1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:04,337 NARRATOR: Previously, on Warehouse 13: 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,839 Four Regents have suffered artefact-related deaths. 3 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:08,591 And now a fifth Regent. 4 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:10,927 How can my mom be a Regent and not have told me? 5 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:13,638 - Let me start at the beginning. FREDERIC: Some other time, Jane. 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,974 A time when the warehouse isn't under attack and someone isn't trying to kill you. 7 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,268 - Artie said you don't torture. - I'm not Artie. 8 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:22,105 - Unh! - I can't let you do this. 9 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:25,108 I drew my gun on Mrs. Frederic and she fired me. 10 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,026 What? 11 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:30,279 [♪♪♪] 12 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:37,995 ♪ In the cool of the evening when Everything is getting kind of groovy ♪ 13 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:42,208 [MAN MOANING AND GRUNTING NEARBY] 14 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,168 PAUL: You hear that? - No. 15 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,295 [MAN MOANING AND GRUNTING] 16 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,881 Sounds like somebody's in trouble. 17 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:50,800 You want trouble, mister? 18 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,012 Hold that thought, I beg of you. 19 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:02,019 ♪ Love is kind of crazy With a spooky little girl like you ♪♪ 20 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:04,021 [SCOFFS] 21 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,483 [MAN SHIVERING] 22 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:08,693 PAUL: Hey, you okay? 23 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:11,195 MAN: No. 24 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:12,447 PAUL: Hello? 25 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,075 [PAUL SCREAMS] 26 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,121 [MAN GROWLING AND PAUL SCREAMING] 27 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,750 Oh, my God. Paul? Paul. 28 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,376 Paul. 29 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,420 [AMY SCREAMING AND MAN GROWLING] 30 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:31,466 [♪♪♪] 31 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:42,435 PETE: So you just let my mom walk out? - I don't get to make her stay. 32 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,438 There is a hierarchy here. There's your mother, the Regent... 33 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:48,107 ...Mrs. Frederic, there's me, and then there's you. 34 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,358 [WHIMPERS] 35 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,902 Oh, sorry. How rude. 36 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,237 There's me, there's Trailer, then there's you. 37 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:56,491 PETE: Okay, so how do we protect her from Walter Sykes if she's not here? 38 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,952 Her security has been tripled. She is safe. The Remati Shackle is safe. 39 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,663 The warehouse is safe, the world is safe, the universe is safe. 40 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:06,042 And by the way, no one asked us to help. So I don't think we have-- 41 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,377 Regent security has been stretched pretty thin-- 42 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:11,547 Myka, please, please. Not you too. Now, I have a situation here-- 43 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:15,551 Artie, Sykes has been planning his revenge for decades. 44 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,262 He wants the Collodi Bracelet. We need to go out-- 45 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,765 The Regents are handling it. Let it go. 46 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,101 Walter Sykes needs to be brought to justice. 47 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:27,939 Ah. See, you're not looking for justice. 48 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,483 You're looking for vengeance. 49 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,778 If some psycho tried to off your mother, wouldn't you want payback? 50 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,572 You never met my mother. Our job is to do our job. 51 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,241 And, oh, look, we have a ping. 52 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:41,160 So go pack, and you're going to go to Ithaca, New York. 53 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:42,954 Bye. 54 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,207 Artie, he does have a point right-- Ithaca. Bye. 55 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,627 Leena, look at this. Someone actually doing as requested. 56 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,379 How's the security system upgrade? 57 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,465 Down to one last diagnostic. Once I run this, we're good to go. 58 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:57,927 Good. Sykes is looking for weaknesses. Best not to have any. 59 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,345 [KEYBOARD CLACKING] 60 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,764 So is Claudia still upset about Steve? 61 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:06,936 I was hoping that a few days away from this place would clear her mind. 62 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,733 Artie, what happened in Atlanta? 63 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,823 Something bad between Steve and Mrs. Frederic. 64 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:21,242 A notice was issued to all government agencies... 65 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,077 ...that Jinks was persona non grata. 66 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,788 They burned his credit rating and his passport. 67 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,624 - Oh, my God. - Don't tell Claudia. 68 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:31,085 I won't. 69 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:35,214 ♪ I'm your ch-ch-chery bomb ♪ 70 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:38,092 ♪ The world I'm your wise girl ♪ 71 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:42,305 ♪ I'm your ch-ch-chery bomb ♪ 72 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,056 ♪ Chery bomb ♪ 73 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,058 ♪ Chery bomb ♪♪ 74 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,771 Okay, thanks. 75 00:03:55,485 --> 00:04:00,072 Johnny Cash, Astrud Gilberto and The Runaways in the same set. 76 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:03,492 Yeah, that's my motto, "Go eclectic or go home." 77 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:07,038 Yeah, I like to mix it up on open-mic night. 78 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,124 Claudia, right? I'm Dwayne Maddox. 79 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:13,377 Lead singer-slash-guitarist for Dead Rent? 80 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,671 - Great band, terrible name. - You've seen us? 81 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:19,467 "South Dakota's most promising musical export," sayeth the blogs. 82 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:23,429 That was before the rhythm guitarist decided to split. 83 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,140 He wanted us to be the next Black Eyed Peas... 84 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,975 ...I wanted to be Black Flag. 85 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:32,313 Well, weird coincidence. I know exactly what it's like to lose a partner. 86 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,942 I was wondering if you'd like to fill in. 87 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,488 Okay, um.... 88 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:43,407 So when do you think you wanna jam? 89 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:47,078 I mean, my schedule is just a little unpredictable, so.... 90 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,829 Well, we rehearse in my garage. 