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>> Xavier: THESE BYWAYS OF
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AMERICAN'T ARE CRUSTED CON
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CARNAGE, PAVED GRAVES THAT
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THOUGH CONNECT US, SO TOO TEAR
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US FROM NATURE'S CALL.
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I'M UP TO MY NOSTRILS IN
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NATURE'S CALL, ANKLE-DEEP IN
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CARCI.
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MOST FOLK ARE BLIND TO THE
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CORPSES THAT RIDDLE THE
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GENO-SIDE OF THE ROAD.
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I WAS TAUGHT TO RESPECT THE
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SACRIDITY OF EACH CREATURE, TO
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USE EVERY PART OF THE KILL.
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YOO-HOO!
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WHO HERE RECEIVES MEAT?
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OH! I HOPE IT'S YOU.
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>> UGH!
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CAN I HELP YOU TO NOT BE IN
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HERE?
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>> Xavier: YOU JUST STRUCK THE
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LOTTO D'BEEF.
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I CAN'T LET IT GO TO WASTE WHEN
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IT COULD GO TO POT.
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>> IF YOU'RE TRYING TO TALK YOUR
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WAY INTO THE BATHROOM, IT'S FOR
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CUSTOMERS ONLY.
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>> Xavier: ITS OWN JUICY FLESH
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IS THE GREATEST GIFT A BEAST CAN
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BESTOW.
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WE ARE NOURISHED BY ITS JUICY
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LIFE-FORCE.
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WE ABSORB THE COSMIC ENERGY OF
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ITS JUICY BEING.
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HERE.
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>> WE HAVE HIGHER MEAT
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STANDARDS.
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>> Xavier: YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE
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ORGANIC FREE-RANGE NAZIS, HUH?
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>> MUCH HIGHER.
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>> Xavier: WELL, HIGHER-EIL
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MEATLER.
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>> HERE EACH OF OUR LIVESTOCK IS
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ENSURED A FULL, REWARDING
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EXISTENCE, WAITED ON HAND AND
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HOOF, A PAMPERED LIFE FREE FROM
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ALL SUFFERING SO THAT ITS AURAL
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ENERGIES ARE KARMICALLY PURE.
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WE ALLOW EVERY BEAST THE FREEDOM
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TO MAKE ANY ALTERNATIVE
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LIFESTYLE CHOICE HE, SHE, OR
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HE/SHE DESIRES.
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ONLY AFTER IT DIES OF NATURAL
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CAUSES IN THE ARMS OF ITS LOVED
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ONES DO WE EVEN THINK ABOUT
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SERVING IT.
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OUR SENSITIVE CLIENTELE DEMANDS
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A DINING EXPERIENCE FREE FROM
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THE INFECTED, CANNIBALISTIC
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INSANITY OF MAD COW OR
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CRAZY RASCAL'S DISORDER.
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>> Xavier: THAT'S FASCINATING.
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ANYWAY, SO, CAN I USE YOUR
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BATHROOM OR NOT?
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>> I KNEW IT.
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TERRY, THROW THIS GUY OUTTA
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HERE!
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>> THOSE BIG SHOTS IN THERE IS
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LIKE, "LOOKY ME!
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I'M SPECIAL!
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I ATE SOMETHIN' FANCY!"
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>> WHAT I'M SAYIN' IS WE GOT TO
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LEGALIZE GLUE, MAN.
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IT'S GOT OTHER USES THAT AREN'T
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JUST MIND-EXPANDING, LIKE...
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WHOA!
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LOOK.
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THAT THING IS WEIRD, MAN.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
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THAT THING'S BEEN HERE FOR SIX
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MONTHS.
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ALL THIS POKING'S GIVING ME THE
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HUNGEES FOR THE FUNGEES.
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COME ON.
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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WATCH IT, FREAKBEAT!
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YOU SPILLED MY GLUE -- LIKE OUR
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SOCIETY, MAN.
