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>> Xavier: "MOM" SPELLED

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BACKWARDS IS "WOW."

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AND "WOW" SPELLED BACKWARDS

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IS -- WOE IS ME, THAT I CAN'T

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SEEM TO FIND MY MOM.

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BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME CRYING

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ABOUT IT.

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I WON'T CRY.

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IT'S MIND OVER...

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[ Sobbing ] MOMMY!

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I DIDN'T JUST CRY.

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DENIAL IS NOT JUST AN OCEAN OF

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AFRICANIZED TEARS.

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I SWORE I'D RAMBLE AND TRAVERSE

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A CONTINENT TILL I FOUND MY

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MOTHER.

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BUT I'VE REACHED LAND'S END.

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[ Echoing ] END...END...END.

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PROVIDENCE, WHERE NOW IS MINE

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PURPLE...

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>> THANKS FOR GIVING ME MY FIRST

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JOB, MR. EDDIE.

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I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

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15 CENTS OFF TUNA-SAFE DOLPHIN

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TACOS!

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OW!

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>> Xavier: OH, NO -- THE WAILING

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OF A DOLPHIN!

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THIS CREATURE'S BEEN BEACHERED.

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I'VE GOT TO FREE THIS WILY WILLY

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AND TOSS HIM OFF.

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DON'T WORRY, EVERYONE.

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I SPEAK DYING DOLPHIN.

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UH...

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CHONG, CHONG, DISH NO WAH WAH

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DONG DONG?

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DOLPHIN'S BEST BE THE MIND STAND

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OF THE BRINY GULF, BUT YOU'RE

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NOT THE SHARPEST PUDDING IN THE

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FANNY PACK.

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I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.

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BE FREE AND BE ME BY SWIMMING

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BACK TO YOUR MOMMY.

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[ ZAP! ]

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>> SOMETHING FEELS ABNORMAL WITH

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THE BABY INSIDE ME.

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>> WE CAN'T ABORT IT THIS LATE

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IN THE PREGNANCY.

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THE MOST WE COULD DO IS TORTURE

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IT A BIT.

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>> LET'S TRY THAT.

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>> DAMN IT, McGULTRY, YOU'RE

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FIRED.

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>> HOW AM I GONNA TELL MY MOM I

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GOT FIRED?

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>> Xavier: PORPOISEOID!

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I DIDN'T SAVE THAT DOLL FISH

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JUST TO SEE A MURDERIZER DRAG

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ITS POOR ARCTIC CORPSE THROUGH

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THE STREETS.

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IF YOU'RE GOING TO SLAY AN

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ANIMAL, YOU HAD BETTER BE

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PREPARED TO EAT THE WHOLE THING.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU?

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>> Xavier: I'M DR. DO-A-LOT-LE.

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I LIVE MY LIFE ON FLY-FINGERS

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PRINCIPLE.

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I WOULDN'T RAISE A FINGER TO

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HURT A FLY.

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BUT IF YOU DON'T BONE APPETITE,

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THESE FLY FINGERS WILL MAKE YOU

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GO ON A SEAFOOD DIET.

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>> OKAY, JUST DON'T HURT ME.

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[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]

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THE CRUSHING PAIN OF LIFE WILL

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BE OVER SOON.

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>> Xavier: I TOLD YOU, IF YOU'RE

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GOING TO KILL SOMETHING, YOU'D

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BETTER EAT IT.

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NOW CHOW DOWN, OR I'LL BREAK MY

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VOW OF NONVIOLENCE AGAINST YOUR

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FACE.

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>> LET ME OUT!

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LET ME OUT!

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[ SCREAMING ]

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>> YEAH, OF COURSE, A FURRY

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CREATURE BACK IN THE SHIMMERING

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OBJECT.

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YOU JUST NEED SOME REST, OKAY?

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>> YOU'LL CURE MY BRAIN?

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I NEVER WANT TO SEE THOSE

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VISIONS AGAIN.

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>> WE'LL TAKE YOU TO A NICE

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PLACE.