91 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:53,084 It's the red house behind the body shop. Say, noon tomorrow? 92 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,961 Yeah, that could work. 93 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,797 All right, see you then. 94 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,761 [KEYPAD BEEPING, THEN LINE RINGING] 95 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,097 [RECORDING] Hey, what's up? This is Steve, leave a message. 96 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,306 [BEEP] 97 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,976 Damn it, Jinksy, call me back. 98 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:13,312 I want to share. 99 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:18,192 [♪♪♪] 100 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:22,279 So you and Paul were both bitten, but neither of you saw what did it. 101 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:26,325 It was really dark, and it was really fast. 102 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,536 Then something got its attention. 103 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,205 I dragged us both into the car and took off. 104 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:32,790 May I? 105 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:39,839 - Sorry. AMY: Hm. 106 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,882 [♪♪♪] 107 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,680 MYKA: Thank you. 108 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,933 Myka, do you know what those are? 109 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,728 - Some kind of animal, maybe? - Human bite marks. 110 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:54,979 They're human. 111 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:57,189 A vampire or werewolf. 112 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,942 I don't know, but based on the location, I would say-- 113 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:02,862 - Wait a minute. Do you really think--? - No, I don't think-- 114 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,947 We deal with artefacts, not fairy tales. 115 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,575 A lot of those artefacts come from fairy tales, okay? 116 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:10,369 Cinderella's knife? Turns people to glass, remember? 117 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:11,954 I'm just saying it's possible. 118 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,957 I'll believe it when I see it. Let's check out Lover's Lane. 119 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,752 Okay, but I only go to third base. 120 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:26,427 MYKA: Okay, so Amy said Paul heard a moaning coming from that direction. 121 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:29,513 I'm going to go that way. You stay here. 122 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,724 PETE: What? Alone? 123 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,685 Okay. 124 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,479 This isn't a horror move, Pete. 125 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,523 [COYOTE HOWLING] 126 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:44,236 Oh, yeah. See? See? Now it's a horror movie. 127 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,490 Myka. 128 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:48,866 Myka. 129 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,201 MYKA: What are you doing here? 130 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:53,662 PETE: Well, ahem, I was worried about you in here. 131 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:54,914 All alone. 132 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,291 [MAN GRUNTING] 133 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:58,793 Wait, wait, wait. 134 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,796 Do you hear that? 135 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,047 Yeah. 136 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,175 [MAN GRUNTING] 137 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:18,145 What in the hell...? 138 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:21,982 Why is that man eating a deer? 139 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,238 Probably because... 140 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,741 ...that man is a zombie. 141 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,828 [♪♪♪] 142 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,665 MAN: Ah! PETE: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 143 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,210 Afraid of guns, huh? 144 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,045 Hold up. 145 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:46,298 - Zombies aren't afraid of guns. - Because he's not a zombie. 146 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,552 He's probably just been affected by something that we know is real. 147 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,804 An artefact. Maybe if we just talk to him-- 148 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,347 No, no, no. 149 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:56,392 No, you don't talk to the living dead. 150 00:07:56,601 --> 00:08:00,146 You either run away really fast or you shoot them in the head. 151 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,522 Pop, pop. 152 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,567 Sir, I'm Agent Bering. This is Agent Lattimer. 153 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,652 - Wait, no. - We're with the Secret Service. 154 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,696 Okay, we just want to help you. 155 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,865 Do you understand me? 156 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,741 [SHIVERING] 157 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,538 MAN: Argh! - Myka! 158 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,417 MYKA: Cover me. 159 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:26,881 Easy. 160 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:33,929 God, he's really cold. 161 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:37,183 Yeah, further proof that he's not alive. 162 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,477 Careful, careful. Myka, it only takes one bite. 163 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,062 Will you be quiet? 164 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:44,982 Aha. 165 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:49,653 All right, we have Kevin Monroe, 36 years old... 166 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,115 ...lives here in town at 127 Briarwood Lane. 167 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:56,702 Does he have anything artefact-y on him? 168 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,996 Not that I can see. 169 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,749 Let's get him to a hospital. 170 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,919 MYKA.. Artie, will you please tell Pete that the undead do not exist? 171 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,503 Don't be ridiculous. 172 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,839 - Of course they exist. - Thank you. What? What? 173 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,090 Told you. 174 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:13,719 - Only in the technical sense. - Aha. I told you. 175 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:18,015 There are several artefacts known to simulate living death. Show me the victim. 176 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,395 Necrotic dermal discolouration. 177 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:26,649 Around his mouth, hyper-stimulation of the salivary glands. 178 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:30,236 Off the bat, I'd say he's got two symptoms that are consistent-- 179 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:34,865 Peas, elk, bison. 180 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,203 Pete, look in his eyes. 181 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,457 That's not anger, that's fear. 182 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:48,587 It kind of sounded like he said "peas, elk, bison." 183 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:52,925 Yeah, well, at least there's some vegetables in there. 