY CRONY-LESS-NESS IS ABOOT

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TO DIED OF LONELINESS-NESS, FOR

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TODAY IS THE DAY I MAKE MY FIRST

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REAL FRIEND.

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CONSTRUCTED FROMST CAT FEATHERS

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'N' EAGLE MUD.

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I DO BELIEVE SUGURA 'N' I SHALL

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BECOME THE BOSOMEST OF BRAHS.

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I LOVE YOU, SUGGY.

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ARE YOU MY MOMMY?

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HOLD ME, MOMMY.

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OH, COME ON, PRUDE, YOU KNOW YOU

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WANT IT.

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NO ONE HAS TO KNOW.

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SUGURA, NO!

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BETRAYED YET AGAIN.

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BUT 'TWEREN'T SUGURA WHO BLEW ME

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OFF.

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'TWAS MY NEW NEMESIS -- THE

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WIND, MINE ENEMA NUMBERO UN.

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WIND, YOU HAVE FUME-MILIATED ME

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FOR THE LAST TIME -- ALWAYS

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PUTTING ON AIRS.

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YOU'RE JUST REJECTED BREATH FROM

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THE GREAT COSMIC YAWN OF

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CONSCIOUSNESS.

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BLOW ME, WIN-DUH.

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MORE LIKE "LOSE-DUH."

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I DECLARATE WAR ON THINE.

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YES, ENSLAVE THE WIND,

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CAPTURUOUSLY ENYOKE THE

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GUTLESS BLOKE.

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>> [ GRUNTS ]

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GET AWAY FROM ME.

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>> Xavier: NOBLE SIR, YOU MAKE

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THE WIND SUCCUMB, THROWING WORK

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TO THE WIND LIKE AN OX OR MORON.

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YOU'RE THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY,

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MY FRIEND.

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>> GUY, YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO

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FRIENDS.

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>> Xavier: WITH THESE PINWHEELS,

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YOU GRAB WIND BY THE SCRUFF OF

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ITS NECK AND WHIP THE WICKED

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FIEND INTO SUCKLING AT THE HOT

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DOG OF YOUR BIDDING.

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>> YEAH, ONE THING I LEARNED

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FROM THE EX -- YOU CAN'T CONTROL

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NATURE.

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>> YOUNG ONE, A TRUE MASTER CAN

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CONTROL NATURE.

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I CAN MAKE THESE GREEN TREES...

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TURN BROWN.

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>> Xavier: WOW!

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AND MY BEARD GOT SO SOFT!

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YOU REALLY ARE A FRIEND, HUH?

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>> HMM.

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THERE'S A THIN LINE BETWEEN A

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FRIENDSHIP AND A FOE-BOAT.

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>> Xavier: I WISH FOR A FRIEND.

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[ BLOWS ]

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WIND IS THE UNANSWERED WISH

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BREATH OF A LONELY BOY.

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[ DONKEY BRAYS ]

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STUPID DONKEY.

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IF I PROVE YOU CAN CONTROL

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NATURE, YOU AGREE TO BE MY

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FRIEND?

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>> IF -- IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL

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LEAVE ME ALONE.

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>> Xavier: SEE HOW HE LEADS THE

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BEAST, HOW HE ENSUPPLICATES

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NATURE'S BASE FACE UNDER THE

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SOUND THUMB OF HIS HARMONIC

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HYPNO-LEASH, MELODIZING ITS

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SLITHERING WILL TO MULCH.

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>> EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING IS

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TOTAL NONSENSE, BUT THE SCALE

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OF IT TURNS MY THEORIES INSIDE

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OUT.

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>> Xavier: SO, NOW THAT WE'RE

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FRIENDS, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

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CHEW THE SPIT? SWAP SOME FAT?

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SPIT ON FAT?

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>> I HAVE WIND WORK TO DO.

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>> Xavier: BUT CHEW ON SWAP!

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ANOTHER COMRADE SNATCHED, SUCKED

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OFF BY THE WIND.

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♪ ALMOST MADE A FRIEND ♪

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♪ BUT HE'S AN ENEMY NOW ♪

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SNAKE HAND, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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>> SNAKE HAND SAYS, "I CAN'T

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HELP IT."

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I OWE YOU ONE, MY FRIEND.

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>> Xavier: THIS IS NOT

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FRIENDSHIP.

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>> [ GROANS ]

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>> Xavier: SNAKE HAND, I DIDN'T

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KNOW YOUR WERE BI.

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I MEAN, I HAVE NOTICED YOU

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CHECKIN' ME OUT IN THE SHOWER.

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I GOT TO SAY, I NOTICED YOU,

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TOO, FRIEND.

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[ GRUNTING ]

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>> 'TIS GROTESQUE-UTIFUL.

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MY PANTS ARE DAMP WITH BLOOD

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TEARS OF RAPTUROUS MISERY.