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THEY GOT A MAN CAME IN BELIEVING

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HE'S A HORSE, AND THEY'VE

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ALREADY WORKED HIM DOWN TO

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THINKING HE'S JUST A GOOSE.

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THEY GOT A GUY WHO THINKS HE'S

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SOME PEPPER, AND THEY PAY A

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FELLA TO STAND NEXT TO HIM AND

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SNEEZE.

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THEY EVEN GOT A WOMAN WHO THINKS

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SHE GAVE BIRTH TO AN IT --

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STRANGE OLD SLUT.

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>> Xavier: MOMMY.

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>> THEY GOT A BOY WHO WAS RAISED

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BY A CRICKET AND A CRICKET THAT

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WAS RAISED BY A TICK.

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THEY GOT A DENTAL TRANNY -- MAN

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WITH THE CHOPPERS OF A LADY --

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CALL HIM THE TOOTH FAIRY.

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BOY, HIS MOUTH IS SO SOFT.

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>> WELCOME.

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I'M NOT YOUR MAID, AND I'M NOT

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YOUR MOM.

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WE USE ONLY POSITIVE

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REINFORCEMENT HERE.

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IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, WE HIT YOU

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WITH THE PROD.

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IF YOU REFUSE TO EAT, WE INSERT

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A FEEDING TUBE.

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IF YOU EAT THE FEEDING TUBE, WE

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HIT YOU WITH THE PROD.

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IF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PROD,

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WE HIT YOU WITH THE PROD.

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IF YOU REFUSE TO TAKE YOUR MEDS

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ORALLY, YOU'LL BE FED YOUR MOUTH

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RECTALLY.

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HERE'S THE FUN-HOUSE MIRRORS FOR

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THE ANOREXIC.

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THESE ARE THE PATIENTS WHO THINK

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THEY'RE --

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THEY'RE SELF-BLURRING.

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THE NYMPH WHORE, CUTTERS,

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GREASERS, ROCKERS, MODS, DAGOS,

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WOPS.

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THIS IS THE REVERSE-PSYCHOLOGY

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WING.

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HEY, GET DOWN FROM THERE!

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>> I THINK MY HALLUCINATION

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SNUCK INTO THE HOSPITAL!

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>> HARRY, FIRE UP THE

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LOBOTOMIZER!

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>> Xavier: NOW TO SNEAKISHLY

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SEARCH EACH NOOK AND CRANNY FOR

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MY MAMMY.

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YOO-HOO!

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CRANNY!

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>> THIS AREA'S FOR PATIENTS

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ONLY.

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CAN I HELP YOU?

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>> Xavier: I'M HERE TO, UH,

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CHECK MYSELF IN, YEAH.

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I SUSPECT I'M CRAZY, WITH A

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CAPITAL AND SIDEWAYS "Z" THAT'S

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ALSO FLIPPED UPSIDE-DOWN,

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INTERESTINGLY.

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>> THAT WOULD MAKE YOU...CRANY?

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>> Xavier: DAMN IT, HE SEES

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RIGHT THROUGH ME.

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HE CAN TELL I'M SANE.

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GOT TO HOODINK THIS WINK INTO

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THINKING I'M KING CRAZYTHINK.

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IT'LL TAKE SOME MENTAL ELBOW

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GREASE, BUT NO PAIN-ITY, NO

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INSANITY.

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>> WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

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>> FRITTATA, I'M IN.

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HE'S BUYING IT, HELEN.

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NO ONE!

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WHY WOULD I BE TALKING TO

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SOMEONE?

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I'M TOO -- TOO --

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[ CUCKOO! ]

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[ MEOW! ]

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[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]

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HANG ON.

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JUST GOT TO PULL THE CHOKE HERE.

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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

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THERE WE GO.

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YEP, CONVERTIBLE -- JEALOUS?

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>> FASCINATING.

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SUBJECT TO BEGIN THE EVALUATION

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PROCESS.

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LOOK AT THIS INK BLOT, AND TELL

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ME WHAT YOU SEE.

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GO WITH IT.

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DON'T HOLD BACK.

