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>> Xavier: [ Echoing ] WHAT IS
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THIS PLACE, AND WHO AM I?
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I DON'T REMEMBER MY NAME.
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ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT I DON'T
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KNOW MY NAME AND THAT I CAN'T
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REMEMBER IF I DO KNOW MY, UM,
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UH, I HAVE THE STRANGE FEELING
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THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN ALL OF THIS
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BEFORE.
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I FORGET IF I REMEMBER THAT
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THESE DOORS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
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HERE.
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I TRIED THE BLUE ONE.
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>> HURRY! TAKE THE GUN, MAN!
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>> Xavier: HUH?
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WHAT IS THIS FOR?
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>> COME ON!
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DID YOU FORGET EVERYTHING?!
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WE WENT OVER THIS!
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YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF SECURITY FOR
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THE MAYOR!
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>> Xavier: NO COMPADRE YOUR
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SPEEKY-SPANIOL.
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ENGLISH?
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>> THIS TOWN ELECTED A DONKEY
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MAYOR AS A SCATHING INDICTMENT
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OF OUR JACKASS POLITICAL SYSTEM,
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BUT THE POWERS THAT BE WANT HIM
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DEAD!
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'MEMBER?
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YOU'VE GOT TO PROTECT HIM.
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[ GUNSHOT, DONKEY BRAYS ]
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>> IT WAS HIM!
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I SAW HIM DO IT!
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WHY ELSE WOULD HE HAVE A GUN?!
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>> Xavier: HEE-HUH?
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[ GAVEL BANGS ]
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I SWEAR, I DIDN'T SHOOT THE
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MAYOR.
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>> YOU ARE NOT ON TRIAL FOR
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SHOOTING THE MAYOR.
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YOU ARE ON TRIAL FOR BEING ON
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TRIAL.
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>> Xavier: BUT I'M INNOCENT.
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>> BY PROCLAIMING YOUR
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INNOCENCE, IT PROVES YOU'RE ON
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TRIAL.
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WHAT SAY YOU, JURY?
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[ ALL BABBLING ]
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IT'S A JURY OF YOUR MENTAL
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PEERS.
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>> Xavier: WHAT SORT OF LAW IS
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THIS?
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>> LAWS? LAWS ARE ILLEGAL HERE!
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GUILTY!
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I SENTENCE THEE TO THREE
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GLIMPSES INTO YOUR OWN SOUL.
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>> Xavier: [ SCOFFS ]
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I COULD DO THAT WITH MY THIRD
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EYE TIED BEHIND MY BACK.
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>> VERY WELL. SEVEN GLIMPSES!
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>> Xavier: NO-O-O-O!
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>> AND AS YOUR NEW MAYOR, I
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DECLARE THE CONCERNS OF THIS
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TOWNSHIP SHALL NO LONGER BE
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DONKEY CONCERNS BUT SHALL BE
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HUMAN CONCERNS.
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AND I VOW TO PROTECT THE
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CHILDREN OF THIS TOWN FROM OUR
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LOCAL HUMAN-BABY RAPIST...
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AND A GAS-TAX HOLIDAY!
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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THANK YOU!
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> Xavier: I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN
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YOU.
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I KNOW WHAT YOUR BUTT DID TO
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THAT BOY!
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THIS MUST MEAN I SAVED A LIFE.
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I'M SOME SORT OF LIFE SAVIOR?
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WONDER WHERE'S MY REWARD.
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BINGO DOODLE ATTAINMENT OF MORE
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ENLIGHTENED LEVEL OF BEING!
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I HAVE GRADUATED TO THIS
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ADVANCED REALM.
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IT FEELS SO RIGHT.
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I'VE NEVER FELT MORE -- OH!
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>> [ CHOMPS ]
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>> Xavier: WHAT IS ALL THIS?
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A TEST?
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REVEAL YOUR INTENTIONS!
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SHOW EITHER YOUR FACE OR YOUR
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BODY -- OOH!
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>> SOON.
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>> Xavier: I DON'T HAVE TO STAND
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HERE AND TAKE LIP FROM THE
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LIPLESS.
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I'M LEAVING, LIKE A TREE MAKES.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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YOU CAN CONSUME MY DUST.
