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>> OH, YEAH, YOU LOVE EATING

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THAT KETCHUP.

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YOU JUST KEEP EATING THAT ALL

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DAY LONG UNTIL YOU GONNA DIE.

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OH, YEAH.

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EAT THAT KETCHUP NICE AND GOOD.

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OH, YEAH. CLOSE-UP.

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[ DOG LAPPING ]

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[ LAUGHS ]

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LOOK AT THAT DOG.

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[ Grunting ] OH, YEAH! KETCHUP!

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>> SOON.

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>> Xavier: WHAT IS THIS PLACE,

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AND WHO AM I?

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I DON'T REMEMBER MY NAME.

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ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT I DON'T

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KNOW MY NAME AND THAT I CAN'T

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REMEMBER IF I DO KNOW MY -- UM,

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UH...I HAVE THE STRANGE FEELING

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THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN ALL OF THIS

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BEFORE.

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I FORGET IF I REMEMBER THAT

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THESE DOORS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN

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HERE.

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I TRIED THE BLUE ONE.

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[ KNOCK! KNOCK! ]

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EXCUSE ME, MISS.

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I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY WAY.

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COULD YOU POINT ME IN THE RIGHT

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DIRECTION?

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>> WELL, SHOOT, STRANGER.

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MY POINTIN' DAYS ARE LONG GONE,

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WHAT WITH THESE PROSTHETIC LIMBS

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AND ALL.

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>> Xavier: WHAT THE HELL?!

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WHO TRANSFORMED YOUR FORM,

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MESSED WITH YOUR TEMPLE, ALTERED

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YOUR ALTAR, MODIED YOUR BODY?

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>> WHY, DR. BRUCE BLESSED ME

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WITH MY NEW HANDS.

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HE DOES ALL SORTS OF SURGERIES,

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BUT HE SPECIALIZES IN HAND JOBS.

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PRIOR TO THIS, I WAS JUST A

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MISFIT, A NOBODY.

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>> Xavier: WELL, BEING A NUBBY

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NOBODY IS BETTER THAN BEING A

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STUBBY SOMEBODY.

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>> I'M VERY GRATEFUL FOR THESE

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HANDS, BUT THEY'RE PREVENTING ME

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FROM GETTING SILLY-OLD WHISKERS

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DOWN FROM THAT TREE.

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[ WHISKERS BARKS ]

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>> Xavier: THE REASON I WAS PUT

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ON THIS EARTH WAS TO HELP FREAKS

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WITH WEIRD HANDS LIKE YOU.

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NOW, STAND BACK WHILST I RESCUE

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YOUR PET.

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HMM, THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO

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BESIDES LET NATURE TAKE ITS

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COURSE.

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I KNOW -- I'LL USE NATURE TO

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RESCUE YOUR PET.

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NOTHING'S MORE NATURAL THAN...

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[ Echoing ] FIRE!

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[ LIGHTER SPARKS ]

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>> OH, NO, MY DOG!

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[ Crying ] WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!

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>> Xavier: STAND BACK, MAN.

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IT ISN'T RIGHT TO MESS WITH

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NATURE.

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OOH, AND I'M COMING TO, PALMING

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SOME BIG SMOKING BEAVE.

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NEED TO DIP MY MEAT INTO

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SOMETHING SAUCY.

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DOG DOWN, CATCH UP.

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>> SAUSAGE MILK.

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[ GROWLS ]

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DON'T GET DUMPED, GET PUMPED!

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[ CREAK! ]

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EAT SAUSAGE!

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>> Xavier: MY PRESENTATION IS

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ABOUT MEERKATS.

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MEERKATS ARE CARNIVORES.

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MEERKATS ARE FROM FRANCE.

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[ JINGLING ]

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MEERKATS HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS,

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BFFs.

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MEERKATS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR

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300 YEARS.

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>> SAUSAGE MILK.

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>> Xavier: MEERKATS WET THEIR

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BED, BUT THAT'S NORMAL.

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[ MEERKAT CHITTERING ]

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>> SAUSAGE MILK.

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EAT SAUSAGE.

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>> Xavier: AND THAT'S WHY THE

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MEERKAT IS THE GREATEST CAT IN

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THE WORLD.

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[ GROANS ]

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>> KETCHUP!

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>> Xavier: I DON'T FEEL MYSELF

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TODAY.

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THAT MEANS SOMEONE ELSE IS

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FEELING ME.

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OOH!

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[ Skipping ] SELF FEEL NICE.

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OOH!

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SELF.

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>> SELF DOESN'T EXIST.

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WITH AN "H," IT BECOMES h-self.

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I'LL JUST PLACE THAT THOUGHT ON

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THE h-sHelf UNDER CEREMONY.

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>> Xavier: [ Robot voice ]

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FRITTATA.

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[ DOG LAPPING ]

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>> IS SELF A DELUSION BROUGHT ON

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BY THE AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATIONS

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OF THE OBDURATE SOUL KEEPER?

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>> IF I DON'T EAT, I'M GONNA

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DIE.

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>> THEN I WILL SPILL OUT THE

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SEEDS OF MY BONE, AND YOU CAN

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EAT ON THOSE.

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THEN YOU WILL BE THE BONEE, AND

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I WILL BE YOUR BONE--

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>> ER!

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>> I AM A FIFTH-CLASS

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SELF-INVERTER.