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ABSORB YOURSELF INTO IT.

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>> Xavier: GET AWAY, YOU

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SICKENING INKLING.

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>> I DON'T HAVE TO BE AN EVIL

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DEMON.

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I AM WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE TO SEE

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ME AS.

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>> Xavier: OH, YEAH?

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WHAT IF I WANT YOU TO BE MY

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BIKE?

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OH, WHEE!

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WHAT ABOUT A PONY?

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YAHOO!

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A BIKE FOR THE PONY?

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I WANT SOME ICE CREAM.

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HEY, PONY, CAN I BORROW A COUPLE

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OF BUCKS?

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NO?

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BROKE-ASS PONY.

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I WANT YOU SHOULD BE A PONY,

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ONLY THIS PONY HAS A COUPLE OF

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SPARE BUCKS.

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I'LL TAKE THAT.

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NOW, WHERE'S THE ICE-CREAM

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STORE?

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>> I CAN JUST BECOME ICE CREAM,

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IF YOU WANT.

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YOU NEEDN'T COMPLICATE THIS.

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>> Xavier: I DON'T NEED YOUR

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CHARITY.

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>> HERE, JUST TAKE THE ICE

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CREAM.

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>> Xavier: WAIT, IS THIS SOME

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KIND OF A TRAP?

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ONLY ONE YUMMY WAY TO FIND OUT.

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YUMMY SHRIMP.

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BRAIN FREEZE!

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THIS NOTION NOSH IS GONNA GO

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RIGHT TO MY MENTAL HIPS.

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>> WHAT ELSE IS HAPPENING THERE?

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GO DEEPER.

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>> Xavier: HEY, MUCHACHO, WHERE

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DID YOU DO TO MY ICE CREAM,

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CHACHI?

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>> I AM YOUR ICE CREAM.

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BUT IT'S REALLY JUST YOU.

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>> Xavier: MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

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FIRST YOU SAY I'M SCREAM, THEN

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YOU'M SCREAM.

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WHAT, WE ALL'M SCREAM?

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YOU'RE NOT THE CRISPIEST MEAT

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HAT IN CHICAN, DO YOU?

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>> IF YOU'RE CALLING ME STUPID,

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YOU'RE JUST CALLING YOURSELF

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STUPID.

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>> Xavier: WELL, I'M RUBBER AND

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YOU'RE RUBBER CEMENT.

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ANYTHING YOU SAY STICKS AND

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STONES, DUMB BONES.

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>> I'M JUST A PROJECTION OF YOUR

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FEELINGS.

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>> Xavier: YEAH, PUT IT ALL ON

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ME.

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SOMEONE'S IN DENIAL.

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>> WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT

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UP?!

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

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HE DRIVES UP THE -- I THINK I'M

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REALLY LOSING IT.

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>> MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.

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WHAT DO YOU SEE ON THIS CARD?

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>> [ SCREAMING ]

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>> Xavier: SHE MUST BE AROUND

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HERE.

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MY MOM-DAR IS THROBBING

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WHITE-HOT.

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UNHAND THAT NUT BAG.

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>> HEY, THIS IS JUST THE FRINGE

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BENEFLEX OF THE JOB.

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IT'S NO BIG WHOOP.

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I WAS JUST GIVING HER THE

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BIG-WHOOP CURE, THE OLD

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SHOCK-AND-AWE THERAPY.

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YOU GET IT, WITH THE --

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>> Xavier: THIS IS NO WAY TO

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CURE PEOPLE.

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I'VE TRIED CURING THE DEAD THAT

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WAY, AND IT ONLY LEADS TO

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HEARTBREAK.

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>> HEY, DON'T WORRY.

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YOU KNOW, IF I KNOCK HER UP,

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I'LL GIVE HER A UTERUS LOBOTOMY,

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THE OLD BRAIN BUSHING, YOU

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KNOW?

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IT'S HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.

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>> Xavier: ARE YOU OKAY, RANDOM

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LADY?

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MOMMY!

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[ BABY GIGGLES ]

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MOTHER, I'VE FOUND YOU.