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DON'T LET MY ANUS MUDCAKE YOUR
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DOOR ON MY WAY OUT.
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YOU CAN FLUSH ME FROMST THE
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TOILETTE OF YOUR MIND, BECAUSE
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I'M PISSED-TORY.
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YOU CAN KISS AND LICK AND CARESS
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AND CODDLE AND SWALLOW MY SWEET
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ASS GOODBYE.
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AND TAKE YOUR TIME.
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I'LL BE HERE ALL DAY.
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FINE. I'LL RUB IT MYSELF.
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[ MAN SPEAKING BACKWARDS ]
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I'M TOO LATE.
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IF I'D ABETTED THIS POOR MEAT
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IN TIME, HE'D STILL BE A
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DELICIOUS MAN.
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HEALED?!
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IN THIS ODD DOMINION, DRIVING
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BACKWARDS OVER PEOPLE CAN MEND
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THEM.
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PEOPLE, HURRY!
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GET IN THE WAY!
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I'M COMMITTING VEHICULAR
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MAN-BURGER HELPER, AND IT TASTES
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LIKE PURE LIQUID RELIEF.
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BEST PART IS I'M HELPING THE
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EARTH, GETTING NEGATIVE-30 MILES
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TO THE GALLON.
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[ SIREN WAILING ]
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OH, THE COPS WANT TO HORN IN
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ON MY HEAL DEAL.
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I'LL LET 'EM CO-BASK IN MY
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REFLECTED GLORY.
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HUH.
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I SEEM TO HAVE BRUISES AND LUMPS
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ON MY FACE.
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FOUR WORDS, MEN.
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THANKS.
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COUNT 'EM 'N' WEEP.
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OOH, FREE SHRIMP.
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I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
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MY TUMMY HURTS.
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I'VE GOT TO HIT THE HEAD.
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IS IT THROUGH THERE?
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THIS ISN'T IT.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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SMELLS LIKE A REAL CREEP BEEN
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IN THIS ROOM.
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IS IT THROUGH HERE?
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I'LL JUST GO IN HERE.
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HEY!
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HEY!
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ANIMALS OUT THERE.
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SO THIS PLACE IS ALL RANDOM,
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HUH?
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OKAY, I'M GONNA GO IN...
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THAT DOOR.
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[ Echoing] OUT-RANDOMED.
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HUH.
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A LAND OF PRIMITIVE SIMPLETONS.
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I MUST BE HERE TO TUTOR THESE
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DARK DIM-DONGS.
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ATTENTION, PEOPLE.
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I SHALL SHINE MY RAYS O'
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ENLIGHTENMENT UNTO YOU, BRIGHTER
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THAN THE BIG GLOWING ORANGE
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THING -- THE, UH, WHATCHAMA--
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YOU KNOW, THE BIG, DUMB HOT BALL
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IN THE SKY.
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>> THIS FREAK INSULT SUN GOD.
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WE MUST SACRIFICE A VIRGIN.
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>> Xavier: IF THESE BE MY LAST
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WORDS, THEN I'D LIKE TO LEAVE
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THIS WORLD WITH ONE THOUGHT --
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ME NO WANNA DIE, MOMMY!
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[ WAILING ]
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>> WE NOW SACRIFICE THIS DEMON
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TO THE GREAT SUN GOD,
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QUETZECOITELAKALAKA--
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[ GAGGING ]
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>> THE GREAT SUN GOD'S NAME
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CANNOT BE SPOKEN, FOR IT IS
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PRONOUNCED QUETZECO-- [ GAGGING]
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>> UH, LET'S JUST CUT TO
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SACRIFICE.
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>> Xavier: UGH!
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PLEASE GET MY MOMMY SO I CAN
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TELL ON YOU!
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YOU CAN'T SHUFFLE OFF THIS
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MORTAL-GOYLE.
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GUESS MY DEATH WASN'T IN THE
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TAROT THREE CARDS, MONTY.
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ZUMA!
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THIS SAC-RI-FARCE IS NO WAY TO
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APPEASE THE DEI-DEES.
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LET'S GIVE THIS SADIS-DICK
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SUN GOD A TASTE OF HIS OWN
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META-META SIN, MAN.
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GO SUMMON HIM.
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[ FANFARE ]
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LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.