184 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,385 [SHIVERING] 185 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:57,846 Artie, listen, the doctor said he had frostbite on his toes and ears... 186 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,307 ...but Ithaca's been in the middle of a heat wave. 187 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,643 Check out his house. I'm on the next flight out. 188 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,396 Whatever you do, you keep him restrained. 189 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,481 Hold down the fort. 190 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,402 [PURRING] 191 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,533 [HUMMING] 192 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,410 [FARNSWORTH BUZZING] 193 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,457 I thought I had two days off. 194 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,836 Leena's busy, I'm getting on a plane. I need you to do some research. 195 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:31,297 Everything we've got on living-death artefacts. 196 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,340 Artie, you specifically forbade me from-- 197 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:36,343 I changed my mind. I'm mercurial. Deal with it. 198 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,805 Yeah, not exactly the adjective I'd choose right now. 199 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,392 [♪♪♪] 200 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,314 - Come on, Steve. Pick up the-- - What, Claudia? 201 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,024 Oh, my God. Jinksy. 202 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:54,737 I can't-- Wow, I've just been dying to talk to you. 203 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,448 Yeah, I can tell from the last 800 messages. 204 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,950 Okay, it wasn't that many. 205 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,828 - What do you want? - Um.... 206 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,413 Okay, Cliffs Notes version. 207 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,041 I met this really hot musician at open mic yesterday. 208 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,586 Pretty sure he wants me. Pretty sure I want him. 209 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:14,590 I mean, I know I've only known this guy less than 24 hours, but how can you tell? 210 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,551 - What if he's my one? - Claudia, I can't do this. 211 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:20,262 What? Talk to your BFFE? 212 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,222 What the hell is a BFFE? 213 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,976 - Best friend forever and-- - Look, we're not BFFEs. 214 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,896 We're co-workers and now we're not, which makes us... 215 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,606 ...nothing. 216 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:31,982 Nothing? 217 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,360 Steve, why would you--? 218 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:37,112 I can't be any clearer, Claudia. 219 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,323 Stop calling me. 220 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,367 Lose my number. 221 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:47,164 Yeah, no problem. I'll forget everything about our awesome friendship... 222 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,958 ...if you'll just tell me why are you being such a tool! 223 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,962 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 224 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,644 Okay. I'll bite. 225 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,277 Okay, Sallah. 226 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,239 That wasn't really the question. 227 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:35,879 She raised her eyebrow at this and walked on. 228 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,676 [♪♪♪] 229 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,388 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 230 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,766 Yep. 231 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,980 Oh, God. Wow. 232 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,607 Hello from Miami Beach. Jeez. 233 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,234 Ninety degrees. 234 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,112 He was obviously freezing. 235 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,363 Why? 236 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,031 You scope out the living room. 237 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,826 I'm gonna see if I can stand the heat in the kitchen. 238 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,707 [THUMPING] 239 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,459 Pete, you hear that? 240 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,130 Secret Service. Come on out with your hands up. 241 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,216 PETE: Locked. 242 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,768 Unh! 243 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,814 Hey. 244 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,149 Hey, it's okay. 245 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,400 It's okay. 246 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,068 I'm Myka. 247 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,196 Everything's gonna be okay. 248 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,866 - Mykes. - Yeah? 249 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,911 "Peas, elk, bison." 250 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,497 "Please help my son." 251 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,126 - Hey, Artie. - Hey, listen, we have a pro-- 252 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,922 - Pete, what are you doing with this--? - Artie, come here. 253 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:03,675 - Who is this? - Well, this is Kevin Monroe's son. 254 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,385 We found him hiding in a closet. 255 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:09,056 Hiding? Was he there when his was father affected? Did he see the artefact? 256 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,266 We have no idea. The kid hasn't said a word. 257 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,144 Only reason we know his name is from a tag in his backpack. 258 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,231 Artie, this is Danny. Danny, Artie. 259 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,358 ARTIE: Hey. 260 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,276 How are you? 261 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,613 I'm sure it's not the eyebrows. 262 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,698 What do you mean? 263 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,538 PETE: Hey, buddy. 264 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:38,627 Hey, you know your dad's just-- He's just taking a nap. 265 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,712 I got an idea. 266 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:44,258 How about you and me go get a candy bar? 267 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,721 So how is his dad doing? 268 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,431 Well, he's sedated. For now. 269 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,559 The couple from the woods, any symptoms? 270 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,227 Nothing yet, but listen to this. 271 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,813 I think whatever affected Kevin Monroe is spreading. 272 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,941 A few minutes ago, campus police in SUNY Ithaca got this call... 273 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,943 ...from the Psi Phi Zeta frat house. 274 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,194 Listen to this. 275 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,655 MAN 1: Send someone over here now. He's crazy. 276 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,491 He ate a squirrel and he keeps trying to bite me. 277 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,701 [MAN 2 GROWLING] 278 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,119 MAN 1: Get the hell away from me! 279 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:16,665 Okay, now it's a frat house, but still, the artefact could be there. 