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DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?

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>> DON'T BOTHER.

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SHE DON'T TALK AT ALL, THANK

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GOD.

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WON'T EVEN OPEN HER MOUTH.

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BELIEVE ME, I TRIED.

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AIN'T SAID A WORD SINCE THAT

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LOBOTOMY CUT OUT ALL THE

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THINGAMAJIGS THAT WAS TORMENTING

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HER.

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I LIKE HER JUGS -- DIBS.

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>> Xavier: I'VE GOT TO GET THAT

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PART OF HER BRAIN BACK IN HER

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HEAD SO SHE REMEMBERS ME.

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WHERE DO THEY DISCARD THE

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MEDICAL WASTE?

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>> YEAH, I DON'T GOT TIME TO

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CHITCHAT, OKAY?

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THE BOSS SAYS I GOT TO GIVE THE

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COITAL CURE TO THIS WHOLE WING

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BEFORE LUNCH.

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I'M COMING, BOSS.

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I'M COMING.

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>> Xavier: OH, SO MANY.

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LET'S TRY -- I DON'T KNOW --

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THIS ONE.

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>> CELLOPHANE GRAPE SHIELDS

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SLITS THROATS AND --

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>> Xavier: NOPE.

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>> [ SCREAMS ]

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>> Xavier: NOPE.

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>> HEY, PA, I FORGOT HOW PIZZA

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WORKS.

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>> Xavier: DUMB WOP.

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COULD HAVE USED A GOOMBOTOMY.

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>> GOAL!

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>> Xavier: DAMN IT, I HAD MONEY

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ON THAT GAME.

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[ ROOSTER CROWS ]

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>> Xavier: OH, CHICKEN. YUM.

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>> I THINK MY HALLUCINATION

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SNUCK INTO THE --

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>> Xavier: THAT FELLA'S NUTTIER

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THAN MY PANTS AT A COFFIN SALE.

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>> [ As Xavier ] HOW'D THAT GET

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IN THERE?

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>> Xavier: THAT'S BETTER.

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I'VE GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT

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THIS ONE.

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>> SON, HOW'D YOU FIND ME?

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>> Xavier: MOM, IT WORKED!

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>> I FAKED MY DEATH TO GET AWAY

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FROM YOU.

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I HATE YOU!

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>> Xavier: YOU CAN SAY THAT,

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MOMMY, BUT DON'T MEAN IT.

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>> I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU

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AGAIN.

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AAH!

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>> Xavier: [ GASPS ]

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>> SAY, BIG MAN.

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I'VE HAD EVERY OTHER FREAK IN

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HERE.

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LET ME GIVE YOU THE COITAL CURE.

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COME ON, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED

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A LITTLE...

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[ BOING! ]

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[ HONK! HONK! ]

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[ WHISTLE! ]

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>> Xavier: YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU

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WERE MY FIRST, NOT COUNTING

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RAPE.

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YOU WERE SO HUGE.

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>> CONGRATULATIONS.

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MOTHER AND SON IN CARNAL

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EMBRACE -- THIS WILL PUT ME ON

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THE MAP.

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>> Xavier: BUT MY MOTHER IS --

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>> I'M AFRAID YOU ARE MISTAKEN.

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YOU SEE, NURSE ESCHER CAME HERE

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YEARS AGO AS A PATIENT, ESCAPING

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THE TURMOIL OF HER BESTIAL

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CHILD.

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AFTER HER LOBOTOMY, I LEFT THE

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BRAIN REMAINS IN THE BIO-WASTE

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ROOM.

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>> I WAS YOUR PATIENT?

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>> MY FINEST, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO

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HUGE.

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LOOK FOR YOURSELF.

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>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS A YOGURT

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STAIN.

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I SLEPT WITH MY SON?!

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>> Xavier: I SEXED OFF WITH MY

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MOMMY?

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>> I'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY --

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FIRST SCIENTIST TO PROVE THAT

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LOBOTOMY REMOVES OEDIPAL TABOO.

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GO ON, REACT.