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>> [ PANTING ]
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>> Xavier: YOU PEOPLE HAVE
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ANGERED THE GODS!
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WHY?!
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BUT I HAVE AN IDEA.
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WE MUST SACRIFICE SOMEONE TO
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CUCKOLD AND PACIFY THIS
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MEXI-GLOBAL WAR, MANG.
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>> [ CHOMPS ]
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>> Xavier: I CAN'T BE A
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HYPO-GRIST.
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I'LL COMMIT SACRI-CIDE.
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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I BELIEVE I SAID "GOOD DAY,"
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WEIRD ROOM.
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[ LIGHT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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[ SQUISHING ]
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I KNEW IF I BODE MY TIME, I'D
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EVENTUALLY WIN MY WAY WITH YOU,
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LOVE.
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>> BUT I LOVED HIM.
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Xavier: IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA
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OF A JOKE, I'D LIKE TO BE
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SUBJECTED TO A TRAGEDY.
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
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>> DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
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>> YES.
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>> DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
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>> [ Crying ] YES.
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[ SHEEP BLEAT ]
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>> DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
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>> Xavier: THAT'S A COMPLICATED
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QUESTION.
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IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY
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"GOD."
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YOU SEE, I --
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>> YES OR NO!
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>> Xavier: IT HELPS NO ONE TO BE
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REDUCTIVE.
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I BELIEVE THAT THAT WE ARE HERE
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IMPLIES TO SOME DEGREE THAT
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THERE ARE FORCES LARGER THAN US.
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NOW, WE CAN GET INTO THE
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SEMANTICALITIES OF --
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>> YES OR NO!
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>> Xavier: THE VERY NOTION OF
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BELIEF ITSELF CAN BE
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RHETORICALLY WHITTLED TO THE
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BARE NUB OF ITS MEANING.
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I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU A LOT
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MORE ABOUT THIS.
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WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN
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READING SOME OF MY LITERATURE?
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>> NO!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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[ BEEP ]
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>> Xavier: SO, IT WAS ME ALL
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ALONG.
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NOW I UNDERSTAND WHAT'S
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HAPPENING IN HERE.
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I JUST NEED TO GO THROUGH THE
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BLACK DOOR.
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GOD HAS PUT ME THROUGH HIS
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REAMER, BUT I'VE COME OUT THE
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OTHER SIDE WITH HIS CALLING
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IN MY EAR.
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>> [ Crying ] THIS IS HOW
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STARVING PEOPLE CRY.
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>> Xavier: A CRYING LADY!
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I'LL HELP YOU. I'M A FEMINIST.
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I'LL MAKE SEXISM MY BITCH.
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SEXISM WILL BE LIKE...
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[ High-pitched voice ] "OOH,
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XAVIER, YOU'RE SO STRONG.
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KISSY, KISSY. YOU CAN HIT ME.
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I LIKE IT...
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[ Normal voice ] ROUGH"!
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>> HONEY, I FOUND A CORN
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NIBL-- HUH?
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HAVE YOU SEEN MY EX-WIFE?
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SHE WAS JUST HERE.
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>> Xavier: I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS
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AND A SNACK FOR YOU.
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HOW CAN I BREAK THIS EASY?
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>> DO I SMELL FOOD?
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>> Xavier: MOTHER!
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SURE! HELP YOURSELF!
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>> YOU'RE SO KIND.
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FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, I WANT
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TO GIVE YOU A HUG, SON.
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>> GO ON, GET YOUR HUG.
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FREE GRINDER.
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>> HEY, DON'T JUST TELL HIM TO
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TAKE THE HUG.
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TELL HIM TO KICK HER IN THE
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FACE, TOO.
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>> DON'T JUST TELL HIM TO KICK
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HER IN THE FACE!
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TELL HIM TO KICK LARRY IN THE
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FACE AS WELL!
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>> OKAY. I -- WAIT.
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WHO'S LARRY?
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>> LARRY'S THE FIRST DEMON.
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>> REALLY?
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I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS GUS.
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>> GUS?
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WHAT KIND OF NAME IS GUS?
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>> WELL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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>> MY NAME IS
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GOLDURN B. TAINTNONE -- AS IN
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'TAIN'T NONE OF YOUR GOLDURN
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BEESWAX! -- THE 3rd.