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>> Xavier: YOU MISSPELLED

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"ROSE," DARKY.

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BUT I'M HERE TO MAKE THINGS

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WHITE AGAIN.

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>> WHAT IS THIS GRAND GIFT

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STABBING MINE EYES WITH OCULAR

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PLEASURE?

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YOU LOOK OUTSIDE HOW I FEEL

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INSIDE, FOR I AM DARK NOTION.

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AND THAT IS MY DARK NOTION.

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YOUR BODY SHRIEKS THE SILENT

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TRUTH ALL OF THE PRETTY PEOPLE

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OF THIS WORLD DENY.

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>> Xavier: YEAH, I DO HAUNCH

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SQUATS TO POWER-CRUNCH MY GUACS.

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>> YES, THIS SAD WORLD THRASHES

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MY FLESH AS WELL.

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BUT YOU -- YOU'VE OUT-UNDONE ME.

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>> Xavier: MY GOD!

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YOU'VE BEEN ABUSED.

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WHO IS YOUR A-BRUISER?

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YOU CAN TELL ME.

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>> IT WAS SOCIETY.

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MY BODY IS MERELY THE CANVAS

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UPON WHICH I PAINT THE

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PUNISHMENT FOR HER HIDEOCRATIC

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CRIME.

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>> Xavier: SOCIETY, EH?

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IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES.

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BUT I AM GOING TO DELIVER HOWLS

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OF JUSTICE AT THEM THROUGH THE

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JOWLS OF MY FISTS.

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SOCIETY, I HAVE YOU

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SURROUND-ERD.

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TURN YOURSELVES IN.

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YOU'VE BEEN ABUSING THIS BOY,

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AND IT ENDS HERE.

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>> [ Electronic voice ] WHO

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ABUSED HIM?

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WHO ABUSED THE BOY?

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>> Xavier: ALL OF YOU

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COLLECTIVELY -- SOCIETY.

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GIVE UP WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

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I'M GIVING YOU ONE LAST CHANCE

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BEFORE MY NEXT LAST PRE-CHANCE.

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>> CAN'T WE HAVE ONE

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ST. SWITHUN'S DAY WITHOUT THIS

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CRAP?

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>> Xavier: HANDS ON YOUR HEADS

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AND LAY ON THE GROUND.

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IF YOU HAVE HANDCUFFS, KINDLY

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SLIP THEM ON.

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IF YOU RESIST, BE A DEAR AND

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TASER YOURSELVES.

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>> BY DEFINITION, YOU'RE PART OF

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SOCIETY, TOO, YOU PRICK...THING!

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>> Xavier: OH, NO. HE'S RIGHT.

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OKAY, WE'RE GETTING DOWN ON THE

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GROUND.

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COME ON. DON'T BE A HYPOCRITE.

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WE'RE PART OF SOCIETY, TOO.

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>> TAKE THAT! TASTE THE PAIN!

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>> Xavier: WELL, AT LEAST SOME

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OF SOCIETY GOT OUR COMEUPPANCE.

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>> OH, THE ECSTATIC ANGUISH OF

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BEING TREATED LIKE SOCIETY.

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MY NEW NOM DE GLOOM

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SHALL BE KNOWN AS

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"BARON SOCIETY WEINBERG."

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>> Xavier: WHATEVER FLICKS YOUR

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BEAN, SOCIETY.

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>> WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT TO

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DISTURB AND DISRUPT?

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MAYHEM, PRETTY PLEASE, WITH

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BLISTERS ON TOP.

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>> Xavier: THAT SHOWBOATING

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SNAKE CHARMER IS A FAUX

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FRIENDSHIPPING DINGHY FAIRY.

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>> NO MAN SHOULD

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ENSHACKLE-BASKETATE SERPENTS IN

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WICKERINE PRISONS.

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METHINKS I WILL SET THESE SNAKES

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FREE.

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>> Xavier: METHINK THESE FRIED

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YUMMY CAKES SHOULD BE FREE.

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>> SLITHER TO YOUR FREEDOM,

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SATAN'S SWEET SCALY

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SUCCU-BYE-BYE!

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>> Xavier: SCAMPER HOME, MY FIVE

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FINE FREE FRIED FRIENDS.

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>> I'D LOVE TO STAY AND SAVOR

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THE FLAVOR OF YOUR MURDEROUS

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MENTALISM, BUT I WORK AT A VEGAN

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SLAUGHTER-TORIUM.

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IT'S THE JUMBO JOOSE IN

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PIONEER SQUARE.

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BUT WE SHALL BE ALONE TOGETHER

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AGAIN.

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TOODLE, FRIEND.

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>> Xavier: "FRIEND"? POOR LOSER.

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I'M PROBABLY HIS ONLY FRIEND.

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KID NEEDS ME.