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>> Xavier: WHY ARE YOU HUDDLED
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MESSES WRITHING IN VAGABONDAGE?
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OOH!
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>> THE FOUNDING FATHERS GREW
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GLUE ON THE BLUE ON OUR FLAG.
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HEY, WHO ARE YOU, MAN?
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>> Xavier: I AM HE WHO CAN'T BE
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BLIND TO THIS SQUALORA.
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AS LONG AS ONE MAN GOES HUNGRY,
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NO ONE SHOULD EAT UNTIL EVERYONE
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IS FULL.
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>> I KNOW!
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THE WAR ON GLUE IS A FAILURE OF
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A WASTE OF MONEY WITH A CAPITAL
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"T," AND THAT'S FOR FREEDOM!
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HEY, WHO ARE YOU, MAN?
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>> Xavier: THAT BROIL MEAT IS
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TREATED LIKE JUICY ROYALTY,
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WHILE YOU SAD ANIMALS ARE TROAT
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LIKE BEEF, STEWING IN YOUR OWN
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JUICY PANT GRAVY.
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I'VE JUST EPIPHANIZED A WAY TO
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MAKE YOUR WRETCHED LIFE LAP
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LUXURY IN THE LAP OF LIFE AND TO
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GET ME A NUMBER-ONE-WAY TICKET
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TO BLADDER'S BLADDER BLISS.
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JUST GOT TO GET AHOLD OF SOME
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PIGSKIN.
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THIS IS MY SHIMMERING LIFE
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PRIZE.
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ALL I MUST DO IS CREATE A
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DIVERSION.
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WHAT COULD DISTRACT PEOPLE WHO
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LOVE SPORTS?
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[ Echoing ] SPORTS? SPORTS?
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SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS!
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>> SPORTS?
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>> SPORTS?
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>> All: [ Chanting ] SPORTS!
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SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS!
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>> THIS GLUE ON MY SKIN IS LIKE
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MOTHER'S MILK IN THE EYE OF THE
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DIAMOND IN THE SEA OF THE...
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HEY, WHO PUT THIS TURD ON MY
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CAKE?
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>> Xavier: I'M EMPIGNATING YOU.
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ONCE WE GET IN THE RESTA-RANCH,
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JUST BEHAVE LIKE THE HOGS YOU
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ARE, AND YOU'LL BE RAVAGED BY
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LAVISHNESS AND I'LL GET URETHRAL
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RELIEF BY THE SKIN OF THESE
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BALLS.
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I'VE RETURNED TO EMPORK YOU.
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BROUGHT YOU SOME PIGS TO CODDLE,
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TOO.
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>> OH, THE PRECIOUS ANIMALS OF
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THE WORLD!
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>> Xavier: AND NOW CAN I
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SQUIRREL IT IN YOUR TURLET?
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>> MAKE IT QUICK.
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>> Xavier: BINGO-DOODLE-LOO!
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>> [ SLURPS ]
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>> [ SLURPS ]
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I'M FINALLY BEING TREATED
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LIKE A HUMAN.
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MAYBE NOW I CAN STOP HUFFING TO
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FORGET MY NIGHTMARES OF WAR.
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>> Xavier: ZIP IT.
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WHERE'S YOUR ASSOCIATE?
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SOOEY!
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HERE, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY!
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>> HE MOISTENED TO DEATH IN A
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TUB OF LOTION.
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THEY'RE SERVING HIM NOW.
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>> LOOKY ME!
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I'M SPECIAL!
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I ATE SOMETHIN' FANCY!
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>> MAD MADMEN'S DISEASE.
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WAS THAT TAINTED HOG?!
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>> Xavier: TAINT? HOG?
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IT'S MANNIBALISM.
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THEY'VE EATEN YOUR LITTLE BOOTY
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BUDDY.
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I MEAN, I ASSUME YOU TWO WERE,
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UH...ENH-UH! ENH-UH!
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>> NOTHING I LOVE STICKS WITH
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ME.