280 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,042 How did Kevin Monroe come into contact with it? 281 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,712 - Was he an alumnus or--? - We're still working on that. 282 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,172 But right now, we just have to contain this thing. 283 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,216 - Yeah. PETE: Hey. 284 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,010 MYKA: Okay, we have to go. 285 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,053 - I'll explain on the way. ARTIE: Yeah. 286 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,600 Hey, whoa, whoa. Artie, what about Danny? 287 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,143 - Who? - The kid. 288 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,270 Oh. What about him? 289 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,481 Artie, we just found him cowering in a closet by himself. 290 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,817 He can't be left alone. You gotta stay with him. 291 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,527 MYKA: Yeah. - Me? No. 292 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,905 - I don't-- I have no idea-- - He probably saw something, right? 293 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,158 Talk to him. Get him to open up. 294 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,909 Show him that Papa Nielsen charm. 295 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,202 - Don't touch me. PETE: Okay. 296 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,829 ARTIE: Um-- All right. 297 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,956 You go check out Animal House and I'll... 298 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,500 ...cajole. 299 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:01,752 - Good luck. - Yeah. 300 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,962 PETE: Good game. - Yeah. Unh! 301 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,841 See what you can find out from the frat boys. 302 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,510 I'll make sure the campus gendarmes give us some space. 303 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,267 Agent Bering. Somebody fill me in. 304 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,562 Hey, Benton Wallace, house president. Everyone just calls me Wally. 305 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,023 - So, what happened here? - Moose freaked. 306 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,441 A moose? 307 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,695 One of our newbies. Came back from a burrito run whining about being cold. 308 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:32,658 He starts eating all the food, then he goes psycho, starts trying to bite people. 309 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,785 Wait, did you see him actually bite anyone? 310 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:38,038 After he took a swipe at me, all I saw was the basement door shut. 311 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,749 He's still down there tearing through the pantry. 312 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,042 - Hey. - Hey. 313 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,670 We've got 10 minutes before the boys in blue show up. 314 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,255 - Let's go find us an artefact. - Okay. 315 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:52,844 Thirty guys under one roof and no one takes the time to change a lightbulb. 316 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:56,181 PETE: Are you asking me how many frat boys it takes to change a lightbulb? 317 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,101 - Because I would say-- - Please don't. 318 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,645 PETE: Well.... 319 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:07,192 Ooh. Tacos. Oh, man, I hope that truck's still out there. 320 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,321 Don't start with me, okay? My blood sugar is crashing. 321 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,241 [RAT SQUEALING AND PETE & MYKA GASP] 322 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,911 Dude, I hate rats. 323 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,289 [MOOSE GRUNTING] 324 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,337 [RAT SQUEALING] 325 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:29,923 Cold. 326 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,175 So hungry. 327 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:36,221 - Help me. Help me. MYKA: Moose? 328 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,141 - Listen, it's going to be okay. MOOSE: Ah! 329 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,184 PETE: Myka! 330 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,858 - Are you okay? Huh? - Yeah. 331 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,359 - Yeah. - Did he get you? 332 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:53,363 No, no, I'm fine. Let's just get him to the hospital. 333 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,282 MAN: Is it safe to come out? 334 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,744 [PETE SCREAMING] 335 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,126 - Are you okay? - He bit me, Mykes. 336 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,296 He bit me. 337 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,765 ARTIE: How long ago was he bitten? - A few minutes ago. 338 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,600 How long before the effects kick in? 339 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,768 No idea. 340 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,062 Amy and Paul were bitten hours ago, they're both still asymptomatic. 341 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,482 So it could take anywhere from three minutes to-- 342 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,942 To never happening at all. 343 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:35,363 - Depends on the artefact. Any leads? - No, I'm still working on it. 344 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,823 Work faster. 345 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,617 And, Myka, Myka... 346 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,369 ...if Pete gets a strange look... 347 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:42,871 ...watch yourself. 348 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:54,508 Was Moose from Ithaca? Was he related to a Kevin Monroe? 349 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,676 Wisconsin. His last name's Mulder. 350 00:18:56,886 --> 00:19:00,472 Was Kevin Monroe ever pledged to this house? Say, around 15 years ago? 351 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,600 - We only got chartered last year. PETE: Myka. 352 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,148 Listen, uh.... 353 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,609 When it happens... 354 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,070 ...I want you to be the one who puts me down. 355 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,822 - Okay. - I know it's not gonna be-- 356 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,323 Wait, wait, what? 357 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:22,410 Two shots to the head, right? Pop, pop. 358 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,371 - Mykes. - Everything's going to be fine. 359 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,666 - Okay, I'll drop you off at the hospital-- - Wait, wait, no, no, no. 360 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,252 I'm not going to sit around waiting for it to happen. 361 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:33,171 Okay, I mean, I'm going to make sure we find this thing. 362 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,844 Make it stop. Make it stop. 363 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,095 [MOOSE SHIVERING] 364 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,931 It's too bright. Unh! My eyes. 365 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,435 Make it stop. Make it stop. 366 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,396 Wait, they're sensitive to light. 367 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:52,858 Remember Kevin Monroe in the woods? He flinched from our flashlights. 368 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,192 [STOMACH GROWLING] 369 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,902 PETE: Sorry. 370 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,195 I'm freaking starving. 