NARRATOR: Previously on Warehouse 13:
ARTIE: Mrs. Frederic has a connection to the warehouse...
...that even I don't fully understand.
This is Benedict Valda.
He's one of the Regents.
Paris, 1899. That's where I'd arranged for my daughter Christina...
...to spend the summer with cousins.
The men who came to rob my cousin's home were expecting an empty house.
I imagine losing a child is the worst pain a person can go through.
[PETE IMITATING FANFARE]
[CHUCKLES]
Your breakfast is served, my lady.
[♪♪♪]
A banana? That's what you made me for breakfast?
Well, it's actually half a banana...
...because I could only find one in the kitchen, so we are going to split it.
You know, if we were back at my place...
...I would have made you chilaquiles for breakfast.
- In bed. - Oh....
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Mm, mm.
[IN SPANISH ACCENT] You know how I love your chilaquiles.
- Ha-ha-ha. - [IN NORMAL VOICE] And your bed.
Maybe, maybe it could be our bed.
Well, you know, Artie's really strict about certain things.
You know, he likes to have all his agents living under one roof.
- You know just in case-- - There's an IRS emergency.
- Exactly. You get it. - Hmm.
Sure. I got to get back to work anyway.
Okay.
[♪♪♪]
- Mm. - Oh, no you didn't. Hey, get back here.
[GRUNTS THEN WHISTLES]
[PETE GROWLS THEN KELLY GIGGLES]
PETE: So, what do you think? - About you moving in with Kelly?
Well, yeah, is it even kosher? You know, warehouse-wise?
- Right. Forgot who I was asking. - What is that supposed to mean?
She's a tech nerd, she's 150, and you're Myka.
Not exactly relationship success stories.
- I just got out of a serious relationship. - You didn't get out.
He had to change his identity and move to a different state.
By order of the Justice Department. Point taken.
I know a thing or two about the opposite sex.
Many of my lovers were men.
[♪♪♪]
We're going to follow up on that at a later date.
But for now, can we bring the focus back around to moi.
Okay, Pete, you just have to ask yourself one question.
I know, do I enjoy being yelled at in Espanol?
Do you love her?
Yeah.
I think so. I don't know.
You're out to a restaurant, you order dessert.
The waitress cuts it in half. One side is a bit bigger than the other.
Which half do you give her?
- The bigger half because otherwise-- CLAUDIA: Dude, you're screwed.
- What? No. Shut-- MRS. FREDERIC: You're in love.
[♪♪♪]
Oh, hi. Mrs. F.
Yeah, well, apparently, based on a dessert...
...I guess. I don't know.
Me and the ladies were just, uh....
Uh....
Me and the ladies were just talking about a personal thing that I have...
...not that you would ever, pfft, you know....
If it's cool...
...I'd just like to keep my personal stuff, personal.
Nothing personal, I mean, you know to you...
...but, uh, can I go now?
- One, Agent Lattimer. - One what?
Singular sensation? Is the loneliest number?
You are allowed to reveal the true nature of our work to one person.
So the question is not whether you should live with Dr. Hernandez...
...but rather is she your one?
[♪♪♪]
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
Man, it's good to be out of that desert...
- ...and back amongst the living, huh? - Heh.
You know what? I might start a harem.
- How many girls are there in a harem? - Three.
- Hold up, I finally got a signal. - Dude, no phone calls.
- I'm texting a pic to my sister. - No one's supposed to know we're here.
- She's 8. Who's she gonna tell? - You know the deal.
Don't screw this up for us just before we....
[COUGHING]
- You okay, bro? - Give--
Yeah, I just suddenly got real thirsty.
You look kind of weird, man. Terry!
[GASPING AND COUGHING]
- Dude, what's wrong? - Dry. Dry.
[GASPING]
Somebody help us! Oh, my God, Rod! We have to do something!
[COUGHING]
Mrs. F. Oh, my God, are you okay?
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
- Hey guys, I need help in here! - What?
Mrs. Frederic?