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♪ I HAVE MADE A FRIEND ♪

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♪ MY ENEMY WILL BE GREEN WITH

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ENEMY-VY ♪

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>> UGH!

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>> Xavier: JUST THE NOSE I

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WANTED TO RUB MY WIN IN.

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>> DON'T TOUCH ME, WEIRDO!

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I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND.

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>> TAKE THAT! TASTE THE PAIN!

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>> Xavier: [ SCOFFS ]

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I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO

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DESPERATE TO FIND A FRIEND THAT

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HE'D BEAT UP AN ENEMY.

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MAKES ME SICK.

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[ GRUNTING ]

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>> HEY! THERE YOU ARE!

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YOU WERE RIGHT!

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I HAVE TO SHOW YOU A SECRET, BUT

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IT'S JUST BETWEEN US FRIENDS.

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>> Xavier: "FRIENDS"?!

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POOR GUY COMES CRAWLING BACK.

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>> CLIMATOLOGISTS HAVE YET TO

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FIND A WAY TO CONTROL WEATHER.

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YOU GAVE ME THE IDEA TO

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SYNTHESIZE WEATHER SYSTEMS ON A

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HUMAN SCALE.

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I CAN CREATE A WIND GUST,

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REGULATE TEMPERATURE, MOISTURE,

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AND PRESSURE IN A CONTROLLED

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ENVIRONMENT, UNTIL A PERFECT

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HURRICANE FORMS, BITE-SIZE, THAT

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TAKES ON ITS OWN FURIOUS

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MOMENTUM AND ITS PERPETUAL

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ENERGY CAN BE HARNESSED.

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>> Xavier: [ Thinking ]

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MR. LONELY CRAWLING BACK TO BE

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MY FRIEND -- KIND OF SAD.

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>> I CAN USE IT TO POWER MY TV.

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>> Xavier: HE'S SO FIXATED ON

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BEING FRIENDS.

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>> AND I HAVE FULL POWER OVER

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THEM.

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GO MAKE ME A GRINDER LUNCH.

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OF COURSE, SOMETIMES THEY GET

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UPPITY AND YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP

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THEM IN THEIR PLACE.

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HYAH!

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I'M PUTTING YOU OUT TO WORK THE

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FIELDS!

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>> Xavier: WHIPPITY-WHIPPITY

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WHOA!

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AND WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE

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WIND MONKEYS -- WIGGA-BOOS?

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>> WIGGERS.

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WHY, I CAUGHT THIS WIGGER

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STARING SAUCY AT MY MISTRESS.

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>> Xavier: YOU'VE TOTALLY BROKEN

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WIND.

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ENVIRON-YENTALISTS HAVE

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FINALLY GOT THEIR FINAL

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SOLUTION.

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>> THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE

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WORLD.

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I JUST NEED TO TELL SOCIETY

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ABOUT IT, AND SHEILA WILL COME

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BACK TO ME.

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>> Xavier: I WAS JUST TALKING TO

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SOCIETY EARLIER TODAY.

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I SHALL BRING SOCIETY HERE.

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>> FRIEND? FRIEND?

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>> Xavier: FRIEND!

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>> [ GASPS ] WHAT ARE YOU?

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OH!

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HIPPIES ARE MY CREEP-TONITE.

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I'M LOOKING FOR MY SLIMY CHUM.

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>> TAKE THAT! TASTE THE PAIN!

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[ DONKEY BRAYS ]

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>> Xavier: I ALMOST FORGOT.

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SNAKE HAND, I WANT TO SHOVE SO

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DEEP INSIDE YOU IT COMES OUT MY

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OTHER ARM.

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>> OH, THERE YOU ARE!

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LOOK WHAT I SCRATCHIT-ED.

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>> Xavier: YOU NEED TO COME.

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MY OTHER FRIEND YEARNS TO SHOW

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YOU THE HURRICANES HE'S CHAINED

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UP IN HIS LAB.

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>> SOCIETY YEARNS TO UN-MANACLE

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ALL SHACKLES.

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NOT ACTUAL SOCIETY.

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I MEAN ME, THE GUY NAMED

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"SOCIETY," NOT TH--

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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THIS NAME IS NOT WORKING OUT.

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IF YOU HELP ME FREE THOSE POOR

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HURRICANES, I'LL BE YOUR BEST

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FRIEND.

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>> Xavier: BEST FRIENDS?

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Mm. Pretend I can read.

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THAT'S TWO HIGHER THAN JUST

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FRIENDS -- DEAL!

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MEET ME AT THE LAB IN FIVE.

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OH, AND BRING A WINDBAG.

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♪ I'VE GOT A BEST FRIE-- ♪

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[ GRUNTING ]

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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BAD NEWS. YOUR SECRET GOT OUT.

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A COUPLE OF CREEPY LONERS -- ONE

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OF THEM'S ACTUALLY PRETTY

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COOL -- ARE PLANNING TO FREE

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YOUR WIND.