371 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:02,242 A human flesh kind of starving, that kind of starving? Or...? 372 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:06,830 No. Like Pete Lattimer starving. I can't do this on an empty stomach. 373 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,000 - I'm going to go get a taco. - Really? Now? 374 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:19,676 [SPEAKING IN BROKEN SPANISH] 375 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,392 Yeah, I get it, gringo. I speak English, bro. 376 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,102 Okay, well, I'm just-- You know. 377 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,604 - Pete. - Yeah. 378 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,398 At Kevin Monroe's house, it was hot. Like 90 degrees. 379 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,026 Yeah, and they said Moose was freezing. 380 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,278 So I'm thinking the artefact works in stages. 381 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,322 Well, that's how zombies work, Mykes. 382 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,575 You know, there's the blood bite, sickness, death, rotting... 383 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,368 ...and then all you want to do is like: 384 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,578 [PETE SCREECHING] 385 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,581 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 386 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,083 Pay the man, Mykes. 387 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:53,835 Okay. 388 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,795 Sorry. 389 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,757 I'm coming back for seconds. This is delicious. 390 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,344 MYKA: Okay, that's, like, 28 bucks you owe me now. 391 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,640 So, Danny... 392 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,309 ...any interest in cartography? 393 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,772 Piano nocturnes? Because-- No. 394 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,819 Cold War espionage? 395 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,280 No. 396 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,115 Never mind. 397 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:31,081 I'm going to go check on your dad. You stay put. 398 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,338 [SHIVERING] 399 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,466 [EKG BEEPING] 400 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,718 What's happening? 401 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:47,931 He's going through IV bags almost as fast as I can hang them. 402 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,393 And if that wasn't weird enough, there's no clear sign of infection... 403 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,103 ...viral or bacterial. 404 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,692 He is ice cold. 405 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,987 Last reading body temp was 89 and dropping. 406 00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:05,198 If we don't reverse this, he's going to go into organ failure. 407 00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:06,658 Excuse me. 408 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:15,458 [♪♪♪] 409 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,586 [THUMPING] 410 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,381 Oh, come on. Again? 411 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,136 Oh! Unh! 412 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,014 What--? Oh! 413 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,520 Oh! 414 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,445 [FARNSWORTH BUZZING] 415 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:44,988 Of course. 416 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:48,908 Yo. 417 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:51,661 - You get the information I asked you--? - Yes. 418 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,497 What do you think? Of course. 419 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,208 - Yes. - Claudia? Is everything all right? 420 00:22:57,418 --> 00:23:01,296 Just a little temporary, possibly terminal, technical difficulties. 421 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:02,756 All good now. 422 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:06,259 Claudia, what is wrong? 423 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,011 Nothing. Quit worrying, Nana. 424 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,473 So listen, on the shelf, we have the Torch of Thanatos... 425 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:14,350 ...Marie Laveau's Crucifix and the Bodhidharma's Slippers. 426 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,563 Unfortunately, that's all I can tell you until this search speeds up. So any new deets? 427 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,316 Causes extreme metabolic shifts and temperature drops... 428 00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:24,694 ...while simultaneously triggering an intense carnivorous craving. 429 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:25,945 Cravings. 430 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,324 Well, I'll cross-ref when I can to see what pops... 431 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,743 ...but the network's been uber sluggish lately. 432 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,745 It's weird, actually. I don't know. 433 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:38,583 Well, call me when you get something and then you can resume your R&R. 434 00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:39,876 Thank you. 435 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,463 [RINGTONE PLAYING] 436 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,841 Yes, Leena? 437 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:51,137 Yes, I know someone named Dwayne. 438 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,139 He's where now? 439 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:59,145 - Dwayne. - Hey. 440 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,189 You're.... 441 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,692 - You're where I live. - Yeah, I, uh, asked around. 442 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,862 Look, if you're not into joining the band... 443 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:11,199 ...I mean, that would suck, but I get it. 444 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:15,036 - And I was just still hoping that we could-- - Not into-- No, wait. What? 445 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:19,249 - When you blew off rehearsal, I assumed-- - No, no. Oh, no, no. 446 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,460 That was not rejection. That was me trying to juggle, and I'm all thumbs. 447 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:26,464 So, okay, I just have one more little thing I have to do at work, okay? 448 00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:27,757 And then I'm all yours. 449 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,468 - I mean, to rehearse. - Yeah. 450 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:34,013 Oh, my God. Let me just go get my guitar and then we'll go straight to-- Whoa! 451 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,223 DWAYNE: Hey. 452 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:38,643 Dwayne. 453 00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:43,940 I've never had a hot rocker girl literally throw herself at me before. 454 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,988 Look out. 455 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,913 LEENA: Oh, my God. Are you guys all right? 456 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,332 Yeah, yeah, fine. 457 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:02,709 Great, actually. 458 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,252 CLAUDIA: Oh, my God. 459 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,880 - I cannot believe this. - Claudia, what's wrong? 460 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,465 - I gotta get out of here. - Claudia, wait.-- 461 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:12,177 You need to stay far away from me right now. Trust me. 462 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,762 - Wait, why? - Because I'm marked for death. 463 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:18,099 [♪♪♪] 464 00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:20,268 Seventy-six and still dropping. 