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I NEED A STRONGER ADHESIVE THAN
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GLUE TO HEAL MY WOUNDS.
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>> Xavier: CHIEF, I WANT TO
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LEARN EVERY STEP OF HEALING.
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>> YOUNG ONE, IN ORDER TO HEAL A
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WOUND, THERE MUST FIRST BE A
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WOUND.
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>> Xavier: AAH!
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>> A SORE IS A DOOR THROUGH
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WHICH THE SOURCE OF YOUR
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SUFFERING CAN ESCAPE.
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[ High-pitched voice ] I CAN
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TEACH YOU THAT PAIN IS ALL IN
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YOUR HEAD.
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>> Xavier: PLEASE! HURRY!
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[ CLANK! ]
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OHH!
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>> [ Normal voice ] NOW THE PAIN
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IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
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>> Xavier: I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU
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ON A 12-STEP JOURNEY OF A
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THOUSAND REHABILIMILES TO THE
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LAND OF YOU.
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FOR NOW, TO FACE YOUR FEARS, YOU
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FIRST MUST FACE THE FEAR OF YOUR
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FACE.
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LOOK AT WHAT'S BECOMING OF YE.
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>> THIS IS DUMB, MAN.
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WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR?
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[ CLANG! ]
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WHAT'S THAT, MAN?
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>> Xavier: THAT'S YOUR AURA.
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TUNE IN TO IT.
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>> I'M HURTING.
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WHO WANTS TO PARTY?
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>> WHAT'S AN AURA?
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>> Xavier: 'TIS THE LUMINOUS
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ECHO OF YOUR BRUTE PHYSICALIA,
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THE ULTIMATE ETHEREAL GLUE THAT
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ENTWINES THE EGO WITH THE
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UNIVERSAL FIELD OF
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CONSCIOUSNESS.
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>> ULTIMATE GLUE, MAN?
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I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT!
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>> WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN
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HERE?
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>> PURE, UNCUT AURA!
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THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF.
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YOU WANT A HIT?
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>> Xavier: PAIN IS NEVER THE
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FAULT OF THE FEELER.
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IT'S JUST THE FAULT OF ALL THE
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ACTIONS YOU CONSCIOUSLY CHOSE TO
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MAKE.
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>> WHY WOULD YOU BLAME THE
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VICTIM?!
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TAKE THAT!
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TASTE THE PAIN!
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>> Xavier: ALL OF YOUR ABUSE
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WON'T STOP ME FROM SAVING YOUR
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LIFE.
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WE ALL TOUGH-LOVE YOU, AND WE'RE
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HERE FOR YOU.
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THIS IS AN INNER-VENTION.
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YOU LIKE SUBTLE DISTINCTIONS?
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>> EVER SINCE YOU SAID YOU LOVED
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ME, THINGS HAVE GOTTEN REALLY
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WEIRD AROUND HERE.
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>> Xavier: I'LL HANDLE THIS.
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YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT ON
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YOUR OWN?!
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I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DIVE!
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>> I HATE YOU!
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>> Xavier: I GOT THIS COMPLETELY
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UNDER CONTROL.
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LITTLE LADY, AS LONG AS YOU LIVE
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UNDER MY BALLET STUDIO THAT WE
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JUST BROKE INTO, YOU LIVE UNDER
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MY RULES!
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>> YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
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YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SEE ME AGAIN!
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>> Xavier: GO ON.
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RUN AWAY.
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THOSE MEAN STREETS WILL EAT YOU
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OUT AND SPIT YOU UP AND DOWN
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ITS MOUTH.
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OOH!
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NOW GO -- RUN TO HER.
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SHE'S CRYING OUT FOR YOU.
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I SET HER UP.
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KNOCKERS DOWN.
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>> SHE LEFT ME, LIKE EVERYTHING
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I LOVE!
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I NEED STRONGER ADHESIVE.
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I CAN'T HANDLE BEING ABANDONED.
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>> Xavier: WELP, I'M GONNA TAKE
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OFF.