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>> WILL YOU GUYS QUIT DICKERING?
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[ Lisping ] LET US FOCUS ON
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GETTING THIS GRINDER.
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>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, EVERYONE?
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I ACTUALLY HAVE A GRINDER HE CAN
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HAVE.
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HERE.
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DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE.
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>> WHA?
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[ Lisping ] DON'T BEND IT ALL IN
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SOME SPACE.
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>> WHA?
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DON'T SPIT IN OLIVER'S FACE.
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>> WHA?
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BONES LEND ITALIANS YOUR WASTE.
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>> WHA?
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TELEPHONE GAME'S A DISGRACE.
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>> WHA?
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CHICKA-BA GOOM WAP MACE.
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>> WHA?
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DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE.
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>> Xavier: WHAT?
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HOW DID THAT GET THERE?
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HUH.
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I'D LOVE TO HUG YOU, MOTHER.
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>> [ Whispering ] RIGHT INTO MY
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PLAN.
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>> ♪ SLIPPYTOWN VILLIAGE CHILI
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SLIDE PARK, YEAH ♪
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>> FLUME THROUGH THE
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LOOP-DE-LEGUME CON CARNE AND
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CHILL IN OUR SCALDING
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THREE-ALARM KIDDIE POOL!
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>> I BEAN SLIDIN' DOWN THE
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BEEF PIPE ALL DAY!
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>> YOU'LL JALAPEÑO PANTS.
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>> Xavier: I'VE GOT NOTHING TO
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ADD TO THAT.
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
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THAT DIDN'T WORK.
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I'M NOT MOVING UNTIL YOU TELL ME
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WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT!
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[ CLANKING ]
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SIR, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ALL
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OF THIS STOP?
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>> HURRY! TAKE THE GUN!
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YOU'VE GOT TO PROTECT THE MAYOR!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> Xavier: ONLY ONE DOOR LEFT TO
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TRY.
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ITS ALWAYS THE LAST DOOR HOLDS
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THY DEEPEST REWARD.
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I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH
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DOLLIES, MOMMY.
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I WANT TO RAMBLE THE WORLD TO
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HELP FOLKS.
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>> [ CRYING ]
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>> Xavier: WHAT'S WRONG, LITTLE
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GIRL?
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>> I CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN 'CAUSE
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I'M GAY.
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>> Xavier: I'LL SMUGGLE YOU TO
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HEAVEN VIA THE UNDER-BROWN
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MALE-ROAD.
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ONCE I SHOVE YOU UP THIS
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TROJAN ARSE, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST
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GAY HOMO IN HEAVEN.
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>> UGH!
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>> Xavier: THE BLACKY ROBINSON
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UNCLE-TOM CRUSOE-MO!
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>> YAHOO! YAY!
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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>> INTRUDER ALERT!
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THERE HAS BEEN A BREACH IN THE
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SYSTEM!
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HEAVEN WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN
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10 SECONDS IF THE INTRUDER DOES
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NOT REVEAL THEMSELVES.
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10...9...
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>> OKAY, IT'S ME.
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>> YOU HAVE SACRIFICED YOURSELF
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FOR THE GOOD OF THE WHOLE.
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YOU ARE THE NEW MESSIAH.
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WHAT WILL BE YOUR FIRST ACT AS
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MESSIAH?
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>> MY FIRST ACT IS TO DROP THE
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ACT!
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NOW LET ME GET SOME WHITE WOMEN
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FOR THE FIRST BLACK MAN IN
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HEAVEN!
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>> Xavier: I GIVE UP.
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I LAY MY QUEEN DOWN AND
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SORE-END HER.
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I CONCEDE.
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>> TRY OPENING ALL THE DOORS AT
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ONCE.
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>> Xavier: [ Echoing ] YES.
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OVERLOAD THE SYSTEM!
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>> WE...
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>> ARE...
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>> ALL...
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>> JUST...
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>> PLAY...
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>> ERS...
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>> IN...
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>> THE...
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>> GAME...
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>> OF...
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>> LIFE!
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[ THUD ]
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>> CONGRATULATIONS.
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YOU MAY NOW BEGIN TO PLAY THE
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GAME.
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>> Xavier: [ Echoing ] OF LIFE.
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[ APPLAUSE ]