465 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:23,521 If we don't get his temperature up, this man is gonna be dead in an hour. 466 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:27,108 I'm going to talk to the doctor about putting him on bypass. 467 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,623 [SHIVERING] 468 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,969 NURSE: The doctor's on his way back to-- 469 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:56,846 Good. 470 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,348 It stopped dropping. 471 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,642 - Maybe he's stabilising. - It's not gonna last. 472 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:04,312 - Where did those glasses come from? - Alfred Butz, inventor of the thermostat. 473 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,022 Huh? Uh.... 474 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,525 Great Uncle Alfie's glasses. 475 00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,611 Same prescription, oddly. 476 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,948 I'm gonna check on the two kids who were attacked in the woods. 477 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:17,867 Oh, those two were patched up and discharged hours ago. 478 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:26,584 They were bitten and they're fine. That means something else caused-- 479 00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:27,919 [CLANGING] 480 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,712 MAN: Hey! Stop him! 481 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,842 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 482 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,803 MAN: Ah! 483 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,722 MOOSE: Ah! 484 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:44,519 - Why did they crank the AC in here? - Really? Because I'm sweating my-- 485 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:45,728 MOOSE: Ah! 486 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,272 - That was Moose. - Stop him! 487 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,566 PETE: Everybody out! Get out now! 488 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,902 Let's go! Get out of there! Get out! Come on! 489 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,237 Take the shot, Mykes. 490 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,906 Mykes, take the shot. 491 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,291 Where'd you go? 492 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:08,418 I don't know. 493 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:13,423 MOOSE: So hungry. 494 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,716 Oh, man. 495 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,259 Don't make me do this. 496 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,018 Don't come any closer. 497 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,395 Just stop right there. 498 00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:32,483 Don't come any closer. I will shoot you! 499 00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:43,995 - Is he...? - Hypothermia, starvation. 500 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,998 - So, what, I'm gonna freeze to death? - Are you feeling cold? 501 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,917 - No, but I've been bitten. - There's nothing wrong with you. 502 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:52,712 Whatever this artefact is, its effects are not spread by biting. 503 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,839 Thank God. You here that, Mykes? 504 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:58,217 [MYKA SHIVERING] 505 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:00,470 I'm so cold. 506 00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:05,975 [♪♪♪] 507 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:11,689 [BEEPING] 508 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,278 I don't want to be one of the undead. 509 00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:20,073 And I don't want you... 510 00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:22,867 ...putting me down. 511 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,704 Look, we are gonna find this thing, Myka. 512 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:28,748 You're going to be okay. 513 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,209 I promise. 514 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,002 Okay. 515 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:48,559 She must've come in contact with the artefact. 516 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:52,063 Yeah, but where? The woods? Kevin's place? The frat house? 517 00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:54,190 What do we know? Stage one, severe chill. 518 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,608 Stage two, intense hunger. 519 00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:59,028 - Stage three, hypothermia, malnutrition. - Stage four, death. 520 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:03,282 I mean, come on. You have to have some idea what we're dealing with. 521 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,785 Everyone's that's been impacted by this artefact... 522 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:08,246 ...is either too far gone to talk or dead. 523 00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:09,580 Not everyone. 524 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:18,673 ARTIE: Hey. 525 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,716 You know, Danny... 526 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,928 ...my dad was once really sick too... 527 00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:26,472 ...and I spent the whole time at the hospital... 528 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:31,394 ...just wishing that there was something I could do to help. 529 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,147 Bet you know how that feels. Yeah. 530 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:38,526 But you can help. Not just your dad, there are other people in trouble too. 531 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:50,163 Want to give her the magic glasses? 532 00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:58,713 No, Danny, I'll be fine. 533 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,256 Thank you, though. 534 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,010 Okay. How can I help? 535 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:09,640 Did your dad come into contact with any strange things lately? 536 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,268 Anything weird? Nothing. 537 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:15,104 Do you remember when he first started feeling cold? 538 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,399 - Last night after dinner. - What'd he eat for dinner? 539 00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:20,985 He wanted to try the new burger place, but the line was too long. 540 00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:23,362 So we stopped at a food truck on the way home. 541 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:25,114 Tacos. 542 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,532 Tacos, Danny? 543 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:28,826 Tacos from here, Danny? 544 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:30,828 Yeah, Manny's. He's nice. 545 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:33,247 Something on that truck is altering the food. 546 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:34,916 Kevin and Moose both ate there. 547 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,959 - Myka, what did you eat? - Off the truck? 548 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:38,503 - Who am I, Pete? ARTIE: Okay, fine. 549 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:41,714 That truck must be the nexus, and the artefact's got to be there. 550 00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:43,132 - Find the truck. - I'm on it. 551 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:45,468 I started following Manny's on Twitter today. 552 00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:48,679 Being obsessed with food and social networking is a good thing. 553 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,181 ARTIE: Pete. - His last tweet... 554 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,308 ...was from a construction site nearby. 