ARTIE: What happened? PETE: One minute we were talking...
...and then--
[MRS. FREDERIC SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[VOICE SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[♪♪♪]
I do not speak gibberish, Agent Lattimer.
- Okay. Well, not so much gibberish as-- - Creepy, spooky, blah, blah.
MYKA: No. She's right. It wasn't gibberish.
It was one phrase that you repeated over and over.
[ARTIE SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
It sounds Middle Eastern in origin.
Maybe Aramaic or an old form of Hebrew.
It's Demotic.
The tongue of Ancient Egypt.
Dead languages are a hobby.
So, what does it mean?
Well, I'm not sure. It's been a while.
CLAUDIA: According to the translation programme I get:
[♪♪♪]
"The penalty is death."
What? What did you set it on, extra scary?
To the best of my knowledge I do not speak Demotic...
...so, what artefacts do we have from Egypt?
- Already on it. - Maybe it was dementia...
...that caused me to say that.
We'll go through the manifest until--
Holy synchronicity, Batman.
[BEEPING]
- We just got a ping from Egypt. - What is it?
Nothing good.
PETE: Thanks for talking to us about your son, Mrs. Tilson.
MYKA: We're sorry to have to ask you these questions.
We know how difficult this must be.
So the body they found, they're sure then...
...that it was my John?
- I'm afraid so, ma'am. - See, this doesn't make any sense.
John couldn't have been in Egypt. John and his friends...
...they were working at an archaeological dig in Peru.
MYKA: Peru? - Yes.
He emailed me from there last week.
That's why this is insane.
He didn't say anything about going to Egypt?
No.
Oh, God. I should call Terry and Rod's parents. Maybe they....
[♪♪♪]
[SOBBING]
What happened to our children?
Ma'am, we promise you, we'll find out.
[CONTINUES SOBBING]
HELENA: Hello.
You're John's little sister, aren't you?
That's a very lovely photo, isn't it?
They look very happy. May I?
Well, he's very handsome, isn't he?
And who's that lovely little girl standing next to him?
Gabrielle.
But everyone calls me Gabby.
Hello, Gabby. Pleased to meet you.
My name's Helena.
I've got a little girl, you know, about your age.
- Does she talk like you do? - She does.
May I have a look at your computer, please?
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
That's your brother there, isn't it?
[♪♪♪]
Myka.
MYKA: John's little sister had the picture...
...but she didn't know where he was.
Why he suddenly left an archaeological dig in Peru...
...to go to Egypt is still a mystery.
He sent her this photo.
[♪♪♪]
It can't be, can it?
Don't make me ask.
That would explain a great deal.
Claudia, that image, print it out right now.
MRS. FREDERIC: Return with your team immediately.
Okay, but what do I tell...?
- We have to confirm this. - I'm this close to asking.
The ancient archives.
- Go. - Yeah, bring the print.
Uh-- I hate myself for doing this.
What are the ancient archives?
[♪♪♪]
Photo.
Artie, what does it mean?
The hieroglyphics in this photo match the markings right here.
And it translates as:
"An oasis between sand and sea."
What does that mean?
It means that someone has found the lost warehouse.
Someone's found Warehouse 2?
How do you lose a warehouse?
It was always believed to be somewhere near Alexandria.
Back when the Romans were conquering Egypt in 30 B.C.E.--
MRS. FREDERIC: Thirty-one. - They had--
They had very little time...
...to shut down Warehouse 2.
Transfer the artefacts, so the agents at the time buried it.
Over time, it was lost to the ages.
I don't buy that our three Indiana Joneses...
...just stumbled in for a school project.
- Neither do I. - It is rather unlikely.
I think they must have broken the seal on the door and that activated--
- A defence mechanism. - That caused them later to desiccate.
- Which is when Warehouse 2 woke up. - Heh.
Woke up? You guys talk about it like it's alive.
Surely you know by now, Agent Lattimer.
The warehouse is more organic than your average structure.
- Warehouse 2 is online. - So it would appear.
I still don't understand why it's affecting you.