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BUT I'M NOT GOING TO REST UNTIL
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I FIND HER AND GET YOU TWO
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SOUL MATES BACK TOGETHER!
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I SHALL BE YOUR CUPID, ONLY THIS
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WINGED CHERUBIC ARCHER WON'T BE
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SO QUICK TO THE KILL.
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AND I DIDN'T REST, NOR DID I
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KILL.
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I SHADOWED HER WITH ALL MY
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MIGHT, KEPT HER IN MY SIGHTS
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LIKE RIGHTS ON WHITES, BIDING MY
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TIME, WAITING TO STRIKE LIKE A
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SALVATIONATING VIPER OF REVIVAL,
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BLANCHED IN THE VENOMOUS
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KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU CAN'T UN-CAT
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A TASTROPHE BEFORE IT BECOMES A
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CRISIS ANY MORE THAN YOU CAN
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HEAL A WOUND THAT ISN'T THERE OR
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SAVE A LIFE THAT IS ALIVE.
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I WATCHED HER GET INTO SOME BAD
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STUFF -- SMACK, CRIM-CRAM,
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JIMMINIES, DRUMBLES, AND SCI-FI.
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SHE HIT ROCK BOTTOM WHEN SHE LET
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STRANGERS ENTER HER FOR MONEY
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AND GAVE THEM HER AURAL
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PLEASURES TILL THEY HAD A
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SOULJACULATION, A SPIRITGASM IN
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HER CHASM.
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BEFORE LONG, SHE WAS TURNING
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TRICKS IN A BROTHEL FOR A PIMP,
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NAME OF PER SE.
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I DECIDED TO GO IN UNDERCOVER --
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DEEP UNDERCOVER -- DEEPER THAN
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THE DEPTHIOUSNESS OF
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DEEPINESS-NESS-NESS-NESS-NESS-
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NESS-NESS-NESS-NESS-NESS.
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YOU HER PIMP?
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>> I'M NOT A PIMP, PER SE, BUT I
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COULD GET YOU SOME, PER SE, IF
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YOU GIVE ME THAT FLY-ASS COAT.
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>> DO YOU WANT AURAL OR
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HAND-AURAL?
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[ GASPS ]
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HOW'D YOU FIND ME?!
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>> Xavier: GUESS AGAIN.
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I'VE COME TO BREAK YOU OUT OF
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HERE.
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YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY IN THIS
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RELIGIZ BIZSNIZ.
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>> I AM A STRONG, INDEPENDENT
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AURA!
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I'M IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE!
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AND I FEEL WHOLE WHEN SOMEONE'S
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INSIDE OF ME.
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>> Xavier: WELP, I GAVE IT MY
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BEST SHOT.
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AND SINCE YOU'RE SO LIBERALATED,
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I WOULDN'T MIND FEELING THAT
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"WHOLE" MYSELF.
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>> BUT YOU'RE, LIKE, MY FAMILY.
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YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
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>> Xavier: OH, SO YOU'LL BE
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QUITTING AFTER ALL?
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MISS CONCEITED HAS CONCEDED TO
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THE GRANDER WIZARD.
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>> FINE, I'LL DO IT.
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[ MOANING ]
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I CAN'T DO THIS!
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YOU'RE JUST TOO...
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[ RETCHES ]
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>> Xavier: COME ON.
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JUST FINISH ME OFF.
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IT'S ALL THE WAY UP TO MY NOSE,
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READY TO BLOW.
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I CAME IN FOR NUTTIN', AND I GOT
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NUTTIN' -- LIKE, I NEVER CAME.
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>> SORRY, BUT I HAVE MY
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STANDARDS.
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>> YOUR 2:00 SHEEP IS HERE.
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>> OKAY!
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WOOLSY WANTS A DONKEY PUNCH.
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AND NO CHITCHAT.
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>> Xavier: THIS IS UNNATURAL.
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WHAT'S THAT SORE ON YOUR SIDE?
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ARE YOU USING PROTECTION?