555 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:53,518 MYKA: Let's go. - Wait. Myka. 556 00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:55,228 Don't you think you should stay? 557 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:59,190 I'm not going to stay here waiting to turn. I want to be there when we find it. 558 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,817 I'm going to drive. It'll keep me focused. 559 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,779 - Any excuse to drive. - All right. Just go. 560 00:31:09,952 --> 00:31:10,993 So... 561 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:14,163 ...was your dad okay? 562 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:17,291 Oh, he was fine. 563 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,168 No, no, he.... Heh, heh. 564 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:21,879 Everything turned out just fine. 565 00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:26,467 He's still a pain in the butt. 566 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:33,558 All right, Mr. All Seeing All Knowing, I'm sorry I doubted you. 567 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:37,353 You know what's what, otherwise, you wouldn't be here. I gotta know... 568 00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:39,105 ...am I really gonna die tonight? 569 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,399 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 570 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:48,614 Okay, obviously, I didn't enunciate. 571 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:51,325 Am I going to die tonight? 572 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:53,703 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 573 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:02,044 Okay. It's on. 574 00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:09,093 [♪♪♪] 575 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:12,888 CLAUDIA: It's bath time. 576 00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:17,435 Oh, slippery, isn't it? 577 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,186 Yeah, get you some. 578 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,235 In your face, grim reaper. 579 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,780 [SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 580 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,949 What a day. 581 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:41,208 Oh, come on. 582 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,671 Whoa. Water's not supposed to do that. 583 00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:49,216 Somebody! 584 00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:54,472 Leena? 585 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,307 Somebody? Anybody! 586 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,434 Help me! 587 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,105 Help! 588 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:07,318 MYKA: Thank God it's still here. - Yep. 589 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,988 I'm gonna crank this baby up to 11... 590 00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:13,491 ...just in case we-- 591 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:14,909 [MYKA SHIVERING] 592 00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:16,494 - So cold. - Myka? 593 00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:18,329 And I'm hungry. 594 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,791 I need to eat. 595 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,294 - Argh! - No. It's happening to you. 596 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,546 It's Pete. 597 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:28,964 [MEN GROWLING] 598 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,133 Myka, snap out of it. Myka. 599 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,302 [MEN GROWLING] 600 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:34,804 PETE: You all ate Mexican? 601 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,682 [ALL GRUNTING] 602 00:33:41,395 --> 00:33:42,937 It's Pete. Myka. 603 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,606 MYKA: Argh! PETE: Ah! 604 00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:50,528 [MEN GRUNTING] 605 00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:56,075 [MYKA GROWLING] 606 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,161 [MYKA GRUNTING] 607 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:02,248 - Okay. All right, okay. - Argh! 608 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:05,167 Myka, don't hate me for this but-- 609 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,386 Keys. No keys. 610 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:24,812 [BLEEPING] 611 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:26,897 What the...? 612 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,359 Claudia. Claudia. 613 00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:32,236 Breathe. 614 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,322 [GASPING] 615 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:38,617 Breathe. Breathe slowly. Claudia, breathe. 616 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,996 - It's okay. - No, it's not. Okay? 617 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:43,914 Everything is not okay. 618 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,668 Some psycho has the warehouse in his sights... 619 00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:50,880 ...my best friend wants nothing to do with me... 620 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,925 ...and now the sultan of suckwad over there is trying to kill me. 621 00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:59,764 Oh, yeah. It's all rainbows and unicorns. And on top of that, why am I dry? 622 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,599 It's an artefact, Claudia. 623 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:03,309 Watch. 624 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,772 Sallah, what will I have for dinner? 625 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,356 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 626 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:16,155 "That blemish is probably cancer"? 627 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,407 What the hell kind of fortune is that? 628 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:21,786 Sallah's not a fortune teller. He's more of a hypnotist. 629 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,830 He instils an overwhelming feeling of dread... 630 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,374 ...into anyone who activates him. 631 00:35:27,751 --> 00:35:31,170 Okay, so how do I beat him, then? 632 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,088 You have to actively ignore him. 633 00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:35,466 CLAUDIA: Like I do with Artie? 634 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:36,801 Yep. 635 00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:39,220 So I'm not going to die? 636 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,514 Not on Sallah's timetable anyway. 637 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,308 [FARNSWORTH BUZZING] 638 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:45,684 CLAUDIA: Yeah? 639 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:49,897 Claudia, I need you to hack into the Ithaca power grid. 640 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:53,400 Do it now! I'm about to become dinner. 641 00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:55,611 Okay, doing it. Nope. 642 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:00,908 Okay, I'm in. Now what? 643 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:02,326 They're sensitive to light. 644 00:36:02,536 --> 00:36:05,704 - Can you make it bright out here? - Say no more. Here comes the sun. 645 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,623 [BLEEPING] 646 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,630 [MEN GRUNTING] 647 00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:22,763 [♪♪♪] 648 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:33,274 - Manny! Manny, open this door! - How do I know you're not one of them? 649 00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:39,697 CLAUDIA: Damn. Circuits blew. 650 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:46,203 [MEN GROWLING] 651 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:50,416 Manny, open the door or they're going to eat me alive! 652 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,629 MANNY: What's going on? What's wrong with those people? 653 00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:58,924 Something in this truck turned them into cannibals. 