When Warehouse 2 woke up, it began to look for its caretaker...
...but its caretaker had been dead for 2,000 years.
So it found the caretaker to the current warehouse.
- And that's you? You're the caretaker? - Yes.
Each warehouse has a unique bond...
...with the caretaker and now that bond is being shared between two warehouses.
- That was never supposed to happen. - Two networks, one server.
My mind cannot take the level of data being...
...as Miss Donovan put it, downloaded.
Eventually it will overload.
And by overload, you mean....
[SIGHS]
MRS. FREDERIC: There is another difficulty.
As Warehouse 2 continues to eclipse my bond...
...warehouse thirteen will begin to....
To die.
So we need to find Warehouse 2 and shut it down.
I'll call the regents. They will send an expert to meet you in Egypt...
...who will help you with Warehouse 2.
Don't worry, Mrs. F. We got this.
Agent Lattimer, this is unlike anything you've ever faced.
So like always then.
[♪♪♪]
He said he'd be wearing a Panama hat.
PETE: That guy's got regent written all over him.
That or "mug me," a little, too.
That would be a mistake.
The man who tried to pick my pocket would soon wish he hadn't.
Mister Valda, you're the expert on Warehouse 2.
I am, and if Agent Lattimer here can refrain from trying to kill me...
...we may even survive this.
[♪♪♪]
HELENA: How did anyone ever find this desolate place?
MYKA: Somehow those kids did.
Looks like they planned on coming back here.
They didn't plan on dying.
MYKA: John's sister, Gabby.
Your Christina was about the same age.
Yes, she was.
VALDA: Where on earth did they get this?
Maybe they thought they were going to get rich?
Instead they got a deadly face full of hematite and natron.
Basically they were mummified alive.
That's nothing compared to the challenges that await us within.
In Warehouse 2 mythology...
...one phrase shows up over and over:
"Mind, body, soul."
What is that? A code?
When the security system was activated, several traps...
...came into play to ward off intruders.
Only fully trained agents at the time knew their secrets...
...and how to navigate them safely.
How does "mind, body, soul" help us?
That is for us to discover together.
Once at the centre...
...we shut it down with this.
One of the only things that survived the burial of Warehouse 2.
Then once more unto the breach, dear friends.
I'll be right there. I got to make a call.
[SIGHS]
[♪♪♪]
What?
I checked, this is what fashionable British archaeologists wear nowadays.
No, but it's what American filmmakers think fashionable British archaeologists...
- ...are wearing nowadays. - Oh, really?
Well, it is ever so comfy.
KELLY: Hi, this is Doctor Hernandez. Please leave me a message.
Hey Kelly, hey. It's-- It's me, Pete.
I'm sorry to call so late there, but I'm about to go into a...
...meeting and, you know, it's going to be a tough meeting.
You know, lots of bad meeting stuff, you know?
So, I just-- Just in case...
...that, I wanted to say that...
...I've been thinking about you and I living together and I think that....
AUTOMATED VOICE: Your time is up. Goodbye.
[LINE DISCONNECTS]
That's what I'm afraid of.
[♪♪♪]
[WHIRRING]
All right.
Oh, my God. This looks like some kind of torture device.
A Neural Assessor. It will monitor my brain waves...
...and track the degree to which I'm affected.
Yeah, her wave discharges have dropped considerably...
...and that indicates an increase...
...in the effect of focal epileptiform activity and that means that--
We've got until this moon thingy scooches over to that doodad?
Yeah. When the moon eclipses, that will mean her brain has reached its--
Just keep an eye on the readout. Let me know if there are any changes.
Artie, changes! Changes!
[FARNSWORTH BUZZING]
PETE: Artie, we're at the entrance.
Valda's deactivating the booby trap on the hatch.
VALDA: I've neutralised the hematite.
MYKA: The kids never made it past the entrance.
That's it. Warehouse Two sensed an intruder.
It's having an effect on Mrs. Frederic.
Valda says we're good to head in.