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BUT DON'T WORRY.

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I'LL GUARD YOUR HURRI-KLAN.

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I MEAN, IF YOU AGREE TO BE MY

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FULL-ON COMPADRE.

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>> SURE.

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I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN SO NICE.

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>> Xavier: JUST INITIAL HERE,

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AND I'LL GO STOP THEM.

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YOU'RE AHEAD SO FAR, BUT I

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THINK I CAN SQUEEZE SOME

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NEXT-LEVEL OUT OF THIS.

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I'VE BEEN THINKING, SNAKE HAND.

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I DON'T JUST WANT A HOT PHYSICAL

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RELATIONSHIP.

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I WANT TO HAVE YOUR HAND BABIES.

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THERE'S A PROBLEM-O.

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THEY'RE ON TO US.

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THEY MUST HAVE SOMEONE ON THE

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INSIDE.

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AND THE GUY THEY'VE GOT TO CATCH

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US -- HE'S A COOL GUY, SO I

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DON'T THINK I CAN GET INVOLVED

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IN THIS.

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>> ARE YOU SELLING OUT?

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>> Xavier: NO!

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BUT BEFORE I DIVE INTO THIS, I

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NEED TO KNOW IF YOU ARE SERIOUS

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ENOUGH TO COMMIT TO BEING MY

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BROMIGO.

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>> OF COURSE.

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>> Xavier: PULL ON THIS.

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WE'LL BE TOTALLY BRO-NOGOMOUS.

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NOW THAT WE'VE UNSHACKLED 'M,'

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LET'S SHOVE 'M' IN THE BAG 'N'

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GET 'M' TO THE CREEK OF

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FREED-'M.

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>> THAT'S THEM, OFFICERS.

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THEY RELEASED MY WIND.

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>> Xavier: UH-OH!

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NO PIGGY GONNA BUST THIS NUT.

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THE PRISON OF THE MIND, MOMMY.

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HEY, COMPADRE.

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THE SLIMY TURNCOAT JUST SLIPPED

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THROUGH MY FINGERS, BUT THAT'S

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THE OTHER CREEK CROOK.

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>> LET'S GO, WEIRDO.

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>> SHEILA!

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>> I'M A PATSY, AND I LOVE IT.

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>> MAN, IF YOU FOUND THAT OTHER

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GUY, WE'D BE TRIPLE-UBER

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BROMIGO-SABES DELUXE.

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>> Xavier: I THOUGHT THAT

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FRIENDULAR DESIGNATION WAS JUST

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A WONDERFUL FAIRY TALE.

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UH, I-I THINK HE'S RIGHT BEHIND

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HERE.

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HEY SNAKE HAND, I LIKE YOU A

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LITTLE BIT.

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I LIKE YOU A LITTLE MORE THAN

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THAT.

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THERE! I ALMOST GOT HIM!

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YOU ADMIT YOU DID IT?

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YES, I AM GUILTY.

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YOU ARE SO TOUGH AND COOL THAT

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YOU CAUGHT ME, FRIEND.

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TAKE HIM AWAY, OFFICERS.

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>> COME ON, WEIRDER-O!

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>> Xavier: NOW THAT WE'RE

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BROMIGO-SABES, WE'LL NEVER BE

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APART.

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NOTHING CAN EVER SEPARATE US.

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>> AAH!

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>> Xavier: DRED SCOTT!

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IT'S AN UPRISING.

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WE'VE GOT TO SUPPRESS

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REVOLUTIONARY MOVEMENTS.

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NOW IT'S DRILLING INTO THE

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GROUND!

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IT'S BORING!

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STUPID DONKEY.

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I'VE GOT TO TURN THIS PROBLEM

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INSIDE OUT, TO GET THE SNAKE

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CHARMER.

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HE OWES ME A FAVOR.

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HE WHO CONTROLS THE SNAKE OF

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SNAKES CONTROLS THE HURRICANE OF

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HURRICANES.

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THIS IS THE END RESULT OF ENERGY

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INDEPENDENCE.

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HE'S REVERSING THE TORNADO'S

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TIDE.

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IT'S WORKING!

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>> YES, IT IS, MY FRIEND.

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>> Xavier: I GUESS THERE IS A

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THIN LINE BETWEEN A FRIENDSHIP

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AND A FOE-BOAT.

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>> YOU HAVE LEARNED WELL, YOUNG

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ONE.

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>> Xavier: CHIEF!

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YOU DID ALL OF THIS JUST TO

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TEACH ME A LESSON?

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THAT'S TRUE FRIENDSHIP.

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COME HERE, FRIEND.

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HUH? PAPER?

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WIND, YOU'VE TURNED MY WORLD

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INSIDE OOT.

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AND THAT IS MY DARK NOTION.