654 00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:03,554 So they spiked my tyres? Because they want to eat me? 655 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:10,686 Where did you get this? 656 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:14,148 I was hiking in Utah. I saw it buried in the ground. 657 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:17,109 - I thought it'd be a nice souvenir. - Myka put money in here. 658 00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:19,069 Did those workers tip you? 659 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:22,740 - Yeah, I should've put it out sooner. - This is it. This is the artefact. 660 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:26,327 - Damn it, I don't have any static bags. - What the hell's a static bag? 661 00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:31,332 Oh, man, I'm not supposed to do this. Cover your eyes. 662 00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:45,179 Myka? 663 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,973 Please tell me I didn't eat anyone. 664 00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:51,310 Okay. 665 00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:53,562 [FARNSWORTH BUZZING] 666 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:59,276 I don't know what you two did, but nice work. 667 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:06,492 [♪♪♪] 668 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:12,164 ARTIE: In the winter of 1846, a caravan of men, women and children... 669 00:38:12,374 --> 00:38:14,583 ...stranded in the Sierra Nevada Mountains... 670 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:18,003 ...were forced to resort to the most extreme measures just to survive. 671 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:21,298 Somehow, the horrific ordeals of the Donner Party... 672 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,467 ...imbued an ordinary jar with the power... 673 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:26,136 ...to make others experience what they were suffering. 674 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,807 And putting money in the jar triggered it. But why? 675 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,558 Well, interesting sidebar. 676 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,396 The jar was one of several the survivors used to bury their money. 677 00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:37,606 Even in the grim shadow of death-- 678 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,484 They were putting a little something away for a rainy day. 679 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:43,904 ARTIE: Where's Pete? 680 00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:46,198 LEENA: Oh, he's waiting for us at the Univille Diner. 681 00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:49,118 It's all-you-can-eat pancakes. Breakfast is on him. 682 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,412 MYKA: Fine, but he's leaving his own damn tip. 683 00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:52,913 [LEENA LAUGHS] 684 00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:57,126 ♪ Before ♪ 685 00:38:57,293 --> 00:39:00,379 ♪ Before I begin to go ♪ 686 00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:07,261 ♪ Give me one more kiss Just so I know ♪ 687 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,098 ♪ So I'll unfold ♪ 688 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,685 ♪ Now ♪♪ 689 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,862 DWAYNE: I'll be right back. Thank you. 690 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:27,406 [APPLAUSE] 691 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:33,328 So for our opening number, I'm thinking either Hole or The Clash. 692 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:35,539 I thought you were marked for death. 693 00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:38,125 Yeah, no more than anyone else, apparently. 694 00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:44,131 Listen, Dwayne, this is the warning label on Claudia Donovan, okay? 695 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:47,301 Stuff happens to me, a lot. 696 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,720 Sometimes weird stuff, sometimes bad stuff... 697 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:51,930 ...but it puts things in perspective. 698 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:55,059 I never know what fresh hell tomorrow's gonna bring... 699 00:39:55,268 --> 00:40:00,147 ...so if you still want me to join your band, um... 700 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,860 ...then let's rock. 701 00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:08,113 I'm going to finish this set. 702 00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:09,573 All right? 703 00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:11,784 - Don't move. - Just right here. 704 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,374 [BEEP] 705 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,339 Hey, one more. Hold the water. 706 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:27,674 [PHONE BUZZING] 707 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,472 [CHUCKLES] 708 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,850 Your card's been declined. 709 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,645 Son of a-- Heh, heh. 710 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:41,814 They cut off my credit line too. 711 00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:44,316 Whatever. I'm going to need you to settle your tab. 712 00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:48,529 Put it on mine. And give me one of the same. 713 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,698 Oh, hey. 714 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,867 Thanks, but I don't need-- 715 00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:56,245 Come on. I've been there. 716 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:59,456 Trust me. We could all use a friend sometime, right? 717 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:05,129 All right. Well.... 718 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:08,507 - Thanks. - Anytime... 719 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:10,509 ...Steve. 720 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:16,765 - Have we met before? - Almost. 721 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,560 Couple weeks back. Down in Atlanta. 722 00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:20,811 You're with Stukowskl. 723 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,981 Well, she's no longer with us, unfortunately. Bit of a wild card. 724 00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:26,984 - Sally liked you. - Yeah. 725 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:29,361 - Well, I'm, uh-- - Agent Steve Jinks. 726 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,530 Former ATF, former Warehouse 13. 727 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,824 Now burnt by Mrs. Frederick and the Regents... 728 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,784 ...because you dared to have scruples. 729 00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:38,453 No career, no prospects, no future. 730 00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:40,122 I know what they did. 731 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:42,875 Now, who are you? What do you want? 732 00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:46,461 Marcus Diamond. And, uh, we want you, Steve. 733 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:50,132 - You people are murderers. - No, no, no. We defend ourselves. 734 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:55,304 Besides, you saw what your former friends are capable of. 735 00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:58,891 - Come work for me. - Why would I? 736 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:03,103 Besides not having to rely on the kindness of strangers to cover your bar tabs? 737 00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:06,815 You're good. You should be working with the kind of people... 738 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,151 ...who can appreciate a man of your talents. 739 00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:14,907 But... 740 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,786 ...obviously, you are not interested. 741 00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,458 Good luck, Steve. 742 00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,921 Marcus. 743 00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:33,050 [♪♪♪] 744 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:51,276 [♪♪♪]