Yeah, okay, go in, but be careful and hurry.
Mrs. Frederic doesn't have much time.
[♪♪♪]
This totally blows the King Tut exhibit away.
What are we looking at?
I'm not sure.
That's not good.
PETE: And you were right.
Help me pry this open.
- Nope. It's not going to be that easy. - Okay, mind, body, soul.
- What if it's three clues instead of one? - Three different traps.
Each one its own security device to be deactivated.
Right. And this is the first one. Mind.
Yeah, as in I mind if this place flattens us like pancakes.
Okay, well, what if we used one of these posts to brace the ceiling.
No, no, no. Myka, Myka, Myka! Wait!
- Pancakes. - Do you ever think about anything--?
No, no! This is like a game I used to play at the Pancake House.
This is the only hole without a post, right?
- A game of wits, a test of the mind? - A kid's puzzle.
- Pete, how does it work? PETE: Well, okay.
We jump each post like checkers...
...in a pattern until there's one post left.
No, this is wrong!
I won free banana walnut pancakes every Sunday for a year.
They had to discontinue the contest.
[♪♪♪]
Okay. He knows his pancakes.
[RUMBLING]
We got to take these out in order before the ceiling hits them.
Okay, okay. Come on.
I'm just chasing down this money trail.
[MRS. FREDERIC SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Claudia, can you find out what that means?
[MRS. FREDERIC SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Artie...
...she's saying one must die.
[MRS. FREDERIC SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Pete! Okay.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Ooh, ooh.
Okay, last one. Come on.
Pete, hurry!
PETE: It's getting faster. - Three.
Pete.
[ALL PANTING]
- Nicely done. - Well....
That's right. Dig it.
Who solved the test of the mind? Pete did! Waa-kaah!
Only because you order off the children's menu.
Somebody's buying me pancakes for a year.
[DOOR OPENING]
[PETE MIMICS EXPLOSION SOUND]
[♪♪♪]
Perhaps we're going to get through this mission after all.
Wow. This couldn't get any worse.
Thanks for that.
Okay, there has to be some way to shut this off.
Maybe these hieroglyphs are some kind of instructions.
Let's see.
Charlie Brown T-shirt.
Hairy eyeball, foot.
It's Tahtib. The Art of the Way.
Isn't that the ancient Egyptian martial art?
Wha-aah. Like karate.
- This is the body puzzle. - So maybe this is the way.
[♪♪♪]
[BLOWING]
Whoa. Whoa.
[PETE YELLING AND GRUNTING]
Okay, okay, that is definitely not the way!
That is impossible!
[♪♪♪]
[DOOR THUDS]
VANESSA: Artie? - Vanessa. Oh.
I am so glad that you're here.
Well, glad is hardly the word under the circumstances.
I know. I know. I know. It's good to see you too.
- I mean it's not good to see you. ARTIE: Ha-ha. I know.
VANESSA: We'll get through this. CLAUDIA: Ahem.
Oh, yes. Claudia, this is Doctor Calder.
Doctor Calder, oh, Vanessa?
Oh, well, I've heard a lot about you. A lot. Nice.
Could we focus please on more important things?
- Yes, of course. We'll talk later. - Will hell be freezing over? Vanessa?
- Oh, sure. ARTIE: There you go.
[♪♪♪]
Maybe we should try and rise above this situation.
Think I know the way.
- I like her The Way better. - The grappler.
Don't leave home without it.
[VOICE SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
VALDA: One must die.
Shall we?
Okay.
The Water Bearer Holds the Key.
- What does that mean? - Just take this.
Remember what I said.
Wait a minute, what? Aren't you coming?
VALDA: I'm right behind you.
- Go! Go on! Hurry! - All right, all right.
HELENA: Use your feet. - Aah!
Valda!
Hold on! I can make it back there.
No! You come back, we both die.
[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
One must die.
This is as it must be. Now go!
We're not just going to leave you here!
I won't give you the choice.
No!
[MYKA GASPS]
[♪♪♪]
- Why didn't he let us help him? - He read something on the wall there.