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BEHOLD AS THE SELF EMERGES INTO

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h-self.

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YOU CAN EAT ON THOSE, EAT ON

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THOSE.

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>> MAYBE I CAN GIVE YOU

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SOMETHING IN RETURN.

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>> YOU MEAN LIKE YOUR COOTIES,

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SPAZ?

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>> I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THE

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FOOD.

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>> AND ALL YOU MANAGED TO SHARE

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WAS YOUR 'TUDE.

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'TUDE, 'TUDE, 'TUDE, 'TUDE,

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'TUDE, 'TUDE, 'TUDE, 'TUDE,

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'TUDE, 'TUDE, 'TUDE, 'TUDE.

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>> SELF.

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SELF.

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SELF.

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>> ♪ WHEN YOU SLAUGHTER PIG,

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IT DREAMS OF YOU ♪

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♪ ITS BABIES CRY ♪

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>> SOOEY!

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>> SIGH.

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>> THIS GUY NEEDS TO GET LAID.

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[ DOOR CREAKS ]

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>> HI, UM, CAN YOU HEAR ME IN

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THERE?

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CAN BARELY SEE YOU, MAKE YOU

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OUT.

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IT'S DARKER THAN THE INSIDE OF A

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COW OUT THERE.

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>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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>> DO YOU KNOW WHO S--

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JOE SMITH IS?

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HE MET WITH THE DYNAMIC DUO OF

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ANGELS...IN THE FOREST.

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[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]

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[ COUGHS ]

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OH!

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[ HOWLS ]

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>> AND A STONE THAT ROLLS

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GATHERS NO MOSS INTO THE BUXOM

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BOSOMS...

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>> OH, YEAH.

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EAT THAT KETCHUP NICE AND GOOD.

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[ DISTORTED TALKING ]

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>> [ GROWLING ]

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>> YOU LOVE EATING THAT KETCHUP.

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>> FROM STONE TO ROCK TO MUD TO

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STONE.

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[ HONK! ]

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>> Xavier: THIS IS A BALD-FACED

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CASE OF DéJà "SHAVE MY

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VA-JAY-JAY" VU, VU!

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[ DISTORTED TALKING ]

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[ HONKING ]

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>> KEEP EATING.

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KEEP EATING, GIRL.

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>> EAT THAT KETCHUP NICE AND

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GOOD.

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YOU LOVE EATING THAT KETCHUP.

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KEEP EATING.

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KEEP EATING.

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[ CHOMP! ]

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>> OH, YEAH.

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EAT THAT KETCHUP NICE AND GOOD.

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>> WELL, HISS, HISS, YOU IN

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THERE.

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>> Xavier: ART BORN FROM THE

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WOMB OF NECESSITY, OR ART THOU

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THE MIRROR HELD BENEATH THE

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CROTCH OF LIFE?

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>> YOU PERVERT!

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>> Xavier: LET'S SEE WHAT WE

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GOT.

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[ REWINDING ]

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AAH!

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THAT'S PRETTY TIGHT.

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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

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>> HELLO.

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>> [ GROANS ]

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>> HEY, CHAKA.

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LONG TIME, NO BLOW.

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>> [ HONKS ]

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>> YEAH, I'D LOVE TO HUNG OUT

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THIS WEEKEND, BUT I'M GOING

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AUNTIQUE SHOPPING WITH MY WIFE.

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>> [ HONKS ]

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>> MAYBE NEXT TIME.

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>> OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU AT CHURCH.

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[ Dial tone ]

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[ DINGING ]

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>> OY! OY!

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OY! OY! OY!

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>> LIFE.

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>> Xavier: WHY?

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[ BOING! ]

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>> CUT IT OUT, JACKASS!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ]

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>> Xavier: HEE-HAW!

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[ CHILD LAUGHS ]

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[ Distorted ] I'VE BEEN RUNNING

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FOR SO LONG.

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IT'S AS IF THE BACKGROUND WAS

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REPEATING.

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I MIGHT AS WELL BE ON A

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TREADMILL...OF LIFE.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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I'M HUNGRY.

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AND I MIGHT HAVE CRAPPED THE

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DONKEY SUIT.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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WHAT IS THIS CRAP?

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FOOD.

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[ CRE-E-E-E-EAK! ]

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[ CHOMP! ]

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TO BE SELF-CONSUMED, SOMETIMES

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ONE MUST CONSUME ONE'S SELF.

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[ SLURPING ]

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IF I COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN,

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I WOULD DO EXACTLY THE SAME

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THING.

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[ APPLAUSE ]

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>> EAT THAT KETCHUP NICE AND

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GOOD.

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>> ♪ IT'S A LONG, HARD DUSTY

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ROAD ♪

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♪ YOU'LL JOURNEY ON THROUGH A

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WORLD YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN ♪

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♪ ONLY TIME WILL TELL YOU IF OR

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NOT IF YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN IN

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VAIN ♪

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>> ♪ EACH MORNING SUNRISE BRINGS

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QUESTION AND QUERY ♪

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♪ EACH SUNSET BRINGS YOU

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CATTLE ♪

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♪ ALWAYS YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR ♪

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♪ WHAT, YOU'RE NOT EVEN SURE ♪

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♪ MELTING AWAY LIKE AN ICICLE ON

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FI-I-I-I-I-I-RE ♪

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♪ OH ♪