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>> Xavier: I'M NO LONGER A

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MAMA'S BOY.

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SHE MADE A MAMA'S MAN.

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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE,

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I'M GONNA LET MY FIST DO THE

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TALKING.

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[ High-pitched voice ] OH, IF I

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WASN'T A PEACEFUL MAN, I'D...

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[ GROWLS ]

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[ Normal voice ] NO!

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THIS IS RUBBING AGAINST MY POLE,

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MY PRINCIPLE OF NONVIOLENCE.

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>> BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT.

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I'M YOUR PENT-UP VIOLENCE

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UNLEASHED.

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>> Xavier: THIS THING IS CRAZY.

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IT'S ON A RAMPAGE.

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NO ONE GET NEAR IT.

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FEAR IT!

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>> YOU'RE IN DENIAL.

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COME ON, HON, LET'S BLOW THIS

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NUT STAND.

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AND DON'T FOLLOW ME.

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>> Xavier: IT WANTS ME TO FOLLOW

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IT.

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IT'S USING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ON

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ME.

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WELL, I'LL REVERSE RETALIATE

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WITH THE PSYCHOLOGY OF A

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THOUSAND BACKWARDS MINDS.

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I'LL JUST OEDIPAL THESE OUT AND

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KNIT-WIT A BRAINGEA HOT-THOUGHT

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BALLOON.

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I KNOW THAT INKY STINK THINKER

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IS OUT THERE, SPREADING AMOK ON

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HIS BRUTAL HAVOC CRACKERS.

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RORSCHACH ATTACK!

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LOOK OUT!

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IT'S PURE VIOLENCE CON

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CARNATE!

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>> I TRIED TO TELL YOU.

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I'M ONLY VIOLENT IF YOU'RE

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VIOLENT.

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>> Xavier: BUT I'M NOT VIOLENT

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AT ALL.

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LOOK.

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>> BUT YOU KILLED THOSE PEOPLE.

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>> Xavier: DID I?

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WHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT I'M

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USING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ON HIM.

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>> I CAN TELL YOU'RE TRYING TO

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USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ON ME.

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>> Xavier: THAT PROVES HE

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DOESN'T KNOW.

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OH, YEAH?

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IF I WAS USING REVERSE

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PSYCHOLOGY, WHY, OH, WHY, WOULD

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I DO THIS?

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>> MY TREATMENT WORKED.

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THANKS FOR MY JOB BACK,

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MR. EDDIE.

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I WON'T DISAPPOINT.

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YOW!

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>> PLEASE, STOP IT.

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>> Xavier: YOU'RE DOING A GREAT

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JOB.

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WHY DO YOU REVERSE WANT ME TO

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KEEP KILLING THESE POOR PEOPLE?

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YOU MONSTER!

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THIS IS MY BEST TRICK YET.

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>> FINE, JUST, UH, TELL ME WHAT

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YOU DON'T NOT WANT ME TO DO.

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>> Xavier: I WANT NOT THAT YOU

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SHOULD NOT TURN INTO THE

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OPPOSITE OF A NICE, NON-BIG

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ICE-CREAM CONE -- BIG ONE.

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>> OKAY, I'LL DO IT.

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I MEAN, NO WAY, I WON'T DO IT.

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>> Xavier: I GOT DIBS.

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OH, DID YOU CHUMPS WANT A LICK?

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PSYCHE.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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I FEEL HIM KICKING.

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>> I THINK IT'S TIME.

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I'M HAVING OUR INCEST BABY.

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>> Xavier: THIS IS DISGUSTING.

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HOW I'M BLUSHING WITH PRIDE.

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>> PUSH, HONEY, PUSH.

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THIS IS SOME KIND OF MONSTER.

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>> INTERESTING.

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I THINK YOU'RE READY TO SEE

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YOURSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME --

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NOT HOW YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF,

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BUT HOW YOU TRULY ARE.

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>> HOT DANG, I'M CURED.

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>> Xavier: CURED?

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WHO SAID THERE WAS ANYTHING

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WRONG WITH YOU?