- It looked like it scared him. - Can we do this without him?
We have to.
Look, we should tell Artie. Let me call him.
[FARNSWORTH BEEPING]
- It's not working. - Well, maybe we're too far underground.
It would seem we go this way next.
- We have to keep going, Pete. - Yeah.
Okay.
[MYKA SIGHS]
[MRS. FREDERIC SIGHS]
Doctor Calder. Good.
- You know why I'm here? - I do.
Artie?
VANESSA: Your neuro functions are dropping.
[MRS. FREDERIC SHIVERS THEN GRUNTS]
- Are you in pain? MRS. FREDERIC: Yes.
Claudia, something is happening to the team in Egypt.
- Use my Farnsworth, get a hold of them. - Yeah, yeah.
Her connection with Warehouse 2 is getting stronger.
I can't get a hold of them.
I think maybe their Farnsworths are out of range.
I've got to check on something. I'll be back.
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
What is that? What's she saying?
Where once there were four...
...now there are three.
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
CLAUDIA: Come on. Come on.
And two will lose their way.
[♪♪♪]
[EXHALES]
[♪♪♪]
GIRL: Mommy?
WOMAN: Pete.
Kelly?
MAN: Myka.
Mommy?
Christina?
MAN: Myka?
What's happening?
Welcome back.
A large Americano with an extra shot and room.
My favourite.
Christina?
Is that really you?
It's you.
It's me. Right here.
No, I mean, it's you.
You're the one. You.
Here's your next case. It's a tough one.
Lots of details, exactly the kind of thing at which you excel.
I can't wait for you to tell me all about it.
I've got you.
I've got you, love.
And I'll never let you go.
I'm a secret service agent...
...working at a top secret facility...
...hunting down mysterious artefacts around the world.
And you are the only one that I've ever told.
It's okay.
I'll always be right here for you...
...and I can keep your secret because I love you.
[LAUGHING]
It seems like a series of random accidents in Great Falls.
- Artie, what's that doing there? - What?
- There's nothing there. - The exit sign, it's new.
Very observant. That's my girl.
Once you and Pete get to Great Falls....
HELENA: How do you do? How do you do?
So pretty.
KELLY: Mommy.
Artie, why are you being so nice?
- I'm always nice. - Ish.
You don't give compliments and certainly not with a smile.
I'm getting more in touch with my feelings.
What's that exit sign doing there?
Well, come over here and I'll show you.
What?
ARTIE: Myka...
...come right over here. Come on.
Come here. Come on. Come over here.
No, this isn't real.
This isn't real.
[GASPS]
Pete!
H.G.!
Pete! Wake up! Wake up!
- Pete. - Wait.
- H.G.! H.G., wake up! - Mommy.
Christina?
Aah!
[PANTING]
No! What did you do?
It's the soul test, okay? It tricked us.
It took us to our happiest place and made us feel secure...
...so we wouldn't notice....
It's the Medusa.
The Medusa!
[MYKA SIGHS]
Thanks.
- Heh. - It's Kelly.
- What are you talking about? - She's the one.
- Good. Ha. - Yeah.
We should keep moving.
Helena?
[SOBBING]
Helena, are you all right?
My baby.
My little baby.
I'm so sorry.
It was so real.
Mrs. Frederic is dying.
If we don't do this, Warehouse 13 could die with her.
That's real and we have a chance to save her.
- Let's get this done. MYKA: Okay. Okay.
[♪♪♪]
We both know you must be prepared to do what you've got to do.
I know. It doesn't mean I have to like it.
CLAUDIA: What do you have to do?
What is that?
Claudia, we all want Pete and Myka to succeed in Egypt.
- And they will. - And if they don't...
...and if Mrs. Frederic dies while she's still the caretaker...
...this warehouse will begin to close itself down.
If the warehouse is to survive...
...then a new caretaker must be in place before I die...
...and a new connection must be made at that moment.
A new connection?
With who?
Me?
[CLAUDIA SIGHS]
Okay. Uh....