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>> I'M HER PROTECTION, NIGGA.
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>> Xavier: THIS MADNESS COULD
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LEAD TO CHAOS.
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>> A YOGI MUST LEARN TO MASTER
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CHAOS.
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A BUTTERFLY FLAPPING ITS WING TO
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THE EAST CAN CAUSE A TSUNAMI IN
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JAPAN.
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IF I FLAP ITS WINGS UPWARDS,
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GOOD THINGS HAPPEN.
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AND IF I MAKE TWO OF THEM
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KISS...
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>> Xavier: AAH!
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>> OF COURSE, SOME THINGS ARE
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TOTALLY BEYOND MY CONTROL.
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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>> Xavier: I AM THE ONLY THING
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STANDING BETWIXT THIS TOWN AND
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CHAOS.
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OH, NO!
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THE INFECTION IS ALREADY AFOOT,
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SPREADING LIKE A MOTHER'S LEGS
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ON FREE-PEANUT-BUTTER DAY.
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[ Voice amplified ] YOUR AURAS
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ARE BEING INFECTED WITH A
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SPIRITUALLY TRANSMITTED
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DISEASE!
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YOU HAVE SOUL SORES, CHAKRA
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CHANCRES, PSYCHE SCABS,
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LIFE-FORCE LESIONS!
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ACT NOW AND GET SOME SUPER
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GOO GU!
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[ Normal voice ] THE VERY STUFF
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OF YOUR COLLECTIVE SPIRITUAL
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REALITY IS BREAKING OUT!
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BE CAREFUL.
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A SORE IS A DOOR THROUGH WHICH
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THE SOURCE OF YOUR SUFFERING CAN
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ESCAPE.
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[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
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[ GUNFIRE, EXPLOSIONS ]
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>> LOOKY ME!
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>> Xavier: YOUR QUICK-FIX,
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FREE-RANGE CHICKENS OF SPIRITUAL
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CHAOS ARE COMING HOME TO
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ROOST-A-DOODLE -- WHOA!
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FRITTATA!
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THE SORE -- IT'S CLOSING UP
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AROUND THE TOWN!
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I'VE GOT ONE CHANCE TO LANCE
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THIS BOIL.
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A REAL PIMP WILL POP THIS
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PIMPLE.
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>> All: [ Chanting ] SPORTS!
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SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS!
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>> Xavier: IF ANY LADIES SEE ME
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SAVE THIS TOWN, I'M GOING TO BE
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KNEE-DEEP IN...
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PUS?!
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YOU PEOPLE HAVE FORGOTTEN THE
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TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS!
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IT'S ABOUT PLAYING TRIBUTE TO
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OUR PROUD VETERANS WHO FOUGHT
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AND DIED FOR OUR RIGHT TO DIE IN
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A FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
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THAT'S IT!
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>> VETERAN?
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I TRIED TO SIGN UP FOR WAR, BUT
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THEY SAID I WAS TOO CRAZY TO
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KILL.
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>> Xavier: WELL, THIS ALL
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STARTED WHEN YOU SEPARATED FROM
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YOUR AURA.
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YOU'VE GOT TO GET BACK.
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>> I SMOKED TOO MUCH CEMENT.
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>> Xavier: YOU'RE HARD AS A
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ROCK.
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I KNOW WHERE TO STICK YOU IN.
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[ SQUISH! ]
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>> [ SPEAKING BACKWARDS ]
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>> HO HO HO!
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I FEEL PURE AGAIN!
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AND AS MAYOR, I VOW TO ENSURE
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THAT OUR SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCES
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ARE SUBSTANTIVE!
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THANKS, XAVIER, WHEREVER YOU
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ARE!
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[ SPLAT! ]
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>> Xavier: YEP.
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GLAD I COULD HELP.
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MAKES ME FEEL SO FULFILLED, I
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JUST COULD -- OHH!
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THE BUTTERFLIES OF SPIRITUAL
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CHAOS ARE HATCHING!