Flattering, ahem, but...
...why me?
All of us have our purpose.
I'm really not ready for that.
You will be when the time comes. It's all part of the design.
Won't I just wind up getting my brain shredded too?
No. When the connection with Warehouse 2 is broken...
...Doctor Calder can take precautions.
Pete and Myka can still shut down Warehouse 2.
Yes. But there's not much time left.
[MRS. FREDERIC GASPING]
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
PETE: Heh. The tests are over. We made it.
This must be the ancient Artie's office.
[♪♪♪]
That's incredible.
What is that?
It's the only thing here that's on.
Yeah, not in a happy way.
It's probably safe to assume that's what's affecting Mrs. Frederic.
Wait.
[CHUCKLES]
- Totally awesome. - My God.
Magnificent.
Okay, so how do we turn this orb off?
Well, this is the control centre. Let's turn it upside down.
I should go down to the warehouse to see...
...if there's a way to switch it off down there.
Myka, look at that.
MYKA: Okay, it's a bunch of holes.
Maybe what Valda gave me fits into one of them.
Like a key.
That's what he said. A key.
Come on, Mrs. F., hang on.
We have to wait for Artie, he'll know what--
Claudia, we can't wait. It's time.
[♪♪♪]
[MRS. FREDERIC SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
It's just another puzzle, Pete. I'm sure we can figure it out.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
There's something about this that looks....
Maybe it's like the mind test.
We put the key in a series of holes in a specific sequence.
No. No. It's something about the pattern. It's....
That's it. Myka, I know it.
VANESSA: I need your wrist please.
Now Claudia.
That's the sky. I studied with my dad.
Those are stars. There's the Big Dipper.
Pisces and Aquarius.
- The water bearer. - And the water bearer holds the key.
[PETE GRUNTS]
[MRS. FREDERIC SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
MYKA: Come on, Pete, you're almost there! Just one more inch.
[GRUNTING]
MYKA: Aah!
[LAUGHING]
You did it!
Wait!
Connection's broken.
They must have shut down Warehouse 2.
Yay!
Victory lap.
Ugh! See? I knew they'd come through.
How do you feel?
Well, I won't be running a marathon any time soon.
Yeah, no, certainly not in those heels.
Myka. Myka.
PETE: Thank you, Dad.
- That's two I got, you know. - I know.
- You solved one and I solved two. - I know. Ahem.
PETE: It's not a contest. - You're right.
You're right. It's not a contest.
But if it were, I'd be winning.
HELENA: Myka, you have to see this!
[♪♪♪]
CLAUDIA: Doctor Calder. - Yeah?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to come off like a brat there.
I know, you were just trying to protect the warehouse.
Oh, honey, it's all right. Listen, you're very young.
You're entering a world vastly more mysterious...
...than any of us can understand.
I just want you to know, though, that you will be ready.
Remember that.
[DEVICE BEEPS]
- Tell Artie I said goodbye. - Okay.
[COMPUTER KEYS CLACKING]
- Maybe you should be lying down. - Maybe you should brief me...
...on what was happening while I was ill.
- Aha. You found my little project. - I did. Tell me.
Okay. Well, something's been eating at me since we got the ping.
Those guys who were "mummy-tized", they're college kids.
They're not rich but they went to Egypt, staged this huge dig.
Had to cost a chunk of change.
You think someone hired them to find and enter Warehouse 2?
Someone with long arms and deep pockets.
You know, I find the source, I find the bad guy.
Enterprising. I'm impressed, Miss Donovan.
Your research came up with something.
- I got a ping? - Yes, you got a ping.
That can't be right.
The money that was used to hire those students, it's from....
It's from Warehouse 13.
- Where's Arthur? - I don't know.
He said he'd be right back, but that was hours ago.
H.G., guess who just saved the day?
Oh, it was actually, it was pretty amazing with the night sky.
All these holes were actually...
BOTH: Stars!
Helena?
I do hope you can forgive me.
For what?
This.
[♪♪♪]